Incestuous Relationships Thread

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>Pleasure; gentle rocking; something soft and warm on your lips
>You are Anon, and you just woke up to the sight of your sister laying down on top of you.
>Vinyl's eyes flutter open and peer lovingly into yours...
>...until they bug out in surprise.
>"Oh! Oh, shit..."
>You sit up in bed and shove your sister off of you.
>It isn't until you feel the cool bedroom air on your crotch that you realize you're nude from the waist down.
>A glance at your sister confirms that she, too, is bottomless.
>Vinyl smiles sheepishly and half-heartedly tries to cover up her bare crotch.
>"You, uh... you weren't supposed to wake up, Anon..."
>No shit.

>>30375089
Yessssss

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>>30375034
>You will never stealth fuck Momma Ponk in the lake at Camp Everfree while she talking to her friends.

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>>30375089
>DJ sister will never roofie you

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>>30375542
>You are Vinyl Scratch, local DJ and thrower of the hottest parties this side of Canterlot High.
>Some might say that Pinkie Pie's get-togethers have you beat, but that chubby little pink bitch doesn't have a supply of booze and... er, "other things"... at her parties, like you do
>You are also the older sister of some chump named "Anonymous"; or "Anon" to his friends.
>You call him "Annie" because you know it pisses him off.
>Right now, he's taking a shower; you know this because YOU want to take a shower, and when YOU want to use the bathroom it never fails to be occupied.
>Your friend Octavia would probably call it "Murphy's Law", or something like that.
>It's Saturday afternoon, and that means planning for next weekend's party.
>Rarity's paying you some pretty nice money to get your gear together, and nothing gets you wetter than planning what songs to play and how to play them.
>Speaking of getting wet, your sick-ass hair is getting kind of grimy and you're beginning to reek a bit.
>You MIGHT have forgotten to take a shower today.
>...and yesterday.
>You blame the excitement of party-planning for the distraction.
>Time to crash Anon's parade.
>You're right about to knock on the bathroom door and yell at your brother to get out... but then you notice something.
>The door isn't closed all the way; Anon just have not been paying attention or something.
>...
>Fuck it.
>If anybody's allowed to perv on your little brother, it's you.
>You make sure that you have a firm grip on the door frame before you lean in close to the gap; no need to slip and fall into the bathroom like some kind of shitty comedy movie.
>As luck would have it, you catch a glimpse of Anon in the shower right as he turns around to the side.
>...
>W-Welp.
>That... just might be the juiciest, tastiest-looking cock you've ever seen.
>And are those balls, or a pair of kiwi fruit dangling enticingly from the back of his dick?

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>>30376023
>A tingle shoots down your spine and heat blooms in your crotch, and you absent-mindedly rub your thighs together.
>Yeah, you need that thing inside of you.
>Like, RIGHT NOW.
>With conscious effort, you pull away from the bathroom door and lean against the opposite wall.
>It shouldn't be too hard to convince your little brother to fuck you, right?
>You're pretty attractive, right?
>You reach up with both hands and grab two handfuls of boobs.
>Once in hand, you give them a bit of a shake to see if you've still got the best tits in homeroom.
>The answer: yes.
>You hear Anon turn off the shower and step out of the tub, and you prepare yourself to get some of that dick.
>Seducing your brother is gonna be a cakewalk.
>Anon pulls the bathroom door open and steps out, followed by a rush of steam.
>His hair is damp, and he's clad only in a towel wrapped around his waist.
>Judging by his surprised expression, he wasn't expecting to see you standing there.
>Taking advantage of his momentary shock, you spring forward and run a finger down his bare chest.
"Hey there, stud," you purr, putting on your best 'I'ma beat that dickie up' voice, "What's a guy like you doing in a place like this?"
>You're already gloating internally at your flawless display of social grace.
>Nobody can resis-
>Anon slaps away your hand, and you reel back as though you were just... well, slapped.
>"The fuck is wrong with you?" he asks, sounding (and looking) outraged and confused, "Fuck off, Vinyl."
>Anon spins on his heel and walks down the wall towards his bedroom; presumably to change into something more comfortable than a moist towel.
>...
>Fuck.
>You forgot the two of you were cunts to each other.
>Dammit, you KNEW 2PM was too early to start drinking.
>You just shrug and walk down the hallway to your own bedroom.
>There's more than one way to fuck a brother, and you know how to contact the guy who keeps bringing roofies to your shin-digs.

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>>30376030
>You are Vinyl, and you are once-more congratulating yourself on an excellent execution.
>You managed to convince Anon to sit down and watch a movie with you; he broke when you removed your shades and put on your best puppy-dog eyes.
>All it took was a little tearful reminder that you and him used to always have movie nights when you were kids, and Anon was ready to forget the shower thing ever even happened.
>So here you are; popcorn in one hand, and roofied drink in the other.
>Anon is already sitting on the couch (that little bastard didn't wait for you before he started the film) and he greets you with a wave as you enter the room.
>The room isn't exactly clean, and navigating towards the couch with both hands occupied is a slow and deliberate affair.
>Especially because you only have enough roofie for one drink, and you won't be getting any incestuous cock tonight if you spill Anon's glass.
>You place the bowl of popcorn on your lap and hand Anon his drink, which he takes with a grateful smile.
>You can feel yourself grow moist with anticipation as your brother takes the first sip of his drink.
>It's only a matter of time before the drugs kick in and Anon's cock-of-the-world is all yours.
>What should you do with it first?
>Grab Anon by the hips and give yourself a good face-fucking?
>Do you want him to pump your stomach full of cum, or do you want to suckle on the fat head until he gives you a salty treat to taste?
>Ohh...
>What if you skipped all that bullshit and impaled your needy depths on him?
>You can almost feel him stretching you out right now.
>You'd roll your hips and maybe give his unconscious mouth a couple of smooches for good measure.
>Fuck, maybe you can even convince him later to do this on a regular basis.
>A few pics here and a little bit of blackma-er, "encouragement" there, and your little bro-bro will be pumping you full of his cum at least twice a day.
>THREE times on Fridays and weekends.

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>>30376038
>Hmmm...
>Maybe just a blowjob tonight; it's late and you don't want to wake up your mom.
>You mean, you can't moan if your throat is full of cock, right?
>You aren't paying attention to the movie at all as you continue to fantasize about your brother, and it takes remarkable willpower (willpower you never even knew you had) to resist reaching over right now and jerking him off.
>You're brought out of your fantasies when Anon suddenly slumps over and nearly face-plants the bowl of popcorn in your lap.
>Fuck yes.
>A quick glance at the clock on the wall tells you that 15 minutes have passed.
>You waste no time whatsoever.
>You shove the popcorn and the drinks somewhere else; you don't fucking care where they go.
>You can't find the remote to turn down the movie, but that isn't your concern; your concern is fishing out your little brother's cock and doing dirty things to it.
>After you shove him so that he's leaning against the couch (and won't fall over), you scramble to get onto your knees in front of him.
>The little idiot wore pyjamas to your movie night, which makes your life a lot easier; it's child's play to tug his loose bottoms and his underwear around his thighs.
>You smell it before you see it; a rich, heady musk.
>Anon took a shower a few hours ago so it's not repulsive, but it's there and you LOVE it.
>The pyjamas around his thighs have squeezed them together, meaning that his package has been squeezed out form between his legs and up on top of his thighs.
>This gives them a deliciously plump look... not that he needed it.
>His balls are big and round, and you'd bet your entire DJ setup that they're full of tasty cum; just for you.
>His cock is nice and thick, even when flaccid.
>You take one more deep whiff of him, and then reach out to gra-
>"Vinyl?"
>You freeze.
>"Sweetie, can you turn that movie down? I have to get up in the morn- Vinyl Allegro Scratch!"
>OH FUCK

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>>30376052
>You whip your head around towards the voice, but otherwise remain frozen in place.
>Your fingers are agonizingly close to your brother's dick; close enough to feel the moist heat coming off of it.
>Standing in the doorway dressed in a beat-up housecoat is your mother.
>And girl, she looks angrier than she's you've ever seen her in your whole entire life.
>"Just WHAT do you think you're doing to your poor brother?!"
>Mom marches over and grabs you by the arms, yanking you to your feet with strength you didn't know she had.
>"Go to your room," she growls, spinning you around and shoving you out the door, "And don't come out until I come for you! We're having a long talk tonight, missie."
>God-fucking-dammit, you were SO CLOSE.
>"Wait for me; I'm going to take care of Anonymous and make sure he'll be alright."
>You drag your feet as you march to your bedroom.
>You almost feel like crying.
>You were so close. You were going to choke yourself on Anon's dick and swallow all his cum.
>Dammit, life isn't fair.
---
>You're out of the room (and half-way to your bedroom), so you don't see what happens next.
>You don't see your mom stare at her son's cock.
>You don't see her expression turn from a concern to curiosity.
>You don't see her glance at the door to make sure you aren't there.
>You don't see her kneel down in front of Anon, and you don't see her lean in.
>You don't see the way her face turns bright red, nor do you catch a glimpse of her pink tongue darting out to give your brother's cock a quick lick.
>The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree, and a girl's gotta get her incestuous perversions from SOMEWHERE, after all.

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>>30376059
Noice

>>30376059
More?

