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603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
Written by Michael P. Fox & Wil Fox

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGhT0G4k_3A
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5

The royal guards aren't the only peacekeeping aides around in Equestria. Is there enough crime to keep the police too busy? It's not something that often comes up in the lives of Twilight and her friends, but they can't be everywhere at once, either. And of course, the police are also at the disposal of the public as guides and the like, too. Still, it never hurts to be on the lookout in general! Who knows where the next Tirek will be?

>>26973500
Previous thread.
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>filly
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>Glimmy
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601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9

UPCOMING EPISODES PROMOS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvt2ArLEQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm94QmFObjI

604 - On Your Marks: With their cutie marks finally acquired, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what to do now. Apple Bloom suggest they embrace their destinies, but she and her friends don't exactly agree on how.

605 - Gauntlet of Fire: In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.

606 - No Second Prances

607 - Newbie Dash: After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.

Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg

MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
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>filly
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GRADE A WAIFU.
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>>26978152
GRADE A MORE LIKE GRADE SHIT
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>>26978152
she was so happy
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>>26978144
Glimmy is shitty
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>"Come play with us, Anon!"
>"Yes. Come play."
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>>26978162
i didnt expect rarity to have strong enough magic to throw around a full grown stallion like it was nothing.
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>>26978174
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>>26978177
>stallion
That's a mare
A really ugly mare, but still a mare
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>>26978135
I want to pet that mare.
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I want policemare to arrest me.
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>>26978177
It's not like there's a concrete standard for magic in the show. No one on the crew is consulting a show bible that says "Rarity can't lift things over X weight".
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So we've all agreed that the policemare is the official Background Pony of the Week that we'll all talk about for a week before forgetting forever, right?
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>>26978177
Excuse you
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>>26978172
How's the rear view?
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>>26978208
I'm going to steal that hat
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>>26978198
But she's on duty!
>>26978202
But you haven't committed a crime!
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>>26978244
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>Anon preforming a series of petty crimes to get police pony to arrest him
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>>26978247
I'm going to flip that hat off her head and run my fingers through that mane.
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Can't wait to hear what new songs this season will bring us.

youtube.com/watch?v=Q_zSvOD9Y78
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>>26978278
That's some lewd shit, Anon.
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>>26978268
Are tail docks an erogenous zone?
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>>26978234
not too bad
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>>26978293
I wonder if the CMC will have a song
That's a cute picture
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>>26978314
So that's where they get the fertilizer for Central Park
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>>26978314
That's a ponut, Anon.
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>>26978387
don't be ridiculous anon
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>>26978407
I want to lick nobby's ponut
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The best part of a pony is _________
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>>26978410
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>>26978415
THE ASSSSHOLE!!!
https://derpibooru.org/1123806
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>>26978430
Nobby pls draw Maud corrupted by that evil book Rarity offered her.

Corruption is best fetish.
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>>26978415
Eyes
Specifically Applejack's eyes
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>>26978434
i literally open nothing you post

youre that awful a person
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I want to open Twi's asshole.
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Filly's dream job is to be a 9-6 code monkey working in an open floor office for the rest of her life. She says she she has inherited her low expectations from you.
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>tfw I'm an RA at my college
>tfw I made pony door decs for April Fools Day
>tfw when I have only gotten neutral to positive response from my residents.
>tfw no one has taken theirs down yet.
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>>26978314
Gonna need lewd of Marker Statue now.
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>>26978453
would you like a glass of water?
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>>26978476
memes make you no less awful anon
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>>26978460
No.
Twilight asshole is not for gaping.
It is for loving and cherishing only.
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>>26978537
Rumble just asked what you want for your birthday Flitter.
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>>26978537
Flitter is the best seapony.

Prove me wrong.
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>>26978563
A new bow
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>>26978571
more like semen pony
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Flitter's gokkun fetish
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>>26978571
Pegasi are just so fucking cute. The absolute cutest.
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>>26978434
I usually like super detailed and exaggerated buttholes, but that's too exaggerated.
Nezumi and Sunibee are how it's done.
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Cloudchaser is cuter.
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Which was your favourite scene from the latest episode, MLPG?
Mine is this one. Fuck Pinkie, she ruined a cute scene.
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>>26978598
Did someone say semen-pony?
https://derpibooru.org/1061170
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>>26978645
>best part of the last episode was background filly dancing
Makes sense considering how terrible everything else was
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>>26978645
When Pinkie bowled her over.
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>>26978661
what is wrong with you
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>>26978444

Chris Metzen please go
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>>26978645
Rarity acting like ponk.
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>>26978263
>anon getting his 3 strikes and receiving a life sentence just to get arrested by police pony
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>>26978615

Bird Horses are best Horses
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>>26978694
no
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>>26978463
>Open floor office
I remember when an office I worked at switched from individual rooms to that.
There were people cutting up cardboard boxes so they could huddle up with their screens.
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>>26978707
The BEST.
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>>26978661
The best part of any episode is the fillies, period.
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>>26978772

