Nightly Scilight Thread #110

>>27861555
First for welcome back EqG

So who here is excited for Legends of Everfree

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>>27861679
I still haven't seen Friendship Games
:^(

>>27861555
Write a one-shot based on the OP pic: Velvet guiding, loving, and encouraging Tiny Twi as she slowly explores the world around her and discovers her love of science.

>>27862044
or velvet being the world's best mom

>>27862821
No, please, no.

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Now this is a badass doggo, not like Spike, that fucking doglet.

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>>27863144
>Filename related.

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0/10
√ Would neuter.

>>27863335
>eats poop
seems right

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>>27863335
Just look at that face, he is clearly on the spectrum.

>>27863335
So is Ember a dog too?

>>27863933
Yes

>>27863885
I thought that white stuff on her shoulder was something else at first

>>27864057
Looks like birdpoop, desu.

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I don't waifu any of these characters. I just have a soft spot for dykeshit c:^

>>27863885
Is there a Daydream Shimmer pair to this? If so can you post it in the Sunset thread?

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>>27862044
>>27862821
>Did you know?
>Jupiter is two and a half times the size of all the other planets in the solar system put together!
>It has 67 moons: Io, Europa, Callisto, and Ganymede are the biggest and the coolest!
>They are all named after figures from Greek mythology!
>The planet is most well known for its "Great Red Spot", which is—
>"Twilight, are you deaf? I've been calling your name for ages!"
"H-Huh? S-Sorry Mommy, I w-was just reading a-and didn't hear you."
>Mommy frowns like she does a lot
>You bring your book up to your face, barely peeking over the weighty textbook as your bangs hang over your eyes
>"I know you could hear me. You can hear me now, can't you? But not when I was yelling your name, is that it?"
"Y-Yeah, b-but I was r-reading, s-so I c-cou—"
>"So that book is more important to you than the dinner I just finished cooking for you? When I was a little girl, I never disrespected my mother like this. Do you even appreciate the things I do for you?"
"I-I don't understand! I r-really, really d-didn't hear you! I-I'm sorry, I—"
>"Don't lie to me! You're just like your father!"
>Mommy snarls and slams the door shut
>The bang is really loud, like a shake going all through you, and something about it makes you cry
>"You can spend the rest of your day reading then! Don't eat! Starve to death in your room!"
>You scurry under the blankets with your book and sob
>Mommy would love you more if you weren't so bad, but you can't help it
>Tear drops splotch the page
>Ms. Cheerilee will be mad if you return another book with the pages all messed up again...
>Did you know?
>Jupiter is a gas planet, originally discovered by Galileo Galilei (his parents must have loved him a lot to give him such a cool name!) in 1610!
>In 1633, Galileo was sentenced to house arrest by the Inquisition, for learning too much about Jupiter
>You wonder if he was lonely, too

>>27865217
stop stealing muh prompts
you can actually steal them I like it when people write

>>27865217
Is this who I think it is? The feeling of having my morning ruined says yes.

Holy fuck this shit is still going? I stopped following at thread #20.

>>27865637
Because dykeshit

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>>27865666

>>27865632
I thought it was someone specific and if you thought of the same person then I am pretty sure it is that person

>>27865217
Why?

>>27865996
Suffering

>>27865217
Was this really necessary? Is it really necessary to hurt twilight just because you can? There's no more to this story than sadness. It's not good. It's like kicking sand in a kid's face. Come back when you learn to write.

>>27866030
>Is it really necessary to hurt twilight just because you can?
Someone hasnt read rfolight or stalkerlight

Wheres seaurchin?
I saw a couple people ask about him in the last thread but I dont think I saw him post

>>27866036
Or World's Best Mom

>>27866111
>Or World's Best Mom
but he just read part of World's Best Mom

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no r9klight yet huh

>>27866225
r9klight is never happening

>>27866240
r9klight will eventually happen
I know it

>>27866222
This is a new part, desu. He surely hasn't read the original.

>>27866302
I don't need to read the original to know it'll be more of the same edgy nonsense. If you enjoy your content being meaningless then fine by me. I'm just pointing out the fact that "sad" one shots that try so hard to manipulate emotion are hack writing of the highest order.

Is the sad clown prophecy coming true?

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>>27866425
It already happened in real life.

>>27865217
Fuck you, this still makes me mad.

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>mfw all these angry responses to worlds best mom

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>>27865217

You can't write and your grasp of negative emotion is trite at absolute best.

>>27866689
>judging someones writing based off of one post
wew

>>27866689
"Look at how edgy I am. Bad things are lame and uncool. I only participate in the dankest of memes, like Avengers 2: Age of Quiptron."

How is /nst/ doing? Any bronycon attendees?

>>27865217
>Somewhere in the world, this is happening.
That's why this makes my blood boil.

>>27867326
Bronycon is kinda okay

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>I miss the old /nst/, straight from the 'Go /nst/
>Write all the stories /nst/, make all the feels /nst/
>I hate the new /nst/, the bad thread /nst/
>The always dead /nst/, shit in the board /nst/
>I miss the sweet /nst/, type up the dykes /nst/
>I gotta to say, at that time I'd like to meet /nst/
>See I invented /nst/, it wasn't any /nst/'s
>And now I look and look around and there's so many /nst/'s
>I used to love /nst/, I used to love /nst/
>I even had the blue Trixie, I thought I was /nst/
>What if /nst/ wrote a green, about /nst/?
>Called "I Miss The Old /nst/," man that would be so /nst/
>That's all it was /nst/, we still love /nst/
>And I love you like /nst/ loves /nst/

>>27868207
I love /nst/

>>27868249
I love it too anon

In legends of everfree twilight is supposed to have magic. What do you think she will do with it?

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give us the boringlight jeff

>>27868340
Kill all shimmigrants.

>>27866777
There are no strings on those trips

>>27868646
we need to build the wall

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>>27869224
>not posting the superior brown version
Remember lads, Megasweet (praise be unto he) gave us chocolight with love

>>27869345
>brown twilight
WHERES MY WHITE OR PURPLE TWILIGHT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>27869398
Still looks pretty white to me. Just a bit tan. Y'know, like people that go outside.

>>27869415
>like people that go outside.
but twilight doesnt go outside

>>27869345
Ah, it's just a light than.
Normally I would be sperging with rage.

>>27869555
*light tan
Fucking cell phone.

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>>27865217
Why would you do this

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Twilights need to check their universe privilege since they never get oppressed for being magic ponies.
#stopshimmershaming

>>27870559
The shimmigrants have killed many Trixie officers recently
#trixielivesmatter

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rerorerorerorerorerorerorerorero

>>27870874
>Twilight will never knot a cherry lewdly while looking at you.

