/mlp/ Secret Santa 2016 thread - More Bad Dragon Deliveries Edition

First for fresh peppermint thread.

>>28962524
Yep just got it and seeing this package on my front porch made my day. Thanks! And hnnnng the pictures of my waifu are super cute. (Amazing how among all the ponies I listed you picked her)

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>>28986494
pic related

>>28986494
Aaaaand I just realized I linked to the wrong post.
Meant for >>28962536

Time is ticking down for this stupid horse to arrive from choina so I might just send Jake his gift as is, its not like he's gonna come into the thread and complain or anything

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Thank you again Cardslut for this gift.

>>28986780
>M'day Stu
>Mary Sue
>close enough
Haha enjoy!

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>>28986780
>A former stallion: PurpleT.

>>28986809
Haha, I realized after that the answer should have spelled out Mary Sue but fuck it, M'doy Stu is a special snowflake.

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>>28986780
A former stallion-PurpleT
Oh fuck me its 20 past 3 and I think the neighbours were awoken by my kekking

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>>28986494
>>28986512
I'm glad it came safe and sound! I really hope you're very happy with what's inside.

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J.A. in Ohio, I hope you got your package today. UPS showed it was delivered to the porch. enjoy buddy. I put some thought into the items. sorry i didn't have the money to pony the shit out of the box. Let me know if you got it as this year, the amount of delivery thefts are out of control.

>>28987123
swing and a miss

>>28987138

What can I say, Im too old for this newfangled tabbed browsing shit.

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Came home today with this waiting!

Thanks so much! I especially love the card!

>>28987365
>Equestria's never been the same since they outlawed sodomy.

My plan is to get these last five cards sorted and then send things away tomorrow

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Another Canadian here, thank you Cardslut. I opened this in front of my buddy while we watched Jojo, he thinks we are all a bunch of faggots!

I don't see him getting cards from awesome random people on the internet... so who's the real faggot here?

Still us 'eh?

>>28987901
>Still us 'eh?

yeah.

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>>28987901
P.S. I especially love this derped Sweetie Belle

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>tfw Spending people dick shaped candy with pony toys
>tfw you realize the pedophillic implications that can have out of context
Glad I live alone, otherwise I would have a lot explaining to do.

I hope my santa sends me a mare pussy.

>>28988151
are you Amadeus B? If so that could be arranged...

>>28988164
I'll be whoever u want to be, just send me the delicious pussy.

>>28988181
this

>>28988164
>>28988231
Are you in the latecomers santa? There's a sugarstar and a horsecock going to out two lucky faggots in there

>>28988251
indeed, we'll see how lucky I am come Christmas

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>>28988251
I mean, I bought a sugarstar, a chance and a medium tentacle during the black friday sale with the intention of sending at least one of those out, now that they are here they just look so...FUN

>>28988300
I did the same thing with 3 sugar stars and a chance

>>28988327
>>28988300
Fuck me I've already got a Sugar Star and a Rowan. If I got another I'd probably just hold onto it and pass it on next year.

>>28988335
Gee anon, why'd your mom let you have two fuckables?

>>28988347
Moved out of my parents place this summer. Now my depravity can flourish.

>>28988335
Is sugar star good?

>>28988380
Yes. It's very good.

I was hesitant to drop $130 on one but it's definitely paid for itself at this point. It feels amazing and I find it hard to go back to my hands.

Happy to answer and Qs you got about it.

>>28988386
I've heard they are pretty tight as well?

>>28988436
Sugar Star is very tight. Like I'm a big guy and it's really tight. Especially if you squeeze a bit. Deffo want to use a good amount of lube or else you risk tearing it.

>>28988354

Its a meme you dip

>>28987365
>>28987901
Glad you guys like your cards and goodies! Have a great xmas!

Fucking hell after 4 days of waiting my ordere plush is being cancelled for what ever reason
I hope i get a new one for my santee

Since my canadian cart gifter didn't notice me in the last thread i post it again

Thank you for the awesome card my friend it really brightened up my day and made me excited all over again

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>>28989192
Should post the card tho

Finally everything came in from china and etsy. All that's left to do is motivate myself to draw. 6 days fug.

I got in the last thing I ordered for my draw so now I just gotta get off my butt and work on the last stretch of electronics engineering goodness.

Hoping the person that gets the goodies goes to school or can otherwise show off with them a bit.

Everything for my gift is slowly coming together. Just have to finish a few handmade parts.
I am excite.

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It's now December and santa still hasn't called my name in the thread

JB of TX: your package will be sent today! I hope you like your gifts!

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Your gifts are sent Tim W of IL.
Hope you enjoy them!

