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Happiness Edition

ITT:
>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs.
>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
>Trade art
>Shitpost

List of stories: https://www.anonpone.com/
List of related content: http://pastebin.com/JfNFvCxZ

Read this advice first:
https://www.anonpone.com/advice
http://www.tgchan.org/wiki/Advice

>What day is best?
http://strawpoll.me/10160199
>What time is best?
http://strawpoll.me/10160202
>What genre are you interested in?
http://strawpoll.me/10160203
>What if I cannot into art?
http://strawpoll.me/10160205
>What race would you play?
http://strawpoll.me/10160997

Remember: Let the good times flow

Previous Thread: >>30295892
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Tell me aboyt cirquesque. Why does blindfu fight?
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I like fun sir.
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>>30307531
She seeks the WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL
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Res is a dirty slut
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>>30307901
How dirty we talking here?
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>>30308007
He has dick fungus, and autism
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Active threads

Hail: >>30264203
Slave: >>30274558
Coltquest: >>30288276
Kingdom Hearts: >>30127592
Week Long Vacation: >>30276679
Lewd Text: >>30266559
Shattered Planes: >>30286467
Give and Take: >>30214195
Fallout: >>30256809
Miracle: >>30258070
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>>30308044
Big Mare Hero: >>30249233
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>>30308096
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I need to turn my adblock back on, these clickbait adds are getting out of hand.
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>>30308154
The middle one is concerning.
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Did someone say Griff butts?
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Post rare Sand Swirls'
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>>30308190
We need more CYOA griff butts.
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What's the latest, and most rad quest?
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>>30308451
Coltquest
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>>30308451
Cutie Clash
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>>30308190
No. At least have a fucking reason for your image dumps.
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>>30308451
Fool out thyme
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>>30308555
It's CYOA related.
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>>30308190
Yes, over twelve hours ago. You're late.
post griff butts.
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>>30308581
>anthro
Take your furry bullshit back to furaffinity.
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>>30308555
This is happiness edition. Fun is allowed.
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>>30308656
>>30308581
I went looking for an image from the show of a catbird standing on their hind legs because I wanted to prove that punchbirb was okay.

This is the closest I could find. Turns out the anthro Hijacker memes might actually be true.
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>>30308784
Oh wow a reasonable hijifag. Never thiught I would see the day.
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>>30308858
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New Nebula Thread!
>>30308855
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I don't have a problem with it but I have noticed preening is a private act is a very popular idea among qms. I wonder why that is.
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>>30308952
Most hygiene rituals are.
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>>30308656
make me
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Inept has a flat personality ! Flat!
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>>30309279
I agree.
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>>30309279
Must be why he hates maud. Sees too much of himself in her.
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>>30309310
But inept is female.
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>>30309365
>
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>>30309365
Are you sure? Her chest says otherwise.

I was starting to worry nobody would notice
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Archive: https://pastebin.com/faYUNr7N
Part 7: https://pastebin.com/jH8fTxnc

This one is easier, but not by much. Although his personality is a bit whack, Slight Tweak’s technical knowledge puts him as a clear front-runner. Though it does pain you a bit to see Lug Nut with little hearts in her eyes. Maybe you can work something out...

You stand up and head over to where the three candidates are talking shop, all of them abruptly stopping as you approach and focusing on you with rapt attention. It’s a position based around working together and attentiveness, you suppose. “I’ve reviewed the options, and I think we’re going to have to go with Slight Tweak.”

Giz looks visibly deflated. “Awwww man,” she said with a sigh. “Eh, better luck next time, I guess.” She gives Slight Tweak a friendly punch on the wither, which frazzles him just a bit, and his magic glows as he immediately begins to smooth down the fur with his magic. She gets up and gives you a quick salute. “Maybe I’ll see you out there!” She chirps and heads out of the door.

Oil Slick nods professionally and starts to get up. “Well, I’m sorry I wasn’t to help you with your vision, but I thank you for the opportunity,” she says with a graceful bow.

“Actually, let me grab some contact info,” you say, getting both Lug Nut and Oil Slick to stare at you with surprise and a little bit of hope. “Just in case we need an image consultant or I need to put someone in contact with you.” You give her a wink.

She giggles and gives you a wink back before producing a piece of paper. With elegant loops, she writes out her contact information. It’s good enough that she essentially just improvised a business card. “That sounds like a lovely plan,” she says, and starts off out of the door. You swear her wing opens just a little bit to brush against Lug Nut, who looks over at her with eyes full of wonder.

[1/4]
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>>30309399
“Excuse m-” Slight Tweak starts.

“GAH!” Lug Nut shouts and jumps backwards, having been a bit too distracted to see him get up and approach the two of you. Her panic startles Slight Tweak, who yelps and jumps backwards. You thrust your face into the palm of your claw. Maybe having these two spend too long next to each other wasn’t such a good idea.

Eventually, the two high-strung mechanics stop panicking enough for them to join you as you sat at the table. “Alright,” you say. “Uh, if you can meet us at 6 tomorrow we can-”

“Nonsense!” Slight Tweak said, producing several folders. “I need to familiarize myself with the car.”

“What? I haven’t even gotten to see the car and I’m gonna be driving it!” You protest.

Lug Nut shakes her head. “You can drive anything with wheels. He’s gonna be fixing it.”

You grumble at her obvious appeasement tactic but, well, she’s right. “Fine,” you say. “I’ll let you two metalheads get down to it, then.”

“And then we can get started on my six hundred and twelve point inspection,” Tweak says as you start to get up. Lug Nut immediately looks at you with an expression devoid of her prior goodwill; it says something to the effect of ‘I could have been making out with Oil Slick right now you BITCH’.

You chuckle and head out of the diner before Lug Nut can drag you in out of spite. You did the business_work thingie, now you can finally meet some of the other racers. Fuck yes! You trot outside merrily and almost run into Dusk, who is standing, looking off into the sky. You narrowly avoid slamming into her and give her a look. Has she noticed you?

“Hello, Dusk,” you offer gently, hoping not to scare her with your presence.

[2/4]
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>>30309403
“Hello, Comet,” she says without looking. In the light of the afternoon sun, she looks a bit scruffier than you had thought. Not bad, maybe a little unkempt, her short mane a little bit frazzled. She makes it work, however, and it frames her face nicely.

She’s seems a bit concerningly distracted. “You’re not on the sauce, are you Dusk?” You ask.

She looks back at you, and for just a second you get a glimpse of iron focus before her eyes go back to their carefree, casual drifting. “Nah,” she says. “Just thinking.”

“Well, I was about to go check out a couple of the other teams around there, did you want to come with?”

“Cool,” she says, a small smile on her face. “Sounds like fun.”

“Sweet,” you say, and the two of you start off towards the clutch of tents where various techs are dashing back and forth. “Anyone you really want to meet?”

“Does it really matter?”

“I… guess not?” You say. How are you supposed to answer that? You spy an information kiosk and head over, pulling out a map and starting to sort through. It has a list of racers and their tent assignments. Useful! You head down the main street of the tent city and look back and forth to see the teams available. A lot of teams choose to prepare off-ground and some are sequestering themselves for privacy or personal reasons.

Still, you double-check and see a few names of interest that have their tents open. Most of them you know a thing or two about, but it got a lot harder to keep up super well since you started doing the actual racing yourself. Still, you try and pool what you’ve remembered or been able to grab.

[3/4]
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>>30309409
The Kings of Speed, pretty much the be-all end-all of racing from like ten years ago. They won almost every race, but just quit abruptly. Recently they rejoined to support the old driver’s niece, sort of a “second generation” deal.

Catberg Racing, a pretty skilled duo. You remember them being pretty famous, but besides not winning a lot of the races, little else comes to your mind.

The Lazy Boys, a real crowd pleaser. One of the front runners for the current best racing team out there, and using a tanker, too.

Team Sick Bantz, a sort of comedy group. They used to be shock jockeys but joined the Haymaker to get more cred. Pretty crappy racers, though.

Finally, the celebrity guest. They have one of those every time, kept kind of hush hush until the actual start of the race. You guess you could figure out who it is beforehand.

A handful of smaller teams who you’ve never heard of are also on the map. Southern Farming Collected, Dark Horses Racing, Mystic Racing, and… Normal Pony Equestrian Pony Racing.

Which one would you like to visit?

[4/4]

Bit of a shorter one this time. Next update on Saturday the 17.

Thanks to Anti, Appul, and Lis for doing the editing on this one!
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>>30309419
>Normal Pony Equestrian Pony Racing.
Ooooooh changelings.

