SEASON SIX CONTINUES TOMORROW (APR. 16) AT 8:30 A.M. PDT/11:30 A.M. EDT/3:30 P.M. GMT/UTC!
604- On Your Marks
Written by Dave Polsky and Josh Haber
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
Friendship is Magic #41 is storytimed here!
>>27066304
Good Night, Baby Flurry Heart is still storytimed here!
>>27064471
Singing comes more naturally for her than sewing and other crafts of that ilk, but Sweetie Belle won't give up! She just loves the great fashions she sees her sister design, and maybe someday she'll be able to piece something together nearly as well. Plus, it's a great reason to spend more time around Rarity when she sometimes gets all wrapped up in those big orders and her business planning. And if it helps inspire her to an even better play, well, that's even better, isn't it! So many ambitions to strive towards eventually, it's a good thing she's gotten her cutie mark out of the way.
>>27079486
Previous thread.
>filly
601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9
603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5
UPCOMING EPISODE TEASER + PROMOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mvnjs21aIcU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvt2ArLEQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm94QmFObjI
605 - Gauntlet of Fire:In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.
606 - No Second Prances
607 - Newbie Dash:After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail:Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.
609 - Saddle Row & Rec:When Rarity opens her flagship store in Manehattan, a tell-all article threatens to expose how badly her friends almost ruined the Grand Opening.
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
ded on arrival
>>27085073
KNOT
ME
>>27085078
get equipped with
>being so entitled you start to bitch about where is the new thread just after we hit 251 images
Isaac, why do you do this
Why do you sacrifice yourself for our sins
>>27085084
ten
whole
minutes
you expect me to go more than ten minutes without posting ponies?
>>27085063
i want to knock boots with sweetie belle, if you catch my drift
>>27085082
BOOP BARRAGE
>>27085065
There's the filly poster I know! You've been getting beaten by the marker these past couple threads
>>27085095
Does Celestia like getting booped?
Okay bear with me here
If meowth can use an an ability that actually gives you free money every time you use it, how come there aren't people capturing and breeding meowths for the sole purpose of making them fight against each other using payday?
You'd be literally swimming in $ and thus destroy the whole economy the Pokemon world has.
How the fuck do people take Pokemon seriously?
when will this ride end
>>27085075
diamond tiara you're supposed to be better now
>rich ponies play polo on the backs of poor ponies
>>27085102
She likes a lot of things.
>>27085102
She doesn't have a choice.
>>27085106
>>>/vp/ is this way my friend
>>27085084
is isaac a person who literally sits in front of the computer on mlpg 24 hours a day? how does that work
>>27085115
Never
>>27085118
she can still reminisce about the good times
>New episode!
>It's a Spike episode
>>27085156
like you're one to talk
>>27085156
It also with Rarity and Twilight
So I ain't complaining.
Also the huge dragon has a top tier design.
>>27085173
This guy looks amazing, even if he is out of place design-wise.
>>27085174
>out of place design-wise
How so?
>>27085136
>>27085139
tell me more
>>27085185
click here to subscribe
>>27085180
Just look at all the other dragons and then look at him. He looks like he's kind of furry, his horns are damn near hair with multiple colors. He's even shaded differently from everything else on the show. Also I think his mouth syncs better with his dialogue than other characters.
>>27085136
that is a particularly horsey and therefore sexy celestia
lesbian
horse
noises
>>27085174
>homestuxk horns
>>27085214
>>27085213
The best horse noises.
>>27085214
I'm sad that horns of that style are attributed to homestuck now.
>>27085215
I wish krqut wasn't dead :(
>>27085221i am too they're really cool looking design
>>27085215
I wish kraut wasn't dead
>>27085221i am too they're really cool looking design
>>27085214
>>27085223
>>27085226
stop drinking on a weekday, nobby
>>27085221
were candycorn horns a thing before homestuck?
>>27085228
Its weekend
>>27085213
>>27085232
2 AM ON FRIDAY MORNING IS NOT THE WEEKEND
>>27085234
close rnough
whom wants the draw stream
>>27085232
Isn't it like thursday night in Burgerstan?
>>27085238
2AM on friday morning is still friday morning and friday can still be the weekend
WPSHH the pony.
>>27085242
>>27085236
what are you drawing the stream on
>>27085233
man i just want to watch those two go at it
>>27085250
So do I, Rarity.
>>27085250
We all do.Too bad there's no good lewds
>>27085129
You've just got shit taste, anon.
HEY HEY HEY, IT'S TIME TO MAKE SOME CUH-RAZY MONEY. ARE YOU READY? HERE WE GO!
>>27085267YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
>>27085257
Is that a ponut?!
>>27085270
That's Countess Coloratura. Get some glasses.
>>27085248
sai
>>27085267
YOU'RE ALRIGHT
GET IN!
you guys are boring so I'm taking the stallions to bed
https://piczel.tv/watch/nobby
https://piczel.tv/watch/nobby
https://piczel.tv/watch/nobby
LETS GO
COME INSIDE AND GIVE ME SOME REQUESTS
>>27085310
JOURNEY TO THE CENTRE OF THE PINKIE PIE
>>27085310
MARKER TAKING BOOPS TO
HOLE
NUTHA
LEVLE
>>27085310
Celestia and Luna bullies anon
>>27085310
Draw a pony inspired by Lil Brudder.
>>27085332
who
More Dorkalis
>>27085310
Gemdork getting freaky
>>27085383
Grey guy on the right gives absolutely no fucks about those bitches
His eyes are on the table
You know he's the real deal
>>27085383
noice
>>27085383
oh christ this is hitting too close home
never let more than one girl in your game groupI'm the one on the right
>>27085399The girl on the right?
>>27085407
no, the nerd in the right on the last two panels
>the /mlp/ episode ranking correlates with Hasbro's stock value
Fucking Hasbro shills confirmed
>>27085383
Chrissy looks really cute in that fourth panel
>>27085399
a friend told me don't bring a girl at all
because soon more will come
>>27085420
ONE is fine, and usually she'll prefer to be the only one, but if another one comes, fights will happen
So its Dragon Quest 2 electric scootaloo?