>>28989507
I hope you aren't my anon, because I already made package and is ready to be send.

>>28988164
Unfortunately, no. But i have a feeling im the only Wisconsinfag participating in this shit. hint hint santa

>>28989507
Are you Chris in Illinois? Because I'm probably going to be late. Sorry. It'll be worth it, though.

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To the Anon, that lives near that commieblock in commie Canada. Your package is on the way.

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>>28988380
Yes. I've got a Mary, Sugarstar, and a Rowan, and Sugarstar is my favorite of the 3. They're all amazing, don't get me wrong, but Sugarstar is my go-to.
>>28988451
4u
This, get plenty of lube at the same time. It's not really possible to use these without it since they're not self lubricating like living females. Bad dragon shipping is kinda pricey, I would get several bottles at once so you don't have to spend $11 shipping a couple bottles later on top of the $7 a bottle.

>>28989528
Ohfug I didn't realize you were my santa, you weren't namefriending at the time. Thanks! Gonna be super hard to wait for Christmas to open it. Glad I decided to spoil my anon too.

Thought you would want to see pic related, getting festive here.

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Johan D. from CA
I hope you're of legal drinking age or at least close to it since you love Berry Punch...I may have bought some things without considering that first.

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>>28990865
>I hope you're of legal drinking age
makes me wonder how many kids signed up for this shit now

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>>28989976
Chris in IL here. Don't worry about it. I'm looking forward to it.

>>28990894
Well, they could be 20 you know.

>>28991066
>20
>not old enough to drink

Silly americans

>>28991085
Yeah, we're pretty dumb worrying about the health of people whose brains are still developing.

But I wish we were less autistic about people "underage" being exposed to alcohol. There's nothing wrong with a young person having a glass of champagne on holidays or learning about alcohol so they don't get shitfaced and fuck up their lives the second they can legally buy a case of beer.

>>28990406
Also you don't have to use BD's lube. Any water based lube will do. I just use Astroglide. It's cheap off Amazon and I bet you could get it at any pharmacy if you were desperate.

Just make sure it's water based or else you'll fuck your toy up.

>finally get close to finishing all of my cards
>wake up to set heaving and puke
Guess who has food poisoning?~

>>28990406
Oh hey...I just ordered you a book on Lulu. It's being shipped directly to you. I hope it gets to you before xmas.

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>>28986780
>A former stallion: PurpleT.

>>28991707
This. Got that sugarstar yesterday. Went to CVS and got some CVS brand water based lube. Like $6 and worked fine

>>28991345
>Yeah, we're pretty dumb worrying about the health of people whose brains are still developing.
That would explain why almost nobody in your country has an intellect beyond that of a teenager.

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>>28992840

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>>28992840

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>>28992840
Brutal

>>28992840
Brutal as hell. I hate the drinking culture here. 18 and you can ruin your life. Even younger because the bottle stores never ask for ID.
Hence why I asked everyone for Id when I worked behind a bar

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Pennsylvania anon, card coming in hot!

>>28993696
What sorcery is this

>>28993696
This is excellent.

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>>28993894
A bomb-ass pop up card I found and customized.

>>28993965
Holee shit that's amazing

Of the three, what's the best Pony Christmas episode?

>>28993650
Beer is liquid bread, its good for you.

>>28994589
I like to drink until I spew

>>28993965
Mfw I bought the same card for my giftee.
>mfw I have no face

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>>28994757
>mfw you have no face

>>28994589
>>28994743
Who cares if we get fat.

>>28989203
wait I forget where you're at. That sure moved fast.

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Flutter card finishing up

>>28994979
D'aww

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Yo Santa pone. I'm having a VERY special shirt made for my santee but it's a size 1xl .

He should be able to fit it r-right?

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>No callout
>No talk of gifts with my favorite pones
>No email saying it's on its way

i-it'll get here, r-right guys?

>>28995603
Whats your name lad, your giftee might be lurking somewhere and just needs prodding
inb4 your giftee is Jake B

>>28994800
Ill have a drink to that.

>>28995654
well, it sucks, but im planning on keeping it all unknown

i believe the pain now will make it feel so much better later

i hope so

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>>28995603
I'm sure your santa is just trying to be secretive. And even if you do get grinched I've got some money set aside for just such an occasion. Fear not anon you will have a merry Christmas come hell or high water!

Speaking of which if you are Luis from Thunder Bay then fear not your gifts are wrapped and are about to be packaged.

F.L of Austria, get hyp because things are finally done

>>28996179
F.L. here:
Wait, what?! I thought I'll surprise YOU with that Berry Punch Beads Figurine and that card with Manner-Schnitten! This won't be a one-way street, Kiwifag, oh no. You better prepare yourself to get a small something!

