RGRE: Reversed Gender Roles Equestria

>>29075955
you know, I dont think we need to remake the thread at exactly the 500 mark. letting the old thread get a few more pages back isnt anything bad.

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>>29075955
I wrote some multichrome horse.
http://pastebin.com/2nbeUiRp

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>Be the fastest, coolest, mareliest flier in Equestria.
>The one and only Rainbow Dash.
>And today was the day you got to make a colt cry!
>...
>You know what, it sounded better yesterday, but screw it.
>Anon would do whatever you wanted later, and that made it worth it in the end.
>You blew the red bangs from your eyes and pouted.
>Stupid Anon… always making you feel like a little foal, saying you were… cute.
>That funny feeling started up in your stomach and you grumbled.
>This time you’d be the one making HIM look cute.
>A skimpy butler uniform should do nicely to put the image in his mind.
>Maybe with socks… and a loose fitting shirt with a plunging neckline.
>The wings on your back twitched.
>Ooh… that sounded amazing.

>”Dash, done warming up yet? Hey… is that a wing—”

“NO!” you said, whirling around and coming face to face with Home Run

>She blinked, stopping only for a moment in chewing her bubble gum before shifting the wooden bat on her shoulder.
>”Okay…” Home Run said, giving you a blank look. “Well the girls are ready to get started. Oh, and the human came by dressed in some sort of uniform, says he was playing today and you’d explain everything.”

“Right, I’ll be right over. Just give me a minute—I gotta, stretch and stuff,” you said and cleared your throat.

>”I always found thinking about something else helps.”

>You scrunched your muzzle.
>S-Stupid Anon...

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>>29075955
I like this pic
also checked

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>>29075989
>You weren’t sure how the girls would react to including Anon in your regular games.
>Matches on the green could get pretty rough and rowdy.
>Fights never broke out or anything, but slide tackles, rough elbowing, and ponies getting beaned by the hoofball happened often enough.
>They all seemed pretty happy to rein themselves in for Anon’s sake though.
>Everypony smiled and gave him advice on how to hold the smackstick.
>Dust Devil and Hay Stack even jumped at teaching the rules, each of the other mares chiming in here and there, trying to help Anon learn.
>He remarked a few times that the rules sounded a lot like something called based ball back in his world oddly enough.
>Oh colt, this ain’t no sissy stallions game, whatever based ball was.
>He’d learn.

>Eventually you got tired of everypony surrounding Anon, giving him advice and explaining more and more stuff, and just broke it up and got two captains picked.
>You stood in line like usual, chest puffed out, ready to be snapped up within the first few picks.
>Of all things… Cornstalk picked Anon first.
>...
>What the hay…?
>He was a colt.
>There’s no way he was good, let alone first pick worthy.

>You quirked an eyebrow and looked around you.
>Nopony but you seemed to find this odd.
>You narrowed your eyes as they all cheered him on as he walked over.

>>”Good luck Anon!”
>>”Do your best, colt.”
>>”Go easy on us, ya hear?”
>>”If you need any pointers, don’t be a stranger.”

>...
>Oh no…
>Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh filly no no no—

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>>29075793
>>29075954

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLjaL8x8StY

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>>29075994
>Home Run bunted Anon’s straight pitch then took off as a light trot down the line to first base.
>Anon scrambled up, grabbed the ball then whipped it over to first.

>>“OUT. That’s the game,” the umpire yelled.

>Big League gave a sheepish smile and rubbed the back of her neck.
>”Ya got me, big guy. Good job.”

>FUCK

>You stared up at the scoreboard a horrible feeling settling in your stomach.
>32 to 5.
>Anon wasn’t bad as it turns out.
>He took to the pitcher’s mound despite the girl’s warning that it was a hard position and he could get hit with the ball.
>Anon being Anon of course he HAD to show them he could do it.
>And for somepony with no magic, he did a pretty good job, you had to admit...
>For a colt.
>But he still wasn’t better than the two other pitchers on their team, Whiplash and Hail Mary, who pretty much sat useless in the outfield the whole time.
>No, with the teams as they were, this should have been easy…
>There was just one apple-bucking problem.

“You guys went easy on him!” you said, whirling on your teammates.

>The girls gave you a look.
>>”Well… yeah,” Home Run said. “Did you expect us to play hard against a poor little stallion. Come on Dash, I know you like to win but have some integrity. Look how happy he is.”

>Anon was standing in his stupid little based ball uniform that admittedly looked cute as tartarus on him.
>He gave you a smile and a wave.
>“Good game, Dash. That was fun.”

>You whipped back to your teammates.
“But, but, but… you don’t understand! He was supposed to cry!”

>Home Run furrowed her brow.
>>”... are you for real?”

“Yes! I mean no! I mean… ughhhh, it’s more complicated than that.”

>Dust Devil gave you a bemused look and popped her bubblegum.
>>”...k”

“You know what, I don’t need that kind of negativity. I’m gonna go—”
>You let out a mewl as Anon scooped you into his arms from behind.

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>>29076005
>He snuggled his big dumb face into your mane as you squirmed in his grip.

>“Heya, Dashy. You did good out there, but my team won, and you know what that means.”

>A blush formed on your cheeks as he carried you away like a yearling, the whole mare hoofball squad looking on with wide eyes.
“Anon, n-no. Put me down already. Everyone’s looking.”

>”Nope. I won. It’s snuggle time until I get you in your outfit for the day.”

>A cold sweat broke out on your forehead.
”Outfit…?”

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>You stared into the mirror, a low whine draining out of you.
>A frilly, black and white maid’s outfit fit snuggly on your body.
>The skirt rose quite a bit above your flank and was paired with a practically see through inner skirt that came down a few inches lower.
>The result was a mesh that teased at the curvature of your backside, and more than likely would reveal your hindquarters if you bent over too far.
>The neckline had a small V that caught a bit of your tuft, pushing it up.
>The outfit even came with long, silky, white socks that caressed your legs as you moved.
>You couldn’t help but wince as your nether regions tingled a bit as you shifted your weight back and forth.

>Celestia, this was so humiliating...
>It’s wasn’t like clothes suddenly made nudity taboo.
>But something about the way they concealed, it made you think there was something naughty about being seen.
>It was like wrapping someone up in a present… you just wanted to unwrap them right away.
>Clothes seemed to say ‘ah, ah, no peeking’ and it drove you nuts.
>Even if you were the one wearing them.

“Anoooon…?” you called out. “Do I have to do this?”

>”Aw, come on, Dash. Just let me see you in it one time. Pleeease?”

>You frowned.
“I don’ wanna.”

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>>29076012
>”Why are you so embarrassed? I bet you look good.”

>Your tail swished back and forth and your ears laid back.
“You promise not to laugh or anything?”

>”Cross my heart, and hope to die, stick a cupcake in my eye.”

>Dangit, he used the pinkie promise.
>Well… you already lost the bet anyhow.
>You were a mare of your word at the very least.
>You took a breath and nudged the door open.
>A few tentative steps brought you out of his bathroom and into his living room.
>Just the movement in the outfit, combined with Anon staring straight at you set your heart racing.

“H-Here I am,” you said giving his expression a glance. “I know, stupid right?”

>He looked taken aback.
“What? No way, Dash, you look stunning. Did you look at yourself before coming out?”

>You took your eyes from the floor and looked up at Anon.
>”Really?”

“Absolutely.”

>>”I concur, darling.”

>You jumped, letting out a yelp and attempting to spread your wings.
>The maid outfit unfortunately hadn’t come with wing holes, so you instead smacked back to the ground, landing in a crumpled pile of fabric.
“Rarity?! W-What are you doing here? Don’t look at me! Anon, why is she here?”

She scoffed.
>>”Who do you think tailored the outfit, Rainbow Dash? Anon invited me so I could see how it fit while I let him borrow it,” she said, and took a sip from a tea cup held in her magic.
>>“And might I say, I am amazed by the results. You look like you could grace any manor, yet there’s plenty of sexiness to it all… who knew our Dashy had it in her.”

“R-Rarity!” you said, covering your face with your hooves.

>>“Oh hush. Now if we can only do something with your hair. Be a dear and stand up. I have a few forms I’d like you to take so I can see if I got things right.”

“What?”
>You narrowed your eyes at her.
>”Rarity, I’m not modeling for you.”

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>>29076017
>>”Actually,” she said, giving Anon a glance. “As I’ve been told, you’ve lost a bet. Anon?”

>”It’ll be quick, Dash, I promise,” he said, putting his hands together in a pleading gesture. “Rarity only let me borrow this for you if I got her someone to model it. Besides, there’s no reason for you to be ashamed. You look amazing in it.”

>You let out a whimper.
>He could flatter you all he wanted… the dress still barely covered your butt, and every time Anon looked at you, your stomach did flips.
>All it’d take was for you to turn around… your tail didn’t do much on it’s own…
>Celestia, why did clothes make you feel MORE naked?
>You caught yourself rubbing your back inner thighs together.
>The thought of Anon seeing you drip onto the floor made your face heat bright red.
>It would be so easy for him to catch a glimpse of your marehood…

“Anon, can I just… do something else?”

