601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
Written by Josh Haber
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9
The specific mechanics behind the Crystal Heart are a bit murky, but it is an artifact of great power. Holding an endless winter at bay is only one facet, however an important one it is. Sombra's attempt at domination was probably centered around controlling it and the crystal ponies for a reason; luckily Celestia and Luna were around to prevent that. That resonating pulse it puts out at times to momentarily "crystallize" living creatures is rather fascinating; is there more to it, or is it merely a byproduct? Were the crystal ponies indigenous to the region, or had it been moved? Or perhaps they only came about once it had been created? There's curious things to study.
>>26925155
Previous thread.
>filly
UPCOMING EPISODES PROMO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvt2ArLEQE
603 - The Gift of the Maud Pie:While in Manehattan looking for the ideal location for her new store, Rarity has to help Pinkie Pie find the perfect gift for her sister, Maud - without Maud finding out.
604 - On Your Marks:Now that they've finally received their cutie marks, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what's next; the friends do not all agree on how to embrace their destinies.
605 - Gauntlet of Fire:In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.
606 - No Second Prances
607 - Newbie Dash:After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>>26928941
Crystaaaalsss
>>26928955
>607 - Newbie Dash:After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.
>>26928989
i want to do sexual violence @ r63 sombra
>>26929000
>>26929009
Is that so?
>>26928941
prettiest princess
Shit, almost missed this one.
dolphins pone, get over here
i have a dolphins question
are dolphins literally the horniest animals ever?
I want to do sexy things to the princess
>>26929000
So are you ready for Hasbro to announce S6 as the series finale?
>>26929039
>you will neverbrush his mane
Zebra
>>26928948
i like waving ponies
post more of them
>>26929033her short legs make her look like a wiener dog
Horse families.
>>26929000
>After everything she has done, and dealt with with the Wonderbolts.
>They are still assholes.
Really.
>>26929030
it's so
Pony battles
>>26929030
Yeah, but in like a sexy villain way.
Posting the best queen
>>26929098
Pony reminds you that eating her shit is a surefire way of getting tetanus.
Don't do it.
necropone eating junk food and zoning out reading a romance novel
>>26929085
They're just ponies. Dash seems like just the pony to earn herself a nickname of the sort if you ask me.
>>26929104
>trixie queen of the diamond dogs
MLPg write this comic?
Cute fillies.
Now.
>>26929000
>Remember that time I saved you from dying?
>Or the time I saved you from a dragon
>Or the several times I helped saved Equestria?
>Or the time that I saved your pie?
>Or the time I was wrongfully accused and had to clear my own name despite being let go without even so much as a formal investigation.
>And no one even apologized for that.
>Or the time that your school encouraged reckless endangerment and only wised up after I quit?
>Actually I'm tired of this shit now, enjoy your team.
>>26929205
Jesus, when did they make a GASHUNK anime?
>>26929042
''no''
>>26929226
D-D-DID I FUCKING STUTTER?
>>26929219
She should be happy they aren't pressing charges for that time she sabotaged the factory
>>26929250
Oh man I loved the enigma of gashunk horror
best novella guillelmo del toro has ever drawn
>finale
>implying the ride will end
But seriously, what with Guardians of Harmony upcoming and all, as long as toy sales remain strong will there ever be a finale?
>>26929341
I'm just tryin to get my fix of cute fillies, man.
What are cute fillies?
Starlight is trash!
TRASH!
>>26929250
>>26929370
Well if you're so desperate.
would you buy it?
>>26929104
>trixianna
that's a new name
>>26929415
MORE
>>26929404
cute
>>26929404
Sexual objects
>>26929442
I'd give her some patronageright in her foal hole.
>>26929085
>Dash fucks up
>They give her a shitty nickname
I just hope they're not assholes again
>stop calling me newbie
>>26929488nigger
Also who here hopes we see some other Wonderbolts besides Spitfire/Soarin/Fleetfoot? It would make sense if others besides those three gave her a hard time
>>26929530
I'm okay with just those three
Spitfire is the hot one anyways
>>26929530
Spitfire, Fleetfoot, and Soarin are the ones who are going to pressure Dash into a foursome, though, and that's going to be the character's defining moment of emotional trauma for the better part of the season.
>>26929540
That's not how you spell Soarin
>>26929488
>>26929530
>>26929540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW3dg9VURMU
I'm just waiting on Dash to pull a fucking Fumble on them.
>>26929552
>>26929540
>>26929552
you're both faggots. Fleetfoot is clearly the cutest.
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>26929540
I do agree
But they've had first hand expirence seeing her at her best. So them giving her a shitty nickname doesn't really make sense.
It would make more sense for others to give her a hard time over doing something stupid if they haven't seen her being awesome.
>>26929576
but spitfire is clearly the actual hot one, haven't you seen all those comics with her and derpy?
>>26929219
>>Or the time that I saved your pie?
>this is the only part they remember
>and only Soarin does
>>26929590
It seems like nothing ever makes sense when it comes to the Wonderbolts at this point.
I am curious to see how Dash will handle this though, she seems like the type of pony to freak out if someone doesn't think she's awesome.
>>26929000
>caped baldy
>Fwup.
>Filly glances over, does a double take as she notices the feathered dart protruding from her neck.
>Screams, runs around in a loose circle, and falls over.
>The other fillies break for the foliage, the last of them glancing over their shoulders to see the anon, covered in mud and camouflaged in boughs of pine step out from the bushes.
>He pick up the stricken filly and places her in his filly sack.
