Jesus christ Bath what the fuck Edition
ITT:
>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs.
>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
>Trade art
>Shitpost
List of stories: https://www.anonpone.com/
List of related content: http://pastebin.com/JfNFvCxZ
Read this advice first:
https://www.anonpone.com/advice
http://www.tgchan.org/wiki/Advice
>What day is best?
http://strawpoll.me/10160199
>What time is best?
http://strawpoll.me/10160202
>What genre are you interested in?
http://strawpoll.me/10160203
>What if I cannot into art?
http://strawpoll.me/10160205
>What race would you play?
http://strawpoll.me/10160997
Remember: Arc a gud.
Previous Thread: >>30280848
>>30295892
First for everything is shit, but this thread is less shit than the last one.
Nants ingonyama bagithi baba
Sithi uhhmm ingonyama
Nants ingonyama bagithi baba
Sithi uhhmm ingonyama
Ingonyama
Siyo nqoba
Ingonyama
Ingonyama nengw' enamabaal
Ingonyama nengw' enamabala (se-to-kwa!)
Ingonyama nengw' enamabala (asana)
I approve of this thread.
Since this is the only thread that does not include art that the artist requested not be used, I endorse this one over the ones made by shitposters.
>>30295892
>this image again.
The worst one so far.
At least it took the edition from the second worst thread. Second threads op image was best but 1st had best edition.
>>30295929
see
>>30295923
spoke too soon faggot.
>>30295941
Yes, but at least the OP tried to be an adult and not flip any of our artists the bird by going against their wishes. I will use this one.
>>30295929
Fuck off back to derpiborru faggot.
>>30295963
I hate db. I just don't want to piss off content producers.
>>30295929
Why should we give a shit what you endorse, you flaming homo fag.
>>30295975
You shouldn't give a shit what anyone endorses. I just wanted to say why I liked this one. Feel free to disagree.
>>30295989
I disagree!
HAHAHA look at these faggots!
>>30295716
>>30295999
That's fine, friend! Nice trips!
This seems relevant to the OP picture. I like colabs.
>>30296013
>being friends
You can't trick me, Doxilite, I'll never join your creepy overly friendly cult!
Friends are for fags!
>>30296054
True. Guess that is why you are my friend, faggot.
>>30296054
But anon, you ARE a fag. By your own logic you should have all the friends.
Inept is a stale meme
This thread is much friendlier than the other two.
That scares me.
>>30296061
>>30296063
Oh no! I've been bamboozled!
Damn you Doxel! You sneaky shit.
>>30296081
Fuck you. The other two threads are fucking fantastic
I like ponies. Who else here likes ponies?
>>30296136
Maybe.
>>30296136
Everything is terrible. Every breath I take is a breath too many.
But Dandypomp is a nice pone though. I'd fuck him.
>>30296173
Now you've gone and embarrassed him.
>>30296199
I can still see that sexy pomp of his.
>>30296224
Calm down Foozle. Let's not get excited.
>>30296232
Too late.
>>30296288
Okay fine. Just go for it and clean up when you're done.
>>30296299
Well now you've ruined it. I can't rape the willing.
>>30296323
But he isn't anon. He's just a tease asking if you like his thong. He isn't going to do anything.Unless you do.
>>30296173
I prefer Foozle. Have you seen her braces?
>>30296341
I'm not interested in that thong. It's that pomp I'm after.
>>30296351
Yeah, and they ain't no pomp.
>>30296360
I never knew Whispen was part rabbit.
>>30296360
Those are some lis ears, but where are the lis snoots
>>30296393
Much snootle.
This thread is cozy. Like the good old days.
>>30296440
I agree. Let's talk about good old quests.
Which MC was overall, the funnest to play as?
>>30296440
It is. We should talk about quests in honor of that.
I liked the ending of Dirty Work.
>>30296423
Double the length and then we'll talk
>>30296461
>>30296464
A hivemind? for discussing quests? Unheard of. It's a festivus miracle.Sharpie.
>>30296473
>>30296360
E x p a n d Snoot
>>30296488
Extra snoot and less ears. Can you turn ears into snoot?
>>30296461
Punchbirb.
>>30296461
>>30296464
I really enjoyed Threshold. Dandy was cool, and since I suggested the feature that became his main attraction, his pomp, I ended up liking him even more.
I didn't expect to enjoy it as much as I did. I thought the whole SCP thing was lame at first, but it ended up being one of my favourite quests.
>filling up the thread with empty content to make it seem more valid to people coming in late
You should be fucking ashamed of yourselves
>>30296464
Dirty work had a nice ending yes
>>30296520
>meanwhile those other threads have only whining
I've caught up and made my choice.
>>30296514
Agreed. I think it was actually my favorite Inept quest. I already liked SCP a lot though.
>>30296520
>content
>empty
We're talking about things and sharing images. We even have original content...
>>30296487
...sort of.
>>30296520
>Discussion
>Empty content
>>30296514
>>30296532
What is SCP?
>>30296520
>people are having fun
>better go bitch and ruin it
go back to >>30295716 and stay go.
>>30296545
http://www.scp-wiki.net/
>>30296550
>implying
I am a thread four fag.
>>30296539
See
>>30296054
>>30296061
>>30296063
>>30296084
>>30296094
>>30296136
>>30296168
>>30296173
>>30296199
>>30296224
>>30296232
>>30296288
>>30296299
>>30296323
>>30296341
>>30296351
I could include some other stuff if I really wanted
>>30296493
I can do that and more, Anon.
>>30296560
I thought that was a real place and got the shit scared out of me for about thirty seconds
>>30296570
I don't care what thread you're from. If you don't like this thread, then you're what's wrong with CYOA, and you need to fuck off.
>>30296581
Were you literally born yesterday?
>>30296595
It looked official and I hadn't heard of it. I'm not proud.
Guys, can we not devolve into shit flinging again?
Tell me about Shattered Planes. Why do the sneks wander?
>>30296610
I kind of want to hear this too. I have been thinking of picking it up but haven't had time.
