RGRE: Reversed Gender Roles Equestria

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Reminder that Dash is a HUGE softie that would melt like butter when given love and affection.

>>30388389
And? Any pony can be anything you want her to be.

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>>30388389
But never admit it to anyone but her private snugglebug Anon who would spoil her rotten when nobody is looking.

>>30388383
I want a tiny Dash to try and intimidate me into sex by puffing up her chest tuft and spreading her wings aggressively.

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>>30387997
>Since yours and Rainbow's relationship is so non-standard in RGRE, neither of you are really sure what to do when you knock-up Rainbow.
>In some unusual foresight, Rainbow invites her parents over to get their input.
>After the initial joy of learning that they're going to be grandparents passes, Windy and Bow come up with a plan.
>They'll stay with you and Rainbow to coach you both through the pregnancy and into parenthood.
>It sounds like a great deal at first, but then the friction starts.
>You've never lived with normal ponies at any great length, and Rainbow largely conformed to match your expectations.
>The odd rituals, mannerisms, and total disregard for privacy or personal space that the older pegasi have is disconcerting, but that's normal to ponies who live together.
>They're equally irked by how closed, aggressive, and strange you (and now Dash since she picked up on your habits so heavily) are, even if the sweet ponies try to hide it.
>More than once your mare's parents have walked in on you and Dash being intimate without realizing why there was a freakout over it.
>Sometimes they get touchy and then be vaguely offended when you or Dash reject the contact.
>Even more rarely, they'll get intimate themselves in the communal pegasus nest bed they insist on then be hurt when you and Rainbow leave for the guest room.
>The weird cultural disconnect between you and them doesn't seem close fast enough, and everything they do is normal for ponies so it’s not just them.
>And none of this stress is counting Rainbow's friends, the media circus over an Element/Wonderbolt's pregnancy from an alien, or the havoc a part-human foal is having on Rainbow's body and hormones.

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>>30388397
Sounds about right.

>>30388383
Thanks for the thread NOF.
I would like you to know that your hard work to keeping the thread alive and shitpost free is noticed and appreciated.

>>30388389
>in RGRE Dash is the master and you're her pet

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>>30388407

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>>30388400
Now that could make one hell of a slice of life story.

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>>30388400
Could be interesting.
Make her a brood mare. Make your entire herd brood mares.

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>>30388411

>>30388383
Great. Another fucking thread started by a namefaggot. This is one of the reasons the board hates us.

>>30388431
Yup, you're a newfag. So anything else to say? If not have a (you).

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>>30388431
ayoooooo boiiiii

>>30388429
Come on. You can ho doubt find a way to make the idea compliant with the thread's reversed reversed gender roles philosophy if you try hard enough.

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>>30388445

>>30388445
He just doesn't like it, m8.

>>30388442
Yes, yes, disagreeing with an established practice makes you a newfag. So I've heard. Anything else to say?

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>>30388389
>>30388397
>>30388400
I need it

>>30388400
>pic
I bet she was telling the truth when she said that, but isn't telling the whole truth now.

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>>30388539
element of loyalty senpai

cucks get out

>>30388508
And I don't like his face, yet I'm not openly denouncing it.

>>30388552
You're both Anonymous. His face is your face.

Uggo.

>>30388445
no

>>30388431
>>30388521
I can tell you something. Why the fuck do you care what a containment board thinks? In fact, they don't think about us at all, and if they do they're part of another general just like this which means their opinion is worth dirt. This is far from my first general so this isn't the first time I've seen this kind of whining under the guise that the rest of the board gives a single fuck about the place. No one gives a shit about this trivial shit for a general they never plan on visiting. The average Glimspam garners more attention and ire.

>But this triggers my sesinsibilit-

Yeah, noted. Fuck off.

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>>30388549
>loyalty = sexual fidelity
Simply ask yourself what's realistically more likely. Two species from two different worlds that look completely nothing alike... At least donkeys and horses are similar.

>>30388577
dont make me get the cuck b gone

>>30388552
You can't change or stop people from voicing their dislike. A prompt is just a prompt and basically proposing an idea that can be approved or disapproved. You're better off writing it anyway. The people who appreciate are out there and will appreciate it. The people who dislike it are going to dislike it no matter what but that doesn't stop LaP from writing EGQ.

>>30388577
But the child is a satyr, marital problems general. :^)

>>30388549
Don't want to burst your bubble, but she's not always perfectly loyal, just like Pinkie isn't always happy and laughing, or Applejack invariably honest. It's just her main trait and that in itself doesn't mean she can never violate it. Other than that, agreed.

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>>30388614
BAM

>>30388400
This would be neat. A universe where the ponies are radically different from humans in family units has real potential to be entertaining.

>>30388609
You can certainly try, though, as people on this board often do try to snuff out any sparks of nonconformity. I'm just salty the unimaginative moaning of the boring plebeian majority with their established set of acceptable fetishes produces the desired effect while mine rarely does.

>>30388656
>ity. I'm just salty the unimaginative moaning of the boring plebeian majority
wew lad
Reeks of 'first day of college'.

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>>30388667
What college?

>>30388676
Berkeley obviously.

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>>30388681

>>30388614
>Satyr shitposters calling out other generals.
That is some hardcore pot-kettle shit.

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Would you a Derpy?

>>30388691
If pot on kettle is normal, is kettle on pot RGR material?

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>>30388691
satyrs are truly perfect for heart stoppingly cute and fuzzy family stories and feels

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>>30388691
It also has the added benefit of stopping a cuck meme in its tracks too.

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>>30388699
I would any mare to be honest. The first one that came onto me I would probably immediately marry.

>>30388709
Is there some hard and fast rule that they have to look like their parents?

>>30388699
Maybe if she had nostrils.

>>30388699
Who are all the members in Derpy's herd?

>>30388718
Kind of, because Anon is well...Anon. You can still be more subtle about giving them their parents motif and stuff.

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>>30388718
i suppose not
but it always made it much more convenient and easier for identification that way

its also cute to have so many characteristics from both the mother and father present in the child

>>30388726
Doctor Whooves is certainly one.

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>>30388699
>a mare who can hardly provide for herself, due to her eyes
>seen as a complete outcast, since she would never be able to provide care and money for a stallion
>plus she is so disruptive, no sane colt would want to spend any amount of time with her to even begin the courting
>meanwhile Anon sees a perfectly fine mare with the mother of all breeding hips, and an innate shitposter nature she is a mailmare you know
>Derpy has long time ago told herself that she is fine being alone, and that she doesn't need the affection
>oh filly was she wrong

>>30388699
Imagine having those things stroke your dick

> Waifu mare is bi
> Before Anon, she was in lesbians with other mare
> Once waifu herds with Anon, other mare is also pulled into the herd
> Other mare isn't romantically interested in Anon, but it's glad he makes waifu happy
> Anon and lesbian mare are bros that double team waifu

I don't know why, but this dynamic is fascinating to me.

>>30388768
>a potential cool beans BonBon that's happy to rail Lyra with Anon instead of being a total bitch
Yes please

>>30388768
>>30388786
>implying I would want to share

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>Be Anon
>Not that one
>Not that one either
>The other one
>"Alright class, if you'll take your seats we may begin with today's lesson."
>You watched as a group of Canterlot High students, both girls and boys, found their seats and pulled out notebooks
>Such a sight would have made you let out a nostalgic sigh
>You might have even recalled your years in high school, and the good and bad times that it brought
>But, at that moment, all you could do was sit in the teacher's chair, frozen
>"Just your notebooks today class. Our lesson is going to require quite a bit of note taking, so I'd be diligent on that front if I were you."
>There were a pair of hands on your shoulders
>Two perfect hands with perfectly manicured, dark green nails
>They were kneading your shoulders with a surprising amount of strength, though the impromptu massage did absolutely nothing to relieve the tension in your body
>The person that was kneading your shoulders was standing directly behind the chair that you were sitting in
>They were so close that you could feel the warmth of their body on the back of your neck and smell that enchanting, ever-changing fragrance they wore
>"Now, as all of you know, I'm primarily a physics teacher for this school," the speaker behind you said, her voice like honey. "But, since I also have my masters in Animal Husbandry and Species Analysis, and since we happen to find our school overrun with a new species of human--"
>A hand slid along your shoulder
>You couldn't help but shiver as a fingertip traced your jaw
>"--I decided that it might help you to understand who and what we are dealing with. And, since my... assistant and I have been spending many, MANY night getting to know each other, I'd like to tell you of my findings."
>Many of the girls in class let out giggles, while more than a few guys frowned, grumbling angrily to themselves
>The speaker behind you didn't pay them any mind, her hands moving down some to give your chest a squeeze
>Oh lord...

>>30388806
OH SHIT IT IS TIME ONCE MORE

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>>30388792
>posting this in HaremMaresGeneral
Shiggy diggy

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>>30388768
>>30388786
>During a particularly nasty estrus, Bonbon gets curious enough about dick to try it.
>After that estrus, she's now bi rather than strictly homo.
>After a bit more soul searching, she decides she's got room in her heart for another.
>Lyra is overjoyed that everything is a proper 3 way relationship now.

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>>30388879
I'm more monogamist famalam. Don't care much for the idea of sharing MY mare. She's MINE.

>>30388549
>element of loyalty

>sold her friend into slavery
>unrepentant, developing, braggart
>flattest character of mane 6
>worst of mane 6
>rainbow trash

>>30388888
UNFFF, PIC SIR QUINTS?!

