My Little Pony Transformation General

>>29905697
What the fuck is this thread name. Kill yourself.

Because I accidentally posted after we hit the bump limit:
>You’re Lexi, apparently, and you’ve started to calm down for the most part.
>All day you’ve been freaking out, your mind racing with bullshit about your identity and the like.
>But now things are starting to settle down, at least for the time being.
>There’s not much you can /do/ currently, so you kind of stopped actively worrying about it.
>Sure, the worries are there, but focusing on them isn’t going to do anything but stress you out right now.
>So once you finished your meal, you went back into your bedroom and lied down.
>It’s the messiest room in the house by a good margin, your windows have been covered in thick sheets just like the ones that litter your unmade bed.
>Feels like home, that’s one constant about this whole thing.
>It /feels/ similar.
>In all honesty it is pretty similar, save for some very big differences.
>Curious, you lift your mattress up a little, testing these similarities.
>Sure enough, you see the small hole you cut into the bed.
>A sort of secret stash if you will.
>Freely flaunting human “artifacts” only leads to questions, so you stashed your phone and some other choice things in here.
>You pull out something from the hole, magic saving you the hassle of wrestling your hoof into a hole it sure as hell won’t fit.
>No phone, instead what you pulled out was…
>A tooth?
>Looks sharp, kind of like a fang.
>Cringing slightly, you slide it right back in.
>Pulling out something else, you find… a small bottle with a dark red liquid in it.
>You don’t want to deal with this shit right now.
>With a sigh you slide your weird bottle of… something back in as well.
>Probably best to not look in there anymore right now.

>>29905747
>Before you even manage to lie down to take a nap, you hear a knocking on your door.
>Sound carries /too/ well in this damn place.
>Once you’ve noted to look into proper soundproofing, you begrudgingly make your way to the door.
>Odds are you can just tell whoever it is you’re under the weather and shoo them away.
>You open the door, mentally swearing when you see who’s waiting outside.
>A stallion, a good several inches taller than you, with cobalt colored fur.
>Not just cobalt blue, that’s reserved for his mane and tail.
>His actual coat is the gray color that the actual element Cobalt is.
>Fucking Cobalt, the one color you /didn’t/ want to see right now.
>Because that stallion Lexi has been seeing is named Cobalt Tint.
>Why these horses insist on the most on the nose names, you have no clue, it’s always been something that felt weird to you.
>”Hey Lex, I heard you’re not feeling too well.”
“Hey Cobalt, yeah, not feeling too hot. Now’s really not a good time fo-”
>He cuts you off, nuzzling you softly.
>You hate how it makes you shudder.
>How soft and warm it is…
>Focus!
>You pull back slightly, chuckling awkwardly before going into a fake cough.
“I really think I should be alone right now, you don’t want to catch this after all…”
>”I suppose. But if you need me, you know where to find me.”
>Holding back a sigh, you nod.
>”When you feel better we can get back to planning on moving in together, I know how excited you are about it.”
>What?
“Um… y-yeah! Now just uh… I need to… use the bathroom!”
>You quickly shut the door, breathing heavily.
>Moving in?
>Things are moving /too/ fast right now.
>Why the fuck is he moving in?
>And more importantly, how can you prevent it from happening?

>>29905750
>Further postponing your nap, you trudge over to your shelf.
>Time to find some dirt on Cobalt.
>A part of you can't help but feel bad about this.
>But why?
>He's nothing to you, you only met him today!
>So what if he's with Lexi?
>You aren't her.
>If you're going to be stuck like this, you’re going to do it on your terms.
>And those terms don't include being some stallion’s marefriend.
>Paging through your journals, nothing of note really comes up.
>Everything she writes about him is sickeningly positive.
>”Today Cobalt came over just to cook me breakfast, as always the food left a good bit to be desired, but the service was impeccable.”
>You might have found it cute if this wasn't you technically swooning.
>There's no way that you'd ever be /this/ happy with the guy just because he does nice little things now and again.
>Sure, the personalities seem to mesh well, but what pushes him past being a friend?
>Soon you found your answer.
>”I keep telling Cobalt we need to look into protection. Neither of us are ready to raise a foal…”
>You stop reading there.
>You had your suspicions sure, but…
>Fuck.

>>29905753
>My Little Pony Transformation General
>retarded
Explain to me how this does not aptly describe exactly what this thread is, Anon. This is a general thread for transformation on the My Little Pony board.
in b4 muh tradition

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>>29905697
>My Little Pony Transformation General
I SHOULD'VE KNOWN THE DRAGONS WERE PLOTTING TO TAKE OVER

>>29905771
It's been pony transformation for 5 fucking years regardless of if there have been dragon, griffin, draconequus, changeling or whatever the fuck stories. It's /ptfg/ NOT /mlptfg/

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>>29905778
so basically muh tradition.
It says Pony Transformation General, anon.
Just has My Little in front of it, and I never saw you complain when it had something written after the word General.

>>29905762
Oh man. This is awkward.

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The google doc and IRC are pointing at this thread, which is also the one with content in it. We're staying here.

>>29905878
Unfortunately it's likely going to be whichever thread was posted first. Still, this is a hostile dragon takeover.

>>29905867
>Twilight knew this would happen.
>"So help me, Anonymous, you're going to make some friends or else!"
>Everything went just as expected.

God, I miss the Anon fucking another Anon as his waifu stories. Those are my favorite.

>>29906003
It was weird how that genre almost totally died out after huge initial popularity. I guess there's only so much you can do with the idea, switching out the pony for a different one.

>Anon comes to Equestria
>Around the same time he shows up, a mare named Nonny also shows up in Ponyville
>Nobody ever sees Anon around at night, and vice-versa for Nonny during the day
>Nonny becomes a fixture of Ponyville's night life, and makes lots of new friends
>Anon has a few of his own, but he isn't very outgoing and mostly sticks to himself
>One night, after having some fun with her friends, Nonny leads them back to her house to teach them her omelette recipe
>Except she takes them to Anon's house
>Despite having obvious trouble operating the doors, cabinets, and appliances in Anon's human-sized house, she's adamant that she lives there
>They ask her some questions about her past, and her answers sounds more like something Anon would say about being a human on Earth
>Despite Nonny's insistence that she is, and has always been, a pony
>A pony with a human family, human friends, and that grew up on a planet entirely populated by humans
>As soon as the sun rises, she passes out right in the middle of the kitchen floor

>Anon wakes up in the middle of the kitchen floor, surrounded by strange mares, and with a skillet filled with smashed eggs in his teeth
>They looked scared
>He didn't remember drinking last night, but he must of had something pretty strong to wake up to this many frightened females

>>29906015
I just wish there was more. Sure the idea is simple, but it allowed writers to write it in their own way.

>>29906015
Sounds interesting.
There is always a chance that some anon dedicated enough could write something like that.

Shuffling ideas around is good thing to do.

>>29906026
Interesting.
I'd like to see some Jekyll and Hyde Pony TF

>>29905993

This was a fucking planned attack.

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>mfw dragonfags infiltrated the thread and shilled for their own writers content
>mfw a dragonfag made the new thread and forcibly changed the op
>mfw they coordinated all of this in their discord
>mfw dragons are well known for hoarding wealth
>mfw dragonfags are literally jews

>>29906149
It makes no difference. The name is wrong but we'll fix it when we have a new thread next week.

>>29906149
I'm pretty sure that's a joke.

>>29906149
While that is obviously a joke, it's a cover for the fact that that's what they really did.
>>29906153
This.

>>29906157
Sure, it's a "joke" that they've stolen my thread. Ever since they came over its been nothing but fucking dragons!

Wow, two words is all it takes for an absolute clusterfuck. I'll try to get some more Lexi out by the end of the day and post through the shit.

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>>29906149
>taking the bait

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>>29906186
I like this plan.

>>29906191
They're crafty bastards. That Discord is a nest of degeneracy plotting our downfall.

>>29906186
You're part of the problem! You should be banned!

Where is the army of shitposters when we actually need them? Against us the entire time.
What really happened was that the army of shitposters was trying to take this thread down in the first place. First they tried attacking new writers, but that obviously didn't work. So they pose as dragonfags and shitpost both threads for some sort of merge. When a dragonfag takes the bait and moves to /ptfg/ they shill for them and spam their post with compliments to make it seem like that's the majority accepting them in. Then when the thread dies they make a new thread with some sort of merge theme and laugh as people get mad. Maybe the shitposters were even originally from dtfg.

That or it was the jews.

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>>29906149
>Not recognising sarcasm when you see it.
Person who posted it is in the /dtfg/ Discord. It was a joke.
>>29906151
>implying we can coordinate anything
Yes, just observe our amazing levels of cunning and prowess. We are a force to be reckoned with. We are strategic mastermi- Fuck.
>>29906239
Don't give him (You)'s.

>>29906253
Peer into the window of their evil! They're pretending to be innocent! Do not believe them!!

>>29906253
>Person who posted it is in the /dtfg/ Discord.
No I'm not.

Alrighty folks. If you're gonna post dragons, at least post dragon transformation. Y'all just spamming at this point.

This thread is a mighty amount of keks.

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Guys.. Guys.. What if.. Fuckin' hear me out.. *sniff*.. What if.. dtfg wasn't invaded by ptfg, and ptfg wasn't invaded by dtfg?

What if it was just Jewish tricks all along, crafted in order to make us fight among one another?

