RGRE: Reversed Gender Roles Equestria

>>30142363
Why is her mouth open, but I can't hear anything? Hold on, gotta go check on my dogs, they're yelping and barking for some reason.

>>30142381
Oh wait, it's my asshole.

Haha time for AiE

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>when you have a below average GPA but are effortlessly accepted into Equestria's best uni through affirmative action thanks to being both male and an endangered species

>>30142529
>When you fuck your way through the professors to get out of having to study.
>Twilight's mother is a professor at the college.
>You're now a homewrecker, but don't care, got laid.

>>30142613
No remorse to be had
https://derpibooru.org/1443217

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Yeeeah baby, work that grill.

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>>30142676

>>30142672
God damn how can one milf be so fucking hot?

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>>30142933
>Today is your birthday.
>Coco Pommel has really gone overboard with throwing you a party.
>There's a lot of ponies in your house.
>Actually,she invited a lot of mares...
>You really need to get more stallion friends.
>No homo.
>Currently, you're sitting on the couch wearing the stupid party hat that was strapped on your head.
>It's shaped like a unicorn horn.
>Isn't this lewd or something?
>Speaking of lewd, Twilight Velvet is sitting beside you.
>This fucking mare always makes you uncomfortable.
>And she always seems to be tipsy.
>Like right now.
>She's a little too close and a little too far down her mug of cider.
>Where is her husband?
>"How old are you now, Anon?"
"Like twenty-something."
>You look around for Coco.
>"Still so young... Back in the day, I would have shown you why they call me 'velvet'."
>She chuckles and takes a swig from her cider.
>You cringe and take a long drink from your own mug.
>How is no one else hearing this?
>Twilight Velvet leans closer, her cider breath tickling your nose, "It's my pussy. It's like velvet. Get it?"
>You lean away and adjust your tie uncomfortably.
"I think I see Coco! Excuse me!"
>You get up and hurry off into the party, looking for Coco.

>You are Twilight Velvet.
>It's always fun teasing Anon.
>You take a drink and stare at his ass as he hurries away back to his beta marefriend.
>How'd she manage to pull some quality ass like that?
>Anon would be better off with your daughter.
>You're happily married, but you would honestly douse Anon's face in your cum if you weren't...
>Well now you're all worked up.
>You get up to go find your husband and make him take care of this winking in the bathroom.
>Fucking Anon.

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>>30142670

>>30142363
>Autistic bat OC
>Batmeme EEEEEEEE
This isn't the Batpony general. Fuck off to your own goddamn thread instead of shoving your autistic batcancer into everything.

Can someone make the real new thread?

>>30143426
How about you eat shit ;)

>>30143097
I'm really liking these Coco shorts.

>>30143471
You fags already killed the Mothpony general by constantly shoehorning your shit into it.

>>30143615
honestly, who gives a shit about OPs pic?
nothing changes?

>>30143638
Nothing really does. Kinda shitty that someone impersonated Nof to try and make this troll thread stick though. He's not too happy that he needs to find his trip now.

>>30143097
LEWD

>>30143638
It is literally someone's OC from a completely different general that has nothing to do with RGRE, and it has nothing in it that is remotely related to RGRE. It's just a fucking bat going "eeeeeeeeee" like some retard.

>>30143097
I like this, waiting for more.

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>>30143742
So? The name is right, the links still work.

Who cares.

>>30143764
Batfag detected.

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>>30143779
>implying they're not cute

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>>30143779
kindly leave, nothing about the EEEEE changed what the thread is about until you showed up a reeed at it.

>>30143785
They're not cute.

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Would it be better if it was dong-ring alongside the bat in OPs pic?

>>30143799
>kindly leave, nothing about the EEEEE changed what the thread is about
Except it makes this thread look extremely stupid and more like a batpony meme thread. So how about you leave? We don't need people shoehorning their batcrap OCs into things.

>>30141981
Homsar Brand word salad is best word salad, my dude.

>>30143870
The picture would be better if it was rgre focused, and not some bat pony oc waving pompoms like a cheerleader (which is very much anti-RGRE since Stallions are cheerleaders in RGRE)

>>30143910
This.

>>30122771
Wow, excellent update NOF! Thanks. Looking forward to the next one.

>>30143097
I'm really liking these Coco Pommel updates. Thanks Leaf

>>30143097
Good read. But save your story for the real thread.

>>30143742
than create a new one and quit posting here

how about you little bitches do something instead of crying?

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>>30142676
Fucking traitor.

>>30143735
Is the real Nof busy with something right now?

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>>30143899
>Except it makes this thread look extremely stupid and more like a batpony meme thread.
We take ourselves VERY seriously here.

>>30143735
>>30144086
Ok, if true then what do we do? Just wait and let this thread die so he can make a new one?

>>30144216
Or make a new and proper one right away and then let this one die.

>>30144184
Greentext fanfiction threads on a Mongolian cave painting discussion board are SRS BZNS, man. SRSLY.

>>30144086
Work, probably.

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>>30143899
For regulars, it changes nothing. For anyone else, they might give the thread a second look instead of scrolling past the usual OP pics.

Guys it's a fucking picture. I think the thread will survive having a picture attached.

>>30144458
I don't want it! It's disgusting animal.

>>30144458
What this guy said. Think the troll is succeeding by getting the autists in this thread arguing with each other rather than focusing on the topic.

>>30144486
Or he's right, I don't see why there should be unrelated bat things in the op.

>be human
>be male
>be inna Magic Hoers Land
>go to a bar
>meet some girl batponies
>drink with them
>three of them take you home
>they "run a train" on you
>the joke is on them when you fuck all three of them into comas
>then you teabag them and post pictures on the Ponynet
>stallions on college campus hold candlelight "Take Back the Night" vigil in your honor
>you're embarrassed by the whole thing
>but not as embarrassed as the batgirlponies
>a week later their sorority gets shut down
>I really have no idea where I was going with this idea
>needs a better punchline than "eeee"

>>30144486
>Implying it's trolling
Read what >>30143910 wrote, you batfag.

>>30144510
wtf i love bat pony now.

>>30144510
Perhaps the sorority was Epsilon Epsilon Epsilon Epsilon, or "EEEE"

>>30144521
So, calling everyone a "Batfag" who says "just drop it" is reasonable? I don't care about the batshit, I just want the RGRE thread, and hopefully without the REEEEE'ing autists like you in the thread.

>>30144569
This. Congratulations you fuckwits, you've successfully derailed the thread.

>>30144569
>>30144526
>>30144486
>>30144216
>>30143910
Samefags

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Speaking of bats

EPHEMERAL WHEN

>>30144606
>more bat
kys

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>>30144606
I SUMMON EPHEMERAL WITH THE CALL OF DISTRESSED BATS

>>30144569
So, using bat OCs and things that are the pretty much the opposite of RGRE when making the RGRE thread is cool now? You may as well use a pic of macho stallions for the OP then.
You really need to go back to your own general, and never steal other's names like you did when you made this thread.

