RGRE: Reversed Gender Roles Equestria

DOOOOOOONG RIIIING!

What kind of porn would an Anon in RGRE feature in?

>>29063839
I think the real question is what kind of porn wouldn't he feature in.
The slut.

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REPOSTING FOR NEW THREAD

> Be Anon innawoods
> For some reason, most of the animals here are really friendly
> Maybe it's because you're on an alien planet, where horses are small and multicolored
> You have a regular visitor, a purple pegasus unicorn thingy
> She's very cuddly, and quiet
> And for some reason, she always seems a little sad when she has to go
> Well, you get a little lonely too without her, but horses gotta do horse things, you suppose

> Be Twilight Sparkle, bad pony
> You found a feral minotaur runt, and what do you do?
> Help it learn how to live in civilization?
> Let it live on your castle?
> No, you keep him a secret just because it feels good to have a male pet you
> To have somepony that doesn't see the crown first
> You keep his stores of food stocked, and pretend to be a friend
> And he pets you, hugs you, kisses the top of your head
> Things that you'll never trust a real stallion enough to do
> You're going to the deepest circle of Tartarus, and the worst part is, you don't think you can stop
> It just feels too good, one of the few escapes you have left since ascending to the sixfold throne
> The girls are already suspicious, even though you are sure to wash off his scent every time
> That scent, though
> Rich and musky, the scent of a real male body lithe and muscular, honed by the hardship of the forest
> Rarity thinks you just like men's underwear for perverted reasons, and she isn't wrong
> It's easy to switch used boxers for clean ones when he washes them
> You really are a bad pony


Someone pick this up.

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>>29063839
Missionary for the sole purpose of procreation

>>29063860
Oh god, you lewd hussy. I bet he holds hooves too.
>>29063855
This.

>>29063855
no

>>29063860
In RGRE, the default position is Cowgirl.

>>29063860
What the fuck, man?

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>>29063872
Fuck you, this needs a writefag.

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touch the mare
Caress the mare
FUCK THE MARE

>>29063917
>That image
L-lewd~

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>>29063851

Lies, Anons are pure and would hesitate to even hug!

>>29063932
KILL THE ELF KILL THE ELF!

>>29063839

STRIPED

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>>29063932

im shit at writing green but im gonna try writefaging anyway because my ideas never get any replies. what tips do you people have so it doesn't turn out completely shit?

warning it will still be horrible im just trying to make it tolerable.

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>>29063803
>DONG RING
Now you listen here you son of a bitch.

>>29064007

Proof read, always proof read before you post it. Spelling something wrong occasionally happens but if it crops up again and again it will drag it down.

Pretty basic tip but also pretty important.

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>>29063957
Anon is NOT a coal burner. Zebras can't even do magic.

>>29064007
Make sure you have your "your" and "you're" straight.
Show what Anon is feeling, have some of his thoughts and reactions in the narration.
Avoid run on sentences and repeating words.
Keep memes to a tasteful minimum.
No matter what, when faced with a diamond dog's belly, be surprised at the number of tits.

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How would each of the Mane 6 treat Anon if he was married to them?

>>29064018
other than spellcheck is their much that can be done for this? one of my major hindrances in writing is definitely spelling but spellcheck often switches words out or ignores mistakes that are always noticed afterwards.

>>29064062
Learn how to spell.

Also learn and understand grammar.

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>>29064020

Anon gets milked by Zecora in her hut every weekend.

>>29064062
Read a book. Or a few. The best way to learn a language is it to watch it be alive.
https://youtu.be/GlKL_EpnSp8

>>29064035
>Show what Anon is feeling, have some of his thoughts and reactions in the narration.
>Avoid run on sentences and repeating words.
good call, already noticing some if this in what i have written.
>Keep memes to a tasteful minimum.
i notice this in other people's work easier than my own it seems. i will try.
>No matter what, when faced with a diamond dog's belly, be surprised at the number of tits.
6 right?

>>29064101
8 or 10

>>29064101
Capitalize 'I'.

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>>29064096
A-anon, what is this picture. I-I... Zebras are not supposed to be this cute. What are you doing to me?

>>29064117
>Anon slowly turns ponies into zigger sympathizers

>>29064101
>>29064110
All three of them. Don't forget 'good' as well.
You used 'if' instead of 'of'.

>>29064096
>she doesnt stop sucking when hes done

>>29064125
They would be insane to not sympathise with something this cute. And she speaks in rhymes? Hnnnggg
>I do so love, when you come by.
>Now do lay down, I'll milk you dry.

>>29064117
OK!I zecora became.... beautiful

Demand green!

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>>29064139
>4/4 4/4 syllable balance
I now want to see a Zecora green where she talks not only in rhymes, but with syllable numbers matching too.
Bonus points for making the narration so as well
>"You shouldn't worry, my little filly"
>"For your friend Anon, I fucked him silly"
>Twilight recoils, her balance off-put
>Did they really just rut in this hut?

>last time it was cow
>today is Zecora

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>mfw everyone thinks the princesses would be all alone and sad and misunderstood
>mfw in reality they'd have more stallions to choose from than they can handle
>mfw anons think they would see an alien ape immigrant as anything other than a potential national security risk they need to monitor

>>29064139
How hard?

Here weeeee go

>This is for you, Mr. Anon,
>Your helpfulness used to be cute.
>But now, after years of your advice,
>Your tiny head I'd like to shoot.

>Each time I write a new line for a rhyme,
>A bulb appears over your head.
>You tap on the screen to let me know I messed up.
>It is then that I wish you were dead.

>Sometimes you scratch with your metally hand,
>And stare with your metally smile.
>When I make up a word, like "metally"
>You keep tapping for quite a while.

You sit on a chair of ruled paper,
I'd like to rip from your metal behind,
So you'd fall and you'd fall right down off the screen
And stop driving me out of my mind.

But though you've made me crazy for years,
You've been with me all the way through.
So here's to you, Mr. Paperclip Man,
Word's a lonely place without you.

>>29064199
Ohhh so close mister dubs. the last line didn't rhyme properly.

>>29064221
lolwut?

>>29064206
Its a better progression, we be moving up in the world.

>Anon pulls a RHCP and walks around town with nothing but a tube sock over his dick

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>>29064227
It does if you miss-prounounce "rut". It's dirty, but kinda works?
I forgot how it's pronounced, pls don't hit me

Anon put his hand inside pony's vagina

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>>29064049
>Twilight
Gentle, loving Femdom
>Rarity
Gentlemare, but loses interest as the years go by. Has an affair.
>Rainbow
Not the type to get married. Bit of an Alpha, sleeps around. She'll settle down when she's older, and it's smug mamma from there on out.
>Flutters
Wipes the sweat off her brow and is immediately ready to settle down. Submissive and easily catering, which works for Anon but not so much for RGR Stallions who don't like their wives submissive.
>AJ
Skeptical of the Tomgirl alien at first. Fine so long if he assimilates well into the herd, helps around at the farm, and teaches the kids well.
>Ponk
Still silly. Lots of sex. Genuine love.

>>29064253
pony clenched and wont let him go

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>>29064049
>Twilight
As a life long nerd who was probably ignored by males and recently a real princess, Twilight would go out of her way to give you the finest of everything. Be it physical gifts, feats of magic, or just a night curled up by the fire with a book. Nothing would stand in her way of treating you like a prince as a princess should and without expecting anything in return to boot. She's like a lonely autist who won a $1B lottery and then met a genuine, receptive girl with a number of relatable interests. On the flip side, she would be a bit clingy and might smother you some. Getting time alone would be hard and you would find her overprotectiveness to be a real issue. In addition, she might feel the need to prove her affection for you when it’s unwarranted or outright inappropriate. This might be more to re-affirm herself (and any spectators) than you, honestly. She would also consider any harm to you (or anything that might lower her standing with you) to be a cardinal sin. This means she would be rather reasonable with relationship issues, and she would find a quick and complete fix for whatever issue there is, likely fearing your reaction if she doesn't. She would have a jealousy streak and likely not approve of you being alone with other mares (sans her friends or the princesses) or drinking at parties. Once she gets a better feel for you, she would open up quickly, gladly discussing every geeky thing from science and magic theory to gushing over new Ponehammer 40K models. Feed her interests, even the questionable ones, with your attention and approval, and Twilight will almost assuredly love you forever. Lift her probable sexual frustration off of her, and she WILL love you forever. Even with her flaws, Twilight would be a fantastic wife.