>>30375405
>The water is clear and undisturbed
>Everyone can clearly see Anon thrusting inside of Pinkie
>Pinkie carries on her conversation as though she isn't being fucked by her son
>Nobody wants to say anything because of how awkward it is

>>30376186
Thank

>>30376260
I don't know if Anon will be fooled by that roofie trick a second time. I could see Vinyl coming home from a party all fucked up and relying on Anon to get her into bed and not drown in her own vomit, only for her to spring on him like a spider who lured a fly into her web.

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>Your hormone driven daughters will never try to convince you to take them home for a quickie during lunch

>>30376835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQRW0RM4V0k

>>30376023
good shit. goood shit.

>>30376998
Unf~
The only time it's excusable to not be upset that your daughter is pregnant is when you do it yourself.

>>30376059
bloobalooby

>>30376601
>Rarity watches with her thighs rubbing together as Pinkie gets ravished by her own son.

>>30377171
>Daaaad, howcome she gets a baby and I don't? You've gotta be fair!

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>>30376601
>Twilight decides to be a moralfag and call the police
>Pinkie is arrested for incest and pedophilia
>Twilight offers to take anon in now that he has no mom to support him, being a legal guardian and all, and rapes him

>>30377344
word you're looking for there is pederasty
wouldnt nitpick but this is a literature thread of sorts.

>>30377300
Obviously, you plan them about 3 months apart, so at least one of them will always be mobile enough to help the other two.
At least until the first batch of babies is old enough to start helping their mothers and having babies of their own.

>>30377362
were getting into dangerous levels of incestuous territory now

>>30377462
There's no place I'd rather be.

>>30377462
That's the best kind.

>>30375405
>Momma Ponk will never wake you up by riding you while telling you everything she wants to do at camp.

>>30377354
>ped·er·as·ty
>noun
>sexual activity involving a man and a boy.
I think you might be confused anon

>>30377562
Uhh that's not the definition of pederasty. where'd you get your dictionary? I mean that's roughly right, but it's gender neutral. Obviously not in practice, but that's just.. how that is. Just because it has greek roots doesn't mean it only covers what the greeks actually did
Point is pedophilia isn't illegal, only activities.

>>30377573
The fuck, I just looked it up myself, and dictionary.com says one of them doesn't even need to be underage, it literally just means homosexuality.
I don't like it when I know definitions better than dictionaries. I'm used to that with "science" but this is annoying and unsettling.

>>30377579
>Oh shit, I mistook the definition for something else
>Obviously it's the dictionary that's wrong, not me
Come on anon, denial like that is what puts you on the dangerous road to stupid shit like the Mandela effect, obviously you were just mistaken.

>>30377604
>Mandela effect
kek I saw a thread about that on /x/. They seriously think that remembering something wrong is some kind of bullshit paranormal thing.

>>30377604
Dude look at the goddamn etymology. look at the roots. at the VERY least, even if you're right. dictionary.com has to be wrong. Ain no way the 'involving a kid' part is optional.
There's nothing in the roots requiring it to be male, it's just that by default paedo means boy rather than child, just like by default andro is man rather than human. but anthropologists don't ignore lady bones, knowmsayne?
I mean this isnt one of those fucking retcon-ass bible translations that renders adelphoi as 'brothers and sisters' just to appease the PC crowd, everyone knows pedo-whatever means children in general. not just lads.

>>30377619
We're talking about people who legitimately believe the earth is flat and mountains are the stumps of massive silicone based trees.

There is no board on this site that degraded as bad as /x/ did.

>>30377620
>look at the goddamn etymology
Here's something from wikipedia:

>The word pederasty derives from Greek παιδεραστία (paiderastia) "love of boys",[1] a compound derived from παῖς (pais) "child, boy" and ἐραστής (erastēs) "lover".

It's a specific word that is male exclusive, not the concept of pedophilia itself.

>>30377633
I remember I went on there something like 5 or 6 years ago and it was pretty chill. The last time I went there (when I found that thread the Mandela effect) and there was a thread where people discussed details on eating ghosts. I'm not even kidding. Fuck that board forever.

>>30375542
Yes.

>>30377655
It's a damn shame, even about 4 years back it was still a pretty decent board; unsolved crimes, mysterious phenomenon around the world, numbers stations (tfw you legit spent hours listening to transmigration and occasionally caught someone reading off a bunch of names and numbers), etc. Though even then you could see the beginning stages of the degradation with "I'm a vampire, ask me anything" and "how do I summon a succubus?" threads.

Now a days it just makes me sad to look back at it.

>>30377633
>mountains are the stumps of massive silicone based trees.
I mean... in a way? only some of them are becoming taller rather than shorter.

>>30377636
and I say it's not male exclusive, so there. I also say punctuation goes outside of the quotation marks if it isn't part of the quote, so I gotta live with that.
>>30377707
Yeah that's kinda 4chan in a nutshell. Everything was perfect in 2010 or so.

>>30377714
>Everything was perfect in 2010 or so.
Much like my real life, things were pretty great in 2010.

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>>30377708
Anon, you're asking me to explain the logic of people who lack so much understanding of perspective that they think the fact that we can't see a curve on the horizon means the Earth is flat and the sky is a nasa hologram.

>>30377738
I wouldn't talk about lacking understanding when you actually think these people are serious, rather than pulling an extremely obvious and ancient form of trolling that works only to rile up guys like you and trick you into acting smug and making yourself look worse.

>>30377707
>Used to be an /x/ fag back in 2007.
Was fun, back in the day, and most people struck me as finding this stuff fascinating but fake. Left somewhere around 2009 after it started to become more like /b/ with ghosts, though.
Guess it eventually got better before getting worse?

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>>30377297
>The only way she agrees not to talk

>>30377857
>"Golly Anon, you don't mind, do you? I made all my friends a pinkie promise that if I ever had a hot son I'd share him with all of them."
>"They all want your dick! I guess it's my fault for makin' you so handsome. Just get each of 'em pregners and I'm off the hook"

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>You will never engage in a threesome with your auntie Twilight and mother Canada

>>30377933
wh.. was that a..

>>30377933
Eh, aunt by marriage isn't incest, that's just adultery. You wouldn't do that shit to your uncle Shining now would you?

>>30377948
Shining died in a tragic Hyperspace Hyperwars accident. Now Canada needs some comfort. Also if Cadence is Anon's mother, that means that Shining is his father. That makes Twilight his blood aunt, because she's Shining's sister.

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>>30377948
But if Shining armour was your father than Twilight would indeed be your biological aunt

Also
>Implying I wouldn't take that bomb ass boipus too, daddies gotta learn who the alpha is

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>>30377933
>Canada

>>30377948
>ywn DP Can'tdance with your uncle
Kill me pete

>>30377933
>You will never sit by and watch as your mom uses gentle words and touches to convince an uncertain aunt Twilight to take her clothes off
>You will never listen to mama Cadence whisper encouragement as your aunt twitches and wriggles against the older woman's touch
>Mama Cadence will never tell you later that she knew you were watching that that she hopes you'll join in next time

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>>30375089
Finish what you started

>>30378032
So is Twilight sitting on Cadence's lap?
>You will never listen as aunt Twilight makes adorable gasps and moans whenever Cadence hits a particularly sensitive spot or gently pinches her nipples
It's just like when she used to babysit Twilight

>>30377968
oh i read it backwards. right.

>>30378095
It's cool, so did I.

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>>30378064
>It's just like when she used to babysit Twilight
W-Wew lad

>>30376030
>tfw your sister will never see you naked and not-so-secretly admire your big dick

>>30378155
No mess, no fuss; just plain and simple "that's a cock I like"

>>30377344
something something keikaku

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>>30378032
>tfw slow and gentle coaxing with someone who is unsure of the whole situation is one of my fetishes

>>30378437
we need a lot more 'obligated to 'cest by familiy and/or royal tradition and/or magical prophecy' stories where they make the best of it and slowly get used to it

>>30378655
>obligated to 'cest by magical prophecy"
Don't suppose you've read Pluggo's Saltwater Taffy story? It's satyr, but it's some nice, wholesome inbreeding.

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>You will never convince your insanely sexy German cousin to get back in front of the camera after some idiots in the fashion industry told her that her career was over just because she wasn't toothpick thin anymore

>>30379412
oh god, call me a white knight but I severely get off to reassurance situations like that
and that is perfect for this scenario. Who would be the best sister to boost the self-esteem of? Probably Flutters or Twi.

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>You will never get sick of Sweetie Belle acting like your superior because she's technically your aunt
>You will never blow up at her, saying you're the older one and you should be in charge
>She will never look at you, put her hand on your shoulder, and ask "do you feel in charge?"

>>30379446
Flutter or SciTwi differently, all the others seem fairly secure in their self image. Then again Rarity is super sensitive about shit like that so she could easily start to feel worthless if she so much as put on a couple pounds.

Is Motherly Instinct finished? New to these threads and just read through it. It was really nice, the ending felt abrupt so I was just wondering if it's done or not.

>>30379478
"Jeez, Rara, it's five pounds."
>"And it's all in my.. dirty pillows! These big ugly things look ridiculous!"
"You're.. like.. a C cup now"
>"None of my dresses are going to fi-hi-hiiit!" she bawls
what do?

