RGRE: Reversed Gender Roles Equestria

first for anon getting an unwilling ice-cold refreshing Coca-Cola enema

Nightmare Moon being tended to in every which way by her personal royal guard
>pony rubbing hooves
>pony keeping watch
>pony putting on some show (dancing, stripping?)
>pony massaging her unhelmeted head


Liberties were taken because I forgot it said they were all royal guards.

>>29657318
>ice-cold
I can tell you've never had an enema before.
>Coca-Cola
Now that could be interesting

>>29657306
>Nobody fucked up making the thread this time
Thank you based Anon

>>29657306
I actually really like NMM's colour scheme. The purple-and-white cutie mark looks really good on her black fur. 10/10 would rule alongside of and love tenderly.

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>>29657306
How would NMM handle a possessive stallion?

Recommended Stories for newfags?

>>29657524
Daring Douche
http://pastebin.com/u/brandnewwritefag

If someone writes a story about Anon appearing in Nightmare dimension I'll make an RGRE comic on it.

>>29657541
Actually....I could probably write myself.

>>29657523
Amusement at first mixed in with arrogant pride that she's managed to reel in someone so utterly devoted to her. After that, annoyance when the stallion sticks by her side and refuses to leave the room when she's meeting with another male in a diplomatic meeting (read: begging for mercy). Next, confusion because she knows objectively that she isn't a very easy pony to get along with (and her spymaster has already done research and has found no ulterior motives for the male to stick around). Finally, affection and feelings of possessiveness that rival her mate's.

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>>29657572
That sounds pretty cute.

>>29657541
>>29657560
>>29657572
Do it. We need RGRE timeline.

>>29657038
You're looking at it through the lenses of patriarchal society rather than matriarchal. Single teen mothers wouldn't be seen as losers as they are often seen in our world. We can't hardly imagine how fertility or early pregnancy would be treated in such a world, how femininity or identity of women would develop in such a world since we didn't have such a society on such a scale here.

To consider how different the culture could approach those things in such a world let me borrow this stupid quote: "if men could get pregnant abortion would become their communion" - not necessarily true but the mares, as the leading gender, would probably have different values related to purely marely things like pregnancies. Perhaps teen pregnancies would be the norm and taking care of your kid, married or not, would be sort of a rite of passage into adulthood. Female-on-male rape would perhaps not be a serious crime as to the mares the stallion had a small romp, got off and can go on his way - there are no angry fathers and brothers with pitchforks hunting down the prick who gave their daughter or sister a baby belly against her will, the filly is the one that gets pregnant to it could be even seen as sort of "planned single parenthood". It could be really fucked up by our standards.

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Can someone write about anon anon getting teleported to eqg and hes a loner. Girls want him to be happy so they try to set him up in dates with other guys, because they assume he's gay because of the way he acts.
Pic>anon, when he just wants a quiet school life

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We Nightmare Moon now.

>>29657306
NMM initially refused to raise the sun but changed her mind after her husband kept nagging her that he needed more sunlight for his vegetable garden

>>29657685
Best timeline. Even better than the timeline where the CIA have a meme warfare unit

>>29657709
I dunno Anon, that's a pretty great timeline.

>>29657524
And the writefags wait tentatively.
I'd recommend ApA. Check the google Doc.

>>29657716
>Internet fight
It's funny.

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Still waiting Lero and Anon.

>>29657771
I wonder if Honeydew will slowly start to rethink her attitude on humans if (after she learns that Anon is a prince and husband to none other than Princess Celestia) Anon shows mercy and decides not to have her punished for attempted murder. Because that's what it was. She didn't know Anon could survive that.

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>You lay on your silken pillows in the ornate throne room you now call your own.
>Now the only banners that decorate the room are of your moon.
>Your guards surround you, devoted to the protection of their queen.
>You feel the soft hands of your lover leave you and turn to address this outrage.
>Anon lies against your barrel, taking the position of little spoon.
>His hands are NOT currently tending to your royal belly, but why?
>You notice his face is turned towards the entryway to the throne room and follow his gaze.
>Oh.
>It seems your guest of honor has arrived.
>Before you stands Celestia. Her wings tied to her back and her horn adorned with a magic nullifier.
>Despite her current predicament her face is still one of stark defiance.
>The servants currently fanning you, seeing their former ruler captured and incapacitated so easily.
>A stern glare sends them back to their jobs with a doubled fervour.
"Oh, how delightful to see you sister."
>Your voice is haughty and cocky.
>Her face only seems to get more furious.
>Anonymous snuggles back into position and continues to stoke your regal tummy.
>"How dare you NMM."
>"First you take over my sister, then my kingdom. And as if that wasn't enough. "
>Celestia's face falls into a forlorn frown.
>"You steal my love."
>You laugh proudly as Anon snuggles you close.
"Guards, servants, Leave us."
> quick growl sends them fumbling through the door.
>You pull yourself up slowly and stroll over to Celestia. Brushing by her side.
"Oh my dear, sweet sister."
"It was YOU who stole my sovereignty from ME when you took our subjects love of my night for your day."
>Anon smiles and makes his way around Celestias other wither.
"I have always wanted to rule with you, not under you."
>Celestia squeaks as Anon reaches her flank and gives her a light spank.
"So what do you say sister."
>Anon gets down and breaths his hot breath onto your sisters nethers.
>Her face is bright red as she bites her lip.
"Want to share?"

>>29657841
This started out as feels, and then it got better.

>>29657841
>Laying in between Celestia and Nightmare Moon as they peacefully sleep in their comfortable bed
>Being the little spoon to Celestia and the big spoon for Nightmare Moon, who swears to eviscerate you if you ever tell anypony how much she likes it when you hug her from behind

>>29657792
This is true. From what she knew of humans, she fully intended to kill him. Lero certainly would have been paste.

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>>29657926
Wouldn't being the little spoon be the marliest position since it is the most like being mounted?

>>29658430
I don't...huh. Didn't think of that.

>>29658408
Man, I don't know what I want Anon to do. On the one hand, attempted murder deserves to be treated seriously because it's a serious crime. On the other hand, these are waist-high tiny baby horses and I want to pet them.

>>29658430
It's also the position that puts the mare in between danger and her colt's soft underbelly.

>>29658448
She personally deserves a hardcore cuddling at least.

>>29658461
Anon'll turn her a sobbing pile of childhood trauma issues in no time, if she lets him hold her for long enough. These bee-pones are cute.

>>29658461
>>29658476
Lero could have cuddled Honeydew and made her happy again if he weren't such a puss puss.

>>29658476
>>29658461
>>29658448

>not putting the attempted murderer in prison for life where she belongs

Pones are cute, yes, but attempted murder especially that of a foreign prince deserves punishment.

>>29657572
And then, intense arousal when he starts torturing the prisoner. Ponies handle waterboarding about as well as you'd expect..

>>29658491
I agree. I still want to pet her, though. I'm like a parent who doesn't like to punish his children even when he knows that it's for their own good.

>>29658495
>Anon cannot torture Pinkie Pie because she either drinks all the water or wears goggles, a snorkel, oversized swimming trunks, and flippers; none of which come off no matter what Anon or NMM try

>>29657771
Wait I know that artstyle....what does that belong to?

>>29658498

Look at it from this angle.

If she had actually succeeded in killing Anon, his and Celestia's kids would grow up without a father. Not only that but the murder of a prince is a terrible way to kick off interdimensional contact.

Wars have been started over less in real life, even though Anon's Celestia would understand that it's not her counterpart's fault nor should an entire alternate version of Equestria suffer for the actions of one racist.

But you know damn well Anon's Celestia would want to handle Honeydew's punishment personally. Plus it's likely that the ponies from Anon's Equestria will have shitty impression of ponies from Lero's Equestria after learning that one of them murdered a prince.

