RGRE: Reversed Gender Roles Equestria

>>30145537
Why?

>>30145554
Its a shitposting faggot with a hate boner for bat pony pics, just sage this thread. The other thread seems to be quieting down from the shitposting. Just report and ignore em.

>>30145577
>Implying
This is a batfag in action. I mean, really? Calling someone a shitposting faggot just because they want the OP pic to be related to the general itself?

>>30145665
>Throws such a bitchfit over a pic he makes a thread that ALSO doesn't use a relevant pic.
Yeaaaaaah, sure guy. That is totally correct. Just shut the fuck up and wait for one of the writefags in the active thread to go through and make the new one.

>>30145725
>Tells everyone to create a new thread if the other one really is a fake one made by someone who used someone else's name
>Someone makes a new thread
>"Hurr, it's just a shitposting faggot"
Can you just do everyone a favor and leave?

>>30145828
Sure numbnuts, no one is coming here anyways to look at your stupidity.

>>30145861
Not when shitposters like you are here, no.

>>30145537
so how did derpy get derped? seems like she was a legendary flyer for a while.

>>30146249
>Don't know, go ask the RGRE thread, this is just an autist made one. >>30142363
They have a good answer.

>>30146249
No idea. Maybe she got lazier and lazier?

Ignore this shitposter >>30146291
It's just a batfag who's butthurt over others not liking his OC.

>>30146330
seems like most people dont care, but if its a theme for the next thread youll have your answer.

>>30147534
Ketchup icecream?

>>30146249
rainbows parents had to make an example out of derpy...

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>>30146249
She flew into a tree. It's been coloring books for Christmas ever since.

But she is so friendly and cheerful that everyone loves her anyway.

Alternate explanation in image attached.

>>30146249
What if she still is, and only pretended to get worse because she didn't want all the fame that came with being Nr 1 or something?

>>30148706
>in Reversed Gender Roles Equestria
>on vacation
>visiting the Neightherlands
>walk into a "hash bar," because curious
>the place is full of pony tourists
>there's Derpy
>her eyes are redder and derpier than usual
>she puts a more than companionable arm around your shoulders
>"Hey, my human stallion friend! Wanna try this stuff? It's great!"
>you are not altogether certain about this and politely demur
>chat with her, and she's obviously really stoned
>she asks you to come back to her hotel room for coffee
>"coffee," you think, making mental air quote marks around the word
>but you always did think she was cute
>and never harassed you around town like the other mares did
>get back to her motel room
>she's on top of you before the door closes
>"I've wanted you for so long," she says
>seriously? She never so much as flirted before.
>you did always think she was cute
>adorable-cute, not so much sexy-cute
>but when she bends over in front of you and lifts up her tail, you think you could work with it
>perhaps unfortunately the power of the hot monkey dick scrambles her brains and leaves her unconscious before you can even get your rocks off
>for lack of a better idea, you put her to bed, then lie down, intending just to cuddle with her for a few minutes, big spoon to her little spoon
>it's late and you doze off
>next morning you're awakened by Celestia's sun rising through the window
>Derpy wakes up too, looking kind of miserable
>she looks at you, looks at the floor
>"Did we do something last night?"
>well, you sure did try, you suppose. Best to spare her the traumatic details.
>you just nod
>"I can't even remember," she says, sadly
>"I just don't know what went wrong."
>you hug her
>"Maybe if we get you stoned instead of me--"
>No. Thank you very much for the kind and generous offer, but no.
>"Wanna go see the canals?"
>Sure, that sounds harmless and potentially fun.
>it was not a wholly wasted day
>get it? wasted? it's a pun

>>30149431
you in the wrong thread my nigga

>>30149431
>>30149433
BAT

>>30142363
>>30142363
>>30142363

>>30149431
>but you always did think she was cute
>you did always think she was cute
cute short story.

>>30149490
thanks.

sorry about any awkward phrasing. that's what I get for hammering out a first draft right into the "post reply" dialog box with zero editing.

>>30149557
it happens

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>>30145537
MFW this thread is more RGRE relevant than a NOF thread, yet everyone's on the autism thread.

Guess good RGRE really IS dead!

>>30149431
Mares hitting on men in the bars? I like!

>>30149442
>OC who has literally never been mentioned in this general
>bat oc waving pompoms like a cheerleader which is very anti-RGRE
>>30149433
>Implying this is the wrong thread

>>30150832
technically it could be since theres male cheerleaders in our world that are really flamboyant, but its obvious from the attitude here and there by the same poster that it was just meant to annoy. he also posted in anon in pony prison.

tld; stay in your own containment general.

If mares run the world and stallions are treated like women were treated back in the 50s, then would you become the ultimate rebel? Or would you be happy being a stay-at-home husband who always makes sure that the house is clean and dinner's on the table when your wife gets home from work?

>>30145665
So I see this thread is going to be one long RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE because OP got completely bent out of shape because the world failed to live up to his exacting expectations. Don't like bat ponies? Don't care. Saged. Hidden. Enjoy your loneliness.

>>30148974
Underrated post.

>>30151031
god yes. staying home to do fuckall most of the day while someone else is the bread winner is the dream.

>>30151031
that's not even a question
>clean the house for 20minutes
>masturbate to human porn
>chill all day without doing shit
>make some food
>get some sweet horse pussy

this is haven

>>30151077
You have to learn how to cook food. And if you burn it, pony will beat you if she's in a bad mood.

>>30151141
theoretically she would want sex as often as she could get it, right? it would be up to you.

>>30151151
your waifu sounds like a terrible pony. why do you stay with her?

>>30151159
damn son...
the house would be a mess the grass all brown and dryed up

>>30151159
>your waifu sounds like a terrible pony.
It was just a bad joke.

How would you cheer up your waifu if she came home all grumpy because of a really bad day at work?

>>30151211
would it cheer her up if i'd split her butt with my dick?

>>30151228
I don't know who your waifu is, so I can't answer that.

>>30151196
Convince her to hire a gardener.

