Momlestia #43

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>>30002570
Momlestia (Motherly Celestia stories, writefags and others) Archive 2.0
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>Trippy_Shippy
Change of view - Ded http://pastebin.com/45xcRavp
Forgiveness to end my pain http://pastebin.com/bAUG8RnS
Linguistic Walls http://pastebin.com/4sXpk2QJ

>Crimson
Bathtime http://pastebin.com/ndbKQ6y2
Celestia and BabyAnon http://pastebin.com/gzWVHUGi
Momlestia [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/6FAnBYyH
Mommy Issues http://pastebin.com/0TrELSqs
Safe in Her Womb [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/E2fvUYuB
Milk of The Sun [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/gGyQRDQt
Milk of The Sun II [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/kD8xEmc1

>Blue Feather
Good Morning Sunshine http://pastebin.com/Rtr6VwJM

>AfterHours
Ten Years http://pastebin.com/TJRYLcwM
Chrysalis: Kidnapped http://pastebin.com/XvD076Gt
Ten Years: Bedtime http://pastebin.com/pi9DmLAD
Ten Years: Sick http://pastebin.com/yigHazpS
Gala http://pastebin.com/hcZLUefZ
Ten Years: Mother's Day http://pastebin.com/ChZyyDRB
Camping Gone Wrong [EqG] http://pastebin.com/BDh8TQzG
Ten Years: Sleeping Through the Night http://pastebin.com/eXKhXGTZ
Ten Years: Nightmare Night http://pastebin.com/9Z1ihdJh
Just Pretending http://pastebin.com/5yLC320R
Nightmare [EqG] http://pastebin.com/7HAeaNuM

>SomeFag
Memories Of Anon http://pastebin.com/02YCRFN7

>Unbirthusiast
Celestia unbirths Anonymous [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/GzC2VR09

>Freud would be proud [NSFW] (CYOA) (unknown author)
http://pastebin.com/Mrc8pccP

>JazzTeeth
A Gift from the Sun [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/50rWTY4E

>LoreLove
Celestia Wrestles Anon [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/fz1BGava
Celestia, Luna, and Anon Try Yoga [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/fg2rKuVf
Celestia and Anon Shop Clothes [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/C8DnvwBw

>F#cked up Oedipal HumanXCelestia Unbirth [NSFW] (unknown author)
http://pastebin.com/zsRTzrUN

>RainbowWarrior0924
Nectar of the Goddess [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/XUDbjjE6
Milk and Honey [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/NJn2CtCi

>>30002570
"If I can have some nice warm milk with my tea."

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>>30002577
>UnreliableAnon
Meeting Anon's Girlfriend http://pastebin.com/qwLL2yWA
Revised Evil Momlestia story http://pastebin.com/ds1KSjBa

>Woofr
Morning for Momlestia Thread http://pastebin.com/3igfBZYv

>Anonymous
Anon and Celestia play in the snow http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20473339/#20486449

>Faggoat
Mama Celestia [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/SwmMJTkN

>Mr. Zed
http://pastebin.com/cV0Qv4hm (unfinished)

>Ditherer
The Westmost Edge of the World http://pastebin.com/LKrb1cdE

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>>30002581
Momlestia archive
Every time I look at you Anon, All I see is a foal in need of a mother.
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18634110/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18720076/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18780065/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18822963/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18863855/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18931039/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19070626/
#5 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19209388/
#6 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19237477/
#7 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19285044/
#8 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19390548/
#9 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19479388/
#10 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19583100/
#11 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19687089/
#12 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19827068/
#13 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19947205/
#14 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20111754/
#14.5 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20244209/
#15 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20473339/
#16 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20629973/
#17 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20790596/
#18 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20978531/
#19 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21360623/
#20 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21620837/
#20.1 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21639886/
#21 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21986248/
#22 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/22650134/
#23 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23100597/
#24 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23432726/
#23 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23503970/
#24 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23701855/
#24 Take 2 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23905846/
#25 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/24411666/
#26 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25089054/
#26.1 Nightmare Night https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25247204/
#27 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25679302/
#28 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25808368/
#29 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/26189238/

>>30002590
#30 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/26696513/
#31 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/26818287/
#32 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27147743/
#33 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27438466/
#34 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27715811
#35 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27958261
#36 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28229646
#37 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28475588
#38 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28780033
#39 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28972199
#40 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29120533
#41 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29384170/
#42 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29652750/

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>>30002594
Now for some greentext prompts.
Remember, there's no wrong way to fantasize.

>Anon and Celestia have a normal relationship
>They're just friends, no mother/son chicanery, no oedipal funtimes
>Twilight uses an experimental spell on Anon that backfires and turns him into a child
>When Celestia sees Anon like this, the switch is flipped in her head
>Anon is a sweet little babbu who needs to be loved, held, and cherished
>A foal in need of a mother
>Celestia offers to watch him for as long as it takes for Twilight to undo the spell while secretly hoping that it's not reversible
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>Be Anon
>Holding down a job in Equestria is harder than you thought, different things are required of workers here
>You were fired from your job at the Sofa and Quill shop because you couldn't hit the high notes when singing
>Twilight suggests joining the Royal Guard
>It pays well and it's pretty straightforward
>Also, Celestia will let you use her as a reference, which is pretty handy when applying to be her bodyguard
>Once you sign up, you quickly realize the Guard serves a dual purpose
>The moment Celestia is out of sight, the guards become her surrogate children
>Anon is immediately assigned to "Interior Bedchamber Guard" at her request, which basically means that he's going to be the primary recipient of her maternal affection for the time being
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Here are the older prompts:
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28780033/#28780068
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28972199/#28972221

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I want Mom to oppose the alien menace with me

>inb4 30mil get autism
Not gonna change anything.

Little boys get mommy's flanks

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>>30002570
>sorry for the wait
I figured you were waiting til mothers day 2bh

>>30003254
>"Oh, another bottle gone?"
>'Mom, I think you and Auntie are singlehandedly keeping Hawaiian Tropic in business.'
>'..'Singlehandedly'.' Mom murmurs
>'That's it!'
>"No, I'm pretty sure whatever is 'it!' is something lewd that a regular son wouldn'-"
>[Amazonian mom sad eyes]
>A short while later you find yourself the one bathed in tanning lotion
>"There~, now your arms wont get tired because you'll be using your body instead!"
>'..It's barely like 74 outside.'
>"Hush and oil mommy up."

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>>30002620
>>Celestia offers to watch him for as long as it takes for Twilight to undo the spell while secretly hoping that it's not reversible
>Not actively making every effort to sabotage Twiggles's efforts

It's like you're not even trying.

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>>30003213
The problem with mother's day is that it doesn't have a fixed date. It varies depending on the Country.
I wasn't waiting for anything in particular, I was just busy and couldn't fetch any prompts or new links from the last two threads. I didn't start them, nor had the time to properly follow them so I was a bit behind on that. Besides, I didn't want to start a thread near the episode airing days, lest it 404'd because of too much traffic. Now we have two episodes per week plus delayed discussion, so the time window narrowed even more.

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>>30003429
>"Oh my, you make for an adorable human colt, Anonymous."
>'I am quite capable of walking, thank you.'
>"Mmm no." She says levitating him alongside her
>"Twilight, Anonymous will be staying here at the palace with Luna and I."
>"I trust you have no qualms with this?"
>[Hypno toad stare]

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>>30002578
Lactating Celestia is one of the hottest things I can think of.
Those plump teats... unf.