/autism

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>>29064263
>I wonder if that guy has a favourite in there

>>29064266
Until... he tickle her vagina.... INISDE!

>>29064221
aah yes that old fucker. Word wouldnt have been the same without him.

>Fluttershy is walked on by stallions that mistake her kindness and for gullibility, she wonders to herself if she will ever find anyone that understands her, be kind to her, and love her for who she really is. A monogamist.

ys that my fetish

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>>29064316
I want to make Fluttershy a very happy mare.

>Yay new mail
>Open and read
>From Suck7127
>His tendency to call me a "faggot"

>>29064211
>>mfw anons think they would see an alien ape immigrant as anything other than a potential national security risk they need to monitor

have we had green of this yet? if not we need some.

>>29064007
Ultra short fiction like most green is simultaneously some of the best practice but also the hardest to get really right.

All fiction though, even this, gets significantly better by using a write-revision process at least twice.

To write, just squat out a fat loaf of steaming crap as fast and with as little thought as you can. Don't even care about stuff like switching perspective or complete nonsense.
Then go through, bit by bit, and figure out what needs to change. Not grammar stuff, but plot points, characterization, and phrasing.
Then go through and write out the changes and new material you need to fix the revision mistakes. For professional level writing, the first rewrite is often a complete redo, starting from a blank page, with the revisions in mind.

This is the basic difference between amateurs (even the ones with high quality output) and proficient writers; the amateurs try to do both writing and revision at once, or scattershot.

Once you've got that down, all that's left (for short fiction at least) is to practice, get good criticism and listen well to it, and to read a lot of varied stuff.

>>29064062
There is one cute trick I've learned for this, checking for basic grammar and spelling errors (often called "line editing", the final phase of writing before publishing). And that's to read the story, sentence by sentence, backwards. This breaks up a lot of the context, making it easier to concentrate on the words instead of the story.

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>>29064323
why does satyr stuff make me feel so uncomfortable

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>>29064389
Uncomfortable how?

It just makes me feel sad it will never happen.

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>>29064366
>This is the basic difference between amateurs (even the ones with high quality output) and proficient writers; the amateurs try to do both writing and revision at once
>mfw

>>29064246
I think you mean mispronounce "hut". Or you could mispronounce "put" to sound like "putt".

I bet you could change the second to last line to have Twilight fall on her butt.

>>29064415
I thought that hut was pronounced with a short 'u', because I'm a dense motherfucker
>"You shouldn't worry, my little filly"
>"For your friend Anon, I fucked him silly"
>Twilight recoiled, and fell on her butt
>Did they really just rut in this hut?

>>29064432
>fucked
>bucked

>>29064007
It's hard to really sum up writing advice, since there's a lot to writing well. Most of the Anons here hit the obvious first time mistake stuff and layed out the right mentality for writing the first time.

The only thing I can add is that you should seek an editor/proof reader that you know you can rely on. We unfortunately don't have a way to find one here, and I myself have been scraping by with old writing contacts, but that's probably what helps my writing the most personally.

Not sure if anyone still remembers this but I got some Docnon for you.
Finally got over my writer's block and churned this out.
Obligatory Pastebin Link: http://pastebin.com/wp32Shdk
----
>You arrive home fifteen minutes later.
>It's dark out already.
>Can't believe the sun went from early evening to pitch black in the short span of five minutes.
>Probably because it's getting closer to winter.
>That explains why it's getting so cold.
>You open the door to your home, walking into the living room.
>Taking off your coat, you sniff at the cuffs and the smell causes your nose to wrinkle on instinct.
>Shouldn't have slept in these yesterday, need to give them a wash later.
>Walking into the kitchen, you search through your pantry and find it almost empty save a couple of pickles.
>Crap.
>You gave all of it to the Celestia and Luna.
>Why is the house so quiet?
>Where are they?
>You search through your house, looking for the two sisters.
>Taking care to lower your voice, you call out to them.
>But you receive no response.
>Making sure you checked every corner, there is still no trace of them.
>This is good, right?
>It's not like you kicked them out.
>They ran out on you.
>They made their choice.
>That's a problem that solved itself.
>You should be glad.
>Walking into the kitchen, you grab the tinder and go through the rituals of starting a fire.
>Some food should make you feel better.
>Grabbing the jar of pickles from the pantry, you pull out some bread and heat the stove.
>Digging around the pantry, you find some eggs from a few days ago.
>With the stove roaring, you place a pan and proceed to fry yourself some eggs.
>Put everything between bread and you have a sandwich.
>You boil some water and wipe yourself down.
>After you're done, you change the bed sheets and lay down in your comfy pajamas.
>Closing your eyes, you wait for sleep to set in.
>Any time now.
>Aaaaany time now.
>Fuck

>>29064583
>It's cold.
>So cold.
>Not completely.
>There was warmth too.
>It was from the blood on your chest.
>Mixing in with the pouring rain.
>Whose is it?
>It's definitely not from the olive mare in front of you, she looks angry but she is otherwise fine.
>Then whose?
>Looking down, you notice a serious looking gash running across your chest.
>Blood is flowing freely from the wound, spilling onto the floor as it slowly seeps through your coat then is washed away by the cold rainwater pouring down from the rooftops.
>It is a strange sensation.
>Both the blood and the wound.
>You don't get many injuries these days.
>Or any at all for that matter.
>You can hear somepony calling out your name.
>Peering backwards, you see Luna.
>A younger Luna.
>She looked starved and scared, her mane sticking to her face, drenched in the rain.
>So much smaller than she is now.
>So this must be a dream.
>You have not dreamed in years.
>The last time was, it was when...
>When was it?
>Was it when you went around pretending to be the Great Apple?
>Your train of thought is severed when the mare walks over, and you see her horn preparing a spell.
>She would now proceed to stab you with the spell again, and again, and again, while Luna watches behind you, helpless.
>Of course you knew how this would end.
>It was a nightmare that you used to have when you first started out as a ruler, after all.
>All that's left was to wait for the dream to end.
>Still, how peculiar that this dream would resurface now.
>Maybe it was because Discord was released.
>If this was his idea of psychological warfare, he would have to do better.
>Oh, the mare is saying something.
>You take a look at the mare's face.
>So filled with rage and hate.
>You remember the days, when your family was just murdered and the ashes of the manor were just beginning to cool.
>How ponies thought that it was their 'duty' to hunt the 'lowborns'.
>After all those years, the word still sent shudders up your spine.

>>29064592
>...
>You were supposed to be stabbed now.
>What happened?
>You take a second to look around only to see the mare on the ground, a smashed barrel on her head.
>You feel a slight twinge of anxiety, as you try to look for the mare's attacker until suddenly, you are lifted up by something large and yet not present.
>Oh no.
>This has never happened before.
>This isn't how this ends.
>You're supposed to die and wake up.
>Attempting to break free from the creature lifting you, you attempt to flail around, only to have it hold you closer, tighter.
>It was so warm.
>You try and take a closer look at the creature, but your mind is having a difficult time grasping it.
>It was almost as if it were both present, and absent at the same time.
>You swear you knew what this creature was, but every time you try to remember it, the knowledge slips away.
>It was oddly like grasping at the wind.
>It begins whispering to you, but all you hear are distorted sounds, as if a pony was trying to speak underwater. Or through a tunnel.
>It looks over to you with its nonexistent eyes and smiles at you with its teeth.
>It's sharp, predator teeth.
>But despite the distorted nature of the whispers, and the sharp teeth, despite knowing that you should be afraid of them, you are calmed instead.
>Why? You're supposed to be scared witless.
>And then the creature freezes as the dream begins to fall apart.
>One by one, surrounding buildings fade away, until finally, the creature too, vanishes into oblivion.
>For a few minutes, you remain in the darkness, alone, until you spot a shimmer appearing in the air.
>You wait a few seconds to see what comes through.
>A dark blue horn materializes in the air.
>It's Nightmare Moon.
>Oh no.
>Oh no, no no no no.
>This is the second part of the nightmare isn't it?
>Frantically, you try to draw power to fuel your spell, but your horn doesn't respond.

