Royal Guard Mare Thread #33

>>30370097
man, that's a lotta pastebin links

>>30370106
We get a lot of writefags...shitposters too, but a lot of writefags. And a dedicated drawfag too boot. In other news, taking bets on when the reeee bats happens.

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Batponies with fangs are noncanon.
Batponies screeching are noncanon.
Batponies and their obsession with "le random mangoes xDD" are noncanon.
Batponies exist, but not to the extent that the fans have taken them to special snowflake levels.
I don't like batponies.

>>30370126
You know, you take out all the fun in betting when you are so damn consistent.

>>30370106
It may be getting a little cluttered, but At least you can find the worthwhile green without digging for it.

More god tier art, please.
Preferably of guards in their armor.

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>>30370126
nobody cares faggot

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>Even NMM believes in sexual equality in the guard.
What's Celestia's excuse?

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>>30371406
She likes ogling her guards.

>>30371406
Huh, just noticed that Rainbow has feline pupils while wearing her helmet in that picture.

>>30370097
Another thread that isn't LBGTQIA+ friendly. When will you learn?

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>>30371275
>>30371548
Enchanted armor. BATS B T F O

>>30371406
They look cute in that armor.

>>30355520
>As you begin to nod off, she tosses, turns, and ends up a few inches closer to you under the sheets.
>You try not to think too much of it.
>This is supposed to be platonic, after all.
>At least, you're pretty sure.
>The last thing you remember is scratching her behind the ear.

>Later in the night, you awake.
>Judging by the light, it's midnight or near it.
>It was dark out when you went to sleep, but it was an early winter evening.
>Moondancer is pressed up to you like a favorite stuffed animal.
>Her freshly-washed coat and mane are nearly silky.
>She stirs as you do.
>After a few minutes, you're both looking each other in the eyes.
>You think.
>It's dark.
>But as the time goes on, you become more certain you're conscious, more certain she is.

"...you awake?"
>"I'm glad you're here."
"Oh... Good."
>You're not sure what exactly you expected her to say, but that wasn't it.
>Something's... off.
>Hopefully... not what you think.
>But definitely... some...

>...

>Boy, she looks nice without the glasses.
>Her eyes are usually pretty magnified in the lenses.
>Never to ill effect, you mind.
>They've always been cute.
>But without them, they're... small.
>Not abnormal, but no longer the dominant features of her face.
>They're narrow, keen...
>...
>...interested.

>>30371406
>Not sexist.
>But only employs pegasi as guards.

>>30371818
>She blinks... slowly.
>You try to relax... and manage it just as she leans in, only slightly.
>You lean in to meet her.

>Thankfully, with Careful--no, don't think of her now, don't... fuck--
>...
>Thankfully, with... your... time... in Equestria... you've learned a thing or two about... well... making out with horses.
>You avoid thinking too hard about what it means that that knowledge now meaningfully applies to your life, but there it is.
>Their lip and jaw structure is different, but their mouths are about the same size, so if you do this and that with your mouth... your teeth... your tongue... it's fun.
>You're allowed some error anyway.
>Poners like kissing.
>You accidentally catch the edge of her lip with an incisor at some point.
>She giggles, and, the next time you trace her lower lip with your tongue, she gently nips it.
>That drives you crazy.
>You push your thoughts of Care--
>Of... your worries... out of your head...
>...and go back on the aggressive.
>The kind when you can barely stand to pull apart, where all you can hear is your heartbeat, those wet, slick sounds, and the sounds of you both breathing, hard, through your noses, lest you suffocate during the interaction...
>You keep at it long enough that a cloud shifts and a sliver of moonlight shows in through the window.
>You don't want to stop. You--

>>30371823
Anon, no, STOP!

wutareyoudoing? ya dun fucked yourself.

>>30371854
what? just extra horse lovin', is all
purely platonic

>>30371854
Chill anon, they're just friends being friendly.

>>30371823
No! Do not cheat on Careful! Not with nerd, not with Safety, do not!

I was already pretty bummed today but this update fucked me up
I hope it's just a dream and we didn't just magically get the bad ending

>>30371613
You'll also notice she doesn't have tufted ears like the others.

>>30370097
>Batcancer

>>30371821
...that's just being racist retard, not sexist.
>>30371602
Cant tell if your joking or not.

>>30371613
What is night vision goggles for 500 Jerry? Common guard equipment for night work would get at least that much or he equivalent for headgear. Dash being super famous especially so.

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>>30372889
No

>>30372102
>>30372068
>>30371893
>>30371854
You guys do remember the entire reason Careful brought Anon to meet Moondancer, right?
>>30371823
Bout damn time, but little bookhorse does need sleep.

>>30372181
Okay are you all retarded, this is the entire point of coming here, Safe is next, then with the three of them combined, the can cuddle Careful into submission from the worst PTSD episodes.
>>30373152
This

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>>30370126
alright, what's your point?

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>>30371823
DO NOT

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>>30373421
>>30372181
>>30372102
>>30371854
>Forgetting Anon and Careful's conversation about this very subject.

>>30373487
>>"You gotta give Moondancer snuggles, Anon!"
>>Well, you hadn't expected that.
>>Your turn to be embarrassed now.
>"I, well. You know, I'm a one-mare kind of dude, Careful, and, uh... if you really want-"
>>Careful shakes her head.
>>"No, no, no! Snuggles are for friends too, Anon. They're great, and they make loneliness go away, and you -- you're an OPTIMAL snuggler. Like, your body's made to snuggle. With your strong arms, you know, and, like, you've got that fuzz on all the relevant points of contact, and-"
>"Come on. I'd keep my shirt on."
>>"... right, yeah, forget that last thing. What I'm saying is I think Moondancer would like it, and, you know, she should know we like her, and we're there for her and stuff. Right?"
HE IS CHEATING AAAAAAHHHHHH

>>30373525
There is clearly a hard difference between smuggling and aggressively tongue fucking her mouth hole
we're fucked

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>>30371823
>instead of telling that disgusting pigeon horse safety to fuck off and comforting our sick horse girl friend that we've already confessed our sweaty love to, we snake our tongue down another mares throat

>>30370097
>Mare
y tho

>>30373586
because you already see male guards in the show

>>30373586
>>>/hhh/

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>>30373560
>>30373525
Okay my bad, turns out i was the one misremembering things.
Still, i think this is more an issue of cultural differences than intentional cheating.
He wasnt going to snuggle with moonie at all until he remembered it's normal in poni land, whilst with humans it's something you're only supposed to do with people you're intimate with.
All depends on moonie's reaction afterwards to be honest, could be that makeout sessions are considered acceptable it's an extremely stressful time, i doubt it though.
>"Come on. I'd keep my shirt on."
>"strip down to your lowest decent layer of clothing: the removable, patterned flannel lining of your winter trousers."
>He took his shirt off.
Shit.

>>30373702
>>30373577
...so, di we forget her line of thought with trying to get Anon into a herd with her before this >>30373525
or what? Because all Anon is doing is getting what Careful wanted so they can pile on her more effectively when they move in together. Kind of awkward to do that when you're all not really comfortable together, and or fucking. Its not cheating, IT IS WHY SHE SENT HIM THERE!

>>30373773
did*

>>30373773
Well i needed an excuse to re-read the whole thing anyway.

>>30373586
Because everyone hates you.
>>30373793
You know what, that's perfect, go read that lewd mare in all her glory. Have fun then.

>>30373773
>ctrl+f herd
>0 results
show me where

>>30373586
Because everyone here is homophobic as hell. So no fun allowed with stallion guards even if it's just bromance.

I recently started watching MLP again, first time in about 18 months. Watched the episode featuring Celestia and Luna. That gave me a whole new perspective for their characters.

An a notice, I might write more soon.

>>30373873
>Homophpbic
>Still lying when the archives have you shits going around trying to force your shit in the thread
Get the fuck already, no amount of affirmative action is going to change that. You faggots ruined any chance of Anon getting male friends in guard stories with you're incessant craving for dick, go to HHH and leave the thread alone.

>>30373806
Hang on then
>>30373911
Hype

>>30373963
fuck out*, not sure why it didn't show up. Oh well.

>>30373773
snuggling together in a big pile shouldn't take mouth wrestling to convince the mare or make her few more comfortable, this is something else
there's a more rational ways of doing this and anon just thought with his dick instead when she showed the slightest of advances

>>30374038
Unless Careful is just doing baby steps to get Anon to adopt her degenerate ways.

>>30373971
>>30374038
Here ya go, it was around the cookie scene.
2987.
>She clears her throat and nods toward Moondancer.

2988.
>Her meaning's clear enough: "I've been robbed of my voice by cookie overload, but Moondancer needs someone to talk to, and you're the one she crushes on, so, you know, you should probably get on that."

2989.
>Yep, that's exactly what she would say.

2990.
>Psychic link. No other explanation is possible.

2991.
>As Moondancer magics the sealed, remaining cookies over to Careful, you ask her.

2992.
"Now that you mention it... how's business?"
And here is the biggest point for people that only started reading recently.
3074.
>You smooch her and scuttle out from under her, getting in a proper position to doze off.

3075.
>Before you can, though...

3076.
>Careful shifts, getting up and sitting with her back to the headboard.

3077.
>"So... that Moondancer's pretty cute. Right?"

3078.


3079.
"Huh?"

3080.
>Is she serious?

3081.
>She's not jealous, surely.

3082.
>You roll over and look at her.

3083.
>She leans in and presses her nose to yours.

3084.
>"Whaddaya think?"

3085.
"Well..."

3086.
>It's only Careful, Anon.

3087.
>The truth will set you free.

3088.
"Yeah, she's pretty adorable."

3089.
>She leans back and sighs with relief.

3090.
>"Oh, good. It's not just me."

3091.

Now...do I get my "we were stupid, lets go lewd mares" cheer or what?