>Anon sighed and gave you a disappointed look.
“Well… I don’t want to force you if it really bothers you. But you did lose, and I know you wouldn’t have let me off the hook so easy.”

>You flinched.
>Karma was out of blood today.

>“Rarity, do you have anything else dash could try?”

>Rarity put a hoof to her chin and hummed.
>>”I have some other pieces. I’m afraid they’re a bit more risque though. They’re part of a special interest line and this is one of the more tame outfits.”

>“Ah… well thanks anyways. Dash go ahead and give her the outfit back I guess. I’ll think of something else.”

>You started to reach back and use your teeth on the ties on the midsection when Rarity spoke up.

>>”Please do not use your mouth, dear. That’s high quality cashmere.”

>You spat out the knot you were working out and glared at her.
“How they heck am I supposed to get this thing off then?”

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>>29076023
“Just let me do it, and stop being so fussy,” she said and her horn flared to life.
>A blue aura enveloped your socks and began sliding them off your hooves one at a time.
>You bit your lip as each one slid down your limbs, stroking your fur all the way down.
>Next Rarity started loosing your skirts, and you instinctively moved your backside to face away from Anon.
>The skirt fell to the floor and the cool air met your flanks.
>You shuddered.
>It never occurred to you how erotic it would feel to have only the top of your outfit left.
>Your whole backside felt exposed—right out in the open for anyone to see.
>For Anon to see.
>Your breathing picked up and you shut your eyes.
>This was much worse.
>You couldn’t do this.
>Not with Anon in the room, and you couldn’t just ask him to leave.
>Anon might not understand why but Rarity sure would.
>That’d be almost as embarrassing.

“R-Rarity?” you said as you felt her magic start pulling your top down.
>You slapped a hoof to the fabric, stopping it from slipping past your shoulders.

>>”Hm? Yes, darling.”

“Put the skirt back on, um, p-please.”

>She cocked her head to the side.
>>“Well whatever for? I’m already mostly done,” she said, the fabric loosening around your shoulders. “You’ll be down to nothing in no time.”

“Please don’t word it like that…”

>>”Dash, I’m afraid I don’t understand what you’re trying to tell me.”

“Just… put it all back on please. I’ll do the stupid modeling thing. I just want to get this over with.”

>Anon and Rarity paused then traded questioning looks.
>”If that’s what she wants,” Anon said with a shrug.
>Rarity gave a haughty hmph but thankfully slid your top back on and started fixing the skirts.
>The fabric dragged up your backside, sliding across your sensitive marehood.
>Thankfully you didn’t make any noise at that, but you’d started to feel a bit dizzy at this point.

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>>29076028
>>”Alright, now that things are in order, again, we can get started. Alright Dash, start by pushing your chest out and arching your back.”

>You tried your best to school your features and posed, trying not to look at Anon, who you knew would be staring straight at you the entire time.
>You felt your marehood wink and a thin line of something hot and wet dripped down your inner thigh.
>This was going to be a long modeling session.

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>The session lasted an hour, but it felt like an eternity.
>There was no way half of those poses were “standard practice” and you could see that perverted glint in Rarities eye when she told you to try embracing the role more.

>Thankfully Anon eventually intervened and told Rarity that her part of the deal had surely been dealt with and sent her off for the time being.
>Your mind immediately wandered to risque territory when it was just the two of you, but Anon only asked you to do some chores while he relaxed.
>No mocking or teasing you—He just put his feet up and read while you dusted and tidied up.
>Part of you felt relieved, but at the same time, you’d expected him to really take advantage of this.
>You were still nervous, sure, but it felt slightly anticlimactic in a way.
>He should have teased you a little, right?
>You grumbled to yourself.
>This colt was so frustrating.

>Eventually dinner time came around and he’d ordered pizza instead of having you cook something, though he asked you to do the dishes.
>Honestly considering he treated you and let you pick the topping, it wasn’t much a punishment.
>Any decent mare would have done that for their stallion.

>You pause mid scrub.
>What would that even be like?
>He could cook a mean meal when he wanted to.
>Probably wouldn’t be so bad living with him.
>You shook your head, brushing aside the thoughts.
>Who were you kidding.
>There’s no way you two would get along.

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>>29076032
>The last dish joined the others on a drying rack and you let out a satisfied sigh.
>Glancing out the window, you saw the sun was going down.
>Only a little while longer…
>You’d agreed that sundown would end the bet and call your punishment game fulfilled.
>He had time for one more thing.

>You took a deep breath and headed into the living room.
>Anon lay back against one side of the couch, flipping through channels with a remote.
>His shirt had ridden up a bit, letting you see just a bit of his lower torso.
>You gulped.
>He shifted, revealing another inch and you leaned forward.
>Come on… little bit more please...

>“You finished, Dash?”

>You jumped and snapped your eyes to his face.
“Y-Yeah. Finished ‘em.”
>If he’d caught you leering, he said nothing of it, and instead beckoned you over.
>You walked close head slightly down, ready for whatever he’d cooked up to complete your punishment game.

“Alright, Anon, lay it on me. I can take it.”

>He chuckled and smirked down at you.
>”Okay” he said. “Your master orders you to get up here and sit in his lap.”

>A light blush spread across your muzzle and your eyes darted between him and floor.
>Come on, Dash, be a mare and stick to your word.
>You took a deep breath, then hopped up and turned to plop yourself into his lap.
>You tentatively leaned back into his chest, thankful that the outfit held your wings down.
>He picked up the remote again and flipped the channel.
>The logo for ESPNY flashed across the screen.
>Your mouth turned up into an open smile and you sat up as you realized this was tonight’s crashball game.
>The Manehattan Matadores vs the Cloudsdale Cloppers, the grudge match for the right to fight in the seasons finale in Canterlot.
>You thought you were gonna miss it.

>>29076040
>But there was still something that you didn’t understand.
“So…” you said, tilting your head up at him. “How’d you know I’d be missing the game today? I don’t even talk about my team to anyone.”

>”Is that because you root for the Manehatten Matadors instead of your hometown team?”

>You stiffened.
“Who told you?”

>”Fluttershy. I also know it’s because they’re underdogs, and something about that makes you love rooting for them. They’ve also been having issues with their name because some ponies think it culturally appropriates Minotaurs, and that gets you fired up from time to time.”

“I know!” you said, throwing your hooves up. “It’s so dumb. They’ve had that name for decades and now ponies want to change it? Ugh.”
>Anon chuckled and you cleared your throat.
“A-Anyways yeah, if they can win here they can go to the championships. They haven’t been this close to a gold horseshoe trophy in years and they really deserve it. I mean, Buckeye really has put her sweat and blood into this…”

>You trailed off, realizing you’d been rambling at a colt about sports and cleared your throat.
“Right, but… anyhow, it looks like this won’t be their game this time. But hey, there’s next year.”

>Anon nodded along, watching the game without saying much.
>You turned and looked up at him, furrowing your brow.
“Anon?”

>”Mm?”

“Do you even like crashball?”

>”Not really.”

“Then what gives? Aren’t you going to make me do something humiliating?”

>He gave you a look that seemed to say ‘really?’ and put his hand on your head, gently ruffling your mane.

>”Now why would I do something like that?”

“Well…” you said, looking down at your feet. “I lost.”

>“Oh Dash,” he said and pulled you into a hug, forcing a totally marely sound out of you.

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>>29076044
>“None of this has been about making you feel bad or doing anything mean to you. Heck, even though I knew you’d hate it at first, I think you look really cute in the maid uniform.”

>All his praise from the day echoed in your mind.
>Your heart sped up and you pulled your hooves to your chest.
>Maybe… it wasn’t THAT bad.
“It’s okay… I look good in it I guess, so. I mean it’s no big deal. Heh, I bet I could make anything look good anyhow. It’s just not my style, is all”

>“Mmhm…”
>He smiled and lowered his chin to your mane.
“And I figured after you’d worked so hard and stepped so far out of your comfort zone, you’d like to unwind a bit and catch your game.”

>You sat still for a moment, staring off at nothing in particular.
>That… was actually kinda sweet of him.
>You turned your attention to the game and relaxed.

>The two of you stayed like that for a little while, watching the game with you snuggling your back into his large frame.
>Anon’s size tended to intimidate and bother you most times.
>It was so frustrating to have a stallion so much bigger than you.
>But laying against him, his arms around you—it felt good to put your back against his broad chest and nestle into him.
>Being the little spoon like this felt nice in a way.

“Hey… Anon?”

>”Yeah?”

>You fidgeted with your forehooves and bit your lip.
”Um… I don’t really know how to say this but… today wasn’t so bad.”

>“I’ll take that as a compliment,” he said with a smile. “Spending my time with a such a cute mare wasn’t too bad for me either.”

>You made a pout and crossed your hooves.
>A sigh escaped you and relaxed back into him.

“I’m cool, not cute.”

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>>29075989
>"What if i massage your wing while i rub your belly?

>>29076012
i think i gonna died.

>>29076053
That ends it for this installment. Batpone is still kinda going but I decided to transition since I got a bit of writers block on the sex scene I'm at. This took... about 2 days to write, so it's not like I'm abandoning anything.