>>29064602
>Before you could resign yourself to certain death, your sister follows the rest of the horn into your dream, a concerned look on her face.
>She scans her surroundings, most possibly looking for you.
>"Sister, art thou well? We saw thou were having a nightmare and thought-"
>When she finally finds you, she stops speaking.
>And resumes with her Canterlot voice.
>"SISTER, THOU ART WOUNDED, WE MUST FETCH THE PHYSICIANS,-"
>You really hate it when she uses the Canterlot voice.
"Luna-" you try to interject, but Luna doesn't stop.
>"-OH WHO HAS DONE THIS TO THEE? IS IT DISCORD!?" she continues with the Canterlot voice.
"LUNA!" you shout, cutting your sister off.
"I'm fine, the blood is superficial."
>"ART THOU SURE THOU ART FINE?"
"Luna. Use your inside voice."
>"OUR WHAT VOICE?"
"Stop shouting, Luna. You'll wake the castle." you chastise.
>"Oh, we did not realize."
>Sighing at her antics, you smile at her, taking a good look at your little sister.
>All grown up now.
>She never really did grow out of the Canterlot voice though, even after it went out of fashion.
>"Is everything fine, sister dearest? Why art thou staring at us?"
"It's nothing Luna. I was just reminiscing."
>"Then why art thou crying?"
>Crying?
>You weren't crying.
>You haven't shed a tear in years.
>Brushing a hoof against your face, you take it back to realize that it is indeed, wet.
>Must have been the rainwater.
"It's just the rainwater Luna, I'm fine."
>"If thou sayest so. I shall take flight then. Good night, sister mine."
"Night, Luna."
>With a glow to her horn, Luna reopens the shimmer and steps out while the dreamscape begins to collapse, plunging you into the dark embrace of sleep once again.

>>29064608
>You haven't stopped walking since you went out for a walk six hours ago.
>Running through the entire town, you searched all the back alleys you knew of.
>All the secret passageways.
>And still came up empty handed.
>The rain started fifteen minutes ago, which meant you were drenched to the toes.
>And cold.
>But if that was all it took to stop you, you wouldn't have survived on three hours of sleep per day on average when you were an intern.
>However, this rain isn't making things any easier.
>Praying to whatever forces were out there, you head down the street for the third time, hoping you missed something.
>As you were searching through an alleyway you've checked thrice, lightning streaks across the sky with a loud boom and then slowly becoming a deep rumble.
>It almost made you miss the distant sound of crashing.
>Almost.
>You instantly dash out of the alleyway.
>Almost slipping in your wet shoes a few times in the process, but you manage to steady yourself before continuing.
>Running towards the source of the sound, you approach a building.
>A familiar building.
>The tavern.
>You've walked past the entrance so many times, contemplating entry but never entering.
>All looks calm in the front.
>Maybe it's just a couple of rowdy mares.
>That sounds like the most logical explanation.
>But your gut was telling you otherwise.
>Your gut was telling you something was up.
>And this time, you decide to give your gut a chance.
>Running to the back of the building, you see a faint cyan blue light in the darkness, wavering ever so slightly in the air.
>You knew that wavering.
>It happened when a unicorn was casting.
>You've seen it many times.
>Maybe it was just the barkeep moving crates?
>Or maybe it was Celestia crashing through the crates.
>You carefully step forward, trusting the rain to cover the sound your footsteps as you move to see what was down the alleyway.
>Your heart was beating so fast.

>>29064139
I'm actually a big fan of how they made the black character rap.

>>29064618
>You could feel your inhalations growing shorter as you instinctively hold your breath.
>But you press forward anyway.
>Lightning strikes again, closer than before.
>The first thing you saw in the flash was the blood.
>Streaked on the walls.
>Soaked in the ground.
>Moving your gaze upwards, you see the source of all the blood.
>Celestia.
>Deep in your mind you knew, the blood on the ground was most possibly from the wine in the leaking barrels.
>You knew that you could just walk away and you could live as you've never met these two before.
>That life would go on.
>Another bolt of lightning illuminated the night, letting you see the scene in front of you more clearly.
>You saw the mare's sadistic satisfaction as she completed her spell.
>You could see Luna crying for help that would never arrive.
>But above all, you saw Celestia's determination.
>Standing stout in the roaring storm while giving her all to protect her sister.
>To keep her safe no matter the cost.
>You burn the scene in front of you into your retinas.
>And made a choice.
>If you were going to die in this world, you’ll do it protecting these two.
>Uncle Nemo would be proud.
>Time seemed to slow as you picked up a barrel.
>Hefting it over your head with some difficulty, you bring it over the mare's head.
>And let it fall.
>In the darkness, all you hear is sickening crack as the barrel makes contact with the mare's head.
>And then a thud as what you presume to be her falling to the ground.
>You have to move fast.
>Running up, you bend down and grab Celestia.
>She could barely struggle as you lift her off the ground.
>Turning around, you lift Luna by the scruff and place her on Celestia's belly and then proceed to leave the alley.
>Taking as many backstreets as possible, you hurry home.
>You can already begin to feel Celestia's blood trickling down your arms and onto your pants.
>Celestia tries to mutter something but it is lost in the rain.

>>29064266
>Anon now walks around with a pony impaled on his hand

>>29064631
"Don't worry," you whisper into her ear. "It's all going to be all right."
>It was a shitty attempt at reassuring her, but it seems to have worked.
>Just a little bit more now.
>You can see your lawn.
>Dashing across the wet mud ground, you make haste.

>Practically bursting through the doors, you set Celestia on the floor and rush into the kitchen to put whatever water is left in the kettle to boil.
>"Celly," you hear behind you as you wash your hands.
>"Wake up Celly. Please wake up."
>You set the needles, thread, and towels to boil, taking the antiseptic off the shelf.
>"Don't leave me."
>When you head back out you see Luna beside Celestia, sobbing as she nudges her sister softly.
"Luna, I need you to stop moving Celestia. I have to stop the bleeding."
>Luna doesn't move from her spot.
>Fine.
>You walk over and try to pull Luna off.
>When you do, you see a nebulous energy amass on her horn and instinctively dodge out of the way.
>The next instant, a wave is fired at your direction where your head would have been, hitting the ceiling and denting it with a loud crash.
>Your hairs stand on end as you warily retreat backwards.
>An angry unicorn was a dangerous unicorn.
"I just want to help, Luna."
>She glares at you, standing over Celestia protectively.
"I need to stop the bleeding or she is going to die."
>No response.
"You can watch me, I swear I won't do anything to hurt her."
"I swear on my oath as a doctor."
"Please, let me help" you plead.
>Her glare slowly softens to caution and she takes a step back.

>>29064645
>You spring to action, turning Celestia over and examining the wound.
>It looks deep, but not deadly, but the bleeding isn't stopping.
>Running back into the kitchen, you grab what you need and rush back into the living room to Celestia.
>Holding the wound together, you press the towel onto her chest and hope the bleeding stops.
>Keeping the pressure on the wound, you open her left eyelid and bring a candle close to the eye
>Then you do the same for the right eye.
>Pupils still contracting, good.
>Looking down at the towel, it seems the bleeding has begun to stanch.
>Slowly, color begins to return to her lips and you gently release the pressure on the wound.
>Pulling the towel off the wound, you inspect it again.
>The bleeding has mostly stopped, but there are still impurities.
>Time to clean them out.
>Dabbing another towel in the lukewarm water, you gently clean off the dirt and sand from the wound.
>Repeating this two, three times if you needed to.
>Being careful to not agitate the wound, you gently apply the antibacterial solution to the wound before pressing it shut again.
>Celestia gasps and kicks her feet when you do this, but you quickly calm her back down, petting her mane and calling her a good girl, whispering soft nothings into her ear.
>You see the solution slowly begin taking effect as Celestia looks less pained by the second.
>Its numbing properties are kicking in.
>Taking the needle from the tray, you manage to thread it after two tries and set to work immediately.
>Stitching flesh to flesh.
>What's that dumb song Cut likes to sing so much?
>Red to red, white to white, and everything will be all right.

