711: Not Asking for Trouble
Written by May Chan
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5r0ari
Friendship is Magic #56 is possibly soon, but Legends of Magic #4 is still storytimed here!
>>30457665
Ponyville Mysteries: Schoolhouse of Secrets and The Tail of the Timberwolf are still storytimed here!
>>30444953
The hiatus officially ends in August 5th.
http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic/episodes/307115/
>>30500021
Previous thread.
Filly once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
OFFICIAL MOVIE TRAILER!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIv_ConaZ1c
ToE: The Curse of the Statuettes Showcase still storytimed here!
>>30386843
My Little Pony the Movie Prequel #1 still storytimed here!
>>30406351
COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/
712: Discordant Harmony -When Discord invites Fluttershy to his realm for tea, he worries she won't be comfortable there and begins to change it and himself with disastrous results.
713: The Perfect Pear -The Apple Siblings learn about their parent's love story and find out that they're half Pear.
714: Fame and Misfortune -Twilight Sparkle's publishing of the friendship journal has unintended consequences when ponies start to argue over who wrote the best lessons.
715: Triple Threat -Spike accidentally invites Ember and Thorax to Ponyville on the same day. He's sure the two new leaders are not going to get along so he does all he can to keep them apart and cover the fact that the other is there.
716: Campfire Tales -When their sister camping trip is ruined by Fly-ders, Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash tell Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo the stories of their favorite legends; inspired by the tales, the girls make the most out of their new situation.
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
>>30503848
The earlysodes
712-http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5rc23nhttps://stream.sunnysubs.com/s07e12.mp4
713-https://stream.sunnysubs.com/s07e13.mp4
718:A Health of Information - While helping Fluttershy gather supplies, Zecora comes down with a terrible disease called Swamp Fever; even though a cure has not been discovered, Fluttershy makes it her mission to heal Zecora no matter what it takes.
719: To Change a Changeling -Starlight Glimmer and Trixie try to get Thorax's brother Pharynx to accept their new way by sharing love and transforming so he doesn't undermine Thorax's leadership, and that the hive will ultimately accept him.
720: It Isn't the Mane Thing About You -When Rarity's shampoo is accidentally switched with Zecora's magical remover potion, she does everything she can to fix her devastated mane in time for an upcoming photo shoot.
721: Once Upon a Zeppelin -Twilight is torn when she discovers the cruise she and her family are on is a themed vacation experience in which ponies have paid for the privilege of spending time with her, and she must please both her family and the cruise attendees.
722: Marks and Recreation -Wanting to help as many blank flanks as possible, the CMCs start a Cutie Mark Day Camp, but are surprised when one of their campers doesn't want a cutie mark.
723: Secrets and Pies -When Pinkie Pie thinks she see Rainbow Dash throw away one of her pies, she suspects the worst - that Rainbow Dash secretly hates her pies; Pinkie Pie attempts to catch Rainbow Dash in her web of lies.
>>30503850
>>30503852
There you are!
Thank you!
>colts
>Pedo Faggotry: The Edition again
This is why we need Isaac.
>>30503865
>he thinks pedofaggotry disappears when Isaac is here
>>30503863
Colts are cool. I like colts.
>>30503865
I never understand your posts.
>>30503871
Colts are love
Colts are life
What are your thoughts on the upcoming episodes? What are you looking forward too, and what are you dreading?
How is everypony doing this morning?
>>30503877
Freaking out because net neutrality debacle.
It's going down
I'm yelling timber~
>>30503876
Parks n rec episode.
I hope we'll get a Ron Swanson horse.
>>30503876
I just need more pone
Give me my dose already
>>30503876
They all sound pretty good to me to be honest, what I'm most curious about are the episodes we haven't heard anything about yet, I wonder if there's a specific reason they're still under wraps.
>>30503875
Would a colt be offended if I pet them or do I need to get permission first?
>>30503876
Dreading triple threat because even though I like Ember and Thorax I'm not the biggest fan of the majority of Spike episode we get. Looking forward to Campfire tales because it sounds really cozy and I like it when the CMC do things with their sisters + Dash
>>30503876
I'm really looking forward to Marks and Recreation because cute blank flank foals doing cute foal things.
>>30503888
Colts are very pettable.
They always welcome petting.
>>30503888
I think Triple Threat will at least be better than Princess Spike or Spike At Your Service, simply because it has Ember and Thorax.
I'm cautiously optimistic for it, because Spike's been on a roll since Season 6.
>>30503907
>Spike's been on a roll since Season 6
Eh, I didn't like the changeling episode at all and thought the song was one of the worst songs in the show. I think he's gotten better, but I also feel like there's still room to go back to episodes where he fails at simple task. Plus they have to come up with a really good reason for Spike to think Ember and Thorax would hate each other. But you're probably right. Ember and Thorax will probably improve the episode a bit if they have funny interactions. What I'm thinking is that it's going to be an episode where Spike does everything he can to keep them away from each other though so they won't really interact much until the end. If any of that makes sense.
>>30503896
I pet colt now he won't stop doing this. I think I did something wrong.
>>30503928
Trixie plays that role better.
>>30503922
I think Spike will be worried that he'll cause a war between the dragons and changelings, since Ember and Thorax are the new leaders of their respective races.
Also, Ember and Thorax are different personality-wise. Thorax is meek, and Ember is aggressive.
>>30503931
Yes, she does.
The moment she started doing that was the moment I was able to warm to her.
I have faith. We'll get another good Spike episode.
>>30503934
Now I wish for more Ember/Thorax shipping.
Maybe have Ember stalking Thorax?
