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>filly

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601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9

UPCOMING EPISODES PROMOS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvt2ArLEQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm94QmFObjI

604 - On Your Marks: With their cutie marks finally acquired, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what to do now. Apple Bloom suggest they embrace their destinies, but she and her friends don't exactly agree on how.

605 - Gauntlet of Fire: In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.

606 - No Second Prances

607 - Newbie Dash: After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.

Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg

MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4

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What if they made a foal raising game similar to these?

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http://gabuex.deviantart.com/art/MLP-Manga-Front-Cover-600939848

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even the japs know rainbow dash is a cunt

Butts offend me.

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She wants to be petted.

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>>26981924

>>26981952
She's got to beat me at a game of Pony first.

>>26981952
is this considered roleplaying?

or is it just greentexts?

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>>26981952
Jeez Dash always so needy.

>>26981946
daww

>>26981968
none of the above

>>26981968
it's only roleplaying if the poster is pretending to be a pony themselves

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>>26981948

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Filly is doing the thing.

>>26981979
I kind of like how these comics portray FlutterDash

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>>26981986
you mean one is helpless and the other is an asshole?

>>26981995
it's a little stupid but I think it's funny anyways

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fluttershy = helpless
rainbow dash = asshole
rarity = slut

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Would you adopt a batpone with your waifu?

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>"3 foot 2 an rude as hell, ah gotta get er' in the ground fore' she starts to smell."

>>26982011
>Applejack cries on the inside.

>>26981906
>Maybe Apple Bloom will get to see her cousin at home someday.

Speaking about it, have we seen Babs since she got her CM? I can't remember.

>>26981924
I'd play the shit out of that

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OH SHIT

>>26981927
Incredibly autistic. But also cute.

Living with that version of Twilight would be a nightmare though after a few days

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>>26981982
I didn't know you could actually do the thing, I thought it was just something you only see on TV.

>>26981979
>just kicks Twilight away
geez

>>26982019
even weird things need love

>>26982001
>"Maybe I can fix the tree by fucking it?"
Oh Rarity, that is your solution to everything.

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>>26982078
many problems can be solved through fucking

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>>26982075
Cute weird things.

>>26982019
Probably.

>>26981968
>>26981980
Scruffy will still ban you for it, though.

>>26982055
>and then the tree went on a murder rampage through Equestria

>>26982084
>Hello Titter Tree
>I am hollow on the inside

>>26982087
>Coming home.
>Finding that watermelon you bought yesterday completely hollowed out.
>Weird filly has nested in it.

>>26982102
ok just what the fuck is going on right now, why is there Sunbutt out of nowhere

>that comic is available on the Japanese amazon

Are their copyright laws less harsh or is this an official comic?

>>26982119
Because smoothback Twilight. Celestia used to drop by rather frequently when Twily hadn't ascended yet.

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the end

i guess the jappos haven't gotten to season 4 episode 26 yet

>>26982122
>murdering the titter tree
what the fuck daesh

>>26982136
>i guess the jappos haven't gotten to season 4 episode 26 yet
Lucky bastards

>>26982136
>i guess the jappos haven't gotten to season 4 episode 26 yet

That makes the whole comic a lot sadder.

I don't get the end though, did the Twibrary move away from Ponyville or did the Titter Tree just puit its roots down next to it? The last panel isn't really clear on that one.

>>26982132
I know, but she just flies in, knows about the tree, what happened, isn't even phased about the fact that there are two talking, moving trees in Ponyville, and all she says is gj
or did I miss a page and there was a letter written to her?
And then Dash kamikazes the tree headfirst

Not to say I didn't find this entertaining, but I have a hard time actually understanding what is going on

>>26982122
>Straight up bore a hole in its chest
>Pony immediately moves in
Speaking of which, why was her library off limits now? Was its tree dick in her room?

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>>26982158
basically i think celestia is always watching twilight and her friends

she is the ultimate brony

>>26982165
>>26982158
This probably makes more sense with weed.