>>29064268
That's... that's a really well thought out response, Anon. I'm impressed. I also agree nearly 100% with your interpretation of a relationship with Twilight.

>>29064650
>TTN start cumming green

>>29064404
>tfw you realize that you've only ever written one draft, and any revision was done to correct spelling errors
I feel like such a fraud.

>>29064211
>>mfw anons think they would see an alien ape immigrant as anything other than a potential national security
Nice OOC headcannon.

>>29064389
Weird mutant babies. They scare any would be father. The incest is also disgusting.

>>29064366
Holy shit this is some good advice. I've already got some of it done but I'm definitely going to be rewrite revising it all now, and hopefully have something to show for it by tomorrow.

>>29064583
I remembered, I was waiting for it.

>>29064650
Fuck yeah more Docnon. I liked this idea once you got going with it.

Only criticism I have is that you should fix up that transition between Anon PoV and present Celestia PoV. It is jarring without anything to suggest that the character who we are seeing through has changed.

>>29064432
Able to recognize and act on criticism makes you less dense than many.

>>29064389
I think it's a kind of uncanny valley thing for some, since different people have different reactions.

Ponies? intrinsically adorable, so much so that it becomes lewd for some people.
Humans? Yes, this is what my genes tell me to breed.

Satyrs would then fall into valley where they're neither the sexy that people are or the sexy that pone are, but some weird gulf that feels like it's dangerously furry.

For me, they're basically ideal, the adorability of ponies but with, you know. Breasts and stuff.

>>29064096
that's a cute zebra

>>29064389
Why uncomfortable? Is it because they're half-human half-pony hybrids, or because of the sort of reputation the satyr thread has?

>>29064366
> read the story backwards

Well shit, that's pretty great advice. You horsefuckers continue to amaze me every time I pass by. Got any more writing pro-tips?

>>29064712
Noted, not really a fan of the
>You are Anon
>You are Pony
transition.
May try using lines breaks.

So he commented on his own post?

>>29064650
fuckin nice

>>29064783
Also, the time period is a little confusing.

You heavily imply with the presence of Carrot Cake, Cup Cake Pinkie Pie, and SCC that this is the present time period, but Celestia's dream sequence implies that it is in the past, before their rise to power.

>>29064962
You can say that will be something for the future.
What I can say now is that Anon is in 12 B.C.
Before Celestia.
The story does not take place in the future except for explicitly stated events.

>>29064712
> can't tell who current narrator is
Agreed 110% and it was confusing as fuck. I thought anon was dreaming he was Celestia.

>>29064783
Honestly, I kind of like the ambiguity and surprise it makes.

I like the story, good stuff.

I see it still has the WIP tag on it in your Pastebin, think you'll return to the D&D char + Trixie story sometime soon?
The D&D crossover is an amusing conceit, but I mostly care because of soothing and comforting my beloved poor narcissistic blue horse.

>>29064366
You can essentially shorten that to: Make a fucking rough draft.

Though the other tip, the reverse read-editing thing is something I had forgotten about.

Thanks, Anon.

>>29065016
Funny that you mention it because I'm working on it right now.
Here's a snippet.
>"Wh-what belongs to you belongs to Trixie too, servant!" she sputters as she struggles to hold on to the book.

>>29065002
Can you at least explain why SCC, pinkie, and the cakes are all in the past?

>>29065069
I can, but not now.

>>29065069
.....Localized time travel?

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>>29065072

>>29063855
Write it yourself

>>29065024
See! Look at the power of revision! Whole paragraphs condensed into five words, with little lost!

For the next draft I'd like to see if we can bring back some to really emphasize making writing and editing really separate processes; maybe the bit about how the second draft is often a full rewrite; and that more than one or two cycles of revision may be necessary.

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>>29065231

This guy...

>>29065424
Is that Twilight a worm with forelegs and a head?

>>29065579
>Your naga-marefriend will never coil her body around you to keep warm during the winter
>She will never have fur and a mane despite being cold-blooded
>weeaboo weaboo kokoro doki doki

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>>29065592
Would you centaur marefriend

>>29065599
oh FUCK YES

>>29064744


Back when "Casual Sex in Equestria" treads were a thing, I was in the same shoes you were now when it came to writing green, wanting to write but not wanting everything to be absolute shit the first time you try it. My only advice to you is. Just remember to have fun with it.

Honestly, just try your best, and don't try too hard to be funny, just let everything flow naturally and you'll be fine. Also, just because you think it'll be shit, doesn't mean everyone will. The first time I tried even writing I thought I'd be boo'd out of the thread the moment I got done, surprisingly people really took to the stuff I wrote. Take the good with the bad and keep trying, You'll find your flow eventually.

Hope this helps.

>>29065599
Best of both worlds

>>29065599
What
>>29065622
The
>>29065655
Actual
>>29065666
Fuck

How does this even happen?

>>29065669
The magic of rgre.

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>>29065599
>>29065622
>>29065666
I want harpylestia.

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Thirsty mares.

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>>29065778
Have the thirstiest mare.

>>29065686
Well I dont have harpies but I do have catbird.
This time with pastebin updates! http://pastebin.com/TCcd1EUz

>Fluttershy knocks on the wooden door calling out, “Zecora? Are you home?”
>The door creaks ominously inwards showing the gloomy interior illuminated with small stubs of candles that lay scattered throughout the house.
“Oh that’s not creepy at all.”
>”Gilda, be nice. Zecora must have gone out for chores or something.” Fluttershy glances back into the house before gulping herself.
>”T-though if you want to go in first you c-can…”
>Ugh, ponies…
“Fine.”
>Walking into the house you duck under the low hanging herbs that hang from the ceiling eyes glancing through the cobbled together interior.
>Large cauldron in the center, some potion vials on the shelves, ghostly giant mask rushing at you-
>Letting out a screech of surprise you leap up into the air wings flapping and claws flying at the mask.
>You watch in befuddlement as your talons and claws rip into the mask tearing off strips of wood as it floats away with a howl.
>”Gilda!”
>Had it only been a few seconds?!
>The yellow mare sprinted into the hut eyes flashing as she takes in the scene around her before flying up towards the mask with a frown on her face.
>”Mr. Tiki! That wasn’t very nice at all!”
>Mr. Tiki?
>What the flying pony feathers
>At the tone Fluttershy takes with it, you watch as the markings on the mask droop down in a sad frown before it’s brows narrow down and bobs at you!
>Naturally you let out a hiss and swipe at the annoying thing which of course causes it to back off.
>”Now I know that Gilda scratched your wonderful paint, but you sc-” Fluttershy pauses as you clear your throat, “startled her and she just reacted, I know you like to protect Zecora’s home, but really you should have known better.”

>>29065791
>"Just sayin', Anon."

>>29065798
>>29065798
>The mask floats about vigorously, if it could talk you’d have the feeling that it would be ranting especially how it bobs in your direction with a glare.
>Well fuck you too floating voodoo mask thing!
>Flipping the mask the bird you watch as it’s mouth slackens into a doltish look before it turns away with a huff before floating back to the top shelf where you can see it continue to watch you.


