RGRE: Reversed Gender Roles Equestria

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>ywn have cute pegasus twins willing to do anything to please you.
>ywn feel two pairs of wings rubbing against your dick.

>>29640017
>Anon asks them to cuddle or play-wrestle with each other
>It isn't even anything sexual, Anon just thinks they're super cute

>>29640048
>"So how about it? Do you fellas wanna’ come and cheer us on?"
>"No we don't."
>"Aw, don't be like that, ‘Mel."
>"Your little make believe battles are stupid, Rainbow. I don’t care what you say."
>Be Fancy Pants
>Up until now your day had been going pretty well
>This morning, you had managed to make your hair look JUST right
>No other guy in school was wearing the same outfit as you
>It was also a Monday, which meant that half of the teachers were so hungover that most of your classes had watched Bill Nye videos
>...And sure, it had been a little weird when your history and art classes had put on Bill Nye, but you had long ago learned to roll with the punches at CHS
>Everything had been going swimmingly until lunch, when the harpies decided to swoop down upon you and your fellows
>To your left, you could see Rainbow Dash's face scrunch up as she looked at Caramel, who was glaring at her
>You and your friends were all sitting at your preferred table, and all around you were girls
>Some of them were just standing there with small smiles on their faces, but others were getting a little grabby
>It wasn't enough that the teachers watching over the lunchroom were marching over to stop them, but you could see that more than a few of your friends didn't appreciate having their shoulders and back touched
>Fortunately for you, you were in the latter category
>Rarity was standing behind you, her slender, man-like hands gripping your shoulders
>You could feel her hot, moist breath washing over the back of your neck
>If it had been any other girl, you would have called the teachers over and sent the girls scattering
>But with Rarity, you simply pretended to be annoyed as she rubbed your shoulders and neck
>You might have liked the attention, but that didn't meant that you had to announce it like some sort of slut

>>29640055
>"It's not ‘make believe’ and it's not stupid, Caramel," Rainbow snapped. "It's fucking awesome! All of the schools in the district come together and set up this whole thing--"
>"I'm not interested and neither is anyone else here," Caramel interrupted. "We all have better things to do with our weekend that watching a bunch of topless girls running around with foam weapons."
>"But those cunts from Crystal Prep are bringing a bunch of guys to cheerlead for them!"
>Caramel took a bite out of his chicken patty, looking less than happy
>You couldn’t help but shake your head
>You had no idea why your friend acted like this…
>Pretty much everyone in the school knew that he fancied Rainbow except the rainbow-haired girl herself
>Maybe he was always so short with her because of her obliviousness?
>"I don’t care. There’s going to be nothing for us to do other than watching you beat each other up with toy swords and eat turkey legs," Caramel said
>Blinking, Rainbow nodded
>"Well... yeah, that and cheering us on."
>"And how is that fun for any of us?"
>Rainbow's nose scrunched up in thought
>"...Because?"
>Rarity's fingers dug into your shoulders
>A delightful shiver ran up your body, causing your back to arch
>Hmm...
>Say what you will about this girl, but she sure does know her way around a man's deltoids...
>Caramel snorted, tossing his chicken patty onto his tray
>"Because nothing. I’m not going to stand there for ten hours and neither is anyone else, and that’s final!"
>Rainbow rolled her eyes
>"Well why don't you come out and fight then?" she suggested sarcastically. "Maybe you'd stop being such a little bitch if you worked it out of your system."
>Caramel stiffened
>Oh here we go...

>>29640060
>Quick as a flash, Caramel stood up and turned to face Rainbow
>"Maybe I will," he growled, getting in her face
>Rainbow, not one to back down, even from a guy, butted heads with him
>"Yeah right. You'd get hit twice and you'd start crying like a little boy."
>"I can do ANYTHING that you can, and so can any other guy here."
>Caramel pls...
>Pls don't go down this road...
>"You can do a lot more bitching than me, but other than that you're full of shit."
>"We could go out there and beat the stuffing out of any of you girls!"
>Rainbow threw back her head and laughed
>"You think you can take the Storm Shatter clan?" she asked with a grin
>Caramel puffed his chest out
>"I know we could."
>Caramel ol' chap, pls...
>This is a trap...
>You know that it's a trap...
>"Then how about a bet then? You go ahead and get a bunch of guys ready for the meet up. If you come and win, every girl on my team will chip in and buy you all something. Shoes, clothes, whatever you want. But if you lose..."
>Rainbow's grin turned a tad more predatory
>"You and your ‘team’ have to give mine a little ‘victor's reward’ if you know what I mean."
>Around the table, you and the other guys stiffened
>You all knew Caramel
>Usually, he was the most sensible out of any of you
>Ninety-nine percent of the time he would have refused such a bet
>But he was talking to Rainbow Dash
>And when he was talking to her all of his sense seemed to melt away
>Before any of you could stop him, Caramel nodded
>"We'll take that bet!" he said

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>>29640066
>...
>Oh bother...
>As the two shook hands, you all groaned while the girls around you grinned at each other
>"Alrighty then. We'll see you guys in two weeks," Rainbow said, before making her way toward a table at the other end of the room with the other girls following
>Looking very proud of himself, Caramel sat down and looked at everyone, who, to a man, were glaring back at him
>It took several seconds, but he eventually noticed
>"...What's wrong guys?"
>You all groaned again
>"Why the hell did you just rope us into that, 'Mel?" Thunderlane demanded
>"What? It's not that big of a deal," Caramel replied, picking up his chicken patty again
>He was about to take a bite out of it when Sandalwood smacked it out of his hand
>"Hey!"
>"I already have girlfriends, 'Mel," he said, teeth bared. "What the hell am I going to tell them when they find out I have to fuck a bunch of girls at some stupid larp meet?"
>"It'll be fine," Caramel insisted with a wave of his hand. "All we need to do is get a couple of guys together and we'll beat Rainbow's team up and down the field."
>Thunderlane rolled his jaw, his eyes narrowed
>"I don't know if you’ve ever been to one of these things but there's not going to be just a couple of girls," he said. "THOUSANDS of people turn up to this."
>You watched as the confidence instantly drained from Caramel's face
>"...Really?"
>"Yeah. It's so big that the minimum amount of players you can have on a team is eighty."
>You raised an eyebrow
>You knew for a fact that there weren't eighty boys in this school
>There might have been thirty for all four years, and out of those you might have been able to get ten or fifteen to fight in this “battle”
>Caramel seemed to realize this as well
>Your friend went pale, his eyes widening
>"...Really?"
>"Yes. Eighty. And do you want to know who had the largest team last year? Maybe you'd like to know who's beaten every other team for the last TWO YEARS?"

>>29640080
>Every guy at the table looked at each other
>You knew you would probably be able to get a couple other guys from different schools--Instagram and Facebook were powerful things, after all--but none of you were fighters
>Norman was the only one who had gotten into a fight in his entire life, and that was a ten-second slap fight that ended up with both boys crying
>You didn't know how to swing a SWORD
>No one here did
>Flash, who was scratching his chin thoughtfully, summed the situation up rather well
>"So we're fucked then?"
>The boys once again exchanged glances
>Some began to murmur
>Others gave a now regretful Caramel some nasty looks
>You were just sitting there thoughtfully, tugging on your mustache
>The beginnings of an idea was starting to form in your mind...
>It might not help this situation but...
>...
>Well, there's no choice but to try isn't there?
>If you all lost, the whole school would hear about what you'd do, and you couldn't have that...
>None of you would be able to show your faces in public again...
>So, with that thought in mind, you stood up
"I'll be back in a moment, gentlemen," you said, adjusting your monocle
>Pushing your chair in, you marched up to the snack line and bought every chocolate cookie that was being served
>Thanking the lunch sir, you carried the treats over to a nearly empty table, at which sat only four individuals
>Anon, Sonata, Aria, and Mrs. Adagio
>The four, so busy with their eating, didn't noticed you until you sat down in front of Anon
“Good afternoon!”
>Their heads snapped up to look at you
>Sonata and Aria pressed themselves against their boyfriend, their teeth bared

>>29640086
>You ignored the two, dumping the cookies into the table
>Anon, looked down at them in confusion
>"...Hello to you too, Fancy," he said, sounding a little bewildered
>You smiled
"Hello Anonymous, ladies."
>Out of the corner of your eye, you watched as Sonata snatched a cookie from the table, unwrapped it, and began noisily eating
>You nearly smiled at the sight, but managed to restrain yourself at the last moment
>Your mother had taught you the importance of not showing any emotion whilst making a deal with an individual
>Anon gave his girlfriend a frown before turning his attention back on you
>"You mind telling me what all of these cookies are for, Fancy?" he asked
"They're a way to grease the wheels, my good man," you replied, leaning toward him
>Anon nodded slowly
>"Alright... But why?"
>You straightened your shirt and sat up straight
>Looking Anonymous right in the eye, you explained the bind that Caramel had just gotten you in
>It was a short story, but by the end of it the Dazzlings were laughing and even Anon had a smile on his face
>If it you were in their position you might have laughed as well, but because you were the one with a proverbial axe over your head you didn’t find it all that funny
>"Ha! What a dumbass!" Aria said, cackling
>"Caramel and Rainbow just need to get it out of their system with a good fuck," Adagio said, taking a sip from her thermos
>You coughed into a hand
"Yes... quite. Still, I came to ask if you'd help us, Anon. I know that you're a very resourceful chap, if there's any man in school that can help us with this, it would be you."
>The smile on Anon’s face diminished somewhat
>"And what do you think I could do?" he asked, drumming his fingers on the table
>You shrugged
"To be honest, I have no idea. I just thought that I'd ask you since none of the other men are going to be useful in this situation."

>>29640088
>Unwrapping a cookie, Anon gave you a shrug of his own
>"Well, I really don't know all that much about larping to be honest," he told you. "I really don't--"
>You watched as Adagio perked up
>Slapping a hand over Anon's mouth, she looked at you
>"So you’re saying that you need someone to train you to beat Rainbow Dash?" she asked
>You found yourself wilting under the intensity of her gaze
>Easy there, old boy...
>Easy...
"Yes."
>"Do you know if those other BLASTED Rainbooms are going to be fighting as well?"
"...Rarity and Twilight and the others?"
>The Dazzling growled, baring her teeth
>While you were no dentist by any means, you don't believe that someone's canines were supposed to be that long or that sharp...
"I-I suppose they would be."
>Thankfully, your answer seemed to satisfy Adagio
>Her rage was replaced with a thoughtful expression
>She lifted her hand from Anon's mouth, leaning back onto her stool
>Letting out a hum, she grabbed her boyfriend's hand
>"Anon may not be able to help you, but I believe that I can," she said, rubbing her thumb against one of his knuckles
>Relief and concern filled you as you looked at the Dazzling
"Really?"
>She nodded
>"Yes. My sisters and I are what you might call... experts when it comes to training warriors."
>A small smile came to her face
>It was an unsettling smile, you found
>Very unsettling...
>Lifting up Anon's hand, Adagio gave it a kiss, winking at her boyfriend before looking back at you
>"All we'll need is some men, some equipment, and some time. If you give me all three of those my sisters and I will make sure that no one will be able to beat you."