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one last little bonus (go check out the whole thing)

https://mega.nz/#!rQhiTB6A!dDv91QgMJdcu0W4TytTSyrjFPp0qEtmzscamp_PDtoM

why does her imaginary future mate look like her brother

>>26982158
Mortal minds were not meant to interpret grorious shinto epics such as these, Anon.
The last person who figured out the meaning of these comics ascended the mortal plane and now dwells with the kami.

>>26982084
Porn when

>>26982197
I want Twibraby x Staute of Liberty porn

>>26982184
IT'S NOT CREEPY

>>26982184
I want to filly that filly

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>>26982185
would you pray to goddess celestia

>>26982019
I would prefer having kids with my waifu but if that's not possible then adoption is a good alternative

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>>26982210

>>26982210
>would you pray to goddess celestia
Yes.

>>26982210
Amaterestia. Half pone, half wolf, one hundred percent sun.

Sign me up.

>>26982246
What the fuck is up with that filename?

>>26982210
i'd worship her if you know what i mean

sexually

>>26982212
My nigga. Gotta try for biological kids first.

>>26982254
i just cut that pic out of the waifu wall

https://derpibooru.org/1089721

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gmorn

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>>26982212

You can do it Anon.

>>26982274
Oh, alright.

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what have you done lately that would please celestia?

she's always watching, you know

>>26982296
I held the door open for some grandma.

>>26982296
i hung out with my old friends I sorta forgot about

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>>26982296
>she's always watching
Mom pls

>>26982296

I got done masturbating a few minutes ago.

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>>26982296
>she's always watching, you know

That just makes it better.

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>>26982296
I'm holding my dick as I read this

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I want this mare to be my cuddlebuddy

>>26982296
I watched some milf porn

>>26982296
I don't even like Celestia

>>26982367
But she's a lesbian

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>>26982296
who?

>>26982378
what the FUCK is wrong with you

>>26982378
nobby is that you
no one else has awful opinions like this

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good, now that Celestia is awake, she can witness these ponies trying to pony other ponies.

>>26982383
Nobody didn't remember
that means he must have drawn straight porn of her for his stash, since every artist has a porn stash.

Thus, the lesbian thing must have been a phase. She's bi.

>>26982387
>Xieril
>confiming bad taste
What else is new

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>>26982378
HOW COULD YOU NOT LIKE BEST PRINCESS

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>>26982373
Watching milf porn with Celestia

>>26982296
Nothing.

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>>26982296
nothing

>>26982405
Dude his favorite fucking pony is Rainbow Dash. No shit.

I want to make Celestia feel like a young mare again.

>>26982420
>dashfags
are you serious
oh my god
that's even worse than rarifags and that's saying SOMETHING

>>26982405
But I want to see her get dominated by zebra mares

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impregnate the princesses

>>26982434
You'll get your turn

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>>26982436

Okay. Now what?

>>26982410
But I love Cadance

>>26982296
I set two 55gal drums on fire yesterday

>>26982442
Raise your daughter well, and give her cookies whenever she wants some.

>>26982479

>Raise your daughter well
>But spoil her

Nigga what

filly wont stop photoshopping horse penises onto pictures of you

>>26982485
Give her cookies if she's been good at school?

>>26982479
>give her cookies whenever she wants some.

Hell no. She'll become addicted.

>>26982493

Alright, that's better

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>>26981948
Go home Anita

>>26982486
I don't have pictures of me.

>>26982446
Cadance is taken, you cuck

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what would make your face look like this (eee)?

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https://youtu.be/6T9GXyoEjUc?t=22s


right in front of everyone, no shame at all

>>26982537
I love her as a friend

>>26982571
when he bucked his hips and shot out a bunch of cum that was fucking sexy

>>26982565
Getting a hug from my waifu

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>>26982401
don't you ever try and shame me like this again
Celestia is the prettiest and biggest and best princess

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what would pony graffiti say?

