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Incestuous Relationships Thread

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Previous thread: >>30375034

"Sister Vinyl" edition

Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/pTAqfjD6
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>>30395987
I believe that Vinyl is mute.
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>>30395994
I respect your opinion and think Vinyl communicating through sign language would be very cute
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>>30395994
I did too, but in a couple EqG scenes she's clearly seen talking. Unless of course she's waving her lips for lulz.
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>>30395987
Why not Madman Returns?
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>>30395994
No one cares
>>30395987
Why didn't the Madman get a standing ovation?
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>>30395994
I believe that Vinyl is cute
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>>30396011
That's not a belief, that's a fact.
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>>30396004
what if she has an electronic voicebox like Ned
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>>30396021
That would be awesome and fun.
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More Coco aunt when?
Coco is too pure for this world and deserves an equally pure child's dick
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>"You call that grooming? At this rate, our daughter will almost certainly eventually turn you in when she realizes molestation is criminal."
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>>30396036
>"MMMMMIWANNASUCKYOURDICK"
"What was that, Vine?"
>"MMMNOTHING"
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Who wants to be my daddy? https://youtu.be/9bwLtZz7TuM
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>>30396111
>she's getting their incest baby in on the manipulation
TENTH
DIMENSIONAL
CHESS
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>>30396111
Sugarcoat is our sister and needed multiple rough rapes to be converted.
Our daughter is still young and needs a gentler touch
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>>30396236
ravioli ravioli do not lewd the incest loli.
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>>30396272
>Fucking your sister: Fine
>Impregnating your sister: Fine
>Fucking your incest daughter: Crosses the line?

Embrace it, Anon. We're in too deep now.
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>>30396289
fuck, it's cruel not to.
when she crawls into your bed and snuggles up between your legs with her face resting softly on your junk, would you really tell her to stop that?
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>>30396296
That depends, did she finish her homework?
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>>30396296
No penetrating the loli, at least, you don't want her to get hurt.
Maybe have her mother gently introduce her to the wonders of receiving cunnilingus, then slowly go from there.
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>>30396349
you can finger her of course, til she's old enough for hot dickings. and if she's still too little for fingering then just rubbing, but she wont be interested in anything like that at that age anyway
>>30396310
pff, any daughter of mine finished all her homework in school. actually i'd probably just homeschool her so she could breeze through at her own speed. go to college at 14. make me a grampa before i'm too old.
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>>30396310
There is homework in kindergarten?
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>>30396349
That's what I meant.
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>>30396374
Yeah when I was in kindergarten in 03 we had a drawing assignment and I got an F because I drew outside the line.
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>Your wee daughter Twilight asks you to teach her about sex
>Every bit of lessonry you bring up, she says she knows that already
>she even elaborates on some areas you didn't know about
"What do you even need me for then?"
>"... practice"
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>"You're mad at your brother for making you go to the Friendship Games? Just be glad he hasn't been raping you for the past few years. I've gotten used to it now but it was pretty annoying at first"
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>>30396407
Hey guys, get a load of this retard!
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>>30396602
I drew out of the line once. One mark out of the line.
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>>30396442
"I..."
>The fuck?
"What?"
>Sugarcoat shrugs carelessly, her demeanor completely at odds with her words.
>"Yeah, he didn't even do it right. I had to teach him everything he knows."
>Sugarcoat turns away from you and looks out the window, calmly watching the scenery go by.
>If you listened closely, you'd hear her humming.
>...
>You're pretty sure you wouldn't have to put up with this crap at Celestia's school.
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>>30396678
>"My nephew is so cute, he actually said no the first time I told him to eat me out. But he's a good boy now, we even sleep in the same bed every night"
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>>30396374
>>30396407
>>30396602
>>30396627
The laughs that can be found I swear
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>You will never accidentally hotdog your mothers thicc, toned ass while helping her with some farm work
>Despite the two layer of denim between the two of you your mother will never take notice of her "growing" boys excitement
>She will never start having lewd thoughts about you, something she knows is wrong and would make her a stereotype, and something she tries to suppress with alcohol
>Later that night you will never be laying in bed only to have your mother, stinking of whiskey, barge into your room and start whispering your name
>She will never practically fall into your bed and start forcibly cuddling with you, going on about how "mah boy is becoming a man" while you're still young and small body tries to wriggle out of her hold
>She will never start kissing and groping you, claiming that no girl is good enough for her son
>When you eventually manage to get a word in you will never back away and yell "w-wait, this is wrong ma, we're family"
>Appulmom will never wink at you (or maybe her face is just failing her) as she says "shoot sugercube, it don't count if it ain't in the cooch"
>You will never back up against the wall as she approaches you, nearly falling forward but gripping your shoulders to stop herself, look you straight in the eyes, and say
>"And I know you like mah butt"
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>>30396678
kekunf
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>"You should bait your brother into raping you as well. It's a good bonding experience"
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>>30396852
m-more?
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>Aint nobody round fer miles
>Your precious daughter Jackie is worried she'll never meet a boy on accounta she's never spent too much time around 'em
>you take it on yourself to teach her the ins n' outs of romance
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>>30396852
>"shoot sugercube, it don't count if it ain't in the cooch."
Well she isn't wrong.
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>>30396852
>>30396914
I don't know why but I always imagine Applejack as a sister in these situations, I can never really picture her in a mother or daughter role
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>>30396987
>Not wanting a sexually frustrated Appul milf.
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>>30396987
Don't know why honestly, AJ would be pretty good mom material
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>>30396111
>>30396236
>>30396296
>>30396310
>>30396349
>>30396370
I have no words.
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>>30397026
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>>30397041
"They'll get bigger someday, but I like you just the way you are now"
>"But I wanna grow up so I can marry you, Daddy!"
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>>30397041
But flat chests are the best.
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>>30397053
>Sucking your daughter Pinkie's puffies!
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>>30397051
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>>30397105
>Anon finally defeats Sugarcoat by having loving, consensual sex with his daughter under the covers and with the lights off in the missionary position
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>>30397118
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>>30397134
>Sugarcoat keeps sending Anon pics of her mouth
>They're all preceded by a text saying "where my brother's cock belongs"
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>Apple Family Reunion
>have to fuck your way through a large chunk of your female family members
>best reunion ever
>...even though your kinda numb from the waist down afterwards
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>>30397183
that's fuckin adorable
>For some reason, only during certain weeks each month, she sends cooch pics instead
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>>30397183
>'You haven't been spending enough time with me Anon. Now you're gonna give me a baby boy so he can take your place in sexually satisfying our daughter when he gets older, and you will be able to keep your penis inside me where it belongs"
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>>30397279
Nah, that's cuck shit.
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>>30397319
I don't think that "not fucking your daughter" is considered cuck shit by anyone, anywhere, ever.
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>>30397334
Really?
>so he can take your place in sexually satisfying our daughter
>so he can take your place
You sure about that?
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>>30397319
>>"Anon, spend more time putting your penis into my vagina as we have sex together."
>"cuck"
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>>30397319
making sure to have a son who can take over fucking your daughter is just called a healthy complete part of this balanced breakfast
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>>30397361
Yes, in fact I am quite sure.
Besides, have you not considered that from Sugar's point of view, SHE was the one being cucked by Anondaughter, and she's just trying to rectify the situation?
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>>30397362
Buzz look an alien!
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>>30397374
Its just a buzzword, Anon. Pay that anon no mind.
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>>30397395
>buzzword
>>30397362
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>>30397382
WHERE?!
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>>30397428
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>>30397445
>Your mother turns out to be an alien, and you were nothing more than a hybrid created as part of an experiment
>At least this explains why she was so fixated on shoving weird stuff into your ass
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>>30397445
>Get abducted by aliens
>Try to pretend it was a dream
>A few months later, the doorbell rings
>>30397445's pic
>"Daddy?"
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>>30397465
Next door, jackass
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>>30397488
Hey man, technically they're aliens.
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>>30397488
I'm having you deported
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>>30397465
>The ayys managed to grow a teenage girl from you in just a few months
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>>30397563
Thus solving the problem of "how do I fuck my daughter without first being 45 and balding?"
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>>30397786
what, you had her when you were 30? what are you, me?.. hopefully? if I ever .. get laid.. and go back in time 2 years?
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>>30396001
Would she be able to use sign language to communicate with you while giving you a blowjob?
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>>30397929
Of course, you could have her nose right in your pubes and she could still clearly communicate
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>>30397920
I'm kinda disappointed you stopped there. I wanted to see what else you'd change to make "having kids when I'm 30" come true

