604- On Your Marks
Written by Dave Polsky and Josh Haber
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
Friendship is Magic #41 is storytimed here!
>>27066304
Good Night, Baby Flurry Heart is storytimed here!
>>27064471
Having so many activities available is just plain entertaining for Equestrians, but in a way, it's also something akin to the Cutie Mark Crusaders method. With so many things to do, a young pony's bound to find their mark sooner or later. Maybe most don't pursue earning a mark quite as fervently, but doing things they find interesting is always a good step towards talents.
Even once one's been earned, though, there's still plenty of room for just having fun!
>>27074290
Previous thread.
>filly
PONY HARD
>>27079497
WHOA SOMEONE CALM THAT MARE DOWN
601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9
603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5
UPCOMING EPISODE TEASER + PROMOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mvnjs21aIcU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvt2ArLEQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm94QmFObjI
605 - Gauntlet of Fire:In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.
606 - No Second Prances
607 - Newbie Dash:After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail:Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.
609 - Saddle Row & Rec:When Rarity opens her flagship store in Manehattan, a tell-all article threatens to expose how badly her friends almost ruined the Grand Opening.
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>>27079491
sonata dusk pls
>>27079507
season 6 is a mistake
>>27079488
PINKIE GO AWAY IM BUSY WITH THE FILLIES
Wow, I fucked that up.
>>27079497
I can't get enough of this gif lately
flo is too cute
>>27079506
>>27079522IT'S TOO LATE
>>27079537
getting cucked by filly
I'M LOOKING AT YOU APPLEBLOOM
cuckqueen 2016
>>27079541
Anon, is there a problem?
>>27079546
are you ready for dragons
>>27079565
You know it.
>>27079540
I always get a pretty heavy feeling of dread after looking at a cute pony pic drawn by Nips.
I guess I'm afraid that it'll be drawn getting abused or worse the next day
>>27079491
I'm going skiing with filly!
>>27079562
the problem is Applebloom cucking me
Now I know how Twilightfags feel like
>"Copy that."
>'Copy that.'
>Chh Copy that, over
>"We don't need to make the 'Chh' noise, over."
>'Copy that, over'
>Chh you guys suck, over
>>27079604
drones are cute
roboponies in general are so cute
>>27079594
I think you have an actual problem. You mayyy be retarded.
>>27079625
>Tfw this bag of bolts has more lewd drawn of her than the giant spandex wearing one.
God dammit Khorme.
>>27079662
Anon that's rude
>>27079594
No she's not. She showed no hints of interest in him that went beyond her general kindness. If anything, I relate this more to the Flutterfags. The animators might try to push it, but it'll never really happen. This won't go beyond vague anxiety and uncomfort.
Memes.
Memes have changed.
please do not feed the ponies
Besides, Apple Bloom already has Snips!
>>27079762
Tenderbloom is the new hotness.
Remember to check your rental pony for dents or scratches before signing a contract.
>>27079758
>can you believe it, they'll let you trade out your greasy old fries for a whole bag of apples
>and they're already sliced!
>I hope they don't waste too much money on all those fries they'll have to throw out
>>27079581
Its all stage acting Anon, any abuse you see is fully in line with the pony actors guild of Equestria. They use camera tricks for most of the shots, and the ponies get a long break whenever they need one.
>>27079629
dont you cuck me now, anon...
>>27079812
Not really.
>>27079840
ACTING
>another spike episode
>implying character development
>by the end he has to choose between being dragon lord or going back to ponyville
>renounces his title and goes back to being an overworked, underappreciated book keeper
>this is a good end, I guess
>you will never be really good bros with Shining Armor
>really really good bros
>>27079892
>you forgot another spike episode, with ponies.
>>27079546
You don't understand. Princess Celestia used the realm between dimensions to keep her egg safe. She transferred it to your mother's womb and nine months later a beautiful baby boy was born. And Princess Celestia'sin love with her baby boy
What do you think Applejack will do on her day off? How long can she go without appleing
>>27079546
I miss the meta gifs
>>27079892
We got a qt dragoness out of it at least
>>27079908
Imagine
A world without apples
>>27079581
then I hope you like this feeling anon cause theres more to come
that boi stepped up his edge like crazy
>>27079908
I like to think she deepthroats a banana.
>>27079981
>>27079999
Shutup you're not real.
>>27079908
>>27079978
sr. pelosnew undertale video whenalso jesus christ is that true like why does he feel like he needs to keep making such edgy pieces gOD DAMNIT DUDE
>>27079999
Yeah, can you believe this shit Applejack?
The banana obviously goes up your asshole.
>>27080023
>>27079812
anon he kills ponies
and then makes other ponies fuck the corpses
>>27079999
>>27080041
Camera tricks and props.
>>27079581
Nah, Flo isn't for bully.
>>27080017
>>27079978
>that boi stepped up his edge like crazy
I did?
My Little Pony Fast Fun Fact:
According to Paracelsus, the method for creating a homunculus is to cum inside a gourd and insert it into a horse's womb. Then you feed it human blood for up to 10 months.
>>27080017
He said once that people ask him to draw that for them
But I'm sure he takes pleasure doing this stuff normally now
>>27080028
I know, you want an apple up your asshole.
But it's your day off! No apples allowed, only ass-bananas.
>>27080050
>>27080050
I'm not buying it
>>27080041
the thing that weirds me out about nips is that, like, i'm a disgusting degenerate to the extent that i think the rape fantasy stuff is kinda hot... riiight up until he starts actually drawing the ponies in pain and doing horrific shit to them. the sadism stuff doesn't appeal to me. i know, it's insane, like i can only get off to a more gentle kind of rape porn.
>>27079486
>Having so many activities available is just plain entertaining for Equestrians
And yet, they still somehow manage to have NEET ponies
>>27080072
Its illegal to hurt ponies, ergo they have to fake it.
>>27080077
we all want a kinder, gentler rape
>>27079918
I still have a few dozen of them, I just always forget to use them
>>27080059
I really wish we were back to the simpler moth pone days
when we didn't have to worry about Nips brutally murdering/traumatizing/abusing cute ponies
>>27079507
post vintage memes please
>New Dragon episode
>No one else here is hyped
>>27080135
Not everyone is a massive scaly like you, Klondork
>>27080135
That's because they can't write Spike episodes for fucking shit.