>>28996223
I'm preparing my anus now

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I did something. Does it look... acceptable?

>>28993965
I saw that card at my walmart but it was like 5.99

>>28995164
Depends on your Santee? If you email me I can check.

>>28996333
I... yeah, I gues?

>>28996333
What is it?

>>28996424
Filename says it but it's one of my headphone amplifiers that go with my custom headphones.

>>28996454
Honestly thought you were sending an anon a bomb

>>28994571
we've had three? I can only think of two off the top of my head. whats the second one?

>>28996490
Hearthbreakers, Hearth's Warming Eve, and Hearth's Warming Tale sound right.

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>>28996333

Zachary I. of IN, your card is 95 percent done.

And i apologize in advance for how shoddy it is. Im throwing in a mini to make up for it.

>>28996496
ah, that shit heap of an episode. I forgot all about it.

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>>28996516
Impostor!
Pic of charge port related.

>>28996532
Needs to be ponified

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>>28995603
iktf. We just gotta hold out

Also, Step P., finishing up yours today and tomorrow

>>28996559
Give me some of that ice cream.
Sorry Scott your card is stained with some tears

my fucking fiance of five years just left me... Just couldn't handle it anymore, at least my pony waifu won't leave me right?

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>>28988300
>>28988327
>>28990406
>tfw i asked for a sugarstar
>tfw i hope my santa picked that gift
>tfw i could end up with multiple

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>>28996584
That's rough buddy. Go get yourself all the ice cream in kiwi land.

>>28996594
Fuck that image is literally me. I plan to once the shops open in an hour and a bit. Got the last of these cards to finish and then might try to get more than two hours sleep.
Who wants to fund a holiday for me to get me wasted. I know I'm not getting the 12 grands I've spent on this wedding back and need to put my suit to good use

>>28996584
>>28996612
Probably left you for being a massive faggot. Stop namefagging and kill yourself

>>28996693
I feel bad for laughing. Thanks, 4chan.

>>28996693
This is why I still come to 4chan. No courtesy, just showing you why you are being a faggot, no matter the context.

It's an anonymous image board. Stop namefagging for fuck's sake.

>>28996693
>>28996697
>>28996707
Been here almost eight years. Never change 4chan, never change
Hell this swap is the only thing I namefag in. Could be worse, could have ID's
Why are ID's even gone? :^)

>>28996693
''Tis the season for suicide of lonely single guys

>>28996612
That's what you get for loving a 3D woman. I'll send you a sugarstar
Or a chance so you can get over her already

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>>28996707
muh sekret club. muh 4chinz

>>28996786
>unironically defending namefagging

Nu-/mlp/ was a mistake

>>28996584
Been in that exact situation a few years ago. Things get better. Ponies help.

>>28996768
Send me enough spirits so I can :^)

>>28996776
A daki and a sugar star and you have a deal

>>28996795
Ponies helped me in the past, pone will help again.

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>>28996791
Im not defending anything, im mocking that post.

Also been here on /mlp/ from the start, not to mention the threads on /co/ and /b/, but nice try anon,

>>28996834
>unironically claiming to be an oldfag

The only thing worse than nu-/mlp/ is old /mlp/

>>28991714
Huh, same here. I blame Olive Garden.

>>28996812
Who's your waifu again?

>>28996933
Luna, Flutters, Tavi, or Chrysalis
Take your pick if you can't find a good one

>>28996951
>chrysalis

just take a boat to Australia. I'm sure you can find a bug who wants your love.

>>28996551
this, buy some stickers at dollar store or something

>still no word on if my target got his gift

Fuck China.

>>28996972
Alright I kekked at that

>>28996756
>pluralizing a word by adding 's
Women don't respect stupid guys.

>>28997073
It's 6:30 in the morning, haven't slept, drank a lot. Fuck up you grammar nazi

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>>28996951

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>>28997096
>Fuck up you grammar nazi

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>>28997096
Get yourself something good buddy.

>>28996951
you have more than that senpai

>>28997277
Luna is the waifu. The other three are just a pone, a donk, and a bug I like.

>>28997445
Thanks Santa

>>28997456
I know, just the four that came to mind at the time

Anywho I am going to get some icecream and some Kahlua. May as well stay up now
And shitpost on /asp/ because TLC is on today

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>>28995767
>spoiler
A-am I actually not getting grinched? Because that's the expectation I've been operating under since day 1.

>>28996532
>>28996333
I could ponify this device with stickers as mentioned but I was thinking ahead that perhaps the anon getting this would like to not reveal their powerlevel in public?