Anyhow, feedback is greatly appreciated. I'm wondering how you guys are feeling about the themes I work with in particular. Hope you guys enjoyed as always.

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>>29076072
YOU DID GREAT JOB APHEMERAL!

Time for g-g-g-g-g-green

>You wake up in your bed, with a sore hoof and a familiar smell in the room.
>You groan, and roll over onto your chest, tiredly staring at the headboard of your bed.
>The touch of your hoof is nothing like a stallion.
>No matter what you do, no matter how hard you play with yourself, not even if you use some 'tools' to help you, it will never feel as good as a stallion's member.
>Memories of the last time you had one flash through your mind.
>You bite your lip, and try to shake the thoughts out of your head.
>You still have work, after all.
>Sighing heavily, you slide out of bed.
>You trot over to the shower, irritated at the fact that you have nopony to help you with your heat.
>Not even a mare for moral support.
>Or less than moral support.
>You giggle slightly at your own little joke.
>Standing in your shower, you set the temperature to the -exact- one you like.
>Melting under the stream of water, you sigh happily as it washes the various fluids and dirt away.
>It feels incredibly good, and your mind begins to wander.
>Although your hoof is a good way to stave off the worst inclinations of lust, your thoughts can't help but turn to the oddly small minotaur under your care.
>You recall all the facts you stated yesterday, and involuntarily shiver at the thought of his touch.
>Being that heat made every mare that experienced it super sensitive, the brief moment when his paw touched your hoof felt heavenly.
>There is one thing you forgot.
>The species barrier.
>He can...relieve your urges for the rest of your heat...
>And you won't get pregnant!
>Oh, how it would feel to have it happen inside!
>And because of the sensitivity....
>You start to drool at the imagined feeling of the release inside you.
>Some part of your mind snaps awake, and decides to stop your lust-addled descent of your thoughts.

I want to make a new op for RGRE. which princess should it feature doing what? Maybe all the princesses, and a certain Pinball rape scene?

>>29076122
Logic.

>>29076044
I love it.

>>29075575
NOF YOU POSTED THIS AT THE END OF THE THREAD

STOP THAT

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>Ponies are very puritan about sex
>Its for reproduction and that is it
>Anon shows up and eventually hooks up with a pony
>She starts talking about their fun times in the bedroom to other mares
>Half of ponyville consider him a sex god. The other half a deviant
>Anon is just pissed it took him six months of pleading to get his mare to try giving him a blowjob

>>29076232

>"I heard they even do it with the lights on and that they cuddle afterwards!"
>Lily blushed fiercely, her delicate sensibilities unused to hearing of such lewd and scandalous behaviour.
>"I can't believe Redheart is such a slut. I mean some ponies follow Celestia's teachings to the letter and wait until after they're married, and even then they only actually have the S word a couple of time in their lives. Yet there she is letting herself be used like a cheap Manehattan street-walking tail raiser every night!"
>"It's downright shameful." Agreed Lily. "And to think she's the pony trusted with our foals well-being when they get themselves hurt."
>"Just be glad you don't live next door to them," continued Roseluck, "poor Lyra and Bon-Bon haven't gotten a wink of sleep in two days."

>>29076193
no

>>29076053
Cute. TIME FOR GREEEN!

“Hey Dash. What do you think about Cloudchaser?”
>”W-why do you want to know?”
>Dash puts on an painfully fake smile, but Anon isn’t even looking at her.
“Oh, y’know, I was thinking about asking her out. I think she’s cute and all, and I figured why not.”
>Through gritted teeth Dash responds.
>”That’s great Anonymous. I think you should totally ask her out.”
“Thanks Dash, I knew you’d be able to help me.”
>”She’s a great mare, heheheh…”
>Later, Anon spots Cloudchaser in the marketplace and walks up to her.
“Cloudchaser, I’ve been thinking recently, and well, are you doing anything tonight?”
>She looks around nervously.
>”Tonight? Uhh… I’m busy tonight. Yeah. Totally occupied.”
“Oh, well how about tomorrow, or maybe the day after if that’d work better for you.”
>Cloudchaser beings to sweat nervously.
>”No, I’m actually going to be busy all week. And the next one. In fact, I’m booked for the entire year-ohlookatthetimeIgottagoseeyaAnon.”
>With a cloud of dust she bolts off in the other direction.
“What the hell?”
>”Yeah, what was up with that, huh?”
“Oh, hi Dash. When’d you get here?”
>”Soon enough to see you get denied by that jerk. Sorry that had to happen to you, Anon. It sure was weird.”
“Tell me about it, that’s the fifth mare this month too.”
>”Well now if you’re not doing anything tonight, how about we go out for a few drinks?”
“Alright, Dash, I’ll meet you at the bar in a few.”
>”See ya there!”
>As Rainbow Dash waved goodbye to Anon, she heard somepony behind her say something.
>”Cloudchaser doesn’t know what she’s missing, I would so date Anon.”
>Dash twists around and glares wide-eyed at the mare she overheard.
>”If you even THINK about asking Anon out I will fucking KILL you, got that?”
>Roseluck promptly ran away with her tail between her legs.
>Today was a maintenance kind of day.

>>29076146
Logic?

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>>29076005
>>You let out a mewl as Anon scooped you into his arms from behind.
kek
thats hilariously adorable

>>29076263
Logic with 4chan.

RGRE SEX GONE WRONG!?

"No, Twilight it goes in your mouth. Twilight no stop!"
>Twilight begins to blow on your dick as if it was hot soup or something.
>"I don't think I quite understand how to do this."
"And I don't think I'm going to be able to keep this erection if you're serious."
>She gives you a sheepish.
>"I think you may need to explain it." she whispers

>>29076122
All the princesses wearing sunglasses, biting their lips as anon bends over

>Hello pony.
"Hello pony."
>"Wake up Mr. Giraffe."
>Gotta catch that ghost!
>Shibbydewap wap wap.
"These ghosts sure are scary."
>I accept this award in the name of Anon. For he is me, and I am him.
"I am a shadow, the true self."
>"Hey bby wnt sum fuk?"
"IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER. I HAD TO FALL, TO LOSE IT ALL. AND IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER."

>Luna tried to enter Anon's dream.
>It's worse than Discord.
>Pony dreams aRE usually so orderly and lucid, if a bit boring.
>With no experience with human dreams she can't tell if this is normal or if Anon is severely mentally ill.
>Tries her best night after night to get a read on him.
>Luna almost turns back into Nightmare Moon out of sheer frustration.

>>29076284
>RGRE sex ed is terrible
>Just...terrible
>Mare may be obsessed with sex, but they are fairly clueless about actually doing it
>Penis goes in vagina, that's about the extent of their knowledge
>They don't have the ponynet to corrupt them utterly
>Just virgins bragging to other virgins about things that didn't happen
>And the pony version of Cosmo magazine giving out horrible sex tips to stallions

Don't Stand so Close to Me update
http://pastebin.com/Xn4riUdY

> Be Principal Celestia
> The past few months have been relatively peaceful, and easy on your conscience
> You only masturbated while fantasizing about Anon around once per week, the guilt in your heart lessening each time
> The young man himself has been rather busy with schoolwork as well as the increased membership of his club
> Meanwhile, the school is gearing up for this year's Fall Formal, this time with a noticeable lack of jewelry of any kind
> You don't even have to worry about the siren girls, they seem pretty happy with their paid internship with your old novelist friend
> All in all, things are going well
> You open the door to your office to make the usual rounds, only to find a familiar face waiting for you
> Anon grins sheepishly
> You are at once slightly warmer and anxious
"Mr. Aggot, how are you doing? I trust the club is going well."
> He nods happily
> "Quite well, on both counts. Big Mac is a great vice-president, I'm lucky to have him in the club. But I was hoping you could help with something else..."
> You cross your arms and raise an eyebrow
"And that would be?"
> His face turns red and he looks at the floor
> "Could you teach me how to dance?"
> What
"I find it hard to believe you can't find a better teacher."
> He rubs his neck and sighs
> "There were a lot of volunteers, but... I don't like the way the girls look at me. Like I'm just some piece of meat."
> Ah
> What do you even say to that?
"Surely one of the teachers..."
> He gazes at you with pleading eyes
> "Please, Ms. Celestia. You're the only one I can trust."
> Hnnngggg
> That is unfair, boys this cute do not exist
"Alright, I'll teach you. Come back here once your club is over, alright?"
> He beams at you
> "Yes ma'am! Thank you so much!"
> He runs off down the hallway, his rump pert and
> Look away, Celly, look away

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>>29076053
>>29076072
Too fuggen cute man

>>29076335
> The car ride home reminds you too much of the last time, even without Anon being soaking wet
> It makes you irritated at yourself that you still feel flustered after months of getting used to being attracted to Anon
> He doesn't even have to do anything, just sit in the passenger seat, legs splayed just enough to hint at something in the crotch of his pants
> You fix your eyes back on the road, trying not to remember the times you fantasized about this very situation going rather differently
> Luna is full of crap, you have decided
> Keep it separate from reality, fine, but what do you do when reality makes it happen?
> Anon coughs
> "If you don't want to, you don't have to. I mean, it's not the end of the world if I don't know how to dance."
> What is this boy talking about?
"It's fine, I'll just push more work onto Luna. Executive privilege, eh?"
> He smiles a little at that
> "It is convenient. I was just worried because you looked stressed out about something just now."
> It's so nice to have a sweet, attentive boy worried about you
> You smile, platonic affection welling up in your chest
"You're a good kid, Anonymous. Don't worry about it, I'm fine."
> He gazes at your face for an extra second, trying to gauge how much he should really worry
> Too cute
> "Okay, but let me know if there is anything I can do for you. It's the least I can do."
> ...
> He really shouldn't have said "anything"
> Oh good, there's your driveway