>>30296610
becuz they wun sum fuk
>>30296610
No, tell me about this snek. Why is it a snek?
>>30294863
>>30294759
>>30296618
It was born that way. It can't help who it is.
>>30296617
Can confirm. This is about half the quest.
>>30296618
I am not convinced the thing in the second post you linked is actually a snake.
>>30296617
>>30296655
Did they get any?
>>30296695
Insufficient fuk has been acquired so far. Join the quest and help the hydra get laid.
>>30296711
I don't know anon. I'm pretty bad at getting fuk myself.
>>30296724
Then you'll fit right in.
>>30296724
Don't you think you would be better at getting fuk if you were a ten foot tall hydra? Look me in the eye and tell me that you wouldn't get laid more as a sexy hydra lady.
>>30296683
It may or may not be snek, but it truly is sad that you say that.
>>30296747
Oh god. I'm sorry snek. I believe in you. Don't cry.
>>30296742
Well that depends who is around our ten foot tall hydra. Are they small mares and skittish stallions who want nothing to do with us?
>>30296753
>making snek cry
you're a monster.
>>30296742
I might, but I'd be awfully dangerous, so I'd need a little pony that wasa monster in bed.
Can we invite some QMs and make this party even better? It's a bit of a sausage fest right now.
>>30296824
Yes hello part-time QM here what would you like?
ACTIVE THREADS
Kingdom Heats: >>30127592
Nebula: >>30263864
Hydra Wants Fuk: >>30286467
Big Mares (not Whispen): >>30249233
Slavery: >>30274558
Bug Undertale: >>30214195
DW Final Thread: >>30172340
Miracle 2.0: >>30258070
Fallout: >>30256809
Coltquest: >>30288276
Hail: >>30264203
Lewd Text: >>30266559
Vacation: >>30276679
>>30296838
Some CYOA, extra thick, with cheese, and no onions.
>>30296844
>>30127592 Kingdom Heats
>>30263864 Nebula
>>30286467 Hydra Wants Fuk
>>30249233 Big Mares (not Whispen)
>>30274558 Slavery
>>30214195 Bug Undertale
>>30172340 DW Final Thread
>>30258070 Miracle 2.0
>>30256809 Fallout
>>30288276 Coltquest
>>30264203 Hail
>>30266559 Lewd Text
>>30276679 Vacation
>>30296853
>No onions.
Seriously? I just finished cooking up the whole first arc of the quest and now you say you want no onions? No tears or crying what so ever? Next you're gonna tell me you didn't want fries on the side either, claiming you ordered a salad or something.
>>30296875
I ordered onion rings
>>30296871
Sharpie pls
>>30296875
I wanted curly fries.
>>30296880
>>30296887
YOU'LL GET YOUR REGULAR FRIES AND YOU'LL LIKE THEM
>>30296838
I want you to run again Lis. Don't think I can't tell who you are. I can smell the canada on you.
>>30296880
Wait, so you didn't want onions on the burger, but you did want them on the side? The fuck mate?
>>30296909
Do I at least get a milkshake?
>>30296929
Onions on the burger are usually raw and onion rings are fried. I don't like raw onions.
>>30296938
Well you could have just asked. The CYOA kitchen will sautee or grill your onions if you specify.
>>30296932
What flavor of milkshake do you want, Anon?
>>30296926[Maple syrup sounds]
>>30296959
Chocolate!
>>30296959
Grilling them is an option? C-can you work that grill?
>>30296965
I fucking knew it.
>>30296965
Wait, are you actually Lis? Can I ask you a question about curse lore?
Does Kindle, the dragon hybrid from Space Hunter have wings?
>>30296487longer
>>30296987
What would you like to know?
>>30296994
>>30297007
Are the relics attracted to the same sort of pony each time? Are the current bearers similar to the old ones?
If we're asking QM questions then I have a question for Mora. Is Scribe in the future while not scribe is in the past? Is this a quantum leap sort of thing?
>>30297010Unf..... longer
>>30297007
Do you know any instant win cheat codes for a CYOA?
>>30297035
No. You have a problem. Seek help.
>>30297040
Self respect.
>>30297040
Suck alot of dicks
>>30297040
Don't run a CYOA.
>>30297055
Yes snek. I luv u.
>>30297012
>>30297031
We'll see which of your QMs loves you more by seeing who answers first.
>>30297035
I just noticed the file name you cruel fucking son of a bitch.
>>30296572
>and moreLike coloring the small snout version?
>>30297079
Snek is beyond words.
And the snek crawled to the sunset, and had many snek adventures in the sea.
>>30297144
Wait, did I just play a miniquest without realizing it? You tricked me into having fun with a cyoa.
>>30297031
think of it like the Animus from AssCreed.
Deb (Not Scribe) is in the past and living Scribes life, but is totally unaware and incapable of interacting outside the perspective of a bystander. In essence, he is Scribe until he wakes up.
>>30297192
>>30297012
Not exactly.The relic bearers do share aspects with previous ones, but it's not personality based. It's sort of... Well, I already said it. Aspect based. Each colour of relic symbolized a different sort of aspect of life, being: breaking, making, growing, changing, and observing. I had a whole patch of lore written out for this, but it's missing right now.
>>30297203
I-It's not that confusing, is it?
>>30297089
Fug. I would have got first, but my captcha kept messing up.Oh well, we all know Mora is more reliable and nicer.
>>30297215
From an outside perspective
>>30297154
Yes.
You are but a pawn for my superior inteliect to exploit.
>>30297203
Basically he is not changing the past. the players are playing scribe and the deb is looking at what happens.
Did you not see the assasians creed movie?
>>30297254
>Watching the assassins creed movie
Anon, I...
>>30297270
It wasn't that bad.
>>30297192
Wait, so is Scribe not aware of the future? I thought it was a time travel quest for some reason.
>>30297205
Post it when you find it. You can make a pastebin or something.
>>30297218
You're nice too Lis.
>>30297192
>is totally unaware and incapable of interacting outside the perspective of a bystander
So this is the power of railroading.