>>29640048
WOOOOOOOOOO!

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>>29640098
>Unwrapping a cookie, Anon gave you a shrug of his own
>"Well, I really don't know all that much about larping to be honest," he told you. "I really don't--"
>You watched as Adagio perked up
>Slapping a hand over Anon's mouth, she looked at you
>"So you’re saying that you need someone to train you to beat Rainbow Dash?" she asked
>You found yourself wilting under the intensity of her gaze
>Easy there, old boy...
>Easy...
"Yes."
>"Do you know if those other BLASTED Rainbooms are going to be fighting as well?"
"...Rarity and Twilight and the others?"
>The Dazzling growled, baring her teeth
>While you were no dentist by any means, you don't believe that someone's canines were supposed to be that long or that sharp...
"I-I suppose they would be."
>Thankfully, your answer seemed to satisfy Adagio
>Her rage was replaced with a thoughtful expression
>She lifted her hand from Anon's mouth, leaning back onto her stool
>Letting out a hum, she grabbed her boyfriend's hand
>"Anon may not be able to help you, but I believe that I can," she said, rubbing her thumb against one of his knuckles
>Relief and concern filled you as you looked at the Dazzling
"Really?"
>She nodded
>"Yes. My sisters and I are what you might call... experts when it comes to training warriors."
>A small smile came to her face
>It was an unsettling smile, you found
>Very unsettling...
>Lifting up Anon's hand, Adagio gave it a kiss, winking at her boyfriend before looking back at you
>"All we'll need is some men, some equipment, and some time. If you give me all three of those my sisters and I will make sure that no one will be able to beat you."

>>29640108
>...
>This is a bad idea...
>You knew it was...
>Asking Anon for help was one thing, but receiving help from the Dazzlings was a very different sort of beast
>...
>...
>...
>Well...
>What do you have to lose?
"I'll see what I can do, but I'm positive that we'll be able to get everything that you need."
>To your ever-growing concern, the other two Dazzlings grinned wolfishly
>"Oh man... It's been forever since we've trained anyone..." Aria murmured, rubbing her hands together
>"Are we going to make them legionnaires, Dagy?" Sonata asked
>Adagio gave her head a pat
>"That's exactly what we're going to do, Sonata," she said
>"Hail Caesar!" The cobalt girl yelled, throwing up her hands. "We who are about to die salute you!"
>...
>What?

~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~

>Be Rainbow Dash, the leader of the Storm Shatter clan
>Yours was a mighty horde, only filled with the strongest, the bravest, and the awesomest of the awesome
>You were wearing your berserker garb, a rabbit pelt shirt and no top--because armor was for bitches and you weren't no bitch--and wielding your mighty warhammer, Dafuck
>Around you were your warchiefs
>There was Gilda, your great reaver, wielding her spear and fuck-off shield
>There was Sunset, who's hard nipples glistened in the sunlight
>...

>>29640117
>N-No homo...
>Your second in command Applejack was next to you with her greatsword
>Rarity was looking over her twin short swords, making sure that they were still in tip-top shape after your last battle
>Right next to her was Twilight and Fluttershy, who you had FINALLY managed to talk into coming this year
>And sure, they had decided that they wanted to be a bunch of boys and hang back so that could be archers, but what mattered was that you talked them into this!
>Rarity and Sunset had been iffy about this too at first, but now you had to DRAG them away from a battlefield!
>All you needed to do was talk Pinkie into coming and you'd have all of your friends acting like a bunch of AWESOME vikings!
>Around your warchiefs stood the rest of your horde, talking and chatting and resting after a battle well fought
>This was your best year yet for recruits
>From humble beginnings a few years ago, you now boasted an army of five hundred girls
>More than those stupid Knights of the Rose and their STUPID samurai!
>And not only were you the biggest, but you were the best as well
>Over the last two days you had fought six armies, and each time you had walked away the winner
>You weren't going to jinx yourself or anything, but it looked like the Storm Shatter clan was going to win for a THIRD year in a row
>And that was going to be great...
>You always enjoyed showing up those dumb weeaboos that thought waving around katanas was cool
>But, what was going to make your victory even better was having Caramel licking your sweaty cunt after this was all over
>Yeah...
>You could almost feel it now...
>It was going to be so fucking AWESOME...

>>29640124
>From what you've been told, his little "army" had won every match just like your army had
>None of the knight factions were going to hit guys, foam weapons or not, and neither would any of the weeaboo clans
>But you and your girls were going to have no problem with that
>Not at all...
>Applejack, leaning on her greatsword, looked out at the field that you were going to have your final battle on
>"Wonder when they're comin’," she said
>"One of the officials just came over and said they were coming right now," Sunset replied, giving her bearded axe a few practice swings. "We should start forming up."
>You snorted
"Nah, I doubt we have to do anything like that," you said with a wave of the hand. "You, me, or Applejack will lead like thirty girls to break their lines, they'll run, and we'll win. It's going to be a walk in the park."
>Your Warchiefs chuckled, just as eager as you for the easy victory
>It was going to--
>You were brought out of your thought as the trumpet of a horn tore through the air
>Many people from the crowds of civies and defeated warriors that had lined the battlefield to watch jumped in surprise
>Even a few of your girls looked startled
>Not you though
>Because you were fucking awesome!
>You most certainly didn’t jump like five feet in the army and almost fall on your face!
>Nope!
>That’d be silly!
>As your girls’ collected themselves, your head snapped toward the direction of the noise
>Who the hell just blew that?
>The only team that had horns was the Shield Breaker horde, and they had gotten the shit beaten out of them in the first round...
>For nearly thirty seconds that horn continued to blow proudly before going silent
>It was then you could hear the sound of marching
>"Keep in step Julii! Raise that shield soldier! Get your fucking asses moving!"
>At first, you could only see red flags and a golden eagle standard poke over the horizon
>Then you could see the shields, then their bodies

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>>29640130
>Caramel and his team were coming toward you, and they were absolutely NOT what you were expecting
>Since you and your girls had been so busy tearing shit up, you hadn't managed to see how his team had dressed and armed themselves
>You had thought that they'd make a bunch of dumb looking outfits, and maybe a few of them would carry shields
>But this wasn't that
>No, what marched toward you looked like a Roman legion
>...You think
>Probably...
>...
>You should have paid more attention in history class...
>They were holding identical shields with weird scribbles on them
>Their armor and helmets looked like they were actually made out of steel or iron
>There were short swords at their sides and they were also holding what looked like two throwing spears
>Applejack whistled
>"Well, will ya look at that. Them boys sure look fancy."
>"Yeah they do," Gilda said with a nod, before a frown came to her face
>Following her gaze, you found what had turned her smile upside down
>There, marching alongside the team, wearing what was obviously the armor of generals, were the Dazzlings
>Adagio was holding a cane, a great big smile on her face
>Aria was screaming at the guys, a cooler under one of her arms
>Sonata was skipping along, holding three fold-out chairs
>...
>What the heck were THEY doing here?
>"Halt!"
>As the team came within a hundred feet of your horde they stopped, their heels slapping together as they let their big ass shields rest of the ground
>Sonata and Aria scurried over toward the sidelines, grins on their faces, while Adagio, her little red cap flowing in the wind, began to make her way toward you

>>29640137
>A few of the guys peeled off from the little army to follow her
>Captains or officers by the look of them...
>You could see Caramel, wearing a bearskin and holding a standard
>There was Thunderlane, who's helmet had some pretty sick plumage on it
>Fancy was also amongst the group, his usual monocle gone and replaced with a pair of safety goggles
>For some reason, Anon was even here, a look of exasperation on his face as he marched over toward you, wearing armor almost as fancy as Adagio’s
>...
>Hmm...
>Maybe this will be a bit more fun than you thought it was going to be…?
>Looking at your warchiefs, you made your way over toward the little group
>Your chiefs followed you, weapons at the ready
"What the hell are you doing here, Adagio?"
>"That's Legatus Adagio to you, barbarian," Adagio said, her group stopping a few feet from yours
>You sneered
"What, did you decide to come and get your ass kicked with the rest of these guys?" you asked
>To your surprise, Adagio chuckled
>"A Legatus does not command a single century," she said matter-of-factly. "I'm not here to participate in the battle. I'm simply here to encourage my troops and see them drive you from the field as painfully as possible."
>Not a second after she said that, you and your girls began laughing
>Hah...
>That was a good one...
"Yeah right. I'm sure that you're gonna be able to beat my army with... how many guys are over there? Eighty? Ninety?"
>Adagio turned toward Anon
>"Centurion, a group of barbarians were thoughtless enough to set foot on my lands. Please be a dear and show them the might of Rome."
"Your lands?" you said with a scoff. "Please. This is Storm Shatter territory!"
>"Can't I just sit over there with you girls?" Anon asked, both him and Adagio ignoring you

>>29640143
>"No. No you cannot," Adagio said, giving him a kiss on the nose. "Now make sure to grind them into the earth so that they may never rise again."
>Giving you a smile that made you want to walk over and punch her so hard that stupid poofy hair of hers went flat, Adagio spun around and made her way toward the sidelines, where the other Dazzlings were already seated
>...
>Man...
>You HATE that cunt...
>Sighing, Anon looked over to you
>"I guess this is the part where I ask you to surrender."
"My army doesn't surrender, Anon," you said, puffing your chest out
>Anon's nose scrunched up
>"Please?"
>You shook your head
"No. We'll fight you to the last woman before we give up!"
>Anon looked at his fellow officers
>"Can we surrender then? Because I would much rather go and get a turkey leg or something."
>Smirking, Caramel shook his head
>"Unfortunately we can't, sir. There's barbarian SCUM that we need to destroy."
>Anon looked hopefully at Thunderlane and Fancy, both of whom shook their heads
>Groaning, he threw up his hands
>"Fine! We'll beat the shit out of them and go home. But I swear to god if someone pokes me in the eye with anything I'm going to lose it..."
"Don't worry, Anon. We'll make sure to kick the shit out of you all as gently as possible," you said, winking at Caramel, who scoffed
>"Alrighty then. May the best team win," Anon grumbled, before looking over at Sunset. "Oh, and by the way, Sunny, nice tits."
>Fancy perked up
>"I also must say that you look rather dashing, Miss Rarity. While I'm not usually a fan of a minimalist design, yours is works very well."

