Sunset Shimmer Thread

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>"Cmon anon.. Keep up!"

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She in my favorite poner

>>29157276

She's also my favorite poner!

to bully.

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>>29157277
>Wanting a tsundere relationship with Sunset
My nigga.

>>29157231

She is a shit pony

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>>29157276
She's such a lovely pone

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>It was at that moment she realized the "Magic" of hypnotic suggestion

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I wanna do lewd things to Sunset

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FAT TITS

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>>29157588
THICK HIPS

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>>29157594

LUSCIOUS LIPS

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>>29157600
LONG LEGS

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>>29157603
GODDES' HIPS

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>>29157603
SWEET FEET

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>>29157860

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>>29157868

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>>29157909
>lolita Sunset
please no

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edgy Shimmer

>>29157370
i'm sorry for you
there is no cure for your shitty taste

>>29157231
I want to knock that cup into her face.

How mad would you be if she get pair up with Brad?

>>29158498
is that sketch?

>>29158519
It's by an artist called Buttersprinkle

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I want to have a bad breakup with Sunset

>>29158750
Why does she look like Doug?

>>29158773
because he made some life changes

there's an edit with her having a better nose out there, and an anthro version too (that was a fun time)

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I want her to tie me to a table, stuff her bra in my mouth and then ride my dick in the library

>>29158793
>he made some life changes
please explain

>>29158843
Doug is such a Shimmerfag, that he's turning himself into her

like that guy who loves Superman so much he's gotten plastic surgery to look like the man of steel (Christopher Reeves Superman)

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>>29158837
kinky

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>>29158866
Im really into femdom and bondage and Shimmer is the perfect girl for that.

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>>29158871

>>29158871
Yeah, heard she's popular with beta's who have extreme inferiority complexes.

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>>29158871
>>29158902
sounds good for me

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>>29158888
Check'd
>>29158902
I don't know about that. I just want to be tied down and fucked.

>>29158909
we need a nude edit of that pic asap!
also a topless, bottomless and lingerie edits

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>>29158909

>>29158916
>Check'd
So you like?

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>>29158920

>>29158934
Is it wrong that I want to life her skirt up so I can place and press my rod right up to her panties?

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>>29158934

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>>29158941
Lifting the skirt and blocking the panties would be doing it wrong, yes.

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>>29158916
Sol like this?

>>29157868
God damn. I can only imagine what it would be like to see a thick black cock slither right into her pussy and give her the ultimate pleasure. I am getting so hard thinking about it.

>>29158950
What's the right way then?

>>29158951
Other way around.
I want her to tie me down and use me
>>29158958
Whatever floats your boat, Anon.

>>29158960
Well, her panties are already exposed, so just stick your dick in it.

>>29158498
She needs a good boop.

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>>29158973
She needs a loving boop.

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I smell shitposters

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>>29158958
cuck

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Are you smarter then a Sunset?

>>29159042
Math was my best subject besides Biology

>>29159042
Probably not. It took me 2 days to do that problem.
In history, probably.

>>29159042
no but I bet I would write a better book than her

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Is there any draw request thread?
I need to see Sunset in this dress.
It gives me raging boner and I don't know why.

>>29159042
In math? Not a chance.

>>29159042
i love you sunset

why aren't you real

>>29159089
>It gives me raging boner and I don't know why.
because her ankle is showing?

>>29159022
there is literally nothing wrong with being a cuck

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>>29159111
t. cuck

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>>29159111

>>29159111
your trips don't mean shit, son

>>29159123
>>29159125
>>29159139
Sorry but your poorly endowed selves could never pleasure sunset. If you truly cared for your waifu you would give her the best gifts. What better gift than the pleasure of the BBC?

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>>29158793
That was fun. I did the better nose edit, but I rather enjoyed the one with a horsedick.

>>29159204
A true gentleman knows you don't need a big dick to pleasure a woman. You just need a skillful tongue.

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>>29159209
Is there one that fixed her broken ankle?

>>29159204
>only sex matters in relationship
typical nigger thinking

>>29159224
god dammit i didn't notice that

>>29159232
LMAOing at your naivety. Sex is an important part of relationships and a bad sex life leads to a dead relationship. Cuckoldry has the added benefit of getting your girl the optimal pleasure while providing her with emotional support.

>>29159224
No one ever did. Can't edit right now but maybe after New Year's I can take a look at that.

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>>29159253

>>29159232
>typical nigger and MTG thinking
ftfy
also, I know how to make a woman climax just from foot massages, never mind body massages
bitches love foot massages, what with them wearing tight boots and heels all day long

male masseuses are always under the microscope and have to be very careful

>that smug captcha dog looking at the fireworks has been used 20+ times already!

>>29159287
magic the gathering?

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>>29159323
Maui Thai Guy
A massive faggot that browses here and is a Shimmerfag.
He's the kind of idiot that believes the only way you can pleasure a girl is with a big dick.

>>29159323
no
the faggot who keeps talking about himself MuaiThaiGuy (which is on an intstant ban list from the mods) and hitting on other shimmerfags
basically he and Sunhawk are the reason why people hate us more than usual

>>29159362
>>29159374
Oh yeah I remember that guy. I haven't browsed /mlp/ in a while so i forgot.