>>30297329
Nope, Scribe is totally unaware of the future. And it is technically time travel, but in a very, very loose sense.
>>30297352
Y-You're joking, right anon?
>>30297352
No you chucklefuck. The players control scribe in the past, not Deb in the present. I don't even play it and I understand this.
>>30297365
>>30297371
Pretty sure he was kidding.
>>30297386
Who knows. Some retards actualy thought Planeswalker was a railroad because they pushed themselves too hard.And then the qm confimed it was and my favorite first thread in cyoa was tainted forever
>>30297136
Here ya go.
>>30297334
You just replied to me twice Anon.Th-Thanks though.
After that critique of Circ-ass-ass last thread I can't help but to think that things are about to get crazy now.
>Next time on Cirquesque...
>Faraway, come inside I have something important to tell you.
Yes, what is it Sea?
>I'm pregnant.
S-sea I-
>And Herb is the father.
TO BE CONTINUED
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/xi8swak6veg4f2e/AABnYScv6OS-s35UzGODIUgCa?dl=0
I finally got around to doing the Space Hunter Crew. Sorry I took so long, I've been feeling kinda shitty and lazy lately, and kinda forgot for a bit.
I had to design multiple hairstyles myself, since the list I was given didn't really go into detail, which is another reason why it took so long. If there are any issues, mention them and I'll fix them.
I'll do the diamond dog later, if I don't forget again.
>>30297406
I want to huggle it.
>>30297435
You are a gift from the heavens and I hope you never leave.
>>30297435
>using anything but the first thread
And to think I admired you pixelanon.
>>30297408
Fucking bards.
>>30297406
She has a thick tushie.
>>30297441
I couldn't even if I wanted to. Choosie locked the door, and won't give me the key no matter how much I beg or suffer.
>>30297468
Is choosie to blame for you retards deciding you needed extra threads? outsiders are gonna be bitter over that.
>>30297478
I don't know, and I don't really care either.
>>30297478
I don't give a fuck what "outsiders" feel, and neither should you, newfag.
>>30297446
This is the first threadwith contentin quite some time.
>>30297478
We don't need extra threads. We only need one.
This one. The one where people were nice.
>>30297524
Oh, thanks anon! This seems like a nice board!
>>30297539
Good. Go there and stay there you faggot.
>>30297435
Oh, wait, I can't really do the diamond dog. She doesn't have enough information. If she ever does get a good description, mention it here, and if I see it, I'll do one. I found a diamond dog that I drew at some point, so I already have a base to use so I can be lazy.
>>30297549
Is it true that Warlock ragequit secret last time his art was used as a thread op? Secret tends to give out conflicting information.
>>30297549
Now if only we had a board where we could send the angry people who just want to shitpost.
>>30297408
>The worm appears
>Leaf takes his black glasses off Sea's face and puts them on
>"I was prepared."
>>30297575
there's /v/
>>30297575
I kind of wish they had sent the surplus threads to /trash/ Just to see how trash would react.
>>30297570
Sekrit recently had a big falling out, several three hour long arguments, and then died in nuclear fire. You don't have to worry about them ever again.
>>30297594
Well better then what happens to most threads once a discord shows up.
This thread is nice. It'll be a shame when the others die, and this one goes to shit like all the others before it.
>>30297579
But nobody's talking in that thread!
>>30297641
It's okay, anon. We've proven that it is possible to have a good thread. Never let go of that. It's still possible, however far we've fallen.
>>30297641
What's nice about it?
>>30297653
And yet the early conversation. Despite being had out of spite was still more genuine then the early conversation in this thread.
>>30297665
I won't. I've accepted the Doxel into my heart, and I'll keep the good times close.
>>30297690
You know who else is a Doxel type? iFag. Do you really want to be in a cult with him?
>>30297669
What was disingenuous about it?
>>30297708
A lot of it seemed like just an attempt to fill up your preferred thread. The main reason I am suspicious of that is people were acting like I like thing is enough discussion to mark this thread as best.
>>30297435
Hey, pixelanon. What was the hardest pixel pone to make?
>>30297729
That's all discussions ever need to be built on, Anon. People sharing a common interest in liking things.
>>30297745
Wait so why did we get so mad at anon for doing exactly that way back when?
>>30297731
I don't really remember any in particular giving me much trouble.
The first one, maybe, since I didn't have a base or anything to just add to, or the first Satyr? I know I asked for input on the satyr one and made multiple adjustments.
>>30297745
I like your comment. You seem like a pretty cool dude. Who's your favorite MC?
>>30297756
Which was the first one?
>>30297752
Let go of the past, anon.
>More attempts at arguing
Tell me about the Big Mare Hero. Why is she big?
>>30297765
Because being small is gay. Not even tinepone wanted to be small.
>>30297761
My favorite MC? Right now, that'd have to be Feather Storm.
>>30297761
>Let go of the past, anon.
But why? Why should we let the mistakes of the past flow away?
>>30297752
Why do you ask questions that have been answered many times? Do you have alzheimers? That's terrible anon. I will pray to a randomly selected god for you.
>>30297765
Because that's the premise.
>>30297773
Pffft.
>>30297774
I recommend Hephaestus.
What is the moment in a CYOA you remember the most vividly?
>>30297773
Because we must learn from them, but not let them hold us back from moving forward.
>>30297761
Panka pip was the first paperpone I made, and I think Muffin Top was the first CYOA related paperpone I made.
>>30297765
TO FIGHT MONSTERS
WE CREATED MONSTERS OF OUR OWN
>>30297786
The moment Steel and Tara kissed.
>>30297788
This is a good horse. Thank you.
>>30297786
No horse. You should be like the other guy. He posted a horse.
>>30297805
I have a horse.
What's that one thing you've seen in CYOA a million times but you never get tired of?
>>30297844
Updates.
>>30297787
But if we don't remind ourselves of our past mistakes we will forget the lessons we learnt.
>>30297844
ponies
>>30297844
The snarky mare.
>>30297857
Learned, anon. It's learned.
>>30297844
Silly MCs.