Where you at Jeff?
Need muh Coco fix

>>30379466
>Auntie Sweetie Belle will never follow you around with a flower vase that somehow makes her have a near perfect Bane voice.

>>30379612
Lurking, writing on another board atm. I'll have Coco updates out tomorrow (or today, depending on what timezone you're in.)

>>30379648
Take your time man.
Quality > quantity.

>>30379655
where do I upvote this?

>>30379542
>You sucked on her breasts so much she started to lactate and they got bigger as they swelled up with milk
>Cue drama
>Convince her it's the perfect opportunity to experiment with some new styles
>She's never made one before, but it's the perfect time to learn how to make a nursing bra

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>>30379542
Cut off her breasts in the middle of the night, then when she bitches tell her that "but now all your dresses will fit"

>>30376023
>Anon just have not been paying attention or something.
must*

>>30376052
>has been squeezed out form between his legs
from*
>>30376059
You know you have to do more now. Anon needs to hatefuck them for roofeing him, on top of sleepfucking them next.

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>>30376059
One way or another, she WILL have her brother's cock inside her

>>30377874
Unnnf
>>30378032
dick status, muh.

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>Granny Sonata will never tell you stories about scalping gooks in Nam

>>30379833
I think sometimes less is more, really. you get the sexy, the funny interesting bit, a twist, whatever, then it's over adn you just imagine the rest

>>30379932
Fuck that noise, I need some gratuitous sister getting hatefucked into a drooling pile of smug rapist...well attempted rapist.

>>30379523
Nope, I would never end it like that, m8. The next dump will be pretty big, which is why this is taking a while.
Here's a teaser, though, since this part probably should've ended the last dump.

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https://pastebin.com/6EANBAsf

>>30344405
>This reaction was unexpected, to say the least.
>You sometimes forget, as much as your nerves tend to get to you, your sister has it worse.
>She's still buried in your arms, holding you while you lean your back against the wall.
>She looks fine now, though you can't see her face.
"Uhh... you're okay, right..?"
>She places a hand on your chest and looks up, directly into your eyes.
>There are no tears. Just a reassuring smile.
>"Yeah, s-sorry... I'm just... happy."
>God, you have no idea how to respond to that.
>You had expected the stress to leave after passing this checkpoint, but you're still as nervous as ever.
>"How about you?"
"Wuh-uhh... me?"
>She presses her body against yours, your foreheads touching.
>"I can feel your heartbeat, you know. It's pretty fast."
>Blushing hard right in front of her face, you avert your eyes.
"It's just, uhh... b-big change, you know."
>She re-positions her arms above your shoulders, taking charge of the hug.
>Mild disappointment hits you momentarily.
>You hugging her, as opposed to the other way around, had been a nice change of pace.
>"Nothing's changed. I still love you exactly as much as I did yesterday."
>Noticing your eyes moving around wildly, she forces sustained eye contact by laying a hand on your cheek.
>"I want you to be comfortable, Anon. You know I'd never do anything to hurt you, right?"
>You manage a nod, and you notice her expression change. It's not one of the motherly looks you're used to.
>Those had never forced a brick into your stomach, like this one seemed to be doing.
>Her hand trails along your jawline, stopping at your chin.
>"You trust me... right?"
>You swallow, never having had to exert this much effort just to speak.
"Ri-"
>A familiar feeling of warm wetness hits the inside of your mouth as you are cut off by the joining of airways.
>Fatigued by the constant stress, you allow yourself to melt into the sensations.
>You feel like you can finally relax.

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This was the last thing Anon saw before falling into darkness and having his innocence stolen

>>30380384
>Vinyl records her brother's gasps and moans
>Plays them over her earphones when she's in school

>>30379818
>>30379833
Whoops. Thanks Anon, I just fixed both of those in the pastebin.
I-I put it in my pastebin, by the way.

>Anon needs to hatefuck them
>Implying Vinyl and his mother won't join forces to get some of his tasty seed

>>30379844
See? This Anon knows what he's talking about.

>>30379912
She's done worse.

>>30378673
>Saltwater Taffy story
Whoa, hey, first rule of Fight Club, my friend.

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>>30379912
>Granny Sonata will never take you to the shooting range, panicking when she sees an Asian man with an SKS setting up a few booths down and screaming "CHARLIES RIGHT!" before magdumbing into the nearest treeline

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>>30380790
>Whoa, hey, first rule of Fight Club, my friend.
Just saying, it was a good story.

>>30380840
>that image
I was completely blown away when I saw people drawing her. She was just my one-shot inbred cutie and people ran with it.

Sorry that I got snippy with you, Anon. I don't go to the satyr thread (on /mlp/ or on /trash/) so I'm not sure how well she was received with people in general. Then again, given your comment, I guess that should give me a clue. Thank you for saying that, Anon.

>>30380832
>>Panicking when she sees an Asian man
>Sonata gets nervous around Flash Sentry and refuses to take her eyes off of him

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>>30380152
>IssuesAnon

>>30380152
its so fucking cute

>>30380926
>Then again, given your comment, I guess that should give me a clue.
Don't bask in his comment that much. Only 1-3 people like that inbred thing. Others hate it because the Satyr general is not the Incestuous Inbreeding general.

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>>30381153
Hello, ComplainAnon.
Yes, we're aware on your feelings on everything. No, you don't speak for the thread.

>Anon's daughters see how much he and their mom love each other
>Decide to imitate her
>Anon is very surprised when, just as one of his daughters is heading out the door for another day at Canterlot High, she sneaks in a peck on the lips and tries to shove her tongue down his throat

>>30381412
Throw those dad reflexes into overdrive and dominate before she can even realize what's happening!

>>30381429
do you even Dad?
she's got you wrapped around her finger for sure

>>30380832
>[It ain't me intensifies]

>>30381169
He's not the only one who doesn't like inbred fetishfags like you.

>>30381169
You seem to be implying that there is only one person in the general that started with family feels who has a problem with people pushing incest and inbreeding into everything, which you know is bullcrap.

>>30381516
>if you disagree with my statement that there's only one who likes it, you must be saying only one dislikes it!

>>30381516
>Doesn't like something
Okay

No, you absolute faggots, we're not doing this again. Stop replying to each other.

Satyrfags starting up again.

Alright, don't respond to him.
He literally just popped into an incest general to samefag about how he hates incest, but he's totally not a troll going out of his way to attack any incestfag who also likes satyrs.
He could not be anymore blatant.

>>30381542
No, a self proclaimed thread cop is starting up again.

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WHOO

INCEST

LUNA IS BEST MOM FOR FUCKING

DEBATE

>>30381552
Hey, I wasn't exactly lying when I said that the Satyr general is not the Incestuous inbreeding general.

>>30381572
Luna is best socially-awkward sister who doesn't understand that clothes are a thing you're supposed to wear around brothers.

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>>30381572
That's a charming picture of hers. But Celly has the better lure.

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>>30381586
Agreed

>>30381586
>"Why are you staring at our sex? It's no stranger to you! You know full well you came out of there, my little prince."
>"Speaking of the parts that split us, it has been moons since we saw your proud tower. Uncover it immediately! Your mother wishes to gauge your development."

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>>30380152
The hype is real.

>>30381587
>"Come snuggle with mommy. Santa won't come if you don't go to bed early."
"Mom, I'm 23."
>"YOU might come if you go to bed early."
"...Lemme grab my jammies."
>"You won't need them."

>>30381601
L.. Leela?

would include picture of Fry pony but no matter what I try to upload lately it just says 'image appears corrupt'
pretty sure it's my graphics card or something

>>30381667
>filename

>>30381601
>Luna got the moon tattoos on her ass-cheeks back when she was younger during her goth phase
>Thought it would be badass, but she cried the entire time into Celestia's shoulder
>Sometimes during family gatherings (aka the weekly movie nights with you, your mom, and aunt Luna), you're able to convince your aunt to flash her ass and show off the tattoo
>A few glasses of wine usually grease the gears enough for "please show me and mom your ass" to work

>>30381688
what about it?
I wasn't trying to imply it was literally pony Leela, I was trying to joke that it looked like her

>>30381854
You need to work on your jokes.

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>Go to camp everfree with your sister
>Be walking through the woods alone
>Suddenly, she appears
>"Hello brother, you know you really shouldn't walk through these woods alone. If anything were to happen...no one would be able to hear your screams"

>>30381873
so you dont think that posting a fry pony and making it act like it thinks that's leela is funny? i think it works. how would you do that?

>>30381874
>Sister Vinyl rapes you
>Makes sure you cum inside
>Takes pictures for blackmail material
>When the two of you come out of the woods, she acts as though she found you in the woods post-rape
>"I'm going to sleep in his tent tonight, okay? I wanna make sure he's alright."
>Bad-touch occurs

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>>30381601
>Your sister Luna has a birthmark on her rear that strikingly resembles a moon.
>You know this because you saw said birthmark when you were younger during an accident that involved sugar cookies, treasure hunting, and a huge pile of fire ants.
>Now everytime you call her Moonbutt she gets infuriated with you.
>But one day you forgot to knock and caught a full glimpse of it when she was "studying".
>You've sinced stopped referring to her as Moonbutt nowadays since it evokes weird feelings you don't want bubbling up towards the surface.