>>29640151
>Both of the girls smiled at the compliments
>"Hey thanks, Anon," Sunset said with a little bounce, causing her tig ol’ bitties to giggle. "You look nice in that armor.”
>"I must say that you looked delightful in your armor as well, Mr. Fancy," Rarity said, giving the guy bedroom eyes. "You really--"
>Huffing, you grabbed both girls by the shoulder and began dragging them away
"Yeah, yeah. Wait until we beat 'em before you start making goo goo eyes at each other."
>"Someone's jealous," Sunset said, causing everyone to chuckle
>You growled
"Guess who just volunteered to lead the first attack?"
>Sunset's smile widened
>"I'd be happy to."
>With that, the two of you went back to your teams
>Officials ran over and gave you the usually spiel
>No punching or biting
>Don't try to hit someone in the face or groin
>If you get hit you're out
>If someone gets out you have to let them go
>Blah, blah, blah
>With that boring shit out of the way, you all lined up, warriors in the front and archers in the back
>Sunset was getting her warband of eighty girls into position, ready to make the first charge
>On the other end of the battlefield you could see Anon getting his "soldiers" in line
>A quick count showed that they had four rows of twenty men
>So just eighty...
>Good...
"Watch for those javelins, Sunset!" you called from your position on a little hill near the treeline
>"We'll be fine!" Sunset called back. "Isn't that right, girls?"
>Throwing their heads back, the warband let out a mighty shout

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>>29640158
>In response, your entire army let out a shout in return
>The sound of it brought a smile to your face
>You could feel it coming on
>That excitement and nervousness that came just before a battle
>Soon you'd hear the sounds of war cries, screams, foam sword hitting shield and flesh
>This was why you did this…
>Why you spent all of your money on foam weapons and outfits...
>You were born for this...
>It was in your blood...
>And now those silly men over there were going to learn that the hard way...
"Fuck'em up, Sunny!"
>Sunset waved her axe around
>"You heard her, girls! CHARGE!"
>With a shout, the girls began racing toward the line of guys as fast as their feet could take them
>You could hear taunting, promises of lewdness and pain when you won, and even animalistic noises coming from your girls
>But nothing from the enemy
>They stood there with their shields raised, waiting patiently for them to come
>Anon was right there in the front row, looking like he needed to go to the bathroom
>Heh...
>Knowing him, he probably did...
>Sunset’s warband closed the distance quickly, only fifty feet away from the enemy
>That was when they reacted
>Anon, placing a whistle into his mouth, drew his short sword
>"Century! Formation!"
>Silently, the soldiers in the front row sat down their javelins and drew their swords
>Behind them, you could make out the other soldiers leaning toward the front row
>...
>What the hell were they doing...?

>>29640164
>Your girls were thirty feet away
>Then twenty, then ten
>"Brace!"
>Screaming at the top of their lungs, your girls slammed into the guy’s line
>You expected it to crumble, to break
>But it didn’t
>Instead, the guys let out a shout and all four rows leaned forward, their shields at the ready
>When your berserkers put their shoulders against those shields the guys not only held firm but slammed them forward
>Your eyes widened as your warriors were thrown back, some of them physically lifted into the air
>Anon blew his whistle
>"Century! Forward!"
>Sunset's warband, confused as to why their charge hadn't automatically hit home, faltered
>This gave the guys the perfect opportunity to march forward
>Their short swords began stabbing and slashing at your girls with terrifying efficiency
>Before Sunset could order her warband to step back, fifteen girls had already fallen
>"Get back! Watch those fucking swords!" she yelled, dragging a girl back by the back of her skirt
>"...What in tarnation...?" Applejack said, perking up. "What the sam hell's goin' on?"
>You frowned
"I don't know, but I don't like it..."
>You turned toward Gilda
"Gilda, take your band and reinforce Sunset. Hurry up before they break."
>Nodding, Gilda jogged toward where her warband of a hundred warriors were standing
>"Come on girls! Lets show 'em how it's done!"
>With a shout of their own, Gilda and her girls charged toward
>Anon, seeing the force, blew his whistle again
>"Change ranks!"
>In a flash, the front rank of soldiers retreated toward the back row while the second row moved up front
>These fresh troops then began slashing and stabbing at your retreating girls

>>29640173
>... what the hell?
>You looked are your War Chiefs, who were staring back at you with confusion and concern
>None of you had seen anything like that before...
>Weaving around Sunset's berserkers, Gilda slammed her shield against the nearest Roman soldier
>He might have stumbled back, if not for for the guys behind him keeping him in formation
>"Come on girls!" Gilda roars, trying to stab the soldier over his shield. "They're just a couple of guys! We can--oh dammit!"
>You watched as three swords shot out from the gaps of the Roman shields
>Gilda, a veteran just like you, managed to block two of the blades, but the thirds managed to get her right in the stomach
>A fatal blow...
>She was out...
>Gilda's warband, seeing their warchief laid low, surged forward, determined to make the enemy bleed
>But the Roman shields were too big
>No matter how much they slashed or stabbed all they needed to do was hold their shields up and they were untouchable
>And then there were those short swords, stabbing again and again...
>Your girls did the best of that they could, but for every Roman that fell twenty of them hit the dirt
>Anon blew that stupid whistle of his
>"Change ranks!"
>...
"Everybody! Get ready! We're going to charge 'em!" you yelled, readying your weapon. "They won't be able to get us all!"
>Without hesitation, you launched yourself forward
>A second later, the rest of your horde let out a warcry and followed you
>Anon, stabbing one of your girls in the chest, perked up

>>29640178
>"Century! Hold onto your butts! They’re all coming at once!"

~_~_~_~_~_~_~

>Be Signifier Caramel
>You were tired, you were sweaty
>Your body ached like it had never ached before and your ears were ringing
>If someone put a gun to your head you still wouldn’t have been able to lift your arms over your hand, and you REALLY needed to go to the bathroom
>But there was a smile on your face
>A big smile
>A victorious smile
>For almost three hours, Rainbow's team had charged your line
>When charging hadn't worked, they had fired arrows at you
>When that didn't work, they tried to surround you
>They tried a dozen different things, but it all failed
>Your unit had performed flawlessly
>Each charge was thrown back, each hail of arrows was blocked by your shields
>You lost a few guys here and there, but they had lost far more
>Enemies laid all around you
>If your swords were real they would have been red to the hilt
>You had won
>Even though the enemy had six times your number you had won!
"Hah! In your face Rainbow!"
>Your defeated nemesis stood next to you, a frown on her face and her arms crossed
>She, like the the rest of her army, had been beaten while trying to break your line
>You hadn't been the one to stab her--unfortunately-- but you had gotten to see the look on her face when a javelin had bonked off her forehead
>Heh...
>Even though the Dazzlings "training" had been the most horrible thing that you had ever experienced, it was almost worth it to see that look
>Beside you, Anon stood there, haggard and sweaty, with your victory trophy in hand
>But you barely noticed that, too focused on rubbing your victory in
"I hope you have a lot of money saved up, because you and me are gonna go shoe shopping!" you taunt
>Rainbow grumbled to herself, covering her face with a hand

>>29639966
>that pic
Why is anon such a faggot?

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>>29640188
>"I can't believe that I lost to a bunch of fucking guys..."
>Your smile widened
>This was the best--
>"Attention!"
>Two weeks of hard, difficult training had you, Anon, and every other guy within earshot snapping to attention
>Out of the corner of your eye, you could see Adagio making her way over toward you
>Rainbow sighed loudly as she walked over to Anon and took the trophy out of his hand
>"You all did very well," she said, giving Anon a pat on the cheek. "A few of you were a bit sloppy, but that's to be expected."
>"Can we go home now?" Anon asked, his shoulders sagging. "I want to get out of this shit and lie down. Some chocolate would would be nice. A lot of chocolate... Dagy, get me chocolate.."
>Chuckling, Adagio kissed her boyfriend on the cheek
>"Aria has a turkey leg awaiting for you, and Sonata will help you out of that armor, honey," she said, before turning toward Rainbow. "Oh, and Rainbow?"
>A groan escaped Rainbow's lips
>"No, no. I don't want to hear it," she said, waving a hand dismissively. "Just... just go. Please."
>Laughing, Adagio give her boyfriend another kiss--which he tiredly returned--, grabbing him by the hand and leading him away from the battlefield
"Thanks again for the help, Adagio!" you called. “We couldn’t have done this without you!”
>"Yes, she and her sisters were worth every penny, weren't they?"
>Turning around, you saw Fancy, arm-in-arm with a grinning Rarity
>Your Optio had removed his helmet and his safety glasses had been replaced by his usual monocle
>"That was an invigorating battle, Caramel my good man, but I believe that I must now depart," he said, wiping a bead of sweat from his brow
>Leaning over, Rarity whispered something into Fancy's ear
>Giggling, your Optio gave her a playful shove
>"Ms. Rarity here was kind enough to invite me to her home so that we may freshen ourselves up and relax."

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>>29640201
>...
>Looking around the battlefield, you saw that your century and Rainbow's army had intermingled
>Girls were talking to their boyfriends, single guys were getting hit on, everyone was laughing and talking and having a good time
>Your stomach tightened at the sight
>Oh...
>Fancy's smile turned into a grin
>"Rainbow dear? There's a movie that Caramel here has been dying to see for quite some time. I'm sure that if you asked him to go he would say yes."
>Giving you a wink, both him and Rarity turned away from the two of you
>Perking up, Rainbow looked over to you
>For some reason, the ground suddenly became the most interesting thing in the world, so you stared down at it
>...
>Wow…
>The grass looks REALLY green...
>"What movie do you want to go see?" your nemesis asked
>A small blush came to your face
"B-Before I Fall," you mumbled, kicking at the dirt
>"Well, if you want, I can pick you up at seven," she said after a pause. "We can go get dinner or whatever then go see your movie."
>Hah!
>Like you'd ever want to see a movie with someone like HER!
>...
>...
>...
>Shoot...
>Face reddening, you looked up at her
"M-Make sure to wear s-something nice. I'm n-not going to be s-seen in public with some s-slob..."