>>30374086
>>30374045
Careful confirmed degenerate

>>30374144
It's not degenerate for ponies. You could say that Anon is the degenerate here and that she's trying to rescue him from his backwards human ways.

>>30374165
Technically true, glorious even. She's such a sweetheart helping him like that, she is going to get a medal for going beyond the call of duty.

>>30373963
>trying to force your shit in the thread
Right, because trying to have peaceful conversations with others about something YOU don't like instantly means that it's nothing but a faggot trying to force shit? Why aren't you screaming like you do at the ones who posts batponies outside their general as well then? Oh right, because that is something -you- like, so that makes it okay.

>You faggots ruined any chance of Anon getting male friends in guard stories with you're incessant craving for dick
And there is your same old shit again: "everyone who so much as whispers about males in any way MUST want dicks and nothing else!"

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>>30374180
Do you just copy and paste your response, because you tried that dumb excuse at least 50 times in the last year? And its the exact one too, you know that doesn't work and will never work, right? Doesn't matter anyways, here is your last you.

>>30374180
Not him, but you faggots dug your own grave trying too hard to force your gay shit. I don't see why you don't just greentext gay guards in /hhh/, they'd welcome the content.

What's the motto on the thread OP? Something along the lines of your 'one stop shop for all things horsecock'?

>>30374207
I believe the excuse last time was jumping back and forth between, its too gay, they are too lazy, and...fuck, I cant remember the last one. But it was equally stupid.

Working on some stuff now, should be out by tonight.

What kind of lovin' do guardsmares need, /rgmg/?

1. Caring empathic love to comfort their PTSD?
2. Roller coaster partying love to spice up their otherwise boring lives?
3. Paternal, silent but faithful love to serve as a bastion and so that they don't feel like any less of a soldier?
4. Rough, savage love that challenges them to be all they can be?
5. Other?

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>>30374180
Back to stirring up shit here already? You stupid faggots can't keep a thread going to save your lives, so you're still trying to force your garbage here. It won't happen, get it through your thick head already and fuck off once and for all.

>>30374954
all of the above and more.

>>30375130
Huh, when did that happen? I don't remember seeing that, at least they didn't steal all our pastebins.

>>30374954
this>>30375216

>>30375130
>>30375299
To be entirely fair, that thread was made shortly before the spam wave, a bunch of interesting threads were pushed off during that.
It was pretty dead though despite that.

Still think a general guard thread would be more appropriate than specifically excluding dudes, but i wasnt around for the gay drama so i defer to everyone elses judgement.
I just like guard ponies.

>>30375130
>>30375323
That thread died because everyone agreed that it would have been better if the "only stallions" rule was not there; people should be able to talk about whatever guard stuff they want - be it about males or females of any sexuality - so long as it's not disturbing sexual fetishes like scat or diapers. That is why people agreed to let it die so he can create a proper Royal Guard thread later.

>>30375397
Which was then spammed and shitposted to ash by a couple REEEEEGAYS faggots. And that was the end of that.

Was kinda odd to watch.

>>30375397
Or, or, you can fuck like you're supposed to and go to HHH. The time for pleasant conversations ended a long time ago, and it settled with faggot content staying where it belongs. Show me a link to your shitpost thread and let me read it.
>>30375323
The spam wave was probably them, they hoped this thread would die during it. Sucks to be that stupid.

>>30375558
Just because you retards spam your own threads means jack shit, we know you faggots use proxies to post, seeing as you cockstains are mad the spam killing didn't work in your favor, coming here does nothing. Try again and don't com back. And when that inevitably fails again, GO, TO , HHH.

>>30375323
Now little newfag, pay attention
>Still think a general guard thread would be more appropriate than specifically excluding dudes
Read the OP again, it say NO HOMOS, not, no dudes. The reason we don't have dudes here is because>>30375558
>>30375397
would start yelling in joy and try to spam gay prompts, then derail the thread when told to leave, again. If the bait isn't there, they cant drag the rod in. Get it?

>>30375572
Like this gentleman. I said what happened to the other thread and he starts chimping out.

Imagine three or four in a thread that doesn't have writefags yet.

>>30375558
Except it wasn't? There was only one shitpost there, which was no doubt made by this >>30375572 retard who thinks he's the cop of /mlp/. Other than that, things were quite nice and peaceful. Even got some feels from that thread.

>>30375591
>Read the OP again, it say NO HOMOS
That sure as hell doesn't seem to stop you from shitposting in other generals that don't even have that rule.
>Now listen here faggot. It's bait and a shitpost if it's something -I- don't approve of!

>>30375620
Because the entire premise you want is what is already supplied in HHH, you want OUR writefags, which wont happen. Bare minimum you might get that SirDubs dude, and Yoohoo. No one else. It was going to die regardless of if you falseflagged use shitposting there or not.
>>30375628
I've been asleep all afternoon till now, and out when you faggots set it up. Its you're own faggots trying to make you fucks look sympathetic, give up and go home already.

>>30375628
>>30375620
Imply all you want, that still doesn't change the fact you are still here, shitposting for your content.

>>30375640
>Because the entire premise you want is what is already supplied in HHH,
Except it isn't. They mostly focus on plain stallions, not guards. You may as well say that the entire premise that those who likes batponies wants is in the Batpony general, but you don't say that because batponies is something YOU like.
>you want OUR writefags, which wont happen.
>-I- decide what writers can and can't write about!
Shows how self-centered you are. If the writers want to write about something different, then they are allowed to.

>>30375640
>you want
Hah, no.

>It was going to die regardless of if you falseflagged
>I want more of a thread, but with slightly different content. So I'll go into the new thread made for exactly that, turn it into a shitshow, and kill the thread.
A-anon, hold on a second. There might be a problem with that logic...

>>30375628
Ah. I was thinking of when the last time All Guard General tried to start up. That was a while ago. My bad.

More of this shitposting ugh.
Oi sirdubs, write your shit anyway.
Oi everyone else, he said there's be no gay Anon. Calm your tits.

>>30376050
>he said there's be no gay Anon
>there is be no
Are you illiterate?

>>30376193
Phone's touch screen fucks up when I use it in the shower.
Take out the "be"

>>30376295
>Phone's touch screen fucks up when I use it in the shower.
>when I use it in the shower
What the fuck? Are you seriously so autistic that you literally have to be here every single waking moment of your life?

>>30374954
Thus far 1 and 3 (and maybe a little bit of 4, in Brave and Vannie's case) seem to be the most common in these stories

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dont have enough privacy to draw pone so have a human brave
tfw stuck using a cheap drawing pad for the weekend

>>30377772
ah fuck that's cute dude, and it looks great regardless of what you were using to draw it

>>30376449
Are you not?

>>30355195
>It is a short trip back to the abandoned dress store, and all the while the air echoes with the distant crack of gunfire.
>You didn’t encounter any more Blinders, either.
>Probably all occupied with Gale’s attack.
>If you can get your squad inside the mill, it might just throw the gang into enough chaos to finish them once and for all.
>“So where is this secret entrance, Ma’am? Secret passage in the dressing room, I take it?” Sergeant Dust quips as he glances around the deserted display floor.
>His eyes quickly fall on the deep scuffs through the dirt on the floorboards, tracing them back to the main counter, before rising to meet yours with a congratulatory smile.
>You put your shoulder to the piece of furniture, pushing in the direction the scuff marks seem to indicate it should move.
>A good deal of straining later and all you’ve accomplished is a light sweat beneath your jacket.
>Okay, so there’s gotta be a secret lever somewhere, right?
>Isn’t that how this sort of thing usually goes?
>“Could use a stallion’s touch, Ma’am, if you don’t mind my saying so,” Dust offers in a good-humored jab.
>Inside the counter, a cash register is the only reminder of the furniture’s previous purpose.
>You hit the drawer toggle with a hoof, hoping to find something revealing within.
>The drawer slides open with a cheery ding and reveals itself to be completely empty.
>Whatever coin it once contained was likely cleared out by its owner or the new residents of the Canal District.
>Huffing a small, frustrated sigh, you slam the drawer shut.
>A deep metallic thud resounds from beneath the counter, like a massive deadbolt being pulled.
>You allow yourself a smug grin directed toward Silver Dust, giving the counter a light, one-hooved push.
>The ornate wooden monstrosity rotates easily on a hidden hinge, uncovering a steep staircase descending into darkness.

>>30378320
>“Well I suppose that’s why you’re the lieutenant, Lieutenant,” Silver offers with an exaggerated roll of his eyes.
“I’ll take point. Sergeant, I want you bringing up the rear. Overseer Lamp Light?”
>Lamp Light had been standing in a near trance from the moment she entered the store.
>She had come to a halt only three steps through the door, her head swiveling left and right as she took in the faded decadence of the once upper crust shop.
>You don’t need to see her face to know the look on it; you’ve seen it before on your sister.
>A barely restrained awe for things of finery, held by a pony who grew up in a life where they could never imagine owning such things.
>The magnificent gowns stand in stark contrast to the Overseer’s own, austere vestments, their only concession to decoration being the Abbey’s emblem embroidered on the sleeves and the clerical collarette at her neck.
“Um, Overseer Lamp Light? Over here, if you please.”
>She shakes her head slightly, as if clearing a dizziness, quickly joining you and Silver Dust.
>“My apologies, Lieutenant. What do you require of me?”
“I’m leading us into the mill. I need you up front to help me identify the Abbey’s suspect, should we come across them.”
>She tenses up visibly, and you can see her shoulders rise and fall with a stiff breath, but she gives a stiff nod of her chin.
>“O-of course, Lieutenant. With you all the way! Shall I have my brothers lead with us?”
“Best to keep them in with the rest of the squad. If something happens to us it’d be better for a few ponies who know what to look for to stay with them.”
>“That – well, yes I suppose that does sound like a good idea.”
“Alright. Sergeant, form up on me. Stay close and watch each other’s backs down there.”
>“You heard the lieutenant! Pairs of two abreast, no more than two meters apart. It’s going to dark and it’s going to be tight, but we’re going down anyway.”