>>26929344
Doubt it. They seem to keep writing the season finales in such a way that they could technically work as a show finale, but there is no reason for Hasbro to stop funding the show as long as the franchise remains so strong.
Though they should think about moving it to another channel I think.
>>26929621
wickety whack, get into my sack!
>>26929417I did. It's really a shame about the eye though, their Luna is so much better. I can't imagine it being too much work to update her, considering that they already have everything they need from other plushies and only need to change the color of the fabric
>>26929588
Sleep tight, Lilly.
>>26929615
I just don't want to seemai waifumade into a massive bitch again.
>>26929648
anon thats rose
horse?
>>26929665
neigh
>>26929615
The thing about it is that Dash is already better than the Wonderbolt and in numerous occasions, too. There IS no point to them.
Pony says that you should help her achieve climax via oral sex before you finish off inside her. That's what a proper gentleman would do.
>>26929665
i wish she was my horse president
>>26929660
>>26929686
Trash.
>>26929665
horse
>>26929670
oh sorry, my bad
other horse?
>>26929665
I want to take that horse's dress off.
With my teeth
>>26929703
whinny
New filly appear
Why does it matter that Celestia and Luna weren't born alicorns? I don't think the show has stated otherwise, and I'm pretty sure that princess journal book confirmed it way before the episode.Flurry Heart still should not have been an alicorn though.
>>26929732
AKR already make enought damage control to solve that
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2016/03/amy-keating-rogers-explains-her-ideas.html
>>26929708
is
is that a yes?
because I'll feel silly if that wasn't a yes
>>26929732
>Why does it matter that Celestia and Luna weren't born alicorns?
It'd be interesting if they weren't, because it'd mean they had to do something REALLY COOL to earn their status, and I'd want to know what that REALLY COOL thing is. If they were born alicorns though, I wouldn't be mad.
Pony is dropping out of college to be more like you
>>26929737
>posting dick in dicks: the general
>>26929722
I hate how productive Pencils is, makes me super envious. Though he does make some really nice stuff.
Did you remember to rumble your Rumble today?
>>26929799
>having your teacher give you a random spell that fucked up your entire life
>having to fix this spell without any guidance/help from anyone except Spike
>REALLY COOL
>>26929822
Instead, he is wasting his time on ponies.
>>26929722
What a spoiled brat
>>26929822
It's impressive how fast he is churning these out. Judging by his stream he isn't even super fast when it comes to drawing, instead he seems to spend pretty much every free minute he has on making this comic.
>>26929822
Yeah, his art is really nice, I just wish he didn't use it for a generic harem comic with ponies
>>26929822
He waste his life in that comic, don't worry and don't waste all your life(only 30%) with ponies
This pony would waste ammo cocking her shotgun because it sounds/looks cool
>>26929845
>>26929878
utilitarian much?
>>26929732
Twilight Sparkle will be no longer an alicorn in the future.
>>26929887
who is Rainbow Dash?
>>26929771
Her explanation reads pretty much like the one other people came up with.
It's kind of sad that she apparently completely left pone behind though, considering that she hasn't watched the episode.
>>26929732
It was mostly doomsayers doing what they always do. I doubt many of them considered the books and/or comics to be canon before this, but now that they got an opportunity to be mad about something they changed their mind.
Unless the show ever explores their background it doesn't matter anyway. Regardless of if they were born as alicorns or not, they spend most of their lives that way. If they weren't born as alicorns they probably don't even remember what it was like to be a unicorn/pegasus anymore.
>>26929703
is horse here to see me
>>26929845
>>26929848
>>26929860
>>26929878
Well I mean... What should he be wasting his time with then? If it makes him happy and entertains him then I wouldn't really call it a waste. I do agree that maybe it's not a bad idea to try other things, but in the end how expends his time shouldn't really matter to anyone else.
I myself draw ponies alot anymore and it seems silly to me to call it a waste of time. It's no more objectively wasteful than anything else.
>>26929915
shut up.
>>26929803
Is she going to take up chainsmoking, too.
>>26929737
THAT DICK IS THICK
>>26929843
yeah but there's NOTHING cool about Twilight
>>26929822
I kinda wish I could devote myself to one project. But last time I tried that, it was murder. I'm probably best off sticking to stupid things like this.Although I should probably study and practice more.
>>26929927
no, horse works here
are you here to see horse?
>>26929944
AYY SPIKE
>>26929803
but I graduated from college
she doesn't want to be even MORE pathetic than me, does she?
>>26929933
>What should he be wasting his time with then?
I didn't mean to imply that he is "wasting" his time with it. I was more admiring his discipline, that he manages to update it almost daily even though it takes him considerable time to draw it.
>>26929933
I mean, obviously it's his perogative to do what he wants, I just think generic harem stuff is super boring
It's like being super skilled at realistic paintings and then just painting flowers or something
>>26929944
She should replace those glasses.
How does she even manage to not look sexier with glasses?
>>26929944
>yeah but there's NOTHING cool about Twilight
You're walking on thin ice, goat.
>>26929944
>yeah but there's NOTHING cool about Twilight
FUCK YOU SHE'S MY WAIFU
>>26929972
Fucking this, that guy is a huge waste of potential.
>>26929974
????
>>26929979
>>26929985~
>>26929998
>beady filly eyes
aaaaaaa
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Now, you get to go to Equestria...
But you're an immortal ghost! You can become visible whenever you like, possess ponies with weak mental willpower, and do all of the normal ghostie stuff you'd expect, like go through walls, etc. However, if you are banished by an exorcist, it's game over.