>>30503934
That makes sense. I still don't have a lot of hope for it, but I like being surprised so maybe it will be a fun episode.Have the changelings even been war hungry since the reformation? We haven't really see them do much or act "evil"
>>30503951
Spike/Ember/Thorax will become a lot of people's OT3 after Triple Threat. Just watch.
>>30503977I will never give up on Rarispike
Celestia is simply too cute for a god monarch.
Will we get synopses for episodes 24, 25, and 26 at SDCC?
Forced yakification.
>>30504003
All princesses are cute.
>>30504003
http://www.strawpoll.me/13416955
>>30503877
Horny and ready for pony /)*(\
>>30504022
>no cadance
You can go fuck yourself.
There are only two princesses and they are the two royal monarchs of Equestria.
and what about magicbutt the Book Horse?
>>30504036
One day you'll open your eyes to best princess.
>>30504040
I already have.
Every time you imagine what Celestia's mane feels like she can feel it.
>>30503977
>>30503982
>>30503993
kys, child molester, this ship is dead as fuck.
>>30504054
I'm pretty sure she'd sever the connection pretty quickly considering the sheer amount of people who do that.
>>30504057
So's the show but we still talk about it, on occasion.
>>30504046
One day, anon. One day.
>>30504057
I'll kys you right on the cheek.
There, feel less triggered now?
>>30504076
>triggered
Nice meme.
>>30504076
>Ember/Rarity
I don't know about him, but I totally am.
Pony says to find out what you love doing and then do it all the time you can.
>>30504115
Give me some better advice, pony. I already do that.
>>30503922
Your colt got aroused by your petting
>>30503918
>>30504161
That's a thing that can happen?
>>30504179
With some coltsz mor easily than others.
>>30504123
Why are you here then?
It was nice to see her pony again
>>30504203
It was cute, and so was the reverse of seeing Starlight as a human for the first time.
>>30504191
I don't understand the question
Filly asks if you've spread the word about net neutrality.
>>30504184
How do I make it stop?
>>30504263
It usually stops if you pleasure your colt.Usually.
Can someone just fucking kill it so it'll finally actually leave? Please god make it leave.
>>30503842
Friendship is Magic #56 is possibly soon
literally here
>>30501885
>>30501885
>>30501885
We must embrace Filly and use it as fuel for our journey.
>>30504278
Anon that's super lewd.
>>30504292Spoiler
Filly is race mixing with dragons
>>30504320
As long as no lava baths are involved it's all good
Filly is making a breakfast smoothie
>>30504320The concept of young fillies experimenting with non-ponies is really hot, especially if the non-pony is older than her.
>>30504345I concept of young fillies playing with non-ponies and learning their culture is really cute,
especially if the non-pony is around the same age.
Filly is going on a fridge raid
Filly activates Freeze on you
I'M
AN
OR
DIN
AR
Y
PRINCESS!
Quit being a slowpoke and RUNN
>>30504439
I'd like to run the fuck away from burgerland now that my days as a shitposter are numbered, but I can't afford to move.
BOOP
https://derpibooru.org/1484711
>modeled uterus/cervix/vagina
>horsecock flaring when cumming
>physics of the cumshot and cum in the uterus is animated
It may not be animated that well but I'm actually impressed
>>30504610
Haha
Well ofcourse it was futa, why wouldn't it be
>>30504613
>autism
filly did a bit of college math, understood it a bit and then got scared and went back to doing filly things.
>>30504618
Pbbbbbt
>>30504610
I guessed the pic with just your description!
What do I win?
>>30504610
I honestly don't understand those "semen flooding into uterus" drawings.
>>30504638
Impregnation, or it's just that it's a lot of cum and it's of course flooding the uterus
>>30504638
I don't understand john k peta and his ovary smashing fetish but hey
we're 7 billion and a half people and growing.
>>30504644
>john k petaI liked Inhuman Etiquette
>>30504699
>I liked Inhuman Etiquette
That's pretty much an example of all Peta's works.
>>30504715It's lacking scat and shit eating and nipple fucking. So I wouldn't say that.
>>30504731
But those are the best part of Peta's works.
Otherwise it's just huge dude with huge dick fucking a girl.
That's when he gets creative.
I don't know, why is a pony like a writing desk
>>30504750
Something something ta-da she has a dick
There
>>30504742I'm really only into nipple fucking and I think I have other artist and groups to go to for thatIf I'm looking for something extreme I always turn to Shinozaki Rei
>>30504750
I haven't the slightest idea.
I don't understand
>>30504770
>If I'm looking for something extreme I always turn to Shinozaki ReiWhat does he do?
Honestly I prefer Radiohead meself.
>>30504782
Draws weird stuff I like
>>30504610
Too bad it's 3dpd.
>>30504790Good man
>>30504790
Kid A sucked
Filly says she likes alot of things
But is any of them really her PASSION?
>>30504638
Probably because you're a fag.
Which pony would be the most fun to go on a date with, and where would you take them?
>>30503445
I'll be the hero MLPG needs
>>30504644
>>30504699
>john k peta
who
>>30504985https://exhentai.org/g/693648/3bf3c1b1aa/
Not really a fan.
>>30505022
Die
>>30505032
After the movie
WE'LL HAVE EACH OTHERS' BACKSAND HELP OUR TRUE SELVES SHINE
>>30505022
Sorry for posting that. But you must understand!
Alright, I'm leaving now. Sorry again.
>>30505022
so very sad panda
Equestria Girls did nothing wrong.