RACE OF ROMANCE
A
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R
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The best part of waking up is pony in your cup.
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IMMA BEE A WONDERBOLT SOON!
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>>26978794
Well yeah nowadays, but that's because the new writers are shit so the only good things are the background ponies.
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>>26978829
Whatever you say DARSH.
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>>26978821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZqv9Uyy_IQ
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>>26978707
HOW CAN THE OTHER RACES
EVEN COMPETE
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Do we have hard dates for the upcoming episodes? I really hope they space them out so the season lasts as long as possible.
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>>26978811
So loving
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>>26978849
Simple. By being better
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>>26978343
NICCEE
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Great, the pegasusposters are ruining the thread again
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>>26978850
I'm bringing Fluttershy as my date. Heel, girl. Heel.
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>>26978829
Dash is gonna rock that Wonderbolts outfit for sure
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Clean the pegasus' ears with her own feather.
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>>26978849
Why is CC standing next to Twilight Recolour #503?
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>>26978875
Her name's Helia TYVM
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>>26978857
indeed
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>>26978867

But Pegasus Ponies are the best.

>>26978869

The WB suit makes ponies so much sexier
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>>26978148
What was that shit at the end of the 2nd episode?
Some black thing flying towards the Crystal Empire
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>>26978857
I want to tape that feather back on pretending i dont understand so she gets all mad scrunch at me.
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>>26978868
>Fluttershy: Mmm, it's so nice to be the pet for once.
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Vacuum Pumping Horse Pussies
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Man, other than Pinkie in the first half, this episode was everything I wanted from the show. Interaction between two of the main six, no real world building, the characters felt in place, lightheartedly cute and sweet. The Gift of the Magi thing was pretty predictable, but I'm ok with that in the case of what the show is. It's not so much an excuse, it's just that the type and feel of the show make it a bit more bearable. I expected more out of the 'Pouch Please' to be close to that droopy short 'Tip', but it's alright that it didn't push it too far. It also helped advance character arcs as well.

Overall 8/10.
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>>26978821
COCAINE
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Hmm hmm.
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Make way for the Equus superior!
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>>26978888
quads confirm return of changelings!
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>>26978898
Vacuum Pumping Horse Rectums
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>>26978898
>fat jiggling marelabia winking uncontrollably
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>>26978911
>911
Confirmed Alicorn magic can't melt crystal beams
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>>26978772
>dat bridle
My dick is diamonds.
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>>26978932
Light bondage with ponies seems like it would be fun.
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>>26978867
>ruining
Enhancing. And that's what happens when you leave the windows open.
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>>26978935

I shouldn't be aroused by the idea of something half my height dominating me, but I am
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>>26978935
Unf.
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>>26978936
Strange Google didn't bring sauce
Sauce pls
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>>26978936
Can you at least post a good pegasus? Because you aren't convincing me with that trash pony
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>>26978879
>tfw you will never be that close and intimate with your little pone
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>>26978935
As long as the mare is the sub, yeah. It'd be nice to give those reins a nice hard yank while pumping into her.
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>>26978955
Live a full life and die the way nature intended, and you will meet them
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>>26978935
Not a fan of bondage but unf glasses
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>>26978947
you disgust me on a deep and personal level
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>>26978935
>>26978947
Nah. PONY wears the saddle, not me.
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>>26978947
>pegasusfags
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>>26978966

It's okay.

I feel the same way about myself
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>>26978947
Femdom a best fetish, Anon.

>>26978135
So what's the consensus on her name?
Copper top and Bronze badge seem to be the two main contenders. My vote goes for Copper, for no reason I can logically explain.
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>>26978975
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There are bad ponies around
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>>26978982
Femdom is one of the lowest tier fetishes you can possibly have. You turn into a joke in the eyes of everyone around you and especially the females that 'dominate' you.
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pegasi are fun you guys

>>26979000
bro that's some heavy projection right there
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>>26978984
I love looped gifs of ponies talking. Watching them makes me feel less lonely.
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>couture
already dropped the episode
see you guys next week
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>>26979006
>projection
What kind of an argument is this?
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Have you ever danced with the pony in the pale moonlight?
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>it spells maud.
I take it back Im watching the ep
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>>26979024
luna?

are you trying to seduce me
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>>26979006
It's not projection if you're already a joke yourself, xieril
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>>26979036
what a blushy princess
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>>26979037
rekt
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what ponies have the worst fanbase
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>>26979058
Whatever pony you like, nerd
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>>26979037
anon you don't have to call that anon a joke
that's very rude
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Pony is trying to seduce you as per human customs.
She calls you one day, cheap jazz playing in the background.
She asks you to deliver a pizza.
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>>26979049
how is dash so magical?
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>>26979022
one where he accurately predicts your personal life
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>>26979072
I didn't call him a joke, I called you a joke family
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>>26979080
Latent magical powers that allow for the Sonic Rainboom
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>>26979083
>>26979072
How about you two kiss and make up?
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>>26979081
Oh I see, is this like not liking gays makes you a faggot?
Would someone being racist make them black?
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>>26979064
I can confirm this, you will never be able to like anything without other people ruining it for you.
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>>26979083
cool
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>>26978645
Probably Rarity acting as Maud's hypemare.
>IS SHE CLENCHING HER JAW?!?!
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>>26979097
hes right you know
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dash a shit