>>30378595
>“S’what I told your sister last night, mate,” whispered one City Watch pony to another, earning himself a hoof to the helmet and a few nervous laughs from the small crowd.
>You swear you can even see an Overseer snorting beneath his mask.
>“Right, get your jollies now boys, then lock it down,” Dust replies before turning to you.
>“Ready when you are, Ma’am.”
>You check over your gear and snug the straps before starting down the stairs, leaving the cold afternoon light behind.
>The stairs only descend a few meters before straightening into a narrow, arched brick passageway.
>Fortunately, the passageway is lit, barely, by a series of electric lamps that flicker intermittently in the ceiling.
>Despite the tunnel being wide enough for two ponies to walk side by side in relative comfort, you can feel the bile of claustrophobia rising in your throat.
>The cause of your discomfort being the Overseer who has, for all intents and purposes, become another attachment on your harness.
“Uh, Lamp Light do you mind, maybe, moving over a bit? Please?”
>“Oh! Sorry, Lieutenant,” the Overseer bounces away from you, a little too far, bumping her head into the low arch of the ceiling with a metallic thunk.
>“Was I crowding you?” she inquires, rubbing one ear.
“Just a little.”

>>30378723
>The tunnel curves steadily to the right, preventing you from seeing straight to its end.
>From somewhere far ahead, a pistol shot reverberates weakly down the passageway, distant, but a sign that you are moving in the right direction.
>The entire tunnel shudders suddenly and dust sifts from the ancient bricks in the ceiling.
>A moment later, the lamps flicker one last time before going out entirely.
“Shit.”
>“Oh, oh my.”
>Immediately a familiar warmth is pressed once more against your side.
>A familiar warmth that is shaking considerably more violently than before.
>As your vision adjusts you realize that you can see, if only a little.
>A faint brightness is emanating from the far end of the tunnel, and as much as you hate the thought of leading your squad blindly into a fight, it’s the only option now.
>Turning around, you can sense the presence of the ponies behind you.
>Wait a second.
>Sense.
>You close your eyes, focus, and reopen.
>All six Watch ponies and both Overseers, along with Sergeant Dust, are painted a glowing yellow, and despite the unusual amber tint the world has taken on, you can see the tunnel just as well as before.
>Night vision in addition to seeing through walls; interesting.
“Sergeant!”
>Your whisper is met with a faint affirmative.
“Can you see that light ahead?”
>“Barely, but yes.”
“We keep moving towards it. Tighten up, and don’t lose each other.”

>>30378895
>You begin pacing slowly forward once more, keeping a close eye on the passage ahead.
>Every now and then you glance toward the floor, making certain you’re not about to trigger a tripwire or some other trap.
>The floor appears completely clean, however, aside from that patch of bricks directly in front of Lamp Light.
>Something is off with them; they look newer than the rest, less worn and smoothed by traffic.
>Wait, shit.
>Effectively blind, perhaps even more so with her mask on, Lamp Light trods over the strange section of flooring.
>A wet crumbling breaks the silence as the poorly cured mortar gives way, and Lamp Light’s hindlegs disappear into the gaping chasm that has opened beneath her.
>With a terrified yelp, she flails out with her forelegs for any purchase she can find.
>She finds you.
>In an instant, your legs are out from under you, and your void vision collapses as you slam into the floor and are dragged in after the falling Overseer.
>The fall is a short one, but it is quickly replaced by a jolting impact and tumbling down what feels a rocky cliff face.
>Finally, you reach the end of your journey with a surprisingly soft landing.
>Your cushion lets out a pained gasp as you knock the breath from her lungs before going limp beneath you.
>You roll off the mare and heave yourself up, battered but otherwise uninjured.
>You can’t see anything; down here there is no sunlight.
>In fact, the only sensations you are aware of is the sound of rushing water and a heavy, rhythmic metallic thudding.
“Shit. Lamp Light, can you hear me? Are you all right?”
>No response.
>Pulling her bronze mask off, you bend an ear close to the mare’s face.
>Her breathing comes lightly, but it’s there.
>You feel around behind her head, coming away with a slight trickle of blood.
>Out cold.
>Blinking your night vision back into view, you scan the pitch-black space you’ve fallen into.

>>30375730
>Except it isn't. They mostly focus on plain stallions, not guards.
Then stop being lazy, go write gay guards where they are wanted.
>who likes batponies wants is in the Batpony general
All species are welcome dumbass, and Batponies are cannon, regardless of if -you- like them or not. If we want to EEEEE, they will eeee because bats eeeeing mean cute things are happening, if they like a fruit, they will eat the fruit, now fuck off you lazy fucks.
>>30375735
You too.
>I want more of a thread, but with slightly different content. So I'll go into the new thread made for exactly that, turn it into a shitshow, and kill the thread.
>A-anon, hold on a second. There might be a problem with that logic...
Except there isn't, when the first time it happen, we linked the real thread when they stole all of our pastebins. Of the three they stole, they were irrelevant enough to ignore, or were considering shitposting on your behalf's at some point. If the didn't do anything, then they would be welcome here in the real thread until actions prove otherwise. And yes, it is a falseflag, remember Yoohoo is the screeching autist, among the facts its proven they use proxies, If they didn't report all at once and remove the shitposter, then it means one of two things. The faggots were using their personal ips to shitpost the fake thread, or there wasn't as many people there posting as they showed, which means they forgot to also report with the proxies they were using. In either case, you faggots still came back trying to act like your wanted or its our fault.
>>30376050
>Oi everyone else, he said there's be no gay Anon. Calm your tits.
Correct, but still not allowed if he starts shilling the r64 Vinyl and Octavia. In which case, to HHH with him.

>>30379034
Based Whiskey posting a hot drop for us.
>>30377772
Hnnnng, moar?

>>30371823
>...

>-- You sip your hot cocoa and stare at Careful, lounging at the other end of the couch.
>A moan escapes your mouth.
"Thick."
>She turns her head.
>"Huh?"
"This cocoa. I really like the texture. Did you melt actual chocolate into it?"
>She beams.
>"Yep! The packet kind doesn't cut it when you need to indulge."
>A capful of brandy would top if off nicely, you think... but after the other night, you're hesitant to reintroduce your stomach to alcohol so soon.
>You take another sip and sigh.
"Indulgence is good."
>"In moderation."
"If it's moderate, you're not indulging. By definition."

>You intended a little humor in the statement, and you're delighted to see Careful laugh in response.
>A lock of that long, red mane falls across her face.
>She sweeps it out of the way.
>"Sorry if I'm a little manic, Safe. And that I haven't had you over until now. You're a good partner and a great friend. It's... things have been..."
"I understand. And I'm happy to be over. Mania or not."
>She smiles.

>Okay: time to make... conversation.
>You're the guest, but you're here to keep the host healthy and happy.
>And that means talking.
>Or even... girl-talk.
>You're not great at conversation, and even worse at... that other thing, which you shudder to name even in your head.
>You're supposed to kind of... prattle. Right?
>Gossip and giggle, talk excitedly about how last week's plans turned out and how you hope this week's plans will go, talk about boyfriends' sexual proclivities and refer euphemistically to how heat's been, say things an outside party would misunderstand or roll their eyes at unless they were "in the know," thus reassuring each other that you're close enough to have private... things... between each other...

>>30379034
>You are on a maintenance walkway next to a subterranean canal way, the foul water rushing past and into another wall.
>Another meter or so to the right, and you would have landed right in it.
>Shuddering with that thought, you cast your eyes upward and realize you must have fallen through some old ventilation shaft, haphazardly sealed up when the hidden passageway above was constructed.
>Up ahead, the walkway passes through a door, the source of the sound of thumping machinery.
>Behind you, it disappears, the rusted end of the catwalk having long since collapsed into the torrential artificial river.
>Only one way out.
>Sighing, you heft Lamp Light up as best as you can, placing her unconscious form against the slick wall of the tunnel.
>You are relieved to see her glowing, a sign that you assume means she’s alive and well.
>Creeping forward to the doorway, you peek through and realize you are not alone down here.
>The next room is dominated by a hulking electric generator, connected to a massive water wheel churned by the current in the canal.
>The thundering machine drowns out any other sound, but a bright yellow figure is hunched over in front of it.
>A pony wearing a battered waistcoat and working feverishly, blindly, at the metal guts of the generator.
>Casting an eye around the room, you realize that the Blinder is the only other pony in the room, and he’s directly in front of the opposite doorway.
>You draw your pistol, cocking the action and edging towards the thug.
>The Blinder’s own pistol is slung at his side, carelessly.
>The weapon is tucked lazily into his belt; you could easily jerk it away from him before he could turn around, making it easier to subdue if he has a mind to fight back.
>With that plan in mind, you keep your own weapon trained on him and sneak ever closer.
>Just a little further…
>With your free foreleg you stretch for the thug’s pistol.
>Almost…

>>30379582
>...Or, at least, that's what you've learned of it from those "Quick-Gait Girls" novellas Mom likes.
>They weren't to your taste at first, but they had so much dialogue you felt compelled to read through them for research.
>At the end you had been a little sorry to turn that last page over.
>They were quite packed with drama.
>Mom always called them "frighteningly juicy" with a chortle -- you guess that's what she meant by that.
>You guess you like drama.
>At least in fiction.
>Maybe it's genetic.

