Hetero Horse Hangout #1

>>29664703
First

>>29664703
I LOVE HORSE VAGINA

this is even gayer because you're not even straight enough to own being gay

HOW HOMOPHOBIC AND REGRESSIVE

>>29664712
Same senpai

>>29664703
>she will never fart in your face

why live ;_:

Wow, insecure much, straight people?

>>29664703
QUICK POST LOVING HETEROSEXUAL PONY RELATIONSHIPS

Is it wrong that I think it's straighter to kiss a mare than to eat her pussy?

>>29664722
Wow, suck dick much, homo people?

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finally ponies without dicks

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>>29664722
Why are you always repressing straight people? Love is love.

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I love marriage and reproduction

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Would you rather be a human or a pony in Equestria for your waifu?

Pony General Simulator 2017

>>29664742
A pony so we can have offspring, of course.

>>29664703
finally, a good thread.

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Thank god, I almost bought a horse dildo.

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Aren't stallions just the cutest?

>>29664742
I'd rather be a birb.

>>29664743
I could actually do this if I wanted to.

>>29664736
Hateful slander. About as much as I'd expect from a regressive hick drumpf supporter

>>29664732
Well eating it would hurt her and turn her off, like being gay would. There would also be blood everywhere and thats just not fun. I would go for the kiss and maybe follow up with some cunnilingus if you know what I mean.

>>29664759
>Stallions

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Is this heterosexual??

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Only Cadence sees Shiny make this face

>>29664764
>actually helping grow the population
>regressive

>>29664788
This planet has too many people already

fuck drumpf and fuck straight, white people

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>>29664801
Hello canacuck

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Is this heterosexual?

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>>29664804
>when you try to become the slingshot

>>29664703
>fag thread is dead
>make straight thread to trigger them into posting gay non-stop
seem like an effective strategy to me, solider

>>29664703
Was this really necessary?

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>>29664859
yes.

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>>29664801
Too many fags.

>>29664884
Spike's claw makes it look like Twi has utters.

>>29664868
Why is the thread full of fags then?
>>29664703
Congrats OP, now we have 2 homo threads instead of one

>>29664889
That's a feminine penis

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>>29664892
>Why is the thread full of fags then?
Because homos can't help but shove their shit down people's throats.

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>>29664884

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>>29664900
>Not the gif
You disappoint me, Kev.

>>29664900
dubs confirmed, homos cannot stop ruining nice things.

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>>29664902
Spike loves purple horse butts.

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>>29664913
Can you blame him?

>inb4 the straightfags make this a thing
>inb4 they try to start some cross-general war

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>dash will never roleplay as a slut for one of your sexual fantasies

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>>29664946
>straightfags will start the war
Half this thread is fags coming in here to shitpost.

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>angry hand holding
I'll have to try this some time.

If you're a fag and read this: shame on you faggot, your general is dying while you're here shitposting

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Riddle me this Braefags: if he's gay, then how was Pinkie's jiggling ass able to distract him enough for her to win the game?

>>29664962
>>29664987
...you still don't get it do you?

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>that one /hhh/ mod who tried to ban dozens of other generals and then got BTFO
>if this thread gets pruned everyone will know to blame him

would a half dragon be accepted in society?

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>there's such a massive flaming faggot on /mlp/ that he literally gets triggered by anything straight
I've seen everything now.

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>>29664703

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CUTE AND PERFECT

PERFECT AND CUTE

>>29665019
I'm gay and I'd fuck the everliving shit out of Pinkie, you have no fucking idea.

>>29665240
I have some idea. Would you use your feminine penis?

>>29665240
That sorta sounds like bisexuality there, mister.

>>29665277
Does that really matter if I'm in an extremely stable gay relationship, though?>>29665053

>>29665307
Whoops didn't mean to reply to that second post

>>29664813
>hahaha Canada sucks because they actually treat oppressed minorities with the human dignity they deserve
>their leader even stands against social injustices perpetuated by whites

Yeah, those stupid Canadians! They need to be more racist, sexist, islamaphobic, and transphobic like us!

>>29665472
this is some pretty low quality bait

like reddit tier

>>29664742
where's the option to be the pony waifu?
>tfw you will never be the qt mare

>Hetero Horse Hangout

Strait ponies? You guys gay or something?

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FS likes big guys.

>>29664703
This seems pointless.

>>29664703
Another fucking general, just what the board needed.Thanks OP, you cock gargiling faggot.

>>29666003
>another anon blaming board quality on collections of anons discussing a specific topic

>>29665209
This is true.

>>29665785
Over there >>29637214

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why are they so perfect?

>>29665019

He had never seen one up close

>>29667312
Haven't considered those two but now that I think on it they would have a great chemistry.

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The real king of MLP ships. The only one closest to canon.

>>29667648
I like the art style for fluttershy, but it bothers me that she reminds me of someone and I can't remember who

Read this if gay

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>>29667648
>fluttercord
>canon
KEK
Did you mean:
Sparity?

I hope you fags realize shipping is approximately 34 quadrillion times as gay as having sex with another man.