>>26982615
Yeah I was just worried you lost even the last remains of your taste

>>26982622
boop, probably

>>26982486
>pictures of you
But there are none

>>26982622
"celestia has a huge horse ass"

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>>26982622

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remember to carry your pony with extreme care
they are very fragile

>>26982615
At least you know good taste in one thing
that's all that matters

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slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp
*rattles ice*

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>>26982775
I hope root beer is pony-friendly
I wonder how ponies would react to human drinks like energy drinks or soft drinks

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>fucking Rainbow Dash behind xieril's back to satisfy both of their cuckolding fetishes

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>>26982807
Do you even watch the show?

>>26982820
>1.8 million views

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>>26982828
I do, yeah

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>>26982850

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>>26982850
panic

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>>26982850
boop the snoot

>>26982850
Assume the position

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>>26982876

>>26982879
This isn't my prescription.

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>>26982879

>>26982775
>she does that all day long
>you never have a single minute of peace where you don't have to hear the slurping sound

>>26982850
this is how i would react around maud

http://i.imgur.com/VhNO9Dz.gif

Rainbow Dash flutters down onto your shoulder and begins licking your face.

>>26982926
you got any more public nudity gifs?

>>26982949
lick her face back to mark her as mine as well

>>26982949
there's not much room on my shoulder
she's going to slip off if she's not careful

>>26982949
Does she want me to fuck her in front of xieril again?

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I succ your dik

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>>26982982
what are you into? just plain public nudity or embarrased nude girls in public? those are two seperate forums

both on reddit

>>26983032
there's only one changeling I'd let suck my dick, and you ain't her.
well, three actually, but OCs don't count.

>>26983032
ya alright, just change into sweetiebelle with a huge dick first

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>>26983076
>implying she isn't a total carpet cleaner

>>26983032
Well... yeah, okay.
You can like retract the fangs or something, right?

>>26983091
they eat love, anon. I don't think they limit themselves one way or the other.

>>26983032
isn't this roleplaying?

>"They're waiting for you, pony."
>"In the Cum Jar."

>>26983195
this is LEWD

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>>26983241
whoa that Maud position is hella lewd

>>26983241
I really like this scene

It has a lot of

potential

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>>26983260

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>>26983275
That's forbidden Anon

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>>26983275

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>>26983456
>ywn snuggle with a pony in your bed

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>>26983495
>ywn sleep in a bed

>>26983511
I am slightly upset with Tess for doing an update saying it's not dead and then letting the blog die again.

>>26983495
is that bird raping twilight's horn ?

>>26983531
there was a blog?
link?

>>26983539
http://askahobopony.tumblr.com/

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>>26983495
>you will never snuggle

I feel like drawing a bug queen

Inspire me, my muse

>>26983586
Bug Queen doing a sick ramp with her wheels

>>26983586
bug queen flying into one of those electric light traps

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>>26983495
>>26983569
>that feel

>>26983719
The princesses are way taller than that

>not sleeping with two ponies at once
You've got two arms, why settle for just one pony?

>>26983586
Bug Queen showing off her sick heelies to the hive

>>26983741
I toss and turn a lot in my sleep, it wouldn't be practical.

again, i seem to be the only person who likes season 6 so far

>>26983794
Are you fucking retarded

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>>26983794

>>26983785
>ponies end up getting knocked off the bed at random intervals
>they tie you to the bed
Problem solved!

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>>26983801

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Imagine if you woke up next morning covered in ponies?

>>26983815
What a boopslut
Not even Dash approves of her boopthirsty ways

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>>26983741
I like the way you think, Anon.

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>>26983839
JESUS

>>26983839
I would snuggle a clump of ponies, but they never fall off the ceiling.

>>26983839
I know that these things are harmless but I still feel very uncomfortable watching this swarm

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>>26983924

>>26983785
>that feel
no pony's gonna want me if I can't even sleep properly

>>26983934
*SQUELCH*

I'm going to impregnate Maud

>>26983987
souce

>>26983275
>Scissor Sisters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4H5I6y1Qvz0

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>>26983987
>>26984011
I still think this is really cute

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no better way to start the day than a bowl of dirty ponuts

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>>26984029

>>26984047
On my last trip to vegas i ate a breakfast of nothing but donuts at the buffet

>>26984064
I did that once, too.
I felt sick for the rest of the day.