Let's go see the celebrity guest.
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>>30309419

I'd like to go see either Mystic Racing or the Lazy Boys, they sound fun.
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>>30309419
We gotta see those Kings of Speed. They're the KINGS! The ones who have done it before. Plus we should get a look at this niece of theirs. With experience like that on her team she'll be a serious contender.
We should totally take a peak at those "normal" ponies first though.
Hopefully they race better than they blend in.
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Big Mare Hero continues, and while it's not friday, it certainly feels like one here at big mare headquarters:
>>30309449
>>30309457
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>>30309419
Look into the ones we don't already know about: farm, dark, mystic, and bug. The more famous ones we know a bit about already or could ask our friends. Let's find out about the less well known ones so there are no surprises. Any order, but make sure we have time for Perfectly Normal Pony Horse Racers Equestrian Not-a-bug Pony Pony Racer Ponies.

>>30309403
>Maybe having these two spend too long next to each other wasn’t such a good idea.
Nonsense. It's already hilarious.
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>>30309419
Let's go meet some familiar racers and the completely normal pony racers.
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Feed me your billy's
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>>30309528
Darkest Hour is a good quest.
Inept has a flat chest.

I am way too tired to remember more then my favourite and the most recent one.
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>>30309528
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>>30309560
DFC is good though.
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Inept, I'm sorry that I nerfed your abilities, made you come off as overly aggressive in that miniquest and I'm sorry that most characters didn't get enough time in the spotlight while that mini quest was being run.
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>>30309569
I have something to say in response to this but I fear it will ignite an argument.
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>>30309592
Nice blog post.
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>>30309605
Fuck off.
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>>30309592
Then it's probably stupid and no one cares.
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>>30309592
A much as I like to say 4chan is a place where you should not fear arguments /cyoa/ does not know how to let go so you should not say the thing
>>30309605
Oh get off your high horse.
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>>30309634

Let go of your hatred for /cyoa/ Anon. We can change.
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>>30309592
No, please. Go ahead. Unless it involves a Russian or an Australian, in which case good call on holding back and stopping an argument.
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>>30309634
Maybe you should get off your low horse before telling other people to get off their horses.
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>>30309650
I can't tell if this is an insult making fun of the expression he used or an actual clever extension of the metaphor implied by the phrase "high horse" in the first place.

Nice thought-provoking shitpost, anon. Five pegabucks.
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Tell me about Hail.
Why is the trap getting off the station?
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>>30309634
What horse? Don't shit up the thread with pointless statements. No one cares about things someone thought about posting but didn't. Have a Whispen.
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>>30309671
becuz they wun sum fuk
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>>30309644
Ok. During the drama over the people who felt anon was trying to make Broken Hearts a lewd quest I noticed somebody said Mora did not like the idea of previously abused foals in lewd situations or something. Even when the lewd was unrelated to past abuse. So it seems ooc for him to help craft get an abused mare to fuck.

Also art of craft fucking said mare when.
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>>30309685
Oh also also there is nothing wrong with the 3rd australian.
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>>30309685
I don't remember them saying the filly was for fuk.
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>>30309685
Thank you for your well-reasoned opinion, anon. I am sure Bath will appreciate your feedba--
>>30309690
Anon, no! Whhhhhhhyyyyyyyy???
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>>30309671
If I had to take a wild guess it is because the qm really did not want it to become military and gave them something else to explore instead to ensure the players did not choose to enlist.
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>>30309690
Then there's no reason to bring him up, you faggot.
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>>30309701
>Whhhhhhhyyyyyyyy
Because I don't like how the way australians are getting treated is going to cause problems for any other future australians.
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>>30309710
This has been answered before. You're new, so you don't get it, but australians have been a meme on this site for a long time. Stop going on about it.
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>>30309707
>the anon he quoted mentioned australians plural
>why you bring up australians
I wonder anon. I wonder.
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>>30309710
Defending them when nobody is attacking them will make more people attack them. Also >>30309707. He's an anon.

Oh shit, you mentioned Australians and now we're starting to fight again. It was a trap!
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>>30309720
Mentioned only to say don't mention them or it would start an argument. And look. It has.
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>>30309710
Defending Australians every time they're mentioned is part of the reason people are starting to hate them in the first place, so you're doing a shit job.
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Oh god.
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>>30309739
This is all Jeffs fault.
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>>30309690
I regret saying this. Can we just focus on the stuff I said about the quest instead.
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>>30309745
DEAL.

I agree with you, and you raise an interesting point about how to portray QMs other than yourself in your quest. How do you avoid not making them just caricatures? I noticed that Inept was basically just Holiday Special, for example.
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>>30309754
Yeah. That is the main reason I disagreed with those who wanted Tuypone in the quest. (I still want somebody to draw him though)
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>>30309745
Silly anon, of course we can't? Why else have you asked a rhetorical question.
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>>30309846
Why won't you shut the fuck up!
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>>30309846
Anon, your intense focus on one anons grammatical errors are intensely annoying, so much so, that I've become far more annoyed with you then I ever have with him.
Stop being a fucking cunt, seriously.
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>>30309846
Fuck you. This bullshit ruined my favorite quests long record of players acting civaly to each other.
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>>30309846
He has been trying to remember lately. You can remind him without being a jerk about it.

>>30309857
>>30309883
And you can ignore him instead of exploding.
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>>30309912
I am not convinced it is all one anon. There is one anon making the mistake frequently but some of it is probably just everyday mistakes people make sometimes.
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>>30309744
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>>30309977
Well at least one of them is trying. Progress is progress.
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>>30309985
The one trying is the only one doing it frequently. Everything else is the normal rate of grammar errors everybody makes.
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>>30309754

I mean, you could ask them for feedback or their opinions. Be like, "Yo Mora, this giant ass mare walks up to you at the club, and slaps your ass. What do?"
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>>30309685
I am glad that quest finaly got some criticism that was not from fucking ifag.
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>>30310106
Who fucking cares that the prior criticism was iFag. He was right that don't remember my cutie mark was a copout and we only know it was him because he mentioned it incidentally later (in a perfectly acceptable manner also).
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>>30310054
I can tell you some QM's responses right now.
Linkeh: ask if she knows where her sister is
Lis: blush and sputter incoherently
Arc: come

>>30310106
>>30310131
Shh.
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>>30310054
I assert my dominance by slapping her ass harder and grabbing her right by her hooves and asking her if she'd like to go on a proper date sometime. Hopefully it blossoms into something beautiful.
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>>30309703
There wasn't ever any meaningful support for the military? The reason I jumped on the idea when players prompted it was the same reason Far wants to travel-- the station's too small and honestly boring.
Originally Hail was going to be an alien thriller, but constant interruptions early on that didn't ever let me focus properly on it caused me to run in automatic and miss the proper point to have the ayyyliens appear.
>>30310054
I cut her hand off with my teeth and make her eat it.
Cunt thinks she's hot shit slapping me outta nowhere.
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>>30310154
Hand? Anon, if you were picturing anthro Celestia you have bigger issues.
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>>30310106
Allow me to let you in on a secret anon. Both pieces of criticism were me. So if you want iFag free criticism of that mini you will have to wait longer. Also I think there was one other short criticism somebody else made but I cannot be assed to go looking for it right now.
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>>30310154
There was a lot of people saying they were considering it.
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>>30310169
I think it was only me and one other anon auctualy.
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No more heroes left in mares.
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>>30310163
I figured that was you because of how you wrote >>30309745 but didn't want to start any angry shouting in case I was wrong. It shouldn't matter who you are, so you don't really need to confirm which posts are or aren't you.
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>>30310211
In this case I think it is good he identified himself. It put that faggot in his place. And as anon said further up the only reason we know he was the first criticism was because he got asked a vaguely related question.
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>>30310162
>Implycatying
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>>30309685
[Meta info] Secret Club OC backstories and inside jokes from secret club faggotry follow.
The rescue mare was not for lewd. The idea behind getting Crafto a rescue mare was so he had emotional support after the waifu (Belle)[see pic attached] he had years ago left him and led to his moving into Res' basment. Now will Craft and her ever fug? Probably not since his goal was to bring her home to get her out of McSweezy's mostly. Is it possible though? You'd have to ask Craft who has drawn a sweet little picture of Panda Pone explaining why bags of milk. No idea if he plans on coloring it first or something so I'll hold off on posting it.

[Meta Information on the planning]
I had actually asked people in secret who wanted thier QM pones to join Craft's party as well as a goal for each of their pones while they were at the bar.
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>>30310413
>The rescue mare was not for lewd
Can we have lewd of her anyway?
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>>30310413
Ok nevermind all that shit I said then. That stuff probably should have been clearer in the actual quest though on the other hand if it was we probably would not have picked the mare I wanted to pick so in a way I am not complaining too hard
>>30310458
Lewd would be nice but for some reason what I really want is to see her wearing rings like that other one was. Stupid mcsweezys thinking they could use suspension rings as a selling point when you can just put them on yourself. Also jesus christ that is a long image, I will read it later.
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I predict that the next interesting quest won't start until 2019
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>>30310576
I am gonna call you out next time an interesting quest starts.
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>>30310598

If you can give me interesting ideas, I'll run it myself.
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>>30310607
Maud goes and explores her new home in the crystal caverns. I suggested this a while ago and inept almost considered picking it up so she could kill maud repeatedly but decided against it.