>>30297857
Relearning lessons is a part of life.
>>30297857
We don't really need to be reminded of them every couple hours of every day, anon. Now shoo.
>>30297866
Ooh, I love me some good snark.
>>30297844
People posting new ideas, being excited for new quests, and general enthusiasm.
>>30297786
The paralyisation. (I gave up on trying to work out how to spell it) after we cracked the gem in Darkest Hour.
>>30297889
See
>>30297752
I am genuinely confused. Do we have a whole new userbase or something?
>>30297788
I should make paperpones of the rest of the main cast too. I bet paper pank and paper applejack are lonely with just the two of them.
>>30297892
D-do you not have Google?
>>30297892
Shut the fuck up. You DH fags have an entire fucking general now.
>>30297910
I meant to post this too.
>>30297911
Good point.
Paralyzation.
>>30297914
I've been trying to get a conversation going over there, but no luck so far.
>>30297922
Good work Anon. I am proud of you.
>>30297892
>more Derpest day shit
Shut the fuck up.
>>30297908
No, we just had a bit of time away from all the bull of the past few months and it rekindled our sense of hope. Remove the poison and the body is healed.
>>30297914
>>30297936
Why are you so triggered by people talking about this quest? Are you jealous that nobody talks about your favorite quest?
>>30297916
Here's a non-cammy applejack, so now you can print them, and have her make kissy with Twilight without Applejack looking sad about it.
>>30297892
You know you can get spellcheckers for pretty much every browser now, right?
>>30297948
It's fine, anon. Don't worry about it. Nothing wrong with liking your quest. But let's not ruin the magic we have here for the first time in forever. OiE had its own thread. DH can too.
>>30295716
>>30297955
Most browsers that aren't garbage have them built in.
>>30297955
It had trouble working out what I was going for.
>>30297977
I'm glad they didn't die.
>>30297953
This is great. Thank you for the canon pones. I requested celery and woon for just this reason.
>>30297953
Here's shutterfly, or buttersoft, or whatever this one's name is.
>>30297996
You actually print them out and make them do the kissy?post pics
>>30298035
I'm such a forgetful fella, there was supposed to be an image of a stick of butter shaped like a horse attached to this picture.
>>30298035
Wow, that's a great YellowQuiet! Has exactly as much presence as she deserves!
>>30298055
t. rarishitter
>>30298100
Nope, not a Rarara fag. Try again.
>>30298035
I'm pretty sure that one is called Wingflap Bashful.
>>30298100
If I might step in?
>>30298108
You ponk, anon.
>>30298122
Nope, not Ponk either.
>>30298129
Rainbodyke?
>>30298129
Then if not Ponk, Celestia. You don't like the doormat so I'm guessing you like forceful ponies with presence.
>>30298134
Nope, I might as well just tell you in advance it's not one of the mane six. You can feel free to keep guessing though, I'm sure you'll get it eventually-
>>30298139
Oh. Yep, I have been found out.
>>30298050
Here's Rainbow Dash. I'd mock her, but Inept might beat me up, and I don't want to get beat up.
>>30298150
The files continue not to fail me. New Horsepower when?
Oh my God, this thread is like, oh my God this thread, I didn't think I'd ever be happy here again. I love you all so much right now and it's not just the drugs talking for once.
>>30298217
Actually, they have failed you this one time. I'm not Arc.You need to update your files Dox.
>>30298221
Well, they did still give me the most likely favorite pones of someone who didn't like yellowquiet, so I still feel vindicated.
>>30298219
We love you too, anon. Even if you posted the version where they're drinking white wine with their spaghetti.
>>30298232
What if it's a spicy sauce and that's a heavy and sweet White?
>>30298285
Eeeeeeeeeh, maybe, I guess. If you're going to have a heavy sweet wine, why not go all the way and make a red, though?
>>30298299
What's a good red for spicy, god I used to know this stuff, it's been too long since I've left the house or not been at work.
Hey, you want to go on a date?
>>30298299
Hi there, I'm about to make some chicken parmigana with tomato pasta, paired withplain old water.
>>30298331
Beaujolais or Cotes du Rhone. You just need to avoid the higher alcohol content reds when pairing for spice, not all reds.
>>30298332
pic related
>>30298331
Wouldn't he be a skeleton at the time she was alive, though?
>>30298415
>implying that would stop her when he has such beautiful emotions
I've changed my mind, for that Industria quest. Instead of Twilight Sparkle, how would you feel playing as Princess Celestia?
>>30298600
still no
>>30298600
How would that even work?
>>30298629
Is there anything that would want to make you play Horse dystopia quest?
>>30298154
Got called away for a bit there. Here's Rarity.
>>30298641
There's all six and princess sisters. Thanks a ton.Can I get a Chrysalis for all these drones?
>>30298641
How long did that hair take you, m8?
>>30298660
>>30298781
I got interrupted in the middle of it, so I'm not certain, but I doubt it was more than 10 minutes total at most.
>>30298833
I want to have your babies.
>>30298881
Are you talking to pixelanon or chrysalis?
>>30298937
Yes.
>>30298833
Look at that smug little bug.
Aight is never coming back to answer our last batch of Sharpie questions, is he?
>>30297435
Thanks a bunch Pixelanon. You're a shining light in this cold world of memes.
>>30298600
Could work. What sort of powerlevel would you be putting Celestia at?
Who's the worst pony?
>>30298219
You know at first I thought it was all the shitposts going to the other threads but looking at them besides some light darkest hour conversation that is getting forced as a joke about people calling thread one Darkest Hour general (not that there is anything wrong with talking about that to begin with) there was none of the usual bullshit in the other threads either.
That means we really are getting better on our own. Funny thing is thread 4 had somebody insisting the people in thread one were talking about Cain.
>>30299396
>Worst pony
Treehugger
>Biggest mistake
Daring do after Daring don't.
>>30299422
T. A certain person.
>>30299422
yes!
I'm glad someone has the same thought as me on both of them.
>30299412
Agreed. The great thread has nothing to do with the other threads.