>>30151141
Just wait till you have foals.

>>30151396
Normal foals or satyr foals?

>>30151439
I prefer the pokemon logic option even if it's silly. Makes for more interesting scenes in their teen years where their friends or potential dates aren't expecting the dad to inexplicably be a tall bipedal ape thing.

So I'm wondering why we needed another thread? Haven't we had batpone pictures as the OP before?

>Your waifu wants to get married
>How does she propose to you?

>>30151639
shes an autistic shut-in, so i probably ask her

>>30151661
Twilight Sparkle?

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>>30151714

>>30151579
Nope. Never.

>>30151579
Yeah, when ehpermal posts his story there usually is one next thread. This is just some shitposters attempt at trying to split the thread. The link up top to the active thread actually has the writers, just sage this thing and head on over to the other one. Just ignore the guy screaming about bat ponies and dumb thread purists, apparently he is from the royal guardmare thread.

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>>30151891
>when Celestia heard that you were the one to propose she withdraws her blessing
>she felt that it would look bad if someone of Luna's stature wasn't the one proposing
>after all, if you don't even have the teats to ask a stallion's hoof in marriage, how can you rule Equestria?
>forbids you from wedding until Luna gets it right
>she also follows you two around to make sure Luna's doing things the "right" way and ends up being a huge cockblock

>>30152089
Just ignore this fag.
>Yeah, when ehpermal posts his story there usually is one next thread.
A quick trip to the /mlp/ archive and a search for "rgre" in the subject field shows that you are full of crap. Now stop shitposting in this general.

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>>30152100
This can only end with Luna wanting to run away with Anon.

>>30152100
celestia needs to get with the times. its [current year] in equestria.

>>30152100
>Celestia keeps butting in every time Luna tries asking you to marry her because she's not doing it right
What is the "right" way to ask for someone's hoof in marriage to Celestia?

>>30152089
I thought so but was making sure. Been a long time since Ehp posted.

>>30152664
good news by the way, ol Emphy dropped by the real thread and has announced his plans for a quick update.

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>>30152618
A few options of this dynamic come to mind

>Luna is spilling her spaghetti the whole time and Celestia wants this moment to be perfect. She eventually starts "helping" and making it increasingly more staged and decadent.

>Luna is working up the courage to try and Celestia is stalking them on dates (thinks she's more discreet than she is). Criticism and interference is more on their general relationship.

>Luna tries to overcompensate and pulls some hilariously outdated practices and now offensive traditions

>>30152089
>The link up top to the active thread actually has the writers
So you just made up an unwritten rule now that only those with names may create the RGRE threads?

>>30152886
...No you spergy retard, they just wont bother going along with a autist trying to split the thread over his own stupidity. What part of that comment brought you to that conclusion? The other thread is the more active and will be the one used till its finished, this thread will be ignored by everyone else.

>>30152925
>over his own stupidity
Ah, so wanting the OP pic to be related to the general in some tiny way and not some random meme from another general means you're stupid?
>this thread will be ignored by everyone else.
If only idiots like you could ignore it instead of trying to start shit so people could talk about RGRE stuff in peace. Yet still you linger here.

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>>30152880
I would love to see all three options happening.

>>30152978
>"real" thread 300 posts in
>still just people arguing about the OP image

>>30152880
so is celestia hitch now?

>>30152880
>Luna is spilling her spaghetti the whole time
It's difficult to imagine Luna spilling spaghetti.

>>30153493
Is it? Not for me. I imagine she is more than aware of how much time she missed and how out of touch she is with modern times. It's easy for me to imagine her having continuous pastasplosions, self-conscious about how she's perceived.

That's why we almost never see her onscreen. She's trapped in her bedroom beneath a mountain of spaghetti most of the time.

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>>30152100
>>30152880
>tfw Sunbutt is projecting and is basing what's proper on what she would do in Luna's place

>>30154163
Possibly. But how can you base things if you aren't based? Explain that.

>>30154163
>celestia had a bit of a crush on anon for quite some time
>spent a lot of time fantasizing about how she would propose to him is he were her stallion
>finds out he actually likes luna
>respects his wishes to be with her since she fancies him as well, but cant help but project her own fantasies into lunas love life and make her do things "the right way"

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>Celestia's face when she spots Anon and Luna spending time together without her

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>One you get past her royal exterior, Luna is actually really chill. She'll let you get away with marely things because your her friend.
>It's Celestia who is a bit of a stiff. 1000 years of being a living icon and being held to the highest standards has just made her that way. You can't belch or walk around half nude abd looking like hell around her like Luna lets you without catching shit.
>But at the same time, Celestia desperately wants to be your friend and you don't have the heart to turn her down. But nether do you want to change into a totally different person just to appease her.
>What's a guy to do?

>>30155884
rise against the matriarchy and go shirtless

>>30155884
Would Luna have a problem if I were to start dressing a bit more fancy?

>>30155884
Get Celestia and Luna together and have a talk with both of them about the whole situation.

What if mares started whistling at you everytime you walked by the places where they work?

>>30155884
Luna is so darn cute.

Wouldn't it make more sense if Luna and Celestia switched places?

>>30159851
then their qt marks wouldnt make sense silly.

New real thread up guys
sage this one.
>>30159707

>>30159902
>making a new thread when one is up
you sure are a faggot.

>>30159902
>Still being asshurt to this day
Do everyone a favor and leave the RGRE general.

>>30159902
>Please use my real thread or I'll sage you
Don't you disrespect me little boy

>>30159915
Says the faggot that bitched so hard because the thread op wasn't relevant, guess what, that's you idiots now. Get over there.>>30159902

>>30159945
>Literally nothing wrong with this general
>OP shows that this is the RGRE general in every way
>"No! this is a shitpost faggot thread! Reeeee!"
Just leave.

>>30159945
>Says the faggot that bitched so hard because the thread op wasn't relevant,
I knew it. You only follow "Writerfags"

Without them. Thread are useless. Without people. They are just normal faggot with trip.