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>>30004287
>"What game are you playing now sunshine? Can mommy play too?"

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>>30004721
give mama a hug

I love you mom, goodnight.

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>>30004721
>ywn suck moms tits while your game is loading
>she will never stroke your hair during

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>>30004290
http://i.imgur.com/egYh4ou.png

>>30004721
>You will never teach your mother how to git gud in Dark Souls

>>30002570
>This thread is still going

Good to see you fags are still kicking it. How's /mom/ been lately?

>>30005506
Still hitting bump limit after it's usual week and a half run.
Looking forward to some new screencaps of her from the show, too.

AfterHours comes by once in a great while, but other than that we're still getting by writing our own oneshots and shorts.

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>>30005506
>>This thread is still going
It's only been 8 hours.

>How's /mom/ been lately?
It hasn't been. it's been many weeks since the last one.

>>30005584
Despite the first episode being about Glimmer, I fucking loved that Celestia got some characterisation. Makes me think she'd be the gently sarcastic kind of mother. Warms my heart.

>>30005593
I haven't set foot in these threads since I wrote some half assed green a couple years ago, Anon. I think it's a good thing these threads are rare, though, considering what happened to /sun/.

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>>30005317
Night, mom, auntie

>>30006816
>"R-right there, yessss~"
>"Oh you do that like a pro, don't stop now."
>"Mmmm yeah, show mommy how to use those things."
>Two guards stand outside the princesses chambers while her son gives her 'bellyrubs'
>One turns to the other to say something but is interrupted by him
>'Trust me, it's best just to assume it's only bellyrubbing going on in there.'

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>>30002620
>>30005059
>"..What do you think, Anonyous? Run a comb through it once or twice or just let it be?"
>'Once over with a comb couldn't hurt since it's behind your regalia all the time.'
>"You don't think it makes mommy look tough and marely, though?"
>'Is that what you're going for, mom? My dainty princess mom who eats her cucumber sandwhiches with little princessy bites?'
>"M-maybe."
>'Watch out, Brawny paper towel mare, you've got competition.'

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>>30007666
Satanic trips confirm the flank was extra thicc

>>30007666
kek
cute

>>30002570
DELET THIS THREAD. IT'S SHIT. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!

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>>30002570
Best Mom

I don't want her to be my mom.

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>>30008124
Thanks for stopping by to tell us, homo

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>>30002570
>You will never play with mom's sweaty tits.

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>>30008520
>"Do you like what you see Sunshine?"

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>>30008520
I'd get /fit/ for mom and auntie.
They're not raising some couch potato 2 pump chump, after all

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bump for sun mom

>>30008520
>>30008531
>Mom will never let you with her tits to relax after an intense workout with Auntie Lulu.
>Auntie Lulu will never love a butt massage after working out.

>>30008575
>"Anonymous, hush, there's nothing inappropriate about it."
>'Our sister is correct, Nephew, thou art merely..eh..alleviating muscle stress and nothing more.'
>"The candles and Isley Bros playing are to better help us relax."

>>30008616
>You will never hotdog Auntie Lulu's ass while sucking Mom's nips.

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>>30008668
>ywn be raised by lustful maidens of the cosmos
>ywn share this kind of love with them, everyday
I hate this feel.

>>30009124
kek

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>>30004721
>"Principal Celestia?"
>'Not now, Twilight, Anonymous is showing me the level select cheat for Super Contra.'
>"Y-you know that only works for the japanese version, right?"
>Mom sighs and sinks in her principal'ing and not for gaming chair
>'Sweetie, let mommy get back to you, there's a bug in the office.'
>"Ha, it's Twilight, isn't it?" rings crisply thru mom's headset

>>30008060
You're shit.

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>>30009892
>taking the bait

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>made a meal instead of a sandwhich or bowl of cereal
>imagine mom being proud of me
>go to tell her
>see her fastening a magic inhibiting ring on her horn with her hooves bound, ready to fall facefirst onto a giant cake
Guess I get the healthy eating gene from Auntie Luna.

>>30009124
For some reason each time I see this pic I imagine Celestia having the voice of a man with Brooklyn accent.

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>>30009995
>see her fastening a magic inhibiting ring on her horn with her hooves bound.
The flexibility required is pretty unf.

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>>30010012
But, Anon, she clearly has a strong, native hawaiian accent
>"GOOD MORNIN' DERE , MY LITTLE WAHINE-CUZ!"
>'WHY.'
>"WELL, SUNSHINE, IT'S LIKE DA ANCIENT SPIRITS SAY: YOU GOTTA LOVE YO MUDDA, BRUDDA."

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>>30010799
>yfw mom uses her throne instead of the box
>"Heeey, I'm proud of you, mom. Big girl over here usin' her big girl princess throne."
>'Quiet, you..my box is in the shop getting upgraded with a seat warmer and multiple cup holders.'

Please don't die, /mom/my.

>>30002570
Page 9.

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>>30011420
>>30011426
>contentless dead weight bumps
Can you maybe not, there's enough of that when /sun/ is up.

Since we have no writefags; be the change you want to see even if it's just a few lines of green.

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>>30004721
>"Wanna take a dip in the pool with mama?"

>>30011451
Sorry I would have gotten a pic to bump it but I was on mobile at the time and the Internet sucked.

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>>30011707
I'd rather lie my head down in your lap and have you gently lull me to sleep, but as long as I'm with you, I don't care what we do, mom.

>>30011807
"Mom how did you get your self wrapped up again?"
>"MMMHHFPH"
"Oh sorry."
>Anon takes the ball gag off.
>"What are you doi- I mean thank you sweetie."
"No problem, mom."
>"It's a shame I am tied up. It would be horrible if someone would take advantage of me."
"Good thing I'm here."
>Anon unties his mother.
>"Uh- Thanks Sweetie."
"No problem love you."
>Thus continues the escapades of sexually oblivious Anon and his lustful mother.

>>30011837
>oblivious/reluctant anon
that's a comfy throwback to some of the first /mom/ threads right there

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>Anon decides to give online dating a try.
>Makes an online profile but has a vague or generic profile pic so that no one can tell it's him based on it.
>It's a dick pick.
>One night he logs in and sees he has a message, pic very much related.
>Without letting on who he is he chats online with her and discovers she is very lewd and kinky, almost her polar oposite of how she is in everyday life.
>Accidentally calls her "mom" in one of their chats.
>She thinks it's some kinky role play and goes with it.
>Turns out to be inctedibly hot for both of them so they continue including it in their online chats.
>Anon still hasn't said who he is but agrees to a date with her because they connect so well online together.
>She is surprised to see him at the restaurant she is meeting her date at.
>Anon finally explains the whole thing and says he understands if she wants to call off the date.
>They decide to continue with it anyway.
>Dinner, movie, going home together.

Thought it might be an interesting prompt. I'm too busy to try andvwrite it but hopefully encouraged someone to try it or expand on the idea.

>>30012302
>Anon rp's as a man his mom's age
>"You look hot. No kids?"
>'1. I have a son [smileyface emoji] He's my whole world.'
>"Sorry, I thought my profile mentioned no kids, it was nice talking to you."
>[User '40 is the new 20' has logged out]
>Feeling dejected, she turns to her 'sun'
>Anon hears her coming upstairs to his room and quickly gets off his computer, jumps into bed and feigns being asleep
>He can feel the displacement of weight on his bed as his mother sits down
>She strokes his face
>'My sweet, wonderful boy...mommy loves you soooo much.'
>'Y-you really are the only man I'll ever need, my sunshine.'
>She sobs lightly as she leaves the room
>What started out as Anonymous growing possessive at the thought of his mother dating again turns into him feeling like he has to live up to what she said

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>"*mwah~* Good night, sweetheart."
>'Zzz..nggh..d-don't touch mbeers..notdone..zZZSZZNXZZZ..'