> While Anonymous hangs up his coat in the closet, you look among your music collection
> You suppose having so many CD's is a bit outdated nowadays, but you have a lot of fond memories tied to them
> Now, where is some good music to dance to?
> You browse down the shelves, leaning down to read the album names of the lower cases
> Ah, here we go
> You pick out Stunt, by the Bare Naked Lords
> You turn and catch Anon staring at
> Your ass?
> No, that can't be right
> Then you glance down at his crotch, and helloooo there big guy

>>29076346
> Anon follows your gaze, then scrambles for one of the throw cushions on the couch
> ...
> You look over your shoulder at your butt
> It's not that great, is it?
> Anon is staring fixedly at the floor, his face utterly red
> "I'm sorry, I just couldn't look away. Wait- I mean-"
> You laugh, honestly relieved not to be the one flustered and overly aroused
"It's fine, you're a growing young man. Why don't you go to the bathroom and take care of it, and I'll get things set up."
> Your heart warms at your triumph
> You are a professional, responsible adult, not taking advantage of a young, impressionable man
> He nods mutely and flees your gaze
> Wait
> He's going to be masturbating in your bathroom
> ...
> You want to listen
> You quickly put the CD in the player and cue up the first song you want to work with
> Then you silently creep up to your bathroom door, ears straining to hear his cute little grunts
> You lick your lips as you hear the desperate sounds of Anon's hand working his manhood
> Your fingers twitch, longing to tend to your rising arousal
> Wait no, you shouldn't be doing this
> Just because he got a boner doesn't mean you can-
> Anon groans, and all other sound abruptly stops
> You bite your lip, your thighs pressed firmly together
> You stealthily return to the living room as you hear the faucet turn on
> You have a few precious moments to get yourself back under control, to focus on what you really should be doing
> When Anon does return, you give him your best, professional smile
"All better?"
> He nods meekly, still visibly flustered
> You could just eat him u-
> Focus, Celly
> You beckon him over
"We'll start with the waltz. Your left hand goes here,"
> You clasp his hand in you right, extending out to the side
> "And your right goes behind my back like so."
> You grab his other hand and place it on the lower part of your shoulder blade
> It is at that point that you notice the precise difference in height between you and him

>>29076350
> His head is just a few inches lower than your chin, which is to say the perfect height to rest on your pillowy slopes
> Speaking of which, the girls are taking up most of the space between you and Anon
> The poor boy is blushing and looking away
> Why does this feel good?
> You kinda want to fluster him some more
> It's not everyday that an attractive guy is visibly affected by your sex appeal
> "Um, Ms. Celestia? What do we do next?"
> Oh, right
"Staring with the downbeat, step to the side and..."
> As you lead him through the steps, he tries to look at his feet
> Unfortunately for him, your chest is sort of in the way
> As a result, he hasn't stopped blushing
> And you think you get it now
> When he was just oblivious to his own appeal, or earnestly and innocently admiring you, you felt like a dirty old woman
> But now that he is embarrassed and aroused, it's easier to resist the urge to do this and that to him
> You bring him around for a turn, and he stumbles
> Anon's full weight crashes into you, knocking you on your back
> You hiss in pain as your head collides with the thankfully carpeted floor
> You look down at your chest, where Anon's head is nestled
"Well, at least your head was cushioned."
> He jerks up, blushing furiously
> "S-sorry! I just tripped and, uh,"
> He tries to get up, but he stops short
> "Could you let go of my hands?"
> Hm?
> Oh
> You should probably do that sometime soon
> There is something poking at your thigh though, and you are suddenly feeling very warm
> Anon licks his lips, anxiously searching your eyes for... something
> "Ms. Celestia?"
> You let go of his hand, then lean slightly to release the other one pinned under your back
> He scrambles back, his legs drawn up to hide his erection
> Cute
"Sorry about that, got distracted. Are you okay?"
> You prop yourself up on your hands and smile
> He looks down at his lap, frowning
> Damn, have you been handling this wrong?

>>29076335
>>29076346
>>29076350
>EG
>anime cliche everywhere
Just fucking stop this shit.

>>29076355
> "I guess you already know, but I sort of lied before. It's not because I didn't trust anybody, I asked you because..."
> He gives you a tentative smile
> "I love you, Celestia."
> Oh, you precious little child
> "And I can't stand deceiving you when you've been nothing but helpful to me. Can you forgive me?"
> You stand up slowly, rubbing where your head hit the floor
> What are you supposed to do with earnest, besotted boys?
> You sigh
"Anonymous, I am well aware of your affection, you weren't that sneaky."
> He nods
"But you have to understand, I am a grown woman, and you are still a minor. No matter how much I do like you, it'd be a crime if we acted on it. Get back to me after you graduate, and then we can talk on more equal footing."
> Your blue-beaned clit is disagreeing with you, but that's part of being an adult too
> Anon slowly stands up, the light of hope glistening in his eyes
> "So, when I graduate, we can start dating?"
> You really shouldn't lead him on
> He's too young, too nice, too pure
"Yes."
> You win this time, clit
> He beams at you, rushing in for a hug
> You gingerly return the hug, resisting the urge to push his head into your cleavage
> Why does he have to make things so hard?
> Especially your nipples?
> After a long moment, he draws back, wearing a goofy grin
> Boys are just too cute
"So, do you still want to learn how to dance?"
> He nods eagerly, then pauses
> "Should I go to the bathroom to take care of my, uh, reaction?"
> You eye his bulge

>>29076359
get over yourself, some of us are enjoying this

>>29076355
keep going

>>29076362
> Yeah, that could be distracting
"That would be a good idea. Dancing is hard enough with two legs, let alone three."
> He blushes, his smile trembling with happiness
> Anon takes a deep breath
> "D-do you want to w-watch?"
> Your womanhood convulses at the thought
> Which is probably a good indicator
"Don't tempt me, Anonymous. I want to stay out of jail."
> He grins
> "So you are tempted~"
> You scowl at him
"If you don't behave, I won't meet with you again."
> He sobers at that
> "Sorry, Ms. Celestia. I'll be more careful."
> You sigh
"Please do. Now go and masturbate like a good boy."
> "I'll be thinking of you."
> Then he runs away, the scamp
> ...
> Likewise, Anon, likewise

> After a few more hours of dancing instruction, you drive him home
> He gets out of the car, hesitating with the door open
> "Could I get a goodbye kiss?"
> You shake your head, exasperated
"No kissing, no funny business until after you graduate. Got it?"
> He nods firmly
> "Yes ma'am!"
> Anon salutes, then marches to his house
> At the door, he turns and waves shyly before disappearing inside
> Hnnngggg
> You sit there, parked in the Aggot family driveway
> Without a doubt, you are a terrible, dirty old woman
> ...
> You are going to schlick so much when you get home

>>29076372
And that's it for now. Pastebin has been updated.

>>29076368
Will do

>>29076359
> EG
Well, yes. This is literally the only setting where Anon could be young enough to be jailbait, while Sunbutt would also be subject to statutory rape laws.
> Anime tropes
People are allowed to accidentally knock each other over outside of Japan. Of course, now I'm tempted to make Celestia say "ara ara", but I will restrain myself.

>Anon has been in equestria since shortly after episode two
>He has been friends, and more, with the mane six
>However every time he hooks up with a mare she changes a little and becomes a worse pony than before
>He banged rainbow dash and she became a raging cunt
>Banged twilight and she lost her adorkableness
>Banged her again and she grew fucking wings

>>29076405
make Anon say "doushio" *confused*

>Wake up
>Bush bush
>Eat
>PC
>Visit RGRE
>28 post about Green
Hallelujah.

>>29076405
God, i hate anime, also love it.

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>"Don't be silly, there's nothing wrong with a stallion having some fun with a little filly. Now, a mare and a colt, that's just disgusting."

>>29076412
> Be Anon-kun, perfectly average Nihon no gakusei
> Your parents had to work overseas, now you live alone
> That is, except for your childhood Christmas cake friend, Celestia-neesama
> You wake up in the morning, feeling a little chilly
> "Ara ara, you are becoming quite the man, Anon-kun."
> You yelp, swiftly covering your thing
"Neesama! I told you wake me up normally!"
> Celestia-neesama covers her mouth with her hand
> "Ohohoho, this is a neesama's privilege, to see her otouto's thing's development. Now, go eat breakfast, or else you'll be late for school."

Why is it so fun to write terrible things?

>>29076359
Shut your taint sucking hole.

>>29076405
Please continue, I'm loving this.

>>29076465
死ね

>>29076465
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>29076489
やだ

>>29076232
Please sir... moar?