>>30159945
or you could leave.

>>30159851
Someone posted a reply to this post in the wrong thread, so I figured I'd repost it here.
>In terms of being bothered how untraditional anon is? Yeah, probably. Of course you can look at it like Celestia is all about good PR and so can be pretty conservative if it means choosing the least offensive and universally palatable option. She could be more worried how it will look to the masses first and foremost.

>>30160027
>Implying
He is in the right thread. Now stop being intentionally stupid and get over there. That fourth thread some retard made is close to saging at 10, this and the last thread need to be left alone too so people stop thinking we are full of idiots.

>>30160027
i have a headcanon based around luna eclipsed that celestia is the more traditional pony that cares about public appearance since she never asks anyone to just call her celestia. luna asked all the common folk to refer to her as luna.

>>30160046
you made a new thread when this one was perfectly fine. you cant save face now.

>>30160057
It was done by the dumbass that made this ones own logic, by his standards the thread op is off topic. It was done by a writefag that knew what he was doing.

>>30160084
the writefag that made the actual thread by the way.

>>30160084
a sports event is clearly dominated by mares. how is that not on topic?

>>30160102
Its not rgre enough because it doesn't only mares dominating it. And its a competition Derpy won(that is twerking) and they are all foals to boot, so by the bat guys autistic standards, it is just a random pic that isn't relevant to the thread. You fuckers keep on winging about the thread OP having to be relevant that when one is made you stick you're heads up your collective asses.

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>>30160057
This.
>>30160084
>by his standards the thread op is off topic
>Filly > colt
>off topic
This just shows that you are a genuine shitposter who is only looking to start shit.

>>30160132
Why in the hell are some of my words not showing up in my sentences...I got to go and check this out. doesn't only have*
>>30160137
>ignoring the entire shitstorm last thread just to agree with the random schmuck that started this by doing the exact same thing.
...are you retarded?

>>30160132
>Its not rgre enough because it doesn't only mares dominating it.
>stick you're heads up
I'm confident that everyone here knows that we should ignore trolls who can't even spell properly?

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Honestly, I really think this should be the main thread, but I think most of the momentum is with the other one.

Maybe this thread just wasn't brought up at the right time...

You have my sympathies, OP.

>>30160168
Just like we can ignore trolls that cant make the thread with the proper OP.

>>30160182
Don't play nice with him. He started the entire purity test shitpost drama by screaming about bat ponies being shoehorned in the thread.
Hell the writefag that started the real thread already got to writing. Fuck this pit of stupidity, they wont even stand by their own retarded logic.

>>30160182
Don't sympathize with radically stupid people, it'll get you nowhere in life.

>>30160203
>>30160224
This thread has literally zero wrongs: It is an alright RGRE general. The only ones who are turning this thread into shit right now are trolls like you who are still butthurt to this day over how someone wanted the OP pic to be related to the general.

>>30160249
>The same retard that made the last thread a shithole because the OP is irrelevant. Guess what, the fucker gets his wish. Now drop this thread and got to the real one so we can put this shit behind us. Don't get bitchy because you followed a troll trying to split the thread like a blind stallion with a shiny cock ring.

>>30160182
>Honestly, I really think this should be the main thread
I agree.

>>30160224
>>30160203

>>30143910

>>30160292
And yet you're still replying to yourself. Main thread is up this way >>30159707

>>30160317
>And yet you're still replying to yourself
Implying samefag
Why are you being such a faggot for?
>Main thread is up this way
Implying again
There is literally nothing wrong with this thread.

>>30159902
>>30159945
Class A shitposters.

>>30160312
And?
Here is how the consummation of a whiny bitches thread was made.
part 1 >>30143426
part 2 >>30143426
part 3 >>30143615
part 4 >>30143638
part 5 >>30143742
part 6 >>30143764
part 7 >>30143779
part 8 >>30143799
part 9 >>30143899
see this. This is the amount of autism that made this thread, and you people are enabling it.
>>30160466
You are shitposting by being here. This was an unnecessary thread made to split the thread by a guy that couldn't resist the urge to throw a shitfit of a bat the last guy that OP used. And all this is because the usual guy that made the thread was too busy. Guess what folks, that problem is fixed in the actual thread.
>>30160362
>Implying
Except for the entire reason it was made, you don't encourage and coddle an autist when he throws a fit.

>>30160521
>Just look at him, flying across the sky towards a better tomorrow.
>Sure, Mrs. Cake doesn't like it one bit
>But that's where husband-hunting mercenaries ike you come in.
>Tracking down dumb husbands who ditched their wives is what you do for a living
>And you're the best there is in Equestria

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>30160558

>>30160558
I can even point out when this autist wouldn't drop the issue and kept calling everyone batfags. Keeping this unnecessary thread up is the same as letting the guy that derailed the thread to focus on the OP win.
>>30160587
part 1 of the 2 part exodus of triggered autist man.
>>30145543
part 2 >>30145564
>>30145570
part 3 >>30145607
part 4 >>30145641
part 5 >>30145721
This thread is a joke made by a shitposter that successfully derailed the thread. To those that don't want to deal with this retardation the other thread is fresh, feel free to sage this stupidity like it should have been done already.

>Luna may be the Princess of dreams
>She may be able to chase away the nightmares of her subjects
>But she is next to powerless against her own fears that confront her while she sleeps
>But a mare has to be strong
>A Princess doubly so

>It is easy to parade around her consort Anonymous as her lover
>But she fears to let anyone know that he is the reason she can sleep soundly through the day.
>That his embrace when she is weakest, chases her own nightmares away.

>>30160689
Wrong thread mister double poster. This is the dead thread.

>>30160706
>Implying
If that's the case, then why do you linger here? To start crap with other posters who just wants to talk about RGRE things?

>>30160759
To get people to stop posting in the autist that derailed the last thread and enabling him. The real thread is talking about RGRE things as well, hence why its called fresh. The only one doing the unnecessary splitting of the thread is you and the people still in this thread when an active one no one can complain about is up.