>>27080135
I'm ready for new dragon!
Pat the pony on the head.
Man, fuck dragons
>>27080154
>>27080157
Good...Good...
All according to plan.
>>27080099
Moff was fun, but there were so many people complaining about not doing worldbuilding stuff, too much lewd, not enough lewd, people from moff trying to start shit with other boards etc. All sorts of stuff that lead to them dying out.
>>27080070
I've always liked drawing edgy, gorey stuff since i was a kid. Quake 2, stephen king, monster movies, all those things had huge influences on me. And, if I can draw something for someone's weird fetish and enjoy doing it, then hey, no hard done. Everyone deserves to have some of their content they like.Unless you like scat or diapers. Those are literal shit fetishes.
>>27080135
>it's a spike episode
Mission ObjectivesWpssh Daapi. You must not fail.
>>27080143
fug u bish
>>27080149
You are my only friend for the next three days
>>27080156
Yes. Fuck dragons.
>>27080180
£5 says its an episode about Twilight and Rarity being in prison and study dragons where spike does stuff in the background as cameo's but isn't the focus.
>>27080135
>>27080191Is there porn of the dinosaurs?
>>27080135
the problem with dragon episodes is that consequently they're almost always spike episodes
>>27080179
>Moff was fun, but there were so many people complaining about not doing worldbuilding stuff, too much lewd, not enough lewd, people from moff trying to start shit with other boards etc. All sorts of stuff that lead to them dying out.
That's generally a problem with a lot of the generals on /mlp/. They are too specific, which means the topic quickly burns out but people are also too attached to it by then to just let it die.
>>27080191
>naughty scalie corner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iyvvT-8m3c
>>27080180
I would rather have a "Spike does stupid shit because he's a moron and somehow gets by in the end" episode than a "CMC freakout over something that has an obvious solution" episode
>>27079903
target spotted
>>27080202
https://e621.net/post/index/1/general_zera
Enjoyor don't. I didn't
>>27080231
Remember to put out a bowl of honey for wandering changelings, to let them know you're friendly.
>>27080236
That is not a very good haul.
Since tattoos wouldn't show up well do edgy pones get branded instead?
>>27080179
please draw some tender, gentle rape where the objective is less about causing suffering than forcing someone to enjoy it against their will
for some reason that's real hot to me.
>>27080106
>>27080236
What a bonerkill
ponies are very sensitive and easily frightened creatures
please be gentle with the and approach them slowly
>>27080219
The point of the episode wasn't the solution, though. It was Apple Bloom adjusting to change and having feels.
>>27080208
Yeah. I didn't want to see it when I took part in the moth threads, but it's true all around. That's why it's good for threads to go away, then come back when they're ready. It's healthier that way.
>>27080259
That's actually on my list of things to draw.
>>27080145
Why do the writers keep forgetting that he's a literal child?
A little 10 year old boy.
>>27080266
that is slavery
raise ur poners
>>27080239
>too late torun~
>>27080259
>Forcing pleasure onto someone against there will
I enjoy this too but I didn't know what to call it. It doesn't have to be rape with dicks though. It could be shit like someone going down on someone else while they struggle to push them away while obviously enjoying it. If one of the partners is reluctant while at the same time not being against it, it's kinky
>>27080291
thats such a harsh word
id prefer pony pet program
>>27080283
>secretary and assistant
>lust-added teen
>blankie-toting babby
Spike's not really got a fixed mental age. Plus it's already been demonstrated that dragons age in a weird way and that Spike will probably stay small forever if he keeps hanging out with pones.
>>27080280
gonna finish up cancer quest fugboi?
>>27080322
it's no fun if they aren't willing
>>27080266
I wish I could buy a little pony on the black market.
I would make her my live-in assistant.
I'd probably eventually let her go. Or maybe pay her so she can buy cute things and enjoy her interests easier.
Bonbon would probably kill you if you touched her butt
Remember to make sure that pony slavery is legal in your county.
>>27080319
>"Take this off, now!"
>>27080340
it would be fun to watch something like Roots with her
>>27080293
poner status: raised.
>>27080342
Remind her that I am not real.
Bon bon could not kill me after touching her butt. My armor class is too high.
>>27080328Which one?(^:
But I do plan on getting back to NE soon. School stuff, plus some health issues have gotten in the way a bit.
>>27080320
Orgasm torture is still torture, Enjoyable rape is still rape. Just man up and admit you like rape and torture.
>>27080325
>the eternal dragonlet
>>27080368
I like rape but not torture.
>>27080259
It sounds logically contrary, but I get where you're coming from. Cause it's a twisted thing I enjoy too.
>>27080358
Pillows and a football helmet does not count as armor
>>27080340
>I would make her my live-in assistant.
I want a pony secretary. I bet that would even motivate me to actually do something.
>>27080389
Tiny marshmallow hooves do not count as weapons.
>>27080340
Why would you need a black market? Ponies aren't people; they don't have rights. It would probably be perfectly legal to buy and sell them.
>>27080398
t. pony slaver
>>27080361
nsfw version?
>>27080368
It's not orgasm torture. It's more of a "I shouldn't want this but I do" kind of thing.
It's not rape because they haven't said no but it's also still not consent because they haven't said yes.
Like say your favorite waifu/husbando pony is sucking you off. You enjoy it but at the same time you want them to stop because you're at your moms house and you don't want to get caught.Except in my head its more of an enemy starts sucking you off. It feels good but you also don't trust them and so you're struggling to decide whether or not you should resist them or let them drink your cider.
>>27080361
Good horsey practice if you ask me.
>>27080398
Don't enslave sapient creatures, Anon.
>>27080403http://imgur.com/ycTuuzS
>>27080422
WAKE UP
>>27080332
OBEY HORSE
OBEY
I don't want to enslave the ponies, but its just so easy.
The pony traps just fill themselves.
>>27080444
I think she's starting to like it
You've been pony's slave for so long you can't remember anything else.