>>29906315
Like that shitposter that was constantly berating the writers between both threads?
Wow... who would have guessed.

Wow, as if the autism couldn't escalate any further. This dragon spammer is a shithead.

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>>29906315
>when you try to cover your own shitposting backfiring by claiming that Jews/russian hackers were behind it

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>>29906315
The whole situation is fucking retarded from an outside viewpoint.

>in a word full of conflict and death
>deep down in the depths of the internet
>on a containment board of the most cancerous website in existence
>two factions battle for dominance on a highly controversial topic
>one side, prefers it when things transform into ponies from their favorite children's cartoon show
>the other, prefers only things that transform into dragons from the same children's cartoon show
>the two factions, highly polarized, refuse to occupy the same space with each other

>>29906315
You caught us. You're both shit and we want you off our board.

Sincerely,

The Jews

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>>29906371
GUTEN TAG!

>>29906356
Get off you fucking lizard you are the one who started this you goddamn monster

>>29906376
>TAG
It's "guten abend" here mein Fuhrer.

It's just two words, fix it when this thread dies. I just wanted more Lexi god dammit.

New thread?


Please?

Why is this dragonfag now spamming the thread too. Anyone who's not /dtfg/ wouldn't have that many dragon pics saved.

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>>29906439
No, moderation will kick in shortly and clean this up.

I'm moving my stuff to AO3, I'll leave my pastebin up for now but I probably won't be too concerend with keeping it up to date.

Here are the links to my stories on AO3
Sick Day: http://archiveofourown.org/works/10674483/chapters/23631552

Lavender Sky: http://archiveofourown.org/works/10588068/chapters/23403039

Behind The Wire: http://archiveofourown.org/works/10554418/chapters/23313370

Leroy's Story: http://archiveofourown.org/works/10604580/chapters/23446854

Greg Read WikiHow: http://archiveofourown.org/works/10593981

>>29906488
What even is this. Why?

>>29906511
Why dragons though? Just because they're the cunts attacking our thread doesn't mean you should post dragons. Post pone instead.

Ignore him, report for flooding, and move on

>>29906530
Spike is a big drake.

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>>29906539

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>>29906530

Aw bummer. After all my hard work.

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>>29906600
That's Croptool's work isn't it?

>>29906594
I bet your work took a lot longer than it did for the sensible anons to report you. Feels bad don't it? Go eat your tendies and take a nap buckaroo.

>>29906496
It pleases me.
I can divide my work up into chapters, and I can attach the glorious cover art I have received for Sick Day to it.

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>>29905773
I Am The Little Mare

>>29898073
>Suddenly I feel Crimson wrap around my torso
>My hooves lose contact with the ground as she beats her wings frantically
>We start to ascend until we are level with the window at the top of the door
>I close my eyes and brace for impact
>My head hits with a resounding thud as the sound of breaking glass fills the air
>Hot streaks crisscross my face as the shards tear through my skin
>I open my eyes as I hurtle through the hallway
>The world spins around me as I see Crimson doing back flips above me
>Everything is in slow motion
>Everything is pain
>The two of us seem to drift through the hallway, to the ringing inside my head
>Suddenly the world goes back to normal speed
>Crimson and I fall gracelessly to the ground, sliding some distance
>My vision blurs and my chest tightens
>I need to breath but I can’t seem to inhale
>Others rush to my side, I can see Dr. Moore among them
>I have to stand up
>I must stand up
>Why are they pushing me down?
>They say something, but I can’t hear them over the cacophony in my brain
>One of my eyes burn
>Blood is dripping into it
>Crimson is worse off
>She’s out cold
>She needs to stand up
>I turn back to the door as the world lists hard to the side
>What looks like a large wooden wolf tries to jump through the window before it is sealed by a desk
>Everything jerks hard to the side and I fall
>The world gets louder and my vision gets worse
>I need to get up…
>No.
>I need to sleep

>>29906856
I hadn't realised how dangerous this world was, as if being turned into a pony wasn't challenge enough.

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>Moonglow will never stick his peepee in your thick stallion ponut

>>29906832
I want to be the chosen one to be the little mare.

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Reminder to always post and discuss ideas and content.

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>>29907882
how would stinky pony peepee tf work?

https://pastebin.com/2DhSAUkP

>You must have fallen asleep or something. Woops.
>That’s what you get for watching some crummy sci-fi film
>What was it called again? You just remember lots of spaceships. It doesn’t really matter.
>You can hear something
>Voices and laughter. One deep and booming, like a drum. The other shrill.
>Steph! And by extension, Jerome
>You’re excited, initially. Then you think about the implications here.
>She’s taken him home.
>Oh god.
>The sound of keys rattling in the doorlock pierces through you
>After a bit of fumbling, the door opens
>You’ve scooted out of the living room to greet your owner
>There she is, with a flushed face. She sees you and squats down, opening her arms.
>“Lucky! Hiya girl! Miss me?”
>Well…you kinda did, yeah. She’s got you there.
>You go over and say hi, which is to say you nuzzle her.
>Jerome smiles down awkwardly at you as Steph plays with you for a few seconds, before she gets up again.
>”So…coffee? Oui?” she says, giggling.
>“Oui” he confirms, bushy eyebrows wiggling.
>Awwww they gonna be hugging tonight
>Steph leads you both into the living room before skipping away into the kitchen
>He picks up a remote and relaxes into the sofa, skipping through channels at random
>Never settling on a channel. Always on the move.
>He’s sweating like Niagra
>You sit in front of him and do your best impression of a clueless pet, staring up at him
>He waves at you and says hi.
>You wave at him and mouth “Hi”.
>He stares at you
>”Sorry, Jerome, you said you like your coffee black, didn’t you?”
>“Erm…” he says, turning his head between you and the kitchen a few times. “Yes, Stephanie. Please.”
“Coming up, haha!”

>>29908019
>He looks back at you. You continue to sit and stare.
>You could probably do more. Mouth out more complex words and phrases. Anything, really. You’ve got his attention.
>But…
>”Here we are!”
>Steph comes back into the room carrying two big steaming mugs. She hands one to Jerome.
>She sits next to him, looking at him with a big goofy smile on her face.
>”Are you both making friends? She’s the best, isn’t she?” she says.
>“Um…yes” says the big Frenchman, uncertainly. Then he turns around. “But you’re better…?”
>You curl up in a ball and wish for death.
>You do hear Steph laugh though. Not a belly laugh. A kind of fluttery, whispy laugh.
>Awwww they’re definitely gonna hug.
>Good for them. You decide not to get in the way of this.
>Finding out your pet is actually an adult man might put them off.
>For their sake, you’ll at least wait until tomorrow or something.
>Yeah, tomorrow. You’ll tell them all tomorrow. Somehow.

>A few hours later
>You regret your decision
>”Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh! Oh, yes, you animal! Yes!”
>”Oh hon hon! Stephanie! Je t’aime! Je t’aime!”
>"My hips! They're moving on their own! Jeroooome!"
>You put your hooves over your ears
>At least she had the decency to put your bed down in the living room…

>>29908025
I am very glad to see this story again.

>>29905697
Why is this thread still up?

>>29905697
Breaking Horse by Spacewolfe:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-Cuh8qxD-hk8oMxpuwrH0pD7858VmDOaf9gEjMGo8Ks/edit

Should have been in the OP too.

>>29908025
The "More Lucky When" calls have been answered.

>>29908059
>>29908152

Yeah sorry, got distracted a little, didn't mean to let this slide. I'll try to update more regularly. It's very gratifying to see that people wanted more, so thanks!

>>29908152
Today's our lucky day

>>29908025
Poor Lucky. Her own consideration backfires on her. Funny stuff.

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>>29908031
Is there any chance of promotion to a mare?

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>>29907462
why live?

How is everybody perfectly fine with this?

It's abundantly clear that, even if it isn't all of /dtfg/, dragonfags are trying to completely derail this general. And you're letting them.

I expected more from you, /ptfg/.

>You're Anon
>Twilight's roommate
>Well, more of a useless freeloader than a roommate considering you don't pay any bills, but she tolerates your company as long as you keep the stories of Earth's technology and science coming
>After having dinner, you take initiative and bring the dishes in to the kitchen to wash them as Twilight follows
>"And this so-called 'warp bubble', it allows you to travel faster than light itself?"
"Well, yeah, in a purely theoretical or fictional sense I suppose."
>"Why wouldn't you just teleport? If you have the capacity to exceed the speed of light, extending the range of teleportation would be pretty trivial in comparison."
"Teleportation doesn't exist on Earth, Twilight, it's about as theoretical as FTL technology."
>Your throat is dry, so you grab a nearby glass and quickly polish off the last of the drink inside before putting it in the sink
>Twilight is watching you with a smirk
>"You realize you just drank out of my glass, right?"
>What?
>Oh fuck, she's right
"Goddamn it, Twilight!"
>She giggles as you rinse your mouth out with water
>"I don't get why this kind of stuff bothers you so much."
"I told you already, I don't want your gross house germs in my mouth."
>"You've been living in Equestria for close to seven years now, I'm pretty sure you've been well exposed to 'horse germs' by now."
>You start scratching your neck
"I'm an alien here. You know what happened when the aliens in War of the Worlds got exposed to human germs? Their Tripods fell down and Tom Cruise won. I don't want Tom Cruise to win again, Twilight."
>Fuck, your neck itches
>Twilight's brow knits
>"Uh, are you okay? You're looking a little...flush?"
>You feel a little flush
>Your whole body is feeling feverish
>You reach out to grab the counter as a wave of dizziness flows over you, but you miss it and drop to the floor
>Twilight runs to your side
>"Oh my Celestia, Anon, are you-"
>She freezes, and her eyes widen as she takes a step back
"Wha-hauh?"