>...
>It's been dead quiet, Safe.
>What are you doing?
>You're supposed to be stimulating. Interesting. Supportive. And you're daydreaming.
>Say something!
>Say--

>"Your smile's really nice."
"I... huh?"
>"The expression. The one you make. Sometimes."
"Oh. Right."
>"Not the one you put on to be polite with ponies. The little natural one you get when you understand something or somepony just right, or you've been thinking and you just reached some irrefutable conclusion. I love seeing it in the field because it means you know exactly what's going on. That we're on top of things. It's just as nice off-duty too."
>You're... not sure what to say to that.
>You grin as you feel a blush rise in your cheeks.
"I... ha-ha..."
>Careful's eyes widen with concern.
>"Oh, I didn't mean to embarrass you! I just... there's never really a... not-awkward... time to say that kind of thing. But I wanted you to know."
"I... thank you!"

>She notices.
>When was the last time you spoke with a pony who understood you like this?
>...one who wasn't one of your parents?
>Instantly, ridiculously, you feel at home.
>Is this... could it be... girl talk?
>Well, there's one way to find out.

"So, how's Anonymous in bed?"

>She laughs so hard she spews cocoa across the coffee table.

>>30379592
>>30379582
My god she's precious. Thank you for more of Safe, CW.

>>30379589
>With a resounding snap, the electric lamps suddenly flicker to life.
>You blink at the sudden brightness, losing your night vision.
>The Blinder straightens up and turns around, coming face to muzzle with your pistol.
>His eyes dart between your own and the weapon.
“Don’t m-”
>Before you can blink, your right foreleg is jerked painfully to the side, the Blinder’s own foreleg sweeping upward and knocking your barrel away from him.
>Your pistol flies off into some unknown corner, and the Blinder takes a step back, fumbling for his belt.
>Wasting no time, you close the distance and spin in the same motion, coiling your hindlegs and delivering a thundering buck to the chest.
>As the Blinder crashes into the generator, you follow up with another spinning kick to his gun leg, sending his pistol clattering to the ground as well.
>In doing so, you make a mistake.
>You stay in his reach too long, and the thug capitalizes on it.
>A monstrous forehoof punch slams into your jaw, followed by another to the chest.
>The combination sends your helmet flying, brings hot blood to your mouth, and knocks the wind out of you.
>You stagger away from the thug, your chest spasming as you try desperately to suck down air, white flashes of pain crossing before your eyes.
>Heaving himself off the ground, the Blinder straightens his waistcoat before stalking toward you.
>With a sinking heart you realize just how much larger he is, towering well over a head and a half above you.
>“What’s s’matter, Miss? You gonna arrest me or not? I havn’t got all day now…”
>His eyes are cold, and full of malice.
>He’s going to enjoy killing you.

>>30379689
TELEPORT INSIDE AND BLOW HIM UP

>>30379689
*teleports behind him*

Nothin personel kiddo

>>30379689
This is gonna get messy.

>>30379457
>All species are welcome dumbass
He says right after the thread where he condemns mothponies and screamed that those who wants to discuss moth guards should go to their own threads.

>and Batponies are cannon, regardless of if -you- like them or not. So they can post their memes here as much as they want even if it doesn't have anything to do with guards
There is so much stupidity in your post right now that I don't even know where to start. You have written so much bullshit over the time that you have started contradicting yourself.

>>30379592
God this mare is going to get the dick so hard.
>He says right after the thread where he condemns mothponies and screamed that those who wants to discuss moth guards should go to their own threads.
If that happened in your own mothpony thread, that had nothing to do with us, if your implying it happened here you must think the rest of us are as illiterate as you.

>>30379773
Meant to link that here>>30379758
>There is so much stupidity in your post right now that I don't even know where to start.
Such as? We never had fruit worship of any kind, the only eeeing done is because they are bats, its what they do, it is also adorable when done. Cant remember the last retarded non issue you faggots had with it, but it doesn't really matter.
>You have written so much bullshit over the time that you have started contradicting yourself.
And unlike you and the faggots with, one of us is still right, and also not going around to threads to shitpost when your too lazy to go to an already made one that caters to you. Oh, also no one here goes to threads you faggots make and shitpost. That is still just you fuckers.

>>30379689
>You can’t out-muscle him.
>Certainly can’t outrun him in your current state; where would you run to, anyway?
>By the time you get your sword out he’ll be on top of you.
>On top of you…
>Your eyes scan the thug rapidly bearing down on you.
>Clipped to the front of the Blinder’s waistcoat is a small, ornate cylinder.
>A penknife.
>You’re only going to get one chance at this, Solemn.
>Here’s hoping he falls for it, then.
>Just as the massive stallion is about to reach you, you put on hoof behind another and trip, clumsily tumbling to the damp floor.
>His forehooves fall on either side of you, and he leers downward, raising one upward and positioning it slowly above your head.
>You tuck in one hindleg and let fly, sending a hoof at high speed into the Blinder’s groin.
>The stallion buckles and brings all four hooves back to the ground, narrowly missing you, lowering his face nearly to yours.
>Hacking up as much substance as you can, you spit an impressive blast of saliva and blood into the Blinder’s face, causing him to recoil, blinded if only for a moment.
>A moment is all you need.
>The thug stumbles backwards and wipes a hoof across his muzzle, hindlegs still shaking from the blow to his nether regions.
>He stares dumbly at the spot you inhabited only a second ago, suddenly feeling a weight from behind as his own knife plunges deep into the side of his throat, slicing a meaty arc as you jerk upward from your perch on his back.
>You jump aside as the stallion crumples to the ground like a rotted wood building.
>He rolls to one side, a forehoof slapping ineffectively at the gash as it seeps his life away, one eye staring plaintively up at you before losing focus.
>The Blinder’s struggles weaken and the body finally goes limp, only the din of the generator and roar of the canal persisting.

>>30379797
OH SHIT! GANK THAT BITCH!

>>30379592
That girl dosn't spill spaghetti with her friends. She just calmly watches it float out of her pockets and drift around the room.

Well at least she didn't start with Careful's well toned plot.

>>30379797
yeesh. That was a close one.

>>30379748
>>30379809
>>30379929
Nobody wins in a knife fight. Also I like listening to the Sherlock holmes soundtrack when writing fight scenes. I try to make them hairy for the main character.

>>30379946
it shows m8, good job

>>30379955
Nice dubble dubs, and thanks. There's more coming tonight.

>>30379773
>if your implying it happened here
Have you already forgotten all those tantrums you threw in the previous thread?
>>30326271
>moths are PURELY fan made, and in response to that, they stay in their thread.
>>30379784
>its what they do
Made up by the fandom.
>going around to threads to shitpost
The only one shitposting in other threads is you when you start screeching that everyone should fuck off when they're trying to talk about things you don't approve of.

>>30379998
>The only one shitposting in other threads is you when you start screeching that everyone should fuck off when they're trying to talk about things you don't approve of.
It really is just this one guy in every general, what kind of person does something like that.

>>30379797
>Finally, you ease yourself into deeper breathing as the throbbing pain in your chest subsides.
>Tossing the bloody knife down next to its owner, you reclaim your pistol, rubbing your jaw and checking for loose teeth.
>Nothing serious, but eating will be painful for the next couple of days, at least.
>The doorway on the other side of the room leads to yet another tunnel, you find out, but you only take a few steps into it before freezing.
>There are voices at the other end.
>At least two.
>The conversation fades into coherence as you move silently along, and soon the tunnel opens onto another maintenance platform like the one you left Lamp Light on.
>This one is much larger, and judging by the bales of cotton and disheveled piles of spare loom parts, you realize it must be the lower level of the mill.
>Taking cover in the darkness behind a support pillar, you peer across the shadowy, crypt-like space and realize there are far more than two ponies here.
>A motley collection of Blinders gather around the side of the canal, water coming from the generator and thundering past into a runoff tunnel making them resort to shouting.
>One of them is dressed far more ornately than the others; his top hat taller, his coattails longer and his collar taller and stiffer than the rest.
>He paces around with a swagger, addressing a pony who isn’t visible from your position.
>“And now, you get to stay here and reap what you’ve sown. I gave you my protection ON YOUR WORD, that you wouldn’t be traced to me. And here we are.”
>“I paid you! More even than what we agreed on!” came the voice of another stallion.
>Young, and panicked.
>The Blinder boss rounds on its owner, who appears to be on the floor in the middle of the crowd.
>“You think I care about PAY? Because of you, too many of my ponies are dead! Good ponies! My territory is swarming with the Watch and the damned Overseers, and the center of my operation is overrun!”

>>30380140
>The boss puts a forehoof down on something, bringing forth a miserable cry of pain.
>“You misunderstand me, friend. I don’t give the Outsider’s ass for pay. I provide a livelihood for ponies in these troubled times. Sure we make a good living on the side, but we’re a family, you see?”
>He lets off on the unseen pony, leaving them panting with strain, and stoops to take something from him.
>In the dark, you see the glint of jewelry; a necklace, an amulet of some kind?
>“I’m going to leave now. See if your ‘pay’ is any help when the Overseers get down here.”
>The crowd of thugs begins to shuffle away toward another tunnel; likely heading toward a loading dock on the main canal.
>No doubt they have a boat waiting there.
>“WAIT! Our deal, remember our deal!”
>The boss pauses for a moment, head cocked to one side, and sends the rest of the gang ahead before turning back to the unseen pony.
>“Deal? Which one was that, remind me again?”
>There is a scuffing noise and pained sounds of a pony trying to drag themselves upright.
>“If something went wrong. If I was going to get captured. You’d send someone and take my head before that happened,” the pony hisses through clenched teeth.
>“Ohhhh, that deal. The one where I’m supposed to end it for you. You know the way I see it, that deal would only stand if you compromised yourself in a way that didn’t get me involved. Seeing as that’s not the case, I’m afraid I’ll have to say no.”
>A short-lived scuffle breaks out, and from your vantage point you watch the Blinder boss break loose and give the unseen pony another swift kick.
>“You bastard!”
>“Fraid so. Do give the High Overseer my regards.”
>A clattering from above sends you further into the shadows, and another Blinder rushes down a nearby staircase and dashes across the chamber.
>“Boss! They’re working their way through the barricade, they’ll be down any second!”