>tfw your stallion tells you to come to bed
>but somepony is wrong on a minotaur tap dancing discussion circle

>>30142465
Pony metallurgy can't into titanium.
They're still using THATCH ROOFING for fuck's sake.
They probably just hobble by with enchanted silver and gold.

>>30144901
So, what's the equivalent of "Brass Balls"? "Brass Teats"? Would some other metal/mineral be a better fit for terminology?

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>>30144569
Did someone say "Batfag"!?
NANANANANA!

>>30144901
>>30144960

Try the element Tin.
Tin Teats.
Teats of Tin.

>>30144960
Diamond teats. Gems are retarded common in poneland after all.
>Diamond nipple pearcings are funny, fratmare jokes. Seen as crass in most places.

>>30145075
oh my

"What do you think you are doing, Trixie?"
> She turns to you, striking a pose with her black cloth batwings unfurled
> "The Dark and Mysterious Trixie has taken the forbidden path to alicorn awakening!"
"Those wings are obviously fake."
> She scrunches
> "That may be, but Nightfang Abysshart said that my powers would grow slowly, and only with repeated feeding."
> You nod in understanding
"So the lesbian bathorse tricked you into eating her out every night."
> Trixie blushes
> "It is an ancient and powerful ritual, you daywalkers wouldn't understand! N-no homo."

Jesus, you guys will REEEEE about anything.

>>30144803
>Minotaurs tap dancing
So much jiggling

>>30145154
Nah, pretty sure its some gay dude that goes around and tries to encourage bat stuff to be removed...even when its relevant. Don't know why though, I am pretty sure its because he was molested by his uncle with a fruit. But that's just a guess.

>>30145154
Every fucking general in the world will REEEE if the pic in the OP has literally nothing to do with their general at all, you retard.

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>>30145142
>"So the lesbian bathorse tricked you into eating her out every night."
l-lewd

>>30145154
Pretty much....it feels like home.

>>30145155
Dance dance dance
Clap clap clap
>it's not there hands clapping

>>30145207
Unf, mino belly dancing is used to attract males. The louder claps mean the better the breasts.

>>30145174
>gay dude
>Trying to drag the gay arguments from the Royal Guard Mare thread into this thread
You really are one autistic shitposter, aren't you?
>even when its relevant
>relevant
>Implying
Yep, you really are a batfag shitposter.

>>30145187
>Not wanting to slowly ascend to alicornhood over the course of multiple years, only through the continuous ingestion and absorption of the vaginal fluids of bathorses.

What are you, fucking gay?

>>30145255
>how to be gay
>>>/fit/

Enjoy

>>30145242
You know, the funny thing is that guy didn't say anything about the Royal Guard Mare thread. Do you have something to share with us?

I'm guessing the main reason why we're being invaded by batfags is because someone went to their general and started crying.
>>30144545

>>30145312
>You know, the funny thing is that guy didn't say anything about the Royal Guard Mare thread.
Oh please. Every single fucking Anon who has been on /mlp/ for more than one week knows how damn sensitive everyone there are when it comes to males.

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>>30145319
It's just a false flagger, stop being a fag. This is literally nothing new.

So we got some random faggots shitposting in the thread to kill RGRE by dragging in other threads by shitposting there too. So that's new. Any particular reason why, we don't bother you fuckers and we're quiet happy staying here.
>>30145346
Except they don't, only when its blatent shitposting. I see it when I look through the pages on occasion. Any reason why your bringing your brand of stupid here?
>>30145348
Yup, so same procedure with anyone trying to kill the RGRE thread?

>>30145348
>stop being a fag
Say that to the OP who stole someone else's name just to create this secondary bat thread and trick everyone in the RGRE general.

>>30145369
Stop fucking replying.

>>30145378
>someone else's name
>Anonymous
Stop steal my name then.

>>30145379
On it. I was just curious why they decided to come here of all places. Anti straight hating maybe?

>>30145369
>Except they don't,
>Implying
One single one-shot that remotely implies that Anon or one guard is gay - even if it is just a damn joke - is all it takes to trigger that one fucking autist and make him throw shit all day long.

>>30143735
>He's not too happy
I hate discord and skype. That why he didn't reply us.

>>30145418
gay is a fetish tho

>>30145423
Don't reply, its just a migrating shitposter. it will find its place soon enough.

> Be Starlight Glimmer, having a nice girls night in
> Trixie sips from her teacup, glancing at Femanon
> To be fair, the hiyuman is wearing a lot of clothes, you may have snuck a glance or two yourself
> Her explanation was fascinatingly alien, and you are definitely going to send a copy to Twilight
> In the interest of cultural exchange, you explain the pony side of things
"You see, when a pony covers up with clothes, they can let their decency glamour fall and nopony would be the wiser. Everypony knows this, and so the underlying assumption is, if you see a pony in clothes, they are naked underneath."
> Femanon frowns in confusion
> "Decency glamour?"
> Oh, that's right, hiyumans don't have magic
> You stand up and turn around, lifting your tail
"See? Perfectly smooth fur instead of genitalia. It's actually a little frustrating, not being able to see if a stallion is hard for you, but that's the way it has always been."
> Femanon raises an eyebrow
> "What are you talking about? I can see your, ah, womanhood just fine. And it's not like Trixie is being exactly subtle with her massive erection."
> You slowly turn around, tail tucked shamefully between your legs
"You saw my- wait. Trixie's erection?"
> You turn to the blue unicorn, who you now notice is blushing vibrantly
> ...
> Trixie swallows nervously

>>30145471
>genderbending ever
Yeah, no. get out with that shit, Trixie is a turbo autist chad girl that loves dick in her pussy all day an all night long.

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>>30145471
Love it

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>>30145471
>her massive erection

>>30145499
Shitposters aint subtle, and neither is the Iron Giant. I miss that movie.

Proper RGRE general.
>>30145537
>>30145537
>>30145537
>>30145537
>>30145537

>>30145543
But why?

>>30145543
No.

>>30145543
That fucking retard thing i ever see.

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>last episode you watched was S2 finale
>kept tabs with some on /mlp/ during S3 but didn't watch
>eventually fall off entirely
>see clop dump on /trash/
>get nostalgic and read some smut on fimfiction
>stumble across RGRE stuff there
>wonder if that's a thing here, only really noticed Flutter rape and AiE
>oh cool, it is
>thread is alright, minimal meta drama
>see new thread link (this thread)
>mfw

You guys couldn't go at least three normal threads before making me regret getting invested? That's how it's supposed to work. Anyway what am I for if I decide to catch up on S3-onwards?