>>27080422
but it's only 6pm EDT (Earth Daylight Time)
>>27080413
That's not enslavement, smooze just has a public humiliation fetish.
>>27080445
Why do you have pony traps if you don't want to enslave them
>>27080445
>pony traps
unf
>>27080346
>Oh gosh, I'm sorry. It's just I can't have you trying to run away all the time. Now just come with me so I can get what I need and maybe, if you don't struggle too much, we'll BOTH have some fun!
>>27080459
I sort of inherited one after I freed a pony from it. Then I took it home and forgot about, the next day there was a pony inside it.
Same one.
>>27080477
>she doesn't even care
>she just waves hello when you find her in it again
>>27080420
Looks pretty good familia.
>>27080266
And this is why Celestia went on a griffon genocide that spanned four score.
>>27080447
And then anon moves the hose in closer, so the tip of the nozzle is pressed up against her butthole.
>>27080420
thanks needed it for scientific reasons
>>27080522
>"AH FUCK LJN! FUCK CHEETAHMEN! FUCK ACTION 52!!"
>>27080497
Why was that truck flying? Why would pegasi need a truck??
>>27080583
They wanted to transport a lot of things all at once and they're pegasi so fuck the ground.
>>27080497
>ponies have invented the differential
Why would a pulled wagon need a diff
>>27080502
I wanna try assplay with Applejack
http://i.imgur.com/n8ysY4m.webm
>>27080626
You think Applejack and Dash compete with each other to see who's the most hardcore at buttstuff?
>>27080660
I'd drink that milkshake.
>>27080694
>>27080694
>>27080697
Dash doesn't seem like the anal type.
>>27080741
Dash probably only likes getting eaten out. She's selfish enough like that.
>>27080726
how is she doing that with her hoof
>>27080749
national television says otherwise
>>27080741
At most she'll slip in a tiny, pencil thin buttplug and rub herself off in just a few minutes.
>>27080767I want Applejack to train me to take larger and larger toys in my anus and call me a good little butt slut
>>27080694
That is the sweetest goddamn thing.
>>27080798
we know
you talk about it practically nonstop every day
>>27080802
I want to bring hay to my horse wife one day
>>27080821
What if
we gotTwilight anal anonandApplejack good-little-butt-slut anonto hook up with each other?
you will never
suck Shining Armor's
>>27080694
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
free lollipops
Half pony half horse has a crush on you
Be your sister and be your mother too
filly popstars
>>27080843
I like where you're going with this.
They could insert waifu-colored buttplugs into each others asses
Don't mind me just four years late
http://i.imgur.com/3Up7jD0.jpg
>>27080867
>Front half is an adorable little pony with a cute smile and a bright personality.
>Back half is a big strong horse with gaping loose butthole and floppy horsevag.
>>27080900
>this was 4 years ago
>>27080900
Pfffffff
>>27080915
What the fuck have I been doing.
All I've done is get older.
Fuck.
>>27080900
And that's how Flurry Heart was conceived
>>27080915
3 1/2 years ago
>>27080900
>crystal empire has an advanced cum military research project
You guys....was this episode pretty bad do you think?
All the episodes this season are like a major step down from Season 5
The premire: boring, lame plot, unexplained illogical happenings, broken cannon (Celestia and Luna are immortal but not born alicorns). Also Starlight has no reflection on her heel-face character change (unlike Sunset Shimmer)
6x03 - Repetitive. Characters have things happen to them, and then are immediately shown explaining exactly what just happened to someone else. Plot is contrived and cartoony. Characters are all overacting. Maud is one dimensional. Also, very boring
6x04 - Bad plot. Doesn't give a conclusive answer about the CMC. The thing with Bulk Biceps was cringeworthy. The thing with the dancing pony was not set up well. The lesson was....strange, quite different from what we're used to seeing on the show.
I can't see myself ever rewatching any of these episodes
>pony will never WHAP you with her butt
>>27080970
I would say they were all fairly average to me so far
basically s4 tier, like in general good but not so much as s2/s5
>>27080977
Good.
>>27080970
>The lesson was strange
What do you think that was?
>It's a Spike episode
>>27080970I actually honestly think the entire season has been a shitshow so far and I'm wondering why I invest my time into this show anymore. Hopefully tomorrows episode will change my mind since I actually enjoy Spike episodes
>>27080900
okay
but why is one pony and the other not
this makes no sense
>>27081040
Shit, I didn't even notice that.
Because tits I guess.
>>27081040
SoHFquestria
>>27081004
I'm sure Spike will learn a valuable life lesson.
Then immediately go back to being Twilights subby little butt bitch by the end of the episode.
>>27081004
Amazing.
>>27081038
i cant see it as that bad really
>>27081038
>tomorrows episode
*saturdays
>>27080970
>broken cannon (Celestia and Luna are immortal but not born alicorns)
This has never been established in canon on the show. It's the basis of a lot of headcanon and fanfiction, though.
Pone butt stronk.
>"The pony?"
>"Did you say..."
>"DID YOU SAY?!!"
>"THE PONY?!!!!!!!!!"
>>27081086
WHY AREN'T YOU SLEEPING
Filly's, baby back ribs.
Filly's baby back ribs.
>>27081127
Yes I did, you prick. What, you gonna stab me? Don't be so dull-witted, refute my point. Let's see if you can slice this debate, you hack.
>>27081159
Is it from real babies?
>>27080900
Oh wow, it's garbage, who would have guessed?
Just fuck off already.
>>27081111
I heard that once the ponies' moon shut out the sun
>>27081217
what am I even supposed to study
>>27080900
That's kinda my fetish.
>>27081224
I want to that pone
>>27081234
The miracle of burth
You will never casually help out Shining Armorsexually
>>27081274
Oh no, someone put an animated sticker on Twilight's fat stomach.
>>27081274
>dont' ever talk to me or my son again
>>27081274
I don't understand
Why is there a tiny be-diapered Twilight clone freaking out in a hollow recess of Twilight's stomach
>>27080900
I wish a stallion would launch me off his cock like a rocket with his cum
>>27081285
>>27081287
>>27081290
http://www.fynsy.com/gamefin/my_little_pony_birth
This doesn't look very anatomically correct
http://i.imgur.com/oKdaYWR.png
whoa unf
>>27081352>spunky
>>27081287
>>27081352
Indeed.