>>29908890
>Words fail you
>Not just because of the searing pain growing in your jaw, but also because your brain's don't's feel's so really good right now
>The pain in your face intensifies; it feels like someone split it open with an axe
>Twilight covers her mouth with a hoof and staggers backwards until she hits a wall
>The sound of liquid splashing against the floor turns your eyes to the puddle of blood beneath you
>It takes a few seconds to realize that it's coming out of your face
>By the time you do, you notice something growing from the bottom of your vision
>It really fucking hurts
>You can feel the pop and tear of muscles, ligaments, skin, and whatever as it forces itself out of you
>Finally, your face gives with a dull rip as the bony protrusion emerges from you
>You look back up to Twilight, who looks like she's about to vomit
>You try to speak, but all you get is another pop and your jaw hangs loosely with no control
>Your vision starts to blur and warp as your skull begins to change shape around your eyeballs, so you screw your eyes shut
>When you lift your hand to try and feel your face, you hear several dull pops and cracks as you endure the uniquely painful sensation of your fingers withdrawing into your hand
>Breathe
>Breathe
>You begin to take sharp shallow breaths as whatever is happening to you starts to affect your abdomen
>Breathing is becoming difficult, it feels like your lungs are shrinking each time you exhale
>What little air you've taken in is wasted on a scream as your spine begins to extend, forcing vertebrae out of a new hole just above your ass
>Oh God, this hurts so fucking much
>You need help, and Twilight hasn't done anything yet
>When you try to stand, you almost immediately collapse as your knee cracks and bends backwards
>Hitting the hard floor below, your whole body twists in agony as your femurs break in half
>Your eyes fly open in response, and you're almost relieved that your vision seems to be fine now

>>29908900
>Until you look down and see the twisted horror show that your body currently is
>Your skin bubbles and rolls as the muscles, bone and organs beneath it shift and change
>Your clothes pool loosely over your monstrous form, so you realize that you must also be shrinking
>A burning itch begins to spread across you as short, purple hairs force their way through your skin
>The tightening and shortening of your neck, back, and shoulder muscles happens to force your head back, allowing you to see Twilight again
>Her face is a mask of pure horror, and tears pour freely from her eyes
>There's a sizeable puddle of puke around her hooves, so she must have thrown up at some point
>Movement at the bottom of your vision catches your eye, and you refocus on the bony thing sticking out where your nose used to be before it fell off or whatever
>Muscles spread outwards to cover the bone, and skin is hot on its heels to cover that
>Followed closely by more purple hairs
>You pant, and realize that you can move your jaw again
>You reach up to try to touch your face once more, only to find that your hand is totally gone, replaced by a round bony protrusion that-
>...That kind of looked like a hoof
>Purple fur creeps up your arm as you take a mental stock of what's going on in your body
>It feels like you might be through the worst of it; stuff is still moving around, but nothing feelsarfmklekdifje
>Your thoughts are interrupted by an intense pressure pushes outwards from inside your head
>Twilight cries out as the front of your skull opens up to allow a twisted spike to emerge from within
>At least, you think it was her
>It sounded like her voice, but it felt like it came from you
>You open your eyes once again and focus as best you can on the new horn sticking out of your forehead as a fine, velvet-like fuzz creeps up it's length to coat it
>It stands out sharply again the three-toned purple hair that apparently now rests atop your noggin

>>29908911
>You just lay down and breathe for a moment
>You don't feel anything happening anymore
>Slowly rolling onto your belly, you unsteadily rise
>It takes you a moment to untangle yourself from your clothes, and you almost slip in one of the many, many puddles of blood on the floor, but you're standing on all four hooves
>You examine your body
>Lavender fur?
>Check
>Highlighted purple mane, cropped straight?
>Check
>Matching tail?
>You give it a few experimental swishes
>...Check
>Pointy Magicer?
>Check
>You try to use it, but realize that you have literally no idea how and quickly drop it
>Aside from the absent Cutie Mark, all signs seem to point to you having become Twilight
>A unicorn rather than an Alicorn, but a Twilight all the same
>After reminding yourself of her existence, you look back over to her
>She's shaking almost as much as you are, but she's the one to finally break the silence
>"A-anon?"
>You're scared and confused, and the fact that the Element of Magic seems just as dumfounded and terrified as you only adds to your maelstrom of emotions
>You have no idea what to say
"...S-so anyway, um, w-what some sci-fi back home used instead, was, uh, transporters. T-they kind of work like a teleporter..."

>>29908918
Bin:
https://pastebin.com/JCsz6Zje

>>29908900
>reverse knees
Stopped reading right there.

>>29908931
I know horses don't actually have backwards knees, the thing many people think of a a knee on a horse is more analogous to the ankle or something, but with the sheer distance between the human ankle and the horse 'ankle' it seemed more logical to turn his knees into ankles and give him new knees higher up.

>>29908025
Thankfully she was spared having to watch old people sex.
Glad to see this continue, keep up the good work.

[Sooooooooooo... how's the shitposting going? It safe to come out and post more chapters now, or are some anon's still flankflustered and I need to go back to playing BotW?]

>>29909341
I mean I'm still irritated at the whole merger op thing but it seems to have called down. You're probably fine.

>>29909341
Aly! please post an update

>>29908929
[Also, FUCK YES.

10/10 best TF scene I've read all week. Painful can sometimes be realistic, make sure to keep it part of you world, can't wait to read more, unless it's a one-shot, in which case you did a masterful job of drawing your reader in and teasing them with ideas. Again, well done, though I would say that tweaking the change a bit so you're not talking about reverse knees would be best... maybe just describe the leg and the hoof, and sheer, blinding pain as his hands and feet fuse into solid mass?]

>>29908931
>>29909416
I changed it in the bin. I couldn't add too much since each part still has to fit into a post, but the words 'knees' and 'backwards' no longer appear. As I said before, I know that ponies don't have 'backwards knees', and that wasn't really what I was trying to say there. In hindsight, I don't think having bones literally break to accommodate a transformation really makes any sense anyway.

>>29905697
Whoever posted the op needs to go on a free helicopter ride.

>See OP
>Think the autism of this thread may finally be done with.
>Start pulling up the Eris green I wrote back when I didn't know what the "dad" in "dadonequus" meant.
>Maybe it's time to post this!
>See the contents of thread.
>Autistic screeching over a two word change.
>Two.
>Words.
>Laugh.
>Close the document.
>Not today world, not today.

We never finished discussing getting rid of Gumo. No more dragons, especially after today.

>>29909341
>>29909416
Are we getting more Discordia tonight?

>>29908918
Great work. Keep it up.

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>>29909814
[Eh, the arguing popped back up, I'm going to back off and wait for this to die down- no point in posting a story if no one's going to read it because they can't find it among the shitposting.]
>>29909662
[I'm with you dude... I'm with you.]

>>29909690
>>29909902
>>29909974
>>29910037
>>29910048
I think it's clear by now that the majority of the readers and writers here don't give a quarter of a shit whether or not they've got dragons in their ponies, or ponies in their dragons. Yes, changing the thread's name was dumb, but it'll most likely be rectified by the next thread. What matters most is that writers are writing and readers are reading. Nobody cares about the stupid dragon/pony shitposting war. These threads are about the green, not stupid meta-discussion bullshit. You people are acting like warring factions, when they're just threads on an imageboard. Threads about fundamentally similar topics. The only real difference being what the human turns into.

And by the way, when the IP count is this low, and so many similarly-minded people just so happen to all post at basically the same time, you aren't fooling anybody.

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>be OP
>make a new thread according to suggestion in previous thread that perhaps it would be better off called transformation general
>consider that autists may screech
>change to my little pony transformation general so it still contains the phrase "pony transformation general" to minimize screeching
>not even really into dragon, but not offended by them
>Go to work for the day
>finally get home
>see thread
>apparently am jew, illuminati, lizard author, and/or hostile takeover coordinator
>was not aware of being any of these things
>mfw

>>29906856
>I wake up to the sound of a distant ringing
>The memory of what happened comes flooding back
>I need to get up
>A bright light envelops me as I sit up
>what was a dull throbbing becomes a sharp pounding pain in the front of my skull
>I fall backward on to the pillow and let out a groan
>”Great, you’re up”
>The voice is deep, definitely male
>I don’t recognize it though
>As my vison starts to come into focus I turn my head towards its source
>I squint at the grey and brown blob standing next to me
>”Easy now, don’t strain yourself”
>A cold shiver runs down my spine as a claw touches my shoulder
>”eh, sorry”
>The claw moves away, and the creature comes into focus
>It’s not a pony, it has a head like an eagle and the body of a lion
“A… gryphon?”
>My voice is shaky and uncertain
>”Yeah, that’s right. Nurse GreyMane, now try to keep still. You have a concussion”
“…Crimson?”
>”Hit her head on the window frame. She’ll recover, but she’s gonna have a nasty scar on her forehead. You on the other hand, are going to have minimal scaring, in spite of her attempt to use you as a battering ram.”
>As I start to come out of it I become aware of the bandages on my face
“So what happened?”
>”After you passed out? We boarded up the first floor windows, thankfully everyone was back inside when it happened”

>>29910086
>GreyMane sets a tray table in front of me
>”If you feel you can hold it down, you should eat”
>The tray has a bowl of oatmeal and an apple with a glass of water
“I definitely starving”
>He nods
>”Let me know if you feel any pain, for now you should stay in bed. I’ll let you know when your friend wakes up”
>With that he turns to deal with the other patient
>Only Crimson and one of the ponies from the other day are in beds, several others seem to be standing in line with minor injuries
>Crimson is still out cold, a large cut in her forehead has been sutured shut, and white bandages speckle her red coat
>Still, we’re both alive
>I’d really rather be hungover right now though
>Time to eat, Nurses orders

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>>29910027
Just go ahead and post what you've got, I'll read it. I've loved all of your stuff so far

I don't know what's going on right now, and frankly I don't care. I'm not going to let some shouting match over what goes where stop me from doing the thing I love.

