Nightly Scilight Thread #109 Special Edition

>>27794718

It's got that new thread smell.

>"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TWILIGHT!"
>As usual, every moment of peaceful reflection in your life is ruined by the advent of a Trixie
"It's not my birthday--"
>Trixie hugs you, her hoodie-coated arms constricting around your ribcage until you're pretty sure it's about to implode
>"TRIXIE GOT YOU A SUPER SPECIAL PRESENT! A ONE-OF-A-KIND TRIXIE HUG! YAY!"
"Please let go of me..."
>"NO!"
>Trixie squeezes you tighter, locking you in place while she nuzzles your cheek
>"Trixie can't believe it's really your birthday, Twilight! How old are you!?"
"It's not my birthday, Trixie."
>"Lies! A group of people that Trixie met on the internet told her! They said today is your very special day!"
"Well, it's not. Now just let me go, I have homework I need to-- gah!"
>Trixie throws you onto the lunch table, pinning you down
>"They said this is what Trixie should do for your birthday!"
"Trixie, I'm serious, stop--"
>You feel Trixie's hand go up your skirt
"Gah! Trixie, what the hell!? Cut it out, or-- oh m-my God..."
>One of Trixie's fingers slips up inside of you, making you quiver
>"See!? They told Trixie you would enjoy this! They also told her to get lots of pictures, for some reason. Trixie's instagram is going to love this!"
"If you put... any of this a-ah~... on your Instagram... I will f-f-fucking... oh my god~... kill you..."
>"Trixie can't hear you over the sound of how much fun you're having!"
>She withdraws a finger and bends double, her tongue trailing up your thighs
>Over the next couple seconds, any resistance you had melts away in pure, hot bliss
>"Happy Birthday!" Trixie shouts, her mouth muffled by your cooch

Happy birthday nst

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>>27794739
Happy Birthday NST! You were the best mistake I ever made :^)

>>27794718
I want to fug that Trixie.

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>>27794961
trixie is very fuggable

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>>27794718
I love all of you faggots.
Even though I consider most of you guys to be cucks I want all of you to know that I love you all.
All these memories will never go away.

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Twilight will live FOREVER

Twiggles is perfection

>>27794739
Nice pic, Mr. President.
May I ask what was the cause of death?

>>27795260
death by dykeshit

>>27794739
>>27794739
I feel bad masturbating to this, it's a silly /nst/ anniversary joke post.... but it really hit a spot with me

>>27795374
It really hit a spot for Sci too

>>27795385
I laughed at this way harder than I should have

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>>27795374

>>27795374
Pretty sure jeff is dissapointed in you

>>27795517
This Anon here >>27795374 is my son. His name is Mison. You can bet your ass I'm disappointed in him.

>>27795543
is eqgwf going to show up

>>27795715
guys I think that Starlight is a trap.

>>27795850
why
I dont even see a bulge or anything

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>>27795844
No
She's dead senpai

>>27795956
Chronos, if I was a girl I would want you to be the father of my children.

>>27795956
I dont believe you

>>27795974
You would after some time die of course, and I would have to find another man like say, Ikea, to be my son's father figure.
I would not be able to bear the thought of sleeping in the same bed with another man so Ikea would have to sleep on the couch.

>>27795984
Tell yourself, it's alright. She'll be coming home tonight. But you know that ain't true, 'cause she's with someone new.

>>27795974
Have you seen him IRL? I think you'd reconsider once you did.

>>27796290
The blond guy with the beard and the MAGA hat. What else could a woman ask?
I would want him inside me even if he had a micropenis.

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I want my r9klight.

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>>27796290
Hey, my mom says I'm beautiful in my own special way!

>>27795974
I can father many children, I don't think you're ready.
>>27796146
Ikea could build you many beds for our many children, I approve of this for the good of our children.
>>27796310
I think you mistake me with Jeffery Hitler Mango, he is the dreamy hunk with a whole Coco figurine up his ass at all times to protect his virginity! Man the things we did at ACEN...

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>>27796348
I want your beard inside me.

>>27796497
I no longer have a beard, I shaved it for ACEN so the rest of the writers wouldn't be intimidated by its MASSIVE GIRTH!

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Who is officially best girl for twilight

>>27796521
That make me sad.
Think of the children.
>>27796709
Your mom

What would you get Twilight for her birthday?

I would get her a vive because they are amazing

>>27796921
A copy of "The Art of the Deal".

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>>27794718
Oh wow hey it's this thread.

Did you guys know that Jeff eats donuts in the tub? He dunks the donuts in the bath water because he likes "the consistency of wet confectioneries". So there's some sekrit knowledge to bring up for the anniversary.

In other news, writing is going to be hard this next week due to insane shit after having gotten back from Paradise Island. I would go more into it, but that's against the rules.

I am glad to see this place is still here, though.

>>27796709
Herself, if possible

>>27797574
>I would go more into it, but that's against the rules.
This is not someting a blog-posting trap would say.
Did you got raped by a mermaid?

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>>27797609
No, but I did nearly get raped by a drunk lesbian loli. Luckily I got out of it with my virginity intact.

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>>27797580
my friend

>>27797574
hi EqG

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>>27797574
You literally made out with a Twist plushie. At ACEN. In front of everyone.

You have no room to mock anyone.

>>27797683
Ah, life in the Philippines surely is heaven

>>27797722
No need to be a bully, Jeffo.

>>27797683

I don't understand why so many people suck this guy's dick. All he does is make random shit up and you fags eat it up.

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>>27796722
We're all disappointed in Chronos for shaving.
It's okay, I still have my beard c:

>>27797683
>image

So /nst/, besides eqgwf, which writefag do you miss the most?

>>27798695
probably instant coffee

>>27798695
BBSA, Dot

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Would you an extra-large Scilight?

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>>27798952
Until she begged me to stop, you bet your goddamn ass I'd hit that. Afterwords, post stuffing stuffing, make up the lost calories, then back to blowing that purple rump
Holy shit, I didn't not know I wanted an extra-large Scilight this hard. I love everything about this picture. I have a powerful need for more

>>27799090
>blowing

>>27799102
>plowing
boy, the b and p are really far from each other huh? Guess she's a futa now

>>27799123
>"Guess she's a futa now."
I know you're back pedaling, blue bear Dobson.

Goodnight nst

>>27799760
Goodnight fampalam.

Just finished The Witcher. Pretty comfy game.

Where's Sea Urchin?