I'm okay with that
>>27085383
a full series is required
>>27085437
The noises Rarity made in that promo made my dick twitch
>>27085457
Same.I have a tickling fetish though.
That being said, it wasn't quite giggles though. I would've died if it were.
>>27085437
>anthro
nigga wot are you doin
>>27085467
what
>>27085467
nobby DGAF
>>27085437
oh yes
>>27085257
Gonna need a link to the full size.
oh no
>>27085481
Yeah, I was just joking
>>27085065
>"Are you a filly or a colt?"
>Today is National Rubber Eraser Day
>>27085583
I want to be the little filly.
>>27085661
We're out of fillies. You can be a colt.
>>27085597
Now that MLPG is dead, the ponies are all mine!
>>27085174
Why am I getting HTTYD wibes from their new dragon designs?Could they not ape designs from elsewhere for once?
>>27085725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFQJ8QAPm34
It's dragon time, anon.
>>27085257
artist?
>>27085597
>for very ugly mistakes
I like it when ponies have their necks really short so they look chubbier.
>>27085833
Does that mean ponies with no neck are the cutest?
ded to the last pone
>>27085939
"Let me see your s'more face!"
>>27085930
Living in the Euro time zone is suffering.
>>27085930
why lib
You know seeing how there's enough time fuckery for fun, and technically it never happened yet, would you find a Starlight Glimmer Groundhog day episode fun?
>>27085980
There is literally no reason
>>27085990
Yeah, could be neat. Only problem might be the time restriction, since you would have to show at least two full cycles through it before you start to shorten what is shown.
>>27085972
Posting on a certain Taiwanese pictures board from Europe is.
>>27085980
Horse should stop being so lazy.
>>27086005
They could start midloop. Like everything is kinda fucked, the main six are arguing in Twilight's castle with the map on fire while Glimmer is on a chair with a bored expression. Then the screen goes white and we have Twilight in Glimmer's face asking if something's wrong.
Honestly you can save a lot of time by skipping the set up to everything and just have it explained in one of the loops quickly.
>>27086009
Kinda wondering now, are horses smart animals?
I'm going to marry Tree Hugger
>>27086015
Yeah, I suppose it could work like that. It's About Time didn't really start with the setup either.
>>27086021
Thing is that since Glimmer already has experience with time spells, the first few loops where usually the protagonists are confused as fuck aren't applicable. She'd realize quickly what' wrong and know a few things about it so honestly the fun part of the first few loops is gone.
>>27086016
No, they're actually pretty "dumb" on most accounts.
Tons of accounts of them hurting themselves or getting themselves killed over mundane shit or ridiculous situations (get stuck in a shrubbery, could easily back out but instead kept trying to go further, died of the blood loss).
Simply put, the ponies couldn't be more detached from actual equines if they tried and there's nothing wrong with that..
>>27086016
Their intelligence is on par with dogs.
>>27086043
The only thing they have in common with real horses is the shape.
>>27086031
>Glimmer realizes what's going on
>uses it as a chance to indulge in her old habits
>does something that breaks the cycle, but she's not aware of it
>Twilight comes back home and finds Ponyville turned into a cult
>>27086043
>>27086055
Would Discord be affected by the time loop? Because Discord messing with Glimmer and trying to make her indulge in her old habbits could be fun to watch
>>27086055
I really want Glimmer's tendencies to resurface at some point
Girl has been a cult leader for most of her life as far as we know, it'd make sense for her to relapse every now and then
>>27086059
They managed to trap him for a thousand years and he has never shown any signs of existing outside of time, so I assume he would be affected.
Still, that sounds like a fun episode idea.
>had a dream about going back in time
>instead getting my school and girlfriend shit back together I just looked for mlpg in 2010
>>27086069
It kind of did in the premiere
>>27086071
None of those are really indicative of being or not immune to time things but at the same time you also have his house in that fucked up dimension so who knows.
Starlight Glimmer is a very chubby pony
>>27086087
I kind of regret mostly lurking in the early MLPGs rather than actively participating.
>>27086116
ダーピー
kiss the daapii
>>27086100
>very pretty pony
FTFY
>>27086137
She's both
>>27086087
The school/gf issues ended long ago but you still browse MLPG.
It is obvious which thing you'd "go for" in a dream like that.
>>27086087
Honestly if I could go back in time all I'd do is learn how to draw so when MLP starts i can contribute to the general and draw the things I like from the show.
I'd also fuck around with you guys for fun.
>>27086119
I regret staying away from early Fandom shit like music animations and fics
>>27086142
I want her to dom me and make me her personal living dildo
>>27086129
What if she kisses you first?
PUNISHED MARKER
A MARE DEPRIVED OF HER BOOPS
>>27086016
Really depends on the horse. Most are just kind of average. Stand around eating, alert if a loud noise is heard, spooked if it's sudden and close.
The variance come from the fact that for whatever reason, some horses just get spooked at really random things. I knew one horse that would freak out every time it saw a cow.
On the contrary, some are pretty sharp. We had one horse that we weren't using that much, so we lent him to a neighbour for a bit. Overnight, the horse had broken out of his stall, out of the barn, and walked a couple kilometres back to our house. He was just chilling on our lawn in the morning. So we just said "Fuck it, you can stay if you want to that much".
So like I said, it varies incredibly greatly, and it's important you know just what stresses each individual horse when you work with it.
>>27086159
>music animations
You mean PMVs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJbAT1wzS8U
>>27086196
I'm pretty sure he just forgot a comma
>>27086225
I heard the game is shit
>No smut
>No nudity
>No nothing
what's the point
>>27086207
Riddle me this, Twilight.
What's the Oxford comma about? I thought it was normal that every list containing 3+ items added a comma before the 'and' at the end?
