Incestuous Relationships Thread

>>30302343
Incest and quaker oats:

It's what's for breakfast

>>30302343
That's a sad picture.

>>30302375
Clearly, uncle Anon needs to visit and brighten those kids lives up.

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>Ambiguously-tribal chocolate cousin Zecora will never beatbox as she slams her hips down in time on your thighs

>"Anonymous, you've earned my love undying; I never thought I'd find a cock so satisfying."
>"I know among my people, it's strange to fixate on one's breast; but for my beloved cousin, I suppose I can give it a rest."

>>30302375
old-tyme camera I reckon. you have to hold still so long that smiling would hurt your face muscles and be impossible to keep steady

I'm gonna post an idea from last thread.
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>>30302392
Sounds like a plan, did he get into a fight with the Pie Father and then he went off to do his own thing?
>>30302397
Yessss.

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>"What's the matter brother, scared of your big sister's tight ass?"

>>30302418
First thought is maybe Clyde inherited the farm, so Anon left for a while to see the world since he didn't have much else to really do.
And now he's moving back home, except there's a lot more lolis lurking about now.

>>30302444
Unnnf, predator lolis around every corner.
>>30302431
I would be afraid of going as deep as I can, and your too airheaded to not try make me pull out.

>>30302444
"Dad, where did you get all these children?"
>"I thought I had taught thee of the beauty of mother nature, son."

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>>30302431
>"Big bro..y-your wardrobe is so dark."

>>30302489
Does she want to borrow some of Anon's clothes?

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>>30302489
>"Like, oh my gawd Inkeh, I called him first!"

>>30302507
Yes, she needs them, for something

Specifically your shirts and boxer shorts

>>30302529
She can have after his workout then.

>>30302479
>Maud immediately takes an intense liking to uncle Anonymous.
>Her parents are just glad she's showing some emotional development, even if it's a bit clingy.
>She eventually reaches the point where she insists on sitting in his lap at dinner.

>After all, his cock might get cold if her anus wasn't there to keep it warm.

>>30302529
No, only a shirt; one that barely covers her nethers.

>>30302529
>"Bro, can I borrow a pair of pajamas? I wanna see how yours feel to sleep in before blowing money on my own"
"I don't, uh.. wear.. anything"
>"Oh that sounds great! I'll give that a shot, thanks!"

>>30302549
>"Okay, I need to make this authentic if I want the real experience. Bro, I need to sleep in your bed tonight to see if sleeping nude is the way to go."
>Weird, but whatever.
"Yeah, whatever, I'll take the couch."
>"Nuh-uh! Pa didn't raise me to be rude, and I'm not gonna force you out of your own bed. You'll just have to sleep next to me."
"What, naked?"
>Your sister crosses her arms and taps her foot impatiently.
>"What are you, gay?"
>You open your mouth and then close it again.
>She makes a good point.

>>30302482
>You forgot, so now he insists on teaching you about it all again
>Just you and him
>Again
>You almost regret returning to your family

Update soon, just going through some last-minute additions and spell-checking.

>>30302647
SOON

>>30302647
Just so you know, I still want more Cousin Gilda too.

>>30302647
My dick is ready!
>>30302676
This too.

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>>30302397
>Proud tribal witch doctor character
>Nigger music
Delet this

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"Say Dash, mind if I borrow my daughter for a few minutes? I need to show her...some things...in my bedroom"

>>30302922
Take your carpet-munching lesbo stuff to the Lesbo thread.

>>30302922
>All your daughters friends are jealous that she got to be a cocksock growing up.

>>30302957
Nah, they are just jealous that they don't have a boyfriend like Applejacks.

>>30302954
What the fuck are you on about?

>>30302983
Yeah, that wasn't even lesbo stuff.
Still... not liking lesbians... I guess we found an /hhh/ frequenter.

>>30302983
Just some moron trying to bait out a shitpost stream. Report and ignore.

>>30298638
Agreeing with this Anon, I wouldn't be against more chrysamom and it'll give you more chances to work on your grammar too. Reposting because I'm a dumbass and posted in the old thread.

>>30303028
The sex scene could be better, it just felt so bland to me reading it.

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HERE GOES

Continued from: https://pastebin.com/M8j69iSD

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>You are Anon, and it's time to get on Aria's case about something.
>You approach the siren's bedroom door and ponder what that really means to you.
>You're all... what do you call yourselves?
>Not "a couple", that's for sure; there are more than two of you.
>A group?
>A herd?
>A school?
>B-Because the sirens are fish... g-get it?
>I'm going to kill myself.
>Point is, you're all fucking each other, and you like to think that that means you can open any goddamned door in your own house as you please and without permission.
>You have a job, you pay your taxes; you can do whatever you like.
>Feeling your dick swell with house-ownerly pride, you grab the bedroom doorknob and yank the door wide open.
>...and promptly dissolve into a giggle-fit.
>"A-Anonymous?! Get out! Knock next time!"
>Aria grabs a pillow and clutches it protectively to her chest, trying to cover as much of herself as possible.
>Sitting curled up on her bed, Aria is clad in purple-and-cyan footie jammies.
>They even have little pom-pom things on the toes.
>It's the cutest fucking thing you've ever seen.
"A-Aria?!" you choke out in between laughs as you double over in laughter, "What're you even w-wearing?"
>"Shut up!" she screeches as her face turns bright red, "It... it was a birthday present from S-Sonata!"
>Aria takes the pillow clutched to her chest and throws it at you as hard as she can.
>Unfortunately you're too busy laughing to dodge, and it hits you square in the face.
>"It's cold in here, you ass!" she growls, sounding furious.
"Okay, okay!" you try to say placating, "I'm sorry! I-I wanted to talk to you!"
>Aria crosses her arms and pouts, grumbling darkly under her breath.
>By now, the embarrassment seems to have passed and Aria's face turns back to its regular purple shade.
>"Fuckin'... whatever, Anonymous. Get in here."

>>30303037
it's different, but I liked it.
I never know what good sexwriting should be like. I have much more fun with the setups and the situations than I do with describing ponos going into vagoo. I feel like I'm cybering

>>30303041
>Taking a moment to calm your breathing down, you trot into Aria's bedroom and close the door behind you.
"Seriously though," you say, turning around to shut the door, "I think you look really cute."
>With your back to your aunt, you don't see her grumpy expression soften.
>You don't see her eyes widen, her mouth gently open, nor her face heat up again.
>"Y-Yeah, well," she grumbles, tearing her gaze away from the back of your head, "I think you look really dumb."
>The door clicks shut, and you finally turn around to face Aria.
"I love you too, Aria," you say sardonically, shooting her a grin.
>Aria just shakes her head and snorts with disgust.
>"Whatever," she says, patting the mattress next to her, "Sit down, already."
>You crawl onto the mattress and plant your ass about a foot away from your aunt.
>Much like she is, you sit with your back leaning against the wall.
>Right when you're about to open your mouth to start talking, Aria begins to move.
>Aria plants her hands on the mattress and pushes herself closer to you.
>You get nudged over slightly as she pushes her shoulder against yours, trying to find a comfortable position as close to you as she possibly can.
>The squeaking of the mattress finally settles down as Aria stops moving, and you find yourself pressed up against her; hips and shoulders touching.
>You turn to look at her, but find her studiously ignoring you; instead, she seems content to stare at the wall across from the two of you as though it were the most interesting sight in the world.
>"So," she says, breaking the silence, "What did you want?"
>You join her in staring at the wall as the magnitude of your question washes over you.
>You can do this, Anon.
>All you gotta do is come face-to-face with the terrifying issues of your possible immortality.
>You clear your throat and struggle to come up with what to say; all the words seem to have left your head.
"W-Well..."

>>30303048
>It's a simple question; "Will I never die, Aria?"
"Will I, uhh..."
>Your heart beats painfully against your ribcage, and you're finding it difficult to remember how to breath.
>You never thought it was possible to get light-headed while still sitting down.
>What is this horrible crushing feeling in your chest, and why does it feel like abject terror?
>You don't even realize it, but your hands have begun shaking.
>Aria has noticed this, however, and her attention has turned from the interesting wall to your face.
>You can't see it, but Aria actually looks sort of worried.
>"Anonymous?"
>Her voice is uncharacteristically soft.
"M-Maybe we should, y'know..." you say, plowing on, "C-Cuddle."
>Shit.
>That wasn't what you wanted to say.
>That wasn't what you wanted to say at all.
>You wince internally and wonder if Aria will buy it.
>Slowly and unsteadily, you turn your head away from the wall and over to Aria's face.
>You catch the tail end of an expression approaching "concern", before it's replaced by Aria's usual grumpy "It's 10 AM and I'm already tired of being around people" look.
>Aria quirks an eyebrow and gives you a distinctly unimpressed look.
>This time you wince in real life; you get the feeling that she does not at all believe the bullshit you're peddling.
>"You wanna cuddle, huh?" she asks flatly.
>She runs a hand through her hair, pushing her loose locks (free of their ponytails) out of her eyes with her fingers.
>After a long, awkward moment, she shrugs.
>"Yeah, okay."

>>30303054
>Aria shoves her hand behind your back and pushes you forward, and then grabs you by both of your shoulders.
>Effortlessly, she spins you around and pushes you further down the mattress so that you're lying down on your side.
>Before you know it, Aria has her arms wrapped around your stomach and is hugging you from behind.
>"But I," she says into your ear, putting emphasis on 'I', "get to be the big spoon.
>You're surprised when you feel a kiss being pressed into the back of your head.
>"And I'll be waiting to hear what was ACTUALLY bothering you later, Anonymous."
>Her arms momentarily tighten around your chest, nearly squeezing the air out of you.
>"No, seriously," she says roughly, "I expect an answer later."
>And with that, she wraps her legs around your knees and wriggles against your back.
>Things could be worse.

>>30303042
That's fair, but onto someone that does it so well. LETS GIVE IT UP, FOR ANALPLUGANON!>>30303041

>>30302983
Ah fuck, sorry. Thought that the one talking was AJ or Rainbow Dash.
That would have been one hell of a thing, being one of the Mane Six's kids.
>>30303009
>Durr, everyone who don't like lesbo stuff are from the /hhh/ general
>F/F action is perfectly fine, but anything else is a shitpost that is not allowed anywhere
>>30303010
Bite me, okay? I read the post wrong for one stinking second.