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>>27797965

>inb4 NST turns into EQGWF circlejerk general again

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>>27794739
>You will never be Trixie.
>You will never listen to online internet people and take their advice on what to do for Twilight's big day.
>You will never jump behind her out of the blue and get one handful of that ass and a nice grope of cleavage with the other.
>She will never gasp before wrapping her arms around herself begging for you to stop.
>You will never ignore her as you wrap your arms around her whispering very suggestive things.
>She will never blush deep enough to burn through paper.
>She will never slowly open herself up to you as you enclose yourself around her, making her once and for all yours and only yours.
>Fuck the Shimmergrants...
>You will never take her by the hand and slowly lead her to your desk in a empty classroom.
>You will never ask her to take a seat as you spread her legs open.
>You will never jaw drop at the size of her thighs before licking your lips at that purple slit.
>You will never think twice before diving in face first into that vaginal violet heaven.
>You will never find her cutie mark shaped vagina hair adorable.
>You will never find her g-spot with your mouth before putting a finger or two in just for added support.
>You will never scream happy birthday as you make Twilight Climax / Cum over your face.
>You will never saviour every single drop of her fem-cum as she blushes deeply.
>You will never assure her everything will be okay before locking lips and watching the sunset together...

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>>27797965
Because it tastes like strawberries

As for things being made up, you know damn well that we'd shit all over them if they were lying for attention. We know EQG personally and their life really is as retarded and horrible as it sounds.

>>27800843
"It's still not my birthday, you idiot!"
>Trixie peaks her head out from under your skirt, grinning
"Oh Horse Jesus, what are you doing?"
>Before you can push her off, Trixie is on top of you
"Gah! Stop!"
>"Trixie has to give you your birthday kiss!"
"That's disgusting!"
>"No it's not! Trixie loves you!"
>Unfortunately, Trixie's ridiculous strength quickly leaves you pinned to the table
"Trixie, no! At least brush your teeth first! Agh!"
>Trixie's mouth locks against yours, her tongue forcing its way between your lips
"Mmmmf~"
>Her taste is that of peanut butter and the tang of your own vaginal secretions
>And, as much as you hate to admit it, they don't taste bad together...
>You push back, returning Trixie's kiss in hopes that it'll get her to get off you faster
>Finally, she breaks it, and you gasp for air
>"Alright, there's number one! How many months old are you, Twilight?"
"H-huh?"
>"How many months?"
"I'm turning seventeen!"
>"That's a lot of months!"
"Trixie, stop--"

>After enduring two hundred and four *very* passionate Trixie-kisses, Trixie drags you up to the school roof
>"We're gonna watch the Sunset together now, Twilight!"
"Trixie, it's like one in the afternoon..."
>You can barely speak, your mouth is so sore
>"We can wait!"
>Trixie drops onto the roof with you, forcefully cuddling you with extreme prejudice

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>>27801466
Why are they're faces so...
Disturbing?

>>27801523
I don't know the animators just made it like that I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition

>>27801523
All of the faces are okay, except for Pinkie's face, that's just horrifying.

>>27801479
trixie is one crazy girl

>>27801479
I want to be eaten by a shamelessly affectionate azure wizard.

Alas, I don't have a vagina and she's not real.

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>>27798952
No, that is disgusting, desu.
I would rather endure torture than fuck that.

>>27803221
I would possibly do it if the fat distribution was correct so she wouldnt look like a monstrosity and so it wouldnt pander to fat fetishists

if it was she would look like mei

>>27803221
Would you watch Sunset fuck it?

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>>27803787
sunset wouldn't because she is /fit/

>>27803913
Glimmy then?

>>27803923
thats still a no

>>27803964
>>27803913
So have we finally eased up on the circlejerk/cuck shit? Is it safe to give this thread content again? Is Chronos finally gone ?

>>27804348
It's always safe to give conent

>>27804403
It's really not when this thread gets all dykeshitty/cuckish/circlejerky. It's a huge turnoff for a content provider, unless that's your thing. Just saying.

>>27804425
Pretty cool to see my cuck shitpost being used as a meme.

>>27804660
Wrong thread. You guys have one up. Go there with your pictures of shimmer

>>27804682
its allowed
really any EqG unicorns are

>>27804729
Well m8, if you like shimmer more power to ya. I came here for Twi. Not Twi and friends.

>>27804745
Now m8, I have the impression that you are pretty green to this general or you are just complaining about it for the potential (You)'s.

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>>27804745
Twilight comes with friends

>>27804745
How new.ru

>>27804803
>>27804784
No need to be nasty about it. I was around when the r9klight story began and it was so much fun. When did you guys get get all shitty like this?

>>27804884
Better yet. I apologize for wasting your time guys. I'll just fuck off rather than bitch about a thread culture you guys established. I'll just go to fb

>>27804884
>Being nice is cool.gif
We were always bullies in moments like this. The /lit/ bantz was pretty cool.
Now, if you were here for one year, why complaint now about that?

>>27804965
please stop anon
we shouldnt be rude anyways

>>27804965
I think he's implying he was gone and came back.

>>27805009
So he IS green to the general.

>>27804965
anyone know which scilight thread had the /lit/ bantz? those were pretty gold

>>27805190
I think it was in the mid 40s

>>27805190
>>27805205
I found the thread https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/24211379

>>27805555
Smug anime girls are my weakness. I can't win an argument against someone who posts them. I'm not even kidding.

>>27805637
smug girls are great

>>27806350
Everything about this picture gives me the chills.

>>27806716
how its just a cute sunset

What song would you sing to an audience viewing Twilight?

>>27807070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkDEAn8GrFY

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>>27806707
I need more pics like this in my life. c:
For anyone who missed last update, or anyone who wants to jump on, I've updated Friendship Was Unexpected!
Episode 22: Sunny Day, has been added!
Enjoy that! c:

>>27807070
http://youtu.be/2lZ23UR6Rzc
With twintail as my backup singer

>You struggle to catch your breath as you reach the top of the hill.
>Twilight's there waiting for you...sorta
>She's immersed in the large object she's tinkering with, that object being the largest firework you've ever seen
>If it weren't for the pretty colors, you'd have thought that she was about to engage in domestic terrorism
>Or maybe she is
>Twilight's a bit crazy like that
"This better be good," you say, still out of breath. "I've had to refuse a fat stack of ribs just to be here."
>Her head perks up upon hearing you
>"Ah, Anon! You're just in time!"
>She steps aside and gestures toward the fuckhuge firework
>"Meet the Patriot! It's a firework containing a meticulously arranged package of smaller fireworks. Once the Patriot gets high enough, it releases its children into the atmosphere, which then detonate and create a colorful American flag large enough to be seen for miles on end!"
>Twilight's practically shaking with excitement
"That's cool and all, but isn't that illegal?"
>The soon to be criminal blows a raspberry
>"It's fine. Those laws were put in place for the protection of individuals and property. But there's no way that anything bad could happen. I'm the one who made this, after all."
>You eye the weapon of mass nationalism cautiously, slightly uneasy due to the fact that it's held up by a set of flimsily assembled wooden planks
>Twilight probably cared a little more about the rocket than the launch pad
>"So, are you ready to see the best fireworks ever created by mankind?" she asks, grinning from ear to ear
"I...guess?"
>"Here goes!"