TL:DR fuck shitposters, write green

>>29910153
I've been here since croptool and plush Lyranon were posting in this thread and never before was there any level of hatred for dragons or non pony species being in the stories. This dragon hate shit is new, and I want these newfag autists out of this thread before they shoo away any more writers. People never gave Jazzteeth shit for posting Eris TF or catbird stuff. Variety is the spice of life, and some newfag deciding what can't be in this thread is the ultimate autism.

>>29910441
Gumo is doing a pony-tf and started a Discord-tf. He hasn't even touched dragons. The only mediocre writer is Treasure Mage with his dick sucking "they're all shitposters" crew. Honestly, the only people who need to leave are people like him who just dumps their green here with no intention to assimilate into our culture.

>>29910153
>It wasn't samefagging, I was only three of the five people you quoted!

>>29910513
>he doesn't know what samefagging is
>>>/out/

>insists that dragonfags need to be removed, says that nobody wants them here
>The 'pure' pony tf thread is a wasteland of contentless bumps

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This thread is like a horrible trainwreck.
That you just can't take your eyes off.

>>29910628
Because the dragonfags lured everyone here.

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How about some inanimate pony transformation?

>>29910664
I want to be the pretty plushie pony.

Guys, please try responding to content instead of to the shit flinging tards (who are obviously a far bigger problem than whatever they're complaining about seeing as they're preventing Alycornanon).

Just to allay any legitimate worries anyone might have: Whoever made the thread screwed up (though not as badly as the other thread). We'll put the OP back the way it should be next thread.

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>>29910673
Yeah, plushies are good.

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I want to suddenly grow wings.

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How do people feel about centaur tf? I had a dream that someone commissioned a drawing of me as one.

>>29910830
Sounds cute.

>>29910105
I hope her injury doesn't harm Crimson's status as pretty mare. New character seems cool.

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>>29908890
>I don't want your gross house germs
You mean horse germs right?

>>29908918
Disturbing but a nicely described TF. I guess anon's fears turned out to be vindicated.

>>29909662
Please post it Anon. I'd love to read it.

>>29911122
That's a nice tf, and not one I've seen before. Source?
What's up with the file extension transforming from png into jpg?

>>29911146
Not the poster but it's recent. Artist is named FauvFox

>>29911106
It's not even worth it, this thread's mentality and constant divide on the matter of if non pony doesn't belong isn't something I want to deal with. I'll be getting more shitposters bitching about the fact that anon isn't a pony than people actually reading.

>>29911370
They may be loud but they are not more numerous.

Looks like I missed some anti-me posting last night huh? Didn't make the OP but you guys can think whatever you want. Was probably just a shitposter having a field day, but if you have concerns- voice them. Or you can just keep posting "Gumo get out REEE!" because you're very original and very important.


Update might come out today, might be too busy or might just not give enough fucks to post, save myself the headache and all. We'll see how it goes.

>>29911405
I'm glad you've persevered. Please don't let people who are trying to destroy ptfg represent it to you.

>>29911420
I just know that there's a lot of bullshit in this thread and in the dtfg. A part of me just wants to abandon both and do something not marred by assholes so much that I don't know who's giving a thought out opinion or a shitpost.

>>29911370
No one complains about anything but dragons. We have plenty of draconequus, gryphon, changeling, etc, and everyone's ok with it. Only reason people don't want dragons is because they have their own containment thread, and have no reason to be here.

>>29911437
I must be pretty jaded. I get your feelings but I all I can do is laugh at how pathetic they are.

Keep writing man. I your horse story Please let it be too late for protection

>>29911470
>Mocks how they feel
>Proceeds to ask them to keep writing

You're sending mixed signals here

>>29911469
That's weird reasoning. It's content within the bounds of the thread. That's a reason for it to be here.

>>29911476
That's true, a dragon-tf story is still a tf story, but the fact is that they have their own thread, audience, and culture, having the two merge is jarring, and just generally unwanted from both parties. If there was a gryphon containment thread instead of a dragon one, I'm sure people would be hostile to gryphons, and leave dragons alone.

>>29911474
>Mocking
what the stinking hell are you on m8?
Its a statement that I emphasize with them but I do not personally feel the same way.

>>29910496
I would just like to say: this. Thank you. The shitposters are shitposting so hard, that all the other people have started sucking any dragon dick they can find in a knee-jerk reaction.

That one samefag who calls for Gumo to be removed and all that crap honestly deserves to be banned, but that doesn't mean that literally everyone from /dtfg/ will be welcomed here with open arms.

>>29893993
Cross species cross gender sex must be Twilight's fetish. There were some nice funny metaphors in this.

>>29906496
Think FimFiction, in a broader sense of what's covered

>>29899701
You've got some good character interaction going on. Would you object if I started pointing out a few typos and spelling mistakes, eg 'alot'?

>>29911370
Don't go! See >>29911469

We'd love a draconequus green

>>29911760
I second this.

>>29911745
It could improve my writing so, so by all means, I appreciate it.

But to be honest, I think this trial run is finished. It's totally obvious that my presence here is making the thread worse over all, and that's not something I want to do. The drama that /I'm/ basically keeping alive by existing is making writers who are better than me not write, and I'm not worth that much.

Maybe I'll go back to dtfg, but I'm kinda burned out on writing at this point. I'll write more when I can have fun with it again.

Thanks for giving me a chance at least

>>29911816
Shame it had to be this way, but I appreciate you realizing that and calling it off at this point. Best of luck with whatever comes in the future.

>>29911816
Sorry about the actions of fucktards, have a good break and hope to see you again.

>Anon decides he wants to join the Royal Guard
>They think that he's got what it takes, and Celestia herself vouches for him
>The only wrinkle is that the Guard is only open to Stallions
>But that doesn't mean that Anon can't join
>They give him an enchanted uniform that transforms him into a stallion while he wears it, and they welcome him aboard
>On his first day on the job, he discovers that the Guard's primary duty isn't actually to guard the Princesses, it's to serve as an all-you-can-grope buffet for them

Posted this earlier, but deleted it when I realized that I had posted at the same time someone was updating their story

>>29911910
Anon should sue for such blatant discrimination. He has the right to be the little mare guard.

I want to be a pretty pink stallion

>>29911816
Thank you for being reasonable about this. Enjoy yourself, and maybe when there isn't a clan war between two threads going on, it might be worth considering coming over here again.

For now, good riddance and best wishes!

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>>29910105
>The oatmeal tasted like oats
>I half expected them to taste amazing or something
>None the less I quickly devoured the bowl, as well as the apple
>I hadn’t eaten since yesterday’s lunch
>A couple of ponies where helping GreyMane
>One was white with a red cross on her flank while the other was brown with a brass horseshoe
>They seemed to have a steady stream of ponies coming through
>Apparently not everyone has completely adapted to their new equine forms
>Honestly I’m surprised any of us have
>Yesterday morning Crimson and I where two legged hairless apes
>Last night she flew us through a window
>Whatever this is must have affected our brains somehow, and that’s a very scary thought
>If it can make me used to being a small horse what else has it fucked with?
>…
>Fuck I need something to do to take my mind off this existential crisis
“Excuse me nurse”
>I wave at GreyMane
>”Are you in pain?”
>I shake my head
“I was just wondering if I could have a book or something”
>I’d really like my phone, but I doubt I could run a touch screen with hooves
>”Shure thing, one sec”
>He turns and out of the room, only to return a moment later with a book in his beak
>”The Sleeper Awakes by H.G Wells. It’s a good book if you enjoy science fiction, And somewhat applicable to your situation”
>I nod at him
“Thank you. How long will I be here exactly?”
>He shrugs
>”A few days at least, until your concussion clears off. Try to rest”
>I nod
“I will, thanks again for the book”
>”Don’t mention it”

>>29911816
Fucking finally.

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>>29911816
Farewell dragon friend, I'm not even into dragons and I have thoroughly enjoyed what you have written and do hope you continue in dtfg once you recuperate.

>>29912201
Being the small horse is surprisingly easy to get into.

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This dose of shitposting has really made me think that we need to update the OP.

I have no issue with dragons. In fact, I was all for a merger with them down to the fact that their content actually fits the thread, and they have some pretty good writers. Now that the majority of the thread has expressed their desires not to merge however, I think that we need to make this more clear in future. We don't fucking need another drama session again, and I doubt that dtfg want one either.