Trixie lives obviously don't matter if she's so eager to commit suicide

>>27871553
>"Trixie doesn't want to kill herself"
"RACIST"

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>>27868241
>tfw your first post in /nst/ in months is a shitty parody of a Kanye West song shitpost

miss ya, guys

>>27872126
welcome back man

>>27863335
dog Spike is sexiest Spike.

>>27872137
but he isnt sexy

>>27872282
Negro, do you even furfag?

>>27872756
no
I wanna fug twilight

>>27869345
>brown
>superior
The only thing brown is superior at is whining about how da wyatt mane be puttin em down.
I'm sorry, that's not entirely true. That's dark brown. Light brown tends to be superior at climbing obstacles and stealing from gringos. Sandy brown also has this pretty cool trick where they turn themselves into firecrackers. Basically though, brown is superior in all the worst ways.

Also,
>completely changing the outfit
You really screwed the pooch on this one.

>>27869345
I didn't know you had such bad opinions.

>>27869415
Going outside doesn't give you a tan, you stupid shit. Why do you think the people of northern Europe evolved pasty milky skin in times with no sunscreen? It wasn't because they stayed inside, that's for sure. Tanning depends entirely on where you are in the world and how much sun you let destroy your skin. I happen to go outside a lot because of my job, but I'm still pretty damn white because I take care of my skin and enjoy not getting cancer.

>>27874133
There should be a new oe of these

Im sick nst help

>>27876133
Drink a big carton of orange juice.

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>>27876133
Have a picture to feel better.

>>27876314
Yay
EqG is a trumplight supporter

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>>27876451
This was known.
Though I (>>27876314) am not EQGWF.

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>>27876451
>EqG is a trumplight supporter
Could not be further from the truth.

I support being on the right side of history. Xenophobic bullies like Donald (Trump) Drumpf will never define us. Instead, the rest of humanity can progress forward into a more diverse and accepting world while old white men can clamor over the fact that women and blacks get to vote. As a PoC transwomyn of color demiromantic pokekin, I understand that there has been one womyn fighting for social justice her entire life, and that womyn is Hillary Clinton. We can have our first womyn President. America is ready for Hillary, and so am I.

Disclaimer: Should the aforementioned "EQGWF" show up dead at some point in the future, please note that such a death is a suicide, even should the suicide have involved: shooting oneself in the back of the head multiple times; stuffing oneself into a suitcase; encasing said suitcase in concrete; throwing said concrete encrusted case into the ocean; etc. Even if video evidence should arise showing "EQGWF" being "murdered", one should always note that they most probably set it up themselves as an elaborate form of suicide. Hillary Clinton has never done anything wrong in her life, is a good person, and is someone the American people can trust. #I'mWithHer

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>>27876534
>As a PoC transwomyn of color demiromantic pokekin
I keked in real life.
Have some Foundation memes.

>>27876534
Do people not know that Drump is dialectal German for Triumph? The German word Triumph sound like Tree-oomf, and reducing diphthongs and voicing unvoiced plosives is common in European dialects.

>>27876534
but you arent eqg

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>>27876728
Anon, that is EQG.
Belive in the me who believes in you!

>>27876757
no you arent want to know how I can tell?

>>27876796
Go ahead

>>27876796
>no you arent want to know how I can tell?
Because you are a retard who can't read?
"Anon, that is EQG."
"That" as in, not me (>>27876757) but this poster (>>27876534).
Remove yourself from the gene pool, and I don't mean kill yourself, I mean don't breed.

>>27876806
because the real eqg posted in this thread without a name

>>27876910
Are you going to make me look in the archives just to make me shut you whore mouth?

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>>27876940
>>27876910
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/username/EQGWF/page/3/
Literally 5 pages telling you to fuck off.
>Feels good desu.
As I said, remove yourself from the gene pool.

>>27876940
I mean in this very thread so no archives needed, just a scroll wheel
also eqg is a nice person and wouldnt say something like that

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>>27877041
Anon, I am not trying to impersonate her, I don't even know why you brought that up.
I mean sure, I was the imposter in the last thread but I have been posting anonymously in this thread.
I post pictures of Tomoko because I like the character.
These posts:
>>27876314
>>27876481
>>27876757
>>27876894
>>27876940
>>27877028
Are all me.
You can tell that this blogposting whore (>>27876534) posts in the same way as the blogposting whore in the archive.
And that Clinton post is the latest meme in /pol/ which EQGWF loves.
Now, I would like to apologize to your gene pool, breed if you want, today has been a bad day and I am angry as fuck.
With love, Anonymous.

>>27877151
and I am not saying any of them are eqg
the only things I said were
>You arent eqg
>eqg posted in THIS thread
>and that post didnt have a name


>>27865217
right here is eqg

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>>27877207
She also did that in the times of yore Anon, like that oneshot where little Twi was forced by her mother to recieve tickles from men.
Or oneshots where she posted sad shit, were all anonymous.
And in the same thread she would blogpost or post with her name on.
And she is a blogposting whore, this is her main attribute (besides good writing)
It's not hard to put a name in the name field.
You also said: "also eqg is a nice person and wouldnt say something like that"
"no you arent want to know how I can tell?"
While replying to my posts so make up your mind, amigo.

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>>27876534
When is the r9klight coming, familia?
Or at least RfO.

>>27876534
The Weimar Republic was one of the first nations to give women the right to vote. In less than 20 years, it had the worst economic collapse in human history, bordered on civil war dozens of times, and finally transformed into Nazi Germany, which didn't allow women to vote, and which also happened to see the greatest economic recovery in human history.

Women have had the right to vote in Australia and Britain for almost 100 years. That speaks for itself

Women gained the right to vote in America in 1920. Except for some high points in the two world wars (which were spearheaded by men) and a few "we're the best" achievements (in fields dominated by men), it's been all down hill.

>>27877903
#trixie lives matter

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So, dear people from /nst/ I love you all.

And I need your help.
So, I have this big test tomorow, chemistry test, and I have been procrastinating like crazy, I literally can't concentrate on the subject so I need to do something that will surely put me in the hospital. No alcohol or drugs.

Any help? Please?

>>27878098
That depends entirely on how long you want to stay and how big of a bill you can handle.

>>27878163
Do you know what would happen to me if I took 30-40 miligrams of loratadine ?

>>27878215
>>27878163
Nevermind that does nothing.
Let's say 3 days, least amount of damage.

>>27872133
hey

>>27878235
I have seen the name "PrisonedMuffin" before.
Welcome back, OP.
Also any tips on how to maybe kill myself?

>>27878276
Mix bleach and ammonia and blow through a straw to make some sick crystals. Fun for the whole family.

>>27878215
Look Anon, Immo do you a solid and get you off easy. Get a cast iron skillet and throw it in the oven with some hamburgers or something. When they're thoroughly cooked, you grab that shit with your dominant hand and take it out. You're a man making meat away from the safety of his grill. How were you supposed to know the pan was hot? You don't bake, you grill! You'll also be in the hospital for a night, get some bandages and burn cream, and won't be able to use that hand for 1-2 weeks depending on how long you held the handle like a simpering retard.