>>27807139
>She lights a match and ignites the fuse
>Sparks start flying out along the line as the flames approach the Patriot
>However, just as it reaches halfway towards its destination, the wooden base suddenly gives way, causing the firework to fall flat onto the ground
>Uh oh
>Twilight scrambles towards the Patriot, trying but failing to put out the fuse
>You're too caught off guard to do anything
>"Anon! A little help?"
>But it's too late
>The Patriot shoots off into the air
>It flies beautifully, its loud whistle growing faint as it approaches...
>...the town square
"Ah shit."
>It hits dead center, exploding into a bunch of tinier Patriot-lets that shoot off in various directions, flying into stores, cars, trees...
>Just about everything, really
>The unsuspecting people in the area start panicking, screaming and running into each other as they try to escape the sudden barrage of sparkling red, white, and blue
>One of Twilight's fireworks flies into a fireworks booth, setting off its entire supply of legal and possibly illegal American patriotism into more targets of various shapes, sizes, and mobility
>It's total chaos
>Trees start burning
>Cars crash into each other
>Sirens can be heard in the distance
>It's a fucking war zone
>Twilight watches the entire scene in complete silence, her mouth agape and pupils the size of atoms
>Your reaction is more or less a mirror of hers
>And that's how the both of you ended up sharing a cell on the Fourth of July

>>27807141
This is super dumb
I love it

>>27807106
>forgetting the link
http://pastebin.com/rtxmZtha

>>27805264
>those book-length updates
I want our writefags back
please forgive us of our shitposting sins, we didn't know we had it so good

>>27808110
>Updates in general
WEW! This shit is like porn!

>>27807377
Do you think Twilight would accept her growing child or just murder it because it's inconvenient?

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>>27808933
She loves science, doesn't she?

>>27809060
One, nowhere in my scientific education have I been told "human life begins at conception." Two, Science doesn't say anything about whether abortion is immoral or not, which is probably why the quote you've found is from Ecuador, a strongly Catholic country. That's a philosophical question. The problem isn't "Is a fetus alive?," when it certainly counts towards most definitions of "living organism," but "When does someone have the right to kill something that could potentially become sentient?"

>>27809323
anyone have the screencap of this gif with the one-shot lamentation?

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>>27809337

>>27809333
>nowhere in my scientific education have I been told
Your first problem: having to be told by others what is true and what isn't. We ought to find the facts ourselves and use inference.
>science doesn't say anything about whether X is immoral or not
Deontology is a scientific field. Morals are objective, as they come from logic, which is comparable to mathematics in its basic structure.
>the quote you've found is from [...]
Genetic fallacy. Origin has no say. I just pulled it out of google.
>"When does someone have the right to kill something that could potentially become sentient?"
This question has been answered in antiquity. Every civilization in human history had two words, "to ill" fo simple killing and defense (which can't be murder), and "to murder" meaning to kill with intent (some nations require a specific intent for it to qualify as murder).
The only problems remaining are whether any number of humans can be, for the lack of better words, "sacrificed" to save any other number of humans. Most popular is the question, for example, whether it's okay to let a train run over one human to save five.

>>27799264
>>27799090
>blowing Scilight to make her extra-large

>>27809450
>Your first problem: having to be told by others what is true and what isn't.
There is a certain amount of dogmatism that is permitted in science with regards to facts that are considered to be mostly true. Usually you do evaluate these facts through laboratory experiments, but the outcome is already expected. This is okay, as it provides a base of knowledge to all scientists entering any field that doesn't need to be questioned, and focuses inquiry on the frontier. I direct you to Structures of Scientific Revolutions by Timothy Kuhn.

>Deontology is a scientific field.
No, it's not. It's a philosophical field focusing on the study of ethics using rules.

http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/ethics-deontological/

>Morals are objective, as they come from logic

What do you mean by "they come from logic?" As in, the rules of logical derivation produce morality as a result? Because that's absolutely absurd. Usually you need at least one generally agreed upon assumed premise, usually a definition or goal for what is "Good." For example, in hedonistic utilitarian ethics, "the Good" is defined, generally, as "pleasure," just as an assumption. One could, at least, in theory, come up with an anti-hedonistic argument, showing that pain or asceticism is "the Good," but, for hedonistic utilitarians, the fact that pleasure is the form of the Good is a generally agreed upon assumption.

>Genetic fallacy.
Fallacy fallacy. I presented other arguments to discredit the quote.

>This question has been answered in antiquity.

The question you answered is "When is it okay to kill people?" not "When is it okay to kill something that might become a person?" You've basically presumed that a fetus has all the rights of a person, which, many people's opinion, is still a matter of debate.

>>27809545
>there is a certain amount of dogmatism
Debatable, as all these "dogmas" need to have a justification.
I see and understand your point.

>philosophy isn't a field of science
It isn't?
I may have been visiting Europe too often, because here people call it science of the mind, beware intranslatibility.

>absolutely absurd
We have found that certain behaviours older generations deemed amoral do have negative effects on our health, be it physical or neurological. I surmise morals is the logic derivating from the biological needs having to be fulfilled in a certain systemic way.
>generally agreed upon assumed premise
Now that's optioal. It has to be a truthful one. There's a certain problem with non-scientific, popular dogma (if you will) trying to get their hands in science in our contemporary times.

>basically presumed that a fetus has all the rights of a person
The fertilized cell has the potential to become a human being, as a kid has the potential to become a valuable human adult. Somewhere I read some philosphy about how potentials deserve to be protected and it listed disabled, ill, and severly misbehaving people.as to how they can change. Also, by killing the cell, which is a logical consequence of "doing it", the involved parties lose the sense of responsibility. Klling the unborn should actually be called anti-responisibility.
I'm o fan of eugenics either.

Have you heard of post-natal abortion? Slippery slope don't real :^)

>>27809875
I forgot to add that science used to be called natural philosophy and philosophy as we call it today was called moral philosophy. Science and philosophy used to be synonymous, it seems?

Real philosophy must be acurate in reality, I'd say.

>>27809497
das lood, nonnie

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>all this power

>>27810480
>you will never become midnights second in command

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The insanity returns tonight! New stands! New fights! New autism!

Get caught up: http://pastebin.com/eFMDdm64

>>27809875
>It isn't?

No, people calling it "science of the mind" may be referring to particular branches of philosophy that overlap with psychology, such as the work of Freud. Generally, it's the other way around, with science being a subset of philosophy.

>We have found that certain behaviours older generations deemed amoral do have negative effects on our health, be it physical or neurological.

Such as?

>I surmise morals is the logic derivating from the biological needs having to be fulfilled in a certain systemic way.

I don't think this is defensible. Certainly many of our biological needs are actually subverted by our morality. For example, from a purely biological standpoint, we have no reason to help the weak, and, in fact, we have incentive not to so as to perpetrate our own genes. Or, furthermore, the concept of theft, derived purely from the construction of property, has no biological reasoning behind it.

>The fertilized cell has the potential to become a human being, as a kid has the potential to become a valuable human adult. Somewhere I read some philosphy about how potentials deserve to be protected and it listed disabled, ill, and severly misbehaving people.as to how they can change.