>>29658510
thats what cattleprodding her clitoris is for

>>29658535
Pinkie wriggles her eyebrows and tells Anon that she didn't know that he was into kinky stuff like that. Anon is too physically uncomfortable to torture Pinkie Pie and leaves the dungeons feeling dirty and a little bit violated.

>>29658534
No man, I know, and you're right. I don't even have a counterargument, I just want to pet ponies. A black and yellow pony that works with bees is adorable and I want one in my house with me right now.

>>29658538
>Pinkie's into clit torture
That's kinda hot.

>>29658543

Well the Honeydew from Anon's Equestria is said to be pretty nice?

Just ignore the one from Lero's Equestria.

>>29658532
Anyone? Please....

>>29658430
If anon were the small spoon he wouldn't be in a position to kiss and lick and nibble at NMM neck and wings

>>29658568
Is that the guy who draws Dash with bean-eyebrows?

>>29658532
>>29658568
>>29658621
http://vanripper.deviantart.com/art/newVegas-ssmk2-01-500964511

An old favorite.

>>29658663
Oh my god, that's just the best.

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>>29658663
kek

>>29658663
That is fucking amazing.

>>29658621
there's like a hundred different artists who do that. it was strange, at first, but it definitely grew on me.

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>Your eyes flicker open gently, wind blowing across your clammy skin.
>The grass feels sharp and prickly on your exposed arms, the air subtly smelling of a freshly mowed lawn, and putrid horse booty butter
"I did it...I fucking did it...!"
>You sit up and look around, with widely opened eyes, noticing only forest around you.
>Those bastards in RGRE with their "She isn't real memes" can gargle your vinegar soaked ballsack! You didn't even need to go through the pain of chugging clorox either. You just watched the 2017 My little pony movie and BAM. Shit works like all pieces of Exodia.
>With a big smile you rise to your feet and scan your surroundings of Moonlit Vegetation. It must be night, but that doesn't matter.
>You're in Equatria.
>Anon in Equestria.
>You plan to have a horse harem starting off with Pinkie Pie, then include Flutters and Rarity, collecting one of each type until you have an even number of Equine DNA Dumpsters-
>"HALT THERE BEAST!"
>You're broken out of your self-exposition by a contigent of Dark Arnor clad ponies pointing spears at you.
>"Identify yourself!"
>Just like in your greentexts back home! Oh shit!
"My name is Anonymous. A human from a distant world where our technology has leaped by bounds compared to your archaic devices."
>The ponies look at one another confused.
>One pokes you with his spear.
"OW! WATCH IT FUCK KNUCKLE!"
>"Shut your mouth, filthy biped savage! Come with us! We shall present you to her highness! Pray she is merciful."
>Oh? It's gonna be Luna first huh? She was always best princess anyway. You wonder how awkward will she be upon meeting her.
>The spaghetti will be glorious.
>Heh. This kinda makes you like Noctis OC. His tears of jealousy almost makes you hard.
"Fine. I shall meet your eesteemed leader. Once I am declared an extinct species, you'll beg my forgiveness!"
>They shrug to one another confused, and poke you again.
"OW!"
>"Shut your cupcake catcher creature, and move your hooves!"
"Feet."
>POKE.

>>29658870
> Once I am declared an extinct species, you'll beg my forgiveness
This Anon's subconscious is smarter than he is, Extinct means they're all dead, Endangered means there are some left alive.
Anon would be (very) Critically Endangered until he mouths off to NMM.

I had this stupid thought that Anon's colt friends warn him against dating Celestia, but he does it anyways. The next day the entire court complains about the constant moaning, but couldn't find the source because Anon was too busy being in Celestia's mane being molested nine ways to sunday.

>>29658870
while i can definitely tell you're not a native english speaker, your vocabulary and choice of phrases is like a breath of fresh air.

keep going. try not to get too meta.

>>29655644
I love it. It's a complex kind of feel.

>>29655923
Heeeeey, somebody else read that.

>>29656955
Daring Douche by BNW is the main long one I can think of.

>>29658486
I think the more likely result of him attempting it would be >>29658408

It takes more than struggle snuggles to deal with Honeydew's level of issues

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Would you cuddle an awkward teenage pinkie pie?

>>29659806
Yeah sure why not.

>>29659806
wouldn't she have been homeschooled out there on the rock farm?

RGRE is probably the only setting wherein Anon could tie his naked body up with nothing but a bow and sit beneath a hearthswarming tree for a pony to open him up and it not be seen as a really stupid joke. The mare would genuinely want to open up her present and play with it all day.

>>29658870
>A human from a distant world where our technology has leaped by bounds compared to your archaic devices
>fucking cliche

>Twilight is disappointed that Anon doesn't have a tragic backstory like her totally-not-edgy humie OC

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>9
>no greentext

>>29658924
You could argue that, if Anon cannot find a mate, then his species is extinct even though he's still alive.

>>29659605
I accept no excuses, Anon.

>>29659806
Do you really need to ask?

>>29659989
And then two of them would get together, not bother untying Anon, and then compete for the next few hours to see who can make Anon spurt his cum the furthest.

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>>29658663
Holly fuck.

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bump

>>29657524
Docnon, Anything from LaP, AnalPlugAnon writes good. Frostybox is pretty nice. Brandnewwritefag is really good.Helianon, Shuk, and Ghoul have some good ones. I guess Herdanon has decent oneshots but don't read his story RGRE, that is bad although had a good beginning prompt.

>>29660438
rip rgre general

finally ded

>>29661362
>RIP RGRE
>Burning in Hell with all its friends
>It never scored

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AnalPlugAnonhttp retired
BlueballstheWritefag dead
Brandnewwritefag dead
ComfyPlace alive
CoolKids dead
DangerousAmoeba zombie
Frostybox dead
ghouls alive
Gryphanon dead
Light Pony dead
LoveandPowerlifting alive
Nameless Anon dead
Office Anon dead
RayneBowDash dead
ShyMod alive
Shukaku20 dead
Slownon dead
Sleepy Bastrd dead
Snippet alive
SSTH alive
TasteTheNon dead
TicTac Story dead
TopJack dead
HeliAnon alive
UH-HMMM dead
Durnk anun alive
Youtree dead
ZedjaBlack dead
Amphetanon alive
HerdAnon alive

leaves from the vine, falling so slow

>>29660294
That would actually be really funny. Twilight trying to dig for personal information and subconsciously taking things out of context in order for Anon to fit her mental image.

>>29661401
>Not even mentioned
YEAH BABY WE FREE NOW

> Be Anon, making cookie dough
> Quite frankly, you need a pick-me-up after what happened at work today
> Some rich mare heard there was a good masseur at the Ponyville spa
> Probably heard about it from one of her stallion acquaintances, because that masseur would be you
> So she comes in, all hot and bothered, and takes one look at you and asks for a refund
> Ranting about fraud and employing sub-pony races, and minimum levels of attractiveness
> Law enforcement was all too happy to kick her out, but the damage was done
> You know you are no looker, at least by pony standards, but it still hurts hearing a female voice say how ugly you are
> The spa girls were very understanding, offering you the rest of the day off
> Of course you refused, you aren't as delicate as some of the guys around here, you can still work
> Not to mention that some of your male friends had appointments today, and you weren't going to leave them to the wandering hooves of the spa sisters
> By the end of the day, though, you were worn out, body and mind
> You grab a spoon, take the bowl of dough, and plop down on your couch
> The house is quiet as you slowly eat your way to emotional equilibrium
> And then you hear a knocking at the door

>>29661401
Holy shit, look at all the writefags we had! What other thread can claim that they had this many writers pass through their doors, dead or alive?