>...and eat less cake
>...and not lose Karen's number
>...and live in a better part of town
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>>30397946
better part of the country
didn't fuck my entire glandular system on heartburn meds I didnt wanna take anyway
women in general hadn't been completely fucked up by their every outside influence.
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>>30396852
You know, anal really is severely underappreciated in these threads.
Is it because it doesn't technically count as incest?
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>>30398017
Titjobs don't count either, and oral is just masturbating with someone else's mouth.
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>>30398017
it's kinda gross?
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>>30398017
Well, it's hard for Vinyl to talk while she's using her hands to spread her ass cheeks.
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>>30398066
Not really if proper procedures are followed, and what kind of a mother wouldn't properly clean and lube her ass for her son?
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>>30398134
>Confirmed that Vinyl talks
>Still pushing the mute meme
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>>30398212
No one cares faggots, people like mute Vinyl and you crying in every thread isn't going to change that
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>>30398221
Well I think you're ugly
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>>30398238
Haha, you got him.
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>>30398161
that's somehow even more gross. why would you use ass when there's a perfectly good vagina right nextdoor?
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What if she's mute the way Otonashi Meru is, just making cute little barely-audible squeaks and then typing things to you instead.
but when you finger her fiercely, the squeaks increase
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>>30398258
Because that's incest which is immoral and makes Jesus cry, at least that's what my mom said whenever I asked why I always had to fuck her ass.
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>>30398238
#rekt
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>>30398268
fair enough but it's definitely straddling the line and just gonna cause problems. if you wanna avoid incest, she should just use her hand like a good asian mom.
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>>30398300
But that wouldn't feel as good, and anons mom wants to really show her boy how much she appreciates everything he does for her.
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So wait, is there actually a sister Vinyl green in this general, or did I enter this thread for nothing?
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>>30398329
Not yet but someones bound to bite eventually with all this posting going on.

It's the curse of generals, only a handful of writefag but dozens of anons who want greens
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>>30398329
Yes
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>>30398329
Everyone dances around it but no one wants to make one
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>>30398329
i dont know the character well enough to care about her or know how to write her
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aunt coco pls
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>>30398329
>Not wanting to join this tread just to talk about sexy sister/cousin/aunt or moms
>Just clicked for the one background character like.
W E W
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>>30398404
It's over anon, she was too pure and innocent for this sick world, the only thing she had was the equally pure and innocent anon until Suri forced him into a child porno
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what if Rara is your mom and she shows you all the really hot porn she was in when she was younger and then the REALLY hot porn she was in when she was MORE younger
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>>30398404
Jeff will come trust me. It may take him a couple days, but he always come through.
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>>30398413
what no
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>>30398430
Didn't you read into the subtext anon? Obviously this green isn't going to end well; Coco will be forced to rape anon on camera, betraying the immense amount of trust and love he had for her, to keep her job.
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>>30398430
>>30398443
Or Suri would bad touch Anon and say.
>"If you want your aunt to keep her high paying job and raise you need to be quiet."
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>>30398443
>>30398460
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>>30398443
>>30398460
>Inb4 Coco becomes a cuckqueen
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>>30398496
Polygyny is the natural order, you know it to be true.
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>>30398496
>Someone uses the cuckshed meme in an actual green
I'd be angry, but I can't deny that it would be hilarious
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>>30398502
NO REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>30398504
did you read CuckshedAnon's green? Shit was hilarious. It was about those mares(males) iirc.
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I wish babs was my little sis
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>>30398404
Jefe will rise again, just wait
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>>30398460
>Coco walks in seeing Suri fondling Anon inappropriately. This cause the pent up hatred she has built up from all the years of shit her boss put her through to unleash at once and starts beating the shit out of her.
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>>30398603
I wish I had a sister at all, it feels like I missed out on a fundamental life experience without one
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>>30398716
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>>30398717
>Oldest sister is 13 years your junior.
Better to have life deny you outright than to mock you forever.
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>>30398518
thats what they get
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>>30398717
fictional siblings are way better than actual siblings
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>>30398830
I know, but it still feels like it would be beneficial to have a family member of the opposite sex that is roughly your age to give you insight into women, maybe I wouldn't be a dateless virgin these days if I knew how to talk to teenage girls
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>>30398839
yeah, dateless virgins are so out of place on 4chan
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>>30398839
it didnt help with that exactly, but it is just good in general having an opposite sex sibling so being around them is normal for you, you know what they look like, etc.
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>>30398839
never had one around my age, so i can't tell you
did have a lot of female friends though, i dunno if that helped
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>>30398830
Fictional anything is better than actual anything.
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>>30398443
If you're being coerced into raping someone it's not really rape, is it?
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>>30399115
Rape = nonconsensual sex

If Anon doesn't want it, it's rape regardless of whether Coco is being coerced. Also since anon is 10 any sexual contact with him what-so-ever is statutory rape
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>>30398909
Sister vs female best friend could work for a story
Maybe throw in the mom too, or another sister
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>>30398329
We have two stories about a sister Vinyl.
One that is incomplete. Featured prominently in the pastebin that was written by Sunkist.
Another written by ApA that is still a WIP.
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>>30396852
>You will never finish in her ass and collapse on top of her, earning a slurred "I love ya anon" as she holds you close to her and pulls the blanket over you two
>You will never start to get really hot because it's summer
"Hey ma, could we maybe... Not cuddle"
>Your severely sweating mother will never sluggishly agree, the two of you choosing to just lay next to each other and hold hands
>The next day you will never be woken by your mom frantically climbing over you while screaming "fuck me!"
>She will never quite literally run to the bathroom and slam it shut behind her
>You will never get out of bed to make sure she's okay
>You will never almost hear her pain when you knock on the bathroom door, followed quickly by what sounds like really watery shit splashing into the toilet
>"Sugarcube, I need you to go down to the local drugstore and buy a whole heep of condoms, we ain't never goin' bareback again."
>She will never groan at you to keep your voice down when you agree
>When you finally get to the drugstore and buy several cartons of condoms the seller will never eye you up and say "so, you finally reached your logical conclusion, huh?"
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>>30396374
Yeah, we had small reading assignments and tests when got to class the next day in my old school.
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>>30396442
Does Lemon turn her headphones off long enough to explain that Sugarcoat has a fetish saying her brother rapes her?
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>>30399244
HA! That was funny. Give that cashier a raise.
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>>30399244
Does Applejack still get drunk and beg to feel her sons cock bust inside her?
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>>30399449
Why do you think she made anon go buy condoms? She just wants to avoid getting the shits again thanks to cum in her ass.

It's technically not incest if there's no skin on skin contact.
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>>30399458
...I think you missed the point of the question, does she make Anon do it raw anyways when she is drunk. Y/N
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>>30399477
I mean, I don't think she'd be thinking about what the morning is gonna be like when she goes full "hey Twilight, I bet I could chug this whole bottle of whiskey before you can tell me a friendship lesson" mode.
First thing in the morning, hangover diarrhea, she'll cry about never doing it again but you know she will.

