CYOA Discussion

>>29890631
Hah.

>>29890631
You did it anon and you did not fuck anything up.

>>29890631
I'm proud of you, newfriend.

>>29890656
Y-you are?

>>29890658
Yes. You're still a fucking faggot, thou.

>>29890631
Fagot

>>29882755
>>29889769
>Hail is not a military quest
Wait what. I dropped it precisly because I thought it was going to be that.

>>29890700
It's a gay tentacle robot romance quest.

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>>29890238
Hoping to finish this up after work and get back on track.

Also
>>29890118
Just caught up with the thread and all of that discussion about Cain made me think that I should say something.
Feel free to distribute edit upload and whatever else with my artwork as you want, you don't need to ask my permission.
The only thing I ask (Ask not require) is to give me credit if credit is to be given and let me know where you're re-posting it if it sparks discussion, other than that go nuts.

Forgot to also say that this also extends to any of my characters. Fell free to draw whatever. I'm not all defensive about how people want to enjoy them if they wish to do so.

>>29890700
Nah. The MC has considered joining the military but it seems unlikely at this point. It's mostly just bumbling around the station.

>>29890804
The sad thing is the guy who uploaded it did ask permission. Cain just really hates him.

>>29890826
I might give it another try then. On the other hand after sperged out like that I am not so sure.

>>29890851
*after the qm.

>>29890851
Well, I play two of his quests. He's never really spurged out at me over anything. Funny though, I had the wrong idea about Hail early on too. I was convinced it was going to be an Alien style space horror/thriller. I spent several threads waiting for something bad to happen.

Fuck. all this talk of iFag reminds me of something I forgot to say. Now I have to go back through old threads looking for the post I was gonna reply to.

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>>29890879

Reporting works. Do it or shut the fuck up about it. Check the archives of this thread to learn some examples, notice the deleted threads.

Yes, the ban will be short at first, and then ban evasion will probably be a problem, but having to repeat the process a few times is better than yet another 3 months of the majority of this thread being dedicated to the same screeching shitposter and the same screeching arguments about that poster.

In a perfect world we would have come up with a better solution, we've tried but aparently some posters just can't help but make the problem worse.

Don't bother responding to this post if you are looking to argue specifically with the anon who made it, or point out the irony of it. Save the k byes, who are yous and why should I cares for another time. I'm just another anon who needs a break from the bullshit, I'm only bothering to say something for the sake of rest who already fucked off, and because I hate abandoning the rest of you guys cause I do love ya'll.

>>29890899
Problem is iFag is not a rule breaker. The closest thing to a rulebreaker we have is cammy.

>>29890909
Global rules 2,3,6,10 :^)

>>29890922
>2
You know that shit with his mother is just a meme rightq
>3
he has done none of that
>6
>implying his comments are not informative.
He is annoying as shit but he goes into more detail about stuff then anybody I know.
>10
You do not know what spamming is. He does not repeat the same shit.

Now fuck off and stop breaking global rule 7 in multiple ways.

>>29890922
>2
Nice meme my friend.

>>29890952
Holy shit ifag you have problems.

>>29890631
What kind of shitty pic is that?

>>29890909
>cammy
what?

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So, not all requests about Elizabeth-pon from Persona quest are done, but have the first one (out of 4) for now about Elizabeth dragging MC through the Canterlot castle and casually commenting everything while Sunbutt and others are there

Track "Joy" from P3 intensified

>>29891056
It was a joke about his favourite reaction image.

More Captain's CYOA now? More Captain's CYOA now.

The Catch-22 of trust edition.

>>29891106

I think I worked out why Cain was so convinced iFag was shilling. There was little criticism to go along with the praise.

>>29891317
Which raises the question of why. iFag tends to be very heavy with his criticism.

Come to think of it Darkest Hour never got much criticism from anybody. The only things it really got were edgy (which I understand why it's players are reluctant to agree with it and poor english (which was exaggerated)

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>last thread

>>29891376
>Hail edgy shit

>>29891376
>actually retarded

What do you guys think about that mlp mod cyoa?

>>29891508
A harmless and resonnably funny joke

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Did you like season 7 so far, Anon?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12765741

>>29891376
>fucking stop

Poner is ded

>>29891525
The season 7 opener was pretty good. I am surprisingly hype for this season
>tfw season 7 of the ride already

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Took me long enough, but I finally fixed a few things about the previous monthly beanie bate.
I've been busy with stuff, so this month might be of a lesser quality than usual.
Uploading this version on anonpone.

