RGRE: Reversed Gender Roles Equestria

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Is it time?

>>30159716
Flavortime?

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I need Coco story recommendations, or maybe some new green.

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Bat

>>30159707
Dong ring is always herald of a quality thread.

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>>30159752

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>>30159756
>She sad

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>>30159744
>recommendations
Coco visiting Rarity at her boutique and Anon comes in to request a new suit. She sees him and immediately becomes infatuated and spaghetti dropping levels of flustered.
Rarity sees this and requests Coco help her with measuring him, forcing her to get close to him.

Go from there.

>>30159778
>"AH~ HA~! S-SPIKEY WIKEY, DARLING, UNNNGHA~ T-THIIIS IS HOW A LADY LIKES TO BE MMMMFUCKED."
>"Y-YOUUUU COULD NE-HEEVER UNF, HAA~ H-HOPE TO S-S-SATISFY ME WITH THAT PITIFUL EXC-UUUS-, OH MY, F-FOR A PENIS."

Okay, is [Zebra guards trying to keep Anon in place.] Anon here?
I promised him green.

Other Anons feel free to chip in ideas.
What do you want to see, etc.

>>30159788
I am not him but I could use an Anon getting accosted by some sweaty zebra mare guards.
>>30159794
How about using the prompt list, we do need to get through those.
>>30159786
And the cuck meme. Still shit, >>30159778
this could be fun.

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>>30159786
???

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>>30159794
Ideas for that green in particular, or ideas for green in general?

>>30159794
Zebra.

>>30159814
That one in particular.
I promised that anon green to stop shitposting
But give me something cute-ish and I'll write a separate green.

>>30159707
Piss off.
>>30145537
Use the already existing thread.

Cease.
Don't respond.

If you respond I'll find where you live and cut off your fingers.

>>30159850
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>30159850
>>30159856
faggot, there are only 7 people here. You really couldn't wait to shitpost and reply to yourself?

>>30159847
>Another thread that is literally no different from any other RGRE general exists
>"No! I must create an entirely new one just because!"

>>30159850
yu ovractin faggit :^)

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>>30159850
>>30159856
No. Fuck you. Fuck all rgrefags. Too bad Lecter & Homoposter aren't around to keep you autists occupied in your own fucking containment.

Since that Anon hasn't replied yet, I'll make a green about anon getting in trouble with good, hardworking zebra Ponice mares.
That sound good to you?

>>30159891
>hardworking zebra Ponice
>RGRE
>Cop shoot black = Cop shoot White
Damm now that is really RGRE

Can the janitor please just do their damn job and remove this thread already?

>>30159906
Nah, they just need to remove the other two that aren't on sage limit.

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>>30159851
In terms of being bothered how untraditional anon is? Yeah, probably. Of course you can look at it like Celestia is all about good PR and so can be pretty conservative if it means choosing the least offensive and universally palatable option. She could be more worried how it will look to the masses first and foremost.

>>30159973
I always imagined Celestia as that savy mare that can convince you it was an okay idea you had on your own.

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>>30159973
I really like these pictures.

Really like them.

>>30160007
I wonder when we will get another druid shy update.

>>30159973
I have a headcanon based around Luna eclipsed, that Celestia is the more traditional pony that cares about public appearance since she never asks anyone to just call her Celestia. Luna asked all the common folk to refer to her as Luna.

>>30159973
>>30160007
>tfw no 3 tribe trying to rape human

Why is there two rgre threads?

>>30160129
Shitposters trying to cause drama. I'm sticking to this one since it was made by a trip.

>>30160000
>savy mare that can convince you it was an okay idea you had on your own
--
>Be Anon.
>While cleaning your royal chambers, you accidentally stumbled upon your wife's diary.
>Of course, you were going to put it back where you found it, you know what privacy means.
>But then you had to go and slip on the rubber chicken from yesterday night.
>Falling down, you dropped the diary and it cracked open.
>Then you saw her entry for the day you two had your first date.
>[Finally, Anonymous invited me to be his partner for the fall gala. All my hard work has finally paid off.]
>Waittaminute.
>Her hard work?
>Going through her earlier entries, you find out that your every move is planned by her.
>She was responsible for all the expensive dinner invitations from mysterious ponies that always fail to show up.
>That's how she always knew that you were dining alone.
>You didn't make her fall in love with you with your manly charms.
>She made you fall in love with her.
>Well damn.
>You've been had.
>Your goose has been cooked.
>Your boozle, bamboozled.
>This cannot do!
>You pick up the rubber chicken.
>You must find a way to make her fall in love with you.
>For revenge!

>Be Celestia
>Anon has taken the bait.
>He wan't to make you fall in love with him?
>The fool
>He can't make you fall in love with him.
>Why is that?
>That's because you have an ace up your collar.
>You're already hopelessly in love with the silly monkey.

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>>30159788
I don't really know anything about what Zebra society would be like, so I'd be doing a lot of the worldbuilding from scratch.

>>30159891
>good, hardworking zebra Ponice mares.
It looks like you're going with a more modern post-industrialized setting here. That's not what I would've thought of, so I'll just keep quiet on this and avoid disrupting whatever train of thought you're on.

>>30160129
There "is" two RGRiE threads because of a roaming shitposter from the gay thread. They were haunting the Guardsmare thread for a while, and ended up in the RGR thread after they were finally ejected.

Someone from the Guardsmare thread came by in the previous thread to explain the situation and apologize for the faggotry they kicked out of their thread landing in our thread.

>>30160129
This>>30160159
the retard that started screaming about the thread OP having to be RGRE enough is going to be forced to live by that standard. This is the real thread, the other one can imply its a loli thread or something. Go over and tell those idiots to stop playing with the stupid kid for extra credit. The class prize is ready and here.

>>30160166
Like I said, feel free to chip in anyway.
Inspiration comes from many places and even if I can't use it for the short, I may find it useful for my other greens.

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>>30160067
Thou is also an informal/familiar pronoun while (You) was formal and sometimes plural. So while it comes off as old and stuffy she's really trying to be friendly and familiar with her subjects (although there would be no reason for her to use a formal pronoun on someone below her station in the first place. So make of that what you will).

>>30160166
And another sister spelled it out perfectly. I am currently over their pointing out their own willful stupidity for going along with it, I think their having problems coping with the mental gymnastics. For some reason the captcha deleted some of my words in a sentence when it posted, and all they can do is can me a troll that cant spell while trying to ignore the hole I was poking in their idea.

>>30159973
>>30160007
I want my own skull head dress and bone jewelry.

I would also a tribal mare. Hard.

>>30160241
there* pointing. Fucking A, I cant tell if its my keyboard or spellcheck going off to fast for me to check.
>>30160245
You mean a tribal mare would do you, hard.
>tfw your teleported onto wild Zebrican lands
>tfw you get chased by a pack of mares and turned into their cuddle slut.

>>30160129
Some batfag used his OC for the OP in the previous thread. Some didn't like it, so everyone else - including autists from other generals - felt the need to tell them that they're shitposters and start doing everything in their power to drag this general down to the underground.

For some reason people in the other thread are feeling sorry for the autist that started screaming last thread.
>>30160283
No one noticed the OC or even cared until one random faggot started screaming about it. It was you're own damn fault for starting shit, so here we are. A RGRE thread with a proper OP, now nut up and start posting about that boss mare that grabs your ass, or shut up. You splitting the thread because of one guys autism doesn't make you a hero, and supporting him doesn't make you the good guy either. It just makes you, and the rest of us, look like fucking morons. Everyone else ignored the OP and wanted to go about their business.

>>30160252
I don't think so, pal.

They're going to be MY cuddle sluts.

>>30160307
Just go back to your own general.
>A RGRE thread with a proper OP,
Oh, you mean exactly like this one that already exists
>>30145537
Making this new one completely unnecessary?

>>30160347
That one was made by the autist that ruined that last thread, fuck it and him. He wanted a proper RGRE thread, so stay here, quit bitching, and post about that time Miss Harshwhiny grabbed your ass.

Crimes are pretty much nonexistent in Equestria.
So imagine porn in Equestria

>A couple is sitting in front of a fireplace, drinking grape juice.
>They whisper loving words to each other, tenderly stroking each other to arousal
>SUDDENLY A BURGLAR CRASHES THROUGH THE WINDOW.
>MARE: What are you doing?
>BURGLAR: Nothing.
Then they have sex.

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>>30160186
My idea is a prompt I was kinda working on for a different thread. It's decidedly not cute.

>Anon goes to visit Zecora for some reason.
>RGR setting w/ population difference, so Zecora is kind of starved for sex.
>Convinces Anon to stay for tea, maybe the night.
>Drugs Anon
>Rapes Anon

>Anon is in a semi-aware, mostly immobilized state.
>A small search party goes to find Anon, since he mentioned where he was going to visit to some ponies he ran in to while walking through town.
>Search party is of ponicemares of some kind, b/c it's a missing person's report.
>Anon is found, Zecora is arrested.

>Guardsmare is left alone with a still semi-drugged Anon, to keep guard over the place.
>He seems out of it.
>She's also very sexually frustrated.
>[Maybe the fumes from the drugs working to cloud her mind?]
>She rationalizes her rape of him as something more caring and a way to help rehabilitate Anon. Maybe to clean off the scent of the criminal who did that to him.

>She finishes, cleans herself and Anon off.
>The rest of the people come by with a stretcher for a medical evacuation not long after.
>She basically gets away with it.

>Anon has vague and unpleasant feelings of being violated after Zecora was arrested, but can't be certain of what happened.

I think I was also toying with the idea of Applebloom visiting Zecora, and being offered a turn with Anon in order to keep her from spilling the beans. I basically headcanon Applebloom as being at around that age for the purposes of this story. Maybe it was Applebloom who spilled the beans to the ponice and got Zecora arrested anyway. If this happened, then I could have Zecora saying "You'd all do the same thing I did in that situation" as she was being hauled off.