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Just finishing up doing my gift for my giftee. Inside is a hand made cross stitched bookmark of their favourite pone. Some ponified items, as well as a 64gig iPod touch. And of course stickers :) sure hope my giftee enjoys music.

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>>28996951
damn, almost all the same as me, except flutters. Good taste pal. With my expertise, I reccomend a dosage of 1 chrysalis daki to mend your soul. Also, rest of you fags with one waifu are filthy casuals.

>>28997016
>target
Nigga, chill wit yo wording.

>>28997073
>implying a woman has ever respected you
Wew

>>28998336
My girlfriend does.

>>28998343
Tulpas don't count

>>28998343
Here's your (faggot), you

@28998343
>>>/out/

Here's hoping kiwifag doesn't turn into a ghost like snowfall.

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Merry Christmas, anon

>>28998378
>botching a simple reply
You have to go back

@28998497
>Implying botched
(You) just don't deserve a (you) ;^)

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>>28998468
perfect

>>28998468
What is that?

>>28998384
Here's hoping he does.

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Nick from Tennessee
Darian from Minnesota
Trevor from Oklahoma
Kevin from Arizona
Eddie from Oklahoma

I've had some complications, but I promise your letters/gifts will be sent out soon. Sorry if not hearing your names in the threads led you to worry.

>tfw it could snow this week for the first time in two years

Please. I want a real winter.

>>28998657
Looks to me like a Bad Dragon T-shirt...

>>28990865
He is, gonna tell him you posted lol

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WIP

Yo, Zack D from Michigan. I finally got your present ordered. Sorry for the delay but Christmas had been busy for me. Your gift will get to me in about 10 days then I'll get it out shortly after that headed to you. I wanna spice up your gift a little :^). But I'll do what I have to to get it there by Christmas. If that means getting it express shipped, I will. And don't worry, your package will be water resistant.

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>>28999422
This is gonna be a surprise.
I'm starting to second guess myself on what I put on the google form. I'm going to be afraid to open it with family around.

>>28996559
Shit's why I'm fat.
>>28996612
I don't know if there's a Golden Gaytime in Kiwiland, but have one for me, dude. And some Melona brand Korean ice cream if you've got those. Those shit is grand.
>>28996795
Here, here.
>>28998384
Hey! I resent that! Capitalize proper nouns like a normal person, damn it!
>>28998468
Yes. Show that you're both a furry and a faggot! Fantastic!

>>28996768
[sincerity]
Anonymous, suicide isn't an option. It's never an option.
No matter how bad things get,we're always here for you. We'll make fun of you, mock you, probably hit below the belt. But know that we still care, and that we'd rather you return the favor by calling all of us faggots instead of offing yourself.
You are not alone, okay?
We love you. [/sincerity]No homo.

>>28999491
Ayy! You replied! I was getting worried after you didn't reply to my first post a few threads ago. But don't worry it will be safe enough to open with your family..... I hope.

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I probably won't be around for Christmas so I'd like to say it now /mlp/. Merry Christmas, may we always remember the friendship we shared here.

>>28999626
Happy Hearth's Warming Anon.

>>28999626
Merry Christmas, friend.

>>28999626
Merry Christmas, anon!

>>28998819
Washington?

>>28999626
Merry Christmas anon!

>>28999626
Feliz Navidad, guy!
Have something very alcoholic for me!

>>28888888
GET!

>>28999626
Merry Christmas!

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Hey, anybody here have it in the goodness of their heart to want to give an extra gift for an American Anon? Let me know through email, okay?

>>28999964
Sure

>>28999964
What happened that you need an extra? Did somebody drop out?

>>29000000
>>28999999

>>28998819
6 inches of snow today in Wisconsin.

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>>29000143
I'm envious.
I got a sunburn today.

>>28999716
Close. BC.

GV of Orsay France and C-L D of Canterbury New Zealand
Your gifts are on their way!

>>28999491
Oh shit, other Michigan folks

Snowing there yet?

>>28999626
Happy berthday you horsefucker, you

>>29000182
Fuck winter in wisconsin. Im ok with snow for a week or two, then i want it to go. There will be snow on the ground still in late march here. Quote me on it.

>>29000263
Only 1-2" of the heavy wet snow that barely sticks to everything and turns to slush, gets everywhere in the house and sticks to your shoes.

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>>29000182
>tfw I've only ever seen snow once in my entire life living in Texas

>>29000406
It's like coating cars and shit here but not sticking to anything.
Maybe it'll be a nice layer in the morning

I'm kind of hoping for some snow before Christmas here

Seeing all the effort other people are putting in their package is making me wish I didn't send my so soon. I just hope my anon is going to like what I gave him, if he doesn't could I send him a second gift?