>>30145571
>>30145570
>>30145564
Don't know why, but the gay dude here REALLY fucking hates bats. I think it goes beyond autism really.
>>30145575
Don't worry about it, this is actually a rare thing, its just some wondering shitposters. Just ignore them and report. We will get back on topic soon enough.

>>30145564
>>30145570
Because this general was made by a batfag who used a pic that has literally nothing to do with RGRE.

>>30145604
>>30143910

>>30145255
You can't trust hermits, they'll just play you for a fool while dangling a faint hope of getting their secrets in front of you.

>>30145575
Season 3 is okay. Not as good as 2, but it's not bad. The finale is a bit shit, only because it's a two-parter compressed into one episode. Season 4 is a bit spotty, 5 is mostly garbage, and that's when I stopped watching.

>>30145607
>autism my name is faggot
Its a random pic, the only one throwing a shitfit about is you. Going around to other threads to shitpost at them when a pic of theirs is used is fucking retarded. If you want something to be pissed at yell at these two>>30145493
>>30145471
Save the bullshit for when it actually matters.
>>30145618
And? Keep the autism to a minimum and just finish this thread then. When NOF is up and makes the next thread then it doesn't matter. But making a redundant thread is fucking stupid.

>>30145575
It only takes one retard to keep shitting things up and replying to himself.

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>>30145641
>When NOF is up and makes the next thread then it doesn't matter
Ok.

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>>30142363
You think this is a game, nigger?

ALSO RELEVANT THING since I had to use a name. Next chapter is going once I finisher somther things

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>>30145674
Cease replying.

Draw RGRE bat pics.

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>>30145640
>stop watching during the best season
Top kek.

Season 6 was like 4 in its inconsistency, but 7 is giving 5 a run for its money.

>>30145657
Pretty much, I have the thread that retard made up right now. The idiot is throwing a fit an calling someone a batfag. Its kinda funny.
>>30145679
The fuck did you get hit on the head with that you cant right a sentence, also stop bullshiting writefags names.

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>>30145679
>Next chapter is going once I finisher somther things
WHAT? ALREADY?

Who the fuck are you? You aren't Nof.

>>30145641
>Its a random pic
That has literally nothing to do with this general in any single way. Are you so damn new to /mlp/ that you can't tell how to make a new thread for a general?
The pic for the OP has to be related to the general in some fucking way; that is how it has always been like.

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I'M FUCKING ANGRY

>>30145679
Who the fuck are you? Some kind attention whore?
>Fuckf4vEdc
Oh wait, you're furryfags

>>30145484
This.

>>30145700
>>30145740
https://pastebin.com/z34czWKf

>>30145718
Writing something else first, then new chapter

Okay no more namefagging. I'm going to do the write thing

>>30145721
Your right, but the guy that made it might not have had one on hand, did your autistic ass think of that? You didn't fucking make the thread so shut the fuck up you whinny bitch, either post some relevant pics or wait. The "new" thread doesn't even have a relevant pic either, so keep your shitposting to yourself and go back to wherever you came from.
>>30145740
Might be a actual retard. You never know.
>>30145738
No one cares.

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>>30145738
A N G E R Y

>>30145754
You just linked your pastebin to a shit stirring shitposter senpai. He knows who you are.

>>30145740
>Calling a tripping writefag a furryfagging attention whore
Guess this is one step closer to proving that this thread was made by people who only wants to try and start shit.

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>>30145575
This level of betafag autism faggotry is not common to RGRE threads.
I've been following every thread for the past +3 months or so, and I've yet to see it get even close to this bad.

You've just hit a patch of shit luck, I guess.

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>>30145782
The thread already has over 120 replies and it's mostly all pic related. It's pretty funny now. I think I might try another short from the prompt list after a nap. Hopefully things are still going.

>>30145812
People let one little nigger b8 them. I guess I can't blame them though, he responds to himself to make it look like a bigger conversation then it is.

>>30145806
>I've been following every thread for the past +3 months or so
Then you haven't been here very long.

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>>30145848
No no, I've been bouncing around /mlp/ since the board was added in Feb 2012, and I've been dropping in RGRE for a few years now.

But that's just on-and-off throughout the years.
I haven't been following RGRE non-stop til recently (about 3-4 months ago).

>>30145928
>No no, I've been bouncing around /mlp/ since the board was added in Feb 2012, and I've been dropping in RGRE for a few years now.
>Implying
If that was the case, then you would have known how /mlp/ was like, and how open all the generals were like back then.

>>30146030
Then everything stabilized properly. And roving shitposters crawled out of the dark.

>>30145754
Google Doc Updated

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OP of this thread's a shitposter, OP of the other's a shitposter, anyone replying to either's a shitposter.

Are there anymore shitposters I should know about?

>>30146055
(you)

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>>30146051
By the numbers.

>>30146055
>OP of the other's a shitposter
>Implying
Proper pic and everything. Nothing bad about that.

>>30146048
The kind of sihtposters who screams at everyone who dares write about anything -they- do not like.

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>"Don't be stupid, Twilight. Anon is a colt. Colts don't masturbate."
"But... But I saw him!"
>"Twilight, I know you're not overly familiar with males-"
"Hey!"
>"- But has it occurred to you that maybe he was just peeing, or cleaning it?"
"But he was sitting on his bed, running his hoofspiders up and down it..."
>"He was cleaning it before bed, Twilight."
"But he kept going for 40 minutes!"
>"He was very thorough."
"B-b-but, I- ARGH!"

> Cheerleader stallions
> Anon noticably does not look at them
> Mares thinks he's a prudish stallion
> He just doesn't want to see jiggling ball bra, he came to watch sports

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>>30146444
I know I am replying to bait, but still need to point this out. People that scream at shitposters do so in their own thread usually, the only ones that don't pretend to do so as to drive off people that would like it. Be it dick, genderbending, or some other niche fetish that doesn't belong in a thread, only for "people" read (you) to come by and try to defend your off topic or irrelevant shitposting in favor of pissing everyone else off that is trying to ignore you. I'm one of the people from Royal Guardmare thread dropping by to apologize for the faggot shitposters coming in and ruining your thread. I saw the shitstorm about batfags when I got up a moment ago and just want you all to know is this guy is serious about his autism. Sorry his ilk decided to come here, RGRE is a pretty chill thread to visit usually. Again sorry for the shitposters, we figured they would go back to HHH instead of bothering other people. Here is a cute pic to relieve some stress. Oh, and before you just try and ignore them, don't bother, they are really, really, really, fucking stupid and cant understand when they aren't welcome somewhere. So unless ya'll tell them to fuck off at the same time, they will be incapable of accepting that fact. Just a word of advice before I leave again, so you guys can get back to whatever your doing usually.
>>30146626
Kek, silly Moonie.

