CYOA Discussion

First for no escape.

>>30196457
>Relating the reminder to the edition
ISHYGDDT.

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Yeeeah baby, work that grill.

Remember the reform of 5/28/17

Do to an ongoing situation, I anon, understand that a post will be made in this thread will be one or more of the following:

>aggravatingly incorrect
>based on flawed logic
>does not reflect reality
>reflects the opinions of a loud minority, but is not the popular opinion
>has been argued to a tiring degree
>is a non issue
>is not something I care about
>is the product of samefaging
>is bait
>is repetitious or unnecessary
>is off topic

We have all agreed to either ignore these posts, or refer the poster to this pact. We also ask that anyone now viewing this thread, especially for the first time, understand that we do not find such posting to be welcomed or encouraged.

>>30196512
This won't stop anyone and you know it.

>>30196532
>>30196512

>>30196512
>reflects the opinions of a loud minority, but is not the popular opinion
Reddit.

>>30196540
The end is neigh.
Repent.

>>30196540
Perservation.

>>30196556
>>30196512

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What is your headcannon for what the world is like surrounding Equestria? What else do you think is out there beyond the Griffon lands, the frozen north, Yakistan, and the Badlands? Do you think there is a Mexico? What's on the other side of the world? Is there an Atlantis full of Sea ponies? What do you imagine the world to be like?

>>30196659
I always figured that map covered a good 90% of the planet.
Movie is gonna kill that it seems.

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>Hey, you are an allicorn, well that's neat.
>What sort of allicorn are you?
>Are you one that everyone knows or does anyone know you at all?

>>30196676
Alicorn of lemons.

>>30196676
Fuck. Just before I go to work an interesting cyoa.

You are getting better Cain.

>>30196676
Quick note about this, it'll be sporadic throughout the night as I go about my job

So I just got caught up week long vacation. It does not blow me away enough I will vote on every prompt (few things do) but It is pretty fun and I will vote on the major stuff. I cannot comprehend how some players think the mc should be a virgin. By the looks of it though it is unlikely to come up anyway. The qm will likely just avoid mentioning it.

>>30196703
In that case
>>30196676
We are a special snowflake who is above even the princesses.

>>30196676
Prince of lewds

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>>30196680
You are the allicorn of lemons, lemons are wonderful fruits, pirates, seafarers, lemonade selling foals and cool southern gentleponies all adore you

>>30196747
Every other fruit earth pony hates you.

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>>30196747
This is blasphemy to you

>>30196747
I think that one element of harmony hates us though.

>>30196765
We should replace her with our own lemon-loving stooge.

>>30196763
Why is it blasphemy to us?

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So what do you look like

>>30196760
Noted

>>30196659
Poner mexico is full of donkeys.

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>>30196783
It's a mockery of the pure and goodly lemon

(Gotta do some work for a while, roll with it till I'm back.)

>>30196799
Green with a yellow mane and tail.

>>30196747
That was hard to see, not that it matters

(Feel free to come up with stuff while I'm away) (btw I'm not using actual spoilers because it sucks on a phone and I only got so much time)

>>30196799
Yellow coat, green mane, orange eyes.
Cutiemark is a "WOW!" Lemon.

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>>30196871
Yee pic

>>30196876
Don't forget small vs lanky. THOSE ARE YOUR ONLY OPTIONS! (Please)

>>30196910
Lanky

>>30196910
Shmol. We will rule them all!

Active threads

Big Mare Hero: >>30158984
Week Long Vacation: >>30150323
Logic Tower: >>30184541
Winds of the Past: >>30176699
Cirquesque: >>30196006
Slave: >>30192782
A Historical Perspective: >>30145407
Custos Luna: >>30095207
Dirty Work: >>30172340
Kingdom Hearts: >>30127592
Lewd Text: >>30180650
Shittily Drawn: >>30174212
Long Name: >>30066784

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I got new batteries.
>>30196956
>>30196969

>>30197006
nice work Bath!

>>30197018
anon don't be retarded

>>30197006
I miss my Color

Oh yeah, I've forgot to announce it here.
Running, soon, once that tie is over.
>>30197163

>>30197135
I live in a monochromatic world, I have no use for color.

>>30196828
So you mean it is the bottle that triggers us?

>>30196910
Lanky.

>>30197573
Does anyone know if Wind Rider is single or not?
>>30176699

>>30197610
As far as I know he is single. If the comics say otherwise I doubt Vince will pay attention to them.

With the recent revelation that one of the Wind Rider quest players had not seen the episode and possibly did not realise we were lying about what happened being a rumor I wonder if I should suck it up and watch the rest of legend of everfree in case it gets refrenced in a cyoa. Same for reading the comics after the point I gave up on them.

>>30197656
I would suggest suffering through the movie but not the comic. The movies can kinda sorta be considered canon depending on how you look at it, but the comics get contradicted by the show all the time.

>>30197006
>gameboy
>not gamecolt
0/10

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>>30196831
>>30196876
>>30196913
>>30197573
>>30196930
Oh my, thank you for all the suggestions, of course we are an elignant mare we is petite and lanky. What shall we call ourselves though?

WHAT IS THIS, YOU THERE.
>>30197567
1/2

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>>30197813
REAL SWILL

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>>30197819
Oh excuse me, I just get so heated sometimes over the silliest things

>>30197819
but its natural strength

>>30197846
Just give me a name

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>>30197956
Before my QMs mental state deteriorates from thier shift work

>>30197958
Your name is real lemon. Named after that which you hate.