>>29159383
yeah, you just missed him too
he was here a few threads ago

>>29159383
>>29159397
I think he got rebanned.
He was really annoying.

>>29159259
Of my post is "bait" then why can nobody refute my points?

>>29159453
your only argument is the lack of arguments which is obviously impossible to refute

>>29159478
The only way to win is to just stop replying.

So I've got this idea for a green. But the problem is.. It's sort of dealing with some taboo subject matter.

It'll basically be a smut green, but I still wonder if I should post it here.

>>29159751
>Taboo subject matter
Taboo is what ways?
We allow smut of course but we don't take too kindly to degeneracy.

>>29159751
what kind of taboo?
I am getting suspicious

>>29159751
interested

>>29159751
better not be some futa or trap bullshit

>>29159758
>>29159759
>>29159763
>>29159772

I'm about to head off to the gym so I won't be able to get around to it for about an hour.

But basically, it's Sunset coming over to be Anons babysitter. And the problem is, Anon is only 12 in the story.

I hope it's not too degenerate for this thread.

>>29159783
I fucks with that straight shota

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>>29159772
dicks

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>>29159783
I'd read it.
Go ahead.

>>29159783
As long as it is innocent and not sexual, otherwise don't bother or make your own thread/post in the age difference thread,

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>>29159751
make it fully sexual please

Can you guys shut up about your shitty fetishes?

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>>29159929

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>>29159929
Gah, stop it, clothing fetish.

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>>29159929
>fetishes
>shitty
scum

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You have one night with Sunset. How do you spend it? Hard Mode:no intercourse of any kind

>>29159948
Underage delete this.

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>>29159985
>Underage delete this.
9s are coming, post shimmers.

>>29160001
kek
>>29159999

>>29160001

>>29169999

Fuck me thats fast.

>>29159979
Watch a movie together and fall asleep snuggling. We have the morning to fuck each other.

>>29160001
I want to hug both of them.

>>29159979
Hug her really tightly while we watch Are you afraid of the dark.

>>29159979
>>29160031
this
I remember watching Hidalgo with my ex and we were masturbating each other during the movie
good times

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>>29160075
What is it about sex on the couch that makes it sound so much more appealing than sex in bed?

>>29160116
because it's not a normal place one has sex?

>>29160075
>>29160116
>>29160197
ha ha, fuckin epic, bros!
make sure you post these in /r/gf's later, my mans!

>>29160116
Taboo things are always sexier.
That's why fetishes like exhibitionism, incest, etc are so popular.

>>29160061
Man, that was a good show. I still get flashbacks of Dead Man's Float every time I get near a swimming pool.

>>29160268
>good show
wish I can say the same for the video game.

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Judging from P1 on Derpibooru, Sunset has a terrible farting problem and her friends are desperately asking her to stop somehow

>>29159979
Call a black bull to fuck the shit out of her and masturbate to it.

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It's honestly so obvious that a lot of the posters here are virgins.

>>29160545
>virgin as something negative
I miss pre-2008 4chan.

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>>29160545
>He has sex with real girls

>>29160550
>>29160565
It's because you aren't choosing to be virgins, buds. You can't get laid and are resorting to cartoon women who can't reject you.

>>29160550
>>29160603
I really miss it

>>29160603
I've had sex with a blonde chick before and I'm really funny, I'm a 5/10 tho, it's just that my adhd and psychopathy doesn't allow me to connect emotionally with people

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>>29160603
>You can't get laid and are resorting to cartoon women who can't reject you.
>Can't be accused of rape
>Can't get a girl pregnant
>Can't get STDs
>Cartoon women CA be perfect in anyway you want them to be
I don't see the downside here

>>29160649
>CA
can*

>>29160603
I'm 18 so theoretically I have still plenty of time but this pressure of society and culture to put a penis inside somebody's vagina is not helping.

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>>29160690
Don't listen to society.
Society is stupid.
Go fuck a horse.

>>29160603
Personally I don't care about "getting laid", unless it is an integral part of a wholesome relationship with a grill I can truly love. The problem is that actual girls are hardly a good candidate for that, at least in my experience, while Sunset is simply perfect under every aspect.

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>>29160705
I just want to shove my head into her ass and eat her out till she moans and screams in pleasure and joy and I have her marecum running down my chin then unzip my dick and finish the job.

>>29160690
I'm a 29-year-old virgin and I stopped caring years ago. Whether or not you get laid, it doesn't really matter.

>>29161122
Though that said, I still get cripplingly lonely and all I have is pretending that a fictional character could like me.

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>>29161122
Losing your virginity is just a socially constructed achievement that means nothing and has more negatives to obtaining it than positives. It's just a lie perpetrated by Jocks and Chad's that parade their sexual conquests around like a trophy when in reality, it means nothing and helps in no way.
Many famous and successful guys were virgins their whole lives like Tesla for example. The media just makes you feel like shit of you never lose it. Don't ever let it bother you. It's not worth it.

>>29161140

That is actually a good nugget of wisdom there....

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>>29161140
t. virgin.

