MLP general

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>filly

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601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9

603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5

UPCOMING EPISODE TEASER + PROMOS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mvnjs21aIcU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvt2ArLEQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm94QmFObjI

605 - Gauntlet of Fire: In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.

606 - No Second Prances

607 - Newbie Dash: After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.

608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail: Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.

609 - Saddle Row & Rec: When Rarity opens her flagship store in Manehattan, a tell-all article threatens to expose how badly her friends almost ruined the Grand Opening.

610 - Applejack's "Day" Off

Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg

MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4

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>filly and colt

Who's that man milk mephistopheles?

>>27090437
who is this new mare, i am going to ask her for a date

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I want to kiss a pony on the mouth

Daapi

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>>27090460
same

If ponies don't usually wear anything, why is there a sudden increase in underwear sales in Equestria?

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>>27090461
boy daapi

>>27090480
Because Anon keeps losing his.

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>>27090480

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>>27090464
i want to eat his candy taffy mane

Does anyone have that anthro Pinkie nobby drew last night?

Be sure to rewind your fillies when you're done with them.

>>27090452
Doozie, A.J.'s oc
she loves getting her mane brushed and she's a total slut

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you are free to touch russian derpy as much as you please

Literally worshipping Celestia's fat nuts

>>27090506
noice, what is her favorite style of panty

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>>27090515
I like this style and don't see it much
let's go with that

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>>27090511
>Anon gets appointed to be "the porter of the royal balls"

>>27090511
Comparing cock and ball sizes with Celestia
Celestia playfully teasing you about your size

>>27090524
I'm pretty sure those are square loli artist bodies with pony heads pasted on.

>>27090534
yeah pretty much, but I was just focusing on the panties

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>>27090526
Celestia would never tease me like that.
She's buy me a cock-pump and help me to get phat.

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>>27090449
C U T E

>>27090524
ya thats good. in the headcanon i just added she enjoys candy butt plugs.

do you people ever get tired of shitposting

>>27090547
speaking of, that's one of my favorite pony pics

https://derpibooru.org/701581

>>27090546
peach fillies hair appears to be possessed by an evil demon.

>>27090543
But she thinks it's cute.
and she has so much fun fitting your entire dick and balls in her mouth

>>27090552
i used to be a huge shitposter in here, i finally got bored. it only took 3 years though.

>>27090552
I imagine its become more habit than something they enjoy at this point.

>>27090575
what did you shitpost about?

>>27090576
Fuck Fluttershy

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>>27090555
It's just an animation error, off-brand Satan.

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So mlpg, did you win?

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>>27090576

So long as you mean various horse butts and not that horse butt specifically

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>>27090555
How does this even fucking happen?

>>27090582
the comics, artists, horrifying fetishes, off topic reddit bullshit, rose stalking.

>>27090581
For the last time, we only allow drones in here. You have to go to the princess Anon's house if you want in.

>>27090606
That's a lot of awful shitposting.

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>>27090585
thats lewd

Which pony do you think shitposts the most?

I bet Rainbow Dash shitposts a lot

>>27090575
I used to be a guy that complained about pony porn, fapfic, and greentext then MLPG started to get really perverted and now people hate the perversion

I just can't keep up with you giys

I just want to make the pony feel safe, by standing outside her house all night and attacking anyone that gets too close.

Have you talked to her today?

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>>27090607
>even anon is a princess now

>>27090611
i tried to shitpost on other boards but it just wasnt the same, also i barely ever got replies.

>>27090576
Fluttershy is so friggen gorgeous I swear

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Anyone else thinks Rainbow Dash is the best? She's obviously the best pegasus in the show. I can't believe there are ponies out their who doesn't think Rainbow Dash is the best.

>>27090620
Twilight would unintentionally shitpost a lot

>>27090629
Well he's tall and has clothes on, no one's questioned it so far.

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>>27090627
How could I, she's not real ;_;

I asked for ponies.

>>27090635
who taught you how to use a computer

>>27090635
Go to bed Scootaloo, nobody wants to read your self-insert erotic fiction about how you want to desperately marry Rainbow Dash and be her filthy bitch-toy

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>>27090648
Ponies have the ponynet.

>27090648
Anon set up a macro for the keys, they either type out short phrases he figured Dash would find useful or open the pizza hut website.

>>27090627
We haven't talked in months.
I'm pretty sure she's over our friendship

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>>27090633
Well she was a model at one point, it's not surprising

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>>27090655

>>27090666
She was a model not because of her beauty but because of her timidness

>>27090679
next you're going to tell me Rarity doesn't run an escort business on the side

>>27090684
Rarity is a virgin, stupid

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>>27090684

List of things that are not virgins
=
Rarity

>>27090788
finally!