Hell just anything about exploring the crystal caverns. Does not have to be maud.
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>>30310658

Okay, that's a character and a setting. Not a quest. The crystal caverns themselves aren't enough for a whole quest.
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>>30310672
The caverns collapse and she needs to survive and find a way out. And she meets some diamond dogs and changelings and other underground critters along the way.
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>>30310672
Maud explores the crystal caverns and discovers a portal to a realm of horror. Alternatively there are horrible beasts deep in the caverns.
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>>30310576
Well that depends on how long Warlock takes to fix his shit and run another quest.
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>>30310693
>>30310696
Not him but those are all quality ideas.
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>>30310696
She finds a portal to the Equestria Grills universe?
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>>30310796
>the equestria girls universe is not another universe at all but rather an underground cavern
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>>30310693
>>30310696

That's getting closer to a real quest. Cave survival has potential, but I've seen it done before. See: the cave segment of DFU.

First of all, Maud isn't a great character for internal dialogue. And in a survival quest like this is being proposed to be, you need either internal or external dialogue. Imagine you're ten posts in, discovering the main driving thing of the plot, which would be things in the cave trying to kill you, and the main character thinks, "Oh. Deadly things. I better avoid those." And then that was all. Later, things are chasing her to death and she comes up with the entire witticism of "This doesn't rock at all."

The first and second ideas you've replied here have a key difference. One consists of cannon antagonists, that might potentially help or hinder, and if you had a good enough QM, could be used to great effect. However, if they are too helpful, they'll end up showing the MC the way out and the quest will end too early. Have them be too much of a hindrance, such as saying that they will help but always leading the MC astray, and the players will stop bothering to trust or interact with them. Which is a problem, because then you lose a vital source of conversation and dialogue to keep the quest interesting with your proposed MC of Maud.

And if they're antagonists, then you have the same situation as the second idea, whether realm of horror, or dogs and changelings, you're going to end up with a story where you are running around, and most of the commands will consist of "Go left or go right." or "Attempt to run away or kill the thing."

1/2
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>>30310840

Another issue with having Maud be an MC in a "trapped underground" quest is that she can dig through rocks. So either you have to find a narrative reason she wouldn't be able to do that, or you have to change her character. The most obvious and immediate way to suspend her unnatural strength is to handicap her, and force her to explore the tunnels full of unknown horrors- Oh wait, now this just became LOST.

There are better ideas out there, and this one has been done before and would take a fair bit of effort to make new and interesting. Try again.

2/2 post split in half because I was just barely over the character limit.
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>>30310840
>>30310850
Fair enough.
Especialy good point on mauds digging.
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>>30310869

Thanks.
Ranting like that was sort of therapeutic, do you have any other quest ideas I can critique?
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>>30310850
All your issues could be solved by not using Maud, and I would prefer that in the first place.
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>>30310924
Grand ruler Celesto x Starlight Glimmer romance quest.
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>>30310993

Well, all the issues except my main and final issue with it. Besides, the fact that things like it have been done before, and getting it to work as a new and interesting quest would be difficult.

My initial proposal was that if you could find a quest I was interested in, I would run it.

I'm not interested in Cave survival, the idea is boring to me, and if I were to QM it I wouldn't enjoy it.

>>30310996
Here is your (you)
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>>30310996
My god have you ever looked at or read anything else that guy has ever said? He's like the brony version of an incel.
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>>30311045
I will treasure this (you) always.
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>>30310924
Sure. Those are Hiji level critiques.

Butterfly effect quest. You play as Twilight Sparkle upon her arrival in Ponyville. No obligation to keep to canon Twilight behavior or the events of the show. Goal is see if you can be a better Twilight than Twilight. Handle all the big bads with less collateral damage, save the library, make Lyra the element of loyalty just to see what happens, etc.
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>>30311087
I'm interested.
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>rape quest.
The challenge is to see how many ponies you can nonconsensualy have sex with before you get caught.

Bonus points if the sex is fappable but that is not mandatory.
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>>30311087
boring. This sounds like a power fantasy that would quickly devolve into standard fimfic bullshit. being a better twilight is uninteresting because no existing enemy in the show canon would be enough to handle a twiggy with the collective intelligence of a dozen sociopathic autists.
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>>30311123
oh and the challenge is in both speed and numbers. 10 mares over a week then get caught is more impressive then 10 over a year before you get caught.
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>>30309569
Ineptpone was my favorite part of that quest. She's QM waifu material now, that's what you should really be apologizing for.

Pic mostly unrelated.
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>>30311138
My qm waifu is whoever did that hard vore quest. I hope he comes through on the epilogue.
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>>30311126
Well, in that case I want to share my additional thinking, which was to gimp them in some manner early on to make all the antagonists harder. In the early portion of the quest there is bound to be some fucking up, and if it prevents you from getting the full mane six then you would need to find other ponies to be the elements and they might not be as useful. Hell, if you can't get five at all then good luck defeating NMM without the elements. Different path through the Everfree so different challenges. Some of the new pones might even fall for NMM's tricks.

My intention was for this to be very difficult, not a power fantasy.
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>>30311159
Oh, and when you fuck up and die or doom Equestria you have to jump back and try again. Inept style. We'll kill a LOT of Twiggles.
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>>30311170
>you have to jump back and try again. Inept style
Wait is that what the pony quests were? I might bump them up a little on my reading list in that case. sounds interesting.
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>>30311159
with this info I can safely say that its pointless to use canon characters

You've changed so much from the original show and the characters and straight up trivialized the importance of main characters, you've now made a concept where there is no purpose to including canon characters aside from attracting purists

as far as I can tell, the core concept here is being the last bastion between doom in equestria, and that's totally ok- I just dont see the point of trivializing the main characters like this.

plus, anyone who has watched the show probably has a good grasp of how to write, read, and coerce the m6, so there's little difficulty in the interpersonal interactions that you might present.
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>>30311194
Alright. I disagree but I understand your point of view. I still think it might be interesting to see 4chan attempt to manage the events of the show and watch as they get progressively more different as time goes on.
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>>30311087
It sounds good in theory, but I don't think it'd make for a very good quest.
If there isn't an endpoint, save for death or abject failure, it becomes an odyssey rather than a quest. You are Twilight. You are about to embark on a journey that in the show canon takes nearly seven years to tell. If you don't take hiatuses, and ignore filler episodes, there's still a great deal of content, hundreds of hours of it even. It'd be fun for the first few months, as you see just how far you stretch the limits of the world. Want to ignore all your friends as much as possible, only coming out of hiding to save the world? Want to force Celestia to abandon the throne? Want to get into a lesbian polygamous relationship with Lyra, BonBon, Octavia, Colgate, and over half of ponyville?

You can do it all.
But what next? There's always more. It doesn't stop coming. It becomes an Equestrian sized sandbox as the QM tries to balance his world, keep it alive and interesting, and desperately hang on as the players say "Let's go explore the other half of the continent now! We've planned it out chronologically, and we still have two months of spare time until we even have to begin worrying about Discord!"
I don't think we have any QMs who would be dedicated enough to keep it up. Plus, if the players play it safe and don't stray from canon, it just becomes a boring retelling of the original story.

>>30311159
Okay, well this isn't the original premise anymore. This is "What if you were Twilight but things were even harder and your saving the world wasn't predestined and fate?"
That does indeed sound like a tough type of quest. But you know what the issue is?
If you fail to take down one of the main antagonists, you're just going to end up exploring the parallel worlds as seen in the Season 5 finale. That's nothing new, and we've already had quests about some of those.
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>>30311211
>lets manage the events of the show
>except they get different

...so why relate it to the show in the first place?

I mean if you're changing things around to provide difficult scenarios for the players, you're going to rather quickly approach a point where the situation the players are navigating has nothing to do with the show.

What I am suggesting is skipping the part where we blast through the initial show problems and skip right to the interesting stuff. That isn't to say the show problems can't be used, I just think they should just be relegated to cameo objectives or side objectives because they are usually relatively simple.
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>>30310658
I hijacked that idea, it was only two posts, but hey, it had a conclusion.

My plan was to bring it back everyday but serious IRL stuff happened... deppresion...then the thing with the hotdog vendor... charges were dropped though so I might have time now.
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>>30311248
>journey that in the show canon takes nearly seven years to tell
But that's wrong you fucking faggot. Your point still stands but it is more like 3 or 4 years
>we've already had quests about some of those.
Links please. sounds interesting.
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>>30311279
Wait really. I don't remember it getting Hijacked. I must have missed it somehow. Do you have a link?
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>>30311281

Dude. The show started in 2010. It definitely has been seven years of story telling. I'm not saying that in canon a total of seven years have passed.
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>>30310515
>Stupid mcsweezys thinking they could use suspension rings as a selling point when you can just put them on yourself.
Yeah. What idiots.
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>>30311299
It sounded like it to me.
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>>30311299
What
You clearly said that in show canon it had been 7 years.
Learn 2 engrish
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I think Pluto is pretty great at choosing music.
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>>30311322
>>30311355

Sorry for my bad wrong words. Please accept apologizings.
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>>30311364
Appology accepted.
faggot
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>>30309560
How are either of those bullys?
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I might run a couple of minis based around the be twilight in episodes idea. I would not try to link them together though, each would be self contained.