>>30146676
Why is it always ypu retarded animefags who defend this fucking retard is it because you lack the basics of human manners and communication like him?

>>30146676
Shit happens in all threads, just gotta keep on keepin' on.

>>30146698
fair enough, mate
>>30146695
...wat the fuck are you talking about? There is nothing in that comment that suggested defending the shitposter. Are you high?

>you will never
http://i.imgur.com/kW9e1R9.png

>>30146716
>There is nothing in that comment that suggested defending
Get the fuck out of here with your literal propaganda and fuck you for making me give click money to Slate.

Fucking hell.

>>30146776
Err, >>>/pol/ is that way. This isn't /mlpol/.

>>30146776
The hell are you talking about? Are...are you talking about the pic or something? Because I grabbed that off this thread. And for another thing, the pic has literally nothing to do with the conversation.
>>30146803
I am not sure if that is what the dude is screaming about.

DON'T REPLY TO BAIT.
TALK ABOUT PONIES.
AND HANDHOLDING.

>>30146917
>HANDHOLDING
gaydetect.jpg
>>30146776
that is your mother you're talking about young man pay some respect

>>30146917
>AND HANDHOLDING.

>>>/d/ is that way, you sick fuck.

>>30146917
>AND HANDHOLDING
What the hell is wrong with you, man?

>>30146939
Does /d/ allow post pony and gay stuff?

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>>30146945
its fucking /d/ what do you think?
>>30146917
Lewd.

I want some white knight Twilight!

>>30146945
Gay yes, pony no
The only borde that full allows pony porn is /trash/

Would anon having nipples allowe him to bullshit a reason to get around legal gender norms?
Like
>I have nipples Twilight. Nipples. Even the stallions of my species are as much of a mare you you lot
>you should see how marely our mares are

>>30147200
>you will never rescue ponies from a Twilight Spergle rant by telling her to check her privilege

I want to be dominated by a bat

>>30147228
Hard to say because they would at least be aware of other mammals being like humans in this regard.

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>>30147241
Bat would rather aggressively make you dominate her.

>>30147260
Hmm, which of the mane 6 would make the best power bottom? I bet money on AJ, Rarity, and Fluttershy.

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>>30147270
>Fluttershy
She is a straight up submissive, Anon.

>>30147270
Rarity would want to make you her little filly

>>30147243
But male horses don't have nipples
Humans are one of the few mammals that have nipples on both genders

I don't know who said what when, but how about some green when AJ is trying to stop anons degeneracy, such as wearing clothes and being a big ol slut?

>>30147335
It's actually the other way around. Quite a few male mammals have nipples like dogs, cats, rabbits, and boars. All domesticated and present in Equestria. You'd think nature would be more sensible and eliminate nipples on males more often but it's actually more of the exception. So while it would probably be weird to see them so prominent on a sapient male they would at least be familiar with it through other animals. Well, ponies like Fluttershy would anyway.

>>30142529
Autism isnt an endangered species.

>>30146917
>HANDHOLDING.

>You are Gilda the greatest goddamn gyphon
>Also nervous.
>Which you shouldn't be, being the alpha bitch you are.
>Still, Anonymous is sitting next to you munching away at a half of a ham sandwich.
>He gave the other half to you after you sat down under this tree watching Rainbow pull some aerial tricks.
>Goddamn, he makes good sandwiches.
>He should come home with you to make you more.
>You just have to wait for the right opportunity to sweep him off his not-actually-paws-or-claws things with your gruff ladycharm.
>Guys love the gruff ladycharm.
>Even if they don't show it outwardly.
>Spying a couple of napkins laying between you and Anon, you sneakily move a claw near them, hoping that this would work.
>You watch wide eyed from the corner of your eye as he reaches for one of them to wipe off a bit of mustard from his face.
>Seizing the opportunity, you move your claw as well to pretend to cheer Rainbow, who had just smacked into a particularly dense cloud.
>As luck would have it, you were slightly faster, so Anon accidentally grabbed your claw.
>You weren't expecting that at all, you were hoping for a quick brush like in your Neighponese Animoos!
>Looking up at his face, you see him looking at the bundle of wigglers wrapped around your claw.
"A-Anon!"
>Your face was burning and you were praying to the ancestors that the blush wasn't showing through your feathers.
>They probably were, damn it.
>You watch Anon look up at your blushing face, staring for a bit before his eyes widen slightly, blink, then look away.
>You were worried for a while, but then you noticed that he wasn't letting go and that he was blushing.
>Scooching up closer to him, you pull your claw from his hand and wrap an arm around him to bring him closer and have a quick cough.
"So... dinner tonight?"
>He still doesn't look at you, but his blush is getting deeper with his other hand over his face.
>"Hlyfkingshtyesh."
>Bucking awesome.

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>>30147400
>handholding

>>30147400
In public as well. Haveth thou no honor?
Nice dubs.

>>30147400
Thank you.

>>30146917
>>30146934
>>30146939
>>30146944
>>30147400
>>30147410
Fuck, where's that oneshit from a while back where Anon "molested" lonely mares on the subway in 3/1-Female/Male RGRE via hoofholding and they were super into it?

>>30147375
>wow that's a lot of nipples

>>30147335
Male donkeys have nipples, actually. One on each side of the sheath.

>>30147590
>It's a bit of a cliche, sure, but opportunities are actually quite numerous on the subway
>There are unsuspecting mares everywhere
>Most of them are wearing sharp black caps and carrying tiny suitcasses; 'dressed to impress' for work
>However, it isn't uncommon to find their demeanor totally at odds with their crisp, clean attire
>Most of them look tired and worn, their freshly pressed ties at odds with their true feelings
>In the safe anonymity of the subway car they can't care less who sees how beat down they are, how listless and lonely
>With the 'hunting' the way it is it's extremely unlikely that even a quarter of them have anyone to come home to
>The chance that any one of them could pair up with a pony of the opposite sex was so slim that many of them probably stopped trying years ago
>The gender ratio is so skewed here in favor of the female sex that they would be lucky to have had any male attention EVER, let alone a consistent mate
>The way their faces twitch in surprise when you reach out for them is nothing short of priceless to you
>It's the same every time
>First they pretend like it's just an accident
>The mare currently in your care looks away, fixes her eyes on something else, tries her best to ignore how much she's thought about this, how much she needs it; it's just an accident, after all
>Ohh, but it isn't an accident
>After a while she inevitably turns to confront your continued action, her face reflecting neither fear nor disgust, but something much, much worse
>Confusion
>Self doubt
>Like she didn't understand why you would stoop to doing what you were doing with her, with a NOBODY like her, and in a place where other ponies could see, no less
>Her chest begins to rise and fall with purpose
>Her eyes glaze with subdued passion as she loses out to her primal desires for just a moment and lets them stray downward, just once
>Just to see if this is real
>Just to make sure that you're really, actually, truly holding her hoof

>>30147856
From the prompt bin

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>>30147856
both daww and aww

heartwarming and sad at the same time

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>>30147856
This is why a portal between Earth and Equestria would be good for everyone.