>>30197813
Aren't those preservatives. I think I have tomorows front page.

LEMON PRINCESS WANTS YOU TO DRINK UNSAFE EXPIRED LEMON JUICE

>>30198075
I am Imagining a world where there are princess of all sorts of shit and the media constantly attempts to make drama over them.

Would you play a cyoa where there were no earth ponies, unicorns or pegasus. With the exception of alicorns the ponies would have no flight, no magic and no earth pony strength.

>>30198124
>Implying any of the mud horses so called advantages exist.

Qm apparently forgot so new Week Long update.

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>>30198014
Pure Lemon, the purest of princesses.

>>30198217
>the purest of princesses
I like it. Which princess do we consider least pure.

>>30198217
(Phone died, lost update, work crazier than expected)

>>30198075
>>30198014

Er Real Lemon was your name. But the inhabitants of your small island nation just called you Princess Lemon. It was your dedication to health through pure foods that got you your wings.

That's what you tell your subjects anyways, how it really happened is a different story.

Your island is remote and during an outbreak of lemon blight in your parents time, your people were forced to rely on all manners of heavily preserved and canned goods.

Because of this several ponies were born different, some just plain wrong, you however were born a princess and named after your favorite canned beverage adative.

(QM is going on 2 no 3 days without sleep on top of working 50 hours on 3 days, thank for participating in my fun little experiment but I underestimated how busy and sleep deprived I was, gotta go now, thanks for playing)

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(had on more silly thing I didn't get to earlier based on first comment)
>>30196760
>>30198227
The unpure are rehabilitated, they spend time transmogrified so that they may appreciate time as the fruit they tainted.

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>>30198350
(Here's a version for those of you who like your quests edgy)
They are delt with

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>>30198360
yes, even the pineapples

>>30198360
>those of you who like your quests edgy
Hey that's me. Darkest Hour when? Also unbounded.

>>30198363
Thats a good question. What did happen to Unbounded?

Horsey was asking for it

>>30198781
dick?

>>30199178
He was asking for the V anon.....

Just because you crave cock doesn't mean everyone else should

Who is your /otp/ CYOA? Do you ship Tara x Steel? Do you think Gar should have gone with Nightlight? Is Scribe destined for Lily or Lenna? Do you think Feather Storm will end up with Firegazer? Who do you ship?

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>>30199538
Only the best

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>>30199538
Choosie and the Whispen plushie she stuck a fleshlight in.

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>>30199538

>>30199538
Terry x Nightlight

>>30199538
I have a feeling that Feather will end up with Firegazer. But first, she has to get around her preference around BIG stallions. Although, we are influencing her to go with Firegazer unconsciously so who knows.

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>last thread

>>30199580
Fluttershy x some colt? Is this /ss/?

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>>30199538
Tara X Steel
Scribe X Lily
Heart X Swift
Dusty X Gem
Spark X Chilona

>>30199708
Only a herculesesque pony could throw that fat slob of a bitch.

>>30199769
I know, right? Shining is the real hero.

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>>30199846

How do you feel about prose vs greentext, cyoag?

>>30199988
How do you feel about my dick vs your ass?

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>>30199999

>>30199988
Both are fine and I have no real preference

>>30199988
yes

>>30199999
NICE PENTAS!

Back from camping and running!
>>30200091

>>30199695
are you retarded?

>>30199538
>Feather Storm will end up with Firegazer
Fuck no. That is a terrible idea

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>>30200294
He doesn't know about the big green goddess

>>30199689
>Cain critcism.
It is all he ever wanted. Why could his players not just fucking give it to him.

>>30199689
>fucking anyone cain.
What a slut.

>>30200514
Shippers are full of terrible ideas.

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Anybody want some freshly made cream of gay stew?

>>30200878
Oh i'll give you some gay cream alright.

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>>30200878

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Big Mare Hero continues, shady characters all around:
>>30200886
>>30200898

One day a mare will become stronger than Whispen. Only then will we be saved from Choosie.

so how's that wizard's tower thing?

>>30201061
Decent. Maybe needs to have a little more time between the puzzles (In updates that is, there is plenty of real time between them) One of the players reees if you try to present lateral solutions but he got rightfully told he was a faggot (the lateral solution in question was a poor idea though)

>>30201061
Pretty good, need more puzzle quests.

>>30201092
You type like a faggot.

>>30201165
I am a faggot, wanna go out on a date faggot?

>>30201165
>>30201227
Can another faggot join in?

>>30201231
Yeah sure You and me can spitroast >>30201165

Firegazer shipping wars have a new contender apparently. I really hope it doesn't ruin the fun in Big Mare Hero.

>>30201241
>spitroasting
>not man-training
It's like you intentionally don't want to leave any room for additional faggots.

>>30201377
I'm happy to just watch.

>>30201377
We could always have two trains crashing into >>30201165

I Find it ammusing that Darkest Hour got "memed on" so hard people started to meme on it.

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>>30201408
no

>>30201408
Shut up please.

>>30201417
>>30201477
CLRGSIDF

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>>30201395

>>30201417
As a kid I used to play with these, pretending they were some kind of bird or animal with a sharp beak or sharp teeth, biting through sticks. The screw was the eye, so they were always looking happy while chewing on sticks.

>>30201496
CLRGSWITNYRWYSIDF

Can somebody draw me a lobotomized Chooser?

>>30201548
...getting fucked in the ass by one of either Arcane Mane, Sodapop with a strap on or dime fang.

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>>30201548
Sorry, I can't. But here's footage of an actual lobotomy.

>>30201563
literally what?