>>27878098
just study it
if we learned anything from EqG is if you dont do it people will still expect it
EqG got lucky but since its a grade it will be a 0 even if you get in to a hospital

>>27878361
>EqG got lucky but since its a grade it will be a 0 even if you get in to a hospital
Pffft. I am the luckiest person alive in my shithole country, I am the "teachers puppet" without even trying.
>>27878303
I actually was doing crystals as a side project for school.
I might just eat one.
>>27878316
Thanks senpai, but I actually need that hand to procrastinate and play vidya.

>>27878443
Teacher's pet or Teacher's puppet? Those are two very different things.

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>>27878514
Teacher's pet, sorry senpai, I am on edge, don't even know what I am writing.
I don't think there is a term such as teacher's puppet, tbqhwyf.
Most people see me as a hard working person even though my grades are average at best.

>>27878577
Look man, you don't even need to go to the hospital. If you're so worried about the test, just don't go. Call in sick. You probably have good enough attendance that they'd buy it.

Or you could just go take the test anyway. I didn't study for one measly minute since 3rd grade and I got perfectly fine grades all the way through school. If you're even half paying attention in class, just enough to let the words slip into your mind, you'll ace it.

>>27878652
I will try and do it.
If that doesn't work I will just swallow a CuSO4 crystal in the middle of the test, ez pz.

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>Me, right now.

>>27878717
That is the best picture any editfag has made for us

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>>27878727

This shit is back! When we last left off, Moondancer had made an "arrangement" with Sugarcoat in exchange for a mysterious book, and Twilight had plans for a dinner date with her mom.

Get caught up at https://www.anonpone.com/scitwi/

>>27282902
>>27317523
>>27306886
>>27306790

>Before Moondancer leaves, she gives you one final, pleading look
>"I'll s-see you in a bit, Twilight..."
>She hangs her head, and follows Sugarcoat out of the room
>What was that about?
>What kind of 'arrangement' do they have?
>Mentally, you shrug, figuring that Moondancer can handle herself
>After all, she understood what she was getting into, right?
>You'll trust her to take care of whatever this 'arrangement' entails
>Meanwhile, you pull out your phone, and scroll down to your mom in your contacts
>The picture of her panties is still there, tantalizing you with just how little they cover
>She really is gorgeous, isn't she?
>Before your brain can stop you, your hands are already typing out a message
[Hey! :) Thinking of you <3]
>And just that like that, it's sent
>Shit, did you lay things on a little too thick?
>You don't want to weird her out just before your date
>Goddammit, why can't you just text like a normal human--
>"A-AH! N... NYAH! AH!"
>Your thoughts are interrupted by a series of shrill cries of pain from Moondancer, emanating from a room somewhere in the mansion

[1/2]

>>27878790
>Is... is she okay?
>You glance down at the book, starting to worry
>Your phone buzzes with a text from your mom, but you don't check it
>Moondancer's okay, right?
>She agreed to this, after all
>But she did look pretty nervous...
>Should you risk trying to find her, even if it could mess up the deal?

What do?

Current Inventory:
-School Books
-Two random Power Ponies issues
-Toy Shuriken
-Phone (Mom, Gilda, Mane5)
-Friendship bracelet
-Mark of insight
-New Text from Velvet

>>27878797
Check phone, read more sexts from world's best mom.

>>27878797
Can we die?
If yes, stay reading texts.
If not, threaten Sugarcoat with the shuriken.

>>27878914
Twilight can die, yes. If that happens, you'll respawn at the last post before the fatal choice was made.

>>27878933
Well, going to risk it.
Don't let her see the shuriken, just use it as a knife and pressure it on her back and tell her to give you the book and leave Moondancer alone.

>>27878933
>Momfuckquest is back
Thank you, based man
We should approach, using phone to record whats happening in case its illegal... Or profitable

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>>27873668
c:^
>pic related

So in less bantery shitposty news: I'm gonna be updating FwU tonight!

>EqG is back
>OP is back
>Jeff is back
hopefully other writers like BBSA and InstantCoffee will be back

>>27879487
I never left :^

>>27879065
>>27878988
>>27878797
>>27878826

>You glance down at your phone, opening the text from your mom
>[Hey! Thinking about you too, special girl <3 Can't wait for dinner tonight!]
>Your heart physically hurts from how sweet that is
>And, you know...
>Your mom wouldn't want you to be the kind of girl to just sit around while your friend gets hurt!
>You're not going to let Sugarcoat torture Moondancer anymore!
>It's time to stop this!
>Reading through the text one more time for good luck, your each into your backpack and grab your toy shuriken
>You're... you're going to save Moondancer!
>A true friend protects their friend!
>Ninja honor!
>Brandishing the shuriken, you sprint towards the source of Moondancer's screams

>Sugarcoat's mansion opens up before you, hallway after sprawling hallway confusing you almost immediately
>You strain your ears, stopping at an intersection of two hallways and a grand foyer
>Moondancer's screams seem to echo just slightly to the left, and you take off in that direction
>Finally, you come to a tall mahogany door, stopping short as you realize Moondancer's screams are coming from within
>Whipping out your phone with your right hand, you prepare to record the incident, while your left holds the shuriken to defend yourself
>And then you kick the door in

[1/2]

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>>27879590
>The first think you notice is that there are a *lot* of TV's in this room
>Each wall is completely covered in identical flat-screen plasma TV's, blanketing the room like some kind of creepy, glowing mantle
>And each one of them is playing Bee Movie
>Moondancer is on the floor, resting on her hands and knees
>And she's completely naked, except for a torn, fuzzy bee outfit
>The outfit itself comes complete with plastic wings and an antennae headpiece
>Her skirt is hiked up to her waist, leaving her ass bare
>Sugarcoat stands behind her, a wooden paddle painted to look like a jar of honey in her hand
>She swings the paddle, hitting Moondancer's butt with a loud *smack*
>Moondancer howls in pain
>"Just bee yourself!"
>Sugarcoat hits her again, and Moondancer whimpers
>"I'll b-bee myself!"
>"You're right you will! Ha!"
>Sugarcoat cackles, raising the paddle again
"Stop!"
>Both girls freeze
>Sugarcoat turns to look at you, smirking, while Moondancer just hangs her head
>She looks absolutely humiliated, and tears begin to pour down her cheeks
>Immediately, your hatred for Sugarcoat rises in your chest
>You raise the shuriken, pointing it at her
"Let her go."
>"Oh, certainly, Twilight. When she's fulfilled her side of the bargain."
"I'm serious! We're leaving, and we're taking the book with us!"
>"And you think you're going to take Moony from me? Silly Twi..."
>Sugarcoat brandishes the paddle like a knife
>"If you want to take her, you'll have to go through me."

What do?

