MLP General

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>filly

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UPCOMING EPISODES PROMO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvt2ArLEQE

603 - The Gift of the Maud Pie: While in Manehattan looking for the ideal location for her new store, Rarity has to help Pinkie Pie find the perfect gift for her sister, Maud - without Maud finding out.

604 - On Your Marks: Now that they've finally received their cutie marks, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what's next; the friends do not all agree on how to embrace their destinies.

605 - Gauntlet of Fire: In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.

606 - No Second Prances

607 - Newbie Dash: After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.

Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg

MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4

BOOP THE MARKER

BOOP HER

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Posting best princess

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>>26925157

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>>26925169

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>>26925158
either there's no images of crystallized Noi on derpibooru or I don't know how to search for them

either way, sad times

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>>26925170
You posted the worst one

So, do you guys think that we're going to see a lot of Starlight Glimmer this season? If so, how? Will we get any Starlight-specific episodes? Is she going to go on any adventures with the Mane Six? Or is she just kind of going to be there in the background? Tell me your thoughts.

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>>26925169
if I do will she keep me safe from Gloomy

>>26925185
Judging by the upcoming synopses, it's doubtful she'll factor heavily into the next two. She might be in the Spike one, and I dunno what No Second Prances is even about, but then it's a Wonderbolts episode so...?

>>26925186
Why

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>>26925182
But I didn't post Candance. I posted Celestia.

>>26925186
Why did he make his Marker look like his Twist?
Why does Gloomy look like loli wonder woman?

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>>26925186
I want to a Gloomy.

>>26925185
I'm pretty sure she'll get one or two episodes and maybe play a role in the finale

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>>26925190
that's some fucking godawful text placement

>>26925190
>>26925207
>tfw miles is beb

>A robot pony drone trots jerkily up to your house and begins scanning you.
>"ACQUIRING FAVORITE PONY DATA, PLEASE STAND STILL AND THINK OF YOUR PONY OF PREFERENCE."
>A light blinks on the featureless grey dome of the quadrupedal robot, and a line of light shoots into your eyes.
>You smell something burning and taste copper, but you try to ignore it to focus on your favorite cartoon equine.
>"ACQUIRING PONY DATA." The robot's surface begins to change shape and color as its external appearance changes to match that of your favorite pony.
>That burning.. oh man, did you leave a hot pocket in the microwave?
>The robot pony clicks twice and detonates in a spray of superheated cheese and meatballs.

>>26925207
I have the both versions of that picture and I always forget why so I end up posting the wrong one usually.

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Celestial cheeks.

>>26925228
i'm gonna boop 'em

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>>26925222
you could rename the wrong one so it has a silly filename to remind you to check for the other one before you post it

or delete it

>>26925186
Is Marker wearing the Marker as a top?

Lucky fucker

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>>26925197
The WORST

>>26925232
Wait what

She's wearing herself?

>>26925237
you put that butt away this instant, missy

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>>26925232
They're very close, after all.

>>26925237
Looks like I'm going to have to start a folder for Glimmer butt

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>>26925238
yes

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>>26925238
No.

>>26925238
THE Marker is basically a jpeg with arms and legs

Marker Pone is the pink cutie we all know and love

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She is such a vibrant little spark of life. I wish she was canon.

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>>26925280
And have her defiled by the fandom at large? She was born here and she'll be raised here, by gum.

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I like this horse.

>>26925201
Well, is there a full.

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>>26925280
I remember way back when I thought having a pony mascot was dumb, but now I absolutely love her

>>26925301
would you date her

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>>26925315
Marker is a curious enigma. Back during the early days, around Jan or Feb 2011 I thought I would never like any OCs due to the obvious Sonic comparison and how autistic people can be. Boy howdy was I wrong.

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>>26925301
She's a cute horse

>>26925317
>worst princess
>worst main pony
I think I'll pass

>>26925326
I've never seen taste this bad before.

>>26925321
Yeah, I used to think OCs were silly, but now I have one
God help me

>>26925329
>liking characterless pink blobs
I mean whatever floats your boat but still

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>>26925333
I've never made one, I'm not nearly that autistic. But the fact remains I've liked a lot of what MLPG has pumped out. Coke Pony was always a particular favorite of mine who sadly doesn't get much nowadays.