Active threads

Big Mare Hero: >>29885958
Age of Strife: >>29869784
Eternal Night: >>29890052
A Historical Perspective: >>29839309
Slave: >>29889377
EWE: >>29703954
Fair Winds: >>29854647
Crystal Symphony: >>29862712
Nebula: >>29857918
Give and Take: >>29845758
Hail: >>29864407
Miracle: >>29879103

>>29891569
Why is her head a clitoris?

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>>29891623
Crystal Symphony is up and going!
7422 symbols edition. Sorry.

>>29891615
That's hot

>>29891614
You forgot the new thread of Kingdom Hearts one >>29890052

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>>29891677
read again

Shattered Planes in less than an hour

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>>29891686
Oh, my bad, you got me here sly anon. I should have just check linked posts and not names of quests

>>29891722
Cool

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Through the Shattered Planes returns with a new thread!

>>29891836
>>29891828
>>29891825

Gotta get back. Back to questing. Bird ponies!

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>>29891849

>>29891876
Peep quest when?

>>29892030
as soon as we find some bread

>>29891376
>iFag post ifag
>really anything else
>two players make iFag
>fuck edgy shit

>>29891569
Damn, you're improving a lot.

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>>29890860
I wonder why you'd think that

Who is ready for some ____moon filly____

>>29892431
Good work, anon. You fucked up. You are bad, I hope you are very much ashamed of yourself

>>29892422
Does overwhelming indifference counts as ready?

>>29892451
yeah sure.

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>>29892612
Believe it or not, but I am punctual today

>>29892619
Ayy

>>29892342
That certainly helped with the feeling.

>>29892619
lankster

Which /cyoa/ stallion would you kiss

>>29892820
You

>>29892820
Blitz
Fruit
maybe Steel
Caravan

You have 10 seconds to tell us why you don't deserve to be punched in the dick.

>>29892883
because I'll punch yours.

>>29892883
I do deserve it.

>>29892934
Take your fucking meds Lis

>>29892883
I also deserve it. Please punch me in the dick

>>29892883
>implying there's anyone here who doesn't deserve it

>>29892883
Because I love you

>>29892619
her tail is pretty poofy

>>29892998
I love you too, which is why I have to punch you in the dick. I know it's the best thing for you. It hurts me more than it hurts you, but it's also a lot more fun for me than it is for you.

>>29892883
I'll punch your mom in the dick.

>>29892883
Let me punch you in the dick with my mouth.

>>29892941

I don't have meds.

>>29893074
Only if you let me dick punch your fart box.

>>29893117
It'd only be right that way.

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Big Mare Hero continues, weighing our options after hard practice:
>>29893234
>>29893240

>>29893251
Oh shit. Looks like I have a big argument to catch up on.

Wait we are not gonna have our power decided right now are we.

>>29893404
nope. later when we fight a monster.

>>29893457
I really need to get off my arse and read that big argument.
I really really hope it is not that retarded scrying shit.

I initialy thought the same thing to a lesser extent with the density changes but after seeing the other powers I am still against that but not as heavily.

>>29893558
what about a giant thing pone mare?

>>29893611
A what.

>>29893648
you know about Thing pone?
https://derpibooru.org/tags/oc-colon-thingpone

>>29893682
Thag is almost as bad an idea as premonition.
I still like wind gusts.

>>29893709
>

>>29893709
Why is it bad?

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>>29890513
In progress.
Also you fugs Miracle 404d again can't I go to sleep.

>>29894047
I guess everything is dying with the new season.

>>29894047
One of these days, I'll hop back on MIRACLES

>>29894159
Time for history.
Thanks to all the bumpanons who bumped vigilantly in wake of the premier.

>We're going to need a miracle to get out of this, Applejack.
Fucking really?

>>29894375

This would be funny, except an example of the title drop is already used in most of the title cards. "There is a miracle at the top of the tower, painful to so much as see, and I fear we may need it."

It also sounds cliche and pseudo-deep, like all of Cammy's stuff.

>I am a maid for you early grey.
Seriously

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>>29894375
>>29894387
I don't know what are you going at.
Besides, the title was given by the players from the title card, not the other way around.