>>27086196
https://youtu.be/JJbAT1wzS8U?t=1m41s
man, people dont do pmv like this anymore
>>27085063
Why is this the cutest shit ever
>>27086156
I'd probably check the lottery numbers for some week around that time and then waste all my days on MLPG, yeah.
Which is probably the sign of some serious mental illness.
>>27086252
They do, they're just not that popular anymore unfortunately
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzI0EXNXdbU&user=DanTheMan
>>27086258
It ain't. There's cuter shit than The worst CMC in a tacky outfit.
>>27086252
>man, people dont do pmv like this anymore
They really don't and it makes me sad because I'm a massive sucker for most "ponifications."
>>27086275
Pony Politics was a pretty rare exception, so was the Smaug trailer.
>>27086190
>Overnight, the horse had broken out of his stall, out of the barn, and walked a couple kilometres back to our house. He was just chilling on our lawn in the morning
That's pretty funny
>>27086225
Is that an actual game or just a mockup?
>>27086297
it's an actual game but not with ponies
>>27086275
It was pretty made, uploader got unlucky with tags I suppose? Even if Im not into politics, I wouldnt belive something like this would only get 200 viewers.
>>27086306
It's probably because the cross-section of people who like MLP and people who like british political comedies is pretty small
>>27086258
>ponies walking on the tip of their fingers already
>theyre wearing boots on heels too
how?
>>27086306
It was even posted on EQD, IIRC.
People simply don't like/watch this stuff anymore.
>>27086319
Shut up. It's cute.
>>27086325
>It was even posted on EQD, IIRC.
That'd be strange, normally you get at least 300-400 extra views and some subscribers from there, even if you're at the bottom of some obscure category
>>27086190
>we lent him to a neighbour for
reasons
>>27086355
Nah they had kids that wanted to ride, and he was suited for that kind of riding (and we weren't riding him that much). Also we were friends with those people, it's not like we just gave him to some random neighbour we didn't really know.
>>27086352
Maybe I just remember submitting a link to them.
>>27085067
>still no synopsis for No Second Prances
I wonder why.
>>27086409It's a SECRET.
>>27086409
Would be kind of cool if we got an episode where no one knows what it is about in advance.
>>27086446
An episode with only a title going into it and no previews, pictures, or synopsis? That would be fun.
>>27086463
When was the last time we had that?
>>27086463
And then maybe we can have a cliffhanger that lasts two weeks.
>>27086541
Never, pretty much.
Press boop to receive pone.
>>27086551
how about chrysalis 2 parter? no one ever knew what was it about.
>>27086567
boop
>>27086569
But we had a synopsis for that.
Much like all premieres and finales.
>>27086569
Well, we knew it was about the wedding. Which did take up a lot of time during the episodes.
But yeah, that one gets close.
>>27086584
everyone thought it was just vanilla wedding about candyass though, chysalis twist was greatest thing that ever happened.
>>27086599
It wasn't from explicitly hiding, though.
>>27086615
Do you think Scootaloo make Rumble put that bag on his head when she has sex with him?
>>27086631
>>27086704
Suri is so pretty
>>27086621
Have more coffee, Fluttershy.
>>27086709
she is okay
>>27086715
I wanna fuck Rarity dead
>>27086741
That Oukuyasu theme is pretty boss.
Too bad the guy got to swing it very rarely in story, hopefully it'll play more often.
>>27086795Stream was bad for me, I gotta wait now
>>27086746
>necrophilia
U-UNF
>>27086802Good luck, anon. The adaptation was stellar, no toy warfare yet, though.
Also, they're doing a OVA for that Rohan story, how cool is that?
Plus points, since I never actually read those, only the mangas, despite what everyone said about that Vento Aureo one.
>>27086795
duwangwhat the, The Hand's sound effect is pretty much Time Stop sound effect
>>27086827
I'd say it's prettyGUREITO
>>27086795After reading till Jojolion in the past few days I have to sya that part 4 is really the best part with the best Jojo and the best cast
>>27086752
>>27086834>not part 2
>>27086838
Part 4 makes you feel invested in the town, though.
>>27086829>The Hand's sound effect is pretty much Time Stop sound effectIt's not like time stop is really going to see much use in the further series besides the rat hunt.
They also reused more SC BGM in the Jotaro-mom scene.
Probably will be a theme going further, not just for his introduction.
>>27086834It is pretty heavily subjective. I like the "new series" a bit more. Anime also made P2 int a masterpiece.
>>27086838
It has the best villains and Joseph is god tier, but Part 4 is just so much more fun.
>>27086850
There's been SC music every time Jotaro's around.
>>27086860
I always considered P2 pretty damn good, it's my second favorite one.
Steel Ball was also pretty good, can't say I disliked it.
Honestly I think all parts are at least good.
>>27086863
Depends on what you find fun, really.
Beating up a guy so you could beat him up and send him back into hospital you'd relieved him from, puking alien dice, food that kills you to heal you.
Or super-manly Aztec vampires fighting robot cyborg nazis in Italy just before WW2,...
>>27086866
Sure, but it was always that one track.
Today, they used a different one.
>>27086896
Anon you're being kinda dishonest there. Part 4 has more than it's share of exciting parts.
Also it just has a god tier cast of characters which helps a lot.
Besides Joseph and Stroheim everyone else except the Pillar Men were really mediocre. Even Caesar.
Meanwhile Part 4 has everyone being freaking great and the interactions between them also being god tier. Jojo with Okuyashu are freaking hilarious when they are together for example.
>>27086838
I haven't read the manga so I don't know what's to come, but yeah, it will be hard to beat part 2. The pillar men were great villains
>>27086923
Don't use your bubbles on me, Japanese poni.
>>27086938
>Everyone is god tier.
Alien, Joseph, the invis baby, the purgatory,...
All parts have stuff going for them, picking a favorite really comes down solely to personal preference of the era/theme/....
>>27086931
Does that mean they are drift compatible?
>>27086960
Just a warning, Part 4 is more Slice of Life with Stands than grand adventure, so if that doesn't bother you it might be as good as Part 2 for you.Read the manga
I can't get past the beginning of Steel ball run. It's really boring to me
>>27086960
If you ever find the time, you should really go through the manga, anon.