Will you accept this new life and live amongst the ponies as a poltergeist?
>>26929998
She's so cute.
Someone should take her to a book museum or wherever nerds go
>>26930020
Can I touch the pony's butt as a ghost?
>>26930039
Yes, if you become visible for a moment. But you might spook the pony!
>>26929944
I wish I could develop the discipline to do those things like anatomy studies and color studying and junk like that, but when I try my brain just like shuts off. It's like homework all over again. Homework i'm more interested in, but still homework. And I fucking hated homework. I barely passed some of my subjects cause that's how much I couldn't be bothered to give a fuck about them.
>>26929958
I see. I admire his discipline too.
>>26929972
I don't like the whole harem thing either, but for what it's worth I think he's being doing an ok job with it storywise.
Well that's the thing about what interests us though, the heart wants what it wants and there is no point in trying to force it to do something you're objectively better at, especially when it's just a hobby. Besides, i'd think he does a lot of drawing that we don't see if he's this good.
Even if it's with good intentions it'd be annoying if someone walked up to you and said, eh you're ok at this thing, but you're wasting your time with it, do this instead! You shouldn't be surprised when they give you a puzzled look and just shrug off your advice.
>>26930020
Well, I only need to tell them that I don't mean ill but just want to make some frens to prevent them from banishing me.
Afterwards I have all of eternity to figure out how I can turn into a proper pone, in a world full of magic that should be alright.
I found Sunset.
>>26930133
I wonder if she would still be attracted to horses in human world. Twilight seemed interested in anything with a penis, so...?
I am ready to do the sex!
>>26930164
Are you be attracted to non-sapient apes?
>>26930182
You really have to ask at this point?
>>26930170
>>26930182
kinda
>>26929615
Well I assume it will be a nickname made up by the press or the Wonderbolt fans.
Surprisingly it's a pretty popular idea. Of course there are many fics about her beginnings in the Wonderbolts and it's either about her becoming a new sensation (young, pretty etc.) or about hardcore fans not trusting her or believing she got the job through conections or something.
Nothing we haven't seen. You'd think she's got depression se suffers so much.
>>26929935
You shut up, faggot! Hasbro is going down and they're idiots!
>>26930170
Almost, Sweetie! But you're still missing just one thing :10 more years of age
pony hurried love
>>26930287
okay done
>>26930364
SWEETIE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>26930254
that's lewd
>>26930182
I mean yeah, but I'm assuming sunset would be a fairly normal and well balanced person.
>>26930364
I'm getting Twilight. I NEED AN ADULT
>>26930364
Now we're ready. Lemme strap on my sex pillows and wizard hat. We're going to have the most... sex ever.
>>26930406
She IS an adult now, isn't it great?
>>26930403
She's trash
I'm tired. I want to hold this mare and fall asleep.
>>26930522
I am that mare. You may hold me, but I need to work on a novel I'm writing so I might take off after you go to sleep.
>>26929906
You say that as if it's a bad thing
>"..Hmmm.."
>"Yep..thesh are definitely not grapesh."
>>26930650
Ponies should snack more. They eat stuff cutely.
Has the Imperial Guard perfected the Shoulder-Mounted Pony Launcher yet?
Why we ded?
>>26930018
the horror
>>26930662
No anon,you are the dead
i'm skipping hanging out with friends to watch pony rn
Pony told me about how your country doesn't have trains that go 300mph like the ones in China, and how your airports are basically 3rd world
>>26930764
We're also free to fap to cartoon porn
>>26929000
Mortifying nickname huh?rainbow crashsmashbashwashclashtrips be checked
>>26930767
PENIIIIIS LMAOOOOOOOO
>>26930767
post something different
>>26930752
is it good pony
>>26930840
I just finished Owl's Well that Ends Well and about to start Spike At Your Service
>>26930866
nice
>>26930852
>Scruffy has a loose butthole
You got something against loose bootys?
http://pony.sex/lewd.webm
>>26930778
Pony scoffed at your dumb freedom
>>26930887
what this song called?
>>26930945
boku no touch you
>>26930695
HOE
>>26930962
I will fight you
>>26930945
salty milk and touching you
Gloomy is being gloomy again
>>26930866
>Owl's Well that Ends Well
aka Spike Literally Did Nothing Wrong: The Episode
>>26931020
I want to fuck that loli. I bet she isn't wearing any panties
>>26931020
Yes
YES
>>26931020
Boron, I know it's your thing, butwhy is Marker a titty monster. You've ballooned them from how you drew her the last time.
>>26931020
TRASH
IT'S RASH
>>26931020
I take it her breast balloon to z cup during hiatus?
>>26931020
I'm not ok with how much I like this.
>>26931020
i really like this gloomy
really really
>>26931020
>>26931020
I SHOULDN'T
>>26931020
>Gloomy is being gloomy again
Sleeping the day away?
>>26931108
It's okay anon, we're allowed to like MSOB's artwork once in a while.
>>26931020
WHOA
JEEZ GLOOMY THAT SHIT'S LEWD
>>26931120
SHE'S GONNA BE LATE
>>26931020
She's lost so much mass
If only there was a way to add some back
Look at this adorable jizz whiz
>>26931108
>>26931134
If the series ended, what would happen to her?
>>26931128
Making ponies unf to unusual things would be such a great hobby
>>26931120
You know it senpai.