>>30505056
that song was kickass
>>30505022
>always links the thing I'm never going to bother setting up an account for
Hmm
>>30505098
It was a beautiful song and had great visuals.
>>30505069
Pandas don't always have to be sad.https://e-hentai.org/g/693648/3bf3c1b1aa/
>>30505120
thats pretty awful
>>30505147
Like I said I'm not a fan of his stuff
>>30505120
Kill yourself
>>30505119
here is the most beautiful one
>>30505206
Shit taste.
>in some other general
>one guy keeps spamming the same 4 "call out" posts over and over again
>mod keeps deleting it and banning him but his autism is too strong
Man, I am glad MLPG left that phase.
>>30505196
I at least want to see if the movie is good first
>>30505231
What general
>>30503876
Hmmm beside Twilight parents episodes, i don't see anymore interesting stories to hype about. Maybe S7 finale will have something interesting.
Overall the hypest episodes with Princesses, Fluttercord and Apple parents already aired
>>30503951
I think the episode will mostly feature Thorax/Spike and Ember/Spike shipping since they wont interact much without Spike
>>30503876
Looking forward to best Zebra
>>30504037
She's too boring after her ascension
>>30505245Symphogear
>>30505120
>>30503445
For what purpose? To relive the "glory days"?Why would I want to relive any part of my life?
>>30505336
He says as he sticks his dick in her ass
>>30505335
>Why would I want to relive any part of my life?
You get the chance to fix your mistakes.
And to invest into memecoins.
>>30505329
Pandas are really cool.
>>30505376
They're pretty strong for bears that don't eat what they're supposed to.
>>30505401
I mainly think they're cool because they're cute
>>30505297
Good show
MLP should have a musical battle episode
They've already done them separately
And Hasbro would probably let them get away with more if they're singing the whole time
Imagine the reaction to this scene if Twilight had a hotblooded battle hymn to sing
>>30505459
>MLP should have a musical battle episode
Well, we did have Cheese Sandwich vs Plenki if that counts.
>>30505427
Those two seldom overlap, though. Unless you mean "cool" as in "interesting".
>>30505473
I mean cool as in I want to hug one
Would you enjoy Sunset being horsier in EqG?
>>30505498
There was probably a missed opportunity of Sunset eating grass in Legend of Everfree.
>>30505459
>Imagine the reaction to this scene if Twilight had a hotblooded battle hymn to sing
>>30505498
I don't get the appeal of EQG at all. Design wise their anorexic look is ugly as sin and their colors don't look right on "people" as they do on ponies
Is it people who can't get enough ponies so they settle for that even though it's inferior?
I'm the size of a Sharpie Magnum BPEL but no one would ever give me credit for it.
>>30505525
Why does having a ton of electricity go through you cause you to explode
I don't understand
>>30505533
It's for little girls. Hence the Barbie insult.
>>30505544
must excite the molecules and cells to such a point they literally vibrate apart
>>30505544
maybe it evaporates the water within the cells or something
no idea
>>30505562
Oh, yes of course
>>30505570
loadsaelectricity=loadsaheat=loadsamovement=boom
>>30505525
>reverse google image that
>get this result
Is this how the eternal september guys felt
>>30505592
I have to admit to my shame that I chuckled
I want to see a show all about Bon Bon capturing dangerous monsters
>>30505604
That's the problem with you rarifags
>>30505613
>Implying I'm a slutfag
That's just the only picture of a chuckling pony I have in my laughter folder.
If I wanted a different pone I would have had to look in the specific folder.
>>30505544
Biological material is not a good conductor so, unlike metals, loads of heat is released as it passes through you.
Plus electrolysis of ionic compounds (salts) inside of you can't be good for you.
>>30505459
man, purp is such a cute
>>30505629
>pone will never fucking atomize you where you stand with an overdose of magic electricity
>>30505634
who got it
who tryn get it
>>30505625
One day you'll see just how great Rarity is, anon.
>>30505459
EQG
would you play a pony MUD?
>>30505664
Who would make it?
>>30505658
sluts will never be great. they'll still be sluts.
>>30505664
Yeah, probably.
What kind of features would it have?
There's probably a few horrible ones available right now, right?
>>30505667
it's already been made.
>>30505664
I'd rather play a roguelike and be the little filly adventurer.
>Filly
>>30505669
It's a good thing Rarity nor Tabs are sluts then.
>>30505680
But the only roguelikes with horses in it are noxico and ponyrl
the first only has hyper futa mares and the second isn't a real roguelike
>>30505684
There's nothing wrong with being a slut.
>>30505679
Shill it or fuck off
>>30505684
That's a cute Zipporwhill
>>30505688
Sluts are cool, but Rarity isn't one.
>>30505694
Zipporwhill is gross.
>>30505117
>not having an account on sadpanda
black man with a bewildered expression and interrogation marks around his head
>>30505692
There's like four.
This was the most popular one.
>>30505696
>Rarity isn't a slut
Ohoho have you been living under a rock?
>>30505697
Doesn't it cost money or require access to dark web or some shit?
>>30505696
>Zipporwhill is gross.
I will wound you.
>>30505696
>Zipporwhill is gross.
You have bad taste, Rumbleanon.
>>30505705
it's literally just signing up on e-hentai and waiting five minutes to a week for it to let you on sadpanda, senpai
>>30505653
look at how cute this fuckin' cutie is
>>30505697
Be nice
>>30505705
No. Why would you think that?
>>30505705
>Doesn't it cost money or require access to dark web or some shit?
You make it sound like some kind of pedo site.
No.
Hell, there's a firefox/chrome addon for it too.
>>30505709
>five minutes to a week
Ain't nobody got time for dat.
