601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
Written by Josh Haber
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9
Sunburst may not have been the wizard he wanted to be starting out, but he does seem to be quite the scholar. Well-versed in many variations on the same concept, and supplemental spells applicable to a situation as well; he's quite the theorist, which must have been an endless source of frustration, being unable to practically experiment with all the tools at his disposal. As he said, his new official position will likely curtail further practice, but the spark of curiosity may yet lead him to try anyhow.
Perhaps he'll have a spell to his name someday, alongside luminaries such as Rockhoof, Hayhoof, Somnambula, Flash Prance, Meadowbrook, Trotter, Mist Mane, Bridle Buck, even Clover the Clever or Star Swirl the Bearded himself!
>>26928941
Previous thread.
UPCOMING EPISODES PROMOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvt2ArLEQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm94QmFObjI
603 - The Gift of the Maud Pie:While in Manehattan looking for the ideal location for her new store, Rarity has to help Pinkie Pie find the perfect gift for her sister, Maud - without Maud finding out.
604 - On Your Marks:Now that they've finally received their cutie marks, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what's next; the friends do not all agree on how to embrace their destinies.
605 - Gauntlet of Fire:In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.
606 - No Second Prances
607 - Newbie Dash:After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>filly
I hope we don't have to wait too one for the first song this season.
>>26934914
I'm going to brush that pony
and then pat him on the head
Always remember to wash your ponies.
>>26934922
Twilight's wings probably smell funny if she always takes them off to shower
>>26934921
>rainbow dash
>applejack
>fluttershy
that was easy
>>26934937
you only selected three, you're supposed to check all nine
>>26934943
But that's wrong, anon
http://imgur.com/a/g8hGv
>>26934914
Being born as unicorn and knowing all those spells, yet not being able to perform any of them must be the worst torture.
So hypothetical situation.
Equestria is in grave danger.
You, Twilight and the rest of the main cast have done everything you can to save it and right now you have to do the final thing to save everything.
Celestia has explained that you can do the thing in two ways, A and B. Now she said that no matter what, not even in your dreams to choose B.You choose B. How angry would Celestia be?
>>26934950
why's her wiener so small
>>26934957
why would she even explain B if it wasn't supposed to be an option?
is this another one of her fuckin' tests?
>>26934920
But he's so busy!
>>26934975
Yeah, busy getting patted on the head
and hugged
and fondled
>>26934957
>"YOU ACTUALLY KILLED HIM?!"
>"lol yea"
>>26934962
Cause I thought it was a fairly reasonable size. I don't really like it when people make them 80 percent of the length of their body.
>>26934954
He said he might have been able to do better with more support from Starlight.
>>26934950
>tailbow
nice
nice
>>26934957
Celestia please, this fails absolutely every time. Stop showing me the red button.
>>26934957
>>not even in your dreams to choose B.
>tells Luna to make sure that my brain doesn't even dare to dream about it
Not fair.
I wish to be the slutty breezie
https://derpibooru.org/1120696
The princess is ready for war
>>26935003
what a fearsome opponent
I'll have to break out the special snuggling unit
>>26935003
>cadance
you are mistaken, friend
>>26934994
That hairstyle is actually her older hairstyle from her first design. I wanted to give her an alt hairstyle just for fun and I thought that'd fit pretty well.
>>26935007
dang, I thought it was Cadance.
>>26934950
One of the things I see wrong is that her body is too long, otherwise good job.
>>26935020
Damnit, you're right...
that really is a nice smile
musicdonkey is a nice horse
I don't like Equestria Girls, but I think this is a cute little snuggleraptor.
>>26935121
oh my god you can't just call them that
>>26935156
wait, which was the problem word
"cute", "little" or "Equestria Girls"
>>26934950
>>26935020
I didn't know there would be a limit for how long you can wait to delete a post.
Well hopefully this looks better.
http://imgur.com/a/ohqPw
>>26935156
Really? Why?