>>26931108
post the IPs. Make it interesting
>>26931020
I like human fillies
>>26931142
and the better version
>>26931020
Pony is not for your shitty fetishes
>>26931146
Complete Gloomy Saturation
>>26931020
Loli AND not pony related.
>>26931186
You quote the wrong person
>>26929979
>>26931194
You're missing >>26929205 >>26929250 and >>26929370
>>26931141
I like it, but I do wonder why he still has that facial hair at that age. But you can chalk it up to artistic liberties.
Poniesare totally for your shitty fetishes.
>>26931186
my fetish is cuddling with cute ponies for the sole purpose of recreation
Anyone have those chat logs with MSOB chased artists out of art chat?
>>26931224
>bitch about MSOB because fetish
>love GT because fetish
Make up your mind, anon
>>26931222
>>26931223
I want to that featureless crotch.
While Lyra watches
Filly really hates everyone and everything and doesn't want to be around anymore.
>>26931242
someone needs a scratch behind the ears
>>26931233
Stop being an idiot.
>>26931242
You're just saying that because you didn't get a filly treat last night, filly.
>>26931263
why didn't she?
>>26931263
I have called the filly police.
>>26931242
I still like filly.
If she wants to talk or have a bite of shitty toaster food I'll be here.
How much you wanna bet most of the "Explore Equestria" episodes will be of places we've already seen?
Filly really loves everyone and everything and wants to be around you evermore
>>26931295
>>26931242
Filly is bipolar and needs to go on fillymeds.
>>26931295
I want to pump this filly with semen so bad you won't believe it.
>>26931291
there are a couple of places that would be fun to visit again, if only to find out what their deal actually is
Filly has no strong feelings about anyone or anything.
>>26931316
Are fillymeds just filly treats with a sprinkling of salt?
>>26931322
>>26929562
I love that pony
Filly threaten to call the police on you for rape if you don't give her 100 bits
>LK drew pony
OH MY GOOOOOOOOD
>>26931331
yeah but they still have a filly placebo effect
>>26931340
Rape filly so that you don't go to jail for a crime you didn't commit.
>>26931353
Then give her 100 bits.
>>26931291
I'm sure there's a good reason Hasbro updated the map to include a bunch of extra locations.
>>26931346
Neat
>>26931346
I WANT TO KNEAD THAT BELLY
>>26931340
give her 100 of those chocolate coins in gold foil
>>26931346
OH YEAH, he drew this too.
>>26931368
HOLY SHITTING FUCK
>>26931368
NEAT
>>26931360
>Twilights big-ass castle sticking out of Ponyville
oh man that thing's fugly looking.
>>26931360
What does the updated map look like?
https://derpiboo.ru/1120696
>>26931368
I LIKE THING
>>26931368
hnnnnnnnnnng
>>26931368
Did that guy pay him?
>>26931379
>Soon there will be Crystal spires in every town in Equestria
The Crystal Empire is masterminding a takeover and I love it.
>>26931414
yeah I did - he was open for commissions like three months ago so I snagged the opportunity to make him draw a comfy horse.
>>26931389
lolwut
>>26931421
I wasn't going to masturbate today
>>26931389
If somebody erased all 3D pony art from existence the world would be a much better place.
>>26931439
aaaand you still aren't, right?
>>26931295
Nope she don't.
She only want my money to buy more filly power ups and my EXP to become the most powerful filly in equestria
thick Thick THIIIICK
>>26931488
Fluttershy I thought I told you to stop eating whole sticks of butter
>>26931476
No I'm gonna.
The ponies won't stop listening to vaporwave.
>>26931496
>>26931515
don't you fucking dare
that's decorative butter
>>26931455
I wouldn't say all of it, just a vast majority.
>>26931515
I want to fuck Fluttershy using butter as a lubricant
>>26931520
>>26931525
I even like some of the cg stuff
The fillies overturned another icecream truck.
>>26931540
that's nothing, the filly riots of 2011 ended in a whole city block burning down
>>26931488
I want to tickle that tummy.
>>26931529
I want to pour milk into Fluttershys ass and churn it with my dick until she poops out butter
>>26931540
Lies. The fillies would only ever peacefully protest! Don't listen to those propaganda news outlets like Faun News, they're only trying to make the fillies look bad!
>>26931565
Don't you have any other image to fetish post with?
Think you think ponies shit on the streets?
https://derpiboo.ru/1120707
UNF
>>26931582
I think I've got most of the applejack ones filtered now
>>26931582
Fucking ponies in the ass isn't a fetish, anon.
>>26931585
They go in the gardens to grow pretty flowers.
This is basic ponyology Anon.
You better not be ponying uncertified.
Do you think Equestria has designated shitting streets?
>>26931020
We require more. There needs to be more. You have the power to make it happen.
>>26931328
You wouldn't happen to have a place where I can download your Pony folder, would you?
>>26931646
You think there's a pony with a picking-up-shit cutie mark?
Pony is drunk,and she doesn't plan on sharing with you.
>>26931646
PONE IN THE ZONE
>>26931658
Yeah though it hasn't been updated in awhilehttps://www.dropbox.com/s/m4vrkzjx2j607ld/Saucer%27s%20Background%20Pony%20Swarm.zip?dl=0
>>26931689
Nice, thanks.
>>26931658
I'd cuddle that pony to sleep
>>26931726
welcome!
>>26931125
>once in a while.
nice meme anon
>>26931744
Damn that is an adorable stallion, pity he doesn't have a name though
>>26931753
He has no official hasbro issued name, but he has had the fan name Mercury for awhile and you can find his fanart under it
>>26931798
His name was stolen by a fetish OC.