>”What is this? Has something gone amiss?” A female’s heavy voice is heard outside, with Anon!
>Oh plucked chicks, you left Anon outside!
>Before you can rush out however Fluttershy calls out, “Zecora! You’re back!”
>Nonetheless some unknown female is near your male!
>You dart outside before Fluttershy to see this ‘Zecora.’
>Huh, you’d expected more...well maybe thinking her having feathers in her mane and face paint might have been a bit much, you can respect the gold though.
>”Ah, it's good to see you once again dear Fluttershy, now tell me who’ve dropped by?”
>”Oh, this is Gilda, and um, the big guy on the ground is Anon, he might have had an allergic reaction…”
>At the words allergic reaction Zecora’s eyes widen in alarm and she starts to drag Anon inside her hut, “Quickly bring him inside, let us hope I have something mend his hide.”
“Hey! Don’t drag him like that!”
>You move into Zecora’s space as to help carry Anon inside so his head isn’t to bang against the ground.
>Fluttershy clears off a small cot that holds up maybe half of Anon’s body, the rest she manages to find small stools and chairs to prop his legs up on.

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>>29065791
>you will never stick your tongue between your fingers and make a licking motion in response

>>29065686
>"Praise the sun, Anon. Ka-CAW! Ka-CAW!"

>>29065807
>Once Anon is secured Zecroa and Fluttershy begin to discuss what all she had used with Anon to make him like this.
>You meanwhile notice Anon looks feverish, he’s sweating rather heavily at that.
>Pressing a talon to his forehead you wince at the warmth coming from there.
“Fluttershy, Zecora, Anon’s burning up over here, ain’t you got some magical remedy that can fix this?”


>Zecora walks over and holds her hoof to Anon’s forehead and mutters to herself.
>Shortly after Zecora hoofs over a wash cloth and bowl of water, “His heat is a danger, but there is more to this illness that is stranger. Keep him cool, so that I may find the proper tool.”
>You frown watching as Zecora and Fluttershy draw away to a wall of vials talking amongst themselves.
>Picking up the rag you start to dab at Anon’s forehead using water to keep him cooled off.
>This is stupid, why the Tartarus did those ponies not use better restraints anyway!
>None of this would have happened if they had!
>Wringing out the water and sweat you roughly add more water to the rag before gently dabbing at Anon's forehead and neck.
>”Mnurgle…”
>Perking up at the sound you lean over to look over Anon’s face.
“Anon?”
>”Ss fine, need to...turn a switch…”
>Must be sleep talking, well you can help with that a little…
“It’s alright Anon, just get some rest.”
>Anon shifts atop his make shift cot, “Nuh, need to find...the switch and… fucking furries.”
“Shh, forget about it Anon, you’re here with me, remember?”
>”Mngh, Gilda…”
“Yeah?”
>”Isa good cat, bird, friend thingy. So much sparklies…”

>>29065814
>By Thunders feathers, Fluttershy really worked a number over him.
>You look back to see both mares busy with something in the cauldron and Anon is fidgeting in his sleep.
>He needs something to calm down…
>...
>Oh you’re going to have so many regrets…
>Clearing your throat a few times you remember something you heard from home, a few soft warbles to establish mood and now!
“The sky is dark and the hills are white, as the storm-queen speeds from the north to-night; And this is the song the storm-queen sings, as over the world her cloak she flings.”
>You can hear the roar of the flames and the scraping of the wooden spoon stop, but you ignore it as you sing.
"Sleep, sleep, little one, sleep; she rustles her wings and gruffly sings: Sleep, little one, sleep."
>Anon isn’t fidgeting as much, you can almost see him lean to you.
“On yonder mountain-side a vine clings at the foot of a mother pine; The tree bends over the trembling thing, and only the vine can hear her sing: Sleep, sleep, little one, sleep.”
>What startles you is when you hear Fluttershy start to hum along with the tune adding her own voice to the song.
>You pause looking back thinking she was wanting to take over, instead she waves you on with a wing.
>Swallowing you nod before taking up the lyrics once more.
“What shall you fear when I am here? Sleep, little one, sleep. The queen may sing in her bitter flight, the pine may croon to the vine to-night, but the little snowflake at my breast, liketh the song I sing the best.”
>Despite yourself you lean over to gently preen and clean Anon’s hair with your beak gently scratching along his scalp.
"Sleep, sleep, little one, sleep; weary thou art, anext my heart; Sleep, little one, sleep."
>You croon out the last few notes before falling silent and find Anon fast asleep once more face untroubled.
>Placing a talon against his forehead you feel it come away sweaty, but no longer burning, his fever broke!

>>29065808
>Lyra trying to convince Bon Bon to join in and make it a threesome

>>29065815
>Smiling you didn’t even notice when Fluttershy comes up behind you whispering, “That was very handsome Gilda, where’d you learn that?”
>You can already feel your feathers puff out at the question.
“I-it was something from home, dumb little song to help chicks to sleep.”
>”I don’t think it was dumb Gilda, and I don’t think Anon thought so either.”
>A brief feeling of pride runs through you at seeing how well Anon has settled before remembering that Fluttershy still saw you sing!
>How are you gonna be a tough bird if you just go singing all over the place, you’re not a song bird!
“Shouldn’t you be helping Zecora with her potion thing?”
>Fluttershy throws you a look at that but she sighs before nodding withdrawing from the conversation.


And there's what I got, sorry if its small guys, but figured this was a good stopping point for a update, will continue when I can focus enough for it.

>>29064364
there is one in the SiM thread if you're into the that

Where is Jeff?

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>>29064268
>Lift her probable sexual frustration off of her, and she WILL love you forever.

I could imagine her wanting to "go at it" again and again, nervous and eager to prove herself at first, and then confident and purely hungry for more once she's finally used to it. She'd end up quickly initiating and then taking the lead role in the sex herself, most of the time.

>>29064688
>being cordial yet cautious is somehow ooc
>the princesses being 1000 year old lonely virgins who want his cock is not

>>29065599
silky smooth horse tail, with the tits of a human? What kinda queer wouldn't?

Especially if the horse part were more Little Pony scale. I've always thought it'd make more sense for centaurs to have mass closer to if you took a human and added an extra human torso and legs to it. (In some of the earliest depictions of hippocentaurs, the front legs were human or satyr like. Greeks invented the double genitals centaur long before the Japanese did.)

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tfw you make pastebin 1000% less painful to read.
God, this is so much better.

>>29064364
That's most of anon in pony prison

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>>29066023
>dark background
I need it

>>29065926
That's not what I said.

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>>29066041
Sure, it's a simple userscript, and can be found here: https://gist.github.com/Shpoople/a8207b09dced3ec2fb98d66cc9c283ef

Just install it, click on the button near the top of the pastebin that says '>Greentext', and you can customize the style, font size, and line-height.

Just make sure to point out any bugs if you see them. Also, suggestions are welcome.

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>>29065916
>>29064658
>>29064268
Love the pony, and she'll love you back twice as much.

>>29066090
Wrong pony.

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>>29066090
YES

THIS IS HOW TINY HORSES SHOULD BEHAVE

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>>29066073
It doesn't seem to remember font size changes between instances. I lowered it by 2 in one, but the other after reloading was like "shit nah nigga, giant letters". Otherwise picrelated

>>29066123
Fuck you nigger

>>29066126
Hm, I can't seem to reproduce the problem...
Could you try posting the steps that caused the problem?

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>>29065827
Gilda being so overly protective and soft towards him is absolutely adorable.

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>>29066090
FLUFFY
SOFT

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>>29066163
Fluttershy is the Element of L E W D

>>29066144
>Have 4 pastebin tabs open
>Install the script
>Reload all the tabs
>Go to >greentext on all of them
>Change font on one
>The remaining will not auto change after reloading

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>>29066211
The Element of cuddly

>>29066211
I still can't get over how hilariously cute those little mini-beanie's on her feathers are.

>>29066280
Wow, I didn't realize that the compression was set so low.

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>>29066274
Fluttershy is a hilarious cute mare.

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>>29066163
She sure is.

I'm even a Flutterfag and I had to.

What do you think about "Deer"?

I was gonna write about it.

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>>29066298
>tfw you will never get to hold her

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>>29066318
>What do you think about "Deer"?

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>>29066280
I, uh, might have done the latter. Whoops.

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>>29066318
>What do you think about "Deer"?