Would be a good excuse to rewatch episodes. Owls well that ends well will be the first mini.
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>>30311406

Okay. Why that one?
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>find Equestria Prevails on Pinterest
>Half of these pictures give me M&M's flashbacks
HERO YOU FUCKING HACK!
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>>30311545
Hetrosexual sauna.
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>>30311539
I was joking about that one.
Still I could probably give it a try if somebody wanted.
How about it /cyoa/ any of you want to play an Owls Well quest?
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>>30311545
>Browsing Pinterest
Bro, are you a girl?
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>>30311626
Oh, gee, I wonder we're I've seen this before!
>>30311747
No
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>>30311289
Naw, it really was just two posts in this thread. I was going to start it the same way each time but make it increasingly more complicated and dangerous each day.

Unfortunately I really did have to stop before I got a chance to continue on with the idea.
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>>30309739
Pinkie help us, we need fun and we need it now.
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>>30308784
Closer? It's a vector from Griffon the Brushoff.
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>>30309528
Only 1 in 10 QMs shower daily.
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>>30312693
daily showers are bad for your skin.
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>>30312718
Heathen
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>>30312350
Shame. I really am surprised I don't remember it though.
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>>30312771
?
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>>30312771
Is this Cainart?
friendly reminder the person who posted that Alchart was attempting to bait that exact mistake
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>>30312955
Friendly reminder to please stop mentioning Cain.
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>>30312955
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>>30312955
No anon, its the cutiemark of my MC
In short:

>Her name is Spell Enchant
>She is a magical earth-pony
>She just finished graduating in Canterlot, so she is smart pony

My question is what the fuck does that cutiemark represent for her? Wisdom? Knowledge?
I'm just here for answers
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>>30313044
Hmmmm still dunno
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>>30313044
Too bad, you're getting more questions instead.
More space unicorn when?
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>>30313107
>More space unicorn when?
Maybe never, I did like her so maybe in a future quest I'll add her, either as a side character or the mc

Still, I got plans for 2 upcoming quests, one will completely change the original MLP timeline, the other will take place centuries after that
As of now I'm running a quest, though it's more of a hobby rather than me trying to deliver some hidden meaning behind it

Thanks for the advice, back to lurking!
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>>30313107
>>30313167
I was too slow
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>>30313106
Now that I look at it again, I'm not even sure that's an owl. Looks like it could be a partridge or a quail. If it's an owl it's wearing a tiara. Princess owl? Beauty queen owl?
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>>30313044
You gave her a cutie mark before you decided what it means. I suppose I can attempt to make something. If the show can bullshit Cherilees cutie mark an owl should not be hard. Especialy for a snart pony.
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>>30312955
I don't think it was intentional but I do think it was an understandable mistake given the context and I regret getting mad at the anon who made the mistake.
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>>30312771
Ok, an owl wearing a crown or a tiara has a specific symbolic meaning. It's either a specific royal crest, something to do with Minerva, or the symbol of the demon Moloch, depending on just how crazy the persons hosting the webpages I just glanced at are
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How did you discover cyoa, Anon?>>30313317
I am pretty much the same except I thought that from the start. I was not game to mention it given the state of the thread though.
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>>30313345
Oh shit those were meant to be separate posts.
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>>30312955
If you care about his art so much then just get in sekrit and stop pestering us with stupid questions.
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>>30313411
He was there. He left. He doesn't like us.
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>>30313411
Shit nigga I don't even like his art. I just think the guy who posted the Alchart was after the exact scenario that happened.
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>>30313424
Who do you think I am anon?
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>>30313430
The guy who showed up, talked about Cainart, and then left.
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>>30313425
Then why did you mention Cain?
>inb4 bait
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>>30313345
I saw a picture from a cyoa posted as barneyfag bait because anon forgot barneyfag does not post on /tg/ and I ended up reading the cyoa on anonpone, Although I decided to drop it before I caught up. I kept up with some other cyoa on anonpone but never posted. Then when the search function was added I got significant use out of it and came here to say I loved the feature. I got distracted by some thread on my way out and got drawn into /mlp/.
I obviously started to watch the show after a week or so, although I have been going rather slowly having only just finished magical mystery cure (Do they ever explain what the fuck was up with Starswirls spell or was it a matter of fuck you just throw whatever bullshit you need at the wall to give our mc wings). I only started masturbating to the characters last week though. I still do so to a variety of other stuff and have every intention of keeping my tastes varied rather then falling into only pone like some folks do.
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>>30313439
I doubt that was him. Can we please stop trying to pin everything on a small handful of people?
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>>30313472
Sure, but we also need to stop giving attention to those attention seekers.

Now to the quest discussion.
What CYOA genre is/was underrepresented?
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>>30313472
Sure, if we can also stop assuming that anons are saying things they aren't. I'm not trying to pin anything on anyone. I never said anyone did anything bad. I never said anon was part of any group. I just said I thought he might have been a guy that came into club a while back who also used the phrase "friendly reminder" and also wrote Cainart as one word.

Try not to be oversensitive.
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>>30313490
I think it is correct to write Cainart as a word. It is said enough it has every right to become one.
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>>30313522
Didn't say it wasn't, anon. Some write it as one word and some as two.
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>>30313468
>have every intention of keeping my tastes varied rather then falling into only pone like some folks do.
It's gonna happen anon. For a few months I was able to divide myself between 3dpd, furry and pone.
Soon the furry fell off in favor of more pone. Then the 3dpd started to slip away also.
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>>30313546
>3dpd, furry and pone
So 3dpd, furry and furry.
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We have like half a dozen magic players here so I better inform you guys of this.
>>>/tg/53799178
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>>30314120
>half a dozen
>
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>>30314131
Seems that way to me.
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>>30314140
Then your hallucinating.
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>>30314120
>Dominara
>core sets
>dinosaurs
>pirate vraska
>unset
I am erect
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>>30311626
Hey I remember this image. I was looking for bat pony bars after we talked about them in the Darkest Hour thread and I found this.
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>>30314120
Thanks dude. I foresee myself spending a lot of money.
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>>30314197
I am guessing Dominara are vraska are people or places but the fuck does unset mean?
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>>30314120
Requesting all the nerd mcs having a total nerdgasm
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Lis is a dumb smelly weeb!
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>>30314517
Shut up, Lis.
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>Hail died
Uh.not the best prompt I've given but if someone wants to reply to it here I wouldn't mind.
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>>30314521

Make me.
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>>30314528
Masturbate
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>>30314530
Shut up, Lis, or I'll tell Choosie.
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>>30314521
Only Lis says Shut up Lis.
So fuck off lis
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>>30314528
Say congratulations and fuss over the babu.
Momma Far begins here.
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>>30314541
Fuck off, Lis.
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>>30314535

She has no power over me. Do it fagu.
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RITS, I summon yee to shitpost.
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You are in so much trouble mister.
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>>30314722

W-wait. What if I brush you!? W-we can work something out! Have mercy Choos!
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>>30314816
No, this isn't something that brushies alone can solve. It requires scritchies too.
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>>30314899
I'll help clear his name with scritchies and cuddles
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>>30314899
I'm sure rapies will fix it
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>>30314912
A-Anon you're making it worse.
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>>30314906
Deal, it shall be done.
>>30314912
And you, I'm going to go borrow a marepenis and you're getting those rapies.
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>>30314946
Rapies are meant to be shared chose.
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>>30314989
Fine, rapies for all of you.
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If this was a CYOA poner, who would it be?

because I still think we really need one
>>30311385
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>>30315040
Jokes are supposed to be funny.
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>>30315040
Was there a poner MC in Wolvan's first quest (One Liner)?

Alternatively Butch, because he is big.
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>>30315159
Yeah.

Those were the days where I screamed for attention and made cringey memes between wolvan and I.