>tfw any new stallions that appear that have a semi decent design immediately become faggotbait and nothing else
motherfucker does this get frustratingly annoying
>>26931833
You don't want to whisper sweet nothing into his ear from behind while you rock his boypussy with your cock?
So when are the rest of the Mane Ten showing up?
>>26931860
i dont know why you always come out of the woodwork to exacerbate the irritation people have towards this kind of shit
do you want people to hate you more
>>26931807
background ponies trump fetish OCs any day of the week
>>26931833
That's not true anon.
Starburst had a shit design and he still became faggotbait.
>>26931833
That's what happens when males outnumber females in a community.
>>26931833
I think the gayfags just got tired of fapping to only Big Mac and Braeburn
>>26931872
What is there to hate? Everyone of us here has an attraction for a feminine male like those cute stallions.
>>26928955
Can anyone tell me who is writing e07? They were sayingthat it's Neal Dusedau, just wanted to confirm
>>26931877
Sunburst's design is great, though, you blind blubbering buffoon
>>26931941
Glimmer is trying so hard to become Twilight's clone that she's even starting to get just as fat as her!
>>26931940
I want to come on his beard
>>26931940
I bet you like Sombra too you tasteless terrible twat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm94QmFObjI
RARIPIE!Ruined by Maud.
>>26931974
>he's not celebrating with his pony
>>26931971
No, I don't particularly like any stallions besides Sunburst
He's just so perfect and handsome that anyone with an ounce of perception and reason can't not be gay for him
>>26931971
I-I like Sombra
>>26931992
You're just a raging faggot, anon.
>>26931898
I'm talking about this board, not MLP universe.
>>26931974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCYzk67y_wc
>>26931975
I can't wait
>>26931975
AW YISS
>>26931992
I like him because of his cute small mottled penis.
>>26931937
Any one know?
>>26931974
>>26931974
Reminder that Twilight has a magic portal that allows her to make booty calls to Sunset Shimmer whenever she wants.
>>26932008
It still doesn't make much sense to me.
>>26931974
HELLO ANON
WOULD YOU LIKE A BIRTHDAY PRESENTseriously I have duplicate codes for things like this
>>26931975
>Ruined by Maud
Fuck you, Maud being in the episode will make that pink meth head tolerable.
>>26931975
>amazing
>not big
disgusting
>>26931974
You get one(1) birthday hug from auntie Twily.
TIME TO WAKE UP
https://fuwa.se/f/_QxqEY.webm
Be careful if you grab a mare's attention during Estrus. "Got raped by a mare" is not a valid excuse for missing work.
>>26931975
ALL NEW
>>26932035
dat "i'm a smarty pants!" face
>>26932019
https://derpibooru.org/189971
I bet you want to do this to him, don't you?
>>26932076
Slash bosspone's tires.
>>26932057
>monotone retard makes screaming retard tolerable
I don't get it
>>26932072GRAHBYORUBRUSHANDLUTPOINALLITTLEMKAEUP
>>26932079
It's difficult to tolerate her.
>>26932023
I hate to be a samefag, but I really need to know who's writing it, does anyone know?
>>26932076
I'm pretty sure the first estrus of the year is a national holiday.
>>26932070
Why not a hugand maybe a kissfrom auntie Shimbo?
>>26932076
I only meet with mares on appointment. no walk-ins.
>>26932091
i meant in a cute way, though
>>26932103
Mandopony is.
>>26932105
Don't wrestle with the ponies
>>26931974
happy birthday
>>26932079
>Mirror can only be used for a short 3 day period every "thirty moons".
>Twilight fucks with it in the second movie so it can now be used whenever.
Who's a clever pony?
>>26931876
>legs wavering to air resistance
thats a neat detail
Have a rare civilised non-degenerate horse.
>>26932115
I wouldn't be surprised anymore
This filly...I sense that she is incredibly powerful.
>>26932168
Fillies can't be powerful.
>>26932106
I don't like auntie Shimbo.
Last time she hugged me, she tried sticking her thumb up my butthole.
>>26931379
Twilight's castle will be gone at the end of S6.
>>26932178
Don't worry
She'll get it right this time
>>26932168
She's an earth pony.
You sensed wrong.
>>26932168
Earth fillies aren't powerful and strong filly is just a memefilly
>>26931525
Wow, nice sculptures!
>>26932198
>
>>26932198
A meme filly could still kill a man.
>>26932183
>At the end of every other season, Twilights home gets blown the fuck up.
>by season 12 she's living in an old refrigerator box in an alley.
>Even that fucking explodes and takes out her library (garbage bag full of old magazines)
>>26932183
No. It's more likely that there will be a giant statue dedicated to Twilight and NO ONE else. Since it's a show about princesses after all.
>>26932189
She'll use a rubber glove and some lube, instead of trying to go in dry?
sweet.
is thisa pony
>>26932225
>her library (garbage bag full of old magazines)
>>26932250
That is a poony
because it smells like poo
>>26932248
there isnt enough cunt abuse
thats hot
>>26932254
Yes, Twilight.
Not even your garbage bag of porno magazines will survive season 12.
>>26932225
>>26932274
Hello Chubby, I'm anon!
>>26932235
Or maybe she has something much better than a finger that she can put in someone's butt!
>>26932271
>porno magazines
>not romance novels
>>26932295
Herhair?
>>26932323
Twilight, volumes 1-30 of Spur do not count as "romance" novels except in the broadest sense.
>>26932323same difference.