Brush the pony
>>26935187
what the fuck
>>26935190
I already said I would
where the hell is he
>>26935172
Yeah, the limit's like 10 minutes.
Better proportions, yes
>>26935195
I usually end up making tweaks to something, so i'd do well to remember that.
Also, thanks.
>>26935187
Not fluffy enough
Needs more fluff
>>26935203
she's not a pegasus
>>26935172
noice
>>26935207
But a snuggleraptor is fluffy
>>26934950
>>26935172
YOU
Do you have a name? I see your stuff on derpibooru occasionally and want to see more, but every image says [artist needed] and that irks me.
why can't EQG be cutewhen they can manage being sexy?
>>26935235
>when they can manage being sexy?
They can't
>>26935187
oh god, they've gotten out of their cage
and we need to jump start the generators, but that's about a hundred yards through the forest! there's no way anyone could make it there in one, un-snuggled piece!
what do we do?!
>>26935211
Thanks anon.
>>26935221
Nope I just upload em on derpi anonymously. And sometimes other people even end up doing it for me, which I find flattering.
>>26935243
well fuckin' get one
goddamn
>>26935243
I shall dub you Art-Anon Jr.
>>26935246
I think i'm good for now thanks.
>>26935247
Whatever tickles you anon is fine with me.
>>26935243
If you want to be really cheeky, you can just go by the name 'Artist Needed'
>>26935194
He's at my home, getting brushed and petted
>>26935260
That would be kinda funny, especially since that's what it usually ends up getting tagged as.
>>26935281
if he went by that, the tag would read as [artist:artist needed]
he'd have to go by just 'needed' to get the tag to read [artist:needed]
>>26935293
addendum: at least on derpibooru, that is
>>26935341
you can see her belly chub from this angle
What did you do to the horse it's not moving anymore
>>26935431
I ponied him a bit too hard
>>26934914
How can one stallion be so cute?
>>26935445
Just flush him down the toilet.
>>26935447
It's the glasses and built-in socks
>>26935456
I just want to pick up and hug the big ol lug.
>>26935471
Just imagine if Twilight had accompanied Starlight to his house.
Fuck the friendship lesson she would have ignored it and geeked out with a fellow nerd horse.
>>26935471
I want to mwah him
>>26935341
Twilight did you get your horn stuck in the ground again?
>>26935490
>A cute little pink pony will never call you a faggot
>>26935477
I want a version of this webm where they slide up and down
>>26935496
I don't know how to edit webms, but have this
>>26935453
Fine for WHOM?
>>26935490
I want Pinkie pancakes
They sound good
>Today is National Bunsen Burner Day
That's not how you science, Daapi.
>>26935557
>>26935559
>posting a good pony for once
You're improving, Roogles
Give her the Derp
>anime&fantasy convention next week
>only thing mlp related is panel about lore in Fallout Equestria
PedoPinkiePie
>>26935604
You must use chlorine bombs.
War never changes.
>>26935559
>Luna Survives Brush with Mudpony
>>26935557
This is a stupid day
>>26935606
I'm listening
>>26935604
Don't go mate.
It isn't worth it.
>>26935630
I bet she secretly wants to fiddle all the foals.
No wonder the Cakes didn't trust her with their kids.
>>26935495
>>26935640
I'll be there anyways, Its cheap and close to my house.Last year during one of the mlp panels people started walking out during the presentation. Cringe was everywhere, no regrets.
Here lies MLPG
He never scored
I wanna draw something cute with Glimglam and Sunburst.
Wat do?
>>26935737
Glimmer cutting Sunburst's horrible beard off
>>26935743
But I like his beard. It's cute. It's like a classical unicorn beard.
>>26935754
>>26935737
Glimmer forcibly brushing his mane
>>26935737
Starlight with his beard
>>26935737
What >>26935761 said. Starlight giving Sunburst a touchup lookwise so he can grow out of the hermit wizard getup.