>>30388908
lap pls
you should be writing your next post

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>>30388806
>Oh geeze...
>"Now, as you can see on the board behind me, this species has called themselves homo faggous youous."
>Your knee jerked as the speaker leaned down a bit, pressing two full, heavy breasts on the top of your head
>Fingertips slid up your neck, teasing the sensitive flesh, before hands pressed themselves against your cheeks and forced you to look ahead
>Oh Sweet baby Buddha...
>Oh Vishnu...
>"Though, at a glance, they don't look much different than us, there are some striking differences. Anon? Stand up please."
>Though you wanted to do nothing of the sort, you found yourself standing up
>The moment you did so, arms wrapped around your middle and forced you backward
>You weren't a small man by any means, but even so you found your head sitting snugly between a pair of tits that a man would kill for
>Tits that you had, in fact, been getting to know over the past few days
>Maybe perhaps a little too well, if the soreness in your body was any indication
>"Since we've seen no female homo faggous youous, we will have to focus on the male."
>Another shiver ran through your spine at the word focus
>The girls in the class let out another chuckle, leaning forward in their desks
>"As I'm sure you've probably seen, a male homo faggous youous is generally larger than our males and their strength seems to be marginally greater as well, though, like us, they seem to come in all shapes and sizes."
>Those two hands began making their way up and down your body, slowly
>Though the touches never dipped below your waist, you couldn't help but squirm, your pants tightening
>W-Was it getting hot in here?
>Because i-it felt hot...
>"But with this size, there seems to have made these males far more aggressive than ours," the speaker continued, her tone professional even as she molested you in front of a bunch of teenagers. "And with this aggression mother nature has seen fit to equip them with some tools for a it."

>>30388911
kek

>>30388927
ONWARD

>>30388911
>unrepentant, developing, braggart
meant unrepentant and impatient

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>>30388889
>monogamist
Wow, same.

But I would not want to make her abandon her friend. Plus I get to watch two mares make out when I procreate with one of them. That is a sacrifice I am willing to make to see Mintpone happy.

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>>30388927
>One hand ceased stroking your chest to lift up your top lip
>"A pair of canines that are mostly likely to either attract makes or fend off rival males can be clearly seen here and here."
>You let out an "eep!" as a hand reached back and gave your ass a squeeze
>"Larger muscles in the buttocks and thighs no doubt make it easier for to competing males to kick and chase each other, or perhaps run down any females that they so happen to fancy."
>The teen girls watching you grinned
>One could be clearly seen taking pictures
>You were pretty sure one was jilling off near the back
>"I'm sure you've seen many of these males competing for girls in this very school, myself included. I'm also sure you've seen just how vicious they can get."
>She wasn't wrong
>More than a few guys had gone to the hospital for fights
>Broken noses, broken limbs, while you were fighting someone had pulled a KNIFE
>And you couldn't forget what had happened with those guys fighting over the principals...
>Where had they even gotten those guns...?
>And why did they stand there for days straight pointing guns at each other...?
>"After a "winner" is proclaimed however, the other males seem not to wish the winner harm, simply moving onto other, less... desirable girls."
>The speaker pressed themselves against you, a low purr escaping her throat
>"Thankfully for the losers, nature has also been kind enough to ensure that they won't lack female interest."
>A hand slipped underneath your shirt
>Blushing, you tried to keep your arms pinned to your sides, but before you realized what had even happened your shirt was over your head
>"Each one of these males seem to secrete a special pheromone that we girls seem to really enjoy."
>Tossing your shirt away, the hands grabbed you and spun you around
>You were able to look up at Ms. Chrysalis, the woman that you had beaten twenty other guys to get
>She was looking down at you with a toothy smile, her emerald eyes dancing

>>30388888
>still though, your friendship with newly acquired benefits with Bon is much different than that lovey-dovey thing you both have towards Lyra
>she is the pampered one in your house, even if she plays the tough marely mare with iron tuft and soft teats
>or something like that
>meanwhile, you keep throwing casual insults back and forth with Candyhoers, all in good spirit

"Wow, you sure do know how to suck a dick Bonnie. Have you been practising?"
>She empties her mouth from, well, you with a loud and extremely lewd pop, and licks her lips dry with a smirk.
>"Right, says a colt who is being mounted by a mare. Stop being such a faggot and suck that minty clit, or I'll think that we're not the only ones who swing both ways in this house."
>You wink at her and go back to working Lyra.
>Who was also very vividly winking as well, even though in different sense.

>>30389023
>either attract makes
attract mates*
>You were pretty sure one was jilling off near the back
>tfw you will never be used as masturbation material in the middle of class
Hot, but sad.
>You were able to look up at Ms. Chrysalis, the woman that you had beaten twenty other guys to get
>She was looking down at you with a toothy smile, her emerald eyes dancing
Unf

>>30389082
This is my fetish, give moar.

>>30389023
>The tall, intimidating woman was beautiful
>So beautiful that it took your breath away whenever you looked at her
>And unfortunately, she seemed to pick this up every time too
>Her grin widening, she pressed your face into her cleavage and nuzzled the top of your head
>"There are also slight differences in the shape of the genitalia."
>Your toes curled as a hand brushed against the tent in your pants
>Oh sweet Jesus, here you come...
>You let out a quiet groan, which was mostly muffled by the teacher's tit flesh
>"Interestingly enough, the homo faggous youous also seems to be in an almost constant state of rut. It it's as powerful as say, a horse in estrus season, but it's enough that arousal is just a few touches away!"
>You twitched as the tent in your pants was brushed again
"Fuuccccck," you groaned, shutting your eyes tightly
>Ms. Chrysalis let out a giggle, nuzzling you with a little more force
>"I hypothesize this state of continuous arousal is what helps make these males so naturally aggressive and gives them such a... impressive stature."
>Ms. Chrysalis kissed the top of your head
>Not able to help yourself, you nuzzled your face into her tits, trying to push her top down so you could get at a nipple
>"You'll notice, if you pay very close attention, that when a male homo faggous youous eventually finds himself a mate, he becomes much more docile, such as with the case of Anon here."
>Your face reddened as you felt your zipper being pulled down
>Oh boy...
>Oh here we go...
>Justing nothing but your teeth, you managed to unbutton the first two buttons on the teacher's top before, with a growl, she spun you back around so that your back was pressed up against her chest
>"Now, class, pay very close attention, because we're going to explore a very new topic with this particular species."
>You nearly jumped out of your skin as a hand slipped into your fly
>Ms. Chrysalis, nibbling on your ear, took in a deep breath

>>30389129
>It it's as powerful as say,
What?
>Justing nothing but your teeth,
The hell is justing? Did you mean using*?
>You nearly jumped out of your skin as a hand slipped into your fly
>Ms. Chrysalis, nibbling on your ear, took in a deep breath
Teaching the difference between fucking in the middle of class, how lewd.....moar.

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>>30389129
>"Today we're going to be studying the mating habits of the homo faggous youous," she said, stroking you to twitching, leaking hardness. "Since there are no females of the same species, I'll have to... volunteer~"
>You didn't ask for this
>It was still pretty awesome though

>>30389188
Alright, I'm done. I just wanted to do something with Chryssi because I thought it'd be funny to write about a dirty old lady. I'll make sure to fix the fuck ups in the bin

>>30389201
Awesome, also. Page Anon when?

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>>30389201
>dirty old lady
you mean the best kind of old lady?

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>>30388758
I like this idea. This is a good idea.

>Shining loses Cadence in a card game to Anon.
>Go Fish is not Texas Hold 'Em.
>First Twilight, then Celestia, then Luna try to beat him to win first Cadence, then the other Princesses back as they somehow lose themselves as stakes.
>Anon ends up "owning" the four Princesses.
>Cadence, Luna, and Celestia quickly realise they could use this as a holiday and as a time-period of being "normal" mares providing for their stallion.

>>30388888
>the estrus meme
So the dick belongs to a stallion.

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>>30389217
>human shoulders and arms

>>30389201
So who's next? Celestia? Luna? A gaggle of random background girls getting carried off to broom closets and empty classrooms?

>>30389358
Huh... I'd never noticed that.

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Alrighty fellas, heads up. I'm gonna post more Aftershock now.

>>30389422
IT ALL COMES AT ONCE

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>>30389422
>” So… so that’s IT?” Dash confirms, clearly irked.
>Twilight says nothing, and you turn to watch as the pegasus drops out of the air like a stone, falling onto her boney flank without so much as a twitch as she crumples her forelegs across her chest.
>“That’s all? He’s just gone and we’re supposed to wait around for something to happen? The heck are we even HERE for right now? The heck are we supposed to DO while we ‘wait for instructions’?” she says, speaking the last part in a deep, faux-dumb voice as she angrily gestures at all of you.
>”Have a freakin’ TEA PARTY and talk about freakin’… COLTS or something, like a bunch’a pansies?”

<>

>Rainbow Dash grumbles some unspecific expletive as you set her teacup in front of her on the table, her tail swishing about like a metronome behind her as she eyes the steaming drink with nothing less than disdain.
>You ignore her, passing up the pouting pegasus to serve the other winged pony.
>She takes her own hot glass with a quiet sound of thanks, setting it on the table along with the others.
>”Sorry about the lack of variety,” Twilight comments from above, her voice echoing out from her second-story loft.
>“I wasn’t really expecting, uh… well, anything that happened today – and Spike hasn’t gone to the store in a while. We’re a little short on, uh… everything, haha.”
>You pat the sour-faced dragon on the head gingerly as you meet him at the end of the table, his once full tray of drinks now empty.
“It’s okay, Darling,” you call back, “I’m sure we can manage under the circumstances.”
>The sound of a bed squeaking and drawers sliding hisses down from the loft, and a moment later Twilight reemerges with her own glass and a massive bag of what appears to be haychips.