>>29661443
To be clear, this is just a prompt.

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>>29661401
https://youtu.be/xWlqXG1TXwQ
In honor of all of those we have lost, we must assure RGRE lives on. We must assure we never fall to shit fetish fags or to the reee get out fags. We must stand in as a new generation of writefags and we must help those of us who become writefags better themselves to write better. We must not let autist run our thread. We are RGRE, and we must live on. Not for us, but for the fallen

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>>29661450
>>29661443
The HELL it is! You're a writefag now, get to work!

>>29661401
Most of them, ironically, in Discord chat. Fucking weird aint it? Though some are dead just because, wont deny that.

>>29661447
fingerbang. Pre discord chat cancer.

Let's move away from discord. You and I both know that the thread goes to absolute shit when posters start discussing the discord.

>>29661447
Aie

>>29661503
Okay, how about we do this then>>29661478

>>29661512
>>29661478
Agreed. Someone start writing.

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Here's a prompt

>Anon has been in Equestria for over a decade now
>Has settled down with a herd and started having kids
>Oldest daughter joins her school'd hoofball team
>Anon is generally okay with this, until her first game
>The dads from the visiting team started talking shit about the home team
>Anon's face when one of them calls his daughter a freak who shouldn't be allowed to play

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> Anon is a spirit that got misfiled by the grim reaper
> He now wanders Equestria trying to find a way back to life, or maybe to the local heaven
> Only foals and the mentally unstable can see or hear him
> Little Twilight fulfills both conditions
> Anon encourages her to push the boundaries of science
> Learns magic theory along with her, but he doesn't have a good intuitive grasp of what it can actually do
> Part of why Twilight was so obsessed in "Feeling Pinkie Keen" was because Pinkie's metaphysical powers implied that there might be magics that could defy the current understanding, maybe even incarnate Anon
> Meanwhile, Anon stays the fuck away from Pinkie, she looks freaky from the astral plane
> As Twilight learns friendship lessons, Anon becomes fainter and fainter to her
> By the time she is princess, she has so many duties, she rarely dabbles in mad science anymore
> She did have that one imaginary friend that she made up, to comfort her when she was new and unsure in a new school, but she will never admit that she had an imaginary stallion
> Sometimes she guiltily shlicks to fantasies about him, feeling foalish and like she is defiling a pure part of her childhood
> Anon amuses himself by trying to match her pace with ghost dickings
>Starlight becomes a student to Twilight
>Not knowing about friendship and still reeling from her previous actions have left her feeling alone and unstable
>Finds Anonymous walking the halls of the castle and goes to confront him
im taking promts from the promt collection in the drive.

>>29661605
well i fucked up.
>She is amazed and slightly terrified to find out her magic has no effect on him
>She is even more surprised that he understands magic at it's most fundamental level
>They begin to bond to help Glimmer simmer down into her new life
>Being careless Glimmer speaks to Anon whenever and wherever
>Hearing Glimmer talking to Anon one day, Twilight begins to follow her and take notes
>Makes the connection that this Anon is her Anon and he was actually real all along but can only be perceived by a select few
>She is heartbroken that she ever doubted his existence and abandoned him similarly to how she did with her friends in Canterlot
>In an attempt to reconcile with one of her oldest friends and trusted advisers she attempts to tear open a path for Anon to come and meet the rest of the ponies of Equestria
>Luna and Celestia welcome their old friend into the world of the living

>>29661447
AiE has several times this number...

>>29661687
AiE doesn't count.

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Youngandhornylestia.

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>>29661543
>Carted away after a brutal fight with the dad who was one of Luna's guards
>Wasn't nearly as sexy as the mares had hoped it would be.
>Blood was shed
>Fur was ripped out
>Clothes were lost
>Waifu would be concerned if she wasn't so proud
>Anon takes multiple guards to wrangle
>Roaring in defiance
Oh I'm sorry I thought this was Equestria

>>29661725
Her lower half looks deformed as fuck.

>>29661736
Nah, she just hasn't grown her iconic fat horse butt, so she's as plain as Cadance's pancakes.

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>>29661728
>mfw your waifu is luna
>mfw the guard gets fired for insulting boss's kid
>mfw Anon is exonerated because wife and sister in law are leaders of the country

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This this tiny, purple, horse nerd princess thing is my waifu.

Which one is yours?

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>>29661786
This little cutie patootie right here. She'd write your name in the stars to win your heart.

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>>29661786
>>29661819
Cute princesses.

>>29661819
Probably should've used my real name then, instead of Youra Fagot.

Well, too late now. Just gotta roll with it.

>>29661837
Fugg, Celestia is super cutee in this. Acting like every other pony makes you remember that she's also a tiny pastel horse despite calling her midget relatives her "little ponies".

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>>29658663

>>29659968
I really don't know. The nearest town is miles away but she could regularly commute by train for all we know

>>29661725
>Anon is hurled back through time
>Ends up shacking up with teen/young adult Celestia and her parents in their castle
>For some reason, Luna is nowhere to be seen
>Celestia is consumed by bottomless cocklust, and is trying to get into Anon's pants
>Eventually he succumbs
>Oops, she's pregnant
>Her parents are pissed at her instead of him, because RGRE
>Now she's less valuable for diplomatic marriages
>Her mom laughs nervously
>"It's okay, everything will be fine! We'll just...raise the child ourselves, and tell everyone it's your sister!"
>Oh, shit

>>29661605
>>29661611
What I'm wondering is how this could be made RGR? The story would mainly focus on Anon and the mane 6 and since Anon is invisible to basically everyone he can't really be treated in an RGR way right?

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>>29662044
OH SHIT

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>>29662044

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>>29662044
>Anon and Starswirl start hanging out
>we wuz wizards and shit
>they both disappear around the same time
>when NMM returns after her banishment so does Anon
>NMM gets a stern talking to about trying to take over the kingdom and destroy her mother
>oh shit did I say that out loud?
>NMM and papanon shenanigan
>Anon's face when NMM wants to do father, daughter stuff that he never signed up for
>something something RGRE

>>29662044
>>29662053
>>29662064
>Anon was dating Luna before he was hurled back in time.
>Celestia was always awkward around them for some reason

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>>29662044
That explains the fangs.

>>29662044
sweetiebelle.txt

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>>29661401
>Amphetanon
>Alive
Pick one.
SSTH is dead as well.

>>29661491
How can you be sure of it? I thought the discord was writefag-only. Did some info leak or something?

>>29662051
Easy. Just make the environment RGRE, then have the characters not think much abut the "maresculine" stuff he says because-
>He's just part of your imagination, of course he would seem more marely than any normal colt.

Then once others start to see him they realize-
>Oh shit, I've treated him like a mare the entire time I've known him, now he doesn't know how to act like a proper stallion and it's all my fault!

>>29662123
Yes we all know he's a idiot, but let's just ignore him so we don't have to deal with the shitposting please.

>>29662044
>Twilight brings Anon back to the future
>The meddling in the timestream required to do it messed up the timeline again, and they show up in the NMM timeline
>They are found by the guards and brought before the Nightmare herself
>"Have you brought me a gift, subject? For some reason, this creature's strange form is quite appealing to me."
>Jackpot
>Anon can keep her distracted while she gets what she needs to make a spell to return home!
>"Oh, yes! He just loves horsepussy, I wouldn't be surprised if you couldn't keep up with him! You won't find a better concubine in all of Equestria!"
>Anon is sweating bullets, desperately gesturing for her to shut her fucking mouth while she espouses the healing properties of human semen

>>29662221
wat

Kodlak

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>>29662044
Oh shit, son. Make it happen, cap'n.

>>29662044
Well, this sorta makes Luna's crush a little bit awkward.