>>30380143
>The boss nods and pushes the thug onward before following him to the exit.
>“Best not keep the boat waiting, lad.”
>The two disappear, a hefty iron flood door slamming down over the exit and bolting from the other side.
>You break cover and draw your pistol, moving toward the edge of the canal.
>The sounds of pained whimpers and gasps grow louder, until finally you step into the unseen pony’s view.
>He’s a sad sight.
>His dull green coat is matted and greasy, his blonde mane filthy and tangled.
>At least two of his legs are broken, twisted at odd angles, and he’s been beaten within an inch of his life.
>Most importantly, he’s a unicorn; his horn broken off at the base and bleeding profusely.
>Unicorns are almost exclusively members of the nobility and upper class in Quidstol, and the few that aren’t are generally Overseers or natural philosophers.
>To find one caught up in all of… this, is highly unusual.
>The unicorn sees you and tenses up, trying to scuttle away with what strength he has left.
>You raise your pistol and level it at his chest.
“Don’t move! You are under arrest by order of the Lord Regent!”
>The battered pony freezes, pure hatred burning in eyes so bloodshot and swollen you can’t even guess their original color.
>A nearby explosion hammers the room, the shockwave pounding your eardrums, and you turn to see metal door careen down the staircase before slamming into the opposite wall.
>“Down there, go!” comes the welcome and sorely missed voice of Captain Gale.
>Another familiar voice pierces the air, high and full of terror.
>Lamp Light has limped into the room from the way you came, finally having come to.
>“Lieutenant, watch out!” she cries, eyes showing white even at this distance.
>You instantly turn back to the unicorn.
>His good foreleg is in front of him, hoof tucked tightly beneath his jaw.
>Wrapped in it is a grenade, the faint burning of the fuse deafening in your ears.

>>30380145
That's it for tonight. Sorry about the cliffhanger but the sun will be up in a few hours and I need some sleep.

>>30380151
Damn dude that's one hell of an update, some mighty fine action there

>>30379592
Safety is adorable. But she should ask Moondancer that question...

bamp

>>30379998
>moths are PURELY fan made, and in response to that, they stay in their thread.
nice work taking shit out of context faggot, that's what the archive is for.
>>30380070
And it really is only you faggots going around shitposting because the mods are lazy fucks.

>>30380751
>Implying everyone is only shitposting when they want to talk about stallions or satyrs or mothponies or any other things YOU don't like in other threads
Will you just shut the hell up already?

>>30381181
>>30380751
>>30379998
>>30380070
Fucking Christ can you guys just stop this already. This is the guard mare thread, it doesn't fucking matter what happens in other threads. If someone posts something that gets you all pissy here just ignore it and move on instead of launching another 300 post slap fight that everyone has to sift through to get to the stories that are actually being updated and promptly drowned out. No wonder this place came up so often in that "most cancerous" thread a while back.

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>>30381467
>If someone posts something that gets you all pissy here just ignore it

>>30381467
This. You don't have to act like a first-class autist and throw a massive tantrum everytime someone wants to talk about other things. So long as people keep it related to the general in some way, then it's okay so long as it isn't some disturbing sexual fetishes.

>>30381613
>Niche fetishes with threads up already to cater to them means its perfectly fine when they post in other threads that don't want them
k
>>30381486
Did they ever get that water problem fixed?

>>30381467
This desu. C'mon people, just ignore the fuckers, you're ruining the thread FOR them.
THIS IS WHAT THEY WANT.

>>30381791
Hey, if people can post batponies here, then people from other threads should be allowed to post here as well so long as they keep it related to female guards.

>>30382136
except they don't, they tend to try and give bullshit arguments to get rid of bats anyway to shill their content. And unlike the rest of the any species clause, we still have more cannon representations of bat pones being guards. Which pisses them off to no end. Its just a pissing contest between some faggots that go to Satyr, HHH if they weren't so god damn lazy, and Mothpony apparently going around trying to derail everything in sight over a perceived boogeyman telling them no. Mothponies are fine, but they are the one of nichest threads on the board because they are purely fan made. I doubt they go around advertising their shitposting, so its just some other faggots that lurk there doing it in their name to try and gain sympathy points. And that isn't even talking about when they come here to ask(Read, beg) for mothpone guards, they take offence in their tiny minds that when no one but them knows what the fuck to do with them, they forget all about trying to write it themselves, and go on a tangent saying one person is topping them from doing anything. So no. It isn't enough to simply let anyone post here so long as its female guard related, because they have shown that even just ignoring them and reporting them doesn't work, by proxies and the mods being useless this year, which means they will agree with themselves over different posts to make it look like their credible, thereby driving off people that actually like the thread. There isn't really a solution to the problem until its time to change mods again. But telling them in mass to fuck off when they samefag under a different ip when they show up is a good start.

>>30382228
stopping*

>>30382228
>I am so fucking autistic that I can't ignore that which other people like but I personally hate
>This is MY thread! Only things -I- approve of is okay!
>If anyone even dares to try and talk about things I don't like, then they are shitposting faggots who should be banned
Do what >>30381467 said and just stop.

>>30380151
Thanks for updating so much recently.

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>>30382306
Must be sad spamming your "hurr durr just ignore it" bullshit in a bunch of generals for months on end and never getting what you wanted, not even once.
Stay mad.

>>30382495
Their still here, so mission accomplished.
>>30382445
I miss Blu though, hoping he didn't pull another Blu again.

>>30382495
Actually >>30381467 was one of the writefags. Stayed anonymous when I said it because I was tired of seeing some green get posted and followed by 60 posts of ineffectual screeching. And we all know what happens when writefags voice opinions here, reasonable or not.
What >>30382517 said, it's really not accomplishing anything other than bumping the thread. I agree this is a guard mare thread and there's other threads for fetish stuff, but the occasional instigator of it can just be reported without the shit flinging. Also, I'm sure Blu will be back soon. He wouldn't leave us hanging in the middle of some lewd.

>>30382596
>Blu wouldn't leave us hanging before the second sex scene
Oh, you poor sweet summer child. He does it, a lot.

>>30382606
A man can have hope, can't he?

>>30382635
Not in this general. *that* guy may not like hope, so he might call you a samefagging shitposter if you talk about it here.

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>>30382635
True.

>>30380151
I love your green famu


You niggers just love to get baited don't you :^)

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>>30383673
Brave with the mouth gun is critically cute.

neuro's right, so i stopped being a fag, and im up to 9 posts now
i wasnt lying when i said i wouldnt drop the story though, so dont count on that ever happening
i just cant stop playing siege, it's an unhealthy addiction at this point.

>>30380145
>The grenade detonates in a brilliant flash, taking most of the unicorn with it.
>Before you can even flinch the blast hits you, feeling as though a hundred hooves are laying into your body in a single moment.
>Your eardrums are slammed inward, and as you are thrown to the ground your senses are scrambled to bits.
>Up, down, left or right, none of it makes sense anymore.
>Though your blurry eyes show that you are limp on the ground, you feel as if you are free falling.
>A little like the sensation you felt in the Void, but even more sickening.
>Deafness reigns, but ever so slowly a tinny ringing rises back to your ears, along with something else.
>“—ieutenant ge—t of there!”
>It suddenly registers that the ground you are on isn’t stationary.
>The slick stone floor is crumbling at a fierce angle, taking you with it.
>Down, down to someplace noisy, almost like…
>Thunder?
>The icy water is like a jolt of electricity.
>Your faculties come rushing back in an instant, your hooves instinctively kicking against the flow, pushing your head above the roiling surface.
>Gasping for air, you only have enough time to glimpse the blasted remnants of the maintenance platform sliding past at alarming speed.
>“Rain!”
>“SOLEMN!”
>Gale and Silver Dust’s anguished voices are the last things you hear as slip towards a dark gaping maw labeled “Canal Runoff.”
>Still dazed, your legs fight weakly, unable to hold you against the vicious torrent.
>You think to draw one last breath before the channel swallows you down into pitch darkness.

>>30383673
>licc

>>30385022
>Swirling in the black, your inner ear fights futilely to tell up from down.
>The only sounds is the deafening rush of water and the frequent thuds as you are slammed against the tunnel walls.
>Every blow forces a little more air from your lungs, bubbles escaping past your mouth and nostrils despite your best efforts.
>“So this is how it ends,” is the only coherent thought you can put together as your heartbeat rises in your ears, chest tightening as your lungs begin to burn.
>Visions of your warm, cozy apartment float disjointedly in your mind; your father making dinner, your little sister rushing up for a hug when you get off shift.
>Damn it all, you are not dying here.
>Screwing your eyes shut tight, you force yourself to ignore the rising urge to breathe, and call up your night vision.
>It is blurry in the seething current, but you at least manage to orient yourself right-side up and facing in the direction of the flow.
>As the tunnel whips you through another bend, you kick off the outer wall and keep moving with it, immediately being slammed to a halt.
>The impact knocks the rest of your air out and collapses your night vision.
>Squinting in the gloom, you realize that the water is lighter here, and you are being pressed against an iron grating by the current.
>The end of the generator outflow.
>Just beyond the grating is the main canal, and the surface.
>Your forehooves scrabble frantically over the iron bars, searching for a way out.
>They find something smooth and round; the wheel to a maintenance hatch.
>Although your jaw is clamped tightly shut, a gulp of bitterly cold water forces its way in.
>Your burning lungs scream out in pain, and you cough the water out, white dots spinning in your vision.