>>30201720
It's a Freeman lobotomy using an orbitoclast.
Google it. It's like creepypasta, but it's real.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Jackson_Freeman_II

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Wholesome memes

>>30201769
This is a nice, wholesome meme. Got any more?

>>30201720
>>30201758
The Freeman-Watts prefrontal lobotomy still required drilling holes in the scalp, so surgery had to be performed in an operating room by trained neurosurgeons. Walter Freeman believed this surgery would be unavailable to those he saw as needing it most: patients in state mental hospitals that had no operating rooms, surgeons, or anesthesia and limited budgets. Freeman wanted to simplify the procedure so that it could be carried out by psychiatrists in psychiatric hospitals.

Freeman at some point conceived of approaching the frontal lobes through the eye sockets instead of through drilled holes in the skull. In 1945 he took an icepick[n 18] from his own kitchen and began testing the idea on grapefruit[n 19] and cadavers. This new "transorbital" lobotomy involved lifting the upper eyelid and placing the point of a thin surgical instrument (often called an orbitoclast or leucotome, although quite different from the wire loop leucotome described above) under the eyelid and against the top of the eyesocket. A mallet was used to drive the orbitoclast through the thin layer of bone and into the brain along the plane of the bridge of the nose, around fifteen degrees toward the interhemispherical fissure. The orbitoclast was malleted five centimeters (2 in) into the frontal lobe, and then pivoted forty degrees at the orbit perforation so the tip cut toward the opposite side of the head

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobotomy#Transorbital_lobotomy

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>>30201787
Not today, friend. Poner is having a good time with her friend for now.
However, I have a cute horse. I hope it brings you joy.

>>30201810
Thanks guy. This is a good horse.

>>30201820
>>30201825
Questing is now!

>>30201563
>>30201791
Yeah, this is my worst fear.

>>30201841
What's even worse, this was the hit back then for all ailments. Stepmom thinks her stepdaughter is a bitch? Call Mr. Icepick to cure her hysteria and "mental disorder". Bam, zombiedaughter.
It was also allowed in some states of the US until 1977.

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>>30201548

>>30201890
Now add a 'CYOA Discussion' and we're golden

>>30201890
craft no

>>30201906
I will permit the use of a chooser for the next op

>>30201917
I don't know who you're talking about.
have an unrelated video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO_hitMsgRM

>>30201890
Nice work Cain.
You know I do kind of want to see a chooser in Cain style. Shame he is a bitch ass pussy nigga to scared to post his art.

>>30201867
Yeah, that's the kind of horrible thought that makes me wanna curl up in a little ball.

>>30201928
>Cain never drew a Whispen.
Why even live. I would be happy with just a headshot.

>>30201769

I hate it when that happens.

>>30201928
>>30201946
Fuck all that noise I just want more deer. For all his flaws I have not seen a better drawn face on a deer before or since, admitidly I have not looked very hard.

>>30201791
I'd prefer euthanasia to cure my depression, honestly.

I miss the gore from early BMH. It made sense not to have it with the turtle but we almost bisected that one monster and the only gore we got was a picture of an exploding head.

>>30202710
Bruh that ain't gore. Gore has visera, intestines, and blood. This is a comfy quest.

>>30199538
Yes

Eh, could have gone either way and I would have liked it.

Probably Lily but I'd love some lewd for Lenna.

I hope so.

>>30202732
You clearly do not remember the crab. I miss stuff like that.

Would you play a pony succubus quest.
Would you play a pony succubus quest from somebody with no talent for lewds?

>>30202962

Yes. Tell me more.

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>>30202710
What other quests had gore in them?

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Catch up on Horsepower here: https://pastebin.com/faYUNr7N
This story can be read here: https://pastebin.com/xqJ8QpsJ

After the reporters stop applauding you are directed towards the stage, while the unicorn with the clipboard from earlier stands up at the podium and looks down at the assembled press. “It was an intense Trottingham Derby, and one of our most exciting to date. We hope this will become a new standard for what you can hope to see, and we’re happy to announce that our security measures were a total success, bringing us up to the Haymaker Circuit standards. We only suffered minimal injuries, the very worst we got was a broken leg from a particularly nasty roll. Of course, you’re not here to listen to me talk, so without further ado, here’s your Trottingham Derby 17 AR Champion…” She pulls up the clipboard and scans it briefly. “... Comet Streak!”

There’s another round of clapping as you stand up at the podium and give them all a wide smile. Public speaking isn’t your specialty per se, but you’ve got a kind of personality where you don’t mind just talking, so this isn’t nightmare status like it would be for Lug Nut. “Thanks everyone, it’s been a really great experience, and I’m not just saying that because I won.” That gets a round of polite laughter, so you pause before continuing. “This isn’t just my victory, my mechanic Lug Nut was the one who put the car together after all.” You gesture over to the Earth mare.

Lug Nut is standing off to the side of you, behind the podium and very content to languish in obscurity until you mention her. Panic quickly begins to spread over her as you mention her. Her instinct is clearly to hide, but a light gets shined on her real briefly and you realize that you did make what’s essentially her worst nightmare come to life. She tries to make the best of it, though, and gives a painfully awkward smile and wave to the crowd before the spotlight mercifully moves back to you.

>>30202989

You look back at her for just a bit longer to make sure she’s going to recover. You’re not entirely certain that hiding behind a potted plant is the best answer but it would almost certainly cause an even bigger scene to try and drag her out into the open. She can have her panic attack for now. You look over at the reporters, who are equal parts perplexed and amused by the sight. “Uh. Any questions?”