>>29894422
It's a meme you dip

>>29894417

>I guess now we really are frostbitten.
Really Numb? Really?!

>>29894435
Yay.

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Your Speech skill has improved! Too bad your Negotiation is still weak... Oh well, Give and Take continues anyway!
>>29894444

>>29894430
What I don't get is somone calling the title drop pseudo deep when the tittle was taken from the phrase.

>>29894457
It's a meme.
You dip.

>>29894455
She a qt

"We really are on a Curse Quest™"
Fucking really

"Sometimes I stay up late at night to watch Shooting Stars"
Pourquoi?

>>29894455
What about her shoes?

>"It seems you really found yourself on that adventure Ms.Wings. Escaping from prison and finding your husbando really was an Angel Quest."

And you wonder why this medium is dying.

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>>29894560
>Angel quest is fucking dead

>>29894573
After the fake hijack it fell apart anyway.
The stuff with the pudding was good but there was also somebody blocking the door like an arsehole which does not make sense for cutequestrian prison.

>>29894610
Shhhhh.

Guess pluto is busy for easter.

I am looking forward to holding that weapon in our hooves.

>Finally, I have become Sir, master of Royal Guard Survival
Walked right out of the theater desu

>>29894555
Oh shit, you're right! Good catch, Anon.

>>29894702
They're pink right? Can't remember if it were the hind legs, forelegs or all legs with shoes. But they were definelty pink Shoes.

Our main event today is tiny horse vs lemon.
You have got to be kidding me.

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>>29894555
>>29894702
Whoops, sorry. This better?

>>29894756
There we go! Dancin' Dot is ago. Thanks, Anon!

>>29894756
Better. Thank you very much.

Does anyone remember if her shoes had white laces?

>>29894767
They don't appear too in any of the slides from the quest, and I probably would have left them out anyway since they'd be so small.

>>29894748
What a random dead quest to bring up.

I only ever saw one other person mention this quests out of nothing, and that was a certain australian idiot, who's name I rather not mention.

>>29894777
They probably would have been one or two pixels per shoe. If there were no laces then I guess the pic is 100% dipping now.

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>>29894477
I am always late on memes because I don't care much about them. They are to me what interpersonal relationships are to Psker.

Anyway, here's the drawing. Unfiltered version at https://68.media.tumblr.com/ed7716bb14ca0e969108f88b1015a57c/tumblr_ookxi9dZVa1vi503ho2_r1_1280.png

Finally running.
>>29894843

>>29894804
It was just a name anon.
Not every cyoa mentioned in name drop gags has to be a major one.

>ahhhhhhhh it is an invasion of the goblinoids.
I could almost forgive that one.

>>29894837
>poor Make-a-wish. Y-you'll get better soon. Yeah, just you wait.

>times are dark but you're a real shooting star
I'm fucking glad he's dead.

I'd noticed one or two anons asking about DNH from the last thread.

So I'll say now that I'm kinda busy with work right now, right in my usual questing times.10 hour work days suck

As for when I'll start a new thread, well I'll try for one thread when I finish work, and do single posts a day till the weekend when I can run properly, or just wait for the week to be over.

Captain's CYOA: Learning about the Past is neat and interesting! >>29894895

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Where's MY fucking wordplay memes, hyperfaggots?

>>29894979
Dam right it is.

>>29894980
Sometimes you've got to give and threshold, tiny pony temple.

>>29894980
Chill inept. We'll get to your Pony Quest eventually.

>>29894980
*GASP* Young lady! Only Bad Mares use such foul language!

>>29894980
You don't get any cuz u suk

>>29894980
The only way for me to solve this crisis is to become Superman IV; The Quest for Peace

>>29894980
Who are you?

>>29894980
I'm sorry. I'm not really good with play on words. You could say I'm pretty.....Inept.

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>>29895046

>>29895046
Wow we were Inept™ the whole time

>>29894980
I will think of something for your pony quest [to]

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Fuggin yeah let's post art

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>>29895799

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Sorry to keep you waiting,
>>29895824
>>29895835

>>29895829
This is a Svae art? Hot damn i've never seen this, it's really good!
It could be cleaned up and the anatomy fixed, but the pose and syleization are aces.