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>>30013773
>"M-mom?" You say, barely becoming coherent out of the state of sleep
>'Shhhh, it's too early for you to get up, sweetheart, go back to sleep.'
>Mom gently pushes your head back down into her bust
>Mmmmm that mom-in-the-morning smell-, I mean no, lewd! Wrong!
>"Mmpph mom you know I luh you buh thish ish a bit much."
>'It is NOT~ Now, lie back down with mommy.'
>"..What the hell am I WEARING?" You say examining a chin strapped infants hat and bib.
>'Oh hush, you.
>Mom kisses you on the lips and closes her eyes, tightening her vicegrip on you and making sure to sandwhich your morningwood between her thighs
>She hums blissfully and murmurs how you're the only man she'll ever need
>Not the worst way to start your thursday

>>30013773
>Mom will never give you a thigh job to relieve your morning wood.
>Mom will never let you cum on her because she says it's good for women's skin.

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>>30013994
For your information, that hat is called a bonnet and was traditionally worn by 17th to 18th century maids to keep their hair tidy and clean while they worked.

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>>30014146
>Mom is super old school
>Only buys you clothes considered 'cool' from the baroque period to pre-industrial era
>"Lulu wait until you see the dashing new clothes I picked out for Anonymous."
>'Sister, we hardly believe the clothing in question can be described as "new".'
>"Nonsense. Anonymous, sweetheart, come show your Aunt the debonaire get-up mommy picked out for you at Fancy's Haberdashery."
"Ok, mom, should I jig on out or riverdance in this?"
>"Anonymous B. Handsome, those clothes are the pinnacle of fashion for the distinguished young gentlemen, you should appreciate them more."
>You walk out in your itchy highwater pants and clunky frankenstein shoes
>Your Aunt immediately sits upright and fastens a glare on your mom
>'He cannot attend school like this, sister.'
>"I happen to think it's a very nice look on him, Luna. A refreshing break from those other boys his age with there eh..dope fly stupid fresh rapper wares."
>'Anonymous, you may disrobe from that nightmare now, we shall be taking you shopping for clothes.'
>Auntie to the rescue
>"I'm still buying that for you, Anonymous. You can atleast wear it at formal events."
"Like the box social and welcoming back the boys from the great war, mom?"
>Your Aunt giggles

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>"As I live and breathe; Prince Charming is up before noon?"
>'Verily thou art an imposter, have at thee and disclose the location of our dear nephew at once, fiend!'
>"Morning, bro!"
>What the eff
"Shiny?"
>"Yep. Your mom invited us over for breakfast."
>"P-PEETZER! *ahem*..We we're going to wake you, but your mother advised us against it." Cadence says
>"Oh it would've been awful." Mom quips
>"You should see him in the morning-, he's like the mummy. If the mummy was my cute grumpy little ray~"
>'Thou art most welcomed to join us, nephew, though uh, we are afraid you must take your seat at the foal's table.'
"Foals table?"
>"PBBBBT BLAHBLAHBLAH LALALAL [RANDOM INSANE BABY MAGIC]"
>A blast of magic whizzes by your face as you turn around to behold the kiddie table
>With your new cousin McFlurry
"Oh. Joy."

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>>30011707
>"I-I'm sorry I ruined our day at the waterpark, sunshine."
>'Pbbbt, who cares. Bunch of prudes with their 'ma'am, there are small children here' BS.'
>"You don't think my swimsuit violated their dress code, do you?"
>'Whaaat? No, not even. You're practically wearing one of those 1920's bathing gowns, gosh.'
>"Oh, my loving boy, you always know just what to say. Tell you what, why don't I make some of my signature sunbreeze's and we have our own special day out back in the pool?"
>'Your signature sunbreeze's that are 99.999% gin and .1% juice, mom?'
>"I'll never tell."
>'Go easy on me, I'm still a lightweight compared to you and Auntie.'
>"My sweetie is gonna take a navel shot~, my sweetie is gonna take a navel shot~"

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>>30014215
>"Ok, mom, should I jig on out or riverdance in this?"

>>30015060
What type of navel shot does mom want?

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>"What the fuck, mom."
>Your mom and aunt prance around in their new bodies with all the enthusiasm of girls their age
>'We wanted to surprise you but we messeded up a spell~' She sing songs
>"We're going to Twilight's right now to see if she can fix this."
>'Booooring-, that's booooring, you're booooring..but you're cute.'
>She flaps her wings so that she's hovering at eye level with you and plants a quick peck on your lips
>"Mom.."
>'Carry me, Amonymous.' She says dropping into your arms and putting her arms around your neck
>"You have wings and magic still, mo-"
>'T-thou wouldst refuseth us, nephew?"
>You can't say no to those eyes
>So it's off to Twilight's with them in tow, no biggie, it's just you and your loli'd up mother & aunt, what're you gay?
>'Who caaares if people are staring, they're just jealous.' Mom says from your arms
>'BE NOT ALARMED, SUBJECTS, WE ARE RELATED SO THERE IS NO CAUSE FOR ALARM.'
>You sigh
>"..Thanks, Auntie, that's uh..that's sure to reassure the public that there's nothing weird or lewd about a grown man carrying two barely clothed girls around."
>She nuzzles the hand she's holding and gives a quiet coo of satisfaction
>"Ok we reaaally have to get to Twilight's so she can undo this before I grow to like it."

>>30014146
>"It's called hentai, and it's a art."

>>30016462
>Celestia will never find your massive stash of incest hentai

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>>30016736
>"M-mayhaps it is best that we dispose of this lewdness at once..in our chambers."
>'Don't be silly, Luna. I-I'll throw it away r-right now..just as..j-just as soon as I figure out what that position is.'

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>Recent ep had her all emotional remembering Twilight's early years as her protoge'
>She was actually emotional because she remembered Anon's childhood/school years
>"Mom, did you pack my snackpack?"
>'I thought I was your snackpack, honey.'
>[Billy Madison 'back to school' song]
>Ffwd to the present
>"Do you need a moment, Princess?" Twilight asks, seeing her mentor grow misty eyed
>'N-no, thank you, Twilight, I'm fine.'
>'It just hits hard now and again, my two little ones are all grown up and matur-'
>Anon bursts in, soaking wet and with a pocket full of bits
>"Momma, I got bored waiting so I fished some bits out of the fountain for the mechanical seapony ride out front but it's out of order and now I'm wet and still bored."
>Mom makes that 'I love you, but god DAMNIT sometimes' face

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>>30017393
>"This is a great movie isnt it sunshine."

>>30018008
>nips big as his head
I gotta draw the line somewhere, dawg, sorry.

>>30018042
fag

>>30016013
That's kinda cute.