At that point it's up to anon whether he wants to let his ma suffer in the morning.
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>>30398017
Can't get her pregnant, poop on dick, etc.
Not my fetish.
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>>30398329
There was one a while back but it was never finished. Was very cute.
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>>30399498
Then by weekly, with fucking with condoms on in between drunken fuckings. Repeat until all condoms are gone and fill, her, up.
>>30399516
What you filled pussy to the brim already, but you both need more?
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>>30399531
>AJ and anon go to the drugstore, AJ already a few months pregnant and picking up some baby supplies
>The whole time the clerk is giving you the smuggest shit eating grin you've seen in your entire life
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>>30399564
I meant her ass, but that works too.
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>>30399593
But then she would spend hours everyday on the toilet shitting up a storm, would you really do that to your sweat, loving ma?
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>>30399531
Then use her urethra.
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>Apple parents aren't dead
>Somebody tipped off the Royal Guard
>They busted into their barn and found an 8 months pregnant Buttercup getting plowed by Big Mac while his father was teaching AJ how to give a proper blowjob
>After Applebloom was born in jail, protective services let Granny take care of the three of them
>In order to spare her any embarrassment and shame, Granny told Mac and AJ to tell Bloom, when she asks, that her parents died in a barn fire
>Right now, the parents are about 12 years deep into a 50 year bid in San Palomino Federal Prison
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>You will never gently and lovingly be coaxed into an incestual experience by your mother, her constant reaffirmations that there's nothing wrong with it easing you as she slowly strips you
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>>30399774
at least there's a hot scene in there before it gets sad
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>>30399939
If its to make her ready for her brother, then go for it, otherwise its meh.
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>>30399244
>You will never raise your incest baby with Appul mom.
>She will never encourage more since we need more workers on the field.
>You will never fuck your freckled mom for the sole purpose of keeping the farm running for the future.
>"Well as you know Pa passed before giving you siblings so...'"
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>Your mom will never come home late one day from work, a sign that she's been drinking
>You will never curl up harder under your sheets when you hear her footsteps coming up the stairs
>You will never hear them stop when they reach the top, hoping she just wants to go to sleep
>A few seconds later you will never hear your door slowly opening, not locked of course, mom doesn't like it when you lock your door
>You will never try to pretend you're still asleep
>Your mom will never sit down and start running her finger up and down your back
>You will never start lightly shaking as tears fill your eyes, making her fully aware that you are awake
>You will never begin to whisper "p-please mom, d-don't do-"
>You will never be cut off when your mother places a firm hand around your mouth, not daring to fight back because you know she can get angry very fast when she's drunk
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>You will never be a male prostitute because you owe bad people money and it's the only way to get enough quick cash
>After a hard day's work, you will never drunkenly cry-ramble to your successful-in-life nerdy sister about how you're tired of getting fucked in the ass by older men
>You will never tell her you wished a woman would contact you for once, before blacking out
>The next day, you will never get an anonymous message from a woman wanting your services
>It will never turn out to be your sister when you meet up
>She will never give you a pity-fuck, but still dress it up as if she just wants a good tumble
>You will never plow her while she whispers loving things into your ear
>She will never leave the full price in cash on the counter afterwards, even though you insisted that she didn't have to pay anything
>You will never find a note alongside the cash saying she's not paying the next time, accentuated by a crudely drawn winking smiley
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>Overnight cram sessions take on a whole new meaning
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When will we get a story about actually raising an incest baby with a family member?
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>>30399244
>"we ain't never goin' bareback again."
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>>30401115
Soon, I hope.
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>>30401045
>Momma Twi will never give you a hands-on lesson on human anatomy.
>She will never ask you if you want to be a big brother.
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>>30399244
>We ain't never going bareback again
It's funny how she thinks she has a choice
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>>30401339
>Twi will never pull her panties aside.
>As you slowly push inside the woman who brought you in this world she let's out a soft moan.
>As you stare at your mother's beautiful purple eyes as you go deeper in her you can't help, but feel the same kind of security when you were younger.
>You will never feel an extra tightness as two purple legs wrap around your back.
>"Finish inside Nonny, give yourself a sibling~"
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>>30401115
there was a bit of that with hippie commune mama treehugger but that didnt seem to go over very well
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>>30401466
Finish the green, Anon, give us a baby-raising story.
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>Suri Polomare, your cutthroat fashionista cousin, will never bully you to model increasingly risque outfits for her "male intimacy" line of fashion
>Shirtless, wearing tight shorts, etc
>She will never distractedly and offhandedly say that you "certainly" don't need to stuff the crotch of your underwear to make yourself look good for the camera
>After an hour of apparently failing to model a specific item properly for her, she will never stomp over, reach into your underwear, and (gently) adjust your dick and balls into a more aesthetically-pleasing position
>She will never sigh in frustration when you get hard at her touch and proceed to jack you off so that your tent doesn't disrupt the modeling
>You will never late find out that there never was a "male intimacy" line of fashion; your cousin did this entire scheme so that she'd have pictures of you to masturbate to
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>It's Fathers' Day Eve
>Your sweet little girl Apple Bloom walks up to you and pops an apple slice in your mouth. "Surprise!"
>It's sweet and warm and unusually good
"Why if that isn't the best apple I've ever tasted. What'd you do exactly?"
>"Ah had it up mah cooter. Here, have some more!" she puts some extremely juicy grapes in your mouth before you can react
"Now honey child-"
>That's a bit more of an appropriate Appalachian Apple appellation than usual
"You know it's not good for you to get sugar in there. You could get ants!"
>Apple Bloom giggles
"Alright ah'm just kiddin', but you could get an infection. Reckon I'll have to get you cleaned up.."
>Your adorable red-headed daughter obliges happily, leaping up onto you and sticking her cooch in your face. The mixture of flavors inside tastes even sweeter.
"Hold on, since when do we have grapes?"
>"They were raisins when ah put 'em in there"
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>>30402142
This is weird, but let's get weird.
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>>30402142
>You wake up the next morning to the sound of a cart being wheeled in, and Jackie giggling and running off
>There before you is your dear sweet Apple Bloom, totally naked, with her arms stretched over her head. "Breakfast time!" she quietly and shyly peeps.
>Her tiny titties have a pineapple ring over each with a cherry in the middle.
>There's a dollop of homemade whipped cream (The aerosol stuff would just dissolve immediately and make a mess) on her pubic mound and under each arm, in a burlesque imitation of body hair.
>A pudding cup sits on her navel, as if she ran out of ideas
>laid carefully on her perfect pink pussy, a pair of mandarin orange slices and a little raisin at the top emulate the female genitalia. Also something metal, what? Oh, there's a spoon stuck in her. For the pudding, of course.
>"EAT ME" has been fingerpainted sloppily and lewdly on her thighs in juice from the cherries, and finally there are thin apple slices between each of her toes
>The look on her face is one of intense arousal and anticipation.
>You have the best breakfast of your life, licking every square inch of her skin. Even her rosebud. Hell, even her nostrils, her ears, her eyelids. Apple Bloom clearly just took a bath before this, and now she's had another.
>She sits up slightly, blushing from head to toe, and reaches down to spread open her petals
>"Ah remembered what you said, so ah made sure not to get any -cream in mah cooter-" she emphasizes the last four words, making them into a command
>One you're happy to follow
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>>30402191
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>>30402191
oh my
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>>30402290
>eating cum and shit
That's disgusting, Anon.
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>>30402290
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>>30402290
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>>30402290
>that feel when you were a little worried about your twat apples story but there's no way in hell anyone thinks anything bad of it now
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>>30402312
>not eating delicious santorum
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>>30402312
>>30402314
>>30402322
>>30402328
I didn't realize I was dealing with a bunch of pussies
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>>30402343
Call me a normalfag but there's a few lines I'm not willing to cross, eating your own stale cum out of someone elses asshole is one of those lines, fresh cum straight out of her mouth maybe but ass is just a nono.

Also I don't eat enough fruit so my cum is disgustingly bitter
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>>30402312
>>30402314
>>30402322
>>30402328
All he wants is attention and derail the thread just ignore him and move on.
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>>30402357
>>30402365
I'm being dead serious.
Do what mama says and get to work
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I'd only be O.K. with eating a girl's ass if she's just had a couple of good enemas and she's had her asshole bleached.
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>>30402719
>asshole bleached
That doesn't sound healthy.
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>>30402723
or tasty
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>>30402735
You... you do know there's no actual bleach involved, right?
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>>30402800
Then why call it bleached?
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>>30402804
Why do they call being angry "pissed off" if there's no urine involved? Why is /anything/ not entirely literal, Anon?
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>>30402836
>Why do they call being angry "pissed off" if there's no urine involved?
I don't know, but that's just a figure of speech.
Bleach, on the other hand, has a concrete meaning.
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>>30402836
I get so angry that I wet myself sometimes.
Checkmate
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>>30402800
is it not hydrogen peroxide? that stuff is not tasty
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>>30402846
>I don't know, but that's just a figure of speech.
Bingo. Bleach makes fabrics look whiter, and the entire purpose of bleaching one's asshole is to lighten the skin tone. The actual procedure doesn't use bleach, but it's called that because the intended goal is the same: to lighten the color of something.
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>>30402846
Technically the quite old word 'bleached' often just means whitened, whether or not it contains the modern chemical known as bleach
'bleached bones' for example have usually been sitting in the sun
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>>30402869
Why would you even want to lighten the skin-tone of your asshole?
I thought the entire point would be to clean it.
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>>30402883
there is nothing about the natural human body that modern people, especially women, can't be taught to despise, as long as there's a product or service to buy
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>Your little sister, who you took into your home out of love but almost immediately regretted it the moment you realized she wasn't going to start looking for a job, will never scream at you to bring her her tendies
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I'm going to do all sorts of unholy things with Appulmom's butt and none of you can stop me!
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>>30402923
As long as it doesn't involve eating her out, then by all means. Leave her a gasping moaning stretched out mess.
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>>30402940
>As long as it doesn't involve eating her out
You're funny
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>>30402923
>Doing it in the butt
But Anon, that's forbidden love.
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>>30403424
So is incest. If we're gonna go down the apple hole, we gotta go all the way
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>>30403440
but all the way is vaginal. that's all the way back to where you came out
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>>30403424
But anon, it's technically no incest if it's in the ass so both members stay pure in the eyes of Jesus
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>>30403453
It's gonna go in every hole anyway
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>>30403453
>All the way.
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>>30402312
Who's the cuck mod that deleted it?
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>>30402290
>deleted
You know what? Fuck you guys too
You'll let the porn live but not this?
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>>30403703
>female having more mane than the male
other than that, this is perfection. the endless cycle of the Re'em
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>>30403775
>>30403788
Maybe he deleted them himself.
I don't see anything rulebreaking in those posts.
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>>30403899
I literally did not delete it
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>>30403873
uh
what
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>>30403937
mythological creature that reproduces itself by perpetually having a pair of male-female twins and then both parents die, so there's always the same two animals reborn over and over
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>>30404094
No, the comment about why the female having more mane than the male is a problem.
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>>30404154
uh, because that's not how hair works? more hair is for males.
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>>30403937
>>30404094
>>30404154
>>30404175
my sides, incest general!!! xDDD
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>>30404175
Are you being retarded in purpose?
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Things are slow today.
Back to the matter at hand, explain why you would/wouldn't help clean Applemom's rear with your tongue
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>>30404175
Well, fuck. I didn't realize we had a special-needs kid in this thread.
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>>30404221
>>30404255
>baldfag detected
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>>30404252
I wouldn't, because I'm not into the idea of my mother, and analingus is only hot when it's two girls.