>>30299422
>>30299443
There are two of them.
Fuck that was my favorite way of playing spot the ifag.
>>30299412
>>30299445
>>30299455
Can we please not do this? This thread was going so good without any talking about this shit.
>>30299459
Agreed. Please keep all talk of Russians and Australians to the other thread.
>>30299455
uh... I'm not ifag. I'm psker.
>>30299459
That firsst post you quoted was completly positive though. I am unclear why you have a problem with it.
>>30299474
Hence I said there were two of them. I thought iFag was the only one who held that opinion.
>>30299475
Fine, just the other two.
>>30299486
I'm begging you to shut up. Please.
>>30299396
No ponies are worst pony. All ponies are worthwhile.
>>30299518
I like you
>>30299518
So all ponies are worst pony?
>>30299538
No ponies are worst pony because it's all subjective, and even if a pony isn't your favorite it's still a pony, and that makes it great. Have you hugged a pony today?
>>30297464
Anonguard chooses his mares well.
>>30299558
I haven't, since the day just started 50 minutes ago. I'd be glad to hugyouthough.
>>30299575
Do it, fag. I'm warm and fuzzy and waiting for you.
>>30299589hug
>>30299608
Congratulations, anon. You hugged the pone. Enjoy that warm fuzzy feeling for the rest of the day.
>>30299623
Appreciated, and I will.
>>30299459
What?
>>30299445
Is a faggot for trying to avoid filters but what problem could you possibly have with >>30299412?
>>30299669
I already took that one back in >>30299493. I still disagree with his assessment of the situation, though.I think we were better this time because there was no talking about Russians or Australians.
>>30299676Well duh.
>>30299676
That was precisely my point. None of the threads talked about Russians or Australians which means this threads quality has nothing to do with the split. That is a good thing. A positive sign.
>/cyoag/ discovers than not talking about certain topic imporves everyone's experience.
If there was some /pol/tards here, I want them to keep that in mind.
>>30296992
I believe so, yes.
>>30299901
Shame a couple of people seem convinced that those topics were somehow moved.
>>30299901
ifag
cain
psyker
avarices fetish
psychologists
imum
third australian
gay bathhouse
the quality of darkest hours playerbase
cainart
cammy as a terrible person
edge
I feel like I am missing a lot of things.
>>30300129
>I feel like I am missing a lot of things.
You mentioned the Darkest Hour playerbase but forgot the quest itself.
>>30300139
Because anybody who gets genuinely bothered by legitimate discussion of any cyoa needs to jump in front of a train.
>>30300129
>I feel like I am missing a lot of things.
Revealing self in Crystal symphony
Going back to Work in Heat
Getting that guy injured in Heat
Horsey Mcgee is a homogay individual.
>>30300197
Those first three do not cause arguments. They are just things almost everybody agrees are bad. Nobody really bites very hard with Horsey Mcgee anymore.
But yeah he is a total dick sucking homosexual.
>>30300201
I want to engage in romance with horsey mcgee with the assistance of Angel Wings
>>30300201
He is not a Homo McGay
>>30300620
Yet he failed to pound thhe guardian puss.
>>30297095
Bout time somebody got it.
>>30300628
They're too good together. Horsey failed us all in getting the puss.
>>30300039
>>30297435
I think I forgot to upload my first version of kindle to the dropbox folder with the rest of them.
Are the colours and hairstyles for all of them ok? I didn't forget anyone did I?
There were some changelings I didn't do, since their appearance was just "generic changeling." The diamond dog doesn't have enough information, and there were also two ponies, Hunter and Cobalt, who already had paperpones.
>>30300935
I am unsure if Kindle has wings or not. After double checking, I don't really see it mentioned anywhere. Besides that, I believe that really is everyone you can currently make.
Very nice job PixelAnon! We will praise you and worship you for all of this. Please never stop.As if you have any choice.
Satyr Chooser?
I really love this image even though I barely have any idea what's going on in it. It's like...art.
>>30300935
Also this is a cute little abomination and paperponeranon is my hero.
>>30301044
What kind of clothes should I give her?
>>30301123
Easy to explain. A blind, aloof and badass mare bored while also wearing shades. There's also two snakes slithering at each other cause why not?
>>30301044
neked choose.
She needs clothes, but I don't know what kind to give her.I don't need to censor the horse bit right?
>>30301235
Now that's something to wake up to.
>>30301235
Feel up to doing a comet paper pony?
>>30301235
just a tee
>>30301235
Give her a nice redhorsehide jacket
>>30301235
Just give her a Choosie coat colored t-shirt and jeans. Generic humanoid attire.
>>30300129
>>30300139
>>30300197I feel like 90% of our problems could be solved by never mentioning iFag or Cain again, but if you want to avoid other conversations that have been done to death also, then feel free.
>>30301309
>>30301351
>>30301332
I'll post theuncensorednude version on the dropbox too.
>>30301235
>>30301377
W-wew.Could you go all the way and give me the full human Chooso too? I'm a filthy degenerate.
>>30301044
>human
>anthro
>satyr
STOP YOU MADMAN
>last thread
>>30301462
Gross
>>30301504
>place bring much good going back make thread new
I want to believe.
>>30301504
>craft gets Inept
>new bad look
>guy mare
>fuck Dusk dead
>first time shit
>Tweak already interesting, though maybe something fun
>>30301523
I'm going to go fap to this. Brb.
>>30301540
Do you want the nude version? the legs kinda look like shit, but it has tiddies.
>>30301551
I was mostly just shitposting.
But yes. Show me your pixelated tits.
You magnificent bastard.
>>30301567
They aren't much to look at, but the neked versions of both the human and Satyr version are on the dropbox. Just ctrl-F Choosie and scroll down a bit.
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/rbsvwlpj2biydvk/AAAvw_Z97iYehVlrssfhCZ7Ba?dl=0
>>30301586
Thanks!
Treads extremely greasy has no wings.
>>30301586
l-lewd
>>30301615
>>30301586Wheres the benis?