>>30018008
>mom & auntie lounge around the house in boy shorts and half shirts
>you had to put up a 'no solicitors' sign when the goddamn jehova's witnesses kept coming back
>'Take a hike, asshole.' You say slamming the door
>"Anonymous, that was rude, maybe your Aunt and I are interested in where we're going after death."
>'Mom, he ran out of pamphlets about 10 visits ago, he handed you and Auntie a menu for a thai place downtown.'
>Your Aunt narrows her eyes as she examines her 'pamphlet'
>"We were beginning to have our suspiciouns, Nephew. 'Super Happy Golden Dragon Fun Buffet' would be quite an odd name for the afterlife."

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There's no Celestia thread, so this is close enough.

What do you guys think was the end goal of Celestia having personal students like Twilight Sparkle and Sunset Shimmer? (The only two we know of.)
Is she looking for an heir to the throne?
How many times has she had to deal with the disappointment and/or sadness of knowing that the Pony she's trained for years to be not the right one?

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>>30018122
Not like you could've asked this in the shimmer or twilight thread.

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>"Thank you for doing the dishes Sunshine."

>>30018372
That's always been one of my favorite momhorse images.

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>"BEAST! BEAST, BEAST! THE NUMBER OF THE SIX!"
>'Close enough, mom.'

>>30018372
She's drinking his tears.

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>"We trust thou art having a truly euphoric evening, m'nephew?"
>Your dear, sweet Aunt
>So trusting
>'Auntie..' You say, bringing a hand to stroke her cheek
>"Yes, my virile colt of the night?"
>'Auntie, did my mom tell you to wear that?'
>"She did, yes. Infact she was most enthused and adamant we wear it."
>You can picture your mom laughing her gluttonous ass off, BS'ing your Aunt that fedora's were 'verily hip and being with it'
>"So, my little batwing, the question stands: Wouldst thou join us for a night of enlightenment via our own intelligence?"
>Auntie somehow is way better at the moeblob eyes thing than your mom
>'Sure, but uh, why don't you let me wear the hat. It'll look good on me since I don't have my vape with me.'
>"Ha ha! Bully! A night out it is then!"
>'Say, Auntie, since mom was so excited about YOUR hat, wouldn't it be nice if you turned her crown into one?'
>"A wonderful idea, nephew!" She says nuzzling your cheek
>'Also, put some flames on her regalia, she'll love that.'
>You want to mess with my Aunt? We'll see whose laughing tomorrow, Princess Dorito-lord mom

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Night, mom, auntie

>>30020051
>"You know, mom, most places just give you a magazine and a specimen cup."
>'I know, how inconsiderate. Luckily for you I've convinced the nurses to let me help you by telling them you have performance anxiety.'
>Hmm
>So that's why the nurses kept giggling

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>"Anonymous, sunshne, I..."

She's been really tryin', baby

Tryna' hold back these feelings for SO long

>>30019042
gay

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>"Anonymous Wayne JFK III, don't you even THINK it."
>'Think what, mom? A guy can't just-, GOGETIT!'
>"BALL!"

>>30021493
I have some balls I'd like her to play with, if you know what I mean
I'm not banned anymore, thank fuck. Maybe I'll write something

>>30002570
aka Molestia

>>30021789
Oh hohohoh

I get what you mean
You are implying that you'd join your mom and aunt in a game of calisthenics that utilizes a ball.

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>>30021907
Ofcourse I'd forget the image.

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>"Cake? For me? Oh sunshine youve made mommy so happy!"

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bump

>>30020051
"But mom, I just sprained my ankle playing hoofball. What do you need that ehm, 'sample' for?"
>"Oh, hush sweetie, mommy knows best".

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>>30022678
>"Have any of you seen my son?"

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>>30023743

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>>30024056

GOOD NIGHT MOM!!
GOOD NIGHT AUNTY!!

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Page 8 ain't great.

>>30026569
How would mom react if she walked in on you taking your turn with the elements?

>>30026569
So there is no misinterpretation Anon is human everyone else is pony.

>Be Anon.
>It’s the grand galloping gala.
>You hate these things.
>You love meeting the civilians of Equestria and having genuine conversations.
>But what you hate is the nobles.
>All they talk about is how TERRIBLE the service is, and how disgusted they are that the commoners are allowed here, and blah blah blah.
>Sometimes you think they forget you grew up with most of these ‘Servants’.
>You really wish you could tell them off but you can’t.
>Your mother would NEVER hear the end of it, especially when the news papers hear about how ‘vile’ you were to a poor sweet noble who did no wrong.
>After away from them you head to your room.
>To your surprise you find the element of generosity inside.

>>30026880
>She is spread out across your bed when she saw you she looked you dead in the eyes and said-
>"I want your royal cock in me~"
>You had dealt with this kind of thing before.
>Mainly with nobles trying to get further in their power via you.
>They were the reason you learned about sex at nine and learned how mad mom can get when it comes to her ‘sunshine’ being violated by a mare twice his age.
>”You know all I have to do is yell and guards will storm this room in a second."
>You say blatantly.
>Her eyes go wide.
>"O-Oh, I'm s-so sorry Prince Anonymous." She quickly jumps off the bed "I'll leave right aw- *Click*" She stops at she hears you lock the door.
"But, you are a hero of Equestria."
>You begin to walk towards her taking your shirt off.
>You heard this helps unwind and Rarity definitely isn’t a noble trying to get ahead.
"You also saved my mom and aunt multiple times."
>Your pants drop next.
"I'd say you've earned a reward, right?"
>You say as you run your finger under her muzzle.
>"Y-Yes darling." She says moving into your hand.
>You smile.
"And you want the sun Prince's first time to be your reward?"
>You never did get the chance to find a pony who was interested through all the noble sluts.
>You begin to run a hand down her back as she mumbles 'first' lowly before answering.
>"I-I would much appreciate it if you would Prince Anonymous. You'd be my first as well."
>Good.
>She yelps as you rip her up and slam her on the bed, flank up and head down with a fist full of her pretty little mane.
>"P-Prin- AH!" She doesn't get to finish as you rip her head up the slightest so she can see you.
"If you call me 'Prince Anonymous' one more time, I'll pull out call the guards and let them have their have their way with you while you rot in the dungeons. Got it?"
>You get tired of everyone always calling you Prince Anonymous.
>You tell everyone, ‘call me Anon. No need for the Prince part.’ But they don’t listen.

>>30026885
>"Y-Yes Pr- I mean, Anon." She mumbles.
"Good."
>You say gently before slamming her head down chin first and ramming your cock into her pussy causing her to yelp in pleasure.
>You stay like that for a bit letting yourself get used to it before going to town slamming into her before jerking out just as fast.
>”Ah~ Ah~ Yes! Just like that darling! I’m yours to use!”
>You let out a few moans yourself feeling her tight pony pussy try it’s best to grab hold of your cock.
“That’s right- unf – you’re mine~”
>After a few seconds you feel her begin to orgasm but you don’t slow down.
>Huh, guess ponies really don’t last long.
>”Ah, how are you s-still going darling? Stallions don’t n-normally last this long do the-“ she stops as she realizes you’re not a normal stallion.
>You’re human, Equestria’s one and only, and nothing in Equestria has ever had sex with a human before.
>She begins to regret her decisions as she hits her next orgasm.
>She tightens as you start to ram harder and deeper into her.
>Her walls trying to grab hold of you so they can milk the seed they so desperately need.
>By now the mess once known as Rarity now has her tongue laying out, her mane is a mess compared to when you started.
>Eventually after 30 more minutes of you ramming Rarity to a pulp you finally feel like you’re about to cum.
>You lift her up and sit down on the bed before starting again as you lift her up and slam her down.
“You *huff* ready?”
>”Yes darling! Yes! Do it inside! Cum for me! PLEASE!” She begs.
>Slaming her down one last time you begin to shoot load after load into her painting her insides the same as her coat as her pussy clamps down and begins to milk you the best it can.
>After you finish you lay down snuggled up to a more than pleased ‘Hero’ passed out.
>Soon after you feel asleep too completely calm.