If this is in fact *pony* transformation general, and nothing more, we need to remove this from the OP:
>Any type of transformation into ponies, dragons, gryphons, changelings, draconequus, etc

I still can't believe that one or two screaming autists fucked up a potentially great thing for our thread that could have brought in more varied content.

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>>29912880
No, shitposters do not rule the thread. Our scope remains the same as ever. Pony TF first, but changeling, gryphon, dragon, draconequus TFs are good too.

>>29912880
Best thing to do is pretend this never happened. Don't fuck with something that isn't broken.

>>29912880
It stays. Honestly, just because some samefag comes in and has an autism fit over it doesn't mean it needs to go. I refuse to let some newfag shit lord remove the wording in the OP that encourages variety because someone wants an ice cream shop that only sells vanilla ice cream, unless you want dtfg to add those other species as accepted and for ptfg to lose even more content to them.

>>29912880
Fuck off lizard fag

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>>29912927

>>29912148
>>29912783
The pink mare is cuter.

>>29912880
When will you fucks get it through your head that just because we don't want dragons, doesn't mean we don't want variety. The dragons have their containment thread, and unless they have content not related to dragons, they stay there.

>>29911760
Then how long until I'm the next Gumo or Treasure Mage or whoever else here gets shitposted to hell and back? The bar of entry here is nearly impossible to work around thanks to how caustic arguments get here.

>>29913657
They got attacked because they were from the dragon general and kids from that thread wanted to push them away from here and reel them back over there. The real PTFG would most certainly welcome the content.

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>>29905697

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I hope there's going to be more Our Town tonight.

>>29913657
Gumo is fine, there's just one samefag screeching autistically. He's actually writing pony TF, so it should be pretty obvious whoever wants him out is not to be taken seriously.

Meanwhile quite a few people are strongly against a larger dragon influx, and have voiced their opinions to that effect (generally in a much more calm manner than the anti-Gumo fag). Honestly if you're really incapable of ignoring a single shitposter then, well, you're a free man and nobody is forcing you to write anything or post anywhere; but if I were you, I would reconsider the amount of attention given to obvious spam.

>>29914502
News Flash! Gumo is Dragonlord Kolaghan (A writer for /dtfg/.).

>>29911370
As long as it's not dragon tf then everyone here would love to read it and there wouldn't be any shitposting. If it's dragon then post it in the dragon thread. Simple as that.

>>29914557
Yeah, everybody knows. I said as much last thread. No big secret here. Pretty much an open book.

>>29914779
I know, it's just that some people are denser than the core of a collapsing star. Just making sure that they know.

>>29914794
Eh, fair enough. Don't worry about me posting dragons here though anybody who didn't know. I've got enough to work on here in itself without cross posting dragons. I can share my other pastebin if it's requested, but the only green I do here is Lexi, that Discord green and that shitty green I canned.

>>29914822
>shitty green

So all of yours?

>>29914557
News Flash! Gumo is writing stories about pony tf (Involving people transforming into ponies.).

>>29914869
Stay mad, asshat.

>>29914779
Want me to group your various writings together on the google doc? I kept your Gumo name separate but as everyone already knows, it makes sense to group them I think.

>>29914945
Up to you, whatever's easiest. If you do lump them all together it might help to distinguish in some manner what name I used when posting it.

>>29899789
>“I’ll tell you if you let me snuggle afterwards.”
She drives a hard bargain.

>“The ride never ends.”
Indeed...

>>29913745
You can not rape the willing

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I sexually identify as the little mare. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being little and a mare. People tell me that it is impossible for a person to become the little mare, and that I am mentally ill, but I don’t care, I am beautiful. I’m having Nano machines give me hooves, a mare vag, and a boopable snoot. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sunflower” and respect my right to be adorable. If you can’t accept me, you are a marephobe and need to check your pony privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

>>29908929
Into the google doc it goes. http://derpy.me/PonyTF
(I assumed it was complete. Is this correct?)

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>>29915204
kek

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You get to become the little pony of your choosing, with only physical changes, but you have to put up with people doting over you everytime you go out. y/n?

>>29915386
Yes! there is literally no downside.

>>29908025
I want Jerome to fuck luck

>>29915268
Yeah

>>29888619
>Each day, for the next week, packages keep coming.
>Everything from nightstands to vases to paintings are delivered at your doorstep, each left with instructions on where in the house to put it.
>And you have to admit that, the day the two cribs arrived, each made of light-colored wood with yellow fabric, you got a little emotional.
>With each passing day, the house starts to feel more and more like home.
>Quill starts patronizing the local bookstores, always coming home with a new novel or two to fill the many bookshelves around your house.
>And you’ve also learned how to cook real food!
>The one time you went with Quill to the bookstore, you picked out a couple cookbooks, and you’ve been going through them recipe by recipe.
>You’re still not sure if you’re actually a good cook or if Quill’s just being nice.
>Quill applies for a job at the Ponyville Daily, and starts leaving each morning for work.
>At first, spending the majority of the day alone at home was almost unbearable, but you quickly started finding things to do.
>You’ve started reading through the pile of maternity books Twilight gave you, and you make friends with some of your neighbors who also stay home for the day.
>You’ve also picked up gardening, and you’re surprisingly good at it.
>When Quill comes home, you make dinner and relax together for the rest of the evening, until you go to sleep in his loving embrace.
>As the weeks pass, your magic infusions become less frequent, first going from twice a day to once, then to twice a week, and then, finally, to just once per week during your routine weekly checkup.
>And, ever so slowly, your belly starts to push out, bit by bit.
>It doesn’t grow nearly as fast as you expected, but it’s still a welcomed, if jarring, reminder of the life you’re living.

>>29916093
>The pregnancy progresses without any major fanfare.
>Honestly, it’s all because of Quill.
>It’s like he knows everything you’re feeling before you do.
>As soon as you started to feel a little sore, he picked up a book on massaging, and his admittedly inexperienced hooves started working wonders on your shoulders each night.
>Whenever you feel moody or upset, he’s right there to do whatever it takes to make you feel better.
>You’re so lucky to have a stallion like him to help you make it through the most emotional moments intact.
>And there have been quite a few big ones.
>Like the first time one of your foals kicked.
>It was late in the evening, and you were sitting on the sofa reading a book, when you feel a slight tickle in your belly, like there were butterflies in your gut.
>You stiffened up when it happened again, and placed a hoof on your small bump, trying to search for the source of the sensation, when you felt something inside you shift and wiggle a bit.
>Tears of joy started to roll down your cheeks when you realized what you were feeling.
>One of your foals was kicking.
>You immediately grabbed Quill and pulled him into a tight hug, crying into his shoulder.
>He rubbed his hoof in small circles on your back in an effort to help your hormones find balance again, like he had grown used to doing at least once a day.
>There was another big one the day of the next big ultrasound, when you’d finally learn whether your foals were stallions, mares, or one of either.
>The nurse eschews the familiar wand, instead spreading cold gel on the fur of your belly and using a different, less pleasurable instrument to conduct the ultrasound.
>Learning that the pegasus was a mare and the Earth pony was a stallion brought forth a now-familiar rush of hormonal feelings.
>It cemented, once and for all, that you’re going to be a mother.
>And you’re going to raise the two most amazing foals Equestria has ever seen.

>>29916103
>Then there was the time you woke up one morning to find a small trickle of milk leaking from your puffy crotchboobs.
>You’ll admit that you did freak out a little, and you’re still not entirely sure why, but Quill was right there to calm you down.
>And, after a quick, embarrassing visit to the clinic, you come home with a small milking machine and a very specific set of instructions.
>Quill quickly found out just how sensitive the area was, and that night he went to town on you.
>And it was world-shattering.
>The feeling of his broad tongue running up and down each pink nipple and his furry lips kissing the tender flesh was unlike anything you ever felt before.
>And then, after he got you nice and worked up, he dug his tongue between your folds and left you sprawled out on the bed, a panting, sweaty mess.
>Being a mare is great.
>Soon, your belly starts expanding much faster than before, and the doctors tell you you’re entering the final trimester of your pregnancy.
>That’s when it gets REALLY obvious that you’re carrying twins.
>Staying on your hooves for too long leaves your joints sore, and your trips to the bathroom have grown annoyingly frequent as your bladder compresses.
>And now, every night, Quill treats you to a soothing, sometimes hours-long belly rub that leaves you putty in his hooves.
>Every touch and rub feels like heaven!
>And that brings you to today.
>Your pregnancy is all but over, the nursery is stocked with plenty of small toys and stuffed animals for the foals, and the maternity books have long since been returned.
>At this point, it’s only a matter of time before they’re born.

>>29916111
>You’d be nervous as hell, if it weren’t for all those books.
>Everything you learned about handling the months and years to come makes you feel like you can handle anything.
>Guess that’s why Quill and Twilight like books so damn much.
>They covered everything from dealing with cramps to naming the foals.
>And it was all fascinating.
>As it turns out, the magical connection between the mother and the foal is so strong during the pregnancy that the mother is subconsciously aware of the foal’s destiny.
>When the foal is born, the mother picks the name using instinct alone.
>It’s just one of those things that sounds completely absurd but is perfectly normal in Equestria.
>But you digress.
>The evening goes by as usual, with a quick meal to satisfy your growing appetite and a few hours of cuddling, massaging, and petting on the couch before your exhaustion wins out over Quill’s touch and you go to sleep with his forelegs wrapped around you.
>But, after just a few hours, a twinge of pain quickly wakes you up.
>You look, bleary-eyed, to your bedside clock.
>It’s two in the morning.
>What the fuck?
>You’re distracted by another sharp pain in your gut.
>A small cry escapes your lips and Quill shoots out of bed.
>”Red? Is everything okay?”
>He moves closer to you and rests a hoof on your shoulder, and you throw your head back as another much more painful sensation ripples throughout you.
>You hear the distinct sound of fluid splashing against the hardwood floor.
>If you weren’t in so much pain, you’d blush, because you think you just pissed yourself.
>Or maybe that was your water breaking.
>FUCK.