>>30389446
>Behind her, you can only just make out the topmost section of her window, and through the thin slat of her curtains glimmers a dusky sky, the barest hints of dark blue peeking in between the gradually emerging stars.
>”Great, thanks,” she replies genuinely as she trots down the stairs, her items bobbing along in her purple aura.
>”Make yourselves at home, everypony. The situation with the sleeping bags and air mattress might make bedtime a little, er… competitive, but we should be fine for the rest of the night,” she says.
>”Thanks again for coming. We – uh, the princess included, really appreciate you girls taking this seriously and dropping everything. Sorry I don’t have more news for you… she’ll be sending me another letter bright and early tomorrow if we’re lucky…”
>”Greeeeaaat,” Dash grouses as she leans forward and plants her chin flat against the table, “and how early we talkin’ exactly?”
>”Early as it takes, Dashie, ya’ lazy sack’a pony,” Applejack responds as she snatches up her own glass, sipping non-too bashfully from her cup of cider.
>Twilight returns with her sack of chips, placing them down on the table along with the rest of your ‘dinner’; leftover cake, stale pretzels, carrots, celery, bean dip, a few slices of cheese and, last but certainly not least, a massive piece of fresh red gelatin that wobbled as she set them down.
>Dash scans the items and mumbles something under her breath, ears drooping as she turns to watch AJ gulping from her cup as the rest of you, sans Spike, take your seats.
>”… I want some cider,” she says, almost too quiet to hear.
>”Ohoh, oooof course,” the farm mare says after swallowing.
>”I thought you ‘didn’t care’?” Twilight retorts, rolling her eyes before setting them on her dragon roomie who does much the same before turning and waddling off toward the back room.

>>30389460
>You find the energy to snicker along with Pinkie and a few others, Fluttershy attempting to hold back her titters out of empathy for the now blushing speedster.
>”… I changed my mind…” Dash muddles out childishly.
>”Mmmmhm,” Applejack hums, unamused.
>In short time the small dragon returns with a light green cup clasped between his sharp grabbers and joins the rest of you, all of whom begin reaching across the table to snag bits of mismatching food to put on your plates and, in some cases, teacup platters.
>You take little pleasure and certainly no pride in it, especially considering the reason all of you are here, but seeing as this is the first time you’d be eating today, you spare no time piling more than your fair share onto the plate and digging it.
>The table is consumed for time with nothing but the clink of silverware and glasses as each mare (and one dragon) eat their fill
>Or, in Pinkie’s case, as close to.
>Eventually the meal begins to wind down, your fellow table guests now absentmindedly picking chips and other small morsels directly from the center as you chat and fill what space happens to remain in your stomachs as the night continues to creep in and on.
>Pinkie, mouth still half full, raises a hoof to get all of your attentions as she uses the other one to wipe a dollop of dip from the side of her mouth.
>”Okay, okay, so ol’ Pinkie’s totally in the dark here, girls, I admit it,” she says, swallowing.
>“Throw me a bone, alright? Gimme the run-down on this boy. What’s he like?”
>Twilight begins to chew more quickly, practically forcing the mess of pretzels she just shoved into her mouth down her throat in an effort to be the first to answer.
>”He’s nice, really nice,” she asserts quickly.
>”He’s on the big side, but he’s totally harmless and very, very kind. Quite the gentlecolt if you give him the chance, totally, uh… normal.”

>>30389470
>Pinkie’s brow rises slightly, and she eyes the lavender mare with a keen eye.
>”Uhh… yeah? That so?” she says with a hint of a smirk, obviously deliberating over the unicorn’s quick and overly thorough description.
“Just so,” you add just as quickly, “he’s quite charming, very worldly. Likes his, ah… cider, as well.”
>Pinkie sports a full on grin after your last sentence just like you hoped she would, her eyes shining.
”Oh yes, he’s quite the drinker. Why, he could probably give you a run for your money, Pinkamina.”
>”Uhh-huh, right; let’s not get ahead of ourselves,” Pinkie responds flippantly as she leans back on her forelegs, obviously unconvinced.
>”YOU lily-livers might be so easily swayed, but I’ve heard it all before already. I wasn’t born yesterday, girls.”
>Now you yourself are smiling, matching the pink pony’s doubt with your own confidence.
>”We weren’t ‘told’ of his proclivities for apples, darling,” you assure her, “we witnessed them first-hoof.”
>Now you have her attention.
>The party pony leans forward, still skeptical but obviously biting in.
>”Oh yeah?” she says, flitting her eyes away, “So what’s this ‘cider savant colt’ drink then, huh? Cornhusk’s?”
>Twilight makes a noise and jerks slightly, coughing roughly into her tea glass before being forced to set it down and cover her mouth.
>”Now don’t ya’ll be sellin’ great-auntie-grandma Cornhusk short,” AJ remarks, frowning, “she makes a good livin’ AND a nice product.”
>You roll your eyes, your tea spoon swirling about in what’s left of your drink as you twirl it about in your magical aura.
>”No Pinkie, I assure you he has MUCH better taste than that,” you say, holding to your position even in spite of Applejack’s proceeding sour look.
>”Ya’ll’r just bein’ snooty wusses,” the farm mare retorts.
>”What else is new…” Dash mumbles, but Pinkie simply chuckles and shakes her head.

>>30389476
>”Dude, you know I’m not one to be picky, but I can’t drink Cornhusk’s unless I’m already drunk. Stuff tastes like it’s made in a freakin’ – TOILET,” she laughs out.
>Her comment is followed swiftly by guffaws from you and the others.
>Applejack – and Rainbow Dash to a lesser extent – simply grumble into their drinks in the midst of your teasing, and you SWEAR you just make out the previous one mumble something about the merits of making alcohol in a toilet as the laughter reaches its peak.
>”Okay, fine,” Pinkie says after the noise dies down, scooping up some dip on a chip before tossing into her mouth and chewing around her words.
>“So he drinks. MAYBE he even drinks the good stuff – but anypony can ‘drink’,” she asserts, eyeing you smartly.
>”What really matters is what happens AFTERWARD. Sure he drinks, but I bet he gets wasted on the stuff. I’m talkin’ MESSY drunk. Petite unicorn co-ed drunk.”
>Both you and Twilight manage a soft chuckle at the implication, but you nonetheless continue, tapping your spoon gently on the edge of your glass as you set it back down.
“I can assure you he remained nothing less than a gentlecolt before AND after our little happy hour, and he was drinking much, much stronger than we had the nerve to,” you reply, nodding your head to both Twilight and Dash.
>Pinkie’s smirk only grows at this, and she leans back on her hooves again to peer off innocently.
>”Well, that’s not saying much…” you hear her mumble under her breath.
>You huff and turn your nose at her, and even Dash, consumed otherwise in her pouting, drops her brow at the party pony’s cheek.
”Our helpings were plenty admirable, darling,” you assure her again, holding back much of your pride in the statement.

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>>30388573
But anon, if he doesn't get exactly what he wants when he wants it, then the batp0nes win.

>>30388614
Checkmate, atheists.

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>>30389489
”His were just stronger, and he might have even taken more than we did in the end. I’m not trying to spin you a tall tail. He certainly got a little… tipsy, like all of us, but he held his own just fine. Of course, he’s plenty pleasant while sober as well.”
>You turn to nod at the farm mare, shifting the conversation to her.
>”Applejack knows,” you posit, “she’s met him; tell her. She thought he was very nice, very cordial, not at all, ahh…”
>You freeze up in an instant when you notice your mistake, watching as a long, apprehensive look slowly stretches across the farm mare’s face.
“A-Ahh, ahh, not at all, uh…”
>Your face pales slightly as you stumble to fill in the words yourself whilst all eyes turn toward Applejack.
“W-… what’s the word?” you bumble, cutting your eyes fearfully at Twilight in a plea for assistance.
>”Intimidatin’.”
>The response you were looking for comes not from your intended ally, but from the apricot orange mare beside her; the very last place you were hoping for.
>Applejack stare’s deeply into her glass, entranced, her mouth twitching slightly as she observes the subtly shifting liquid in her cup with undue concentration.
>Like she was on edge.
>But more so, like she was uneasy about something, like she was nervous.
>As a mare whom every other mare could tell was lying at the drop of a hat, she had plenty reason to…
>”… not at all, uh… frightnin’er nothin’…” she goes on, much of the emotion draining from her voice.
>”Don’t make yer’, uh… heart beat up a storm ‘er your hooves get all sweaty-like neither… don’t give ya’ no sorta’-sorta’… itch on yer skin, like on the backa’ yer neck on accounta’ how-how… big, he is while he’s standin’ over ya ‘er nothin…”
>The farm mare, noticing that all eyes were on her now, attempts – and ‘attempts’ really is right – a smile, her voice shaking as she continues on.