>>30145554
Because OP is a cunt.

>>30160790
So you are just lurking and waiting for a moment to start shit with everyone here just because someone wanted the OP pic to be related to the general in some way?

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>>30160790
The people objecting to the Batpony with pom-poms are right.

The reason for the BS is because several people were apparently in favour of getting rid of the relevancy of the OP image.

What if the OP text was changed as well in a different thread, and talked about cookie recipies? Would that still be enough to have this count as an RGR thread?

>>30160706
>>30160689
he's a filthy post stealer is what he is, considering I wrote that and didn't post it here

I normally don't give a shit about people stealing stuff I post as Anon, that's half the point of posting as an Anon

But this thread is clearly dead. It's been up for two days and has just over 100 posts, meanwhile the thread it was created to kill has already hit the post limit, and it's successor, that this thread hopes in vain to kill, has been up for a few hours and already has nearly a 100 posts of it's own, plus actual writefags hanging around.

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>>30160878
>What if the OP text was changed as well in a different thread, and talked about cookie recipies? Would that still be enough to have this count as an RGR thread?
Fucking this!

>>30160830
Like you and your friend when you kept coming back to the main thread to bitch and derail it, when there wasn't many people blindly following him. Not even close.
>>30160878
NO ONE WAS IN FAVOR OF GETTING RID OF THE RELEVANCY FOR THE OP IMAGE YOU DUMB IMPLYING FUCK! No where did anyone say to keep the fucking Image, we got the real thread up you shitposting faggot. Kill this irrelevant thread already. The slippery slope argument doesn't work, IF THERE WASNT A FUCKING SLOPE TO BEGIN WITH!
>>30160919
I cant tell if you're actually playing along with the shitposter or if your as equally retarded. The only derailment was the faggot screaming about a bat eeeeeing in the OP, THATS ALL THAT WAS YOU FUCKING MONGALOIDS!

>>30160919
it's like you faggots forgot the time we spent at least two threads talking about cookie recipes and baking secrets.

Surprisingly without any autists complaining about it not being RGRE enough

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>>30160929
>Still going at it instead of letting people talk about RGRE in peace
Do everyone a favor and leave.

good meme

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>>30160929
>NO ONE WAS IN FAVOR OF GETTING RID OF THE RELEVANCY FOR THE OP IMAGE YOU DUMB IMPLYING FUCK!
They were saying that it was fine, that it was not a problem, and were not acknowledging that there was even a tiny bit of a problem in the first place.

This meant that the start of making a case for the OP image being relevant was establishing that the OP image not being relevant was a problem. This got a lot of resistance. Denying that there is a problem, or denying that it is a thing that should be fixed is the same as saying that this is a good way to do things.

Here's how I'd see the flow of the conversation going, if you had people actually engaged:

>This is a problem
-->It's worth / not worth being fixed
---->How should it be fixed.

Each bullet point is a step in the conversation, but there were people who adamantly refused to entertain the notion that a batpony mare waving pom-poms around might not be a relevant RGR image header.

Acknowledging that there is a problem still leaves at least two obvious stages of the conversation where remaking the thread could be avoided.

Some idiots had to make this into a frustrating exercise in explaining something that's supposed to be super basic and obvious, like saying that water is wet.

Let's say you got a majority of people there all agreeing that "this OP image is shit, but we're too far in to nuke the thread and start over." "Let's fix this next thread, and agree to just remake at less than ten posts if the new thread is fucked up, too.". That would have completely solved EVERYTHING. The people most vocally against batponies would have had their objections noted and validated, and then they'd be much more willing to accept compromise.

Instead, the idiots kept stomping over them without saying anything about them having a point, thus making them more stubborn.

Shit, it's like some of you people here are *actually* autistic, not the "everything is autistic hurr durr" meme meaning.

If someone has a point, just let them know. You don't have to agree with everything they might say, but at least agreeing on some basic elements can make things flow a hell of a lot more smoothly.

>>30160909
This is how they tried to do it in the RGM thread. Try and subvert the bass of the thread by taking it and changing it in subtle ways, kind of what these guy are supposedly "worried" about.
>>30160939
You are very right. Now allow me to continue pointing out the RGM faggot shitposters order of operations. Them being literal faggots in this case means very little other than they are very, very stupid. Moving on though.
>>30160919
>>30160878
If this is what is really worrying you, I got a question. Why didn't the faggot that made this fake thread not use a regular RGRE image as a OP pic, and instead used >>30145537 this jailbait pic. And before you say, its just a random pic folks think of this when the guy screaming at everyone and calling them batfags infiltrating the thread, think about what he said. >>30143615
Now, aside from him screaming >>30143615
and calling people that disagreed with him a batfag, this was literally the only argument that could even remotely be considered legitimate >>30143910 but even then, if this was so god damn important that it required making a new unnecessary thread by the one autist complaining. Why. Didn't. He. Use. A. RGRE. PIC. Think hard on that and then look back at the OP of this thread again. IF there was a slippery slope to say, best foal to fuck meme or something like that, then sneaking that into the OP of an RGRE thread is a surefire way to get the attention of such a niche general. Then when they start coming in they can slowly get rid of the relevancy of the RGRE thread itself, because that is exactly what was implied would happen. Because before the last real thread finished, another person posted a RGRE thread, we have in total, at least 7 maybe 8 original thread images to use. Be consistent and apply your logic to that fact.

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>>30161028
>they'd be much more willing to accept compromise.
>compromise

sage goes in the email field in case you were wondering broksis

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>>30161049
>Be consistent and apply your logic to that fact.
This thread's OP image has 7 female characters to exactly 1 male character. The description mentions fillies outnumbering colts.

One of the several possible background reasons for RGR is a birth ratio disparity between the genders.

I think that the OP image is sufficiently RGR for the thread. At most, I'd just want the thread header to make use of the whitespace in the formatting to include a title. Something like pic related.

If several images in a row were of very young characters, then there might be a pattern and I might start opposing it, but that's not the case here.