Forget /a/'s trolling, it really is great and the animation won't give you that week or two of reading by the time we'll have reached G5.
>>27086963
True.A lot of people complain about what part 4 did to Joseph but honestly his interactions with Josuke are eventually heart warming.
Honestly it's really nice that the anime is so good and faithful to the manga
>>27087007
>A lot of people complain about what part 4 did to Joseph
>gets to a town
>immediately starts a fistfight
He's perfect
>>27087007/a/'s freaking so hard over 39 episodes, but at the pace it's going so far I can't see them not doing another season.
>>27087013
Wait, disregard my post, I'm dumb and read Jotaro instead of Joseph
>>27087000
It gets pretty damn weird.That's the one with Jolyne, right?
>>27086996
hello Porku Pine
>>27087026
No, it's Gyro and Johnny's Wild West Adventure.
>>27087026
November it's the one with horses.
I love stone ocean
>>27087026
Nah, that's the Old West one.
Amazing, in my humble history-fag opinion.
>>27087031
Ah, right.I never read it.
>>27087041
>>27087042
It's so hard to keep things straight.
I like it when we're /JJBA/
>>27087044
that looks good, I wish I had some coffee right now too
and then I'd like to bang Pinkie Pie too
>>27087087
Giorno is the JoJo Fluttershy, anon.
No way you can not like him.
It's really going to be a part that's going to shine once it gets an anime adaptation, trust me.
The Italian music + millenial themes + the gang... I think it's going to be the second Part 2 uplifting of the anime.
>>27087054
>>27087114
come on, let's have a party in Pinkie
>>27087134
>>27087148
she calls it her party ponut
>>27086923
why are you so japanese?
>>27087165
why shouldn't she be?
>>27087174
知らない
>>27087180
The Pucci thing was rather silly.I honestly had to stop reading just so I can finish laughing when he just started floating away while being mangled in that metal frame
>>27087051Most of the other shows I watch or games I play I found through MLPG off topic discussion
>>27087196
>tfw no rl mare kissy
>>27087266
y
>>27086631
Rumble belongs to Sweetie Belle, but it's a nice idea.
>>27087320
I thought Sweetie hadButton
>>27087266
HOLY SHIT ITS ALMOST 70 DEGREES IT HASN'T BEEN THIS WARM IN SO LONG.
>>27087266
I regret opening it
>>27087266
Kill yourself
>>27087348
better put your pony in the fridge to keep it cool
>>27087348
Spring weather...
Do tornadoes exist in Equestria outside pegasus fuck-ups?
>>27087348
Ive had 35 degrees at night, are you from texas or what.
>>27087364Minnesota.
>>27087407
Thats almost Canada, I thought you would be making snowmans in april
>>27087348
It's awful, isn't it? I already miss winter. Maybe I should move to northern Finland.
>>27087457
pono
>>27087457
The ponies are coming.
>>27087457
>>27087439
It was a really mild winter. It's so great.
>>27087468
Literally Hitler.
>>27087474
but aren't those fillies
>>27085102
Of course she does, silly man.
>>27085136
That picture makes my penis feel funny.
I guess a female newbie is incoming?
>>27087502
>Literally Hitler.
Fast zumindest.
>>27087529
>newbie
>clearly says that they've written three episodes already
Are you a retard or something
>>27087266
oh yeah I have that one
>>27087529
No, they are the writers of Castle Sweet Castle and The Hooffields and McColts
>>27087538
Oh, so it's those hacks?
I thought Rarity Investigates had nothing to do with them, hence why I thought he just listed arbitrary episodes written by women.
>>27087563
>hacks
>Rarity Investigates is one of the best episodes of S5
>>27087475
YOU'RE NOT SHITHORSE
WHERE IS SHITHORSE
>>27087569
>>27087565
The other two are utter shit, Rarity Investigates was written by Meghan and Larson.
The episode had one glaring flaw for me, but was otherwise 10/10.
I can bet who's doing said flaw is now.
No, really, those two are awful writers.
>>27087529
>Castle Sweet Castle
Ok episode
>Hooffields and McColts
God tier Twilight
>Rarity Investigates
One of the best episodes of the show, second best Rarity episode
>Episode is Spike, Rarity and Twilight
Hope.jpg
>>27087581
Castle Sweet Castle and the other one were both alright
What are you fucking talking about?
>written by Meghan and Larson
>>27087621
This is ourselves
under pressure
Whats the best plushie size to sleep with? 12 incher is too small for me.
>>27087621
>Erlenmare flask
>>27087633
You'd need one of those full size ones that go for a couple hundred, really
>Friend says that they love Rarity
>Dislikes Suited for Success
Twilight never thought me what to do in this situation
>>27087648
Kill them
https://derpibooru.org/1132272
>>27087646
How big is too big?
>>27087660
what are ponies' fascination with boxes?
>>27087665
if you can afford it, it's not too big
>>27087665
>too big
I don't understand
>>27087648
Keep a smile on your face, pretend to not be aware of their terminal case of bad taste.
>>27087669
Pones are cats.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN1IUUAvEeE
What tag should I use on derpibooru to only see SFW images?
>>27087716
"safe"
>>27087669
You also used them as tanks, mechs, bases, fortifications and hiding places while you fit inside them...
>>27087716
explicit
>>27087716
"-explicit,-questionable"
>>27087681
Literally.
>>27087725
thanks, works flawlessly
>>27087738
gross
>>27087733
is there no rivalry between male lions? wouldn't expect them to get along that well
>>27087737
but seriously, just set up a filter so you don't have to include a tag every time
>>27087242
>Tfw your horse tries to groom you with its teeth
>>27087738
>somik
>akinator knows who she is
big deel
>>27087772
I mean, she's all human and shit
so that's kinda gross
Tickle the stallion until he wets himself!