>>30385757
>Grasping the wheel, you throw all of your strength into unlocking the hatch.
>All of your strength is not enough; the hatch is badly rusted from months of disuse, and your muscles are failing, forelegs clumsily struggling for purchase.
>As the blackness creeps in on the edges of your vision, you feel a tingling, searing sensation on your left forehoof.
>The mark.
>Consciousness fading, you brace yourself up on the hatch and raise your left foreleg above it, pausing for an excruciating moment, and bring it slamming down against the corroded metal.
>With a muffled thunderclap, the hatch blasts away, bent back and snapped off at the hinges.
>You follow it out, squeezed out of the high-pressure outflow tunnel.
>With a sharp jerk across the chest, you come to another halt.
>Your sword scabbard is snagged on the jagged opening in the grating.
>Just… unbuckle… harness…
>Your forehooves brush over the clasp once, twice, finally landing on it and jerking it outward.
>And just like that, you are free.
>The thundering noise of the outflow tunnel fades away, leaving you floating in a pale, murky silence.
>As your eyes flick upward and catch shafts of light filtering downward, something primordial gives you one last burst of life.
>Kicking upward with all four hooves, the light gets brighter, and brighter, until…
>Your head breaks the oily surface of the canal.
>Finally in the clear, your jaw muscles force your mouth open, and cool, fresh air leaps into your desperate lungs.
>Your vision sharpens, growing brighter, and the fog clears further from your brain with every gasp.
>You paddle weakly to the nearest bank of the canal; unable to stand yet, you drag yourself from the water on your belly.
>The putrid mud smells horrendous, but to you the squelching ground is the sweetest thing in the world.
>Rolling onto your back, you pant a while longer, overcome with exhaustion.
>Blackness creeps in on your vision once more, and you slip into a dreamless sleep.

>>30385963
>A dream does come later.
>A dream of your mother.
>It is vague and shifting; strange that you can hardly remember what she looks like anymore, without looking at a picture of her.
>You are small again, and your mother is holding you close.
>Braiding your mane, drawing you into a gentle hug.
>Kissing you, first on the forehead, the way you remember, then the lips.
>And then…
>There is tongue.
>What the fuck.
>The dissonance jerks you partially back into consciousness, and you feel a warm weight pressing down above.
>Somepony is kissing you.
>Your eyes shoot open, and you are welcomed by the sight of Overseer Lamp Light: mane matted and sweaty, eyes screwed shut, muzzle pressed against yours and blowing air into your lungs.
>Without thinking, you bring your forelegs in and roughly shove the Overseer off, rolling her away to one side.
>She really is tiny; roughly the same size as you.
>You sit up from the mud and cough roughly, trying to clear the strange, rebreathed air from your lungs.
>“You’re alive! By the Outsider you’re alive!”
>Lamp Light would be bouncing with joy if it weren’t for the mud up to her hocks.
“Yeah, I am, thank you. What the hell was that?”
>The unmasked Overseer beams with pride, puffing her chest out.
>“Rescue breathing! The Abbey teaches it to all Overseers, especially those in cities near the water, where drowning is a greater danger. I received top marks in it during training; practiced it whenever I could with my brothers and sisters of the Abbey!”

>>30386285
>You stare blankly at Lamp Light, not really sure how to respond to that, but you figure it’s not worth spoiling her mood by pointing out you were alive and well already.
“How did you find me?”
>“After you fell into that tunnel, I found a map of the waterworks posted on a wall near the platform. There were a few different outlets, so our squad split up to head for each of them. Lucky for you I got here so quickly!”
>A cold wind whips through the canal, biting through your soaked jacket and sending a shudder up your spine.
>Lamp Light notices and shifts closer; her own uniform, although much drier than yours, is equally plastered with canal mud to the point of appearing more brown than black.
>“You must be freezing! We need to get you out of those wet clothes and dry before you catch something,” she remarks with genuine concern.
>She starts with the left sleeve of your uniform, and you quickly slap her hoof away, glaring at her a little more harshly than you had intended.
>Lamp Light shrinks away, ears flattening in apology.
>“Sorry, when you want to, of course.”
>Your gaze softens a little.
“It’s fine. We’re both probably going to walk out of here with five different diseases thanks to this mud anyhow.”
>The Overseer looks down at her hooves, raising one from the muck and regarding it as if it were a plague rat.
>“O-oh. I hadn’t thought of that before, actually.”
>You can’t help but let a small laugh escape at her expense.
“I was kidding, Lamp Light. I’m sure we’ll be fine.”
>A sheepish half smile crosses her muzzle, like she’s not entirely convinced.
>Well, time to get her mind off it entirely.
“So, Overseer Lamp Light, does standard procedure for rescue breathing call for the use of one’s tongue, or was that a unique adaptation?”
>The Overseer’s pupils shrink visibly as a fiery scarlet rises from her collar to her mane.
>“W-we should go find the others, don’t you think?”

>>30386296
And that wraps up what I think of as Act One of this story. The mystery will deepen in Act Two, with Anon and a few more characters making greater appearances.

>>30386306
Looking forward to the next part as always.

>>30386306
Was pretty great. Poor lamp light and her conflict of interests though. I hope for her safety.

>>30386306
So how long until they fug?

>>30386306
damn good stuff, I never thought I would legitimately enjoy a crossover green but you're doing great, keep it up

shit

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Reminder that Rewind and Solemn are pure as snow Valkyries and that any attempt for lewd is haram and punishable by death.

>>30387922
better to die lewd than live as a faggot

any stories with good lewds? Plot leading up to it a big bonus

>>30388303
Blu's story with Brave and Vannie would be the big one here, with Careful Charge being the runner up. otherwise we don't get a lot of lewd in the stories here.

https://picarto.tv/Neuro
gonna try and stream for a couple hours
while grinding on osrs

>>30384805
I read Blu's Little League green from 2015 and if it's as good as that, I'll be happy.

>>30388321
>>30388303
I've got a thing or two planned, but I'm not entirely sure when it'll make its way into the story.

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prob gonna recolour this to be a bunch of different guard poners

>>30389729
Now we need Lamp Light holding a pillow of Solemn!

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You aren't worshiping the Outsider, are you, Anon?

>>30390913
Just in case anyone was wondering what Lamp Light looks like. It's been a freetime-full weekend.

>>30390913
Dear lord, she's adorable.

I just want to pick her up and hug her and squeeze her while she wriggles and protests that she's a dignified guard and this is assault on an officer of the law.

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>>30386306
Good shit, McFriendo

>>30386603
Not soon enough

>>30390913
>You will never spend an entire weekend tied-up in Lamp Light's bed chambers in a personal interrogation session
>You will never be dragged back to your cell Monday morning with a silly grin plastered to your face, completely exhausted with the feeling that you've had every drop of information pulled from deep inside of you

>>30389729
I see what you're going for, but it kinda looks like her tongue is coming out of her nose.

>>30389729

pretty cute

>>30379592
>...

>Finally, you break for air, pulling apart from each other like you were stuck with magnets.
>Moondancer's ended up on your chest.
>She's panting.
>Even in the moonlight, you can see she's flushed.
>She's looking at you like she's just come out of the desert and you're a water fountain, but she's not sure whether or not it's a mirage.
>She shifts onto her side.
>Her soft haunch rubs against your crotch as she does so.
>She must feel how hard you are as surely as you're feeling her.

>After a minute, she rests her head on your chest, giving you time to recuperate.
>You're panting yourself, you realize.
>You're panting like you just ran the distance from here to Over the Moon.

>What the fuck are you doing?
>You have Careful.
>There's no great rift between you for... this... to happen.
>You haven't seen much of each other for two days. Three? So fucking what?
>And that doctor's order not to see you... it's just first-day shit. Keep her mental state good until she's in the clear. You're damn sure that's no long-term PTSD treatment.
>You're... you...
>...
>Fuck, God, she's soft.
>Careful's always great to cuddle, with her body, her muscle, her hips... but Moonie just runs soft, like a down pillow.
>Not... fat. It's a combination of fur and... just... you guess that's just what an average pone feels like, one who can't uproot a tree stump by kicking it as easily as she'd twist open a pickle jar.
>No wonder she's easier to pick up.
>Muscle is heavy.

>>30391890
>She kisses you again.
>This one's shorter, but still far from a peck.
>You can't help but to return it.
>You force yourself to keep from bucking and rolling your hips against her, from sliding your hand down her back to the soft roundness of her ass, from reaching an exploratory index and middle finger out across her cheek, under her tail.
>The possibilities of such actions weigh on your mind nonetheless.

>"Wanted one more before we went and started... thinking," Moon explains.

>You've given up trying to understand the larger picture here.
>You're too tired and too turned-on by half too much to do anything but go through this sentence-by-sentence.
"Yeah."

>"I really like you."

>She says it calmly, as a matter of fact, leaving you free to address it as you deem appropriate, hurting her no more than if you disagreed with her over the solution to an equation.
"I like you too. And we shouldn't do this."
>Those words alone take all the air in your lungs to say.
>You take a breath.
"Everything else in me is screaming for my mouth not to say that. But if I didn't we'd have made up our minds in two seconds."
>"I don't want to come between you and Care."
"I don't want you to either."
>"You can visit her tomorrow. You can both visit me. I just... the magic to save my shop, doing it alone... it's exhausting. The exhaustion persists even if you sleep. It's physical and mental and... it's hard to translate the concept for non-magic races... 'spiritual,' I guess, but not in the woo-woo way, in a way you can measure, in a way you really feel. And..."
>She turns the academic tone off.
>"...well, you can guess what would help me take the edge off."
"What, there's no platonic solution?"
>"I love you and Careful, but I can't cum from being taken out to ice cream."
>That gets you both chuckling, if a little humorlessly.