>>26932333
Yeah
She's gonna stuff that cute little red squiggle right in there
>>26932226
She'll be no longer a princess in the future because she earn her freedom.
>0% chances of new filly next episode
She represents, The Lollipop Guild
The Lollipop Guild~
>>26932495
>new filly end up showing up
>an hour later, porn of filly start popping up
If another mare catches you loving your own, she might become aggressive.
I'm going through season 5 again and I'm feeling all lovey dovey inside. I don't have anyone in real life to say I'm friends with. But within these 5 years, I'm just now realizing that it might not be as simple as the show makes it. I think I'm actually starting to consider you guys my friends.
I hear "Friends Are Always There For You" and I imagine all the faces from MLPG fading to black instead of Twilight and her gang and it just always makes me smile.
MLPG
Can I call you all my friends?
>>26932495
That's a good thing. Knowing how badly designed any new pony models are nowadays she'd look ugly as sin.
>>26932514
I don't care
No amount of aggressive horses will stop me from loving my mare!
>>26932521
Sure, faggot.<3
Next episode sounds kinda dull.
>>26932528
>>26932521
>Can I call you all my friends?
Sure if you want bae
HHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA I GOT YOU GET NO SCOOPED KID
Just had a close on on Clash Royale
>>26932514
Mare must fight for dominance.
>>26932542
>>26932569
>>26932581
Is anon fingering Dash's ponut?
>>26932581
Superior alpha mare.
>>26932567
I rest my case.
>>26932593
Just gently holding her delicate hind quarters.
>>26932521You're my friend
>>26932521
>But within these 5 years, I'm just now realizing that it might not be as simple as the show makes it
No shit?
>>26932521
sure thing, only recenlty hopped on the train, but my ride will never end!
LUNA FTW BTW
>>26932593
Dash is trying to squeeze out a monster turd, but anon is holding it in with his hand.
>>26932593
>I'm getting my ass felt up and yoooouuuuu arn't!
>*raspberry*
>>26932521
I would say yes but I'm a terrible friend.
>>26932653
Cats.
I want to hug Trixie.
While others watch.
>>26932702
>>26932702
>Trixie does a stage show
>in the middle of a trick
>muffled scream of "TRIIIIIXIIIIIIEEEEE" in the distance
>crowd turns
>a big green human hurtling towards the show
>cuts through the crowd of cowering ponies
>invades the stage
>onlookers gasp in horror as the ape picks the blue unicorn up and snuggles her
>she faints, too terrified to move
>>26932718
She would be so much fun to tease and fluster.
>>26932620
>>26932633
>>26932666
I love you guys
>>26932629
It seems I HAD A FRIENDSHIP LESSON TO LEARN
>>26932701
She is the most cat-like
>>26932735
Now that we have that out of the way
asl
>>26932741
She has simple eyelashes but they do work in making her look pretty and feminine. In general she's got some pretty eyes.
Shit I just realized the Elements of Harmony exist. They've just been chilling in the tree for a while. I wonder when they're gonna break them out again. It's gotta be the movie.
onii-chan
>>26932767
I wonder if the Super Rainbow Transformation thing is more powerful than the EoH.
They were made by the same thing. Though seeing how the tree needs the Elements to not get fucked over but just gave the Rainbow Powers and Cristal Castle to Twilight and Friends I guess the Elements are more powerful.
Why has no one ever drew this but with Twilight
Your princes demands Quarter Pounders.
>>26932741
I'd call her kitten
I'm sure she'd just love that
>>26932849
It's called the munchies, mom.
>>26932833
>not that Jimmy Olsen cover where supes is dumping out water right in front of Jimmy while he's dying of thirst
>but with Spike as Jimmy and Twilight as Superman
>>26932862
>>26932878
PRETTIEST FILLY
>>26932862
>>26932890
I'm picturing this as a cute petname you'd whisper in her ear in public that would make her blush and giggle.
Then push your face away while she looks around for anyone that could've heard.
>>26932906
Indeed she is.
>you will never carry Derpy around in your shirt while doing errands.
>>26932954
>Derpy will never carry you around in her shirt while doing errands
>>26932862
Armando pls
>>26932962
I'm ok with that too. Shes gotta be big adventure though
what if I just kissed noi
>>26933026
You can't do that
>>26933026
Don't kiss the fillies.
>>26932833
semi related
>>26932757
16/f/Ponyville
If you actually found yourself in equestria would you actually try to go after your waifu? What if she's not interested?
>>26933051
I hope we get an episode where the ponies start nagging Twilight to wear her princess regalia.
>>26933109
I'd most likely be chased off by guards and I'd die in the everfree.
If by some luck they didn't, I'd probably be hated by most ponies.
>>26933114
>she puts it all on
>all the girls giggle at her while leaving the room
>except Rarity
>"Now take them off. Slowly."
>>26933109
I'd do everything I could to be with her
And if I knew for certain that there was no chance of it happening I would kill myself right before her eyes to show her my devotion and how important she is to me
>>26933051
>"GONE!..IT'S ALL GONE!"
>"Years of academy training...WASTED!"
>"I can't even fly out the window!"
Horse lolis.
pony is sorry she's not good enough
pony will make it up to you
she promises
>>26933109
probably
i bet plenty of stallions have tried to go after pinkie though
i think she'd either be oblivious or just act that way unless she was actually interested in you
>>26933154
no
>>26933109
Of course I would. I already have a plan, a flowchart and a lot of notes on what to do and how to do it depending at which time I'm in Equestria.