>>29000412
Texas snow usually turns to hard ice anyway, if we get nice fluffy snow it's only until it melts and refreezes.

>>29000471
You can send as much as you want anon I doubt your santee would complain. But you're also fine with whatever you've sent already I'm sure!

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Yo

Casper R
Brianna P
Costi A
Chakalyn
Steph P
Cardslut

Your cards are almost done. Sorry for being a slow artist. I should have them sent out by Wednesday

>>29000557
wow is that your art?

>>29000746
Haha not even remotely

More so >>28994979

I can't art very well when it's not fabric or spray paint

>>29000412
saem teebeeH, only had one snowball fight in my entire life

>tfw the only gifts you'll get for Christmas are the ones you'll buy yourself

>>29000805
Try being Australian some time. Life is suffering

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>>28998023
Don't worry they'll be shipped out within the next two days. One of your gifts is in a damaged package is that ok? It's not one of your main gifts just a little filler thing but it was the only one with a character you like. If not then I can get you something else.

>>29000412
I remember 2011 when it snowed like hell.
It truly was wonderful.
The little store in front of my apartments gave away free coffee.
Good times.

>>29000816
>all those toolbars
keks every time

I'm not concerned about a damaged package, you needn't be anxious about that. Don't make any more work for yourself than you need to.

I´m gonna finish my cards this week, now that my vacation finally started. Probably it won´t arrive in time for christmas, I live outside de US, but hey, it´s the intention that really counts, right?

Right?

>>29000993
Definitely.
Yes.
Maybe.
Eh, don't count on it.

>>28999626
Merry Christmas faggot.

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This Christmas, someone's getting an extra special present from me.
Image, related.

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New WIP because Walgreens a shit

>>29000981
Cool I wasn't sure if you were the kind of person who likes to keep their toys in the boxes. It's just a goofy thing anyways so I hope it makes you smile.

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Graydon N, your gift's label is ready.
I ship out today.

>>29001121
Bricks?

Hey Felipe from chile, what size shirt are you, and is Felipe a girl or a guy name?

>>29001398
Of charcoal

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>>28998744
You're fine. If your expectations are set on being grinched, you don't get disappointed if it happens

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Since my santa still hasn't called my name I'm just going to say what I want regardless. If your giftee is an ausfag, he really wants pic related. RD and Spitfire are top tier, and Lyra, AJ, and ponko are all excellent as well.

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>>29001539
Why didn't you just put that on your wishlist when you signed up?
>ausfag
Never mind.

>>29001558
I am not a clever pony

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>>29001539
>Rainbow Cunt
>Shitfire
>Not even top tier pegasus

>>28999535
I actually got some classic Melona.

>>28999626
Merry Christmas anon

>>29000143
>tfw will never have a white Christmas

>>29000256
Hyp is good

>>29000813
At least you guys have some interesting stuff to do

>>29001121
Mother fucking lego?

Also don't worry I didn't an hero, just been dealing with the backlash of things and making a ton of phone calls

>>29000405
>late march
Hah, it snowed on my birthday once. I was born June 1st. I don't live too far from Wisconsin though. Hell, back in the early 90s we got slammed by a snowstorm that had us plowing snowbanks LITERALLY as high as the fucking power lines.

Michael from Minnesota, I haven't forgotten about you, I've just finished up with all my cards, and I'll be shipping your gift out Tuesday

>>28994948
Germany

I feel legitimately bad for my card-ees. I know I can't draw, but I hadn't thought it was this bad.

Speaking of, James in Nevada and Jeremiah in Urdaneta City, your cards are getting mailed tomorrow.

>>29001678
REEEEEE~
HYPE IS REAL!
>>29001632
I think Snowfall's shipping a goy a damn brick. Or maybe a brick of coal? Hey, yo, Snowfall, what are you shipping a lucky Anon?
>>29001632
Melona is cash man. I've literally climbed a mountain to get some just last year.

>>29001705
Shop down the road has like five flavours at $1 each.
Also could be a brick of C4

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I hate etsy

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>>29001678

Stephen in Texas, your package will be shipped Tuesday.

Jeremiah S.

your gift might run a little late due the fact not all of it has arrived yet, and I have no idea How long it will take to ship to you.

I will try to get the best shipping possible though

Hey guys, quick question.

I've never shipped anything internationally, so I could use some advice.

Who should I use for shipping?

>>29001803
How big is your package? Both in size and weight

>>29001814
unfortunately I'll have to get back to you on that one.