>>27087779
what are the most sensitive spots of a stallion's cock
>>27087806
Obviously the flare
>>27087806
Urethra
>>27087814
This is dumb
I got off the ride after season 5 because the show was making me feel paranoid and dead inside. Is season 6 worth getting back on?
>>27087348
>70
>Warm
M8, it's 84 here, 75 indoors; and I feel chilly right now.
>you will never have a cute stallion boyfriend whose cock you can tease and suckle and put in your butt for safekeeping to you heart's content
life is suffering
>>27087814
Damn that's some of the dumbest shit I have read in this fandom. And that's saying something.
>>27087827Yes.You can never escape the ride.
>>27087814
ok but then how did they get to this point
>>27087844
that looks like so much fun
>>27087827
>Paranoid
What.
Either way, Season 5 was great, and Season 6 is looking pretty good too so far. So yeah, you should, providing you don't think ponies are coming out of the fucking walls anymore.
>>27087829
Southwest? I'm burning up in my apartment.
>>27087858
>ponies will never come out of your walls
>>27087853
Might as well catch up season 6 and watch the final with /mlp/ whenever it airs
>>27087814
source?
>>27087872
http://marble-pie.tumblr.com/
>>27087861
Nah, SF.
The Humidity is also at 60% i think, so not much is evaporating.
>>27087779
>Putting the stallions back hooves in a pair of medieval stockades
>Swishing a feather across them over and over as he bucks, pleads, whines and giggles madly
>Over and over and over
>>27087858
I felt people were spying and watching me because of the show so I decided to get off the ride and pretend I never knew about it. It's a long story.
>>27087889
http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/schizophrenia/basics/symptoms/con-20021077
>>27087878
i've watched that many timesi like the one where he rubs the head until the stallion's dripping everywhere
but my god that's pretty and sexy as hell
nice and clean and suckable
and i love his coat and skin colors too
that's one sexy boy
>>27087899
But I'm not hearing voices or seeing things that aren't real. You seriously think I'm schizophrenic?
>>27087952
Not him, and I don't know a lot about mental health issues, but the first thing I thought when I read your post was "I wonder if this guy's a schizo or something"
>>27087952
Ponies are real.
We are not real.
>>27087963
How ponies can be real if mirrors are not real?
>>27087975
mirrors are real but they are not to be trusted
>>27087952
I'm mostly just teasing you. There's a lot of symptoms of schizophrenia than just hallucinations though so I was just making sure.
>>27087814
I thought this was just a comic about a really muscular self insert fucking ponies
>>27087952
it's a possibility
schizophrenia has different tells and levels of intensity but unexplainable paranoia and the feeling of being watched tends to be one of the most common
>>27087992
It's a harem comic. There will never be any fucking.
>>27088077
do I still have to call her princess
>>27088087
yes
>>27088051
If it's a harem comic why is it talking about magic humans.
>>27088077
>bunny
What the fuck has Zootopia done to me
>>27088088
fine
princess bunny snugawugums
does anyone here have the baddragon mare vag and ponut and can say which they prefer
>>27088101
I always found judy cute but I don't get why people want to fuck her.
>>27088132
I only have a Mary but I love it
>>27087814
>some part of /mlp/ actually like this shit
Fucking disgusting
I was just jacking it really hard to derpy and pulled muscles in both of my ass cheeks
>>27088162
Your butt never stood a chance against her ass of solid lead.
>>27088162
but do you know what went wrong?
>>27088162
>>27088132They're just different. The Mary is tighter all over, while the ponut has an extra tight ring but a looser inside. I feel like the Mary would be better for slower thrusting so you can enjoy the pressure all over, while the ponut is great at pounding to get that ring of tightness sliding up and down your cock.
They're both amazing though.
>>27088156
I can never get into anything when anon is a smooth muscular player that ponies swoon over
>>27088188
impossible to self-insert, huh
>>27088185do you have any pics of it in action?
>>27088200I don't want to take photos or video of myself fucking a silicone horsevagina, anonBut you can probably find plenty online elsewhere if you look. I think the BD forums has a video section.
>>27088165
ya, at the last second i decided to quickly stand up and try to hit the picture of derpy on the screen.
bad idea all around
>>27088214
please do not hit the ponies
>>27088132
>>27088185
>tfw I want the ponut
>and the dragon muzzle
>and a bumble hooves
>and another chance
I wish I was rich
>>27088214
>nutting at the screen
>>27088197
No it's just too silly. Especially when you know the artist probably doesn't look like that.
But people self-interest themselves into stuff like this regardless so I don't know what you're trying to imply
>>27088200check toypics in google, its a gold mine
http://imgur.com/K6Nf3Uf link related
>>27088214
Why would you think that'd be a good idea
>>27088207
>I don't want to film myself with my toys
You're among friends, Anon.
>>27088239
that was a pretty longwinded yes
>>27088239
>probably
I can almost guarantee that he doesn't look like something straight out of JJBA
>>27088244
>asks for penetrables
>gets gays hit
one j ob
>>27088257
Anon you need to work on your reading comprehension
>>27088224
Can I hilt them?
>>27088262
>he doesn't look a Greek marble statue
>>27088280
I don't know, can you?
>>27088214
>>27088286
I won't know until I try!
>>27088264how a cute girl with belly bulge is more gay than a guy with silicon marevag?
>>27088281
>he isn't a Greek marble statue
>>27088292
>Ron Howard's Arrested Development narrator voice:
"Anon could not"
>>27088304
aw man
>>27088257
Pretty much, yeah.
>>27088293
You can't fool me into thinking that's a girl
>>27088264https://videos.toypics.net/search/mary/https://videos.toypics.net/channel/35/males-with-penetrable-toys/
>>27088245
I was browsing around and saw the picture of derpy and something triggered in my brain telling me i NEED to cum on those tits right now.
>>27088311
That's more a property of pussy depth than the penetrator's. You just need to stick with one mare and train her hole
>>27088244
>shitty quality gif
Why, dude
>>27088293
>girl
I regret to inform you that you've been jacking it to a dude
https://u.pomf.is/mlfcho.webm
>>27088328
>>27088325
>derpy
>tits
share with the class
>>27088132
Prefer the ponut
>>27088329I regret nothing.