>>29066389
kek. Don't worry about it.
I can set it up so that it checks for changes every second or two

I actually made a better WEBM but 4chan keeps saying 'fuck no, connection error!'

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What are some RGRE alternatives to "A man's wife is his life" and similar adages?

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>>29066405
>can set it up so that it checks for changes every second or two
No. Don't. Last thing I need is greasemonkey going haywire and lagging my browser even harder

>>29066445
You sure? it's only checking for changes in local storage.

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>>29066445
>>29066450
It's not laggy at all.

>Pinkie snatches up Anon as a coltfriend
>Things start getting serious
>Decides it's time to meet the family
>Her sisters are all right with him (though Limey is abrasive as usual)

>But Ma and Pa Pie, being amish horses, are not enthused. (One significantly less so than the other)
>Anon is not an earth pony
>He's not even a pony at all
>Not even "almost" a pony like the Zebra's
>What about Grandfoals?

>>29066445
Well, regardless, I fixed up some CSS, so here's a new static update link
https://gist.github.com/Shpoople/a8207b09dced3ec2fb98d66cc9c283ef/raw/greentext_parser.user.js

>>29065827
Short isnt always bad pretty good overall keep it up comfy

>>29064650
I member this and i like it. The time thing as mentioned is a slight bit wonky to keep track of but it sounds like you had a plan for that so ill just see where it leads.

>>29065025
Aww yiss

>Anon's waifu goes off to fight the latest threat to the world.
>Anon says he's going
>She does not like this, Anon should stay home, where it's safe
>Anon uses Human Stubbornness and goes anyway.

>>29066628
>Human Stubbornness
I've heard of HMD and GLORIOUS HUMAN STAMINA, but this meme is new to me.

Posting here because i'm too slow to get it in the correct thread.

>>29056096
>>29056088
Gib more.

>>29055412
Do not run away like a little girl.
That is Anon's job.
It's okay.

>>29056394
So cute.

>>29058792
>>29058783
Too short/5
You don't get a rating out of ten until we get more.
Was this guy a quartermaster or something?

>>29060060
Just how much vandalism does the googdoc get?

>>29060196
>>29060351
>>29060368
Zecora a underused.
You did well.

>>29060668
>Forced tea parties
Those girls are beyond redemption.

>>29061067
Good to see you back and writing.

>>29061077
It made me feel sad.

>>29061393
It's nice to see you again.

>>29061777
Are you sure it deleted the documents?
You should try poking around the filesystem of the phone to check.

>>29062043
I like it.
Continue this story.

>>29062301
Derp horse needs more green.

>>29062312
>>29062417
Amused/10

>>29062448
I find reversing the significance of cuddling and sex to be highly amusing.
But it is not required to do this.
Sex being sex is fine too, as are cuddles being cuddles.

>>29062487
>>29062501
Lore a nice.

>>29063308
Naughty pony steals clothing.
She is right to feel ashamed.
Keep going, very cute.

>>29063465
We want YOUR creative juices Anon.

>>29063397
>And then when they both go to kiss him at the same time, they miss and end up kissing eachother.

>>29063917
Put a bucket on the mare and steal her things.

>>29064404
>Revising

>>29064650
I like it even though I don't really know what's going on in it.
I should probably have read the pastebin first.

>>29065827
I don't really like the song bit.
The rest was nice.

>Anon figures out a way to into magic
>He becomes The Artificer
>But that shit is expensive to make, and no one trusts anyone who's not both a unicorn and a mare to make anything worth buying.

>>29065886
JEFF

>>29064020
The term is oil driller for Males.

>>29065886
JEFF, THE GOD WEAPON OF WAR!

>>29066663
>And then when they both go to kiss him at the same time, they miss and end up kissing each other.
Unf.
>Anon just takes a pic of the hot nerd lesbians and walks off.
>Until they ask him to join in.
Also so close to the super devil durnk, maybe next time.

>>29066073
>>29066584
can someone help an idiot out?
i can't figure out how to install this or get it to work.
after some googling i find i have to download the .js file and move it to
>chrome://extensions
>reload everything
nothing changes
>unsupported extension disabled
>its not from our store so we don't think you know it was installed
for fuck sakes
google some more and i find
>load unpacked extension
nope that dont work

I don't know what to do and everything else I can find says it can't be done. I'm missing something obvious here aren't I?

>>29066930
Is it greasemonkey/tampermonkey?
I know they let you use javascript user scripts

>>29066073
>tfw I've long since discovered the joys of dark pastebin.
It really makes reading easier and more relaxing.
That script doesn't work for me tho. I have FF+greasemonkey, and currently use a CSS theme called "midnight pastebin".
Apart from the 4chan-style page formatting, what's really interesting in that script is that greentext is actually displayed as such. Gotta find a way to include that in my theme's CSS.

>>29066963
Ya that worked, i'm fairly new to this shit and didn't know i needed one of these.

Thanks Durnk

Since I saw you all talking about fetishes so much, I got an idea.
Fetishes.
>What should be Pinkie Pie's fetish?
>Since she likes parties lets try having her fetish be ponies who are in the closet
>She sets up ponies who are secret homos and gets off to making them fuck
>They are like dolls to her
>She makes them dance and moan and fuck
>"It's not gay if there's a mare with you, Doctor."
>"Don't you want to make OTHERMALEPONY feel good?"
>Balls touch.

>>29066663
>Just how much vandalism does the googdoc get?
Best case: everything is ~~struck out~~. Worst case: "Reversed Niggers in Nigquestria. List of Niggers by their Niggerbins: AnalNiggerAnon: Courting Niggers, Nigger of her Heart, Beholder of the Nigger's Nigger, Nigger Niggers Nigger. BrandNewNigger: Daring Nigger, SexNigger Nigger, Sea Nigger Nigger, other Niggers"

etc etc

>>29066983
>That script doesn't work for me tho. I have FF+greasemonkey, and currently use a CSS theme called "midnight pastebin".
Yeah, they might be conflighting somehow...

>>29066983
>Apart from the 4chan-style page formatting, what's really interesting in that script is that greentext is actually displayed as such. Gotta find a way to include that in my theme's CSS.
I use a regex search in Javascript, />([^\r\n]+)/gi,

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>>29067232
>conflighting
*conflicting

>>29066663
Well the entire thing is like an abandoned building in disrepair.
The suggestions page is wrecked and writefags are unable to update the page.
So I just though of making a new one.
Can I have your Gmail by the way?
It will be nice to let you update too.

>>29066663
Yes i am sure... I've started rewriting it but haven't even finished the first page.

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>>29067562

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Ponies love receiving blowjobs.

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>>29067562

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>Asked Anon if l could inspect his kissing technique a few days ago for H&H
>He laughed in my face and kept walking

>>29067661
"PBTHTHTHTBHTHT"
>Twilight shrieks with laughter as you blow a raspberry on her stomach.
>"A-Anon! My b-belly!"

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>>29067562

>>29067661
Well I love choking on marecock, so I guess that works out well for everyone involved.

>>29066540

>it's not even entirely a racism thing
>they really want grandfoals and because Anon isn't even close to a pony in terms of genetics it's highly likely he and Pinkie won't be able to reproduce

>>29067139
Yeah no. Cease and desist durnk. Don't invite that shit here.

>>29067785
Back to /trash/ with you. Blowjobs here are raspberries to the pones fuzzy bellies.
>>29067756
like this

>>29067790
>They forget Pinkie's friend is a crazed scientist that moonlights as a princess.
>Implying Twilight wont help Anon breed her best friend.

>>29067808
What is it called then when you lick out a mare's pussy wussy?

>>29067857
Clitjob ya dunce. Or if your boring, cunnalingus.

>>29064266
He needs to find another one and his hands will be protected from the weather. Shouldn't use them as oven mitts though.