I would however, be fine with blowing a fat load in my sister's ass, then encouraging our daughter to lick it out.
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>>30404263
I shouldn't have to explain that longer hair (in a ponytail no less) is stereotypically feminine. If I show you a picture of two people: one with long flowing hair and the other with a fucking slicked-back 1950's conservative dad haircut, are you going to point at the long-haired one and be all "that one has the penis"?
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>>30404252
I would if she reciprocated.
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>>30404299
are you actually supporting 50s stereotypes? jesus man, you don't have to look much further ahead or very far back at all to see that was a very faggy one-time anomaly
until you hit ancient rome, then you see it again. again, faggots.
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>>30404318
wew lad
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>>30404299
>>30404318
ok neat screencap it and call it a day, boys
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>>30404304
See? This man will go far in life
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>>30404286
>Making your daughter do your dirty work
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>>30404318
Wait, this sounds familiar...

"muh preciously bodily oils, muh good smelling musk" guy, is that you?
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>>30404465
Aw fuck, not him again.
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>>30404465
>>30404474
I'm getting really sick of you. It's bad enough you're winning. You realize you're participating in.. basically abomination, yeah? Now shut the fuck up
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>>30404488
What are you even talking about?
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>>30404498
nothing. it really isn't that goddamned important, but some people can't let go of being slightly challenged by someone with absolutely no ability to influence them, just because of one tiny half-hearted objection to a picture, along with a compliment.
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what the fuck happened to this thread
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>>30404523
You got a bunch of nerds together talking about colorful horses fucking their relatives. The only surprising thing is how rare it is that things go all tits-sideways.

So, which pony would you like to be a relative of and fuck? I'd like Maud.
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>Rarity sends you and Sweetie Belle to camp to get you out of her hair
>there's a mixup and all the bunks are hella full already, there's only one cabin left that's kind of out of the way of the others, and only big enough for two, but they figure you're brother and sister so you can share
>there's no kind of privacy in this room whatsoever, and just a showerhead outside (Facing away from the other cabins, but still)
camp shenanigans occur?
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>>30404488
Could you repeat that in English?
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>>30404531
Mama Appul to be honest, she'd keep me in god physical shape with daily chores, get me accustom to working every single day so getting a full time job never phased me, and would probably already have a pre-set career ready for me as a farmer so I never had to wonder what the fuck I was gonna do with my life.

She's not even my favourite character, but I feel like she would be the beneficial family member to have.
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>>30404604
How depressingly practical... and impossible to disagree with.
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>You and your sister are separated at birth
>For years you both go on thinking you are only childs
>You meet for the first time in high school and begin to date, still unknowing
>Your parents decide to tell you both the truth
Do you still tap that?
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>>30404757
Of course.
>Implying you don't want to have marshmallow titties and booty for yourself.
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>>30404757
if the penis fits, you mustn't quit
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>Your war veteran mother will never have a particularly bad PTSD flashback where she starts running around the house with a rifle looking for "Charlie"
>When you try to calm her down she will never tackle you, straddle you, and yell "I'm gonna make you wish I shot you zipperhead" before ripping your pants off and grabbing her entrenching tool by the spade
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>>30404884
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>>30404884
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A disturbing lack of mother/daughter relations.
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>>30405196
>gayness
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>>30405196
Lesbos are boring

D is were all the fun is
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>>30405196
>No content of anons aunt turning out to actually be his uncle
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>>30405262
but.. scissoring.. and cute wet kisses. and nips pressed against nips
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>>30405290
You want a lesbo story than write a lesbo story, no ones going to stop you and I'd fap to it
>>30399939
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>>30405196
>Almost no older Anon content
I feel you, padre.
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>>30405310
Yes, this. I would fap vigorously to the lesbo equivalent of /ss/.
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>>30405310
Femanon pls
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>>30405322
/ll/ is nice but young-sister-on-young-sister or best friends girl cousins is even hotter
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>>30405334
I'm not a grill, there are no grills on the internet after all, I just occasionally like a nice lesbian story.

Don't get me wrong, I like anon on female family member as much as the next guy, but a little change from the norm never hurt anyone.
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>>30404757
I'd hit it harder after finding out.
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This is the only thread I've seen that when the subject of two girls kissing comes up, the response is "lol ew girls"
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>>30405941
i mean to be fair it's an incest fetish thread, and gay kind of makes incest irrelevant
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>>30405941
You'd be surprised with how many normalfags are in this general, even tame fetishes seem to set off a lot of people
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>>30405941
smushing clams together is for fags
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>>30405971
It's weird. It's like I could hold up a photograph of my two sisters kissing, and the immediate response would be "get that shit to /hhh/ you fag"
What a thing to draw the line at.
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>>30397943
>Implying I have pubes
>Implying Vinyl will want to touch my penis
>Implying Vinyl will even pay attention to me
>Implying anyone can love me at all
I hate myself...
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>>30405989
I didn't see that reaction, simply a 'i don't want to read a story about that right now' reaction
honestly the overreaction to reactions is the real problem
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>>30406003
We're all unlovable losers who are going to die alone in real life

So, get off the complain train pity party and contribute something like a wad on your sisters face
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>>30406003
>Not having pubes
Are you 12 or just Asian?
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>>30404451
She wants desert? She's gonna work for it. She can second helpings with her mother from the source if she's still hungry.
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>>30406254
This man gets it.
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>Your sister friends will never show interest in you
>Your sister will never notice, forcing you on your knees and pulling your face under her skirt to show that you belong to her, all while yelling at and slapping around her "friends," making them fight for her amusement while you get hard at work trying to give your sister an orgasm before she gets impatient
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>>30406329
Why are you such a glutton for punishment, dude
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>>30406341
I like variety and there's already plenty of "loving family members lovingly loving each other" in the mix.
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>>30406355
That flavor wont be a thing here, no one likes shit. But we haven't had a story of fuck buddy siblings keeping each other afloat when relationships go bad.
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>>30406355
Dude, half the thread is Anon getting femdommed or taken advantage of, and almost all of it is him being the younger guy.
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>>30406392
fucking lame
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>>30406392
Maybe he doesn't actually read the stuff here, and is fishing for (you)s?
>>30406396
You can try baitposting elsewhere I guess, better luck next time?
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>>30406387
To be fair none of us really have any control over what fic gets posted here, writefags will write whatever they want, sure they might take input from the thread but if someone want to write a story about stretching out Flurry Heart's tiny throat than he could no matter how many folk were against it.
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>>30406392
I see a lot more loving stuff than femdon, especially when it comes to greens