Millions of disillusioned men and millions of disillusioned mares meeting.
AND THEN BALANCE AND HARMONY WAS RESTORED

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>>30145471
Although I dislike genderbending and femanon, that is still a neat gimmick and a well-written prompt, so I raise my cup to you.

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>>30147962
Portal opens in Syria

>>30148213
>portal closes the next day
>is never opened again
Muslims ruin yet another thing for everyone.

>>30147287
holy fuck!

>T H I C C

>>30142672
Nice.

It's kind of frustrating. The art style and detail of what this artist draws is really good, but around 90% of what they end up doing always seems to have a few anti-fetishes in them that ruin the whole thing.

So much lost potential in there.

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>>30148229
OOSHTBHFAM

>>30142386
>Mares can abort at will

Cool headcanon, kid.

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>>30143097
I like this short. I want more. Where can I find it?

>>30144960
>So, what's the equivalent of "Brass Balls"?
Tungsten Teats.

It's a really hard metal. I don't know when it was first used, though.

>>30145142
>"You don't understand! She has complete control over the weak-minded!"
"Oh, don't get me wrong, I believe that."

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>>30145685
Disregard bats, acquire flying laser hoers.

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>>30148719
That's my waifu.

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>>30148719
>>30148734
Sun hoers a best.

I wonder how she feels about traditional magic hoers land gender roles.

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>>30145928
You know, that post by m00t implied that it was just mlp threads that would be concentrated here. That's fair enough, like concentrating most gundam threads to /mech/. However, there are times when something like Gundam is appropriate when you want to look at it through an /a/ lens.

Likewise, the rule about mlp reaction images being locked to just this board was always one of the most retarded and rules I saw related to this board's formation. It showed the rest of the board being easily triggered in a way that I honestly didn't expect. I mean, that's tumblr-level retardation.

The thing about the thick-line flash animation is that all the faces are extraordinarily expressive, and the fantastical elements in the show lead to reaction image screencaps that are applicable in an incredible variety of situations. Why limit that to only one board? Albeit, one with well over 30 million posts so far. It's really no different than the smug anime girl images that are ubiquitous around the internet, even as characterization for the Wendy's twitter account.

And that's not even getting in to most of the mods explicitly hating MLP and, by extension, the /mlp/ board. This was proved via a leak in the mod irc chatlogs. I don't know if the situation has changed in the past year or 2, but I haven't seen a big change in the threads at least.

>>30148793
Mods are fags, what a shock.

>>30148776
>has a political gaffe every decade or so where she says something incredibly sexist

>>30148793
You weren't there man. You weren't there.
If you think the backlash to poners is bad now on other boards just before the creation of /mlp/ there was constant raiding and drama.
We're called a containment board for a reason and it isn't because there was a large call from horsefuckers to get their own board.

>>30148808
what if i called her a glorified cock sheathe

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>>30146917
>Handholding
Leave. Now.

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>>30148833
I really do wonder if those kinds of insults would have the same impact on a mare. Either way she's probably heard it all at this point.

>>30148873
It'd probably get a good laugh out of her. She probably hasn't been insulted like that in centuries, and from a STALLION no less.

>>30148799
Legend has it, there was once a time when mods=gods.

Long ago, when posts by shitposters were occasionally appended with "USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST" in bolded red text.

>>30148817
Yeah. I was a bit late getting on the ride. I joined up with the pony.mov series maybe 5 years back, and only started visiting the board regularly a few weeks before The Happening.

Who was doing the raiding? I read that it was largely other posters flooding any MLP threads with gore porn.

>This batmeme thread with an OP that is an insult to RGRE is still up

>>30148897
>I read that it was largely other posters flooding any MLP threads with gore porn.
Pretty much. Which of course led to horsefuckers striking back with more ponies and soon /co/, /b/ and whoever was unlucky enough was full of ponies and people reeing about ponies.

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>>30148908
We're already this far in to the thread. Might as well ride it out.

Let's agree that if this shit happens again, NO-ONE replies to it, and the thread just gets remade.

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>>30148610
Seriously, where can I find more of these stories?

https://pastebin.com/u/Leaf the pastebin doesn't have any public pastes, and Leaf isn't registered on the google docs document.

>>30148274
>You will never breed a tied down thicc flutters while whispering on her ear about the tens of foals she will give birth

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>>30149005
>she cums instantly
>turns out being a broodmare is her fetish

>>30147962
our society does collide with RGRE, what will happen

why dont we have a green of that?

>>30149005
>>30149021
would you
https://derpibooru.org/1266797?q=artist%3Amrponeswildride

>>30145471
>Anon discovers that if he runs around butt ass naked, magic censorship applies to him as well.
>He looks just like a Ken Doll

>This presents a problem when he tries to give a horny mare The D
>It's invisible
>Sure he could figure it out, but not being able to see the action is a bit weird
>Twiggles or <insert pone here> has to investigate/teach him how to turn the 'decency glamour' on and off.

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>>30149242
It would probably turn out like those few greens from some UN goons perspective, with them rapidly losing their productive men to the near idyllic utopia that is Equestria.

Now I REALLY want a picture of a group of men coming out of the portal to Equestria as a group, being greeted by a metric fuckton of cheering and screaming mares.

>>30149271
anon dealing with magical bullshit is always fun
>>30149292
Both sides are happy

except the suits

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>>30149341
Fuck the suits.

>>30149271
>be Anon
>snuggling w/ [insert pone here]
>something something "stop touching my butt"
>Anon's hands are wrapped around her waist
>...
>hyjinx ensure

>>30148979
Just ignore the autist.

>>30149292
Damn I wish I was an artist.

>>30143910
What if that IS a bat pony stallion?

>>30145471
>femanon
Dropped
The rest is fine though

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>>30147729
It's totally noram.

>>30149242
It's been done before.
Rather darkly.
The short green I am thinking of ended up having the women of earth secretly kept as breeding stock in hidden government facilities so that the influx of human men would be sustainable in equestria once they permanently sealed the portals to earth, where only psychos, femanists/SJW's, and the odd few government officials who were desperately trying to hold on to their positions of power were left remaining after all the well educated people left en mass.

But all in all, it had a happy ending for the intelligent and decent people of earth, while the nutcases either were left to destroy themselves as Earth is slowly doing still, with a rare few being aforementioned female breeding stock captured by the equestrian government's pony-black-ops to ensure that the sudden influx of human sex-god males would not die out in just a generation (in this story, humans and ponies couldn't interbreed).