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i get scared when i am the only one in here

Oooo you touch my Rarara

On the bright side, tomorrow's episode (probably) won't be as bad as Princess Spike.

I will beat up anyone that calls Rarity a slut

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>>27090863
but i love sluts

Transformation into Rarity having all your holes filled

Anthro bimbo Twilight.

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Bird fillies.

>>27090901
Adjusting to her new body and desire to have her throat filled with cock

>>27090887
>transform into Rarity + at minimum 3 stallions
>immediately go insane from experiencing 4 people's worth of stimulus at once

>>27090552
do you ever get tired of sucking this
*grabs dick*

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>>27090906

Bird Horses

Spike getting fucked in the ass by a stallion with a dick the size of a baseball bat.

>>27090941
So full~

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Reposting Dork Chrysalis for the daytime crowd

Is it just me or does Filly's food taste kinda pois-

>>27090956

"S-so tight!" the stallion grunted, his tennis ball sized testicles, filled to the brim with cum, slapping against Spike.

>>27090965

Source.

>>27090965
So, giant trash can lid of nachos when?

>>27090981
That is the source, genius.

>>27090965
This would be cuter if they were ponies

>>27091016

And didn't have tits the size of a small child

>>27090965
i need part 2 right NOW

>>27090973
Whoa jeez. Spike's gonna have spunk pouring out of his mouth in a minute, isn't he?

>>27091016
Everything would be cuter with ponies, even ponies

>>27091033
Dude draws nice ponies too.
I don't mind the hyper tips but give me some cute ponies once in a while

>Season finale
>Chrysalis and her brood form a symbiotic relationship with the Crystal Empire
>As long as the changelings do x, then they have all the love they want.
How likely is this?

>>27090901
>>27090910
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/19217/twilights-gradual-descent-into-sluttiness/

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>>27091067
who would redeem a villain

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>>27091116
uh oh

>>27091081
Thank you, anon

>>27090887
>>27090901
Transformation into anthro bimbo Rarity and having all your holes filled

Transformation into an oppai filly that can't stop lactating

Filly wants to be a loli. She deems it fair, considering you want to become a pony.

>>27091191
i could fap to something like this.


where is rumble he always has links for this stuff

>>27090965
last two panels gave me a giggle

>>27091116
I remember when she visted that time,(the only time that i'm aware of). Didn't the mods just start deleting threads to make a better appearance?

>>27091246
ooooooooh i just got it, cadence is pushing her away.

for some reason i thought it was cadance farting and that gave me a semi

>>27090965
What is this anime trash?

>>>/a/

>>27090965
3 way when
preferably with no gigatitties

>>27091326
>msob
>not forcing his shit fetish where no one wants it(see:here)

>>27091341
cmon now, everyones awful fetishes are allowed here. even yours.

>>27091341
hey at least they're of age this time

>>27091359
Every time I post about my fetishes people get mad

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Thread low on ponies, lets fix that

>>27091418
I love the way Fluttershy just sneaks a quick glance at her

>>27091418

such a lust for ponies

>>27091434
It's always neat looking at the other characters in a scene who aren't talking. Sometimes you catch the little things they put in there.

>>27091507
my eyes are always on Dash, she's a good pony to watch

>>27091518
Word. She's usually flapping around or making a cute face or giving somepony else a dirty look (scare master I swear the first half of the episode she was always giving fluttershy the stink eye)

>>27091434
Fluttershy is insecure enough that she has to check the reactions her friends are giving to see if she's acting correctly.

I do that too.

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Twilight heard you wanted to "fuck a baby" into her.
Well! She brought the baby, now it's time for your part.

>>27091191
>Anon being turned into an Oppai cow filly against his will
>He resist his captors every time they try to milk him
>So they leave him alone for an entire week
>His breast are getting awfully swollen
>So he tries milking them himself
>Nothing could have prepared him for all the milk that came out
or how pleasurable it was

The filly is just a bait, Anon. They're about to capture and experiment on you.

>>27091576
>when everyone starts laughing at a joke you don't get

>>27091596
tidus.wav

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>>27091595
Experiment on me how
Please tell me they're going to turn me into a mutant fuckbeast

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>>27091554
it's good that Dash keeps it real with her and doesn't just always coddle her because she's shy

You are now imagining all the main characters screaming 'NORMIES' in their own distinctive voices.