The tricky thing to balance is Anon's awareness/physical state, and how he'd react and change after.

Main themes: Violation of trust, continued abuse, even the normally trustworthy ones falling to temptation when given opportunity, and helplessness

>>30160382
That seems a bit too silly. What about their are crimes, they just aren't that bad. Stallions have wet dreams sometimes about a strapping young mare breaking into their home and taking them. Then when it happens to Anon he makes it that mares nightmare.

>>30160163
I like thing

>>30160373
>That one was made by the autist that ruined that last thread
That thread was ruined by a batfag who put his OC in the OP.
>fuck it and him
>Fuck everyone who wants the OP to be related to the General
Still trying to start shit, I see.
>He wanted a proper RGRE thread,
Which is right here
>>30145537

Even though a perfectly fine thread already existed, you felt the need to create an entirely new RGRE thread just to spite someone.

>>30159716
>Nibbling on earsies

>>30160432
>Implying
Cut it out and stop splitting the thread for an enabled reeeeetard. This thread is perfectly fine, that thread isn't any better.

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>>30160163
>>You're already hopelessly in love with the silly monkey.
d'aww

>>30160494
>This thread is perfectly fine, that thread isn't any better.
That thread's perfectly fine to move to. There was no reason at all to create yet another thread other than you being asshurt.

Zebras are explicitly stated to not be ponies.
Zebras have cutie marks.

Swap Zebra with nigger, pony with human, cutie mark with human features.

Is faust (Ourgirl)?

>>30160531
>There was no reason at all to create yet another thread other than you being asshurt.
...that is the exact reason that thread was made. This thread was made when the last thread died, the one your shitposting for was made to kill the real thread for no good reason.

>>30160554
At the point this thread was made, there was already an RGRiE thread that had an appropriate thread image, and a bunch of on-topic posts in it.

This thread's creation was superfluous.

>Luna may be the Princess of dreams
>She may be able to chase away the nightmares of her subjects
>But she is next to powerless against her own fears that confront her while she sleeps
>But a mare has to be strong
>A Princess doubly so

>It is easy to parade around her consort Anonymous as her lover
>But she fears to let anyone know that he is the reason she can sleep soundly through the day.
>That his embrace when she is weakest, chases her own nightmares away.

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>>30160163
>>30160642
These are killing me.
>tfw no princess

>>30160638
It was how it was supposed to be done. Don't give the autist that derailed it any more yous because a handful of people that fell for it went with him while he shitposted the real thread to death. This thread was made because the old one hit sage limit, the one your arguing to use was made for a autist that couldn't control himself and wait. That one is superfluous.

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>>30160642
>>That his embrace when she is weakest, chases her own nightmares away.
Hnnnnnngggggg
TFW you still have nightmares and have nobody to hold at night.

>>30160638
>>30160660
Argue about which thread is legitimate here.
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>>30145537
>>30145537
>>30145537
>>30145537

>>30160667
>Fun fact, nightmare moon can be made real in a night mare
>Sees your dreams and starts to comfort you.
>>30160680
There isn't an argument, that thread was made by an idiot trying to split the thread because of his own autism. This is the real thread, now quit spamming the trash already, that thread needs to sage properly.

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Does this exist already?

>it took some time, but after 6 months in Equestria you've become "one of the mares"
>your friends can trust you to handle their raunchy humor, cruder remarks, and potentially offensive topics while you're around
>there's just one problem
>every now and then they ask you for, ugh fuck...
>boy advice

>>30160701
I could check the prompt list, but I don't think so. Might as well expand on it so someone could use it.

>>30160701
No, No it does not.
You wanna write it?
Anon being "one of the mares" is a nice premise.

>>30160697
That thread was made by someone trying to keep the thread on topic and relevant.

>>30160697
>that thread was made by an idiot trying to split the thread because of his own autism.
>You're an autistic idiot if you want the OP to be related to the general in some way instead of highlighting someone's OC who literally has nothing to do with this general
This anon is a retard who has no idea how OPs works for generals.

>>30159804
How is that cucking? As far as I know, Spike and Rarity aren't in a relationship because Spike sucks ass and she don't like him like that.

>>30160701
Hmmm, there are two ways to go about this. Either Anon could give his friends good advice, because mare and Stallion magazines give terrible advice on purpose to keep readers. Or the second option is giving bad advice and slowly groom them to be in a herd with you.
>>30160727
The last thread was on topic and relevant, the dumbass that mad the unnecessary one came back and constantly continued to derail it. The fucker that started the problem made the thread, and with and image that has nothing to do with RGRE. That thread is all about loli or some shit by his own logic.

>>30160751
Because this>>30159786
How did you miss this?

>>30160751
Seems rather pathetic, cucking a baby. Kinda like beating a paraplegic in a foot race.

>>30160758
>Hmmm, there are two ways to go about this. Either Anon could give his friends good advice, because mare and Stallion magazines give terrible advice on purpose to keep readers. Or the second option is giving bad advice and slowly groom them to be in a herd with you.

Or he could give good and bad advice, because he's an alien autist and some things carry over, some don't, and some of his advice would be bad even on earth, but he doesn't know that.

>>30160767
No, no, I fucking read it. How is it cucking? Cucking involves a prior relationship beyond "I use him for slave labor."

Inform me how Spike is being cucked by Rarity when Spike is a piece of shit and isn't loved by her.

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>>30159752
>Bat for ants
FTFY

>>30160789
Spike wanted to be in a relationship with Rarity, and until he gets a different one(or not as the joke of that post implies) only for Rarity to rub it in his face he cant be with her. Slightly loose(pun intended) but accurate use of cucking. But its still a shit idea anyways so it doesn't really mater.

>>30160758
>The last thread was on topic and relevant
>Using someone else's OC from a completely different general is perfectly okay because -I- said so
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>>30160751
>How is that cucking?
Because Rarity is usually just using a clearly lovestruck Spike to do unpleasant chores for her, and then shooing him away whenever convenient.

See the opening of Party of One, when he's taking some garbage out for her (I just checked, and it's around the 5:50 mark), and then she just shoes him away afterward without a word of thanks.

Just using someone and taking advantage of their feelings like that is a bad character attribute. It doesn't clearly show any attraction of Rarity being directed towards others, but we know that Rarity hasn't returned any of Spike's feelings. Meanwhile, she's had at least 2 minor arcs where she's had feelings for some other character.

>>30160807
>The thread is on topic and the OP works
>It totally isn't the meme from the foal fuckers thread meme
>>30145537
That is the stupidity of your argument.
>You just changed to OP to something totally unrelated. Only people from the thread knows what it was and they will come here to shitpost.
>Its okay though when -I- do it
Shut the fuck up and keep the real thread rolling.

WHICH ONE IS THE RIGHT ONE I'M SO CONFUSED

>>30160847
when in doubt, go with the dong ring.

You're in the right place

>>30160847
This one. Just ignore this guy>>30160807
the thread he is linking for is to the the guy that derailed the last thread. We are starting fresh here.

>>30160847
This one's claim to legitimacy was that it was made at the end of the last thread.
The other one's claim to legitimacy is that it was there first and should be used.
It's like some fucking political drama in here with there being two successors to the throne.
Pick a side I guess.
This side has a writefag.

>>30160847
This one.
>>30145537
Just ignore the few ones who cries that it is a fake one. They are still butthurt over something.

>>30160867
So what?
This thread is the prince with the title and lineage and that thread is the bastard son of the king?

>>30160865
>the thread he is linking for is to the the guy that derailed the last thread.
>Implying a batfag didn't derail the last thread
He knew exactly what he was doing when he used his bat OC for the OP.

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>>30160934
dont care lol

>>30160877
That thread is the bastard son of this guy>>30160879
bitch there was no batfag. It was a holdover pic until the thread ended and you went and called literally everyone that called you out for being a fucking moron a batfag. Then you took some filly foolers meme pic and used that for your OP. Fuck off you baiting fuckwad.
>>30160869
You too.
>>30160885
hey Leaf.

>>30160963
You need to cool the fuck down and stop thinking that you're the boss who makes all the rules and stuff.

>>30160934
Oh good, I was about to link that while I ripped that logic apart too.
>>30160984
There isn't any rules am making, what the hell are you talking about? This thread is the real thread, the other was a shitpost.

The fuck is even going on, why are there so many threads and why arent the bats in their containment thread?

> Be Anon, traveling through the blue wilderness
> Yours is a divided people, given to cults and heresy, schisms and rioting
> For now, you follow the Code of ReGREt, a balm to the lonely soul
> It has led its members to many oasis of green, though doomsayers will always claim there is less than before
> It came to pass that the previous forerunner marked the path with a mildly heretical icon
> Lo, and it went unnoticed for some stretch of time, until zreelot raised his voice in autism
> And it came to pass, that many rose up and cried aloud and set their posts with their left hand
> A false shepherd went ahead and laid a barren trail, seeking to escape the cry and tumult of the ReGREtful
> Verily, he did post his icon in vain, for it had not a hint of the code about it, for all that the false shepherd cried repentance
> As the heretical icon fell behind, a green guide did post the most venerated and ancient icon of the dong ring
> Seeing this, the false shepherd cried all the louder, but the flock knew to bask in the glory and comfort of the shining ring
> And thus the nameless continue on, posting on the left hand and the right, seeking green with every step

>>30161014
The bat thing is a stupid joke and you should feel stupid about using it.

Are there really this many low functioning autists browsing RGRE or is it only two faggots arguing among themselves?

Can we get a janitor in here to delete all their trash please.

>>30161075
Well, I can tell you its at least two literally faggots, one of whom has an autistic hate for bats and threads more popular than their own. And a small handful of people trying to point out how stupid the two of them are. Otherwise, maybe.

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>yfw 'rgre is totally dead you guys stop posting look at all this shitposting I'm doing' but then two separate rgre threads can live simultaneously on their own from the raw power of our combined austim

There are lots of smug pony reaction images but I decided to use a bat for extra memes.