>>29916113
>The next contraction sends you sprawling on the bed, and Quill starts getting panicked.
>But he tries to keep a level head for your sake.
>”Red, are you going into labor?”
“YES!”
>”Can you walk to the hospital?”
>Your only response is another scream as your legs twitch in the air.
>”I’ll get a cart!”
>He gallops off, leaving you to your own devices.
>Your mind is racing.
>There are so many things happening right now, but the only thing your mind can focus on is the pain.
>After what feels like hours, but was probably closer to a few minutes, Quill gallops back with another stallion.
>Through the stars dotting your vision, you recognize him as Easy Fix, your neighbor and one of Ponyville’s finest repairponies.
>”She’s in here!”
>”We’re gonna have to pick her up!”
>You feel yourself being gently lifted off the bed and deposited on a pair of firm backs.
>You try to contain yourself while you’re being carried out of your house so you don’t fall, and soon you feel yourself being lowered into a straw-lined cart.
>Quill hops in beside you and you feel yourself lurch into motion, racing down the streets of Ponyville towards the large hospital.
>You grab Quill’s hoof, holding it tight, and he uses his free hoof to rub your back while he plants sporadic kisses on your forehead in an effort to calm you down.
>”It’s gonna be okay. We’re almost there. Just stay calm and breathe. Breathe, sweetheart. It’s gonna be okay.”
>You manage to latch onto his words through the haze that’s clouding your brain and making it impossible to focus past the pain, but you can’t manage a response right now.

>>29916119
>Suddenly, you feel yourself being lifted up again before being deposited on what feels like a stretcher, and the night sky quickly gives way to rows of harsh, bright lights.
>Then you’re brought into a small room, and you’re placed onto a more comfortable bed.
>A blurry doctor trots up to you on one side, and Quill joins him on the other, holding your hoof just like he did for the entire trip here.
>”Alright, Miss Red Heart, I’m going to need you to breathe. In and out. In and out. You can do this.”
>You follow his terse instructions as he explains exactly what each different pain and contraction means, guiding you into labor.
>And when it really kicks into gear, it feels like every pain that you thought was bad before is immediately amplified tenfold.
>”The contractions are starting. I need you to push!”
>You move muscles you didn’t even know you had, acting on instinct as all other thoughts leave you.
>This continues for an eternity.
>When the pain recedes, Quill is jumping for joy, and the doctor is holding a small foal.
>His coat is a light tan, and his mane is a beautiful russet.
>Then he opens his eyes.
>They’re the same piercing blue that you’ve stared into night after night when you fall asleep in Quill’s soft embrace.
>And the only thought that bubbles to the surface of your mind in this burst of clarity is Topaz.
>His name is Topaz.
>And then it starts all over again.
>Fuck, that’s right.
>You’re giving birth to twins.
>Luckily, it’s a little easier the second time around.
>And soon you’re holding two little foals in your forelegs: Topaz, and a pink-furred, crimson-maned pegasus.
>Topaz and Tempest.
>Your foals.

And that's all for now. Honestly I don't know how I feel about this update. I didn't shit it out, but it feels like it's missing something. Maybe that's just because it's not as comfy as the rest of the green. To me it feels rushed.

As usual, the pastebin is updated. Link is https://pastebin.com/AQbzcGn0

>>29916134
Also, what the fuck, /ptfg/? I'm away for all of four days and the general descends into chaos. What happened to comfy /ptfg/?

>>29916142
You're inviting another autistic shitstorm just by asking about it.

>>29916134
Red is now the pretty horse mom, all is well.

>>29916134
Don't worry about the update, it's great. Nothing about it feels rushed. Sure you could've explained every little thing about their lives in their new neighborhood, but I think you did a good job in summing it up. I'm excited to see what comes next.

>>29916142
We're on our way back to a comfy /ptfg/. The shitposters are a necessary evil.

>>29916134
I think the pacing is just grand. Didn't feel rushed, and I have to say you made me pretty jealous of Red Heart, there.

Glad to see you guys enjoying Lexi so far. Just out of curiosity, what are your guys' hopes or wants for the story? Wondering what people are looking for, and it might even give me a couple ideas for as the story progresses.

>>29916837
I hope we find out the cause, whether this was swapping to an alternate Equestria where Lexi always existed or this was an alteration of that Equestria, that you have an arc of eventual acceptance or reversal of changes, and that the story ends in a new narrative place than it began

>>29916188
>>29916582
>>29916811
Thanks anons, I'm glad you like where it's going. I'm trying to make this story as comfy and lewd as possible.

>Since it’s so late it’s early, the doctor says that you can spend the night in the hospital, but that you’re still free to leave if you want.
>Because Easy Fix is still sitting in the waiting room, apparently expecting to give you a ride back, you decide to wait a few minutes until the pain dies down and then head home.
>Right now, though, you’re content to sit with a foal in each hoof.
>You’re certain that, after such a life-changing event, your mind should be racing, but the only thing you’re feeling right now is fulfillment.
>This is what you were meant to do.
>The red hearts on either flank seem to shine a little brighter, and you lean into Quill’s warm fur.
“Do you want to hold one?”
>”Of course.”
>He drags a chair away from the wall and against your bed, and you pass Topaz into his waiting hooves.
>He looks up at Quill and grins, his bright eyes beaming.
>You can’t help but get a little misty-eyed at the sight.
“How does it feel to be a father?”
>”How does it feel to be a mother?”
>The thought makes your heart flutter.
>You’re a mother.
>You feel like the happiest mare alive just from holding your foal in your hooves, and although you know the coming years will be difficult, you know they’ll be by far the best years of your life.
>If someone had told you that this was going to be your destiny when you were still on Earth, you’d probably punch them in the jaw.
>But you’re here now, and you’ve never been happier.
>Once you feel ready to walk again, a nurse arrives to swaddle the two foals and place them side by side in a stroller to take out to the waiting cart.
>Easy Fix grins when he sees you arrive.
>You’re probably quite the sight, with your eyes baggy and your hair disheveled, but the smile on your face tells all.
>”Ready to go?”
“Absolutely.”

>>29917144
>You, Quill, and your foals all pile into the back of the cart, and Easy Fix gently pulls away from the hospital.
>You thank him profusely once you return home, and he just brushes the compliments off, saying it was the right thing to do.
>He trots off to his own home, Celestia’s sun just barely beginning to peek out from the horizon, and you enter yours.
>You diaper the foals and place them in their cribs, you and Quill returning to your own bed.
>Before sleep takes you, you manage to say one thing.
“This has been the greatest day of my life. I love you so much.”
>”I love you too, and there’s no mare in Equestria I’d rather raise a family with.”
>As it turns out, the night before you went into labor was the last peaceful night’s sleep you’d have in a while.
>Quill goes into the office early to request paid family leave, and he returns with three months’ free time.
>And the two of you settle into a routine, which, considering how unbelievably difficult caring for two foals at once turned out to be, is impressive.
>You wake up early to feed them breakfast and change their diapers, letting Quill sleep in while you make breakfast.
>Then you wake him up with kisses and nuzzles, and you spend a few precious minutes together before you share a meal.
>Then you move between the nursery, where you play with the foals while they’re awake, and the living room, where you relax together while they sleep.
>Your belly quickly returns to its normal size, and your mood grows stable once more.
>And, as the months pass, you grow more and more certain that raising foals is the most fulfilling thing you can possibly do.

>>29917151
>Each time you step into the pastel-colored nursery, you feel a familiar fluttering in your heart.
>Even the more unsavory parts of caring for foals, like breastfeeding and changing diapers, just leaves you with a sense of contentment and satisfaction.
>And, as the foals approach two months old, you start to feel a familiar fire between your legs.
>So, one night, while you and Quill are cuddling together on the plush bed, you turn around and look your stallion in the eyes.
“So, I’ve been thinking about a few things.”
>”Yeah?”
“The foals have just made me so happy. Caring for them feels like the most wonderful thing in the world, besides you, of course.”
>”Of course.”
“And I think I’m going into heat again…”
>This gets his attention, and he knows exactly what you’re trying to say.
>”And you want to have another?”
>You silently nod, your eyes trying to find something in the room besides his judgemental gaze.
>Except it isn’t judgemental at all.
>If anything, it’s the same look of compassion and love that he gives you each and every day.
>You start stammering, more nervous than ever.
“I-I just feel so much happier now. And I’m closer to you, and– and raising foals feels like it’s what I was meant to do.”
>”It feels like your destiny.”
“Exactly! I know Topaz and Tempest are still young, and I know that another foal will be a lot to handle, but– but–”
>”But motherhood is your destiny.”
“Yeah.”
>You can’t think of anything to say.
>Luckily, you don’t have to.
>”When did you get your cutie mark?”
>When Starlight turned you into a pony.
“I-I honestly can’t remember right now.”