SHIT
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>>26979091
naw I bet he's really gross and smelly
besides I already have my waifu and horsbando to kiss

>>26979103
cool
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>>26979111
Gee, how come xieril gets TWO ponies?
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>>26979108
Dash will burn your village down and rape you for saying that.
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So was it just me, or were there a lot of self-referential jokes this episode, almost to the point of annoyance? Like, there was when the gang was in the toy shop and those two colts were playing the theme song on the "Big" piano, and when Rarity was trying to pick a gift for Maud you could see the Twicane and Twilight's doll from Season Two, and I'm pretty sure the pile off stuff in the same scene was a ripped asset from another episode. What do you guys think?
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>>26979121
Equestrian law allows you to have one (1) waifu and one (1) horsebando
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>>26979108
At least Fluttershy is pretty perfect.
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>>26979111
Look at those beautifully bountiful bootys.
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>husbando and a waifu
Please don't tell me you people actually fucking do this
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>>26979144
Yep, get used to it bub.
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>>26979144
xieril does because he's a massive slut
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>>26979144
>using a nobby reaction pic when he's a well known one waifu-one husbando supporter
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>>26979144
Xieril is a filthy cheater that deserves to die alone.

I'll be taking his waifu.
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>>26979166
dont worry about it senpai its a self solving problem
they let their bloodline die with them
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>>26979144
>having a waifu at all
>not just having a lot of ponies you like and would fuck given the opportunity
>and that one pony you wouldn't mind settling down with someday
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>>26979168
only after you kill me yourself you fuckin pussy
keep your hands off my waifu
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>>26979138
She's pretty cute. Better than the blue one.
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>>26979196
You can't have a waifu if she has a stallion anon
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>>26979204
>anon
xieril, whoops
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man those meme faces were top memey today
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>>26979213
>today
Huh?
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>>26979144
>not supporting the One Husbando One Waifu Act
are you some kinda dirty commie?
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>>26979219
whats today?
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>>26979230
Sunday almost Monday
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>>26979230
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So how about those ponies? Anyone like em?
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>horsebando and waifu
Don't be surprised when you find out your foal isn't yours desu
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>>26979196
>only after you kill me
Pff, as if that would be hard.
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>>26979230
SUNDAY
SUNDAY
SUNDAY
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>>26979234
whoa
I need sleep
>>
fillies are no longer allowed to have fun.
instated by dr. robotnik
enjoy your stay
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>>26979204
good thing she doesn't have a stallion then

>>26979250
come at me scrublord I'm ripped
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>having two waifus is bad
>but having a waifu and husbando is fine
please explain this to me
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>>26979240
>husbando and waifu fuck every night without you
>waifu impregnated by husbando
>become third wheel
>get kicked out
what all greedy lovers deserve
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>>26979239
what the fuck is a pony
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>>26979240

But my foals are half human
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this ep was pretty average
like I expect this to be the norm in season 10
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>>26979270
>good thing she doesn't have a stallion then
then why is apple bottoms there?
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>>26979277
It's that really sexy thing that gets posted on here once every couple of days. Like, it looks like a cat almost, but with flat paws.
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>>26979277
they're cute and colorful and have 4 hooves and cute snootles

you'll know one when you see them
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two ponies means more pony to cuddle with

>>26979286
what are you talking about dude
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>>26979271
>having two waifus is bad

naaah
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>>26979293
or whoever your horsebando's name is
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>>26979254
and saturday
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>>26979282
I liked Rarity and Pinkie paired together, I hope we might see some more unusual pairs to come soon.
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>>26979298
I wonder if they're actually sisters.
Maybe they're really good lifelong friends who look really alike.
It would be funny though if they pulled a reverse Star Wars and said they weren't related.
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>>26979305
I do too
And better with Maud

sorry to the writer, but this was the best premise and group and done in a pretty bad way
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>>26979271
take a step back for a moment and remember that these are dumb rules for what is essentially a game of pretend. who really cares what /a/ says?
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>>26979298
what a rad hairstyle
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>>26979305
I WANT MY FLUTTERSHY/APPLEJACK EPISODE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>26979298
I would.
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>>26979322
Life isn't a game of pretend, anon
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>>26979325
but the vampire bats
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>>26979335
waifuing a fictional character is a game of pretend, anon. nothing more.
>>
Remember to update your ponies' firmware.
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>>26979325
And I want my Rarity and Twilight episode.