>>30391893
"What now?"
>"I guess we're making the right choice."
"I'm still too worked up."
>"S-so am I. Sleep spell with a twist will hit like the coldest shower you've ever had, though."
"Fine. Hit me, I guess."
>"Wait."
>She casts her gaze aside, shyly, then looks back at you.
>"Just in case," she says, as she snips a single hair from your head with magic, storing it somewhere to the side.
>"Is that alright?"
>You're confused, but it seems to give her peace of mind.
>And maybe, maybe, maybe... you want that 'just in case.'
>Whatever it is.
>You pray you won't hate yourself later.
"It's alright."

>"Okay."
>She climbs off you.
>"Ready?"
"Ready."
>"One, two..."

>There's no 'pop' or 'poof' or anything, and the weight of the conversation you two had doesn't disappear.
>Your desire to squeeze Moonie close and absolutely fuck the shit out of her does.
>Your heart rate's down.
>You're not breathing like a marathon runner.
>You just want to cuddle again.
>It... it feels great.

>You scratch Moondancer behind the ear and put your arm around her.
"Good night."
>"Good night."
>You fall asleep simultaneously.

>>30391447
Unf, would opt for interrogation
>>30391890
>>30391893
>>30391895
And I get to come back to an update, based.

>>30390913
>when she's so cute you only freeze time and choke her on high-chaos

>>30391918
Somehow I get the feeling she'd like that, coming from Solemn. Am I autistic for trying to knock out or sneak past Overseers and Watch members because when you listen to their conversations they're mostly just ordinary people in shitty situations? When I do high chaos I really have to force myself into the "I've lost everything and I'm pissed" mindset to go through with it.
Also to answer this >>30388303 question I am planning something like the Fugue Feast later on, where lewdness and debauchery will abound.

Faggots

>>30391895
Careful is going to be a tad annoyed they didn't do the one thing she set them up to do when she is away. Oh well, make up threesome should do wonders for all involved, foursome if Safe wants to join in too.

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>>30391895
Moonie is very cute and tempting, but I'm glad anon is not completely scummy.

bump from 9

>>30391895
Moonie is killing me with cuteness.
>>30394008
Kind of a slow day today

>>30395262
What ever happened to this drawfag?

>>30395687
he aint coming back, anon

>>30387922
sorry not sorry

https://pastebin.com/c9wdEHq3

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>>30391710
pones have very long tongues for licking

>>30390203
>>30390913
What colour is this qt pone?

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>>30396572
DELET

>>30396794
>Thankfully, her coal colored coat and dark brown mane are a subtler alternative.
>Her emerald eyes are wide as saucers, and you can feel her trembling, even through both of your uniforms.

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>>30396954
this look good?
also thinking about getting into drawing lewd for serious, what pone would you like to see with a catbirb?

>>30396990
Rewind and Gallan, of course. If lewd is involved, her belly getting pumped full of little hippogriffs as he claims her as his war booty.

>>30396572
al'rite, that was good enough for my dick

>>30396990
Looks good as always my dude. Also down for lewd of any of the mares. I'm not picky.

>>30371821
Remember, they were traditionally the warrior caste of ponies.

>>30396572
Nice.

>>30397078
http://prntscr.com/fol0tf
here's what I got so far

>>30397078
>>30396990
>>30398934
>what pone would you like to see with a catbirb?
Shame

Would update tonight but finally got myself sleeping consistent hours and can't ruin it.

Chapter is getting close-ish to done. I'm looking forward to writing the rest of the story.

>>30396572
I never knew you could have an erection while feeling overwhelming despair

Yet here we are

>>30399434
Alright then cw, good night, and good luck at work.

>>30399434
gnight

>>30391895
Thanks for the updates CW. Great character development and exposition.

As much as I love Moonie. I was getting worried they were getting carried away. I'd love to see them "herd-up" but Anon and Careful need to re-unite. Being apart from Careful for so long would drive me nuts.

>>30399434
Good night horse wordsmith

Got the house to myself today so maybe some more green or drawings coming after I get off work.

>>30401399
Looking forward to it Whiskey.

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>>30401399
>mfw more lesbian guard and overseer

>>30401840
>lesbian guard
It never really felt to me that Solemn swings that way.

>>30402242
well we don't really know yet, she didn't comment over the kiss being her first or unpleasant beyond the shared breath and unexpectedness.
For all we know she's 5 sexual partners deep and only staying from her 6th because of the plague. 6th is Lamp Light

>>30401399
So... You live with your parents?

>>30402987
Roommate. Used to have three but I'm down to one now as we all go our separate ways.

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https://derpibooru.org/1473070

>>30403933
That's some mighty cute pony right there, thank ya kindly dude

>>30403933
dawwwww

>>30403933
Top cute
>>30402732
There's actually a small reference to her kissing ability in the beginning of the story, when she's trying to sneak up on Anon. As to her preferences, well, still a subject of mystery for now.

>>30404076
Don't worry Neuro, I like this lewd a lot

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>>30404076
DELET

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gonna finish this tomorrow, what guard mare would you like this to be?
>>30404683
I'm glad someone did

>>30405270
We haven't had any new Careful art in a while. Also
>>30404683
This.

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Here we go. Drank a little too much to trust myself to write, so I decided to try something sorta in the game's art style

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>>30406084
One more thing. Think it works better like this

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>>30406099
And last version. Moved her eyes upward so it doesn't look like Anon is flashing her the ol' donger. Pick your favorite.

>>30406146
>>30406099
Needs a gif of her eyes going back and forth.

would have been funnier if she was originally looking at his crotch.

>>30406146
damn son, you need to do more drawing from now on, this is really gud

>>30406146
Man no bullshit you've got some legit art talent there.
Last one works the best, like you say she's not eying his junk, even if realistically she would want to be watching his hands.

How long is whisky and cigars and magic and mud? The art is getting me interested in them but don't know which to read first.

>>30406279
Whiskey and Cigars for you then, Magic and Mud is on hiatus last we heard.

>>30406279
>>30406299
Agreed; Whiskey and Cigars first.

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>>30406146
>>30406099
>>30406084
This is nice

I like drawing

>>30406146
>>30406099
>>30406084
Holy shit, this is amazing.

>>30406299
hopefully it fucking stays on hiatus, nobody wants Yoohoo or his shit story here especially after he came out as the anti-bat autist.
Good riddance

>>30407554
Meh, I liked his story at the start, but after he said he wouldn't have Anon in it, just lost interest in it.

>>30407577
we need to make it a requirement that anon be in green written here like "This is a thread about guardsmares and their interactions with Anon"
Because no one wants to read about some retarded war premise filled with gore especially if the ONE single most important human is nonexistent

>>30407607
Eh, he posted it, and by and large no one really read it from what I can tell, aside from him samefagging with a proxy, so its not like he did anything aside from his usual shitposting he does while anonymous, or going around to other threads calling people that insults his intelligence RGMAnon and saying he's not the thread police. Why he felt like tripping up when it was pointed out his story was ignored, I don't know. But who cares anyways.

>>30407636
well i liked the story
maybe if more people were vocal about it, things wouldn't have ended like they did, but it still upsets me

>>30407636
exactly the reason I hope it stays on hiatus. In fact it should just be removed from the OP altogether. He doesn't deserve to be in this thread if he's so intent on shitposting 24/7 to the point where he would SAMEFAG and PROXY to lie about there being more faggots like him just because nobody read his awful green
like come on man, grow up and stop being so jealous you throw a tantrum about it

>>30407722
put your trip back on and fuck off Yooho, no one liked your story

>>30407722
Meh, its Yoohoo's own fault for dragging his shit taste into the story to spite people that wasn't going to read it anyways. But, as an original faggot shitposter, he isn't that smart. So it better to remember him for the brief bout of competence he had fooling everyone into thinking he was intelligent. Nothing to be done about it, besides the fact his story just wasn't that popular to begin with aside from the faggots that knew who he really was, or just his proxies.
>>30407744
Eh, he didn't shitpost in the story, for that fact alone he is fine. What he does anonymously is another story though, and the proxies is grounds enough to remove him. Seeing as I doubt he will come back and finish his story I suppose we might as well.

>>30407753
anon calm yo self, im just saying it wasnt that bad
i was hoping i could've at least see rewind get saved before all of that

>>30407754
i'm 99% sure nobody but him read it
Anyone giving "feedback" or "praise" was just himself trying to make it look more popular than it was
>>30407763
sure thing Yoohoo, I believe you :^)
just go read a better green if you're really desperate for closure

>>30407774
>>30407774
but its not the same
this is probably why he went the shitposting route, some randy stair type stuff where he was just ignored all the time and lashed out
plus there's like 1200 hits on the pastebin, i really doubt someone would just hit refresh a bunch of times to feel like someone read his stuff

>>30407790
pastebin doesn't count unique views, he probably set something up to refresh the page over and over and then went to sleep
>it's not the same
you're right, it's better

>>30407796
>i really doubt someone would just hit refresh a bunch of times to feel like someone read his stuff
and if that were the case, then why stop at 1200? go big or go home, and 1200 is barely anything

>>30407806
don't ask me how the mind of an autistic shitposter works, I don't know
Maybe he wanted to keep it "reasonable" or something

>>30407754
Now let's be fair here, he was a faggot and his green was dogshit, but I don't think he brought any of his shitposting into the story. At least not that I think, he never put batponies in his story. All he did was post an objectively bad opinion and proxy shitpost a lot

>>30407790
>some randy stair type where he was ignored all the time and lashed out
Maybe if he'd listened to the thread and put in Anon, batponies, and removed the war shit, he wouldn't have gotten ignored and he wouldn't have had to shitpost like he did

You're all right. Lets just love bat-cancer. EEEEEE, Mangoes!! Woona wuvs our speshul batz!

Fuck batcancer

>Someone wrote a guard story
>"It doesn't have Anon in it? REEeeeeee!!"
>"Everyone who claims to like it is just the writer samefagging!"