>>27091622
They're good childhood friends no matter what. Hurricane Fluttershy will be my favorite episode between Dash and FS because of their interactions in it.

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>>27091655
pegafriends
cutest friends

>>27091644
...why?

>>27091667
Pega-sisters even cuter

Zootopia was a lot better than I expected. I wish there were horses in the movie though

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bwuh
>Big Mac intimidating him before his big date with AB

I want to visit Cloudsdale

>>27091759
that's great

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Filly.

>>27091759
>Y'all make her cry and I tan your hide

>>27091759
h-him big

>>27091789
By having my hips slap against your ass so much you turn red.

>>27091759
I hate that trope.

>>27091782
What's she doing?

>>27091759
thats such a cruel thing to do

>>27091759
>can see both cutie marks

HOW FAT IS THE ASS?

>>27091801
Anon no. That would be like trying to fit a condom on a conifer tree.

>>27091804
Me too.

Not a very good impression to make on your sisters boyfriend.

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>>27091804
>>27091816
It was a request
Big Mac is just really protective of her lil' sis
I'm sure AJ would definitely give him a stern talking to if she saw him giving Tender the stink eye

>>27091782
FILLY IS TOO POWERFUL

>>27091804
I do too actually, it almost feels like it's subtly suggesting that the sibling wants the other sibling(in this case applebloom) for themselves.

There's nothing wrong with looking out for your family, but in that case it's get borderline retardedly possessive

>>27091828
Nothing a bit of magic won't fix.

>>27091840
now you have to follow it up with the two little pones fucking in the bushes around corner

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>>27091815
Silly filly things.

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>>27091840
>Big Mac
>her
Well, now you've got to draw FemMac being overprotective of her little brother's chastity.

>>27091840
Watch Big Mac be super inviting and AJ try to play the big brother role.

>>27091860
Immediately thought of Cousin Orchard Blossom

>>27091860
>fem mac giving applecolt some condoms

>>27091804
>>27091833
>>27091852
I've seen it happen in real life

>>27091860
I love this idea and I wish I wasn't too lazy to make it happen.

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>>27091870
I mean R63 of them. So not "obviously a stallion in drag."
>>27091887
>implying that wouldn't be Applejack
>along with a "send her home walkin' funny."
>>27091897
You can do it. All you have to do is do it.
Now do it.

>>27091896
I dated a girl back in highschool with a really redneck dad and he was actually really cool to me

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>>27091210
http://exhentai.org/g/915017/e77812852c/

Man, you guys have some issues.
My older cousins would always size up my sister's and their sister's boyfriends just to make sure they didn't try anything stupid

Looks like we're getting tons of SoL this season, excited to see what No Second Prances is about.
Off topic:
Can somebody tell me a good site to watch movies for free without having to sign up for anything? I already know of Putlocker and fmovief but I could use some other sites.

>>27091948
Why don't you just torrent them movies you want?

>>27091928

I just realized I don't have any chocolate milk to go with my coffee tomorrow morning and am debating going and getting some.

>>27091896
I mean, i'm not trying to imply people only act like that cause of a latent incestual desire. It's just I hate that trope being fairly prevalent in a lot of things.

>>27091943
And that's fine, but a lot of times I see it, it's overbearing to the point of possessiveness. And it seems to be an encouraged thing to do.

>>27091914
But anon,I'm a tired and lazy piece of shit. I already have so many ideas I wanna put to paper...

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>>27091918
That is unf but you were too late rumble, i already jacked it to something else.

>>27091943
My three brothers and I would joke to our sister about how any boyfriend she got would have to be agreeable to us.
I think some of the things we considered doing were only half in jest.

>>27091961
Bit of an oldfag, not sure how to torrent. Mostly just stick to streaming sites

>>27091928
Sleep is for the week
tomorow is saturday

>>27091973
Then write it down on the list, you scrub. Save the idea for a rainy day when you're out of things to draw.

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>>27091860
I can't
I still have to finish this one and then draw older Tender Taps butt stuff

>>27091973
>I see it, it's overbearing to the point of possessiveness

Maybe it's the people I grew up around but it never seemed like they were serious, they just wanted to scare/intimidate them so they wouldn't try anything or treat their sister/cousin with some respect. They usually got along with most of them afterwards.

>>27091977
Do you want to share with the class?

>>27091860
>FemMac being overprotective of her little brother's chastity.
Because she wants to keep it to herself

>>27091999
You should drop all that and draw some /ss/ with him and those two mares he was flashing his butt at.