There’s a flurry of hooves, claws, and paws waving in the air jostling to be first. It’s a bit disorienting and your eyes take a second to adjust as you try and sort out which one to ask. Eventually, you just point at random. “Uh. Diamond Dog. Third row.”

“Yes!” the creature says in a high-pitched, rasping tone. “The Daily Gem! How does pony feel being first to win Trottingham Derby with no more than two ponies? Pony.”

Your brain takes a second to parse the question, and another to build a response before you smile as best you can without terrifying the herbivores in the crowd. “It felt awesome! Like I could do it again… well, maybe if I had another car anyway. But it’s a testament to the power of friendship, corny as that sounds. ‘Stick by your friends’ is my takeaway here, and I’m just glad I have one as good as Lug Nut.”

There’s an ‘awww’ from the crowd, and a brief pause as the recorders scratch out their notes, but the flurry of limbs quickly returns to pose questions.

“Fast Times in Canterlot,” the next reporter asks. “There’s little doubt that you’re heading for the Haymaker next, especially with a showing like this. Can you confirm this, and do you have plans to expand your crew for the event?”

[2/7]

>>30202991
You look back at Lug Nut with a grin, and she shakes her head no. Your grin only gets wider, though, and you turn back to the microphone. “You bet your flank we’re going to the Haymaker!” you triumphantly declare, and Lug Nut’s groan of anguish is loud enough that you can hear it over the scratching of reporters furiously taking down your remarks. “That was the plan from day one and this just makes me one hundred percent certain I can pull this off.” You thump your fist against the podium to exaggerate this. “As for rounding out our team, we’re gonna think about it, but it’s a pretty big move and it’ll take agreement from both of us. We made it this far on synergy, y’know? Can’t screw that one up. Uh, one last question. The emerald crystal pony, near the back.”

“That’s Green Arrow of the Crystal Empire Times, the BEST publication in Equestria,” the stallion confidently announces. “What makes you the GREATEST racer there is? And, I suppose it makes sense to ask if you have any significant weaknesses, too.”

“Well, I guess my cars catching fire is a pretty big weakness,” you say with a smile, and get a brief burst of laughter. “But in all honesty, not focusing on the whole safety thing has always been a bit of a weak point… But hey, I’ve put the blood, sweat, and feathers into being the best. I’m just a great driver. Don’t even need weapons to win! Uh. Maybe. I’m probably gonna try a few out.”

The questions start to pop up again almost immediately afterwards but the organizer mare sees that you’re just about done with the Q&A and steps forward to take your place as you back away, thanking the reporters and wrapping things up while you grab Lug Nut and slip away.

[3/7]

>>30203000
Outside of the designated public areas, it’s strikingly quiet. It’s late evening, with sunset just starting to color the sky. All around you ponies are taking down the stands, cleaning up trash, and dismantling various pieces of equipment fairly efficiently. There’s a certainly beauty to the skillful undoing of the racing event but you’re not quite composed enough to appreciate it. The adrenaline from the race has been wearing off slowly for the past fifteen minutes and with it gone you’re beginning to feel pretty tuckered out. This doesn’t escape Lug Nut’s notice and she helps direct you through the cobblestone streets and brick buildings towards the hotel the two of you were put up in for the race, a quaint little cottage-like bed and breakfast.

There’s a bit of hubbub as the two or three race teams other than your own mill about the lobby. A couple of them are talking about the race amongst and within themselves while one of the teams is going through check out, either eager to get out of town or having another commitment they need to get to. Instead of an uproar of applause as you slip into the cozy house there’s a few quiet nods of recognition. Vastly preferable anyway now that you’ve got a headache starting to spring up. After nodding vaguely back you let Lug Nut lead you up to the room the two of you are sharing. As yet more proof that you were the dark horse you were given the attic room, still comfortable but more out of the way.

[4/7]

>>30203005
Just fine for two mares who needed a place to crash more than anything. You had spent most of the night before flying above the track, getting the lay of the land and finding the right headspace for the race while Lug Nut was doing her special technique: TEN THOUSAND CHECK-UPS. The fact that she was willing to work so hard to get you into the race made you feel a little guilty about wrecking the car… but not enough to make you regret doing what you do to in order to win. Besides, the prize money was made entirely so that you guys could build a really kickass car and pay the exorbitant fees to enter the Haymaker.

You collapse onto the nearer of the two beds and sigh with relief as your slightly battered body gets a chance to relax, grabbing the pillow and putting it over your eyes to block out any extraneous light and sound. Now is the time for nap. Lug Nut seems to disagree. Within seconds, she’s poking at your cheek intently. You hold out for as long as you can but she’s always been vastly more patient than you and you eventually groan and pull the pillow off of your face. You roll over to face her and grunt questioningly.

“We weren’t gonna tell anyone we were planning to enter the Haymaker,” she protested.

“But we were gonna,” you say with a lazy yawn.

“But we said-”

“C’mooooooon,” you say. “They were gonna figure it out eventually, and everyone there pretty much knew already anyway. What’s to worry about?”

“Well…” Her face screwed up at the thought. “Now we’ve just hyped ourselves up really big and what if we do a bad job? Then we’ll look stupid and then I’ll-”

You’ve been her friend long enough to know where this is going. To respond, you extend a single pointer claw and poke her snoot, booping her until she scrunches. “Nutty, we’re gonna do AWESOME,” you assure her.

[5/7]

>>30203011
She starts to protest, but you shake your head. “Awesome,” you repeat as emphatically as your sleepy tone will allow.