>>30301657
in ur butt
>>30301672
Heh
>>30301306
>>30301350
Who is this fetching griffapone and does she get to go on the tree?
Chili Willie
Running.
>>30301874
>>30301841
Too late, they've already accepted her into their society. Am I missing any, is Glochidiate on there? Griffs all look the same to me.
>>30301921
They're all there except this one.
>>30301949
Uh oh, this isn't good. It's getting overcrowded, that's going to lead to problems... squabbling and excessive prunning are iminate. We're going to need a bigger tree.
>>30302010
No, we're just going to send the lesser griffs to the lower branches.
>>30302018
Now you've done it. And right when I have to leave for work.
Through the Shattered Planes: What kind of new wonderous creatures will we encounter today? Returns!
>>30302297
Remember cyoa. No matter how bad we get we will never ever be as bad as the royal guard thread. We are also only worse then the slave thread about half the time.
smol cuddly moth when?
>>30302361
It's even in her name.
>>30302361
Yes. I want to find out everyponies fetishes.
>>30302361
wen u mak et
>>30302373
*everyone's
The lack of an apostrophe actually triggered me more than saying everypony.
>>30302356
Let go of your hate.
>>30302356
I heard royal guard.
>>30302379
Well to be fair it is semi correct to say it in this situation. Personaly I prefer to save the word for dialouge but I have no problem with people using it to refer to ponies in gemeral. Everybody who refers to there fellow humans by the word needs to die on a pole though.
>>30302419
I'm sorry anon, but you have to go to this thread until too you can learn to proofread your posts. You can practice there.
>>30295716
>>30302460
Oh yeah wow I did fuck up quite a few words [their]
Remember to bully lis
>>30302519
Shut up, Lis. This billy addiction of yours has gone too far. Get help.
>>30302376
It's an existing quest numbnuts.
After that beautiful opera of sweat, tears and shitposting that is E3, Big Mare Hero continues:
>>30302673
>>30302477
You think that's all?
Well to be fair (comma after dependent clause) it is semi correct (hyphen when using prefix as adverb) to say it in this situation. Personaly (personally) I prefer to save the word for dialouge (dialog) (comma before conjunction that introduces a subordinate phrase) but I have no problem with people using it to refer to ponies in gemeral (general). Everybody who refers to there (their) fellow humans by the word needs to die on a pole (comma) though.
Fix your mistakes and resubmit your paper tomorrow to bring up your grade.
>>30301350
>full griffon body used
>nobody notices
And this is why fanon hippogriffs are shit.
>More arguing
Which CYOA pony was your first waifu?
>>30302692
>That fucking image in the thread
You alright with faces Fins, but please fix your bodies
Pretty please
>>30302732
>nobody notices
Evidently not
>>30302734
You___________
Zenith pees sitting down like a girl
>>30302823
That's kinda hot.
>>30302823
>Not treating yourself to a nice sit
I can't remember the last time I updated this thing
>>30302417
Is there a gay version of this to trigger the guard thread with?
>>30302959
Why are you so obsessed with that thread?
>>30302705
>dialouge (dialog)
Those are both incorrect.
>>30302734
But my first Waifu was Mami Tomoe.
And my only waifu. Kill yourself you disgusting fucking multi waifu faggot.
>>30302976
Not him but I saw it as my chance to get away from this hellhole only to find a bigger one. There is more then one person who hates it.
>>30303100
>Waifuing the blandest character in Madoka
Cmon, anon, get it together.
>>30303100
>having a shit waifu
>>30303100
Jesus christ. I don't think I have ever seen you this mad.
Let's change the topic.
Tell me about Nebula. Why do they travel?
>>30303118
>>30303126
Yeah well that's just like, your opinion man.
>>30303147
Having more then one waifu is fucking degenerate.
>>30303161
It's a new ship.
>>30303161
becuz they wun sum fuk
>>30303161
to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no half earth pony half minotaur abomination, half unicorn half bat pony abomination, pegasus, changling disguised as diamond dog (shit twist btw), pony made a.i and dead racoon have gone before.
>>30303180
That seems to have made a resurgence.
>>30303196
>dead racoon
What.
>>30303161
I really like it. All the recent plots, with the exception of the changeling one have been really interesting.
>>30303087
No, dialouge is not a word. Not anywhere.
DIALOGUE is an acceptable alternative spelling of dialog, but not dialouge.
Buy a spellchecker.
>>30303469
>dialouge is not a word
I fucking said that.
The keyword you need to look at is both.
>>30303480
Dialog and dialogue are both correct.
>>30303480
I saw the word both, anon, and I understood you. You said both were wrong. I said no, dialouge is wrong but dialog and dialogue are both acceptable (although each is more popular in different parts of the world). We're an international website. Either is fine. Dialouge isn't used anywhere, though.
>>30303488
>Dialouge isn't used anywhere, though.
I'm gonna start my own language and we will spell it that way.
>>30303488
>>30303506
go to >>30295716 and stay go
>>30303557
That thread is still alive?
>>30303557
Stop trying to use the other thread as containment faggot. No bullshit has happened in that thread so far. It's nice.
>>30303586
If it's so nice, then why are you here?
>>30303557
For what? Defending the right to spell dialogue dialog? I'm not shitting on anyone. Just saying that both are fine.
>>30303593
Because all the conversation is here. It was nice to be able to talk about Darkest Hour without anybody reeing though, even if I was forcing conversation as a joke.
I've heard there might be shitposting contraband around here. You wouldn't know anything about that wouldn't you mister?
>>30303650
I'll tell you whatever you want if you turn around.
>>30303650
I assure you, I came by all those extra-spicy memes legally.
>>30303650
Just let me stir this poo in peace, officer.
>>30303650
I want you to detain me please. And don't be gentle.
>>30303661
I'd like to see your receipts mister.
>>30303717
I'd like to see your ass bby
>>30303650
I assure you that all my socks are perfectly legal.
Tfw no baron mare to tax peasants with
>>30303196
I always assumed Silver smith was the first baticorn in cyoa.
>>30303871
>>30303717
THEY'RE BEHIND YOU OKAY BYE!