>>27092013
Xieril will never draw /ss/
He doesn't have the balls.

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>>27092020
yeah I'm a weenie I guess lol

>>27091999
>that one was also my idea
Alright you've twisted my arm. But keep it in mind for some time in the future, yeah?
>>27092011
No. Bad anon. FemMac already has Marble, the ruggedly handsome, but cripplingly shy, Pie stallion.

>>27091988
Step 1: download a bittorrent client
Step 2: find the movie you want
Step 3: Download

How old are you?

>>27092025
whicker

>>27091999
That's cuter than it has the right to be.

>>27092000
I still think that's kinda a crappy way to act around someone you don't know, even if you're joking. Especially since unless you make it painfully obvious, they won't know you're joking.

I think the reason that behavior bothers me is cause it's assuming they will do something wrong.

>>27091992
I was gonna, I just am annoyed with myself for not being productive enough.

>>27092028
Pfft, as if she can't have her "pie" and still eat it.

>>27092025
I'm sure you'd draw /ss/ if someone paid you enough or offered you Dash

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>>27092061
oh absolutely
I mean I already have Dash but the extra money for my college loans wouldn't be a bad trade

>>27092046
55 this July

>>27092054
FemMac is for monogamous, deeply affectionate cuddles with the lights off and under the sheets for the purpose of procreation.

>>27092074
is that ross's patreon

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>>27092074
How much?
How much would I need to pay you to draw Dash molesting a crystal colt wearing a wonderbolts uniform?

>>27092006
I came halfway through so I don't know if the rest is worth finishing.

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/324865/a-feminine-figure

>>27092080
ross has a patreon?

http://stradivariusclop.tumblr.com/post/142872490596

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>>27091988
Try http://popcorn-time.to/, it basically streams movie torrents in the background.

Alternatively, there's this https://torrents-time.com/.

But using a traditional torrent program is always the best choice, because you don't have to deal with bandwidth issues.

>>27092079
That's some disgustingly normie thoughts you got there anon. I'm disappointed in you.

>>27092130
Eat shit, faget.
But that's gonna give her 30 foals. Five sets of twins, two triplets, one quintet, and nine regularly.

>>27092168
Holy fuck, why would you even want that many kids?? Is that you fetish anon?

>>27092203
BAD FILLY

>>27092195
A big farm needs lots of workers, Anon.
Plus, she's a big mare.
She can handle it.
But I will admit breeding is a partialism of mine, though I know I'd probably be a terrible parent.

>>27092213
Well considering you're thinking of them as workers rather than autonomous beings with their own wants and desires, that doesn't sit well with me already.

But whatever tickles you pink, thoughts are just thoughts after all.

>>27092241
Well, I mean, with 30 of them some are bound to want to help run the place! I mean, the law of averages demands it. Plus, until they find what they want to do in life they can help out around the farm, like Applebloom did. And presumably still does.
Additionally, the labor would help them develop a strong work ethic.

>>27092211
What'd she do wrong?

>>27092336
Fillies and colts need to stay small so I can continue to be able to fill them.

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>>27092347

>>27092358
Looks like somepony's due for a top up!

>>27092000
>tfw no one ever looks out for you because you arent a girl

>>27092266
But having 30 kids wouldn't be the smartest idea in the first place imo. But if they could make it work then whatever.

That's just the problem, people did and still do have kids just to have a workforce,(or at least that's one reason they unabashedly state and it kinda disgusts me cause no one asks to be born).

>Additionally, the labor would help them develop a strong work ethic.

And while giving them chores does have a practical purpose behind it,(teaching responsibility and encouraging not being lazy) it can very easily just turn into making them do everything you don't feel like doing cause hur dur responsibility. And it's easy to abuse that power out of laziness yourself.

A strong work ethic isn't bad as long as it isn't expected you slave away for them just because they are your parents. So to some people saying "a strong work ethic" just means doing shit for me and not complaining even if they are halfway justified in their complaining.

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twily wont stop bragging about her massive mana pool

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>>27092370
how else am i going to start my filly army

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>>27092368
My older sister looked out for me when I was growing up

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Fillies are for cuddles.

>>27092358
>shh, Tender, just stay under the bed and keep quiet till they go back downstairs

>>27092370
>implying Marble or Mac would compromise their own work ethics and pass the buck onto their kids
Well, Marble might spoil them a bit, but Mac would be very hard-lined about who does what and why.
And I meant strong work ethic as "doing something until it's done to satisfaction" and that it's done right in a reasonable frame of time. They'd still get their schooling, and the chores would be at a level that their parents think the kids are capable of not being overwhelmed. As they get older, they either get different chores (such as overseeing the younger siblings and helping them out if necessary) and responsibilities (like being asked to help their parents with the apple harvest or to move this giant goddamn rock that fell here).