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>>29895799

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>>29895799

>>29895848
that's a big moth

>>29895886
Svae art is beauty, grace and far too rare ;_;

>>29896068
Just like yours bby

>>29896093
Too bad I don't really do the arts :^)
Fuck when did I draw last, I legit can't remember

>>29895848
Thanks for starting at a reasonable time instead of straight up lich hours.

>>29896170
I always aim for 9 but I have been getting slower over the years.

>>29896177
Well thank you nonetheless.

>>29896068
This. I wish he accepted commissions so I could throw obscene amounts of money at him to draw things.

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>>29896223

>>29896223
too bad that he feels about taking money for his shit as strongly as wolv does

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>>29896236

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>>29896237

>>29891569
Thanks, that's the best one yet.

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>>29895799
Cain's most popular art on derpibooru before he sperged out and deleted it because iFag uploaded it and/or he convinced himself iFag was the only one who liked it.

>>29896170
It is hardly a reasonable time when I am at work you retard.

That makes me wonder.

How hard have timezones fucked you out of cyoa /cyoa/?

>>29896339
Cain has always drawn great armor and crappy helmets.

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never 4get

>>29896339
When will Piney fug the stag?

>>29896351
All them mares are gunna end up in Jitter's changeling sex dungeon

>>29896351
This could have happened guys. If only you lot weren't a complete collection of mindless idiots.

>>29896349
calling me a retard is a bit rude don't you think?

Different timezones for diffrent folks and things like that.

For me it was Hijack, JAD, and Hail.

>>29896376
I was joking about the retard bit anon. Thank you for sharing though.

>>29896376
>calling me a retard is a bit rude don't you think?
>manaskingaboutcurrentlocation.jpg

>>29896367
It never could have happened. Alch has always stressed that each character has their own goals in any possible relationships. The only one who was cool with harem end was Jitter.

Waiting on Do No Harm
Waiting to rape the unconscious Pegasus
Waiting to fuck Pestle's uncle

Who wants a shitty Chalk poner? Lanky strongly preferred.

>>29896328
this Nightlight is far too lewd

>>29896431
Man. I only joined recently, but I think we should have gone with Jitter.

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>>29896435
You know she's worried about the food in his teeth because she doesn't want an infection when she sits on his face later.

>>29896439
Personally I would have gone with Jitter, but I think Speed would have gone with Sako. Jitter will end up bedding a princess eventually. Mark my words.

>>29896436
Don't fuck with the Tinpones. If they were your size they'd wreck your shit. They bodies hardened to ensure the bigger world. Their minds sharpened to avoid all sorts of dangers.

>>29896353
I disagree but I can see why you would think that.
I hope he makes those character references. I am learning to scuplt and I think Darkest Hour has a lot of potentiol for statues.

>>29896439
Jitter was disqualified in my mind when she wouldn't prioritize Swirls safety. A parent cant put someone else ahead of their child.

Sako or Plat would both be fine for me.

>>29896464
When was that?

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>>29896447
Wasted

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>>29896479
Shortly after the pyramid. Might have been a QnA session outside the quest.

>>29896527
I thought she was with Jitter? How would they have separated?
Maybe if Jitter was officially in the relationship she would have cared more.

>>29896464
it's not her child tho :^)

I would like to request a break up between Tara and Steelie.

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>>29896842

>>29896842
You need to move on Keys.

>>29890700
I decided to give it another chance having learnt it is not a military quest but it seems like a bit of a railroad.

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>>29896842
You should've been more forward Keys. Nobody likes a beta mare.

What is a weh anyway.

>current real life human hologram tech is better then sci fi pony hologram tech in nebula.
Holy shit we are living in the future.

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>>29895009
nigger

AIGHT GET BACK HERE I NEED TO GET MY COMFY FINALE OF DIRTY WORK

>>29897191
>COMFY
>inb4 godfather 3 ending.
I wonder I am usualy the only one in a room who liked that film. Does anybody else here like it.

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>>29896872

>>29897241
This just in: News Reporters and Investigators have found the kinda nerdy, kinda geeky stallions to turn into the best looking hunks after graduating high school! More on this in Captain's CYOA, active now >>29897241

>>29897236
Listen, you're a beautiful young horse skeleton, one day you'll meet that special some-creature of your own, find your vagoob, and settle down.

>>29896904
Ok. With the most recent update maybe not so much a railroad in a certain direction as railroading away from certain things.

>>29897302
You don't just suggest that your friend, who is pining for someone, should wander off alone and fuck people to avoid paying for things. This is not how normal people function.