>>30303938
>UNLIMITED COSMIC POWER
>itty bitty benis space
Slight Tweak x Dusk when?
>>30303664
My poo has chunks in it.
Pleeny is for sexuals
Cherophobia is the belief that when one becomes happy, something bad will soon occur after feeling happiness.
>>30304681
That sounds like a terrible way to live
>>30304609
>>30303664
I regret not spending more time on the food. You're right, it looks like shit (in two senses of the word). Have some better stew.
>>30304754
Now it looks like a garbage bin that someone shat in.
Which QM would you waifu?
>>30304807
Anyone that isn't Inept.
>>30304807
One that knows how to post a QUESTION HORSE.
>>30304832
Don't worry beb, I'm here for you.
Why don't we go back to my place and hold hooves? Maybe some pony on pony petting~?
Hey paperpone anon, do you make QM paper pones?
>>30304821
Your kind is a dying breed. This makes me happy.
>>30304809
Anybody that is not Cain or Cammy you mean.
Wich CYOA has the DEEPEST LORE?Picture relatedkind of
>>30304890
I know what I typed, and I meant it.
>>30304881
Yeeeeeh. I know you love it. Your tears feel good on my tongue.
>>30304890
Cammy? Don't you mean Cummy?
>>30304878
Only if they're cool and hip.
>>30304890
I should add. The reason I can't waifu Cain is I cannot stand inferiority complxes. What other qms have those?
>>30304931
Is this QM hip and cool enough to get a paper pone?
>>30304938
Fuck off to the other thread. No Russians or Australians here.
>>30304879
There have been three question horses this thread and they always get more responses then the question without them.
>>30304975
Anon is clearly talking about the other qms with inferiority complexes now.
>>30304973
Is that Mora's? His is a zebra right?
>>30304988
Yeh
>>30304807
Res
>>30304893
>supers
Would you ship Comet from Haymaker quest with anyone, or is she a free spirit not bound by relationships?
>>30305010
>>30304998
Sindrome spotted
>>30304938
>What other qms have those
All of them.
>>30305044
I don't have an inferiority complex, but recent events and family history have forced me to consider that I might be bipolar.
I have noticed the debate between question horses and no question horses, and I propose the following compromise: question griffons.
Comet from Horsepower.
>>30305057
Can we have question griff butts instead?
I like griff butts.
>>30305064
But then poor Comet will be left out. The butt is practically the only part of her that is pone.
>>30305054
WHY aRe there so Few qms LeFT acTIve , HeaLTHy, anD wITHouT peRsonaLITY DIsoRDeRs ?
>>30305070
She could just use her face. That parts griff innit?
>>30305081
They should be coming back eventually now that the cause has its own thread.
>>30305090
Are you saying her face is a griff butt?
>>30305098
I looks enough like one.
Sexy birb horsebrid
>>30304973
>>30304993
Mora's an okay fella. Does this look ok?
>>30305113
Looks good to me. Thanks pp anon!
>>30305081
Because all of the ones without personality disorders were smart enough to move on to different things, whereas the ones that do have disorders stay because of some reason or another, whether it be latching on to it because it's the only thing they think they have, or they don't want to move on to other things out of fear of failure or something so they stick with what they know.
All this new content from artists and only one asshole mentioning Cain once. I feel hope again.
>>30305092 #
Except nobody is fucking talking about Cain or iFag in there. Are you so unwilling to accept that we all played a part in this shitshow that you will delude yourself about what is going on in other threads?
>>30305146
I never said they were talking about them you strawmanning idiot. We aren't talking about it here anymore, and whether they choose to talk about it in there or not is irrelevant.
>>30305113
Saved.
Thanks a ton paper pone anon!
We need more inept billys'
>>30305153
You added a # by mistake when you added the question mark. Thanks for trying to fit in.
>>30305164
I bet Inept has tiny tiddies. That's why she's so grumpy.
>>30305185
What if I think tiny tiddies are cute?
If she has a small butt though, now that's something to be embarrassed about.
>>30305155
>nobody's talking about this thing in this place but the people who talk about it are all there I swear
Why are you so determined to deny this anon? As the guy further up the thread said this is a good thing. It means we got better on our own without needing any extra help.
>>30305153
>>30305193
Don't ruin a nice thread with your autism.
Go away.
>>30305193
I didn't say that either, you twit. Stop putting words in my mouth. I didn't say they were talking about it in there, I didn't say all the people who talked about it in the past are there, and I didn't say whatever other fool thing you're going to claim next.
I simply said that we aren't talking about it in HERE and it helped. They are welcome to talk about it in THERE if they want, but its absence in here is a good thing.
I agree this is a good thing. Why are you determined to misrepresent me as claiming something I am not?
>>30305189
All tiddies are nice, but females are a creature prone to jealousy. I bet she has both, tiny tiddies and a tiny ass.
>>30305220
>Tiny tiddies and tiny assthis is still fine, dfc tomboys are nice too
>>30305220
I bet she has giant tiddies and is upset that nobody on the internet will ever know.
>>30305193
[READING COMPREHENSION]
>>30305216
Holy shit I am starting to understand the people who say people become recognizable.
>>30305216
>Why are you determined to misrepresent me as claiming something I am not?
So you respond. Just ignore them and let them sperg out in the corner. Enjoy the nice weather while it lasts.
>>30305232
Fine. It is nice weather, isn't it? You're a pretty cool guy anon.
>>30305216
>I am going to say a bunch of things in a way that allows me to pretend I never said them when I get called out on it.
>>30305229
Shut up, Inept. If your tits were really giant, you'd be able to post proof just fine.
>>30305216
>damage control
Nobody is causing problems here but you.
>>30305243
Shut up. I'm enjoying the weather now with >>30305232 and will not be joining you in whatever delusions you have about what I meant.
>>30305239
Yeah, it's nice and sunny out. Beautiful day, but it's a bit hot for me.
>>30305243
I understood what he meant just fine. Maybe the problem is you.