>>30505718
>Hell, there's a firefox/chrome addon for it too.
don't use that
>>30505705
Anon it's literally >>30505709 that easy.
>>30505722
why not
Filly wants to know what the dark web is.
>>30505706
She's just an inferior Twist.
>>30505707
Her voice is so annoying. How can you even stand it?
>>30505728
e-hentai bans/blacklists for using it
>>30505684
tabitha is sexy
she's got that crazy aunt thing going on
i'd pound her from behind while she babbles crazy shit
>>30505688
>ponyrl
I remember that. Let's check on it...
Yup, still gross.
Honestly, I think a Pony Roguelike would have to have a more colorful mode as well. When I think ponies I think of them and their colorful world. I wouldn't necessarily need graphics, but cute icons would be fun.
>>30505697
you rang?
>>30505718
>You make it sound like some kind of pedo site.
Except that's exactly why sadpanda exists, to corral loli/shota material
>>30505715
FACT: She was cuter as a unicorn
>>30505734
I've been using it for four years and nothing has ever happened yet
I'll take my chances
>>30505735
Dude, you're fucking gross.
Everyone knows that the only fuckable VA is Celestia's.
>>30505752
>not wanting to be milked by Andrea Libman's perfect thighs
>>30505733
Twist's voice is annoying. Kinda like yours.
Zipporwhill's is super cute.
>>30505747
>Except that's exactly why sadpanda exists
>>30505747
That's not pedo though
>>30505735
>Tabitha
>For sexual
She is pure and for fun stuff only.
>>30505752
>Libman
>Ashleigh
Come on man
>>30505761
>>30505765
begone with the footfags you
>>30505733
I think her voice is endearing and makes me want to protect her smile.
>>30505750
Fact: You're a faggot.
>>30505764
>loli/shota
>not pedo
Anon...
I love drawn pedophilia as much as the next guy but let's not kid ourselves.
>>30505762
>not liking girls with lisp
>not liking ponies that squeak when they walk
Everyday you people remind me that you have bad taste.
>>30505775
I think feet are gross, but if you don't think Libman is absolutely adorable you are the biggest homo in MLPG.
>>30505750
*aweeg
>>30505786
when I say pedo I mean stuff that would actually get you in jail.
>>30505782
Nice projection, but no
If no one is getting hurt or abused IRL who cares what you get off to?
>>30505803
Die
>>30505792
>voices the best ponies
>is super talented at piano, singing, biking, enjoys food
>incredibly gorgeous
>great smile
>those legs
i would marry her if she wasn't already
>>30505750
It's true.
>>30505750
This much is true.
But nonetheless she is still supercute as an alicorn.
>>30505803
So you're saying that consensual pedophilia with a 14 year old is okay then?
Would you repeat that in court?
>>30505809
>voices the best ponies
I agree with everything else you said but we all know Tabs voices the best horses
>>30505814
I still can't get over the long neck. She's much less cute with her weird proportions now. And her being a Very Important Pony with a crystal castle makes her less cute compared to when she was a dork living in a treebrary
>>30505799
Well, that isn't implied by neither "pedo" nor "pedophile" so you gotta be more specific.
>>30505820
Children cannot consent to sex with an adult.
I was talking about drawn pictures specifically.
Why do you always have to take it to the next level?
>>30505809
I wish Andrea would act on screen again. She certainly isn't ugly. I'd enjoy seeing her in something on TV or in a movie.
>>30505847
>Children cannot consent to sex with an adult.
I'm a moralfag as much as the next guy but I do question this logic. What about children makes them unable to say with certainty whether or not they want something?
There's nothing wrong with having feelings towards fictional little fillies.
>>30505836
>compared to when she was a dork living in a treebrary
This is the most important thing to me.
There's so much less Twiggles being a dork now than there used to be.
I think if we just got that back all the other changes wouldn't really matter much.
>>30505855
I'd enjoy seeing her in my bed
Little bitty filly
Filly is mouthing the cherries.
>pedophilia, smoothback twilight or creepy talk about the VAs
Where'd that fag go who was talking about MUDs?
Did he just want to bring attention to the ones that exist or did he have ideas for yet another one?
Did he get shut down because he wasn't aware of the ones that were created?
>>30505881
Or he had no real talking points to bring up
>>30505862
Scientifically speaking, their brains aren't finished developingeven though they're more hormonally stable than those in the grips of puberty or Second Puberty.. Plus, they just don't KNOW things, like consequences and shit.
>>30505747
>that's exactly why sadpanda exists, to corral loli/shota material
>no bestiality
>so no horse/mare/stallionholic or horse doujins
You're right, it's only for loli and shota
>>30505881
How about pedophilia with twilight?
>>30505863I want to fuck Silver Spoon until neither of us can walk.
>filly love
>>30505865
I just think her becoming a princess was premature. I'm not a big fan of there being other princesses than Celestia and Luna, anyway. She still does adorkable things, but I feel like her charm was rooted in being a somewhat ordinary unicorn who was on the same level as her friends. Yes, she was the God-Queen's special student, but still, she didn't have the kind of elevated status she has now. I feel like it makes her less relatable. I miss the days when her biggest problem was getting two friends with different personality types to have a sleepover together.
>>30505847
>Children cannot consent to sex with an adult.
I mean, the age ranges usually enforced by countries definitely can.
It's just a way of fighting paedophilia on legal grounds. That rich as fuck 70-something that pays a 20 year old hooker is just as bad as any 30 something going after 13 year olds.
Most people don't do it until some 19-20 despite the fact jurisdiction allows them from 15 and those who do do so ASAP.