>>30381874
>Implying she wouldn't want you to take her away to a noisy place and fuck her to the beat of nature.
>>30382018
>Implying they don't take turns raping each other.
ftfy

>>30382022
>Rape roleplay with your sister
holy shit that's hot.

>>30382018
>drugs Anon with some of her crazy raver gas or whatever
>sets things up in such a way that he thinks he's been abducted and molested by aliens in the woods
>comforts him afterwards and believes him when nobody else will

>>30382055
>roleplay
>implying consent
Eww

>>30382019
only saw it then? not while you were bathing together as wee ones?
that is a good premise though

>>30381874
>Vinyl talking

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>>30382019
By "studying", do you mean fingerbanging her butt so much that she squirted all over the sheets, and when you say "weird feelings", do you mean a hard on so unabashedly solid that it sticks out like a dowsing rod magnetically drawn to Luna's ass?

>>30382120
I will find you.
I will kill you.

>>30382120
what if she was too shy and nervous of messing up, so she pre-records all her conversations and then plays them on tape

>>30382120
Yeah, she talks, why would you think she doesn't?
She hasn't gotten her throat ruined by her big brother's cock yet...this week at least. She likes to have a good long slurp till her throat gives out, so its difficult to get the time to do it without someone finding out. Except Octi, she is fine with so long as she shares Anon with her.
>>30382139
kek
>>30382144
Throatfucked voice just sounds weird, so she doesn't like to talk afterwards if she can avoid it.

>>30381572
I would prefer to be the middle child of the royal family
>Celestia is your older sister
>Luna is your younger sister
>Celestia has to take over an international business on behalf of your parents
>You all end up going to public ceremonies but she's the only one who does the big meetings
>You and Luna help out with the finer details that take less time at the end of the day
>Celestia becomes more focused on the work and gets all the glory
>The media gets spouting headlines like "Child Business Prodigy Single-Handedly Handles New Responsibilities"
>Which you and Luna know are bullshit
>There's never any mention of you two scaring off the scum-sucking bottom feeding leeches who keep trying to pull the rug out from under her
>You and Luna become closer because of this
>You start learning about her insecurities
>About how she feels she's gonna lose Celestia like she did mom and dad
>That if she loses Celestia she's scared she'll lose you too
>then incest happens etc. etc.

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>>30382201
This sounds like a fun idea. I'm not too business savvy to think up any conflicts though.

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>>30382283
Here's a better pic for you.

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>>30382283
>>30382313
Here, have this.

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>>30382283
>>30382313
>>30382345
Try this one.

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>>30382283
>>30382313
>>30382345
Plebians, the lot of you

>>30382369
>midriff
hnngh

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>>30382430
das rite

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>Bedtime
>Vinyl sneaks into your room and gets in bed with you
>You start whimpering because you know what comes next
>"Shhh, let's not turn this rape into a murder"

>>30382455
Vinyl is really damn good at sign language.

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>>30382481
I really will bite your fookin face off

>>30382509
>Octavia hates how Vinyl's brother, whom has decided to crash at their place for a while, is closer to Vinyl Scratch than she has ever been
>All because he knows sign language a lot better than Octavia does

>>30382540
>Octavia learns only two things: how to sign swears, and how to somehow sign her accent
>It makes communication difficult

Wait, why is she signing? Vinyl's (allegedly) mute, not deaf.

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>>30382540
>>30382481
>>30382572
Except Voinyl's not fokin mute is she, yoo fokin kunts

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Continuing the Aunt Coco green

https://pastebin.com/K5M2RyY3

>You push the door to Coco's bedroom open and tiptoe inside
>You're not entirely sure why you're so worried about being stealthy; after all, there's nobody else here
>Still, snooping around in other people's things always makes you feel a little guilty
>But it's not like it's snooping, right?
>You just wanna read some of her comics!
>And an awesome aunt like her would totally be willing to share her comics with you
>So you cross the room to her closet, and pull it open
>The tiny space is absolutely jam-packed with dozens of frilly dresses, boxes of those giant-robot figures that are super hard to put together, DVD cases, and a mini-bookshelf full of comics
>Jackpot!
>You feel like you stare at the contents of her closet all day, especially those robot boxes
>How can any grown-up be this cool?
>You scan over the boxes, your eyes tracing over the scraggly Japanese lettering on the sides, and down to the comics
>At random, you pull one of the comics out
>On the cover is a blushing lady in a pink dress, with a mysterious masked man standing behind her
>The lady is really pretty, but you're more focused on this cool masked guy
>You bet he's some kind of superhero!
>The cover of the comic is in Japanese, so you can't tell what it means
>Underneath the Japanese characters, though, there's English lettering spelling out the title

//Shiraga no otome no odori//

>You have no idea what that means, but it sounds pretty epic and mysterious
>Makes you think of Yu-Yu Hakushou, for some reason
>You plop yourself down on Coco's bed, and start to read

>>30382605
>Except Voinyl's not fokin mute is she
Keep telling yourself that, you british... Brit...

>>30382634
oh boy oh boy

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>>30382634

>The opening of the comic is... kinda boring
>The main girl, Hikari, is a really lonely woman in her twenties, who's trapped in a life she hates working for a boss who treats her terribly
>One day, though, she's nearly caught in a traffic accident, but is saved by the mysterious Kuroi Mask
>Now things are getting good!
>Kuroi Mask explains he's been watching her, and that her destiny is more important than she knows
>And that's where the first volume ends
>You drop it onto the bed, then go to see if your aunt has volume two

>She does
>In fact, she has volumes one through forty-five
>She's so hardcore, it's crazy
>You buy a Batman issue every time you save up enough money, and you're nowhere near this level of collection
>Admiration for your aunt swells anew in your chest as you crack open the next volume
>Hikari spends days thinking about the mysterious stranger, and what he meant
>Later that week, she's walking home when a gang attempts to attack her
>You stick your fingers in your mouth, chewing your nails in excitement
>Kuroi Mask shows up again, but doesn't save her
>He just tells Hikari that she has the power to save herself
>Hikari freaks out but, when the gang attacks her, she discovers amazing kung-fu abilities, and beats them easily
>Kuroi Mask informs her that, in a past life, she was Princess Shikihime, the most powerful warrior in all of Japan
>At this point, you're sprawled across the bed in full-on trance mode, unable to stop reading
>You power through the next ten volumes as the sun slowly sinks outside, not even aware of time passing
>When you get to the thirteenth volume, though, you come across something a little... different
>Kuroi Mask and Hikari are slowly starting to fall in love, and she admits that he's brought her so much happiness
>Since Kuroi Mask is so cool, he just doesn't say anything
>So Hikari says she wants to do something special for him, to thank him
>For some reason, the artist drew her blushing really, really hard

>>30382680
>it's not actually a hentai
very interesting.
>gunpla
tops
>manga actually matches her situation
good show

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>>30382638
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xcvC17t0PXU&t=0h0m3s

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>>30382680
>On the next panel, the two of them embrace, and share a long (two pages long, in fact) kiss beneath the moonlight
>Your heart starts to thump in your chest, and you feel a little weird
>It's that same fuzzy feeling you normally feel when Coco kisses you
>But you hate kissing!
>Every time it happens in movies, you have to look away
>So why does their kissing not bother you?
>You leave the page open, staring at the scene
>The kiss continues on like that for even more pages, as Hikari spills out how much she needs Kuroi Mask
>Kuroi, at first is silent
>Then he admits to Hikari that he loves her
>You're surprised to find that your eyes are a little wet
>Why does this make you sad?
>You hate kissing!
>It's gross!
>The only time you don't hate it is when Aunt Coco does it, and that's because--
>A momentary image flashes through your mind of yourself and Aunt Coco kissing the way Hikari and Kuroi Mask are
>You imagine her holding you against her chest, her warm, soft mouth on yours...
>The fuzzy feeling intensifies, spilling down from your chest to your toes
"Gah!"
>You snap yourself out of it, close the book, and set it aside, then stand up to pace the room
>That's not an okay thing to think about!
>Kissing on the head is normal, but the two of you can't kiss like that
>So... why do you keep thinking about it?

>You try to distract yourself by playing with your Bionicles™ but, for once, they're not enough to keep your attention
>Returning to Coco's room, you put the manga back on her shelves, noticing that the pages of the kissing volume are weirdly sticky
>Inside the closet, you look around for more comics, hopefully ones with less kisses
>But all her comics seem to feature pretty girls on the front, and so you can't be sure of your safety from such icky subjects
>You dig further into the closet, looking for something else interesting

>>30382785
>inb4 Anon finds her collection of massive horse dongers hidden in the closet

>>30382785
I kind of remember this feeling, except I was raised to be way into girls from birth, man.