If people like this I may do more with the other elements.

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>>30026601
She'd be jealous?

Is afterhours still alive?

>>30026889
She is truly generous

>>30027657
second only to /Mom/

>>30028135
>momlestia and rarity competing to see who can be the most giving lover

I need this.

>>30026889
Damn fine anon damn fine

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>>30026889
>do more
Definitely. And thanks for making it pony.
I sure hope fugging all the elements unlocks special players Mom and Aunt.

>>30028552
was thinking of >>30026601

>>30026569
>You will never have your mom turn the saviors of Equestria human so that you casn breed them and give her human grandchildren.
>The mane six will never willingly decide to stay humans so they can continue to service the royal family and provide it with heirs.
>Mom will never get so jealous that she casts the spell on herself so that she can provide you an heir as well.
>Why even live?

>>30028221
>>30028552
>>30027657
Well guess I'm doing more and -First request decides what element is next.

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>>30029077
Twilight.
But she's saving her first vaginal time for marriage, so she wants it in her ass.
And she likes it rough.

>>30029116
>>30026889
>Be the next day.
>Be Rarity.
>Be sitting at Sugar Cube Corner with the girls.
>Was hard to even get here after last night.
>You’ve been telling the girls everything.
>”There is NO WAY any stallion last longer than three minutes, let alone thirty!” She says wings extended. “Besides, I really doubt that you could not only get the Royal Sun Prince’s but his virginity too. He’s probably got mares -all over- him.” She says leaning back into her seat.
>Well buck you too darling.
>”Ah’ can settle whether or not Rarity here is lieing. Rarity look me in the eye and tell me the truth. Did you buck Prince Anonymous and did he last thirty minutes?” Applejack says sitting up looking at you.
>You do ad she ask and meet her eye before speaking.
“Yes, I went to his room, waited for him, he told me I was going to be his first as a reward and then we had sex for thirty three minutes.”
>You say with smugness that makes Rainbow cringe.
>Applejack simply sits back and covers the blush spreading across her face with her hat.
>”She’s tellin’ the truth.”
>The other girls jaws drop.
>All except for Twilight who doesn’t look surprised at all.
“Twilight darling, why aren’t you surprised dear?”
>She just raises her brow before speaking what should have been obvious.
>”Well I kinda knew him since I first became Celestia’s personal student and until I came here to Ponyville. Doesn’t surprise me he was a virgin seeing as he never seemed to show interest in any of the nobles and none of the other ponies dared go after him after ‘The day of the angered sun’. Plus he is a different species so him lasting longer than a normal stallion doesn’t surprise me.” She says as if it’s just common knowledge.
>You just realized something.
>You’ve been bragging about your sexual conquer over a stallion who Twilight was probably childhood friends with.
>Who she probably had a crush on.

>>30029316
“Oh, Twilight darling I didn’t realize you two were close, if I did I wouldn’t have… well you know.”
>Twilight just looks down jealousy written on her face.
>”It’s fine, we were just friends anyway.” She forces out.
>You feel bad for a bit but then it hits you.
“Well if you ever did want to be -more- than just friends, it -was- my reward for being a hero~”
>The girls go wide eyed for a bit completely silent except for Pinkie who was drinking a milkshake.
>The silence was broken when Twilight spoke up.
>”I think I left something in Canterlot.” She says rushing out of the building and towards the train station.

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>>30029325
Welp, pretty sure you know whos next now.

Bump. If we fall off before Monday someone make another thread.

>>30026885
that seems very unprincely

>>30029316
>>”There is NO WAY any stallion last longer than three minutes, let alone thirty!” She says wings extended. “Besides, I really doubt that you could not only get the Royal Sun Prince’s but his virginity too. He’s probably got mares -all over- him.” She says leaning back into her seat.
who
you never clarified who was speaking

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>"This guard is keeping your place warm sweetie. Lie down and and take a deep breath."

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Mom

Mama, uh, some girl named Sun yun gai or something called and said she's like, stuck in, fuckin' neverending high school land, but I was in deathmatch and wasn't really paying attention

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>"I love you sunshine."

>>30031074
Little chuckle.

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>>30031415
>"Change me the flargen flingin' back already, mom!"

>>30030494
Was ment to be Rainbow, should have clarified sorry.
>>30030470
What?

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>>30031415
>"What do you feel like having for dinner sunshine? Anon? What are you staring at?"

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>>30032023
>"What do you feel like having for dinner sunshine?
Powdered mini-donuts, for some reason.

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>>30032066
>Wanna go for a ride
>"MY REFLECTION, DIRTY MIRROR~"
>"THERE'S NO CONNECTION TO MYSELF."
>"I'M YOUR MAMA, I'M YOUR ZERO."

>>30029325
Moar

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>>30032313
>"V-via the Young Master's orders, My Princess."
>"He s-said you don't need to be inhaling your weight in calories by the hour."
>'I BEG YOUR PARDON?!'
>"HIS WORDS, HIS WORDS!"

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>"Greetings, Akhenonymous."
>'Priestess Sparkle, if you've come seeking entry into my harem, I'm afraid your request is in vain. You might make my mother and aunt jealous.'
>"Such a shame. Shall I deliver another plague?"
>'My mother and aunt were especially fond of you turning the pyramids into cakes last time, perhaps you can make the rivers and waters run red and be as wine?'
>"Only because I like you so much, Son King."
>A dark shadow is cast over the two
"AND SHE DID STRETCH FORTH HER HAND AND SHROUD THE LAND IN DARKNESS."
>'My apologies, Priestess Sparkle. I take it my mother has taken notice of your..interest.'
"AKHENONYMOUS, YOUNG DEMIGOD, GO TO YOUR TOMB."

>>30029986
this

>>30032877
UKEY!!!

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>"GOING TO BED SO SOON, NEPHEW?"

>>30002570
>Mom will never ride you while playing Mario Kart.

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>>30034492
>not riding your mom instead
what the eff, dude

are you even a good son?

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>>30034063
>"Look, sunshine, isn't mommy like one of those big gator mommy's who carry around their young in their mouths?"
>'No, you are actually like a big giant horse carrying around her grown son.'
>"I know~ I do so enjoy the bond we have."
>'I'm not eating that dead wildebeest.'

>>30034540
>Momhorse will never surprise you for your birthday by trying to transform into a human
>she will never botch it and become a centaur instead
>you and she will never do some family bonding while shes in that form
>Luna will never get jealous of your bond and do the same thing, by totally random chance
>they will never decide to stay that way, because who's gonna question it?

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>>30035571
>"...Sister, we do not believe this is the spells intended outcome."

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>"Anonymous." Your mom hisses
>"Anonymous Nike Sony, you will NOT touch that plate until the Gryphon King's speech has ended."
>"..Don't you touch that tendie, young man."
>"Anonymous Wayne Dahmer, do NOT-, no, NO, do NOT reach for the dipping sauces."
>"Alright, that's it; serious mommy time. I'm going to count to 3."
>You inch your breaded banquet tendie closer to the oasis of tangy bbq dipping sauces
>"Anonymous Celestial SKIES. ONE."
>Closer
>"TWO-, not joking, young man, put it down, now."
>You smile as it makes contact with the spicy burgundy goodness
>"..Two and a haaalf."