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>>29664703

I-is human pussy okay too?

>>29669018
>human
>no hooves
DISGASTAN

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>>29664722
#loveislove

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>>29664759
A girl would think so, yes.

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>>29664801
Imagine a world where everyone was gay

Hetero horse is best horse.

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Amazing. Gays have a general dedicated solely to being gay, but when straight people do the same thing, they bitch and moan!

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>>29664703
Finally a marecock general for straight people such as myself.

I want to suck on rarity's throbbing monstrosity until she passes out.

>>29669061
AAAAAAAAA

>>29669120
Transvestites belong in the gay thread.

>>29669131
futas aren't trannies you pleb

>>29667515
Why are they so perfect guys?
I can't handle it

>>29669120
There's a thread on /trash/ for you. Please go there.

>>29665967
for her

>>29668384
Sparity was dead since S4 and FlutterCord replaced it succesfully ot the point of the main showrunners openly shipping them. While Sparity only got pwnd by McCarthy who established that Spike is a child and Rarity is a grown up.

What do you think mare pussy tastes like? You think mares like a stud to eat them out, get em nice and sloppy before mounting?

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>>29665240
Sexuality is determined at birth and cannot change under any circumstances whatsoever!! Stop being homophobic!!!

>>29669204
>fluttercord
>calling it fully established
>after ONE hug scene
KEKTUS
The delusion is real, lads and lassies.

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>>29665472
We should outlaw offending people and legalize bestiality too

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>>29667648
I think wifehorse and husbandhorse are actually literally canon

>>29669235
There's literally nothing wrong with bestiality. If it's okay to torture and kill animals it's okay to put your dick in them.

>>29669248
True, true.

>>29669268
Are you lost? Tumblr is that-a-way>>>>>/out/

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>>29669230
>first hug scene
>no the first blushing scene
It's over m8. They are basically an item now. Fluttershy will never be shown falling for other guys as long as Discord exist.

>>29669248
that's a pretty bold assertion, do you have any evidence to back your claims?

>>29669299
There's no talking to ... THINGS like you as they can't see reality. Good day, you subhuman shitstain.

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>>29669268

>Bestiality is okay! Pedophilia is okay! Incest is okay! Polyamory is okay! #LoveisLove!

>>29669248
>implying you can't kiss, marry and have kids with a platonic friend
friendless virgin detected

>>29669315
>inb4 "le ebin fluttercucks btfo" meme

>>29669248
they're just friends

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>>29669315
>this butthurt
It must be the autism of dislestia fag and flutterfag combined in one person. Either way it doesn't matter. Even non shippers like Equestria Daily and showrunners like Mike "I wrote the goddamn movie characters" Vogel ship them. Its pointless to even debate other Discord and Fluttershy shipping in the fandom.

>>29669325
>he thinks its a meme
Outside of this board, Fluttercord is considered canon on any brony site. Every ongoing fanfic comics and stories add it to their timeline. It's the new wolrd order of the ponydom.

>>29669362
>trying THIS HARD to prove it's real
>relying on ad homs to "win" the "argument"
KEKULUS RIFT
Seriously, though. STOP.

>>29669320
>Pedophilia is okay
Last time I checked we don't slaughter children and eat them or torture them for entertainment.
>Incest is okay
As long as both parties consent, are adults, and for one reason or another can't produce offspring, then I don't see the problem.
>Polyamory is okay
If all parties involved are consenting adults, then yeah, what's the problem?

>>29669381
I redirect you to this:
>>29669382

>>29669320
You sound like the same kind of retard that thinks the "slippery slope" argument is valid when it comes to homosexuality and pedophilia. Lol retard.

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>>29669391
>>29669382
You don't have to believe it but it doesn't change the fact or their status. Its going to be the first official mane6 couple on the show. The build up for this has more episodes than CMC about their cutie marks.

>>29669423
Why was Discord and Fluttershy featured in GoH toylines if he isn't in the GoH comics?

>>29664764
Ironically Trump is very much pro-LGBT rights. Watch a bit less MSNBC m8.

>>29669423
>trying so hard to prove the meme ship isn't just a meme
>with vague, half-assed "proof"
>all the while hyping it up like the greatest shit ever
>like the hype you're spewing actually matters
KEKSIMUS MAXIMUS

>>29669320
kill yourself

>>29669457
It matters for most of the fandom. It inspire millions of bronies and pegasisters every day. The fact that it evolved from "obscure ship like any Rarijack" to huge meme with actual support in canon(an official ship teasing) and with major show writers teasing it, is a huge gamebreaker and the only ship with a much focus in this show. It's like having Marble and Big Mac blush at eachother and then make Marble a reccuring character in BM episodes. It's just an obvious development that romance will follow them.

>>29669526
>using shitty meme ships like rarijack to prove your point
>saying all this shit without video proof of it
The joke died awhile ago.

>>29669545
I forgot to add:
>using terms like "brony" and "pegasister"
>expecting me to take you seriously
W E W

>>29669395
Pedophile spotted.