>>26979336
That wasn't a Flutters/AJ episode. It began as one but it quickly became a main cast episode and later it was Twilight and friends vs the Flutterbat
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>>26979291
>>26979288
???
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>>26979340
No, anon, if you have more than one waifu that will destroy your laifu

If you have a husbando and a waifu, you're a shitty person
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>>26979352
>If you have a husbando and a waifu, you're a nice person
fixed that typo there for you friend
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>>26979352
good grief
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>>26979351
No, they have bigger eyes, colorful tails and manes, and longer legs. They also have smaller snouts and a full set of horseteeth.
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>>26979365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhFBcqINnBs
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>>26979352
Whatever you say anon.
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I want to cuff the police mare to a bed with her own cuffs and have my way with her all night long
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>>26979282
>Season 10
Quite the optimist, aren't you?
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>>26979382
pony cops are adorable

they try to be tough but they're too cute
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>>26979393
2adorable
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>>26979397
ponies generally are, yes
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>>26979416
But how am I supposed to take the pony police seriously?
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Please don't belittle the mares.
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>>26979371
??
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>>26979428
thats the best part

you don't really have to
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>>26979440
But they're so little
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Please don't embiggen the fillies.
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>>26979442
close enough
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>>26979442
WHAT A CUTE PONY
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>>26979314
That would throw me for a loop.
Even more so if they did all happen to be related, since they seem to share some colors between them
that I doubt more or less but shit, you never know what they'll do
>>
Butts are just fat glands.
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>>26979488
youre a fat gland
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"Mare" is just pony for "Bitch".

Don't let your pony be marish.
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I am going to fuck this pony in her fat glands

And when I say fat glands I mean butt
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>>26979428
DONCHANO
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>>26979510
that pony does have exceptional fat glands
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>>26979515
Oh yah?
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>>26979538
yaaah
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>>26979531
I'd load my ammo into her party cannon if you know what I mean
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>>26979558
please do not shoot ponk
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>>26979510
>>26979531
>>26979558
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>>26978415
the only real answer here is the right front top tooth.
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>>26979567
Fuck
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>>26979562

would shoot my cannon inside of her.
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>>26979586
>lifting her tail
lewd
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>>26979598
please do not eviscerate the pink pony
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>>26979586
http://i.imgur.com/c31Nguf.png

oh yeah, I forgot about this
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>>26979634
You have to be 18 to post here.
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>>26979634
dont respond to me ever again
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>>26979627
nice...
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>>26979627
>version uploaded to paheal with random screencap replies
>mine was there

Fun times.
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>>26979672
Hello
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Too tired to have another stream tonight, sorry
I'll have one tomorrow

>>26979674
yeah, the commissioner wanted it with replies in it so I just capped some as a separate version
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>>26979689
I want to force Pinkie to go to sleep
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>>26979689
>sleeping
Jesus nobby you are a lightweight
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>>26979689
Really? That's interesting, I like how that guy thinks. Anyways go to sleep and dream fondly of pinkie vag.
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Unicorns...Let me tell you about unicorns
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>>26975559
I'm usually a thread behind that when I see a link, it had already ended.
>>
tbqh scoots a cute
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Morning in MLPG Glimmers~
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>>26979784
THE FUCKING BANTS
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>>26979766
It's shimmers you goddamn fucking good for nothing dumb horse.
YOU"RE FIRED.
>>
>>26979793
>tfw i dont know what this meme is so i have to go look it up at knowyourmeme.com
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>>26979804
SHIMMER IS NOT A PONY
GET OUT OF MY OFFICE
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>>26979784
>Pinkie
>Ever saying that about Flutter "too sensitive to prank" shy
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>>26979811
>comics
>canon
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>>26979809
Shimmer is a pony on the inside
Especially after collecting so much pony genetic material in her womb
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>>26979822
DOESN'T MATTER
>>
Yo, someone order some Weird Fetish Shitâ„¢?

https://derpibooru.org/1124049
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>>26979830
Not weird enough
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>>26979830
Yeah.
Yeah that's about what I expected.
>>
>>26979830
kek
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>>26979804
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>>26979822
how much genetic material do I need to collect to be considered a pony?
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Two Horses At Once
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gnite
>>
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>>26979867
>tfw you'll never have two horses in your bed with you
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>>26979867
why are you in bed with scootaloo
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>>26979866
You will know when you attain it
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>>26979867
You good for nothing whore
>>
>>26979882
that's not scootaloo though

>>26979879
;~;7
>>
>>26979867
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>26979867
trash
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>>26979891
>>26979897
>>26979901
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>>26979867
>Dash likes to dress up as Scootaloo for sex
Kinky.
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>>26979907
cool
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So what happened to original EqG Shimmer?
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>>26979926
thrown through the portal and immediately arrested
>>
>>26979867
Why's Scootaloo there?
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>>26979867
WHO ARE THOSE HORSES
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>>26979919
That would be kinky sure but that anon ain't me
it's just another anon with some random ponies waking up in the morning after a long night of cuddling

>>26979933
no scootaloos here yo
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>>26979867
SCOOTALOO LIKES PANCAKES!???
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>>26979934
The right one is Apple Bottoms
I have no fucking idea why Scootaloo is there too though
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Been doing some random requests. Figured this one fits in snugly right here.