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>>30303063
Later that night.

>"Hey."
>FUCK
>Aria's voice breaks the silence of he kitchen, and the unexpected surprise is enough to make you lose your grip on your glass of water.
>Fortunately for you, you dropped it directly into the kitchen sink.
>You reflexively reach out futilely, but are unable to save it.
>The unfortunate glass shatters upon impact, sending water and shards of glass all over the sink.
>Aria watches you try to save the glass and chokes out a bark of laughter.
>"Sick reflexes, Anonymous," she giggles, hand over her mouth.
"Fuck you."
>Much like reaching for the glass, your response was more of a reflex or instinct honed from weeks and weeks of living with your siren relatives, and your voice lacked any real heat or acid.
>Aria picks that up right away, of course, and she saunters over to you.
>She makes a point a deliberately swinging her hips as she walks.
>Those pyjama pants (regular ones; no footie jammies this time) stretch tight across her generous bottom, and seem to be in danger of ripping wide open.
>You'd be tempted to slip your hands in and grab her plump rump, but you aren't sure there's enough room for your fingers to fit.
>Aria stops when she's about a foot away from you, and the smirk never leaves her face.
>"Tell you what, hot shot, "she purrs mirthfully, gently patting you on the cheek, "I'll pay you back in blowjob dollars."
>Aria rests her hand on your cheek, effectively cupping it as she stares at you.
>She almost seems reluctant to slide her hand off of your face.
>"So," she says, finally pulling her hand back, "What are you doing up this late, Anonymous?"
>You nudge your head in the direction of the sink and give Aria an unamused look.
"Thirsty." you deadpan, "You?"

>>30303065
Keep it up and you're gonna give me a big head, Anon.

>>30303079
>Aria just shrugs and leans back, bracing herself on your kitchen counter.
>Her modest chest juts forward enticingly.
>"Had to pee."
>...
"...in the kitchen?"
>Aria snorts and smirks at you.
>"Girls are complicated, Anonymous."
>You tilt your head.
"Apparently."
>You stare at each other for a long moment before you speak up.
"Aria, listen, about last night."
>Aria nods sagely.
>"That thing you were too much of a pussy to bring up, right?"
"Ri-"
>You clamp your jaw closed so quickly that your teeth audibly -CLACK-.
"F-Fuck you."
>Aria grins and ruffles your hair affectionately.
>"Later," she promises, "Now, what's up?"
"It's about that thing you brought up the first time we had sex. You said that our..."
>You dart your eyes down to Aria's exposed midsection momentarily, imagining that you can almost see a little bump forming.
"...our hypothetical offspring would be siren enough to be immortal."
>You tear your eyes back up to Aria's face; she seems mostly unaffected by your wandering gaze.
>"Yeah, probably," she says thoughtfully, brows furrowed, "They'd be pure-blooded enough for that, I think."
"What..."
>Your mouth is dry, and you swallow nervously.
>You trail off as you struggle to put your existential crisis into words.
"What does that mean for me? Do I have enough siren genes to be immortal too?"
>Aria's eyes narrow in concentration as she takes in your features.
"You left, and then I tried not to think about it. I've been trying to figure out how to ask this ever since you got back."
>You feel a headache forming in between your eyes, and your vision swims for just a moment.
"A-Am I just never gonna die?!"
>Aria reach out and places her palms on your cheeks. She gently moves your head so that you're looking her in the eyes.

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>"Hey, hey," coos Aria, "Calm down."
>Her voice is uncharacteristically soft. If you didn't know any better, you'd say she sounds concerned.
>"Listen. Don't you go having a panic attack on me, okay? Sonata will beat my ass if she thinks I made you freak out."
>You choke out a strangled laugh; there's the Aria you know and love.
>Er... the Aria you know and think she's alright, you guess.
>"I don't know."
>Well, fuck.
>"Me and my sisters have had kids in the past, and as far as we know they've all died from either old age or being stabbed in the back because they were a bunch of assholes."
>Aria looks away ruefully, still maintaining a gentle hold on your face.
>"There are an unfortunate number of shallow graves that mark the final resting place of our kids," she says, sounding unhappy, "They got all the siren stuff from us, but none of the patience required to use them."
>She sighs and moves her hands from your cheeks down to your back.
>"Look, just... just..."
>Aria holds you against her chest, sounding so far out of her element that it isn't even funny.
>"Just shut up and take deep breaths. I swear to Celestia, Anonymous, if you pass out on me..."

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>A few minutes later, you're still feeling awful.
>It felt great to get that all off your chest, but the lack of a solid answer is still weighing down on you.
>You're sitting on the three-person couch over in the living-room, and Aria is crouching in between your legs.
>She's been slowly undressing you, and the lewd smile on her face really gives you the impression that this just might be her favourite part.
>"Take it easy, Anonymous. Let Aria take care of things, okay?"
>Aria's smile widens at the sight of your cock springing up out of your underwear.
>"Let me show you that I have the best mouth out of all three of us..."
>Without breaking eye-contact, Aria slaps her flat tongue in between your testicles and ever-so slowly drags it up towards the tip of your cock.

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>>30303107
>Be Sunset Shimmer
>Be having trouble sleeping
>It's been weeks since that new siren showed up, and you're still no closer to solving the mystery than you were the day you met him.
>Who is he?
>What is he doing here?
>When did he get here on Earth?
>The "who" is easy enough to answer with the limited information you've got; he's "Anon", and he's the cousin of Aria, Adagio, and Sonata.
>The other two, though...
>As near as you can tell, Anon isn't doing ANYTHING.
>He didn't help the other sirens at the Battle of the Bands, and any ancient history text that references the sirens doesn't say a Celestia-damned word about him.
>That leaves the biggest question, actually; when did he get here?
>If he got here BEFORE the Battle of the Bands, then why didn't he help out Sonata, Aria, and Adagio?
>If he were useful to them, then you can bet your cutie mark that they'd use him to win.
>You snort in disgust and roll over onto your side.
>You think you know those three sirens pretty well by now, and you know how ruthless and cruel they can be; if he could help them, then they wouldn't hesitate to use him.
>Going by that logic, this "Anon" must have been useful some other way; just out of sight.
>You know that they didn't drag him in from Equestria any time after YOU arrived on Earth, because you and your friends have been watching that dumb statue at school like a griffon watching over her eggs.
>You would KNOW if those sirens had brought anypony through.
>That means that they didn't drag him through AFTER the Battle of the Bands.
>That really only leaves the option that they've been using him for something this entire time.
>Now... what would three siren women use a siren male for?
>...
>You snort as your sleepy thoughts sluggishly catch up with you.
>What, they're gonna fuck him?
>You rub your eyes and roll over onto your side.
"As if."
>He's their cousin, for Celestia's sake.

>>30303124
>"BIG BOOTY BITC-"
>You yelp in surprise as your phone jitters to life.
>Startled and not expecting a phone call this late at night, you squirm around under your covers until you manage to free one of your arms and slap your phone's "shut the fuck up" button.
>You bring the device over to your face, squinting at the bright light.
>It's...
>...a message from 'Aria Blaze'?
"Me an' my beau... You mad?"
>There's a picture.
>It's...
>IT'S...
>...a selfie of Aria and Anon?
>And she's got his cock in her mouth?!
>B-But he's their cousin!
>...
"Sweet Celestia."
>The realization hits you like a royal pegasus-drawn carriage and you bolt upright, eyes wide.
>They've been using him as a sex slave.
>All these hundreds and hundreds of years, they've kept Anon locked away and used him as relief.
>He never ages, he never dies, and their mind-control magic means that he'll never betray them.
>He's a rape victim.
>You look down at the picture on your phone's tiny screen again.
>That smug sparkle in Aria's eyes is sickening, and it almost looks like she's trying to smile despite her lips stretched tight and her mouth stuffed full of cock.
>You shake your head and look away; you don't have the heart to look at the photo any longer.
"That poor bastard."
>You swing your legs out of bed and decide to go make some coffee.
>You feel sick to your stomach, and you certainly won't be able to fall asleep tonight.

>>30303096
You make our heads big. ba dump tish.
I will take my shotgun shell please.

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>>30303136
>You are Anon, and your a tiny little bit late for work.
>Last night with Aria might have kept you up until somewhat of an unreasonable hour, and you MIIIIIHGT have arrived at work about two hours after your shift began.
>"Anon!"
>Flim (or is it Flam?) pops out from nowhere from your left and wraps a lanky arm around your shoulders, and pulls you into a chummy side-hug.
>>"Pal!"
>Flam (Flim? Which one has the mustache, again?) appears on your right side and does the same thing, effectively trapping you in a very awkward hug with your bosses.
>"Buddy!"
>>"Amigo!"
>"Comrade!"
>>"Friend of mine!"
>"And mine, too!"
>>"I couldn't help but notice you're a little late this morning, friendo."
>You wince, thinking back to your encounter with Aria.
>"You smell a little funky, too. You're not letting personal time with your girlfriend get in the way of company time, are you?"
>Fuck.
>Your bosses babble happily as they frog-march you over to their shared office.
>They gently shove you into a chair, and then walk around to the other side of their one long desk and sit down.
>"Anon, you've been working with us for a long time."
>>"Years!"
>"Years."
>>"Years." concludes mustache-boss with faux-solemn emphasis.
>"And you've done a lot of good work."
>>"Tonnes."
>Clean-shaven-boss gestures to a wall taken up by filing cabinets.
>"Literal tangible piles of good work."
>>"But..."
>"...thing is, Anon, your performance has suffered recently."
>>Mustache-boss nods in agreement.
>>"It's not great."
>"It could be better."
>>"Not up to your standards.
>"Not up to OUR standards."
>>"The 'Flim&Flam Consulting' standards."
>Clean-shaven boss tilts his head.
>"You seem... distracted, Anon."
>>"And we can't have our employees be distracted."
>"Distraction hurts business."
>>"Like that time you lost us that Apple contract."

>>30303143
Oh, you. Oh you, Anon.