For combat, almost every post will be counted. Respond with the attack you'd like to perform within reason. If the last two digits of the post number are more than 50, the attack hits! If they're less, then the attack fails, and Twilight is damaged. If they're dubs, then the attack auto-wins!

Current Inventory:
-Toy Shuriken
-Phone (Mom, Gilda, Mane5)
-Lewd Recording

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>>27879744
>AGGRESS
Specifically, cautiously attack

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>>27879744
>>"Just bee yourself!"
god dammit Jaffa Mancum

>>27879744
Take another good look at the [Lewd Recording]. Channel the immense amount of lust into our fist and strike.

>>27879744
Bend over and make lewd noises. Lure Sugarcunt into dropping her guard.

Once she drops her guard trying to paddle us, we'll kick her in the balls. Girls have balls, right?

>>27880012
Some CoC tactics, eh?

>>27879744
Use the power of CQC!

Jeff, please, tell me what's up with you and that movie? Do you have some kind of fetish for it?

>>27880429
bee yourself anon

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>>27880395
>Snake remember the basics of CQC

>>27861555
Holy shit this is adorable, and I know thats velvet but I cant help but see her as trixie raising loli twilight

>>27880715
that is also pretty cute

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I present Episode 23: New Life

>Static breaks your concentration
>You silence your phone and look up to the speakers, just as Sunny does
>"Sparkle, Twilight Sparkle, report to the dean's office, immediately."
>A... Man's voice. Hunh.
>You and Sunny share a look, and she immediately hops off the counter
>She grins. "I suppose our day off is to be cut short~!"
"Y-yeah... Unf-fortunately."
>She clasps her hands together and giggles. "But~ That doesn't mean we can't spend more time together today~"
>You smirk. "I-I don't th-think I c-can sneak out a-again."
>Sunny paws at the air. "No~ Silly~ We'll reunite at the club room after school~"
"Th-that sounds g-great."
>That thought puts a smile on your face

>It's been a while since you've wandered Crystal Prep by yourself
>Up until last Monday, you didn't need to attend any classes...
>You did anyway, but at some point, your teacher would just send you off to privately study in your lab
>Now it's different
>A bird outside perches on one of the crystal window sills
>Now you have to go to class, and you'll likely never recover from the mediocrity that other Twilight has established
>The bird stares at you and leaves
>You watch it bob through the air
>It may be impossible to get back to your previous prestige, from back... Where you came from
>You furrow your brow
>Are you going back or not?
>At this point, you really don't have any option but to live this new life
>No Everton, no high grades, no... Parents. You think?
>Sighing, you continue
>This place is nice, but it isn't your home
>Your friends are great, but they aren't your friends
>Your sisters are amazing and pretty and just like back home, but this isn't home
>Sniff
>You have to stop and lean against a locker, unprepared for all this at once
>You close your eyes and start slowly breathing
>In
>And out
>In. And out.
>You're stuck
>With a few blinks, you continue on
>You're stuck here until you can figure out what is happening or what has happened or whatever

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>>27881278

>"Hey."
"H-huh?"
>You pause, the back of your knuckle floating in front of the dean's door
>Slowly, you turn and look back at the source
>A gangly haired student with huge glasses is sitting there in one of the waiting seats
>He's small enough that it's not a surprise that you didn't notice him
>For some reason, he's wildly out of uniform
>He weaves his fingers together as he leans forward. "Don't go in the office."
>You look between him and the door
"W-why?"
>"Dean is busy." He furrows his brow as he stares at your feet
>Sighing, you look around for a seat
>The only two are next to him
>He eyes you up and down as you try to avoid eye contact
>"Hey."
>You look at him, and he flinches back with a scowl
>"Who are you?"
>You go to respond, but don't bother. Instead, you pull out your student ID, and silently hand it to him
>He wearily grabs it
>"Twilight Sparkle... Any relation to... Ya know."
>You blink a few times, furrow your brow, and stare at him
>He tosses back your ID and raises his hands
>"We're all cool here, amigo..."
>You shove your ID away with a sigh
>You want the dean to not be busy, like right now
>"Seriously, any friend of hers is a friend of mine. How is she?"
"G-good."
>"G-good?"
>2016
>Mocking your stutter
>You give him a glare, and he jumps out of his seat
>He points down at you with a snarl. "You women are all the same! I-I knew I couldn't trust you to at least have a civil conversation!"
>Literally what
>The weird kid gives you the bird and silently screams under his breath
>"I'm not going to let you fucking feminists win."
>He makes a mad dash for the hall, hopefully to never be seen again...
>Come on
>Don't you have enough to deal with without more random encounters?

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>>27881309

>At around 1:30 PM, a woman enters the waiting room
>She's kind of hot
>She smirks and approaches the dean's door
>You almost stop her, but she knocks anyway
>A loud but calm "Enter" responds and she looks back at you
>"You are Twilight Sparkle, yes? Are you coming?"
>With a startled grunt of acknowledgement, you join the pretty woman in the Dean's office
>Which is pretty much how you expected it
>However, you do notice something strange
>Namely the Dean
>You have no idea who this gentleman is, but he appears to be an athletically built 30-something
>He raises a hand, splaying it out for both of you
>"Ah yes... Twilight Sparkle, Vice Principal Luna, a treat to have you both here at once."
>His accent sounds... South Equestrian?
>"Thank you for having me, Dean Ahuizotl."
>Ahuizotl
>The hell kind of name is that?
>"The pleasure is all mine." He coolly relaxes back
>"It has come to my attention... That there is an issue, Ms. Luna?"
>Luna calmly glances toward you and back to the dean
>"Your student has been getting into fights with one of my students."
>Oh
>Fuck
>Ahuizotl looks to you, smiles, and looks back up to Luna. "Is that so? Ms. Sparkle here... She is an out of the way girl."
>Luna crosses her arms. "I'm not sure I follow."
>The dean smirks and sits up, weaving his fingers as he gazes up at his visitor. "I mean I do not believe you, Ms. Luna. Ms. Sparkle here, she is ah..." He holds his hand aloft until the word bursts out
>"Cloistered." He licks his lips
>With a chuckle, he continues, "She does not have the charisma or force of will necessary to achieve our highest expectations. I sincerely doubt that she has the ambition to "Bully" any person, especially the ehm..."
>Again he rolls his hand. "Ah..." He furrows his brow.
"U-uh..."
>He perks up and looks to you
>You cringe and try to add the word for him. "I-indomitable?"
>Ahuizotl smirks up at Luna. "You see? She is so timid, she overestimates your student's ferocity."
>Uh huh