>>30161190
yer a cheeky one

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>>30161190
>salty flutterrape autist who continues to try and sink RGRE so people will totally come back to his general
go suck neb's cock some more and fuck off

>>30161230
I don't see any reason you couldn't have Flutterrape in RGRE, especially since, despite the name, there's very little actual 'rape' in Flutterrape.

Just the thirstiest, lewdest pegasus imaginable.

>>30161230
I don't think Flutterrape has anything to be salty over, other than being mostly barren.

>>30161230
Don't talk shit about your elders.

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>>30161407
that would be mlpg

>>30161414
That actually looks pretty badass as a pic.
>Anon on a reverse Equestria, kinda
>Must find the pure hearted mares of violence to save the kingdom from rebels
>Meets the first one running bar on a giant manticore
>Anon as the prince begs for her help
>She gets a far off look in her eyes
>>30161414

>>30161190
meme power to stronk.

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Just gonna say, it didn't matter what his reasons were. By not just sucking it up and hopping onto that older thread it extended the lifespan of the drama by at least a day or two. It's too late to do anything now but, Christ.

So is there any RGRE story where teen Anon is given 'the talk'?

>>30161615
It was a waste of space to begin with, shouldn't have been made in the first place, and its sole purpose was to split the thread. So, no, and the shit is over with, and that fake thread is about to auto sage. So just let it drop.

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So is all this drama over a fucking OP pic?

>>30161695
Autism is a terrible thing.

>>30161699
Not when it is weaponized.

>>30161646
I think Frosty might have one or two in the bin.
>>30161695
Just one of the faggots that RGM guy pointed out. He even went through and made a detective stint pointing out where they did their bullshit. Otherwise this is the right thread and people are done. Thoughts on this>>30161529

>>30161695
All this drama over one ass-clown who wouldn't stop sperging out and ree'ing about it.

>>30161795
Yup, I even put on a detective hat in the fake thread and pointed out even point he made and how stupid they were. But people are being stubbornly stupid at the moment, or just forgetting to sage when they reply.

>>30161849
every*

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What was that about bad advice columns someone mentioned earlier?

>>30161925
this?>>30160777
>>30160758

>>30161925
Yesssss

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>>30161963
I, uh... I was posting thread relevant content and writing a call-back to something that was said in the thread that was similar to what I was posting. This was to give the comic I posted a bit more impact, because people would be remembering the advice column stuff while simultaneously reading about advice column stuff.

It's like when standup commedians do a call-back joke.

I wasn't actually asking a question, I was just setting up the context.

This comic, for example is going to have less impact because I'm not priming anyone for it. It's also a lot more loose with the RGR ties, unless you view it through a sort of cucquean-like filter.

>>30162002
Oh, you were just setting up a joke, fucking awesome you went through with finishing it though. Why were you stuttering at the start of your sentence thinking it wasn't relevant content?

>>30162039
The stutter was because I thought it was awkward that I wasn't understood immediately.

>>30162002
>pic
>It was actually the first time they played Shining's favorite game
>Shiny is the biggest fucking nerd stallion in the world, and somehow also ridiculously cute.
>And somehow the Princess of Love got a hold of him
>Leaving all the nerdy mares to stew in envy that one of the few stallions they had a shot with is forever unattainable.

>That's the real reason Chrysalis chose Candyass to impersonate
>She's the Nerd Queen, and she was jealous as fuck.

>>30162049
No, it was understood that you were posting relevant content, what wasn't was the implied long term set up.

>>30162065
Yeah, that sounds about right.

Twilight's parents are freaky. Like super freaky. They do cosplay, roleplaying, bondage, all that shit. If Twilight ever knew just how freakalicious her parents actually were she would turn a much darker shade of purple. Now Night Light, being the awesome husband he is, wants to do something special for Velvet's birthday. So he takes her to a local bar and tells her she can pick out any stallion she wants to take home and Night will make it happen. In walks Anon...

>>30162110
This isnt a cuck thread anon

>>30162110
This is the set up of cuck shit, so no. Back to marital problems with you.

>>30162110
We already know that a "single woman has sex with multiple men" scenario is a lot easier to make happen in real life than a "one man with multiple women" scenario, so if anything, that's closer to normal gender roles.

>>30162120
>>30162126
>Cuck
I'm trying to make it like Night Light is setting up for a Ménage à trois actually

>>30162065
>"Bucking Princess Trixie Thundercunt, stealing the best nerd stallion there ever was. Why couldn't she pick some normie stallion supermodel like she's supposed to. She doesn't even *like* most of his nerdy hobbies. Why is *she* interested in *him*. It's not fair."

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>Be boxing Anon
>Hands are only good for destroying
>Literally everything you touch turns to trash
>Can barely make art
>Can't work tools, always break things
>Can't be trusted with anything delicate
>Mares all scared of you
>Stallions think you're a violent monster
>Make money through cage fighting
>Known worldwide for your one punch knock-outs
>Tonight's match was you against a burly minotaur lady from Mosscow
>Put your gloves up
>She laughs a little at you
>"Why do they let small male in cage with me? Is this jok-"
>One punch to the diaphragm and she is sent into the chainlinks on the edge of the ring
>You scoot forward slowly while she stumbles back up, breath knocked out of her
>As soon as she raises her gloves again you punch her into the chainlink again
>She doesn't get back up
>Win 10,000 bits
>Still ready for another match, crowd going wild
>Minotaur is drug out
>Gryphon walks in
>She gets a wimpy punch in on your side
>It almost hurt
>Send her flying into the edge of the cage, she sits limp
>Another win
>Crowd still going batshit over this
>A small teen dragon walks in
>Announcer actually announces for once
>"Tonight we have a challenger from a far off nation, put your hooves together for Embeeeeer!"
>Crowd cheers
>Announcer walks over to your corner
>"Ember will be facing the Equestrian Cagefighting League's 5-year, and counting, champion ANOOOON!"
>Crowd cheers, lots of BOOes mixed in too
>Bell rings
>Ember comes in and strikes you down
>Fall to the ground
>H-holy shit
>You stand up, no longer feeling gravity
>Duck under her next punch and hit her with an uppercut
>Don't give her any time to recover, start going to town with body blows
>She hits you again
>You saw your life flash before your eyes
>Almost piss yourself
>Get back up and punch Ember into the chainlinks
>Close in and hit her across the cheek
>Ember goes down
>Stays there
>Win again
>Take money, sign autographs, return to empty apartment
>Gently wrap up wounds
>Watch tv alone
>Fall asleep

>>30162197
>Cadence is actually kind of a bitch
>She wants Shining to stop playing his stupid nerd games and act like a normal stallion
>That's why she made sure to get pregnant
>He can't be a nerd if he's taking care of a foal, can he?
>Oh, and the games room has to go
"Flurry needs a bedroom, Shining, and this is the closest one to ours."
"Don't worry, I'll have the staff put your games in storage."
>Less than a day later, the crystal empire's thrift shops receive a huge donation of tabletop and roleplaying games

>>30162208
Huh, this shows promise.

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>>30162208
Time for some dragon loving.

>>30162223
>Flurry becomes just as big of a nerd as her daddy

>>30162223
That sounds very normal gender roles to me.

>>30162208
>Wake up on the couch, tv turned to power-saver and turned off
>It's late morning
>You crawl out of bed, feeling sore
>Make a protein shake for breakfast
>Skip the gym today
>Decide to go out
>Run into a fan or two
>Go by market to buy eggs, oats, rice, chicken, creatine
>Run into Fluttershy
>She doesn't even make eye contact
>It should hurt, just a little, but you're so used to it that it doesn't even bother you that much
>Mares talk to you if you're shopping, but it's because they have to
>So you don't say much to them
>It's much easier for them if all they have to say is the price of your purchase and nothing else
>Go to park, sit in silence and watch ponies do pony stuff
>See a few mares hitting on this twinky stallion across the park
>Think about that happening to you
>Don't even hope for it, it's essentially a fantasy
>Imagine a sweet pony coming up and talking to you
>She was interested in you
>Immersion level: dropping
>She just wanted to talk and you were the only one around?
>Immersion level: Stabilizing
>You didn't even have a visual, just a colorless blob sitting on the bench next to you
>It was a mixture of you not having any standards and not being able to even imagine a mare being interested in you
>A real neat feeling, your heart felt cold for a second
>Stop thinking about this mystery mare who'd stolen your heart by existing and talking to you once in a fake scenario
>Watch a squirrel in a tree instead
>Squirrels were cute

>>30162269
>>Imagine a sweet pony coming up and talking to you
>>She was interested in you
>>Immersion level: dropping
kek

What would be an equivalent of magic the gathering in Equestria?

>>30162269
>Skip the gym today
>Skip the gym
>Skip
Delet this.

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>>30162269
Fill the hole by becoming a monster hunter.

>>30162332
Slay dat dragon puss puss.

>>30162327
Technology The Inventing?

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>>30162348
I would. You can even literally ride her when she gets bigger.
Then you can become a monster hunting couple.

>>30162353
Technology the Division?

>>30162327
>>30162353
>>30162361

>Technology The Collection
>Technology The Convention
>Technology The Assembly
>Science The <something>

Would mares bring pictures of their kids to work and incessantly bug their coworkers about how cute their kids are?

>>30162578
I occurs to me that the RGRE version of RL moms saying they have the hardest job, would be replaced by stallions claiming being a dad is the hardest job.

Which on the one hoof, with herding, means even more housework (more messy mares to deal with) and more foals running around to wrangle.

But on the other hoof, it's still the mares who have to go through childbirth, so the stallions wouldn't have that to complain about anymore.

>>30162585
I bet Harshwhinny would coo at pictures of her kids when she thinks nobody is looking.

>>30162263
This.

>>30162645
Unless you take it to the extreme.
Cadance is the controlling, abusive wife (husband).
Makes her husband (wife) abandon all of his hobbies and cut off connections with his friends.
He must be the perfect gentlecolt..
Prim and proper at all times.
Speaks only when he's spoken to.
And when she's done with him, she realizes that by creating the perfect stallion, she killed the one she loved.