>>29640217
Alright, I'm not. Now quit bothering me for more Dazzle pls

>>29640222
DONE not fucking not

>>29640222
But you do their stories so well. Yes, you have other stories, but there's something about the Dazzling stories that make it just a bit more entertaining than one would expect. Great work LaP.

>>29637039

>>29638166
Dubs o' truth.
I don't know about other CS degrees, but my education basically went from electrodynamics up. Forget just assembly, we learned how to implement algorithms starting from basic logic gates.

I mean, sure, I don't know the materials science to take their transistors to the 10nm realm, and without my textbooks or something I'm not going to be able to reinvent the most advanced compiler optimizations from first principles, but compared to a 70s-ish technology level Equestria, I'd still have 40 years of human thought about computer science to guide me.

Give me something fun to write that I could also sketch something for, ya dorks

>>29640295
Write about anon in rgreqg trying to be a rockstar, but the fucked gender roles makes it hard for him.

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>>29640333
fukken checked
I'll get right on it, and try to whip up a rockstar anon pic to go with when it's done

I want a mare to help me kill myself

>>29640222
But your dazzles are fun.

>>29640222
That really razzles my Dazzles

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>>29640222
>>29640233
>trips
>dubs
LaP pls, just write whatever you want. Never stop writing please.

>>29640060
>"We all have better things to do with our weekend that watching a bunch of topless girls running around with foam weapons."
Fucking Caramel. If he cockblocks Anon I'm going to write some autistic green where he gets what's coming to him.

>>29640048

>Dazzling Pack is back

AYYYYY

>>29640086
>>Anon, Sonata, Aria, and Mrs. Adagio
>>Mrs. Adagio
Do I hear wedding bells in the air? Is Anon the new Mr. Adagio?

>>29640222
>>29640233
Sadness, but also a chuckle.

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>>29640060
Caramel is not known for his decision-making.

>>29640574
Why is Caramel at the center of so many of these stories?

We need moar EqG RGRE

>>29640222
So now I have a new desire thanks to this green. Rome DLC in For Honor when?

>>29640333

>It took a god-awful amount of finagling to get twilight to trust you with your own god damn guitar after you explained about how it used an electric current to amplify sound
>She kept insisting that you would get yourself hurt playing with something like that, despite you reasuring her time and time again that it used insulated cords to prevent shock and that you wouldn't be near the amp while playing
>Even after all of your efforts, she still wouldn't let you use the amp, citing the need to power it with magic making it too dificult for a colt
>She gave you some weird-ass crystal block thing (shaved down so it had no sharp edges, despite how metal it looked that way) with a large, concave indentation and a tiny hole in it
>Under her intense supervision, you plugged in the cord, with her explanation being that she had given it a spell to amplify sound originating from a fixed point (you having to force her to explain it, given her reluctance to confuse you with complicated explanations)
>The fixed point, was of course the small hole, with the sound leaving the indentation
>After thanking her, you dipped out to blow off steam and ran across rarity, coming back from a diamond run with spike
>A small discussion later, and you had an appointment for a costume fitting the next day

1/2

>>29640158
>>"Hey thanks, Anon," Sunset said with a little bounce, causing her tig ol’ bitties to giggle. "You look nice in that armor.”
>Titty Shimmer
yes

>>29640654
>Stepping onto Rarity's little stage, just behind the curtain, you take a deep breath to prepare yourself
>This outfit was a bit embarrassing but if it worked for him, you may as well roll with it
>Besides, you were the one who described the band to her, and it was the only thing she would agree on that wasn't essentially a banana hammock and a crop-top
>Grabbing your guitar, you get to work
>You hook up the cords, making sure your guitar is plugged into the weird-ass crystal thing you had twiggy-diggy rig up for you
>Straigtening your tie with a small triple diamond pin in it, you slung the strap up over your shoulders and stepped forward to face the crowd
>You strum the guitar as you step out from behind the curtain and feel the powerful vibrations shake you deep within
>With a grin, your begin running a few chords on your now magic-powered Gibson SG
"Dirty deeds! Done dirt cheap!"
>Rarity and co look on stunned as you strut back and forth, tight schoolboy shorts straining to hold your member, having been made entirely too small, as per rarara's design
>You can vaguely hear some kind of squishing in the background, but brush it off as you run a few chords from another song
"THUNDER.. THUNDER.. THUNDER..."
THUNDERCATS HO
>Rarara's eyes seem to be glazing over as she looks on, horn lit up to control the stage props
>You also hear some flapping, presumably the winged members getting comfortable
"WE MET SOME COLTS"
"SOME DANCERS WHO GAVE A GOOD TIME"
>Light pans across you as you strum, the beams seeming to caress your form as you hopped back and forth across the stage, cord being dragged along in your wake
>Panko cheers and bounces about just in front of the stage, being your number one groupie
>You gave out across the massive crowd of six ponies, feeling no small measure of happiness at their transfixed expressions
>They seem to be staring at the guitar slung near waist height, but you pay it no mind as you get lost in the music

2/2

>>29640663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onE43h_TUUY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2AC41dglnM

Should I keep going, stop, or work on the sketch?

>>29640222
Aw, that was cute. Thanks Love.

>>29640574
because he doesn't have a show-canon personality and has been present within ponyville as one of the few stallions in the show since season one. he's a blank slate that exists for us to project the required personality onto for the story, and no one can call out any other for making him go OOC.

that said, he does look like he'd be involved in some major-level faggotry.

>>29640217
That fucking "pony in baby carrier" thing gets me every time.

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>>29640222
>Now quit bothering me for more Dazzle pls
I'll stop bothering you for more dazzle when your dazzle quits being top good, my good man. I missed your dazzles.
plz write it on your own time though instead of churning out slop

>>29640669
don't ask. just write.

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>>29640663
>>Panko cheers and bounces about just in front of the stage, being your number one groupie

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>>29640017
I'd rather feel two pairs of wings wrapped around me in a cozy pegasus cocoon.

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>>29640222
but i like your dazzles trips master

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>"Anawn? Got-dangit, of all the stallions to have to see me like this... Listen here, colt, I don't wanna hear none of yer guff over this, 'hear? Just get me down. And don't you dare go gossiping to the mares about this."
>"....Anawn?"
>"Anawn, what're you staring at?"
>"Is somethin' behind me?"

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>>29640907
>>29640917
Glad someone liked it, have a quick sketch I managed to knock out while waiting for feedback
any suggestion for the story or the picture?
I'd love some constructive criticism

>>29640117
They did the Roman gig....I love these girls more and more.

>>29640988
You could lift her hind legs up and fuck her right there.

>>29641053
>Anon finds mares in compromising positions
>Fucks them silly and leaves
>No one believes their stories
>Anon denies them but shoots them a wink when no one is looking

>>29641053
Who's laughing now, Rainbow?

>>29641130
"It's true! I accidentally ran into some trees and Anonymous came up behind me and a-ate me out for like ten minutes! I came like four times!"
>"Suuuure he did. You sound just like Applejack."
"What happened to her?"
>"She said that she got stuck in her cart harness and Anonymous came up and gave her a good butt-pounding. Stallions just don't do that!"
>Damn. Anonymous was right.
>The whole time he was telling you that nopony would believe you.

>>29640222
But I still need a fourway scene with Anon and his wives.

>>29641147
>you will never give rainbow dash cunnilingus through the bottom of a cloud

>>29641011
>"Don't be ridiculous darling, that's more than enough fabric
>The diamond emblem on the back is the largest part of the "pants", if they even qualify as anything other than whitey-tighties
>"I thought the white color scheme would work well with the purple accents"
Rarity, if I so much as get a drop of water on me, the whole point of the clothing is lost, given that this is already nearly see-through
>She takes a moment to savor in her mind the image of anon's package straining against his soaked, see-through linge-
>Costume, his costume
>must'nt stray down that road, we still have a long session left, and your floor will be plenty slick without speeding the process up
Not happening. I am not wearing tighty-whities onstage
>"Oh fine, let's try the next outfit then"
Rarity, that's a little..
>"Risque? I thought you were going for the wild, sensual look?"
Rarity, that's a banana hammock and a vest, it's barely even clothing
What's the point if it shows more skin than it conceals?
>"I'm not sure what you mean by that, darling"
This is getting us nowhere. Do you have some materials I can sketch with?
>"Why of course, darling, but whatever would you need them for?"
I'm just going to draw as many outfits as I remember from my world
>"Hopefully you remembered some of the more flattering ones, darling"
I'm more concerned about looking cool, to be honest
>"Assuming it even works out for you, which is a big if considering how cut-throat the music scene is these days, not to mention how brutal they are about colt's outfits"
>"How do you plan on impressing the audience enough that you aren't simply tossed next to all the other eye candy stallions in the business?
I'll do whatever it takes, I'll pull out all the stops, and use everything I remember from earth's rock scene
I'll be the best damn rocker this world has ever seen.
>"Just remember darling, It's a long way to the top, If you wanna rock 'n' roll


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwkUURc_pHk

>>29640669
As it happens, there's already a version of that song for Equestria.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-4lk2-UA_I

>>29641197
>You will never bat at Rainbow's hooves they hang lazily through the bottom of a cloud
>She will never tell you to knock it off but otherwise put up no real fight to stop you
>Rainbow Dash will never be delighted that a stallion is giving her attention

>>29641188
>You will never try and maintain a boner while your naked herdmates growl at the newest waifu from the sidelines as they establish pecking order

>>29641321
>Anon, Aria, Adagio, Sonata
That's four buddy...unless Sunset impressed the fish girls with her ballseness and drag her into it as well, so Anon has some horsegirl puss and fishgirl puss. At that point it would be a fivesome though.

>>29641186
>"W-Well a book shelf fell on me, and Anon said he was going to help, but instead he grabbed my hips and rutted me!"
>"In my vagina!"
"Twilight, I don't think it really matters wh-"
>"Maybe this is how humans mate in their society? No marriage, they just get the mare pregnant and then start the herd later!"

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Continuing for Anon of last thread.