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>>27881340

>So you've been sitting, listening to these two argue for a while
>It's almost time for school to get out
>"Well, if that's all you needed..." Ahuizotl says for the twentieth time as he stands for the tenth time
>He holds out his hand, firmly ignoring Luna. "I think it a good time to wrap this up."
>Luna blinks, scowling at the well-due interruption
>Without much of a word, she shakes his hand and turns heel
>She pauses and looks at you
>Luna narrows her eyes and when she speaks, you think...
>"Have a good day, Ms. Sparkle."
>...her teeth are more jagged than before
>You watch her go
>No sooner has she closed the door than Ahuizotl bursts out laughing
>After a moment of laughing to himself, he straightens out his suit and stands up
>He clears his throat. "Ms. Sparkle."
>Fuck how do you pronounce his name
>Fuck
"S-sir."
>Nice
>Ahuizotl steps around his desk and toward you with a jagged grin. "Good acting."
>What
>He gives you a short bow and leans against the front of his desk
>"I haven't heard much of you. You've been a very average student. I was afraid you were falling into... Ah, mediocrity." He crosses his arms with a grin
>"Until just recently, your test scores have been pathetic. Not what is wanted at Crystal Prrrep. But recently..."
>He grabs a folder and peeks in
>"In five minutes, you completed a quarterly mathematics assessment." He grins at you. "Seventeen minutes before any other."
>He sets the folder down. "Your teachers all say the same. At first they suspected you of cheating, but your skill is backed by careful notes and procedure..."
>You let yourself smile. This sounds like praise
>"And then this happens."
>You frown
>"No, no, smile."
>You awkwardly do so.
>"For performing admirably and beyond, and proving your conviction to upholding Crystal Prep's reputation to Canterlot High: consider this your last day in your current classes, Ms. Sparkle. Starting Monday, you will be put into classes that should better serve your skill set."

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>>27881361

>This is amazing
>Is this happening?
>What is this even, like for real
>"Ms. Sparkle, are you there?"
>You blink, and look up at the dean
>He's surprisingly buff. He must be popular with most of the girl students
"Y-yeah..."
>He stands you up again and you take a deep breath
>"If you are well, then you should go home. School is dismissed for the day."
>Just like that?
>You check around for a clock
>2:30 PM
>Hunh
>He's ignoring you now, so
>You leave?

>Well that was.. Kind of great, actually
>Like seriously!
>You... Might get back into Everton!
>Maybe though...
>You lean against a window sill, and watch the snow fall as you just smile
>Maybe not though, but being recognized for your academic skills is always a good thing
>Its the first time anyone in Crystal Prep has done so
>You should tell Shiney!
>You whip out your phon-
>30+ messages
>By Odin's beard
>Hm...
>Okay so the girls are asking you to come by the lab, so that's 28 messages
>And you have three messages from Shiney
>'Hey Twi'
>'Good news!'
>'I passed my exams! Your big sister is gonna be a cop! :D'
>That's...
>Wow!
>Everything's turning great!
'That's amazing! I also have good news! My grades are getting really really high, and my teachers are actually going to move me to better classes! c:'
>'omg that's great, Twi! You want to celebrate after I get out of work? We can go out to get some food!'
>Squeak. You can't help it, you never get to go out, and everything's just turning great right now
'Of course! I'm still at school, so I'll wait!'
>'Coming at 3:30!'
>You hurry on to the lab to share the news
>Ah, you were supposed to hang out today...
>Hm.
>Wonder what Sunny and Indy will think?
>You continue on, with a bit calmer of a pace

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>>27881397

>Your lab
>It's quiet outside the door
>Is anyone even in there?
>You grab the handle
>Quietly, you pull the door open, watching for any shenanigans
>"Shush."
>Pause
>"Twifam?"
>You smile and pull the door all the way
>There's your friends!
>"Ayy." Lem waves from her seat at the back
>Sour glances at you from where she's sitting down next to Lem and grins
>Sunny and Indy look away from Sugar as you enter
>"Ma petite~"
>"It's the bae."
>"Welcome back, Twiley, we were wondering where you were."
>Your smile broadens at the greetings and you wander in, closing the door behind you
"H-hi! S-sorry I'm late."
>You walk to your usual seat and lean against your desk
>Sunny giggles. "You're just in time~"
>"Oh yeah totally on time~" Sour sits upright, giving you a cute smile. "I was just getting bored." She scowls
>Lem chuckles. "Sure didn' seem that way..."
>Everyone seems to be in a good mood, and when you settle into your seat, they go back to their conversations
>Sunny and Indy are talking about a coming concert, which is sort of interesting
>Lem and Sour are going back and forth about... Fights
>At least it's something they have in common!
>Your gaze falls on Sugar, who's standing with her arms crossed across her belly as usual
>She has a small smile as she quietly listens to Sunny and Indy chat
>You give her a big grin, and she grins back as she stomps toward you
>She takes the seat next to you with a soft thud
>You both look at each other, about to say something
>You humbly let her go first
>"I don't think I need you to explain your intentions anymore, Twiley. They have been explained to me already by Sunny and Indigo, and I have to admit that I admire your goals..." She slowly falls silent and turns just her head toward you
>You do the same. She's staring up at you with a small smile
>"We were planning to hang out together, at Indigo's suggestion, to try and get to know each other better." She removes her glasses, which have fogged up a little

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>>27881414

>You watch as she polishes them again, then she continues.
>But you interrupt her by patting her
>Before she can say anything, Indy calls out
>"Hey, Sugarcoat? Can you come here?"
>She and you give Indy a confused look
>But Indy's just motioning her over to her and Sunny
>Sugar gives you a look, but you just smile and shoo her. "M-make friends."
>She bites her lip and stands up, tightly wrapping her arms together as she walks
>"Sugarcoat, lemme ask you... Who's the best classic rock band?"
>Oh gosh. Are they doing friend things?
>"Huh?" Sugar quickly looks between both Sunny and Indy and then back at you
>You give her a reassuring nod
>Sugar furrows her brow and looks back. "I... I'm not quite familiar with any classic rock bands, Indigo, so I wouldn't be able to give a real opinion...:"
>The three of them go quiet
>Sugar tenses up
>"That's cool."
>She freezes and stares at Indy, who grins as she whips out her phone. "You got headphones?"
>Sugar shakes her head
>Sunny produces a neatly coiled set of earbuds
>"Well, dear~ Let us show you our differing opinions~" She takes Sugar's hand and puts the earbuds in it
>Sugar looks between it and you, her face flushing
>You just smile for her
>She nervously smiles back and puts in the earbuds
>You giggle to yourself
>"Twifam! C'mere!"
>Huh?
>You wander toward Lem and Sour, who are both sitting together at the back of the room
>Lem grins up at you as she sits in her backwards chair. "Wanna help me figure out what Sour's sayin?"
>You look at Sour
>She sighs
>"I was just explaining that the lore and mythos of the Hyperspace Hyperwars setting can be retrofitted to any game or setting, and she doesn't get how that works."
"Ah."
>You grin wide at Lem. "Sh-she's just explaining th-that she's wrong a-at everything."
>There's silence
>Sour's cheeks puff up in indignant air
>"What!? You cunt!"
>You and Lem giggle
>"J-just a prank."
>You give her your best smirk and Lem starts roaring with laughing