If I fail, I'l just be happy to live in Equestria and find love somewhere else.
>>26933158
i'd be ok with derpy fucking up my house if i got to have her around
so long as she tried her best that's enough
>The staff at DHX look around at the writers left to write the S6 premiere
>No Larson to pull a two parter out of his ass
>No Amy to make something endearing
>Not even a McCarthy
>"Hey Josh, you want to make some money? No it'll be easy, just pad it out like you did with the S5 ending and make everything happen in the last 5 minutes."
That being said, I did like it, but I feel like I'm starting to recognize Haber's style.
>>26933158
She needs to stop talking like that right this instant.
She'll never not be good enough. She's my little pony.
>>26933158
pony i am dealing with some pressurized bile anal explosion ive no time for this
>>26933158
pony was always good enough for me
>>26933169
>a plan, a flowchart and a lot of notes on what to do and how to do it depending at which time I'm in Equestria
your waifu better be twilight
she'd appreciate that shit
>>26933184
>No Larson
What happened?
Larson is out of ponies? Since when? proof?
>>26933199
He said so on his Twitter, you can search back. He's busy with his movie-optioned book series
>>26933196
While I do love Twilight, my waifu isRarara
>>26933169
Wouldn't you have to make new notes and flowcharts though? Do you know em by heart?
>>26933109
I don't have a waifu and I'm pretty certain ponies aren't going to want a lanky bald ape as a mate.
I'd try to eek out a living on the frontiers.
Hey i'm getting back into fanfics after ~2 years, any of of y'all have some good ones to recommend?
>>26933199
Larson isn't out, I just don't think he's working on this season. He's busy with shit. I guess.
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2016/03/ma-larson-not-involved-in-season-6.html
>>26933217
What kid of fics are you interested in?
>>26933210
As long as you weren't too uptight about it, I think she'd like the formality. Just so long as you're gentlemanly about it.
Fillies are overrated.
>>26933227
I'm not sure, exactly. I enjoyed Background Pony and Mort.
>>26933217
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/58973/an-escorts-journal
>>26933232
If Rarity wears the suit can I wear the dress?
>>26933255
No, Anon. That's gay.
>>26933232
I know Anon. I already devised plans, scenarios, everything.The odds are incredibly against me. Most likely we'll just end up as close friends
>>26933273
There's nothing gay about wearing womans clothing and getting fucked in the boypussy, anon.
>>26933282
I'd take close friends with my waifu. That'd be pretty great.Closer than friends would be better, though.
>>26933292
>wearing womans clothing
that's the problem right there
getting fucked in the ass isn't gay, though
>>26933292
Especially if you're getting fucked by a feminine horsecock.
>>26933292
Mtg, sunhawk, that you?
>>26933315
How does that work?
>>26933292
>boypussy
I want to brutally murder the fucker that made this popular.
>>26933366
at least it's notboipussy
>>26933298
Friends with Twilight and the rest is more than enough for me Anon. And getting that is easy peasy.
>>26933249
I'd love to help Anon, but unfortunately I went to deep in the rabbit hole and now only readstories about the only ship I like
mlpg: from fillies to 'unf fuck me in the boypussy, shim sham' in a matter of posts
>>26933209
oh yeah his movie
I keep forgetting to read his book
>>26933382
>notboipucci
Step up, Mr. The Draogn
>>26933413
Yeah I know. That happens a lot at this hour.
>>26933413
What if we get the fillies...
and fuck them into the boipussies?
>>26933413
I remember when MLPG used to not be complete shit.
Only mostly shit.
Don't beb
Pone inside
Jet ponies can't melt ice cubes.
Their bodies have no warmth.
Room temperature does it though.
If you have scratched a pony belly in the last 24 hours you need to tell us. For important, medical reasons.
>>26933616
Turns out Pinkie's real calling in life is Extreme Babysitting.
>>26933253
I read the first chapter and it's pretty good, even if it seems a bit like a self-insert/wish fulfillment fic. Thanks, Anon.
Pinkie was banned from the extreme babysitting hall of fame for abusing friendship enhancing hugs.
>>26933388
I'd still like to get a cute pony wife
it doesn't have to be a particularly important pony or anything
>>26933409
which is?
>>26933674
I still can't believe they actually:
1) Made a whole episode based on a throwaway line from the pilot
2) Created likeable personalities for these random BGers
3) Turned it into one of the best episodes of the series
>>26933621
yes please
Pinkie entering the Extreme Babysitting competition when
>>26933691Rarilight
>>26933702
It's currently sharing #1 with pinkie pride since they got my favorite celebrity to voice act in an episode with my favorite pony
but yeah, amending fences is pretty fucking rad. They've done some great things with this show considering we're ~100 episodes into a toy commercial
Goodnight, MLPG.
What if MLPG 7 Days to Die server?
>>26933723
good taste, anon
>>26933734
>22,99€
>early access
>Building on survivalist and horror themes
how about FUCK no
>>26933733
Goodnight Anon. Sleep tight, don't let the parasprites bite.
All ships are good ships.
>>26933731
Weird Al is the fucking shit, and will always be the fucking shit.
Filly is almost naked all the time because she breathes through her skin.
Primary the skin on her face.
Around her mouth.
She breathes through her mouth.
>>26933734
>>26933746
I'm going to have to agree with anon on this one, it doesn't look like a great game to host something ontf2 was our go-to for a while. that server was pretty fun
When in doubt, filly.
Do not overfeed the ponae
>>26933757
weird al is fucking dumb
>>26933737
>Guards corner Icepack
>"We're going to need to see some ID."