She sighs, but nods. “Okay. But that means I need to get to work on our car right away. Did you decide which of the classes you wanted to be in?”

You groan and turn over in your bed. “Tomorrow,” you mumble. “I’m passing out over her.” That lasts about a second before she starts to jab you in the sides again.

“No!” She says insistently. “I’m gonna start sketching it out today. You gotta tell me which one you want!”

You look over at her with a glower. But, she does have a point. And it is something you’ve been thinking a lot about. You take a second to try and remember which of the three classes you were hoping to drive.

A speedster would be your most basic car. A metal frame attached to an engine and a couple of add-ons. They’re good at going fast… and that was about it. Lug Nut had the most experience with these ones, but they were also the most difficult from an engineering perspective, since there was so little fluff all the time when into just tuning, tuning, tuning.

Cruisers were the next stage up, and they were a bit more robust. Compared to the one-pony crew that speedsters had, a cruiser was designed to be run by three. Consequently, they could fit more junk onto it, like weapons or accessories. An extra booster or turret was usually something nice to have, but cruisers also weren’t as fast as speedsters. They won by endurance: survive attacks, beat out speedsters when they got damaged, and outpace their opponents.

[6/7]

>>30203019
Finally, you had tankers, big-ass trucks with a five-pony crew. Newcomers onto the scene, but quickly carving out a niche for themselves. While they were still pretty fast compared to civilian vehicles, they absolutely paled in comparison to speedsters and cruisers. They made up for it in a couple of ways: one was that they just did not stop for anything, and the other was that they were terrifying offensive forces. With plenty of accessory and weapon options, they tended to break their opponents before they outsped them.

What kind of vehicle were you thinking of? Anything else to ask Lug Nut about?

[7/7]

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>>30203023

>>30203011
>A boop used in the way it might be in the show
Marry me Arc, or Pluto. Either works.

>>30196457
What's the true killer of CYOAs, the thing that makes adventures slowly die off the map?

>>30203168
You.

>>30203168
Burnout

>>30203178
Best post.

>>30203023
Hnnnnggggg that tank though, but where would we find the people power to man it?
If we chose the Crusier we'd need 1-2 extra people, depending on if Nut wanted to ride too.
We need peeeeooopleeee

>>30203023
I'm partial to the cruiser myself.

>>30203283
People selection will be happening at a later point, probably taking up an update unto itself.

It will be referenced in the quest itself, but Lug Nut isn't exactly comfortable riding along though you can help her through that.

>>30203023
Is it technicly possible to run a cruiser with only two people? If so do that, otherwise speedster

>>30203023

I don't suppose it's possible to create a hybrid design that's a cross between a cruiser and a speedster. Lots of fast at the cost of half the room, but not as fast as a true speedster. A little more durable though.

>>30203023
>implying you cant put booster on a tank
What are you some scrub?
Let's go with the Dank Tank.

>>30203750
Fuck off.

>>30203633
Put broadly, these are considered "optimization points". You could create a hybrid but it would lose the benefits of each of the classes and gain nothing.

>>30203643
Things like accessories and slots for additional crew members will be included in a later step.

>>30203760
So you're saying if we stripped the frame off a tanker, equiped every slot with rocket engines and go fast, we wouldn't gain anything?

>>30203750
Gold star Anon

>>30203750
This is legit funny.
>>30203758
Don't be a faggot, faggot.
>>30203775
Anon you crazy madman. Thats genious! A heavily armored missile of a vehicles! Let's call it Battering Ram in memory of best waifu.

>>30203775
You wouldn't be as fast as a speedster and you wouldn't be as sturdy as a tanker. Worst of both worlds.

>>30203926
Don't fall for the 'light = fast' meme. The fastest human piloted vehicle ever was a cockpit strapped to a saturn V.

>>30203926
Could a tanker have drones or guided missiles then? Or a short distance teleporter?

>>30204009
epic

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>>30204009
Everyone listen to this guy. He knows what's up.

>>30203926
When is the next race ic?

>>30204009

So what you're saying.
Is that a big giant rocket.
Was able to make a small and light cockpit go fast? So light = Fast?

>>30204079
>light = fast?
Sort of? Light means there's less force working against the engine.

>>30204077
The next Haymaker Circuit will be in about two weeks, but most of that will be handled via time skip.

>>30204009
This is partially for balance and partially for in character reasons. The class system has been added for my sake of sanity, since I'll be keeping track of a lot of cars later. Assume that the in-universe physics causes this all to be consistent.

>>30204011
You'll be starting out with a fairly minimal supply of weapons and accessories, plus a relatively low-tech car. Later you'll be able to create additional frames and swap out weapons, especially when you get more cash-flow.


For the record, right now it looks like cruiser is winning, so unless I see a lot of votes for tanker or speedster that's what your first car will be.

>>30203023
Is it within the rules to have weapons remote controled by somebody not in the car

>>30203168
Maybe the man who exagerated a problem to the point it destroyed the general.

>>30203023
Let's cruise right along.

>>30204152
B-but....The Tank! What's not to love about a tank? Think about all the dakka!

>>30204231
I think cruiser or speedster would be better for a lucky hippogriff named Comet

>>30204236
But a comet is made of ice and dust, and they're fragile.
You want to follow the character name theme?

>>30204265
Always falling apart and crashing into jupiter. Comets are asteroids that stink of failure.

What ever happened to the QM with the nice ass? The one that did Do No Harm?

>>30204280
Stabbed to death.