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Give me a prompt RGRE.

>>29662303
>>29662044

>>29662303


>>29662044

>>29662303
Ponies are cat-sized qts and Anon has to watch out about stepping on angry mares when walking around town.
Also, lewd mares rubbing against him and trying to flash them their marebits from the ground.

>>29662221
"Twilight? Do you have any idea what you've done?"
>"I've saved Equestria, is what I've done! Don't be such a prude, Anon. You-"
"Luna isn't Celestia's sister, Twilight; she's her daughter."
>"What?! Then who's the father?"
>...
>"That's kinda hot."

>>29662303
Anon is hired to show Fleur De Lis around town, but Fleur misinterprets "escort" to mean "prostitute". She keeps dropping hints that she wants to take this to somewhere more private, making innuendos about how he could
"exploring [her] town centre" if he wants to.

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>>29662315
>Also, lewd mares rubbing against him and trying to flash them their marebits from the ground.
>from the ground

>>29662315
>Anon picks a mare up
>She rubs her face against his cheeks
>Demands chin scratches
>Gets horse fur everywhere

>>29662344
>RD succeeds in making Anon blush
>Pumps her hoof in celebration and flies over to a group of mares waiting just off to the side
>They all cheer and high-hoof Rainbow
>Rainbow Dash flies off with a "see you later, babe," and a quick slap on the ass

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>>29662365
>Gets arrested for raping the poor innocent stallion

Don't think nobody saw that, Anon.

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>>29662459
I-I have no idea what you're talking about, Anon.

>>29662349
>>Gets horse fur everywhere
True story. But i don't know about pony MLP.

>>29662459
>>29662465
Anon, stop being mean to Anon.

>>29662597
We're the same one anon.

>>29662604
>>29662597
>Suddenly prompt
What if... we have every personally anon?

Czech Anon, Polish Anon, Russian Anon, Bulgarian Anon, and Ukrainian Anon, English (Britain) Anon, French Anon, German Anon, Italian Anon, Portuguese Anon, Spanish Anon, Danish Anon, Finnish Anon, Swedish Anon, Korean Anon, Formosan Anon, Hindi Anon, Vietnamese Anon.

>>29662625
>4chan becomes just like my gay japanese animes where countries are people

>>29662625
>No Japanese
Vut de...

>>29662625
well son, i will beat your shit up.

>>29662636
Sugoi, Anon.

>>29662625
are you talking about our brain?

>>29662636
How DARE you! Seppuku NOW!

>>29659325
if that small excerpt makes you think I can't speak english then there is no point in continuing it. So nah

>>29659325
>you're not a native english speaker
Anon, many people here are not a native English speaker

>>29662689
>Dirty foreigners in my thread

>>29662625
wait.. is that.. my country?

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>>29662344
>>29662365
>She tries again.
>This time, you're ready.
>Snag her out of the air.
>"Wha..? "A-anon?"
"You're not blueballing me again, fastpone. You belong to ME now."
>Run home.
>Her struggles start off real, then just become token efforts as she realizes what's going on.
>Later, the guards get called when someone finds a group of red-faced mares with their ears pressed to the side of the local hyooman's house.

>>29662689
ARE NOT NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS*

Filthy foreigners

Lets try to stay on topic.
Anyone got links to RGRE-esque Pony stories?
Anyone feel like writing a prompt or better yet, a greentext?
Prompts are in the pastebin.

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>>29662305
>>29662306
Sorry Senpais. Sounds like a full story and already gives a full storyboard. I just wanted a one shot to practice writing.

>>29662337
>"And this is our resident princess and social autist Princess Twilight's castle. Also known as the Royal Equestrian Tribune of Anti-social and Related Disturbances Castle."
"Uh"
"We usually just refer to it as R.E.T.A.R.D Castle"
>"Well... that's just lovely."
>Celestia you wish the sexy ape creature would stop going on about all of the landmarks and just take you straight home for some hot monkey dickings.
>"Next we have the bakery called Sugar cube corner, also known as the New, Indulgence and Greed Grotto, Enter in Rear-"
"I wish you would"
>"Pardon"
"I said uh, so how about you take me to see your place now? You could give me a tour of it, maybe your bedroom."
>"Huh, I doubt my house is that interesting. Maybe it is though? I do tend to get a lot of visitors there." Anon laughs softly.
> You start to breath more heavily and lick your lips.
"I bet you do."
>You slink up close to him putting on a sly smile.
>"So how about we head there right now and you can show me just why all of those mares come to see you."
>"Eh, I don't get THAT many mares. Most of the time it's stallion friends."
>You think you're leaking.
>Ha you should see the wild sleep over we had this one time, we were up 'till sunrise. Could barely feel my limbs after that one.
>Sweet Sun and Moon and all that is holy, how did you find this stallion? You feel your forelegs try to bend so that you can present yourself. You're using all of your self control right now desperately trying not to jump on and mount him right here.
> You're going to have to ask if he wouldn't mind bringing one of his stallion friends with him sometime.

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>>29662860
>"Hey, you okay, need some water or-"
>His soft touch causes you to jump.
"YOUR SEMEN"
>Oh fuck now the entire street is looking at you.
>"Anon?"
>"Oh hi Twilight, what are you doing out today?"
>She seems happy to talk to the biped and wears a small smile.
>"Just making sure there are no, uh... friendship problems today. Didn't even know you were here, heh, heh. I don't even know any tracking spells."
>Her face is now wetter than your nethers as she sweats profusely trying to keep her fake smile.
>"Hmm." Anon puts his hand on his face and looks as Twilight suspiciously.
>His face returns to normal quickly.
>"Okay, well have fun Twilight I gotta tour to do."
>You and Twilight speak simultaneously.
"Wait, tour?"
>"Wait, tour?"
>She seems shocked when she looks your direction. She didn't even realise you were here until now?
>Her face is one of confusion when she sees you. Quite quickly it turns to an annoyed frown when she realises why you're here.
>Guess your reputation with 'escorts' precedes you.
>"Anon, you're 'escorting' Fleur?"
>"Yeah she paid good money for it too. Not sure why she'd want me in particular though?"
>Suddenly it all makes sense; he really was just an escort. Damn, now you're just sad.
>You're about to hang your head in shame when you notice Twilight looking at you with a face of pure jealousy and hate.

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>>29662664
>Be Twilight.
>Be exploring Anon's planets 'internet'.
>How? Fucking magic.
>You found a place called /mlp/.
>Supposedly there is a show of one of your world.
>Although it's not exactly correct leading you to believe it's a different universe.
>Anyway back to /mlp/.
>This place is FILLED with horny human colts all wanting pony pussy!
>Big colts, small colts, skinny colts, fat colts!
>You name it they're here!
>Best part is, they are sooooo hot for each other.
>How do you know this?
>Easy, they act just like colts in you neighponies comics.
>Calling each other faggots, telling them to kill themselves.
>They are definitely into each other.
>AND they're into you.
>You wish you could bring two here.
>Probably the one called LaP and AnalPlug
>You'd have Rainbow come over and ride the first one while he moaned about worst pony and you had the other one pound you into oblivion.
>Or you'd keep them to yourself.
>Oh~ it turns you on thinking about it.
>Best part is, they'd do it.
>Why?
>Because they're already slaves to your tightness before they even had it!
>You scroll through the thread and see something that catches your eye.
>"How DARE you! Seppuku NOW!"
>Oh yeah, you tell him you dirty colt! Just like the animes!
>You begin to touch yourself thinking of the two humans kissing each other while moaning-
>"Y-You're a faggot." to each other.

Why did I write this?