One liner was a unique concept, just bad from a stand point.
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Running.
>>30315267
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>>30315172
Responding to every command with "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" is also a unique concept and bad from a stand point.
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>>30315172
RITS, there is only a single thing I need to tell you
>pic related
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>>30308186
This is Hiroshimoot's fault.
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>>30315347
These are gold.
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/r/ that up close pic of Jet's face
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>>30315584
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>>30315302
What's the story here?
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>>30315596
Same.
Did I say Reeee everytime?
I'm genuinely curious, no hostile or sarcastic intentions.
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All the stuff that's supposed to be there that I usually forget.
Working on Making my characters look different after Inept told me that I'm finally able to draw poners enough that I'm running into the problem of a terminal same-face epidemic.
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>>30315717
Yee, more!
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>>30315596
No story. Just an example to prove unique does not always mean good.
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>>30315159
>>30315045
>>30315040
Here I got us a stand in stand up for now
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>>30315806
And one just for Inept.
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Dead poners?
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>>30315818
Poners never die, they live on in our hearts and memes forever.
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>>30315797
I wanna know as well. Why you gotta be so mean to us newfags?
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>>30315655
Cold "I'd be a trap if not for my jawline" File.
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Fair "if you're a traitor I'll turn you into a crater" Winds


I was gonna do the two lunar soldiers as well but Rimes was fucking terrible and I could not work out anything for Silver.
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>>30315879
I don't know what you're still not getting.
>Responding to every command with "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" is also a unique concept and bad from a stand point.
It doesn't mean anything other than what it says. Just because a quest is doing something new doesn't mean it is good. Unique is not a selling point on its own.

Let's try a different example.

Putting your dick in the toaster would probably be a unique experience. That doesn't mean it is a good idea.
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>>30316048
Are you dense? Are you genuinly brain damaged? Are you a total dumbfuck? Anon was clearly asking for the story on the reeing you fucking idiot.
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>>30316048
He wants to know about the reeeeing you idiot.
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Big Mare Hero continues and look out he's got a gun!
>>30316165
>>30316169
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>>30316060
>>30316166
Yes, I got that. There isn't a story for it. It was just an example. I said that already.
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>>30316060
>Are you dense? Are you genuinly brain damaged? Are you a total dumbfuck?
Are you? Because he just answered that question. Also it's spelled genuinely.
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>>30316243
The stupid people are always the angriest ones anon.
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>>30316217
Stop saying shit that sounds like you are saying something you are not.
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>>30316217
Just stop trying. If he hasn't gotten it by now he's not going to.

>>30316281
He said
>No story. Just an example to prove unique does not always mean good.
back in >>30315797
and then was asked again what the story was again. It was pretty obvious what he meant to everyone but you.
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>>30316281
>oh shit I'm a retard
>Y-you should have made it clearer!
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>>30316281
pic related

So do we do anything other than dump on retards in this thread anymore?
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>>30316328
No.
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>>30315932
I see.
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>>30316393
One thing I'm always unsure about, are we supposed to announce the update here even if it wasn't a session?
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>>30316422
I'd appreciate it if you do. K thnx bye.
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>>30316328
>you used my filename
So this is how it feels like to be a father.
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>>30316422
Some qms only announce full sesions while some announce single update sessions. There is no wrong way to do it.
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Resuming Miracle and made a new Hail thread.
>>30316675
>>30316487
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>>30316697
YOU'RE A MADMAN! A MADMAAAAANNNNNN!
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>>30316775
Ye
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>>30315980
>Rimes was fucking terrible
Post it anyway faggot.
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>>30316938
Daily reminder that such content belongs to the first thread.
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>>30316958
That's silly. Cyoa content belongs in /cyoa/. It was meant to be posted in a list anyway and I doubt you would have complained if it was.
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Who would win in a caged mud wrestling match, inept or lis?
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>>30316958
Let go of your grudge dude.
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>>30316958
This is getting sad. Let anon ask for the shitty joke and allow anon to post the shitty joke.
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>>30316974
>>30317015
>>30317042
Fine.
But I still see no point in making content for a dead quest.
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>>30317063
Thank you, anon. If anyone starts bitching about Cain then I'll be right there beside you telling them to fuck off, but as long as it is quest-related it would by a dick move not to allow it.
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>>30317013
My money is on Inept. I'd actually expect Inept to win physical bouts against most of the /mlp/CYOA/ community.
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Hey, does anyone have that Lis pic that says something along the lines of “...stabbing myself in the ears fixed everything" handy?

I need to borrow it for 5 minutes. I'll let you hold this bat for collateral.
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>>30316938
I can't remember exactly how I spelt it but it was something like.
Frosty "If their in sun regalia they are ready for impalia" Rime.

Like I said. It was not very good. I recently came up with a really good /co/ one that I am rather proud of though so I am not gonna beat myself up about it too hard.
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>>30317129
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>>30317144
*they're
I know I spelt it right before I deleted it the first time so I am unsure why I fucked it up their.
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>>30317171
Spelled.
Spell-ed.
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Both of the new quests seem really good.
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>>30317180
That's what you notice instead of the their on the end?
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>>30317214
He does it a lot.
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>>30317214
>why did he notice the misspelled word over the obvious joke
I dunno ano.
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Tell me about Week Long vacation.
What are you resting from?
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>>30317180
Thanks!
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>>30317129

Hey! What gives you the right to lend out or use that poor Soda bat as legal tender or bartering goods?
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>>30317250
Oh do one with the booped dreadnaught as some sort of cute list.

On the other hand I don't think I have ever seen cute on any of those adds on 4chan so don't do that.
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>>30317273
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>>30317250
Do a 'Whispen's iq shocks the nation' one
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>>30317299
>>30317406
I'm running out of useable adds, I mostly get boob related ones because I "accidentally" let them know I like boobies.

It's not just me doing them though, which makes me happy. Do one too anons! It's fun!
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>>30317427
Wait I thought they weren't targeted. I used to to get constant fucking moneymaking ones despite never having said anything about financles on the internet in my life.
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>>30317513
They might not be, maybe they just figured out 4chan users are more interested in boobs than making money. I remember when they first appeared half of them were targeted to senior citizens.

Also I meant to thank (you) >>30317168 not (you) >>30317180 earlier.

I needed to clear that up so my shitposting liscence won't be in jeopardy.
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>>30313253
>You gave her a cutie mark before you decided what it means
Just to quickly clarify, I did not choose her cutiemark, nor her colors, mane, gender, whatever. Hell, I don't even know what I'm gonna do with her other than let the players have fun with crazy magic (And by players I mean that guy and that guy)

Peace, while I fast foward a chess game since I dont want to waste time on a game no one but me knows how to play
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>>30317621
So your players chose a mark before talent?

Also nothing wrong with that opening.
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>>30317621
Chess is hell. I know how to play but stopped when I realized how quickly it can take over your life. You try to take it to the next skill level once or twice and the next thing you know you're obsessing about it constantly and reading books on theory. Don't do it man.
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I'm almost free
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>>30317677
So just like /cyoa/?
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>>30317582
:^)
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>>30317582
>I remember when they first appeared half of them were targeted to senior citizens.
Oh god I forgot about that. Did they not look at the demographics on our advertising page.

This thread alone of about 50 users has only one senior citizen and we all found even that odd.
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>>30317737
Huh, it could apply if you replaced a couple of words
>QM'ing is hell. I know how to run a quest but stopped when I realized how quickly it can take over your life. You try to take it to the next once or twice and the next thing you know you're obsessing about it constantly and reading books on lore and horse anatomy. Don't do it man.
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Come on guys, fat shaming is not ok.
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>>30317810
Sorry, anon. I like my mares trim.
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>>30314120
Unban Zach Jesse and repeal the reserve list and my life is complete.

Thank's anon. I never would have seen this otherwise
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>>30317762
There's another bizarrely old guy too, not a senior, but nearly middle aged. T-though if you knew my whole life story, how I got here, and why I stay here it wouldn't seem that creepy, I swear.
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>>30317899
I'm sure you have fine reasons, anon. The guy who runs a lot of the drunkquests is 35. Your age doesn't matter.
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>>30317919
We really should hang out one of these days.
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>>30317582
Well, now the adds are doing that "man from [my web proxy's town] discovers new state tax law that saves him millions!" thing. So they are deffinately targeted in some way.
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>>30318016
Here's their privacy disclosure if anyone is paranoid.

https://app.content.ad/Privacy
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>>30318016
Hm maybe just vague targeting like that then. At the moment I seem to be getting a lot of "photos that should not be shared" stuff.

I never even go into those threads. Those people are the most vile folk on /b/

Fuck I barely even go to /b/ anymore
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>>30318070
Wrong thread!
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>>30318070
>when you need to get your armor on in a hurry and don't have time to take off your bell bottoms from disco night
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>>30317129
Woah, I think I'm gay for Cap now.

Does that make me batsexual?
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>>30318070
I get it. You complained about people posting pictures they should not while posting a picture the artist does not want posted.

