Rarity thread.

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All love to our cutie fashionista.

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I like this thread

>>28983278
Thumbnail makes the heart behind her tail look like she has a dildo in her.

>>28983328
thumbnails always lie.

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she is ready for christmas.

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>>28983278

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>>28983278
Why is she superior?

>>28985100
why she is pure perfection.

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>>28983278
What does the thread want?

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>>28984743
Why is the resolution changing each frame she rolls?

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>>28983278

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>Rarity
Tinny sounding sort of word!

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>>28983278

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>>28983278
Assassin Creed?

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>>28986379

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How long will this thread last?

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>>28983278
Is it wrong that I want to do this to her?

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Getting in the holiday season. Lets celebrate with a dress horse.

>>28985260
Horse pussy.

>>28987040
I dont think.

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>>28987669

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>>28988490
and a less ''traditional''

>>28987040
Yes. I'm going to have to ask you to stop thinking about my waifu in such a way

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>>28983278
Is it wrong that I want to do this to my waifu?

>>28989561
Why would you ever want to?

>>28990439
Cause it turns me on.

>>28983328
I don't see it

>>28990506
But what if she doesn't like it?

>>28990873
Then why doesn't tell me.

>>28987040
>>28985260
You come home to this
What do?

>>28991578
Depends on her response Either untie her or bang her.

>>28983278
Bump

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>>28990873
That's part of the turn on

>>28992846
I want shove her to the ground and then pee on her.

>>28992905
See she like this >>28992868

>>28992947
How could Rarity put up with that.

>>28992856
best outfit of the show

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>>28993351
Agree fully. Best song too

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>>28993351
>>28993421
Indeed.

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>>28993523

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>>28993351
I disagree

>>28991578
Untie her you sadistic cunt

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I want to wife this mare so badly.

I just want to feel her in my arms. Spend an evening sitting on the couch, fire place ablaze, soda and popcorn, and a Disney/Pixar or a Christmas movie playing.

>>28992868
Why do I keep coming back to this board

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>>28993748
goods from the comic

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>>28994877
Christmas has got to be her favorite time of the year.

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>>28993351
>>28993592
What about this one?

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>>28983278
>that leg
diisgusting

>>28993351
my top

1) Art gallery outfit ("Sweet and Elite")
2) Second detective attire ("Rarity Investigates!").
3) Camping outfit ("Sleepless in Ponyville").

>>28997723
Jesus Christ

>>28997723
>official_pony_of_/trash/.jpg

>>28998252
you mean Rainbow Dash

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Is there somehow not disgusting Rarity cosplay?

>>28999956
Why she a cat.

>>28999999

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>>28999999

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>>28999999

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>>28999999

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>>28999970
>>28999999
And so it happened.

>>28999999
better than the other get

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>>28999999
>>28000000
>Top two best pones get numbers
A legendary day

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>>28999999

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>>28999999

>>28999999
Congrats anon.

>>28999999
Fucking fuck jesus fuck this whore gets the freaking gets...
Wait, i get it, she whore herself out to get them.

>>28999999
SHIT!

>>28999999
Rarity is fucking shit.

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>>29000000

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>>28999999
Nice

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>>28999999
Best horse forever

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>>28999999
>>29000000
>When best horse and best Human Horse have gets.
Best outcome posible, someone call the mods to delete this board, it doesnt get better than this.

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>>29000070
Damn Shimmigrants always stealing our GETs.

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Here's to (You), Rarifriends

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>>28999999

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>>28990873
do it anyway because
>rape

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>>28999999
AW SHIT NIGGA

>>28999999
Ok, i'm fine. we can fuck nun rarity.

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>>28999999
F A B U L O U S

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>>28999999
Oh shit rarafags you did it.

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>>28999999
That's just not true

>>28999999
This is the second significant number-get I've seen that was claimed by Rarity. Proof she is best horse.

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>>29000622
I think Rarity would think that Starlight made a good change to her appearance with that bow in her hair.

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>>28999999
You glorious bastard

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>>29000063
>Shes the shit
Fix'd

>>28999999
Can't argue with sextuplets (how appropriate)

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>>28999999

Looks like dzg wins again, better luck next time >hooves

>>28999999
nice

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>>28999999
Capped
>tfw your waifu is the best

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>>28999999
>Sextuplets
How appropriate.