I don't have the tools to measure it right now, and I need some sleep.

I assume it's gonna cost an assload regardless how big it is though, right?

>>29001830
Use a post service and it'll cost around $50. Use a courier like FedEx and it'll cost around $150. Roughly

>>29001835
I see, thanks for the heads up.

I-I think I have a problem guys. I've spent over $1000 and I'm still buying gifts.

A giant horse dick
2x Sugarstar
30x Vinyl figures
A 12" Plush
A messenger bag
And some other small things like stickers and decals

>>29001845
is that all for one santee?

>>29001656
I can believe it anon. I still remember a Halloween when i was maybe 8 years old and there was 2 feet if snow on the ground and the day i went trick or treating it was a fucking blizzard. Not just any blizzard, a Wisconsin blizzard.

Fuck snow.

>>29001845
Jesus I think you're good on gifts. No need to get any more

>>29001845
You should slow down anon and take a break

>>29001845
Gee anon, how come your anon gets two Sugar Stars?

>>29001845
if this is for one santee... dude... this make me VERY uncomfortable with how much I spend on my present.

>>29001851
4. I keep volunteering for people as they crop up

>>29001863
I know, but I keep seeing cool shit and adding it on

>>29001865
I think it might be time to block amazon on my computer. Luckily etsy is pretty much out of anything worth buying

>>29001876
They were 40% off. It would be a crime not to buy them

>>29001845
You are a crazy bastard. I hope I get you as my giftee next year so I can get you something wonderful.

>>29001860
Damn. I live in Canada. Why do you Americans get all the snow?

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Cards are ready to send.

>>29001883
I don't know who you are but you are wonderful faggot. I wish I had more cash to be as generous as you.

>>29001727
Huh, here, it costs about 2$.
>>29001759
Dude, I don't even care. I'm just really happy that you're sending me something.
>>29001845
Patimuhin mo ang iyong puso, salamat sa iyong kagandahang-loob, ngunit di mo kailangang magmalabis para sa amin, kaibigan.
Calm your tits. Thank you for your fucking generosity, but you don't gotta go overboard for us, Anon.

>>29001992
Exchange rate?

I'll send one with your cards :^)

>>29001659
Wasn't worried. I appreciate the update, though.

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>>29001995
What are you sending with the card now? Ice cream!?

>>29001656
>June 1st
How old are you Anon, I'm curious if we're potentially the Anne age

>>29001992
He can go overboard on me.

>>29002006
Dude already spent 1000$ on random strangers on an anonymous imageboard dedicated to fornicating with pastel-colored talking equines. You tell me that's not the peak of generosity. What? You want his left kidney and spleen too?

>>29002006
Maybe if you get grinched I will

>>29001992
I think most of you a bunch of faggots, but I do love this stupid Mongolian horse archer image board

>>29002020
digits confirm.

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That plusieurs was bigger than expected, I hope my German giftee will like it !

>>29001992
how do I say horsefucker, and faggot in Filipino?

>>29002033
Faggot may be bayot (a cowardly, weak person), bakla (a very effeminate man), bading (a homosexual); bayot is the closest word you can get to the gist of how we use faggot here.

Horsefucker, the closest I can get is mangangantot ng kabayo, which is a literal translation that means one who fucks horses. That's... pretty much spot on.

>>29002047
I know what's going on your card then

>>29002056
Shit!
Puneta!

Also if Casper from Denmark is here, how do I saw horsefucker and faggot in danish?

For those wondering
The Maori word for faggot is takatāpui
And horsefucker roughly is aroha hoiho

>>29002095
You're not on my card list I'm afraid, but I see enough lazy tradies throughout the day that I'm sure I'll get some use from that

>>29001845
Jake B from Cardiff reporting. I hope I'm your giftee

>>29002152
I have no words
Really I dont
Ctrl f your name in all the threads

>>29002152
Internal screaming aside im afraid not kek
Just waiting on something from china and a friend to finish up on something special

>>29002266
And here I thought we were perpetually late. Damn, son.
>>29002152
If that's really you, I ought to ask Santa Pone if I can send you a special present from me, too.
>>29001727
>>29001632
>>29001410
>>29001398
It's a special surprise. You all just wait. You'll know that it's from me when you actually see it. =D

Also, >>29002277
Check 'em.

>>29002277
At this rate i'll send the choina stuff in a second package, its the one thing im afraid wont turn up on time
shouldve gotten it delivered to his house to begin with

>>29002294
I was talking about Jake being active only now.
Like, where was he two weeks ago? Back when you were looking for him here like he was your long lost son.