I unironically enjoyed that joke. Thank you for brightening up my day a bit anon.
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Tsundere Horsey?
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>>30318145
You've got mango fever.
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What happened to Longname?
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>>30318436
>Longname
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>>30318452
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>>30318339
Maybe the mango should stop being so tempting then.
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>>30318452
>filename
Put the effort in and shitpost correctly.
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>>30318514
There is no wrong way to shitpost, Twilight.
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>>30317250
I feel like I should apologize to Inept for this one but I'm not exactly sure why.
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>>30319071
unf. Good stuff, hips
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>>30319071
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>>30319071
Really nice work man, but that's clearly a model human Choosie convinced to do the photo for her, there's no way she's that atractive.
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>>30319094
That's nice of you to say anon, i'm flattered that you think that. Even if i'm not exactly happy with how it turned out.

That sounds patronizing, doesn't it? Well I mean it sincerly, no patronizing intended.

>>30319099
Is it because it's a no hooves?

>>30319114
That sounds like more work than Choosie would be willing to do. She'd rather be billying Hiji instead.
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>>30319114
Don't make her go upside your head, anon.
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>>30306809
I have been meaning to catch up on that quest and I fell behind early enough that I could probably just start again and do that.
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>>30319195
O-oh oh shit, she's back already?

Please except my offerings oh great and wise Choos.
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>>30318500
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>>30319383
>>30319416
Silly happy Brownpone adventures continue!
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>>30317892
>Unban Zach Jesse
Kill yourself.
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>>30319441
>Silly happy Brownpone
Nobody likes a liar.
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>>30319441
aww yeeee
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>>30314197
Dinosaurs?
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>>30319562
Yes but with feathers.
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>>30319531
That's your problem. That he wants a man who served his sentence not have to suffer for it because of a sore loser.

Nevermind the fact he wants the reserve list repealed.
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>>30319573
Ah, I get you
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>>30319531
>wants Zach Jesse to stay banned
>>30319584
>Supports the reserve list

This is the kind of scum I play cyoa with.
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>>30319653
I play mono blue and always have two untapped islands. Am I better or worse than that guy?
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>>30319653
ummmm, pardon me, but what the hell are you guys talking about?
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>>30319677
Magic: the Gathering.

>>30319676 (me)
I also play SLIVERS.
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>>30319676
>needing mana for your spells
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>>30319676
Being tapped out means nothing anymore.
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>>30319677
Zach jesse won a game against a sore loser (can't remember his name) and said sore loser decided to dig up info on his past that led to getting a stupid dci ban.
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>>30319441
I love that title card, you got a textless one handy?
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I find it amusing that despite having a thread up because week long was added to anonpone after the last update it is listed as not having one active
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>>30319195
Choosie, just go give RITS a hug! I'm sure he'd be happy to!
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>>30319783
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>>30319907
Thanks! Also thank you for being a shining example of personal hygiene to the other QMs.
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>>30309463
>no visible eyes
>partial smile
>no snootle
>still adorable
How!?
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I have been reading the gelding thread and I have to wonder. Qms is any sort of sexual mutilation of either males or females used as punishment in your setting?
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>>30320630
Not a qm but we threatened to castrate a young man if it turned out he was lying to us about not being a traitor in Darkest Hour.

And now we will never know if he was.
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>>30320651
>anon asks QMs about setting
>some fag tells him about degree of players' edginess
Now I see why Cain hated having you as his player.
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>>30320651
>not an edge quest I swear
>>30320667
>how dare you use a question as a springboard for discussion
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>>30320667
>everybody is one person.
Why won't this die.
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>>30317919
Soon to be 37 actually
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>>30317762
How old was imum? I forget.
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>>30320693
I never implied it.
He hated and hates more than one of his players.
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Also I got un-rangebanned for now. Yay.
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>>30320701
>I meant you people when I said you
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>>30320701
>I never implied it.
You clearly fucking did.
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>>30320745
>I-I know better than you what was the thing you implied!
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>>30320745
You're seeing things, Anon.
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>>30320701
>He hated and hates more than one of his players.
The impression I got is he put everything bad that happened onto one person. Once he was forced to admit it was multiple people rather then dividing the hatred up among those multiple people each one got the level of hatred they got combined.
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>>30320754
Agreed.
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>cain argument
And I just started to feel like /cyoa/ can be salvaged.
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>>30320906
If people stop reeeing every time the quest comes up we would have 1/4 of these arguments.
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>>30320667
It may not have been exactly what I asked for in >>30320630 but it was still a relevant post.
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>>30320956
If people stopped shoving this mediocre quest into every topic we would have 0 of these arguments.
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>>30320630
We seem to be leaning towards turning out pretty rough and tumble in the new fallout so I could see us doing it there.
>>30321071
Well then maybe the players of other quests should stop thinking they can't mention those quests just because somebody else is talking about some other quest.
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>>30320651
>>30321079
>inb4 people complain that all the responses to a question about an edgy action are related to edge quests
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>>30321079
I am noticing a pattern of edgeshit here.
>>30321086
fuck your inb4
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Which qm need more billies?
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>>30321079
You are so fucking stupid, how do you even manage to life?
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>>30321126
Tour guide.
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>>30319071
PUFFY
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>>30321434
HAIR
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>>30321603
UNDER
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>>30321742
THE
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>>30321822
SNOOT
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>>30321829
IS
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>>30321874
UNFORTUNATELY
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>>30321883
UNCOMMON.
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I wish I could drunkquest from my phone.
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>>30322087
I tried that, it was a disaster.
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Running.
>>30322166
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What's the most severe insult for a QM? What's the most severe insult for a player?

Hard mode: No "You write/behave/... like [insert name]"
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>>30322303
ur gay lol
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What's so likeable about Seaweed? She looks like a snarky cunt.
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>>30322303
wew
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>>30322410
Literally who?
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>>30322410
I love snarky cunts. I like me a smart strong mare.
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>>30322420
Erf from Circ-ass-ass
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>>30322410
You answered your own question.
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>>30322429
Sir Cuss Kay? Is that how it's pronounced Cammy?
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>>30321126
Someone Billy this poor QM before it's too late.
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>>30322468
https://files.catbox.moe/ihr0cc.mp3
Seeing as how it's made of French words, I THINK -correct me if I am wrong- the correct pronunctiation is "Cirkuesk", the first I tried to pronounce.
But the one I've always used is the second in the recording, "Sirkeske."
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>>30322303
"you post without horses"
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>>30322303
YOU RAILROADING
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>>30322303
The most insulting thing for me is lack of any recognition whatsoever. This is also thing I fear will happen if I'll QM again.
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>>30322532
I appreciate you though. So does Doxel.
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>>30322524
Really? Well shit, sorry then. I didn't think it was insulting, some of us are just visually oriented people.
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Don't talk to me or my daughters again.
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>>30322527
What is railroading?
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>>30322670
Choosie really does love all her poners.
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>>30322670
Choosie is starting to look like Fruitflank's dad.
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>>30322689
I tried to explain this but my post was getting too complicated. It has a real meaning, a meme meaning, and is also commonly misused by angry autists when the don't get their way.

The most basic definition I can think of is.. when a QM doesn't take player input, forces them to make decisions they don't agree with, or doesn't give them any options.

Like they are stuck on railroad tracks instead of driving around in a car.
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>>30322801
Is he a town bike too?
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>>30322584
I don't believe you in the slightest. But maybe after anoyher two glasses I will
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>>30322874
Fruitflank had 19 siblings growing up with his dad.
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Big Mare Hero continues, today we're pondering the meanings of our choices or something:
>>30322921
>>30322932
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>>30322941
nothin' personell squid
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>>30322303
That they anonymously post suggestions in their own quest.
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>>30322900
>tfw most aren't even related
>tfw we'll never see them or mom
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>>30322817
There's also hallwaying, a kind of disguised form of railroading. The player appears to have agency, but he's really just walking down a hallway. You can walk a little bit further on the left or the right or jump on one leg etc, but it's still just a linear hallway.

And there's themeparking. You can go around and feel like you're having an adventure, but you just go from one carefully crafted attraction to another and they're still very linear experiences without much agency.

Railroading: No agency
Hallwaying: aka "disguised railroading", just giving you the illusion of agency
Themeparking: A tiny bit of agency within the parameters established in advance, but overall just a collection of predetermined experiences imposed on you by the QM, often without you noticing.
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>>30323028
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>>30322532
This.
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>>30321079
>the players of other quests should stop thinking they can't mention those quests just because somebody else is talking about some other quest.
This. Holy shit guys it's not hard. Watch this.
Just how badly do you want to see those gun blueprints in captains quest?
How long do you think we will be able to keep our anominity in wrestling?
See I have started simultaneous conversations.
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>>30322532
>>30323105
Sounds like a good thing you're not running a quest at the moment, bitch.
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>>30320651
>And now we will never know if he was.
I don't think we ever would have. I don't see why we would ever have seen him again.
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Hey guys. This thread was featured in the most recent ligit recap. We famous now (not really)
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>>30323028
>A tiny bit of agency within the parameters established in advance, but overall just a collection of predetermined experiences imposed on you by the QM, often without you noticing.
Isn't that what every CYOA is?
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>>30323318
What?
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>>30323318
What? I dont understand

A thread on /gif/ got featured in a Pewdiepie video, but now this?
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>>30323361
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>>30323376
Gross.
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>>30323376
Oh wow, it's nothing
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>>30323409
Hence I said not really in brackets.
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After many adventures, Through the Shattered Planes returns for a small session!