>>28999999
I fucking love this pony.

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>>29003384
Would you mind posting that friend?

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Page 10 bump

>>29003384
Dat hips.

>>29004801
It's what she was built for, you know it

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Bumping once more with this gif

Wven with the get we're dead

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>>29008833
ded horse

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>>29008857
Move your dead bones

>>28999999
Holy shit jesus christ

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>>28997723
>>28999999

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>>28983278

>>29010498
oh gosh, i miss wet mane Rarity.

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>"Turkey, huh... Okay. Try to imagine yourself in the Paleopony Period. You get your first look at this 'six-foot turkey' as you enter a clearing. She moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing her mane. And you keep still because you think maybe her sense of fashion is based on necessity, like an Applepone. She'll forgive your cargo shorts because you carry a lot of personal items around. But no, not Rariraptor. You stare at her, and she stares right back. That's when the attack comes, not from the front, but from the side -*fwip* - and the thread spool and needle...you didn't even know were there. Because Rariraptor is a fashion diva, you see. She uses biting criticisms and involuntary makeovers, and she is out in force today. And she slashes at you with this - 30-foot retractable ruler, like a whip she keeps hidden from view. She doesn't bother to let you down gently like a Fluttershy, see, oh no. She measures your fatass proportions *here*, or *here*... Or maybe across your fat fuck belly, spilling your spaghetti for all to see. The point is, you are alive when she kills your sense of self-worth. So, you know... Try to show a little respect?"

>>29010566
Intensely underrated post, Satan jr.

>>28998387
No. You're thinking of Starlight.

Lay off second best pony.

>>28998673
No, that's the cruel curse of Rarity. Always fashionable, but her cosplayers will always suck.

>>28999999
oh my god im cummin

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>>28987040
>>28989561
>>28989573
>>28992846
>>28998008
>>28998673
>>28999916
>>29003384
Reminder

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>>29014763
Pleb

>>28991578
Untie her
I'm not a horsefucker.

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>>29015385

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>>29015385
Why are gloves so sexy? They just make her look more proper and ladylike.

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She's melting.

>>28983278
Why do you guys like her?

>>29016705
Why did you say that in the AJ thread too?

>>29016705
Because she's perfect.

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>page 10
not acceptable

>>29016705
I love her though.

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Help. I had a dream about Rareware and now she's slowly becoming my favorite.

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>>29019684

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>>29020215
Just let it happen.

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>>29020448
B-but my hard-working honesty horse...

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>>29020487
Why not both?

>>29020513
This is best ship in my opinion.

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>>29020615
I agree, though I think all Rarity ships are pretty good.

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>You’re Anonymous.
>Ponyville’s is getting cold and you don’t have a winter coat.
>Which is what’s brought you to one of Twilight’s friends boutique!
>”I’d be happy to make you some fabulous winter attire, darling!”
>Rarity gives a flourish of her purple mane as she pauses
>“Now, let’s see, what’ll you need?”
>She’s studying you intensely as a magically levitated notebook and pen record her thoughts.
>”Coat, pants, a pair of gloves, boots, ooh and some fantastically wooly socks-”
>You cough and interrupt her.
“Well actually, uh, I’m kinda low on funds right now- so I was hoping to go for the bare minimum- just the coat really.”
>Rarity looks at you unmasked horror- as if you’d struck her.
>”Completely unacceptable Anonymous! No friend of mine- especially one without fur- will walk through snow without the appropriate accoutrements! Push the thought of bits from your mind immediately!”
>Friend?
>And she wants to clothe you for free?
“Really Rarity, thank you, but there’s no ne-“
>A hoof is pushed into your face.
>How the fuck can she reach up this high? She’s like two feet tall.
>”I won’t hear another word! Consider it an early Hearths Warming Eve present, if you must.”
>Ah the Christmas analogue you’ve been hearing so much about.
>Well you won’t look a gift pony in the mouth.
“Alright, if you insist, but I’ll definitely return the favor, one way or another!”
>The hoof is retracted and she nods.
>”That’ll be fine Anonymous and do make yourself comfortable, I won’t be letting you out into that cold until I’ve ATLEAST completed the coat.”
>There’s a click from behind you and you look back just in time to see the blinds being drawn magically, and the ‘open’ sign being flipped to ‘closed’.
.>”Would you like some tea while you wait? Cocoa?”
“Really, I don’t want to impose.”
>”Tea it is!”
>You sigh as you sit on a lounging chair in the main room.
>What a nice pony.