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>>29669385
>we don't slaughter children

Quite the contrary. In Canada, you can kill a baby the second before it is born - and the government will even pay for it!

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>>29669395

Remember when they said "Legalizing gay marriage won't lead to legalizing bestiality! That's a slippery slope fallacy!"

>2017
>Being straight

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>>29670347
>not having sex in the missionary position with all the lights out for the purpose of procreation as nature intented

how does it feel being an aberration?

>>29670041
Nobody cares.

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I like how Starlight lifts her backleg like a human would in one of those cheesy movie kisses.

>>29670458
>gets proven wrong
>n-nobody cares!

>>29670483
Nobody cares.

>>29670458
>>29670486
you seem upset

>>29670493
Nobody cares.

>>29670483
I think glimmypoo and sunstallion make a cute couple.

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>>29670503

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>>29669248
You think Cadance knows her hubby gets hit on all the time by other mares?

>>29670581
she wouldn't care, because she's too busy being rammed by all of the available guards

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>>29670591
Only to get back at Shiny for boning a younger, cuter version of her.

>>29670600
>candy ass is secretly a lobotomized clone of pankro punt who was sent back in time after ascending to alicorn and having her ass tattoo magicly disguised

>>29670624
Now I finally get why that fucking demon spawn is so overpowered

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>>29670600
why is the pink such a homewrecker?

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>>29670634
because everyone wants to stick it in the pink

>>29670581
Well of course. He's royalty, he's young, rich, physically fit. He probably gets hit on all the time, but his heart belongs to his wife.

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i swear to god if this becomes a general

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I want to be spick spack's boy toy

>>29670647
True - even otherwise totally gay men want to fuck Pinkie >>29665240

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Post examples of interracial (not inter-specie!) relationships. They're pretty rare.

>>29670665
The few that we do see tend to be unicorn male/earth female. I wonder if the unicorn mares get mad at the mudponies for cucking them.

>>29669248
I want to fuck the everloving shit out of those two horses

>>29664813
>>29669235
>>29669320
>>29670041
What did Canada do to hurt you so bad

>>29670978
Justin Trudeau

>>29671138
You're like a Hillary supporter.

>>29672085
why was fluttermac ever a thing?

>>29672111
Back again, eh?

>>29672115
havent been here. im certain as implausible as it sounds that more than one person in the whole world questions fluttermac.

>>29672135
Sorry. I thought you were >>29669204.

>>29672148
doesnt look like he even mentioned fluttermac?

>>29672153
Still, I'm sorry for jumping to conclusions.

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>>29672158

>>29672172
Seems like a random question, but which ship(s) do you prefer?

>>29672174
i imagine ember and spike being something similar to anakin and padme, but without the retarded conclusion.

>>29672115
So you are only butthurt over fluttercord becoming canon because it ruins your fluttermac headcanon? Lol like it owuld ever happen. I don't even ship fluttercord since i prefer Twicord in the first place, but even i know that fluttercord is being focused as official.

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>>29672216
Ah. Even though you don't like fluttermac, you still have good taste in ships.
>>29672224
Oh, hey, look everybody! IT'S back! Just so you know, I don't care what you say.
BTW:
>preferring one cancer over another
W E W L A D

Just what we need, another shitpost general. Cool. Gotta stick it to those FAGS amirite xd?

>>29672263
i like that straight shipping is so outlandish now that it can only possibly be shitposting.

i mean this thread was made as a joke but still it ended up being a genuine discussion.

>>29672263
Tell it to fluttermac faggot cancer who made it. The only attention his ship going to get in the main show and this board is Shift+left click

>>29669018
If it's attached to someone that cute, it's fine by me.

>>29672234
Holy shit, you're a cringy faggot.You spout memes like you're trying really hard to fit in here.

>>29672373
>literally drops one meme
>LOOK AT THIS MEME SPOUTING FAGGOT XDDDDDDDDDDD

>>29672392
You're retarded.

>>29665967
>You will never be a big though guy helping shy around because she is so frail
>She will never thank you by making you dinner
>You will never pick her up when she is distracted and carry her to bed while she giggles

I want to be the little mare and become Mac's broodmare

bunb

page 9 bump

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>>29675655

Fine. Random hypothetical question time.

All the Mane 6/Mac ships died years ago due to a multitude of reasons, but is Applejack the type of sister that would endorse her brother having a crush on one of her friends, the type that would stay out of his love life/let it be unless it got messy, or the type that would string Mac up by his hooves from the highest tree in the orchard if he so much as smiled at one of her friends?

>>29675869
endorse. theyre all about family and i cant imagine itd play out any differently than when they found out ponka is related to them

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>>29678967
it meets half the thread requirements

>straightfags are still bumping the homo horse shitpost thread

>>29670656
It will, watch.
And they'll endlessly bitch about how homos constantly invade everything even though people who browse /hhh/ almost always keep to themselves.

>>29670041
Fuck animals. Both literally and metaphorically.
WE are the top species on this planet. It's about goddamn time we acted like it.

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>>29679220
What