>>26935789
She can be such a lively pony when she's not a grouch.
What's she reading, MLPG?
I was checking out the reviews for the premier, and one reviewer said that the power shifted away from the women to the men in this episode; Shining Armor puts more stress and effort into the baby thing than Cadance, Spike pushes Starlight on, and Sunburst resolves the conflict in the end by telling Twilight what to do instead of working with her to find a solution.
Do you guys thing that gender dynamic was deliberate, or coincidental?
>>26935803
Blue is More than a Number by Tahra Dactyl
>finally get around to watching S2 of Wander
>there's a Weird Al plays a different version of a main character episode and a mirror pool episode
>>26935813
Coincidental. Starlight also had a role in helping restore Sunburst's confidence, enabling him to step up to the plate and use his insane knowledge to help save the day.
Really; him, Starlight, and Spike were the stars of the premiere.
Fucking Ponies
Nicole Oliver has a very soothing voice.
>>26935803
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/252409/2/lessons-from-the-princesses/night-school
It's time
http://smaert.com/art.webm
Hey guys, remember Cteno?
I see a correlation between Sunburst and Rincewind from the Discworld book series (Terry Pratchett)
I mean look at Sunburst, he's quite similar to the Wizzard of the Unseen University. In the book he's described as a cowardly and failed magician, young with a brown/orange beard.
Sunburst is clearly a reference to Rincewind, though he's capable to overcome the limits Rincewind has and become actually the saviour of the Crystal Empire, though Rincewind remained a failed ....(maybe almost since he "defeated" Ipslore the Red's sorcery inside Coin's staff)
What do you think?
>>26935803
Communication: Principles for a Lifetime Ed. 5
>>26935918
I find it hilarious that now Slugbox flat out denies Cteno's pony origins in streams and deleted all pony era pics of her from his sites. Now she's some raptor thing.
Like seesh I know you lost interest in the show, but burning down all the bridges is kinda petty.
>>26935490
>Anon is on his deathbed and had taken his final breath a few minutes ago
>>26935976
>not spending your final moments cuddling the pon(ies) you love
>>26935941
You're not the only one, anon
>>26935976
So then the question shifts to:
Would Pinkie Pie be depraved enough to ride his dick during rigor mortis?
>>26935802
Well maybe if Anon didn't take her best friend away, she wouldn't have to be one.
>>26935941
>>26936016
I need to finish that series...
>come back from work
>200 new posts
This won't do, Anonymous.
>>26936049
I have a presentation due tomorrow that I was supposed to be working on all semester, I have to finish it and do 0pone for a while
>>26936065
Are you sure?
>>26936049
We're always ded overnight, I think the eurofags all died.
>>26936086
>tfw you are the last Eurofag
>>26936086
It's 4pm CET right now, the Burgerstani are just waking up and the Yuropoors are working in their coal mines or whatever
>>26936086
>Europeans letting everyone down
Nothing ever changes
>>26936126
>>26936143
Wait I have a butt
Can I do that?
>>26936086
Man, remember that time when everyone was banned from 4chan due to some mistake, apart from that one guy who kept talking to himself on MLPG?
>>26935761
>>26935775
I haven't drawn a full picture in ages.
I forgot how relaxing colouring is when you don't have to worry about picking your own colours.
>>26936197
Aw yiss
thanks goggles
>>26936197
She's gonna cut off that beard too right?
the ponies insist that you stop calling them whatevercutiemark-butt
>>26936197
That's super cute.
How did you like the premiere?
>>26936197
>not drawing her cutting it all off
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26936206
>>26936231
Do not assault the ponies
>>26936054
Me too.Ms. Curry's class?