>>29076465
Why do you think Durnk does it so much?

>>29076334
> Terrible Cosmo sex tips
"Give him the orgasm he'll never forget: Lightly gnaw on his cock!"
"How to use sandpaper for smolderingly hot foreplay!"
"Get him hard with a lard mane-job"

>>29076405
It's cute.

I like thing.

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>mfw now that I passed my big test I can work on writing a new story for rgre again
Good feels.

>>29076232
That last line. My sides.

>>29075980
.........nah

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>>29076072
>>29076053
Top cute.

>>29076110
Continue.

>>29076250
What is the term for the opposite of a wingman?

>>29076284
Heh.

>>29076303
This belongs in AiE.
Please expand on this to make a much longer story

>>29076334
>>29076536
This is why you do not cut back on funding for education.

>>29076405
More when?

>>29076572
Yus

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>>29076053
Dash needs to be tenderly loved and spoiled with cuddles.

>>29076405
I really want them to do it before he graduates.....the sin gives it so much more unf.

>>29076335
>> You don't even have to worry about the siren girls, they seem pretty happy with their paid internship with your old novelist friend
>TFW

Also I agree with >>29077067 . I will say regardless, this whole update has been real cute. It feels nice to read relationship progress rather than sticking to the status quo for comedy.

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>>29077195
forgot pic

What lewd song would you sing to establish yourself as equestria's sluttiest colt singer?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7y9yChV478

>>29077212
Establish it so completely that no stallion will even attempt to challenge you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pJdd_gm9Mk

>>29077212
You have to use the most explicit, lewd song known to man.
https://youtu.be/jenWdylTtzs

Has there been a story written in which Anon behaves like wonder woman whenever she first leaves the amazonian place and visits "Man's World"
He would call every stallion brother and be ready to fight everything.

>>29077256
l-lewd

>>29077232
t-trash

>>29076017
>Now if we can only do something with your hair.
Mane.

>Song magic functions in the way that they have to relate to the current situation
>Anon sings vague shit like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyHNuVaZJ-k just because he can and pones go haywire trying to decode it

>>29077340
Rarity does use the word hair in the show, even when talking about manes, lets not be too pedantic about using horsewords exclusively

I didn't realize there was a new thread, so I'll repost this continuation of another anon's idea here.

>>29072438
>"Which is why I created this... fully functional golem of you. I can fuck this all I want."

>Twilight stares agape, possibilities exploding in her head
>"I'LL BE BACK LATER BYE"
>no one has seen Twilight for weeks.
>she's been obsessing on a project, doesn't really respond to questions, and hasn't even taken time off to bathe.
>her friends decide to hold an intervention, walking into the castle, only to be greeted by rank musk and an symphony of slapping flesh
>"OH YES ANONGOLEMS! DO ME LIKE THAT! OOHHHHH.
>"Numbers 3 and 5! Pose more lewdly together! Number 4, get over here and-Glrk! Yeph! Glgk, slrrp, mmmmm... [sloppy gagging noises continue]"
>they back out silently
>Fluttershy still won't speak. Rainbow Dash never seems to lose her thousand yard stare.

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>Celestia is constantly hounded by stallions proposing to her
>Not gold diggers, none of them would dare approach their glorious eternal goddess with their filth when there are so many gullible rich mares
>Every last one of them is legitimately, honestly, wholeheartedly in love with her
>Dozens of love-struck colts approach her day after day with proposals of marriage and elaborate declarations of love
>She crowned the Princess of Love just to get them off her case, but with Cadance in the crystal empire, it's just not practical anymore
>And now, some stupid love-struck alien stallion has actually breached the dimensional barrier to declare his undying love of her
>It's gonna be a long day

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>>29077387
>Saying you'll kill her and rape the body

>>29076754
Durnk, if you're there, I've added you to the doc editors board.

>>29077387
Or, or
>Anon offers a plan to Celetia
>"Hey, you an' me, we do a fake marriage. Helps keeping those floozies off your tail, and all you have to do is give me a room here, capiche?"
>They from a bond of mutual respect- Celestia gets a bit more peace and quiet in her day, and Anon gets to fuck Luna everyday during court time

>>29076072
Hnnnng

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>>29077350
i just found this song a few minutes ago.
its good.

>>29076273
Best logic

>>29076335
Yeeeeeessss, corrupt her Anon, the way is almost clear.

>>29076405
Make her ara ara, my dick needs it.

>>29077364
Lets face it...none of us could be trusted to make this kind of decision with that kind of power.

>>29077467
Sounds legit

>>29077364
Kek

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>>29075989
>I wrote some multichromosome horse.
FTFY

>>29076465
YAMERO

>>29076514
It's like the only thing he does.

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>"According to my calculations, most mares should be going into heat this week!"
>You struggle against the ropes.
>"That's why I've tied you down! Don't struggle, they're there so some other mare doesn't find you and rape you."
>Twilight throws one hoof over you, and licks your cheek
>"On the plus side, you get to sleep with me, all week!"
Let me go.
>"Sorry, but it's for your own good. I can't trust a stallion, especially my stallion to be safe in the streets during a time like this."
>Good Grief.

>>29077700
digits confirm Twilight is a crazy elitist rapist. wait till she's gone and call the guard as soon as possible and send her to jail.

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>>29077700
>You should've known something was wrong when you saw her reading that knot tying instruction manual
"Twilight I'm more than willing to fuck you throughout the entire week, you don't need the ropes."
>She looks at you with confusion
>"Well of course I know that silly."
"Then why did you tie me up?"
>She looks over you with a lust filled gaze and licks her lips
>"Muh fetish"
>Fucking bookhorse

>>29077742
Anon gets back at her by getting a magic nullifier and tying her up, during a book fair sponsored by Celestia. And Anon keeps tied up for the whole event.

>Fluttershy is a huge weeb.
>She secretly writes and draws her own manga under the name "Notflutishy".
>The stories are a self insert about a hot intergalactic human who landed in Notflutishy's backyard.
>The human is clearly Anon.
>The human instantly falls in love with the Mare but she always tries to fight his advances because she wants to be an animal doctor. And that would interrupt her studies for reasons.
>The stories are increasing lewd with the human in the story always wearing and showing off his socks.
>Other mares try to get story Anon through tricking him to give them horn or wing jobs. Tearing away more and more clothing.
>Bad anime dialog is all over the story.
>Of course Notflutishy always bursts in and saves him by Alpha maring the other mare.
>Fluttershy also gets ideas from her daily life.
>The purple mad scientist that wants her husbando.
>The white evil unicorn named Diamonds who strokes her cat and has evil twin henchmares that want her husbando.
>Real Anon has to deal with weeb ponies who love the comic and who keep approaching him.

>>29077769
Kek, Anon is nerd famous.
Also
>implying Anon wouldn't take all of Fluttershy's fans and drag them to her house to fuck them all.

>>29077742
>>29077700
Stop doing this to my fake horse girlfriend, guys.

>>29077769
I demand write more!

>>29076335
>"Novelist Friend"
Kek

>>29077482
look up Gorillaz then faggot.

>>29076408
kek, you.

>>29076284
her clever ruses

>>29076110
I like. Could almost be a continuation of that green anon thinks the ponies are just funny animals, bookhorse thinks anon is lost minotaur runt, and gets off on his smell and pettins.

>>29076303
Yes, continue, expand with the sexual dreams

>>29076405
Continues to be bretty gud

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>>29075586
oh boy look what time it is

>>29077913
NOF to learn a lesson to stop posting at the end of a thread? At this point I am tempted to just copy paste it and post it again here.

>>29077918
I thought he quit.

>>29077941
Nope, this>>29077913
he came back for moment.

>>29077212
youtube.com/watch?v=jvAIisd6QLQ
Not sure who I'd have do the backup vocals.

>>29077941
He'll pop in to do oneshots every so often.

>>29075955
Hey Anons! What's some ideas for earth pony comfy habits? I'm doing a thing and I'd like to know. From what I can find online it looks like the following are true.

>Rubbing against
>Sharing breath.
>Neck hugs
>Mostly using body to warm up or just be around with.
>Following you around like a trio of ducklings after their mother.

I can't find much else aside from boops, belly rubbing, scratching behind the ear and neck or something else along those lines. I'm aiming for the more primitive side of affection since it's easy as hell for pegasus to do it with their birdlike natures.

On that note what do unicorns do for affection? Share magic from crossed horns? Magical Orgasm? Levitating your mate is a sign of how big your magical dick is?

>>29076237
>Lyra and Bon Bon haven't gotten a wink of sleep in two days.
Ha
>It turns out that hearing the constant moaning and thumping from the next door neighbor Bon Bon got irritated and went over to give them a piece of her mind.
>A long arm reached out to rope her into the dim room and soon Lyra could hear the thumps continue once more with a new voice joining.
>It didn't take long for the mint musician to join in afterwards.

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>>29075955
just checking in to say that this OP image is glorious

>>29078023
Earth ponies are pretty much horses, so that list is about as primitive as it gets for them. Maybe put in smelling and marking with scent via body rubs. You could go outside the species and add licking/grooming manes.