>>30389559
>”W-Why, ah didn’t think that feller was gonna ruh-run me, uh… r-run me down a-an leap on me fer a second…” she whispers, looking like she was going to swing her hoof for emphasis before stopping short and letting it hang awkwardly at her side.
>In fact, her foreleg hangs aloft for several seconds, almost as if she forgot it was there, before quickly being shoved back at her side.
>”N-Not once…” she whispers.
>There’s a pause here while each mare drinks her painfully stilted speech in, the farm mare’s own attempt to move the conversation over Anonymous in a positive direction currently suffering its death rattles for all her effort.
>Applejack, taking advantage of this lull in conversation, lifts her forelegs, takes her cider back into her hooves, and takes a drink.
>A long one.
>In fact, she drains the rest of her cup in one go.
>She’d only just refilled before this conversation started, but when she puts it back on the table the glass is clearly empty.
>”Y-Yessiree,” she goes on, shivering from the rush of alcohol hitting her stomach.
>Her voice actually cracks.
>It takes all your restraint not to reach across the table and caringly pat her on the shoulder, assure the poor creature that she’d done her absolute best and that she had lease to safely stop talking now.
>”… Hooookay,” Pinkie responds, clearly attuned to the awkward tension the other earth pony had just set in the room.
“Welp, I guess that’s, uh… somethin’?”
>Fluttershy looks tense, but there also seems to be something else in her eyes, something distant and strange.
>She eyes Applejack carefully, the few stray nibbles on her plate forgotten.
>”He sounds… nice,” she begins, pulling her eyes away only now.
>“…how big did you say he was, exactly?”
>Twilight scratches at her cheek and hums pensively as if in thought, but you can see the glimmer of concern in her eyes as she considers her answer.

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>>30389571
>”W-Well, he’s not so big. Not like a dragon or anything. He’s a biped like a minotaur, but he’s a little taller than one of those, I think.”
>”He has foreleg claws like Spi – ahh, well, not CLAWS, per say,” she amends hastily, shooting a look at the small dragon seated on her right.
>“He doesn’t have big claws or teeth or anything like that… nothing dangerous like that…”
>As Twilight stays any further description, so too does the conversation stay for a while, the four ponies who know him exchanging looks while the two who didn’t thought on your descriptions of him so far.
>Pinkie merely hums, her curiosity sated somewhat, but you can still see the interest in her eyes.
>Likewise, while the liveliness in Fluttershy’s eyes has dimmed a tad after Twilight’s detailing, the pegasus is still obviously engaged.
>”What do his teeth look like specifically? What does he eat?” she continues, much of the usual timidity gone from her voice.
>“How strong do you think he is?”
>The canary yellow mare appears to fidget with her hooves as she speaks, a small, unimposing smile gracing her lips.
>Twilight hums in acknowledgement, thinking on her reply, but Fluttershy continues thinking aloud.
“Would he be strong enough to lift a pony off the ground? Or maybe… keep them on the ground? Could he… maybe…”
>Her eyes dart away innocently, but you can see within them the depth at which she’s considering this, the passion.
>The danger, too; you didn’t notice where her line of thinking was going until just now.
>”… Overpower a pony if he really wanted to?”
>”U-Uhh, I don’t think that’s really, uh…” Twilight stutters, hoof grinding into the back of her neck in obvious distress as she mentally fights over the correct answer to give.
>You yourself open your mouth to speak but can think of no way to spin your answer in such a way as to be right whilst also being truthful.

>missing meme arrows
Derp, those are fixed in the doc.

>>30389583
>The last place you wanted the conversation to go was now where you were, and you were taken there by surprise, by a source you weren’t expecting.
>Fluttershy seems completely oblivious to the can of worms she just opened, the seed she’d just planted in herself and your pink companion.
>They weren’t the only ones affected, either.
>Applejack has that long look on her face again, like she’s seeing a ghost in the pit of dry cup.
>”Hey sugarcube,” she says, unblinking, “….could ya’ll get ol’ Applejack a refill, sweetheart?”
>Spike, who was the most probable target of her request, pops a slab of leftover cake into his mouth and shifts place, making a sound of acknowledgement but keeping still after the fact.
>”W-Well… I guess if he REALLY wanted to, like his life depended on it…” Twilight whispers.
>Fluttershy follows up her statement almost immediately, eyes lidding as she stares off into space.
>”Could he hold a pony down on the ground? – ahh, that is, if he ‘really’ wanted to?” she asks, making only minor maneuvers to conceal her interest now.
>”U-Uhh…” Twilight fumbles.
>Spike taps a tiny fist against his chest and clears his throat, a strange look coming onto his face as he visibly swallows several times.
>”You alright, sweetheart?” the farm mare whispers, leaning across the table toward him.
>”Uhh, well, scientifically, speaking, it isn’t totally unlikely that he may posses the ability to-to, uh, confine a pony in such a way as to render them—”
>Spike’s jaw pops open he lurches forward.
>You flinch back and gasp, fully expecting to be hit with collateral from the explosion of cake and snack-slurry vomit that was inevitably about to spring from his mouth.
>But that doesn’t happen.

>>30389599
>Instead, a wide lash of green flame paired with a thunderous belch leaps from between his teeth, outshining the meagre torches stationed all around you with the flash of light-giving fire.
>You hardly have time to recognize what’s happening before a bound sheet of parchment spins itself together amidst the inferno and drifts into the air, hanging suspended for a moment before drifting back down.
>Twilight blinks and suddenly jerks forward, shock painting her face.
>”Q-Quick! GRAB—!” she manages a split second before the letter plops down onto the table.
>Or, more specifically, plops down into the partly raided bowl of bean dip.
>”It…” she finishes dispassionately, ears and reaching hoof drooping.
>”NAH-HIIICE,” Pinkie shouts, clapping her hoof against the tiny dragon’s back in a show of admiration, completely oblivious to his cherry-red face.
>”That was a big one!”
>Twilight’s look of displeasure grows as her horn flickers to life, the sullied letter floating out of the viscous food and hovering toward her.
>Spike, still flushed, jumps up from his seat on the ground and scurries away, muttering something about Applejack’s cider through the claws now wrapped around mouth as he retreats.
>”The princess!?” Dash exclaims as she leaps to her hooves, her once drained demeanor flipping off like a switch at the prospect of news.
>You rise as well, any semblance of fulfilment you once had for dwindling the hours away with your friends, as nice as it had been, crumbling away and falling into a heap as Twilight carefully brushes away some of the smeared gunk and begins to work at the wax seal.
>”It has the royal insignia,” she replies quickly, her own excitement clearly picking up.
>All eyes have turned to Twilight once more, watching her with baited breath as she slowly unfurls the roll of parchment in her hooves and begins to study the message.
>Her eyes flit to and fro as she scans through, eyes narrowing in concentration.

>>30388889
Polygyny master race. You don't have to share her with other guys like some open "relationship" cuck. But she shares you with other girls.

>>30389605
“W-Well?” you venture.
>The purple mare’s brow hardens and your heart drops.
>”Something’s happened,” she explains quickly, “not good. Castle is in an uproar…”
>”MORE SPECIFIC, please!” Dash chirps desperately.
>Though you wouldn’t usually approve of the pegasus’ means, you share her impatience, wading your hoof through the air in the sign for her to continue.
>”The Princess doesn’t think she’s… proper position… oversee…”
>”C’mawn now, Twilight!” AJ grouses, but the librarian lifts a hoof and jams it in front of her face, insistently silencing her – and the rest of you – as she reads on.
>”I think the princess wants us to go somewhere…” continues Twilight, blowing through the letter as fast she can.
>Eventually her eyes stop on a single point and widen considerably, her lips thinning as a look of mild terror appears on her face, one that becomes contagious as the seconds tick on without further elaboration.
>”The Princess is…” she begins, and a moment later she slams the letter down on the table, staring into it in shock.
>”The Princess is coming HERE!?”

>>30388908
In all fairness, Fluttershy has turned to shit. I think Rainbow subconsciously realizes this and sought to make the best of a bad situation.

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>>30389201
I didn't know I needed to be molested by my hot cougar teacher until now

>>30389621
>not doing the molesting

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>>30389616
Hoohkay, that's the last of that update. Bit shorter this scene, but hopefully you guys enjoyed all the same. This is also the last update I have loaded and ready, so you guys'll have to wait a bit for more - which I'll be getting to you asap.

For those wondering about scale, these last few updates make up the meat of the middle portion of the story. The next ones will be heading into the resolution and climax. I hope you guys enjoyed. Comment, critique, errors, love, hate, it's all good. Until next time, and thanks for reading.

The Aftershock pastebin has been updated, and is once again here: https://pastebin.com/k4uKn6Va

>>30389664
>This is also the last update I have loaded and ready, so you guys'll have to wait a bit for more
FUG

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>>30389664
>the last update I have loaded and ready.

A respectful "go fuck yourself" for the cliff-hanger, and another for announcing this is the middle section of your story.

Good shit.

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>>30389664
>The next ones will be heading into the resolution and climax
no I don't want it to end, I want the dream to continue, why don't you want the dream to continue ghouls?

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>>30389583
>“Would he be strong enough to lift a pony off the ground? Or maybe… keep them on the ground? Could he… maybe…”
>>Her eyes dart away innocently, but you can see within them the depth at which she’s considering this, the passion.
>>The danger, too; you didn’t notice where her line of thinking was going until just now.
>>”… Overpower a pony if he really wanted to?”
haha
oh my

butterhush is a little dirty aint she

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>>30389446
>falling onto her boney flank without so much as a twitch

Aw yeah. Work that grill, baby.