>>26936232
cutting hair is not assault, anon
>>26936219
>twinkbutt
>gembutt
>butterbutt
>colorbutt
>balloonbutt
>worstbutt
>>26936240
senior seminar in chemistry
>>26936246
you mentioned Fluttershy twice there anon
>>26936244
If you're doing it against their will I'm pretty sure it is
>>26936246
anon be nice
>>26936197
Important pony needs important non-nappy hair.
>>26936246
>twinkbutt
Why did you mention Sunburst, anon
>>26936206
No. The beard is nice. The beard will stay.
>>26936223
I liked it. It was cute. I've only seen it twice, though.
>>26936247
>another chemist
MLPG drug kitchen when?
>>26936289That's weirdly hot
>>26936247
>>26936274
>chemists
Fucking dweebs
Pony has been drinking,she doesn't want to share any with you.
>>26936316
She's just a tiny pony, what could she possibly do to stop me?
boop the pony, boop her!
>>26936340
sure
>>26936340
Well, if she insists
What's the lewdest thing you can possibly think of, /co/?
>>26936381
This gotta be one of the best Rarara arts Ive seen in a long time.
>>26936432
That ass is just perfectand that juicy, thick mare bulge
>>26936424
touching horns
>>26936424
Probably something along the lines of http://www.furaffinity.net/view/18009948/
>>26936424
Sex with the princess for the sole purpose of impregnation
>>26936424A stallion or colt ejaculating into vials and selling them off as potions. Each one sold is freshly made.
>>26936424hoof holding
>>26936424
You... you don't really want to know that.
Trust me.
>>26936507
Try me, youngling.
>>26936524
>pony in heat
>begs you to cum on her
>>26936524
>>26936560
>unreadable contrast
Please die immediately
>>26936570
>unreadable contrast
>no green on black master race
please die immediately
>>26936575
Light green on grey is alright, neon green on black is fucking unreadable
But then again, I don't know what I expected of someone who masturbates to this trash
The grand gralloping grala is gralways grawful
>>26936615
scooby pls
>>26936575
http://hackertyper.net/
>>26936468
I cant see it cause I was lazy about making FA account, is it really worth it?
>>26934921
Going serious here.
Pinkie pie. Celestia, and Trixie all of these ponies thrive on attention and would easily raise their tail if it got them fame or made people happy.
>taking off that suit
>>26934922
what is this? is it from a commercial?
>>26936628
http://pastebin.com/QaScNhPE
Depends how you like absurdity
This is one of my favorite centaurs.
Just try to imagine the bouncing as she boings along the way…
>>26936615
Celestia has a really weird accent it seems
>>26936658
So where are her nipples?
>>26936588
>neon green on black is fucking unreadable
You're just jealous you can't be a l33t h4x0r like me
>>26936634
>Celestia
I will destroy you
>>26936694
bitch has stained glass images of herself and sits in a throne with her cutie mark everywhere. Celestia may be a lot of good things but humble is not one of them.
>>26936686
This depends on a few things and with some considerations, baby centaurs would probably be best suited to nurse from the human teats, rather than the equine teats.
>>26936722
There's no sun on her throne though
>>26936722
Her little ponies made them
FOR HER
BECAUSE THEY LOVE HER
>>26936732
Yeah, multiteats. That sounds good.
Also hot.
>>26936686
>>26936732
She prolly has both sets, but will be mainly using human ones.
>>26936759
Touch the pony's face
büp
>>26936934
>Turkish Marker
>>26936934bóp
>>26936948
MLPG is the Turkish prison of 4chan threads.
>>26937029
Pony fluffs up when threatened to appear bigger.
>>26937095
And then they drown?
>>26937270
It was so stupid, but when it first came out, it was funny.
>>26937283
>when it first came out, it was funny.
Because it was done in moderation and there were actually still funny scenarios for them that no one had come up with so far.I kind of miss stupid jokes like those.
>>26937319
We take ourselves too seriously now. No-one has any play ethic beyond indulging in their fetishes.
>>26937359
>We take ourselves too seriously now.