As for unicorns, magic seems too deliberate to have unconscious/primitive urges expressed with it. Maybe use dolphins or something as a base for their behavior. I could see telekinetic petting, massages, and groping.

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>>29075955
That's a great pic

Kek at that OP image

Good shit my man

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How would rgre eqg react to a "pretty boy band"? Like My Chemical Romance for example.
>Pic very related

>>29077684
MASAKA

>>29078385
I'm confused. Which are you suggesting?
>a pretty band of humans in Equestria
>a pretty band of stallions
>a pretty band of mares

>>29078398
A pretty band if stallions

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>>29078385
There would be no difference.

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>>29078414
The same way we reacted to the Spice GIrls.
They'd pick their favorite, argue over which was best, while agreeing that the music was shit.
>pic related

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>Anon takes main 7 to MCR equivalent concert. They're supposed that they sent just another pop band.
We need green, I'm too retarded to write.

>>29078429
No, lazy. Like 95% of this thread.

>>29076359
>You feel Trixie's mane swish over your shoulders before she firmly wraps her hooves around your shoulders.
>She leans against your back, bringing her mouth a mere inch away from your ear.
>A warm, moist breath washes over your ear, sending shivers down your spine.
>You can hear even the must subtle squelches of her tongue just aching to touch your own.
>And then, in the softest, most sultry voice, she says, "Have you watched an neiga called Snu Snu?"

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Anon appearing on STRIPED when?

>>29078502
Elaborate please.

>>29078502
>STRIPED
Anon's sock.

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>>29078502
Not soon.

>>29078539
>sock
>Mare enjoying sniff anon's sock without washing
>RGRE

>tfw I kind of feel bad for not having a STRIPED Zecora story; aside from fuckloads of programming for university things are pretty good right now...

>>29076334
>>And the pony version of Cosmo magazine giving out horrible sex tips to stallions
>"When you get her teats in your hooves, twist them like there's no tomorrow!"

hold it! If this is truly RGR, then won't the songs stallions sing be like "take it of - Kesha" and shit like that? or is there acceptations?

>>29077742
>Twilight brings a spreader bar, some toys, lube, a whip, a paddle, a spellbook, and a strap-on

>>29078747
>exceptions
Imogen Heap exists, so yes.

Also Björk.

>>29078090
>I could see telekinetic petting, massages, and groping.

>Unicorns take full advantage of Anon being hidden under his clothing, or any stallion wearing excessive clothes

>Magical touches grope everywhere
>Magical hooves/hands/etc. play with his cock n balls n ass
>Earth Ponies and Pegasi always wonder why Anon walks so funny, even for a biped

>>29078814
This was done already.

>>29078895
Show me. I want to read it.

>>29078815
You are the worst kind of faggot

>>29078815
I've got the cat, fuck off.

>>29078815
sheeeeit

>>29078899
http://pastebin.com/tQmBN9SR

>>29076465
I laughed I cried I came buckets.

10/10 IGN.

>29078803
you don't deserve the (you), get out.

>>29079044
>go in xzpecting wierd groping fetishfic that gets out of hand
>story instead features some magic groping and also Sun Princess Sexytimes

I've never been more pleasantly surprised in my life.

>>29080008
>xzpecting
wew, I'm not even sure how I got the word that wrong. Maybe it's time to stop being a dumb phoneposter.

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>"This is it, Ponka; Target Acquired."
>"Commencing Operation 'Dayrut'. "

>>29078385
Oh god... Middle school flashbacks... S-someone, call for h-help...
When I was... A young boy... My father... Took me into the city...

Someone give me some motivation, I'm sick as fuck and bored.

>>29080321
Have some of mine, it may not be much, but if we share we should be able to survive winter.

>>29080204
Anon rips off my chemical romance songs.
Mares are very worried for him.
On the bright side, he starts an emo epidemic among the youth.

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>>29080126
>Anonymous and Tripfag want to bring love and dick to the unsung miserable mares of Equestria
>Anon wants to do it during the day and afternoon where the surprise and effect would be greater and the mares would have more energy
>Trip wants to do it during the evening and night so that the mares wouldn't have to worry about getting in trouble on the job and so they can fuck as long as they want and not worry about the ponice
>They argue about which is best constantly before just going their own ways
>Dayrut aaaaahhhhh fighter of the Nightrut aaaaaahhhh

>>29080321
Anon must go on a great crusade to retake the Holy Land that is Celestia's ass.

>>29080438
>Crusader Anon has a vow of Chasity.

>>29080452
Well that makes him a huge faggot, but fine.

Saddle Arabians exist. Surely he would want to change that once he heard about them.

>>29077387
>reality ensues
It hurts, Anon. I'd like to go back to the fantasy world where I'm the centre of attention of several women/horses who are unrealistically smitten with me.

>>29080503
>Crusader.
>Faggot.

LoL wut?

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>>29080503
>Crusader
>Faggot

Pick one, you filthy heretic.

>>29078023
>>Mostly using body to warm up or just be around with.
>"Oh hey, Anon! Please, sit down. Oh, it's snowing so hard out there. C'mere."
>Twilight hops up on the couch and climbs onto your lap, draping herself across her chest.
>"So, what's new?"

>>29080533
>Chaste
>Straight
He is asexual, he has to be.
Lust after women and you sin against the Lord and must be purged.
Lust after men and you sin against the Lord and must be purged with gusto.

Maybe Anon starts having lusty dreams about his mare and must find absolution since there is no cardinal to give him a free sin pass

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>>29080567

>>29080355
>On the bright side, he starts an emo epidemic among the youth
Anon should be put down with extreme prejudice for introducing emo.

>>29078418
>Guy on the right
Isn't he that chicken guy from Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask?

>>29078814
>Clothes block the tell-tale glow of magic being used on something/someone
It's been done before, but I'm not at all against reading more of it.

>>29080452
For humans. Celestia is not human now is she?

>>29080590
fag·got
ˈfaɡət/
noun
noun: faggot; plural noun: faggots
1.
NORTH AMERICANinformaloffensive
a male homosexual.

>>29080670
chaste
CHāst/Submit
adjective
abstaining from extramarital, or from all, sexual intercourse.
synonyms: virginal, virgin, intact, maidenly, unmarried, unwed; More
not having any sexual nature or intention.
"a chaste, consoling embrace"
synonyms: nonsexual, platonic, innocent
"a chaste kiss on the cheek"

>>29080321
Do something comfy with lewd undertones.

>>29078385
>>29078414

The way I like to think of it is that the sex ratio means that even though stallions are still bigger and more muscular than mares, they've always been too valuable to risk on dangerous work. So mares are the soldiers, the miners, the fishers, the hunters and explorers.
Standard cause effect conflation means that equestrian society believes mares are just plain more competent than stallions.
Modern scientific sexism tells mares what they always knew too: testosterone makes them more emotionally volatile; it's obvious that mares are better at anything requiring concentration and logic, so engineers and designers are also mares.

But it's still masculine features that makes stallions attractive to mares, that part of "gender roles" doesn't reverse. A stallion's rippling haunches as a farm stallion pulls a plow are sheer porn.
But people are different, so just how you have men on Earth that think tomboys are cute, you have mares think tam-mares are hot.

So ultimately: glam bands like this would be about as popular, in the same way, as female pop stars and idols that have sportiness or other classically male attributes as their gimmick.

(On the other side, women on Earth squealing about men with a feminine prettiness are much more common than tomboy loving men; but with a much lower number of stallions to reach I don't imagine that butch mare bands get much traction.)

>>29080746
>fag·got
I'm not the dude who called him a fag, just saying lust is a sin in the eyes of the Catholic church and Anon being a crusader would try to abstain completely. Lusting after mares would be just a verboten as lusting after guys

>>29080771
I am a Catholic, I got you, Anon. Thanks.

>>29078685
>Keep all the mares in your herd invested in the relationship by randomly being hot and cold with them!
>Make sure to pick one and randomly compliment her in front of mares higher in their hierarchy.

>Occasionally act like you should have a say in what mares might join the herd! The unreasonable request will shock them, and you can get them to agree to things they wouldn't otherwise! Don't use this one too often boys.

>We all know the mares love our muscles, so make sure to just randomly shove and bump them when they're going about their day, interrupting them will keep them thinking about you!

>Stallions should be seen and not heard, so make sure you make them repeat their questions several times before you answer them.

>Mares love to show off, so if you get the chance to see something threatening your herd, don't stamp and snort the way the media tells you stallions should, be demure and let the mares handle it all.

>Compare them analytically when having sex, so they know you're paying attention!

>Keep the bedroom exciting by randomly swapping between holes as you mount them!

>Just really get in there with your teeth when she starts winking!

>Spice things up literally! Grind up some chilis in your mouth before you give her a big ol' lick!

>And hey all you stallions that don't have a mare herd (or just lost one) to try these out with, just check out our articles about attracting one!

>>29080827
Good god...how the hell did their species live this long?

>>29080321
RGRE Minotaur gladiators, anon is captured to fight because he looks like a Minotaur.
He is Spartacus

>>29080851
By the sensible ones not buying Cosmo, or buying it but ignoring sex advice, since the writers have a secret mission to sabotage relationships so people will buy more Cosmo magazines for their tips on how to attract someone/somepony

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>>29080856
>tfw By Blood and Friendship is dead

>>29080881
Link?