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>>30382785

>There's not a ton of interesting stuff, besides what you've already seen
>Just a couple tiny, pink lightsaber-looking toys, like the ones your mom keeps under her bed
>You're not sure why grown-ups like these so much; they'd make terrible swords
>Honestly, you expected better from Aunt Coco, but you guess she can't be cool all the time
>You dig a little deeper, slightly disappointed
>Behind the bookshelf, there's a binder overflowing with paper
>You pull it out, hoping there'll be Yu-Gi-Oh cards or something inside, and flip it open
>There's no cards
>Instead, the bind is full of pencil drawings
>The first few pages are superheroes: Batman, Spiderman, Wonder Woman, all the classics
>Your eyes widen as you realize that these must be Coco's drawings
>They're... they're amazing!
>They look like they could easily have come from a comic page
>As you go further in, you see more heroes you don't recognize, until you realize that they're characters of Coco's own creation
>Many of them are female, and wrapped in glittering dresses that flutter heroically behind them
>Whoa, you never thought dresses could look cool, but...
>Coco makes it work, somehow

>As the sun goes down, the house is starting to get a little cold, so you head off to take a bath
>You carry the binder with you, setting it on the edge of the Jacuzzi while you start the water running
>The tub itself is massive, easily big enough for three or more people, and the water is streaming hot and super refreshing when it starts to pour out
>You undress, pile your clothes in the corner of the room, and sit in the corner of the tub while waiting for it to fill
>As it slowly does so, you continue flipping through the binder, marveling at how cool the art is

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>>30383125
Oh god, now he's in a hot tub.
THE SUSPENSE
IT'S KILLING ME

>>30383125
>Pink lightsaber toys
Hahahaha. Good shit.

>>30383125
>she draws, too
land the fuckin hook NOW.
>>30383182
if I had seen the typical vibrator back then I would have assumed it was some kind of pogs container or maybe something with gak or silly putty inside, given that the base looks like a twist-off cap

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>>30383125

>As you get towards the back, though, you start to see more and more heroes that look like Coco
>Until, eventually, you start to see drawings that are explicitly of your aunt
>Most of them are pretty simple, just little self-portraits of her sitting on various pieces of furniture
>It's weird, though
>Even in her own drawings, she looks sad
>In the last couple pages, you come across drawings of her standing with some mysterious man
>He looks vaguely like Kuroi Mask...
>In some, they're just standing together, and she's giving him doe-eyes
>But in others, they're hugging, and usually Kumoroi Mask is telling your aunt how truly beautiful she is, and that everything's going to be alright
>On the last page, you come across one of them kissing
>Coco is up on her tiptoes, blushing heavily, with her mouth pressed against the dark hero's
>Again, you imagine her kissing you like that, and your body goes all fuzzy-hot
>You're so engrossed in the drawings that you don't even hear Coco's car pulling up out front

>A knock sounds on the door to the bathroom, and you immediately flinch
"Y-yeah?"
>For a moment, you mind jumps to "burglar," before you realize that a burglar wouldn't bother knocking
>"H-hey, little buddy... I, um... can you help me?"
"Uh... sure? I'm still in the bath though!"
>"Yeah. I know."
>Coco starts to open the door, her voice soft with embarrassment
>"I'm coming in now, okay?"

>>30383280
>You stick your fingers in your mouth, chewing your nails in excitement

>>30381667
It's not your graphics card. I think 4chan is just shitting itself right now. I get the same thing when selecting a picture now.

>>30383280
"W-wait!"
>You flick on the jacuzzi's jets, and the bubbles at least provide a little bit of cover for your lower half
>Coco steps into the bathroom, her head bowed and her cheeks red
>Your can tell right away that today wasn't a good one for her
>She's not wearing the same dress as when she left; instead, she's wearing a long, plain white robe
>It's a bit longer than a bath-robe; it almost looks like one of those robes that boxers wear on their way to the ring
>Her feet are bare, and the bow that's usually in her hair is missing
"W-what do you need help with?"
>You try to keep your voice calm, but you're shivering despite the warmth of the water
>"I, um... I d-did some new photoshoots for Suri today."
"Oh..."
>She looks at the ground, humiliated
>"And, um... I was wondering if you could help me clean some p-paint off my body."
"Paint?"
>She nods
>"I let her paint some, um... outfits on my skin."
"I c-can try to help!"
>You shout that a bit louder than you meant
>Coco clearly feels as awkward as you do, but she smiles in relief
>"Oh, thank you! You c-can close your eyes if you don't want to have to see my body..."
"I w-wouldn't mind seeing... I mean, it's n-not a problem! I really like the way you look! I mean, I like... you're always looking nice, and..."
>Your tongue trips over itself and falls down a flight of stairs
>By some weird trick of the mind, you remember the line you read in her drawings
"You're truly beautiful, and it'll be okay."
>Coco's face goes blank
>"That..."
>She raises a hand to her mouth, blushing
>"Thank you, Nonny."

>>30381667
>>30383321
Apparently, it doesn't actually prevent you from posting the image. It's just a false error message. If you actually try to post it, it works despite the error.

>>30383345
This is so fluffy.
I love it.

>>30383321
oh. i thought it was me because sometimes it does shit like refuses to load images, and when i restart m'browser that fixes it, and that fixed the glitch the last time I got it. Guess it was coincidence.
>>30383377
oh thanks!

>>30383280
>coming in anyway
seventy points out of five.
>>30383345
are you 'avin a bath? IS 'E 'AVIN A BATH? fuck yes

>>30383345
I can't wait for Anon to get older and tear Suri a new one.

>>30383345
What if the next time Anon comes with Coco to her job. Suri starts bad touching Anon and says.
>"If you tell anyone your aunt is losing her job."

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>>30383345
>You nod
>"Well, um... here goes nothing, I guess. Heh."
>She undoes the strap of her robe, and lets it fall to the floor
>Your first thought is that she's wearing a *very* thin swimsuit
>But when you look closer, you can see that she's actually wearing nothing at all, and the colors of the swimsuit are painted directly onto her skin
>Coco's unable to look you in the eye as she steps towards the bathtub, her bare feet slapping against the floor
>You, on the contrary, can't take your eyes off her
>Her body is willowy and soft, with round hips and large, swaying breasts, all of which are painted in a collage of dark blues
"She... Suri took pictures of you like this?"
>"Yes."
>Coco sounds ashamed
"But you're naked!"
>"That's what you have to do sometimes when you're a grownup, little buddy."
>She looks away, as if worried you'll berate her
"Well... she didn't make you feel gross, right?"
>"Only a little."
"Should have been zero."
>That makes her smile
>She steps into the water and sits down next to you
>It reaches only to the lowest part of her breasts, leaving them in full view
>When you look closer, you can see that even her nipples haven't been covered; they're just painted the same as the rest of her body
>Coco looks up, and notices you staring at her
>"You okay, little buddy?"
"Y-yeah! Totally!"
>She smiles
>"It's okay. You can look if you want."

>>30382785
>Bionicles™
i dont know why but every time i see this i snort

>>30383549
>body paint
Max unf. Don't stop now.

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>>30383549
"H-huh? No! I didn't mean to--"
>"No..."
>She reaches out to pat your arm, smiling at you
>"It's okay if you wanna look at me."
>She holds her arms over her head, letting you get a view of her chest
>"You're the only one who does in a way that makes me feel good, so..."
"I... I..."
>Your tongue just threw itself down an elevator shelf
>That makes your aunt giggle
>She turns her back to you, but makes no attempt to cover herself
>"Could you help me wash some of this off?
"S-sure!"
>Your hands shake while you scrabble around for a cloth
>When you bring it to her skin, the paint peels off easily, flaking into a bluish tinge in the water
>Slowly, you work your way down to the small of her back, where you can see her butt has been painted as much as the rest of her
>She moves forward, raising her backside out of the water with a small splash
>Your aunt is blushing hard, but an excited smile is plastered over her face
>"Sorry... if you don't mind..."
>You start to scrub her buttocks, the soft muscle depressing and jiggling slightly beneath your touch
>After you wipe the paint off, it drips down her inner thighs, making her shiver
>When you finish, Coco sighs in pleasure, then turns to face you
>"I can get my front now..."
"N-no! I got it!"
>You gingerly raise the cloth up to her breasts, and she gasps when it touches her nipple
>"Gently, Nonny..."
"Sorry."
>You wipe the paint away as gently as possible
>Her breasts seem to bounce at the slightest touch, and the water turns them into glowing cream orbs once the water's wiped away

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>>30383632
>When her chest is done, you move down to her stomach, and then reach the towel under the water to clean her stomach, and then move slower down towards her legs
>You keep waiting for Coco to tell you to stop, but she doesn't
>She leans her head back and closes her eyes, breathing a sigh of content
>The water is too dark to see what you're touching now, but you can feel her silky skin against your hand as her thighs clamp around it
>"Gentle, down there..."
"I w-will be."
>You know girls have different stuff than boys, but you've never actually seen what it looks like, just illustrations in the anatomy book
>The washcloth presses up against a tiny crease between your aunt's legs, and she bites her lip
>"A-ah..."
"Sorry! Did I hurt you?"
>"No, little buddy. You're doing great. Just, um... please keep going..."
>You continue scrubbing, keeping your hand as gentle as possible
>A shiver runs through your aunt's body, and she lets out a tiny squeak
>"O-okay, Nonny... I think that's enough..."
>You prop the cloth up on the wall of the jacuzzi, and scoot back to your own corner
>However, Coco doesn't let you scoot away alone
>She follows you, and ends up sitting with her side pressed against yours
>Her body is soft and slippery against you, and she rests her head on top of yours
>"Thanks, little buddy..."
>You notice she's breathing pretty heavily
>Then again, so are you
>She glances over, and sees the open binder of her artwork

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>>30383690
>"Ah! Where'd you find that?"
>She sounds more embarrassed than accusatory
"I f-found it in your closet."
>Coco's eyes go wide with fear
>"What were you doing in my closet?"
"Reading your comics..."
>"You..."
>Coco closes her eyes
>"Oh, no. Nonny..."
"What?"
>"Nothing. Which, uh... which ones did you read?"
>You tell her the name of the comic, and she sighs in relief
>"Oh! Well, that's not so bad. What did you think?"
"It's awesome! Hikari reminds me a lot of you."
>"Aww. Really?"
>You nod
"And I found your art, and I kind of just... I couldn't stop looking through it. It's great."
>Coco beams
>"You think that?"
"Yeah! You should draw your own comics!"
>"Oh, well, heh... I've always wanted to, but..."
>She bites her lip
>"I don't think I'm *that* good..."
"No, you are! I bet you could be really famous!"
>That makes her giggle
>"You're too sweet, little buddy."
>She kisses your head, and the fuzzy-feeling hits you with a vengeance
>"Suri always said my art was--"
>She cuts herself off
"I think Suri is a bad person."
>Coco sighs
>"I know. But... I don't think I could get another job, if I left her."