I wish we still had girls around so we could give marker a canon voice

>>26925333
I have one but I can't even draw or write. I feel so autistic

WARM HORSE NUTSACK RESTING ON YOUR FACE

>>26925338
How many people still visit MLPG, 70 to 100?
Do you really think there isn't a single girl here?

>>26925345
Girls? On the internet? Anon stop being silly.

>>26925345
Honestly if I were a girl here? I wouldn't say a word about it

What's a girl?

>>26925345
We scared all the girls away years ago.

Nothing but dicks here now.

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>>26925368
dick-girls are still girls, anon.

>>26925362
Something used for cooking I think

>>26925371
Oh hey look it's another low quality shitpost made by a Shimmerfag

What a surprise

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>>26925389
It's not shitposting if it's the truth!

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>>26925393
I love that outfit so much
Other than the songs it's the outfits I love about EqG

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Shimmer and Glimmer should scissor each other into panting, trembling masses.

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ded

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>>26925394
i liked these outfits

too bad we only saw them for a split second

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Scissoring is boring
There are no dicks

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>>26925405

>>26925412
i'm not gay but rubbing dicks together sounds pretty hot

a double-ended dildo is fine too

as long as they're both ponies

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>>26925423
>you will never DP a fleshlight with Sunset.
>you will never feel her dick and your dick snugly rubbing and sliding around together.

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>>26925423

I want to kill Sunset Shimmer.

>>26925431
fuck

stop making me think about how warm and throbbing her cock would be, our slippery pre mixing together and lubricating the whole thing

The dicks are gone from Equestria.

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>Today is Take a Walk in the Park Day

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You used Boop!
The attack missed!

>>26925442
what will they be replaced with?
>>26925449
i want to take a walk in the park with sunny bunny

>tfw you hurt pony because she loves you more than you love yourself

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FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MARKER

>>26925155
>What might have driven ponies to try their hooves at such places?

Probably the same thing that drives Zecora to live in the Everfree Forest - access to some resources (or maybe special source of magic) that they wouldn't get elsewhere.

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shimmer glimmer three ways

they want to show you that they can be very naughty ponies

>>26925449
that looks like a great day
I think I'll take a walk in my park today

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eating lunch at school when you see this

what do

>>26925186
I need to fuck all three of them.

>>26925485
Kill myself, since I somehow got trapped in the worst dimension possible

>>26925485
Play something from Undertale on my iDevice, turn up the volume, and pretend not to notice.

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>>26925394
Shimmy's outfit specifically in the third is beautiful. It suits her so much.

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>>26925494
she is the most beautiful ponygirl

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needs more hooves

Is Sunset Shimmer's Equestria Girls counterpart trapped in the horseworld?

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post some degenerates being total faggots and gaying it up

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>>26925519

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>>26925519
>Twilight's skinny thighs
She needs to eat more burgers.

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>>26925519

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>>26925507
>posting worst sunhorse

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>>26925519
GAY!

SHIMMERFAGS IN MY MLPG RRREEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>26925540
>worst
>sunhorse

No such thing.

>>26925553
You're right, Sunset doesn't even count as a horse

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>>26925544
It's true!
We're all fags for Shimmer!

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>>26925502
She's a cutie, but most beautiful?
I don't think so. That title goes to EqG Rarity

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>>26925519
I like this human

who do you think has a bigger dick

sunburst or human sunset shimmer

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the Equestria Girls movies weren't even bad

just soul-killingly mediocre

>>26925570
No, anon

They were bad

Really bad

The only one which might be somehow salvageable is the second one, but that's it

>>26925570
You've got to be kidding
The first one was genuinely 1/10 Monster High tier shit
The third one isn't much better either

>>26925568
Well Sunburst's is below average but Sunset is a girl, so Sunburst wins by default.

>>26925578
are you saying that sunset has a pretty big dick for a girl?

>>26925585
Yeah, but Twilight is bigger

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>>26925570
I really like Equestria girls

>>26925600
you will never watch all the equestria girls get together for a dick-measuring contest

>>26925603
>Dash is upset because she's the smallest

>>26925606
fuckin' spike

is there anything he won't do for a laugh

>>26925602
I genuinely don't understand how people can like it
The plot is horrible, the setting doesn't make sense, the designs are shit and the villain is so fucking boring and stupid that it's almost funny
The only reason I could see is if you somehow wanted to fuck the humanoid monstrosities

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>>26925617
Well she IS a very smol horse

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>>26925626
I think it's cute and I really like the songs.
Pls no bully

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>>26925630
affirmative

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>>26925626
I like her like this much better.