>>30389664
I've been half expecting them to find him with a Diamond Dog pelt draped over his shoulder or something, but from what I've read with your Anon he doesn't seem that... strong. Mentally and physically.

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>Anon wants to learn baking from Pinkie Pie because, despite having lived alone for years back on Earth, he wants to expand on the list of foods that he can cook for himself
>Pinkie agrees to help him and tells him to visit the kitchen later that day at the SCC
>Mr Cake is thrilled to have Anon in his kitchen; believes that Anon is trying to get to a certain mare's heart via her stomach and cannot be convinced otherwise
>Mr Cake keeps sending knowing looks to Pinkie Pie
>Pinkie Pie becomes flustered and starts making mistakes in her lessons that all conveniently result in her forehooves and Anon's hands touching; eg reaching for the same thing at the same time, etc

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>>30389112 Okay, but just a tip

>>30389082
>Your fingers dip deeper into the minty coat and the supple flesh beneath it as you thrust yourself deeper into your marefriend.
>The response you get comes in a form of both a weak and breathless moan, and a very wet slap as your pelvis rams into Lyra's backside.
>Normally you don't use this much force or speed with her, but the soft valley of her flesh was more than enough lubricated to allow that.
>And since like 2 orgasms ago.
>You pull out once more with ease, before slamming your way back for the countless time this day, with enough force to send the bed rocking.
>Also enough force to have your sack hit the mare currently suckling on the teats belonging to the unicorn you were currently breeding.
>With a disgruntled look and a soft pop, Bonbon lets go of the soft milky goodness and gives you a stern look.
>"Watch where you're putting that saggy ballsack of yours, would you? I don't exactly get off having genitalia on my forehead."
>You respond with a shit eating grin, not dropping the pace of your continued cavity exploration.
"That's quite, uh, hard to believe, co-ah-ming from someone with a vagina on their face for the la-ast few minutes.".
>You are quite strained yourself, since the three of you have been going for a long time now.
>"Yeah, well, it's a bit different if having sex with someone, isn't it?"
>You bite your lip both from the sensation of Lyra's muscles contracting around you at a rapid pace, and your newer grump marefriend being her own brand of silly.
>Also from eyeing your testicles hungrily.
>"Though the last bit can be fixed."
>She says as she slides from under the pony drifting in her own world of bliss and positions herself below you.

>>30390300
>Bonnie has a balls fetish
I can live with this.

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>>30389188
Fug the no hooves bugg

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>>30390300
>You slow down until you feel a wet warmth encompassing your balls.
>You clench your teeth from the new, borderline ecstatic experience and return to pounding Lyra, albeit with a bit shallower pulls this time around, having all the reasons to not be a gelding right there with you in this very room.
>Each thrust of yours is a new tug on your lifemaking jewels, and the whole time you feel the smooth tongue dancing around juggling them in Bonbon's mouth.
>It is with the greatest of resolves that you are able to form a coherent sentence at that point.
"Finally... Finally you have something to shut you up."
>An especially strong feeling of sucction is your "punishment" for the remark, and it turns your vision more starry than Luna's mane.
"O-oh shit. Lyra I think I..."
>Your stuttering words are cut short by a deep hum from the mare working on your sack, resonating through your most sensitive parts.
>You couldn't hope to understand that, but you know her well enough by now to have a guess of what she meant.
>Something along the lines of "Give her foals Anon, fill her all up."
>And you oblige, with a final thrust burying your member as far into Lyra as physically possible.
>You feel the release crashing through you like a wave washing up ashore in a stormy night.
>Each pulse is in synch with the milking motions of the minty horse pussy you were buried in.
>Each contraction of your testicles welcome with a lap of the soft mare you were almost sitting on.
>A moment of pure bliss and frail link between your conciousness and body, lasting what felt like centuries.

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>>30390382
>When you finally regain all your senses, you see Lyra lying on her side, leaking a mixture of your seed and Bon's copious amount of saliva from before.
"I think she had enough for now."
>The earth pony nods, licking her lips.
>"We did run quite a number on her. And of course, you got yourself dirty as the ape you are."
>You look down to where her eyes are pointed, just to see your fading erection covered in just about the same mixture of fluids both Lyra and the sheets below her were.
>"Big, hairy, stupid, sexy ape. Of course I'll have to clean you up like the strong providing mare I am."
>She says before giving your length a healthy lick.
>You clench the bed covers in your fists as you feel the tired soreness mixed with the aftershock of pleasure from before.
>But you know that after a few minutes you'll be ready to go for the last time this night.
>There was a marefriend of yours that was still able to conduct rational thoughts and put them into words.
>And that will simply not do.
"You're not gonna be so strong with your insides being stretched out again."
>Bonnie just gives you her bedroom eyes and responds in her husky tone that sends your head spinning.
>"Once I have my way with you, you'll be screaming my way like a good little colt you are."
>Before you get to snark back at her, the sight and sensation of her mouth wrapping around you all the way to the base cause your head to recoil back.
>The night was not yet over.

>>30390355
The one thing that she always rejected, so as to not question her feelings towards Lyra. But a healthy mare with a pair of functioning ovaries just cannot help but to want to try how they would feel, or taste. Anon solved both those issues.

>>30390193
d'aaawww

>>30390403
>you'll be screaming my way like a good little colt you are."
Fug, screaming my name

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>>30390403
SHIT

>>30390403
>Bonnie will never offer to give you a tongue bath after you go jogging

>>30390355
>>30390403
>If broken down to a basic personality level, Anon is an odd looking mare with a functioning dick.
>No bullshit. No drama. Just one of the gals who also has a penis and testicles.
You might have better luck in RGRE with on-the-fence lesbians and bisexuals who want a mare for personality than normal mares.

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>>30390456

>>30390478
>Bonnie could walk up to Anon and plant her face in his crotch for all he'd care, but she was raised to at least get a colt's permission before she touches his junk

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Moon?

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>>30390524

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>>30390524
Dancer!

>>30390530
Oh my god, look at her. I wanna smooch her on the snootle.

>>30390475
Lyra fell for his hands. Bonbon fell for his teats and male genitals combination, and a similar personality

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>>30390524
>>30390530
Reposting idea.

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>>30389713
>>30389903
Soon, soon. Don't worry, there's plenty more to come before the end.

>>30389751
I am enjoying my cliffies, yes. This last group of updates was a little over 20K words, which is longer than most of my short stories and oneshots entirely. Felt like I should give you guys a proper understanding of my autism before I went any further. This is gonna be a big one.

>>30390144
>implying kinkyshy isn't headcannon

>>30390163
A T H L E T I C

>>30390179
Yeeaah, I've been trying to keep away from some of the more obvious tropes, at least when it comes to the plot points in the story. When I first started writing the very first shot in the original story, his personality and mannerisms were in limbo right up until he actually appeared in the text. Since then I've been aiming for a grounded, believable, and occasionally charming/well spoken character with which the POVs in the story might enjoy spending time with. He's certainly a little out of his depth, though, as we all would probably be if we were in his same situation.

Considering what I've already written, it's probably no great surprise to anyone that I won't be ending the story with Anonymous clubbing all his enemies to death with his bare hands and then wearing their skins.

I'm probably saying this way too much, but thanks again for keeping up with me this long everybody. I appreciate you coming back every day/week/month to read and comment on my junk. I'm a slow and not terribly consistent writer, so it's nice being able to come back and still have people interested.

>>30390601
I want to slowly ease Luna back into her Nightmare Moon form, watching her become more confident and sexy to the point where she knows what she wants and she takes it.

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Any word from Helianon?

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Special delivery, playing on the "Bunch of anon transported to equestria / EQG en masse" plot thats being tossed around.

>Not many anon's seemed to like Derpy.
>They were friendly, and always happy to see her, but didnt aggressively persue her like some of the other mares.
>She was okay with it, she had her anon and he treated her better than a princess despite how clumsy she always was.
>Didnt stop the lack of attention from hurting her self esteem though, as she saw the lengths some of the funny humans went to for some mares.
>That changed the day she dropped a delivery, right in front of the pony it was intended for, the sound of oh so fragile glass impacting the ground making her cringe as she nervously looked at the wide eyed recipient.
>"Ooops?"
>She could have made excuses, the new packaging Amarezon used was awkward, a pony accidently bumped into her right at that moment, the stallion shouldnt have asked for it to be delivered to him directly, his impatient glare made her hooves sweaty, etc.
>But it doesnt matter, clumsy derpy ruined things again, as the now severely peeved colt was happy to inform her.
"UGH, YOU STUPID PONY, THAT WAS AN 1834 BOTTLE OF THE FINEST WINE THE VINEYARDS OF PRANCE EVER PRODUCED!"
>Heads turn in the crowded marketplace, the stallion doing nothing to restrain his voice as he begins a lengthy tirade.
"DO YOU EVEN REALISE HOW MUCH THAT WAS WORTH YOU USELESS MARE?"
>She's glad anon is in canterlot at the moment, you dont want him to see this.
>She absently notes a few couples whispering amongst themselves.
>She cant hear what they're saying, the increasingly angry stallion is being much too loud to hear anything else.
"THIS WAS MY ONE CHANCE TO COMPETE WITH ALL THESE BUCKING HUMANS, AND YOU RUINED IT!"
>"I'm s-sorry, i didnt mean-"
>Blinking back tears, her mumbling apology is interrupted.
"SORRY ISNT GOOD ENOUGH YOU CROSS EYED, BUTTERHOOVED CELESTIA DAMN-"
>"Ahem."
>It was said at normal volume, but seemed heavier than a 500lb piano, the stallion turning to see a group of anon glaring at him.