Once again, you're ignoring the question and presuming a fetus is already human. All the cases you've raised are cases of already extant humans, whereas a fetus is something with the potential to become human at all. It's not just a change or development in mental state.

>Also, by killing the cell, which is a logical consequence of "doing it", the involved parties lose the sense of responsibility.

Now I feel like you're jumping away from the central question here. We're talking about moral justification, not responsibility.

>Have you heard of post-natal abortion?

I'm not an anti-natalist, and the "slippery slope" you think exists does not. There are clear differences between an extant human and something with the potential to become human.

>>27810996
You ok dude?

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>>27809892
>Science and philosophy used to be synonymous, it seems?
That's an asumption made by modern age plebs, since what we call science now, back then it would have been something like empirical knowledge (doxa) rather than what they called "science" which was much closer to philosophy (sophia).
>>27809875
>We have found that certain behaviours older generations deemed amoral do have negative effects on our health, be it physical or neurological.
I am going to have to ask for a source.
And please don't link me to a """""""scientific""""""" -totally not paid- study, saying that the fear of the holocaust is linked to the DNA of the jews.

>Morning.
>You wake up early this time and don't want to go to bed.
>What a shitty day you had yesterday.
>You're getting fired. One hundred percent.
>After a cup of coffee you sit on the sofa and watch TV.
>Some silly cartoons.
>Time goes by and it's time to go to school.

>School.
>You try to be careful and get to your classroom as sneaky as possible.
>Harshwhinny will see you anyways, but the longer you are in school the more you'll have chances to speak with your students for the last time.
>First lesson is Writing.
>You wait for your students to come.
>After a few minutes of waiting you hear somebody knocking on the door.
"Come in."
>You say carefully.
>The door begins to open
>Please be someone good, please be someone good...
>Cheerilee.
>You sigh.
"Hello there. Close the door faster, I don't want *her* to know that I am here."
>Cheerilee closes the door.
>"Hello. Making sure that the last day of your work is gonna be as long as possible?"
>You nod.
>Cheerilee takes a chair near you.
>"I hope you'll find a good job." Cheerilee sighs.
>You look at her but see only sadness in her face.
>Looks like everyone is upset that you're getting fired.
>Cheerilee and you speak for a few minutes and then the bell rings.
>"Good luck, Anon."

>Writing lesson.
>Students are coming into the classroom.
>You see their faces shine brighter than the sun as they see you while coming into classroom.
>"Teacher!"
>Trixie rushes to you and gives you a hug.
>"Are you gonna stay?"
"I-I don't know yet..."
>She gives you sad look.
"We'll talk about that later, please get to your desk."
>When students are standing near their desks, you decide to begin the lesson.
"Good morning, students!"
>"Good morning, teacher!"
>For some reason their voices seem to be louder this time.
>Maybe they're happy to see you again.
>This is your last day at the school.
"Okay students. Today I need you to write a composition about..."
>You think for a second.
"Anything. Literally anything."

>>27811887
>Students begin to work as you lean back.
>You hear some of your students whisper between each other.
>You decide to let them be.
>Time goes by and it's time for lesson to end.
>Students give you their works and leave the classroom.
>You check their compositions.
>First you see Moondancer's composition.
>[I want to tell you about my teacher. His name is Anonymous and he is the best teacher in the world...]
>What?
>You read the text quickly.
>Moondancer wrote about how great you are.
>Your hands are shaking and eyes go wet.
>You take the other composition. It belongs to Octavia.
>[My name is Octavia and I want to tell you about my teacher. He sure is one of the most magnificent people I have ever seen...]
>God.
>You take another compositon. This one is written by Trixie.
>[Trixie is great and powerful, no doubt. And there was nobody greater and more powerful than Trixie. Untill Trixie met one man. Her school teacher. And since then Trixie is trying to find the way to become more great and powerful than her teacher...]
>Did they all write about you?
>You check composition by composition and see that they all about you.
>Every single one.
>You hear somebody coming into the classroom.
>"Anon? I hope you're not busy."
>You hear Cheerilee's voice as she coming into the classroom.
>"Oh dear! Why are you crying?"
>Wait.
>What?
>You didn't notice how you started to cry.
"Ah! I-It's n-noting! There's something in my eye! Yeah, something in my eye!"
>You start to wipe your tears.
>"What happened?"
>You sigh.
"I was just reading compositions my students wrote... And they're all about me."
>Cheerilee checks your table.
>"That's awesome! Your students love you so much!"
"Yeah... Unfortunately, I am leaving this place soon. And, probably, forever."
>Cheerilee lowers her head and frowns.
>"About that. I am here to talk about this."

>>27811896
"What do you mean?"
>"I want you to talk to her."
>What?
"Are you crazy? I am trying to hide here to be with my students as long as it's possible! And you are telling me to go to her?"
>Cheerilee nods.
>"I understand what are you feeling, Anon. But there's still a chance that she will understand your motives! Why should not you try?!"
>You just stare at Cheerilee in silence.
>She is right.
>Goddamn right.
>You need to talk to that bitch and you need to do it now.
>You stand up from your desk and head to principal's office.
>Now or never.


>"Oh I was waiting for you to come, mister Anonymous! Come in, come in!"
>You shiver a litte bit and step in.
>As you do your first step in the principal's office, you hear Harshwhinny say:
>"Good job! And now...you're fired. Get out."
>Shit!
>You need to do something. Maybe she'll forgive you if you will explain her everything.
"Listen to me, Mrs. Harshwhinny! I want to--"
>"Fired! Get out of my office, I got work to do. Getting back what you have ruined."
"I didn't mean to do this, all I--"
>"FIRED! GET OUT OF MY OFFICE, NOW!"
>She yells at you with such power that you have to take a few steps back.
"I can explain everything!"
>"GET. OUT."
>Why can't she listen?
>Is it so hard to listen to someone?
"Mrs. Harshwhinny, give me a chance to say something!"
>"If you are not leaving this place in next five seconds, I am calling the police."
>What?!
"Listen!"
>"Five."
"Please, Mrs. Harshwhinny! Give me a minute to explain!"
>"Four."
"I just wanted my students to be happy!"
>"Three."
>What is wrong with her?
>"Two."
"Okay! Fine. I'm leaving!"
>You leave principal's office.
>There's nothing you can do.
>You lost your job, your students.
>Emptiness appears in your soul as you close the door.

>You enter the classroom and see your students sitting still.
>You decide to leave as fast as you can.
>You quickly take your stuff from the table.
>Students give you worried looks.