Guys, help. I don't wanna write anymore essays. Stop group projects where no one does the work. Finals are too scary.
>>27081352
At least it isn't msob.
who's a pretty pony
>>27081497
>>27081497
I want all the ponies.
All of them.
>>27081497
>>27081439
>darkhazard
nice.
I love that little heat-foot jewellery thing he sometimes draws on the girls.
>>27081497
>>27081533
Even this one?
Remember, she'll stank up the rest of the ponies.
>>27081555
Just need to give her a nice hot bath and she'll be as good as new.
>>27081555
Moondancer is a clean smelling pone
>>27081497
>>27081600
Is this the cutest filly on the show?
>>27081582
This will end with radiation poisoning.
>>27081600
yes
>>27081565
You try to remove the stank from Moondumpster.
After bathing her, all that's left is a tub of brown water. Nothing remains of her.
She was made entirely of stank.
>>27081555
This is the worst meme
Even worse than Anal Twilight Anon
>>27081635
Well at least she'll be free then.
>>27081540
you mean like ankle bracelets?
>>27081608
I wouldn't say the cutest, but she is pretty high up there.
>>27081638
To be fair, she lives in a fucking hovel. It's not out of the question that her hygiene is bad.
>>27081673
but minuette's place is bad too, does that mean she's stank
musky marehoods
>>27081662
No I mean this thing. A little love heart next to the sole of a foot.
>>27081689the best
>>27081693
>I wonder what this artist's fetish is
>>27081693
Ohhh
Oh wow I never noticed that
Tis cute
>>27081695
OH NO
YOU'VE BEEN TOUCHED BY JAPANESE HORSE
>>27081709
But what if she starts touching you in bad places? You cant touch her back.
>>27081709
What happens if Japanese horse touches you?
odds: draw
evens: vid
dubs: beb
>>27081726
Turning japanese, yes you'll be turning japanese, I really think so.
>>27081734
Watch out for those stairs when you go to play vidya
>>27081734
have fun with vid
>>27081741
oh nooooo
It's on the house kid.
>>27081689
A little bit of musk is ok.
is there a korean horse
What if the US invades Equestria?
>>27081853
What if we challenge them to a rock-off?
>>27081892
I prefer Basketball matches
What a beautiful HorseTown
>>27081853
>0 oil.
>No sand apes.
We never would.
>>27081916
>suddenly a whole new world full of resources
dude the whole world would rush to get a slice
>>27081916
find a way to use magic as an energy source, invasion is a go
>>27081916
What are you talking about, there'd be plenty of untapped oil reserves since they have no petrol industry we've seen
>>27081901
>Space Jam but with ponies
Kobe Bryant just retired too
>>27081916
Horses that can consent to fucks.
>>27081943
but that's unfair because they can just go unicorn magic to control the balls
Can Changelings feed on lust?
>>27081943
>tfw ywn watch Space Jam with Lyra and Bonbon
>>27081903
feels like a picnic
>>27081958
>tfw I really wanted to fuck that rabbit.
>>27081956
It tastes different
>>27081967
>>27081956
It supercharges them. That's how Chrysalis got so powerful.
>>27081853
>Be me.
>Celestia's special forces.
>Get mad pussy daily.
>coltasssotight.jpg
>suddenly.
"Captain! There is a giant fucking bird in the sky shooting fucking lightning.
>ziggawut
>follow lower tier fag to balcony.
>Giant fucking bird thing with red, white, and blue flag on it's ass is making ponies into spaghetti.
>I'm fucking 3, 14. I can take this little shit.
>Fly up there.
>See hayburgers being thrown everywhere.
>Wait. That isn't hay.
>It fucking beef. Fuck it's going down.
"This is for you David Hasselhoff!"
>Turns out there's little people on bird.
>Shit zigga should've not mouthed that weed.
>Look back at people. One clearly 6, 5.
>Fucking apes in my country. Charging up spell.
>REEEEEEE FUCKING APES OUTTA MY COUNTRY.
>They throw more burger.
>Bones turning into burger.
>Mind is burger.
>burger consumes all.
>See faggy ape with beard come out and rape Celestia as she slowly becomes burger.
>Mfw out of time. Running in and out of time.
>Hear the ticking of the countdown clock tonight.
>>27082015
epic
>>27081990
Like Fast Food?
>>27081958
I'd slam into Lyra's jam.
Can I kiss Celestia?
>>27082079
How many limbs will this cost
>>27082000
>>27082173
Today actually is my birthday.
>>27082186
You share it with Rei
>>27082189
I doubt it.
https://derpibooru.org/1131909
lol
>>27081352
WELP, I found my material for the night.
>>27082200
kek
So what did I miss?
Why is Mando trying to distance himself from MLP?
>>27082230
MLP is no longer profitable for content creators unless you make plushies
>>27082230
kinda hard to do that with pony in his name
>>27082230
and why does his avatar look like it's straight out of every cartoon on tv right now
filly is listening to linkinpark
>>27082247
At least they remember that ponies are still ponies.
Really hating how they all act human-like now.
https://e621.net/post/show/546139/
FUCK
>>27082079
>huge pony plush in a hugging pose
oh
my god
>>27082254
Because if he used a pony avatar it would make sense. Instead he's opting for that generic modern western cartoon look.
I really like how as he's running he's basically thrusting the NES controller towards the foreground like "pls guys, watch my channel, I'll play old games like the popular channels too!"
I'm still kind of disgusted that he reuploaded all his old pony music on his channel with generic art to avoid copyright from any artists. Conveniently it put all of the pony songs at the bottom of his popular video lists by resetting the views, thus further distancing himself.
>>27082230
MLP is Niche. He's trying to appeal to more people.
>>27082249
Yeah.
Youtube fucked with how monetization works, so it's now mostly based around the amount of time people spend watching your videos.
It's why there's shitloads of Let's Plays and reaction videos, because that crap can go for hours with very little effort to make.