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>>29662870
>... Well, in for a bit, in for a... huh. Our monetary system is fucking stupid.
>You wear a cocky smile and you stride up to Anon and wrap your hoof around his leg.
"Yes actually. Anon was just about to 'escort' me to his home."
>Twilights face gets even more furious.
"He's a damn good salesmare too. He gave me a GREAT price for what I'm getting."
>You give her a wink as your smile grows to near legendary shit-eating levels.
>You see Twilight's horn glow lightly as her face glows redder and redder. You move slightly further behind Anon.
>"Uh, well thanks I guess Fleur." He seems obvious to Twilights condition as he talks to you.
>"Well it's been great seeing you, it's a nice change from all those cards you usually send." Anon scratches his head. "Don't know why you always send me pictures of yourself in socks though. I mean, are they that comfy?"
>"Anyway I'll see you later Twilight. C'mon Fleur."
>He slaps you on the ass and pulls you over his shoulder.
>"I've got horsepussy to fuck."
>You flinch in surprise. But recover as he starts to walk off to his home and hoof pump. You give Twilight one last wink with your extra 'eye'.
"Score!"

>>29662841
>Cost 23 min to solve the grammar
kek

>>29662832
OH MY

>>29662879
Oh my gosh~

>>29662876
>>"How DARE you! Seppuku NOW!"
Whoever you are.

I love you.

>>29662876
Because You're a faggot <3

>>29662876
Alright, BRING IT!

>French dude and American dude go into bar in Asia town
>French dude starts shit with local Vietnamese guy in Everfree.
>American dude gives him pointers on how to fight and cheers him on.
>Vietnamese guy fucked French dude up
>Fight lasts for 7 hours
>French dude leaves, licking his wounds
>American bro calls Vietnamese dude a commiefaggot
>Vietnamese dude flicks him the finger
>American bro acts as if Vietnamese dude threw the first punch
>American bro uses his physical prowess to beat the shit out of Vietnamese guy
>Vietnamese dude has to use unconventional fighting styles
>American dude starts fighting dirty as well
>American dude sometimes mistakes Laotian dude and Cambodian dude for Vietnamese dude
>Claims they are helping Vietnamese dude
>Fight lasts almost 20 whole hours
>Vietnamese dude just keeps getting up
>American dude's marefriend comes in looking for where the hell her man is
>Sees him fighting some random Vietnamese
>Calls her man to get his ass back home
>Before leaving the bar in ruins, he flicks everyone the finger. Vietnamese guy still standing.
>On their way home American bro is high on adrenaline.
>Keeps repeating how he beat up Vietnamese guy and that he won the fight
>His bros at home call him a baby killer for performing weak lifts
>He calls them hippie faggots and probably communist as well
>He reminds himself every morning that he won that fight.
>Tells his waifu about the epic fight won had against 1 Vietnamese faggot

>>29662958
Holy shit, Top KEK!

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>>29662958
>unconventional fighting styles
True story.

>>29662958
btw, repost

>>29662876
>>Probably the one called LaP and AnalPlug
S-Sure is feeling kinda warm in here...

>>29657771
Same.

>>29662958
>/his/ here
>curious about vietnam war
>go to desuarchive
>see /mlp/ section
>never heard of
>decide to lurk in to see what the fuck you weirdos talk about
>see this thread
>lurk
>lurk moar
>start interesting me out
>keep lurking
>decide to gtfo

>>29662876
2meta

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>"Hey, what's that? Huh, it doesn't smell like any--whoa! Hey! Watch where you're pointing that thing! What are you do--*Un-zip* oh...OOOoooohhhhhhh...Aww, yeah..."

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>>29663137
I'd ponk.

>>29663105
>Twilight discovers /mlp/
>Finds out there are dozens DOZENS of males who are all about that pony pussy
>Leads the efforts in constructing a reality breaking magical giga laser to get at that eager human cock
>The earth is benevolently invaded by ponies and the world is better for it

>>29663520
i have a feeling feminists would froth at the mouth with nothing short of pure rage if that happened

>>29663520
>tfw Twiggles will never burst into your living room with Sunhoers and demand snuggles

Life is truly pain

>>29663573
Lap-kun! don't worry! EVERYTHING WILL BE OK!

>>29663573
But Vodka never abandons us.

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>>29663573
>tfw no sunhorse princess

>>29663661
>tfw no lero and anon

>>29663600
Lies. Vodka abandons us each time the bottle is emptied.

Suppose for a moment, that each universe has an accurate show depicting the other universe. Through the power of synchronous autism, the fans of each show create a stable portal between Earth and Equestria.
In all likelihood, the common fan wouldn't have a chance with any of the main characters of either show, maybe not even the background characters like Applejack.
You would have a lot of lonely fans settling for someone in their league, knowing that they can never be with their waifu or husbando.
And poor Celestia is still mourning the death of Mr. Rogers.

>>29663728
But his brothers keep coming to replace the fallen.

>>29663751
>aybe not even the background characters like Applejack.
ur a cheeky lil shit m8

>Gilda gave Dash a incredulous look, a dismissive scoff escaping her beak.
>“You’re joking, males don’t hunt.”
>“Gryphon ones maybe” She said with a shrug, ”but, he does. Anyway, weren't you just complaining about the prices at the market; why don’t you two go out and see what you can get?”
>She stopped with an agitated twitch of her wings, “I’m not an invalid, I can get my own food.”
>Dash looked back with a raised eyebrow, “Jezz, untwist your teats,I’m just saying wouldn’t it be easier?”
>Gilda puffed herself out a bit, “It’s not supposed to be easy.”
>Dash gave a shrug, “Must be a gryphon thing..... Wanna swing by his place anyway?” She said after a pause. “You two might get along, you never know.”
>It was Gilda’s turn to raise a brow.
>”Twilight’s been up everyponys flanks about finding him a friend, she says he spends too much time cooped up in his cabin or in the woods.” Dash said, answering the unspoken question.
>”You think he just wants to be alone?” Gilda ventured. “You ponies can be a bit... annoying from time to time.... No offence.”

>>29663844
>”I said as much to Twilight,” Dash shrugged. “but I don't think she gets it. Personally I don't think we should be all up in his business considering the circumstance.”
>Gilda gave a short quark.
>Dash stopped and rubbed the back of her head,”Uhh, I don't think I should talk about it. You wanna go or what, even if you guys don't go hunting I'm sure he’s got something lying around.”
>”That’s a bit... intrusive, don’t you think?” Gilda said. “Didn’t you just say he doesn't like company?”
>”I don’t think It’s that he doesn't like visitors.... Just uh.... Don’t think he cares much for ponies.” Dash said awkwardly.
>”He doesn't like ponies? But lives in a town called.... Ponyville.” Gilda said flatly.
>”It’s complicated.” Dash said.
>”Might as well ask him about it then.” Gilda said, nodding at her to lead the way. “Not like I have anything better to do.”

>>29663850
> hot gryphon on anon action

Yesssssssss

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>>29663850
I am interest in Dash and her fluffy friend.

>>29663557
>Aliens invade, but they aren't interested in the women (less horrible alien rape for them, they think)
>They come from a matriarchy and there are 5 women for every 1 man (that one feminist who suggested that men are killed until they occupy only 10% of the population and are used for breeding purposes, cheers)
>They go for the men (hashtag down with the patriarchy, hashtag men getting what they fucking deserve, hashtag equality, hashtag love my followers)
>Instead of probing the men, or whatever it is aliens to...
>...they're enamoured with the men.
>They fawn over the men, offering them a better life in a new world
>The aliens consider themselves lucky to have a man to themselves and are horrified at the way that men are treated on Earth
>Feminists shit themselves with rage (hashtag this is why I need feminism)

>>29664019
I don't know if it's hilarious or sad that this probably wouldn't be too far from reality, mixed in with a handful of women in power trying to legislate the aliens away and men leaving in droves.