>>30303148
>You wince visibly at the reminder; it had been one of your least proud moments at your time here at work.
>Stupid old biddy, not giving up Sweet Apple Acres to your big dumb bosses.
>Your bosses nod, seeing your reaction.
>"We know you aren't proud of that, Anon."
>>"Nobody here thinks that was your best work."
>"And we both know you're capable of much, much better."
>>"MUCH better."
>"Thing is... we're seeing repeats of that performance."
>>"Almost every single contract you've been given has been very rough."
>"We've nearly lost clients because of you."
>>"Don't take it too personally, Anon."
>"You're a nice guy."
>>"The sort of guy we'd go watch the footballs and drink beer with."
>"If we were friends."
>>"IF we were friends."
>"But we're not."
>>"We are employer and employee."
>"FORMER employer."
>>"FORMER employee."
>"We're sorry pal; really we are."
>>"We feel SUPER bad about this."
>"But we're gonna have to let you go."
>>"By that we mean we're firing you."
>"Get the FUCK out of our office."
>>"RIGHT out."
>"It's only Tuesday, but we'll give you a full week's pay."
>>"'Cause we're nice like that."
>...
>D-Did...
>Did you just get fired?

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>>30303158
And that's it for the update. It ended a bit suddenly, but I decided at the last minute that I didn't like the way the original ending was written. I think my last couple of updates were kind of dry and not really all that descriptive, and I hope I mostly fixed that in this update. I kinda got into a lurch where writing the story started to feel more like a chore than something I did for fun, but I think that this update (and hopefully more obviously, next update) will reflect my enjoyment. Less "and then he did this".

I'm pretty sure I got most of the spelling errors and "asdflksjdlf"s, but please let me know if I missed any. If you have any criticism (things move to fast/slow, not enough detail/too much unnecessary detail, etc) then please don't hesitate to tell me. I'll have the pastebin updated later tonight.

>>30303158
>>"We feel SUPER bad about this."
>"But we're gonna have to let you go."
>>"By that we mean we're firing you."
>"Get the FUCK out of our office."

Jeez, Flim, what's with the sudden change in tone? Mood disorder or something?

>>30303351
Flim and Flam's friendly attitude, much like most boss's, is a lie.

>>30303195
Thanks for all that juicy green, apa my man.

>>30303079
>Aria's voice breaks the silence of he kitchen
the* kitchen.

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>"So Anon, you're literally gonna pay for all my stuff when we go to the mall, right?"
"And why would I do that?"
>"Because like, I'll literally suck your dick later"
"I thought you were gonna do that anyway"
>"But this time I'll swallow"
"Done"

>>30303136
Unf, Aria makes a misunderstanding while gloating about getting some dick.

>>30303195
It was great, not the ending part with Anon getting fired(wasn't that apple job done already?), but the smut could have gone on longer, we still haven't gotten any of that except for the small outtake that lasted 2ish posts.

>>30303606
Good compromise, I like her style. Does she share with Inkey?

>>30303048
>>Right when you're about to open your mouth to start talking, Aria begins to move.
>>Aria plants her hands on the mattress and pushes herself closer to you.
>>You get nudged over slightly as she pushes her shoulder against yours, trying to find a comfortable position as close to you as she possibly can.
>>The squeaking of the mattress finally settles down as Aria stops moving, and you find yourself pressed up against her; hips and shoulders touching.
hhngggg

>>30303195
EXCELLENT

>>30303526
It's my pleasure. I think things haven't been as incest-ey as they could be in my thing, so I think I'm going to make an effort to emphasize things next update so that it's more "Anon and his siren grandmothers" and less "Anon and the sirens". You feel me?

>>30303579
Whoops. Thanks for picking that up, I'll fix that in the pastebin.

>>30303712
Sunset may or may not try to kidnap Anon and think that she's doing him a favour.

>>30303735
I think you're right, this story is downright desert-like in saturation when it comes to lewds. Like I said, I wanna pack in some penis-in-vagoo action next time.

>>30303805
Fact: Aria is secretly a cuddle bug.

>>30303894
MMN'YES, INDUBITABLY

>"Alright squirt, I need a kid in me, and your the only stallion around for miles."
>You look at your mother, Limestone Pie as she turns around to show her winking vulva come in and out of her.
>"I don't have time to find a father for you anon, so your just going to have to be your own father from now on."
>You gasp in fear at what your mother was propositioning, true we were underhoofed from everypony in the family either dying or moving on.
>Leaving them with him and his mother to continue the family business.
>Truth be told, he never expected things to come this far, and anonymous, might as well do what needs to be done.
>They were understaffed...
>Anonymous's erection grew steadily as he caught the scent of his mother's heat.
>"Good, now that were in agreement, I want you to start by nnngh, licking the vulva please"
>He stands up to his bed and puts his muzzle headfirst into her warm depths.
>There, he licks it with impunity, his tongue swashing out the warm winking vag.
>She starts to moan loudly as you continue.
>"Oh Celestials, lick faster!"
>He acknowledges her and tongues deep within her, her tight hole squeezing his tongue.
>Then, she let him lose.
>"Alright, now my turn."
>Limestone Pie turned and crouched down to anonymous's erect horsecock, a bit red mixed with the black coloration of his cock.
>She smothered her son with her throat in seconds, he gasped in pleasure as she continued deep throating him with powerful gags and plenty of saliva.
>Now the warm up done, she hastily went ontop of his virgin cock, and slid it down herself.
>"You're going to inbreed with me you filthy perverted fuck, who's going to return back to his fucking hole huh!? You are a fucked up piece of shit."
>She humped him, squeezing his phallus with every fabric of each word she yelled out.
>Riding him hard, the tight warmth wrapping around him, her supple thighs that anonymous squeezed and grabbed onto for deal life.
>Her moans were as loud as could be, yet she didn't care.

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>"Paaaaaa, ah need my belly rubs. Maybe if you do a good job, I'll give you a special reward"

>>30304000
why is she talking like shes older than him

this defeats the entire point

>>30303947
Good idea, ruined it by having Anon as a pone.
>>30304007
The best the guy could come up with?

>>30303921
>I wanna pack in some penis-in-vagoo action next time.
nice

>>30304007
This is the part where you give her a spanking for talking to you like that

>>30303947
>She pulls down all her weight upon him, her womb so close to his tip.
>Limestone Pie screams, feeling her son kissing the depths of where he was born.
>"Cream inside me, mommy needs more helpers!!"
>With those words, anonymous ejaculated into his mother, Limestone Pie.
>She felt the rush of hot semen stick into the inside of her abdomen.
>Limestone gave a sexually starved cry, her womb satiated and her sexual drive finally filled to the brim.
>She falls on top of anonymous, trying desperately to contain herself from that powerful orgasm.
>A trickle of semen flowed out onto the floor.
>Limestone Pie felt happy, even if she just fornicated with her only son, she had more hooves to work for her on the rock farm.
>And that's all she could have ever asked for.
>Anonymous looked at his mother and felt dizzy and confused to why she wouldn't get off at this point.
>"Oh anonymous, you aren't off the hook yet, I've gotta make sure we seal the deal, we're already gone this far, might as well keep going right?"
>She gave a evil smile, with crazy eyes.
>"Your going to give me so many foals, anonymous, so many that I won't have to work on the farm anymore, ahahahah!"
>Anonymous looks at her terrified.
>"But, at least you'll won't have to work either, son of mine, you'll be busy churning out that semen for my foal production venue."
>She grabbed anonymous by the chest fur and pulled him up to her with her powerful strength.
>Then, grasped her belly, aching for the foals that will be stretching her stomach with their mass.
>And then, she kissed anonymous with full tongue, slicking into his inner cheeks and tongue violently.
>What did anonymous just get himself into?
>Before he could think, Limestone Pie slammed herself onto his cock.
>"Oh yea, take it baby, take it with all my fucking heart!"
>The sound of sex continued throughout the night as Limestone Pie ravaged his son until she was done.

>>30303975
I recall once reading that people have a subconscious ability to test pheromones and genetic compatibility, and that kissing likely became such a near universal thing as a sort of gene test.
That might be what he meant.

>>30304093
>Anonymous was laying in a canopie, sipping a mojito as the sound of pickaxes crashing down on stone continued throughout the day.
>Limestone Pie trotted out of the house, as their young were working in the rocks.
>She nuzzled to anonymous, her pregnant belly noticeable as the weight of her body stretched the canopy you were laying on.
>"look at all this bounty, anonymous, we did this, together and a bit more coming soon."
>They both giggled before coming together with a kiss.
>Suddenly, you felt a kick from the side of her belly.
>"Hm hm hm, he must be as tough as his father, who knows how to please a mare..."
>Again, the scent came forward, it was time to please your mother as you had so many times before.
>And you were going to do it in front of all your children, right in front of Holder's Boulder.
>And they will know where they all came from.
>But, first, preparations.
>Anonymous went to Holder's Boulder with his mother, and she lay on the ground with her pregnant belly out.
>Anonymous crouched down and licked her belly all over, their children was his pride and it felt absolutely amazing to plow her while she felt good.
>Then, a colt and a foal came forth from the rocks, they asked a question if they could try what mommy and daddy were doing while dropping their pickaxes.
>Limestone Pie only smiled.

>>30304223
>*filly

I meant

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>>30304239
>nonhuman anon
ayy neat, I can dig it.

>>30304303
sweet. I aim to please.

>>30304017
>I wanna pack in some penis-in-vagoo action next time.
There's a dirty pun in there somewhere but I'm not gonna touch it.

>>30304223
>20 years later, the Rock Farm is filled to the brim with workers
>Rock output has never been higher

>>30304137
more armpits and groin than mouth, anywhere you have the right glands, but yeah basically.
kissing is more of a health test.
anyone who hasnt seen that special "the human body" totally should. super educational, lots of nudity including some adorable kids, and even some innovation (like they had a couple fucking in an MRI so they could see exactly how the vagina deforms while penetrated, something they didnt know before. they were actually surprised)

>>30304303
Anon being a pone truly is severely underappreciated

Who the fuck wants to be a boring ass human when you could fly, or use magic, or... Break rocks I guess.

>>30304450
How about I get magic WHILE being human?

>>30304450
How about just being human with magic, humanized is a wonderful thing after all.

>>30304450
as long as the two match, I am cool with either one. I've written a little pone on pone before but usually I go with nohooves
the former is more fun the more estrus there is involved.