>>30323463
>>30323472
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What is your favorite example of racemixing in cyoa?
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Choosie with a mullet?
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>>30323545
Bat/unicorn is pretty top tier
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>>30323678
Shame the father is so useless.
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What's the most you have ever felt lied to?
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>>30323740
I don't mind but Pluto said there was going to a slight comedy bent. I really did not except things to get as dark as they have been. Especialy not the most recent update.

I am enjoying it though.
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>>30323678
BATTED
A
T
T
E
D
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>>30323784
The interesting thing is that just before that was one of the few times we have had comedy. We went right from fun with meatballs into relationships to spousal murder it was an interesting flow.

Can't say I blame Eagle though. Dragons are fucking hot.
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>>30323763
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>>30323853
>dragons are hot so I can't blame her for killing her spouse.
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While I wait for my ban to appeal, I re-did the MC of my story. Just wanted to see your opinions

It looks fucking ugly by the way
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>>30324173
Looks like she's scrunching. Also, are you deadset on that dark grey.
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Glimspam inbound. 404 time seems to be of about half an hour atm.
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>>30324324
There do seem to be a lot of people talking about starlight glimmer.
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>>30324433
No freaking joke. Next Hail thread will be the third this session.
Making it as soon as the spam subsides.
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>>30323376
>he watches youtube videos by a literally-who-brony
Everybody point at him and laugh!
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>>30323545
non-gay man-on-stallion sex
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I have never seen glimmer genuinly spamed before. Makes me wonder if this is some sort of retarded falseflag.
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>>30324580
>Be glimposter
>Decide to spam your usual shit 100 times

>Be shitposter
>Decide to spam the thing that triggers the biggest hateboners from the board right now

Which makes more sense to you, Anon?
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>>30324580
>I have never seen glimmer genuinly spamed before
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>>30324610
Well yeah. I know this spam is no more glimfags then Darkest Hour spam is DHfags. The question is is the goal just to trigger or to bring more hate against glimmer
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Wouldn't it be great to have some pony butt right now? I mean, right now in front of you.
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blast it! 11-54 died from the spam wave!
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>>30324473
Go home Greg
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>>30324654
Not really, but thanks for asking
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>>30324709
So does bath move to another cyoa or not?
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Aww the first thread died as well. I had something to say to a retard there as well.
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>>30324725
Not really
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>>30324755
>I had something to say to a retard there as well
Post it faggot.
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>>30324746
don't know. it died only three posts in.
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>>30324786
"I'll take the Internet for 500"
>"I had something to say to a retard there as well"
"What keeps 4chan going?"
>"That's correct!"
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>>30324801
Oh In that case most likely just another 11-54 then.
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>>30324786
Fine
>>30322239
>having a problem with a thread that has a disproportionately high number of magic players getting informed about important magic news
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>>30324482
Imagine a mechanic-pony with oil on his overalls and grease on his hooves leaning forward to you to whisper in your ear in a low and seductive, sexy voice: "ball bearings.."
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>>30324895
>having a problem with someone having a problem with off topic posts
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>>30324933
>having a problem with someone having a problem with someone having a problem with off topic posts
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>>30324942
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Cd2s7vonxd
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>>30324895
>a couple people is a disproportionately high number
This isn't /tg/. If someone wants to discuss or hear news about some gay cardgame that has nothing to do with this thread, then they can go to the proper board to do it.
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>>30324996
Calm yo tits dude.
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>>30324996
>I don't want a community that helps each other out.
Would you complain if somebody posted a prequel update? It is something a lot of us are interested in and is only marginally more on topic.
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>>30324996
This. Literally no reason to be posting irrelevant crap here unless it ties into something related.
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>>30325053
This.
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>>30325053
>a lot of us
Just because you like it, or one guy responded positively once or twice when you mentioned it, doesn't mean "a lot" of people in this thread give a shit.
Anyone who actually still cares about it would be using RSS feeds or some other nonsense to get updates, and if they don't then they'll either hear about it eventually on their own, or they don't actually care all that much.
I might as well start posting news about some unrelated video game or show that I pretend to like, because it might interest someone here who is too lazy to go to the proper boards and threads to discuss it.
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>>30325053
>helps each other out
>by posting off topic
This isn't your blog or a chat room. It's the cyoa thread. For cyoas.
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>>30325129
Your retarded argument is taking much more space from the thread than that single post did.
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Hail's new thread.
>>30325131
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>>30325154
If you can post off-topic shit no one cares about then so can I.
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>>30325154
>I know I'm wrong so I'll just call them retarded
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>>30322670
>No griff choosie
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>>30325154
That is actually a good point. Congratulations anon. Calling someone retarded changed another person's mind for possibly the first time in 4chan history.
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>>30325241
Wasn't sure how exactly to convert pone features to griff. Does this look ok?
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>>30325374
That's real cute.
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>>30325374
>tied feathers
adorable
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>>30325374
This is damn fine.
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>>30322670
>>30325241
No unicorn or pegachoosie either.
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>>30325374
Time to put her on the tree
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>>30325561
That should be something Pepper and the gang run into in 11-54
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>>30325374
This makes me happy. You actually made me happy by making all those cute little Choosers PPanon. Thank.
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>>30323376
Do they actually talk about this thread or is that screenshot all there is to it?
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new thred wan
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>>30325942
Never, CYOA is over
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>>30325937
It's just a few frames of scrolling down the page.
Could you imagine the boost we would get if dwk really did mention us.
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>>30325942
Yea, didn't you know? Everyone in Sekrit Club simultaneously realized that we should probably be doing something more productive with our lives and decided it was for the best. Today's the last day, sorry anon.
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soon
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>>30325977
Fuck that.
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>>30325990
HOW DARE YOU POST CAIN ART BEFORE HE'S READY
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>>30325561
will there be a new 11-54 thread tonight?
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>>30326096
Not even a Cainfag but I really wanna see that helmet on the pole finished.
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>>30326234
Dunno if it's 'finished' but he's since moved on.
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>>30326161
Closure for pepper!
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>>30326249
Neat.
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>>30326287
Have another.
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And a whispy for good measure.
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>>30326356
Also neat. He appears to have fixed most of his anatomy issues. Which makes me wonder why he still hides his art away.
>>30326376
That's a nice whispy.
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>>30326406
>Makes me wonder
Jee I wonder why would the guy chased by ravenous aussies not want of give any sign of life.
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>>30326356
PRAAAISE SIGMAR
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>>30326417
Quiet anon. We're not allow to make fun of aussies any more. They'll descend upon us in righteous fury. If you have to complain about a nationality use canadians.
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>>30326356
>>30326249
Cain really struggles with consistency. Those flowers and that hammer don't match up with the rest of their picture, the shift in level of detail is disjarring.
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>>30326451
You are right about the flowers but I suspect that was intentional in the case of the hammer.
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>>30326518
I'm sure it was intentional, he didn't accidentally draw too many lines, he just fucked up his composition.
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>>30326356
I never much liked Cain art but I do think it had a certain hard to describe quality to it that while neither attracting or repeling me likely had more to do with why some people were able to ignore the anatomy issues then any amount of detail and more to do with why some people reacted so badly to it then any of the anatomy issues. He seems to have lost that. I do not know if it was in the way he fixed his issues or in the switch to digital but if it does not come back it was likely the manner in which he has improved.
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>>30326451
Those flowers seem to be a work in progress. As for the hammer I will be back in a couple hours to give my opinion on that but at the base of it I do agree there is some inconsistincy.
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>>30326558
Because maybe, just maybe, his early arts were made by pencil and now he does digital?
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>>30326558
Jesus fucking christ, that first sentence is a mess.
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>>30326592
I think that likely has something to do with it but is not all of it. Alas like >>30326590 I must be off. Considering the arguments this topic causes I will pick it back up when the next thread passes bump limit.
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>>30326601
Yeah looking it over you are right. I should have broken it up better.
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>>30326440
Yea eh, screw off you maple slurping, gravy licking, toque wearing, leaf loving hosers.
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>>30326376
Nice poner man!
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>>30326518
>>30326533
The hammer was not intentional. The first version the hammer had no depth and was viewed in profile. This version has the hammer tilted slightly, but not all the way fixed. Last I saw he was working on fixing that in the next version but SOMEONE keeps posting his unfinished art in here like an asshole.
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>>30326780
When's the last time he actually finished anything?
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>>30326802
I don't know. He stops working on things that get posted in the general so it's been a while.
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>>30326818
>He stops working on things
Fix'd. He stops working on things. Can't remember the last time I've seen a 'completed' work in #art regardless of this recent trend of posting his art anyway. If you're going to defend his honour at least have your excuses make sense.
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>>30326832
Oh, and he also worked on the helmet and post after it was posted here.
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>>30326780
>>30326818
>>30326832
>>30326837
And now faggots are back to discussing Cain when we were having a fine conversation about art.