Last Saturday's episode was a goody.

I don't want to fuck the ponies.
But they're making it hard not to.

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>>26983987
I would a spike

where can i find some pony buns to slap

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Spike is cute but ponies are cuter
Also they can't eat you when they get older so that's a plus

>>26984124
>Also they can't eat you when they get older so that's a plus
Tell that to the vorefags.

>>26984137
Anon you're at least twice their size
It's physically impossible for them to eat you

>>26984176
anon I'm talking about spike

>>26984081
Personally I did not enjoy the first half too much but most others seemed to really enjoy the episode. I'm looking forward to the first Twilight episode

The best part of waking up is a horse you get to fuck.

The best part of waking up is when poppy updates

The best part of waking up is that the new horse has come a day closer.

The best part of waking up is being a day closer to death

Cant wake up

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>>26984366
>Luna trapped him in his dream

Go to bed.

>>26984376
I wonder if she has the power to speed up dream time so fast that it seems as if years are passing in a night.

>>26984385
That reminds me of that junji ito manga

DON'T LOOK AT THE MOON

>>26984385
>makes you live out a whole lifetime in your dream as a prank
>it ends when dream you dies
>you sit up as she laughs and reveals the prank and you just sit there dumbstruck

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>>26984411

OH NO

IT'S TOO LATE

Luna orders you to gather her all the ponies with moon related cutie marks

>>26984427

I can't believe we finally got to hear their voices after six seasons.

Took them long enough.

>>26984414
Man, I'd hate to get on Luna's bad side
That's fucking brutal

>>26984461
Twilight's mom is so cute
I wanna do lewd things with her

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>>26984461

Seriously

that was such a great thing to toss in at the end

>>26984427
I wonder what life is like for Twilight's parents.

>>26984385
Would certainly be useful. If Celestia ever goes supernova she can just lock her in a dream for an afternoon and make it feel like a thousand years.

>>26984482
are they having horsesex

>>26984505
>children constantly get into fights with world-ending threats
They must be constantly scared shitless

>>26984523
No, but they have had it at least twice.

>>26984523
It's canon they did at least twice.

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>>26984505

Probably very typical pone existence. They don't seem to be rich snobs and they do not wear any clothes at all so maybe they aren't even from Canterlot originally or something

>>26984523

not in that image!

>>26984505
they were already super rich so i dont think they had much of an increase in lifestyle when their son became king of the crystal empire and twily became a god.

I want to make love to dream Luna while the real Luna watches from afar

Unicorn Privilege is a thing you know

>>26984411
>>26984427
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4CvjdbQ29qU
There was something like this except about an event with the moon. Craapy as fuck

>>26984547
>They don't seem to be rich snobs
They seemed pretty rich to me, their own place is pretty nice and Twilight's Canterlot flat is just straight-up fucking amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDfQZdJ8tW4

AVOID ALL MIRRORS

THAT COUNTS MONITO

You know what I haven't read in a long while
good creepypastas
ever since /x/ became shit I stopped reading them and that was something around five years ago

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>>26984600
>that snort from Twilight

>>26984576
Unicorns = Whites
Earth Ponies = Blacks/Indians/Mexicans/Middle Easterns
Pegasi = ???

>>26984600
Did

Did I just got memed on?

>>26984658
slavs maybe?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw_HKzo9Ync
yep
got my hair standing it did

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>>26984658

Unicorns = horses with horns

Earth Ponies = horses

Pegasi = horses with wings

>>26984700
Unicorns = the best

Earth ponies = Alright

Pegasi = the worst

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>>26984439
Here's one

>>26984658
>>26984700
Pegasususes = The best
The rest = Okay I guess?