>Takes out alphabet book
>Points to Z
>Well that's good enough for me
>>26933757
truer words were never spoken
>>26933778
I still remember MLPG wrecking Ponychan.
>rape WINS
Good times.
>>26933791
>>26933778
TF2 is old and busted we need a new hotness.
Don't forget the fillyteats.https://derpibooru.org/946163
>>26933831
>>26933783
fillies are pretty great
>>26933854
This is why the FBI makes me watch you guys.
This shit right here.
>>26933857
Ok, that made me chuckle
>>26933737
>>26933852
Overwatch? Similar game, probably not as friendly-happy though
tf2 has always had a bit of a tendency to attract wacky antics, which is kind of a nice thing for when you just want to have fun
>>26933873
Weird Al makes everyone chuckle. Even Knuckles.
>>26933901
>zebra twins about to bite off more than they can chew
>>26933906
overwatch is shit, not to mention it won't release for another 2 months AND costs $60
>>26933919
That's a nice touch. I liked how he parodied pinkie as much as they bounced off each other throughout the episode. It showed off pinkie's strengths as much as it made me appriciate the creativity of the writers and weird al's wacky humor
One of my favorite parts of the whole episode was when he started singing smile smile smile
I don't laugh at the show too often but that got an audible kek
>>26933901
I wish GG would of done more pictures with that theme, not much gives me bigger boners than that.
>>26933901
Femanon gets me harder than is appropriate.
https://derpibooru.org/1120797
Trigger warning: farting, but that's not the point
>take bat pony
>remove bat wings
>call it a skunk pony
>look at the artist name
fuck everything desu
>>26934011
>that's why I play with friends, silly
i've tried that recently, and yeah it gets somewhere, but the ranking XP bullshit is still there
>>26934019
unf
>>26934019
I'm triggered.
Naughty mares need to be punished
https://derpibooru.org/1120191
>tfw ponecraft will never be finished
>>26934109
>tfw at this point even if it was nobody would play it
>>26934125
i would totally play it
>>26934105
i got 90% of the way there and then it went back down to like 5% on my next match
it's so frustrating
>>26934133
>>26934109
There's an alpha modpack available via technic, just ask on the sub/skype for a link
I wish I was a pony with a pony family and pony friends
high impact memes
LOVE ME
>>26934335
>>26934363
Applehips
>>26934402
>LOL let's name the kid after the time it broke the crystal heart and nearly destroyed the empire.
>>26934408
>>26934408
thicc hips
Ponies with spirit!
>>26934476
>>26934476
That ain't no pony.
>>26934515
>>26934525
It's time to pony up!
>>26934535
I want to brush her mane straight
>>26934573
The mane will never be tame.
celestia offers her hoof for you to kiss
what do
>>26934596
I put a Hershey's Kiss on it
>Twilight has gone from being an antisocial bookworm student to a leader and a teacher
>Rarity finally has a shop open in Canterlot, with more shops around Equestria to follow
>Rainbow Dash goes from fantasizing about being a Wonderbolt to joining the reserve team
>The CMCs finally got their cutie marks
Of all the things I love about MLP, I think my favorite is that the characters aren't stagnant. I've seen too many shows where the protagonist has this big dream but always falls short of reaching it because doing so would kill the status quo and end the show. But here, we're watching these characters actually, meaningfully grow. It's really damn cool.
>>26934109
Pay attention you dork.
>>26934603
she is very confused but then licks it off with her big horsey tongue
would you kiss a horsebabby
>>26934612
Very good
>>26934626
Of course. Babies are cute.
>>26928989
>>26934645
ok ponebabbies are pretty cute (especially since they stopped doing the demon eyes) but i still have a revulsion to humanbabbies
i like fillies a lot though
>>26934645
>>26934700
come back to beb honey
>>26933901
https://derpibooru.org/738176
>>26934712
whoalewd
>>26934665
I'm fond of babies of all varieties, really. I'm just a sucker for cute things, and baby almost anything usually gets to me. I'm just a fucking softie, I guess. I even liked these babies.
>>26934672
https://youtu.be/gNupc7VkHlk?t=101
>Flurry Heart grows up not being able to use magic because her parents took it away from her.
>>26934757
it's a temporary suppression spell commonly used on foals
they wouldn't just hand that out to parents if it wasn't safe
>>26934765
How did Shining Armor know a spell to make a huge shield, but not something like that for his own baby? Twilight too, for that matter.
>>26934770
>how did Shining Armor know how to do something he's done literally every day of his life and earned his cutie mark in but not know an extremely specialized child care technique
gee, I don't know
>>26934770
Why would Twilight even research baby spells?She'll do that when she's pregnant. I feel so bad for Spike and Glimmer when that happens
>>26934770
Twilight DOES know a spell like that, but considering how it's utilized, it's probably too powerful or severe to use on a baby.
>>26934775
because she researches everything
>>26934779
Yes Anon, but that takes time. Maybe she hasn't reach the baby magic spells part of her research.
>>26934680
>>26934742
why were these deleted?
>>26934797
That doesn't look like roleplaying at all
>>26934778
>or severe
This I'd assume.
>>26934770
The baby teleported multiple times in the premier. It's uncontainable.
princessprincess
>>26934868
ladybugs awake
>>26934778
>the comics
>canon
>>26934871
clap your cheeks
>>26934885
e-eyelashes...
coltpanties
>>26934914
>>26934914
>>26934914
Mmmagic.
I love Princess Diamond Tiara