>>30162704
I know, I know.
MP is that way.
I'll show myself out.

>>30161795
>>30161849
>Still being this assmad and refusing to understand the situation and how it works with the OP
>"Hurr I'm a smart detective because I call everyone stupid"
You constantly going into full autism mode in the other thread and calling it fake every time even though there is literally nothing wrong with it just shows how damn retarded you really are.

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>>30162768
SHUT UP
THAT'S NO LONGER A TOPIC THE THREAD IN GENERAL IS INTERESTED IN.
STOP STOKING FIRES
LOOK AT THE CUTE MARELY PONIES
OR GET THE FUCK OUT
10/10 BAIT MADE ME REPLY

Give me names of stallions that you think are cunty, RGRE.

>>30162809
Blueblood is Schrodinger's Cunt

He easily lends himself to being a asshole

But I also really like the stories where he's actually a cool guy.

>>30162798
>LOOK AT THE CUTE MARELY PONIES
Everyone is trying to do just that in the other thread, but there you are throwing autistic fits just because some people wants the OP pic to be related to the general in some way; something you just can't get into your head.

Did Helianon ever finish that green about Anon building a house when stallions weren't allowed to own property?

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>>30162809
Hoity Toity is obviously a tremendous foal-molesting fruit, that prancing la la homopony.

>>30162870
Wait, I thought it was about stallions not being able to make serious purchases and/or purchases that could seriously hurt them without a mare present?

Or was that another green?

>>30162234
>>30162348
>>30162355
Dragons have a deep-seated instinctual fear of humankind. Former Dragonlord Ember never stood a chance when Anonymous showed up with a bunch of rope. It's said she didn't even fight it when he told her he was dragonlord now, and she was his consort.

Truthfully, she did - until Anonymous put her mouth to better use.

>>30162881
Possibly another green, although the initial premise is similar because anon wasn't allowed to buy property until he found a loophole. Eventually he and Twilight have a huge legal battle and where it last left off (as far as I remember) had Anon going to Canterlot to take a look at alicorn laws and Twilight writing to Cadence for some plan B. Then I stopped seeing updates of this story in the archive.

>>30162880
I don't mind homoponies.

>>30162964
Haemoponies
Ponies made of blood.
Twilight made ponies from Anon's blood by accident.
And now they want to go back.

>>30162798
>LOOK AT THE CUTE MARELY PONIES
>Not cute stallions too

>>30162223
>All is fine, until Anon calls him out for a night of tabletop games.
----
>Tonight's the big night.
>It's been a while since you've felt this happy.
>Your old high school buddy cum college roommate, Shining Armor was getting married tomorrow.
>The both of you have been planning his stag party for weeks.
>He's already got the green light from the missus.
>There's going to be snacks, drinks, Hyperspace Hyperwars, and that faggot Hoity that only plays Brothers of Battle.
>This is one of the rare social outings that you actually look forward to
>Picking up your cellphone, you dial Shining's house and wait.
>The receiver is picked up on the other end, and Shining's voice comes through.
>"Mi Amore residence, Shining speaking."
"Shining Armor. Are. You. Ready. To Partayyyyyy?"
>"Oh... Hi Anon."
>That doesn't sound good.
>"Anon, I..."
>His voice trails off on the other side.
>If you had to guess, he was being apprehensive about something.
"Hey, buddy, what's up?"
>Did something bad happen?
>Maybe Hoity cancelled?
>That's not likely, you talked to him yesterday.
>He was going on and on about how stupid the new primareis units were.
>Cold feet before the wedding?
>Unlikely, Shining always goes through with this descisions, for better or worse."
>"I don't think I'll be able to make it."
>Wait
>What?
"Whait? Bu- what? What happened?"
>"You know Cadence, right?
"Yeah I know Cadence. You're getting hitched to her tomorrow. What does that have to do with anything?"
>"Well, we, as a couple, came to the decision that I'm too old for those games.
>"It's about time I started acting like a proper husband. You know?
>"What was I thinking anyway, I'm getting married to a Princess. About time I grew out of my hobbies, right?"
>This is strange, just last week, Shining was all ready to kick some ass with his new Sludgenoid army.
"I'm sad to hear that. So what are you going to do tonight?"

>>30163145
Whoops, forgot my trip
--
>"Cadence called Gladmane and Blueblood over."
"Are you fuckin- Isn't Gladmane that faggot that beat you in the hallways and called you Swelling Armor?"
>"Yes, but Cadence promised me that he's changed, we're going to watch colt flicks and eat ice cream together."
"You don't like ice cream, and last I checked, you hate romance movies."
>"Well, ponies can change, Anon! Maybe I want to try new things!? Maybe I want to change myself!"
>Shocked by his outburst, you stay silent.
>"I'm... I'm sorry, I shouldn't have shouted."
"Can we at least play one last time?"
>"Blueblood and Gladmane are going to be here for the night, Anon. I don't think we'll have the chance."
"You can sneak out after Blueblood and Fagmane fall asleep. Please? For old times sake? Just the two of us."
>"..."
"Shining?"
>"I can't play Hyperwars anymore."
>The silence of those few seconds was deafening.
"What?"
>"Cadence... She donated all my stuff for me to the Manehatten House for Fillies.
>"I mean, it is for the best, you know? There's no way I would've let go of all that on my own.
>"A-And, It's for a good cause. Now those fillies can have toys.
>"I'm just a little sad she gave away my-my Sludgenoid D-Dominator too." Shining says, speaking between sniffles.
>"I spent so m-m-many hours painting the s-stupid thing after you gave it to m-me.
>"I w-w-wish she asked me about it before giv-giving it away.
>"But she said I would go ba- to my hobbies if I k-kept it.
>"And Cadence is always right." He says, breaking to tears on the other end of the phone.

>>30163153
>All these years of being his friend, you've come to learn that Shining is tough as nails.
>He used to stand up to bullies, take any sort of abuse and come out grinning, happy that he's done some good.
>But you've never seen him cry.
>No matter how hard things got, he would always keep his head high.
>That was what made you friends in the first place.
>Listening to him crying on the other end of the phone now is surreal.
>It's the whiny, stretched out type of crying, accentuated by the occasional hiccup.
>Common among children.
>You hate it.
"Shining."
>"Yes." He asks, sniffling.
"Hold tight. I'm coming."

>Hanging up, you pocket you phone.
>"Was that Shining Armor?" You wife asks, flipping the page on her Nerds Monthly magazine.
"Yeah. Hey, Chryssi."
>"Uh huh?"
"You feeling up for an abduction?"
>"Ooh, you naughty boy. Who are we taking this time?"
"You'll have to go alone on this one. I going to Manehatten to grab some toys from orphans."
--
And it's finished.
Still working on that zebra story, scout's honor.
I'm just a sucker for stories like this.

>>30163163
That fucking ending lol

>>30163163
And here I was expecting Chryssalis to already be there and be the one doing that shite to Shining.

Given that gender-changing magic is canon, albeit difficult, how would RGRE deal with gender dysphoria?

Would it be treated like the mental illness it is or would there be a zapping in store?

I'd imagine a mare-to-stallion zapping would be pretty much celebrated, but a stallion-to-mare zapping would be scorned, considering gender ratios.

>>30163228
If a mare wants to be a stallion, it's because she's a lazy dyke who wants the easy life.
If a stallion wants to be a mare, it's because stallionism has brainwashed him into a queer bull.

>>30160432
Would you do me a solid and put on a trip so I can hide your posts? You've already shat up one thread, I don't want to have to watch you shit up another.

>>30161020
>selah

>>30163145
>cum college roommate
>cum college

Makes sense that a faggot like anon would matriculate there.

>>30162823
I read a story where he was almost taught to be that way. He was a walking scandal, so that whenever something big happened in the news that the princesses wanted to cover up they just called him over to be an ass and distract them.

>>30160163
>Be Princess the first in Canterlot
>You and your silly alien friend are here because this is where you live.
>He lives here too now that you had an engineering division of the royal guard move the hill his house is built on onto mount Canterlot next to the castle.
>Fuck yeah absolute executive power
>Your alien friend is doing something silly with his grabbers
>He's got one of them shoved in his mouth and the other one is waving at you
>You laugh at it, how cute
>Then he falls over and stops moving
>Oh right, he's one of those species that needs to breathe to survive
"Shit."
>You grab him in your magic and pull out the rock that was blocking the air organs
>He's still not moving
>You shake him around a bit
>He's shat himself
>You know what this means.
>Your friend just died in front of you.
>The implications hit you like a piano hitting the ground after falling from a rooftop
>You can finally try out that necromancy kit you got for horse-christmas
>Soon you have the box open on the floor next to the corpse of your friend
>Following the instructions in the little booklet, you begin to draw the pictographs to channel mojo into Anon
>After the first few parts you end up having to pull off the clothes he insists on wearing
>Soon there are complex patterns in strategic locations all across his body
>You also draw a vulva on him while you're at it
>The next step is to insert a soul gem
>The blackish crystal takes a bit of force even after using some butter for lubrication
>Now that all the preperation is complete all that remains is to shoot some magic into him
>ZAP
>The drawings glow as magic is channeled through them
>Everything is going as it should and soon Anonymous is once more with you
"Welcome back, my silly apelien"
>"What's going on? Why does my ass hurt?"
>You just give him a big hug

>>30162223
>>30163163
>Demanding spouse give up their hobbies
>Throwing away their valued and treasured posessions
KILL HER

>>30162957
>Her mouth is now part of his new barbecue.

>>30163228
Believing you are the other gender just makes you crazy.
Merely wanting to be the other one is acceptable.
If gender changing is practical and safe, you could end up treating it more like we do hairstyles.

>>30160202
>Luna visits Zecora
>"What's up my zigger?"