Also, she and Starlight have that whole "similar yet different" thing going, and it'd be fun to see them interact.

>>26925626
By contrast I assume.
EqG is bad. But there are things like it which are so unbelievably worse you'd never believe it.

I review kids tv shows for my states TV guide, and let me just say, we are all so spoiled by pone. Even pone at its greasiest shit bottom low like Spike At Your Service? It's solid godamn gold compared to most of the shit that's on kids TV these days.

It's why I feel like going into autistic fit every time some /mlp/ memer cries that this show is OMG SO LE GARBAGE

Nobody fucking knows.

>>26925650
I don't think they're ever gonna interact

>>26925186
Whos on the right, senpai?

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I really, REALLY like her mane.

>>26925653
I've seen a lot of shit movies, and I do mean a LOT, and EqG is still one of the worst ones I've seen
I'd put it somewhere between Foodfight and Baby Geniuses

>>26925659
Junior, the sub pone

>>26925664
I like her everything.
I like her husband too.

>>26925667
Like someone else described, I myself find it utterly, painfully mediocre and dull as opposed to gutwrenchingly bad.

The difference is, you'll be more entertained by Baby Geniuses and Foodfight because they are so SO bad they'll go right around back to entertaining. EQG doesn't have that. It's just boring. It isn't offensively bad enough where it becomes amusing.

But that's just me.

>>26925669
Thanks

>>26925649
personally i like dash's small penis

i think it's cute

You accidentally startle the pegasus, causing it to flutter away screaming, leaving its nest and the exposed pair of blue-speckled eggs behind. It flutters up into the branches of a nearby tree and watches you with its tear-filled eyes darting back to the eggs moment by moment.

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I actually enjoyed the scenes with this little shit

>>26925761
Look, Easter was over a few days ago, I'm not taking your eggs away.

test

Celestia forced you to participate in the Pone Toucher Shuffle

Ooga booga.

Where the white ponies at?

>>26925785
I would do anything for a kiss from Rarity

>>26925802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48

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>>26925807

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>>26925808
Would you take up the curse of The Burdened for the rest of eternity?

>>26925819
Didn't he sell that costume
Yes?

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>>26925818
I want to kiss his bulge.

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>>26925818
>>26925835
That stallion has no business being that cute. He needs to stop before I turn gay. Damn... it may be too late.

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>>26925819
Speaking of the Burdened... are there more of these? I love them

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Please do not feminize the prince.

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>>26925842
Shining Armor is going to be cute and you can't stop him.

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>>26925851
Did the Princess of the Night just have a wet dream? ...again!?

A Dog and Fucking Pony Show

>>26925850
One day princess Flurry is gonna find all these pictures of her Dad online

Diamond Dogs return this season.

And they ban the racist wings.

>>26925875
And get shamefully aroused.

>>26925858
my cuckolding girlfriend

>>26925875
And get the weirdest alicorn boner?

https://derpibooru.org/1118732

>>26925875
And let out a screech that will shatter every window in the building

My headcanon is that she'll grow up to have the shrillest shrieks ever

>>26925894
Elusive

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Hey look everybody! It's Starlight Glimmer, like from the show!

I miss the cuckfilter.

>>26925910
Why don't you just filter the word cuck?

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>>26925842
being attracted to a cute, girly stallion isn't gay

it's like the opposite of gay

>>26925909
>those shitty ears and horn
I'm laughing

>>26925918
The deal cincher for me are the two pieces of blue construction paper used for the highlights. That's priceless.

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>>26925917
Anon that is a mare.

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>>26925936

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Pony says you should give mares more oral. It's good for you and pony.

>>26925936
>>26925957
would that make flurry heart a cute little colt?

>>26925930
Incest best cest.

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>>26925967
Yes.

>>26925957
>Cadence sees her husband in his unfortunate situation
>She likes what she sees
>Cadence suddenly becomes a lesbian and finally has a use for her double penetrating strapon

>>26925957
I would a rule 63 Shining Armor, but only if he became a mare and insisted he was a stallion while being penetrated.

God there's something wrong with me and I blame anime.

>>26925997
Isn't Rule 63 Shining Armor already a mare?