I hope Celestia has a good vetting program in place, otherwise she might be getting ooga boogas looking to expand the drug trade and new and lucrative alien trafficking, along with allah snackbars looking to detonate themselves in a crowd of alien DEMONS.

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>>29663844
>>29663850
pls dont stop anon

>>29664019
You know, I think the ones that subconsciously know they are full of shit will accidentally kill themselves, the serious ones might just get so enraged they die of a stroke.
>>29664034
Also a valid problem.

>>29664034
So basically a reversal of aliens coming to earth to use women as breeding slaves

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>>29662044
>Anon doesn't get to meet the Royal "Sisters" while he's in present-Equestria before he's hurled back through time; his first exposure to Celestia is her horny teenaged self who is probably going through her goth phase
>Remains in Celestia and Luna's lives for 6 or 7 years; long enough for Luna to have firm long-term memories of Anon
>Anon is thrust back into the future; life continues as usual
>Anon doesn't know that alicorns are immortal and believes that his lover and daughter died hundreds and hundreds of years ago
>Eventually gets a summon from Canterlot, politely requesting that he have a meeting with him (aka: a member of a unique species from another universe)
>Shocked silence on Anon and Celestia's parts; both thought that the other was long dead
>Silence is broken by a small, uncertain "Daddy?" coming from Luna

>>29664034
>I hope Celestia has a good vetting program in place, otherwise she might be getting ooga boogas looking to expand the drug trade and new and lucrative alien trafficking, along with allah snackbars looking to detonate themselves in a crowd of alien DEMONS.
The trick is to only let the whites go through. Celestia has pure white fur; she'll understand. She DID send the black alicorn to the moon as soon as she got a bit uppity, after all.

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>>29664019
>>29663520
didn't LaP write a story just like this on his fimfic account?

>>29664104
Yes, and it was marvelous.

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>>29664092
>curved horn
it's trash.

>>29664104
Yes, but it was of the typical Fimfiction quality, so its not worth it. One of his rare low points really.

>>29664117
Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.

>>29664127
Thanks, Anon. Now everyone's going to think I'm salty because they'll have mistaken me for you.

>>29664127
Stop being salty.

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>>29664127
do whatever damage control you can, faggot, because it isn't making that shitshow of an image any better. curved horns belong on shitty OCs and terribly-designed villains, (same thing, really) not best princess.

mom and dad stop fighting

>>29664147
I’m trying my absolute hardest to see things from your perspective, but I just can’t get my head that far up my ass.

>>29664155
you're adopted so be quiet

>>29664147
>celly
>best princess
Kill yourself.

>>29663850
Keep going you dirtbag.

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>>29664157
surprising, since just about anything would fit inside your worn-out cock holster. is that why you like curved horns? does it feel better when you shove it up your ass?

>>29664170
>celly
>not best princess
pic related

>>29664182
Your ass must be pretty jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.

True fact: a curved horn is a sign of too much masturbation.

Are we getting any more ogres and oubliettes?

>>29664209
i hope so

>>29664182
I'm not a queer, I just like my princesses to have character development. Or even character in general.

>>29664209
/tg/ pls go.

those stories centered around D&D analogs always wind up with the author jerking off about his special snowflake system instead of the story.

>>29664237
Were you reading the story? They weren't playing a tabletop game, they were transported to an invented fantasy realm to experience the adventure.

>>29664248
>Were you reading the story?
Of course not, Anon. He read the first three lines, stopped reading, and then developed a very strong opinion on the story as a whole.

>>29664237
Go fuck youself, its a good story.
>>29664229
>>29664209
this
>>29664248
Its reflex stupid, just point at the faggot and laugh. Maybe he'll do the right thing and hang himself.

>>29664237
>those stories centered around D&D analogs always wind up with the author jerking off about his special snowflake system instead of the story.
... the fuck are you talking about?

how would the RGRE versions of the evil sisters react to anon showing up? claim them for themselves, or loose their legions of desperate and morally-ambiguous mares upon him?

>>29664266
why not both?

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>>29664266
i doubt it would turn sexual

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>>29664092
>>Shocked silence on Anon and Celestia's parts; both thought that the other was long dead
>>Silence is broken by a small, uncertain "Daddy?" coming from Luna
my heart cant take anymore capn

>>29664279
why? What if Anon is into evil?

>>29664266
It's just the two sisters going through their goth phase.
>"Shut up, dad! We're evil, you just don't understand!"

>>29664092
Is the moon like the naughty step?

>>29664290
Luna refused to let it become day and was sent to her moon without dinner.

>>29663573
Hmm, to trip fag for this or not to... Eh, I'll trip the next!

>Be LaP.
>You're doing LaP things.
>Meaning you are lifting a 300 pound weight with a picture of Twilight on one side and Celestia on the other.
>After you're done you'll probably write more green.
>All of the sudden a explosion is heard to the left of you right where your-
"My TV!"
>You look over and see a white light shining where your TV once was.
>You liked that TV...
>Then to your surprise two ponies walk out.
>There before you stands Princess Celestia and Twilight.
>"Alright just let me do the talking." Twilight tries to whispers to Celestia who looks nervous.
>You just look at them while continuing your powerlifts.
>"Ehm, human! We come to take you to our home world! You will come with us and be our coltfriend!" Twilight speaks slightly louder than usual as if trying to sound intimidating.
>Celestia just gasp.
>"Twilight! I thought I taught you better than to speak to a colt like that!" She says chastising her.
>Twilight grimaces.
>"Princess! It's just a act remember? Abduction?" She again fails at whispering.
>"Oh... Yes sorry, it's just been awhile since I've even been with a colt."Celestia says rubbing her hoof on the carpet.
>"I know, I've never done this before either, I'm just going off on alien comics." Twilight says looking at the ground.
>"Well do you mind if I try something?"
>"Go for it princess."
>You put your weight down as Celestia walks up to you.
>"Hello sir, my name is Celestia. I was wondering if perhaps you would like to come home with me and my student and be part of our herd. You could also invite my sister Luna to the herd if you like her." Celestia says with new found confidence.
>You think for a bit.
"Will there be snuggling?"
>Celestia nods.
>"Yes, if you'd like we can even snuggle while I run day court."
>"Deal."
>Twilight just looks at Celestia and you slack jawed as you walk through the portal.

>>29663844
>>29663850
>when the girls arrived Anon was sitting on a log staring over a lake, seemingly oblivious to the world around him
>"Thats him huh?" asks Gilda
>"Not what you expected?" replies Dash
>"He doesn't look that tough" Gilda remarks as they close the distance "He is big though"
>Dash winks at her friend "Come on lets go say hi"

>>29664295
>After that day you were known as, LaP, Prince of snuggling...and fucker of the sun...

>>29664295
>all of the sudden
>the

>>29664209
I'm aiming for 6000 words. So it'll come early next thread.

>>29664237
I try not to focus on rules too closely. I hope you'll give it a chance though senpai.

>>29664360
First off, ignore this faggots>>29664237
and those like him, his opinions are shit and hold no value whatsoever, basically what these guys said>>29664255
>>29664256
second. WHY CANT WE HAVE MOAR NOW?!

>>29664379
faggot*

>>29664312
http://grammarist.com/usage/all-of-a-sudden-or-all-of-the-sudden/
I just used what i thought was appropriate.