>>27092397
When did she stop giving a shit about you, anon?

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>>27092433
She is the only person that gives me regular compliments and encouragement to this day

>>27092385
I need more air-humping ponies.

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>>27092465
I'm an only child.

>>27092396
Y-you make a compelling argument by melting my heart like that.

>>27092417
Well I feel like they would make a pretty good parent combo, so i'm ok with this idea. You make compelling points. None that I feel the need to protest.

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>>27092474

>>27092396
What can you even do with a filly army?

>>27092507
a whole lotta filly things

BUY SOME FUCKING APPLES

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>>27092516
fuck you apples should be free for everypony

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>>27092516
APPLEJACK CALM THE FUCK DOWN GODDAMN IT

I still don't understand how The Hand works

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>>27092516
>mfw this is gonna be me a few years

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I bet she tastes Twilightliscious too.

>>27092595
You're going to turn into Applejack?

>>27092613
yes that is the plan

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>>27092626

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>>27092613
A fate worse than death

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>>27092636
Hey fuck you buddy.
Applejack is best horse.

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>>27092636
>turning into an extremely cute pony is somehow a bad thing

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>>27092657
>Applejack
>extremely cute pony
What is it, opposite day or something?

>>27092657
She's cute, but there are cutter ponies.
Also better ponies.

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>>27092669
You don't know anything.

>>27092702
why go on the internet and tell lies?
about the pony of honesty of all ponies

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>>27092702
The best main ponies are
Rarity
AJ
Pinkie
In that order.

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>>27092712
Almost right.
The correct answer is
Rarity
Twilight
Pinkie.

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>>27092712
do you just hate wings

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>>27092669
They are both the two cutest ponies, as well as both being the best breeding stock.

>>27092712
>>27092717
Both are close but not quite.
Order is AJ, Rarara at close second, and then Twilight at a distant third.

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>>27092718
I hate ponies who have voices like rusty nails on a chalkboard, bad princesses, and ponies that remind me of myself

>>27092589
are you just saying that or do you want an explanation

>>27092731
AJ is not even near the top. Even Dash is better than her.
Not to say that AJ is bad, she just isn't good enough

How the fuck do people enjoy parties
Like seriously, those house parties where everyone drinks
Hoe do you even come to remotely like them
There is tons of people close to one another, loud music and tons of alcohol
There is literally 0 personal space
Why do people like them
I don't get it
Fuck you nobby

>>27092738
Dash is fifth. After Pinkie but before Fluttershy.

>>27092734
I really don't get it. I understand king crimson's bullshit, but I just cannot wrap my head around The Hand

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I think Rainbow Dash is the best pony!

>>27092756
To say that AJ is better than Pinkie just proves how wrong you are Anon.
At least we both agree about Fluttershy

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>>27092733
>It's show cannon that Applejack has the biggest, strongest ass.
>from this we can infer she has the biggest strongest asshole.

>>27092773
They all have the same ass Anon. Except Twilight. She's bigger so she has a bigger ass.

>>27092770
It's all a matter of taste, Anon.
And AJ appeals to mine.

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>>27092747
>go to house party with old roommate
>get drunk and high
>get separated from roommate
>people keep trying to talk to me
>have a panic attack
>sit by myself until it's time to go

I feel you man

>>27092786
Of course Anon. That makes sense. I'm just sorry your taste is shit.

>>27092757
Anything he swipes at with his hand disappears. Completely erased. He can also swipe at space between objects, or himself and something else, and then reality "repairs" that space by drawing two two things closer. Its basically really powerful control over space, but the guy is an idiot so he doesn't use it creatively enough to excel.

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>>27092790
When I get drunk I care less about messing up social interaction, so I open up a little more.

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>>27092782
>They all have the same ass
Like, there's just 1 ass and they all have to share it?

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>>27092747
>people

>>27092798
Not as shit as yours, m80.

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>>27092813
I'm just really bad around people and being intoxicated only makes it worse. I'm really relaxed when I get drunk by myself or with people I'm really comfortable with

>>27092811
Not that guy but how else could he use it besides his "teleportation"? Like the only other time I think it would have been useful but he didn't use it was against the radio tower.