>>27088351
you gotta understand i regret the entire situation and feel shame
https://derpibooru.org/1132272
>>27088303
Which workout lets me achieve marble mode?
>>27088377
>>27088377
it's shit
I like this better
https://derpibooru.org/976181
>>27088402
the picture is ugly to me now but when i first saw it I imagined walking by and casually asking derpy if i could jack off onto her tits in public, she was annoyed but still said yes.
for some reason that was extremely hot to me
https://m.fuwa.se/e2ehlo.webm
>>27088478
What's the point when you just autotune everything
>>27088492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftvZFUg4HPc
pony won't stop shaking
>>27088508
Nice
Nice
Moonman in equestria. what's the worst that can happen?
>>27088514
hug her tightly
how do you handle the rage when a guy you hate has the same waifu?
>>27088529
pony feels better!
[+20 Pony Points]
>>27088534
I don't get mad, because I know that I will take his skull in the coming waifu wars anyway.
>>27088534
I don't think I hate anyone here who likes Dash. We're just good people.
>>27088534
I don't think I've ever hated someone who has the same horsebando
Dark Equestria... take me to the forbidden ponies
>>27088561
Are you a girl? Who is your husbando?
>>27088570
>Are you a girl?
No
>>27088580
>>27088566
What part about "forbidden" did you not understand?
>>27088525
shut the fuck up about moonmen
>>27088534
Well, msob is a pretty pathetic person, so I just feel pity.
>>27088534
I couldn't hate anyone who really loves her. Seeing her get any appreciation makes me happy. I only wish more people did care for her.
>>27088566
pony is happy to see you
>>27088547
GAS THE PINKIEFAGS
WAIFU WARS NOW
>>27088602
>>27088587
Is that stallion wearing lipstick
>>27088619
waifu wars means that everyone with the same waifu fights for the right to become the True Husbando
>>27088534
i only hate it when they make stupid fanon like she loves papajohns or diapers or having an entire thanksgiving dinner eaten out of her asscheeks
>>27088634
yeah, the only thing that's getting eaten out of her asscheeks is her icecream poop
>>27088631
It would be foolish to do that before we crush the enemies.
If we kill each other before we kill the enemy they will attack when we are at our weakest point.
Only the strong shall survive and only the strong shall compete for their waifu
>>27088638
>cold poop
what
>>27088641
they're not the enemy because they're not in competition
they just have shit taste
Feels good being Rarity's established husbando.
>>27088654
And if we do not get rid of them before they get rid of us their shit taste will rule the world.
THINK DAMMIT THINK.
BURN THE DASHFAGS
WAIFU WARS NOW
>>27088655
oh, hi Twilight! I didn't know you posted on here
Twilight x Pinkie
>>27085065
sonata dusk pls
>>27085067
season 6 is a mistake
>>27088661
>raritwi
Almost as bad as raridash.
>>27088677
hey, at least it's not rarijack
>>27088634
There was only one guy pushing the papa John's and Pepsi thing. I don't remember anyone talking about Rarity and diapers
That dumbest fanon I have ever heard for my waifu isthat she would want to be in a relationship with me
>>27088710
okay but only if she can join
>>27088691
i was the papajohns guy, but in my canon rarity prefers coke.
>>27088684
or TwiDash
>>27088719
well yeah
what else are friends for
>>27088722
I don't even know why that would make anon upset it's not like you ever spammed the threads with it
>>27088634
>>27088691
>>27088722
I don't even know what you guys are talking about
>>27088729
I wouldn't know, I don't have friends.
>>27088737
shutup twilight
>6 years in
>spike still doesnt have a song
>>27088753
Twilight has more friends than me.
>>27088756
wasn't he about to sing once and got cut off or am I thinking of something else
>>27088777
Pretty sure you're thinking of Big Mac
>>27088777
He was going to sing a song he knew
Then it turned out to be a different song
Then he dropped his spaghetti hard.
>>27088790
oh right, that was hard to watch
it just kept going
>>27088777
That was the CMC.
Spike only sang in the Failure Song and the Cloudsdale Anthem.
fucking bronies
>>27088736
Someone is upset that someone else has a stupid headcanon and other stuff that never happened.he probably wasn't here for epileptic Rarity
>>27088798
/)
>>27088802
I want to pet that pony
>>27088792
While you're correct, definitely one of my favourite scenes.
>>27088792
It was hard, but passable with turned off sound and partially closed eyes.
Princess Spike I was THIS close to just calling it a day and waiting for people to come back from the stream during that one.
>>27088756
>>27088777
Spike did a duet with twilight. As someone who loves spike, I'm satisfied.
>>27088508
Nice
>>27088830
>pony
>>27088830
>Wheeled ponies.
Now that's an old thing I haven't seen in forever.
>>27088843
Well at least it's a segway and not a hoverboard
>>27088843
What is this ugly abomination?
>>27088852
>at least it's this old lame thing instead of this new lame thing
why does society decide it is unmanly to brush and hug little ponies
>>27088856
It's the future anon.
>>27088856
wheely bopper, obviously
>>27088852
I believe that image predates hoverboards
The filly has gone insane and it's your fault.
>>27088868
The new lame thing would catch on fire and/or explode.
>>27088871
Look at the colour of that shit, man.
He'll corrupt the young.
>>27088882
rub her belly
>>27088882
ponies going fucking nuts is a longstanding pony tradition
>>27088893
spoiler that shit man, she's even got clothing on
would you be really rough or really gentle with your stallion boyfriend's sexy ballsack
>>27088886
You look like a loser riding either one is my point
>>27088913
really gentle
>>27088913
when i fap to stallions in my imagination it is always rough
>>27088913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A7gBS3QiqA
>>27088913
I bet my horsebando has the nicest smelling balls
>>27088756
But he sung the crystal empire anthem
>>27088927
why
i'm not clicking on that you asshole
>>27088893
No booping. $300 fine
how does human get apples
How are your harems coming along?