>>26925983
what a happy marriage

PRINCESS SHINING ARMOR NEEDS YOUR HELP

>>26926003
Er. Well yes, but I mean I would particularly like rule 63 Shining Armor if it was a result of a genderbending transformation and not just she was always female. I want his stallion brain in a mare body.

>>26926011
What, what does she need?

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>>26925963
anon it's too early to be this lewd

GUYS

http://phys.org/news/2016-03-humans-unicorns-earth.html

>>26925186
What's your major malfunction

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>>26926013
That's actually pretty unf

I'd probably have him tied down so I could just play with his pussy while he protests. I'd have a blast listening to him start to get flustered/aroused, then whip out the ribbed dildo. His eyes would bug out as he finds renewed interest in getting out of his bindings... in vain, of course. I'd love to see the look on his face when I rub the tip against face before packing his pussy with it

>>26926018

>Twilight awakens with a start in the middle of the night as a time-rift tears itself open right in her bedroom; a regal, bejewelled future version of herself steps out of the portal with a bunch of sex toys in telekinetic tow.
>"Sorry Twi, but after years of being exposed to time-sex by my future selves, this is the only way I can get off now."

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>>26926013
That's hot
Even hotter if Cadance forces him to do girly things for her own amusement

>>26926018
Is it early enough to catch Rainbow Dash getting the morning weather together?

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>>26925394
>heelsfag
I will destroy you

>>26925683
I completely agree and that is why I am so baffled when I see people say that they like EQG.
It's a mistery.

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>>26926055
you might need some binoculars in order to catch her, but sure
it's a really interesting sight, watching a blue and rainbow blur fly all over the place, pushing clouds several times her size like it's no big deal

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>>26926055
Yeah, I think it's early enough.

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>>26926058
What'd I ever do to you?
I like that picture btw

>>26925813
>we could make some drinks in my blender
>but do take in mind that I'm a sex offender

Oh my god.
No crime is worth this much cringe.

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>>26926055
>rainbow dash
>awake before noon

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>>26925394
>>26925393
I feel like a little girl or a creep or something for agreeing with you, but yeah, I was always interested in their different outfits.

>>26926084
alright, we're friends again

>>26926092
I like to imagine that Dash does indeed wake up before dawn to help with the morning weather but then goes back to bed around 8 and wakes up some time around noon just in time for lunch.
It's not like it wold take her very long.

It would explain why it seems like she's always napping but still employed.

>>26926094
I dunno, if I became the filly, I would like to wear their outfits desu

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>>26926100
Who's your favorite pony?

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>>26926104
Not only that, but remember that she's the leader of the weather team for Ponyville, so she's definitely REALLY good at it.

She probably finishes her alloted weather duty in 10 minutes or so so she has the rest of the morning to laze about or make up for waking up as early as she does and catch some more sleep

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>>26926111
motherly swan

Sneaking a clutch of plastic eggs under Rainbow Dash while she naps.

Watching from your lawnchair as she panics, flying about trying to care for her new "eggs".

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>>26926094
>I feel like a little girl or a creep or something for agreeing with you

There is nothing wrong with liking cute outfits

>>26926075
I'd join her up there if she'd let me

>filename
we could use another waking dash pic

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>>26926110
>Become the filly
>Wear all the equestria girls outfits
You can't have everything, Anon. As much as we both want it.

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>>26926118
Anon don't activate a pegasus's nesting instincts unless you're ready to lose half of your wardrobe
that would be a really cute sight, though

>>26926122
I'll keep this in mind, gotta finish commissions first, sorry anon

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Nah, she's just a lazy bitch that dumps her responsibilities on the rest of the team so she can sleep all day.

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>>26926124
Maybe it's not as impossible as you think, Anon. All I'd need are some connections with a fashion pony and some good ideas.

I'm a filly. I'll find a way.

>>26926135
oh my gosh that's adorable

>>26926135
Stop being stupid, pegasi aren't birds, they reproduce just like every other pony, standard mammalian reproduction.

>>26926142
Hmm.

Do you think she's supposed to be working while she's napping? Maybe she's where she's supposed to be is actively slacking off. Like maybe she's in "charge" of the clouds in one part of town and has to make sure they go where they need to be.

And instead of doing a gradual movement like she's supposed to do she just sleeps on her clouds until it's time for them to be somewhere else then moves them?

>>26926147
But what about bits?