Has anyone confinced the fandom to call the police pony Judy Clopps yet?
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>>26979937
I'm going to need you to post another orange pony with scootaloo's mane cut in purple otherwise I'm going to have to assume it's scootaloo
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>>26979943
Apple Bottoms doesn't have spiky hair or a horn

>>26979945
No because that's stupid
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>>26979892
>that's not scootaloo though
That looks very much like Scootaloo.
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>>26979957
>horn
Shit, I'm blind
I have no idea then
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>>26979943
Apple Bottoms isn't a unicorn though
why would that pony be him

>>26979950
You're gonna have to ask Flying Saucer for that
I don't have his entire database of background ponies, unfortunately
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>>26979867
I have called the cops about your filly threesome.
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>>26979957
no ur stupid
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>>26979968
good idea
three's a crowd, but four's a good old fashioned orgy
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>>26979962
Found her!
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>>26978263
>Policemare is too timid to arrest Anon by force.
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>>26979983
>too shy to handcuff him
>shoots him from a distance while his back is turned
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>>26979959
it's not her though


>>26979968
there are no fillies here
once the pony police get here and see that you gave them a fake report you're def gonna get it

>>26979981
those colours are so different but fine
it can be older scootaloo if you want it's w/e
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>>26979994
>runs off and just lets him bleed out on the street
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>>26979998
Xieril you're drunk and fucking with us aren't you?
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>>26980007
He wouldn't. Drunk drawing is against the pone law
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>>26980007
I'm not! I literally spent like 5 minutes drawing the whole thing I just picked random colours for the horses and made that weird sunbeams layer that made the colours much more orange-y
It'a not Scootaloo
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I also did some lewd horse. If anyone's into that.

http://i.imgur.com/IH08Xxh.png
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>>26979926
Horse bestiality pornstar
>>
>>26980034
She was Mr Hands?
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>>26979867
>tfw you'll never wake up next to pones
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>>26980027
A likely sto-oh nevermind then.
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>>26980047
was that the guy who was analfisted to death?
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>>26980055
oh my god I can't believe you just dyed Scootaloo

>>26980056
Horsefucked to death
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>>26980056
Analfisted by a horse dick till his colon ruptured yes.
>>
>>26980062
>>26980061
What a very gay and humiliating way to die.
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>>26980070
there's nothing humiliating about following your dreams
>>
>>26980070
>What a very gay and humiliating way to die.
He was living the dream anon. Getting stuffed for years by horse cock makes the risk worth it
>>
So how about the new pony episode, guys?
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>>26980082
>new
It's two days old. It's old and busted and useless.
>>
>>26980082
Was alright. Not my favorite one but there seemed to be a lot of Anons who greatly enjoyed it.
>>
>>26980028
UNF
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>>26980082
>episode
Sorry, we're talking about having sex with ponies right now
>>
>>26980113
>having sex with ponies
shit tier tastes desu

ponies having sex with you, forcibly, whether you like it or not, is much more patrician.
>>
>>26980113
Technically, we were talking about fatal sex with horses.
>>
>>26980119
>not enjoying the pony sex
what the fuck
>>
Have you ever considered turning off the computer, sitting down with the ponies, and hitting them?
>>
>>26980141
no?
>>
>>26980070
He's now in horsefuck heaven, eternally getting his rectum filled with horsedick.
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>>26980131
It's not that fun watching a pony fuck your waifu
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What's this about sex with ponies?
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>>26980169
I hear that having a threesome with a mare and a filly is the newest and hottest trend in sex with ponies
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>fuck me, sugah'
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>>26980183
that's just a passing fad
now getting fucked by several stallions, that'll be around forever
>>
Would anyone mind posting new Starlight images? I need them for reference.
>>
did someone say sex with fillies?
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>>26980112
Oh thank goodness. I was starting to think MLPG didn't like lewd fillies anymore.
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>>26980148
>that look

Gets me going every time.
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>>26980202
https://derpibooru.org/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=starlight+glimmer%2C+spoiler%3As06*
>>
When I went to have sex with my waifu, she told me that equestria law states that only ponies can fuck ponies

I'm not familiar with equestria's law, is that true?
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>>26980215
sounds like you need either a lawyer pony or a transformation pony
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>>26980206
scootaloo does your mother know what you're doing
>>
I cast pony
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>>26980237
hey look
it's a pony

great job, anon
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>>26980205
I wanna fuck Tornado Filly
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>>26980206
You know full well that's not true, though you didn't help when you posted non-lewd filly.
>>
>you will never have a loving relationship with Derpy
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>>26980242
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>>26980244
Stupid sexy fillies
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>>26980253
>Fucking Tornado Filly and Scootaloo at the same time
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>>26980212
Pony should grope pony
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>>26980253
What a qt
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>>26980275
I got mad at her in that scene. God Pinkie was the worst character for the first half of the episode
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>>26980214
Thanks, anon. This also reminded me I should probably throw some stuff onto derpibooru.
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>>26980260
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>>26980268
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>>26980285
I did like how the Manehattanites reacted to her
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>>26980289
sure thing

if you're just looking for ref material, you might try this as well: https://derpibooru.org/search/index?q=starlight+glimmer%2C+vector
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>>26980233
Scootaloo has no idea what you're talking about. She definitely doesn't think it's something Mama needs to know about either.