>>30304503
Why not do both? The RGRE people that do EqGs stuff just has the humans be a bit more pone like, or maybe we could get a bit more of Sunset and her Brother crossing the mirror...fuck, I'm sad now.

>>30304523
humanized that go into heat? okay, i'm down.
i mean girls DO get a LITTLE horny when they ovulate, but it's uneven. and some girls even get horny on their periods which is totally unproductive

>>30304534
Yeah, I never understood that when it happened, you want to fuck but you cant breed. Plus the blood is nasty. Anyways, that humanized that go into heat was one of my favorite ideas to come out of that thread. Damn shame its only used during valentines day usually.

>>30304534
>humanized that go into heat?
I'm on board.

>Your sister will never bend over and present her dripping snatch to you
>She will never look over her shoulder and, panting heavily, literally beg you to fill her up with your cum
>"It hurts so bad this year, Anon... J-Just fuck me, please!"

>>30304534
>humanized that go into heat
>You will never do your fatherly duty of keeping your daughters away from boys by fucking their heat away yourself.

>>30304534
How about human Anon with a horse dick?
It meshes well with my fantasy of having a horse dick.
Also, his pone sister could have a matching horse pussy.

>>30304664
That's terrible.

>>30304664
Literally satyrs.

>>30304684
Humans with horse dick/pussy is not satyr.

>>30303195
Hopefully Anon has other skills that can help him land a job, or just escape to Equestria.

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>>30304534
Could always build off that one Sunset Shimmer picture, the one where she has pic related and as such still suffers from going into heat. Spin it around with an earlier idea that incest wasn't considered taboo in Equestria and now that her heat is acting up, Sunset turns to the one person she trusts to help her out with it, the human version of her brother who has up until this point helped her with any issues she's had. Sounds good in theory, but at the same time it's not true incest since they're technically not related, but it's the only way I can figure at the moment to make a story like that.

>>30304664
.....Just have Anon with a horse sized dick, treat him like a Sundowner pic. Pretty easy to do that without resorting to body modification.
>>30304740
You do know how alternate reality beings work right, or at least the parallel ones? She is for all intents and purposes physically his sister, just from across the reality pond. Like a cousin, but closer.

>>30304777
Nice trips, but I can't say I've been in contact with parallel universes myself, save for in Mario 64. Do tell, what else should I know?

>Landsakes, Apple Bloom's havin her first heat! What in tarnation are we gonna do?
>She's rubbin' on everything! This whole house smells like her sticky honey musk
>Oh dang, now she's grinding herself on your knee. You straighten your leg out
"Apple Bloom, cut this out, ah'm your brother!"
>"But ah can't help it! Mah vagina's all itchy an' ah can't think straight. If'n you don't use the tool God gave ya for its intended use, Ah'ma go plumb crazy! You don't want me gettin' taken advantage of by some stranger, do ya?"
>As your beloved little sister grabs your hand and starts humping it furiously, groaning and moaning frustratedly, your heart melts
"Alright, Bloom, get in bed and get yer britches off. Your brother's gonna... see what he can do.."
>"Woohoo! Ahma lose mah virginity!" she runs down the hall, tossing clothes every which way
>What do? What.. do?

>>30304785
Well, what would you like too know?
>>30304794
oh yessss, we can do a LOT, with this idea.

>>30304794
>You go into Apple Bloom's apple room. She squeals and excitedly sits up, then rolls back onto her back with her ankles in the air, grabbing her legs by the popliteals
>her swollen, salmon-pink sex gapes lewdly at you, the petals separating until you can see the proof of her virginity. Her shiny pearl of a clit protrudes out of its hood and twitches.
>You take a look at her face and see the pleading, the lip-biting, the watery eyes.
"Now ah'm just gonna... try to take care of ya in a way that won't send us both straight ta Hell."
>You kneel on the bed, one of her legs over your shoulder, and gently trace the outside of her lips with your finger. She's literally steaming.
>You slide your finger in, slowly, feeling your way through it. You've only fingered a girl once before, out behind the barn, and you had to hurry it up before you got caught, so some of the nuances were lost.
>Your adorable and needy little sister cries out as you rub her, drowning out the wet squishy noises your hand is making.

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>>30304863
We have to do this to her and her friends, TO THE CLUBHOUSE!

>>30304863
>You've only fingered a girl once before, out behind the barn, and you had to hurry it up before you got caught, so some of the nuances were lost.
That was a few weeks ago, but Applejack remembers it like it was yesterday.

>>30304863
>"C'monnn big brother, you know what ah need!"
>You've been fingering Apple Bloom for 20 minutes now, and don't seem to be making any progress satisfying her. She yelps when you rub her clit with your thumb, and you're afraid to go any firmer.
>"Get yer dick out! Fill me up! Ah need it!"
>Your squirming sister seems to mean business, but.. You can't really do that, can you?
>Against your better judgment, you consult your wang.
>Okay, IT doesn't mind that idea. But you're not in heat, you can still make choices. Plan B.
>you lean down and give Apple Bloom a little kiss, right on her clit. Her squeaks give you the go-ahead to continue. You lick her wet lips, feeling around with your tongue.
>Suddenly her legs lock around your head. "That's it, stick your tongue way in there! French me!" she shouts.
>You suddenly find it quite hard to breathe, and have to drink up her copious fluids just to make room for air. You try sucking her clit, finding it throbbing on your tongue as you do.
>After a few minutes, you've managed to get in the rhythm of breathing through your nose (and through Apple Bloom's soft but very thin red pubic hair). Her moaning increases and she starts bucking her hips off the bed.. which is impressive with her legs wrapped around your head. Damn.
>She orgasms explosively, drenching your face with her apple juice, and finally lets her firm slender little thighs unclench.
>You gasp for air, looking down at a pleased little sister. You managed to satisfy her heat without even having to really commit incest. Mouth stuff doesn't count, right? Wait, is she gonna try to.. well you won't ASK her to, but if'n she does.. you won't turn a blowjob away. You reckon even a flag-wavin' queer couldn't say no to that mouth.
>"Big brother.." daw, did she have to remind you?
"Glad ah could help out"
>"But ah'm not done yet!"

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>>30304921
But for me, it was Tuesday.

>>30304962
"But you, uh.. came!"
>"That was real nice, but ah'm in heat!" she reaches down as if to illustrate for you, spreading herself open. "Ah still need yer dick!"
>What's left of your resistance melts as you smell the proof that she's still in need. Whatever! You tried
>you toss your clothes across the room and proudly display your erection to Apple Bloom, who looks like she's just seen one o' them crazy twelve-scoop ice cream cones outta cartoons
>"Get that thing in me! NOW!" she plants her feet on the bed and lifts her body up towards you. You get the feeling she'd push you to the bed and impale herself, but she's feeling submissive and bottomy today.
>You reach under her cute little rump and lift it up, putting her ankles on your shoulders. The tip of your schwanschtucker juuust barely touches her, then pulls away, leaving a sticky thread of your combined juices between.
>"Apple Bloom looks in your eyes like the ramifications of the act have hit her for the first time, then she screws up her face and starts pounding the bed in frustration
>You hold back no longer and push between her labia. Your key finds its hole, sliding in effortlessly. Like it was made for it. A perfect fit in your perfect sister. All that lubrication is helping, though, for sure.
>"MMmmmmmm.. Finally. You took mah virginity" The look of calm on her face is like a junkie getting his hit. "Don't stop now!"
>You start moving in and out, following your animal instincts. Apple Bloom's moans turn to grunts as you pick up speed
>"Ah love you, big brother! Put a baby in me! Fffuuuuck.. Knock me up!"
>Your sister is quite vocal on the subject of your copulation. Which is good because the sound of your nuts hitting her in the ass as you drive in up to the hilt was kind of worrying you. It's a soft, pillowy ass to be sure, but still.

>>30305075
Damnit, if you don't speed it the fuck up I will beat you with my dick.

>>30305075
>Feeling her channel spasm, you pick up speed and go full jackhammer mode. Her cute little titties bounce with each hit, and moisture squirts out, coating your thighs.
>Finally you let it out and have the best orgasm of your life. Even better than that time with the cored par-baked apple.
>As your semen splatters her cervix, her own orgasm kicks in, sucking the precious seed into her womb as her vagina milks more of it out of you. All your sperm start swarming for her egg, spurned on by the signals it sends out, calling them like a cheap hooker.
>As you lie next to your sister's adorable, sweaty body, giving her loose and tired kisses on her face and mouth and neck, you succumb to sleep. Apple Bloom curls up contentedly against you, a new life already growing inside her.
>>30304906
>"Ah gotta get the girls to try this.. " she yawns "we can raise all our babies together.."

>>30305075
>Making your sister cum only once
What a naive person he is.

>>30305075
>>"MMmmmmmm.. Finally. You took mah virginity"
>>"Ah love you, big brother! Put a baby in me! Fffuuuuck.. Knock me up!"

You're overdoing the talking a bit there, Anon.
If she can still form these big sentences, she must not be enjoying this very much.

>>30305202
She's gotta make up for how quiet her brother is..
But you're right, at least twice as much of that should have been totally incoherent babbling

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>>30304487
Why ya'll so obsessed with humans when pones are clearly superior?

>>30305326
They're only superior partners, not superior to be.
I'd much rather into hands, stamina and diverse diet than run fast, party tricks or flying amputee.

>>30305346
oh man i forgot all about limbless ponies
would you take pity on your poor limbless sister and take care of the needs she can't satisfy herself because no hands?
and if that's a bit too creepy, maybe she just has broken arms. somehow it's less creepy when it's a pony.

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Well Anon, you should've known that having a stripper for an older sister would eventually cause you to have...thoughts about her

>>30305357
I've always wondered if she'd let me borrow some singles

>>30305356
>would you take pity on your poor limbless sister and take care of the needs she can't satisfy herself because no hands?
Son, I'd make her my outright fuckpillow. Girl would be keeping my cock warm on those chilly night.

>>30305357
No.
Sister Trixie's hot, partially costumed body is for Anon only.

>>30305363
>Canadian stripper Trixie
>Has old socks strapped to her thong so that her patrons can drop $1 and $2 coins in them
>Regularly comes home with bruises when her customers try to make it rain

>>30305372
>make her a snugli for carring her around
>nobody knows you're penetrating her all day long

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>>30305376
Well that's why her club has a no touch rule

>>30305376
"I can't stand all those guys leering at you.."
>"Whyever not? Why should the great Trixie cover up her tricks?"
"... because I want you just for myself!!"