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>>26984439

>>26984758
That guy would be very attractive with a better manestyle

>>26984600
>ponk
that makes more sense than it should

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List the pony races in order of most fertile/breedable

>>26984779
No

>>26984600
Why is it playing the Flintstones theme song

>>26984779
earth ponies
they're only good for that

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>>26984768

He seems to do alright

>>26984779
Unicorns, because magic
Earth Ponies, because that's their special talent
Pegasuses because fuck them

>>26984779

All ponies are breedable

But Earth ponies are the race of breeding

>>26984795
Rose is a little slut, she'll take any stallion back to her house

>>26984779
Earth ponies
Pegasi
Unicorns

In that order

>>26984795
What a ho

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>>26984812

that is pretty much all ponies

>>26984600

I'll take twenty

>>26984812
>>26984826
I hear she wears socks in public.

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>>26984779
alicorns

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>>26984834

>>26984835
>those wings
>that hair
Jesus fucking christ that's great

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>>26984830
Did you just call your own waifu a slut?

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>>26984835
Ugh, it's all human an shit.

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Daily reminder

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>>26984826

I am sorry but the actual current canon record holder for such things is actually Caramel

He nuzzled a mare nose to nose, then got kissed by an entirely different mare, IN THE SAME EPISODE

>>26984855
He's always known deep down

>>26984867
>tfw you will never be a player like Caramel

>>26984867
He just gets mad horse pussy and you're jealous you aren't getting that even when having a a basement full of kidnapped ponies.

>>26984835
>I hear there is a show on like the TV or something and if I dress like this nerds will like, give me money and attention!

>>26984892
>>>/r9k/

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>>26984779
As much as I love pegasi...

I have to go with:
Earth ponies
Pegasi
Unicorns

>>26984867
He got so much pussy he became a mare for a time.

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>>26984882

he just gets mad in general

>>26984906

different pony actually. They were both around simultaneously in over a barrel.

There are like 3 different Caramel look alikes

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>>26984835
I really like those wings. But
>not pone

>>26982084
>RIP Lady Library

>>26982036
She appeared briefly in Made in Manehattan, but you couldn't see her cutie mark.

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>>26984916
>There are like 3 different Caramel look alikes
Five, you fucking casual

>>26984916
Years later and BNE is still my favorite finale.
It's weird.

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>>26984933

I was referring to the ones that share his cutie mark as well

ponies with different cutie marks are obviously different individuals

though come to think of it its actually 4 caraclones

>>26984933
>The unicorn is the only successful member of the family
Also goddamn their ancestors are sluts that fucked all the races

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>>26984965

there are actually a ton of horseshoe pones

I wonder if they are a clan themselves or something

>>26984965
>their ancestors are sluts that fucked all the races
It's Anon. As a pony.

>>26984935

me too!

I think it was the last one we got that was relatively down to earth

you guys know its just a recurring stock character, right?
are you people dumb or am i

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>>26985022

You know he was named in Winter Wrap Up right

hes on the same tier as the flower ponies

>>26985040
Is it just me or are like half of the gameloft description super lewd?

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>>26985054

No its not you, in fact I pointed the best ones out when they added that batch of stallions to the game

Someone was definitely having fun

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>>26985063
What were they thinking

>>26985063
Whoa holy shit
That's definitely lewd

>>26985063
It must be a way of coping with having to work on a little kids game all day.

>>26985063
>You will never have a stallion's flank in a sticky situation

Why even live

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>>26985054
spunky

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>>26985077

probably the same things MLPG is usually thinking

>>26985063

Now post the Apple Bottoms one

What about a parents episode

>>26985087
>>26985091
Ha

>>26985096
I'm always up for an AJ free episode

>>26985087
sounds like him and pinkie should make tons of party babies

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>>26985096
>it's an AJ and Rarity episode

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>>26985091

Beat you to it so have this green apple instead

>>26985142
Anon please, we had enough of those episodes, and not even Rarity managed to make them great.
The best one was merely just okay

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>>26985160

>>26985173
I was making a joke about how AB and Sweetie are AJ and Rarara's secret daughters

>>26985160
He bits off weiners!

>>26985203
he bites off the clitoris

>>26985225
Aloha Snackbar!

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>>26985225