>>30036461
Fuck you mom I'm 20.

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>>30036461
>Pic

S-Sure mom, it looks good, r-really!

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>>30032571
fuckin moses sparkle

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>>30036567
She represents the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild~

>>30036461
>>30037215
>"I swear to myself if you make fun of them again.."
"It wasn't as bad."
>"You put your shoes on on your knees to simulate their height then you grabbed a bunch of helium balloons to imitate their voice to say inappropriate things."
"Again it wasn't bad."
>"You then said with your voice high pitched "I like to put lollipops in my ass."

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how would you feel?

>>30037499
Is this like when you go to /sun/ and ask how they feel 'knowing she's had other lovers before you'

>>30037499
One up her by setting a stand that says kiss a prince for 1 bit.

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"I'm here for Anonymous. You wouldn't happen to know where he is would you?"
>"Prince Anonymous? I believe he would be with Princess Celestia right now."
"Celestia... I see."
That's surprising...
"Thank you, I'll need to pay them a visit."
>"Excuse me, but what business do you have with the Prince?"
"I'm here to get my son."

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>>30037596
UHHH

That's news to me, friend.
I'M Anonymous's father.

THE SULTAN OF SWAT, THE COLOSSUS OF CLOUT, THE AYATOLLAH OF ROCK N ROLLA

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>>30037499
>"ANONYMOUS SOLARUS KENNEDY YOU STOP PETTING MY TUM TUM THIS INSTANT!!
sorry mom, no can do

>>30037847
>"Let's fly to the castle, mom!"

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>>30038898

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>>30039396

love boop

>>30038898
I love the victorious expression on her face

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>"Thou shalt not escape from our court of love, Nephew!"
>'Super Mom needs the 'son' to draw her strength from. C'mere, sunshine.'

Night, mom

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>>30042746
>"Those donuts were for everyone, mom."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yErb0jzIPL8

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>>30009124
This picture makes me sad, celestia reminds me of sergeant Dan from forest gump and the disabled guy who lives in the apartment opposite me with his actually autistic son.

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>>30043335
>"You were supposed to leave me out there, damnit! I was supposed to die with honor!"
>'But Lieutenant Mama...who'd make me tendies how I like? I love you.'
>Mom starts to sob and hugs you tight as she can
Haha, ok, now I'm kind of sad, too

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>>30043374
STOP IT ANON

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>>30043410
>"Y-you *sniff* You gotta learn to start taking care of yourself, Anon."
>"I-..Mama's not gonna be around forever.."
>'Mama, no! I don't want you to go nowhere!"
>"I ain't goin' anytime soon, baby, b-but just the same, you gotta learn to be a big boy."
>'Mama, I don't want you to leave ever, though! I love you too much!'
>She starts choking back sobs
>"GodFUCKINGDAMNIT, Anonymous!"
>'M-mama? I-I'm sorry if I got you ma-'
>"No, damnit! C'mere, Anonymous, now!"
>She throws down her cigarette and brushes her empties off the table in front of her
>"Shhh..shh..come sit on mama's lap, big boy. Just like when you were little, right?"
>'M-mama, I don't want you to leave, ever..'
>"I won't then. Ever. Ok? How could mama ever leave her sunshiney boy, hm? I couldn't."
>"You are my sunshine, my only sunshine..~"

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>>30043480
FUCK

>Never talk to me or my son again.

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>>30043547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F80akSIxma4&t

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>>30044356
"Mommy's royal extremities require your gentle touch once more, my sunshine."
>She kicks off her slippers and slowly takes off her leggings

>>30044356
Are there any good stories with human Solar Flare, or just good Solar Flare stories at all?

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>>30044643
She went ebil towards the end of AfterHour's story, but Anonymous coaxed it out into him and got taste the rainbow'd by the elements.

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>"Anonymous, my son..."

These threads only consist of low quality memes, bait and shitposts. What the hell happened?

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>>30045298
>implying that doesn't describe every single thread here
Sharp eyes there, dudeman

>>30002620
I had an idea about Anonymous and his mother kind of reminiscing about how they came to 'love' each other.

And another where him and his mother are invited to a meeting of sorts to find out it's a group of sons with oedipal complex's and mothers who return the affections

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>>30044356
Why does Scorp's art make me so fucking turgid?

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>>30045796
I have no gripes with it aside from the sameface, I guess.

It's difficult to find humanized art of her that isn't either bimbo or tumblr shit

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How many people ITT have a legitimately shit mother-child relationship.
At what point did you realise how fucked up your childhood was compared to others?
I dont wish anything bad on her but fuck, my only attachment is the sense of obligation from giving birth to me, i have zero good memories.
Having a mom with bi-polar disorder is a special kind of hell when nobody realises it until the kids are grown up.

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>>30045992
Not I.
I'm 32 and she's still 'mama' to me. The only woman who'll ever love me, and the only reason why I haven't offed myself
I'm sorry to hear that, friend.

>>30029325
>Be Anon.
>You are doing your duty as Prince and meeting a few griffon ambassadors.
>They are honestly the most bearable ambassadors to deal with to you and you’re honestly interested in their people’s history.
>Although their up and coming general is kind of a dick.
>You miss Silver Wing, she was such a nice woman.
>You remember when you were younger declaring you were gonna marry her.
>You’ll never forget that.
>It was hearts and hooves day.
>You were a kid on a mission.
>”Oh, hello their young prince. How may I help you little one?” She asked as you walked up to her.
>You held up the little heart shaped card you made for her that night.
“Will you be my special somepony miss Silver Wing?”
>She takes the card and hides a giggle behind a claw.
>”Oh my, wouldn’t you want someone more your age dear Prince?” She asked still giggling.
“Nuh-uh, I want YOU to be my special somepony!”
>You declared with all your heart.
>”Well if you insist, yes I’ll be your special somepony.” She said to amuse a young you.
>You were so happy you hugged her.
>She just laughed and hugged back.
>At this point mom showed up.
>”Hello General Silver, hello sunshine, what are you two doing?” Mom asked in curious about why you were hugging the general this time.
“Silver Wing agreed to be my special somepony, and someday we’re gonna get married!”
>You said happy as can be.
>Mom giggled and Silver patted your head.
>”Maybe we should wait till you’re much older to get married, don’t you think Anon?” She said ruffling your hair.
“Mmm, okay!”
>The rest of the day you told everyone how you were gonna marry Silver Wing and some media outlets heard about it and thought your mom was doing it as a peace sign with the griffons.
>The griffons knew it was just you being you and after a speech so did everyone else.
>Those were good days.

>>30045992

mine's a smother who never let me have a moment to myself growing up. I eventually had to cut all contact because she would not trying to control my life.

>>30046036
>But now Silver is in retirement and this new guy thinks he has to have a stick up his ass to be a general.
>You hope he’ll learn soon that being general doesn’t bring unlimited power over everyone before it’s too late.
>Only time will tell, as your mom would say.
>”Hey um, Prince Anonymous. Long time no see” Twilight says walking up to you.
“Hello -Princess- Sparkle, how may I help you?” You say making sure she heard Princess.
>You always did kinda like Twi just never got the chance to talk to her much.
>Twilight cringes as she hears Princess.
>”There’s no need for the Princess part, Twilight will do.” She says scuffing the ground with a hoof.
“As long as you call me Anon.”
>You say as she catches on to your point.
>”Oh heh, sorry. Anyways, is there anyway we could talk alone?” She ask.
“Sure, let me just finish up here.”
>You say nodding towards the gryphons.
>”Okay, thank you.” She says bowing, then she catches herself again “Sorry.” she says with a blush then leaves you to your work.