>You follow the mares towards the tavern, desperately trying to pull your thin chest wrap down to cover more of your stomach.
>Unfortunately all you manage to achieve is fussing it loose and revealing your shoulders.
>You can hear Dash start to snicker behind you.
"Little early to be undressing Anon. You could at least wait until we find some monsters before you start to tease everypony".
>"She's right pardner. Ya gonna get us locked up fer indecen' behaviour". Applejack chuckles out after her.
>Their words made you realise just how naked you looked and felt right now, they also cause a light blush to graze your cheeks.
"Sh- shut up. I didn't ask for this outfit" you state quickly.
>Applejacks smile falters for a moment "Naw, ya didn't ask fer it sugarcube". But her mouth quickly curls to a grin." But yer wearin' it"
>You sigh and continue walking, trying to ignore the snickers from behind you and the more and more obvious stares you're getting from the mares of the town.
>Twilight pipes up from your side.
>"Girls, please. Anon isn't used to stallion clothes and just needs some time to let them adjust."
>"Indeed darlings, he looks very traditional and pulls it off immaculately. Does your fur toga come in anything from the current century Applejack, or is troglodyte the only color they had in stock?" Rarity smiles smugly.

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>"You'd best be watching yer words little miss magic creampuff".
>Dash decides to chime in. "Yeah Rarity I thought you were a witch, not a white knight".
Applejack and Dash share a laugh as even Pinkie tries not to snicker.
>"I'm a Sorcerer, you-"
>"Um... Girls, were here". Fluttershy interrupts as loud as she can. That being, a meek shout.
>In front of you stands a building roughly ten feet tall made entirely out of wood.
>The windows are fine colored glass arranged in diamond patterns, the wood is old and refined and carries an earthly.
>As Twilight opens the oaken door with her magic a light warms seeps out along with the smell of fresh bread and the sounds of laughter and chatting.
>Honestly its hard to imagine a more welcoming place to be.
>You take a quick moment to collect yourself and remember that you're in a whole other world, withing another world of talking horses. You can't help but feel indescribably small at that thought."
>The moment is promptly ruined as Applejack barges in shouting loudly.
>"Round for the whole bar, on our wizard".
>Twilight looks to you, sighs, motions for you to follow and walks through the door.
>Dash, Pinkie and Rarity follow after too. But not before Dash slaps your thinly veiled ass, causing you to flinch your crotch toward.
>You swear you hear her whisper " This is gonna be easy".
>You cover your behind with your hand and glare daggers at the back of Dash's head.
>However you feel you anger dissipate as you feel a hoof come to rest on your side. You turn to see >Fluttershy looking at you with a apologetic expression.
>"Sorry about Dash, Anon. She can be a little rough around stallions. She doesn't mean to, she's just never been around many..."
>You think you hear a faint "Just like me...".
If it makes you feel better, I think you look very d-dashing in that outfit... N-not that I think you're only worth is your looks or anything... I just-".
>Her sweet mumbling and her adorable voice cause you to smile.

>>29641374
some kind of namefagging, post reference, or numbering system of any kind would really help out the readers here, anon.

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I like this DnD thing. Do not stop.

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>>29641374
"It's fine Fluttershy, I know what you meant. And thank you".
>Fluttershy's worried frown slowly changes and shapes into a light smile at the same time as a small blush touches her cheeks.
>Her smile grows more bashful as she looks at your own until she finally breaks from her stupor looking embarrassed.
>She quickly turns her head and rushes into tavern and hastily makes a sentence?.
>"We'dbettergoinsideIthinkTwilightscallingus".
>These silly ponies never stop entertaining you.
>You bend down slightly and shuffle through the door.
>All around you there are tables filled with creatures of all different types.
>One table has a group of tough looking ponies. >Their armor impeccably polished and their weapons hanging securely at hoofs reach.
>Hooded figures sit and stand sparingly. Some you assume are rouges, vagabonds or maybe just lost souls come to drink their memories away.
>Brightly colored ponies sit beside gryphons and even a large dog creature. Some have long ears and some seem shorter yet carry large , impressively kept hair.
>The occupants of the room almost ll seem to be mares however. The few stallions ate waiters or tag along side some adventures clad in thin revealing armor or barely clothing robes.
>The room itself carries not only people but history. too. The walls are lined with trophies, maps, weapons from old hero's and plaques to lost friends.
>The rooms fills you with spirit. Is this what a real adventure would feel like? It feels... neat.
>It is now you realise your lower body wrapping is slipping and you catch it before you expose yourself.
>Your lower body feels light and unencumbered. >Wait... Did she not give you underwear!?
>You look up to see the whole room of rough and tough mares has gone silent. And all their eyes are pointed at you.
"Uh, hi".

Should I continue or kill myaelf.? And if so, using what implement?

>>29641343
>"That's some horseapples Twi."
"What? How could you not believe me AJ he did it to you too!"
>She laughs and shakes her head
>"Yeah an that means he has good taste. No way he would rut you."

>>29641389
True.
>>29641343
Is a continuation of
>>29633427

>>29641413
Have him kill someone then take their cloths, this is absurd.

>>29641413
Continue, complete the story, then kill yourself if you still want to.
I'll be damned if this green goes unfinished.

>>29641427
>"The only kinda flanks a good stallion would get behind are an Earth Pony's flanks, and mine are the best around."

>>29640124
>Ywn never be ravaged by an army of beautiful topless women

>>29641413
Continue, but this
>>29641458
there is no reason he'd just whine and put up with it, especially now he knows it might fall apart at any time. This 'Healer' class isn't quite 'Eyecandy' class and I don't think Anon would put up with that.

>>29641517
Seconded.
>>29641478
Sadness.

>>29641413
>That toothless Rainbow Dash

>>29640222
Damn, now i really want Sunny to join the pack. She is probably the only one who could do it.

>>29641517
the only reason he would deal with it is if there is some aura-based buff he provides the party with his exposure, which I think would be a funny mechanic to implement in an environment with very strong RGR elements.

some suggestions:
Stay Strong for Him--party members of the opposite sex take one less (or some trivial amount, but enough for powergamers to want it) damage with each attack as long as the buff remains.
I Have Some "Medicine" Right Here--healing abilities or spells on party members of the opposite sex are 10% more effective
Protect that Smile--party members of the opposite sex may re-roll any saving throw when their health points are at or below zero so long as the buff remains
Scented Goods--party members of the opposite sex within [distance] of the healer heal [trivial amount] whenever the healer exerts himself by casting a spell, using an ability, or moving twice in the same turn.

It could also act as fantasy armor, and prevent all the female anatgonists/villains/mobs from landing hits or being too rough on the eyecandy, lest they destroy or mar it somehow.

>>29641565
Do you think that Pinkie teleports out of Sunsets tits in the middle of the sleeping pile? I can just see her trying to wriggle her way in between the girls tits and Anon's chest and naps there.

>>29641592
Hopefully he IS allowed to attack things but
Dash kind of makes me think it might be more 'welp, he's never going to want to play with us ever again, so let's put the Stallion in sexy situations.' than an actually 'usable' playable character.

>>29641657
the moment they forced me to take a class instead of letting me pick one i would have called them out on it and left. fuck those idiots.

>>29641702
>>29641657
i don't think either of you fully appreciate the power over the group that the healer wields. they literally live or die by your decisions, and you can punish stupid behavior or quash stupid or reckless ideas with promises of withholding your heals.

>>29641413
continue, or kys with a horse dildo i don't really care
but
>>29641458
this

i see no reason any anon would put up with rgr fantasy armor, team buffs be dammed. i have had games where the druid support turned into the tank, the only reason to be stuck in the situation is a shitty GM railroading the story.

>>29641731
this anon speaks truth, healer is op and dash will shut up quick if she it the only one not getting heals.

>>29641734
>Healer controls Life magic
>Raising the Dead is a form of life magic
>Extrapolate outwards
>Anon becomes Holy Lich with insane stats.
It really is mostly limited by the GM saying 'you can't do that' rather than the game rules in most cases.

>>29641702
Damn right.
I'm a doctor in real life, just cause i'm one doesn't mean i want to be a support bitch.
I like to be the one with my beefy self and become a paladin or a knight, not a bitch-ass white mage.

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As long as it ends in the entire mane 6 gangbanging Anon, I'm happy

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>>29641770
I'd be fine with just Fluttershy, thanks.

>>29641761
really depends on the source of his healing powers. if it is from a divine being, and that divine being demands the raising of the armies of the dead to accomplish some quest, then so be it. anon could really have some fun in choosing a deity to follow--perhaps he could choose one in the morally grey area.
if its from nature itself, his heals could actually be painful in the sense of renewal that nature gives only to things that have died or suffered some kind of act of nature, or only heal after so much pain has been inflicted.

>>29641552
Clearly as a birdpone she has a kind of beak.

>>29641592
This sounds like it's aiming towards being the horse world version of FATAL.

>>29641413
It's worth living for. Unless you can become a lich. A lich writefag would be nice. No need to eat or sleep or take bathroom breaks. Just write.

But you know, Just earlier I was thinking I'd like an Anon that didn't quite fall into that target range that's typical of a lot of greens, you know, the cynical, salty and aggressive, possibly overpowered shit.
But now that I'm actually confronted with it, he does seem a bit too passive.

>>29641769
Also the fact that they pretty much went
"What do you want to be?"
"Well, comparing the Sorcerer and the Wizard I'm thinking of..."
"Haven't made up your mind yet?, the rest of us want to play, never mind that we've read through the book and decided on what we wanted previously, so you're the sex-I mean, the Healer now."
"Wait wha..."
"Game start."
That is slightly exaggerated, but how they acted wasn't a way to play with anyone, let alone a friend.
You don't give them less than a minute to make a character, even if you don't think their tiny brain could understand how the game works.
Kind of annoyed about that.

>>29641761
healer becomes a litch. I like it.

>GM saying 'you can't do that'
usually this means a shitty GM

>>29641813
No, that means you're a shitty player. The GM creates the world, and the players are meant to follow the story he sets out for them.

>>29641815
I have DMed for years and completely disagree. DND is a free market and it is my job as a DM to encourage and reward players for creativity and thinking outside the box.
If my players don't want to play a story where they find ancient tablets to stop a demon. I'll simply modify the story to fit their play style as long as its fun. If my players think my story sucks thell just go play with John down the street instead.
That's just my dming philosophy though. I admit there are some flaws there

>>29641815
>Anon is armcandy who gets into sexy mishaps because he's so ditzy
>Can't do anything that doesn't follow the story I set down
You tell me how resisting that sort of thing is being a shitty player.
Twilight's the GM I think.

>>29640669
Keep going, anon the punk rocker

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>>29641803
>they acted
It was just Dash and Jack harassing/messing with him.

And to be fair they needed a healer, Dash was a total cunt about it, but Anon would more or less be roped into it anyway.

>>29640098
>>29640108
You repeated here, senpai.