>>27088945
It's ok she'll just awoo instead
>>27088950
bretty gud
>>27088950
Great
IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT!
WHAT'S THE PLAN FOR THE WEEKEND?
>>27088949
>personal use
that's a really odd phrase to be using about apples
>>27088967
Does she get her material from the Sad Panda?
how do I stop Princess Luna from raping me every night
I can stay up for two nights, but after that I'll crash and just dream again
last time she said that I made the perfect cocksleeve
please help
>>27088967
Get drunk, do homework and try not to break down
>>27088976
stop resisting, pipsqueak
it's for the best
>>27088954
that one really likes to awoo
>>27088967
I'm trying to convince some friends to go hiking out in a local national park with me. If not, probably just watching a movie and hanging out.
>>27088967
daww
That's cute.I'm going to be tending the orchard.
>>27088967
P A R T Y
>>27088896o shit I never got that in the showi'm worse than charlie
>>27088976
dream rape isnt real rape so it is legal i am sorry
>>27088950
Currently looking into getting a pegasus too
I hear that heir winghugs are really cozy
>>27088967
Watch the episode, get some new work boots, play some more Souls 3.
That's about it.
>>27088967
Cry about how lonely I am
>>27088967
>WHAT'S THE PLAN FOR THE WEEKEND?
>>27088998
>fucking tappy colt
what the hell man
he didn't even have his cutie mark when this was drawn
this is super illegal
>>27089010
That's Scootalo
>>27089010
I don't think he existed.
>>27088998
I want a harem of nothing but pegasus mares.
A half dozen downy soft pegasus mares.
>>27088967
Cuuuuute! I'm moving somewhere, it might be ok
>>27088984
this is a very hot mental image
>>27089020
you're scootaloo
>>27089023
you didn't exist
>>27089024
this but with stallions
>>27089025
Moving sucks.
I wish you the best.
And a nice take-away meal at the end.
>>27089030
I want to be Sweetie Belle
>>27088967
watch anime about girls with massive tits
>>27088910
>>27088967
>She totally reads hentai.
Shout, please. Shout, don't do this to me...
>>27089024
softness is a very underappreciated aspect of the pony
>>27088998
i want a herd of a earth pony and pegasi mare, and a unicorn stallion.That way between everyone you can get m/m, f/f, and m/f, as well as orgies of all four.
Forcing the fillies to watch non-entry level animu.
>>27089050
Oh no. This isn't going to end well.
>>27089085
So, Log Horizon? Or Spice and Wolf?
>>27089050
why is she sad, all ponies like booping
>>27089085
I want to watch Nerima Daikon Bros with the cmc
>>27089103
Because the one booping herisn't you.
>>27089103
Ponies tend to cry a lot for dumb reasons. You can't caress a random mare's mane without tears, I swear.
>>27088967
Fight for my waifus honor in >>27084279
>>27089085
I want to show the CMC + spike serial experiments lain
>>27089063
i just want to experience this scenario
every once in a while a guy just has to check and make sure he's still straight
>>27089120
that's the worst image I've seen all day
the least popular ship is:
>>27089153
your relationships
>>27089153
Andrea Doria
>>27089080
why is her face so pretty and purple
>>27089153
USS IOWA
>>27089148
First time on /mlp/ eh?
>>27089153
i havnt met anyone else who loves my fav ship which is treehugger x moondancer x futa rarity
>>27089175
its strange how i am feeling awful but looking at this picture gives me hope in life that things can be good.
>>27089188
i had to drop her from my gilly harem after i caught her hanging out with twist
>>27089195
yeah Rarity' ass can do that
>>27089188
>Filthy Jew supporter filly.
>>27089195
Even on the darkest days Rarity's butt can make them seem brighter.
>>27089180
I ship Moondancer and Treesie because of they eyebrows.
I guess I can work futa Rarity in there.I would like to fuse Rarity and Tree Hugger into a super waifu
>>27089223
>>27089213
>>27089175
>rarity butt
Forgive me, but I thought Fluttershy had the fattest of butts.
>>27089188fluttershy's illegitimate daughter
>>27089238
Fluttershy's is probably the softest but I wouldn't say biggest. That honor goes to Pinkie Pie.
>>27089242
that's stupid
you're stupid
>>27089238
>>27089246
I can't believe how wrong you two are.
Rarity has her mother's butt so she has the fattest.
>>27089263
but she has to keep it reasonably sized so she can fit into her fancy dresses
tara strong is going to be in a R movie, this is sure to give us some lewd twily dialogue.
STOP TRYING TO SEDUCE ME PONIES AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27089271
>helping Rarara out of a dress after a gala
>her butt immediately doubles in size
>>27089263
Rarity hasn't grown into her motherly butt yet. Right now Pinkie has the honor of biggest butt, but come middle age, and a kid or two, Rarity will overtake her.
>>27089246
>>27089263
>>27089271
Fluttershy's is softest, Pinkie's is biggest and Rarity's is shapeliest.
>>27089283
it's like Cinderella but instead of a glass slipper it's Rarity's ass in a dress
or something
I think the Spikesode will be good.
i want to line up all the ponies' butts and give them a sniff
Aww yeah Friday horse time
>>27089271
There's always a little extra room in the back
>>27089295
knock yourself out
>>27089298
>>27089238
It's one of the largest to be sure. Applejack also has a large butt, but it's more muscular and not as soft.
UNDENIABLE PROOF
We all know Fluttershy has a small butt
>>27089293
this is the last chance i will give them, if spike is a huge fuck up i am going to rage.
>>27089325
The best butt belongs tothe pony you love
>>27089293
I haven't been on /mlp/ for a while, but what's with this starlight x spike /ss/ the board keeps forcing?
>>27089325
Luna has a tiny butt.
>>27089284
Rarity or Sweetie growing into their mom's body shape is so hot to me for some reason.I wish Cookie got more love
>People saying Rarity has a big butt.
She has to chase her daughter all over the boutique.