>>27811909
>"What happened, teacher?" Trixie stands up and runs towards the door.
>Now she's blocking the doorway.
>"Are you leaving?" Sugarcoat says, making everyone in the classroom wince.
>Every student in the classroom is staring at you.
>You try to say something but words just don't come out of your mouth.
>After a few seconds of mumbling you hear Sugarcoat ask:
>"Teacher? Why are you crying?"
>You didn't notice how you started to cry.
>Again.
>What is wrong with you?
>You kneel down on the floor, closing your eyes with your hands and start to cry out loud.
>You want to be with them.
>You don't want to leave this place.
>Some student stood up from their desk and rushed to you.
>"Don't cry!"
>You hear Twilight's voice.
>You look at her and see that she cries too.
>Twilight gives you a hug.
>After a couple seconds everyone in the classroom is hugging you.
"I don't want to leave." you whisper.
>"Then don't leave, mister teacher!" Moondancer says as she takes you by the hand.
>She's sitting on the floor close to Twilight.
>They both look at you with their eyes filled with compassion.
>They're so adorable.
>You try to get up on your feet and fail, but your students are taking you by the arms, helping you to stand up.
>You wipe away your tears and look at your students one more time.
>Where are you going to go now?
>This job was your dream job.
>Yeah, you can become a teacher in middle or high school.
>But you don't need that.
>You got used to these kids.
>Trixie and how she refers to herself in the third person.
>Vinyl with her works filled with a bunch of expressions.
>And... Twilight.

>>27811923
>Twilight with her laziness in the beginning.
>Now she's trying to study. And she's trying good!
>You put so much effort in her studies.
>And she's always glad to see you, glad to spend time with you.
>By the way, you're her only friend.
>That'd be a biggest loss for her if you'll leave.
>If you leave Twilight, she'll stop studying. She will become lazy again.
>There'll be no motivation to her.
>Octavia stands up from her desk, coughs and starts to speak:
>"We shan't stay there anymore. We shall get to the principal's office and tell her about our teacher. If she hears us, she will change her mind and let Mister Anonymous stay with us!"
>What?
>You can't let them go.
>They'll make things worse.
>She already thinks that you are a pedophile.
>What'd she think if she'll see a whole class coming to her office only to defend you?
>Right. Nothing good.
"No. There's no need in that, Octaiva."
>"Why? She fired you! We need you to get unfired! And you want to come back as well!"
"Because it will cause troubles, Octavia. Troubles not only for me but for you. That is the thing I am afraid of."
>"Trixie does not care about troubles! There is only one trobule for her and that trouble is her teacher leaving!"
>Other students start to nod and agree.
>Octavia opens the door and looks at other students.
>"If there is some doubt in you, students, then stay here. The ones who want to have their teacher back - follow me!"
>Octavia quickly leaves the class.
>So does a big part of the class.
>Everyone except Twilight.
"Why didn't you go?"
>"You didn't want me to."
>Sounds legit.
>"W-why do you think that talking to p-principal Harshwhinny will not help, t-teacher?"
>Twilight's coming closer and takes you by the hand.
>Her eyes are wet but she's trying to hold her tears.
"You see, Twilight..."
>You stop for a second, trying to find words that could help you.

>>27811935
"I've met people before. I know what furious boss is able to do if some workers will try to assure him or her in letting fired employee to stay. I saw how dozens of people got fired because of that."
>Twilight gulps.
>"B-but we are not w-workers..."
"That doesn't mean that she can't expel you."
>"E-expel?"
"Forbid you to attend the school."
>Twilight winces.
>"How can she do that?! There is nothing bad in our wish to have you back!"
"People have their own mind. So does Harshwhinny."
>Twilight starts to cry and rushes to hug you tight.
"Take it easy... maybe we'll meet at the other school! Like in the middle school or in the high school."
>"I don't want to loose you!" Twilight cries so loud that you think she's heard for a miles away.
>You hug her and pat her head.
>"All those evenings... all that time we spent together! Why?"
>Twilight buries her head in your chest.
"There there... Everything will be OK, don't cry."
>"H-how..."
>You notice how Twilight tries to say but fails because of crying.
>"H-how c-can it be OK? I want you b-back... Teacher!"
>Twilight cries even more.
>Maybe you really should've listened to others and move to principal's office?
>Maybe Harshwhinny isn't a bitch who can't forgive you?
>And maybe it's too late.
>"Why...why..."
>While Twilight cries you hear a lot of steps outside the classroom.
>Students. But why they're not running here?
>The first who enters the class is... Harshwhinny.
>All students stay behind her with worried looks.
>"Mister Anon. I have heard..."
>Harshwhinny glances back at students.
>"A story about you and your attitude to these students. Also I had a request about letting you stay there from," - Harshwhinny searchs for something in her pockets. It's a piece of paper, - "about 30 people, including all of your students, Cheerilee, both PE instructors and others."
>Wow. Did everyone in the school worry about you so much?
>"Also I have heard the cry of this girl." - Harshwhinny points at Twilight.

>>27811946
>You hope she'll not do anything bad about this.
>It would be sad if she kicked you out because of this.
>"I see how students want you to stay, so..."
>You and students start to carefully listen to Harshwhinny's words.
>Can it be true that she will let you stay?
>"I will think about this. But don't think you are not fired still. You are allowed to be here untill I say my word. Don't annoy me with that question anymore."
>At this moment, every student rejoiced.
>Students rush to you and start to hug.
>Harshwhinny gives you a short smile and leaves the classroom.
>You start to hug students back.
>"I told you, mister teacher! Told you!" exclaims Octavia.
>You didn't expect that Harshwhinny will accept the request.
"Thank you. Thank you all. I am so glad... so glad."
>Now you notice how you start to cry.
>Suddenly, you hear Cheerilee's voice near the door to the classroom.
>"Now these are tears of joy, aren't they?"
>Cheerilee giggles.
>You did notice how you started to cry but you didn't notice how you fell on your knees.
>Trixie sits near you.
>"There there, teacher. Be strong!"
>After these words you want to cry even more.
>You are staying here!
>Yes!

>You decided to cancel all the lessons for today.
>One interesting thought comes to your mind when students start to leave the classroom.
"I want to invite everyone to a cafe."
>Students turn around and watch at you.
>Sugarcoat raises her hand:
>"Isn't cancelling the lessons for your benefits is prohibited by school rules?"
>Shit.
>It is.
>You need to find an excuse for bringing your students to the cafe.
>You think for a minute.
"We will have a town tour. I will tell you the story of our town and how people were living there before! And visiting the cafe will be a part of the tour!"
>You clap your hands.
>Sugarcoat starts to speak again:
>"But we know the story of our town, isn't it useless?"

>>27811956
>You see how students started to smile when you brought an arugement of you visiting the cafe and see how they nodded when Sugarcoat pointed at the fact that it's useless.
>But who cares.
>You can always say that you did that for them to remember the story of our town.
>Your teacher was doing that.
"Repetition is the mother of all learning. One tour won't be bad for you."
>Students rejoice and follow you as you leave the classroom.