>"someone voiced his personal opinion on batponies and how he doesn't like them?"
>"REEEEEEEEEE!!! Remove him from the OP!"
>"Everyone who says the same is just him samefagging from now on!"
>"Fuck if he writes guard mare stories! -I- don't like him, so he needs to be removed!"
The autism going on right now is unbelievable.

>>30407852
>Maybe if he'd listened and put in batcrap
>Trying to force someone to put something in his own work that he doesn't like
Are you retarded? This isn't the Batpony general, nobody should be forced to put that shit in their stories or art if they don't want to.

>>30407887
>>30407878
Hi Yoohoo, come back to shitpost some more I see? Why don't you put your trip back on since everyone already knows it's you

>>30407959
I don't know about >>30407878 but I am not Yoohoo, you retard.
>You're shitposting if you want nothing to do with fanmade batponies in your own work
This isn't the Bat general, get that in your fucking head. You can't force others to like batcrap or put it in their stuff if they don't want to. Why are you being so damn persistent over that?
You don't want anything to do with stallions, satyrs, or mothponies. Does that mean you're a shitposter?

>pretty nice, quiet day or two
>someone mentions something controversial
And we're back ladies and gentlemen

>>30408348
as long as Yoohoo keeps coming back and shitting up the thread, it won't be enjoyable
he really needs to just fucking go, nobody wants him here

>>30408378
Not wanting to shoehorn something you don't like into your own guard story means you're shitting up the thread?

>>30408378
I like Yahoo's story and almost every story on this board has Anon and it just bland after a while.

>>30408403
he voiced his opinion on batponies a few threads back after nobody paid attention to his update like usual and was rightly run out of the general
the general was perfect afterwards because he was the only anti-bat autist going around samefagging with proxies and there wasn't any shitposting
Which is why his story needs to be removed from the OP. maybe then he can stop lurking around here and get the hint to fuck off
>>30408418
spelling your name wrong doesn't fool anyone Yoohoo, everyone enjoys anon because who doesn't want to be with cute cuddly guardsmares? nice try calling everyone else's stories bland though, maybe one day somebody other than you will read what you write and you can stop being jealous

>>30408445
anon that's a new ip
you cant seriously go around saying everybody is yoohoo, that's pretty autistic

I could care less whether a story revolves around anon or a single guardspony, whether the guardspony is a batpony, a mothpony or the other 3 races, whatever.

Shit, as long as it's written well with solid world/character building i'll probably like it.

What i can't fucking stand is all this ceaseless bitching about batponies. Great, you have an opinion, i respect that.

But after reeing about it again and again for the 120th time, nonstop?

Just give it a fucking rest already, i'm so close to reporting this shit for spam. Cause that's what it's become.

>>30408569
we've been over this before, he uses proxies to shitpost like this and make it look like people agree with him

>>30408445
>he voiced his opinion on batponies a few threads back
So? You voice your opinion on things you don't like almost every day.

>he was the only anti-bat autist going around samefagging with proxies
>Hurr, everyone is a samefagging shitposter if they don't like batponies and ignore them
Grow the fuck up and understand that there are thousands of people here on /mlp/; not everyone HAS to like batponies and put them in everything they create unless they are in the Batpony general, which this thread isn't.
If some writer doesn't want to write about batcrap or humans, then that is his right to do so, so long as it is about royal guard mares.
There are no rules that says he must to put bats and whatever else YOU want in his stories just to please your selfish ass.

>Every writer who doesn't want to put batponies in their stories should be removed from existence because -I- have a problem with them!
You are not the fucking ruler of this general, you self-centered asshole. If there are guard mares in people's work, then they should be allowed to post it here.

NOF had a solid story about anon being guarded by a batpony and you assholes chased him out of here with your faggotry.

You idiots have Blu contemplating nixing the existence of an important character in a story that damn near keeps this general alive.

And that's just the damage we can see.

What about all the other green that could have been made from writers that have been scared off by all of this pointless fucking bullshit.

Wake up, you assholes are killing your own general.

>>30408602
wait, he was chased out? i thought it just took a while to post because he wrote so much for one update

>>30408602
I don't want to think he's been chased off but it's a possibility, however there is the possibility that he's still updating it's just taking a while (normally his updates are massive and he posts one every month if you're lucky and he's on schedule, sometimes it'll take him longer)

>>30408620
Would you post a story like that in here with all of this bullshit about bats?

I sure as hell wouldn't.

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>>30408630
I don't even think it's all the anti-batposting, they seem to come and go whenever it pleases them, the real issue seem to be the ones that argue with them, you know, the ones that are obsessed with them all being a single boogeyman using proxies for fucks sake
Would YOU want to post a story in here only for it to be put on a fucking pike for not conforming to everything THEY want it to be?

God forbid you have an opinion on something. I'm surprised it took Yoohoo that long to get fed up with everything. So that makes it what, 2, maybe 3 writefags that have been chased off (potentially if NOF isn't just taking forever)

>>30408651
Hey i actually liked his story, i was happy it was different from all the other anon centric stuff. I like variety, shit i even respect the fact that he doesn't like batponies,that's his opinion and that's cool.

But goddammit if that one asshole hasn't been bitching incessantly about his hate for bats accrost the last 20 fucking threads like a broken fucking record doesn't deserve to be burned at the stake.

Seriously it's getting really annoying.

>>30408680
I'd rather burn the fuckers that dredged up this entire shitshow on a relatively calm day in the general
This fucker right here >>30407554 replied to a post that had nothing to do with the author or anything and started this entire snowball of shit

See what I mean by it not just being the bat-hate guys?

>>30408699
Of course it takes two to tango on this one, i get that no one's clean here.

Honestly, I just want to go back to reading awesome stories about badass mares in heavy armor again, that's what i'm here for.

That's what i'd hope we're all here for.

That and the art, the art has been pretty awesome too.

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>>30408722
I'm pissed that we're never getting an ending to M&M now, it was one of my favorites
>Rewind will never stop the war
>Rewind will now forever live in a Gryphon mercenary camp away from Sandstone
>The story will never finish

At least there's still our other writefriends

>>30408756
I hope he still finishes it. I may not share his opinion, but i still liked his work and respected him as a writefag.

It was good content that these threads needed,whether anyone wants to admit it or not.

>>30408756
Yohoo posted the first bad ending just a few days ago. >>30396572
I don't think he's gone for good.

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>>30408602
>You idiots have Blu contemplating nixing the existence of an important character in a story that damn near keeps this general alive.

>mfw he's actually rewriting the entire story
>mfw he's taking all these days to write Vannie out and leave Brave as the only main pone character
>mfw he returns, even the lewd will include nothing but Brave, and there will no longer be a single mention or hint that Vannie was ever apart of the green
gg guys

I just don't get it. We have a grand total of one story involving a bat that's updated on a regular basis. There's another that I've admittedly not read yet that updates once in a blue moon. Apart from that we have earth mares, pegasi and unicorns, so pick your favorite flavor and enjoy. I miss the chill and cute early days of this thread.

>>30408786
No loss there, not a single thing in his bin I liked or even remember a few hours after reading.

>>30408872
Agreed, we can have that again but we all need to remember why we're here.

For the content. Not to butt heads over meaningless bullshit, but for cool stories and prompts and art.

We've felt feels, we've laughed and we've even read a few awesome action scenes.

I don't want to lose that...

>>30408872
>>30408904
When you've got people like this >>30408880 trying to start shit all the time, is it any wonder why the good days of the thread are gone?
I thought we were getting past all the Yoohoo hate, but here it is again

>>30408910
Not like I give a shit if this thread dies, the only story I care about is whiskey's right now anyway, I lost interest in Blu's, and am losing interest in Citizen safe.

>>30408872
>>30408904
>>30408910
these discussions have been going on since thread 2 or 1 iirc. try not to miss those days too much.

>>30408880
Nobody is like this with Blu or Whiskey or Careful, nobody goes out of their way to be a dick to them. The fuck did he do to you?

>>30408910
We can get past this and back to what the thread was originally about but it's going to take time, as much as i wish we all could drop this and focus on the content it's not that easy.

There are going to be shitposters, anon. We just can't let them direct the thread like we've been doing.

>>30408941
His stories are boring, why don't you tell me which of his you love and why.

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>>30408602
>We could have had multiple stories updated each day.
>Potential green scared off because of the sheer amount of unfiltered autism.
>mfw i just want more RGM green.

Just end me senpai.

>>30408936
Whiskey's not gonna finish shit if there's nothing but screaming toxic assholes left in this thread. We keep going like this and there won't be a goddamn thing left.

>>30408956
Just overall
I followed him here from the tech thread, where he was originally writing Flight of the Nightingale
I like his greens because they consistently have interesting premises or settings that I rarely see done, and the characters are both likable and in most cases, make sense and act like ponies would when confronted with the sort of situations that they are, and they also tend to have quite a bit of development go on throughout the course of a story
He takes feedback into consideration and adjusts accordingly whenever any feedback is ever given. He used to have a pretty bad problem with pacing but at least from what I've seen it's been improving.

Hell I'm not even trying to convince you of anything, I'm just saying it's pretty hard to keep writefags around whenever they keep getting insulted and shit, but you already said you don't care if the thread dies
>inb4 thick skin

All i'm imagining is the guardmares playing poker while listening to a bunch of anons shitflinging in the next room.

>>30409081
accurate.

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>>30409081
>Rewind isn't allowed to play

>>30409081
I'm a guard, sitting in a room, watching all of you fling shit at each other on my laptop.

FS, reporting in. Possible green today.

>>30408904
>For the content.
Same. I just want to read comfy stories about Guardmares. With or without Anon; with or without lewd. Share a poke in the feels and I'm happy.

>>30408602
>NOF
>chased out
Nigga he's a supreme shitposter, if anything he'd post it more frequently just to piss the autists off. Good try, though.