Sex is one of the best things in the world.

It makes you feel great. And the guys who think otherwise have never had great sex.

If you can, go out and have sex with someone right now. You won't regret it.

I sure didn't regret it, I felt like a man. I felt like I could conquer the fucking world.

>>29161220
I can't betray my true love, my shimmy-wimmy.

In all seriousness though, the fact is that I can't. But instead of complaining about it and being depressed forever, I'd rather just go about my day and not worry about it.

>>29161220
How is sex in any way better than fucking a fleshlight?
I see no pros to sex, only cons.
Name one fucking benefit to fucking a girl over fucking a fleshlight.

>>29161122
I'm >>29160641
I got laid when I was 17 , she was 17 too, she was too clingy and I didn't want a serious relationship frankly I expected more from sex , probably because sex has an emotional element to it , that would explain why I felt so awkward when we cuddled afterwards(bear in mind that I'm not trying to sound edgy) you are not missing on a lot , the puss smells weird and anal licking is not that great, the feel of the puss can be emulated if you put warm mashed banana( papaya is better) on a fleshlight, I connect better with shimmy, I'm a 20 yo native american/white btw(studying to be a lawyer)

>>29161410
I enjoy hearing impressions on what it's like to have sex, so thanks for yours. Good luck getting that degree.

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>>29161289
>the fact is that I can't

Why? You get your dick caught in a blender there bucko?

>>29161344
If you don't already see the benefits, you're already beyond my help.

For me, nothing compares to a warm, soft, beautiful woman. No sex toy can give you that.

>>29161476
I can't because I get shy and intimidated by people in general. I tend to talk up to people, the way one would talk to their boss, because of an inferiority complex. There's no way I could have a healthy relationship being the way I am.

And I'm not going to pay for sex because I'd rather not have sex at all than for it to not be emotionally satisfying.

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Here's my take on it all. Guys, and sometimes girls, have a libido that needs to be fulfilled in some aspect. It's ok to be a virgin, but there are times when I genuinely feel like I NEED to have a good fuck. That however is something biological. If anyone tries to talk to me about relationships and sex in regards to social standing, I immediately treat them as if they are talking out their asses. There is nothing wrong with having sex, not having sex, being in a relationship and having sex, or being in a relationship and not having sex. It's when society tries to force it's way into the situation that the whole debacle becomes entirely unappealing and stupid.

Do what you want with your lives people, as long as it brings you happiness and doesn't breed suffering and ignorance.

LET'S TALK ABOUT SHIMMY YOU FILTHY PIECES OF INBRED SHIT

>>29161631
I wanna have sex with Shimmy.

>>29161642
Me too

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>>29161631
k

>>29161476
>If you don't already see the benefits, you're already beyond my help.
Not an argument
There is no benefits
Name
One
Fucking
Benefit
To
Sex

>>29161461
Yeah but you should stop being a hugboxing piece of shit

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>>29161571
>It's okay to be a virgin
I try to tell myself that sometimes, but I honestly don't believe it. It still means I'm an evolutionary failure. Not to mention I know my parents are disappointed.

How does having a waifu help anyway? She might as well be as distant as that cursh you have no chance with.

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>>29161631
She has really cool boots, it's a heel and it looks really good but she can stomp things.

>>29161655
D'awww
She looks so cute
But you missed the other tits dumb dumbs

>>29161670
Well if you're a purveyor of multiverse theory, like I am, then anything is possible. So hold out, anon. Your fantasies may, in some way, come to being.

If not, I can't help you.

>>29161679
Not that guy, but I didn't even notice the other pair of tits until you said something.

>>29161670
>>29161679
>>29161706
It was intentional. Sunset is pure.

Anyone remember that "Magic food tube" green about Sunset and her innocence of the human world.

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>>29161898
>Magic food tube
Whaaaaa?

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>>29157307

Tsundere Thighs

>>29161914
The short story took place after EG1 and Sunset was telling the girls about a "magic food tube" in the janitors closet. There was a hole in the wall and a small "tube" would pop out. Sunset said that when she sucked in it hard enough, a salty Louis would shoot out of it and then peanut butter crackers would then fall out of he hole for her.

They don't know how to tell her the truth.

>>29161934
>Louis
liquid*

>>29161934
>>29161937
mobilefag spotted

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>>29159204

I'd like to see Sunset Shimmer have her own TV series made by the BBC.

It could include Doctor Whooves

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>>29161941
So?

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t. tea

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t. iddies

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t. t

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isle_of_Man_TT

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>>29161662
>Name
>One
>Fucking
>Benefit
>To
>Sex

Fucking.

Unless you've never so much as touched yourself at night, thanks for answering your own question.

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Sunset wants you to help her shoot up Canterlot High. Wat do?

>>29162113
report her to the police

>>29162052
>Fucking
Explain how thats a benefit.
How is it different than fucking a fleshlight?

>>29162113
Talk her out of it.

>>29162113
I would suggest her to use magic instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-QXuGSas9o

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>>29162135
How about the fact that it feels better because you feel the warmth of another human being and have a connection with them. Of course, if you didn't have issues communicating with other humans you wouldn't be in this thread.