>After you quickly tell the story of the town you get to the cafe.
>Waiter comes to you.
>"Can I take your order, sir?"
>You tell the waiter to ask every student's order.
>He comes back in a minute.
>"It will cost you, approximately, $100"
>Well, it's not too much.
>You have money to pay.
>You order a cup of tea and a muffin for yourself and let the waiter go.
>Moondancer comes to you.
>"But how will we pay?"
"It's on me."
>Moondancer's cheecks go red.
>"Y-you don't h-have to..."
"I want to do this, Moondancer. I'm okay with this."
>You blush a little bit.
>A few minutes pass and waiter starts to serve all of you.
>Even though students had a free choice, they didn't order lots of food.
>Some soda, tea and cupcakes with muffins.
>Students are sitting on the tables.
>There's no free table.
>Only free spot is the table with Twilight and Moondancer.
>It seems they're talking about something.
>You decide to join.
"May I join?"
>Twilight instantly blushes.
>She mumbles something and nods.
"Thanks."
>Moondancer pulls out a phone and sighs.
>"I am sorry, teacher. I got to go. Mom needs help at home. Thank you very much for everything!"
>She takes her bag and runs away from the cafe.
>"Thank you, teacher..."
"Uh?"
>"For m-meals..."
"It's no big deal, Twilight. I'd say that this day is a holiday!"
>Twilight smiles.
>"Thank God you're back..."
>Sure thing she is glad that you're not fired.
>Finally you start to understand.
>You loved this class, no doubt.
>But when Twilight started to study, somehow everything became much better.

>>27811959
"Twilight."
>Twilight raises her head.
>"Y-yes?"
"Thank you for everything."
>Twilight blushes again.
>"F-for w-w-what?.."
"When you started to listen to my words, when you started to study, I finally realised how much I love all of you."
>Twilight gasps.
>"R-r-really?.."
>Her eyes are wet.
"Yes."
>You wipe a few tears from her face.
>"T-t-thank you... Thank you so much!.."
>Twilight starts to cry but then quickly wipes her tears off.
>"Can we..."
>Twilight starts to speak and instantly closes her mouth.
"Twilight?"
>"N-no. It's n-nothing!"
>What did she mean?
"You can tell me, Twi."
>She hides her face in her hands.
>"I wanted to ask if you'll allow me to go with you..."
>Oh.
>You don't have any work after the tour, so you can take her to your home.
"Of course you can. Why not?"
>"T-t-thanks..."


>The tour ended and you are at your home with Twilight.
>You're watching an episode of Power Ponies.
>Suddenly, Twilight starts to speak:
>"I am so g-glad that you d-didn't get f-fired."
"So I am."
>"I don't know what I would do if you would leave."
>You were right. She'd stop studying hard.
>"I just started to become friend with Moons. I hope she will be friends with me."
>She's so worried about one friend?
>You try to say something but Twilight starts speaking first:
>"She'd be my first friend..."
>Oh god.
>You almost asked her why'd she worry about one friend.
>Sinking feeling appears in your heart when you hear Twilight's words.
>You push her closer to you and hug tight.
"You'll do this... Don't worry."
>Twilight starts to cry.
>"T-thanks..."
>After a few minutes of crying Twilight wipes away her tears.
>"I'm so exited about her. I hope she likes me."
"She sure does. Why someone would not like you?"
>Twilight blushes.
>"D-don't say such things..."
>She is really shy.
"Let's continue on the episode!"
>"Yes!"

>>27811980
Fuck I forgot to put my words in the beginning.
For ones who don't remember : green about dumb SciTwi and Anon-teacher.
I hope you this part of the story. Sorry for being inactive for a month.
Tell me if you find any grammar mistakes.
Next part is the finale!
I don't know when next part will come out but I am sure it will be soon!
Actually I have a few ideas on what to write.
Let me know if you want or not to see some new green.

>>27811986
you like this part of the story*
for fucks sake why can't I do everything right at least once.

>>27811996
you are recognizing your mistakes so thats a great thing

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>>27810672
>"Did you beat up an autistic girl!?"
>Gilda looks over at Trixie, her face crimson
>"She's… she's not THAT autistic!"
>Trixie raises her head, one of her eyes swollen and puffy
>"No… Trixie can assure you she is quite firmly on the spectrum…"

I haven't keked this hard in a while.
I love this green, Mr. President.

>>27809333
As far as the government is concerned, you never have the right to kill another human unless their existence is a threat to your own life and you take theirs in active defense of yourself in a quarrel that you didn't start. As far as I'm concerned, kill people who threaten your life or prove a egregious threat to your family. Killing a baby is never ok unless the pregnancy puts the mother's life at risk which fits into my first point.

>>27812760
>someone saved this image with my filename
That's almost as good as a (You).

>>27811986
Looking forward to the finale

>>27812901
I really like this picture. Like if you asked both twilights out and they showed up at the same time unaware of one another

>>27813232
Green when?

>>27813305
Ask Jeff or chronos to do it. I gave up writing for this thread

>>27813370
What did you write?

>>27810590
Maybe one day, nonnie

>>27813370
>Implying I still write here.
I still want to finish Trainerlight sometime but honestly it's low priority.

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>>27811986
SIBERIAN ANON, YOU'RE BACK!
This is one of my favorite greens, hope to see you post soon!

>>27813522
Chronos I believe in you

>>27814079
Dolphin twi is cute

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>>27814329

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>>27814996
Twilight why did I wake up in your house with this on

>>27814410
I know I have a picture on why dolphins are better than women in every possible way in my image folder.

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>>27814996
>>27815845

>posting pictures of Sunset in the Twilight thread while Sunset thread is being bumped only by 1 person - me

>>27816831
>Every general related to Sunset dies because of the character being shit.
BUILD UNIVERSAL WALL.

Hey EqG do you plan on writing anything?

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>>27814437
Anon should be depicted as Jotaro, big, mainly silent yet has moments of ingenious or random stupidity

>>27817574
Im new to cross thread shitposting, but hey!
Look at this one go!

>>27813942

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>>27818321
the Building a universal wall for sunsets has been a joke here for a long time

>>27817574
it lives again, faggot

>>27818727
>faggot
Okay

>>27818727
It's back, and then it will be gone, and then it will die again and the never ending cicle of cancer will continue.
THE UNIVERSAL WALL JUST GOT 1000000 FEET TALLER.

>>27819267
https://youtu.be/qlIGom24qqc

>>27817574
There's already a wall. We need to close the holes.
DESTROY THE PORTALS.

Starting to Read Traplight, is good story, I like my waifu Trixie being so cute and random... and cute

I hope Twilight doesn't anally destroy her with her girl-dong

>>27819456
Trixie is super cute in traplight

>>27819352
"The Wall"™ (Ownership of the term goes to Ms. Trumplight, a nice girl, writer of "The Art Of The Deal") is in reality a planetary inhibitor that will kill and dispose of every Shimmer trying to teleport to any HST world illegally.

>>27819456
I wish that happened

>>27819932
moonancer is very obsessive

>>27800229
Cooking up some green m8. Don't rush mediocrity.