>>29916837
>>29916912
I would prefer if the cause is never determined, and Anon simply has to live out his new life as the little mare.

>>29917154
>”Oh, come on, everypony remembers how they got their cutie mark. I got mine in third grade. I had just joined the school newspaper, and nopony thought I was going to be any good. So I poured my heart and soul into my first article, and when I put the pencil down and sat back in my chair, I realized my destiny. I knew, right then and there, that writing was what I wanted to do with the rest of my life. My heart felt warm and fuzzy, just like I’m guessing yours does when you’re around the foals.”
“H-How did you–”
>”Because it’s what everypony feels when they realize their special talent. Those hearts on your flank symbolize your boundless capability to nurture and care for other ponies. It looks like motherhood is your special talent.”
>You blush.
>With each word, all the pieces come together, and you’re left with that wonderful feeling again.
>All you can do is lean into him and give him the long, deep kiss he deserves.
“I love you so much, Quill.”
>”And I love you too, Red.”
>He pulls back and, giving you a seductive grin, nibbles at your ear.
>You immediately feel your marehood flush with heat.
>He gives your neck a few kisses to stoke the fire and leans over to whisper in your ear.
>”Now let’s get to work on that foal.”
>Your heart starts pounding in your chest.
>Your marehood is winking and dripping left and right.
>Words escaping you again, you grab him and pull him on top of you, craning your neck to lock your lips together in another passionate kiss.
>You stay like that for an eternity, just kissing, licking, nipping, biting, and turning the fire into an inferno.
“Stars, I love you. I love you so much.”
>Quill kisses you again, leaving you gasping for breath.
“And I need you~”

>>29917159
>You roll over onto your belly and raise your tail, the long hairs brushing against his plump balls.
>He gets off you and you plant your back hooves on the bed, swishing your tail back and forth as your pussy winks at your stallion.
>You look back at him, and the look on his face is one of pure, carnal lust.
“I need you so badly~”
>He hops on you and mounts you in one fluid motion, his cock grinding against your dripping snatch.
>But, as quickly as he prepares to fuck you senseless, he moves his stallionhood away from your needy entrance, drawing a whine from your lips.
>”Then beg.”
>Fuck, you love it when he does this.
>It’s his favorite type of foreplay, too.
>You sway your hips from side to side and prepare to play right into his hooves.
“Quill, please! I need you~”
>”You need my what?”
“Your cock. Your long, thick cock~”
>You can practically feel the lust dripping from every word.
>And so does he.
>But if you really want him to get you pregnant, you’re gonna have to pull out all the stops.
>You look behind you and give him a needy, seductive look, rubbing your hips against his as he settles back on top of you, his lust overpowering his playfulness.
“I need you to breed me so badly~”
>He grinds his dick against your marehood right as you wink, rubbing your sensitive clit against his cock, drawing out a long moan.
>”How badly?”
“I need your foals, Quill. Oh, fuck me, I need your foals~”
>With that, he shifts his weight on top of you and bottoms out in one quick thrust.
>You throw your head back in pleasure and your front hooves lose their strength, your head falling onto the pillow.
>And Quill starts pounding away.
>He pumps in and out of you hard and fast, his balls slapping against you with each swift thrust.
>You lose yourself in the pleasure as he fucks you hard, bringing you closer and closer to a shattering climax…
>Until he stops.

>>29917166
>He pulls out and starts grinding against your dripping snatch again, keeping you right on the brink of orgasm and drawing out another needy whine.
>”Are you ready to be bred?”
“Please~”
>”Are you ready for another foal?”
“Just fuck me~”
>”Tell me you want it.”
“I want it so badly, Quill~”
>”Tell me you need it.”
“I need it~”
>”Then here it comes!”
>He bottoms out inside you again and starts pumping away even faster than before.
>His thrusting quickly loses its rhythm as he comes closer and closer to painting your walls white with his cum.
>Stars dot your vision and pleasure runs through your body as you’re pushed over the edge by his hard, rough fucking, your pussy clenching down on his cock to push him over the edge.
>With a cry, he manages a final thrust before you feel the first ropes of hot cum inside you.
>His orgasm lasts for an eternity, filling your womb with his seed while your walls keep milking his cock for every last drop of it.
>When you both finally come down from your orgasms, you fall to your side on the bed, bringing Quill down with you.
>You both land with an adorable thump on the soft bed.
>”Do you want me to keep it inside you tonight?”
“Of course, sexy~”
>He shifts into a familiar position, with his chest fluff brushing against your shoulders and his forelegs wrapped around your chest.
>You look back at him and smile.
“You know, we’re going to have to keep this up every day for as long as we can if we really want to be sure I’m pregnant. Otherwise we’d have to wait a whole month, and we wouldn’t want that~”
>He grinds his hips against yours and kisses your neck.
>”Of course not. I’ll need to give you a rough, hard fucking every night, just so we can be sure.”
“I can’t wait.”

>>29917172
>He resumes kissing your neck, and you press yourself into his warm embrace.
>”I love you so much.”
“I love you too.”
>You give him a loving, tender kiss, and lose yourself in his eyes for just a moment.
“And I’ll love you forever.”
>”Forever and ever.”
>Quill’s warmth draws you into a wonderful and deep sleep, and your dreams are just as blissful as your ordinary life.

The pastebin's updated again. Not quite sure if this one's rushed, either. I'm sure it's fine, but it's always hard to tell whether or not an update is sufficiently comfy, especially this late at night.

>>29917181
I like it

>>29917181
Is it over?

>>29915386
I can tolerate this. Even better if I'm a pegasus and can evade them by flying away.

>>29916912
>>29917156

Well, in the end at least one of you will be disappointed.

>>29905747
Maybe she should try drinking it. I want to see what would happen.

>>29917181
It's a very fun story, but I personally would like to see you get into the slice of life sort of thing a bit more. You're summing up an awful lot of time to just a few sentences, and to me it feels like you're rushing through quite a lot of potential comfyness. Not that I didn't enjoy the previous comfy and lewd, but I personally would love to read about Red making and meeting friends, enjoying a date with Quill, a marriage proposal (though you have been "teasing" with that for quite a while so I have no doubt that it's coming.), etc. However, that is still only my personal opinion and what I would like to see. Whatever you end up doing I will support.

>>29908025
Lucky's attempts to communicate are getting more and more halfhearted. Could she slowly be accepting pony life?

>>29917338
Nope. There's still a lot more to cover.

>>29918072
That's pretty much what I've been worried about. I'm still trying to find a good balance between slow and fast, so thanks for the feedback.

>>29918617
Glad to hear it

>>29912201
>The day passes with as much intrigue as someone lying in bed could hope to experience
>The book was interesting,
>I can’t help but wonder what Graham would say if he woke up to a world inhabited by ponies
>I would hope he finds it far cuddlier than the social upheaval described by Wells
>Around midday Crimson lets out a groan and starts to sit up
>”…food”
>”Straight to the point I see” GrayMane quips as he brings her a tray
>”…The fuck are you?”
>”Nurse Gray Mane, do you remember what happened?”
>Crimson closes her eyes
>”I flew through a window-Where’s Fluff!” she jerks upright at the last bit
“I’m fine”
>”Please calm down, you’re going to exacerbate your concussion”
>Crimson looked at me with relief and slowly laid back down
>”Are you in any pain?”
>”Yeah, my head hurts”
>Gray nods and produces a bottle of pills
>”Take two of these”
>Crimson accepts the pills, and with some reluctance, a sip of water from Gray
>”You two had quite the adventure last night. what where you out getting?”
“Booze”
>”ah, so it was totally worth it then”
>”It would have been, if we hadn’t left it all behind when we ran”
“Is it safe to mix alcohol with a concussion?”
>”No” Gray deadpanned
>Apparently traumatic head injuries are not a joking matter
>The world is conspiring to keep me sober and I don’t like it
>”Did anyone get a good look at those thing that attacked us?”
>”Yeah, they were wooden wolves of some kind. They dropped a filling cabinet on one and it just put itself back together”
“That’s… Horrifying. Your saying we can’t kill them?”

>>29919533
>Grey shakes his head “Not with a filling cabinet anyway. I doubt a gun would work either.”
>”How about poison?”
>Grey shrugs
>”They said something about trying to capture one. For now, we’re supposed to get inside by nightfall, they don’t seem to be out during the day”
>”Great sign me up for the capture team” Crimson proclaims as she stands up
>”You’re not capturing anything until we clear you” Grey Mane states matter-of-factly
>”come on, I’ve got experience with those thing”
>”I’m sure they would be delighted to have a concussed Pegasus show them how to run away from Timberwolves, but you are still staying here. In bed. Until we say you are better”
>Crimson gives a cocksure chuckle
>”Yeah, and how are you going to stop me?”
>”I can get the sedatives if you want me to, now sit down”
>Crimson snorts and gets back in bed
>”Wonderful, now get some rest. The less active you are, the faster you’ll heal”
>Something tells me that Crimson is going to have a rough couple of days

I hate writing dialog

>>29919536
Some fire will sort those pesky timberwolves out.

More Lexi when?

More Discordia when?

>>29919536
yer dialogue's fine. Crimson got that cabin fever.

>>29920625
this, Gumo please, you're the only reason I'm here

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>>29874440
Only inanimate sadly

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>>29909013

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She managed to improve herself from being an equestria girl.

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>>29917172
Cock-milking walls? Really?