In what sense? Because nothing in this thread seems overly serious.
Stop being so dead
>>26937546
>doesn't even hold her Pinkie up
Refined my ass
>>26934921
>Cadence
>Rainbow Dash
>Pinkie
>Fluttershy
>>26937576
please don't hold the ponies up
specially earth pons, they're scared of heights
>>26937552
>twilight plays blue
oh my god I can almost see it
she's one of those fags that play counter decks
>"I summo-"
>"Counter."
>"Alright, then I cas-"
>"Counter."
>"Fuck you."
>"Countered."
>>26937593
Control decks are the best
>>26937605
the best to get punched in the face mid-play, yes.
>durr a billion babies
>>26937593
>"Fuck you."
>"Countered."
>>26937618
Exactly
Seeing that sort of frustration on your enemy's face is the greatest
>>26937373
In the sense that there's so much focus on not being as autistic as the rest of the fandom that we end up producing nothing.
>>26937552
>tfw Leth is fucking ded and will never come back again
>>26937642
>In the sense that there's so much focus on not being as autistic as the rest of the fandom
I don't think people care as much about that as you think they do.
It is just harder to come up with genuinely entertaining things that haven't been done yet.
>>26937643
>lamenting the loss of a useless tripfag
>>26937664
When did he leave? Did he say something?
>>26937681
Around two years ago or so. I forgot what exactly he said, but it was something along the lines of
>Thanks for the great times, bye
>>26936424
Pony's amazing body.
Hug the filly
>>26937748
okay done
what next?
>>26937766
tickle the filly
>>26937766
Congratulation, you win the game
Game Over
>>26937714
I may never ever breed and I blame it solely on pony.
>>26937748
I'm going to get a reinforced spine and hug this filly
>>26937766
hug the colt
>>26937818
Sorry you need to pay the DLC to unlock the colt pack gameplay
>>26937830
Bullshit, I paid full price for it already! And now you wanna nickle and dime me.
Short preview time
>>26937896
>Zecora
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>26936929
Oh come now, try harder.I liked the S6 premiere, desu
>>26937903
last page
>>26937903
>>26937896
I love this already
>>26937896
>>26937903
Will the whole comic be in rhymes or is that just the introduction with Zecora?That always reminds me of that one Werewolves session I played in a forum, which went over two weeks and you were only allowed to rhyme. After the first week it was hard to stop rhyming automatically.
>>26937896
>>26937903
>>26937914
This looks super fucking cute
>>26937903
Somehow that looks different from Price's usual stuff, but you can easily tell that it is him again on this page >>26937914
>>26937903
I really love the kind of messy watercolors in the second panel here
Why aren't you getting swole for pone?
>>26937975
>not busting out a new DL record while listening to Celestia's Ballad
It's like you guys don't even want to go to Equestria.
>>26937887
I rarely buy the individual comics and just wait for the trades but I might have to get this one.
I got a soft spot for Little Golden Books.
>>26937975
I don't want to
>>26937951
Firehorse is a sexy
>>26937975
I'd prefer pone getting swole for me.
>>26938005
I want her to yell at me and force me to do push ups
>>26938026
>high heels
>muscles
It's like this pony was made for me
>>26938005
Yes
>>26938033
But Anon, Spitfire is forgentle femdom
>>26938065Unf.
>>26938065
>Spitfire
>gentle femdom
That's Starlight, anon
>>26938065
No.
>>26938000
>and just wait for the trades
I don't understand.
Pretty birdhorses.
>>26938104
Trade waiting makes more since than buying floppies every month
>>26938115
You want pretty birdhorses?
>>26938065
But I want her to force me to get in shape
>>26938104
Trade paperback compilations.
>>26938128
Wow, contain yourself, Raindrops
You're in public
>>26938085
It's not dom, Anon.
You don't even notice the ways she doms you.
You just do exactly what she wants.