You are right about 90% of time anon being younger though, I personally like younger anon but even I have to wonder why it's so common.
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>>30406402
>a story about stretching out Flurry Heart's tiny throat
I'd read it.
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>>30406428
You're in luck, it exists >>30309110
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>>30406443
>posted it again
oh dear
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>>30406401
what
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>>30406415
Because it apparently isn't creepy when it's an older woman seducing a child.
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>>30406514
It's not, I was a horny little fucker always trying to get hugs from the older women working in my elementary schools office.
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>You will never worry about your little sisters health after you notice her putting on a bit of weight
>You will never insist she go outside, get a little fresh air and exercise
>She will never viciously refuse
>You will never tell her that you'll buy her chicken tendies if she does
>She will never immediately pull a pair of short on over the panties she's been wearing for a week straight and her sweater over the wife beater she's been wearing for a month straight
>She will never immediately run to the front door, bouncing excitedly while chanting "tendies tendies, get them now!"
>You will never open the door and start walking with her to the local Basement Friend Chicken
>About five minutes in she will never start crying that her feet hurt, and you'll notice she never put on her shoes
>Instead of doing something reasonable she will never demand you carry her
>You will never object, but reluctantly agree when she starts crying about all the nice stuff she did for you (which mainly consist of fixing your computer that one time and tutoring you for ten minutes before she got board and went back into her room to play Morrowind)
>She will never climb onto your shoulders, wrapping her musky, fuzzy legs around your head
>Her chanting of "tendies" will never slowly turn into moaning as the back of your neck starts to get damp and sticky
>You will never constantly have to remind yourself that she's your sister and you love her as she tells you to "put more spring in your step"
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>>30406551
if instead of a mental child she was the more expected super extra mature Dariaesque sort, this would be my ideal
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>>30406401
you again?
RGMAnon stop thinking everything you don't like is """bait""". Go back to /rg**/.
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>>30406588
Sorry Hitler, but her entire character in Amending Fences was basically a complete neckbeard
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>>30406520
And girls aren't? Please, they're the first ones to start initiating shit when younger.
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I miss issues story about Fluttershy and anons brother/sister lovers story
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>>30407551
Will update later today, probably. Just have some stuff to hash out first.
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Tell me, which sister is the most...rapeable?
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>>30407970
Neither. That underwear is too conservative for the situation they're in, and it takes away from the sexiness. Why not just wear an Amish dress while they're at it? I mean, wear a thong for god's sake.
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>>30408157
It's like they didn't know their brother was planning on tying them up and using them as cocksleeves thst night
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>>30408177
Please, like you can pull a fast one on Pinkie Pie. Not only that, but even human-Applejack must kick like a horse, and a lifetime of farm work has probably made it difficult to overpower her. On top of all that, AJ's uses a lasso all the time, so she knows her knots and how to undo them. Why not tie up some more frail sisters, like Rarity? She'd buckle fast.
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>>30408200
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>>30408246
Nailed it.
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>>30408200
That's the best part, isn't it? Knowing that you managed to take down your two most powerful sisters. And when the others find out, they'll fall in line fast
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>>30406892
Haha, like anyone here would know that from experience
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>>30409003
>implying
I got hit on and approached all the time when I was a lot younger, I'm sure other Anons did as well. Little girls get obsessed with boys at a young age.
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>>30409177
Can confirm, it happened to me a couple of times when I was a kid, back when I had absolutely no interest in that kind of stuff. Never happened since.
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>You will never go visit your cousin in Yakyakistan
>You will never have seen her since you were kids and not really know what she looks like
>You will never finally get there, wearing like three sweaters and a parka
>You will never knock on the door and see a thicc, 8 foot tall woman wearing furs open the door and loudly yell "cousin anon!"
>Before you can back away she will never give you a back breaking bear hug, even through her thick furs coat making it quite clear how well endowed it is
>She will never show you around her single room house, revealing she only has one bed and no heating
>You will never be forced to snuggle up huge body in her relatively small bed

also
>tfw no humanized pic of female Yaks
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>>30409274
Yaks a shit.
Saddle arabians a shit
Grifdongs a big shit.
Minotaurs a shit.
Dragons a shit.
Frezzies a small shit

There is only one choice
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>>30409177
I have never heard of any female hitting on anyone, or any girls outside of TV being into boys... like, ever. in their lives. and I've lived in a lot of different places. Fuck. you lucky bastards
I mean I did get two girls having a crush on me in elementary, but they kept it hella secret and did nothing about it.
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>>30409463
>He doesn't want to cuddle with his 8', nearly 400Ibs cousin
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>>30409505
see in that scenario i would like to be the yak and scare-rouse my little female cousin, who then follows me around just drooling
but i dont like the way they fucked up the yak culture, man. i was waiting for yaks to be a thing since before i even saw the show, and hoped they'd go for the 'kind of cold, reclusive, but still friendly if kind of awkward' culture type.
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>>30409537
Big amazonian girls is one of my fetishes, small girls are just normal and boring
>tfw have a fetish for girls bigger than me, but am 6'1"
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There is any sister applejack stuff?
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>>30409708
there's been some
I feel like AJ is the trickiest here because she sorta treats strangers like family already, but her close friends and family she holds at arm's length and frequently feels she can't trust, and lies to..
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>"I've been reading through your computer, Anon. Wanna explain what Anon X Little sister Sunset is about?"
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>>30409882
Yes, it's about fuck you stay off my computer you fucking whore.
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>>30409882
"It's about starting a family. A very, very large family."
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>>30409894
>"Are you trying to make me angry? We both know what happens when I'm angry"
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>>30409955
Yes, you wet yourself and throw an autistic tantrum where you yell a lot but don't do anything remotely physical, now git the fuck out of my room and let me read my erotica in peace.
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>>30409978
Now you've gone and done it
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>>30410005
Midnight Sparkle was infinitely hotter,
demon Sunset looks like dogshit by comparison
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>>30410033
>Not wanting to scratch semen demom Sunset behind her ears
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>>30410068
>Not wanting demon Sunset to bite your ears as she fills you with her hot demon gel and makes you squeal like a scarlet pimpernel
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>>30410164
Futa is gay and you know it.
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>>30410176
>Not wanting red hot demon cock being the only thing keeping you from falling to your death as she viciously rapes you in the sky and people on the ground stand around taking pictures
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>>30410185
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>>30410246
>Anything I don't like is bait
Oh great, it's this faggot again
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>>30410263
No one likes your shit fetish dumbass, its not just one person
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>>30410341
Well said bro.
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>>30410341
I care about my shit fetish, and I am well within my rights to post my shit fetish just like everyone else in this thread, just like you are free to ignore it.
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>>30410370
Then you should feel free to post your shit fetish where it belongs and where its wanted, instead of here stinking up the thread. Have a link
>>>/trash/catalog
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>>30410410
I wonder how butthurt you'd be if someone actually did start writing a futa fic on here.
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Can go back to the incest please?
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>>30410418
You're a lazy fuck, and the writers don't pander to that kind of trash here. So the thread is fine, without you would be better, but you'll probably just lurk anyways. Try going somewhere else to get your fetish. Have a nice day.
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>>30410433
>You're a lazy fuck
I have actually written fics for other threads though, most of them were even incest themed.
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>>30410429
I've always hated how these two look in EqG, but leave it to fan-artists to make the style work.
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>>30410164
I get the reference.

>>30410246
Hi RGMAnon!
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>>30409274
Would read
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>>30397445
>>30397465

>RarAYYty
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>>30410451
Bully for you.
>>30410467
You keep saying rgmanon like the thread agrees with you, fuck off with your tripfag calling already.
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>>30410429
>expecting anything more than "outta muh thread reeeeee"
How naive.
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>>30409274
Huh, you're right. I have never seen a humanized Yak before. Weird. Cant believe I never noticed that. Would read it though.
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>>30410341
Speak for yourself fag, stop thinking you speak for everyone
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>>30410480
What, and it agrees with you? Fuck off with the "the thread agrees" this and "we don't want" that. Stop fucking whining about the shit you don't like.
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RGMAnon you aren't the thread police, please go back to /rg**/
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>>30410490
Is green too much to ask for?
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>>30410480
Anon 1 >>30410467
Anon 2 (New poster) >>30410534
I'm pretty sure you are already well know on the generals.
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Can you fags at least wait until the thread is 50 posts away from the bump limit before you derail it?
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Reminder that people who throw tantrums are almost always many times more detrimental to a thread than the shit they hate.

People might see a fetish they don't like such as futa, and leave for the afternoon till something else happens.
That same person might see a guy screaming about futa, and leave the thread permanently because the general just doesn't feel friendly anymore.
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I still want to fill Applemom's ass with a fresh load and later give it a good working over with my mouth
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>>30410604
I-is that a goat satyr?
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>>30410592
>fags
>wait
You defeated your own question.
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>>30410604
Also reminder that some people will see retards getting upset and decide to post more of the thing that upsets them for the sole purpose of upsetting them further, because the reaction they get is funny.
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>>30410622
An arimaspi. One of the giants from the Griffinstone episode who, according to the official map, live in the mountains south of Equestria.

So she's a really big goat satyr.
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>You'll never get to cheer for your MMA cousin Gilda after she wins by another TKO
>She'll never take you out for drinks as a celebration
>You'll never get to see her sloppy ass drunk and stop her from flashing her tits on more than one occassion
>She'll never stumble home on your shoulder calling you her biggest fan
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>>30410604
>>30410650
This isn't the Autistic Strange Waifu Thread.
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>>30411186
>"Y-Yer my buh-biggest fan!"
>You readjust your grip on Gilda, trying to get a better hold on her.
"Baby," you say jokingly, "I can be whoever you want me to be."
>Gilda responds in the form of mumbling something incoherent and trying to kiss your ear.
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>>30411236
What's seen as more intimate, a kiss on the cheek or a kiss on the ear?
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>>30411282
ear kisses, cheek kisses are just kinda standard fair for families.
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>>30411282
You know if you follow the trajectory of that chocolate, it's gonna hit Gilda right on the nose or upper-lip.