>Not all mares are lucky enough to get a stallion the traditional way.
>Stallions in herds don't date and the single ones are rarely interested for their own reasons.
>It's common for a stallion to not work as giving attention to all your herdmates is a full time job in it self, but when they do it's usually in their mares business.
>For that reason if a mare didn't get lucky in high school or colleague and doesn't have the right connections she struggles to find a stallion the old fashioned, romantic way.
>It just doesn't happen by itself some day.
>When a mare decides that she's been single long enough the most common way of looking for a herd is sending herd applications.
>Similar to job applications these includes a short summary of oneself, likes, dislikes, hobbies, strong and weak sides, skills and where they are in life at the moment.
>These can vary in professionalism and style.
>Some stick to the strong act, wanting to present themselves as a good addition to the family.
>Others try to stand out instead, try to be funny and open.
>Some just copy others.
>Some clearly don't care anymore.
>And some don't even know how to write a herd application.
>Mares will often take various courses to put in their applications as having a useful skill that no one else in the herd possess is a big plus.
>It's a good idea to send out as many applications as you can to increase your chances.
>Males of Equestria have their post boxes flooded with formal love letters.

>>29640143
>>For some reason, Anon was even here, a look of exasperation on his face as he marched over toward you, wearing armor almost as fancy as Adagio’s
What a fag, I'd be pumped as fuck to be leading the Roman Legion into battle.

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>>29641909
>colleague
I want to die.

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>>29641918
Fucking this

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ok new writefag here i was trying to make something for low self esteem ponies and figured you guys might like it, then again you might hate it.

is it rgre enough? i have no clue no blatent sexisem as much as sime slight coltish whimsy

first time posting green please forgive initial formatting errors. other than that criticism is welcome, think i should kill myself let me know.

>>29641918
Damn straight, those helmets are badass as shit.

>>29641925

>Be Rainbow Dash
>It's a pretty shit day to be rainbow dash though
>Blossomforth was just officially accepted into Thunderlane's herd
>of course everyone else on the weather team was talking nonstop about it
>mare, small town gossip gets old fast
>It's cool guys not like there was a storm moving in or anything, no I can handle this you all slack off and chitchat
>it's not like some of us hate being reminded of how we're still somehow single
>blame the crappy gender ratios i guess
>not that it's their fault somehow but damn colts were picky when it came to who got into their herd
>and of course you never made the cut
>dad had always told you that you were beautiful
>that was clearly a lie
>not with these mutated genes
>maybe HE got somepony despite the rainbow hair, but then again most colts could get most any mare they want
>you, heh you got no chance
>and almost no standards left to speak of for that matter
>between the rainbow mane, the faded coat, your coltish hips and voice you never had much going for you in the dating game
>eventually that turned into rumours of being a filly fooler
>witch turned into rumours of getting it on with Gilda
>more than one jerk got a bloody muzzle ofer that one
>one other thing that never failed to piss you off was the fact that your looks were probably the only thing keeping you out of show squad one with the wonderbolts
>Celestia dammit, you were clearly the fastest and not to mention one of the most skilled flyers they had seen in years
>fucking reserves, what a joke

>>29641929

>if they were going to deny the best damn flyer based on how good they look then mab-
>"hey dash you alright over there"
>shit it's Flitter
"ya flits i'm fine this way how's the south end looking"
>"we're almost done down our way, Thunder wanted to know the timetable for setting everything off"
"go ahead and start it, i'll only be a few seconds finishing up over here"
>"will do"
>and at that she takes off
>well shit what do you know they actually got some work done
>that or you got distracted by your own bitter thoughts again
>you really need to stop doing that
>whatever let's get this done and go the buck home

>>29640222
I honestly wasn't expecting another part for this dazzling thing, but it was nice.
You go on and write whatever you want man, probably got a lot of ideas on your plate. I'm sure a lot of people will want to read them.
Your stories are kind of what got me to start my writing in /dzg/ to be honest.

>>29641932

>be book horse
>it's a pretty exciting day to be book horse
>a good day with good news for your possible future herd mates
>Time turner agreed to a date with you this weekend
>it seems like Derpy had screwed something up again and he was finally done with her
>it is at this moment that fluttershy and rarity arrived
"hi girls glad you could make it over"
>"its no trouble at all darling, you seemed rather excited about whatever it might be you wanted us over for" came Rarity's reply
>followed closely by a soft "hello twilight, are the others here yet?" from Fluttershy
"ya its some fairly good news i wanted to share with you girls, but no Fluttershy were going to have to wait a second for the others to get here. Can i get either of you anything in the meanwhile?"
>with a quick polite response in the negative you three went to sit down in the lounging area to chat and wait for the others
>after a short time Rarity piped up
>"oh i do hope the others won't be too long it would be unfortunate to be caught in the rain we are supposed to have this evening"
>to which Fluttershy's reply was "yes rainbow told me earlier how it was supposed to be quite a heavy rain this time"
"well if the storm does hit you girls are always welcome to stay over"
>and before anyone else had a chance to respond Applejack entered the room
>"hey all how ya doin"
fluttershy was quick to reply that she was fine
>as well rarity chimed in "wonderful darling and how about yourself, not to busy with preparations for this storm are you"
>"nah" applejack said "finished up earlier figured id freshen up fore coming over"
>"what about you twi what's new with you? ya seemed a might excitable talkin to ya earlier"
"oh not much just waiting on Pinkie now so i can tell you all some exciting news that happened earlier today"
>and of course speak of discord
>"why are you waiting on me twilight im already right here"
>and sure enough she was right there beside you

>>29641936

>Celestia knows how long she might have been there
>no now is not the time for this
>calm down twi. in, and out. in, and out.
>ok your good
"well hello Pinkie, i must have missed your entrance"
"well then seems like everypony is here, get comfy because this is kind of big"
>after the girls have settled in you can start, oh where to start
"ok so you girls remember the plan he made about keeping the elements together in one herd right"
>"yes it seems none of us have been making much headway in that department i'm afraid" said Rarity
>"ye seems like not a hole lot of single stallions in town and not a whole lot wanting to move here either" came from applejack
>to which Pinkie pie of course had to pipe in "yupers it almost seems worse since twi over here got all princesy, maybe they're timid"
>but no
"that just the thing girls, i may have found somepony."
>at this news they all seem to perk up much more eager to listen now it seems
"earlier today I was talking with Time turner and it seems Derpy messed something else up, whats more is that he seemed to be flirting alot"
>of course the initial reaction from the group was one of confusion but quickly turned into excitement as you continued
"we actually set up a date later this weekend, I was thinking have him over for a meal and broach the subject of us all herding then"
>pinkie, nearly bursting with excitement at this point exclaimed "yes, this is so amazing twilight you got a date and then we can all join and we'll be one bigherdandIneedtomakesomedecorationsandfoodand.." after which point things became to hard to follow

>>29641938

>"while yes darling i think we all agree with pinkie over there that this is just as exiting as you made it all seem earlier, you must understand i have my concerns"
"concerns about what rarity? i figured he was a nice enough stallion, somewhat smart fairly attractive, good with his hooves"
>"no no it's not that at all dear. I meant that I had concerns about your date and what exactly you had planned, you cant simply have him over here and tell him you want to herd heavens no, you have to woo a stallion twilight both grand and subtle gestures of romance. I have some ideas for a date for the two of you already but we can discuss them after, but try and ease who you want into the herd in after the fact, not first thing."
>realising she is right and that stallions were always such a complicated thing you start running different possible alternative dates through your mind.
>she said she had ideas for the date, lets hope there better than yours
>at this point Applejack pipes up "i dont know alot about that kind o stuff but you managed to get this far twi, good on ya. Turner seems like he got a good head on his shoulders, would probably make a fine father, nicely done"
"well thanks Applejack, i just hope this works out well"
>you really want this to work out well
"what about you fluttershy, you have been rather quiet about it all what are your thoughts about him?"
>everyone quiets down and waits for her reply

>>29641945

>"well he seems like a rather nice stallion and it would be really nice to finally have us all together under one herd, but, I said it last time we all talked about this and its still true, I don't think we should leave dash out of this.
"we know fluttershy and we will try and include her, just not right away, we are having enough of a time trying to find a stallion anyway and dash, is, well, wouldn't exactly help our chances"
>"you never saw how things were for her growing up like that, you know how much she is going to see this like us abandoning her"
>fluttershy almost seems to be getting angry at this point
"I know fluttershy but try and follow me here its better for everyone involved right now, it makes our chances of getting into a herd better, and it makes her chances of eventually getting into a herd way better"
>sighing to herself fluttershy relents her point given that you were right as always
>Aj chimes in here "ya dash has a tendency to be, off putting to say the least about it. that girl just gotta learn sometime"
>"not to mention her sense of style. I mean seriously the mane is mad enough but she never seems to comb it, her coat is always faded, her fetlocks are always a mess, i could go on but lest just hope once we get her with a stallion she learns to clean up her act"
>"she has always been such a grouchy pants about romance anyway, are we even sure shes into stallions?" pinkie added
>none of you even begin to notice Fluttershy's frown as you keep talking
>eventually it is decided that rarity will stay over for the night and help you figure out your date this saturday
>absentmindedly you notice as the others are leaving that the rain seems behind schedule

>>29641949
and that's all for now, if its worth continuing, next time will see everything go to hell in a handbasket.

well rgre enough? shit engrish? feedback please.

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>>29640222
Should have linked this at the beginning of the 'battle'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plgg9sSLRvQ

But 10/10 otherwise, would read more.

>>29641957
CAPITALIZATION

PUNCTUATION

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>>29641909
>just doesn't happen
>herd applications
>go to classes to improve job--i mean, herd application
a dismal world, with a dismal future.

>>29641957
I'd re-read each update before you post for capitalization and punctuation if I were you. It doesn't matter how good the story might be if I'm tripping up on missed commas and weird or absent capitalization.

>>29640222
More lero and anon please?

>>29642133
I agree with you but I think
>>29640222
may want a break from people asking about
>When is ___ chapter __ coming?
Lero and Anon is a good story, Powerlifting is indeed an impressive writer.

>>29641603
>The Mighty Poof's reaction when she finds The Party Pink snuggling *her* stallion

>>29642133
>trips
That THE reason why I still here.

>>29642133
>>29642142
As long as he continues to put out stuff, I will be more than happy.