>>30390775
"OH WHAT THE BUCK DO YOU WANT, THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS."
>"It's our business when you're fucking with someone important to us."
"What, you mean HER?"
>He says sharply, throwing a hoof in the direction of the grey coated mare trying to hold back her sniffles.
"Why in tartarus do you care so much about her of all ponies, you ALREADY have your mares, i can see them over there!"
>He's right, a small group of mares were stood awkwardly a short distance away, supporting their coltfriends but not getting involved.
>Derpy didnt blame them, the stallionist movement would have a field day if they caught wind of a group of mares ganging up on a single stallion.
>"It doesnt matter what our reasons are, what matters is our plan if you dont turn around and walk home within the next minute."
>Spluttering, the indignated male puffs himself up to his full height, unfortunately only just clearly the much bigger human's waistline.
"Who in equestria do you think you're speaking to, I AM-"
>"An unimportant, ignorant, self absorbed, piss filled waste of pony flesh not fit for us to wipe our shoes on, now i'll say it one more time, turn around and go home, you have thirty seconds left."
"Oh really, what are you going to do if i dont, huh?"
>Though he put on a brave front, derpy could clearly see his back legs tremble slightly as he squared up to the intimadating group.
>"We've come up with a few ideas, all that we've agreed on so far is that nopony will find the body. 21, 20"
>"19"
>"18"
>"17"
>Each number of the countdown being spoken by a different anon was the final straw for the stallions pride as it gave way to basic survival instinct.
>Half trotting, half galloping away from the marketplace, he's followed by several pairs of eyes until he's out of sight.
>Slap
>Whipping around to look at the group, Derpy see's the 'leader' rubbing the back of his head as another glares at him, talking about an inappropriate...bane?
>Anons are weird sometimes, nice, but weird.

>>30390784
>"Are you alright?"
>One of the humans has walked over as his companions begin trading strange comments with each other, grasping their belts and talking about planes.
"Huh? Y-yes! i'm fine, thank you all for helping me."
>"And he didnt hurt you?"
"No! He just yelled at me, because i broke something important."
>"Hey now, a couple of us saw the whole thing, it was an accident, it would have happened to anypony."
"But it didnt happen to ANYpony it happened to ME AGA-"
>"Ah bupbupbup, none of that self-depreciative bullshit, got enough of that back on earth and i'll be damned if i let it happen here."
>"You're a special pony derpy, you keep going where so many others would have stopped, where so many others would have simply given up, you got back up and tried again, where so many others would have slipped into despair, you kept smiling."
>"So dont stop now, okay? It'd be a shame to deprive Equestria from the only thing that can rival Celestia's sun."
>Blushing at the praise and the accompanied comforting pet on the head, she nonetheless has to ask.
"Why are you doing this? I appreciate it but, wont your mares get mad at you?"
>Blinking in confusion, the anon raises his eyebrows in questioning.
>"You mean Anon hasnt told you yet?"
>Palm hitting his face in obvious exhasperation, he mumbles something that sounds like "Fucking newfags." before turning to his group, who had someone obtained various costumes and seemed to be acting out a play.
>Addressing the one that seemed to be dressed like a night guard, he whispered something before coming back over to her.
>"Okay, Anon is going to give you the details when he gets back, after we kick his ass for not doing this earlier mind, but do you at least know how our...interest? in you all started?"
"Yeah, Equestria is a movie where you come from, isnt it?
>"Eh, close enough. In any case, what was special is that we weren't intended to like all of this, Equestria was a world meant for little foals."

>>30390797
>"But in the first twenty minutes or so, those few of us watching back then spotted something unusual in the background."
"Spotted what?"
>"Well, you of course, in a crowd of ponies that all looked mostly alike, here was this one mare with a grey coat, blond hair and the most adorable eyes we've ever seen with a smile on her face"
"A-adorable?"
>"Yup, it didnt take long for someone to christen you 'Derpy Hooves', and not much longer after that for pages and pages of fan art, stories and simple speculation about you flooded our proto community."
>"Who was this mare, why are her eyes different, who were her friends, did she have any relatives, what was her job, what food did she like?
>"You name it, somebody back then was asking and answering the question."
>"And as we kept watching, you kept appearing in the background, sometimes prominatly and sometimes we could only see your wonderful little expression, but each time only fueled the inspiration and mystery surrounding you.
"Really?"
>"Ah huh, y'see, before then the makers of the 'movie' were aware our fringe community existed, but we thought simply including you in scenes was going to be the extent of their acknowledgment."
>"But then, on an otherwise unassuming day half way through the second year of the 'movie', we heard a pony say your name.
>"And more importantly, we heard you talk for the first time."
>"The feelings most of us felt was incredible, here was a pony who started as a simple background curiousity, being acknowledged and having a conversation with one of the main characters!"
>"We know you all exist as people, er ponies, now, but back then we thought you only existed through our various interpretations and artwork."
>"To see how far you'd come, it was like watching one of your children take their first steps, because thats what you were to a lot of us back then, the fandom's child, existing only because a couple guys looked at a mare and said "I'm going to write about her."

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>>30390807
>"For a lot of us, that feeling will probably never go away, even though we know now you're real and a full adult in your own right..."
>Crouching down to look her in the eye, he gently pets her on the head again.
>"You'll always be our Derpy hooves, the mare with the adorable eyes, happy smiles, love of baked goods and the best mailmare in equestria."
>Giggiling at the praise and headpetting, she looks up at him with eyes glistening.
"Thank you so much."
>"No problem, remember to press that fag you call a coltfriend for details, he might be an idiot but he really does love you, y'know?"
>"He should have gotten the letter we sent by now, so he'll know what happened and that you know about things now.
"I will, thank you again for telling me."
>"Now if you'll excuse me, i need to go before rose gets jealous and makes me sleep in the flower bed instead of the comfy one, catch you later."
>Watching him go back to his mare, Derpy looked around at the other anons in the marketplace, most of them waving, giving thumbs up or simply nodding if they spot her, but all of them smiling.
>Smiling at her.
>A grin of her own on her face, a happy little giggle escapes her muzzle as her wings flap in sudden giddiness.
>Making sure her saddlebags were secure, she flapped her wings with more purpose this time, setting back off onto her delivery route.
>Everything was going to be late today, and her boss might be a bit mad at her for that, and the broken parcel that started this whole thing, but she didnt care.
>She had a new crazy lovable sort-of-but-not-quite-family-friends looking out for her after all.
>She couldn't wait until Anon came home, she was so excited to know about what her "dad's" wrote about her back on Earth.

>>30390826
precious

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>>30390826
Showing derpy Clopfics when?

>>30390648
>I'm probably saying this way too much, but thanks again for keeping up with me this long everybody.
Why do you thank us when you give us what we crave.

This is why we come, for the delicious green.

>>30390901
>You will never embarrass a mare by reading her the erotic fiction you wrote
>You will never shock Twilight "but colts don't do that" Sparkle by making her realize that you think about sex just as much as mares do

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>>30390300
>>30390382
>>30390403
>Lyra's fucked into a coma
>Anon bon banter.
>Bon bon's everything.

Jesus christ.

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>>30390601
>screencapping your own post

>>30390826
>>"Now if you'll excuse me, i need to go before rose gets jealous and makes me sleep in the flower bed instead of the comfy one, catch you later."
thats not rgre

>Applejack thinks Anon is a slut for wearing socks
>Doesn't let Anon on the farm after that time he took his boots off and Apple Bloom saw his socks

>>30390914
Because writefags need confirmation that their content is being read. Sucks when you make something and receive zero feedback. Even a simple "nice" is enough.

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>>30390601
>those posts in the middle

>>30391066
Well, walking around with small children bouncing on your cock is easy to take in a lewd way.
At least Bloom has a clear plan for the future now.

>>30391090
>>30391076
I want to read a documentary on writefags

>Writefags (Scriptor Cinaede) are a shy and mysterious group of creatures
>Social animals at heart, they put together a collection of the biggest and most expressive words they can muster, and then try to find an audience.
>Ah! Here's one specimen: using the common "greentext" format of writing.
>...oh, dear.
>His work lacks proper capitalization, punctuation, and lacks a clear indication of who is speaking.
>He may not survive the winter.

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>>30391066
And then Applebloom flirted with him every time she saw him.

>>30391110
Whoops. Didn't mean to quote you there, >>30391090. My bad.

>>30391115
>Horse-Christmas approaches
>Apple Bloom escapes the watchful eye of her sister just long enough to give you a present
>Applejack calls her back and gives you the stinkeye as she walks past you
>You open the present on Horse-Christmas morning
>It's a yellow-and-red pair of socks
>You make sure to show your gratitude by finding Apple Bloom and lifting your cuff to show that you're wearing them

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>>30391132
wew lad

anywhere else youd be arrested for this

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>>30391132
>>30391142
Do not sexually tease the fillies. You will give them confusing feelings.

>>30391162
>Do not sexually tease the fillies.
You've already lost me.

>>30391162
>>30391165
>fillies rubbing up against your leg like adorable squeaky voiced cats

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>>30391162
>>30391169
>>30391165
You're gonna get it.