Animations only last a few minutes and take weeks/months to produce.
Remember to teach your filly useful things so she can be a useful member of society.
>>27082297
that would require me to be a useful member of society that has useful things to teach
Can we just talk about how hot Mando's mom's OC is?
>>27082297
No way. My filly will become stupid and rely on me for life.
>>27082297
Filly is already more useful than me.
>>27082297
I want to bake treats with Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara. Peachie can come too.
>>27082295
I hate this model and how widespread it got in the entertainment industry.
Monetizing people's time is immoral in a sense, considering how limited it is.
>>27082329
>>27081965CHEW
Rarity is not for chubbiness and big adventures
>>27082189
>>27082197
September 19th, frens
>>27082308
>>27082318
But don't you want to make her proud?
PostHusbandos
>>27082346
Is it so immoral if the producers enjoy producing their content and the audience enjoys watching their content?
>>27082414
I don't have one.I have an otouto.
>>27082186
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANON
>>27082411
I've never made anyone proud, why should I start now
>>27082424
It's immoral to consider something less worthwhile because it doesn't last as long.This also applies to video games. Fuck procedural content and give me a well made campaign.
>>27082424
It's immoral imposing a model to the producers that promotes exploiting people out of their time just to have them around for longer and profiting for it, lowering their product's quality in the process.
>>27082438
Because filly looks up to you
>>27082464
and that's how I know she's not real
>>27082469
You're hurting filly's feelings
Please don't hurt the fillies.
>>27082414
Don't you mean HORSEbandos?
Filly will just have to help you!
>>27082529
Yes.
M-M-M-MULTI STRAM
https://piczel.tv/watch/AJRinxooacj
>>27082414
I wouldn't mind being in a relationship with a stallion and mare
>>27082596
You have good taste, anon
>>27082596
As long as I get to be a stallion or mare too, that'd be just great.
>>27082596
>nudity
Filly says wake up you need to make money.
>>27082414
I would this horse.
>>27082672
I would be friends with all the horses.
>>27082678
Yeah, horse friends would be great.
>>27082672
I like that hairstyle legitimately better than the initial typical r63 design.
Still unsure of the hat tho
>>27082672
I would this one, myself.
>>27082414RapeHusbandro
>>27082704
Its a typical emo cut.
>>27082721
Elusive is for tender lovingand forced femonly.
what are some good wholesome nonsexual activities you can do with your pony
>>27082704
I really like it too. Long emo hair would suit a rule 63 Fluttershy.Bangs are great to hide behind and the hair on my neck and on the side of my face make me feel pretty.
The hat is cute but I think it makes him look a bit hippy-ish, as does the necklace but that's just the theme for that tumblr or whatever I think.
>>27082706
>You will never pound a little pony until he cums all over his own face
Why do I even have a dick.
This is a pillow based filly.
>>27082753
Rough anal sex.
>>27082753
Play seashells
Collect volleyballs
etc
DO YOUR TAXES
>>27082766
How does that work?
>>27082753
Casual mutual masturbation while watching Poneflix
>>27082753
Boop each other in public
>>27082754
Would youkiss him after he cums all over his face and mouth, sharing his fluids in a heated, passionate kiss as you hilt deep inside him and paint his insides white with your seed?
>>27082804
thank you for reminding me of a very cute scene
>>27082813
what would you watch?also, having a jack off bud is the best
or so i would imagine
>>27082828
>Cumming inside
But if I pull out at the last second I could cum all over him
>>27082854
Having bodily fluids on you is gross.
>>27082854
>not wanting to see your pearly white cum dribbling out of his ponut after you pull out
What are you, gay?
>>27082079
oh my god
that's so much better than a body pillow
how much for a life-sized celestiawith fuckable vag and anus
>>27082864
It's fucking hot until you come down from the orgasm. Then it's awkward and messy.
>>27082865
I mean, that's awesome too but I want to cum on his fuzzy blue belly.
I guess I'll ask him where he wants it.
i want to sniff twilight's wingpits
>>27082877
Nothing but inside his mouth or butt for sure
>>27082738
What if I want Elusive toDom me?
>>27082896
>cumming in his mouth after he came all over his face and you helped him snowball his own jizz into his mouth
>letting your seed mix in his mouth and his belly
Yeah, alright, you sold me, it's going in.
have any of you guys even actually had gay sexhow would you rate it
I want to hold twilight by the wingpits and run her around the house while making woosh noises.
>>27082913
Don't worry he will.Now put on the dress, anon
>>27082927The prep can be really annoying sometimes but it feels really good most of the time
>>27082931
>>27082931
>>27082970
*splort splort*
*dribble*
*wipe*
>>27083049
THAT'S NOT A TOILET
>>27083049
Did the roofies kick in for Anon?
>>27083062
>cumming into your toilet like a heatheni've done it many times, sadly
are they fucking now
>>27083106
They arecuddlingeach other all night, all nights.
>>27083076
BLUSHING
PONES
>>27083106
He'd probably have a panic attack if she asked to see his dick
>>27082927
10/10
last time I came hands free
to be honest, it feels better than sex with a girlnow I just need to get in a mmf threesome
mares
mares
mares
>>27083106
Just how close are his colors compared to scootaloo
like on a pallette
>>27083106
Why ship two characters for having AN interaction?
>>27083049
https://derpibooru.org/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=imminent+toilet+slave
>>27083106
>Girl touches your butt
>You cum and start farting
>>27083138
What if anon farted out his dick and cummed out his ass?
>>27083126please elaborate
>>27083166
I need an edit with Princess Empty Audio.
>>27083240
fuck off ea
What about non-American ponies?
>>27083261
I don't see that too often, but it's neat when we get to.
>>27083252
>I will never be Princess EA
>>27083261
what about ponies who wish they weren't american?
>>27083261
>non-American ponies
That's literally every pony in the show
>>27083240Dare you enter her magical realm?
>>27083261
All ponies are aliens; they're from a different planet.
>>27083316
I have tons of weird and horrifying fetishes, have publicly masturbated, licked toilets and other dirty stuff and just recently sounded my cock with my pinky.