>>29063915
>poo on the floor
>Roomba attempts to clean it up
>scatastrophe

>>29064098
THIS tbqhfam

> Anon masturbates for the first time in Equestria
> All of a sudden, he vanishes in a flash of light
> Celestia stands before him in some nebulous place
> "Oh, a prince at last. Let us look upon all that has brought you to this point."
> Floating windows display every pornographic thing he has seen
> Celestia gazes on with wide eyes and flared wings
> Cheesy 70's music plays in the background
> Magic swirls around Anon
> Six wings sprout from his back, and a halo floats over his head
> In another flash of light, the Prince of Lewd returns to his home
> Fans of mlh freak out on 4kun

>>29068029
uh

>>29068029
What?

>>29068029
this is good.

>>29068029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24D3qrCbyXY

>>29068029
>Only Anon and the Princesses have actual genitals
>They act as one's claim to royalty
>Anon is named prince

>>29064268
This hurts more than it should.

>Anon knows of the RGRE.
>Decides to use sex appeal to open his new stall at the pony market.
>He sells milkshakes.
>Everyday he sings while dancing suggestively.
"My milkshakes bring all the mares to yard."
>Suggestive pelvic thrusting while filling a mare's milkshake.

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>>29064268
I really want this. I'm sad now.

>>29068204
>Becomes so big that he opens a strip club called "Milkshakes".
>Whip cream everywhere.
>Mare's line up to get whip creamed by the star of the place, Anon.
>He's well known for thrusting with a can of whip cream over his junk and spraying it over the audience.
>He also makes damn good milkshakes behind the bar.

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>>29064263
That hurt.

>>29068204
>>29068247
Kek

>>29068247
Do the milkshakes satisfy all those thirsty mares?

>>29068247
>other stallions are jealous of Anon
>spreads a rumor that he jizzes into the milkshakes.

do you think that would increase his business or decrease it?

>>29068532
Yes.

>>29068532
reminds me of the extra mayo sandwich shop Anon green

>>29068532
>Anon stays open an hour later on Sundays, but the lights in the kitchen aren't on and the window sign out front says "closed"
>A small number of mares file into the kitchen and Anon makes them milkshakes and jizzes into it right in front of them

>>29068584
>not jizzing into the milkshake as they are drinking it

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>>29068501
>>29068532
>>29068584
>>29068690
Eventually a really thirsty mare will want some from the source.

>>29068700
His milkshake brings all the mares to the yard?

>>29068717
And in the original prompt:
>>29068204

>>29068247
>Other possible strip club names.
>"Milkshakers"
>"The Yard"

>>29068741
>Anon is a hipster artfag
>Discards everything from "My milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard" except for "to the"
>Names his club "to the" as some kind of statement, and wonders why ponies think he's mentally challenged

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Some ponies don't believe that Anon comes from a society with RGR (As opposed to Equestria's) and that he's simply suffering from a mental condition.

They try many things, from hypnosis, to conditioning, roleplay, and Electroshock therapy

>>29069206
No. Fuck off hypno fag

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>>29068029
>Six wings sprout from his back
I don't care if that is the mythological description of angels that shit would be unwieldy as hell.

>>29069256
You'd have Dash beat as the fastest flier.

>>29069256
> Twilight tries to console you
> "It was difficult for me to get used to my new wings too."
"Difficult? Try impossible! There's nowhere for me to tuck them, and they are fucking huge!"
> Princess Celestia sips some bomb-ass tea you made
> "Just phase them out of reality until you need them. That's what I do when I want to hide my wingboners."
> Twilight stares at her teacher in wonder
> "We can do that?"
> Sunbutt nods
> "Just think about them fading away, and they do."
> Both you and purple power try it out
> Twilight looks excitedly at her sides, now perfectly smooth
> "I did it! I'm back to being me!"
> She rolls around happily, laughing in relief
> You awkwardly try to feel up your back, and there is nothing there!
> You sigh happily
"Thanks, Sunbutt. Now stand up, so I can eat you out properly."
> "Oh my!"

>Suddenly summon a human

>Moon: so wut now
>Star:idk
>green guy appears
>Moon:no aahhhh
>Star:green dude im sorry! i didnt want to look at you droping the soap, noooooovshejdvdjsj
>romania:aahhhbdhsndrjdkdj
>green dude: ....mmmMmmMMMMMMMMURICAAAA!!!!

>>29069410
What the fuck are you trying to say?

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>>29069410

>>29069410
And this kids, is why you don't mix being a namefaggot with being drunk.

>>29069442
I think he's just incapable of speaking English properly.

Durnk does it better.

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>>29069384
Weird fetish.
>>29069410
>romania
>romania pony
No.

>>29069458
I guess? But Durnk is supposed to be incomprehensible, kinda his calling card.
This guy is just some random that gave himself a name for no reason>>29069410

>>29069473
I am not even sure the wing thing is a fetish. I wouldn't be entirely surprised if it was, but I have never seen something like that being someone's fetish.

>>29069476
Durnk is not incomprehensible, you can actually understand what he's trying to say and go what the fuck?
>>29069410
This guy is just not making sense.
At all.

>>29069489
True.

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>>29069410
Enjoy the (You)

>>29069473
>>29069485
> Eating a princess out in thanks for help
> Fetish
What

>>29069156
This made me chuckle

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>Ready to go to next story about Noble.
>Can't find the error or grammar.
>Decide to reread the story so I don't mess it up.
>Still hate about English problem
>Better make some simple story with bad english
>>29069458
Something I just came up.
>>29069476
>himself a name for no reason
14 times I am getting to hear about this

>>29069206
"Feeling Anon Sleepy?"

>>29069216
Pretty sure he was trolling, friendo. No need to take the bait so eagerly.

>>29069526
Make a pastebin why don't you?
Then we'll see if you deserve the name.

>>29069512
We've done it. We've reached the point where "fetish" can be used to describe non-fetish things; the word no longer means anything any more. "Fetish" has officially become the new "misogyny".

>>29069534
>Make a pastebin
I did, maybe no one like to go back previous thread.
http://pastebin.com/u/AsianAnonymous

I did. but not on google docs.

>>29069560
Sorry i missed it, can you give me a google account so I can add you to the Google doc editors?

Fun fact!
Edit was originally not an English word.
The word was formed when some dumbass decided to remove the suffix "-tor" to transform it from a noun to a verb, thus coining a new word.

>>29069560
I should hope not. Lose the name btw

>>29069582
You already did.

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Ok, who did it?

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>>29064366
>mfw I am a professional writer and literally never do this
>mfw 90% of the stuff I get paid for is a first draft

>>29069664
flitter is the cutest
hhngggg

>>29069664
I'm gonna be honest with you.

How about we gonna make a Text game like corrupt of champions?

>>29069698
>$6,991 per month
Interesting.

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>>29069664
>>29069672
>CV

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>"Honey, I'm home!"
>Twilight hangs up her scarf, booties, and her saddlebags by the door.
>You turn around and see her. Her hooves are a bit wet from the melted snow, but otherwise she's a clean, pretty mare.
>"It's cold outside... I think I need to warm up~..."
Haha, well okay dear, jus-
>Twilight rapidly approaches you, and roughly nuzzles your chest.
>Her magic pulls you down, and she nuzzles your face.
>She pushes her body forward, pushing you to the ground and onto your back with her muzzie wuzzie.
>She straddles you, nuzzling your face and pulling up your shirt in places where she can get more skin contact.
>She lays down, planting her big star booty on your hips, and switches cheeks, still nuzzling your face
>Twilight rubs her soft belly against yours. Her rear legs close up a bit to hug your hips better.
>Her hooves pull your head up for leverage, and she more aggressively nuzzles your face
>Getting faster, harder, faster, and faster...
>"Oh... you're mine... you're mine... I love you..."
>Until finally, she drags her entire muzzle across your face, forcefully, slowly, and finally lets you go with a huff.
>She stands up, slowly, before walking away.
>Did she just cuddlefuck you?
>The mare carries on into her bedroom, but not before you feel the warmth that comes with her magic touch again, dragging you along with her.
>Tonight was going to be a fuzzy night.

>>29069741
What are you doing?

You're not a Rag-doll anon.

>>29069749
You are when Twilight is your waifu.