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>>30149846
Essentially, comfy ending for the humans who deserved comfy endings.
Shitty endings for the humans who deserved shitty endings.

And a TON of new, low-maintenance males in Equestria for mares to thank Celestia for.

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>>30148793
>Likewise, the rule about mlp reaction images being locked to just this board was always one of the most retarded and rules I saw related to this board's formation.
Guy you responded to here:
I do agree.

I concede that it was necessary those +5 years ago, but it could have been repealed some years back.
The heat died down enough after 1-2 years, so repealing the "no ponies anywhere but on /mlp/" rule is woefully outdated by now.

>>30148833
"You're a glorified pussy magnet."
More of a compliment, if you think about it.

(After all, a sheath spends a lot of time with a blade in it... and if you take it more literally, it's like saying she gets as much cock as a stallion's sheath. Which is to say, it's there for a HELL of a long time, so again, SUPER ego boosting for a mare in RGRE.)

>>30149668
No.
Trixie is RGRE Chad-Pone, NOT a pre-op tranny.

I hate to ostracize anyone, but autistic shit-fetishes like that kind of bullshit are not welcome here.

We like RGRE because we enjoy the idea that equestrian females know the difficulty of finding worthwhile relationships, and aren't prissy shits who get everything handed to them like normal gender role women.

>>30149898
You like it for that reason. I like it because the concept is humorous to me because of the reversal of expectations and reverse-rape.

Here's something from the prompt list.

>Anon brings a musical instrument with him to Equestria
>He ends up becoming a famous musician
>Despite the fact that he's just getting up on stage and playing music normally, he becomes something like the Equestrian equivalent of a J or K pop star
>Including the devoted, fanatical, cancerous fanbase

>>30149995

>The only thing you have in Equestria from Earth is a trumpet.
>It was the old piece of junk you were just about to toss out when Twilight had accidentally zapped you to magic pony world.
>What once was junk that you were about to throw away has become a treasure.
>Your only link to your old life.
>That's why you're playing it now.
>Well, actually you're drunk.
>Really drunk.
>You don't even remember why you were drinking so much with some minotaurs you met at the bar, but that doesn't matter now.
>The only thing that matters is the sweet sound of trumpet.
>You stand on the sidewalk outside your apartment, waving the bell of the trumpet around, blaring out some sick tunes.
>You're just playing a bunch of notes at random.
>There's a lot of random bloots, bleats and falls.
>It's just obnoxious noise.
>But it's funny.
>Twilight always says you never have any fun.
>Well she should see this shit now.
>You start kicking your legs out randomly and take your note scramble medley into overdrive.
>On Earth, you would have already been arrested.
>But it seems to be not the case here.
>In fact, there is a large crowd of mares gathering around you.
>By now, you're used to their attention due to the low number of stallions here, and pony's weird swapped gender roles.
>Seems they also like your trumpet noodling.
>They're dancing...

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>>30150000
QUADS NIGGER

>Some mares are trying to copy you, standing on two hooves and trying to kick out randomly.
>There's a mare that seems to be entranced with her eyes closed, swaying back and forth.
>Two mares are flailing like those hardcore kids you see at metal concerts.
>It's seriously just random bleated notes, but these ponies are feeling this like it's a new drug.
>Well, maybe this could be.
>This is all hillarious to you.
>You stop playing and shout.
"Give me money! Trumpet solo, GO!"
>You start noodling on your trumpet again.
>Ponies start throwing bits on the ground around you.
>The faster and more obnoxiously you play, the more into their spastic dancing they get.
>And now you have effectively started a mob in the street.
>Mares really like this shit.
>It's not even like they're being ironic hipsters.
>You stop to shout again.
"GAS THE KIKES! RACE WAR NOW, GO!"
>Once again, the sweet sounds of out-of-tune trumpet fill the night air along with the cheers of mares in ecstacy.
>Some of them look to be on ecstacy...
>And now the bits are piling up at your feet.
>You might have just invented a new musical craze.

>>30150006

(Several weeks later)

>You are rich.
>What started as a drunken troll attempt, has blown up into the biggest musical sensation Equestria has ever seen.
>You've come up with the name 'Kekstep' for your musical genre.
>For the next couple of months, you will be going on tour around Equestria.
>You've already recorded a two hour demo album and are set to record a full LP soon.
>But your manager has begged you to start touring and spreading your music around.
>It seems the Griffons are even crazier about Kekstep than ponies are.
>In fact, everyone seems to lose their shit when you start braping out random notes on your trumpet.
>Especially since you got a Minotaur buddy to perform with you, buzzing away into a bullhorn on a kazoo you found in a pawn shop.
>The nights have been crazy.
>The booze.
>The parties.
>The mares.
>Princess Celestia even asked you to sign a trumpet she brought to a show.
>These ponies treat you like some kind of god.
>Everything you say now, is over-analyzed for some deeper meaning, like you're some profound philosopher.
>Actually, your fanbase has recently seen an increase in cancer.
>There are waves of dedicated fans.
>But there are also hordes of VERY over-zealous mares that are taking your 'music' way too seriously.
>You even overheard two mares arguing about it in a coffee shop yesterday.
>They were arguing whether "Duality of postpartum depression was intrinsic to Kekstep dance" or not.
>This has gotten a bit out of hand, maybe...
>But the money is good, so fuck it.

>>30149898
> Trixie being male means that Trixie is a pre-op tranny
Have you considered the possibility that (s)he would be what RGRE ponies would view as a reverse trap? Crossdressing as a mare for social mobility, but if a mare finds out the secret, they might get nigh exclusive access to the dick.

You could have something like Starlight worried that she is turning into a lesbian because she likes Trixie, and being relieved when she finds out the secret.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54sT9_KZScU


I think this is the true roots of Kekstep.

>>30149002
Well, Leaf's pastebin isn't under Leaf, but _Leaf_.
https://pastebin.com/u/_Leaf_
And second, the Coco shorts aren't binned.

>>30150245
Oh thanks, I missed that. I'll bin some more stuff now.

> Rarity does exactly what Spike does in the show and fawns over anon none stop
>She just keeps getting cucked

>>30150015
>You could have something like Starlight worried that she is turning into a lesbian because she likes Trixie, and being relieved when she finds out the secret.

Oh fug this needs to be done.