>>29897255
Wait, are you an air sailor in this?

>>29897319
Yes.

>>29897334
Are you a pink flamboyant gryphon?

>>29897316
That is not what I was talking about at all. That one was fine as there were other partially contradictory suggestions as well.

However a general aversion to vulgarity is part of the railroading I am talking about.

I am saying it is less of a railroad then I thought as I doubt the suggestion to go with her was anticipated.

>>29897340
We are a prettyboy stallion. Pinkie Pie still does not believe we have a pair.
Princess Twilight Sparkle wants to date us.

>>29897316
>This is not how normal people function
Seems like you might be taking it too seriously there. You're supposed to be playing a character in these things, not self inserting and doing everything logically. You're a silly pony, not a person.

>>29897358
Stop suggesting people fuck their across the galaxy when they're emotionally vulnerable and maybe the vulgarity will get through.

>>29897374
It was not my fucking suggestion.

It was clearly intended as a fucking joke to calm her nerves you fucking retard.

>>29897382
And before you go off at me no I do not think it was a good idea.

>>29897372
It's not a comedy quest.

>>29897382
It was a shit joke and clearly would have annoyed her. You don't tell someone talking to you about unrequited love they should go be a whore. Learn what basic tact is or kill yourself.

What's worse - players suggesting the mc do lolrandumb shit that disrupts the established flow of the game, or the qm's who roll with it and send their game on an inevitable death spiral?

>>29897389
Hence I was against the idea. However that is up to the players to decide not the qm.

But again I never fucking said ignoring that suggestion was railroading. A bunch of stuff before that was railroading.
>>29890826
For example this is wrong. Every time a player tries to suggest it is still under consideration they get ignored.

>>29897406
There's nothing wrong about that post. The MC has absolutely considered it.

>>29897406
But by far the worst example of railroading was the pony touch to sapient touch thing. The two statements have completly different meanings.

>>29897411
Fuck. I mean sapient to pony.

>deflecting criticism by claiming the critic is ifag.
Really. Is this really something we are doing now.

>>29897439
No one mentioned you faggot, fuck off.

God dammit I need to sleep.

>>29897439
ifag you've been making progress, so it's time for your next lesson. This >>>?<<< is a question mark. It goes at the end of questions. You have a week to practice and then we'll see how you're doing.

>>29897485
It could be argued a question mark does not belong on a rhetorical question.

>>29897191
He was hit by a range bann

>>29897487
Then it's not a rhetorical question, it's a statement.

>>29897494
[Smug 4chan pass user noises]

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>>29897439

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>>29897499
seriously though, leave

>>29897499
Fuck meant to quote >>29897489

>>29897494
A rhetorical question is a statement.

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Captain's CYOA is running still, but this post is more of a Thank you to Pleeny, who took some time out of their day to draw Fair Winds in a classic pose. Remeber, no matter what happens- IWTCIFW

Thanks again, link to the relevant post >>29863758

And a link to current post in Captain's CYOA because that's what people expect from me.
>>29897593

>>29897606
No it's a rhetorical question. That's why it's called a rhetorical question, and not a statement. See how that works? :^)

>>29897620
Whatever you say.
Point is it was no accident that I did not put a question mark. I had one but I erased it.

>>29897633
Yes, we're well aware of your retardation by this point. That's why you're getting homework.

>>29897642
http://www.whitesmoke.com/question-mark-usage#rhe
Turns out I should have used ! if anything.

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>>29897609
Thank's Whispen, I strayed off the path and you set me straight.

>>29897809

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>>29897830

DNH is back. Posts will happen whenever I find the time.

>"Buddy, relationships are a Give and Take kind of deal"
I can't believe she did it

>>29897959
>"Truly Friendship is Tragic"
Somebody stop the madman

>>29897985
>"if only we were Daring Do and the Temple of Tzitzimitl."
The legend never dies.

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>>29897819
>every single OP image

>>29898024
>"Twilight we really are a bunch of bad mares"
wtf I hate Inept now

>>29898039
Oh fuck off, if anything, his OP images are always unique and fresh and creative unlike the OP images of /cyoag/

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>>29898127
>they're original so they aren't bad

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>>29898127
>cq defense force

>>29898146
I don't even play the quest, and from what I've seen the players rarely talk about it in here. All I see is complainers.