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>>29002300
Inb4 its not jake and im being Bamboozled again

>>29002312
Which is why he needs to receive a special care pack from me. =D
Santa Pone, help me send Jake from Cardiff a special package of my and his Santa's love!

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Graydon N, your gift has already been shipped out. Pics will be posted soon, and I'll let Santa know the tracking digits for you.
Pic: my face after finding out how much it costs to ship that shit to you via registered mail.

>>29002321
I hope its just more spaghetti

>>29002340
I know that feel bro

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>>29002351
Funny you should mention spaghetti.
Picture: what I plan on cooking for an anon here that I'll be visiting on their birthday soon.

>>29002312
I would never bamboozle you anon. Sorry I couldn't reply, but mummy only lets me make 2 posts a week on 4chan and I wasted them on [r9k] shitposts.

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>>29002399

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>>29002399
Well shit
Time to redraw the card so it doesnt say 'Happy horsemas you deranged mute'

>>29002399
Also assuming its not b8 im taking what did you write in the other box on the form?

>>29002425
Sorry anon, I've used both my posts for the week already

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>>29002469
That makes 3
Mummy must be very cross
Calling b8

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Hey someone, this ones for you. It also came with a free t-shirt but the T shirt is XL

>>29001835
You know why usps is cheaper? Because FedEx and UPS dump a lot their packages onto us, so they charge more to pay the post office to deliver it.

Looking at all the BD stuff I really regret not putting it on the list now
Maybe next year.

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I just hope I get something Trixie related.

>>29002562
Same thing here. I didn't ask for much and was too vague I think. Oh well, there's always next year

>>29002593
>next years secret santa devolves to a bunch of anons swapping sex toys around

Bad end?

>>29002494
What does the shirt look like, guy?
>>29002642
>>>29002593
>>next years secret santa devolves to a bunch of anons swapping sex toys around

>Best end?

There, I corrected it for you, Anon!

Jeremiah
James
Felipe
Dylan

Are any of you size XL/Want a bad dragon shirt? I can't give this shit to my normie friends

>>29002669
JEREMIAH HERE, GOD, YES!

>>29002669
James here, why not

>>29002669
And just my size, too!

>>29002671
That was easy

>>29002650
It's a surprise ^:)

>>29002679
So, is that a yes?

>>29002671
>>29002674
>>29002676
Well this sucks

Dont tempt me to order more BD

>>29002685
you a funny guy, anon

>>29002685
God, no. Please, that's already plenty. However, who amongst us is husky enough to fit an American XL shirt size? For the third time today, I thank God I'm fat.

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>>29001845
As another anon who spent a little over $1000 (between mlp and family), don't bankrupt yourself, friend! It's appreciated, but the thought counts most!

>>29002693
you guys are my family now

>>29002412
...keep it

>>29002697
Still, don't empty your piggy bank on us, familia. Please?

>>29002669
If it's that big you could also sew it into a tote bag and carry your degeneracy everywhere you go!

>>29002702
Shhh, don't kill my mood. I'm normally very responsible, but between holiday cheer, getting drunk on holiday alcohol, and tripping on holiday LSD I'm feeling mighty generous.

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finally finished up my cards.

>>29002152
Wow, you're going to have a fun time

>>29002371
That actually seems pretty good

>>29002642
/d/ would be proud of us

>>29002719
Das pretty lewd

>>29002717
I feel the same way, just don't hurt yourself, ok?

>>29002723
More like questionable at best doe. They are going to be in with their gifts so I don't think it should be an issue.

>>29002717
Whatever makes you happy, I guess.
>>29002711
Santa has the best ideas. Also, I already shipped out the thing earlier. The cards go next tomorrow or day after, Santa.
>>29002721
/d/ would actually be proud. Isn't she like our sister board or some junk? Also, I've managed to get a small congregation of devout Christian college students drunk off a too potent alla vodka sauce a couple years back, of course that'll be fantastic!

PS: Be very responsible and careful with your poisons, okay? Your waifu would be very mad at you if you overdo it.

>>29002719
Those look great!

>>29002736
Oh wow praise from the almighty cardslut. I truly am not worthy. Thank you, m-my Lord.

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>>29002741
You dun good, kid

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>>29002642
>next years secret santa devolves to a bunch of anons swapping sex toys around
Heh, filthy casual anons. I asked for some REAL toys. Get fukt.

>>29002753
While I have you, may I ask if u are in on the gift giving as well or just cards?

>>29002759
You want >/toy/ 12 doors to the left after you take the east corridor, friend. Best of luck.

>>29002763
Gift and cards for Santa pone's program. Just cards for the late comers program. Although i would be up for exchanging a gift with a late comer, no prob.