>>30305377
Its "make it hail", newfag.
>>30305357
No way, she is legit magician, her strip teases are for Anon only.
>>30305400
True that, hands off the talent.

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>>30305126
That was nice, anon. Write more pls

>>30305346
I'll take flying to the tops of mountains in seconds and shooting lasers out of my face over hands any day honestly, being able to hold a pen is really boring compared to shit like that.

>>30305410
She does what she has to do to provide

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>>30305356
>and if that's a bit too creepy
What are you, a fucking normalfag? If it ain't stumpy, it doesn't get humpy.

>>30305424
Then how will you fill out your marriage papers? Your short sightedness will bite you in the ass quickly.

>>30305424
>shooting lasers out of my face
You wouldn't be a Mary Sue like Glimglam or Twilycorn. You'd be a regular faggot. And the average regular faggot has one, maybe two spells beyond minor telekinesis.
And if the show's anything to go by, it takes a long time for most of them to learn that. You'd be standing around just mostly looking at stuff for years.

Or forever if you went wing horse.
How long could you fly till you got tired? All that off time not being able to do much other than wait.
Sure, flight would be cool. But it would only be cool for so long when it's the only thing you could really do.

>>30305442
Even if it means performing a few extra "services" behind the club. Because she wants her brother to live a happy life

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>pone anon
>amputee shit out of fucking nowhere
>stripper sister turning tricks behind work
FROSTY COME BACK PLS

>>30305446
sign it with your mouth like all the pones in the show do

>>30305471
The show seems to imply that any unicorn has the potential to become a wizard through years of practice, even Trixie managed to learn a teleportation spell shortly after Glimglam started training her.

And yeah, flying would probably be tiring at first, but doing it for your whole life would build some serious muscles to make it a breeze. There's a huge chunk of Pegasi who live their whole lives in floating sky cities after all, and even the relatively weak Fluttershy can fly fairly high.

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The highlight of her night is coming home and seeing you, the only guy she knows that loves her for more than her body

>>30305490
Its baitposters, they want a response to their fetish shit. Report and ignore, besides, Frosty wont come back.
>>30305510
>Not working yourself to death so she doesn't have that job
shame, she should be at home waiting for you, not being a stripper.

>>30305416
>"Are you really sharing your brother with us?"
>"That's so rad, Apple Bloom!"
>"Well now, ah haven't actually brought it up to him yet.. but ah know he won't be able to refuse if yer pitiful and in heat. If'n you aren't, that day, ah'll show you how to fake it.."
>"an' while ah'm at it, it couldn't hurt to rub summa mah juices onto you, so's he smells me on you an' it's familyer. Here let's go ahead n' bump our clams together"
>"tss. it's about time"

>>30305506
>even Trixie managed to learn a teleportation spell shortly after Glimglam started training her.
Because she's becoming one of the replacements alongside Glimmer now that they decided to forget the mane6 aside from Twily exists.
And as is the rule of the new regime, she has to become retarded OP very quickly.

>>30305523
>bait
No u

>>30305444
>"Look. Bro. This is pretty much it. I'm never gonna meet a guy. Unless they invent perfect robot limbs tomorrow, I've gotta get used to being single. But... jesus, at least don't leave me a VIRGIN!"
>"What do you mean it feels weird? Because I'm your sister? Because I can't.. physically stop you? I'm giving you permission, dammit. No, I'm ORDERING you. As your older sister, you have a duty to me!"

>>30305548
>Your big sister will never angerly wave her hooks in your direction while demanding you fuck her

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Trixie's brought home a friend from work

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>>30305527

>>30305565
"Why do you even have those hooks?"
>"Because I wanted to be a pirate! 4 times the pirate that anybody else will ever be!"

>>30305611
>"Aw, your brother's so cute I could just eat him out!"
>"What?"
>"Up! I said up"

>>30305641
Sounds like she's the younger one by far.
Just means she's more mentally pliable to training.

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>>30305641
>That terrifying moment when she offers you a handjob

>>30305669
A handjob is punishment for not fucking her properly.

>>30305655
Sunset is secretly an alien, she eats out her host so she can process them into food.

>>30305691
I thought she just wanted to toss his salad

>>30305641
okay that's just adorable. i was imagining totally limbless, but the idea of little thalidomidey kind stubs each one holding a pirate hook while she wiggles them around and flails helplessly is completely cute.

what if it was a situation where Anon is training her to get as good as Prince Randian, and rewarding her for trying her best and becoming more ambulatory

>>30305700
Gross

>>30305707
We don't get to use that word

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So, what are some good /ss/ stories?

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>>30306031
>pic
Always make me chuckle

>>30306228
The green it was based around was a very shameful boner though

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>>30302647
>>30302676
>Gilda
When?

>>30305126
>>"Ah gotta get the girls to try this.. " she yawns "we can raise all our babies together.."
FUG

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Your sister is feeling rape-y again.
Wat do?

>>30306597
go ask my grey ukelele' playing cousin!

surely she will be of assistance!

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>>30306620
Good idea, now the both of them will have you

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>>30304487
A bit late but, the thing about that is that we mostly default to Eqg when doing humanized which in turn is based on boring present day Earth
I say we should start delving into a humanized Equestria where you have the main show's fantasy and creatures
This opens up a lot of new possibilities without getting bogged down much by modern Earth limitations

>Sister Applejack will never take you by the arm after protecting the farm from timberwolves and have desperate, needy sex, just to reassure herself that you're alive
>Ywn be betrothed to your love-struck cousin Cadance, because royalty
>You and your sister Sweetie Belle will never have a Tank/healer dynamic as you go gather gems in the outskirts of Ponyville to bring back to Rarity for her tailoring. She may or may not reward you with her body. This may turn into a sibling threesome when Sweetie stakes claim on being your healslut
>You will never have to rule Equestria because parents are dead. A teen Celestia scaring off potential suitors and conniving nobles trying to get ahead, figuring since you are king, then she should be queen With all that entails A few years later Luna is born
>Beast tamer Fluttershy will never ask you to fuck her in front of her pet pack to stop them from breeding as they recognize only the pack leaders, i.e her and by her choice you, get to breed
>Nightmare Moon and Queen Chrysalis can actually be a thing. You will never be their sibling or son right hand man and lover as they plot to overthrow Equestria
>Cutiemarks can be a thing. You will never fuck your cousin and her friends inside their three house as they try to earn their marks
>Twilight Sparkle will never fumble with her magic and accidentally cast a charm spell on you or herself, prompting incest times to happen to try and dissipate the effect before her tutor finds out

There's a lot that can be done by ditching Earth and going full Humanized Equestria

>>30306597
she can't rape me if I allow it!

>>30306685
>Humanized Equestria
I need it.

>>30306685
the problem with that is the majority of the show's fantasy and creatures show up very rarely and have little or nothing to do with the day to day relationships of the characters, which is shipping's bread and butter.
that said, I'm still holding out for humanized buffalo incest adventures.
also i fuckin love fantasy and shit so that is definitely preferable.. just.. yknow, what? what to write? would someone like rarity or rainbow dash even logically exist in any of those scenarios?
i'd rather it be you and your sister playing Candies and Zambees and getting really the fuck into it, and your characters fall in love and you act it out. and maybe some kotatsu footsy action

>>30306685
>"Anon, ah'm pretty sure if you have a roll in the hay with me, mah butt picture'll finally come in!"
>She has been pulling her pants down every second, checking for it. The other day she had a skirt, so she was pulling it up instead.
"Apple Bloom, if a picture of my thingy shows up on your ass, it'll be MY ass, know what I'm sayin?"
>"Sure, mah ass is yours!" she does a little heart thing with her hands

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>>30306685
I could dig it

>>30306701
You could find a way to mix the shows fantasy and creatures with the day to day relationships of the characters, you just need to get creative.

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>>30306706
>>she does a little heart thing with her hands

>>30306685
>Luna is your mother, still the princess of the night and dreams and shit
>Checks up on your dreams one night
>Turns out you're having a wet dream
>A wet dream about nightmare moon
>Eventually leads to weird dream/nightmare incest, with Luna convincing you "well it's not technically real so we're really doing nothing wrong" before shooting her intestines out of her mouth and wrapping them around your dick like some weird tentacle

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>>30306701
While creatures might not show up often, I'm gonna have to call bull on the lack of fantasy on the day to day relationships, most of the problem of the week plots are resolved with some amount of fantasy, certainly they wouldn't work on Earth.
You have to admit that even Equestria's day to day life differs greatly from Earth's
The entire setting has this whimsical feeling; with thatched houses, castles, kingdoms and what have you, and isn't over-saturated in concrete jungles and loud noises, where every corner isn't packed with cars.
You have a myriad of different creatures with different levels of sapience.
Clearly even the laws and ways are way more lax with the stuff that happens in the show.
Plus, magic.
How can you get any less mundane than an entire race with the ability to do magic?
You could legit become an adventurer in Equestria too, the same can't be said for Earth, which would probably have you arrested for vagrancy and you wouldn't even be able to get cash because the age of odd jobs and working for a meal is over so the only way to get a job is to remain stationary.

I'm just saying, we shouldn't limit ourselves to just Earth for a setting.

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>>30306803
>You could legit become an adventurer in Equestria too
>tfw you will never be a magically gift young man in a mysterious and fairly unexplored world, using what bits you have to buy some travelling gear and maybe a gun just in case, and wander around the Earth constantly discovering new and exciting things, surviving through your magic and woodsman skills you keep developing along the way
Just fuck my shit up senpai

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"Aw jeez Sunny, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were changing"
>"I wasn't changing, I just like to keep things light sometimes"
"O-ok, I'm just gonna go back to my room"
>Sunset shuts the door before you can leave
>"What if I don't want you to leave? What if I want to spend time with my little brother?"
"Sunny, you're half naked"
>She glances down
>"You don't seem to mind"
Wat do

>>30307094
>wat do?

Don't question Boner, for starters.

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>>30304962
>>She orgasms explosively, drenching your face with her apple juice
Oh, you!