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>>30045992
She worked her ass off to see me well off and I appreciate that, but it came at the cost of her being a heartless hardass with whom I have no good memories. She was more of a custodian than a mother.

>>30045992
Mine was a aggressive bitch who belonged in a mental ward. She seemed to dislike me but loved my sisters even though the one was a drugged up theif who has 3 kids at the age of 21. Yet somehow I'm the problem child.

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>>30046036
Bro, how are you posting anything longer than 2 lines, I keep getting connection error BS

>>30046103
You can't quick reply you have hit post a reply.

>>30046075
>"You docta yet?"
>'Mom, I'm 12.'
>"YOU NO COME BACK TIL YOU DOCTA!"

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>>30046181
This. This so fucking hard.

>>30045992
My mother did what she could, but being a working single mother with three kids is too much for anyone. She also was/is a damn manipulative bitch. I've noticed myself using her techniques from time to time, effective but I feel sting in my heart every time I realize I do it.
Now that I'm fucked up I can't shake the feeling that she's still somehow pulling the strings behind the scenes.

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Mom, have you been using extra conditioner?

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>>30046417
>"It's just my winter coat coming in, Sunshine, don't worry about it."
>"I said don't worry about it!"

>>30046530
But it's Spring.

>>30045992
my mother had me at a young age, so she left me with my grandparents for all of my childhood and my father would spend all day at work making sure we had everything we needed, weekdays would be home-school-home, and never really spending any time with my parents, and the weekends and vacation time would be 24/7 with my grandparents, after i got older she tried to reconnect but i was too old and focused with other things, i dont have a bad relationship with her, i just dont have a relationship with her at all, i have a better relationship with my father because he is a university professor and would help me with almost anything i asked

>>30046530
"Ooh, ahh! Anonymous, sweetheart, mommy's all itchy! And pink!"
'I told them no Tide in the laundry, damnit.'

>>30046036
Years later, through some bass ackwards loophole in royal law, Anon's past suitors all try to lay claim to his proposal
>"YOU CUT IN LINE, I BREAK YOUR SPINE! IRON WILMA WILL KEEP THIS BULL'S GAINS SAFE!"
>'Njet, Moo Woman, Prince Handsome Green will father Irma's hatchlings and restore Griffonia economy.'
>"Both of you put a cork in it before I turn this place into a buffet of steak & drumsticks." Dragonlord Ember huffs blushing slightly

>>30047142
I want to see this...badly.

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I boop you mom
>"N-no I boop you!"
ow!
>"Oh me! Are you alright sunshine? I'm sorry!"

>>30047597
>ywn boop your mom in badly dubbed engrish
>"HA HA, MOMMA-SAN, I HAVE BESTED YOU ON THE FIELD OF BOOP! HOW SHALL YOU COMMIT HARRY CARREY NOW?"
>'AH, ANONYMOUS-KUN, SUNSHINE! THOUGH YOU HAVE MORTALLY WOUNDED ME, I WILL STILL FINISH THE LAST PIECE OF CAKE IN THE FRIDGE, OHH!'

>>30046414
...why do I know that feeling.

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>"It's a certain young Prince's bed time~"
>'N-no! I wanna stay up and watch South Pone!'
"Nay, Nephew, our evening programming line up consists not of this South Pone, but instead some of cinema's greatest horror films!"
>"Oh, alright, if you're all set out here, I'll leave you two to your scary movies. Night, sweetheart,*mmwah*"
>'W-what? N-no, mommy! I wanna go to bed now, I don't wanna stay up anymore!'
>"Oh? Well you'd better get on the Mommy bedtime express while there's space left."
>Mom wiggles her backside a bit
>You glomp on and hold around her neck from behind while hiding your face in her mane so you don't see Auntie's scary stories
>"My, mommy's little colt is getting so big and strong. I bet all the fillies like you~"
>'N-nuh uh!' You say blushing
>"Mommy was just teasing, now, say goodnight to Auntie."
>'Night, Auntie Luna, I love you, d-don't get scared out here by yourself!'
"H-ha! The notion that we, herald of the night, could be struck with fear is laughab-"
>The television set erupts with a bloodcurdling scream from some slasher flick's would-be heroine
"EGADS, LEATHERPONE! TRULY THE STUFF OF NIGHTMARES!"
>Later in the night, you wake up and find your Aunt snuggled up to you
"Forgive us, nephew...w-we could not find sleep in our chambers..t-too many places for Leatherpony to hide.."

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>"Good night, dear nephew~"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KULzvrfE7A

Is it bad that I want mommy to castrate me and turn me into her pretty princess?

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>>30048635
kill yourself

i honestly think youre one of the most garbage posters on this board and wish death upon you

>>30048647
Does it upset you because you want it too?

>>30048721
Yeah, I want Celestia to castrate you as well.

>>30049381
Thank you for supporting my dreams.

>>30047163
Okay. I'll try my best.
>>30047142
>Be Anon.
>When you were younger you flirted -a lot-.
>It didn’t matter and when you hit 13 you stopped and calmed down as you had to start studying more to be a proper Prince, meaning you didn’t interact with people outside of castle staff.
>Mom never thought much of it.
>Some of the girls you flirted with even laughed it off like Silver Wing or Garuda.
>Others closer to your age got flustered, like when the old Dragon Lord brought a dragon around your age for ‘Training’.
>You think her name was Burner, or Ember or something.
>Heck you even flirted with Noble children like Fleur.
>Although mom did put some ponies off limits.
>They were her students.
>Though that didn’t stop you with Sunnyset or Twilily willy~
>Twilight always did get embarrassed when you called her that.
>That and she would tell mom and you’d get scolded.
>Oh well.
>You always did wonder what happened to Sunset though, you always did miss her even if she wasn’t as fun to tease…

>>30049531
>But now that’s behind you.
>It’s not proper for you to do that as a Prince of the sun.
>You must be respectable and set a example for Equestria.
>Right now you are spacing in for your mom for the first time as a speaker for Equestria.
>You are to meet the new dragon lord and talk out a way to continue peace between your people.
>Supposedly they want more land but they’d be taking vital parts of a current Equestrian trade rout.
>You wait in the day court for the dragon lord to arrive.
>You look over at a gaurdsmare and notice her looking over at you nervously every so often.
>Her hind legs are crossed and her tail wrapped close against her rear.
>Poor darling.
“Gaurdsmare.”
>She turns and salutes her legs still crossed.
>”Yes sir?”
“Is there a issue? You appear to be standing oddly.”
>”N-No sir!” She stutters out.
>You think for a moment on what her issue could be before it hits you.
>Poor dear, it’s alright everyone does it.
“Sweetheart if you must pee you may go use the restroom. I’m sure the fifty other guards can protect me if need be.”
>”Uh… I mean! Yes! I must use the bathroom, I must um… pee sir.”
“You may go then. Take your time.”
>”Thank you s-sir!” She says wasting no time.
>You wonder why she did not just request to use the bathroom?

>>30049533
That's all i got for now.

>>30049533
>spacing in for
What does this mean?