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>>29162113
>shoot up Canterlot High

Build a rocket sled up the wall of Canterlot High. Sunny's in the sled. When she gove the order, you press the rocket ignition button, she shoots up Canterlot High.

Next question.

>>29162135
>Explain how thats a benefit

It just is. Next question II.

>>29162173
>warmth of another human being
I can soak my fleshlight in warm water. Much cheaper than a gf.
>>29162189
>It just is
That is a "benefit" perpetrated, like I said before, the Chad's, Jocks and the media that make you think that having lots of sex is good.
Again, name a benefit of sex.

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>>29162189
>Doug Piranha

I want Starlight Glimmer to nail my head to the floor.

A grudge? Glimmy?! She's a real darling! She used to give her mother flowers and stuff! She was like a sister to me!

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>>29162226
>name a benefit of sex

Sunset Piranha would put the boot in your groin.

She's very interested in that. But then, the kids at Canterlot High were very different then. They didn't have their heads filled with all this Cartesian dualism.

>>29162226
>comparing the warmth of a small water heated piece of plastic to a full organic human that reacts to touch
Virgins are funny.

>>29162286
>full organic human
And what of you get her pregnant?
What if she acuses you of rape the next day?
What if you get an STD like AIDS?
What of she has a BF that beats the shit out of you the next day when he finds out?
Seems like a big risk just for some 'reactions'.

Absolutely no benefits.
In a couple decades we will have decent sex robots anyway.

>>29162120
You'd report your waifu to the police?

>>29162144
What if she won't listen to reason

>>29162331
Tell Celestia.
She will know how to talk her out of it or force her back to Equestria.

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>>29162286

This retard (>>29162330) needs his head nailing to the floor by Starlight Piranha.

...or he pulls his own head off, prior to Sunset Piranha using sarcasm, dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes and... satire against him.

>>29162330
Good points. The only counter I have is that I'm depressed and lonely and maybe an intimate relationship could help alleviate that, so I won't have to cry during the night anymore.

That's something that'd be hard to wait until I'm 50 for.

>>29162381
>The only counter I have is that I'm depressed and lonely and maybe an intimate relationship could help alleviate that, so I won't have to cry during the night anymore.
Sounds fine but just remember that guys have a MUCH higher suicide rate usually caused by a girl and a relationship. Be careful entering a relationship as it could harm your psyche more than benefit it.
Girls cause problems and 3rd wave feminism has encouraged them to fuck over guys and that pattern has been increasing.

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https://imgur.com/a/YIJRG

Greetings from the muscle thread

>>29162330

>And what of you get her pregnant?
Not necessarily bad especially if you don't do it casually.

>What if she acuses you of rape the next day?
I'd question why you're dating/married to a retard.

>What if you get an STD like AIDS?
Use protection.

>What of she has a BF that beats the shit out of you the next day when he finds out?
Don't fuck people with bfs? It isn't hard, buddy.

>Seems like a big risk just for some 'reactions'.
If these are "problems" for you then you're probably autistic.

>Absolutely no benefits.
Wrong.

>In a couple decades we will have decent sex robots anyway.
No we won't.

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>>29162421
>Muscle thread
>Muscular anthro shimmer

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>>29162330
You know what buddy? You're right.

You should just give up on sex entirely and never breed.

Me on the other hand? I'll be choosing to fuck at the nearest given opportunity. Enjoy celibacy and sticking your dick in a plastic toy. I'll be sticking my dick in all the girls you could have been banging yourself.

Don't worry, I'll be sure to write a report and tell you how it went.

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I come home from work and this dumb ass conversation is what I'm greeted with.

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>>29162443
>Not necessarily bad
If you want kids, sure. If you don't want kids, you're fucked. Especially if you guys separate.
>I'd question why you're dating/married to a retard.
Any girl would if they get mad enough
Any girl can become crazy enough
>Use protection
It can fail
>Don't fuck with people with BFs
She can lie to you. She could have a BF and you would never even know till he punches you

Unwanted kids, AIDS, prison time for false rape accusations and getting my ass kicked all seem like big problems.

>Wrong
You still havent said one benefit. I've listed multiple cons.

>No we won't
Yes we will


The cons of sex greatly outweigh the non-existent pros

>>29162481
Have fun ruining our life.

>>29159783
It's a self insert

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sauce on this image senpaitachi? Reverse brings back nothing

>>29162509
>our
*your

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>>29162481

Strange how so many of these 'Wizards'; here on 4chan basically support - even voted for - the ultimate Chad: Donald Fart.

Here he is grabbing pussy: while he's already married.

Hypocrisy clearly not in their vocabulary. Who are the cucks & degenerates now...?!

>>29162529
Gotcha fampai
https://derpibooru.org/1323502?scope=scpe7c87b39de138baa2688402b51d12818a03a81005

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>>29162551
Of course politics get dragged into this.

Let's all just drop everything and turn back to Shimmer.

>>29159425
Bans don't stop me you little bitch.
I post when I feel like you, or the dazzlefags get too uppity.
I anon and normalpost when I feel like you deserve it, like the good little girls you are.