>>26980244
I posted a lewd Harshwhinny. Is she no longer unf?
Am I a pleb?
>>
Panama Pony has a stack of documents you might be interested in
>>
>>26980319
Of course she is, but she isn't a filly. Why would you fish for filly unfs and not actually post a lewd filly?
>>
>>26980336
Because she Harshwhinny likes it when papa comes home to his li'l filly and tucks her in.

Followed by tucking himself in.
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>>26980289
neat pon
>>
Remember that time I asked you to never post that face again for 2 years?

Thanks for not ever posting that face again.
>>
>>26980319
Harshwhinny is the unfest
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>>26980347
no problem, friend
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>>26980343
Thank you. Trying to get a little faster with them.
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stupid sexy appabam
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>>26980369
>Oh no! My top is sliding off tee hee!
>AH LIKE APPLES! APPLES APPLES APPLES!
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>>26980364
>a happy satisfied filly
There should be more pics like this.
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>>26980419
The best kind of filly there is.
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so I heard you like filly…
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>>26980448
I'd still fuck 'em
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Kiss the mare
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>>26980453
Speaking of things I'd fuck.
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>>26980457
But mare is kissing me!
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>>26978708
What the fuck is the context of this image anyway?
I haven't played WoW in a few months
>>
So you marry your horse waifu. Then what? You'll need a place to stay, Now depending of your waifu that wouldn't be a problem, you can just move in with her. But then you'll need to bring some money in to the house. Again depending on who is your waifu it might not be a problem. Then you'll need to integrate with the horses. Learn their ways, their holidays, their traditions, their history. After that you'll have to hope you'll be accepted by the other ponies, which might not be easy. Then you'll have to prepare yourself to not die whenever another goddamn disaster happens in Equestria.
And the list just keeps on growing.
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Foalcon makes me rather uncomfortable
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>>26980472
That's life
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>mature mares
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>>26980472
All worth it.
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>>26980483
Give her the adress of the brothel from downtown
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>>26980460
I like naughty baconpones, myself.
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>married mares
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>>26980472
Or I go to Twilight and get her to turn me into a pony.
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>>26980472
Rarara
Seriously, it's irrelevant who your waifu is, Rarara is the way to go.
She's generous, she's always working, she needs help. If you don't fuck up the first impression you can easily convince her to hire you and make you her apprentice in sewing and stuff.
There, most of your problems are solved, now you can settle things with your waifu.
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>>26980497
what's with the skin condition?
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>>26980464
Kiss her right back!
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>>26980502
Moon Over Juneitis.
It's terminal.
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Mare draws human futa
Dickchicks by the oodle
she's on her pone tablet sketching lolis with big noodles (swerve)
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>>26980491
I'm up for either or. Maybe both
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>>26980480
It makes my dick very comfy.
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>>26980497
"Equestria Girls" seems like a dead end, like she'll never get a chance to grow up.

On the other hand, when she returns to Equestria, it will be after spending years as a nubile teenage human girl. Surely that will affect her attitudes about many things, including sex.
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>>26980485
I want to make Applejack an Applemom
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>>26980527
Best mom, best wife, best lover.
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naughty mares are best ponies
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>>26980537
She'd be too busy with the farm to even take care of the baby
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Childbirth is disgusting and bringing a life without its consent int this world is the greatest act of narcissism and egoism you can think of
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>>26980555
jesus, who shit in your pancakes today
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>>26980555
>bringing a life without its consent

How are you supposed to get consent from something that doesn't exist yet?
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>>26980555
Do you need a hug?
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>>26980555
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>>26980570
You're not. I'm against reproduction in general.
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>>26980555
How do you propose a soul could give consent to being born?

Accepting that life can be suffering is one thing, eliminating any possibility that it need not be suffering is quite another.
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>>26980570
I think the way they should of worded it was: carelessly having kids is stupid and irresponsible.
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>>26980552
If she, Big Mac and Granny could handle Applebloom and the whole farm despite no strong adults I'm damn sure AJ could handle farm life and a baby on her own. Not that she would be alone, of course.
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>>26980588
That Applejack looks like she's been rubbed down with vaseline.
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>>26980600
That artist could draw alright when he wasn't inserting his shitty furry OC everywhere. Shame they're probably ded or something.
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>>26980625
>shame 0r0 is dead
be thankful
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This is now an apple thread.
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wholesome activities with a herd of young unicorns
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>Wrong!
>This mare is deceased.
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remove apple
remove apple
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>>26980652
>YFCA
>Young Filly Celestian Association
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>>26980651
I love apples!
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>>26980661
a/k/a

Yuri For Canterlot Alicorns
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>>26980657
Doesn't seem to be slowing her down any.
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yesss… all the apples…
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>>26980657
What if we are the ones who are beb?
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>>26980672
Oh man, that's one of the oldest AJ images I have in my folder. I really wish she could wear something similar to that in the show.
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>>26980662
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But WHY does Applejack like apples so much?
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>>26980697
No idea, Anon.
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>>26980690
That's pretty cute. I like it.
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>>26980697
Hereditary mental illness
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Apple should apple apple
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>>26980721
What if Applejack apples too hard and prolapses her apple?
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Applejack claims that "Apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple." is a grammatically correct sentence
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>>26980727
that would be extremely painful
and really hot to watch
prolapses are hot
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>>26980730
Close. But in third person singular it should be "apples" not "apple".
Apple apple apple apple apples apple apple apple.
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>>26980732
But a prolapse doesn't just happen overnight!
It takes many years of hard work and stretching to get a good one going.
http://i.imgur.com/ScmEQSg.jpg
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apples!
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>>26980757
MAGIC
FLOATING
DICK
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>>26980746
I know, that's why I love dirtygardengirl.