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>>27881430

>You recline next to Lem and listen in to what Sour's talking about
>It's only this close that you can hear what's coming out of her headphones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdQYzEc6wYw

>Sour is on Hyperspace Hyperwars. She's really trying to sell porting the fluff to other games
>You and Lem silently listen for a while, and eventually, Sunny and Indy and Sugar come join you three at the back of the room
>This is relaxing
>Everyone's together at the back of the lab, talking about this and that
>And you've just been listening
>This is supercool
>Just having a circle of friends
>And they seem to get along with each other, like they have stuff in common
>Indy and Sour like fantasy stuff like dnd and shadowrun
>Sunny and Sugar float in and out of the conversation, trying to learn whatever they can
>Even Lem, who doesn't share any hobbies with anyone joins in, which is great!
>She's really interested in getting into nerd things, even though she knows next to nothing about them
>During a brief moment of silence between subjects, Sunny interjects
>"Incidentally~"
>She puts her hands together. "Zap and I were planning a get together after school~"
>Everyone focuses on her, and she happily titters. "But my home is too small~"
"O-Oh."
>Lem shrugs. "Well that sucks. My place is smaller."
"A-and m-my sister just t-told me to c-come home. W-we're celebrating."
>Sugar hums. "What are you celebrating, Twiley?"
>You grin. "U-uh, t-two things! A-actually."
>"Yeah, bae?"
>You hold up one finger. "F-first, my grades a-are really h-high."
>Sugar nods. "I've noticed that your notes are much better written, and you seem to be more studious lately. I didn't want to comment, but I am really impressed, Twiley."
>Lem grins and pats your back at that. "Looks like everything's turning up, huh Twifam?"
>You nod back, smiling.
"M-mhm. A-and second... M-my sister h-has passed her e-exam to become a-an officer." You smile at that again
>You can't believe how well things are going

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>>27881458

>"Your sis is gonna be a cop?"
>You look to Sour and nod. "Y-yeah."
>She gives you a blank look. "Huh."
>You give her your own blank look. "Y-yeah."
>"Just seems random." She grins and lays her cheek against her palm. "I'm happy for her though!"
>You nod. "S-so... I-I have t-to cancel."
>"That's too bad, Twiley." Sugar looks down a bit. Then she holds up her phone. "Because I've already gotten permission from my father for us all to hang out at my house with a movie and snacks. Maybe next time?"
>Aw
"A-aw..."
>Missing a movie...
>You bite your lip. "W-well..."
>Sunny giggles. "Don't worry, ma petite~"
>Indy smirks and reclines. "There'll be next time. When do you head out?"
>You check your phone
>3:25
"N-now."
>Everyone checks their phones
>"Oh shit, son." Indy stands up with her bag. "Well, who's walkin and who's taking my car?"
>"What kind of question is that...?" Sour mutters as she grabs her stuff as she gives Indy an incredulous look
>You wave at everyone as you step back. "S-see you a-all Monday!"
>"Bye Twiley, see you on Monday morning."
>"Bye, Twifam!"
>"Seeya Twilight."
>"Later, bae."
>"Au revior, ma petite~"
>With one last wave, you turn and continue wandering off down the hall, leaving the girls behind
>Off to see your brother
>Damn, he's been working on passing that test for years
>Congrats, Shiney!
>...Shiney
>Gleamy
>Same person, right?
>Yeah, same person
>You grew up together and all
>Just now boobs
>It's not possible that they have had any different experiences growing and developing that would cause them to be significantly different
>Your gait slows
>Your phone vibrates
>'I'm outside, Twi! Let's go :)'
>Gulp
>Nah, enough existential crises
>Today, a lot of good happened
>Keep walking, you nerd
>You got five girls who hate each other to stand spending time together
>You were finally commended for your good grades
>Your brother/sister is finally going to achieve his/her life long dream of serving the people
>Things are okay!

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>>27881479

>You pull out your phone and begin texting
'Where did you want to go, Gleamy?'
>You walk through the crystal halls at your own pace, phone in hand
>As you walk, you watch the snow fall outside
>It's actually really calming
>The way each individual flake falls independent of any other...
>You step closer to a window sill and lean against it for a moment
>Each flake falls to the ground, and each flake is followed by another flake
>No two flakes are falling at exactly the same speed
>No two flakes are at exactly the same altitude or position
>They're just all doing their thing, just being nature
>It's easy to get lost watching the snow fall
>And it's all so bright and pure white
>Halcyon
>You rub at your face, removing some moisture
>Regardless of how this whole thing turns out, you're going to try your best to make sure everyone comes out okay
>Glasses come off to get polished
>Making sure everyone you love and everyone who loves you is happy...
>You rub at your eye again
>It's what Matter-horn would do. And Johnathan. And Toxie...
>Glasses go on, and you take a deep breath
>It's not much, but you can be a hero.
>You grin and continue on through the crystal halls
>Things are going to be okay

>The entrance looms ahead!
>Time to join your family and go eat some bad food and have some bad laughs
>With a big dumb smile, you throw the doors open and step out into the snowy landscape
>Looks like the front of the school has already been shoveled
>That's good...
>You step forward and scan around
>Where is Gleamy's car?
>You move closer to the railing and wrap your fingers around the freezing metal
>She said she was out here...
>You grab your phone and glare at it. Where is she?
>"Problem?"
>That voice
>You slowly turn, first your head
>Please don't
>When you see blue, your heart sinks
>Not now
>You whip around
>Trixie
>She struts in her leotard, smirking down at you
>Her hands are suffuse with Dark mana, and her boys step out into view
>"Today you die, Sparkle."

>>27881524

...Well not today! Hopefully never, but we'll see :u

And that was Episode 23 of Friendship Was Unexpected! I hope everyone who stayed up enjoyed reading it, and I hope everyone in the future enjoys it just as much!

I'll be sure to get everything into the bin by the next update. c:

See you next time for Friendship Was Unexpected, Episode 24: Trixie's Theater!
Don't die, Twiley!

>>27879979
This picture makes me fiercely debate whether to take up arms and stop her from destroying the world or help her along in hopes that I get a head pat.

>>27881730
Head pats are nice

Midnight Sparkle is apparently returning in Legend of Everfree.

What is /nst/'s opinion on that?

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>>27881541
JC, I hope for your good that your endgame is not killing Twilight.

>>27882317
Really looking forward to it
Midnight was a really cool concept that didn't get its full potential because of how short the movie was, just like a lot of things in FG
But we will see something interesting and SciTwi now has magic

>>27879744
JUST.
Falcon punch her.