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>>29020760
>Once again, you’re Anonymous.
>Now with sweet ass digs.
>Like seriously these socks holy shit.
>You barely even notice the cold as you trudge through the three feet of snow that suddenly appeared overnight, snow shovel resting on your shoulder as you walk.
>You’d almost put it away before you’d realized this was a perfect opportunity to repay Rarity.
>Which brings you to the Carousel Boutique, now nearly encased in snow.
>Well- time to get to work.
>Sometime later…
>HOLY CHRIST WHAT YOU’D GIVE FOR A SNOW BLOWER.
>Atleast one testicle.
>… maybe both.
>The path leading up to the boutique has been meticulously cleared, you’ll need to go get some salt to prevent ice, but the hard parts done.
>”Wonderful job Anonymous! Now get inside, you must be freezing!”
>Rarity stands in the door of the boutique- gesturing you inside with a hoof.
>Damn! You wanted it to be a surprise, who knows how long she’s been watching!
>But she’s right, you’re in that paradoxical hell of being super sweaty and freezing your face off.
>And so you head inside.
>Rarity’s set up two lounge chairs and a table, complete with a tray of steaming mugs of cocoa.
>She’s been watching for a while then.

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>>29020767
>“Come, sit, drink! You must be chilled to the bone darling!”
>You are, but first you shed your variety of winter attire, pulling your undershirt off your sweat soaked skin, then you sit across from Rarity.
>For a moment you’re totally engrossed in the cup of cocoa, letting the warm chocolatey goodness flood you.
>Then you realize an awkward silence has set in-
>Rarity’s vaguely in your direction, taking deep breaths through her snout.
“Uh- good cocoa.”
>She blinks rapidly a few times before coughing.
>”I-Indeed! It’s the least I could do after all that hard work you did! Whatever did compel you to shovel my walkway? Not that I’m complaining of course.
>She hovers the cup of cocoa to her mouth for a sip as you smile and respond.
“I owed you a favor, it was the least I could do really.”
>She… blushes? How the fuck do ponies blush?
>”Well then! I’m quite sure you’ve paid any perceived debt and more. Now tell me, how have the clothes been treating you?”
>You enjoy the cocoa together, trading small talk and discussing how awesome your new winter clothes are.
>Three days later you hear a knock at your door and open it to find a basket of somehow still warm chocolate chip cookies.
>A note inside reads “The least I could do, really.”
>You’ll get her for this.


Just threw this together, want to make it a short series of oneshots like this. Hope you like it.

>>29020487
>Not upgrading from a dirty mud hourse to a fabulous white unicorn>>29020701

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>>29020775
That was pretty sweet.

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>>29020775
Nice, hope you do more

>>29023674
Most adorable scrunchie

>>28987040
Maybe in time you could scare her into some stockholm shit but she'd never truly love you because you clearly don't know how to treat a proper lady.

>>29000057
t. dashfag is pissy

>>29000818
kek

>>29013753
>Dash
>2nd best pony
choose one senpai

>>29020760
>>29020767
>>29020775
We need more of this

Why can't they be real?

>>29024544
Writer here- will make atleast one more. Busy for now though.

>>29020775
Thanks Anon that was lovely, I needed a nice comfy read.

>>29024645
I'm fuckin STOKED

>>29024645
Aww yes

you are the bomb writefag

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I prefer perfection of the body as a mix of sub species mixed

>>29024645
That would be much appreciated, thank you.

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>>29025881
rar pls

>>29024796
great filename.

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Rarity never made me blush..i'm sad.

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I don't think I give Rarity enough credit, since I began watching MLP Rarity always stood out to me. She's the reason why I even began watching the show! Though to be she is 2nd best pone she in both pony and human form are absolute waifu material.

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>>29020775
Top cute.