>>27821604
that is lewd

>>27819919
>Traplight Uses Trixie as
Personal cum dumpster
>Trixie ends up having both holes filled to the brim and next day finds out she is pregnant
>Twilight is shocked as Trixie reveals the news before 9 months later giving birth to Twixies.
>Twilghts learns to settle down with her new cute, random family

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>>27807141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R5A0pg4oN8

>>27822484
My heart is salivating

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>>27822991

>>27797574
>In other news, writing is going to be hard this next week
Yay eqg wants to write
Thats something

>be writing
>spend half an hour doing research and careful planning
>come up with several ideas, scrap them, and do more searching
>all to describe an outfit that will be mentioned offhand once and forgotten by the next post
I don't even know what I'm doing anymore

>>27823838
Poor anon

>>27824831
Whats with the geralt posting recently anon

>>27823838
I believe in you, nonnie!
What's the outfit? I know a lot about fashion

http://pastebin.com/eFMDdm64

Finally, after forever, this is back. When we last left Twilight, she and her friends were trying to figure out who's been sabotaging her attempts to join school clubs. Twilight is convinced it's Gilda, but Trixie has other ideas.

>"Trixie isn't sure, Twilight. Why would Gilda sabotage you? You already beat her once. Trixie got the impression she just wanted to be left alone."
"She's sabotaging me *because* I beat her! This is all just some ploy for revenge! Agh!"
>You feel your hamon starting to run out of control, little bolts of yellow energy crackling across your body
>"But how could Gilda be sabotaging you? Nothing that happened seemed like her stand's ability."
"I don't know! But your autism isn't helping anything!"
>Trixie hangs her head, admonished
>You feel the beginnings of guilt blossoming in your chest, but you're too angry to act on it now
>"Trixie... understands. She will go take her autism elsewhere."
"Wait! I didn't mean--"
>"No. Trixie understands."

>You are the Great and Powerful and Sometimes Accident-Prone Trixie
>Maybe the title should be shortened a bit
>There's no way it could have been Gilda sabotaging Twilight, you're sure of it
>Then again, it could just be your crippling social disorders throwing you off
>But the pieces don't add up
>You sit on a bench in the seldom-used third corridor, staring down at your shoes
>If not Gilda, then whom?
>Who else was there?
>You, Maud, and Moondancer, of course
>Who else?
>You only remember a few scattered students during Twilight's incidents
>So it would have had to be one of them, right?

>>27825577
>But who else was there...
>You close your eyes, memory scanning back through what you saw at the basketball tryouts, and before
>Twilight talked to Gilda at lunch, and she definitely seemed mad
>But Gilda doesn't have the means, or the motivation to sabotage Twilight
>Who else?
>She crashed into that one blue-haired girl at lunch, but...
>Wait a minute
>You grit your teeth, forcing yourself to recall everything from the tryouts
>You're not sure if the photographic memory came from being brutally, low-functioning autistic, or if it were just a coincidence
>That blue-haired girl...
>She was at the tryouts!

>You stop by your locker to grab a trenchcoat, magnifying glass, and fedora, figuring that any investigator with your comical lack of self-control should probably at least look the part
>"Rarity!"
>You knock on the door to the theater office, knowing Rarity will be inside
>She pokes her head out, looking slightly frazzled
>"Yes, darling?"
>She pushes her uncharacteristically-messy hair out of your eyes
>"Trixie needs to ask you some questions!"

>After a quick chat with Rarity, you have the information you need
>The girl's name is Coco
>Coco Pommel
>Apparently she was a theater kid too, for a while, before she started hanging around someone named Suri Polomare
>Since meeting Suri, she's been on a dangerous path, according to Rarity
>Could that path have lead to Sunset Shimmer?
>Either way, you need to find Twilight

>>27825622

"There you are!"
>You are Twilight Sparkle
>And you finally found Gilda
>Taking a deep breath, you funnel your hamon into your palms, ready to blast Gilda through the wall if you have to
>She turns, posting as she scowls
>Jagged little katakana float through the air around her, and a menacing purple aura forms around her shoulders
>"What the hell do you want, dweeb? I already told you, I don't want your stupid friendship."
"Oh, believe me, I'm through offering you friendship."
>Stepping across from her, you pose as Moondancer and Maud step up behind you, joining your pose
>A menacing thud echoes down the hallway, as you face down Gilda
"Why are you sabotaging my club tryouts? Are you really that petty?"
>"I have no idea what you're talking about, dork. I've got my own problems to worry about."
"Yeah? Then maybe you should stay out of my business."
>"Oh yeah? Is that a threat? You only won because I was distracted."
"Do I hear a rematch? I could use an excuse to let off some steam."
>Hamon crackles between your fingers, and your own aura begins to glow
>Gilda's eyes narrow as they lock onto yours
>The sound of footsteps echoes down the hallway, but you ignore them
>Driven by some unknown "start" signal, you and Gilda leap at each other
>Wings unfurl from her back as she calls her stand
>"「Blackmoore's Rainbow!」"
"Midnight-Purple Overdrive!"
>You slam your palm into the ground, blasting a wave of concentrated hamon through the concrete floor and into Gilda's body
>She grunts in pain as the energy floods her
>At the same time, 「Blackmoore's Rainbow」's attack hits you, a compressed ball of air knocking you across the hallway
>You hit a row of lockers, sliding down into a dazed, slumped position

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Fanart of this story's Gilda, by Nude

>>27825648
>Both you and Gilda take a moment to recover from the viciousness of each other's attack
>Your Overdrive has left her clothes smoldering, and has covered her arms and legs in ugly burn marks
>Meanwhile, the concussive force of 「Blackmoore's Rainbow」's attack sent you reeling, and you're still barely able to stand
>The two of you get to your feet, preparing for the next round of attacks
>"Wait!"
>Trixie sprints into view, wearing a ridiculous detective getup
>What an autist
>She runs up to you, panting heavily
>"Trixie... Trixie knows... Trixie knows who's sabotaging you!"
"Yeah, duh! It's Gilda! And I'm about to kick her ass!"
>"No! It's not! It's a different girl!"
"What?"
>You glance at Gilda, who snarls at you
>"I told you, dweeb. I don't give a shit about your stupid clubs."
"Then... who?
>"Her name is Coco Pommel! I checked the school schedule, and she should just be getting out of Home Economics! If we hurry, we can catch her!"
>You and Gilda lock eyes again
>"Told you it wasn't me, dweeb."
"Yeah, whatever. I'm still watching you. Try anything funny, and all three of us--"
>"Four of us!" Trixie chimes in
"All three of us will kick your ass. Understood?"
>"Good luck with that. But whatever. Let's nail this bitch so I can go back to things that matter."