>>30383738
"I think you could."
>"Yeah?"
"These are really, really good drawings. You should start applying. I mean, if that's what you want to do."
>"It's my dream..."
>Coco sighs, nuzzling closer to you
>Her left breast is about three inches from your face now, and you try not to stare at it
>If your aunt notices you staring, though, she clearly isn't bothered
>"Ever since I was a little girl, I wanted to make art. Dresses, drawings, anything. I just love designing stuff that looks awesome. I thought working with Suri would get me let me do that, but..."
>She sighs
>"Still, it's better than nothing. I just wish I could have made something really of my own. But it's probably too late."
"No way."
>You elbow her a little
"That doesn't sound like the kind of thing the Most Awesome Aunt Ever would say."
>Coco blushes, grinning
>"I guess it isn't, huh?"
"Not at all. And it's not what Hikari would do either."
>That gets her to full-on laugh
>"You're right."
>Coco stands up, posing butt-naked in the middle of the jacuzzi
>Water cascades down her body, turning her creamy figure into a glistening sculpture of confidence
>And you finally get a glimpse of your aunt's vagina
>A neatly trimmed patch of blue hair covers it, but you can still make out the tight little lips that glisten between her legs
>You gulp
>Coco turns, resting a hand on her hips
>"How do I look?"
"R-really good..."
>"Ha! You're right!"
>She makes a fist, pumping it in the air
>"I do look good! I'm not going to let Suri make me feel gross anymore! And I'm not going to waste my time on work that she hates!"

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>>30383783
>She sucks in her breath
>"BECAUSE I'M GOING TO QUIT!"
>Coco extends her finger towards the ceiling, posing again
>"First thing tomorrow, I'm going to tell her I'm never coming back! And I'm going to do what I've always wanted! I'm going to draw!"
>Your aunt collapses back into the water, her chest heaving
>"Wow, that feels good..."
>You splash over to her
"Are you sure?"
>"Completely! And you're coming with me!"
"I am?"
>"Yes! You gave me the courage! And you're gonna help me tell her that she can't ruin my life anymore?"
"Oh..."
>Wow, that's terrifying to think about
>But it's also pretty awesome
"I'm in!"

That's it for today. More coming in a day or two, hopefully. Thanks to all of you who are following this.

>>30383345
OH MY

>>30383797
Awesome update as always. Can't wait for the next one.

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>>30375034

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>>30383797
MY DICK

MY HEART

BUT MY DICK

>>30383549
>You can look if you want
hooohoooo. It's sweet she isnt even trying to do the same. What a lady. .. but that would be neat if she did. Give wee Anon some confidence.
I feel like at some point the fact that she had to shave to be painted might come up.
>>30383632
>flaking
... did they use poster paint / oil paint? wouldnt it be either latex or greasepaint? oh what am I doing nitpicking something this hot?
>N-no! I got it!
damn right, little man.
>>30383690
>You keep waiting for Coco to tell you to stop, but she doesn't
Unnnf
>>30383783
oh wow, she actually didn't shave? i guess it's a good thing it was water-soluble paint then and not latex. She Cesar Romero'd that shit.

Alright, I'm just going to dump my updates now, before sleep. I finally found an okay scene-breaker.

>>30383797
I crave more of this, by the way.

>>30383797
oh fuck, I hope real life doesn't start to set in
i mean her job sounds like it's just being belittled for a living, while doing other relatively easy stuff and presumably making a lotta cash. might be... a better idea to start on her comic FIRST and quit her job later...

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>>30380152
>It had taken your sister quite some time to pull her tongue out of your mouth.
>She realized she was pinning you against the wall, and actually apologized.
>You would've thought it was cute if your head hadn't been a wasteland of organized thought at the time.
>"S-so, do you want something? Food? I can make anything."
"Nah, don't bother. I ate in the school cafeteria."
>It's only been a couple of hours, and things are already back to normal, relatively speaking.
>Not that you can't still sense some lingering tension.
>She sits beside you on the couch, ignoring the daytime garbage on the television in front of you.
>Neither of say anything, and things quickly get awkward again.
"Are your classes going okay? And... work?"
>She fidgets, uncomfortable for some reason. "You don't have to worry, really..."
>This was a very typical answer for your sister, engineered to cause the least amount of trouble possible.
>You're not satisfied, though.
"Come on... working alongside school can't be easy. If I can help with anything, I'll do it."
>"That's sweet of you, Anon. But both my classes and my work are very flexible."
>Damn. The last thing you want is to be useless, most of all to her.
>"There might be one thing, though..."
>That catches your attention.
>"It's a new look. Not something I'd usually consider doing, but... I might... if you like it."
>Your blood circulation kicks up a gear.
"O-okay! Sounds... easy."
>She affectionately flicks your nose.
>"Alright, but no camera this time. There's only two judges I want to impress."
"There's... two?"
>"Yeah..." She scoots up against your shoulder, pointing a finger at your left eye.
>"...this one..." She points her finger at your other eye, flashing you a suggestive smile.
>"...and this one."
>Floored, you watch your sister stand up and walk towards the bathroom.
>"Wait here, then. I'll be right back."

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>>30384312
>You can't even tell how long you've waited by the time she finally walks back out.
>One eternity? Two?
>However long it was, it became worth it the moment she stepped out.
>The first thing you notice is her hair, separated in long twintails, hanging over her front.
>She's wearing a green, two-piece bikini, but these are quite a bit more revealing than the previous ones.
>The upper piece is basically just two triangles connected by a thin string tied up in a knot.
>Her breasts typically don't look all that prominent in her normal attire, but now, they stick out like balloons.
>The apparent difference is unbelievable.
"It's... uhh..."
>She holds a finger to your lips, shushing you.
>"You don't have to say it yet... if you don't mind..."
>She leads you into her room and sits on the bed, looking at you with half-lidded eyes.
>Oh god, the makeup. Your nerves are back.
>"Front or back?"
>Right, her hair.
"B-back... I guess."
>She flips her twintails behind her shoulders, giving you an unobstructed view of her front.
>Stretching her hands, your sister lays down on her back, making a show out of rolling into several poses.
>The transitions are seamless, and she looks perfectly comfortable.
"You've, uhh... gotten better at this."
>She pauses and sits up, waving you over, slight blush first now appearing.
>"Want to know why..? I'll tell you."
>You sit down and she immediately throws an arm around you, hugging your side.
>"In the studio, when they're taking pictures of me..."
>She leans further and lowers her voice, whispering into your ear.
>"...I always imagine it's you behind the camera. It makes things easier."
>Ignoring your speechlessness, she falls on her back, pulling you with her.
"Really..?"
>Your sister sits back up without answering.
>"You know... those strangers in the studio have seen as much of me as you have, and I don't think that's fair."
>She points at the knot tying her top together.
>"I-if you want to pull this string... I won't stop you."

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>>30384318
>You sit up, not believing your ears.
"A-a-are you sure?"
>"Yes... go ahead."
>Your hand twitches.
>Reaching for your target, you grab the silky string, slowly pulling.
>The knot undoes itself and you let go, allowing the strings to fall down.
>She's holding the loose top against her chest, but her bare back alone is diverting major bloodflows towards a specific area.
>Your sister looks at you over her shoulder, blushing smile adorning her face.
>"I was never going to model like this..." She throws the top on the floor and turns around.
>"...but I guess I can make an exception... for my boyfriend."
>Your eyes are wildly alternating between her chest and her face.
"Is that... m-me..?"
>She giggles before throwing herself on you, pinning your back on the bed.
>"You silly... you're so adorable, I-I could just..."
>Your mouth opens on instinct, allowing her to finish her sentence through action.
>You spend some moments in a deep kiss, noticing your sister slowly but surely getting more aggressive in her tongue movements.
>Your freeze up as her thigh brushes against your crotch, the unexpected contact causing you to gasp into her mouth.
>Your sister pulls back, strands of saliva breaking in the process.
>She's breathing really heavily just above your nose, her face noticably brighter in color, but no less eager.
>"Don't you think... it's hot... in here?"
>It's not. The room is fairly cool, actually.
"Y-yeah... I guess so..."
>You take off your shirt, as she looks about ready to do it for you.
>Now panting audibly with an unrestrained grin on her face, she reaches a hand down and tugs at your pants.
>This is getting really out of character for her.
>You awkwardly shuffle your pants down and kick them off the bed as your sister leans toward you so far that your lips touch.
>Kissing you again, she grabs your hand and lays it on her hip, right on the knot tying together her bottom piece.
>She breaks away, her breathing now even heavier.
>"P-pull it."