I had this pair of deliquents who fucked each other at about when they were 13 and 14, respectively.
No one ever gave much of a fuck about it despite it technically being against the law.
Likewise, the ones who did reach the required age and wanted it had no problems going with people 6+ years older than them.
mr. shatner if you are reading this i love you and captain kirk was always my captain
Come on guys, this isn't even the pedo hour. Just fuck off already
>>30505895
>their brains aren't finished developing
And neither are teen brains, but they have sex all the time. With each other of course, but still.
>they just don't KNOW things, like consequences and shit.
Who's to say you can't tell them exactly what you're gonna do, outline the consequences, and let them make an informed decision?Obligatory not a pedo, but I'm just trying to understand the logic of moralfaggotry, because most anyone else I talk to won't give concrete reasons, instead spouting something along the lines of "because it's just not right" which is of course not a proper answer to the curious autist.
>>30505863
>>30505904
WORK ON THE THING AA
>>30505925
I'm going to be honest. I wasn't ready for a response like this.
>>30505926
For someone who's pushing 90, he's weirdly obsessed with the Internet. https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner
I would pin down applebloom in the floor and fuck them senseless, not a pedo btw
>>30505951
He just wants to teach the next generation how shitposting was done back in his days of glory.
>>30505898
Onlyif I'm the filly.
>>30505957
>them
Even the floor?
>>30505908
Sex fics never talk about the cleanup part. What about the cold, runny semen? What about that?
>>30505932
>the pedo hour.
that's every hour of every day.
My preference for colts and fillies doesn't vary by time of day.
>>30505970
especially the floor, such dirty slut.
>>30505980
No one wants to read about that.
>>30505937
>teens
And that's why it's dangerous. If you tell a kid about sex and what it is, and give it the context of "what two people who like or love each other do", then that association sticks with them for pretty much their whole lives, even if only subconsciously. Which means there's a possibility they could get wrapped up in some really bad shit because someone could come at them with the "but don't you love/like me" approach to it, and just fucking kidnap them or something. Because a child's brain is not really wired for long-term consequence because they don't UNDERSTAND long-term consequence.
Hell, some adults don't, either.As someone who explicitly attempted NOT to give the "it's just not right" answer, I expected that. Though I am ill-equipped to cite my reasoning beyond that knee-jerk moral outrage.
>>30505994
I do. It would enhance the realism and immersion. People don't really just go right to sleep after cumming, right? I mean, those fluids go cold and leave a damp spot.
>>30505980
A nice post sex bath fic would be cute, but mostly uneventful.
>>30506002
>People don't really just go right to sleep after cumming
What do you think every housewife complains about
>>30506002
>realism in your talking horse fapfics
I don't really understand.
>>30505957
An understandable desire.
>>30505995
Well, I do see where you are going. Although your response doesn't answer all of my questions, I'm sure nothing will. There just seem to be some things that can't be questioned or answered, and the reasoning behind the taboo and illegal nature of paedophilia seems to be one of those things.
>>30506007
I would love reading a fic about a pony taking a bath where nothing happens.
>>30506034
>Fluttershy turns on the water
>When the tub is full she sticks her hoof inside to make sure the water is not too hot
>she then has a relaxing bath with angel
>When she's finished she dries herself off and watches an episode of her favorite neighponese cartoon
>>30506002
Story-wise, the scene needs to have purpose.
If they're having sex in a place they shouldn't, it would add to the story. Like if Rarity and Spike fucked in Twilight's bed or something.
But it would still need to be interesting to read. Talking about the excess or weird spots they find it and the post-sex conversations they have about what's going to happen now would kind of make it work I think.
The consequences, like they miss a spot, could help the story along too I suppose. The issue is it rarely adds to the story and kind of drags it down.I always skimmed over that part when I wrote that stuff unless it was to play it for laughs or evidence of what they did when they almost got caught.
Mostly though, I think fics with sex scenes don't care about that crap though. You're probably not even going to read that far along. It shouldn't take up more than a few sentences I think.
>>30506031
It's a biological taboo due to the fact that there's literally no sense in trying to procreate before the recipient is mature enough to survive or even carry out the process. Especially since human pregnancy is practically parasitic in nature.
It's only degenerates and scum who subvert the natural order who try to engage in that sort of vile behavior.
>>30506034
Sweetie Belle's little hooves usually made crystal clear clip-clop sounds on the immaculate bathroom tiles, but the thin, slightly crusting inch of mud and tree sap softened her frogfalls as she leaned over the edge of the tub to start a bath. Her older sister had nearly fainted at the sight of the dirty young filly; Princess knows what would happen if Rarity could see the trail of dirt scattered about her bathroom rugs. Sweetie had insisted she do this by herself, she wasn't a baby pony any more, but she wouldn't admit she still had to drag the step stool out of the corner and then stretch her taut, small body to look for bath bubbles and soap on the shelf.
"Intimate body solution, for pleasant warmth and stimulation... Raspberry flavor. Well, I guess it's better than nothing." The young horse carefully slid the glass bottle out of the cabinet with a light pick of her unicorn magic, roughly uncorking the concoction to dribble it into the rising water. As soon as it touched the bath, the sparkling soap took on a vivid magenta hue that almost sizzled, loosing fat bubbles that clung to the water's surface and slowly squished and pressed against the porcelain. Sweetie thought it looked weird, but she was still getting used to being a big filly and figured she could stand to learn how to handle whatever grown-up stuff Rarity was into.