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>>29898014
Crystal Symphony is up.

>>29898127
Tell ya what, Anon. I'll let YOU make the next /cyoa/ free of charge!
I'm sure with you being the bastion of creativity you'll pick only the best picture for it.

>>29898158
Sure, I'll just pick another Choosie art or some very old picture, that's all the rage those days.

I think about what Emerald would look like as an adult.

"Mutha fucking bix nood Urban Survival Gar"
It was a different time

>>29898196
That's something so retarded I honestly expect res would have actually posted it

>>29898190
How do you think he would look?

>>29898230
Like a rotting corpse hopefully.

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>>29898248
that's already been done.

>>29898248
Maybe if the players do something stupid in the future, or if they had choose to kiss off the uber Lich. Gotta wonder. Would he look Blossom / Big Mac in a dress, a normal stallion, or still a trap?
ONLY TIME AND PLAYER CHOICES EILL TELL!

>>29898230
Like a child molester in a sweatervest

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>>29898230
I would actually imagine Emerald growing up to resemble the singer from Soft Cell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-FgHOZBfq0

Emerald must impregnate all the mares.

>>29898317
Emerald Vs Speed in a fucking competition.
Who wins?

>>29898152
It's not really brought up cause it triggers the people who hate it.

>>29898317
No you disgusting bufoon.

>>29897411
I use creative interpretations and even wordplays regularly if I believe it'll help the post/story flow better--in this case, the phrase was given to Ross, who was trying to flatter Far slightly awkwardly.
>>29897406
Far is still considering it, but won't mention or think about it constantly. The utter lack of any case was more of me forgetting that every time i did mean to include it.
>>29897358
Far is not a swearer and hasn't been in extreme situations yet.

>>29898326
Well, Speed would fuck all the mares, and then Emerald because he's basically a mare
Then he'd bounce footballs off Emerald's head until he toughened up.

>>29898326
Speed fucked a mare into unconciousness so he'd win.

>>29898328
It triggers the people who hate pedophiles too.

>>29898374
>into
I really want speed to revisit that mare. She's definitely pregnant.

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>>29898386

>>29898386
Gem is underage, I don't see them bitching about Landfall. What the fuck does it matter? Why waste energy and get stressed about something you hate when you can just surround yourself in things you like and just ignore those things you don't.

>>29898410
I hate landfall with a fiery passion too, but I try not to complain about either of them in here. There's enough rancor without me adding to it.

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>>29898368
Think Fast!

>>29898416
This

>>29898326
Speed fugs all the mares.
Emerald fugs all the stallions.
Meanwhile Jitter has a threesome with Celestia and Luna and wins the competition.

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>>29898410
>forgetting where you are

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>>29898439

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>>29898439

>>29898409
If this image was a cyoa pone, who would best fit it? Choosie?

>>29898439
But Emerald has had mares too, he isn't exclusively gay. He's a sexual equal opportunist.

>>29898467
Anyone he beds counts as a stallion because he's such a bottom. Also please stop rushing to defend CQ like that. You don't hear any of the Alchemy players shouting "ackshually Speed is in a committed relationship now."

>>29898493
>ackshually Speed is in a committed relationship now.
But he isn't.

>>29898499
Sako seems to think they are. The wedding rings he bought recently might also be a pretty good clue. I still would have chosen Jitter but Speed isn't me.

>>29898493
>Also please stop rushing to defend CQ like that.
Clearing up partial truths is all I was doing. Just like if you got any detail wrong in any other CYOA someone would correct you. I wasn't tripping over my sabatons to defend my little green waifu.

>>29898548

>Little
UM, ACKSHUALLY-

>>29898557
Is he big and all of us are just tiny?

>>29898548
We all know that Emerald has fugged both by now. People call him gay all the time anyway because that is his meme version. The CurseQuest people don't respond to every mention of "Basil was killed an replaced with a drone" with "actually she was just mindraped". Why do you need to correct your meme when nobody else does?

>>29898579
Can we just call him a faggot? That covers both gay and bi.

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lol

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>>29898588
Deal.

>>29897200
I liked it.

I was specting the ending with the whole "don't ask me about the job Tally"

Or the Scarface ending with colombians fucking shit up

>>29898579
> The CurseQuest people don't respond to every mention of "Basil was killed an replaced with a drone" with "actually she was just mindraped".
Nor does anyone respond to every instance of him being called a faggot.