>>30161028
They were saying it was fine for one thread, because the MAIN PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR FUCKING POSTING IT WAS UNAVALIBLE, literally said at the top of the fucking thread, so the person that did it just grabbed a random pic to throw on, and then it would be fixed next thread. But when nobody told the retard that was throwing a bitchfit to shut up and don't bump his thread. He came back to the real thread(not the current one) to derail it as hard as he could. There was never a problem except for one faggot that hates bat ponies. The real RGRE thread is up right now, with a genuine writefag. This entire conversation and thread is functionally worthless. Looking back at the thread starting from this point >>30143426
to this point >>30145758
shows it was blatantly obvious that the thread was just going to ignore the OP until the next thread was made with the exception of 4 people. The one person that made a legitimate point and was acknowledged as of the new thread >>30143910
and 3 shitposters that talked to each other and ignored everyone talking in order to derail the thread. >>30144470 the baiter
>>30144494 the yesman
>>30144521 and the screaming gay autist
These fuckers with the exception of the very top guy, are notorious shitposters over in RGM. How they work is they bait, endlessly baiting, and making stupid points for people to fall for and then twist their words. At which point they go off and make a thread to try and split the more popular one down to a more manageable size so they can kill it. Third step is...well this guy>>30161114
(I will happily rebut you in a moment, however I must use your comment as an example). Fucking word limit, I cant get my detective groove on with it in the way,tbcinp2

>>30161203
Part 2. Electric Boogaloo.
>Third step is...well this guy>>30161114
What they do is they give out just barely plausible issues that could arise, thereby setting off stage 4, Fear mongering, as shown by these two>>30160878
>>30160919
(Note, it is entirely possible that they are just one or two of the three posing as other Anon's, just as it is possible they are regular thread goers)
by encouraging the random's into thinking it is a good idea follow their shaky advice they then slowly try to shift people over to their way of thinking while actively ignoring points brought up against them and encouraging others to do the same, as I caught them so early on during my visit, I don't happen to know they extent of the plan they were going to do with the split threads, only that they wanted to kill it. Might be because autism, not being gay enough, or they are magical neo Nazi feminist that felt the need to go around on 4chan by using their boyfriends as metaphorical condoms from our natural privilege toxicity, I doubt they will come clean if you ask, but its a shot. Now, I think that pretty much sums up the event nicely.
>>30161114
Let me just post this and I will answer you next. Then we can all go back to our respective threads, crack a cold one, and enjoy some good horsepussy. And this joke of a thread kill attempt can finally die, thereby freeing up space on the board. Fuck....I REALLY, feel the need to wear a fedora to go with my detectiveing. Oh well.

>>30161114
Now for you. While you are right that the image in the OP of this thread could be considered RGRE enough, but is it really? The pic could be a popular meme in old Filly fooler threads, or even a best kid waifu contest pic, or any number of things that it has been used for over the board years. But so could the bat pic last thread, literally all that it was, was a bat swinging Pom Poms and EEEeeeee, there is literally no other context involved in that pic. If the screaming faggot didn't start shitposting and the 8 bat pics posted, a majority of which were either direct references to green prompts or ideas, Emphermal visiting, and the 2 at the top when speaking directly to said screaming faggot, then there still couldn't be an implied pattern. Like the one you suggested here
>I think that the OP image is sufficiently RGR for the thread. At most, I'd just want the thread header to make use of the whitespace in the formatting to include a title. Something like pic related.If several images in a row were of very young characters, then there might be a pattern and I might start opposing it, but that's not the case here.
It was still just the thread going about its business while being forced to listen to an idiot bitch and moan about bats being shoehorned everywhere and while that isn't happening here, they why waste the time to use a redundant thread? Because lets use your logic on the bat pic now. If you weren't told (screamed) that it was a bat meme, then would you know or care about it? Because I can make it RGRE just like you did with the jailbait prize winners pic, the bat pony is a stallion cheering on his mare from the sidelines...fucking crazy how easy that was huh? Fun fact, that is exactly what a so called batfag that was poking fun at screaming autist said justified him thinking there was a bat invasion in RGRE and it was fine to try and split it. Use your brain here and tell me what doesn't belong. part dos of the response incoming.

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In fact, have a bunch.

>>30161452
>>30161114
This is a concept thread, where some ideas are actively rejected as the base has no use for it, and with the large majority agreeing that it isn't worth it. Which is why making a stupid purity OP test would mean they could get some support for a separate thread, once isolated they can slowly kill it off, either by trying to piss off the opposite side to the point of abandoning the thread, or by sidetracking readers into leaving elsewhere. These specific faggots have tried these methods in the RGM thread. And we had a more succinct outline for the thread. Point is that if they can bring autism to bear on a single minuet point and people just go with it, then things like this happen.

>>30161495
My brain is starting to run on fumes do to lack of sleep, good riddance fake bait thread.

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Is this the end of rgre?

>>30161581
sadly no

>>30161203
>They were saying it was fine for one thread
>>30143426
>>30152029
>>30143471
Insulting the idea that there's a problem.

>>30143764
Saying that the situation of the OP image not being relevant to the thread is no problem.

Honestly, I'm not reading where they give any limits on how relevant they're thinking the OP image should be. They're not saying "We'll make sure to change it for next thread", they're saying "Just keep the batponies, it's fine". I'm just seeing an increasing flood of batpony stuff, which is a change of subject away from RGR, and explicitly to oppose the people saying that the thread should remain RGR. It also looks like the thread OP was faking their name.

This thread was explicitly invited multiple times in the other thread.

>The one person that made a legitimate point
Bullshit. There were several people making points like that. I myself made the same point about Griffons and went out of my way to say that the Batponies weren't the problem, the lack of any RGR themes in the image was.