>>30163593
>Blueblood is Prince of getting away with shit
>His job is to keep the others from ever having to face any negative consequences for their actions

>>30163623
Oh fuck me, Durnk. You owe me a new coffee.

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>>30162269
>You had a pretty strong urge to go fuck up their day
>You could probably pull the bench out of the ground if you tried
>Is a bench a good melee weapon?
>Would the bench break if you hit a pony with it?
>Maybe you should just stay here and be silently enraged
>Yeah, that sounds good
>Something came and sat next to you on the bench
>You turn your head slightly, neck hurting from sleeping on the couch
>"Hey." it was that dragon
>You stay silent for a moment
>You hadn't talked to anyone in a long time
>What did your own voice sound like?
"... Hey." you reply
>She crosses her arms and looks out at the park
>"So, you like fighting?"
>You don't reply for a second
"It pays the bills, I'm not good at much else." that was the longest string of words you'd said all year
>"Yeah, yeah. I wanted to do cagefighting because the travel was free and you're like a celebrity who beats up other, less famous, celebrities."
>You nod in understanding
>Ember stays quiet for a bit while that twink stallion walks by
>With an upturned nose, he snubs your attempt at a smile
>You were forced to remember that, outside of the diehard cagefighting community, you weren't liked
>You think about how easily you could break him in two
>Dick, he was lucky you were so reserved
>"I sure am glad I ran into you, I've been a huge fan for years."
"You've hears about me out in the Draconic Empire? Neat."
>"You're pretty popular there, my friends are all jealous I got into the ring with you."
>Ember scoots a little closer to you
>"Are you going to be doing anything tonight?"
"No."
>"We should go get something for dinner later. I'm not taking no for an answer."
"Okay."
>"Great, we're meeting at Joe's diner at 6."
"S-see you there."
>Ember got up and left in a hurry, mumbling something about send pie and getting noticed

>30162855
That other thread was made purely to shitpost faggot, you got caught, now fuck off out of here.

>>30163857
>send pie and getting noticed
I like where this train is going, this is a good train. Montage training scene of Anon trying not to freak out about getting a date when?

>>30163883
>Still implying that
That thread was made because some Anons don't want to see someone's bat OC being the OP for this general, and because that OC was a nobody who only those in the batpony general knows about, and because it was very anti-RGRE. Like using a pic of a gay stallion for the Guardmare thread.
You crying that it's a shitpost thread won't make it true.

>>30163163

Good Ending

>Anon got Shining's tabletop stuff back from the orphans, but bought them new sets just to not be a dick. Gotta pass the nerdiness down to the next generation after all.
>Chrysalis abducts Cadance and pretends to be her, getting a clear idea of how she usually acts to Shining
>Cadance isn't outright abusive, but she's a total Trixie Thundercunt. She wanted to get rid of all his fun nerd hobbies and turn him into a trophy husband she can parade around.
>When Twilight outs Chrysalis as an imposter, Chrysalis reveals what Cadance was doing.
>"She doesn't actually love him. As a changeling I would know. She tried to grind off everything that made him unique. He's a prize to her."
>Everyone else quickly turns on Cadance.
>The wedding gets called off altogether.

>30164003
Fuck off bait poster, the argument ended in the fake thread, deal with it. And stop bumping that thing, no one will use it.

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>>30164005
Best end, fuck that bitch...I miss the best filly.

>>30163623
>The implications hit you like a piano hitting the ground after falling from a rooftop
>You can finally try out that necromancy kit you got for horse-christmas

I like the kinda-horror-setting where ponies laugh about Anon's death, pain or mutilations because they have partial or complete cartoon physic and can't grasp the problem.

>>30164105
That was the truth, not bait, you retard.
>no one will use it.
Not now when a shitposter like you had an autistic fit and started throwing shit all over the place just because there are people who cares about the OP being relevant to the thread itself in some way.

>>30164196
Then keep your bullshit there and fuck off already.

Just a lurker coming out of hiding to show support of this thread by adding to the poster count.

Does RGRE have a Discord?

>>30164105
>the argument
You screaming that everyone is a samefag and an anti-bat troll and are doing it all just to shitpost isn't exactly an argument.

>>30164164

I mean. I don't think Shukaku would care if we did our own spins on Venus, maybe with a different waifu instead of Luna.

Or maybe green where Cadance isn't a bitch so she, Anon, and Venus are a happy family?

>>30164318
>Shukaku

wheres is shuk now?

>>30164216
Thanks
>>30164304
Unfortunately.
>>30164318
>>30164369
The world may never know.

>>30164373
Do you want to know?
Do you REALLY want to know?
Pets of Furries General on /trash/

>>30164369
I still lurk, just nameless. My creative drive has been shit lately.
>>30164318
Feel free, I don't mind as long as it's in character and not weird/hardcore fetishy.

>>30164461
I'm just happy you're still lurking around.

>>30164461
Speaketh the name of the Devil

and doth appear

>>30164460
PoFG is pretty comfy when it isn't a faux-rping shitbox

>>30164460
I don't believe that, and I don't want to spend any more time in trash then is necessary, but if its true then I am severely disappointed.

>>30163163
Pretty good. Nice little one-shot.

>>30163857
I like this 'one punch'-ish Anon X Ember green. Good setup and narrative. I look forward to reading more. Mind putting it under a trip to make it easier to find?

Ignore the bat-h8r Mr.b8r. Do not engage

>>30164461
Greetings Shukaku, I recently came across your Anon+Venus X Luna fic. I just want to say thanks for sharing it. It hits close to home and it truly touched me. Words cannot describe how much I love the story. I've re-read it from beginning to end a few times and I still go back and read random passages almost weekly. Again, thank you very much for such a wonderful piece of literature.

>>30164304
Yeah, there's is a discord. If you write for the thread enough for people to notice and you've established a pastebin, then you can pop BNW a request. Sometimes he finds you.

It's mostly used for proofreading, idea-pitching and other such spoilery stuff before officially dumping your green. It can also make it easier to manage your shit on the GDoc if you don't have permissions yet.

If you don't much care about that stuff then there's no real impetus to join desu. We mostly just shitpost and exchange pleasantries in between critiques and dumps.

>>30164709
And if you mention it enough, the angry man comes back and shits all over the place.
Speaking of, he should have showed up by now.

>>30164740
Its still a cancer, feeling the effects now actually.

>>30164692
Everyone is perfectly capable of ignoring things they don't like. Well, except you as you just demonstrated.

>>30164803
touché

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>>30164803
>Everyone is perfectly capable of ignoring things they don't like

senpai

>>30164885
>.jpg.jpg
>when you meme too hard

DD2 UPDATE WHEN
WHEN BNW
I KNOW YOUR READING THIS

>>30164709
Speaking of googledoc permissions, does the owner have their email up anywhere?

>>30164938
there won't be an update...
he's kill, sorry

>>30159707
>Daring done episode
>Daring Do is getting retired from adventuring
>Ahuizotl probably will retire with her
Will they turn the Dong Ring meme into canon?

>>30165157
Hopefully, also, the shitpost thread is still up. Its just the three stooges playing there now.

>>30165360
>Still trying to start shit over that
Will you just shut up already? The only one shitposting right now is you.

>Anon is a marriage therapist.
>Mares keep thinking that he is likely some touchy feely crap of a doctor.
>Stallions see him as a progressive male.
>Anon is actually competent and has saved marriages with his methods since pony problems are easy.
>Candace is amazed that someone is able to help ponies without a love lazor.
>When she seeks this famous love doctor, she thinks Anon is the secretary/eye candy.
>Something something RGRE.

>>30165511
For some reason I read "mirage" therapist at first glance.

Promising idea my only question would be shouldn't Cadence already know Anon is the doc being she's a princess of the realm 'n all?

>>30165555
Nice quads.

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>>30165511
Just a slight tweak

>Cadence is very patronizing to stallions
>she's started to have relationship problems of her own with Shining
>this is why she's seeking Anon out, though even she has trouble admitting that to herself
>after clearing up the secretary misunderstanding it becomes apparent the two are polar opposites when it comes to relationship advice
>things get a bit heated
>Cadence gets annoyed at this stallionist garbo and strikes a sore spot by asking if he has a mare
>Anon tries his best to avoid answering
>no one knew much about his personal life, because he kept to himself
>but eventually the truth comes out
>it doesn't surprise her, a janefilly like him who believes so strongly in independence is going to drive away the marely mares of Equestria in the long term
>of course, Cadence isn't one to let a colt go unloved and unprotected....
>she'll consider Anon's advice and as a client will award him a generous tip of 2k bits
>IF, and only if he gets married in three months time (his way)
>if not, she'll find a wife Twilight Spergle for him (her way)
>and if he says no to that?
>let's hope that secret doesn't leak and ruin his reputation/career
>in the mean time, Cadence and Shining will come in once a week for counseling but it's really just a front for Anon's "progress report"
>Game on

>>30165724
and thats how Cadance got punched in the face.

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>>30165724
> Cadence' face when she finds out Anon has a herd of marely mares.
Crossover with Trixie/Gilda/harshwhinny/etc. herd story when?

>>30165733
Agreed, let's not make Cadance bad at colts when she is specifically good at interpersonal relationships.
>>30165724
Retweak

> Cadance is unsurprised that a stallion would be so insightful about love matters
> She rather admires Anon's gumption in making a business that helps couples sustain their love
> She officially makes him her apprentice, only to find that he already knows most of what she would teach him
> Anon isn't complaining, because being an apprentice to the princess of love adds a great deal of authority to his dealings with clients
> Cadance tells him that there is one thing he must do to advance in his studies:
> Get married
> She learned a great deal about love by learning to live with and having a child with Shining
> Lessons one can only learn by doing
> He doesn't have to marry right away, but he should keep an eye out
> Meanwhile, Cadance has to return to her duties, but still sends the occasional mare his way if she thinks they might go well together

>>30165839
much better.

>>30165724
yeah, I like this idea. Could go as is or along with >>30165839 .