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>>30391174
*they're gonna get it

>>30391174
I'm guessing they handcuffed you whlle naked and are now taking photos to blackmail you with

>>30391219
No, that key is to AB's chastity belt. They just want to record the whole thing for future use, private use.

>>30391227
Applebloom is wearing a chastity belt?

>>30391233
Of course. She was raised with good values. Vaginal is only for when it's time to make a baby. The rest of the time she's anal only.

>>30391233
The Apples are a conservative bunch. It only makes sense that a young lady would restrain herself before finding the proper colt to spend the rest of her life with.

And hey, nobody said anything about not recording that first time for the lonely nights.

>>30391174
Their eyes look soulless.

>>30391261
I think that's the point

>>30391269
But why.

>>30391162
No, sexually tease the fillies. You're a male, you can't go to jail for that. Bribe the ponice with your socks.

>>30391288
>Police apprehend Anon
>Anon hikes up his his pants and gives them belly rubs
>Anon is let off with a warning and a ticket with the officer's address on it
>"ps bring the socks"

>>30391300
But... but he can't cheat on Applebloom. She gave him the socks, they're clearly meant to marry.

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>>30391162
>The CMC tries to herd with Anon
>Their attempts at wooing him are based on incomplete and misunderstood/misheard advice given to them/said in their vicinity by their respective sisters
>Scootaloo tries to show off her wingspan to him, which he rewards with a wing-massage (unknowingly making Scootaloo crush harder on him)
>Sweetie Belle surprisingly does not try to cook for him; she dresses up in her sister's clothing as a way of saying "Look at me, colt. See how fancy I am? If I can afford all this, then you wouldn't have to work a day in your life." She predictably trips over the hem of her dress and loses her sunhat to a strong gust of wind. Anon has to comfort her with hugs.
>Apple Bloom straight up tries to tie him up with a lasso and try to drag him back to Sweet Apple Acres, but she's 1/4 his size and weights 40 lbs
>Anon thinks the entire affair is adorable

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Grab them while they're still young and impressionable.

>>30391331
My heart.

>>30391331
>While not exactly married to them, Anon shows enough affection towards them that they consider this to be a success.
>The shenanigans continue.

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>>"This is so stupid."
>"Shh! It'll work, just be quiet!"
>>>"I don't see him!"
>"No, I hear him!"
>>"Does Anon even LIKE apples?"
>"Don't say things like that."
>>>"What'll you do if he doesn't get in the box 'cause he doesn't like apples?"
>"HE WORE THE SOCKS THAT MEANS WE'RE GONNA GET MARRIED OKAY"

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>>30391384
kek

theyre so cute

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>pedophilia

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>>30391437
>not liking cute fillies doing cute things and being cute
Why are you even here.

>>30391443
>wanting to romance and marry literal children
Has the caliphate been established so soon?

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>>30391331
>After a big misunderstanding the CMC think Anon accepted their marriage proposal.
>Through adventurous childhood ingenuity, unobservant adults, and dumb luck they manage to set up a huge, expensive ceremony.

>>30391450
>Anon arrives in a nice suit and a tea pot
"...this isn't a tea party..."

>>30391110
>a shy and mysterious group of creatures
>shy
Well, EXCUSE me mister, I'll have you know I very well have the capacity to type angry, capitalized words over the internet, therefore proving your statement wrooOOONG.

>>30391450
Sounds like something the CMC would manage.

>>30391448
Mark on the butt=ready to rut

>>30391437
Your picture says it all.
If that thing had been so old, it would probably have been a lot better.

>>30390775
>>30390784
Fuck you. You know what, I'm on his side. If you can't take care of fragile packages, you shouldn't be working with them, and I have the right to kick your ass.

>>30391501
False equivalence. Human beings are not Crystal Pepsis

>>30391509
What about crystal ponies?

>>30391517
Crystal ponies are not Crystal Pepsis.

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I'd hug those cute fillies.

>>30391525
But they both start with Crystal.

>>30391551
Yes, but one's a pony, the other is a Pepsi.

>>30391537
I don't even wanna fuck'em (yet). I want to use my status of male in a society of reversed gender roles to my advantage and cuddle these children who are not mine, because they are soft and adorable. Also because they'd be easily riled up and that would do wonders for my self-esteem.

>>30391509
>Reminder that females are born with all their egg cells.
>Reminder they degrade over time like other cells.
>Reminder that the earlier you hit it, the stronger your offspring will be.

>>30391553
What about filly pepsi pone?

>>30391570
>You will never experience the crystal-clear flavour of Crystal Pony
Now I want to read something about Anon visiting Cadence and Shining and spending his time licking crystal ponies.

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>>30391509
>Human beings
Did you by any chance forget what board you are on?

>>30391577
>Turns out they're made of crystal meth
>Their juices soaking into him give him enough energy to endless fuck every mare in the empire in a long, repeating line.

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So what would these mares be in rgre? Constantly hounding and stalking a single stallion wherever he goes?

>>30391642
>One of each race
>Probably actually successful in their hunt for cock
They're everything the CMC want to be.

>>30391642
>mares

>>30391169
>CMC try to seduce Anon
>Get belly-rubs and ear scratches
>Sweetie Belle grabs onto Anon's hand with her fore hooves and kicks at it with her rear hooves
>Seduction attempt: failure

>>30391669
i too enjoy occasionally partaking of the epic memes

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>>30391642
geldings geldings gelDINGS GELDINGS GELDINGSGELDINGSGELDINGS

>>30391697
LOL XDD

Why do you keep shitposting over and over with the same picture.

>>30391697
Not rgre enough.

What do you call a female with no ovaries? Is there a name for those?

>>30391714
Starlight Glimmer

>>30391721
Snizzity snap.

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>>30391642
Damn those are some fine ass bitches! Any porn of them yet?

>Twiggles is concerned
>At Anon's request, she learned from Celestia a way to conceal her true form, and become a regular pony (of any of the three tribes)
>He just wanted his adorable little pudgy unicorn back
>But Spergle is reading too much into it, and obsessing over what he must "really" be thinking
>For pony beauty standards, an Alicorn is 10/10
>She wasn't ugly before, but her dismal luck with stallions, combined with her now hitting the proverbial jackpot on looks, makes her think she was.

>It's takes time, and the intervention of one of her friends, or Celly, to make her understand what's going on.
>That human standards of beauty are not the same as a pony's, or that he's just sentimental about her old look.
>Can't be Anon, because she's convinced he has hidden meanings in what he's saying, because that's what colts do.
>And he's Anon, he has a bad habit of shitposting in real life, and exaggerating wildly about humans and Erf for giggles, so his credibility *may* have suffered a tiny bit.
>Anon can hear Apple Hoers of Honesty in the background saying "I told ya so, sugarcube."
>So somebody else has to be the one to convince her

>>30391772
I want to say that Luna would help in her dreams by doing something lewd, but I can't think of anything off the top of my head.

>>30391780
She makes Anon and Twig share a wet dream while somehow bait'n'switching or tricking Anon into liking her wings.

Have any of you guys ever read that reversed gender roles doushinji series by Amahara?
The one where a normal guy gets put into a world of role reversal so decides to whore himself out for cheap so he can get easy pussy?

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>>30391819
No, but I'm about to. In exchange here's an RGR book.

>>30391819
Sad panda?

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>"Were is your Burqa Anon?"

>"I brought it for you with all of my love so that you can go outside".
>"That way the other mares won't try shit on my dear husband".

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>>30391876
>tfw you get transported to Saddle Arabia instead of Equestria

>>30391898
>Saudi Arabia has a portal to Saddle Arabia and vice versa
>Both create a shitfest and go to war
>send nukes/nuke equivalents
>It was on that day that both planets attained world peace

>>30391871
nhentai

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>>30391842
And I fucked my link. Second take. RGR Book.

http://www.mediafire.com/?2s7h8ctx48sbff1

>>30391871
Just make an account at the e-hentai forums and then download the sad panda app for chrome or firefox. It's easy, takes no more than five minutes and is automatic.

>>30391920
>Saddle Arabians see uncovered Muslim men
>They rape the shit of them
>Karmic justice is served

>>30388383
I've been thinking about writing an RGRE adventure with little focus on relationships. Would that be okay?

>>30392119
I'm already thinking of something like that myself, so you have my blessing at least.

>>30392119
DO IT! DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS

>>30392012
women can't rape men.

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>>30391974
I already know that m8, I was asking if the doushinji was in exhentai aka Sadpanda.

>>30391920
>>30392012
>Saddle Arabia is more like old Arabia before islam flew out of control. Think Aladdin with ponies.
>Portal opens between Earth and RGREquis.
>Saddle Arabians greatly prefer the western world to the shitshow that is the middle east.
>Middle east is even more asshurt than usual.

>>30392130
Well meme'd.

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>>30392130
Mares can though.

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So what kind of ponies are these? I want to say they're outright horses but 4 foot something Celestia is bigger.

>>30392229
I'd just say smolified Arabian horses.

>>30392258
But...why no magical ass stamp?

>>30392269
Not ponies (or zebra), just small horses. There's some overlap, since alicorns are ponies, but can get big.
>Mini horses show up.
>Smaller than pones, but still horses.
>No booty picture.