>>29664019
>The cabin was a short and stocky thing made of wooden logs with a porch that had a single chair. A chimney on the side billowed smoke, the single window on the front had it’s heavy drapes drawn closed If Gilda had to describe it in a single word it’d be ‘simple’... or ‘boring’ might be more apt.
>A cat laid sleeping on the chair, raising it’s head as the pair approached, a caller with a tag was around it’s neck.
>“That his?” Gilda asked, approaching the animal.
>”Yeah,” Dash said, wary of the feline. “he loves that little monster.”
>Slowly she reached out a claw and held it in front of the small cat, for it’s part didn’t shy away from her sharp talons, instead lightly batting at her before rubbing it’s head along her.
>Dash approached, “Huh, she never let me do that.” She reached out a hoof, eliciting a hiss and spit from the cat before Dash pulled back.
>”Hey!” Dash yelled at the cat, getting only another hiss in response.
>Gilda heard someone click their tongue, looking over to the corner seeing the human come round.
>True to Dash’s word he stood well and above any pony, or gryphon, for that matter; a bit over six foot by her reckoning. Just as she said he looked most like a minotaur just without as much hair or horns. He wore a simple clothing to cover himself in a substitute for hair.

>>29664302
>Anon's head perks up at 'big though.'
>Shouts:
"FOR YOU!"
>At them from the distance.

>>29664400
>”Tabs,” The cat turned its head at the sound, the human repeated the sound and tapped his shoulder. “Come here.” He said, his voice rather flat, but not without a tone of care she noted; like a hen talking to a petulant hatching.
>The cat looked back at Dash before heeding his call, prancing over and jumping up to his shoulder.
>He gave the cat a scratch behind the ears before taking it off and holding it in his arms and ruffling the fur on its belly, seemingly unconcerned with the scratches and bites that elicited from the animal.
>He diverted his gaze to the pair, his eyes flashing over to Gilda before resting on Dash.
>From the way he was looking at her Gilda could tell Dash was telling the truth, while not overtly hostile, she could tell he was not pleased to see her.
>”Rainbow.” He said curtly. “Been a while.... Who’s your friend?” Finally giving her a proper look.
>”I’m Gilda, a Gryphon” She said, seizing the opportunity to introduce herself. “Dash and the others told me a bit about you, figured I’d come see.”
>His eyes flicked back to Dash’s for a moment and she just caught a slight glare, though if Dash picked up on the subtle gesture she didn’t show it; seemingly more concerned with the shape of her hoofs.

>>29664400
>caller
you mean "collar"

>>29664400
its collar mister trip dubs.

>>29664407
>”Did they?” He said, flipping the cat back over and bringing it up to his face. He said something to the effect of ‘get’ under his breath to the animal before tossing it lightly back where he came. “Like what?”
>”Bit of this, Bit of that.” Gilda said as he moved closer, now having to look up at him.
>Getting a closer look at him she could plainly see that he was a predator just like her, though he was built differently. She could see it in his eyes, the way he stood and moved. He was sizing her up, and she him, even if it was subconscious.
>He gave a hmph at her answer, but nodded despite it. “Nothing too bad, I hope?” His tone gave away his indifference, though she couldn't tell what it was directed at; the conversation in claw or the larger opinion of him.
>Bit of both she imagined.
>”Barely anything at all really.” Gilda said. “You seem to be quite the loner.”
>“To each his own.” The conversation died in the intervening awkward silence. “Hey listen, I’ve got dinner on so....” He let the implication hang on the air.
>”Yeah sure.... Uh... no problem-” Dash jumped at the chance to escape, but Gilda interrupted her.
>”What you making?”
>“Stew.” He said simply.
>”Up for some company?” Gilda asked.
>”Gilda!” Dash said under her breath.

>>29664413
But Anon, what if he's from Boston?

>>29664415
>She’d expect the human to bristle a bit at her brazen self invitation, but instead a corner of his lip pulled up in a slight smile, giving her a flash of teeth. The smile vanished as quickly as it came, just as he looked at Dash.
>”Guess it’s good I put the meat in last. If you’re staying that is?” He said with a shrug.
>Dash gathered a bit of gusto and looked right back at him. “I’m staying.”
>He turned and took the steeps up to porch in a single go, “I ran out of ale, hope water’s fine.”
>He opened the door and walked in, not stopping to see if they were following.
>Gilda bumped Dash with a wing, “Guess he doesn't mind Gryphons.”
>”Shut up.” Dash said, making her way up.

I'm looking forward to 'Lero and Anon' and 'Magical O&O'. Also 'Applefang' (Ancestors Anonymous), but that's going to be a while until the next update.

>>29664421
Then assisted suicide is the best course of action.

>>29664421
than it would be "callah"

>>29664434
How about North Midwestern? They have hard Rs and As instead of Os.

>>29664460
Than it would be "Caahler"

>>29664507
Where is this illusive accent from, Anon?

>>29664424
>stopping

>>29664424
>>29664415
sgood anon, thanks

>>29664019
*autistic screaching in the distance*

>>29664088
>Anon gets abducted my ayylmaos
>They try to get consent to collect a sample of his semen but he's too busy freaking out so they have to knock him out
>With a hammer
>Anon wakes up in his own bed wondering why his dick and his head hurts

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>>29664421
Then he would be pahking his cah in Hahvahd Yahd.

>>29658924
I'm pretty sure endangered means that the population isn't big enough to be self sustainable but there's a possibility to get it back on it's feet, while extinct is applied at the moment there's so few of them they will die off in a few generations; imagine a species with only 4 specimens, they could have 10 children in total, raising their numbers, but in only 2 generations more you will have very single one of them closely related and their offspring will be deformed/infertile freaks and die out.

>>29664749
And since Anon is the only one of his kind and can't possibly reproduce (unless the author decides that humans and ponies can make human babies), then Anon's species is extinct in Equestria even though Anon himself is still alive.

>>29664749
>>29664779
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservation_status

>Extinct (EX) – No known individuals remaining
What you want is probably CR, or possibly EW if he counts as in captivity.

>>29664779
>>29664749
ex·tinct
ikˈstiNG(k)t/
adjective
adjective: extinct

(of a species, family, or other larger group) having no living members.

>>29664112
Link?

>>29664809
Seconding this

>>29664797
>>29664800
He's extinct in the long run.

>>29664809
>>29664814
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/347085/an-invasion-of-another-sort

>>29664425
>lero and anon
lap put that on hold because people here demanded more dazzling pack
>ancestors anonymous
apa got fed up with the rampant shitposting a couple threads ago and hasn't been seen since he threatened to take his ball and go home and subsequent shortgreen to apologize. he might be scared off for good now.

>>29664843
ApA here. Things have been busy in real life but I'll have an update for you in a few days.

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>>29664779
Exactly.
>>29664800
>dictionary definition
Pic related
>>29664797
>wikipedia
A little better, but eh, I don't remember where I read the definition I was using so... ok I guess.

>Anon arrives in Equestria
>Normal non-rgre equestria
>Spends a couple of years there and falls in love with Twilight
>She rejects him
>One day he suddenly appears in the friendship castle in a flash of light
>Twilight starts talking about how she used a spell to see her alternate selves
>Since that twilight was too much of a bitch to hook up with Anon she offers to
>Anon is thrilled at first but realizes that while THIS equestria looks like the one he knows everypony is different
>Ponies he was friends with before are cold to him now
>Others who disliked him now are interested in him
>Even Twilight is different enough to make him have doubts about being with her

>>29664866
some greens use his critically-endangered status to grant him legal protection to be an all-around asshole and get away with pretty much anything, but I think in the long run they'd just wind up treating him like they do in magicless-anon threads, or with incredibly delicacy. no adventures, no straying too far out of town, no unsupervised trips, weekly medical checkups, the works.

>>29664879
>"The Equestria I know, or the admittedly biased-in-my-favour Equestria that I DON'T know?"

>>29664882
They'd likely put him in captivity for the entirety of his life, against his wishes. People would ony be allowed out of captivity after multiple generations, when the human population would be in the thousands or millions. If they found someone for Anon to mate with, that is.