While it's a bit aggravating to have to wait for you favorite story to continue, I think it's a good thing that he has a few different things he could continue on at any given time. Dazzling pack, Bugbutt, the Lero thing, and I'm sure others that he's 'finished' so to speak could continue from where they left off if he had a good enough idea for them. Like Twi and Sunny, now with Anon in Equestria edition

Less likely to burn out that way, less likely to push out slop because you feel the need to continue <Story X> despite having no good inspiration for a chapter yet, because you can just switch over to one of your other stories that maybe you've had a few ideas incubating in your brain for a while, etc.

>>29641957
Im a grammer pleb so it matters little to me but the overall content was good and rgre enough imo good job would read more

>>29642233
>>29641957
i kept having to re-read lines to figure out what was going on, or what people were saying.

>>29641770
Oddly, I can't seem to find many stories with Anon fucking all the M6 at once

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>>29641957
I like it hope to see more

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>>29640137
>wrong pic

>>29642311
Well now I want it.

Along with Mane 6 herd shenanigans.

I like >>29641938 idea of them having agreed they wanted to stay together ahead of time.

>>29642015
Fuck your right Im a moron
>>29642051
>missed commas
Can someone tell me where those are, I need to figure this shit out
>>29642233
Ya grammar makes a hell of a difference i just need practice
>>29642291
Witch lines in particular don't make sense, its hard for me to find that kind of error when I already know what's happening

>>29642311
> Be Anon, in the middle of a pony orgy
> Oh wait, it's just you and your Herd of Harmony
> You were so naive when you first arrived here in smallhorseland
> When six mares volunteered to be your harem, you figured this was the opportunity of a lifetime
> Don't get you wrong, you love them all dearly
> It's just, things get complicated when nighttime rolls around
> You're just one man
> Admittedly larger than your wives, but still
> Right now, Pinkie Pie is humping your leg while also tenderly licking your prostrate, somehow
> Rarity, that sentimental mare, is kissing your cheek and whispering endearments into your ear as you knead her ass with one hand
> Applejack has the place of prominence tonight, and is riding your dick like a champ
> One guess as to the position
> Rainbow Dash volunteered to grind on your chest and make out with Applejack
> Honestly, you would think she is only in the herd for hot lesbian action, but she enjoys her turn getting the dicking just as much as any of them
> Twilight is trying to take notes, while you finger her
> You try to make her mess up, by poking at her back door, or flicking her clit
> She originally wanted to send xenobiological compatibility reports to old Sunbutt, but you insisted that she can only send the rough draft
> Sunbutt, the old pervert, sent a letter of appreciation for the compromise
> And Fluttershy is...
> Hold up, where is Fluttershy?
"Fluttershy, honey, why don't you join in?"
> "Oh, well, I don't want to get in anypony's way."
> You sigh
> Poor Fluttershy has a hard time getting attention in this herd
> You turn your head slightly and kiss Rarity on the lips
"Thank you dear, but this place is about to be taken."
> She smiles
> "But of course! We mustn't leave a dear herd-sister out!"
> You turn to look at yellowquiet
"Now, hop up onto my face so I can eat you out properly."
> She licks her lips nervously
> "Really? Rarity, you can keep kissing him, I don't mind."

>>29642728
> Rarity gives her a hungry look
> "Darling, right now I want to kiss you long and hard while he makes you squirm. Do be a dear, and ride his face."
> "O-okay."
> It practically comes out as a squeak
> Fluttershy hops up onto the bed as Rarity shifts and straddles your hand
> As bananahush settles gently onto your face, you smile
> Thank Celestia for aggressively bi mares

>>29642728
>prostrate
wrong.

>>29642833
> Prostate
Welp. I blame it on not reading male anal erotica.

>>29642733
>>29642728

>Fluttershy prefers to watch because she has a voyeurism fetish
>She still enjoys getting in on the action herself, but watching her husbando and her five best friends go at it is what REALLY gets her off

>>29641592
>Those abilities
I want to see this now.

>>29641731
Healer-class player here. You're worth your weight in gold.

>>29640613
Hopefully never.

>>29641731
You sound like someone who'd be no fun to play with.
You passive aggressive turd

>>29641957
Dude, at least capitalize people's names. For god's sake, that's barely considered to be basic effort.

>>29642431
>Witch lines in particular don't make sense, its hard for me to find that kind of error when I already know what's happening
I'm going to ask this as politely as possible, Anon: Hello, my good sir, is English perhaps not your native tongue?

>>29641731
>you can punish stupid behavior or quash stupid or reckless ideas with promises of withholding your heals.
Jesus Anon, why are you such a fucking cunt?

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>>29639966
Cross-posting.

Idea Prompt:
>Anon wants to teleport.
>Twilight decides to help him.
>She takes him to Celestia and they do various tests to make sure it's safe for him.
>She teleports with Anon.
>Once they're across the room, Twilight smiles and eagerly looks to see Anon's reaction.
>And that's when she registers the screaming.
>Ponies forget what they see, what they do between when they teleport and when they appear somewhere else.
>Anon doesn't.

>>29643117
>something something RGRE

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>>29641478

>>29643117
reminds me of a old sci fi thing about needing to tranquilize yourself during warp travel

a family decides travel like 100 lightyears away

the youngest child holds his breath so he doesnt fall asleep

turns out those 100 L/Y was in REALTIME

>>29643134
Sorry, let me fix it.

Idea Prompt:
>Anon wants to teleport.
>Twilight decides to help him, because she wants to fuck him.
>She takes him to Celestia and they do various tests to make sure it's safe for him, mostly fucking him.
>She teleports with Anon after fucking him..
>Once they're across the room, Twilight smiles and eagerly looks to see Anon's reaction so she can fuck him.
>And that's when she registers the screaming, and that's only okay when she's fucking him.
>Ponies forget what they see, what they do between when they teleport and when they appear somewhere else, especially the fucking.
>Anon doesn't, he got raped by something that lives in the between.
>And then Celestia smacked his ass and ordered him to make her a sandwich.

Better?

>>29643143
No Anon, that's wrong. You didn't make your original post hamfisted enough. Afterall, why would a prompt posted in the RGRE thread have reversed gender roles, and how would we know unless we get beaten over the head with it?

>>29643143
No.


>Anon winds up in a different spot in each of the alternate timelines
>Crystal War: he ends up a pin-up model because nopony will let him fight on the front lines
>Gets put on trading cards included in MREs, along with a bunch of other stallions
>Nightmare Moon's Victory: Nightmare Moon makes him learn to love her
>Twilight nearly goes nuclear when he sees him laying on her throne like a babe in Conan
>Changeling Victory: Teaches the ponies to go Far Cry on Chrysalis' ass
>only has loincloth for clothes
>Tribe shares him between themselves
>Twilight stays a little too long when they invite her to spend some time with him

>>29643063
No actually it is my second language, thought i was doing fairly well all things considered.

Might the confusion be from who is speaking? i was trying to avoid using initials for different characters dialogue as it seemed the lazy way out, but if it would be better to understand i will.

>>29643051
Funny thing about that, when you rely on spellcheck for the most basic shit all your life you turn out a horrible writer. Also spell check doesn't recognise most pony names much less knows that they are in fact names.

Regardless I took another look over everything now that I'm not as tired. there are still most likely errors somewhere but I can't find them, let me know if you see something.
http://pastebin.com/gweYytr3

>>29643236
Well, the concept is good, and you write English good enough that I can understand what you're saying. I recommend that you start focusing on capitalization.

>>29642728
>>29642733
Is there something harder than diamond ? 'cause I am.

>>29641957
Feel like i read this before.
In a diffrent threas.

>>29641957
>then anon arrives
>specifically "I want to cum in rainbow dash" anon
>he's also monogamous
>he also gets her pregnant

>ugly lonely dash is now ultrasmug dash

Rainbow Trash confirmed

>>29643730
yes i addressed this
here>>29641925
>I was trying to make something for low self esteem ponies and figured you guys might like it

otherwise its just the setup to the actual story maybe its close to something else I never read

>>29643752
well there will be plenty of shitting on top cunt before then if you want to stick around.

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What would be the most popular porn genre in RGRE? Flank worship?

>>29643049
>>29643070
>stfu and stay in the back and heal me
>let the real leaders handle this
>cast what i want when i want on who i want
why is the healer a player character anyway? just automate it and let anon play a different class

>>29643117
This reminds me of Teleglitch: Die More Edition.
Screaming included.

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>fags implying they wouldn't rock this all night long
lmao

>>29643848
Cock worship/anal

>>29643854
Imagine if every charachter had to manadge the healing. Would be a logistical nightmare.
Also if you have a class that can heal heavy hits or shield people allows bosses to be able to have would be one shit mechanics and actually be dangerous.

Without healers mmos become arpgs.

>>29642311
I feel like people almost actively avoid that now because it was so common in any story with herds back in the first few years.

>>29643139
Amazing, I read the exact same thing.

>>29643212
I'd read it.

>>29643284
Fullerene nanorods.
But, uh, nanorod might not be the term one would want applied to their junk.

Lonsdaleite (a particular kind of diamond, actually) or Wurtzite are up there too.

>>29643139
That one was awesome.

"It's longer than you think, dad!"

>>29641925
I love this artist so much
Catpones just warm my little heart

>>29643848
> RGRE porn
> Mares always complain that the camera focuses too much on the mare's face or on her parts rather than the colt's face & bits
> Typical scenarios involve lonely colt DILF in a variety of contrived situations, e.g. ordering pizza late Friday night from pizzeria delivery-mare, emergency visit from plumber mate while horsewife is at work, teenage pool-mare cleaning pool every day while horsewife is in manehattan for work for the week
> Tech is crap so most porn is VHS & Betamax tapes, sold & rented from scuzzy stores
> scrambled TV porn channel with indecipherable screen but occasionally audible erotic whinnying, still eagerly watched by desperate horny fillies.
> Some actresses famous for having enormous "boxes", able to take any colt's cock and then some

>>29644496
Anon comes and shakes up the porn business by raising the quality to an unknown high.

Autogun!

>>29644138
>>>29643139
>Amazing, I read the exact same thing.
What's the name of the book? I'm interested now.

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>>29644496
>desperate horny fillies
>Fillies getting caught watching porn have to endure The Talk

>>29644614
please tell me that gif is from a youtube ideo

>>29644648
nope. its from the actual show.

>>29641413
Don't you dare killing yourself, gimme dat sweet green you double nigger

>>29644680
no seriously what video is that from? i cant find it

>>29644746
It's not a video, it's a short aimation done by an artist on deviantart. I wish it had voice thogugh

>>29644761
Fucking wow. I really butchered that sentence.