>>30506050I think most people that are into loli and such are attracted to a mixture of the cuteness and innocence of the characters and the whole taboo thing around it. It's hard to explain.
>>30503850
>>30503852
>loli and shota is pedo guys, trust me!
Haha real fucking funny asshole, this meme is great.Kill yourself you leaf samefag
A Very Filly Movie
>>30506031
As a huge pedo.Most people today have little understanding of the reasons why pedo is considered bad/immoral, and outside of actual rape it's mostly kneejerk moralism. Cognitive development is usually cited but i've yet to see anyone cite anything real on the subject of whatever brain damage kid sex supposedly gives.
The real reason, i think, is the breakdown of family values. Sex at a very early age associates with early pregnancies, associated with a breakdown of the western family structure. Outside of societies where 9 year olds are married off, i.e. societies with weak or nonexistent family values, no kid is going to find a stable partner with resources, meaning no real family structure for the offspring.
Some of this isn't all that important nowadays thanks to contraceptives, and fillies can't have foals with humans anyway. Still i doubt it's positive for the kid's development of any appreciation for family values in sexual partners.
Regardless, this won't stop my dick from wanting that sweet filly hole.
Uh, can I ask a question about TFH for people that have it or is this a bad time
>>30505881
>>30505881
>Did he just want to bring attention to the ones that exist
Yes. I find it weird.
I think the whole thing about people playing MUDs in 201x is weird. They aged like fine milk.
>>30506108It kinda is.
>>30506121
>stable partner with resources
rich old men
Now what
>>30506113
>filly movie
Slow down there, fillyposter.
Filly didn't even get her own episode yet.
>>30505937
>And neither are teen brains, but they have sex all the time.
Well *I* never had sex as a teen.
>No one has made a joke about stable partner yet.
Everyday I come here I get disappointed.
What if the 2nd half of S7 isn't as good as the first?
>>30506126
Just make a thread somewhere about TFH, someone with the game answer your question just for the sake of shilling TFH
>>30506150
And here you are
>>30506150
>tfw one of my school's friends got pregnant at 14
She stopped studying and added me to her Facebook some years later. I think she's about 26 now, and her son must be around 12, about the same age she got him. It's a weird feeling, but I'm glad she's alright.
>>30506167
Where's the dad?
Did y'all beat him up
>>30506156
Even mediocre horse episodes are better than no horse episodes at all. And it gives us something to talk about.
That's not whatever this is.
Will Spike ever get good episodes?
>>30506156
Then we have truly hit the rock bottom.
>>30506173
Will Spike ever get a good death?
>>30506161
I don't really like making threads, but my question is probably silly anyway so there's no need. I'll just have to wait until the game is actually out.
>>30506170
I dunno, never really bothered to find out who he was. Another friend of mine got pregnant at 16 but finished school without problems, and there was another girl that was secretly dating a guy about 8-10 years older than him (everyone in our course knew about it, though). No one really seemed to care about that stuff for some reason.
Filly says chemtrails are turning all the other fillies gay.
>>30506167
Daughter of a friend of my parents got pregnant at 17 and now that his husband has recently turned 18 he's going to need to get coscripted for a year.
It's weird.
>>30506151
Scrubbles has been gone for awhile
>>30506195
>older than him
than her*
>>30506209
it's been 4 years already I think.
>>30506171
Why talk about episodes when you can talk about fillies?
Filly wants a model 3 for christmas.
Filly is shipping you with her best friend again.
Stop her before she write another clopfic
>>30506225
Filly memes aside, I really enjoy making new filly / colt screencaps of new episodes for MLPG. They can be so silly and expressive at times I almost can't help myself.
Filly appears to have shat herself.
>>30506225
I like colts more than I like fillies and I like mares more than I like fillies and I like not being in hiatus more than fillies.
There's more to life than fillying.
>>30506238
Did her friend say anything about me or is she just doing it because she likes me
>>30506238
>Stop her
But I want to read it.
Filly says that it's nearly impossible to get the stench of shit out of your hooves.
Even if you clean them with soap it just reappears minutes later and you will not be able to interact with other ponies.
These fillies are out of control. We can't work in here.
Who left the window open?
Filly has a concussion from imitating a stunt she say on TV.
filly is not your mouthpiece
Man, I'm fucking glad I'm a wizard.
>>30506272
>not a ponemancer
>>30506272
DO NOT INTERRUPT THE FILLIES!
>>30506272
>only a wizard
Return when you turn into a necromancer or an warlock
>>30506277
>>30506284
Well excuuuuse me for not specializing into one school of magic. I wanted access to everything, and once I get my planar fortress magic up and running and create my own pocket dimension, I'll be leaving you fucks behind.
>>30506280
the filly posting has run rampant this thread.
we will usurp this thread with stallions
You know what's crazy?
We must be the only general where there is a tripfag, but only one and he's polite and mild mannered and never goes offtopic and only talks about the subject of the thread, which is in fact cute horses doing horse things.
And there's Isaac too, which appears only when he has to usher the dead horse through the door and grab a fresh one.
And we haven't gotten any tripfags(or at least anyone that lasted more than a couple days)sorryin years. It's like nobody even dares to upset this delicate balance.
>>30506294
>I wanted access to everything
Enjoy casting meteors Lv10 with the strength of a LV2 faggot
Aren't you glad the hiatus will end in August? Although we won't be able to finish S7 before the movie, it's nice to have a proper date.
>>30506284
but warlocks are merely male witches.
>>30506305
Because all the other trip/namefags were shitposted into oblivion.
FS doesn't give much shitposting ammunition and isaac only posts OPs at this point.