>>29664882
>some greens use his critically-endangered status to grant him legal protection to be an all-around asshole and get away with pretty much anything

>Celestia has given Anon permission to mate with any pony of his choosing at any time, just in case a pregnancy takes and Anon can propagate his species
>Anon abuses this
>Most mares aren't bothered because what kind of dyke turns down a stallion who desperately wants to fuck her?
"Lyra! Lyra, quick!"
>The mint pony jumps at your shouting and drops her smoothie in surprise.
>She'll mourn it later, though.
>"What is it, Anon?!"
"I need your vagina!"
>"Wh-what?"
"Right now!"
>"Right... right NOW?"
"Yes!"
>While Lyra hops from hoof to hoof in a nervous dance, mares from all around her either laugh or grumble about Lyra's a "lucky bitch"

>>29664879
>>29664887
>Old Twilight and him would talk for hours about Earth and all the wonders there
>New Twilight is kinda dismissive and unbelieving

>Old Dash was a loyal friend who would hang out with Anon and play sports for fun
>New Dash is super aggressive and is somehow worse about one-upping Anon in anything they do

>Old AJ was his boss and he did heavy lifting for her on the farm
>New AJ says he is a slut and wont let him near SAA

>Old Fluttershy would teach Anon about animals and how to care for them
>New Fluttershy will barely talk to him unless its to tell him its too dangerous

>Old Rarity would talk to Anon about designs and use him as a living dress up doll
>New Rarity is catty with him and has an obvious dislike for him

>Old pinkie and new pinkie are the only constant...though new pinkie tells a lot racier jokes

>>29664901
>Anon gets used to having whatever mare he wants whenever he wants
>accidentally a pregnancy
>she's a super-smug bitch about it
>tells other mares their cunts just couldn't handle his seed
>taunts them to try with anon, since she still needs to build a herd with him like a respectable citizen and because her parents would be disappointed she couldn't get a herd
>mares now argue who should go first and enforce this dicking pecking order with force

>>29664936
This is the first time I've felt like normal Equestria was better than RGREquestria.

>>29664967
I like the idea of Anon having to choose an Idylic equestria where he is friends with most ponies, but no one is interested in him beyond friendship, or a flawed RGRE where they are actually interested in him as more than a friend.

>>29664936
I've got one
>Old Equestria paid Anon in shiny bits and hugs
>New Equestria pays him in beatings
You can add anything to anything and make it shit while disregarding what was actually implied.

>>29664982
>but no one is interested in him beyond friendship
Is this a guarantee? Because if so, I'd take the flawed RGRE. Being the freaky alien that nobody is really attracted to is a sad fate.

>>29664993
Just think about how freaky it would be dealing with shittier dopplegangers of what were once close friends.

>>29664993
>>29664982

Eh, I'd go with Idyllic Equestria.

I've long since resigned myself to being romantically forever alone and based on>>29664936 this description I'd prefer just having great friends.

>>29665009
seconded

>>29665002
There are more ponies out there in Equestria that Anon has never met before. He'd never know the difference if he has no idea what the original ponies were like.

>>29664989
>>29665014
Exactly what I was implying in
>>29665009
If you add on that Anon will need to work in a salt mine/etc, it doesn't matter what else is different in that Equestria.

>>29665009
>>29664993
I dunno. In the prompt anon had fallen for Twi who was not interested. That would hurt like a bitch.

>>29665021
True

wouldn't anon cause some serious sexual insecurities with the first mare he fuggs since most stories have him lasting so much longer than normal?
i imagine that, in the morning after, the mare wonders why it took so long for him to finish even after she was totally exhausted. was she not good enough? was he just telling her a white lie when he said that all humans take that long or longer to finish?

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>>29664019
>Giant protest in front of the portal.
>Feminists, nu-males, and tumblrinas blocking portal.
>Mares and Tumblrinas in each others faces yelling.
>Streets are clogged for entire blocks.
>Then, everyone goes silent as the ground starts to rumble.
>Over the horizon, come a WAVE of men, each one with a bag of their worldly possessions on their backs and crazed looks in their eyes.
>They rush the horde of tumblr goers, each one snagging a mare they met beforehand as they run.
>Not even one fuck is given as they run over everyone between them and the portal, their newfound herculean strength fueled by desire.
>The day is touted as a disaster by earth, and labeled a celebrated holiday in Equestria.
>For weeks after, countless human male runners would make it past the guarded check point on earth and welcomed into RGRE as bureaucratically hobbled immigration was slowly set-up between the two worlds.

>>29665112
sounds like europe at the moment

>>29665128
It would be a perfect mirror of Europe if the human refugees were violent, lazy savages and Equestria suffered while trying to badly cover it up.

>>29665128
Difference is, less rapey camel fuckers, more productive members of society.
>>29665141
Also accurate.

>>29665112
>>29665128
>>29665141
>>29665148

>human men become the RGRE equivalent of Muslim refugees in Europe

Sounds hilarious when you think about it.

>Mares initially think having a male who is always DTF is a good thing.
>Then they realize that human males tend to be slobs who don't give a shit about their appearance like mares are.
>The desire for meat explodes with the human male population in Equestria

Stallionists would probably love this. Seeing it as 'saving their fellow males from an oppressive matriarchy'.

>>29657306
I entered this thread because I saw Nightmare Moon

was not disappointed by what I found

>>29665112
>>29665128
>Europe points to Equestria as an example of open borders immigration working.
>Leaves out the fact that the migrants going to Equestria are valuable just by existing thanks to the gender skew and most actually contribute beyond that to their new home.

Anon going through RGRE security at the airport/train station when?

>>29665230
Never.

>>29664424
It's good, but why's it all green senpai.

>>29665230

>Anon faces discrimination because he's a predator species

>>29665268
>pat downs focus a little too much on the crotch region
>"we just need to check around the scrotum and under the shaft, don't want to skip over a packet of Poison Joke, now do we?"

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>>29665112
>>They rush the horde of tumblr goers, each one snagging a mare they met beforehand as they run.
I'd join that horde. I'd even bull a few protesters over before I snagged a mare or two for good measure.

>>29665112
>>29665297
ABANDON EARTH

>>29664936
God damn that's miserable, you're skilled at making things believably depressing.

>>29665281
>"Sir you've been flagged in our database for extra security measures..."
>Anon just smiles and encourages her during the pat-down
"I think you missed a spot. Better check it again."
>...
"You never know what I might be hiding."
>...
"I think it's time for a full body-cavity search."
>Anon leans down next to her
"Your body cavities."
>"S-sir you've been selected for additional screening. Come with me."
>Anon sleeps like a baby every trip

>>29662098
>Starswirl was a mare, Anon's best friend
>Anon called her a tuftbeard constantly
>The name stuck, and Celestia didn't bother correcting the mistranslation
>Anon just thought it was hilarious
>Her ghost is still tied to Anon, because they get stuck near the least magical thing that was important to them
>Having no innate magic, Anon doesn't age in this universe because magical wear and tear causes ageing
>Alicorns have an absurdly high tolerance for this which is why they are immortal
>Starswirl's ghost still constantly pesters Anon to fix her legacy

>>29665410
fund this

>>29665410
Ghost blowjob?

>>29662434
The emphasis should be on the word 'tell', not 'what'.

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>>29665427

>>29664424
I'm going to assume you've decided to sleep, as the alternative better not even be a slight possibility.

>>29664414
He be trippin' dubs!

>>29663751
>And poor Celestia is still mourning the death of Mr. Rogers.
right in the feels

>>29658924
Proper term for "only one of the species remaining" would be "endling".

>>29665494
And this guy.

>>29665522

>>29665189
>New friend