>>30150360
Just like spike

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>>30150366
>"Ey Trix!"
>You look up from doing repairs on your cart.
>Oh great.
>It's that annoying Human, Anonymous.
>Ever since he got here, all the mares have been fawning over him.
>You don't see the big deal.
>He's obnoxious, doesn't make sense and doesn't behave like a stallion at all.
"What do you want?"
>Anon has his hands in his pockets and cranes his neck to look over your head at what you're working on.
>"Ey Trixie, I heard from Twiggy Spiggy you got big fat horse cock. KEK, is that true?"
>Who the hell is Twiggy Spiggy?
>What does kek mean?
>Anon gets close to your face, grinning.
>"I can see you're thinking, 'what did he mean by this?' lol, but seriously, show me your benis!"
>You push his face away.
>How annoying.
"Whoever told you Trixie has a... One of THOSE, is lying."
>Anon rubs his chin, "Show dick or gtfo. Pls respond."
>This creature has pushed the limits of your patience.
>You grit your teeth and flip your tail up, showing him your completely normal female genitalia.
"HAPPY?!'
>Anon's jaw drops and his eyes bulge.
>"M-MUH DICK!"
>Flicking your tail back down, you sit and get back to work.
"Now leave Trixie alone!"
>You know he's still standing behind you.
>After some silence he blurts out, "Five out of ten, would not fugg..."
"You got a problem?!"
>You turn around, but Anon is already sauntering away.
>"I'm still gonna tell everyone you got a big ol' cock, lel! Good luck with your cuck shed, familam!"
>You smash your hammer through the wall of your cart in frustration.
>Why did it have to be him that came here?
>You could have maybe finally gotten a boyfriend.
>But instead, Equestria got an immature creature that calls himself a 'meme master', whatever that means.
>It's almost enough to make you start pursuing mares.

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>>30150360
>Anon ends up being into marely mares.
>Ends up with Rainbow or Applejack. Or maybe both.
>Rarity's face.

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So I found this in the request bin:

>Prostitution is legal in equestria
>Anon, loving the hoerspussay, signs up immediately
>Turns out married mares are the most undersexed class in the country
>He's had to run from a lot of angry husbands
>So many times he now ties a bell around the front door
>He keeps a rope handy for window escapes
>He's had to learn on the job how to sneak around, sneak in, sneak out, and generally avoid detection
>Anon adopts the prostitute name "Sam Fister"
>He charges double for fucking a mare while her husband is home without detection

Whoever wrote this, fucking thank you.
>Sam Fister
I laughed at my computer for two damn minutes straight.

>>30150539
Yeah, that was a good one.

>>30149380
It's really difficult to ignore the OP. It's the first thing you see everytime you enter this thread.

>>30150789
then spend your time at the bottom of the page instead of lingering at the top.

>>30150789
Why are you starring at the OP when everything important is below it?

>batpony in op causing a few anons to sperg out

Seriously, what the fuck. Why does anyone care?

>>30150867
Its some roving shitposters, and apparently they are some faggots that came over from the Royal Guardmare thread. As for why their here...pretty sure one of them just really fucking hates bat ponies for some reason, and decided to come and scream in the thread for a bit about it. The sperg even made a new thread he was so pissed about it, only for it to sage after no one took the bait to go to it.

>>30145177
And this is why generals get filtered, hidden, saged, and banished.

>>30150891
A lot of what this Anon said is bullcrap.
>You're a shitposter if you want the op pic to be related to the general in some way

>>30150458
The 'tism is strong with this Anon

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Looking forward to the next Batpony thread here. I've got some bat pics I could dump for us to use.

>>30150996
Don't feed the autistic shitposters jackass.

>>30150996
please no

ive had enough autistic screeching for one day

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>>30151006
BLEH BLEH BLEEEH

>>30150891

Yeah we don't really like that bathating cunt over there either, Ignoring him works pretty well.

>>30150996
>>30151044
>I love to start shit
Behavior like that is what kills generals. Don't be that kind of faggot.

>>30151371
....A lot of the stuff he has done recently was specifically done to stir up shitposting. Ignoring him in general unless he does something good would be better. Positive reinforcement an all that.

>>30150000
>>On Earth, you would have already been arrested.
this gave me a laugh

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>>30150996
Just wait until Ephemeral comes back some day far into the future to post his cute demon bloodlines bat story.

You guys remember the old prompts of anon in the past accidentally being the gods of old mythology

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>>30150014
Lel

>>30147400
DEGENERATE!

DEGENERATES! ALL OF YOU!

>>30149002
Thanks for notifying me.
The pastebin has been updated with Leaf's pastebin.

>>30149898
It was for the keks anon.
Don't take it too seriously..

>>30151044
Aww, Leaf. Luv ya ya fuggin' degenerate. Good work on those one-shots BTW. Worthy offerings to Lord Kek.

>>30150014
keked, keep it up leaf.

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>>30150996
>you got your bat pony on my RGRE!
>you got your RGRE in my bat pony!

>>30143426
Go piss up a rope.

>>30149960
>>30151951
If he's the same guy who has declared himself the content police in the Royal Guardmare general, then don't bother trying to argue with him.

>>30152029
That is...
What is that supposed to mean, Anon?

>>30152036
Ah, its the victim complex guy's
>if everyone disagrees with -me- then its one nebulas person following me around.
excuse. You do realize people don't like shit fetishes, that's why people make containment threads for them. Your autistic screeching about the OP pic not withstanding.

>>30151701
Still waiting for Amphetanon to come back.

>>30152088
Amphetanon is dead, Anon. He's been dead for a long time.

>>30152088
Then you might as well say your waiting for Frosty.

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>>30151701
>Ephemeral
>comes back
So much optimism in one post.

>>30152059
The fuck are you ranting about? Nobody even mentioned anything about the OP, you colossal faggot.
As those two said, this >>30145471 was just for shits and giggles; humor, twisted comedy. You really need to learn to stop taking every single little thing so damn seriously and personally.

I just got an idea, why doesn't some of the people lurking go over to the Royal Guardmare thread and ask if this guy is legit?

>>30152268
>Asking faggots not to be triggered
Anon, have you been paying attention to this thread at all? Somebody will come in, post cuck copypasta (or equivalent, such as this penis stuff), and then a bunch of autists will take the mind-bogglingly obvious bait and screech about fetishes and containment threads and how other threads are just jealous of RGRE.

>>30149898
>I hate to ostracize anyone, but autistic shit-fetishes like that kind of bullshit are not welcome here.
excuse me SIR I didn't realize you spoke for the thread. I personally don't care if femanon is posted, because I'm an adult with a job and bills to pay and I don't let cartoon fanfiction make me angry.

>>30152550
He wasn't talking about femanon, he was talking about the genderbent Trixie shit.

>>30145806
I've been following this thread since early 2016. If only you knew how bad things really were here.

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>>30146676
>RGRE is a pretty chill thread to visit usually

>>30152574
Then read his post again and replace Femanon with Trixie.

>>30152668
I would but it reaks of that shitposter that tried to split the thread over something stupid, and constantly replying to himself. Though now that I think about it, I may have just replied to his bait and not an actual person.

>>30152639
Man I want what he's having.

>>30152732
>It's just a samefagging shitposter every time everywhere
>On a board filled with tens of thousands of different people
Can you just fucking stop? There are Anons here who have a different sense of humor than you do and like things you do not, and vice versa. That does not mean that they're not allowed to be here or anywhere else.