>>29921060
I already edited it to something similar in the pastebin.

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>>29920625
I hope it's soon.

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>>29891191
Discord rolls back onto the ground from the air, standing upright and pacing a bit as he rocks the bit between his paw's 'fingers', before flicking it into the air and vanishing it without a second thought.

"To me, this seems to just be another step forwards into the chaos that Humans THRIVE off of, so forgive me for not quite falling in with the sudden emotional reactions that happened here." Discord says, with a sweeping bow to the mares.

The mares frown, looking at one another, before looking to Michael, who's sniffing a little but takes a few breaths, obviously trying to calm herself, and straightens up into was she obviously hopes is a 'regal' position.

"Y-your apology is accepted, Discord. I understand what you're trying to say... thank you, for what it's worth, for attempting to understand." Michael says steadily, earning a hug from the Mares and a smile from Discord.

"Oh, don't bother with that, dear... well now." Discord hums. "A conundrum then. What are we to call you, Michael? I have no doubt that Twinkles is going to continue trying to determine if you can be changed back or not, but I would say giving a name to yourself would be a valuable asset, if only not to confuse poor ponies with the 'whom it was' and 'who it is'."

This earns some blinking from the various mares and a small nod and chin-rubbing from Twilight, who is obviously considering Discord's point.

Luna frowns. "But how would We go about such a thing? Names aren't just strewn about, Discord. Unless somepony isn't talking and suddenly had a heart-name sink into their minds?"

The mares, Discord, and Michael all shake their heads, making Luna huff a bit before she turns to Rarity.

"Lady Rarity, We think that thou's offer of a relaxing day at the Masseuse's sounds delightful, and would be good for Michael, if only to help him get used to his current state of being, as tis."

Michael looks down in thought as Rarity hums. "It's up to you darling- only if you feel up to it."

>>29921235
>he hasn't read about cock milking walls till now
Fucking horse smut virgins reeee.

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>your pretty ponut will never be molested

>>29921582
I'm sure they'll have a lovely time. Nothing can go wrong.

>>29921698
>ywn feel your Master's seed fill your anal cavity

>>29921698
>Cadence is agitated
>Apparently the Crystal Empire has some bullshit tradition that nobody brought up until now
>The Princess is supposed to be fucked by all of the Empires of-age, able-bodied citizens in the town square
>It's supposed to promote unity between the citizens and their leaders or something
>The thought of being passed around in a hundreds-strong bisexual gang-bang is precisely the last thing she wants, but apparently it's necessary to maintain the power of the Crystal Heart
>It sounds like a contrivance of an inept erotic author, but there are references in historical documents
>And illustrations
>She shudders as she remembers the illustrations
>While ruminating on her impending duty, Anon enters her chamber
>As he comments that she's been acting strange all day and asks if she's alright, a thought occurs to the Princess
>Perhaps someone else could be Princess Mi Amore Cadenza for the day?

>>29921868
Anon's gonna love it. Perhaps too much.

>>29921582
Aly, I love you but your cliffhangers are absolute murder.

I like the idea of a 'heart-name' for explaining why all the ponies have names that fit their characters

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>>29919536
>Two days in bed pass by
>Time in bed suited me well
>Crimson however, was rather restless the first day
>Then Grey Mane started giving her pain meds
>I’m pretty sure the pain meds her also double as a sedative
>Because after she started taking them she stopped fidgeting and spent a lot more time asleep
>Dr Moore dropped by to visit us several times
>Apparently things have been progressing nicely
>We’ve made contact with several of the other groups around town
>They are talking about setting up some kind of council, seeing as the regular government bailed on us
>Our water cart is working well, they roped some larger ponies into pulling it back and fourth
>The bad news was that we’re only going to have power for a few more days
>Still we’re better off than the herds off campus, they lost power almost immediately
>The wolves come back every night
>I can hear them trying to get in
>Ramming the door, clawing at the window
>We need to come up with a way to deal with them
>And I have an idea that will fill the bill rather nicely

>>29923049
At least they can rule out the possibility that the drugs are to turn her into a pony

>>29920937
I want Trixie and Starlight to be sent to Earth to continue their shenanigans and turn some people into ponies.

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Found this in the archive of the fourth-last thread. Cautiously but genuinely interested in this... Although that last post is me all over.

(to be honest I actually looked into this last year and got as far as trying the hypnoponies ear demo a few times before I chickened out... I think it worked but looming exams made me realise it wasn't the best time to be drastically modifying my brain)

So long as it it fully reversible and won't have outwardly-visible symptoms I'd probably be all for it.

>>29924928
Have fun being the little pony.

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I want to be a big stallion for you

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>>29925275
Thanks but I'd rather have a big mare.

>>29925376
That's like getting sex change surgery to cut off your cock only to become a lesbian.

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Filly Anon hates Twilight for many reasons, but above all of them is held the fact that she won’t let anyone have pizza under her roof because she’s "afraid of cheese". This is also Filly Anon’s main argument to the police as to how Twilight is actually insane and they should be emancipated and given back their normal body.

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>>29925525
The lesbian horse is the highest form of life and becoming one is a goal worth pursuing.

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>Cadence turns Anon into a mare to have him be Flurry's wet nurse.

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>>29921582
Michael gently rubs one of her forelegs with the other, looking down before nodding. "Yes... that sounds really nice, actually." She takes a deep breath. "Anything to help start feeling more like me. I mean, I haven't said a single snarky thing all day!"

The mares giggle at that and nuzzle and hug Michael again in a show of support. Discord hums. "Do you mind if I tag along?" He says, snapping his fingers.

The mares blink and watch as he shrinks down into a multi-colored, two-horned unicorn. He looks a little odd, so it's pretty clear who it is, but a bit more comforting to be walking around with something more pony-shaped then otherwise.

"If you can promise to be on your best behavior Discord." Twilight says cautiously. "I'll be here in the lab, but still, it would be best not to use much magic on or around Michael till I've double-checked the readings."

"Oh pish-posh, Sprinkes, it's like you don't even trust me!" Discord says, placing a yellow hoof to his chest. "I'll be on my best behavior, I promise, especially for a dear friend."

"Very well, then tis settled. Lady Rarity, we beg thee to lead the way." Luna says, letting go of Michael and standing up, before gently coaxing Michael to her hooves, where she stands slightly unsteady but slowly and surely gaining confidence in her... footing.

"Why of course darlings, follow me~" Rarity coos, pleased to have ponies to gossip with in the spa, even if one of them happens to be Discord.

The three mares and the 'stallion' all make their way to the Library's front door as Twilight turns and calls out in the back of the library. "SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE! Please bring me the Almanac of Analysis, Volumes I-IV!"

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>>29928570
Discord's taking the prime opportunity to ogle some flanks at the spa.

>>29928701
He needs to get a look under Micheal's tail, to see if his pussy's tight enough to risk getting found out over.

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>>29928570
We all know Discord just wants to boop Michael's snoot when no one is looking.

Gumo, get the fuck in here and write more Lexi before I sigh in mild disappointment and patiently continue to wait

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>>29929199
That's what sex is to Discord.

>>29928739
Luna's got first dibs.

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>>29930076
Mincael's snoot shall receive no mercy

>>29930339
Is being booped on the snoot different from being booped on the nose? This is an important question that I feel needs to be delved into by more stories.

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>>29929489
I love discord boops

>>29930671
I for one would let Discord boop me, even at the risk of turning into some random creature and having to be his sidekick.

>>29919949
>Anon disagrees with the way Celestia is ruling Equestria
>He thinks he could do a much better job himself
>Shows up to Canterlot Castle with a mop and a trash can lid, gets immediately swatted away by her magic
>Spends months building a Dark Knight style battlesuit and challenges her again
>After a grueling battle that levels a sizeable portion of Canterlot, she finally tears the last piece of the suit off of him
>Anon goes for his last resort:
>He tickles her until she gives up
>"Okay! Okay! You win! If you think you'll make such a great leader, be my guest!"
>She blasts him with a spell and he becomes a pretty alicorn princess
>She puts on a hat and floats over a suitcase from seemingly nowhere
>"I'm taking a much-needed vacation. Call me when Anon inevitably fucks up."
>She flies away as one of her advisors trots up to him
>"Uh, Princess Anonymous, if I may? We need to discuss the matter of funding the repairs to Canterlot. This wasn't exactly in the budget, you see, and the council won't approve emergency borrowing without some serious concessions..."
>...fuck, this was going to suck, wasn't it?

>>29929319
Been kinda busy lately, I'm still around though

>>29930793
>Make some funds with a nude princess calendar
>Anything else that goes wrong is Celestia's problem anyway when she returns.

>>29930964
Watch out for ancient horse artifacts.

>>29924928
I'm the anon in the last post (and a few others). If you proceed with this, do tell me how it goes.

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I'm going to take a break for the next couple of week.

Trying to force my regular writing pace while keeping up with school work has led to mediocre results on both fronts.

I will be back sometime after may 11th

>>29930793
I mean... Absolute dictatorship time?

With a bit of skill (s)he can gain absolute power while convincing the populace it's all for the best. Then you start the propaganda machine to ensure happiness levels stay up while you exploit the shit out of the country. Then when Celestia comes back you show how much you improved the industrial and scientific capacity of the nation, demonstrate how "happy" the citizens are with the new regime, and either get blasted to Tartarus because celestia isn't an idiot or get to remain benevolent tyrant of Equestria.