>>30326780
Stop fucking defending your sensitive little princess faggot.
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>>30326832
Look anon, I know he has a habit of abandoning things but he abandons them even faster when people post them here against his wishes. I'm not even trying to defend his honor. I'm just calling whoever posts his art here a jerk. I don't even really like cain's art.

What you said is true also, but it isn't the "fixed" version of mine. He does lose most of his motivation to art each time he sees it here posted by others.
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>>30326851
>Stop fucking defending your sensitive little princess faggot.
I'm not. I don't even like his art. Is it so surprising that I can think someone is an ass for going against an artist's wishes even if I don't like the artist?
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>>30326852
You'll have to show me evidence of this trend. It follows the same path every time regardless of getting posted: Get close to finishing, be unable to perfect it and never post the final result. How is it different when it's posted? My version seems to be the fixed version because it doesn't assign completely unjustified causation.

I'm fine with being an ass if it means Cain might learn to stop being a fag.
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>>30326884
And how will it stop him from being a fag?
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>>30326884
Your version isn't in opposition to my version because your point of saying "he has a problem with finishing things" does not contradict my point of saying "posting his unfinished art further diminishes his already small desire to bring things to completion".

Source: his loud unhappiness every time it happens.
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>>30326895
By making him unhappy so he complains more.

Wait no.
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>>30326902
see
>>30326884
You're repeating yourself.

>>30326895
It won't stop him. He just might learn to stop crying about things that a reasonable human would expect. Or getting his defenders to cry for him. And finish his damn work if he doesn't want WIPs to be what gets out.
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>>30326936
You want evidence of him dropping his arts even faster when they are mentioned or what?

Anyway, your logic is a bit flawed. First, he does not cry about it here anymore. Second, he can in no way influence his defenders at this point. Third - you really think that by disrespecting his wishes you will make him work and not abandon it completely?
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>>30326936
I'm repeating myself because you seem to still be misunderstanding my point. I don't know what trend you are talking about that you want me to prove and I never said that he doesn't have difficulty finishing things even when they aren't posted. I only said that it damages his motivation to make art at all, let alone finish it, when it gets posted. He has said that exact thing.

Posting his art in here will do nothing but make him feel bad and make him even more insufferable. You're hurting everyone involved.
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>>30326936
>I don't like how much this guy complains so I'm going to give him more to complain about
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>>30326956
>>30326963
Some indication that it makes a difference. Haven't ever seen that, just Cain's usual abandonment policies and then some fags coming in and claiming it's different this time.

1. I still see it
2. Sucks to be him then
3. I don't really care which of the two routes he goes.
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>>30326979
>I'm fine with being an ass if it means Cain might learn to stop being a fag.
Ah, so I guess that quote was a lie?

When was the last time he complained in /cyoag/ about his art being posted then?
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>>30326998
There's nothing there contradicting my earlier statement.

I'm hearing about it right now because he cried in Sekrit.
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>>30326979
The difference is that he had actually been getting less goddamn irritating before you started this shit. When he was making that last picture to get posted he was even accepting compliments on his art and asking more experienced artists for advice on how to improve. Then you posted it, he stopped working on it and got moody and whiny.

You are causing the problems you are complaining about.
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>>30326884
>>30326979

What is your issue with him?
We have an artist. The artist tends to about things. He does not like when people post his WIPs without his permission (have you ever tried to ask for one?)
Why should you be so disrespectful towards him? How does his attitude harms you?
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>>30327010
>Then you posted it, he stopped working on it
What? I stopped him from working on it five days ago by posting it today? What are you on about?
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>>30327016
What are YOU on about? I never said anything even remotely close to that. He has been working on it on and off for a while and the piss poor mood that made him unpleasant started just today.
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>>30327003
Have you tried to discuss and work out your issues with him in sekrit then instead of bitching about him here? You know, like a rational man would do.
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>>30327020
>He was doing good (five days ago). Then you posted it (today), he stopped working on it (five days ago) and got moody and whiny (today).
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>>30327031
He was doing better if not good (up until today). Then you posted it (today) and he stopped working on it (he mentioned he was going to return to it today but didn't so also today) and got moody and whiny (today).
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>>30327028
Please, Cain doesn't learn anything through direct explanation. You are right though, I should stop encouraging this shit here by responding to the defense squad.
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>>30327028
This. I don't even like Cain but he's coming off as the less autistic party in this exchange.
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>>30327042
I'm not the defense squad anon. I don't like Cain. I just like your random aggression against him and tortured logic trying to justify it even less.
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>>30327042
I guess the answer is that you actually have not tried to talk to him about it.

You can explain to a man that his self-confidence issues are irrational, but it would not deal with them.
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>>30327094
I have no experience with bed bugs.
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>>30327094
In a heartbeat.
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>>30327120

No experience required, I'm sure she could show you the ropes.
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>>30327094
Got that for ya, Anon.
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>>30327094
Oh I'd lay her all right.
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>>30325152
Ideally I would not want any off topic but I will take that stuff over the "make an off topic post but do it with a ponk and it is all ok" shit.
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>>30326780
Does anybody post his finished art?
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>>30326818
Why? His ablo ablo nobody criticizes my art got blown the fuck out when that helmet was posted.
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>>30327171

Go to bed Anon.
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>>30326852
>He does lose most of his motivation to art each time he sees it here posted by others
Well maybe he needs to stop being such a fucking faggot about it.
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>>30327164
>>30327171
>>30327184
The argument you are responding to has ended and any conversation about Cain is unpleasant anyway.

>>30327176
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>>30327190
Two new threads when?
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>>30326956
>You want evidence of him dropping his arts even faster when they are mentioned or what?
looks like he does to me. But if he is going to drop it at some point regardless of what happens it does not matter if he does so early.
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>>30326936
>finish his damn work if he doesn't want WIPs to be what gets out.
This. I don't much care if it gets finished or not but he has no right to complain about a wip that will never be completed getting posted.
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>>30327014
>have you ever tried to ask for one
Somebody asked for his permission to display work once. He took it down later and part of the reason was because the whiny faggot did not like the person who uploaded it.
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>>30327039
Oh he mentioned he was going to do it. Whopdy do. Actions speak a hell of a lot louder then words.
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>>30327047
>he says he cannot learn through explaination
>this means he has not tried
>then goes on to say it would not work anyway
What.
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>>30327235
You're reading comprehension is garbage.
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>>30327190
Jokes on you faggot >>30327164 was not me.
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>>30327244
I never said it was. I assumed it was three people. I guess it was just two.
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>>30327252
Fuck I weakened my own position.
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Bully Lis.
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>>30327259
Ha ha faggot.
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>>30327421
Lis saves each bully he gets and places them in dated and labeled jars and hides them in a sock drawer.
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Tour guide needs billys.
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I wonder if fallout guy is dead or just sick.
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CYOA Australia?
CYOA for fa/tg/uys?
CYOA for the professional internet debater?

What should the new containment thread be called?
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>>30327477
What about CYOA for the whiny little faggot.
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>>30327509
Seconded
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Since repony is most likely dead maybe the other guy who was considering something similar would like to give it a shot.
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How is this thread still alive?
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>>30327582
glimglam spammers last night, we dont have a full page 10 yet.
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>>30327582
Maybe the glimmer spam eariler scared a bunch of people off for a while.
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>>30324580
you heard it here first folks. Glimfags are nearly blind.
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Are there any cyoa images of poners (or anybody really) putting on a sexy show for another. The other does not even have to be in the image. Just referenced or there in story.
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>>30326558
You are a good friend, anon.
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Your smile's too wide, it's obviously not real.
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Your smile's too wide, it's obviously not real.
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Your smile's too wide, its obviously not real.
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>>30327609
Wait nevermind I just remembered an image that should work.
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>>30327737

Up and running! will re-post once new thread is up
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>>30327742
Got A Big Butt
Got A Big Butt
Got A Big, Got A Big Butt
Got A Little Big Butt
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Imagine being Frosty Rime in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Wild Gust, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is place another bet in Stonesteed. Like seriously imagine having to be Frosty and not only sit in that chair while Wild Gust flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, WILD GUST LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fighting nothing but a healthy diet of fodder and elite soldiers and later sacrifice victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in the north. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Frosty. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
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>>30327792
Why is her head a clitoris?
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>>30327796
Because she's a huge cunt.
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>>30327792
>not ice cream career
7/10 apply yourself.
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>>30327800
I chuckled.
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>>30327800
Makes sense.
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new thread
>>30307520
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>>30327800
Well done.
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checked the index and a new thread was put up
>>30327872
Thread posts: 610
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