>>30506306
Human wizard, bitch, I got feats for days
Metamagic out the ass
>>30506322
>Human wizard
Why wouldn't you roll a pony?
She's fading. I feel it.
>you will never be the little witch
>you will never have a cute unicorn filly as a familiar
>>30506305I'm fighting my urge to apologize right now
>>30506333
Nice, he need to dissapear for some months and return after the movies.
Sometimes you only need a break to return stronger
>>30506339sorry
>>30506327
Son how can I pet ponies and run fingers through their manes if I ain't got no fingers? Mage hand is too impersonal.
Try and keep up.
>>30506344It's pretty funny now
>>30506339
>>30506342
that's never an option. the last time I stopped caring the bradical thread was lost for good.
>>30506333
Lucky bitch.
oh boy am i late
>>30506206
17 isn't too bad imo. the only thing that changes for you is that you won't get that meme degree you would have never used anyway.
>>30506366
Nigga I am not reading all of that.
>>30506305
I think we still have some others, they just don't use their trip unless they are contributingwhich they rarely do
Or don't use it at all because their style is obvious enough that you can tell even without the name anyway
>>30506378
it's /pol/ pedo bullshit anyway you're not missing out on anything
>>30506361
doubt it was your fault it died
>>30506387
>/pol/
but that's blue, not red.
looks rather like some other board bitching about /pol/
>>30506370
Whatever you're doing today, make the ponies proud.
>>30503943
Nice RECEEDING CHIN TRIXIE. Fake magic pony can't even conjure up a chin.
>>30506366
>1. How do you explain that the argument for 2+2 being four was backed by <people I don't like>? I don't like them so they must be wrong!!
I don't care enough to read a "redpilling" /pol/tard babble about how fucking kids is okay if that is the first point he has. Fuck off.
>>30504022
Hmm where is love horse and friendship horse?
>>30506333
kill yourself
>>30506418
At least she knew magic well enough at a young age to suppress her square muzzle developing.
>>30506394
red/blue is just the default. you can change it.
but there's no flags and post number only a tenth of what pol was at that time, so not 4chan pol. might be 8ch pol?
>>30506419
>im right and youre wrong nananana i can't hear you
>>30506442
maybe. I assumed it was /a/ but the archive doesn't have those posts so it might be 8ch
>>30506446
>da joos are keeping the white man down from fucking children, because that is what they do
If thinking that makes you sleep better at night, be my guest.
What the fuck is happening?
Salute it!
>>30506481
Shitpost spiral. They happen sometimes, best to ignore them.
>>30506481
This is standard fare for summer here in MLPG.
>my cromartie high school vol. 1 came in just now
>it's practically brand new and has the little DVD with episodes 1 and 2 on it
>>30506496
>>30506497
I meant I can't tell what we're shitposting about anymore. I got lost somewhere.
reminder that there are only two sins in the realm of fornication:
1. Choosing Not To Procreate
2. Not Choosing To Procreate
death to hedonism
>>30506514
We're all lost, buddy.
>>30506305
No matter how bad things can get, we'll never get as bad as generals like /wowg/ or (unless we get someone who actually wanted to kill us off) /gw2g/.
>>30506515
Normals leave
>>30506514
Fucking children and the kikes I think?
Filly your depression is just in your head. As is the talking filly.
>>30506542
>/wowg/
It's been ages since I've been there. Last time I checked it was all gay furry ERP with screenshots of their worgen
>>30506548
Aw man, I love kites.
>>30506557
Wow, trash
>>30506557
Fly the kites, park fun now.
Hey!
>>30506569
>Grown man flying kites in the park alone
It's like you want me to get beat up or something.
>>30506557
KITES ARE FUCKING GAY!
>>30506577
I'm big enough to do the beating. No one is gonna stop me from having fun with kites.
>>30506577
No one would fucking care man.
They'd just think you're a loser, a faggot or a creep.
Filly joined the fighting game community.
>>30506593
Filly gets cucked by Smashfags and their babby game.
>>30506593
What does filly play?
>>30506583
>>30506583
>Probably didn't have a sick ass pokemon kite when he was growing up
>>30506583
OH NO
Filly wonders what if /mlp/ were a total shithole.
What is the best pony praxis?
damn fillies broken timeline again
>>30506637
What is this face angle they keep using.
>>30506816
they dont look like ponies anymore
Dances With Mares
>>30506816
It's not the angle, animator just forgot to lower her jaw because pone pones have no chins.
>>30506795
I want to cheer up that poor unicorn filly.
>>30505120
>>30506816
It accentuates the snootle which makes for prime booping. I'm fine with that.
>>30506305
All the namefags are on Discord and post here anonymously anyways
>>30506951
That's Tootsie Flute and nothing will ever make her feel happiness again after she realized the true nature of the universe
>>30507012
What if I give her candy?
>>30507012
You mean that love is cruel and no one will reciprocate it?
>>30506951
>>30507042
Fillies shouldn't have their hearts broken.
>>30507067
It is too late.
I want to fart on a filly.
You know sex houses? Those little wooden things with the hole in them that ponies hang in trees? Apparently those are for birds. Pony culture sure is weird.
rararararararararararara
>>30507077
do not traumatize the fillies
>>30507112
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>30507188
GOODNIGHT ASSHOLE!
>>30507201
Wow Pinkie, why are you such a fucking bitch all the time
>>30506566
fuck you glim-glim is adorable
>>30507220
Those are men.
>>30507226
No, those are Latinx
Someone post a pony, I need my fix.