>>30165839
> Cadance tells him that there is one thing he must do to advance in his studies:
> Get married

Re-retweak
>Anon actually was married before getting pulled to Equestria
>Unsuccessfully married.
>Bitch left him with half of his possessions
>Part of why he is so good at what he does is personal experience.
>He prefers to keep quiet about it tho.
>Even tho Equestria is not as ruthless as Earth, hes still weary of trying to find a significant other to grow old with, scared to make the same mistake.
>Too bad Pretty Pink Pony Princess wont stop pestering him about it.

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That career sinking secret needs to be even more embarrassing and reputation ruining

>Anon lied that he had a waifu
>everyone up until Cadence bought it
>created a name, appearance, and background for her
>even wrote as her in some magazine's couples column a few times
>this is going to make searching for a wife even harder
>you're not publicly single and even accounting for herds any mare you meet will want to meet the alpha of the herd
>if this gets out you'll implode into a pile of soggy spaghetti that would put Twilight to shame

>>30164953
[email protected]
Send me your pastebin and with a google email.

>>30166057
>pic

>What do I do whatdoido?!
>Stallions are crying
>I don't know how to deal with this
>If it was just Shiny I could figure something out
>But there's two of them
>They're feeding off of each others misery
>It's like a vortex of tears over there
>I don't know how to handle this!

>>30164938
ugh FUCK fine let me get out from behind the couch... ass.

DD2 will happen/is happening, for realsies. I just got some stuff to do beforehand - like, life stuff. But I always lurk, always.

>>30166270
My question is, what were you doing behind the couch?

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>>30163163
>"You feeling up for an abduction?"
>>"Ooh, you naughty boy. Who are we taking this time?"
>"You'll have to go alone on this one. I going to Manehatten to grab some toys from orphans."
ded

>>30166324
Performing elevator maintenance

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It's time boys. A little bat themed present just for you and the resident bat hater—a Night Major succupon update.
It's actually pretty much straight porn with a non-bat in this part of the story though. Sorry?

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>>30166466
>Be Anon

>Shoeshine gave you a friendly smile as she walked past the front of your desk.
>>“Hey, Anon. Is Ruby really making you stay late?”

>Your skin felt like it was smoldering, your heart beating in your chest.
>You’d eyefucked that little blue mare up and down and she hadn’t a clue.
>A shudder ran up your spine as the image of her bent over your desk flashed through your head.
>It was so easy to see her being fingerfucked into oblivion by you—no hope of escape till you had your fun.

“Y-yeah, she’s just doing… whatever.”

>>”Ha, well, you’ll make out okay I bet. Good luck,” she said and turned to head out.

>You made a half-hearted attempt to not stare at her perky plot as she trotted on out.
>Your fingers dragged against the wood on your desk, peeling off small shavings and leaving gash marks as you watched her go.
>You wanted to pounce and hear her squeal.
>Shoeshine turned the corner and the heat subsided.
>A long sigh escaped your lips and you fell back into your chair.
>That was the last employee mare to head out for the day.
>That meant no more mares coming up to you… for now.

>What happened today?
>It was like being a teenager again.
>But surrounded by naked women with big butts in every class.
>Were you just… that pent up? Have you been so busy you didn’t notice until your brain got sick of it?
>You hummed to yourself.
>No, you’d been around mares before and they never seemed this… lewd.
>This wasn’t normal.
>Something was up.

>You glance over to your paperwork pile, a mere fraction of it done.
>The day had been distracting.
>You could see a doctor tomorrow.
>For now, you had a job to do.

“Just focus. You’ve got one more hour to go. It’ll be easy…” you said, picking up a freshly inked pen.

--

>>30166466
DICK IS READY!

>>30166466
HE IS LIV. HUZZAH!

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>>30166476
>You glanced up after who knows how many forms and noticed it was well past time to go.
>There were still a lot more orders and scheduling bits for you to set up for Ruby, but today didn’t seem like the type to be productive.
>Better give her a heads up at least.
>Ruby had a soft spot for you, so she’d wouldn’t fire you, just be disappointed.
>Didn’t feel good but hey… take what you can get.

>You sighed and got to your feet, walking to Ruby’s office door.
>The handle turned and you walked into a dimly lit room.
>Ruby looked to be on the phone with someone, facing away from the door, so you closed it quietly.

>”Oh, you’d like that, wouldn’t you, dirty little colt.”

>You paused.
>What…?
>Who was she talking to like that?

>”I’d love ride you allll night, you naughty little…” Ruby said in a low, husky tone.
>She trailed off and let out a moan.
>”Tell me… nnnnhhh… tell me how you want to me fuck you.”

>A call-girl service?
>Or I guess this would be like a call-colt line.`
>You took a step forward, your breathing picking up.
>Ruby wore thigh high socks and slid a hoof across her crotch, back and forth.
>Her legs twitched and she shuddered and moaned, letting out breathy gasps as she whispered dirty talk into the phone.

>You stopped mid stride.
>You should leave… no, YOU HAVE to leave, or you might do something you’d regret.
>As pent up as Ruby was, and despite the number of times she’s come onto you, it just wouldn’t be right to intrude like this.
>God though… you’d been so pent up all day.
>It was taking everything you had to not go over there and fuck her senseless.
>You clenched your hands and used all of your willpower to turn around and take a step toward the door
>Don’t think about screwing your cute, sexy little boss, Anon
>Head out before you lose your cool and—

>”Say my name honey… say my name, Nonny you slut”

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>>30166482
>Something cracked inside you and the last of your willpower crumbled.

--

>Be Ruby Shine.
>Celestia above, this was so naughty, and you loved it.
>Wearing thigh-highs in the office always made you feel especially sexy.
>You let out a coo as you imagine your secretary going to his knees in front of you just from your clothings sex appeal alone.
>Someday, you’d seduce that colt, but for now, call-colts would have to do with roleplay.
>It was your favorite way to unwind after the day when you felt extra kinky.
>And boy, with the way Anon worked his collared shirt today, and the way his feverishness looked like a blush…
>You bit your lip, nearly drawing blood.

”Ohhhh, mama wants to give the naughty secretary a spanking,” you said into the phone.
>>”Mmm, just like that Miss—”

>The line clicked and went dead.
>As you turned to look at the receiver a hot whisper hit your ear from the other side.

“Well…. What do we have here?”

>Your skin turned cold and your pupils shrunk to pinpricks.
>Oh dear Celestia above…
>A hand came to rest on your shoulder, the other taking the phone from your stiff hooves and placing it back on the stand with a short jing.
>Your mouth felt dry and you couldn’t even make yourself turn around to face him.

“I-I… Anon, I just, um. I thought you’d gone home already.”

>His arm came to wrap around your chest, the fingers splaying out and digging into your tuft.
>You stifled a mewl, fighting your already sensitive skin.

“I may have been mistaken but that sounded like role-play phone sex, mm?” he said.
“And whose name did you call out over the line?”

>”Anon, y-you must have misheard. It wasn’t anything—”

>He gave your ear a light nibble and this time you couldn’t restrain your voice.
>You’d gotten yourself too revved up.
>He withdrew his hand, giving you some relief.
“Tell the truth, Ruby.”

“I… I said… nnny”
>You mumbled the name.

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>>30166492
>His teeth grazed against the side of your neck, while he roughly grabbed again at your tuft.
>You shuddered, instinctive fear and arousal mixing together.
>”I didn’t hear you.”

”I…”
>Your ears lay back.
>He was going to hate you.
“I had him say he… was you.”
>He didn’t say anything.
>Your heart thumped like a hammer in your chest as the seconds ticked by.
“I’m s-sorry… I just… I don’t know what I was thinking. If you hate me, I understand.”

>He leaned down and nuzzled into the top of your mane.
>“I don’t hate you, Ruby. I’m not even mad.”

“Disappointed then?”

>”Hmm… a little bit. But I know you have your urges. I think you’ve just been wound up for far too long.”

>That was probably an understatement.
>You weren’t a bad looking mare but your age made it hard to compete with the yearlings sometimes.
>Bars and clubs just weren’t your strong suit anyhow.
>You were more of the type of mare to take a colt out to a nice restaurant or local ball, then head to your penthouse and relax by the fire with a nice vintage.
>Ride them ‘till they can’t think.
>...after at least a few dates.
>Gentlemare in the streets, beast in the sheets.
>It was so hard to find a good stallion that way though.
>Too many gold diggers.

>You wanted more than anything to do everything and more for Anon, but he denied you every time.
>All he did was tease.
>Anon, your personal assistant, leaning over your desk with his perfect collared shirts…
>The slight bulge in his pants that sat at eye level, teasing every mare he passed…
>His friendly, pretty smile melting your heart and making you ache to hold him in your hooves…
>He lit a fire in you.
>You wanted to have him under your desk every time you saw him working away.
>Celestia above, it was too much being around him day in and day out.
>It was perverse, but what red-blooded mare doesn’t have those kinds of fantasies?

>>30166492
Ulright, as usual I messed up dialogue arrows so the colors aren't right. Just keep that in mind. Context is clear enough to understand and I'll check closer as I post.

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>>30166506
>You sighed.
“Y-Yeah, I’ve been… pent up. For some time. I wanted more than anything to treat you like the prize you are and maybe… part of me also wanted to… make love to you.”

>“Make love to me?” he said, twirling a finger in your mane.
>“That doesn’t sound like the type of language you were using on the phone.”

>You bit your lip and winced.
>He wanted you to come clean.
“I wanted to…”
>You let out a deep breath and closed your eyes.
“I wanted to fuck you senseless, okay?”
>You winced, waiting for the slap.
>When none came you kept on, a slight stutter in your voice, both from arousal and fear of what he’d think of you.
“Day in and day out, you’ve been driving me crazy. I don’t even know what to do anymore because you won’t give me a chance! I’m serious, you know! Sorry… I know I should have more self control but you don’t know how hard it is sometimes.”