I do dare to enter magical realmso I can prey on others who enter it
>>27080900
why
also unf
>>27083314
>Did you know 1 out of 3 fillies have mental retardation?
>WELL AHM NOT RETARDED
>Yeah! Me neither!
>Me ne- OH COME ON, REALLY?
>>27083332
i like to imagine the show takes place infuture earth
>>27083341
>sounded my cock with my pinky.
holy shit dude
i've never even thought about that
sounding freaks me out because i don't want to get a urinary tract infection
how does that even feel good
>>27083363
Scootaloo is only physically retarded.
>>27083341
Shitposting is frowned upon in these parts, anon
>>27080900
We need more studies into weaponizing sex and boobs.
What if MLP was set on Brazil?
>>27083366
I did it with a pen, it sorta stung when I piss and I thought I had a UTI but the stinging was only because I was stretching my urethra.
I didn't try sounding with my pinky until I saw another guy sound himself with his pinky, he made it look so damn easy but then again he was using a fairly large sound.alroon on xtube
>>27083382
Okay I'll stop fetishposting
>>27083206
a mmf threesome is with two guys and one girl
>>27083413
that sounds painful
why would you do that
i mean i can understand putting stuff in your butt because of the prostate
>>27083390
this is truly /mlp/ quality
>"Are you a filly or a colt?"
...ponies?
>>27083366
>Future Earth
>The barriers of technology and what we think of magic blurs to the point of being unable to differentiate
>tractorbeams, teleportation, antigravity and other "magical" concepts mundane
>Genetic modification is now easily doable
>The genetic code is now so well understood that you can program DNA to do things never seen in nature
>Technology and Biology blur into one as people now have the ability to modify gravity, utilize telekinesis, or other abilities
>Slowly people start programming their genes into looking less and less human, inspired by animals they think are cute, like ponies, or bad ass, like dragons
>The moon slowly begins drifting further and further away from earth
>Use tractor beam technology go keep moon in a good orbit that doesn't fuck over earths tides
>Eventually world becomes more and more hedonistic
>knowledge is lost as everyone cares less and less since their "technology" is genetic
>humans have speciated into dozens of sapient species that will become ponies, griffons, and dragons
>eventually all knowledge of past is forgotten through generations
>for millions of years super talented people have to keep the moon in check
>later as the sun goes through its stages, strong individuals need to be able to naturally influence the orbit of Earth so to sustain life
>millions of more years pass
>Continents are unrecognizable
>current creatures naturally capable of moving the moon and sun are two pony sisters
>>27083470
that sounds fucking awesome
>>27083450
a very pretty pony
>>27083519
disembodied hands take a wet english cucumber from apple bloom, who has just used it to masturbate and has had a squirting orgasm all over herself
>>27083519
>"Why did ya take my asparagus, Anon?"
Would you trick Derpy into sexual favors?
So...
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tv/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-applejacks-day-off/EP013304160138?aid=zap2it
do you think they will ever invent something cuter that a ponis
>>27083613
""""""day""""""
>>27083613
Applejack jacks off for the whole day?
>>27083613
>applejacks all day jack off
unf
>>27083621
and if so, will it be weaponized?
>>27083613
Ferris Bueller reference?
Will they get good episodes now that they don't need to be a group all the time?
>canon naked treehugger
i never expected something this great
Pony doesn't understand chess. Why are the horsey pieces not the king and queen?
>>27083704
I hope so. I liked that Applebloom episode that DIDN'T have her focusing on achieving a buttmark.
Even tho the other 2 did show up it wasn't for long
>>27083721
She wasn't naked
She had her bandanna on
>>27083704
i hope so
they spent like 5 minutes explaining why they don't need to be together and only have episodes about their cutie marks
Help, I can't stop posting cute fillies.
>>27083781
You can go cuter than that.
Get me 6 more cute fillies ASAP
>>27083781
It's not like that's a problem or anything.
>>27083721
Which episode?
>>27083744
Pony just outed herself as a former Anon. A real pony would have said Princess.
>>27083804
trappy coltsdommy mares
Ponies being ponies.
>>27083833Excellent tastes.
i've had a few too many
can someone take my shitposting keys, please?
>>27083902
I love that car so goddamn much.
>>27083902
i was about to do some moondiaper shitposting but i just lost the motivation
PONIES ARE ASLEEP
POST STOCK VECTORS
hey guys i made a bunch of friends today and joined a dnd group
we had a lot of fun getting started on a campaign todaymy character is a satyr knight named shining armor but i don't think any of them caught on
>>27083979they fucking know
>>27083979A random knight would be more inconspicuous.
>>27083975
>>27083990probablybut whatever, it makes me happy
>>27084003maybe. it's kind of too late to redesign my character though
>>27084008
I remember people saying this was fake because of the low quality of the models.
>>27083979
You fucking brony.
I hope you have LOTS OF FUN
>>27084008
fixed that for you
>>27084019
>>27084008
Whaddya talking about, those are totally fake, Hasbro and DHX wouldn't stoop THAT low.
Pony says you think you do, but you don't.
>>27084008
>>27084019
It would have been better if the artists realized that pony faces don't translate to human faces.
>>27083979
>Shining Armor satyr
>>27084023
i've avoided even mentioning pone for so long it's a breath of fresh air to at least have a vaguely pone character in a game
it's a geekier crowd so at least if word gets out there'll be less of a shitstorm. even if they hate it they're probably heard of bronies by nowRight?
Good thing EqG is getting shitcanned soon.
>>27084039Jon was right. So was Ross.
https://youtu.be/kmvcJuBOaQE
>>27083979
dnd group in real life sounds awful
i will wait for the VR version
>>27084071
It's actually pretty fun if you've got a good imagination
ポニ
>>27084071
We already have roll20 and Tabletop Simulator, what more do you need
>>27084028
Mexican girls, a bachillerato story of six cabronas and Pinchos the dog
>>27084091
>>27084071
Didn't we use Tabletop a few times a while back?
>>27084065
it'll never happen as long as fim is alive
>>27084071
I miss my D&D group. We'd meet on the weekends and go from like 3 until night time.
It was really fun.
>>27084028
BROWNER!