>>27088967
play star citizen free week
>>27089282
I just realized that's his fucking emachines battlestation
How the fuck do you live like that
It's obvious who has the best ass.
How can ponelets even compete with the gloriousness that is the sun?
>>27089350
Sweetie doesn't even live with her
>>27089282
>>27089351
> no blueshirts
science ANGER
>>27089354
When your options are shit or nothing, it's surprising on how well you can live with shit
>>27089351
>Twilight and Applejack in red shirts.
Oh fuck they are dead...
>>27089360
But Celestia has a tiny white girl's ass
>>27089376
Command wore the red uniforms as well as Security
>>27089376
tng worked differently than tos
>>27087328
The times has changed, my friend. The times has changed...
>>27089354
NEVER
OBSOLETE
>>27089360
You're right, but you posted the wrong sun
You can't own a filly.
>>27089426
can I be owned if I get transformed into a filly?
>>27089426
don't tell me what I can't do
>>27089415Sunburst's massive cock
>>27089513Sunburst's reasonably sized cock
*raises hoof*
>>27089526
>toying yourself with his reasonably sized dildo while he magically masturbates his gigantic dong
>>27089534
*flags tail*
>>27089534
no questions at this time, please
>>27089534
Yes pony?
>>27089581I'm a camel
>>27089599
I'm still going to fuck you
Postponies we will never see in the series again.
>>27089618
>>27089618
>>27089618
>>27089618
most colts
>>27089618
>>27089633
But no one cares about colts.
>>27089647
I care about stallions
and I know you need colts to make stallions
although I'm not 100% on the details of the process itself
>>27089618
What happened to the nurse
>>27089659
Copyright issues. Red crosses on white backgrounds are haram.
>>27089658
there is nothing wrong with colts
>>27089647
I care.
>>27089671
Well at least we still have the chubby nurse
>>27089647
I like Colts more than fillies
I luv appeljack
Pony wants a nipple massage
Please help pony with your dexterous human monkey fingers
Quest objectives:Trigger Starlight.
>>27089716
only if she promises to stop speaking like that
and stop nya'ing at me
>i would rather kiss a horses asshole than a human girl
i wonder if this is the time to seek professional help
>>27089721friendship
shout is one of my favorite artists
>>27087850
>>27087825
>>27088156
>NO FUN ALLOWED
You people are faggots
>>27089734
i get legitimately triggered every time i remember my early sonic erp days
remembering them causes my body physical pain
>>27089728
Well, one's about as likely as the other at this point.
>>27089770
>>27089774
i am pretty sure i will have my face deep in raritys VR asshole pretty soon
thats all i need to be happy
>With a massive, echoing rip, his massive cock tore its way out from his pant leg. Soarin's knees buckled, and he hit the ground. His now four-and-a-half-foot member weighed heavily on the floor, both his hands pressing tightly against the thick veins around the base of his shaft.
>>27089778
>Still no Animal Crossing on the WiiU
>Instead Nintendo releases some retarded spin-off game called "Amiibo Festival"
Those fucking niggers.
>>27089876
>posting random garbage out of the blue
faggot
Would you have kids with a pony?
>>27089745
Maybe we have different definitions of fun
>>27089940
sure
>>27089949
yeah, and you have the shit one
>>27089940
someday maybe, but not now. my life is in no state to be having kids
>>27089770
When I think about the time I spent role playing ongaiamake me want to kill myself.That and how much money I spent on maplestory and yugioh cards
>>27089940
But shes not a goat.
>>27089940
especially that one
>>27089963
>that spoilerI spent a fuckton on lego and still do occasionally, but at least it can be resold for somethingthat kinda sucks
>>27089956
What's fun about some lame idea that humans existed before Equestria and they were all magic and shit. I thought it was dumb when people pushed that idea in s1 and it's dumb now.
I already don't like harem stuff, but why cut from the story just for a really dumb backstory about humans?
>>27089940
Many.
>>27089996
>HiE
worst
it's fun to imagine anon but even then it's just wish fulfillment
>>27089770I've spent $1000+ on unusual hats in TF2 over the years. I only play the game for a few hours each week now.
>>27090022
why are his pants down
>>27090044
Why aren't yours?
>>27090044
Celestia is giving him a magicjob under the table
>>27090136
But he's trying to enjoy his steak
>>27090064
>wearing pants
>in your house
I don't see the point
>>27090208
I live with other people.
>>27090196
He can enjoy both
>>27090196
But his steak is well done.
>>27090208
i dont like my huge dick and massive balls swinging around so much without pants
Eating outCelestiawith Celestia at a fancy restaurant
>>27090244
Secretly eating out Celestia during some important political meeting
>>27089743
he's a keeper
and I bet a great husbando
>>27090232
You don't even wear pants Sweetie
>>27090271
Secretly being Celestia while the real Celestia eats you out at some important but not really political meeting
>>27089274
>Implying there isn't already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MhqHCpBVKY
>>27090283
Fucking and roleplaying as Celestia while wearing a Celestia fursuit
>>27090303
Harassing anon about making friends and breaking his windows while wearing a Celestia fursuit
>>27090271
Do you think the reason Celestia and Luna lost to Tirek was because they were getting distracted being eaten out by invisible Anons?
>>27090350
>>27090313
Reading anon a bedtime story and tucking him in while wearing a Celestia fursuit
Celestia has a fat butt
Celestia has fat nuts
i think its time to end it for good fellas
>>27090396
Suicide pact!?
You may not be hugging your colt enough.
Celestia has the juiciest B-hole in town.
Do you think Celestia has ever contemplated suicide?
>>27090406
Do you think she even could die if she wanted to?
>>27090406
probably, she has no real family
her sister and friends were all super villains at one point so she had no one to turn to
Secretly pretending Princess Celestia as anon wearing a magical Princess Celestia fursuit imbibed with her powers because you killed the real Princess Celestia accidentally in an ironic way and now have to figure out how to take on her responsibliities without the ponies knowing
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Do you think Celestia could make me less suicidal