>put salt on your sidewalk
>ponies just lick it all up
fucking horses, man

>>29029928
>not josuke

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>>29030922
here you go

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>>29020775
>”Now, the first step to creating a super duper delicious macaron is, as with any other tasty pastry, acquiring excellent ingredients.”
>You’d enlisted Pinkie’s help to return the favor to Rarity, and you were almost regretting it.
>Pinkie took baking SERIOUSLY.
>But you must endure, for you have no idea how to make macarons, which Pinkie says are Rarity’s favorite.
>”Luckily, I have completed this task for you and if you pursue any further endeavors into the hellish art that is baking, I can assure you I will be able to supply you further.”
>The pink mare thwaps the table with a pointer stick, which had appeared in her hoof from nowhere.
>”Your first task will be to simply mix the sugar with the almond flour- and then sift the resulting mixture into this bowl.”
>Her stick twangs against the metal bowl slightly before she leans in- large and menacing blue eyes boring into your soul.
>”Do you think you can handle it?
>You nod meekly.
>…

>>29031480
>You’re furiously beating egg whites as Pinkie screams at you.
>”YOUR PEAKS ARE WEAK MAGGOT! I KNOW WHAT THOSE HANDS DO IN THEIR SPARE TIME, BEAT FASTER!”
>You resist the urge to cry.
>Your tears would ruin the peaks.
>…
>”FOLD, NOT MIX, YOU INCOMPETENT MONKEY!”
>The stick thwaps against the table and you slow down to adjust your technique, carefully folding the food coloring into the mix.
>”FASTER, WE HAVEN’T GOT ALL DAY, THE OVEN’S ALMOST PREHEATED!”
>You turn the bowl as fast you can, constantly folding the batter into itself.
>…
>”YOU CALL THOSE TAPS, MAGGOT? I HIT YOUR MOTHERS PLOT HARDER WHEN I FUCK HER!”
>Pinkie rips the cookie sheet from you, before gently tapping it against the counter, ever so slightly harder than you, releasing the air bubbles from the batter.
>”Your mother’s a very nice woman.”
>…
>Slowly spread the raspberry jam across one cookie- then sandwich it with another, before setting it down and moving to the next.
>” You’re all done ‘Nonny! You did a great job!
>The Pink mare has wrapped you up in a hug- and you almost can’t believe it.
>You’re done?
>It’s finally over.
>You want to cry tears of joy, but that would only empower the cruel devil that’s hugging you.
>So all you do is hug her back.
“Thanks for all the help Pinkie.”
>”No problem! Anything for a friend, especially if that friend’s helping another friend!”
>…

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>>29031487
>You approach the Carousel boutique carrying a basket which previously contained cookies, now bursting at the seams with macarons.
>”Sorry about this Rarity, I just can’t get it to stay on!”
>Rarity’s fitting a saddle to Twilight Sparkle as you walk in, bell above announcing an arrival.
>”Don’t worry about it dear-“
>Rarity looks up at you
>”Anonymous! How lovely of you to join us!”
>A strap of some sort is tightened and Rarity releases Twilight, who twirls around to accost you.
>”Long time no see, Anon! Why’d you stop coming around the castle?”
>You’d spent many hours talking to Twilight about humanity’s culture in general…
>Wisely censoring a few… many bits of the story.
>Then you’d gotten preoccupied in your, uh, friendship war with Rarity.
“Sorry about that Twilight, I’ve been kind of busy recently, give me a rain check?”
>The purple pony narrows her eyes at you but nods, accepting your offer.
>And so you step further into the boutique.
“Well don’t let me interrupt you two- I can wait.”
>Rarity scoffs
>”We’re all done dear, Twilight’s saddle has been properly refitted! Now what is it that brings you to my humble boutique?”
>Both ponies look at you expectantly.