>>27877540
The Weimar Republic's collapse was due to the Wall Street Crash in America in 1929, which then caused banks to withdraw their loans, including the 800 million marks loan called the Dawes Plan given to Germany from America in 1924. That had NOTHING to do with women having the vote (although half of the votes for the Nazis in 1932-33 were from women due to their "traditional family values").
Britain's fall was due to being bankrupt after two world wars which, once again, had nothing to do with women's rights.
America has done great during the 20th Century (with European countries at war in WW1, America took over as the main player for trade, even topping Germany as best trader for chemical goods) (after WW2, America and Russia were the only two world powers left, and America rebuilt Western Europe through the Marshall Plan, providing them with sufficient allies and trading partners). 1920s were amazing, 1930s sucked, 1940s was war, and the rest of the decades seemed pretty OK (other than the Vietnam war. That was worthless). Any possible decline in American power/economy/whatever would be from the 90s onwards, where a lot of shit happened in the Middle-East (which I am admittedly not familiar with), and then early 2000s 9/11 happened, you go to war with Iraq, and waste a huge bunch of time and money looking for one man while bombing enough civilians to encourage more Islamic terrorism.

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Hey guys, I have a MIGHTY NEED for quality pics of Scitwi with a human complexion. (Aka not purple.) Can you guys post some, old ones are fine as I never recovered my lost scitwi collection.

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>>27883395
this one I got from your phantasy star online story
Have you heard of the high elves?

>>27883491
Thanks, not quite scitwi enough but I actually didn't have this one anymore Jojo

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>>27883395

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>>27883395

>>27879744
>>27879961 (Success)
>>27880012 (Fail)
>>27882835 (Fail)
>>27880052 (Success)
>>27880395 (Success)

>Holding the shuriken up to defend your face, you begin to advance towards Sugarcoat
>"Frightened already? Ha! Good!"
>She swings at you, but you manage to dodge away, poking her in the stomach
>The plastic shuriken can't cut her, of course, but you give her a hard enough poke to make her suck in her breath
>Sugarcoat backs off, lowering her defenses for a second
>A dribble of something clear and viscous runs down her left leg
>You take a moment to stare at the lewd recording, and then at Moondancer's bare, pale ass right in front of you
>Slowly, you feel your power level begin to rise
>The power of Moondancer's butt... it gives you strength!
>You launch yourself towards Sugarcoat, your hand curling into a fist
>Unfortunately, you spent a little too much time staring at the picture, and gave her just enough time to recover
>She steps aside, and you go sailing past her
>Sugarcoat smacks your ass with the paddle, knocking you to the floor
"A-Ah~"
>You squeal, a tiny shiver running through your body
>"Feels good, doesn't it?"
>She cackles, licking along the paddle's length
>Say, why don't you join your friend over there? It's high time you learn your place, Twilight Sparkle!"
>You let out a little squeak, raising your butt
"Y-yes, ma'am..."
>Sugarcoat licks her lips, and raises the paddle to strike again
>Taking advantage of her lowered guard, you jump back up and ram your foot into her cunt
>Sugarcoat gasps in... pleasure?
>Her eyes roll back in her head, and she collapses to the floor, quivering
>"Oh yes~"
>Okay, you're not even gonna touch this one
>You sprint over to Moondancer and help her to her feet
>"T-Twilight? What are you--"
"No time! We need to get out of here!"

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>>27882317
I like it. I like Midnight

>>27882375
Only time will tell, nonnie. Hopefully she'll be okay. Trixie can't have anything that bad planned

Sorry this took so long to post. Internet died.

>>27884120
>Sugarcoat rolls onto her stomach, watching as you and Moondancer leave her behind
>"Twilight Sparkle... you've grown *so* much since I last saw you..."
>She gasps, in pleasure at the pain coursing through her body, running her tongue once more along her lips
>"We're going to have so much fun together~"

>You get to the car with Moondancer, jumping into the passenger seat
>She slumps into the driver's seat, but just stares at the wheel
"Moon? Moon!"
>She just stares, still wearing the bee costume
"Moon, are you okay?"
>You glance around, worried you'll see one of Sugarcoat's household servants coming for you
>If she gets you back into the house...
>What'll she do to you now?
"Moon, please! You have to drive..."
>"B-bee myself... I n-need to bee myself..."
>She's in shock, it looks like
>Doesn't look like she's in any condition to drive, though...

What do?

Current Inventory:
-School Books
-Two random Power Ponies issues
-Toy Shuriken
-Phone (Mom, Gilda, Mane5)
-Friendship bracelet
-Mark of insight
-Lewd Recording
-Book "On the Unraveling of Outer Dimensions"
-Mysterious Briefcase

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>>27885297
Tell her to be herself. As in, be the scared nerdy dyke-curious girl who wants to drive away from this terrible place.

She can thank her knight in shining armor later.

>>27885297
Let Moonie read your Power Ponies and hope she calms down while we drive. This is our chance to earn some brownie points.

>>27885297
Hop into the driving seat, start blasting No Rain by Blind Melon, and DRIVE

>>27885297
Drive.

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Best momfu.

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>>27886889
>tfw getting vietnam style flashbacks of r9klight

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>>27886942
>>27886889
>"Thanks, mom."

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That part actually made me feel a lot of things.

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>>27887332
https://youtu.be/4F86cYaCGyw

>>27887377
I BELIEVE IN YOU, EQG

>>27887377
I BELIEVE IN YOU, EQG

>>27887377
I BELIEVE IN YOU, EQG

>>27887377
I BELIEVE IN YOU, EQG
EQG enjoyed the (you)'s her shitposts got

>>27885064
oh my god that is extremely cute

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>>27886889

Goodnigght nst

>>27889551
Goodnight, nonnie. Sleep well

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>There's a nice turkey on the table, steam wafting off it
>Stuffing, baked potatoes, dinner rolls
>You take a deep breath and soak it all in as you take your seat
>Velvet did a great job
>Being off from work after almost a week straight of overtime, it was nice to be home with the family
>You didn't get to see them enough
>Velvet's still in the kitchen it seems, and Shining's running late as usual
>E-Even Twilight
>Right?
>"Dad?"
>You close your eyes and exhale
>For a brief moment, you imagine she might say something normal
>Something about wanting a car
>Something about her friends
>Hell, even something about a boy
>'Dad, I got knocked up!'
>'At least that's something that makes sense to me!"
>Fuck
>You turn to your daughter
"Yes, Sweetie?"
>"Well... First of all, please don't call me that. I'm nearly an adult, and the patriarchal infantilization of the feminine gender through the oppressive use of gendered epithets is a pandemic within our society that I would hope you wouldn't contribute to. We've talked about this."
>You nod glumly
>"Anyways, I just wanted you to know that my SO is coming over for dinner tonight."
>You stare blankly at her
"SO?"
>"Significant Other, Dad."
>Your eyebrows perk up
"A boy?!"
>Her eyebrows furrow
>She looks full-on pissed, in fact
>"My SO is not a BOY! They are a DEMIBOY! Oh my gosh, Dad. You can't just assume that because I'm a cis-identified girl, that my SO is a cis-identified male. Do you understand, like, how fucking bigoted that is?!"
>In what way does a human being respond to this?
>What the fuck is a demiboy?
>Who makes this shit up?
>She's your daughter, Night Light, just talk to her
"Sweetie—"
>Twilight jumps to her feet, her chair crashing to the ground
>"OH MY GOD, DAD! I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT! WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO RUIN THANKSGIVING?! "
"I-I'm sorry Sweetie, I just—"
>Twilight begins screaming, and the shrill cawing is accompanied by the sound of plates falling to the ground and shattering in the kitchen

>>27890213

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>27870874
Yare yare daze...