keep working on that, pinkie.
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>>26980764
>dirtygardengirl
Oh boy, now that's a name I wasn't expecting to see pop up in MLPG.
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>>26980776
She's basically the prolapse queen. You can't get any better that. Hotkinkyjo,queensnake and dirtygardengirl are my holy trinity.
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Do you think she prolapses in frustration when somebody gets her name wrong?
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>>26980781
>you'll never say her name wrong so many times she basicaly prolapses her whole colon out
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>>26980781
Pinkie Pie can actually completely evert her entire body mass through her vagina.

Only a trained eye can detect when Pinkie is inside out.
>>
that's even weirder shitposting than the usual weird shitposting
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>>26980790
So that's why she looks like an ass all the time
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>>26980796
>Pinkies entire body is just one giant prolapsed rectum.
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If Pinkie is an inverted anus does that mean you should thoroughly wash your hands in hot water and soap every time you pet her?
>>
What if
what if we took a horse speculum
and poured milk and cereal inside a pony's ponut
and ate milk and cereal directly inside her

scooping fruity loops with a spoon directly from her asshole
>>
>mutual booping between two consenting adult ponies
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>>26980821
I can totally see Pinkie doing this:
http://i.imgur.com/6CacsQp.gif
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>>26980841
>guy
GROSS GROSS GROSS

have this
http://www.heavy-r.com/video/220583/Fruit_Loops_Fuck/
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Please don't start posting actual prolapse-porn.
That's pushing things too far.
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>>26980860
>pushing things too far.
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>>26980821
>horse speculum
wont a normal one work too?
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>>26980860
Did Celestia ever teach Twilight how to prolapse her anus? Or did she forget?
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>>26980923
How many times do you think Starlight tied her down and had her way with her?
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>>26980902
Oh wow.
Imagine the sort of prolapse a 1000+ year old god-horse would have.
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>>26980941
She insists it was *always* consensual
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>>26981002
>tickling fetish
Aaaaaaaaand into the trash it goes
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>>26981012
>removing your hard earned calluses
YOU FOOL
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH IT TAKES TO REGROW THEM
Jesus he even had them on the inner side of his foot. That must have taken forever to grow.
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Have we reached Peak Ponies?
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>>26981034
Who blue this horse?
>>
seriously calluses are so fucking useful

it's basically another layer of protection for your skin

who in their right mind would ever remove them, you're removing +1 AC of natural armor, dude
>>
Everyone stop talking about calluses and go back to talking about prolapsed assholes. I don't think that conversation reached its natural conclusion.
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>>26981036
It's all downhill from here
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>Today is International Carrot Day
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>>26981046
NO

ponies have natural calluses
they're called hooves
When you cut off your calluses, you're basically saying no to becoming a pony
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>>26981054
Is carrot top a bottom?
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>>26981059
But I don't want to be a pony. I want to be a griffon.
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>>26981087
>JJ
oh man that's a blast from the past.
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>>26981054
What's an international carrot taste like?
>>
be nice to the underaged griffin
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>>26981108
If she wanted me to be nice to her she wouldn't raise her tail like a common whore.
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>>26981110
She's trying to get used to Equestrian customs!
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>>26981145
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>>26981166
Minuette's little laugh is so adorable
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>>26981166
to be honest, that's how I would react if my old "friends" from high school would come over.
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>>26981185
>those anal beads in the background
anon I told you a thousand times, those things don't hold anything!
You've gotta put a diaper on her unless you want to come home with a big poopy carpet or even worse, a half-shitted out bunch of anal beads flailing up and down from her prolapsed rectum, smearing shit wherever she goes.
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Man, that's it. I'm gonna filter "diaper".
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>>26981195
I don't see her. Is she behind that slut?
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>>26981197
>those anal beads in the background
anon I told you a thousand times, those things don't hold anything!
You've gotta put a dlaper on her unless you want to come home with a big poopy carpet or even worse, a half-shitted out bunch of anal beads flailing up and down from her prolapsed rectum, smearing shit wherever she goes.
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Squishy marshmallow pony buttholes drive my penis to insanity

I'm off to finish trigonometry, mlpg. Keep shitposting while I'm gone okay?
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>>26981211
Seriously though, her new manestyle is p bad.

Bring back Glimmer Classic asap tia show staff.
>>
Anon stumbles into his room and throws the covers off his bed, revealing a pony, spread-eagled, giving him the most lascivious of looks.