>>29080881
What is that?

>>29080989
Hopefully, a very dead orc.

>>29080919
>>29080989
http://pastebin.com/2grHXr3h
It was a random story in a random thread last year. Pretty good fighting for this board, but like all good stories it died.

>>29080856
Anon titty twisting Minotaurs
Are you not entertained!

>>29080856
Someone write this.

Rgre equestria has anon as a kind gentle soul, at least by anyone who just looks at him from afar

"Aww, look at anon playing with the fillies, telling them stories"
>A bunch of mares and stallions watch as anon gathers a crowd

>Be anon
"So then you shit inside the paper bag, light it on fire, and knock on the door"
>The cmc have a new idea for their ass stamps

Or, most of the ponies just see anon as someone who will help at the drop of a hat if he is needed, and for most of the time they forget how burtally cutting he can be

>Be glimmer, trying to talk christalis down
>Maybe you can mane another friend today
>You think you are making progress
>"OH I KNOW A GOOD ONE"
>Anon yelled
>Everyone's attention is on him
>You hear the music start up
>He has a song for this moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4
>Magic forces everyone to do a song and dance number
>By the end everyone is speechless
>You see chrysalis
>That is not a look you expected
>She just flies off
"Anon what the actual FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM"
>He shrugs
>"Don't know, just thought of a song for her"
>Just when you think you cant get more pissed
>"OH I know one for this moment right here"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjVQ36NhbMk
>After this song is over, everyone nods in unison to go find her.

>>29081177
>forget how burtally cutting
what is words?

>>29081265
A miserable pile of letters

>>29076504
Ching cong! Ching chong cheee.

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i really want an all pegasus family

is that too much to ask

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>>29081081

>>29081548
>Pinkie Pie's pegasus cousin, Surprise, visits Ponyville
>The Pie family doesn't talk about her much because they're a believer of keeping their race pure and a pegasus has no place in an earth pony family

>>29081873
>Yellow and White
I'm fine with that.

>>29081548
Yes.

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>>29081548
>>29081873
I really like the idea of having tons of pegasus foals for some reason.

Lot's and lots.

GUY! What is the name of the story about mane 6 think anon was a mare???!

>>29081938
are you ok.

Was that single dad anon where he had the three halfbreed daughters ever posted to a pastebin?

>>29082082
OK? I'm NOT OK! I LOST ALL MY PASTEBIN COLLECTION!

>>29081938
Just'a good ol' girls
http://pastebin.com/SuSFAc4e

>>29081032
Fuck that was good why was the writer a dumb ass and didn't write anymore?

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>>29080631
>Unicorns play with Anon's junk and the only way to tell is his blush and funny walk
>They do this all day, sensing when he's about to cum and then stopping before he can

>>29082203
oh, good. i thought you where having a stroke or something.
thats why you always copy the story into google drive and computer files.

>>29082233
Well, of course. Not because they're mean (Twilight in particular is just itching to be able to brag that she made a stallion cum), but because then there would be hard evidence that they were molesting a poor, innocent, defenceless colt.

'Was going through the dazzling pack pastebin and had a thought, with how much singing is a part of the whole siren thing, do you think they would want their male to be able to harmonize with them?

>>29082214
LOVE YOU ANON!
>notepad

>>29082233
>>29082252
Digits confirm sexual predators are harassing males, evidence points to Princess Twilight instigating sexual harassment and rape. The royal guard has been notified and Celestia keeps them locked in the dungeons pending execution under Luna's supervision.

>>29082311
Edgy

>>29082318
so is this>>29082233
>>29082252
rape isn't funny, even when a unicorn does it.

>>29081032
>>29082215
Damn. That was good.
It's nice when a story ends on a proper ending note, instead of going nowhere and getting stranded in the weeds.
But the stories of the tragic, stranded manticore eating beast adapting to life in a pony society that thinks he's a monster would've been even better.

>>29082335
> Sexual harassment is rape
Don't get me wrong, it is a terrible thing to do, but don't go full Tumblr and make everything rape.

>>29082434
it actually would be rape though. molestation at the least.

>>29082495
You seem to misunderstand the definitions of those words.
Rape is non-consentual sexual intercourse.
Molestation is just non-consentual groping of another's body.
Both are sex crimes, but rape is clearly the worse of the two.

Back on thread topic:

We need more trophy husband Anon. Who would be the mostly likely waifus for that? (Aside from Fleur de Lis)

>>29082214
Goddamit, i wish we have more like this.

I miss Frostybox.

>>29082580
>Who would be the mostly likely waifus for that?
Pony celebs and nobles are the first to come to mind. Spitfire, Photo Finish, Sapphire Shores, Prim Hemline, Coloratura, AK Yearling, and Harshwhinny are all viable.

>>29082362
>>29082215
Last I remember he popped into RGRE and said that his pc got fucked somehow and gave a summary of how he wanted the stories to go.

Why is it always the good ones?

>>29082588
>Goddamit, i wish we have more like this.
Stories that are really good but never get finished?
We have a ton of those already.

>>29082792
How many cool people have we run off now?

>>29082971
Cool people? None. They just get writer's block, then lose their rhythm and/or die in a boating accident.
We've run off a bunch of faggots, though. That's a plus.

>>29082971
basically this>>29083001
Frosty almost never finishes anything. Its kinda the staple with that writefag.

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Why do stallions always go for ziggers? Is it the stripes? The big black cunts? Do they just hate mares and want to commit genetic suicide?

>>29083117
Still upset your monkey boy got STRIPED?
It's pretty telling when even an ALIEN prefers Zebra snatch.

>>29083117
It's Dat Flank.

A flank that you normally have to eat nearly as much cake as Celestia, and/or work as hard as Applejack, to acquire.

> Zecora does a lot of business with the colts from Ponyville
> Mostly selling potions that enriches a stallion's musk, or aphrodisiacs to help get everypony in the mood
> More than a few are fascinated by her mysterious ways and exotic appearance
> And her plump ass
> She still remembers fondly the day two stallion customers showed up at the same time

>>29083193
Continue.

>>29083193
That she is popular with the stallions was a major reason that she was initially accused of being an evil witch doctor.

Alright, Anons. I'm blocked. Here's what I have, you might recognize a bit of it from my test post.
http://pastebin.com/BFBG3Y9p

>You are Captain Anonymous.
>And you're full of eternal Freedom-induced, Democracy-driven rage.
>It's low key, though, so you're just seething in the name of America.
>”WE are on my domain, the Moon, you insolent wretch.”
>Your eye twitches.
“Are you trying to fuck with me?”
>”Why would I attempt coitus with an uncultured swine like you?”
>You look up and into the sky.
>It's the fucking earth.
>Your eye twitches once more.
“WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK IS THIS?”
>You stand up, seemingly no worse for wear.
>You step forward and slowly take off your shades, looking up at the big horse all the while.
>You can see her flinch.
>You can taste the fear.
>She's ready to receive freedom.
>But it's too soon.
>”Do not come a step closer, you raving beast!”
>She stamps her foot and sends moon dust flying.
>”I’m not afraid to incinerate your very being!”
>You stop short of her.
“Fine. How do we get off this moon?”
>She looks jarred at your bipolar moodswing.
>You love fucking with normies.
>”Before you so graciously stumbled out of the portal that I was making to get back to Equestria, I was going to be their today!”
>You raise your hands out of habit and prepare to deflect your mistake onto a lower rank.
>You put your hands back down after it becomes evident that none of your subordinates were here.
“Blame the Sand Niggers!”
>”Blame the what?”
“You heard me.”
>Silence reigns over you and your host for what seems like hours.

>>29083342
“So, what's Equestria like? I've never heard of it.”
>Boredom executes your malice faster than the French Revolution executed that fat, cake eating bitch.
>”It’s a place full of traitors and dreams of grandeur.”
>The corner of your mouth turns up in doubt.
“Well. That's a bit of a stark description.”
>”I suppose it is. But it would take too long to explain.”
>You squint slightly and stare the back of her head down.
“We’re on the moon, for fucks sake, what are we waiting for?”
>She sighs and turns to look at Earth/Equus below.
>”Do you want to guess why I’m here? On the moon, I mean?”
>You smile slightly under the bandana that covers your face.

>>29083350
“Did you steal someone's sweetroll?”
>She dares a glance back and quirks her eye before looking back at the planet that loomed before you.
>”No.”
>No sound comes from the two of you as she seemingly doesn't want to elaborate.
“Is that it? You're not going to tell me why?”
>You cross your arms to convey your seriousness.
>”I’m not a well liked Pony. That's why I’m here.”
“That's not vague at all.”
>You slowly sit down next to her, bending one knee and extending the other.
>”I did things… that nopony approved of.”
“I do those kind of things all the time, sweet cheeks.”
>She glares at you for a moment.
>”I most assuredly did something worse than you ever did or ever will.”
“Lady, I'm indirectly the cause of more than 30,000 deaths and damn well proud of most of them.”
>Her eyes widen slightly, just barely enough to notice.
>”How?”
>You scoff and respond.
“I supplied an army. A modern Crusade, really.”
>She looks sort of taken aback.
>”I do not know how many deaths I've caused.”
>You snort and flippantly reply.
“Enough to get sent to the moon.”
>You feel a small pang of regret at saying that.
>Quiet creeps over you and the rest of the desolate moon.