>>27890213
This reminds me too much of my family. Why do people have to be so retarded?

>>27884581
Twilights bizarre adventure

>>27890213
Write the part where she hates Shining just because he is a cop.

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>>27890213

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>>27890213
>Velvet peers out from the kitchen, furious, all the while Twilight is still screaming bloody murder
>"Honey, what in the world is going on?!"
>Twilight collapses to her knees on the floor, sobbing
>"Y-You too?! YOU TOO?! MOM! WHY WOULD YOU, I... I can't even right now... I just can't..."
>You look to your wife with unease
>The 'what in the fuck is happening?' look
>You've been having that one a lot
>She gives you back the 'you expect me to know?' look
>Can't blame her
>There is some silence between you and Velvet
>Clearly neither of you want to talk to Twilight, but... She's your daughter, and it's not great to see her like this
>Even if... Even if it's over something absolutely batshit insane
>Regardless, you hold your breath until your wife talks to her for you because fuck this shit
>Velvet sighs
>"Twilight, I don't know what you and your father were discussing, but can you please tell me what's going on?"
>Twilight snorts heavily, audibly downing a thick glob of mucus
>"I-I just d-don't understand w-w-why you h-have to talk d-d-down to me l-like that..."
>"Talk down to you?"
>You rest your head in your hands
>Jesus
>"Y-Yeah... Especially 'Honey'... D-Dad calls you that a-all the time, a-and I d-d-don't know why you'd do something like that t-to your own daughter! I-I thought you loved me!"
>Velvet looks like she just walked in on her parents having sex
>At this age, all wrinkly and falling apart
>Deep confusion with a hint of dying inside
>"Of course I love you, dear. I—"
>"THEN WHY DID YOU JUST DO IT AGAIN?! YOU'RE PERPETUATING THE CYCLE OF PATRIARCHAL CULTURAL HEGEMONY, AND ON YOUR OWN KIND AS WELL!"
>Your daughter stands up and points an accusatory finger and you
>"HOW COULD YOU INSTILL SO MUCH INTERNAL MISOGYNY INTO A WOMYN THAT SHE WOULD HATE HER OWN DAUGHTER IN SUCH A WAY! I BET YOU WANTED HER TO ABORT ME JUST FOR BEING A GIRL!"
"What?! We never even thought of it!"
>"WE?! MEN DON'T HAVE A SAY IN A WOMYN'S CHOICE!"
>The screaming begins again

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>>27891318
This is painful to read. Oh god.
At the same time I can't stop laughing.
To think that my brother is one of this fags.

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>>27891471
I'm so sorry

>>27891318
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>27891318
You made me laugh and become extremely angry at the same time

please continue

>>27891642
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QyJh2GWBR4

>>27891797
Man, the U.S dub sure is bad.
Reminder that THIS is what IkeaMan calls quality taste.

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>>27891987
Funi dub of DBZ is one of the only dubs that is better than the subs. It's fucking fantastic. Are you high?

>>27892013
ikeaman you know its bad

>>27890792
c:

>>27890213
>>27891318
I can't even find a word to describe this.
G O O D

>>27885297
Kiss her? Not sure we would be much worse off if it put her into a deeper shock.

>>27891318
Okay I am going to guess. Is it Coco?

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>>27891318
>You look over to Velvet and—
>Empty doorway
>SHE LEFT YOU WITH HER
>YOUR OWN WIFE, IN YOUR TIME OF NEED, LEFT YOU TO DIE
>Twilight is motionless, pointing straight through your chest, screaming
>It's beginning to just becoming this garbled, croaked mass of dissonant sound
>Almost like it's some sound from outside the universe seeping into your ears
>"—SSSSSSSSSSSCREOOOOOWAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRKKKKKKKKKK—"
>Okay, Night Light, you can do this
>THINK
>How can you get this to stop?
>Just lose all dignity and do everything your 17 year old daughter says?
>Maybe that's the answer...
>*DING DONG*
"OH IT'S THE DOOR BELL I BETTER GO GET THAT! IT MUST BE SHINING!"
>You powerwalk out of the dining room like a bat out of hell and make a bee line for the front door
>The sound of Twilight's screeching slowly dims as you get further away
>"—EEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeiiiiiooooooooo—"
>Thank God Shining is here
>Always saving the day
>It is his job now, after all, what with being Canterlot PD and everything
>You open the door
"Hey Shiny! You're just in—"
>Th-That's not Shining
>That's not Shining at all
>It's dark out, and if it weren't for the porch light you'd probably think there was a shadow in a hoodie standing in front of you
>The small Twilight in your mind that's developed over the last few months yells at you about racism or something
>Wait
>Is this her "SO"?
>Whatever you're looking at, "demiboy" doesn't seem to be the right descriptor
>More like "black girl in a hoodie"
"Um, you must be... Twilight's visitor..."
>"Being Twilight's visitor, of that you are right, and can I assume that you are Night Light?"
>Her voice is low, and with a heavy accent
>And also rhyming
"Uh, yeah, that would be me. I think Twilight is—OOF"
>A purple blur rushes past you and tackles the girl on the porch
>"OMG ZECORA YOU'RE HERE! DAD THIS IS MY 'SO' ZECORA. WELL, HER NAME ISN'T ZECORA BUT ZECORA IS HER SLAM POETRY NAME!"
"Her... Slam poetry name..."

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>Slam poetry name.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poetry_slam
It's an actual thing. What. The. Fuck.

>>27892886
>cutting bread with a doorstop
Women can't do anything right

>>27892886
No...please no more.... I can't handle this. Not my Twilight...don't make her a coalburner.

>>27892886
I've never been so angry and amused at the same time before. I'm almost enjoying my anger.

>>27893305
you will love r9klight then

>>27892886
just in case there was any doubt left whatsoever that the second coming of EQGWF is here

>>27893310
R9klight is garbage. I have no idea why you fags suck off a single story like this for over a year.

>>27893375
R9Klight is great man you don't know what you're talking about.

>>27893315
I-Is he actually back?

>>27893375
It's certainly not garbage even if you don't think it was worth a year of CULTOFPERSONALITY.

>>27893445
EqG is back