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>>26926153

>>26926153
yeah but

do you think dash is smart enough to know that.

her knowledge of reptiles suggests she never took biology class. probably went to sex ed in texas.

>>26926162
Those are easter eggs you dumb blue horse

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cute crystal stallions

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Heh

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>>26926194
Why are all the crystal stallions so pretty?

>>26926194
STARLIGHT IS PLOTTING SOME SPIKE/STALLION SLASHFICS RIGHT NOW

>>26926201
crystal ponies are just natural fags
Look at sunburst for example

>>26926208
He's not a crystal pony, anon

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>>26926201
Most of them are but damn I would
A LOT

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>>26926194
Cute crystal colt

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>>26926219
But that colt is ugly

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>>26926219
I wonder if they even bother using Rumble's colt body type puppet anymore

>>26926229
Fuck you, he was cuter than the purple one.

>>26926159
Um... be really good friends with Rarity? Learn to make my own clothes?

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>>26926230
He used the filly model.

>>26926238
do you even think before you type?

>>26926045

>his pussy

Anon that's not how it works

>>26926238
Why live indeed
Maybe you should just kill yourself

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>>26926248
He'll be a very cute stallion when he's older

>>26926238
I just want to put him in cute clothes

>>26926248
They should stick to using the filly model.

Most colts are ugly. UGLY!

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>>26926254
Cute colts tend to grow up to be cute stallions.

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>>26926254
Indeed.

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http://pony.sex/lewd.webm

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>>26926265
that neckpiece is too darn big for that colt
it's so cute

>>26926266
w-whoa nelly

>>26926250
Well, mentally he's still male. That's the part that kinda hits me in the kink.

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>>26926267
this always makes me smile

>>26926267
pfft

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>>26926273
>Well, mentally he's still male
But anon there's no difference between boy brains and girl brains

>>26926283
He's a male that got transformed into a female.

What are you not getting?

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>>26926267

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>>26926283
>But anon there's no difference between boy brains and girl brains

I see you subscribe to the idea that gender is a social construct.

You're wrong.

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>>26926307
>Celestia will never get uncomfortably close and touch you

what if you're a princess and nobody told you

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>>26926362
what if you thought you were a princess but you weren't?

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>>26926362
I can't be one though, I don't have a vajayjay

>>26926338
why are andrea's thighs so wonderful

>>26926362
Zach is such a swell guy.

>>26926387
don't you even think about showing your ponut again

>>26926362
What if you were a pony?

>>26926387
Why does pinkie solve her problems by shoving her butt in it?

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I WOULD be a princess, but I'm not sure I've got the body for it. I got skinny bird legs and that supreme gentleman fade up.

>>26926409
Man, that horse is so cute.

do any of the mares have crushes on any of the stallions?

>>26926436
Cheerimac is canon.

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>>26926429
I'm glad for all the cute new stallions

Anon ships ponies in the most old-school way possible, by knocking them out with envenomed blowdarts and dragging them, unconscious, into each other's rooms.

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>>26926451
>*gasp* what happens next?

>>26926447
That gay little pony is adorable

>>26926461
They wake up and there's a lot of screaming.

Anon isn't very good at his shipping.

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>>26926464
how is he gay?

>>26926464
There's nothing gay about wearing mare's clothing when you go out clubbing.

>>26926474
Why can't he be?

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>>26926474
Anon please, no one that flamboyant can be straight

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>>26926392
She bikes a hell of a lot.

>>26926491
It's unfair to assume he's gay just because he's super excited about female fashion.

Either way he's super adorable though.

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>>26926493
>>26926495
what would you do if you met andrea?

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>>26926511
Same thing I do when I meet every other voice actor Sweat, stutter, embarrass myself while nervously asking her to sign something or pose for a picture

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>>26926511
>going outside

>>26926504
It's not that he's excited about fashion, it's his general mannerisms and voice
That, or my gaydar is totally out of whack

>>26926527
>you know how girls can just tell you're a virgin?
They can't

>>26926527
>you know how girls can just tell you're a virgin?

That's retarded, anon. I've had girls tell me that I was a virgin, but I've had sex four times in the last three years.

Svenfallop is gayer than Fashion Plate.
C/D

I'm going to go fuck a cartoon pony guys, wish me luck.

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>ponies

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>>26926527
>how girls can just tell you're a virgin

Girls don't have super powers, anon.