>>27084091
i need my VR avatar to be a hyper futa anthro mare to enjoy any of that
i imagine myself in a room with a bunch of other fetish creeps playing the board game. that is what i want.
>>27084112my group today went from 5-10
close enough?
>>27084106
- They acknowledged FiM was more profitable.
- EqG is actually making FiM's profits wane.
- They learned how to make money from the actual show.
- Producing the show is cheap as fuck compared to making more movies.
I wouldn't be surprised if the next movie was the last.
>>27084129
That's more people than is usually healthy, but maybe it could keep internecine conflicts suppressed for a while. Stuff gets ugly when there aren't enough people to balance out forming couples
>>27084129
Yeah. We'd get pizza and hang out for a while after the game too.
It was good times, but it wouldn't really work too well these days. I wish I had a group that could meet during the week instead.
>>27084135
I wouldn't be surprised if they continued it with a series. We need to see how the minis are doing since they were released in December.
>>27084135
Man I hope so.
>>27084088
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIkYDNbtYxg
>>27084106
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2016/04/hasbro-releases-2015-annual-report-eg.html
>"Core MY LITTLE PONY revenues increased but were, however, more than offset by lower net revenues from the MY LITTLE PONY EQUESTRIA GIRLS products."
After 3 years and 3 movies,EqG continues to shit all over the MLP brand.
>>27084138
lol i meant like time. we played for 5 hours
in terms of people it was just 3 people and the DM
>>27084145
apparently they play a few times a week, so i'm looking forward to future games
and that sucks. hope you find one.
Also don't forget:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3380652/How-Hasbro-stole-march-Mattel-win-500-million-Disney-princess-doll-contract.html
>In September 2014, Disney officially took the doll business to Hasbro, which already had their Marvel and Star Wars licenses – although Mattel still makes toys for the company, including Mickey Mouse.
>‘We’re going to make the Princess brand far bigger and more ubiquitous than it has been in the past,’ says Hasbro CEO Brian Goldner.
EqG came out back in early 2013.
Now Hasbro has the rights to make Disney princess dolls.
They can just focus on selling those, instead of some MLP spin-off.
>>27084171
I'm glad hasbro has finally come to their sense economicallynow if only they translated that into spending more on FiM instead of that human garbage
>>27084097
we have
its on sale again too
>dragons
>>27084256
>Hey Twilight, he says it's your hour!
I don't think they're done this joke on the show yet. It's long overdue. Pony name jokes in general are a bit sparse considering they're such low-hanging fruit.
New stallion OC. Accidentally stole a couple colors from Spike, but I think he makes it his own with the mane. Might change the color scheme and name a little. What do you guys think?
>>27084297
desaturate his coat a little
neon colors almost never work
>>27084297
a bit gay
>>27084297
SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT
>>27084232
nice, a tabletop sale. i'll support this.
gifting copies to tabletop simulator to any poorfags who want to play.[email protected]
>>27084297
Hey, that's a pretty cute stallion!
>>27084314
I agree with this anon a bit. You could probably keep them as they are without too much trouble, though. It's not quite neon.
For the name, I'd go with some electrifying, his name suggest something like Zap.I suppose that's a bit overused, though.I do like the flower bit though, his colors certainly suggest it.
>>27084297
draw him getting booped and scrunching
How much pony would a pony pony pony if a pony pony could pony pony?
Pegadonk
none?
>>27084297
He looks like the sort of rude dude who has a bunch of genital piercings
>>27084314
Too much?
>>27084330
Yeah, looking at it again, itas not as bad as I thought. it still stands out due to the saturation
>>27084097
>>27084232
>>27084328
Did someone say Tabletop Simulator?
LET'S DRINK AND PONY
>>27084367
what's twollot doing in that dunjon
>>27084366
On anything other than a cartoon pony, it wouldn't work. But this is a cartoon pony.
>>27084359
I liked the original, honestly. That new skin tone looks too much like spike.
>>27084359
Looks solid. I like the hair tbhfam
>>27084377
>>27084371
drinking and ponying
>>27084377
She's gonna take on the lewd monsters in it
>>27084367
>flip table
what the fuck
going to the urologist tomorrow lads
wish me luck
>>27084398
drink plenty of fluids and shower
>>27084398
piss on his desk
that'll show him who's the alpha male
>>27084397
The most important function.the host can disable it if need be
>>27084397
you hit the button
you flip the table
and eeeeverything on it
>>27084398
don't have aids
>>27084411
>>27084412
that's hilarious
i love it
>>27084405
already shaved butt balls and pubes and did shower one
tomorrow is shower two and a quick wipe with witch hazel
just want to say the crazy stories get a giggle and a clean bill of health lads
>>27084415
its a fun gimmick, but the real fun isthe games
>>27084398
but why
Booping
>>27082973
i like thing
>>27084443
>>27084433
games + MLPG
>>27084448game stram where
>>>/ck/7570443
choice ponut twily
>>27084443
>>27084446
boops
>>27084463
I'm not a boop machine
>>27084448
hey did someone draw tits and a leaky horse dick on the table
>>27084459
That was a long time ago.
>>27084466
I don't know what you're talking about. It's just a bunch of pixel scratching. You must be seeing things.
>>27084448
GUN
>>27084465
>>27084465
the ponies sure seem to like it though
>>27084473
why is the dash super tiny
why so many panks
how is this a game
>>27084484
add some ranch to the pinkies
eat a few cheetos
cast magic missile
>>27084484
It's a physics sandbox with tools to help.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKZVGZEuCHo
>>27084496
looks fun
would goof around and not seriously play/10
>>27084484
it looks like he booted up chess and dumped bullshit everywherelooks more fun than chess too
>>27084065
The profits weren't as good as previously but it still making them money.
Also the 2015 report doesn't take into account the EqG minis which were released December of last year. I've heard those have been selling pretty good so expect to see a rise in profits.
>>27084171
Only in 2015. IIRC it did pretty well in previous years.
>>27084328
>>27084433
i definitely would play anytime
>>27084518
still giving away full shitposting scholarships to tabletop stimulator. email to above address or steam smugllama
>>27084496
Did they manage to optimize it?