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>>30144606
>>30144658
>>30151701
>>30152213
Dammit, RGRE, this is like puppy dog eyes. You win. I'll work hard to get you an update soon. Nothing huge.

>>30152811
Based writefag.

>>30152811
Go here instead.
>>30145537

>>30152896
No.

>>30152811
Ignore this guy>>30152896
its just some shitposting autists trying to split the thread.

>>30152801
>Tens of thousands of people
Good one anon

>>30152833
>>30152896
>>30152908
>>30152912
I know the thread is sorta arguing (what else is new though) about this bat thing but I personally enjoy bats in RGRE, and I got directed here. A second thread might be more thematically accurate but threads don't last forever and a second will split things unnecessarily. I'll be posting here if I get it done before this thread goes under.

>>30152945
How do you honestly expect this board to have more than 30 million posts so far? Lots of people, lots of posts.

>>30152972
Based writefag.
>>30152973
....or people with no life.

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>>30152811
AW SHIT SON

HE LIVES

>>30152972
Nobody has any problems with bats. It's just that using it for the OP was dumb as fuck.
>>30143910

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>>30152972
>but I personally enjoy bats in RGRE
Me too. What reason is there not to? They're still cute ponies.

>>30153017
No it wasn't, the OP doesn't matter. What is stupid is that one autist screaming about it and making a unnecessary new thread.

>>30153037
>the OP doesn't matter
>I have no idea what I'm talking about
Are you new here?

>>30153032
Because one shitposter's idea of trash is badly skewed. Hell, this shitshow of shitposting by an over sensitive faggot happened before, hell he writes exactly like the same guy that started shit last time.
>>30153042
The OP works, so long as its female or pony of some description is also fine. You must be a actual newfag to the thread. I am curious though, would you also bitch an moan if the OP was a griffon?

>>30152811
Aww, what a cutie!
Greetings, your reputation proceeds you. I love your stories and would be honored to read an update from you.
>sorry for the blatant fanboi'ing there.

>>30153032
>Hey there qt 3.14. I recognize you.

yeah, ignore bat-hate shitposter. They get butthurt that we usually manage to ignore them.

>>30153042
Exactly.

>>30153017
This.

Bats are fine, just don't fuck up the RGRE theme by posting a pic that's unrelated.

>>30153095
Er, for the thread image, that is.

>>30153042
Bad bait 0/10 made me reply

>>30153055
>The OP works
If your plan is to make it look like batfags are trying to shoehorn their stuff and batmemes into this place just like they did with the Mothpony general, then you're absolutely right, the OP works.

>>30153120
What the fuck are you talking about you retard? Its a random give the OP used, there isn't anything else but you shitposting about bats being shoehorned in the thread. You know why people are posting bat pics now, aside from Emph coming by of course, its to trigger your dumbass with innocuous pics, save your outrage for an actual invasion or real fetish shoehorning you dumb fuck? Would you bitch this hard if Gilda was posted, would be a Gilda thread invasion, or what about some good old fashion Mino tits, would that trigger you harder than bat ponies? Shut the fuck up you whinny faggot. And for another fact, aside from OP, there are only 4, FUCKING 4 pics of bat ponies, if this was an invasion then they are doing a shit job, and the only one helping it ruin the thread is you making an unnecessary one, because OP's pic is making a funny noise.

>>30153194
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>>30153194
This.

The only invasion here is the invasion of the REEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIES GET OUT NORMIES GET OUT NORMIES GET OUT of autistic manchildren bitching about the exact nature of the OC in the tiny tiny thumbnail pic attached to the initial post of the thread. Who gives a fuck? Who even looks at it? Who didn't find this thread by going to the board catalog and using Ctrl-F?

Who's looking at any pictures here? Who didn't come here to read greentext, and maybe even write a bit, if we think we can do so without triggering another autistic tantrum?

> Anon is a flight attendant
> He has to deal with mares occasionally groping his butt as he walks by
> If he likes the look of one, he sternly ask them to come to the back of the plane for a talk
> The nervous mare is pleasantly surprised when he pulls them into the supply closet for some hot sex
> Anon eventually inspires a pornographic movie called "Trouser Snakes on a Plane"
> In it, a no nonsense zebra mare (improbably) gets fed up with being the focus of a gang bang

>>30153194
At least Gilda is both a canon race and a canon character.

>>30153445
So...this is a Japanese porn with the main girl being black? That is a weird idea...I like it.
>>30153455
And, so what, rarely does anyone give a shit about canon, so long as its close, if we have to fill in the blanks than so be it. Keep your winging about bat ponies to yourself. Your dumb enough to yell at mino tits even though we never see one.

>30153455
That is the shitposting Mr.b8r. They use the same logic in the Royal Guard Mare thread to try and stir up shit and spread their hate. We just report and ignore.

Ignore them and do not engage. Only pointing this out for my new friends here in RGRE.

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>>30153194
>if Gilda was posted
If she was depicted in an RGR situation, then no.

If it was just her sitting on a bench picking her nose, yes.

The thread OP needs to describe the topic of the thread. This includes the image.

>>30154015
God damn it, now I'm curious too.

>>30154099
>"As a princess of Equestria, I, Celestia, bestow to you, Anonymous the human, this medal for valor for your actions during this country's latest time of crisis."
>You dip your head to allow the medal to fall onto your shoulders.
>Once in place, you bring it up to you, tracing the intricate etchings with your fingers.
>Celestia smiles down at you from her throne before gesturing with her wing to the side of room.
>"And to make certain that your deeds are never forgotten, a window at the castle has been dedicated to your exploit."
>As on cue, a guard pony releases a rope that allows a tarp to fall, revealing said window.
>Like the others, it's stained glass but this one depicts you striking down your foe by channeling the power of the ponies who bear the Elements of Harmony.
>Immediately, a cacophony engulfs the room with applause and cameras snapping anything and everything.
>Despite that, you can still hear the cheering of your friends who are lined up on the side of you.
>You bow down with immense gratitude.
"Princess Celestia, I... don't know what to say. But, thank you!"
>She shakes her head at your display.
>"Stand Anonymous, we have too much to be thankful for that to be necessary."
>Obediently, you come to your feet.
>"Thank you once again for saving Equestria from certain doom, Anon. As a final reward, you may ask me any question which I shall answer truthfully."
>Thumbing your chin, you consider the offer.
>You've already received so much so it's not an unfair gift.
>And you do have questions that only Celestia could answer.
>Questions, if answered, that could reveal forbidden, dark secrets about the pony matriarch in front of you and even Equestria itself.
>Most importantly, there is one question that has festered in your mind ever since you met her.
>This might be your only chance to get an answer...

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