>>30305249
I want inept to post proof of herfeminine penis
Both sides, please stop.
Inept shitposters, please continue.
>>30305277
I want Inept to post proof of any part of her body.
>>30305286
HOT EARLOBE ACTION
>>30305288
Q-TIPS
>>30305288
Do you think she has a connected, or disconnected lobe?
>>30305301
I don't know, why don't you ask her?
>>30305281
What if I wish to shitpost about Glacier Clear?
>>30305314
Yo, Inept! What kinda earlobes you got, grrl?
>>30305314
What a great idea, anon. Let us begin the summoning ritual.
INEPT INEPT INEPT INEPT INEPT
>>30305318
PROFESSIONAL CONTACTS
New thread >>30295716
let's use >>30297144 image as the next thread's OP.
>>30305465
Let's use whatever Gimp wants to surprise us with for the next thread.
>>30256809
Feeling not dead enough to continue.
>>30305498
>>30305393
>You don’t want to die like those ponies in the movies! You’re too dynamic compared to those poorly scripted characters to be eaten.
I like this qm.
>>30305397
That thread is for nerds. You're not a nerd are you anon?
>>30295892
>using the one that didn't have all the paperpones
>>30305658
Come to think of it didn't pleeny draw a picture of one of the two characters on there that is only a paperpone? If my memory serves me right why did that not make it on there?
>>30305685
Either because there was no more room and whoever was doing it didn't feel like adjusting the image, or it was made after the image was finished and no one cared enough to go back and update it.
>>30305685
maybe
>>30305685
Your right. I found it odd at the time as well.
>>30305848
Watcha doin' there, anon?
>>30305854
>>30305850
>>30305864
Anon no! Zeebs are bitey.
>>30305864
>>30305881
>>30305909
That's not how you're supposed to trim your fingernails anon.
>>30305685
When you think aabout it it makes sense to put Rust Bucket next to Last Word. Being half taur he is likely the least magical creature on that image and will get fucked up the least.
Qm might have different ideas of how magical he is in comparison to a full pony though.
>Week Long Vacation
>Ten days of free time
I feel rused.
Does anyone have a ref image of Choosie on hand they wouldn't mind posting?
>>30306359
https://www.anonpone.com/miniquest/fanart
>>30306360
Thanks anon, I couldn't think of where to look at them for and my brain is fried.
>>30306359
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/5/24/903125__explicit_grimdark_artist-colon-whydomenhavenipples_oc_oc-colon-absinthe+lily_oc-colon-choosie_oc+only_aftersex_ahegao_anal_an+egg+being+attacke.png
>>30306370
And thank you too.
>>30306359
This seems to be a legit Choosie.
>>30306397
Legit kinda horrifying, maybe.
Since i'm asking questions already, what kind of clothes would you guys imagine Choosie wearing?
>>30306404
Dox is just a fan of the comics.
>>30304754
Needs seasoning.
>>30306353
Yeah that caught me by surprise as well.
Nice to see something with a short definite time limit. Means it will likely actualy be completed. Only other strict time limit I know of is Nebula which will likely have a rather lengthy epilogue of prompts.
>>30306422
Old sweater, t-shirt, or flannel and jeans. Probably needs to be washed
Been a while since I added any new quests:
>Week Long Vacation
https://www.anonpone.com/vacation/
>Horsepower
https://www.anonpone.com/driftu/
>The Wizard of Logic Tower
https://www.anonpone.com/wizzard/
>>30306498
Forgot to trip.
>>30306498
Was gonna say what about lewd text but then I remembered the qm does not use a name or have images.
>>30306519
If somebody could be arsed to go through and make a list of all the posts so far and then convince the qm to use a name I suppose Amm would probably add it.
>>30305216
>I simply said that we aren't talking about it in HERE
Then why fucking mention the other thread?
>>30306982
Please don't try to revive an argument from that long ago.He probably just meant that the other thread wouldn't mind talking about them.
>>30307019
>http://pastebin.com/JfNFvCxZ
>spoiler
I am fairly sure they would. Also not him but in what fucking universe is 7 hours a long time? That is not even long enough to sleep.
>>30307025
Long enough for that topic. Anon, I'm just trying to advise you to let this one go. Nobody enjoys those arguments. The lack of arguing anons made this thread refreshing. Just let it go.
>>30307042
But MUUUUUUM he was being such a fucking faggot and there were so very many retards agreeing with him I just had to call them out on their bullshit.
Golly gee
Gee whilikers
>>30307133
That refugee sure was a faggot wasn't he?
New thread when
>>30307163
You can quite easily make it yourself. Or we could use the other one. If you decide to make it yourself may I suggest this as the op image,
>>30307165
You already have a DH thread you greedy slut.
>>30307172
It's really not a Darkest Hour thread. There were a couple of people talking about it because people kept calling it that but they rapidly ran out of conversation and now it is just new arrivals going to that thread first and people keeping it bumped out of some misguided moral high ground.
>>30307178
I don't really care whether it is or not, and I didn't really ask either.
>>30307165
Why do you push for Cain's drawings to be used as OP despite his disapproval?
>>30307178
Also I recall there was in fact some Darkest Hour conversation in this very thread.
>>30307185
Someone also mentioned the guardsmare thread, but that doesn't mean that this thread is theirs now.
>>30307183
Memes.
>>30307185
Mentioning it in a post and a couple people telling you to fuck off isn't really a conversation.
>>30307190
I will concede that point.
>>30307190
Was kind of sad really. Anon gave an honest answer to a simple question and got shouted down just because of the quest he mentioned.
I just had an idea. After Nebula is done (or just as a side quest) Maybe Pluto would be interested in running a quest in the same universe but set earlier about the crystal empire separation.
>>30307205
Silly anon, of course he would not and you know it, or else why did you ask a rhetorical question.
>>30307213
Well I mean to be fair to anon in that case it was a rhetorical (kind of) Also is this meme is getting stale.
Sorry.
I want to say this thread made me happy inside.
>>30307520
new thread
>>30307493
Last for me too.
>>30307493
Laster for me too.