>He seemed to think a moment, then stepped back away from you.
>Your heart sank like a rock as his hands left you.
>You heard his footsteps head out and the door clicked behind you.
>A pit formed in your stomach and you sank back into your chair.
>Well… that was that.
>Even if he wasn’t interested, it felt good to get it out there in a way.
>Not like you didn’t tell him half as much every day with your body language and thinly veiled dinner or lunch proposals, but now he knows you’re a total pervert.
>But did you really stand a chance with a bombshell like him in the first place?
>You snorted.
>No… who were you kidding.
>You were past your prime, filly.
>Maybe tonight you’d hit the good scotch...

>”Sure”

>Your ears perked up.
>What…?
>You slowly turned around, your heart beating fast even as you told yourself not to hope.
>There, unbuttoning his shirt, stood Anon.
>You opened your mouth to speak but all that came out was an squeak as your eyes bulged.

“Anon… what are you…?”

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>>30166528
>”I locked the door. You said you wanted to have sex. I’m saying yes,” he said with a knowing smile. “Why are you looking at me like that?”

>T-This colt.
>Once a tease, always a tease.
>You might have to teach him a lesson about that.
>Right now though, you could barely think straight as you watched Anon strip.

>You could see it in his eyes… he wanted to set you ablaze with desire.
>Anon shed his shirt, giving you that sexy, confident smile that made you melt.
>He reached down to his belt, unclasped the buckle and kept coming toward you, one foot after another.
>Celestia, you were so wet, so close to the edge already from before.
>But still, Anon kept his same pace—simmering you like fresh meat—a wolf eyeing his prey.
>He pushed his pants down and stepped out of them along with his shoes.
>With a lick of his lips, he slid down his socks and he came to stand a foot away from you.
>Your eyes widened at the bulge beneath the final, thin piece of fabric between the two of you.
>Anon hooked his thumbs around his boxers but stopped, and you let out a whine.

>Your hooves reached out on instinct, trying to pull his shorts free so you could finally view your prize.
>He stopped you.
“Anon… please,” you said, feeling out of breath already.
>You squirmed in your chair, wanting him more than anything else.
>You needed that cock NOW.
>This teasing was driving you insane.

>He chuckled and shimeyed the boxers back and forth on his hips.
>“Alright. You’d waited long enough I suppose.”

>Anon pulled down on his shorts and his cock arced out, slapping you in the muzzle.
>Your nostrils flared and your eyes opened wide as his scent filled you.
>The realization finally hit you fully.
>This was really happening… H-HOLY TARTARUS, THIS WAS REALLY HAPPENING?
>You had dreams about this every week nowadays.
>And here… right now… you were going to get to screw Anon.
“Ohh, sweet deities,” you whispered.

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>>30166547
>Words failed you as you felt the hot throbbing member against your face.
>Celestia, you knew you wanted to fuck him, but with his musk invading your senses, it had become a whole new level of desire.
>You needed this.

>”What do you want to do Ruby? You weren’t so speechless with the stallion on the phone.”

>You looked up at him, a burning in your chest surging when you met his eyes.
>Your mouth opened once and closed again before you found your voice.
“I want to taste you. I want to shove your whole length down my throat and gag on it.”

>He took a small step back, his phallus coming off your nose and hanging in front of you.
>Anon gently put a hand in your mane, applying a small bit of pressure to urge you toward him.
>”Go ahead.”

>You licked your lips.
“Oh~ yes please.”
>You leaned forward, feeling like you were in a dream as you opened your mouth.
>A small droplet of pre met your gaze and you watched as it swelled then dripped down, traveling across the underside of him.
>You drew your tongue across his shaft, eagerly lapping it up.
>The moment you took it into your mouth a heat rippled through you.
>You let out a small gasp and clenched your thighs as a spurt of mare juice hit your chair.
>A strange, pleasurable warmth collected in your center and your eyes glazed over for a moment while you stared at his stallionhood.
>Your whole being focused in on his member, and you leaned forward, rubbing your cheek up against it and moaning.
>It throbbed and you could feel his body heat through your coat.
>The musk was overpowering now.
“M-mouth… now please.”

>He nodded.
“Go ahead, my naughty little bossmare.”
>You shuddered and enveloped him immediately.
>He let out a breath and you felt a surge of glee.
>This colt’s voice was addicting.
>Pulling back a few inches, you sucked hard.
>A wet slurping sounded out as you popped back off his head and giggled.

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>>30166556
>“Ruby, you… you’re really good. That feels amazing”

>Butterflies flew in your stomach and you smiled.
“You haven’t seen anything yet, hun.”

>You drove back down his length, this time aiming to take every inch.
>It was a bit show offy but this colt brought that out in every mare.
>Slowly, agonizingly, you pushed forward, your lips spreading wider around his length.
>You placed your hooves on his thighs and leaned forward.
>Small gagging noises came from your throat every so many inches as you adjusted to his length.
>You’d never taken anything this thick in your throat before… he was just so much larger than you.
>It was exciting.
>A shiver ran through you and you moaned onto his cock
>You relished watching Anon stiffen and let out a grunt as the vibrations rolled through him.
>Yeah colt… Ruby’s gonna make you remember this.
>You shot your tongue out underneath, lapping at the underside as you began to bob on his member.
>Short coughs and gags rang out as you drove him deeper and deeper with each trip.
>You met his eyes, and felt a surge of happiness in your chest when you saw a lust burning in his gaze.
>Lust that was focused straight on you.
>You picked up the pace, shoving your face down on him, nose coming inches from his groin.
>He groaned again as you forced yourself down to the hilt and held yourself there.
>You held your breath, moving your tongue as best you could with what little clearance where was and trying to gulp down on him.
>Anon placed his hands on your head, gently combing his wonderful fingers through your mane.
>“Ruby, ah…”

>You tail wagged behind you.
>Pleasing this amazing, wonderful stallion felt so good, so right.
>You’d give him the world if you could… but you also wanted to show him what he’d done to you—what all this pent up frustration looked like.
>That’s right colt… you did this to me.
>You made your boss into horny little mare and now she was gonna show you what it was like.

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>>30166586
>You threw your head back and took a deep breath, then gave his wet cock a kiss on the tip.
>Your breath came in heavy pants and you looked up at Anon.

>”You okay?” he asked.

“Yeah, no problem. Just a little out of breath.”
>That was a bit of a lie.
>Your nethers had been screaming at you to take care of your need since you saw him this morning.
>After phonesex, and getting to actually taste him…
>Anon studied your face and looked down at your pussy.
>The chair was soaked and you had been winking for some time now.
>He smiled that sultry smile.
>“Ruby,” he said, sounding like a parent. “I think somebody wants to get to the main event real bad.”

>You blushed.
“Oh-h. No? I wouldn’t be much of a gentlemare if I didn’t…”
>”Shh,” he said, putting a finger to your lips. “Be honest.”
>You frowned and looked up at him, tapping for forehooves together.
>“Tell me what you want, Ruby”
“Anon I…” you said, the heat in your marehood burning for attention. “I want to ride you. I want to fuck you—on my desk. Please, I can’t take it anymore. Just let me take care of you.”

>“I don’t usually let girls do all the work…”
>Anon smirked, putting a hand to your face and tenderly rubbing your cheek.
>”But if that’s what you want.”

>Anon moved over to your desk and laid back giving you ‘come hither’ eyes.
>You couldn’t move fast enough.
>You clambered on top of the desk, breathing erratic, arousal so thick you had trouble seeing straight.
>His member lined up against your lower lips and you shivered.
>You closed your eyes and hesitated, taking a moment to cement this moment in your mind.
>It felt so good rubbing against his member.
>You wanted to slow down and cherish the feeling, but you were so close already.
>Your endurance wasn’t the best, and you wanted more than anything to please him.
>Being a quick shot wasn’t acceptable here.
>Concentrate filly… this colt deserves your best.

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>>30166600
>You gasped as you lowered yourself onto him.
>A few inches down and pleasure spread through your core and up your spine.
>You arched your back letting out a moan and felt your strength leaving you.
>T-Too much…!
>You grit your teeth, legs quivering under you as the feeling of him sliding into you threatened to overwhelm you.
“Ah… I can’t…”

>Two hands moved up and supported you by your underarms, stopping you from plunging down on his member in one go.
>”It’s okay, Ruby. I’ve got you.”

>You bit your lip, shame bubbling up in you.
“Um… I’m sorry. I’m just so close already. L-lower me please. Slowly. I can take over from there. I promise.”
>He nodded and lowered you, inch by inch.
>Your voice rose, eyes widening as you felt his cock spreading you, deeper and deeper.
>He was so far… you’d lost track as your lips clenched around him.
>More… you needed more.
>You wanted to yell out and have him shove you down onto his cock, but you bit a hoof and held on.
>Despite yourself, you couldn’t help rotating your hips forward and back.
>Your orgasm roared at the gates, a fraction of a second away.
>There was no way you’d be able to hold it back… it felt too good.
>You felt your hips meet his and your eyes rolled back.
>He was so deep… filling you so much.
>You could feel his hardness, rubbing up against your slick, soft walls.
>Pleasure surged up through your center and your eyes widened.
“Oh! Ohh no, Celestia, I’m gonna…!”
>Sparks burst in your mind as your muscles spasmed.
>The dam broke and you felt white-hot pleasure crash over you like a tidal wave.

“Anoooooon!”
>A blast of marecum splashed across his waist and your desk.
>Your legs shook and you fell forward, gripping around his torso for dear life.
>You thrashed and cried, feeling your mind nearly go blank with pleasure.
>It felt like it lasted an eternity, but eventually you felt yourself returning and blinked open your eyes.
>Anons hand ran through your back fur as he peppered your snout in kisses.

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>>30166609
>“There you go Ruby… all better.”