>"Ow!"
>You fail to suppress an amused snort.
"That's what you get for stealing chocolates, cousin."
>Gilda huffs and rubs her sore nose.
>"Shut up, Anon. I don't see YOU giving me any Valentine's Day bullshit, so I had to improvi-"
>Gilda cuts herself off as you hold up a pink Valentine's Day themed box of chocolate with her name on it.
>The look of absolute bewilderment mixed with the blush on her cheeks is a mental image that will stay with you forever.
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>>30411282
Ear, definitely.Biting the earlobes is sensual
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>>30411286
>>30411311
"Haha Gilda, what the fuck? You must be buzzed out of your mind to miss my cheek like that."
>Your cousin mumbles along the lines of 'Wassunt aiming for yer face' before you feel something warm and wet attack your earlobe.
>As much as Gilda smells of a distillery right now, feeling her little nibbles on your skin does something mighty fierce to your libido.
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>>30411395
>Cousin Gilda will never mumble "you smell good" and then pass out on your shoulder
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>>30411395
>"You're still a virgin, dweeb?"
"N-no."
>"You're a bad lair."
>Your MMA cousin will never pin against a wall and take a hold of your dick then inserts it inside herself.
>"I'm doing you favor, nerd."
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>>30411423
>You will never tuck her in bed and give her a good night kiss, leaving with a huge boner in your heart and a quite literal one down your pants.
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>>30384331
>You take a moment to contemplate the question.
>Given the lustful look she's sending you, it probably won't be long.
"M-maybe, uhh... a couple of minutes."
>Deathly afraid of disappointing her, relief hits you when her expression turns more playful.
>"Minutes..?"
>Your sister grabs your wrist and presses your palm against her breast, massaging your inner thigh with her other hand.
>"How about now?"
>Tingles travelling all over your body, you can barely think of an answer whilst fighting the urge to squirm.
"Ahh... I'm n-not sure ifmmf-"
>Her tongue probes far into your mouth, coaxing yours into a wet embrace that you instinctively welcome.
>How does she always manage to catch you off-guard with these surprise interruptions?
>She puts more force into the kiss as she moves her hand from your thigh to your member, sending a jolt up your body.
>Is this really the same person you grew up with? She's always been touchy, but never anywhere near this direct.
>She pulls away with a heavy breath, experimentally running her fingers over your rapidly hardening semi-erection.
>"How many minutes was that?"
>You detect a rare hint of smugness in your sister's voice.
>And for good reason, you suppose. Your semi is now standing fully rigid and stern, feeling no hint of soreness.
>She was a lot gentler than you've always been with your death grip, so that probably explains it.
>Her posture shifts on top of you, allowing your hand to slip away.
>It doesn't. You can't bring yourself to tear your hand away from such a perfect mammary gland specimen.
>Hand on your cheek, she looks into your eyes while grinding on your erection.
>"I'm ready, Anon. Are you?"
>You were about to respond, but you manage to stop yourself.
>She's just going to dive into your mouth the moment you open it, isn't she?
>Getting a borderline too-bold idea, you figure you might as well try to beat your sister at her own game.
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>>30411813
>Raising your head off the mattress, you lock lips with her, tongue creeping in only as far as you dare.
>Not feeling any reciprocation, you pull away, immediately worried you'd overstepped your boundaries.
>You feel the beat of a heart that isn't yours through the hand still on her chest, prompting you to finally let go.
>She looks stunned. Like her face froze after you pulled away.
>Fuck, was she actually not planning to catch you off-guard this time..?
"Uhh... s-sorry, I just..."
>Your sister digs her hands under your back, pressing your bodies and lips together.
>You're not sure if this is a kiss or an attempt to rip your tongue out of your mouth, but you're relieved either way.
>Without breaking the kiss, your sister shifts her body again and reaches back, directing your tip to prod at her entrance.
>You tense up in anticipation as she pulls her mouth away, forced by a mutual lack of breath.
>She slowly starts lowering herself down on your shaft, making your breathing even more labored.
>Hearing sharp gasp-moans as the warmth creeps further down your length, you awkwardly wrap your arms around your sister's back.
>Stopping once the bottom is reached, she buries her face in your neck, masking a series of barely-audible whispers within every exhalation.
>"I love you... I love you... I love you..."
>You tighten the hug, your palpitating heart almost overwhelmed.
"F-Flutty..."
>You begin carefully thrusting, surprised by the intensity of the pleasure brought by the smallest of movements.
>She brings her face up, looking into your eyes. "K-keep going~"
>Wiping the sweat off your brow, she rests her forehead on yours.
>Both of you breathing too hard to lose yourselves in more tongue-wrapping, your lips only brush together.
>Given the situation, the eye contact is almost like a kiss of it's own.
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>>30411823
>Getting ahead of yourself, you perform three overconfident thrusts, pulling halfway out each time.
>Your sister releases warm puffs of air into your face in the same rhythm, a moan escaping alongside the final one.
>Stopping immediately, you only just manage to not finish right then and there.
>That was dangerously close. Not to mention too soon.
>"Anon... are you close?"
>You gulp, anxiety gripping you. Are you really that transparent?
>Seeing your reaction, her expression turns compassionate, a look you're all too familiar with.
>"Hey, don't spoil this for yourself, okay?"
"W-what?"
>"Relax. We have all the time in the world after this."
>Your sister leans to her side, flipping you on top of her.
>"Don't worry about anything silly, like..."
>She rocks her hips underneath you, clearly teasing.
>"...pulling out."
>Playfully pecking your lips, you notice her cheeks turning red again, to speak nothing of yours.
>"G-go ahead. I'm yours."
>Her breathing now heavy with anticipation, she drops her hands on the bed above her shoulders, palms pointing up.
>A moment's silence passes, and the world around you goes out of focus as your inhibitions vanish.
>You grasp her hands and prod your tongue into her mouth, fingers locking.
>Thrusting at a pace higher than previously, you are surprised to find yourself no longer edging the brink.
>Deciding you can afford to go even faster, your sister tears away from the kiss and releases a low, erotic moan.
>"Aahhh, ffffuuuck..."
>Did she just swear? You'd pinch yourself if your hands were free.
>Taking your time to enjoy her whimpers over the slapping noises of the intercourse, you eventually notice yourself edging closer with every thrust.
>Deciding to heed your sister's words, you maintain your pace, noticing her legs locking you in position.
>Groaning, you explode inside, the orgasmic high lasting throughout several more thrusts.
>The downswing somehow manages to be even more intense, ending with everything going black.
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>>30411487
>lair
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>>30411838
>A body's worth of limp weight rolls off of you, leaving you a sweaty, panting mess on the bed.
>What the heck just happened?
>You were expecting him to last maybe five more seconds, not... however long that was.
>Looking to your side, your brother doesn't seem conscious, though he's facing away from you.
>Still shaking, you get off the bed and out of the room, walking into the bathroom shower.
>The cold stream isn't making you any less hot and bothered.
>You adjust the temperature down to the coldest before it gets icy, but it's not working. It's still so warm, down there.
>Remembering your brother's unsure face after his first time initiating a real kiss, your arousal spikes.
>Reaching a hand between your legs, you gasp upon contact.
>Having already been brought close to the brink, it doesn't take much for moans to start slipping out.
>Your hand movements soon forcing you on your knees, you replay the entire scene in your head.
>Once you get to the part where he released his animalistic instincts, a boatload's worth of tension leaves your body all at once.
>Not managing to hold back a loud moan, the waves hit harder than expected.
>Losing your footing, your thrashing foot kicks a bottle of shampoo out of the shower.
>Awkwardly staggering back to your feet after recovering, you turn off the water and dry yourself off.
>Stepping out and looking into your room, Anon hasn't moved an inch.
>You've been wreaking havoc on his nerves all day, in hindsight. Poor guy deserves a break.
>Noticing the dandelions on the living room floor, you pick them up and place them in a familiar vase in the kitchen.
>Old memories warming your heart, you breathe deeply.
>This plan had worked better than you could have hoped for.
>You would have preferred to somehow ease him into this, but sometimes a push is needed.
>Resting your chin on your hand, you stare at the flowers.
>A smirk hits your face, recalling another old memory.
"He's really mine now, mom..."
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/dump

hope you folks like
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>>30411842
I just noticed. Autocorrect. I don't normally mobile fag but, my laptop died.
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>>30411860
Unf, good work.
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>>30411860
>>30411845
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>>30411845
>Anon not rocking her world
I am a bit disappointed in how you did it, but Flutters is still smug against mom in the end, just make sure to improve it.
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>>30411838
>>"G-go ahead. I'm yours."
there aren't enough reaction images in the world. There aren't enough PIXELS to contain the muh-dick-and-also-heart
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>>30411842
the typo is in-character though
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>>30411930
I feel you, but thinking back at his age, I'm actually impressed.

>>30411845
>>30407551
Issues, you're the best. Keep it up, I'll be waiting for the next updates
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>>30411876
>>30411901
>>30411943
>>30412045
Thanks, m80s. A lot of blood, sweat, and other bodily fluids went into making this.