>>26926527
>how to spot the guy who's never spoken to a girl in his whole life, ever

>>26926511
Same thing I did last time: come off as mildly autistic because I can't talk, genuinely ask for an autograph for my sister who couldn't come and come off like it's actually for me then not know when to leave.

>>26926267
this will never stop being fun

>>26926544
Svengallop was straight as they come.
He's probably sexually harassed and abused a bunch mare pop stars

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>>26926527

>>26926541
No, Anon.

They *think* they can tell. The dumber one will believe it, too, as they will never look for evidence contradicting their beliefs.

>>26926562
>Rarity can't stop laughing at you
>Every time she sees you she just burst out laughing because she can tell you're a virgin

You can ride her, however.

>>26926511
I'd say hi and tell her how much I like her cool voice. Then, I'd ask her to sign a highly sexually suggestive piece featuring Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie, acting like it's nothing at all. If she refused, I'd drop about 12 pounds of spaghetti with sauce on the floor in front of her, then run away screaming

>>26926563
Looks like we struck a nerve

>>26926563
Anon pls I am probably the most beta person on this board and even I'm not dumb enough to think that.

>>26926582
Dear lord man, just get her to sign the back of it instead

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>>26926569
>evidence for not being a virgin
Unless you mean porn in which you acted, I have no idea what you could possibly be referring to

>>26926589
>Not wanting her to sign right on the saliva string between Pinkie's and Fluttershy's mouths.

>>26926267
Why can't I ever not enjoy this

>>26926589
>>26926596
It wouldn't feel right unless she signed right on the lewd parts. I'd forever wonder if she would have signed it if I didn't try. If she did sign it, I'd give her a massive thumbs up and maybe, just maybe, a high five.

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>>26926582
>>26926625
This is you

>>26926636
No, I'm far more dickish. If I cared about Molestia, I would have started walking away from the fuzz while asking so he couldn't snatch it as easily. Also, when I'm in such a large group and therefore completely anonymous, I get balls of steel. I'd wait until I'm getting dragged off before I gave up, then probably resort to screaming 'THE PEOPLE DESERVE TO KNOW', which for some reason works in a very, very large amount of scenarios.

Then again, I really like Nicole and hate fandom specific garbage, so I'd not get this spergy on the mic unless I was purposefully being a shitter.

>>26926663
This is really sad

>>26926663
are you genuinely autistic

Guaranteed replies

>>26926657
I just cannot get into this whole "ponies attracted to human bodies" thing

It's just so silly to me.

>>26926636
>>26926663
The difference here is he was asking about something clearly inappropriate in front of a large, mixed crowd.

For autographs and shit it's more one-on-one. The only people who would see the lewd drawing you want signed would be you, her and the people nearby. She could easily just shake her head and say she won't sign it. You only lose face to her and she doesn't have to think about it.

>>26926663
There is literally zero anonymity at a con.

>>26926699
Nobody is going to give you replies

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>"Mah name is mud."

>>26926670
It sounds exactly like something this autistic guy I know would do.

And I mean he genuinely has autism.

>>26926702
Are you attracted to pony bodies anon?

>>26926714
I don't see what that has to do with anything

>>26926710
>>26926670
It's more just not being scared of repercussions from strangers. A lot of really ballsy comedians do this shit all the time with public pranks and whatnot.

Autism would be more like 'how much dedotated wam fuh a suber' type of questions.

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>>26926706
u wanna fukken go m8
I'll smash yer gobber

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>>26926714
I'm gravitationally attracted to pony heavenly bodies

>>26926726
Anon you're not a comedian doing a public prank. You're just some random dude at a con that watches my little pony.

It sounds really autistic and I don't mean 4chan autistic

>>26926726
You might as well just shit yourself in front of a large crowd then
It really sounds like you have actual autism

>>26926733
That dude's OC gives me weird feelings.

>>26926729
kiss the snootle

>>26926733
Planet mare
Planet mare
Doing the things a planet can

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>>26926744
Reminds me of someone

>>26926726
You can either be an idiot or a philosopher, anon

>>26926760
NOBBY DRAW GIANT PONIES YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>>26926752
Sunlestia smiling proudly at all the orbiting pony planets.

Ponk giggles as she spins in Celestia's gravity.

>>26926760
yeah but did he ever fuck a mare

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>>26926764

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>>26926769
That makes me feel happy for some reason
>you will never be enveloped by Celestia's glorious light