>You had walked away shortly after your talk with the blue horse.
>You had crossed the grey satellite in short time.
>Sitting down, you looked over your shoulder for any indicator that the pegacorn from earlier had followed you.
>Your not so keen eyes sweep the landscape for any sign of blue.
>You only spot sight of Earth at the cusp of your vision.
>You let out a defeated sigh and sit down against a large rock.
>How long were you doomed to stay on something man had only set foot on six times?
>You sat in thought, your mind swimming with ideas of crushing loneliness and despair.
>Eventually, you find yourself drifting off to sleep.
>Your dreams are surprisingly pleasant despite what's happening.

Sorry about that wonky formatting.

>>29083352
Now, maybe your (you)s will fuel me. Or I'll stop writing this serious if you guys don't want it.

>>29083357
I'm interested, but this is going to need a lot of work.
Keep going and we'll tell you if you mess up.

>>29083357
take my (you)s.

>>29083342
>>It's low key, though, so you're just seething in the name of America.
amazing

>>29083357
You already know everyone is going to say "Keep going." It's too early to accurately judge.

>>29083352
Didn't you already post this part before?

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>>29083352

>>29083395

A small part of it was a test post, it's just more fleshed out.

>>29083383
I feel like I should just write American Nationalism. It would give me many more (you)s.

>>29083401
USA! USA!

>>29083357
>you scratch your jaw a little, contemplating the odd sight in front of you.
>You finally shrug, decide it's worth it, and tuck another (you) into the furnace
>The wheels continue to churn either way, because the ride never ends.
>But maybe stoking the boiler will make the trip more interesting.

So you know how dash is into nerd shit, like daring do? You think, if she was trying to get your attention, that her friends would tell her she needs to keep her nerd levels down? And that boys don't like that sort of thing? How would she react if she tried doing that but then mid date you bring up daring do or something? Would she try and play it off like she's not a fan? Or fangasm accidentally?

>>29083443

>Bringing up Daring Do.
>Not obviously superior Indian Jones.

Disgusting.

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Be careful when some ponies, especially nerdy, virgin mares, get drunk. They tend to show their "true selves" when they're wasted.

>>29083443
If you commented positively on something she likes, I don't think she'd be able to contain herself.

If you just mentioned daring do (or whatever), she might probe a bit to figure out what you think about it before committing herself. But if you're all "Daring Do is awesome!" she's going to start fangasming.

>>29083450
>she turns into a sobbing mess over the fact she's never touched a colt

>>29083357
Here's a (You), but we really need more to work with.
Especially since it is just your original with more detail.

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>Anon makes an eqg equivalent of My Chemical Romance. Just to spite the rainbooms. It's him, Big Mac, Caramel, Braeburn, and Thunder Lane.
Someone please do this, my angst yearns for it

>>29076070
>>29076094
>>29076150
>>29076264
>>29077479
>>29076973
>>29076754
You guys spoil me. I'm glad my taste in cute is shared. I had wondered how people would react to the maid uniform and humiliation in general. Maybe I've started to overthink it because of how many anons hate anything that can be seen as a fetish? Dunno. I'll assume there's at least some people who go for what I like to write. As long as I can write stuff in this vein, I'll be happy.

>>29076250
I kinda like the idea of possessive ponies. A yandere pony or even just a really overprotective one (or both) sound like a fun dynamic.

>>29077340
>>29077361
I don't think it matters too much but mane is probably the more accurate word choice. I changed it in the pastebin.

>>29078502
I'm not opposed to doing small-shots but I honestly don't understand the potential besides it being a funny joke from a few threads ago. This is obviously a play on 'Blacked' which is tied to a racial cuckholding fetish which a pretty garbage concept. Like... is Anon supposed to go to zecora for a porn shoot, she doms him aggressively, he gets addicted to the sex and dumps the mares in town forever? I like Zecora, though I'll probably not write her because rhymes are more hassle than they're worth, but this seems a bit dismal and fetishy in the wrong ways.

>Ponies are not so little
>Or maybe Anon just got shrunk crossing the dimensional barrier
>Whatever the reason, he's like a fucking hobbit
>However, this makes him the perfect size to ride around on a pone's back

>>29083666
eugh

>>29083342
Oh yeah we got more of this.

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>>29083352

A lot of Anons will just tell you to keep going, and that's not going to help you. I'm going to hit you with some tough love, because I want to see you improve.


I'm not into it. It feels like you're force injecting 'Merican' memes for sake of humor and none of it is working for me. It just feels strange and slightly out of place almost, like you did it to pander and none of it is funny to you personally. For the record, I did like Crusader Anon. It was similarly over the top but the jokes had better timing and made more sense to me. Here the narrative metaphors come off as jarring and the rest is like just 'america fuck yeah' lines.

> I'll stop writing this serious if you guys don't want it.
I have no clue how you think this is supposed to be serious writing. Serious and non-serious are both fine, but you need to read what you posted if you aren't sure which it falls into.

>You stand up, seemingly no worse for wear.
>You step forward and slowly take off your shades, looking up at the big horse all the while.
>You can see her flinch.
>You can taste the fear.

Try to avoid using the same noun or sentence structure over and over. Read this out loud to yourself and you should feel how awkward it is.

Overall, I thought of pick related considering I see you struggle to find motivation and keep getting 'writers block'. It's not that forcing yourself to write is a terrible thing, because it will still help you get better, but the end result is never good. Wait till you have something worthwhile to say, and the words will come much easier. There are tons of side projects around that Anons throw out. Maybe start with what drunk does and pop out a post or two to explore it if you like it.

>Anon is the leader of a cult
>It started small, but soon it grew and grew.
>Mares from every walk of life
>Lonely, desperate for affection.
>Their purpose is simple
>Find Love
>Anon's goal is slightly different, he has already acquired his waifu, but as his true goal and theirs can be met via the same means, there is no conflict.
>To achieve their aim's, they shall tear a hole in reality. Opening a portal to another world.
>A world that is not RGR.

>The Diarchs catch wind of their plans
>Unicorns researching relevant magic all over the country caught their attention.
>Celestia fears that the delicate balance of her world will be upset, and seeks to stop them.

>But Anon did not become the leader of a cult without being at least a little clever
>They fled, and plead their case to the Princess of Love herself.
>It took a bit of convincing, but she agreed to intercede on their behalf with Celestia, and offered them Sanctuary, at least temporarily, in the Crystal Empire.

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>>29083666
Take it back to the macro general

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I want to pull a shutin mare in need of a haircut out into the sun for some fun.

>>29083807
>"Non, you have know her ever since the two of you were in preschool, can you please just try and get her out of that room? All she's been doing all day is sitting around reading her weird Masian comics and-"
"I know, I know. I'll try getting her moving."
>"Oh! Thank you so much!"
"Don't mention it."
>You stroll upstairs and knock on her door
>No response
"Hello? It's Anon. What are you doing in there?"
>"Haah, haah. Whew. Uhh, hey Anon! I'm doing nothing at all! Just come in! Wait, no, give me a minute!"
>Something seems...off

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>>29083807
>>29083814
yes

>>29083807
>>29083924

M-my dick

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>>29076372
> Anon takes a deep breath
> "D-do you want to w-watch?"

"Please do. Now go and masturbate like a good boy."
> "I'll be thinking of you."
M-muh

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>>29077067
Also seconding this. I want to see their resolve slowly waver, making it and them harder. After all, watching each other masturbate is not legally a sexual intercourse, is it now?

>>29082725
You wouldn't happen to remember what that summary was? By Blood and Friendship works as a one shot but god damn, there was supposed to be more? I gotta know, man!

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>>29083924
>>29083807

my heart

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>>29083450

>>29080590
Crusaders were absolved of sin for their services.

>>29076303
>Nightmare Moon appears in Anon's room, waking him up and demanding he "start having dreams that make sense, right now"
>Anon, upset about being so rudely awakened, teaches the rude mare a lesson she'll not soon forget with his penis and also some non-consentual cuddling. It's not rape if it's happening to a mare, much less a villain.

>>29084367
>Nightmare moon appears in Anon's room complaining about his dreams.
>Is now a teddy bear.
>Further complaints lead to Anon squeezing his teddy.
"No, don't want to get up."
>Nightmare moon turns bluer.
>When Anon wakes up and finds a dead horse in his bed he thinks he has somehow pissed off the pony mafia.

>>29083807
>>29083924
We need lots of stories of this mare. She's so fucking hot.

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>>29083449
>Indian Jones

>>29083145
>Smug Zecora bragging in-rhyme to the jealous mares of Ponyville that she snagged Anon
>"Once you go stripe, there is no respite"

>>29083450
>"This is my favourite comic. It's called, 'please don't leave me I'm so desperately lonely'."

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>>29084053
>>29083814
HNNNNG

>>29083807
>>29083924
Watamote girl was already my fetish anon. How can you do this to me?
The dick can only take so much beating before it gives out!