>>30161637
First off, they were insulting the overly sensitive retard screeching about bat ponies, trying to conflate that as being an actual problem is as hilarious as it is insulting you're cherry picking the bat images as if they weren't RGRE. Second, picking out conversations ignoring the so called "situation" of the OP image being addressed below the bat pic you linked. Three, I know you're one of the faggot shitposters trying to kill the thread by your use of shaky "logic". Four, even if the person that made the thread was faking a writefags name it doesn't matter. Because the points I made here>>30161323
The thread image of this thread isn't explicitly RGRE, so the same argument your using could be used here too. Five, I made a list of the argument here>>30160672
and here>>30161203
where inbetween the bitching of the screaming autist you pointedly ignore people saying the a writefag will start the next one with a appropriate thread pic.
>The one person that made a legitimate point
>Bullshit. There were several people making points like that. I myself made the same point about Griffons and went out of my way to say that the Batponies weren't the problem, the lack of any RGR themes in the image was.
I see you ignored this>>30161049
try again you faggot, I don't know why you fuckers are messing with this thread today, but I recognize you shits. You just got unlucky and got caught before you could fuck it up even further. Because at this point all you can do is try to abstractly pull a reason for bat posters to come out of nowhere to change the thread, and implying other peoples conversations to fit your narrative. While all I had to do was point it out at what you fuckers were doing.

>>30161323

>>30161114
The pic in question IS an RGR pic. It's not dong ring, but it's still very RGR.

>>30160878
>>30160919
This is not fear mongering, this is exaggerating an example to the point of absurdity to try to magnify the problem to the point that people will be able to see it. It looks like it was still too subtle, since no-one got the point.

>>30161452
I'm pretty sure the filly fooler thread is the lesbian fetishist thread. I think the thread you're thinking of is cocksocks. I don't spend any time in either, so I might be wrong.

I already agreed that it was a bit lacking as a thread image, and mentioned better use of whitespace. That's because it was just a screenshot.

>Because lets use your logic on the bat pic now.
Same logic, same result. The bat pic not only didn't support the thread theme, it went against it. The batpony was a mare, cheerleading in a traditionally female way. That's less on topic than just standing perched on a building somewhere.

>If you weren't told (screamed) that it was a bat meme, then would you know or care about it?
I don't care about the bat meme, I care about keeping the thread at least broadly on topic. I know I made at least one post about how a batpony image could fit in the thread and be fine. Keep any batpony stories RGR, and I won't be posting any complaints.

>Fuck....I REALLY, feel the need to wear a fedora to go with my detectiveing.
Fedoras are more for indiana jones adventuring. What you'd need is a grey trenchcoat and some cigarettes.

There were two flies in the ointment: The wrong OP image, and the people promoting it and wanting to keep it. This made the people who had a bit of a problem with the image, but didn't care enough to speak out about it, to post. I saw no indication at the beginning of the thread that the image was going to be changed to be more relevant, or even that many people thought there was any value in having a relevant image.

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>>30161746

Relax.

>>30161455
>>30161458
>>30161469
I can't zoom in on these since my browser is telling me the images have errors, but, assuming these are guardmare bats, this is a good example of something that would be relevant to the thread.

Maybe a bit too much crossover with the batpony or guardsmare threads to be a regular image for the RGR thread, but definitely on topic enough to serve as a thread header. If one of these was picked, there'd be no argument from me.

>>30161746
I've been on RGR since before it got the name. I have no interest in seeing this general die down.

>Because at this point all you can do is try to abstractly pull a reason for bat posters to come out of nowhere to change the thread, and implying other peoples conversations to fit your narrative. While all I had to do was point it out at what you fuckers were doing.
What the actual fuck am I reading here?

>>30161753
>The batpony was a mare
Your implying that because you think its a mare. There is literally no way to tell with that pic as its androgynous, only the screaming autist knew what it was.
>If you weren't told (screamed) that it was a bat meme, then would you know or care about it?
I don't care about the bat meme, I care about keeping the thread at least broadly on topic. I know I made at least one post about how a batpony image could fit in the thread and be fine. Keep any batpony stories RGR, and I won't be posting any complaints.
completely agree with you, which is what the bat pics in the thread at time were about, with the sole exception being the two directly speaking to the screaming bat autist. That's it, your basing your entire issue about a retards reaction to two fucking pics and his cronies taking the others out of context.
>The wrong OP image, and the people promoting it and wanting to keep it.
Wrong on both accounts, if you actually paid attention to the conversation they were talking about keep the thread going, not the OP image, along with them counter shitposting the autist, how you managed to fundamentally misunderstand that I don't understand, but moving on
>I saw no indication at the beginning of the thread that the image was going to be changed to be more relevant, or even that many people thought there was any value in having a relevant image.
Which is correct, but the autist kept complaining about it and was told to fuck off when he went of an prematurely made this fake thread. Conflating that argument into, irrelevant plan to change the thread fundamentally is comically stupid on your part, as there is literally no reason for it to happen, and if it did, be it bat ponies or some other general, then we are all smart enough...some of us are smart enough to realize its bullshit, and ditch the thread. You people have been making a slippery slope argument on behalf of a faggot shitposter trying to kill the thread.wcip2 Sage to man

>>30161799
If you aren't a shitposter then move on to the real thread, follow the dong ring. This austistic shithole needs to die off.
>Maybe a bit too much crossover with the batpony or guardsmare threads to be a regular image for the RGR thread, but definitely on topic enough to serve as a thread header. If one of these was picked, there'd be no argument from me.
Glad you feel that way, the screaming autist doesn't agree with you and would have started this shit regardless.
>>30161753
>Fedoras are more for indiana jones adventuring. What you'd need is a grey trenchcoat and some cigarettes.
Hmmm...that would be pretty cool. Duly noted. Don't forget to sage when you post here.
And I think that's it..>>30161761
neat, but this thread is supposed to be dead, so sage if you are going to keep dumping random pics in this thread. Its rude to have so many threads on the board.

>>30161811
>Your implying that because you think its a mare.
I'm saying that because of the head shape, body shape, and the number of eye-sparklies for lack of a better term. Male characters in the MLP show style are bigger in the body, are more square-jawed, and only have one white sparkle in their eye. Female characters have two sparkles, and the children have one more sparkle in their eye than they normally would.