>>29162553
Thanks famarino

>>29162569
>it was MTG the whole time
I had a feeling that the little shit would be this petty

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>>29162509
>>29162532
>our

You were right the first time. Subconsciously so, I suspect...!

Meanwhile, we superior Normals have girlfriends. Enjoy your hands, cucks.

We're here in 4chan. What are you personally going to do about it?

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>>29162581
Shhh, good girls get good things, I'll leave for now, not like I even posted anything other than these, I have the flu and I'm too busy looking at my beautiful self in the mirror.

Have some lewd sunset.

>>29162589
do you really need to feel superior to those who don't want a relationship?
seriously just how pathetic are you?
everyone is different, so just fuck off and fuck that "gf" you seem to try to make us think you have

>>29162499
LMAOing at your life bud. These are delusional copes by a sad boy who was broken over time. All of your "cons" can be easily avoided/fixed and everybody knows it. You are the archetypal example of the fox who cried about the sour grapes. Years of being without a significant other has led your brain to make a poor attempt to make it seem like your pathetic situation is the superior situation.

And no, there won't be sex bots within a century. Technology isn't progressing that fast despite what singularity fags will have you believe.

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>>29162621

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>>29162509
>Have fun ruining our life

Okay.

>>29162648
nah, man. you're just derailing the thread by trying to act superior to everyone else here
you like to fuck sluts, good for you
other people don't
so why the fuck can't you drop it?
you're just shitposting at this point, so everyone just needs to start ignoring you

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All this arguing is making Shimmer cry

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>>29162666

Clearly I don't need to try...!

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What would you have gotten your Sunset for Christmas?

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Daddy replied to the waifu poll!
https://twitter.com/ishiH3Art/status/815040710365696000

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>>29162708
Ah fuck yeah!

>>29162708
Also, last thread someone wanted me to ask him if the Ponks and Sunset pairing was intentional.
https://twitter.com/ishiH3Art/status/815039958310191104

How would you feel if they said Sunset is a lesbian and starts dating Ponks in the show.

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>>29162707

I'd have given her one

...and after Xmas dinner, we'd both enjoy a slow comfortable screw against the wall

And the drink was refreshing too

>>29162684
>>29162666
>>29162551
>>>/trash/6943211
This thread is better for you guys

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>>29162738
>How would you feel if they said Sunset is a lesbian and starts dating Ponks in the show

Stop it, you're turning me on.

Oh god what the hell is going on now?

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>>29162769
I popped a boner just by typing Ponks, Shimmer & Lesbian in the same sentence.

Fuck it, I ship it. I can't argue with my dick

>>29162785
Another raid

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>>29162769
>>29162796
I'd rather see her get together with Dash

>>29162823
this

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>>29162769
>Sunset is a lesbian and starts dating Ponks in the show

>69

>filename

Euphemism Alert!

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Excuse me only one Sunset ship can live

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>>29162551
>ywn put your hand on the president-elect's belly

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>>29162769
>Filename

She cannae take nae more Sexual Tension. She's gonna blow, Cap'n!

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>>29162860

Sunset is a sexually liberated girl.

She loves whoever she wants, whenever she wants.

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>>29157231
stop posting about my wife you fucking faggots

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>>29162860
>>29162823
Unlike yours, the movie actually supports ours.
Sunsets gonna eat that cupcake.

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>>29162894

Make us.

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>>29162894
but anon, we aren't posting about your wife. We're posting about mine.

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>>29162915
>Flash Sentry
Sunset's sexual attraction is flawed, it's perverted.

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>>29162920
good goy

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>INTENTIONAL

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>>29162907

When it comes to molesting Sunset's Shimmers, Ponk is an insatiable tiddy monster:

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>>29162921

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>>29162921
>Sunset's sexual attraction is flawed, it's perverted.

...it's triggering you. Good.

>>29162921
I keep seeing this kid everywhere.
What's he from?
Can someone link the vid so I can get the reference?

Just don't reply to the cuckposter, Shimmerfriends

>>29162953
Some faggot that shot up a school.

>>29162960
Can you link the vid he made?

>>29162953
elliot rodgers

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>>29162956
>the cuckposter

>>29162921 ? Sure.

>>29162968
Thanks

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Gee Sun
How come your mom lets you have TWO Twis?

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>>29162953

Just a subhuman entitled manbaby who couldn't get his dick wet. Like all those exactly like him, a retard to point & laugh at.

There is only one appropriate ship for shimshim and that is with black cock. It alone can satisfy her. And when she's satisfied by black cock. I am satisfied.

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This thread is confusing my penis.

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I still don't think Hasbro will let Ishi bring homosexual relationships into the EG show.
Maybe soon but not now.

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Sunset in fuck-me heels is Sex incarnate

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>>29163067
I'm not a fan of oversized breasts.

>>29163067
big tits reduce them.

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>>29163074

Big titted women in high heels always get me hard

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>>29163095
I love the heels but big tits never interested me.

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>>29163079

Big tits increase my dick hardness

>>29162785
mtg being a low life virgin as usual

>>29163121
>le mtg boogeyman
Mtg doesn't even exist, he left this place years ago

>>29163157
he popped up in dizzle thread a week ago

>>29163157
He popped up itt just a bit ago
He's still around and itt right now.