>>30507362
I got yo shit man
>>30507220
I'm okay with folks headcannoning ponies as different races and stuff, but I wish they'd pick skin tones that actually match the other colors of the pony. That brown and pink for Maud looks baaaaaaaad.which is a shame 'cause I really like the art otherwise
>>30507362
>>30507220
I'm glad she became a prominent character
Who is best shota, and why is it Spike?
>>30507362
Filly without cutie mark is not for sexual
>>30507543
But the taboo makes them more enticing
>>30507539
rest in ponies
>>30507561
But what if your forbidden love influences her special talent?What if she gets her cutie mark in the middle of intercourse?
>>30507582
IT WAS MEANT TO BE
The only way to remove the curse of the beb
is to post horses that are experts in the field of such things
rough booping
buppy
>>30507658
I want to marry her.
>>30507635
Lily be careful you might hurt yourself on that HOE.
>>30507675
I will destroy you
>>30507662
She's, like, 6 years old.
Your pony Uber is here!
>>30507819
>three cylinder heads
>four intake manifolds
Is that supposed to be a V6 or V8?
What episodes do you plan on skipping?
>>30507841
All of the ones that have [your favorite pony] in them.
Stop being a capitalist
I want to cut off a dog's tail and make it eat it.
>>30507876
I love you, sad maid background pone.
>>30507894
sad MARKLESS maid
She's good for menial labor and gofer tasks and isn't even very good at those
>>30507919
>Cutie marks decide when a pony is legal.
>Adult mare doesn't have a cutie mark.
Would I go to jail for fucking her?
>>30507877
>>30508012
noice
>>30507873
>>30508012
what happens if an angry pony is booped
is it like an anger off switch?
>>30507876
Pones look cute in maid outfits
>>30508048
I agree
>>30508048
Super cute!
>>30508074
That skirt don't show her cute filly maid butt. Change it
>>30508048
Fillies in clothes are adorable in general.
Is yayponies not being updated? Where are the recent comics and videos and other stuff being stored?
>>30508333
Whoever is in charge of that site said he's not uploading the comics because he can't get a copy or something.
>>30508361
Well someone give him one
>>30508361
Is there an alternate place? Also looking for that EQG special they released too.
poof
>>30508431
I love those adorable little filly wings. I just want to preen them.
>>30508451
Turn that frown upside down, miss filly.
>>30508459
100% cuter.
>>30508446
NOI
>>30508481
>>30508490
My daughteru is not for physical abuse.
>>30508500
People can't make prompt threads without one or two faggots saying it's roleplaying
Has episode 14 aired yet?
>mlpg on page 6
It's over.
>>30508579
Are you drunk?
>>30508583
40 minutes ago.
>>30508596
>that one CYOA that's 447 posts in without a single image besides the OP
derpibooru.org/1485063
Whomsoever pulls the filly from the stone will be crowned King of the Fillies
Ponybraaaaps
>>30508720
why is filly in the stone
>>30508720
But the filly IS the sttone.
>>30508720
Please don't encase the filly in stone.
filly swallowed a rock
again
>>30508769
Tell filly that she can chew with her goddamn molars. Horses don't need gizzard stones.
>>30508760
An evil filly witch put her there for violations most fillainous
thicc stallions
>>30508939
thicc stallion saccs
Weaver Weaver Weaver
>>30508961
I want Cheerilee to /ss/ me.
>>30508983
You're too old.
>>30508983
You would need to become a colt / shota first.
Free your mind and your ass will follow
>>30509047
I need to fuck that horse.
Otherwise Anon might fade from existence.
>>30508973
You can't summon the dead, Anon.
>>30509053
She's a very sexy teacher.
>>30509066
>>30509047
There's something sexual about a pony standing bipedally. I think it's how it flares out their hips.
More like Cheeriloser
>>30509027
the kingdom of heaven is within
>>30509071
>>30509072
Horses have wide hips, yeah.Too bad they didn't give her panties in this episode.
>>30509055
I'm not going to summon the dead, I'm just going to call up his spirit and bind it into a golem
>>30509082
>>30509082
Panties are lewd.
>>30509087
DOWN, HORSE
>>30509090
Nopan is lewder.
I told maid filly to turn on oven filly and I think she might have misunderstood me.
>you will never shoot spitballs at Cheerilee's firm rump
>>30509118
>one of them actually goes up inside a bit
I would never be able to focus if I was a colt in her class. I would be too busy staring at her marepuss.
>>30509118
>you will never ogle at the sexy horse teacher's butt
>you will never catch a glimpse of her mare parts every time she moves her tail a little
>>30509143
it's right here
in my pants
>>30509149
hello horsecockanon
>>30509143
isaac is getting cleaned right now, someone else will have to do it
please link Friendship is Magic #56 storytime
>>30501885
Fillies...
Fillies never change.
The filly has changed.
I keep getting older but fillies stay the same age.
>>30509268
They're the littlest miracles.
>>30509268
Maybe they're other fillies.
Maybethey're your fillies' fillies.
Turns out we were all fillies all along.
teeny tiny little pony
'c '
>>30509312
with teeny tiny little pony weenies?
>>30509313
/)'c'
>>30509329
wait, don't you know what booping does to a pony?
>>30509323
No, ponies are not for sexual
Would you a filly?
I'd a filly.
>>30509351
You can't filly.
HEY FILLY
GET A JOB
>>30509355
>>30509355
Ya butts
>>30509359
ONE JOB COSMO
>>30509366
Someboddy else coulda done it like 4 fillies ago
>>30509356
What if I wish to be the little filly first?
>>30509378
NOT AN EXCUSE
>>30509391
Then it's ok to you filly a filly.