>>29644761
thats a real shame

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>>29644718
Ayy, that's my nick-name. I'll update in an hour.

>>29642369
Anon is a manlet in that pic though.

Tfw 5'7 and every girl is 5'8 around here.

>>29641949
healer Anon official song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgBKS4JCsec

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>Blueblood isn't such a bad guy once you get to know him
>He's just sick of entitled rich mares trying to seduce him for his money
>Him and Anon hit it off from the first time they met
>They get together every friday to play horsevidya

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>>29643966
>top cunt

>>29645286
Who would be the best bros in RGRE?
I feel Blueblood, Quibble and Zephyr would be some of if not the only stallions who would not want to go by normal gender roles, by RGRE standards

>>29645329
Quibble's a bit of an SJW, who's really upset that Daring Do and Rainbow Dash won't act out his slashfiction about them.

>>29643139
It wasn't that old - it was a story by Stephen King.
"The Jaunt."
In the collection "Skeleton Crew."

>>29645715
Skeleton Crew?
Ladyfingers it tastes like ladyfingers

>>29645294
Hi, lap

Whycome no green where mares take advantage of the fact that their faces (and thus their mouths) come up to the height of Anon's crotch? If LaP's Dazzling story has high school student girls being so daring as to borderline-molest the boys, then surely their pony-selves would be much bolder in their adult age and go straight to using their prehensile tongues to fish out Anon's cock and blowing him where he stands.

>>29645329
Sounds like a neat story idea.

>>29645875
It's in an in between zone. On one hand, it's an arousing thing for sexually aggressive mares to do. On the other hand, public molestation gets in the way of actual narratives lasting more than two posts. If it were to be in a somewhat lengthy green, it would either be a problem Anon has to deal with, or the green would be shameless clop. Not that there is anything wrong with the latter, it's just rare to have noticably long shameless clop.

>>29644599
>"The Jaunt."

There's a short video based off that.
https://vimeo.com/62844399

(Props for your dubs matching the dubs of the link!)

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>>29645294
nice memeing senpai

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>>29646339
Let's get some pictures of Best Pone in here.

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>>29646439
>You will never embarrass Dash by telling her friends that she enjoys cuddling
>Rainbow Dash will never try to save face and compensate by telling (mostly untrue) stories about her feats of mareliness, like the time she allegedly punched an ursa major in the face

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>>29646454
>not quietly napping under a shady tree in the park with her splayed across your lap while you massage the muscles between her wings

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>>29646492
>Not cradling her away from the judgmental eyes of other mares as you run your hand through her chest tuft, whispering sweet nothings into her ear about how thick and warm it is on your fingers

>>29644138
>Amazing, I read the exact same thing.

i forgot where i even read that

i think it was during the time i was lurking through the HFY threads

>>29644100
It was a D&D prompt, not an MMO prompt. Full healer classes suck shit in D&D. Clerics are better off doing other shit with healing being a minor part of their role.

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>>29646516
>>29646492
>>29646454
>>29646439
>>29646339

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>>29646627
>he thinks namefagging gives him power over me
Not today, LaP.

>>29646627
I mean she isn't my fav but I'm not sure I could relagate any of them to trash

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>>29646627
I respectfully think that you are wrong and should feel bad. Have some more best pone.

>>29646642
Looks like Dash has the skin hunger.

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>>29646674
She's got it bad.

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What are the RGR laws and regulations regarding Estrus?

>>29646697
Mares are not allowed near schoolhouses until the end of estrus.

My only problem with Rainbow Dash is that her fans try to promote her at every opportunity recently. Seriously, the "smug momma dash" has been posted so many times, it's become annoying. Ironically, it is now the spiritual successor to iwtcird, at least for this general. I would like to see more variety in Rd prompts, other than "She's arrogant and slaps Anon's butt, he embarrasses her publicly, she snuggles in his hoodie while they eat pizza because they are bros"

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>>29646713
That's because 'smug momma dash' is fucking adorable you plebeian.

>>29646713
Twilight spamming isn't any better

>>29646739
>>29646713
I would much prefer smug mama Derpy myself, or even smug mama Fluttershy

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>>29646773
>smug mama Fluttershy
I will allow this.

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>>29646773
>>Smug mama Derpy.
>Seen as a klutz by all the other ponies.
>Stallions laugh at her when she tries to make moves on them.
>Mares tease her that she'll never find a stallion.
>Anon comes along and sweeps her of her hooves.
>Devotes all of his love to her and her only.
>They have wild, passionate sex every night.
All of my yes.

>>29646799
Alright but taking that ducttape off your ass is still gonna hurt

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>>29646799
uh excuse you she aint a smug mama until i MAKE her a smug mama

>>29646697
>>29646711
Mares are not allowed near the designated safe houses for stallions who do not wish to participate in estrus. These safe houses are buildings that are grouped together and surrounded by streets on all four sides. Less cultured mares refer to these as "cock blocks".

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>>29646814
Sorry m8, she's already claimed.

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>>29646866
Had a giggle mate
also checked

>>29646866
kek

>>29646711
Likewise fillies that come into season during the school year will temporarily be segregated from colts until the heat passes.

>>29646948
Sometimes the fillies and colts aren't separated in time though.

>>29639966
>that picture

HAHAHAHAH LOL REALLY??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>29646790
>smug mama
>smegma

Anon, I...

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>>29646866
>Anon has no idea about this
>Wanders outside like normal
>Mares assume he's fair game
>Actual rape happens

>>29647016
Yeeeeah, I never really liked the whole "estrus turns mares into rape demons" thing.

>>29647016
>Legit rape that is horrifying and mentally scarring
>Anon needs a hug

>>29647007
CEASE!

>>29647062
>>29647071
having a mare's unwashed vag on your face is more terrifying

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>Estrus just makes mares wink and feel a stronger but resistible (at least until they're aroused and stimulated) attraction towards sex
>Some mares who can't control themselves just drip mare juices everywhere
>For some other mares, like Twilight, it means weeks of endless masturbation

>>29647062
It's just mares hyping up how bad it gets to scare Anon into staying indoors. In reality they get urges and think about sex a lot more, but they're still in control of their facilities. The "stay inside or you'll get raped" story they tell to Anon is just them being overprotective.

>>29647062
I much prefer "estrus turns makes mares extremely horny" instead. It's still some great fetish material but it's not over the top like that

>>29647122
It's borderline bimbofication and I really don't like that.

>>29647118
>>For some other mares, like Twilight, it means weeks of endless masturbation
Not if I have something to say about it

>Ponies of Ponyville learned over the course of the next couple of weeks that the crystals that make up Twilight's castle have great acoustics
>Also that Anon is apparently pretty good with his tongue

>>29647129
Okay.

>>29647129
Now that you put it like that I understand where you're coming from. I see it less of 'mind control' and bullshit like that and more of a breeding fetish thing but not really still. Kind of like a 'I really want you to cum inside' thing? I dunno. It gets me hard and that's it means to me.

>>29647110
What are you gay?

wash it for them

>>29647156
I always saw it as being massively horny. Nobody is rapin' nobody That is a miracle. but they've got a powerful "get something long and hard inside of me right now" urge.

>>29647110
>lol ew girls

>>29641957
Capitalization, and punctuation have been mentioned.
You need to break your sentences up or shorten them, they're too long.
That, and the conversations are inorganic because horrendous punctuation.

>>29643139
Light years is not a time unit, Anon.

>>29647284
its practicaly both

>>29645715
>>29646279
Thanks. That was driving me crazy.

>>29645329
Big Mac, I imagine. Letrotski and Walter probably (Walter might be hard to deal with; and I assume he's dating Twist's mother now).
Button Mash, if you accept colts.

I dig the look of the bungee jump spotter pegasus in S06E04 On Your Marks (fan name: Geronimo; Jim says he might be Treehugger's brother).

>>29647062
What I tend to like is that mares that are rape-y anyways will say anything about estrus to eschew responsibility for, you know, all the rapes.

Most mares hear the news reports on the court cases and think, "Huh, it's never that bad for me, but maybe it is for some mares? That stallion shouldn't have been wandering around in season."
Others think: "Oh, yes, that's why I have these feels."
Others think: "Horseapples. If a mare can't control herself because she's in heat and decides a stallion wearing socks is asking for it, she needs to go live with the ziggers like her."

>>29646711
>Cherilee cannot teach during Estrus
>Anon gets roped into being the substitute teacher that week

>>29647195
Mares drop the innuendo hard during estrus and are generally perverts.

Stallion drops a handkerchief?
>Gone the next second.

Stallion walks by?
>You can hear the inhaling from a block away.

Mares use the toilet more often during estrus.
>Not exactly a secret what they do in there.

Mares become more romantically aggressive.
>Roses everywhere, love letters and the sort fill postboxes, books about courting are all borrowed from the library.

>>29647326
>Anon is only allowed to teach the colts because Ponies are aware leaving a stallion in a room with fillies experiencing their first estrus is asking for a lawsuit.

>>29647339
I like to imagine anon jacking off in public during estrus, driving all the mares crazy.

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>>29647334
>Mares become more romantically aggressive.
>>Roses everywhere, love letters and the sort fill postboxes, books about courting are all borrowed from the library.
thats super cute

>>29646790
do want

>>29646790
Accicental smug Fluttershy.

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>>29645294
Worst pone is still better than best human.
Would hug and love.

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>>29647388
>followed by apologizing for being so inconsiderate
>makes it even worse by asking if she'd like to babysit her foals for a day to know what it feels like

>>29647347
>"He's mine!
>"Fuck off skank!"
>Things are starting to get violent now, what with all of the mares in Ponyville wanting your Superior Human Penis™
>Maybe you shouldn't of started jacking off in the middle of the street
>You don't know why you're even doing it, you just felt the need to
>Now you're paying the price
>"I'll fucking kill you!"
>There goes another one
>It's like a battlefield out here, ponies are all killing each other
>This battle's been going on for a while, some of the bodies have started to smell
>All you can do is just stand there in the middle of it, jacking off
>Waiting for someone to help

>>29647339
>Anon decides to use his time with the colts to goof off instead and teach them how to do MANLY things

>>29640217
When carried in this manner, ponies have then inexplicable ability to control Anon's body, like he's a mech and they're the pilot.

>>29641770
with their marecocks.

>>29647552
That's gay

>>29647552
there's a thread specifically for that very thing in /trash/
too bad it doesn't have any writefags

>>29646627
I thought lap had a trip code... Guess not.

>>29647417
Accidental savage Butterhush is best kind.