>>30306031
>How apa's story should have gone

>>30306357
Soon.

>>30306685
I love everything about this post

>>30306685
All of these are good, and all of them make my heart feel sad that none of them are me. It's like looking at a picture of a cute baby animal and getting angry that I'm not there to pet it.

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>>30306685
>>You will never have to rule Equestria because parents are dead. A teen Celestia scaring off potential suitors and conniving nobles trying to get ahead, figuring since you are king, then she should be queen With all that entails A few years later Luna is born

>>"I'm sorry! P-Please, I was just looking!"
>A maid rips past you, running as quickly as her two legs and frilly dress will allow.
>Behind her, licking her two-thousand-bit Royal Heels off of her feet, pursues Celestia.
>Your sister is running like the demons of Tartarus are behind her... but the fire in her eyes and the claw-like way she reaches out for the maid with her manicured fingernails makes you think that the demons are alive and well in Celestia, and it's the MAID that's running from them.
>"Get back here, you skank! I saw what you were doing with my brother's underwear! I SAW!
>Just as Celestia passes you, you lunge forward and grab her around the waist.
>She squawks in surprise as you spin her around to bleed off her momentum, and the dizziness that follows means that the two of you collapse into a very angry, very disorientated pile.
>"Let me go!" she hisses, struggling against your grasp, "Let me teach that fucking WHORE a lesson!"
"Celestia! Celly!" you yell back, squeezing her around the middle and trying to avoid getting head-butted, "It's ME, you fuckin' loon! Settle thee DOWN!"
>Your little sister struggles for new a few moments longer before going limp in your arms, like a fussy toddler who doesn't want to put her winter outfit on.
>"A-Anon..."
>Celestia's quiet whimpers pitter away into gentle sobs, and her struggles slowly give way to shaking shoulders.
>"Th-those fucking maids..." she croaks, voice quivering, "They n-never would have t-tried to perv on the k-king if mom and d-dad were still around..."

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>>30307662
>You flip your sister around so that she's facing you and then wrap your arms around her, pulling her into a tight hug.
"Oh, Celly..."
>"The wh-whole world's falling apart, Anon!"
"Shh..."
>You sit there for a long time; sister in your lap and tears slowly dampening your shirt.
>"I m-miss them so much..."
>You kiss the top of Celestia's head and hum comfortingly, like how mom used to do when you were younger.
"I know, my little loon."
>Celestia whimpers and rubs her face against your chest.
>'Loon' was your father's nickname for her, since your sister is a little bit... "eccentric".
>Chasing a maid down the hallway for the treasonous crime of cleaning your dirty laundry should be a testament to this.
>You're a few years older than your sister is, and so you're taking the deaths of your parents a little bit better than Celestia.
>Not much better, but enough that you can hold yourself together long enough to comfort your little sister.
>You aren't sure how much time has passed before Celestia speaks again.
>"Anon? I have a confession to make"
>You remove your cheek from the top of her head, and Celestia lifts her own noggin from your chest.
>"That... that wasn't a maid."
>She has trouble meeting your eye.
>"That was a suitor."
>...
>Huh.
"You know," you drawl, "I THOUGHT that maid was dressed up especially slutty..."
>Celestia giggles, and you mentally give yourself a "good big brother" point for taking making her laugh so soon after she was crying over your parents.
>You're up to 30 points.
>"It's just... not fair."
>Your little sister rests her head against your chest again.
>"It's just you and me now, Anon," she says, her words muffled slightly by your ribcage, "I don't wanna lose you..."
>You give her a little squeeze.
"You won't," you say plainly, as though such a sentiment was obvious, "I promise you'll always have me, you loon."

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>>30307669
>Celestia suddenly looks up at you with determination on her face and a fire in her eyes.
>Before you know it, her lips are mashed against yours.
---
>You are Anon, and it is the next morning.
>You are lying awake in bed, absolutely naked under the sheets.
>Your sister, equally naked, is draped over your chest, fast asleep.
>You can feel the cum leaking out of her pussy and making a messy stain on your thigh.
>You're pretty sure you just lost all your "good big brother" points, and are easily in the minuses.
>Is it possible to be shell-shocked despite having never fought in a war?
>...
>Welp.
>You're pretty sure you just made your princess sister into a queen.
---
>As the months would go by, you'd find out that your little sister was especially fond of the nickname "loon", and decided to name your daughter after it as a gesture of how much she loved her.
>"Luna" it is, you guess.

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>>30307677

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>>30307677
That was cute

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>>30307662
>>30307669
>>30307677
Ah, yes, now this is fresh salsa.
Enough with the modern day I say, it's high time we go medieval on them family asses

>>30307709
>>30307744
>>30307766
thank

Yes, medieval scenes are easier to justify incest. Who's gonna stop you if you're king and sister-queen?

>>30307819
The nobility, most likely.

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>>30307861
>Implying this won't start a wave of incest on the nobility class as these sycophantic buffoons try to copy what the royal crown does.
>Incest becomes a fashion statement for a while.
It's like the commoners and their 5 o'clock tea, to hopefully it won't last that long, even though it's hot, constant generations incest isn't sustainable for the long term wellbeing of the kingdom
Gotta keep that royal bloodline pure though.

>>30307861
The trick is to take away their titles one at a time and give them to your children, whose parentage you keep a secret until it's too late. The nobility can't overthrow you if you ARE the nobility. Smug_head_poke_man.png

>>30307920
Do you think there's a way for a story to keep the bloodline pure while straying away from Charles the II of Spain territory? Like, some kind of "oh the magic of the sun keeps us healthy" hand-wavey magic or something. Some way for Anon to keep his motheru/sisteru/daughteru to himself without having to worry about some physical and mental retardation down the line.

>>30305490
I'd love to see some amputee sister action.

>>30306836
...what the hell does gift young man mean? Saved that pic by the way.

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>>30307942
Well, it's a double edged sword. In medieval times, they'd be hard pressed to know quite what the mechanics behind the negative repercussions of incest are, compared to modern knowledge of genetics.

On the other hand, medieval times would probably be far more willing to make the attempt to fix the issue.
Ye olde tyme folk still understood that cum was obviously involved in babbing, so they could start there.

>>30307677
Excellent story.

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>>30307942
I mean, if we're going humanized Equestria, then there's no reason to assume both Celestia and Anon aren't ridiculously long lived so everyone gets to enjoy centuries of being ruled by a brother and sister that are way into their roles as king and queen on the relation side of things.
Day court can get really awkward when they take a break for a quickie on the throne. The thing about being long lived is that puberty and such stick around longer
Unless they start reproducing with their children, and their children's children and so on, or their also long lived kids start doing the same there shouldn't really be any problems.
And this is also a steep hill, since effectively immortal beings would just keep encroaching and soon Equestria would just be the royal family's ridiculously huge extended family kinda like the Siren discussion this general had once, also imagine all those cutthroat grandkids vying for the crown? This is some really ridiculous prelude to centuries long war
Considering the circumstances, either Alicorns have a really hard time breeding, what with their long age - maybe Celestia only ovulates every 100 years or so once she reaches puberty, making it so they can't actually breed an army if they so pleased - or they have a self imposed one child rule, like China, to try to mitigate possible overpopulation.
But I for one rather enjoy the idea of Anon and sister Celestia remaining faithful and monogamous for thousands of years.
Rate my autism
Also.
>yfw the reason Luna became Nightmare Moon was because she learned that she was an incest baby and a royal stereotype. she couldn't handle it.

>>30307662
>Behind her, licking her two-thousand-bit Royal Heels off of her feet,
kicking*

>>30307942
As long as they make sure to cull the retards it shouldn't be a problem.

>>30307677
That was just silly, I'm not crying. Fuck you, you're crying.

>>30308041
I could get behind that.

>>30308080
Holy shit those digits!

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>>30303158
>>"We feel SUPER bad about this."
>"But we're gonna have to let you go."
>>"By that we mean we're firing you."
>"Get the FUCK out of our office."
>>"RIGHT out."
fucking hell

>>30308244
Flim and Flam are the sort of people who would befriend you for 10 years, put a hit on you, and then bring flowers to your funeral.

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>>30306685
>>Twilight Sparkle will never fumble with her magic and accidentally cast a charm spell on you or herself, prompting incest times to happen to try and dissipate the effect before her tutor finds out

>"O-Oh no! Anon oh my gosh, are you alright!? I'm sorry, I was concentrating on a new spell, you see, and- and then you walked in and things got-"
"I'm fine."
>Really.
>And what spell was she trying to do? The zap wasn't even painful.
>"I was trying to cast a demoralizing spell. I feel it would boost my spell repertoire to have something like that; sapping a jerk out of their aggression even before anything escalates seems like a great idea."
>It kinda does.
>As expected of your brilliant little sister.
>You feel completely fine though. If a tad bit hot under the collar.
>You move closer to Twilight while loosening your shirt a bit.
"Can I see what you're basing this off of?"
>"Definitely, an extra pair of eyes should be helpful."
>You two lean in on the open tome on the desk.
>Your eyes move to the faded yellow pages but immediately change target to the shorter girl right next to you.
>She's talking and pointing at things, no doubt explaining her process.
>However, right now, you are entranced by her nubile beauty.
>Her pale unblemished skin, granted by her time indoors pouring into her studies.
>The slight curves of her lithe body, no doubt already on the way to becoming a woman.
>How her eyes shine while she speaks of magic.
>How she brushes a few strands of her hair behind her ear.
>The exposed corner of her neck where it meets her shoulder.
>You lean in and take a nice big whiff of her girly scent.
>Lavender mixed with the sweet aroma of aged paper.
>"A-Anon!? What are y-you doing!?"
>What ARE you doing?
>You won't lie to yourself here, you always had a thing for your cutie of a sister, but never were you so bold.
>You don't care though, you already feel some "magical" buildup in your pants.

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>>30308433
>>You don't care though, you already feel some "magical" buildup in your pants.
Anon is about to cast the pregnancy spell with his wand-cock.