>>29898625
This. CQ players do respond to people meming on Emerald more often than other quests but it's hardly every time.

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So how is Through the Shattered planes going? How do you like the MC? Have the side characters been fun and engaging so far? Is there an active plot that is fun to follow?

>>29898700
still haven't read it yet

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Good news! There is a concentrated gamma ray burst coming from the jet of the supermassive black hole in the center of NGC 1277 right at us at the speed of light and it will kill not only everyone in this thread, but it will basically turn the entire planet into those black crumbs you find at the bottom of your toaster. This is 100% certain and there's nothing we can do about it.
Bad thing is, it happend about 220 million years minus the blink of an eye ago, and so the gamma ray burst will take another 2½ years to arrive.

Just wanted to let you know. So we gotta take another 30 months of this shit, but then it's finally all over!

>>29898854
Whata fat butt.

>>29898871
source please.

>>29898871
Neat.

>>29898887
Shh, let me dream please.

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>>29898871

>>29898871
I can't wait that long. Brb killing self.

>>29898887
http://www.latlmes.com/science/hubble-might-have-detected-pulsar-heading-for-earth-1

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>>29898882
fatterer

>>29897395
The QMs who let it happen. The posters on their own can't do much.

>>29898962
>that
>fat

What changes the nature of a poner?

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>>29898127
WOW SO CREATIVE, SO UNIQUE
Go back to your shitty pedo quest.

>>29899001
Did it take you three hours to find an OP picture you could use to prove your nonsensical argument? Sad.

>>29899016
No, I saw that post recently and thought it was retarded, so I responded.
>"wow you wasted your time lol" instead of actually making an argument against it
CQ players, everyone.

>>29899001
>>29899001
>>29899034

Actually he only used that because a fan requested he use that. Fic had planned on adding a 80s cyberpunk Emerald in the image but he ran out of time and forgot.

>>29899044
See? An actual argument. It isn't any more creative or unique but if it was only due to circumstance, whatever. I suck dicks.

>>29899034
Most of Fic's OP images are originally drawn for almost every new thread, aside from rare occasions such as >>29899044. The only thing retarded here is you.

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>cq
>defense
>force

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>>29898982
fatterererer

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>>29899073
>
>
>

ITT: We take our gay pedophilia orgy quest VERY seriously.

>>29899098
A K S H U L L Y

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>>29899089
I swear to god, all live is trying to do today is throw a bucket full of fucking wrenches into my gears. Jesus fucking christ, just let me run you retarded piece of shit.

This vent has been brought to you by WolVentilation™. For your patience you are rewarded with one (1) cute Moon filly

>>29899001
How often does that happen though? Not to mention he still makes one every time. Do you just hate fun in any form that you don't approve of and are looking for any little thing to complain about? Like we get it, you hate the quest.

But damn, if you are bitching about the "originality" of the titlecard there is quests here that just reuse theirs over and over and don't make new cards. Is that a bad thing? No, it's not like it affects the quest at all, save for making the frivolous argument it's lazy not to make one. A title card is nice, but it doesn't really matter as long as the quest is entertaining to it's players.

>>29899098
This should be the tagline for the next thread.

>>29898152
So iMom is taking up the banner of anything she thinks /cyoa/ dislikes? Boy howdy do I hate never posting in this thread.

Anything I don't like is fucking stupid desu

>>29899230
Anyone I don't like is an ifag.

>>29899230
I agree.

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>>29899209
Is that the new name for psyker?

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>>29899274

>>29897051
>>29898854
>>29899077
I just want to squeeze and caress these butts till my arms fall off.

>>29898700
It is fun but the players are gigantic fucking edgelords. None of our edge qms have anything on those players

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>>29899230

>>29899209
This is getting kind of pathetic.

>>29899341
Yeah, Australians are a pretty pathetic bunch.

>>29898127
/cyoa/ has a new thread every 3 days. How long do CQ threads last?

>>29898700
I'm not a fan of Pleeny's writing very much at all. The idea for the quest is neat, but Pleeny's writing just feels a bit slow and unengaging. Always has for all of his quests.

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>>29899313

>>29899362
/cyoa/ has more artists than CQ thread.

>>29899380
That tired old mare gets me.

Link to Coltquest discord please?

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>>29899390
Have an arts.