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>>29002765
It's too late for that familia, could only sign up for one secret Santa.

>>29002769

What's your favorite pone, cardslut?

>>29002769
U truly are a god. I just did gifts myself, mostly all homemade but then I felt bad about it not being ~25$ so I sort of splurged and got my giftee a 64 gig iPod touch so I can feel better about myself.

>>29002782
>spike
But for real: Trixie, Fluttershy, TreeHugger, Mrs. Harshwhinny or The Mane-iac. Take your pick.

>>29002791
Comrade trixie

>>29002787
But anon, hand made gifts are priceless. You shouldn't feel bad about the $ amount. It's the thought that counts and the love you put into it

>>29002787
Homemade is great though, anon! You can feel the live inside it!

srsly though, labor isn't actually *free*. If you're making something and not spending money really bothers you, despite the reassurance above, just count it towards the $25 based on the time you spent and whatever wage your quality of labor roughly merits.

>>29002003
>dat exchange rate
>Check USD
>$5 is 248.28 Philippine Peso
Jesus christ that makes me tempted to send this guy $20 for christmas if i trusted the mail service with cash. How much is a loaf of bread.

>>29002855
A bad loaf of bread is about a dollar, a good loaf of bread is about 2. American. The best is about two dollars and a half, but there are lots of decent bakeries here, thank God. Flour is expensive, but, eh, can't complain cause we import flour from abroad.

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>>29002872
actually thats about the rate here for prepackaged loafs from the store. Sarah Lee branded white bread is about $3 in my city in the south eastern united states.
its also the only fucking thing my grandparents will eat, meanwhile i buy the stuff that costs about $1 for myself.
I don't buy bread thats been made by a baker as thats usually too cost prohibitive to eat regularly.

>>29002843
Well I did a 25 hr cross stitch for them and about a 2 hr painting.

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>>28989630

Thanks man. Merry Christmas!
Fuck I feel bad. I could have sent my gifts 2 weeks ago, but I keep trying to make a good card. FUCK

>>29002884
I rarely eat loaf bread myself, I prefer this native roll here called pandesal, that, when done right, is actually more filling and more nutritious than most store-bought loaves. Also, unless you really splurge, most prepacked loaf breads here are like foam or cardboard after a day or two out of the store. Breads from local bakeries tend to handle the humidity and heat better. That, and bakers here are actually required to undergo formal training and certification for commercial baking and pastry making.

>>29001845
>$1000

Fuck me! Looking through this thread makes me feel super shitty for my santee.

>>29002896
we make sure to add so much sugar and preservatives to our bread that it stays feeling fresh
The reality is that the traditionally made breads taste better in most countries.

>>29002895
As long as you make a good effort I'm sure your Anon will appreciate it. Don't sweat it too much.

>>29002900
>bread
>a shitload of sugar
Fuck, I'm all for sweet foods, but damn it. I swear, when I get the chance to go abroad, I will deliberately avoid Murica on basis of food alone.

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>Day filled with arguments and stress
>constant pounding from a hangover
>Just a shit day in general
>Finally get home and see a hefty envelope
>Instant smile glued to my face

Thatnks a shit ton CS

P.S I already ate the candy

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>>29002899

Don't let the whales with fat stacks of NEETbux get you down. This is all about giving from the heart.

Last year I got a store bought plush that was over the minimum by loose change with no wrapping and nobcard. I wasn't disappointed or sad, and I didn't feel ripped off. There was someone out there that cared enough to find that pone for me, some internet asshole they've never met, and ensure that it got to my hands for christmas. That was more than enough. just being part of that really brightened my Christmas. Going all out is nice, and a lot of fun, but if you can't, don't worry. We're all stuck in this crazy world together, and we will love love love whatever you can manage. promise.

>>29002918
>>constant pounding from a hangover

That's a pretty lewd hangover

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>>29002929
I like you

So jakes gift is now made
Now begins the eternal debate on if I want to send such a nice gift to Jake or horde it myself.

>>29002903
for context, wheat is sold as a healthier alternative to white bread. This is the ingredient list of Sara Lee 100% whole wheat.
https://www.saraleebread.com/our-breads/classic-100-whole-wheat-bread
and the white bread
https://www.saraleebread.com/our-breads/classic-white-bread
no need to avoid murrican food, just, avoid buying from places that arent locally owned. or at least read your packaging.

>>29002929
i feel bad because i can't find pones from my santees list without going over my personal budget, or waiting on shipping. So i'm just throwing everything i got at him instead.

>>29002945
Freshly made spaghetti?