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>>29163237
Shes after her pie

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Would she listen to primus, brehs?
Shed be Les claypool tier on a 5 string bass no doubt

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>>29161605

Get in there and vote for Ishi. He has handled Shimmer amazingly and she wouldn't be who she is today without Ishi. Please go vote for him.

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>"Wake up, Anon. Please, just wake up. I need you."

>>29163711
Jokes on her, I was just pretending to be incapacitated.

>>29159796
>>29159811
>>29159880

I already have several thousand words written. But I don't think any of you understand.

I mean this is sex, with an underage boy..

I mean, once I post this, theres no going back..

>>29163928
>I mean this is sex, with an underage boy..
AND?
DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE?
POST IT!

>>29163933
"But Mom! I'm Twelve years old now, why do I need a babysitter? I'm not a little kid?"
>Shes turning away looking through her purse.
>"Oh sweetie you'll be fine."
"But I'm too old for a babysitter! You're just wasting money paying someone to watch me when I can watch myself."
>She turns back to you with a menacing gaze.
>"Thats enough. Remember last week when you left the stove on?"
"But-"
>"That's just ONE reason why I don't want you left at home alone."
>You grumble.
>Suddenly a knock at the door.
>Your Mom goes to get it.
>A girl in a leather jacket and orange dress answers.
>She looks maybe like 20 or something?
>"Oh hi Miss Mous, the weather sure is nasty outside huh?"
>Mom peers outside.
>"Oh yes, gross, I'll need to remember to bring my umbrella."
>She goes and grabs her umbrella.
>Then she walks back over to the girl.
>"The ad said you would need someone 3 times a week?"
>"Yes, Friday night and the weekend."
>"I see."
>Mom laughs.
>"It's so hard to find a babysitter willing to spend her whole weekend here looking after my son. Girls your age are always out having fun."
>Mom put a weird emphasis on 'fun'.
>The girl laughs.
>"Don't worry, I'm not that kind of girl. Is that the boy over there?"
>"Yes! Anon get over here and introduce yourself!"
>You grumble walking over.
"H-hi I'm uh.. Anon."
>She smiles.
>"Nice to meet you, I'm Sunset Shimmer."

>>29163961
>She shakes your hand.
>You look away from her as you stand there.
>"Now, feel free to eat anything you like while you're here. And if you want to cook for him feel free ok?"
>"Sure."
>This is so bogus.
>You know how these things go.
>Babysitter comes, and she's just in the house on her phone for 90% of the time.
>Might as well not even be there.
>Or worse, she's some dumb rules Nazi who forces you to do chores.
>"Anon should be in bed by 9:30 every night."
>As if, you'll pretend to be asleep and then flip on your game system with the volume on low while she's not paying attention.
>"And if you need anything at all, just let me know ok?"
>"Ok Miss Mous."
>Mom waves goodbye and walks out the door into the rain.
>She shuts the door behind her.
>You sigh.
>Sunset walks over to you.
>"I can tell, we're going to have so much fun."
>Whatever.
>You begin to head for your room in the back of the house when she calls back to you.
>"Wait! Come sit down on the couch, we should get to know each other!"
>Oh great.
"Can't you just leave me alone so I can play some video games?"
>She grabs you by the hand leading you over to the couch.
>"We can do that later ok?"
>We? Well that'll be interesting.
>You'll probably have to spend like 3 hours teaching her the controls, and afterwards she'll still suck.
>You're sitting on the couch next to her.
>"So, what do you like to do Anon?"
"Uh.. I like to play video games? And watch cartoons."
>"Oh me too! I like toonami, they have all the best action shows."
"Hey, I like that too!"
>She grins.
"You ever watch Dragon Ball Z?"
>"Every day when it comes on."
"Cool! We should watch cartoons together later."
>"Of course."

>>29163967
>Your stomach growls.
>Sunsets eyes look to you in a peculiar way.
>You look away from her.
>"Are you hungry?"
"It's fine, I'll just go get some snacks from the cupboard-"
>"Wanna order pizza?"
"R-really?"
>She giggles.
>"Sure, let's make it an extra large, what kind of toppings do you like?"
>She's dialing numbers into the phone.
"Well, are you sure Mom won't get mad?"
>"It's my money silly, I'll pay for it."
"Well.. Ok. I want a big meat pizza. Sausage, pepperoni, Canadian bacon, uh.. Stuffed crust."
>"Alright."
>She waits for a moment on the phone before giving out the order over the phone.
>Is this girl for real?
>Shes so cool. Shes just like a kid.
>You guess maybe she isn't all the way an adult yet.
>So maybe thats why she's cool.
>She gets off the phone.
>"Well, it's on it's way."
"Thats cool. Thanks Sunset."
>She ruffles your hair.
>"No problem Anon. You're pretty cool too."
>You heart seems to beat faster.
"T-thanks."
>"Come on, let's play some games till the pizza gets here."