Anon tumbles onto her and falls asleep.
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>>26981249
>pony is crushed by anon's weight and dies of lack of oxygen.
>later on, anon starts digging.
When the ponies start asking, he says that he's making a vegetable garden.
The mare is never found again.
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>>26981226
I want to play with Dinky
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moondancer is a stupid smelly pony with a poopy butt.
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>>26981270
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>>26981190
Those are the beads she uses in hear mane.
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>>26981319
>boob glasses
>not musky, sweaty ball glasses
ONE JOB
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>>26980781
>/co/nrad is there

IT'S A WESTERN CARTOON
WHY COULDN'T THEY LET US STAY BROS
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>>26981339
have you taken a look outside the lifeboat
nobody wants those wretched fucks
or the thread
>>
>>26981339
>that neck
ULP ULP ULP
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>pony playing hide and seek
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>>26981230
You really don't like it?

It makes her less of a Twi-like and represents her willingness to change.

I got used to it pretty quickly. I think she looks nice.
>>
>>26981387
she's not very good at it
>>
>>26979000
>joke in the eyes of everyone
That implies everyone knows about it.
Unless you're one of those idiots who ride their master around publicly via a horse cart, nobody's really gonna know. It can just remain a bedroom thing.
>>
>xieril is into femdom
why doesn't that surprise me
>>
>>26981419
everyone already knows he's a huge cuck, it's not like he's subtle about it
>>
>>26981397
It's just a shit manestyle imo

I mean I've criticised her for being Twi-like in the past but seriously I'd rather a slightly derivative appearance than one I found unappealing.
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>>26980521
>implying she will ever return to Equestria
>>
I want to fuck Rambo Darsh in front of xieril, making her scream in ways he's never heard.
>>
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>>26981459
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>>26979234
Sunday bloody Sunday
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>>26981461
Are you sure? Because I'm pretty sure you know who her is.
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>>26981491
>who her is
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>>26981496
You'll have to excuse him, he's an idiot.
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>26981496
>26981522
>picking on a post with one stray letter
I'm not going to give you the (You)s you so desperately crave
>>
>>26981533
what a salty little pony
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Morning in mlpg shimmers!
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>>26981549
SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO SLEEP
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>>26981549
GO BACK TO YOUR LIBRARY NERD
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>>26981549
IT'S ALREADY AFTERNOON YOU FUCKING HORSE
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I told Rainbow I was getting a dashcam and she got unreasonably excited. I don't think she understands.
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>>26981549
>15:25
>morning
Haha
Look at this faggot
>>
i want rainbowdash to smalldom me
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>>26981601
I want to dominate Rainbow's small butt
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CuteOCs
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>>26981439
Sunset and Starlight need to have hot reformed villain lesbian horse sex.
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>>26981656
but you want all the horses to have hot lesbian horse sex
>>
I hear Pone Bop's getting nominated for a Grammy
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>>26981658
Ponebop is my jam
>>
>>26981658
like a real grammy or a pony grammy
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>>26981668
whats the difference
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>>26981667
So is it exactly like Kid's Bop but sung by ponies, or more like a rap re-imagining of songs like The Wheels On The Bus?
>>
What if Pony got so aroused she turned into a Japanese tentacle monster?
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>>26981673
pony grammies aren't allowed to have any anti-princess speech in them
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>>26981674
The former.
You haven't really experienced baa baa black sheep until it was rapped by a cute lesbian mare
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>>26981645
>>
Trixie and Sunset already tried to return to Twilight's good graces; why do you think Starlight's requisitioned the basement in Twilight's friendship castle?

I'll tell you why: unicorn dungeon.
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>>26981703
Shut up.
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>>26981699
>>
I want to get beaten up by police pony.
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>>26981763
you'll get snuggled to the ground, creep
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>>26981775
I don't get it, why is Rarity wearing that shitty hairstyle?
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>>26981830
It's April
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>>26981835
and Current Year
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>>26981804
>>
>Janitor-san? Is posting like this considered to be roleplaying?
>>
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>>26981838
I wonder what pony year it is
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>>26981830
will you look at that

four social outcasts and total failures at life
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>>26981657
including the stallions!
>>
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fuckin' japs
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>>26981816
>Your wish is my command
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>>26981847
the other 3 alright but Twilight has been pretty successful

>protege of the princess
>stopped countless villains
>became a princess
>Rainbow Dash's friend

the list goes on
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>>26981853
i don't even understand how two stallions can have lesbian sex. I mean unless they kinda just scissor their buttholes
>>
>>26981842
that is pretty much roleplaying, but it is not like that rule is actually being enforced.
as long as you don't go
>*brushes your mane*
>*tugs your tail*
I doubt he will care too much
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>>26981855
>Lady Library is dead.
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>>26981843
1006 AC
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>>26981860
>tfw you will never get to go to Equestria
>tfw Twilight will never show up on your doorstep after her map went almost nuclear about it
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>>26981860
I want to be Rainbow Dash's friend too.
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>>26981855
i want to surisuri a pony's belly
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>>26981855
LEWD
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>>26981870
>can you do any cool tricks?
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>>26981870
she is a well-known fillyfondler
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>>26981865
A shame. She's cute
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>>26981906
>>26981906
>>26981906

Would you go back to Manehattan?
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