>>30411930
Believe me, Anon, I know. This was a strategic choice, as this green still has things left undone.
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>>30412120
>Things left undone
I am eagerly awaiting more.
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>>30395987
>You will never have casual sex with your mom and her girlfriend.
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>>30412330
>It hurts not being able to bring in your britbong mom inside for a bath, with her exasperated girlfriend helping you.
>You will never clean her up after a bad night, then take them both to bed
>You will never wake up before them to make a healthy hangover breakfast
>They will never come and give you a kiss for helping them last night
>The three of you will never cuddlefuck over breakfast and morning cartoons.
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>>30412330
>She will never call you FAKKIN CANT
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>>30412330
>>30412376
>Your mom and dad divorce when you were four.
>A blue haired woman spends more time with mom.
>It turns out your mom is bisexual.
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>You will never awaken in the morning unable to move because your MMA cousin Gilda got you locked in a rear-naked choke with her legs locked around your waist, not tight enough to cut off blood flow or breathing, but not loose enough to escape without waking her up

>>30412330
>Fold in her shorts make it look like Vinyl's got a massive donger

>>30412466
>Incest is Vinyl's biggest fetish
>She starts planning out how she's going to get you and your mom together for a threesome
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>>30412521
>You will never awaken in the morning unable to move because your MMA cousin Gilda got you locked in a rear-naked choke with her legs locked around your waist, not tight enough to cut off blood flow or breathing, but not loose enough to escape without waking her up
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>>30412521
>MMA cousin Gilda wakes up eventually
>Punches your shoulder and lets you off with a warning because her hangover finally caught up with her
>"Just don't... don't let me, uh... do that again. Dweeb."
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>>30412330
Who would be the better mom?
>Vinyl will never say
>"Look at that ass at 3 o'clock."
>She will never notice that you bring a girl over and when she leaves Vinyl is shocked your virgin and never reached second base.
>Vinyl will never have you practice with her.
>"Hey I might like girls now, but no son of mine is going to be a one pump chump."
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>>30412853
>Vinyl would be the cool mom that teaches you how to be the best stud around
>Then she gets off to being your secret girlfriend
>When she gets your mother involved she will never be fucked silly with happiness.
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>>30411845
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>>30411845
>didn't even get her off
for shame
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>>30412918
>Vinyl will never send videos while you're at school of her eating out your mother.
>You will never hear your mother's voice.
>"Wait Vinyl, you were recording?
>"Yep and sending it to Anon."
>"VINYL NO, DON'T YOU DAR-"
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>>30413362
kek, Vinyl pranks her mother and Anon so often they tag team to fug her unconscious for a few hours, just so they can have some piece and quiet.
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>>30413347
given their dynamic it kinda fits
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>>30413409
Actually Vinyl and Octymom are dating.
>Vinyl gets off by sending you videos of her doing your mother and you fucking her too.
>{Getting her warmed up for you.]
>New video attachment.
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>>30413650
She is the best enabler ever. Second only to Miss Lyra and Mama Bon Bon.
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>>30413650
>you only look at the title and don't check it out yet, assuming she's talking about your car
>you reply "Thanks" inadvertently letting her think you're okay with it
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>>30413689
>>30413699
>You will never walk through the front door and see Vinyl holding your mother Octavia up, fingerbanging her to the edge
>You will never look at the pool of juices Octi has been making standing there wait for you
>Vinyl will never throw her towards you saying give her a treat to eat out of her mother
>She will never make sure you leave a present in her for your mother to sloppily eat out too.
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>>30413650
>>30413689
>>30413699
>You click it while at school thinking your volume was turned down.
>It wasn't.
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>>30413748
out of your* mother. Bad typo.
>>30413754
The guy in the stall next to you gives you a thumbs up before walking back into the stall.
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>>30413754
>>30413768
>In class.
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>>30413807
>Celestia calls you into her office to have a very frank discussion
>Offers you a seat
>Stares at you over steepled fingers
>"Anon... are they touching you inappropriately?"
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>>30413825
>Anon stopped the video before they say his name.
>They think he's just watching porn.
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>>30413867
"Sorry for watching porn in class Principal Celestia, can you find a way to forgive me, I've been...backed up lately."
>Little does Anon know, Vinyl knows Celestia has a student fetish, and inadvertently taught him how to seduce her by accident.
>Just in case.
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>>30413867
No, but now we have conflict and a way to move the story forward. Maybe Celestia can even be seduced.
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>>30413914
Like so>>30413890
?
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>>30413972
I meant the element where someone finds out about their relationship, and now the story has to tackle that hurtle.
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Jeff where are you?
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>>30414030
He went where Oniichan went.
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>>30414310
Lucky fucker
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>>30414319
Shh... someday, Anon. Someday death will come for us all. Have patience.
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>>30410650
Isn't goat satyr kind of redundant?
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>>30414364
technically if it's horse it's satyr or silenus, if it's goat it's faun. but nobody gets that right
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>>30414364
...fuck, you're right. That's just a regular ol' satyr from real life human legend.
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>>30414370
There's actually some debate over what technically means what, historically, due to so much change over the ages, cultural cross over between the Greeks and Romans, plus their neighbors, and the fact that simply so much stuff is lost to time.
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>You will never live with your mother and your aunt in Canterlot Castle
>They will never be humans, just like you.
>You will never have to put up slimy nobles and thieving maids
>Your mother will never worry about you siring an heir
>She will never throw together a long list of potential wives for you... and find them all wanting
>Your aunt will never be distinctly uncomfortable at the way her sister is looking at her over breakfast
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>>30414640
>They will never be humans, just like you.
Aaaand you lost me.
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Jeff, where are you, I need more sweet cinnamon roll auntie in my life
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>>30411845
He... came inside Fluttershy? Oh my.
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>>30415615
well yeah obviously she has to have babies so she can be a better mom than her mom and really stick it to her
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>>30412330
We need more Octymom.
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>>30415808
>High class, wealthy mother trying to grow a thoroughly unremarkable anon into a prodigy
WEW LAD
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>>30415808
The question is will Anon have a British accent or since he grew up in Merica he talks like one?
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>>30416272
Usually a persons accent is dictated by the country he's born in more than his parents accent.
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>>30411845
>tfw you decided to sit down an read everything posted up until now
W-WEW LAD, das some good incest
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>>30411860
It's so good. Can't wait for more.
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>>30414364
She's strictly speaking an arimaspi satyr, not goat. Arimaspi just happen to be very goat-like.
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>>30416975
Stop bringing this up.
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>>30411901
Still anxiously awaiting your next update
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You guys know who ELSE likes this thread?
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>>30418027
Your mom who also happens to be your sister
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>>30418027
If you say your mom, you're fired!
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>>30418027
Don't you fucking do it
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>"AAAANOOON! DINNIT I TELL YOO TO CLEAN THE FAKKIN LOO AN HOUR AGO?"
>"Hey come on Octi, go easy on him"
>"SHUT YORE FAKKIN MOUTH YOU FREELOADING CUNT, YOURE LUCKY WE DONT TIE YOO DOWN AND FACK YOU UNCONSCIOUS RITE NOW"
>"Who says I'd hate that?"
>"THATS IT, CUMMERE SON, AUNTIE VOINYL NEEDS A ROIGHT SPANKIN"
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>>30418074
In my HC Octavia only goes chav if she's really angry or drunk.
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>>30418203
Who says she isn't drunk?
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>>30395987
>Tfw no QT German cousin.
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>>30395987
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>>30398238
No recovery
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>>30418664
>anthro
why didn't gookmoot kill mobilefags when he had the chance
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>>30415615
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>>30416333
it depends. I kept my parents' accents because fuck where I lived. This kid I went to school with had one british parent and his accent was pretty much 50/50 mixed, like Bindi Irwin
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>>30418319
I don't know why but I cannot picture Photo Finish as being any younger than 40, making her a GILF in my eyes
>You will have an extremely finely aged and preserved German grandmother
>"F-fuck me anon! Pound like ze artillery pounded Berlin!"
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>>30419028
Maybe it's different for anglos than it is for non-English speakers, Brits just use different English while non-anglo's just have shitty English.
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>No incest about being Luna and Celestia's brother

>Anon was born late into his parent's marriage/lives
>Celestia and Luna both had a hand in raising him when their parents were busy
>Anon was still underage when both his parents passed away, which meant that Luna and Celestia took custody of him
>Cut to several years later; Celestia and Luna are principal and vice-principal of Canterlot High, and Anon is a student attending their school
>They all live together in one house to save money
>After work, Celestia and Luna bemoan their lonely state of affairs

>"Go on a date? With who? Celestia, you know full well that we're too busy at work to have a love-life."
>>"Ugh, I know. It was a stupid suggestion, I guess. It's just frustrating being surrounded by all that young cock we aren't allowed to touch."
>"Don't remind me. The only man we have in our lives is Anon, and he's off-limits. Right?"
>There's a shared moment of stunned, wide-eyed silence as realization washes over them.
>Maybe it's time to pay Anon a visit in his room...
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>>30419209
>Anon was born late into his parent's marriage/lives
Lost me there.
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>>30419081
It is definitely true that things mingle differently in a common language
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>>30419241
I wouldn't know, all the bongs I've met have been immigrants so they have heavy as fuck accents, never really met a first generation bong.