And here's art of the story's Moondancer, and 「Moonchild」

>>27825704

>The three of you get to Ms. Harshwhinny's Home Econ class just as it's letting out
>And there she is, the blue-haired girl from yesterday
>She leaves class last, straggling behind the others
>Nobody talks to her, and she keeps her head down the entire time
"Hey!"
>You pose, pointing directly at Coco
>She squeaks in terror, trying to shrink against the wall
>"Um, uh, hey! D-do I know you?"
"Skip the small talk! I know what you've been doing to my club tryouts!"
>"W-what? No! I haven't been sabotaging them with my stand at all!"
>She crosses her hands over her mouth
>"I mean, um... uh... bye!"
>Coco takes off, sprinting for the doors at the end of the hallway
>You start to run after her, but Moondancer stops you
>"Don't worry, Twilight! I'll get her!"
>Under her breath, she mutters:
>"For Twi-senpai..."
>And then she poses, calling upon her stand
>"「Moonchild!」"
>A beam of light streaks from her palm, forming the familiar four-armed monstrosity
>It streaks towards Coco, reading to crush her with a powerful quadruple-punch...
>Coco squeaks in terror, throwing herself to the ground with her arms over her head
>But 「Moonchild」stops short, just over a meter away from Coco
>Moondancer curses
>"Dammit! She's outside my range! I'll have to move closer!"
>But when Moondancer tries to step forward, she finds her feet are rooted to the floor
>"N-nani!? I can't move!"

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>>27825801
Forgot pic

>>27825577
Yay twilights bizzare adventure is back

>>27825801
>Coco sighs in relief, shaking like a leaf as she gets back to her feet
>"It's t-the power of my stand! 「O.T. Genasis」!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vYnas6q3Sg

>She strikes the meekest pose you've ever seen, holding out her right hand
>And there, floating above her palm, is a spool of rainbow thread
"That's your stand? *That's* the thing that sabotaged me? It looks pathetic!"
>You try to charge Coco, but also find yourself rooted to the spot
"M-Masaka! I'm frozen too!?"
>You use a current of hamon to strengthen your legs, but an invisible force holds them rooted to the ground
"How!?"
>"My stand! It has the power to bind any two objects together. I know that's not very impressive..."
>She hangs her head, little depressed katakana floating down around her brow
>"But it's enough! I did what Suri asked!"
>Trixie speaks up now
>"Ha! Trixie knew you were working for her! She made you join with Sunset Shimmer, didn't she?"
>Coco goes pale
>"Um, uh... n-no! Totally not! She totally didn't swear fealty to Sunset in exchange for saving my life! I mean... ep."
>She forcibly shuts her mouth
>"B-but it doesn't matter now! I did what Suri asked! I've g-got all of you trapped here! And now, when I tell her, she'll finally like me again! I mean, uh... I'll tell her, and our mission will be complete!"
>Coco tries for an evil laugh, but it comes out as more of a squeaky giggle
>Moondancer growls in frustration, and 「Moonchild」makes another swipe at Coco
>She's still out of range though, and Moondancer is unable to move
>Maud, meanwhile, regards her feet with passive curiosity
>Looking down at your own, you can faintly see the rainbow threads wrapping around them and leading back into the ground
>There has to be a way to break them, right?
>You attempt to blast the threads with hamon, but your energy can't flow through anything immaterial
"Dammit! We're stuck! How do we get out of this?"

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>>27825219
He is a cool guy, he likes to make fun of cucks and he is a good source for top quality reaction images. He is like 4chan in the crusades.
>>27825577
I am loving this green senpai.
>>27826069
>Coco's stand is pathethic
As expected.
Also, fuck that song, I spent 1 week singing that I'm in love with the CoCo.

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And here's some art of Coco and O.T. Genasis! More posts coming later tonight!

>>27826069
>"You can't! My 「O.T. Genasis」's bond can't be broken! As long as you're in my range, you're stuck."
>"Actually, no we're not."
>Maud reaches down, and unlaces her sneakers
>"You didn't bind us to the floor. You just bound my shoes."
>She steps out of her sneakers, leaving them stuck to the ground
>Maud begins to slowly walk towards Coco, "menacing" symbols appearing behind her
>"Eep! I mean, uh... th-that's what you think! 「O.T. Genasis」!"
>More threads appear, wrapping through Maud's socks and binding them to the floor
>Maud glances down, and slips out of her socks
>Barefoot, she steps onto the floor
>Trixie is the first to make the connection
>"Maud! She can only bind things that are touching! And one thing can only be bound to one other thing at a time! That's her weakness!"
>"So that means..."
>"It m-means I can still stop you! I'll bind your feet themselves to the floor! 「O.T. Genasis」, bind her!"
>Threads appear from the floor, circling around Maud's feet
>Coco wipes her forehead, relieved
>"Ha! I told you! You c-can't escape my「O.T. Genasis」!"
>Maud leans down...
>And smashes a single punch into the ground
>The school floor shatters, huge cracks running through the concrete
>Maud lifts up her right foot...
>And a chunk of concrete the size of your head goes with it, still bound to her by the thread
>Maud just stares at Coco, and speaks in her monotone voice
>"You can't bind me to the entire earth. That's too powerful for any stand. You can only bind me to a piece of it."
>She points at the concrete now tied to the bottom of her foot
>"This piece. It's not as heavy as it looks."

I'm just going to drop this here.
It's Tara talking about her lesbian experience
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/985446/Tara%20Strong%20Lesbian%20Experience.flac

>>27825809
I'd defeat her with my 「Meat Serpent」.

>>27825809
>>27826839
Holy should did you draw this, I haven't seen this good art faggotry since the days of Souls in equestria based artfag

The Art style really tells 'jojolion' to me but I love it none the less. JoJo's bizarre adventure part 9 Twilight Jojokle

>>27827131
Nude drew it

When's the next faggy MLPcon thing? I motion we all get "Hi, I'm /nst/" shirt stickers and wear them if we go.

Question!
Stories Anon x twilight?
Sorry, new in 4 chan. till now, all i had was fimfiction.

>>27827657
There are some more but I am busy:
http://pastebin.com/fkyAUths - Original SciTwi and Anon.
http://pastebin.com/qU90T9fG - Traplight.
http://pastebin.com/u/nohooves Look for Alt- SciTwi.

>>27827721
>Traplight
Bruh the Twilight x Anon part of Traplight takes up like 1/16 of the story. Piss of with that.

>>27827783
theres also MUPPET

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>>27827794
No. There isn't, unless you consider Moondancer to be a rip-off of Twilight, which she is.
>>27827783
It's better than link him to Romance for Once.

>>27827825
>No. There isn't, unless you consider Moondancer to be a rip-off of Twilight, which she is.
In this I meant for the show, this isn't criticism to Chronos's writing, which is pretty good.

>>27827487
The next one is we dont have one yet

>>27828941
>>27827487

Any fags headed to bronycon?

>>27828963
Everybody at bronycon is a fag

>>27829174
....touche

but yeah a nst meetup might be cool if anyone is going.

>>27829252
I would consider going if it was near me and at a reasonable time of the week. I'm not driving 300 fucking miles just to hang around a bunch of smelly autists on the off chance I might run into someone cool.

>>27827657
Hi new person! Welcome to meme hell <3
And yeah, we don't have a ton of Anon x Scilight, because we memed it all out of existence
We have mostly lesbians.
http://pastebin.com/qU90T9fG With or without nuts.