>>29163974
>She's pressed up against you as the game loads up.
"You could just get a blanket if you're cold you know.."
>"I know, but you don't mind do you?"
"I guess not."
>It does feel kinda nice.
"So this is the startup screen. Do you play games?"
>"Mmmhmm. When I get off work I love to play games."
"Oh.. So you have a job."
>"It's super boring, but you know, that's what happens when you're an adult."
"That sounds like it sucks."
>"It does."
"Well.. I mean you could always come here to play games if you want."
>"You want me to?"
"Yeah, why not?"
>She nuzzles into you.
>"Oh Anon."
"Hey, knock it off, you're getting too weird."
>She giggles but then frowns a bit.
>"Are you mad at me?"
>She pulls away.
"Uh.. Well, I'm not like super angry or anything. Let's just play the game ok?"
>"Ok."

>The pizza is here.
>She's really freaking good at smash bros.
>Falcone, PAWWNCH!
>GAME!
>And the winner is, Captain Falcon!
>You growl seeing your loser Marth slowly clapping in the background.
>You grip your controller frustrated.
"Rematch rematch!"
>"I dunno, I already beat you three times now-"
"Come on, do another one, I'm sure I can win this time."
>"Alright, well, let's make it interesting then."
"What do you mean?"
>"Loser has to do whatever the winner wants."
>You grumble.
"Fine whatever. I'll make you do all my chores."
>She giggles.
>"We'll see."

>>29163983
>And the winner is..
>Captain Falcon!
"Dang it! Stupid dang cheating, you wouldn't stand still!"
>"Now now, I won fair and square."
>You grumble.
"Fine, whatever."
>She's smiling.
>"How about.."
>Dammit, she'll probably give you like a million chores now.
>So much for a fun weekend..
>"I can touch you, as much as I want for the whole weekend, and you have to let me."
>You raise an eyebrow.
"Why? Are you weird or something?"
>"I just want to is all. Why? You won't let me?"
>You sigh.
>She coils herself around you feeling along your shoulders and chest.
>"Mmm, you're so handsome."
"Eww, what are you doing?"
>"Come on, I'm just being nice."
"Do you like me or something?"
>She smiles.
>"Why, you got a girlfriend?"
"No.. It's just, you're like way older than me, and I don't know if Mom-"
>She presses her finger to your lips.
>"Y-you won't tell her right?"
"I-"
>"Promise you won't. You can't tell anyone, I'll get in super big trouble ok?"
"I guess. But.. Are you really into someone as young as me?"
>"If you're old enough for an erection, then I don't have any objections."
"E-erection.."
>You suddenly notice yourself becoming stiff.
>Sunset smiles noticing.
>You cover yourself.

>Sonata dusk gets is envious of Anon and Sunny's relationship and decides to insert herself in as a third party to get some of that love.
What happens?

>>29163987
>"I won't tell if you won't."
"I.. I don't know.."
>"We can go slow if you want."
>You pause for a moment.
"Ok.."
>Silence lingers in the room as you two sit across from each other.
>"You wanna see me naked?"
"I-i uh.. I dunno."
>"I'll get naked for you if you get naked for me ok?"
"Really? So.. You're gonna show me your boobs and stuff?"
>"And stuff? Honey, I'm gonna show you the whole deal, ass tits and pussy."
"Pussy?"
>She sighs a little.
>"I mean vagina."
"Uh.."
>Silence for a moment.
>She laughs.
>"Wait, you seriously don't know what a vagina is? You don't have like, porno mags, or like sisters, or even a sex ed class by now?"
"No. I have none of that.. Back in sex ed well."
>"Go on."
"There was just this girl that I had a crush on."
>"What about it?"
"Well, it's just that she was my very first crush. I used to think about her all the time and stuff. And like, when they started showing the movie, it made her uncomfortable."
>"I don't get it."
"So I mean, I learned all of the male stuff, but.. When it came to the female stuff I closed my eyes and plugged my ears for her sake."
>"You're kidding right?"
"No."
>She busts out laughing.
"W-what!? I really liked her!"
>"Aww, thats so cute. You didn't want to embarrass her so you made sure not to see.. I understand."
>She brushes her hand through your hair.
>"But, you wanna see now don't you?"
"Well.. If you want to."
>"Promise if I show you, you won't tell anyone about it ok? It'll be our little secret?"
"Promise."
>"Ok.."

>>29164026
>Sunset strips herself in front of you.
>Your heart is racing.
>And in the back of your mind you're hoping Mom doesn't come home right now for whatever reason.
>The bra comes off and you see her boobs.
>She pulls down her pants and underwear.
>You see this fluffy mound of hair between her legs and a groove there.
>She walks forward naked.
>You almost instinctively back away a little.
>But she grabs you hand and places it on her privates.
>"I'm gonna teach you ok? This place is what a woman has between her legs. It's called a vagina."
>Your heart is pounding hard.
"O-ok.."
>"It's very sensitive, and it's used for making babies. When the man puts his penis in here it's called having sex."
"Oh.."
>She kneels down suddenly rubbing your penis through your pants.
>"The penis goes inside, and when you ejaculate inside the woman can get pregnant."
"I-i see.. So, then you make babies?"
>"Mmhmm. Now.. As promised, I showed you mine, now you show me yours ok?"
"Y-you're not going to tell Mom right?"
>"I think I'd be in more trouble than you if I did."
"R-right.."
You stand up in front of her.