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>>29031500
“Ah, well, I was doing some baking and I ended up making way too much, so I thought I’d bring some to y- my friends. I stopped here first cause it’s nearby.”
>A blatant lie, Pinkie’s totally closer.
>You move on quickly and hope neither notices as you unwrap the macarons inside the basket and present it to the two of them.
>Rarity’s eyes narrow in suspicion, but Twilight’s widen and she quickly pops one of the raspberry macarons into her mouth with magic.
>”Mmm! Wow Anon, these are amazing! I didn’t know you were such a good baker, how come you never told me!?”
>The purple pony levitates nearly a fourth of the basket’s contents out.
>THOSE ARE FOR RARITY YOU PIG!
“Never thought about it I guess, just a little hobby of mine.”
>Rarity has snapped from her suspicious gaze, and her voice drips with faux accusation as she speaks.
>”Trying to sabotage my diet are you, Anon? Well I have to give you credit, it’ll work.”
>A macaron floats towards her as she speaks, and she takes a sizable bite, a slight moan escaping her as she chews.
“A diet? Your figure is perfect already Rarity.”
>Both ponies have frozen, Twilight’s looking at you with wide eyes and a blush is forming across Rarity’s face.
>Twilight’s first to break from her reverie.
>”WellIdon’twanttointrude,thanksforthehelpRarity,bye!”
>And she’s out the door, a trail of macarons floating behind her.
>Shit, shit, shit.
“Uh, yeah, anyway, you can have the rest, bye!”
>You set the basket down carefully and bolt out of the boutique.
>Run from your mistakes Anon, it always works.

>>29031506
All I got for now but I like writing these shorts. And writing Anon being an autismo.

Hope you like. I'm sure they're will be at least one more.

>>28983278

She's the best pone.

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>>29030922
>Not DIO

>>29031519
> And writing Anon being an autismo
It is very enjoyable I'd say.

So what's your Rarity collection like? Pictures, merchamdise, whatever.

>>29031519
Not a rarafag or a regular here, but you're doing really well. Glad you haven't tried making anon a complete sperg, but just a bit of a ditz. Usually this kinda angle just gets overblown, but you're handling it very nicely. Keep it up!

>>29033581
colored when?

>>29024924
>b&thro
why must you do this anon?

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>>29034844
I wish they never threw the elements out the window for shitty OCs.

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bump

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>>28999999

>>29038606
Looks too much like Pinkie Pie.

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>>29039207
You're not wrong. The hair's off, and the face is too round and bubbly looking.

Have this.

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>>29039211
thinking emoji

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>>29039211
She's beautiful.

>>29039227
>"Here anonymous? There are clients in the next room!"
>She sounds concerned an abashed, but her winking clit tells a different story.

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>>29039211
or this

>>29035919
Wonderfully elegant

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This does things to my dick

>>29031034
what shitty hair

>>29040688
What the fuck did you just say about her mane?

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>>29039211
This is good too.

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>>28999999
Digits confirm

>>29040426
sexy

bumpo

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>>28999999
yoooooooooo

>>29024520
Only true rarifags can see that RD is a decent pone.

Rarity clearly likes her a hell of a lot more than she does AJ, after all.

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>>29043951
Ain't that the truth.

>>29045206
What the hell is with this hat?

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Os she a marshmallow?

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>>29040426
As it very well should.

That dress she was wearing in that scene. Fucking end my life, god.

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>>29045312
That hat is fabulous, darling!

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>>28983278
Back to Remedial Equine Anatomy 101 you go, OP.

>>28986365
Bit tinny. Luna is a rather woody word.

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>>29024098
With text

>>29048136
How do horns work?

Why is there so much shitflinging over Rarity being a slut? All we've seen is that she uses her feminine wiles to get her way.

Even if she has had sex before, it only means she'll be experienced and able to help you through it--unlike, say, Moondancer, who will have no idea what to do.

lol dead again

>>29049811
PFM.

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>>29050089
>Why is there so much shitflinging over Rarity being a slut? All we've seen is that she uses her feminine wiles to get her way.

Because of the same reason women trash talk behind each other's back, except in this case where it's widely spread.

But mostly autistic memes.

>>29050089
Same reason people say Fluttercord is canon and Dash is a cunt when both of those are obviously not true.

>>29031519
kek please write more. Need to see where this whole thing goes now that Anon is sure to be awkward around Rara.

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Remember, she's an alicorn in canon.

>>29000073
Why is she so pretty?
Why can't she be real?

>>29043110

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>>29052963
>Implying she isn't real
Why can't you believe in her?

>>29053530
>she'll never kiss you

It hurts

Emergency bump