>>29069741
>Ponies are like cats, they rub their face on things to mark their scent
>It is incredibly sexual in advanced ponster society
>Anon gets drunk one day and decides that since pones are so cute and cuddly, he will snuggled them all.
>Goes from mare to mare rubbing himself against them, trying to find the comfiest one.
>Eventually he finds the perfect snuggle buddy and falls asleep with his face on her back.

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>>29069741
Ultra cozy.
>you will never have a mare who loves you so much that she can't help but press as much of herself as possible into you whenever she gets home from work

>>29069773
No rape?

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>>29069783
Pure cute comfy only.

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>>29069791
The best.

>>29069791
>Pure cute comfy only
NOT RGRE!

>>29069698
It's just too much work.
What are we going to put in it anyway?
The main focus of CoC was the TFs.
But that's not feasible in this thread.

>>29069710
.....cock vore?

>>29069741
>>Did she just cuddlefuck you?
>Is this why Pinkie says things like "you're so good" whenever she hugs you?

>>29069622
Oh don't even PRETEND a lot of fimfiction authors also browse /mlp/.

They've been on an RGRE bent for a while now.

>>29069844
>Oh don't even PRETEND a lot of fimfiction authors also browse /mlp/.
So do they do mlp or not?

>>29069864
Fuck, meant to have a "don't" in there.

Just a thingy I wrote. Maximum cuteness attempted.


“Bah! Yeah… yes. Mhm.”
>You’re an incredibly intoxicated green man from outer space.
>That means you’re Anonymous. No last other names. Just, Anonymous.
>And right now, you’re inside the only bar in Ponyville.
>It’s a dingy, poorly lit, wooden thatch-roofed building that smells faintly of mold.
>That doesn’t bother you, though. Been in worse places before.
>Not to mention the fact that you need your lifeblood.
>Alcohol.
>At this point you almost never leave the place.
>You’re not just considered a regular at this point, you’re more then that.
“Speakin’ of regulamars, what even IS an regulation?”
>Damn, that’s a good question.
>Hmmm…

>Now you’re Foamy Scotch.
>Best bartender this side of Ponyville.
>Of course, it’s not like you have any competition. But if stallions think you’re wealthy, let em’. They’re all over you anyways.
>Doesn’t help that you’re a muscled and well built at an intimidating 3’8”. Stallions like em’ taller.
>No one’s taller than Anon, though.
>That poor Anon. No mare of his specie around.
>Maybe they’d help corral him, too.
>He’s been hanging around your bar for the past month almost constantly.
>At first it seemed more like an attempt to ‘escort’ some mares home.
>But after he ordered some 5%, straight, you knew he was for real.
>He asked for 50% at first, poor dear probably had never had alcohol before and didn’t know what types there were.
>You tried to make him get a appletini, but he quote unquote called them ‘Gay’.
>While gay stallions may be hot, it didn’t really have an application there.
>Anyways, it’s probably time to cut him off for tonight.

>>29070086
>Anon again.
>You have realized that regulations are simply not real.
>Obvious in retrospect.
“Weww, keep em’ comin Foamy! I’m not dead yet!”
>You wave across the building to Foamy.
>Man, she was pretty cute.
>Like, super cute. Not in the sexual way of course, that’d be heresy.
“Cute. Yeah.”
>You’re staring at nothing.
>Man, ponies are cute.
>Ultra cute.
>“Uhh, Anon? You there?”
>A question brakes through your haze.
>You look around confused. Who said your name?
>Oh yeah. Foam.
>“Yeah, well, I think you’ve had enough for tonight.”
>Oh shitttt.
>That’s not good.
>You’re still able to think clearly, you’re not even close to your limit yet.
>You speak up, slightly angered. You’ll be damned if this little pone takes your drinks away.
“Naw, no, nein. You listen here ya little shieet. Imma’.. You’re, you’re gonna get me more drink. Like, a lot more. More. Kay’?!”
>Halfway through you stand up, towering over the short pony.
>She doesn’t seem phased.
>Maybe it’s because you do and say almost the same thing every night?
>Nah.

>”Sorry, Anon. But I can’t have you scaring off more customers.”
>Fuck, she’s not going to back down.
>Hmm, how can you solve this.
>Well, ponies are cute.
>And ponies are awkward about snuggles for some reason.
>You used to snuggle your cat back on Earth, simply because you had no one else to.
>But now you do! All these cute widdle large-eye’d huggable ponies!
>So, using this flawless logic, you decide it’ll be the perfect punishment to snuggle this pone.

>>29070093
>You’re Foamy again.
>Anon’s just standing there, staring at you.
>Like, really staring at you. Intently.
“Goddamnit, Anon. Don’t make this harder than it needs to be.”
>Suddenly, in a flash of movement, he picks you up and presses you against his chest.
>Holding you stable by picking you up like a baby, he tries his hardest to curl the rest of his body against you.
>Oh god, oh god.
“L-let.. Let me go Anon!”
>You don’t want him to let you go.
>He puts his face into your back fur and rubs it around.
>”Nahhhhh…”
>All the other mares are staring at you!
>Fuck, fuck. Gotta preserve your status, no matter how cute and nice Anon is.
>You struggle and kick a bit in his grip, but he only grips you tighter.
>”Mmmm…”
>He hums into your back, sending vibrations through your entire body.
>He surrounds you tighter, pulling you even closer.
>’Oh god..’
>He’s almost completely surrounded you now, and he is just rubbing his face all over your body.
>’...I’m trapped’
>He hums into you again.
>You wink. Downstairs.
>’....muh fetish.’

>>29070086
>>Doesn’t help that you’re a muscled and well built at an intimidating 3’8”
>at an intimidating 3’8”
this gave me a giggle

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>>29069741
Is this cuddledom?

>>29070100
>big muscled mare has fetish for getting manhandled

>>29069810
>reversed gender roles
This gets me every damn time. Their gender roles would be quite unlikely to be reversed, as opposed to just plain radically different.

Personally, I'd think that with a mostly female population, males are typically the boss in romance.
One of your mare's getting a bit too mouthy? Dump her and get a new one. You're a guy, you have the pick of the litter.

>Day random sing song in Equestria.
>Be Anon and watching as Pinkie Pie leads the town into random song, again.
>Seriously, how would she pull this shit off? You never once saw em rehearse, yet, they all hit their keys on time, and sang in total unison.
>With their song done, you go up to Pinkie as everyon goes about their business.
"Say Pinkie, how DO you get the whole town to know a song you made up on the spot?"
>"Oh silly, through the power of magic. Its everywhere, in the trees, in the air, even if your bones. That magic helps us be in perfect tune."
"So, I can sing ANY song, and everyone will know it too?"
>"Only if you got the magic silly." She bounces past you as you think to yourself.
>The next day, everyone in town goes about their business as you show up decked out in your Gene Simmons ensemble.
>Strumming your guitar, you being to play the instrumental part of "God Gave Rock and Roll to you."
>With the guitar hitting its climax, you begin to sing.
"God gave rock and roll to you, gave rock and roll to you.."
>As you continue to sing, ponies begin to convulse, and stammer out, trying to sing, but blurting out nonsense, and half words.
>Panic ensues as some ponies run wild, while others break windows.
>Pinkie comes up, and hears your lyrics, and begins to twitch. Deep inside Pinkie's mind, tens of Pinkie's run around an office tearing apart file cabinets and all yelling, "Song!?" "Song!?" "Song?!"
>One Pinkie pulls out a paper, reads it and smiles, "I found it!"
>Another Pinkie comes up, reads it, rolls up the paper and hits her with it, "This is Smile!"
>Fire erupts in her brain as they run crazed, and one yells, "We cant find this song!"
>Back in reality, Pinkie begins to yell gibberish before running to join the mob.
>As you finish up the song, you look around and see the town in ruin. You were never allowed to sing again.

>>29070100
Poor snuggle mare, cant be the big tuff bartender when your best drunk wont let you do your job.

>>29070194
This...this is an interesting take on the song thing, I have never seen it before. Anon considered an eldritch monster that needs to be watched when?