>Your eyes shot open as you realized you’d not only came first but also within the first few seconds.
>A blush spread across your snout and your inner eyebrows turned up.
“A-Anon, I’m sorry!” you said, trying to catch your breath. “I… didn’t mean to! I just… have been so pent up today… and the phone call… I was already—”

>He craned his neck up and gave you a peck on the nose.
>The colt giggled and wiped the post-orgasm tears from your face.
>“Ruby, I’d have screwed you sooner had I known you’d be this cute.”

>H-Holy sun…
>You smiled, a warm feeling spreading through you.
>He didn’t even care...
>This colt was too good for this world.
>Still, you had to do better.
>He deserved the best—a mare had to please her stallion.
>This may be a one time thing but you wanted to make sure he remembered it for a long time.
>M-Maybe if you did good it might not be a one time thing…
>You stomach did a flip at the thought of showing him to your parents.

>“Are you tired? Do you want me to take over?”

“No!” you said, louder than intended.
>He gave you a look.
“Uh, no, Anon,” you said. “I can do this. Just leave everything to me.”

>He stared for a moment, searching your face for something, but laid back.
>Okay… you have a few more chances before you start getting loopy and tired.
>Probably…
>As long as the orgasms weren’t too strong.
>... like that last one.
>You may be a quick shot but it’ll be fine if you can at least go a few times, right?
>That was just as good as going for the usual time… right?
>You sighed.
>Get with it Ruby—you have a colt’s world to rock.

>You took a breath and started moving up his member.
>Your eyes shut and you suppressed a squeak.
>It still felt amazing, but having came a moment ago let you stay in control.
>... for now.

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>>30166623
>You reached the apex and pushed back down, this time unable to stop your voice.
>Your hooves moved across Anon’s torso, seeking for some sort of purchase, anything to keep you feeling steady.
>Your breath came in hot pants as you began to pump, doing your best to pace yourself and keep a rhythm.
>Anon groaned under you and your heart lept in your chest.
>“Ruby, ah… this is…”
>A smile grew on your face.
>Yes! This was working.

“Yeah… talk to me colt. T-Tell me, haah, how you want i-ah. H-How you want it.”
>You ground your hips forward, fighting against the steadily rising fire burning in your loins.

>Anon’s breath picked up and you were rewarded with an errant gasp here and there.
>Your ears burned hot at the sound and you arched your back.
>A familiar tingling sensation started up in your groin and you slowed a fraction.
>Shoot, you were getting close already!
>Come on filly, don’t cum.
>Keep it up for a little while longer and you’ll get to feel his hot white c-cu—
>You let out a whine, slowed your pace, and held yourself above his member, not daring to plunge back down.
>Sweat ran in small drops down your coat, dripping across his exposed body, making Anon glisten under you.
>Just a few seconds to catch your breath and cool down.
>You closed your eyes and let math problems flow through your head.
>Three times three was nine… eighteen times three was… sixty four? No, fifty four.

>Two hands grasped your plot and you let out an unmarely noise.
“A-Anon! What are you...?”

>He smirked up at you and kneading his fingers into your flesh.
>C-Celestia that felt nice…
>”You look close,” he said in a singsong voice.

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>>30166639
>You gave him a sheepish smile.
“J-Just a little. I only need a breather. Can you please let go of m-my butt? It’s not helping, nnnf.”
>“Oh but I like the faces you’ make for me when I play with your ass.”
>Anon squeezed, pulled you apart then let your cheeks slap back together.
>You felt the tip of his member line up against your entrance and probe into your folds.
>Your hazy mind gave you only a flicker of warning before he shoved his hips up into you.

>Your pupils dilated and you let out a cry.
“AHHH!! Anon, please! I can’t hold back if you—”
>He dropped his hips then plunged back into you, making your plot shake as he held you in place.
>Your front hooves gave out on you and you fell into his chest.
>Anon leaned up and whispered into your ear.
>“Let me take the lead here, Ruby. I think you’ll like it.”

>He held your ass and forced himself back into you over and over, your eyes starting to roll back.
>Fresh tears sprung to your eyes as you tried your best to hold on to him, grasping for any sort of purchase as you felt another wave of pleasure surging toward you.
“Nnnn. Anon… I’m sorry… I’m g-gonna cum! I can’t stop!”

>”Cum then, Ruby. Let me hear you scream.”

>He could feel you gripping around his shaft and doubled his efforts, pounding your marehood.
>You were so close.
>There was no way you could hold it back a second longer.
>Anon hilted into you, let out a grunt, and you flew over the edge.
>You screamed and came, blasting marejuice across him and your desk once more.
>Your legs shook and you buried your face into his chest as he rotated his hips, grinding a pleasure spot deep inside you, driving your orgam further and further.
>His warmth and motions sent sparks through your insides as you held onto him and felt your mind go blank.

>>30166651
>Eventually you came down, muscles giving out, as you fell limp in his grip.
>Anon lowered his hips, letting his member slide out of you, then lowered you onto his torso.
>You squirmed, wanting to feel more of him against your coat, panting hard, exhausted and dizzy.
>The both of you were covered in sweat, and you could feel your marehood leaking small drops onto him, smearing him with the scent of your sex.

>You buried your face into his chest, not daring to look him in the eye.
>The feeling of failure spread through you as your skin turned cold, souring the afterglow.
“Celestia Anon, I’m so sorry,” you said, unable to hold back a sob. “I couldn’t hold back. I’m such a quick shot.”

>He lifted a hand and gently ran it through your back fur, nuzzling into your mane.
>”Shh, none of that. You did fine.”

“Noo,” you whined.
>Petting when you didn’t deserve it made you feel so much worse.
“Anon stop. I came twice, and I couldn’t even make you cum once! And don’t you give me that ‘I don’t have to cum’ nonsense. I know you’re pent up too.”
>Anon grimaced.
>You could tell by his expression he wanted argue, but you could feel his member on your belly, still throbbing with need.
>His heart still beat hard and you could feel him twitch as you breathed, your stomach fur pressing against his member.
>You both knew how bad he had it still.

>Anon probably didn’t think you had it in you anymore… and wanted to console you.
>This colt… was way too pure for you.
>You gritted your teeth.
>Come on, Ruby, this poor colt is being so damn nice to you.
>If he were like any of the others, he’d have walked out and slammed the door in your face the first time you messed up.

>>30166662
>You were dizzy, exhausted, sensitive as all tartarus, and in need a good cuddle session, but you had a perfect 10 colt that needed you to be a mare and get him off.
>You reached to your side and tried to push yourself up.
>Your forehooves wobbled and you fell back down with a little ooph, your chest rising and falling.
>It was no good.
>After cumming twice as hard as you had, you didn’t have the energy to get up, much less ride him.
>You peeked up at him through your bangs and bit your lip.
“Anon I uh… I don’t know if I can go again.”

>He merely tilted his head to the side and stared back.
>You scrunched.
>For his libido, Anon sure could be innocent and cute.

>“I was actually thinking I’d take the lead and be on top. You can just relax and I’ll do the work.”

>Your tail twitched.
>Oh...
>That was certainly different.
>You were tired as all equis, but without a refractory period, you could theoretically let him go at it till the sun came up.
>You bit your lip and shivered at the thought.
>Hooo, filly.

>Anon lifted you off his chest and swapped places with you, gently placing you belly up on the desk.
>You looked up at him and fidgeted with your forehooves, no doubt looking like a nervous mess at this point.
>You felt something firm rub up against your lips, and glanced down to see his cock, standing tall, shining with your juices.
>His hips drove forward against your sensitive folds, forcing out a squeak from you.
>He pushed in again, and you felt the pleasure start to build once more.

>You swallowed and looked up at him, feeling a bit intimidated.
>This position didn’t give you a whole lot of control.
>That was new to you.

>He looked at you with a worried expression and stopped moving.
>“You okay, Ruby? You look a little nervous.”

>>30166673
>Sweet sun above, Anon, of course you were nervous.
>You wanted a chance at keeping this colt so badly it hurt, and you’d done a terrible job of pleasing him so far.
>E-Even if he’d been so nice about it, you want him to feel good.

“Go ahead, Anon. I can handle it,” you said, not sounding nearly as confident as you should.
>He smiled down at you and leaned in to kiss your forehead.
>You felt a fresh blush start on your cheeks.

>”Hmm, I don’t know if I’m convinced you’re ready just yet,” he said with a small smirk.
>He rolls his hips, gliding his member across your entrance.
>You shivered.
>Ooh, he was such a damned tease!
>Why’d he have to do this with you.

>He kept going, sliding across your lips as you started to wink against him.
>Your breathing quickened and you let out small gasps as the pleasure built.
>You arched your hips forward, but he pushed them back down with a hand, keeping his own pace.

“Ugh, Anon, please.”

>”You had your turn, Ruby,” he said reaching a hand up and gently petting your cheek.
>”But if you really want me to get right to it, you have to ask.”

“What? I have to ask you to rut mee-aah?”

>He chuckled a bit at your outburst and leaned down close to your ear.
>“Not ask. Beg.”

>Your eyes widened and your forehooves went to your chest.
“Oh… wow, um. That’s a little embarr—”
>He thrust again.
“Ahaaaaannnnn, sundammit please just fuck me already!”
>He chuckled and gave you kiss on the cheek.

>”Hold onto something.”

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>>30166466
OH SHIT NIGGA

I KNEW THE DISTRESSED BATS WOULD WORK

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>>30166683
https://pastebin.com/A81G7EAC

There's the paste for anyone who might want to catch up and get some context. I need to be clear right now that while I think you guys were overdue for some bat pon love, I'm in the middle of another story and I'm trying hard to finish one at a time. I've read in this community for years and that's a really shitty part of /mlp/ which I want to fight against. Little Umbra is still going to be on hiatus for a while as a result of that.

I love reading your comments so feel free to drop criticism or compliments. This is sorta my first clop attempt in years so I'd like to know if it was hot or not also.

>>30166718
Just glad to get a green drop from you and that you haven't abandoned your story. It is a really interesting premise with the bats and I'm hoping for more, lots more.