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>>30308433

>You lean in further and plant a kiss on her neck, causing Twilight to jump.
>"A-Anon, what's wrong with you?"
>You lean your body against her, using your arms to trap her between you and the desk.
>Twilight yelps as you slowly dry hump her petite rump through your clothes, the feeling on your member causing you to sigh.
>"Anon stop, this is weird..."
>You gently turn her around to face you completely.
"Remember that time you said you wanted to get married? Lets seal the deal."
>You move in, wanting nothing more than to steal a kiss from her lips.
>Her faces flushes.
>"A-Anon, we can't... you're my brother, we were just playing..."
"Don't care."
>You take hold of her little chin with your pointer and thumb, you look her straight in the eye.
>Her conflicted expression turns serious
>"Anon, your eyes, your pupils!"
"I get lost in yours too."
>"N-No! Your pupils... they're heart shaped! Oh no ohnoohnoohno, this is bad- I must have accidentally charmed you!"
"Twilight, there's no "accidentally" about it, I was charmed by you the moment I first saw you."
>"In my crib? Ew... you perv- No I need to find a way to fix this!"
>She tries to turn around to pour over the book again, but you don't let her, keeping her facing you, as you explore her body with your hands.
>Her face scrunches, not in disgust but in conflicting emotions.
>Soon enough, you lift her up slightly, planting her cute derriere on the desk, her legs dangling from it, slightly spread to your sides
>Your sister dodges your attempts at kissing her, but she can't to anything to stop you from kissing her neck and chest.
>She gives a sharp intake of air as you slip an hand up her clothes and run it over one of her firm little mounds.

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>>30308450

>"Anon~ let me fix this... Princess Celestia's going to check up on m-"
>You finally manage to kiss her, quieting her protests along with it.
>You shush her gently before whispering.
"Lemme smash"
>"Ooohh, fine. Maybe getting it out of your system will dispel the charm..."
>She doesn't quite meet your lustful gaze for long as she lifts up her skirt, showing you her simple white panties.
>"J-Just be quick... Celestia's going to be here soon, if she sees you like this... She'll definitely lecture me again..."
>Your soldier is already out of your pants.
>You notice a barely visible dark spot on her panties as you pull them aside, exposing her untouched slit.
>"Be gentle..."
>You pull your little sister's hips closer to get in better position but she holds out her hand against your stomach, halting you.
>"I'm taking responsibility, but... but promise me that this isn't just the spell... that this is how you actually feel."
>You blink as Twilight keeps stealing glances.
>"I just don't want this to be meaningless..."
>You smile.
"Promise."

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>>30308450

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>>30308454
I'm not in the mood to write smut, but I felt I should of written something so I did, contribute something to the thread other than prompts.
Sorry about that Shia, you'll just have to use your imagination for the actual sex.

>>30308485
>would of
Come on, now.

I think this green would've worked better from Twi's POV, but whatever. Was good.

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>>30308526
>Come on, now.
Right. *Should've written
sorry I'm a bit tired.
>I think this green would've worked better from Twi's POV, but whatever.
Maybe, but I'm not comfortable in my ability to write from the point of view of the opposite sex, especially in matters pertaining to intercourse.

>>30308021
I meant gifted young man, it was late

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>>30308450
>>"N-No! Your pupils... they're heart shaped! Oh no ohnoohnoohno, this is bad- I must have accidentally charmed you!"
>"Twilight, there's no "accidentally" about it, I was charmed by you the moment I first saw you."
>>"In my crib?"
W-WEW LAD

>>30308041
Personally I was thinking the alicorn immortality would be diluted and dissipate amongst future generations, so once you get even a few generations seperated from them, they stop living forever.

>>30306725
>Apple Bloom runs into the bathroom as you're getting out of the shower
>Does the little heart thing with her hands
>pokes your wiener through the heart
>Just looks up at you cutely then runs away

>>30306803
iunno dude most problem of the week plots are solved by learning how to be friends and talk things out, and day to day life appears to consist of the inexplicably low barrier of entry to entrepreneurship. anyone can just decide to be something and then do it if they work hard, instead of being screwed out of it for various raesons. It's basic girl wish fulfillment.

>>30307819
even better if it's a Sapsorrow situation and you straight up have to for some kind of convoluted political reasons.
and you decide to just go with it so each other feels better, but then you find you dont have to pretend

Story update: Many sex is happening. At least three sex. Couch is officially renamed "the blowjob couch".

needs moar mom or dad giving son or daughter respectively oral sex as a kind of organized ritual when the beginning of puberty is starting
>Gotta get you started off right!
Either the mom or the daughter would be Rarity, I feel.
or maybe that's the graduation gift for successful completion of masturbation instruction

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>>30308640
How would the blood dilute if they kept it in the family?
Having the living forever thing stop as more and more generations reproduce with non alicorns makes sense but I don't see how it would disappear without the introduction of inferior non alicorn genetics into the bloodline.
>This just in, Anonymous, King of Equestria as decided to step down after 20% of the population becoming physically and mentally handicapped immortals without any signs of stopping, leaving the kingdom in chaos. his words on the matter: "Damn it, shut it down SHUT IT ALL DOWN. Pack up, we had a nice run!"
>>30308668
Are you trying to kill me Anon? Because that's how you do it.
>>30308673
So it's unrealistic with a healthy dose of wish fulfillment. It's basically fantasy is what it is. You're point?

>>30308766
that's not the meaning of the word 'fantasy' that we're talking about.

>>30308766
>How would the blood dilute if they kept it in the family?
I always envisioned the immortality Celestia and Luna have as more of a magical ability than a genetic one, so it could always be that the immortality spell cannot be passed fully through the generations, so it just degrades into longevity before becoming neutralized.

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>>30308823
I guess it might be over-reaching a tad bit with that one.
But you do agree that even without the constant presence of fantastical creatures it's still a lot different than Equestrian Girls Earth, right? That's the point I was trying to make to begin with, that even the mundane of a humanized Equestria is quite fantastical in comparison.
But now I'd also like to make the claim that there's also the racial traits angle you can play up: humans of an humanized Equestria wouldn't be the same as Earth If you wanted to keep a 1:1 mirror of it, only with humanization, then you've got humans with wings that can make their cities in the clouds and manipulate weather, sturdy and hardy folk with a green thumb, strong enough to smash boulders and kick trees hard enough to shake the fruit out of them, and people that can, at the very least, cast telekinesis.
That by itself is also quite fantastical, don't you think? And something that no doubt would impact the day to day relationships of the characters.
This you most agree to, right? Or are you implying you can have stories about Anon and twin sister Dash competing on who can set up the weather faster, winner being able to do whatever they want to the other, or the magical shenanigans of >>30308433 on regular Eqg based Earth?
I'm just a bit tired of all the green where the characters have to go to high school or work a mundane job 9 to 5 to get the sheckels to be able to fuel up their car, there's a lot more freedom in Equestria.
>>30308885
Eeh, fine by me, your headcanon my headcanon, in the end it's all headcanon.

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>>30308721
Can't wait

>>30308721
In order. Bout damn time, hot, kek. That is all.

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Why have we not yet had any stories about Femanon lusting after family?

>>30309044
We cant write femanon for shit, and Anon is better. Next question?

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>>30308994
You can't even incest Ember properly in an Earth setting.
Denying me my dragon girls is already a travesty in and of itself.
>>30309044
Well, there was this on time, but I have a feeling it isn't quite what you're looking for, or is it?
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29945632/#29950567
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29945632/#29950988
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29945632/#29951407

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>"Alright anon, honey, we're leaving now"
"Have a nice trip"
>"Yes we will..."
>Cadence and Shining just stood at the doorway, luggage in hand and smiling at you and your baby sister, carefully held in your arms
>"W-well, we're gonna get going"
"Okay, bye"
>And yet they just stood there, broken smiles and tears running down otherwise happy eyes
>"You remember where the formula is, right?"
"Yes mom"
>"Good, well... See ya later sweaty"
>And again, not even the slightest implication of movement could be seen
>You'd been at this for nearly half an hour now
>After a lot of begging you'd finally convinced your mother and father that you were old enough to stay home yourself
>And of course to take care of your baby sister, Flurry Heart
>Years now have shown you to be a general good and responsible older brother
>But still, mom and dad just refuse to leave, even if they were only going to be gone for a few days
>"Did you-"
"I have everything mom, don't worry about me and Flurry, we'll be fine."
>"I-I know, it's just that..."
>You finally had enough, and with one hand begin to push your parents out of the house
>You'd swear their toenails tore through their soles and hooked into the ground
"Bye guys, have a nice trip"
>"But anon! Did you-"
>You quickly slam the door

>>30309110
>Free at last, free at last
>Thank god almighty you are free at last!
>A whole three days entirely to yourself
>No over bearing mother
>No even more over bearing father who you suspect might secretly be the mother
>Just you, all the junk food you can stuff down your disgusting gullet, and of course the TV
>Not the small child block TV in your room, or even the big screen but also password protected TV in the living room
>No, your eyes were set on the ultimate prize
>The small TV in your parents room
>The one without a single block on it
>Every channel available to you, every R-rated movie, every... Naughty film
>You were as a king now, the entire world inside that small plastic rectangle you held in your hand
>What to watch first? The brand new Daring Doo and the Golden Ape, or Daring Doo and the Big Black Ape?
>You were no stranger to the age old concept of "chimney sweeping"
>Overprotective as your parents were, they couldn't keep you from the homeless man by the gas station who offers to buy kids booze and porn for a few bucks
>And when money was short, a quick latex glove tuggy proved to do the trick
>But porn mags surely couldn't equal the true glory of static covered sluts bouncing around

>>30309044
stop

>>30309114
>Finally your mind is made up
>Principals Gone Wild
>Your own principal was an old fat man, not the kind of person you had sexy thoughts about
>But there was that one time he word yoga pants that got you thinking "what if he was a sexy lady?"
>You waste no time, clicking the okay button and strapping in for a wild ride
>The scene starts all too familiar, a 30-something year old pretending to be a kid with his hands down his pants sitting outside the principals office
>Although in this situation he isn't making eye contact with you and asking if you want to see something real cool behind the dumpster
>There's never anything cool behind the dumpster
>Finally, a blue haired woman with downs syndrome walks out of the office
>"FLASH CENTURY, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE..."
>Her head slightly turns towards the camera, the faint sound of a man whispering "doing" can be heard
>"DOING?!"
>"Why principal Luna, I am jerking my cock in your office!"
>"THIS IS COMPLETELY INAPPROPRIATE YOUNG MAN, AS PUNISHMENT YOU WILL HAVE TO SUCK EVERY LAST DROP OF CUM OUT OF MY..."
>Again, the faint whispering of "cock" can be heard in the background
>"COCK!"
>Well, they certainly weren't winning any Oscars
>On top of that, the description never advertised women with penises, you saw enough of that at the Taiwanese restaurant