>That's it, your basing your entire issue about a retards reaction to two fucking pics and his cronies taking the others out of context.
No I'm not. I just scrolled through, and most of the bat pictures are not in relation to an rgre batpony greentext.
I doubt one faggot anon is influential enough to have cronies.

>Which is correct
If there's no will to avoid the situation in the future, then that means there's no will to keep the OP on topic. Which opens the door to exactly the same kind of gradual shift you're accusing others of.

We should've all moved here to this thread after the old one went down, but the momentum of the other thread was decided with when this thread was being advertised. Twice, at least, I've replied to an aggressively anti-bat person to just roll with the new thread.

That the new thread is where the action is happening now was never the debate. That there was a relevancy problem in the last thread *is* what this is about.

>>30161915
>I'm saying that because of the head shape, body shape, and the number of eye-sparklies for lack of a better term. Male characters in the MLP show style are bigger in the body, are more square-jawed, and only have one white sparkle in their eye.
and this is RGRE, where the guys are girlier women and the women are manlier women...just put horsewords in the human terms spots.
>No I'm not. I just scrolled through, and most of the bat pictures are not in relation to an rgre batpony greentext.
while they weren't direct greentext it doesn't matter, they were responses to RGRE prompts and ideas, or do those magically not count anymore, should we be careful about making sure there are no Breezies in the thread because they don't have a direct story involved here? This point of the argument is dumb on the face of it.
>Which is correct
>If there's no will to avoid the situation in the future, then that means there's no will to keep the OP on topic. Which opens the door to exactly the same kind of gradual shift you're accusing others of.
I believe there was a misunderstanding on both our parts here.
When you said this
> I saw no indication at the beginning of the thread that the image was going to be changed to be more relevant
I thought you understood that people were just fucking with the autist and that they weren't actually going to go along with keeping the bat meme as the OP. Because as I have pointed out repeatedly, believing that is fucking retarded.
>or even that many people thought there was any value in having a relevant image.
Which is what people were fine with for the one thread, but when the screaming autist kept insisting that all bats are cancer and any discussion is a way of disrupting the thread, then you kept conflating people telling him to shut up, which only escalated the shitposting telling him to fuck off, which for some reason made you think that he was right...still not sure how you came to that asinine conclusion but whatever.
part 3 tbc

>>30161915
>>30162004
And stop replying without saging man, this thread is one giant shitpost and needs to be cleaned up.
>That there was a relevancy problem in the last thread *is* what this is about.
You are making it a relevancy problem when there wasn't one to begin with, that's all this boils down too man. People are smart enough not to post the bat meme of triggering again or any other form of OP except explicitly RGRE pics now. That is well fucking established. But with people being open to making things RGRE enough like these you and this guy said>>30161799
then this entire conversation is a waste of our time.

>>30162055
fuck, I forgot to sage, my bad.

>>30155884
Herd the living embodiments of the day and night.

Get both to sleep in same bed with you.
Not just for sexual, but also for snuggles and comfy.

Princest herd is best herd.

>>30162055
>And stop replying without saging man, this thread is one giant shitpost and needs to be cleaned up.
No thanks to a shitflinging autist like you.

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>>30162700
Only proper answer.

Reposting an old short story.

>"So how do you want these gems sorted boss?"
>He says, wiping the well earned sweat from his brow with a filthy rag that only he and Maud would dare use.
By size if you please. I will, of course take care of them by color and quality.
>"No problem boss, this is much easier than cracking open the geodes."
>He takes off the coveralls, once a pristine sapphire, now black with soil, sediment, and stone.
>The garment underneath hugs his form tightly but only covers his chest and back, pewter but for the dark trail
>Carving a path from his partially-exposed chest down to his clearly outlined navel.
>His scent floods the room, and bombards your delicate olfactories.
>Too used to blooming flowers, fine cuisine, and what latest scent nobleponies believe a lady should smell like this season.
>He sits, legs crossed, and stretches his arms upwards, popping his joints and relieving pressure on his tested bones.
>You opt for a 1200 thread count satin wrapped cushion, letting the synthesized clouds mold to your shape.
>He is fine on the cold marble of your sorting room.
>A room made to contain his filth, his scent, his brutish lack of coltishness all in the guise of a task that would take moments with your gem focused magic.
>A room to contain him.
>And you.
>Together.

>You slowly, agonizingly sort the gems.
>Desperately trying to keep yourself from completing the task that is as easy to you as reading is to Twilight.
>Just so that you may stay with him a little longer.
>The precious, filthy, perfect, marred, gentlest of brutes.
>"So, boss, your parents still coming down to see you and little Sweets?"
>His gruff voice is reminiscent of a grinder polishing a diamond.
Yes, their continued 'vacations' have left me feeling like something of a single mother as of late.
>"Seeing how Sweets behaves, I'm sure you'd be a great mom."
You are too kind, dear Anonymous.
>You play your role exquisitely, Sisyphean as it is

>>30162832
>If your cutie mark are diamonds, his would clearly be the rough geode.
>Shunned by most ponies for being marelier than Applejack.
>They would throw him away as a they would a stone, right into your welcoming hooves.
>Who better than you, after all to know the true worth within something that most would pass off as worthless.
>It was the first thing your cutie mark told you.
>A quick glance to the gems and you speed up slightly, to keep pace with him.
>He is getting better.
>Usually you’d have upwards of an hour to enjoy his company after mining.
>There is never much conversation between you two.
>That is fine with you, most days.
>Today isn’t most days however.
>Today you crack that geode that you’ve been chipping at for months.
>The last of the gems clink into their respective areas.
>Just as the last of his are tossed into place.
>”And that’s the last of them, you need anything else, boss?”
>He stands and dust himself off.
>It does nothing
>He is so much like a mare in so many aspects.
Well, darling there is one last task to complete.
Feel free to say no, it won’t effect your job at all if you don’t want to do it.
>But in one and only one he is just as much a colt as any other.
>You lift yourself up to your rear hooves, fore hooves planted on his lower chest.
>Your eyes meet and for an instant you believe that you see, what you see every time you look into the mirror when he crosses your mind.
>His eyes widen, you don’t see anything more as you close your eyes and surge forward.
>Magic brings him down to your level as your lips meet.
>No matter what happens next, you can at least remember this sensation.
>You feel a glimpse of fear, that is dashed away when his arms reach around you and lifts you up.
>His small tongue fights back, with a vigor that you wouldn’t believe can exist in a colt if it was any other than him.
>You open your eyes and draw back, he peppers you with kisses until you are out of range.
Make me filthy, darling.