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>>30384321
>You are awkwardly holding the string, laying on your back with your sister straddling over you.
>"You have no idea how many guys I've turned down, because I was waiting for this..."
>She picks the rubber bands out of her hair without breaking eye contact, allowing her pink locks to fall into your face.
"Err... ahh-I, uhh..."
>She lays a hand on your cheek and strokes your erection through your shorts with the other, shutting you up immediately.
>Your heart was nearing its limit, but seeing that loving smile back on her face calms it down somewhat.
>"I love you, Anon. If you let me, I'll show you how much..."
>You take a deep breath and pull on the string, allowing it to be expelled to the floor by your sister.
"O-okay..."
>Your pathetic attempt at a response doesn't seem to faze her as she drops to your side.
>Laying down on your shoulder and pressing her chest against your side, she pulls on your last article of clothing.
>You swiftly respond by kicking your shorts off the bed, airing out your desperately attention-craving member.
"A-are you s-sure about-"
>Your sister reaches down and grabs your erection, causing you to gasp at the initially cold contact.
>Using her soft hand to gently pull your skin up and down, she leans her head towards you.
>"Let me worry about the details." She pushes your arm in between her breasts, releasing a breath directly into your ear.
>"You just... relax."
>You breathe deeply, genuinely trying to calm yourself, but her hand movements are only piling on the pressure.
>It's piling on surprisingly quickly, despite your sister's slow pace.
>Whether it's because of the artful way she's massaging your erection or just the novelty of an unfamiliar hand, you're definitely not going to last much longer.
"Fff-Flutt-"
>She ignores your warning and ups the pace, tightening her hold on your arm while again leaning towards your ear.
>"Shh... just relax..."

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>>30384328
>Bursting like a dam while gripping the covers below, you shoot several strands straight on your stomach.
>You quickly come down from the high, head swirling with electric tingles.
>Regaining your focus after a couple of seconds, the first thing you see is your sister sitting over you, doing... something.
>Is she... licking the back of her hand?
>"Heh, I made a bit of a mess here..."
>Oh. OH.
>Face heating up, you're about to sit up, only for her to stop you.
>"Don't be ashamed, Anon... just stay there and let me take care of this."
>You silently comply, not really sure what she meant.
>Your body jolts upon feeling a wet streak drag along your stomach.
>Not believing your senses, you stare blankly at the ceiling as her tongue takes several more strokes against your skin.
>Her mission accomplished, she lays her head on your shoulder.
>"So... how do you feel?"
"My head's a bit, uhh... f-fuzzy..."
>She starts tracing patterns with her finger on your chest, looking as if she's expecting you to elaborate.
"N-not in a bad way... I mean... I just, sort of got this, uhh... t-thing... that..."
>You swallow, not knowing yourself where you're going with this.
"Good. I feel good."
>Your sister giggles under her breath, delivering a quick kiss to your cheek.
>She turns her head up, joining you in the staring contest with the ceiling. "That's all I wanted to hear."
>A minute passes, and a trickle of confidence builds as you steal a glance at her distracted face.
>You can't just stay passive forever, can you..?
>Making sure she's not looking, you smack an awkward kiss on her cheek.
"Thanks... I love you."
>You swear you heard a quick inhalation, also noticing her knees moving up towards her chest.
>Worries that you'd fucked up somehow are quickly dispelled by your sister's completely flushed expression.
>"C-can I ask you something... p-personal..?"
>You nod, noticing the edges of her mouth turning up.
>"H-how long until, umm... it... is ready again..?"

OH FUCK, ISSUES TOO.

That's that, for now. More to come later, the next batch hopefully won't take this long.

>>30384318
I forget this Flutty is a master manipulator. She is the metaphorical hand on the dick.

>>30384331
A GODDAMN DAY, Flutters! I tried to warn you!
refractory period is nature's take-it-slow-dammit

Hot damn, all this Coco and Fluttershy, what a treat. Can't wait to see more of both.

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>>30384331
HOT.

>>30384412
What. He's not a fucking horse, give him ten or fifteen minutes and he can shoot it directly to her womb.

>>30384487
wait, do horsen have similar refractory periods to us? all I know about ungulates is they can go on and on for long periods, while your carnivores tend to go in short bursts but repeatedly throughout the day.
but man it's always been 24 hours for me. sometimes I can squeeze in two in a day, usually for a few days in a row like fuck i must have gotten some sick zinc or something, but...

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>>30384512
Dude... are you fucking with me right now?

>>30384512
>24 hours
The normal refractory period is about 15 minutes man. Though I looked it up and saw that for 70 year olds is about 20 hours

>>30384512
Go see a doctor, my friend. Legit advice here, that ain't normal.

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>>30383797
>tfw no absolute sweetheart of an aunt who would let you bath with her when you were 10

>>30384612
and apparently thoroughly clean every part of her body

>>30384575
>>30384544
what? once a day is the norm. everybody knows that. three in a day is considered super rare and special.

>>30384644
b8

>>30384644
Once a day is the norm only because that's usually all people feel like, not because they're physical incapable.

I once went 9 times in one day, was chaffing like a mother fucker but god damn I couldn't keep that dick down.

>>30384633
>>30384644
>>30384655
check'd

>>30384657
but .. not feeling like it is basically all there is to the refractory period. you're not in the mood. the few times I can do it again within a few hours (or sometimes just a half hour) it's been when the previous one wasnt very satisfying. didnt scratch the itch.. and doing it more than 6 times in 2-3 days results in some pretty significant pain similar to mild priapism. i'm pretty sure erectile tissue can only handle so much, at least mine. might have to do with my above average size? but most guys i know are in the same range, despite the average supposedly being 6 in-
I have gotten offtopic again. sorry

>>30384644
>>30384675
What >>30384657 said.
Refractory is the period when your nerves are shot and oversensitive from an orgasm, not when you're just disinterested.
Shit, if I'm able to stay interested, I can go 9 or more times in a day, no biggie.
If you're in physical pain from two orgasms a day for three days, something's wrong. See a doctor.

>Russian cousin Trixie will never ride your cock long after you've stopped begging her to let your flesh recover

>>30384701
>Shit, if I'm able to stay interested, I can go 9 or more times in a day, no biggie.
When I was a teen and back when I did stupid shit because of boredom (I remember one time me and a friend tried to see how many days we could stay awake for; he won at 104 hours and I fell asleep at around 70), I would try to marathon masturbation. I'd jerk off once an hour until the point where it was too sore to continue... using lotion, of course, so that I didn't tear up my dick. God I miss being young.

>>30383797
So are they gonna make cleaning her naked body a regular occurrence?

>>30384724
Only if he uses his tongue.

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>>30384612
This thread stirs up all sorts of emotions I didn't expect.

>>30384711
I will never understand people who actually move their hand OVER their skin. that just tickles terribly. Grabbing the skin itself and moving IT over the dick is what feels good. then again when I first started at 11 i just bent the sucker backwards like it was a fucking glow stick, and that actually worked.

>"Come, Ahnon. Cum inside Trixie. We make glorious babies for motherland."
"B-But Trixie, we're cousins! We can't do that!"
>"Why not?"
"Our children could turn out to have like, 12 toes or 15 fingers!"
>Her eyes light up
>"Yebena mat'! Is good!"
"How is that good?!"
>"More fingers to pull trigger with!"

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>>30383797
So at this point it's basically inevitable that we're gonna get sum dat sweet /ss/ action, right?

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>>30384777
What?

>>30384781
snert

alternate:
"We can't do that!"
>"Why not?"
"Our kids will all be American citizens by default."
>"Bozhe moi, even better!"

>>30384791
I was a fucking idiot back then. The first time it started throbbing, very similar to an uncoming charley horse, I thought I'd broken it. Also the first time I did it with the lights on I was shocked it was white, assumed it'd be clear since (at that time and for the next two years) it evaporated into nothing with no residue.

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>>30383797

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>>30384797
WHAT ARE YOU?

>>30384869
oh come on like you were never 11. i aint apologizing for that.
now, as for some of the grosser shit I did from 13-15 or so, yeah that's not my proudest era.

>>30384879
I'm talking about your bizarre disappearing cum nigga

>>30384792
"Fine, fine! If you want to fuck so badly, at least let me wear a condom."
>"Nyet, Ahnon. Is bomb."
"Trixie, the condom isn't a bomb. Not everything is a bomb!"
>"Nyet."
>She grabs your condoms and tosses them out the window
>In a deafening boom that shatters your windowpane, your car explodes in a fiery inferno
"MY CAR!"
>"Ahnon, fuck Trixie."
"I WASN'T EVEN DONE MAKING PAYMENTS ON IT!"
>"Is not important. We fuck upon flaming scrap heap, then go down to car dealer. Trixie grab manager by balls and get you new car."
>Your lip quivers
"...c-can it be a sports car?"
>She rolls her eyes
>"Little baby sissy car. As long as of Russian make, is fine. Now, fuck Trixie."
"And if you get pregnant?"
>"We strap baby seat to hood of new baby car. Build character. Now are you of fucking Trixie or does Trixie needing to be of fucking you?"
>A bead of sweat trickles down your neck
>You really wish you had accepted cousin Fleur's offer of getting you a rape whistle

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>>30384919
>being raped by your three nieces
I can dig it.