>>30049582
I think he ment-
>Standing in for
Pretty much to do a job for a person.

>>30049608
Yeah, I guessed the meaning from context, I just wasn't sure if This is something that I just don't know about or What word he was actually trying to say, it threw me off that there were two wrong letters.

>Mom chooses an elite guardsmare unit for Anonymous
>["My son really is the jovial, devil may care type. Perhaps knowing him out of the public eye and seeing him as a regular citizen will ease your nerves."]
>'Y-yeah, I know that's what the Princess SAID, Sky Dive, b-but we're going through the Prince's laundry right now...'
>A unit of guardsmares currently prowls about the Prince's chambers
>"Mirage, Mare, I'm PRETTY sure this counts as getting to know him better. Now quit hogging his underpants."

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>>30043374
>>30043480

I've been here since the first thread, I'm so proud of how you've all grown.

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>>30051043
I've enjoyed this thread since the beginning as well, but more often than not it only serves to remind me my own mother wont be around forever.

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>"-all have such odd names. It's like someone took out all the vowels an-, shit, Auntie, your servants are watching."
>'Ohohoh~ Yes, indeed, we often find delight in the names of our-..OH! *ahem* YOU DARE INTRUDE UPON YOUR LUNAR SCOURGE'S TEA TIME WITH HER NEPHEW?'
"A t-thousand pardons, Your Supreme Nightness, Lord Vader-nonymous..b-but the coffee cakes are ready."
>'..I sense a great disturbance in the force, as if one or more of said treats has fallen from the tray but was put back on..'

>>30043480
>tfw your mother would always sing, "You are my sunshine" when you were a kid.
This hurt me, Anon.

>>30051043
We need more writefriends with long stories.

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>"Anonymous, sunshine, stop sulking, I'm sure you'll have fun at Auntie Moon's."
>'There's no cable, her neighbors are assholes, and everything is 'moon prison this, moon prison that'.'
>"Sweetie, it's just for a few days, plus, your Aunt really cherishes her time with you."
>As you and your mom touch down on the lunar surface you can see her bungalow/trailer
>And her neighbors
"DOTH MINE EYES DECEIVE ME? OH, SISTER, HOW HE HAS GROWN!"
>'H-hey, Auntie Moon.'
"Well, well, well. Look, Err, it's the talking monkey. Again."
'PREPARE TO KISS ASS, GREENBEAN'
>'..Ignignokt, Err.'

>>30051516
We're big boys now

We need to be the change we want to see

>>30051516
You could always become the writefag.

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>He needs to have friends his age.
>He cant make friends if i constantly shadow him.
>But what if he gets hurt?
>The guards can handle it.
>What if a guard hurts him accidently?
>Humans are so fragile.
>"Hey mom i brought the ice cream."
>What if he runs away from the guards?
>"Here guys i brought some for you too."
>"Thank you, my prince."
>What if he trips on the stairs?
>"Is mom..?"
>It could be hours until someone finds him!
>"Yes, she started the moment you left for the kitchens."
>Maybe a spelled bracelet would work, that way i could track him!
>"She worries too much."
>Oh but what if it's not fashionable and the other foals laugh at him!
>"I believe that's her job prince anonymous."
>Maybe a tattoo would work, we could pretend it's a cutie mark!
>"I wonder if she'll notice the chocolate on her face."
>Yes! Something to bond with the other foals over AND he wont be bullied over being a blank flank!
>"I see no chocolate my prince."
>Oh but what if they make fun of him for faking a cutie mark and he doesnt make any friends at all?!
>"You guys are awesome."

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>>30052446
Kek
On the moon, Anon gets spanked. With moon rocks.

>Meanwhile, at Inkenstein's Lasting Impressions tattoo parlor
>"Ooh, look, sweetheart, this ones 'cool'!"
>"It's a little bee, but he's got a meean face! 'Grrr'."
>'..There's also a fuckhuge glittery, pink rose in the picture, mom.'
>"Pardon, Mr. Inkenstein, sir? Is it possible to perhaps swap the rose with a tank or flaming skulls?"
>The artist nods
>"See? Voila, not a problem anymore. Now, are you ready to get your cutie mark?"

>>30052904
I've been writing. But one person can't sustaine a thread.

Heavy, milk laden tits.

I found some old porn greens, most of which aren't listed, and put them in a shitty new pastebin account I won't ever look at again probably so everyone can enjoy them:
https://pastebin.com/u/Some_Momlestia_Porno

>>30049533
Wtf is a "Gaurdsmare"?
Is that a pony that watches pumpkins and squash?

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>>30053915
>"WHO IS SHE, ANONYMOUS?"
>"I SAW THAT HARLOT LOOKING AT YOU LONGINGLY!"
>'That was the mirror in the dining room, mom. We had this conversation earlier.'

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"Wow, Mom. Thousands of years old and still afraid of a little mouse?"

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>>30054338
Thanks. Two of them are from LoreLove and already listed, albeit with different titles. The other ones I don't know, I'll check later when I have time.
I've searched in desuarchive and found one of the greens you posted was from a thread that's not listed either. I'll add it as well. They still weren't named nor numbered, so I suppose I missed some of them when I tried to reorganize the archives here.
Hopefully I'll have everything fixed by the end of the day, and will post the new links together with the old ones in the next thread.

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>>30052446
2 weeks later.....

>Luna! You were supposed to watch him! Not breed with him!

It is not our fault! He masturbate so much and there's no gravity. It floats around everywhere. It literally gets on everything

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>>30055783
>That is why you need to use your mouth Luna

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>"Ha ha! Verily, this shall be a most excellent April Fool's prank, Sister!"
>'I hope we don't scare him too much.'

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>>30055400
>"Anonymous! Don't. MOVE. It's on your back."
>'Mom.....'

>>30002570
>Oh shit, it's the end of year which means it's time for the yearly school camp trip.
>You have the choice to either bunk with mom in her cabin, Auntie's cabin, or share tent with a classmate. (It can be anyone you choose)
Wat do?

>>30057037
Ask if both mom and aunt can go into the same cabin and bunk with them.

>>30057037
>>30057058
This and fuck them both until the sun comes up.
>You will never have a sensual ridding session with mom in the morning before camp activities.
>You will never have anal with Auntie in the woods having the thrill of possibly getting caught.

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>>30057037
>>30057058
I'm bunking with these 2 young ladies.
Belestia & Muna. They are exchange students and not my mom & aunt who are somehow inexplicably younger than they were on the bus ride to camp.

>>30057089
>Sensual sex with Momlestia.
U N F.

>>30057089
>>30057129
>"Damn, man, look at poor Anon over at his mom & aunt's table."
>It's breakfast in the camp mess hall
>'I haven't seen him leave their sides this whole trip, bro.'
>"Imagine it, man. Being on this trip, with all the girls here, but stuck with your mom & aunt.."
>'Sorry to say, but better him than us, right?'
>"True."
>Anon sits between his mother and aunt, trying to have his breakfast
"Y-you know, not e-every m-MEAL needs to be like this?"
>His mother and aunt discreetly fondle his shaft and balls beneath the table
>"They do so, sweetheart." His mother says, kissing his cheek
>'Verily, a breakfast rich in protein is essential for the activitys we have in store for you, Nephew.'

>>30057164
"I lost my virginity in camp."
>"How? You stayed with your mom and Aunt the whole time."

>>30057089
>"It's OK Sunshine just go nice and slow into momma. I want to feel my sweet boy all the way inside me."