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>>30155884
>>30162700
Wish there was a version of this that has both princesses in it.

>>30151031
Another question based around this idea.
How would your waifu react if you told her you want to get a job?

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>Your lady boss will never sexually harass you at work

>>30164614
Saved.

>>30164042

It's actually happened to me, and it's not the pleasant experience you think it is.

>>30164961
I can imagine it would be unpleasant if you have a girlfriend or if the boss is ugly or not your type. Was that the case for you? Or was it something else that made it not so pleasant?

>>30164961
details.

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>>30165187
This. We want details, please.

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>Mares are the ones who starts bar fights

>>30165504
Long time ago. She was a lot older than me and she had kinks that don't particularly appeal to me. I quit and sought employment elsewhere. That's all the details I'm prepared to share.

>>30166435
youre anonymous you faggot. lets hear details.

>>30166469
And your abusive tone guarantees that I will not be entertaining you with tales of being assaulted. Go fuck yourself.

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>>30166507
if youre not going to share details of stories then dont bring them up.

>>30166765

Just saying that if you think it would be a fun experience, trust me, it is not.

>>30166776

See, sexual assault in the workplace isn't about feelings, or even a desire for pleasure.

It's about power.

She wasn't interested in me in any way except to demonstrate that she had power over me, and could do whatever she wanted to me.

It's the worst sort of abusive relationship, and believe me, you don't want any part of it.

So it's public service message and not a story.

Deal with it.

>>30166794
your pain is another mans fantasy.

get over yourself and stop your woe is me bullshit.

>>30166794
Your fetishes did not align with the situation presented. This does not mean someone else would find the situation disagreeable.

>>30167213
>you will never be chosen by your superior out of hundreds of employees
>she will never use you as her personal pound of flesh to go on power trips
>she will never own your mind and body completely
why even work?

>>30166435
>She was a lot older than me
As in, she was an old hag who had visible wrinkles all over her face? Then I'd totally understand why it wasn't pleasant.

>>30166507
>Abusive tone
Holy fucking shit, go the fuck back to your tumblr blog, you cuck faggot snowflake.

>>30168846
>man in his 20s being dominated by a woman 60+
that sure is pathetic.

>>30168901
>is pathetic.
You mean would be pathetic. We still don't know if she really was that old.

>Word starts to spread that Anon is still single
>Even an entire year after he ended up in Equestria
>When asked why he hasn't settled down with a mare yet, he keeps dodging the question for some reason
>Some ponies wonders why he doesn't want to settle down with a strong and beautiful mare who can take care of both herself and him
>He is quite handsome, so it's not like it's difficult for him to find some pony
>The Mane 6 (or 7 if you count Starlight) believes that he has trouble, and makes it their goal to find him a mare

>>30166794
>It's about power.
>Mares will never try and dominate you and show you who's the boss

>>30166794
>She wasn't interested in me in any way except to demonstrate that she had power over me, and could do whatever she wanted to me.
Was she at the top of the ladder, so she didn't have a boss herself you could report her behavior to or something?

>>30169184
>inb4 glim glam mindcontrolle

scratch glimmer from this and i'd be good

>>30166794
>not recording it and black mailing her

fucking faggot, you cried under the shower?

>>30166469
>>30170191
>>30168895
Did you wake up on the wrong side of the cradle today?

>>30171030
>That's not really an arrow
>That's a sex toy that got stuck

>>30170256
>hey guys this totally happened to me
tell us what happened
>fuck you im not telling you what happened! D:

>>30171707
Did you ever put yourself in his shoes for a second and think that maybe he didn't want to talk about it at first because he did not want to think about it?

>>30171900
>>30166765

>>30172056
Fair enough.

>>30170186
Ignore Glimmer then. Let's say it takes place some time before she showed up.

>Nightmare Moon returns, and all things go canon until Twilight ignites the Elements.
>However, for some reason, they fail, despite everything being as expected/required.
>The Six expect Nightmare Moon to gloat at being undefeatable and they tremble.
>Instead, she groans and facehooves.
>Mumbling, "Stupid ponies and stupid Elements can't even do their job right."
>She puts on the most cheesiest acting.
>"Oh, woe is me, I have been defeated!"
>She falls to the ground in a theatrical faint, shrinking and reverting to post-season 2 Luna.
>Anon pokes his head around the corner. "Is it done yet?"
>Turns out that Luna spent her exile with Anon and are practically married.
>He basically fucked and loved the shit out of the anger she had like, nine hundred years ago.
>They've been on a 900 year honeymoon.
>Thing is, she picked up human gender roles from Anon/the world they were in.
>The Elements ploy was to smooth over her going batshit a thousand years ago, for Celestia's benefit/acceptance of Luna really being Luna and not a trick.
>Celestia arrives, happy to see her sister "purged" by the "Elements".
>To her surprise, Luna greets her happily and introduces her to Anon.
>To her further surprise, Luna's like, "Pft, fuck that [retaking the throne]. Hubby and I are going to snoo-snoo around Equestria on a second honeymoon."
>Celestia tries to reconcile that, not only does she now have a brother-in-law, her sister grew into a completely different pony from who she remembered, with human values.

>>30172475
So she is still basically Nightmare Moon, but nice? I can dig it.

>>30172475
>Anon starts aging normally now that he's back in a "real" world
>Decades pass
>Dies
NMM 2: The Necromancening