>>30204280
he's joining the military

>>30204280
Asian parents

>>30203750
Hey thats pretty good Cain.
>>30203870
>This is legit funny.
I think it is trying too hard. The exageration of how bad Cain art is and the australian stuff are both too much. The text bit is funny though.

Admitidly I am biased because I always hated the australian stuff because a lot of people genuinly believe it and it bothers me how much scorn it brings to the innocent ausfags.

>>30203750
>Only cake with a candle
D E T A I L

>>30204265
Then clearly we need to find friends that can back us up. Like an ice mage or something.

>>30204389
an ice mage perpetually freezing the ground ahead of us to reduce friction!

>>30202962
My enjoyment of lewd quests is in setting up scenarios, the lewd itself matters less.

>>30204389
We should use the Darkest Hour Cryomancer or the cryomancer from the other quest I forget the name of that I think was named ice

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>>30204422
Super

>>30204389
>>30204392
>>30204422
>ice mage fags
Ice friction is the last thing you want as a driver. Now the pony you REALLY want is Nina. Living her engine pony.

>>30204427
I don't want a cryomancer on the crew but I am going to use wondering which would make a better crew member as an excuse to finally read Super.

Well if we go tanker I would want one but otherwise it would be dead weight.

>>30204470
That's why you do it to OTHER drivers

>>30204470
As the 3rd guy I don't much want one. I meant to say could instead of should. Could be useful for putting our fires though.

>>30204471
I gotchu senpai

Easy Ride - Flame control
Ice - Cryomancer
Storm - Enhanced weather control
High Voltage - Electricity manipulation
Soap Bubble - Take a guess
Wintergreen - Sleight of hoof and likes socks
Tinker - overly complicated mechanics and being a shit
Two-bit - has two bits
Boomerang - has a boomerang and tons of money

>>30204470
Shit nigga I just want somepony to put out fires.

>>30204512
>Easy Ride - Flame control
>Easy pulls the ignition flames out of our opponents engines, making them stall mid-race

>>30204512
Shit nigga I don't need to read super to know that Ice is the better mage. I meant personality wise.

>>30204514
>>30204532
Funny thing is these were not the same person.

>>30204538
Wait Scratch that. They are the same person judging by the two (you)s, my memory is just failing me.

>>30204532
You mean you need an ice mage for what a fire exstingisher can do?

>>30204650
I know this is supposed to be funny but this makes me sad.

>>30204703
>>30204708
Lispones best pones

>>30203023
Cruiser sounds fun

>>30204660
Why? That hat is good for Chooser. Autism can cause a lot of problems in a social environment The hat helps Choosie get our of the house without fear that a sudden reeee out of the blue will escalate into a major situation. It also helps her interact in a social environment developing skills she would not be able to isolated at home. It also helps community members to understand her and the condition better.

Awareness leads to more positive interactions. In this case, lt warns everyone else not to flip their shit when she aggressively insists that the stranger she just met sit back down and listen and discuss "CYOAs". It also helps to guide so that he is not confused or angry even when she keeps repeating the same aruments and getting angry without giving him a chance to bring up another topic.

Finally it's also good for Choosie because it gives her an opportunity to learn social rules and develop her communication skills better, eventually she should come to realize that social interactions are less negative and even enjoyable when both parties take into consideration each others interests and opinions instead of only hers.

>>30204864
There is nothing enjoyable in considering interests of other people. We do it only to make them talk about what interests us in return.

>>30204357
>Hey thats pretty good Cain
You jest but I would not be surprised if it really was him. The person who made that.
1. Thinks Cainfags act bad (most of the thread)
2. Fell for the Australian meme (about half the thread)
3. Thinks Cainart is terrible instead of midly bad at worst (only a handful of people)
Cain fits all those criteria.

Don't reply to the guy above this post, it's not worth.

>>30205020
Yet you basically replied to him :^)
You are either extremely naive or experimenting troll.

Don't reply to any of the guys above or below this post, and don't reply to this post either. Especially not this post.

>>30205020
>Implying he is wrong
I would say a 1/10 chance Warlock made the post in question.

>>30205047
>implying he can draw at least as good as picture in queston

What a delusional faggot

>>30205053
A. Probably an edit.
B. His art is not that fucking bad.

>>30205053
>Thinks Cain cannot do stick figures, simple cakes and a crude hat.
>Calls others delusional.

>>30205090
Cain can in fact not do a hat like that.

>>30205085
>probably

>>30205085
>>30205090
Ahctualy it would be above my level.

>>30205098
>implying anybody from outside of secret could ever be expected to know his abilities.

>>30205117
Jesus christ you fucking autist your art is not that fucking bad.

>>30205119
>implying everyone outside sekrit club is a fucking retard who can not look at art objectively.
>implying you can not see that it's a hij picture just by looking at the writing.

>>30205119
>implying you cannot go to sekrit and check his arts if you really care

>>30205125
He is not saying he is bad, he is calling you people out for being stupid.

>>30205129
I had a response but you retards are prone to try and turn responses around in a stupid way and then proudly proclaim victory.

>>30205142
>you retards
I'm not the guy who is unable to differentiate art styles and judge art on an objective level.

>>30205142
>I will pretend that I have a responce without having one
>>30205125
He knows better than you if he can draw it or not. Accept it.

>>30205142
Hey nice approach, Anon! Now would you please stick to it every time something Cain related comes to your mind?

I blame myself.
I noticed some of the flaws in his art, although not all of them as I do not really know enough about art to notice more but the most basic stuff but I never bothered to mention it. After he spent so much time asking for quest criticism and never really asking for art criticism I guess I just never considered he wanted it that badly.