>>29164031
>She looks at you expectantly.
>"Well?"
"I uh.. You have to promise not to laugh.."
>"Silly, I won't laugh."
"Are you sure?"
>"Yeah, I promise I won't laugh or make fun of you."
"Well.. Ok.."
>You slowly begin to undress yourself.
>Sunset eyes you closely.
>You yank down your underpants exposing yourself to her.
>"Ooohh."
>You instinctively cover yourself with your hands.
>"Come on, let me get another look!"
>You move your hands.
>She stares at it weirdly for a moment.
>"Can I touch?"
"Y-yeah.."
>She runs her hand along your exposed penis.
>"Such a nice penis.. It feels good doesn't it Anon?"
"I-it feels weird."
>She pulls you down onto the floor and her bare body presses against yours.
"T-this is weird."
>"Shh.. I'll be extra gentle with you ok?"
"I'm nervous.. I don't know how to do anything."
>She nuzzles her face against you holding you warmly in her arms.
>"I'll go nice and slow.. It'll feel really good I promise."
"Y-you're sure about this?"
>"Anon.. This is what adults do when they like each other.."
>You're quiet for a moment.
>"You want to be an adult don't you?"
"Y-yeah.."

>>29164037
>"Good."
>She presses her lips against you.
>Her tongue slips past.
>She tastes like pizza.
"Mhmmmhm."
>She runs her hand through your hair.
>Warm bodies pressed against each other in the light of the t.v.
>"Anon is such a handsome little man."
>Things are silent.
"S-sunset is.. Pretty."
>She's smiling warmly as you continue to kiss and hug each other.
>"I like Anon very much now.."
"I like.. I like Sunset too."
>You feel along her bare breasts.
>"You like those?"
"Y-yeah.."
>She puffs out her chest a bit.
>"Go ahead, feel as much as you like."
>You move your hands along her breasts.
>Sunset moans a little.
"I-i'm sorry, I didn't mean to-"
>She grabs your hands placing them back on her breasts.
>"No, please, it feels really good when you touch them like that."
"Ok.."
>They're so soft and squishy and warm..
>The nipples seem magnetic to you, you can't take your eyes off them.
>You decide to try sucking on it.
>She bites her finger moaning out a little.
>"K-keep going!"
>You suckle on her nipple.
>Her hand comes over your head.
>"You're doing so good. I'm proud of you Anon."
"T-thanks."
>"Now, let me return the favor."

>>29164042
>Shes down between your legs rubbing your penis.
>"I'm gonna make you feel really good ok?"
"O-ok!"
>She grins as she slides her mouth over your penis.
>It's so warm and wet.
>Her tongue moving around and massaging your penis.
>It tingles but it feels really good..
>You can't help but make moaning noises.
>She continues to suck, her eyes looking up at you all the while.
>Her hands fondling your balls gently as her tongue swirls around the tip of your penis.
"D-does it taste good?"
>She pulls off.
>"Anons penis tastes very good. I love sucking on it!"
>She goes back to sucking.
>Her other hand sliding down and massaging her vagina as she sucks you.
>Continuous waves of pleasure flow through your body.
>Things are beginning to build up.
>You feel yourself start to burst.
>You shoot your stuff into her mouth.
>She pulls off showing it inside, and then she swallows.
"Does.. It taste good?"
>"Mmm.. Anon your penis is the best tasting thing in the whole world to me."
"Y-you like it huh?"
>"I'll suck it as many times as you want."
"I.. I felt really good just now."
>"You're becoming a man now Anon.."
"Was that sex then?"
>"Mmm, more of foreplay.. But we'll get to sex another night.."
"Ok.."
>She wraps her arms around you.
>You're both holding each other naked.

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>>29164046
I came.
Good night all.

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>>29162482
Just ignore them.
Here, have a Shimmer.

>>29164046
Umm, pastebin please? goddamn!

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>>29164046
Great story.


While reading this, I realized that I have never come across a green of Anon fucking pony Sunset. They all have her as a human.

Can someone please do a green where Anon fucks Pony Sunset. Preferably in the Canterlot library.

I would do it but I've tried my hand at writing greens and it didn't get received too well.

>>29164046
What if Sunset is actually a prostitute who is cool as shit, and anon's parents realize he is getting older and wanted to get him a "babysitter" so he could get some?

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>>29164139
You don't get a 12 year old a prostitute and don't try to control the writer. Writers hate that. Most do anyway.

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Good night, Shimmerfriends.

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Fuck dealing with 3D! I'm back to fanart, greens, and posts about the waifu

>>29163928
I hope this is a oneshot and you're not going to post anything like this again, if you are take it here >>29160677 and don't bother posting here.

>>29164290
Agreed. It wasn't my thing but he gave warning and has a trip so I can filter and skip over it so I appreciate that regardless.

>>29164290
>>29164295
F-f-f-f-f-f-faaaaaaaaags

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I just requested this from a writefag, what do you think Shimmerfriends?