>>30384919
"Dammit, I KNEW Scootaloo had gotten in with a weird crowd. 'Oh, come check out our clubhouse, uncle Anon!' I don't know where she got these chains, but I'm going to have a talk with my sister as soon as I get out."

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>>30384914
best

>>30384919
>Anon Pear got more than he bargained for when going to the first big Apple family reunion.
>Meets a cousin about his age.
>She wants to show her tree house and introduce her two best friends to you.

>>30384911
Yours probably did that too at first, you just didnt notice. I was a lazy sumbitch so i just came on myself and left it there seeing as it disappeared.

>>30384914
>"And if you get pregnant?"
>>"We strap baby seat to hood of new baby car. Build character.
My sides

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>>30384914
>As long as of Russian make
PUT IT IN "H"!

>>30384988
Could be worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y16ObVRvgOE

Had an idea, thought you guys might like it
>little cousins apple bloom and babs argue about who's going to "marry" you
>adults don't take it seriously and think it's adorable
>family reunion x years later
>haven't seen them in years because reasons
>your little cousins aren't so little anymore
>and they're hot
>dammit boner, not now
>oh shit, they actually were serious about the marrying thing
>and they're gonna make you choose between them
>trying to persuade and "persuade" you into chosing them
>it's gonna be a hard choice in more ways than one

>>30384935
>>30384925
>The others aren't your nieces, of course, but Scootaloo insists they're as good as sisters and they have bumped clams anyway so legally they count.
>She just wants you to know they're all equal and they all think fucking your uncle is pretty hot so you'd better go along with it and play up the incest angle

>>30384999
>Babs and Abs compete for seducing you
>Bloomy wins soundly with her superior personality
>But you get fucked hard by Babbers several times in the process.

>>30385002
>and they have bumped clams anyway
Absolutely disgusting.

>>30384999
Both.
Legally marry the one with better legal benefits to help the family you're gonna make, and unofficially marry the other one.

>>30385011
Just once, to seal the deal. It's like that 'blood brothers' thing but less gross. they kiss the meows and then they are sisters.

>>30385024
>less gross

>>30385013
I like the way you think

>>30385011
>>30385031
I bet you wouldn't even encourage sapphicism among your daughters so they'd have an outlet when you weren't around, or when you had too many to fuck them all every day.

>>30385042
You're right, I wouldn't.

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>>30378032
>You see your auntie and mother fucking
>It looked sweet, but you can't get over how immoral it is
>You try to pretend you didn't see anything, but eventually it overwhelms you and you start yelling about how unnatural, illegal, and thoroughly unchristian is is
>That night you wake up with something weighing down on your chest and stomach
>It's your aunt sitting on your chest, and looking at you over her shoulder is your mother
>They INSIST on showing you that it's not as "wrong" as you think

>>30384914
"Trixie, I thought you said we were getting a sports car."
>"What is wrong with new car?"
"That's just it. It's not a car."
>"How is it not car?"
"Trixie, it's a bear."
>"Da. Bear is good car."
"A bear is not a car, Trixie."
>"Ahnon, you are of lackings the imaginations. Look, bear even come with 8track!"
"That's not even- oh shit."
>"Is not shit, Ahnon. Or did bear take shit?"
"The bear is running off!"
>"Grebanoye der'mo! Trixie left bear in gear!"
"Trixie, this is serious! We need to call the zoo! Or the cops! Or the air force!"
>"Ahnon, you are being too dramatic!"
"Our twelve-toed baby is strapped to the back of an angry bear and rampaging through downtown Canterlot! So tell me how I'm being dramatic?!"
>"Yes, he is sowing much destruction for motherland. He grow up so fast, Trixie is proud."
>She smiles and wipes a tear from her eye as you just stand there silently, stunned
>"Trixie know you are proud too. You cry on inside." she pats you on the shoulder
>You are, you really are
>You're screaming internally and you can't wake up

>>30385106
>>"Trixie know you are proud too. You cry on inside." she pats you on the shoulder
hhehhehehe

>>30385106
>twelve-toed baby
I thought there were no effects in the first generation.

>>30384999
>babs has some thiccness to her
>bloom is petite but /fit/ from her farm work/crusader duties

>>30385133
Any generation has a chance of getting fucked up if there's recessive genes present, only the chance gets higher the more you inbreed.

Basically, imagine it kinda like stat stacking, only with potato genetics instead of DMG up

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>>30380726
>Not using the audio in some of her mixes at her paid gigs

For me, Vinyl has to be mute.
Whenever I imagine her with a voice, I only hear Nowacking's God-awful man-voice.

>>30383797
I'm not sure if I'm palpitating because of feels or because of the overwhelming blood flow to my dick...

>>30385031
just think of it like a handshake.

>>30385106
>"Be-ar. Is one better than C-ar. Trixie knows American alphabet! Studied entire thing A to Z."
"That's not how it-"
>"You would rather De-ar? Tree branches for handlebars? Is better gas mileage, I will get for you when reach midlife crisis, da. But for now, Be-ar is family vehicle of choice"

>>30385167
>tfw you will never learn sign language so you can better communicate with your mute sister without having to rely on writing
>tfw you will never accidentally sign something sexual to her because it's fairly close to a mundane gesture
>tfw you will never walk into your room later that night and find Vinyl sitting naked on your bed with a strap on, gesturing "so are we doing this or what?" after you just freeze up and stare at her

>>30385133
>"Ahnon, the Lulamoon and Incognito families have been inbreeding for generations. Our parents and our parent's parents were of romancings and rapings each other for many years. Now is our turn."
>How the hell did you never notice that about your family tree?!

>>30385106
this might be quite 90s of me, but I was expecting a "the club" joke, and then she clubs it into unconciousness
>>30385165
that said, duplication of parts like that is more a developmental thing. Like having extra nipples. You don't have ten-finger genes, you have digit genes and then epigenetic factors in the womb that get the parts arranged right

>>30385202
>Your signs were fine, she just knows this is a good excuse

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>>30385215
It can get pretty bad if left unchecked

>>30385343
I mean, I assert those examples are cherrypicked. You just look around you, you see uggos everywhere. Like have you ever ridden a bus?
You're not that much closer to your family than anyone else who's from the same part of the world, really.
Then again those everyday uggs could all be inbred for all we know, so you might be right. obviously we'll never have solid info. Just, from a basic standpoint, even recessive genes will never become guaranteed in offspring, just slightly more likely. The really bad ones usually die in the womb anyway

>>30385462
>The really bad ones usually die in the womb anyway
You say that like it's a fucking good thing, good lord, Anon.

>>30385465
it's a workable system, is my point. It's not ideal, but it never is. You want supermen, you map everyone's genes and get a computer to match up the people with complementary genes like mad crazy, most likely combining the most distantly-spread races together

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>>30385167
Then imagine her with Chloe Price's voice
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ddYnnl0Akls&t=0h0m51s

>>30385465
That's a moral can of worms. I mean, is it really better to be born into this world an eldritch horror that can't breathe or poop on its own or is it better to be silently smothered in the womb?

Even I think natural selection can be a mercy.

>>30385462
>Cherrypicking
But there are thousands of examples and scientific studies that clearly show that inbreeding is not a good thing.
Honestly I find it really bizarre you seem to so viciously defend it across several threads, not claiming anything but why are you so defensive about this subject?

>>30385517
>viciously
>defensive
shit dude, you might be projecting a bit. I just think it's important to zero in exactly on what's wrong with something. Even a single hair off on morality can tear the whole thing down when it's inevitably undermined.
There's enough fucked up shit in our society right now that's had its justification shifted to something that was then easier to disprove. Meanwhile whenever someone brings it up as some kind of response to a goddamn greentext, it's like.. first of all, shut up. secondly, you're not as right as you ought to be

>Come into thread because incest is hot
>Run into a discussion about the morals of fucking your real-life family
Fuck's sake. What's next, is somebody going to bring up how bestiality is depraved and everyone who watches the show is going to hell?

>>30385620
agreed.
greentext where you and applejack bond over your love of fucking the livestock

>>30385648
>Your daughter will never slurp your cum out of Winona.

>>30385709
hot.

>>30385709
>you will never cum so hard in Tank that he shoots off your dick, spinning and spraying cum in every direction while you laugh at inadvertently creating Equestria's first Blastoise

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>>30385648
>>30385709
and they say depravity isnt a slippery slope

fools the lot of them

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>>30385589
>shit dude, you might be projecting a bit
Nah, I just like using harsh language a lot, I mean I'm kinda being viciously defensive (in my own word) against inbreeding too.
Oh well, incest is in illegal, none of us have fucked out families, and this is all just fantasy because we're fetishy fucks so who cares I guess. Less debating, more Sugarcoat and Anon inbreeding their bloodline into a race of eyeless 4th dimensional beings.