>>30309122
>But just as things were getting good you started to hear something
>In the other room your baby sister had woken up, and was now crying up a storm
>You just turned the volume up as Principal Luna pulled out her obviously fake cock
>But Flurry seemed to sense the increase in volume, and in turn cried even louder
>You throw down the remote in frustration and walk on over to her room
>When you open the door you see Flurry standing in her crib, eyes staring up at you and filled with tears
"What is it Flurry, what do you want"
>She quickly let out some baby sounds as she reached up for you, squeezing her tiny hands together
"Oh, you're hungry, fine, give me a minute to make the formula"
>You quickly run downstairs and start throwing together the gallons upon endless gallons of formula your parents left behind
>You need to get back to your film, you need to see that down syndrome suffering bitch ramming her plastic cock down the throat of the dude who pushes your face into a pile of used condoms and heroin needles
>Finally you get the bottle all filled and warm, and rush upstairs to Flurry's room
"Here ya go sis"
>You drop the bottle into the crib and start heading out
>Before you can reach the door though more crying follows you
>Dammit, you knew this wouldn't be easy
>You surrender, walking back to the crib and picking up both Flurry and the bottle

>>30309125
>A few minutes later you're back on your parents bed, Flurry cradled in your arm and contently sucking away at a bottle as you focus on the TV
>You'd missed whatever scene had cause Flash Sentry to start bleeding from the anus, but were just in time to see the tables turned
>Now the downs syndrome principal was on the ground, strands of the 30-year olds precum slapping onto her face
>"Now it looks like it's your turn to start eating cock!"
>"FLASH YOU ASSHOLE, I'M GOING TO EGGS-SPELL YOU FOR THIS!"
>But it was too late for expulsion, in the next second Flash was on his knees punching her face with his oozing cock
>In the background the director once again could be heard whispering "open your mouth you dumb bitch"
>And in the next second Flashes cock entirely disappeared from the world
>This was great, you felt like a priest at a residential school
>But then you realized a small issue
>In one hand you cradled your baby sister
>In the other you held a bottle of formula
>And experience had taught you that you certainly weren't flexible enough to suck your own cock
>Hot as this was, you had absolutely no way to jerk yourself with your sister in your hands
>So you decided she had enough to eat
"Alright sis, feeding time is over, now it's time to do boy things."

>>30309135
>You try to pull the bottle away from her, but the moment it comes out of her mouth with a wet pop she starts crying and reaching for it
"Come on sis, I'm horny"
>It's then you notice it though, just how wet the pacifier of the bottle is
>When you look at your baby sister you notice her open, gapping mouth
>So wet, so hot
>So toothless
>And with just little hints of white here and there to let your imagination run wild
>You'd never really noticed your sister before; that adorably chubby face, that perfect pastel pink and purple hair, those big shining eyes
>She was absolutely adorable
>And she needed something to suck
"Hey Flurry..."
>She looked up at you with big wet eyes, seeming to sorta register what you were saying
>You put her down for a second as you unzip your pants
"That formula stuffs gotta suck, huh? So how about we give you something a little more natural?"
>The moment your hard, dripping, pre-teen cock was out Flurry's eyes lit up as she began reaching for it
>Wasting no time you pick her up, putting her down on your thighs as you let her explore your privates
>Her tiny fingers take a firm hold of the tip, accidentally sliding under your foreskin and getting a moan out of you
>The characters on the TV almost seem to be judging you
>But what's wrong with a big brother feeding his infant sister his cock?

>>30309142
>You let out another moan as your sisters mouth latches onto the very tip of your cock, slowly sucking all the precum out of it and eagerly swallowing it
>You wonder of your babyslut sister has ever had any practice
>The slow but consistent suction, her fingers digging into your glans
>It was an amazing feeling, you suddenly you pitied those who had no babies in their lives
>But it wasn't enough
>You gently grab your little sisters wrists and move her hands to your testicles
>Each firmly grabs a handful of your nuts as she keeps contently sucking
>And they you grab her head, slowly pushing it down on yourself
>Ever so slowly your glans starts to slide more and more into her mouth, filling it up completely as she looks up at you with her big and now panic filled eyes
>But it just felt so good to have your whole tip in her tight, toothless mouth
>And without even thinking you grab her by the ankles and lift her upside down, slowly lowering her onto your cock
>Inch after inch slid into the baby, the stretching of her throat quite clear to see as she tried to scream
>But the vibration of her vocal cords only made you feel better as you use your baby sister as your own personal fleshlight, and soon you can't hold back any longer
>You stand up, holding her by the armpits as you being to thrust into her throat
>You're so close now, every time you feel her tiny face smash into your pelvis you feel like your going to explode
>And finally, with one last hard thrust you do
>Rope after rope of hot, sticky spunk goes rushing directly into your baby sisters stomach as she frantically squirms against you
>Only after the spasms stop coming you pull her off of you, looking down at her to see her desperately getting air down her stretched, gapping, cum covered throat
"Oh Flurry, you really are the best sister in the world"
>You say, bringing her up to your face and giving her salty mouth a loving kiss

The end

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>>30309147
Stop

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>>30309147
WHY DID I GET HARD!?!?

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>>30309114
>>Overprotective as your parents were, they couldn't keep you from the homeless man by the gas station who offers to buy kids booze and porn for a few bucks
>>And when money was short, a quick latex glove tuggy proved to do the trick
>Gay shit
>>30309122
>>30309125
>>30309135
>Dick girl and more gay shit
>>30309142
>>30309147
>Babycon shit
This as got to be one of the worst greens in recent threads.
And you actually spent time out of your life to write it.
Well baited friend, here's your (You)s
Now please, do not speak to me ever again.

>>30308994
i'm not sayin anyone cant anything, and i havent even seen equestria girls. i just know it's just as real-life as the regular show, except they're all about 5-10 years younger so they're in school.. which is preferable

>>30309114
child block... on a TV???

>>30309180
Summer break is the worst time of year. Should pitter out in a few months, the new brand of mods are too shit at their jobs, so there's no help there.

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>>30309147
>pic very related

>Inb4 "Repahrt and ignur" Anon shows up

>>30309203
quit biting my filenames, cuck

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>>30309147
Enjoyed most everything except that last line.

>>30309110
>>30309114
>>30309122
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>>30309135
>>30309142
>>30309147
garbage

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>>30309122
>Flash Century

>>30309246
That's the point I think.

>>30309180
Just fucking ignore it if you don't like it. It's that simple. Nobody is holding a gun to your head and forcing you to read the whole thing.
>>30309196
>Mods please ban everyone who posts things -I- don't like!
As far as I can tell, no-one has violated any rules in the first place.

>>30309296
>h-hehehe i am not breaking ne rules doe xDDD
underage confirmed

>>30309323
I have been seeing idiots like this all over the place. I think they are trying to shitpost at someone in particular but they don't know where. Anyone want to take bets on what year he's in? I want to say middle school.

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I just wanted to thank everyone for all these beautiful (you)'s

My only regret is that it's not Widdle Wincoln/Pearls Nasty Clam-tier

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>>30309334
Have another one m8.

>>30309333
You're probably right, for some reason I was about to give him some credit and say 10th grade; since he had the foresight to damage control with 'I'm not breaking any rules'.

>>30309323
I was not aware of a rule that says "posting things that this one Anonymous person has a personal problem with is against the rules."

>>30309362
Maybe if they aren't held back they might become intelligent and reach that point....kek, I couldn't right that without laughing.

>>30309362
Actually I was a different guy, you wanna report go ahead and report, I was just bored and felt like shitposting for the sake of shitposting.

Plus, every thread needs at least one really shitty fic.

>>30309370
So you are saying you are going around to different threads to derail/shitpost/ect for the sole purpose of pissing someone off, and you don't know where they are? Are you an idiot?

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>>30309370
Global rule 2 m8. Them's the rules

>>30309385
>for the sole purpose of pissing someone off
You seem to be taking the green a little too personally, I wrote a shitty fic and posted it when nothing else was going on to get a few (you)'s and a few laughs out of people, a fic that will be forgotten the moment another writefag posts a serious update.

>>30308721
WHERE IS IT

WHERE IS IT APA

>>30309415
That's funny, I wasn't aware that you were the same person I was replying too just admitting to going around to shitpost. You do know ban evasion is also against the rules right? How are you not perma banned, did you bribe a mod?

>>30309385
>It's shitposting if it's something I don't enjoy
Just stop posting. Please.

>>30309422
Didn't you just say mods don't do their jobs? I was never banned in the first place.

>>30309437
First time for everything then, congrats if this was your plan for the summer break. Hopefully we will see you never.

>>30309446
Been here five years actually, but sure, I'll leave and won't come back unless it's to read and comment on someone else's green, I leave it to you guys.
My advice? Report, hide, ignore if you want.

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>A writefag post green just for shit and giggles
>Autist goes full REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I recognize that guy, he is from /rg**/. Please go back champ

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And once again, the thread police get up in arms about something they didn't like, blind to the fact that their indignation is many times more disruptive to the thread than the thing they're fighting so very, very destructively hard against.

Yes, it was a bad fic. No, it wouldn't have consumed the thread if you hadn't eaten up a dozen posts complaining about it. But your complaining will.

>>30309470
>/rg**/
/rgm/, we know.

>>30309476
what even is /rgm/

>>30309421
LATER

LATER ANON

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>there are people right now who report things they personally don't like

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>>30309474
But being indignant and complaining is fun

>>30309490
Yes, it is AT later. Later is a place you go. Fuck me.

>>30309487
Royal Guard Mare.

>>30309487
I think its Royal Guardmare thread. Every time someone tells them to leave they always reply with, go back RGM guy, you aren't the thread police. Still don't know what that has to do with anything they are doing here.
>>30309498
We understand you. Get the good smut ready on your own time.

So guys, how about that incest. By raise of hands, who here wants to give their little sister and her Crusader friends a good hard fucking?

>>30309509
I DO!