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>>30392285
>tfw Equestrian ponies have weird (and really racist desu) double standards
>if you were to fuck a Saddle Arabian they'd act like normies would upon finding out you fucked a horse

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>>30392311
>Anon lives in Canterlot.
>Serves as the defacto human ambassador.
>Not much to really do other that a bit of a conversation piece, but he gets to go to all these noble parties that he wants.
>Brings home a Saddle Arabian mare from an ambassadorial meeting.
>All the ponies in his herd freak the fuck out, but they're all way too maledommed to actually challenge him.

>>30392337
Dick status: muh

> Anon is the Professor of Tromatikology at Celestia's school for gifted youngsters
> His students are generally intimidated by an omnivore wielding a severed unicorn horn, working dark magic
> That is part of why his course is required for prospective guards and agents of the crown
> Then there are the mares who are turned on by a powerful, sexy, possibly evil older stallion
> Those are immediately booted from any enforcement program they are in, as well as thaumaturgic research

>>30392411
So how do they get caught and booted out? Anon keeps getting caught in hentai tier situations with them?

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>>30392337
>Filename
OK

Okay, this is just a short prologue to see if any of you want more, so here we go.

>You are dead
>For some reason, that was the first thought that rushed into your mind
>Opening your eyes, you find yourself stretched out on some uncomfortable terrain
>An arm supporting yourself as you get up, you examine your surroundings
>The most fitting word to describe the scenery is "dry"
>A vast canvas in a strange shade of blue covers the sky, appearing neither day nor night
>And, despite a rushing river in front of you, the dirt beneath you is cracked and devoid of life
>Watching the opaque stream stretch from one end of the horizon the other, you notice objects bobbing up and down the liquid
>Dolls, random papers with professional decal printed, wheels, and random debris of all sorts poke out of the water like a shark's fin before sinking back down, engulfed by the malicious flow
>You feel strange, filled with discontent while you witness these valuables get lost in this vast space
>"Shame, isn't it?" A raspy voice wheezes out
>You flinch at the new stimulus, blinking as a robed figure materializes in front of you

>>30392517
>You flinch at the new stimulus, blinking as a robed figure materializes in front of you
>Clad in black, the new arrival fades into existence is accompanied by a gaunt expression, decrepit skin hanging onto what little he has of a face
>"You damned cretins keep throwing your dreams away and messing with the underworld," the hunched being coughs, "making my job more of a pain than it already is, since now I have to float through all this junk every time!"
>Behind him, a simple canoe sits in the river, unaffected by the rushing currents
>You decide to inquire the hunchback on who he is
>"Bah, I'm the ferryman of the Styx; I'm just here to take ya to hell." He speaks nonchalantly
>You recoil at the statement
>Hell?
>Were you that awful of a person that you deserve eternal punishment?
>"-to be judged," the ferryman huffs, as if expecting your reaction, "then we'll see what sort of place you end up in."
>Well, that didn't make you feel any better
>Your shrouded escort sighs
>"I'm just a rafter among infinite others trying to take the dead to where they belong, and it gets more and more troublesome throughout the millennia!" He rambles on. "When have you heard of a demon in hell dealing with paperwork?!"
>As interesting as the imagery is, you shake your head "No"
>"As if you would know-"

>>30392523
>Suddenly, the ferryman stops, and his face contorts into what you assume to be a sneer
>"Hey, kid," he smiles, "would ya like a second attempt to live? It would save both you and I a lot of trouble."
>You don't know what to say
>A sudden offer like that seems too fishy, to say the least
>"C'mon. Just turn ya head around and walk out of here," the ferryman gestures behind you
>Turning your head around, you notice a doorway, made entirely out of light, contrasting with the scenery
>You ask if this is really safe
>"Hey, why are you being a quitter?" He goads on, "to live again? Why would you deny that? Even if you wont be entirely human anymore."
>Wait, not entirely human?
>"Stop making that dumb face," a bony hand bats at your side, "committing a blasphemous crime will obviously rob your humanity. Uhh, not all of it, since you have my help." The ferryman bears a toothy grin, showing plaque plastered teeth
>Do you really want to live again?
>You turn to face the door again
>Before you could ponder what you were like, a shove behind puts you stumbling forward
>"Alright, I take that silence as a 'yes', so get outta here!"
>Sent forward without consent, your body reaches the door as you melt into the blinding radience

And that's about it for the intro. There will be RGRE elements in the story, but I hope you guys are interested enough to read more of it.

>>30392533
>Even if you wont be entirely human anymore."
And like that, you lost me.

>>30391642
>>30391697
Okay, seriously. Who the fuck are these three and where the hell did they come from?

>>30392559
From the episode Hard to Say Anything.

>>30392548
Oh no, Anon wont turn into a pone, or anything else. I can guarantee you that.

>>30392533
Yes i want more, id like to see where this is going.

>>30392571
oohhhkaaay...? just checked the plot and now I'm trying to figure out how it went from BM getting a 'special somepony' to having three background characters being 'geldings' (whatever the fuck that is).

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>>30392595
>he thinks the gelding/trap part is even remotely canon (by the way it means a neutered stallion)

Anon...

>>30392579
Hmmm, I am worried yet intrigued, consider my attention returned.
>>30392595
I think its a meme some shitposters/fetish posters that are into trying to drive the joke into the ground. But that's just my guess.

>>30392595
they're fans/groupies of Bieber horse. And also implied to be willing to share/herd with him.

the gelding thing is just faggots memeing, implying they are eunuchs instead of mares.

>>30392607
I don't it's part of the canon, just trying to figure-out the autism shit show that happened there.

>>30392620
Ah, that makes sense. Also damn my slow ass response time.

>>30389188
>barbieshit again
Just fuck you, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>30392815
Cry more, because you still have shit taste.

>>30392815
You know, you can just not read the story instead of shitting up the thread like a retard.

>>30392830
To his credit, I can't help but notice that there seems to be only one pone story going on. That being ghouls.

I don't mind it overmuch, but I did call it back when LaP posted his sirens story.

>>30392851
I like his EqG stuff, but the pone story LaP is doing with Page Anon is my big thing.

>>30392851
>To his credit, I can't help but notice that there seems to be only one pone story going on.

It's honestly just a phase - and I mean that in the most neutral way possible. Over the last year RGRE has probably been surfing on like 80-90%+ pone, and that's with arguably its most consistent content creator being completely fine with EqG and writing it whenever they feel like it. People just get inspired and they write things.

As an example, I haven't written any EqG myself, but I've thought about writing some. Some of the recent and older stuff has had my juices flowing, I've just never gotten around to doing it seriously. The two are similar enough to be comfortable, but different enough to feel fresh. One can provide a nice break for the other. The recent EqG stuff has been nice, but I doubt it'll be completely taking over pone any time soon. I'd prefer that it didn't anyways, even if RGRE isn't strictly horseworld and one of it's strengths is that it's very open to changes in setting, tone and style.

>>30390930
I literally cannot think about sex with smol pones any more than I currently do.

>>30391551
And they both end with a sticky face and a weird taste in your mouth.

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>>30391525
>Crystal Pepsis
Would a crystalline tarantula hawk wasp hurt more or less than a regular one?

>>30389664
Waiting for more.

>>30390775
>Not many anon's seemed to like Derpy.
Nobody likes that shitty fandom OC.

>Anon is sick
>Fluttershy has been interested in him, but been too timid to make obvious moves
>This presents the perfect opportunity to get close to him
>She volunteers to take care of him
>But Anon is also a terrible patient

>It's more than just a simple cold, he needs actual rest and care if he wants to get better and not be a miserable wretch for the next week or more
>But he's stubborn, keeps wanting to get up and do things, like nothing is wrong.
>Flutters has been firm for his own good, one of the few reasons she can get over her shyness and show some backbone.
>He's going to rest and get better and that's exactly what she's going to make sure he does.

>>30393051
Ponies taking care of anon please. Green would be noice.

>>30388407
This

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>Moondancer will never rub your ass trying to wake you up, not realising how lewd it is to do so in a public lecture.

>>30388888
Quints dictates it must be so.

>>30392533
you have my interest

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>>30392595
It's a meme that's been shitposted to hell and back, ignore it.

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>>30393051
A cute

>tfw no pretty mare to take care of you

>>30388573
this!

no one gives a shit if you start a general with a trip

only faggots care about this shit

>>30392337
>anthro anatomy
>filename
Funny how nature do that

>>30392533
I hope that the viewpoint character has actual dialogue when they are alive, because the psuedo-telepathic back and forth with the ferryman is kinda immersion breaking and robs the main character of characterization.

>>30392834
Your expectations for autists are unreasonably high.

>>30393255
That's the shittiest arm/foreleg animation I've ever seen from a popular cartoon on TV. That stretchy shit looks like the sort of thing I'd see on Newgrounds.

>>30393529
>This fucking retard
They do that shit all the time in cartoons.

>>30393542
What, stretch the model?

>>30393555
Yes.

>>30393582
sf here. You know what? Fuck it, I take it back. It's too early in the morning to get angry and I don't wanna argue.

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>>30393592
That makes replying to you easier.

Hasbro a shit, I'm tired, I ain't getting upset by this trivial bullshit.

>>30393594
Well, I'm glad we came to a conclusion. Nice doing business with you, Anon.

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>>30393614
Hm. It feels as if I am defiling the spirit of RGRE by not getting tremendously upset over trivial things.

>>30393621
>It feels as if I am defiling the spirit of RGRE by not getting tremendously upset over trivial things.

Embrace the heresy anon. Reject the dogma that is REEEEEE'ing over the smallest of things.

>>30393621
God, I miss that show. All these guys are, like, 80 now.