Kinda funny when a brit tells you that all their friends back home think they sound American as fuck now while you just hear a super fucking heavy British (yes, I know Britians have different accents, but I can't tell them apart)
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>>30419236
So that Anon and his sisters have an excuse to live in one big house together instead of living separate lives.
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>>30419315
Ross from Game Grumps is the best-documented study I've ever seen of the disappearance of an accent over time. he still sounds weird, but you'd be hard-pressed to think of him as Australian if this was the first time you ever heard him.
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>>30419322
Why not just make Celestia or Luna his mom, and say they live together because the housing market is a fucking nightmare right now.
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We need more adorably tiny loli and shota siblings who are just in love with each other
and then timeskips to when they're old enough for stirrings to begin.
>>30419333
>nightmare
hehe
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>>30419333
Because then it wouldn't be sibling incest.
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>>30419342
Yeah but it's kinda weird to be a 17-18 year old with a mid to late 30's sister.
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>>30419352
I have that.
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>>30419352
It's also weird to have sex with your family.
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>>30419330
Isn't it technically the conversion of an accent than a disappearance? I mean there's really no such thing as a "neutral" accent, just different accents.
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>>30419209
>Your older sisters will never molest you to take the edge off of their stressful jobs
the pain
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>>30419352
Wasn't that weird for my uncle
>>30419339
>Pinkie has been obsessed with you since you were born. Insisting on holding you. Always saying how pretty you are. Watching every time your diaper got changed. Insisting on sharing every bath.
>Since you could walk she's been just clinging to you every moment. Feeding you cookies when nobody's looking. Sitting on the edge of the tub while you're in the bathroom
>One day curlies show up on her bagoo and she excitedly shows them to you
>Every subsequent event in the blossoming of either of your bodies is met with squeals of Pinkie excitement and extremely intimate inspection
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>>30419362
Yeah you say that, and you're not alone, but I disagree. there is absolutely a neutral accent. Typically it's whatever a synthesized voice sounds like. The fact that british and american have significant crossover in what's considered the highest-class manners of speech helps indicate this to me.
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>>30419322
No, I meant you lost my interest, because it's another "older sister pursues naive little brother out of convenience" story.
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>>30419378
But that's the thing, there is no "primary" accent.

English, Scottish, Irish, South African's, the Eternal shitposter all sound different, and even among them you have multiple accents depending on the region. Same thing in America, there dozens of different accents all over the place. And of course Shakespeare era English had significant variation from modern English (I mean current century English, I know victorian English technically is modern English).

Language really isn't as simple as "the most people, or the highest class, talk similar to this so that's the original accent." English itself was an evolution from old and middle English which sounded more German than English, and even back then different accents would have been common and dictated the evolution of the language.

And don't forget the most "British" of the American accent, Mid-Atlantic, was an entirely artificial accent invented specifically among entertainers of the early 1900's rather than something that naturally developed.
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>>30419428
My suggestion is that languages degenerate in a consistent pattern. You can see the similarities in certain dialects that have a common cause/source.
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>>30419395
Then why didn't you say so? We could have avoided this string of replies.
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>>30420382
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>>30420472
>Tfw no liberal sister to bully and oppress
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>>30420483
i have one of those. trust me, it goes in the other direction.
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>>30420483
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>>30420483
>meface when your only sibling is 9 years old retarded brother
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>>30420495
Beta detected.
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>>30420497
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>>30420511
more like she's one of those girls who has never been told 'no' in her life, but still finds the martyrdom of the liberal viewpoint appealing
I'd rather be a beta than a spoiled foreverchild with confidence
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>>30420543
Cuck beta low test numale postmale meme pepe hilary voter mexican jew nigger dicklet manlet dyel and so on and so on.
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>>30420543
Stop being reasonable. I want to see people meme at you some more.
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>>30420608
This guy get's it.
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>>30420483
>Wanting someone bitching at you 24/7 for owning guns and potentially stealing them in the middle of the night to sell them to a pawn shop
Yeah, no, fuck that shit.
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>>30420661
That's why you grab her hair and fuck her into screaming other things
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>"Geez Anon, do you always have to call people faggor as an insult? That's so offensive to people that are actually gay"
>Blah blah blah, does she ever shut up?
>"And I've seen the way you look at women, you are so disgusting, a typical man"
>You've just about had enough
>"Are you listening? You better be listening!"
>Fuck this
>"Honestly, all you ever do is-AH!"
>You grab her by the pussy and shut her up quick
>"W-what are you doing?!"
"I'm gonna do whatever I want to you, and you're gonna let me"
>>
I love this thread so badly.
>>
>>30420766
No one says faggor, so I don't know what your talking about.
>>
>>30420817
Shut up you faggor.
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>>30420828
Am I the only one imagining a Drunk Luna from her theater days, or a drunk Octi?
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>>30420766
Go on.
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>>30420817
Quit being such a faggor.
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>>30418671
Profit anon, sweet juicy profit. Makes sense that mobile fags would be the ones seeing the ads as any sane person would use some form of ad blocking.
>>
>>30420913
That actually makes a lot of sense.
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>>30420817
"Actually Starlight, you're giving that word more power by not letting people say it. So stop being a little faggot."
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>>30420926
It does doesn't it? I wonder if gookmoot even knows that can use the site without using a browser on your phone? Gotta love the apps!
>>
>>30420953
fuck meant for >>30420766
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>>30420766
This greentext fucking destroyed me
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>>30420981
Gookmoot probably didn't even know what he bought until he saw a bunch of people calling him a gook.
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>>30420766
>>30420817
>>30420828
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>>30420766
More
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>>30420497
>>30420519
Hahaha!
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>>30421008
Wonder how much if any profit he has made, but let's stop talking about gookmoot and focus our attention on grabbing Starlight by the pussy instead.
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>>30421093
she is very communicative
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Since the thread is almost done what should be theme?
"Liberal sister Starlight" or "Stop being such a faggor"
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>>30421113
Liberal sister Starlight gets raped because she wouldn't stop being a faggor
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>>30421002
In a good way?
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>>30421113
There's also octymom plus her fetishist girlfriend, and overprotective fluttersister. So many options.
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>>30421150
>octymom wants 8 children from you
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>>30421150
We did a Fluttershy theme recently so I would say either Octymom or Starlight.
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>>30420817
reminding me of that great Scott Thompson routine where (After complex deliberation) he decides it must just be the T that makes faggot offensive, so if we take it out then we can all just be faggos
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>>30421195
>>30421188
>>30421150
>Octymom
>Not having it be Octavia
>Not having the over protective kinky sister as Vinyl
You fuckers disappointment me.
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>>30421113
howbout no
we had one theme we were gonna use then didnt use, let's use that one
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>>30421213
>>Octymom
>>Not having it be Octavia
what are you smoking?
Octymom IS Octavia.
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>>30421217
Agreed.
We shouldn't let his sacrifice be in vain.
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>You force your sister to her knees and begin unzipping
>"Of course, you're gonna rape me. And why wouldn't you? That's all you men ever think about"
"Right now there's only one thing your mouth should be doing"
>"Fine, I'll do it, but I won't like it"
"Oh really? Then why could I feel you getting wet through those dumb skinny jeans?"
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>>30421689
not that one
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>>30421700
>validating her liberal belief that all men think about is rape.
Y'all are some dumb motherfuckers, ain't ya
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>>30421787
but rape is all that men think about
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>>30421787
Well, just look at her jeans. All ripped up and exposing leg-flesh. She's clearly asking for it.
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>>30421787
Shut up faggor
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>>30421689
>Your sister will never tell you to go ahead and relieve yourself with her before work
>You will never cum inside multiple times so she stays warm without the blanket on her
>You will never leave for work relaxed after kissing her goodby
>She will never welcome you home naked with your cum dripping out asking if you want her to do the work this time
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>>30395987
why does Vinyl look like Nowacking?
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>Be Applejack's cousin
>Be in love with your aunt Pear Butter
>Cry like a bitch when she died
>Cry so hard, you meet someone who would want to make you smile
>You bond with her and genuinely became happier with her
>Eventually, you fall in love with her
>Sure, she's your distant cousin of vague relationships, but that's roughly the equivalent of "barely even incest".
>Then she dropped this bombshell on Applejack and you
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>>30422176
okay sure
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>>30422176
I have no idea what kind of transdimensional drama soap this came from, but its stupid.
>>
>>30422176
Fuck it, I'd read it.
>>
Alright you lazy goombas, where's the next bread?
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>>30422276
Hang on then, I got it. Just give me a minuet. It will be that Mad Man appreciation edition though. So someone give me a few close to NSFW pics while I get it set up.
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>>30422298
Don't do it, the thread could be deleted. Use >>30406355
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>>30422309
Good enough then, it will take a few to find that pic though. Thread will be up in 3
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>>30422323
not-pulling-out edition? i like it.
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>>30422332
Its up relative fuckers, get to it.
>>30422340
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>>30422298
>minuet
No, I will not give you a type music.
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