>>30205129
>>30205146
Not everybody knows shit about anatomy you know and thinking people are retards just because they never learnt to recognise bad anatomy is pretty silly.

>>30205146
>art styles
It's a fucking stick figure, some tiny cake and a hat. It could be fucking anybody.

>>30205192
I haven't forgotten the time these people thought a picture Alchemy drew was from Cain, simply because it had armor in it.
It's not the first time they spout out claims of Cain art then get all defensive when people call their shit out.

>>30205200
>make a post with a meme about Cain art
>act surprised when people think it is Cain art
You can't make this shit up. People were only saying it might be cain because it would fit his personality. Nobody seriously thinks that art looks like Cain.

>>30205164
>Not everybody knows shit about anatomy you know and thinking people are retards just because they never learnt to recognise bad anatomy is pretty silly.

Apparently you are aware that you know nothing about the technical part of art, so maybe you should not go into the thread and speculate something is Cain art, while it obviously isn't.
There is nothing wrong with not being able to recognize something.
What makes you a retard is the fact that you seem to be unable to make the connection that with no knowledge about art, you maybe should not make claims to recognize artists.

>>30205211
>you maybe should not make claims to recognize artists
When the fuck did he do that?
When the fuck did anybody in this thread do that?

>>30205208
>>30205221
>Cain fags yet again unable to process a conversation

>all this shit over a meme response to a halfassed edit of a picture that's existed since before this general was even a thing
This is just getting silly.

>>30205232
Not recognizing the artist of a stick figure drawing is a far cry from saying a stick figuring drawing is a certain artist.

>>30205164
You blame yourself? Good.

But you must blame yourself not for not giving criticizims, but for ignoring the fact that I never specified I want it only for quest. In fact, I did the opposite thing.
You must blame yourself for disregarding your QM's requests - I asked several times to stop bringing me up.
You must blame yourself for being hypocritical fag - if you really cared about my arts, then you would have joined sekrit and took a peek at it. But no, you are too lazy for it, ain't I right, straya?

Nobody cares about my art except of you and your inbred little 'family'. If you have a strong urge to praise it then go to sekrit, download some files and masturbate to them. There are no 'Cainhaters', it is but a meme, a boogeyman you imagined to justify your retardation.

Yes, you are a dirty aussie. No, I do not care about country of your origin. You were, are and will be aussie for me. I despise you.
If you had a modicum of common sense then you could just shut up about Cain, as I asked, but since you again and again proved your complete ignorance, idiocy and disrespect not only for me, but for everyone here, I ask you to kindly fuck off. You pretend to love DH or my art? Then stop bringing it up.

Worst regards.

>>30205267
I just want you to know I blame you personaly for what has happened to this general. You are the one who exagerated everything in the first place. It is all your fucking fault. Every single fucking thing.

>>30205279
Shut up, iFag.

>>30205305
I am pretty sure iFag refuses to blame Cain for anything.

>>30205267
Nobody cares about you two, get a room and fuck off for fuck sake. Stop shitting this thread, you are a fucktard Cain and ifag is a retard. Don't force me to filter you.

>>30205267
>Cain no longer thinks everybody he does not like is one person.
I was lied to.
People like your fucking art. Deal with it.

>>30205267
Very well.
What is the character limit on a discord post? I have a lot to say and I don't want to fiddle around once I am there finding the right post length.

>>30205319
I am able to deal with you liking it, but I am not going to deal with you sperging about it here. Do it silenly, and everything will be fine.

>>30205331
The only spergs are you and the people who cannot handle those who like it. I in fact do not like your art. I think it has too much distracting detail and the helmets are terrible. Once again you think everybody is the same fucking person.

>>30205267
You have some sort of wierd cross between a persercution complex and an infereority complex.

>>30205267
>trying to use australian as a generic insult.
Do you have any fucking idea how much damage you did to this general by doing that.

>>30205338
There are at least two of them and what I said applies to each and every one of them. If they were less vocal about proclaiming me 'one of the best QMs and artists', then everything would have been peaceful and quiet.
>>30205348
Second part is certainly true. Not sure about first one.
>>30205327
I suspect about 2000.

>>30205267
This.
Shut up about his fucking quest

>>30205386
Oh no they said they liked a thing when it came up. How very spergy of them.
The closest anybody ever came to sperging in favor of anything you did was right at the start when somebody kept trying to spark discussion that nobody was interested in.

Your quest gets frequent proper discussion now. You should be happy.

>>30205357
As if it matters in any way. This place is already shit, spearheaded by Australians that are unable to contain their autism, feeling the need to sperg about every mention of Cain or DH.
Directly behind them people that still hold hope to drive these autists out by insulting them.
After them come those who for some reason refuse to see the problems with those Australians, or get mad at people throwing insults in their personal CYOA safe space.
Meanwhile 70% of the normal people filter everything.

>>30205396
Not everybody is a fucking australian. Yes that one guy you have an autistic hatred for is one but you also have another australian who plays your quest and stays out of all the arguments.

Only 5% of 4chan is australian. They cannot be all the people you hate.

The first australian does not often post anymore anyway.

>>30205407
>implying australian is not used as generic insult nowadays
Wow, what a retard

>>30205415
Which is a fucking retarded thing to do because it makes people think it is true.

>>30205423
If you are so retarded that you are unable to discern memes from reality, then this is not the place for you.

>>30205427
Kind of like how Cain cannot discern reality from memes.

>>30205433
>No, I do not care about country of your origin. You were, are and will be aussie for me.