Last time I played it a year and something ago it would run pretty badly and transform my GPU in a new oven.
>>27084501
Which you could do. In fact, you could spawn a tablet and watch a stream.
>>27084505
YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT as long as someone has made the model for it and stuff
>>27084531
It was updated with Uniity 5 in the 7th release. Don't know how good/bad it will run for you. http://berserk-games.com/tabletop-simulator/patch-notes/
>>27084331
>>27084553
boop him again
>>27084543
MARKER
>>27084558
Once was probably enough.
>>27084543
SOME PONY ONCE TOLD MEMY FRIENDS WERE GONNA ROLL DICE
>>27084553
now
tuck him into bed BECAUSE ITS LATE AS FUCK
>>27084565
>Once was probably enough.
One boop is never enough!
CMOON GO
>No probalo, Belindas. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?
>>27084543
WHATEVER I WANT is a lot, I never got to play much more than Monopoly as a kid
>>27084588
>Pony makes you a pizza with vegan tofurky pepperoni slices and vegan soy cheese on a gluten free base.
>>27084576
go where
>>27084614
thanks pony
how did you know I was vegan
>>27084636
CUTE OCS
>>27084599
Monopoly is trash, but I do get that it can be overwhelming. There's tons of games, anything you can think of. If you want a sample, check out https://www.youtube.com/user/thedicetower/videos because they do a bunch of reviews.
Just think about what you would like to play and do. Pull ideas from video games.
>>27084644
Cute ocs?
>>27084644
>>27084644
Cadance sort of counts.
She was based off some drawing a Hasbro executives daughter drew.
>>27084652
is that a real game
>>27084662
http://www.secretshipfic.com/
Yes, and it's big.
>>27084690
LEWDNESS
>>27084690
I see
>>27084690
playing games
with ponies and ponyfriends
>>27084718
how can pony play video games with hooves
>>27084718
Ponies love games.
>>27084696
Oops, that's what I get for being tired.
>>27084725
it just werks
>>27084696
>>27084756
I'd pat her on the head.
>>27084768handholding
>>27084772
you sick fuck
>>27084751
man i see all this and it looks pretty cool
>>27084756
Oh man.
What if Shimmer doesn't move back to Equestria at the end of the 4th movie?
I seriously doubt there's going to be a 5th one.
>>27084787
I've been playing games at my LGS for awhile, so I know which games are neat.
>>27084463
I need at least 30 minutes between hard booping sessions.
>>27084756
>tfw no toilet slave
>>27084751
do we have any good GMs that can herd all these cats? this game seems like it needs a strong leader to keep it on course; the derail looks strong.
Is 40k still feasible on tabletop sim?
>>27084653
>>27084825
Please do not call the ponies cats.
>>27084829
Depends on if your computer can handle that many minis. I don't think TTS itself has a low enough max-model count to matter, since it accommodates huge card games and individual counter tokens just fine.
>>27084793
She's not returning back. If EqG dies than so does Sunset Shimmer.
>>27084836
I want to activate her
>>27084825
I think he's played the game at least and could help others learn?
>>27084803
>>27084825
http://www.plaidhatgames.com/images/games/dead-of-winter/rules.pdf
The game mostly just has a lot of options, but they're all summarized on the reference card.
>>27084829
I don't play wargames, but the workshop seems to have a bunch already done. The game has tools to help play, like grids and rulers.
http://steamcommunity.com/workshop/browse/?appid=286160&searchtext=warhammer&childpublishedfileid=0&browsesort=textsearch§ion=home
>>27084841
It can do a bunch of models, it's more how well can the computer take it.
>>27084862
It's like playing in real life, it's easier when someone knows a game to teach it.
>>27084868
>>27084803
>3D
>>27084876
I can see her doing this
>>27084899
>hoverhand
fuckin' Shiny
>>27084899
I'd play with those dorks
>>27084899
that's a stretch turtleneck
>>27084899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5d5jxJ5vbMI'm just kidding, do what you love
>>27084899I don't get it.
>>27084899
>>27084926
pffft
>everyone says that homestuck is ending
What the fuck is homestuck
>>27084931
reported
>>27084756
I wanna hug her
>>27084932
I'm sorry officer I didn't know I couldn't post stale memes
is it true that sometimes ponies of the same genderkiss
>>27079507
>>27084959
Sometimes they evenhold hooves
>>27084968
that is a sign of platonic friendship
>>27084008
what is this from
is hasbro planning some monster high ripoff
>>27084899
OPPAI
>>27084986
flurry a cute
>>27085005
i think i just turned gay
https://derpibooru.org/1132281
>>27085005
Yeah
>>27084986
>just stomps Flurry into the ground
she's literally a facehugger
>>27085024
THE WINGS ARE STILL TOO BIG GODDAMMIT
>>27085031
>>27085024
Sometimes also an eyehugger
>>27085011
>Two girls
Gross
>Two NAKED girls
Gross gross gross
>two NAKED 3DPD HUMAN GIRLS
ROSS ROSS ROSS
WHY DID YOU LIE ANON
WHY
I THOUGHT THERE WAS GONNA BE PONY DICKS
>>27084590
>>27084590
>>27084590
A friendly face!
>>27085041
nice try
>>27085033
>celestia wishing she had a baby of her own
would you give her one
would you soak her hungry uterus with your seed
I still can't believe the fact that they retconned celestia & Luna not being "true" alicorns, added some alicorns at random to sell more toys, then made the worst princess couple with best husbando to create a genetic horror that has never been seen in equestria and will probably rule over celstia &co bcause everyone knows the bigger the wingspan the stronger the alicorn.
Twilight Sparkle on the roof of an observatory yelling "Gotcha Suckas!"Does it work with Twilight Sparkle?
Would Trixie be more appropriate?
>>27085049
>retconned
>>27085047
>would you soak her hungry uterus with your seed
Jesus Christ that's some awful imagery for having sex
Who taught you how to lewd, EA?
>>27085063
>>27085063
>>27085063
Sweet sis.
where the fuck is the new thread
>>27085011
lesbo sex is so boring
I love Princess Celestia