>>27092843
Fusing objects together, destroying light and sound, removing smoke, teleporting objects away from him, fucking with time-space if he was hardcore enough. I don't know how much it's limited by his range, but removing space could lead down some crazy roads.
Not to mention there's no idea where the erased space goes, if anywhere. It might be a very simple form of ultimate, instant entropy.

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>>27092821
Only one pony can poop at a time, like, visually they all have separate asses, but they all have, like, a single functional ass. You know, spatially...
you know what I'm talking about

>>27092907
His range is rated D which means between 2-4 meters so that's pretty limited.
The things you listed are possible but most of them would be pretty hard to use in a battle or be kinda useless.
Fusing objects together would require them to be close enough that he touches them both.

The Time-space thing is kinda implausible. I mean his right hand is just basically Vanilla Ice's stand, it just trades the full body protection for more direct offensive power.

The teleporting objects away from him is the only thing that would be extremely useful in a battle.

The scary thing about the Hand is that it's Development Potential is C. That means The Hand still has abilities Okuyasu doesn't know about.

>>27092960
i want to fuck that ass

>>27092961
This is JoJo. Implausible is just a word for interesting.
But I'm not here to argue. I'd have loved to see what else would have been up his sleeve.

>>27092811
>>27092843
It should be noted that what he was doing was erasing the air between him and Josuke, so the resulting differential being filled was what moved the beer can/flower pots

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>>27093000
Anon! No! Do not fuck the shitty ass!

>>27093018
>Implausible is just a word for interesting.
That only applies to the JoJo or the villain though.

Still, yeah it would have been fun to see Okuyasu discovering a new power for his stand. While I do love the many characters in Part 4 there are just to many to really focus on them.

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>>27093050
>you will never fuck a pony's ass so powerfully that she loses control and shits all over your dick in the process

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>>27093084
Anon you don't understand.
This is the 1 butt all the ponies share pooping out of.
You wouldn't be able to get your dick in past the constant stream of turds shooting out from it.

>>27091310
don't worry, my little pony is always a anime.

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>>27093143

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>>27093112
what a hooligan

>>27093157
I will love whoever made this forever

>>27092813
>fluttershy post facial

unf

>>27093157
that's silly

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>>27093222

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>>27093233
being a pony, which is better than i will ever achieve

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>>27092863
>that applejack pose

i don't know why, but I like seeing her make more vulnurable and feminine poses. she's a very strong and strong-willed pon, and seeing her in such a state makes me feel like she's being more personal and opening up.

or maybe it's just a cute pose

>>27093290
when aj has her hat off that means its time for breeding

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>>27093298

>>27093298
when Twilight has her wings off that means its time for the season 6 finale.

>>27093305
unf

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>>27093314

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Go to bed. There might be a pony waiting for you.

>>27093434
I'm not falling for that one again

>>27093349
Why does Twilight look like a giant purple penis?

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Do you like this filly?

>>27090440
build wall

>>27093573
i actually wouldnt like random bullshit fillies with magical OP super powers for no raison to exist in my equestria.

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>>27093582
but how will you keep out the sky fillies

>>27093601
supporting the pony trump

>>27093601
I like that term

sky fillies

>>27093573
no, the edgy pony does not count.

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>>27093609
>trump was an earth pony who worked all on his own to alicorn ascension without celestia

he has my vote

>>27093643
honestly who gave those panties to Applejack, you know she can't read

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>>27093643
>fucking implying

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>>27093652
who else would give slut panties to aj

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>>27093573
i like that filly

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derpy is a strange, beautiful nightmare

I'll touch Derpy

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>>27093775
ok

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>>27093775
are you going raw or using protection

>>27093800
I may need protection the first time

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You will never hear Fluttershy's adorable squeaks and moans as you sloppily eat her out.

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>>27093841
i want to stealthily eat her out under the table while she talks with her friends and tries to keep it hidden from them

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>>27093841
AND THEN SHE FARTS IN YOUR MOUTH

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boop

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Is anyone here hype for today's episode?

>>27093864
>spike episode
no

>ignore the heads
that's asking far too much because holy fuck

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>>27093864
>Spike episode

>>27093860
is that involuntary

>>27093860
cute
CUTE

>>27093860
i would start to get a little worried if a filly was that excited from just head patting

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i hope there is a girl dragon (who isnt a nerd or total bitch)

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Y'ALL READY FOR SOME SPIKE EPISODE

>>27093860
i remember i tried to fight against chest tufts on ponies, oh man was that a losing fight.

i also remember i tried to fight against OCs in the way beginning too.