Aussie here was used in memetic way.

>>30205423
You forgot the part where you explained why that's our problem and why we should care.

>>30205267
I feel offended. I like your art, I look at it in sekrit when I get the chance, I enjoyed your little rollercoaster of a quest and I fucking wanted to see you draw more. Except I tend to be absolutely silent about it literally everytime it is brought up with small exception of this post. Accept that there are semi-normal people who can and do like your shit. Fuck you, kill yourself with a cactus.

>>30205945
I know that there are at least two people who played it AND being silent about it, and I am immensely grateful to them. My issue is with the loud ones. With the ones who not only like it, but claiming that I am somehow one of the best etc (and who are shitting the thread with senseless arguments meanwhile), and if you had read my post a little more carefully, you would have noticed it.

>>30206002
>forgot the cutiemark but remembered the snowflakey paint splotches
5/10, you tried

Bats lack the brain cells to be intellectual

>>30206002
She can clutch my shift stick anyday.

>>30206002
Ay, looks pretty great

>>30205415
Well yeah, he's Australian.

>>30206002
I thought the back half was supposed to be pony, why does it have a griffon tail?

>>30206879
Because pulling a pony tail during sex just isn't the same.

>>30206002
It doesn't get much special-snowflakier than this.
Fucking tumblr-shit-tier.

>>30206879
because arc liked the idea

>>30207062
Why did he give us the option then.

The only thing pony on that thing is half the backlegs.

>>30206002
>semen stained buttocks
And everyone goes apeshit about pink airships?

>>30207081
>>30207081
>Semen stained buttocks, wing tips, and hairfeathers.
I like where this is going. Also it's a girl.

>>30207091
>Semen stained buttocks, wing tips, hairfeathers and MOUNTAIN TOPS

What Cyoa characters do you think are related?

>>30205388
Well at least one person defends you.

>>30207067
We never had any choice. Unicorn had a slight lead but we ended up as hippogriff, then pony head had a slight lead and he said the vote looked suspicious to him and picked griffon head.

>>30207212
No horse.

>>30207212
Gar's parents

>>30207212
question and horse

>>30205988
>but claiming that I am somehow one of the best etc
So you are mad that people consider you there favorite.
>and who are shitting the thread with senseless arguments meanwhile
The only people shitting up the thread are the people who got unreasonably mad at your fans.

Your problem is and always was that you listen to pessimists. Whenever somebody says a person is bad you instantly believe them without any thought againdt all logic or sense. iFag was never a shill. He just could not think of anything bad to say about the quest and that is ok.

>>30207212
Two-bit and Bottom Dollar

>>30207067
And the vajib

>>30205988
It's not your players shitting up the thread with arguments, unless you mean the sort of discussion plenrt of quests get. Your quest is my favorite, a word I use because you apparently cannot handle the word best. Do you want me to pretend otherwise.

>>30207301
*plenty of quests

>>30207249
Go cry somewhere else.

>>30207279
The holy horsgeeber.

>>30207368
>I don't like this conversation so it should go away.
Fuck off. There was nothing wrong with what Anon said, well except that iFag was not a shill thing. That was very wrong.

>>30207409
Go cry somewhere else.

>>30207368
The adults are trying to have a conversation Johny.

>>30207431
The adults should ask their fulltime carers if it's bedtime yet.

>>30207449
I'd rather ask my monthly paycheck.

>>30207249
>>30207301
Both of you, please don't try to restart arguments by bringing up posts from five hours ago, please proofread your posts before you post, and please try not to be so identifiable.

>>30196910
That's retarded

Running.
>>30207636

>>30207650
Where to?

>>30207664
tau ceti

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>>30206098
I-I'm so sorry I failed you Anon, will you ever forgive me?

>>30207780
Cain has coloured his own work before.

>>30207814
Never mind then.

>>30207852
And if I say please?

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>>30207905

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Show me the best CYOA poner or I'll eat your soul.

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>>30207929
I didn't know Twig dealt in souls.

>>30207586
If you are stll identifying people it is because you are going out of your way to do so.
>you cannot take part in an argument if you were not there at the time
Neck yourself.

>>30207929
Joke's on you, I'm a ginger and I'm also a dog.

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>>30207929
Spaghetti mare is best horse.

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>>30208013
Is it really that time again?

I wanna art something, gib request.

>>30208142
Draw a really angry Peppermint trying to get her stuck big mare cola out of the vending machine.

>>30208142
A Choosie with her sad son.

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>>30208142
eenie meenie miney mo
I have no idea what I picked

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>>30208113

>>30208142
Draw ice and frosty rime giving warlock an intervention to deal with his inability to handle praise.

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>>30207929
Hype was a good boy

>>30208142
Nina and Rime fugging. The forbidden fug of fire and ice.

>>30208188
fuck off res

>>30208142
Drone 6742 cooking something

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>>30208142
Space Hunter something something.

>>30208216
Why is that retarded lion molesting a street?

>>30208227
Half griffon. Molesting is tame compared to what is usually happens to that kid.

>>30208216
>half breeds
fucking autistic cancer

>>30208271
*angry electrician noises*

>>30208181
>>30208192
Combine these.
Have them making out in front of Cain and telling him if he wants some of it he better say he is proud that multiple people consider his quest the best.

>>30208271
Clearly half breeds are superior. In terms of molesting and sex of course.

>>30208302
I like it. Have him screaming how the mares are repeating themselves or something.

>>30208302
>proud that some australian retards consider his quest the best
I kek'd

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