>>26938085
That's your opinion but I respectfully disagree with it
>>26938115
The best kind of bird horses
>>26938142
Starlight have the cutest butt
>>26938115
>>26938145
I want to dominate Spitfire
>>26938140
Ah, alright
>>26938115
>>26938188
soarin a qt
>>26938177
Butsmall Dom big sub is a best
>>26938207
*the worst
Fixed
>>26938223
You're the worst
>>26938201
Yeah, he's super adorable
I want to be in a cuddle pile with him, Braeburn, Sunburst and Fashion Plate
>>26938188
He seems like the most pleasant Wonderbolt to be around
>>26938229
No you
>>26938233
It's great that big pony cuddle piles are great, no matter the pone's gender
they're all gonna get cuddled
>>26938245
Fite me faguette
>>26934914
God he's cute.
I don't normally go gay for every new stallion but he's perfect.
>>26938262
He's at the top of my favorite pony list after only two episodes
I fucking adore him
>>26938283
You are a slut, Anon. Going through favorite pones as quickly as other people change their socks.
>>26938293
Anon, my favorite pony has been Twilight for the past five years before Sunburst showed up
>>26938310
Sluuuuuuuuut!
>>26938323
Get off the table, anon
>>26938383
Make me
>>26938383
>>26938388
Don't damage the table it has a premium on it!
>>26938245
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find ponies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about cute things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting ponies like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? You are all so disgusting. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>26938417
lol
>straight couples
>>26937951
I'll never understand why people liked her Swedish VA, she sounds like one of those girls who hang around trendy bars to orbit the rich trustfund guys.
>>26938417
Is that a pasta related to the guy who tried to kill himself but ended as vegetable instead?
>>26938445
>straight
Anon look at the black stallion and the red stallion in the back
I like some of the older gen pony designs.
>>26938470
STOOOOPPP
>>26938470
That's a pretty fat butt she's got there
>>26938470
Their color scheme were already, the body shape is not.
>>26938470
Honestly, I think that one is kinda ugly
>>26938551
They were made for each other
>>26938445
oh hey banana pone is gonna score
also we see straight couples all the time
>>26938567
>egotistical show-off magician
>reclusive nerd and kinda shitty wizard
I don't really see it
>>26938595
They both wear capes, Anon.
sex with capes on
>>26938483
Am I missing a joke here?
>>26938489
That's what I strive for anon.
>>26938502
You'll have to rephrase that cause i'm not sure what you're trying to say exactly.
>>26938548
To each their own I guess.
>>26938617
>You'll have to rephrase that cause i'm not sure what you're trying to say exactly.
I meant to say alright instead of already.
>>26938603
Yeah, but that's like shipping Moondancer and Celestia's assistant because they both wear glasses
>>26938629
People have shipped ponies for less.
>>26938629
Glasses are normal things that people wear to see.
You ain't gonna find many fuckers wearing capes these days, even in horseyland.
Even Twilight only wore one for cosplay. Those two wear them every day.
>>26938629
Anon, shipping doesn't follow logic. People ship Celestia and Crysalis for fuck sake. Even when there's negative reasons people ship thing.
Honestly, relatively speaking, that's more than a lot of ships out there.
>>26938642
>>26938646
I mean, yeah, you're right
But it goes against my headcanon so it's objectively horrible and wrong
>>26938674
did they fuck with the capes on
>>26938470
Man I'd eat that ass
>>26938617
The past-generations-are-garbage meme
>>26938739
>meme
Don't tell me you genuinely like G3 and G3.5
>>26938629
They also both suck at magic.
>>26934916
season 6 is a mistake
>>26934917
sonata dusk pls
>>26938696
Through a hole in the capes.
>>26938743
>implying Sunburst doesn't have a meticulously planned out and optimized midrange deck
>>26938746
>>26938760
What's wrong, Yellowautism
>>26938445
>filly and mare
Great, now they're catering to pedophiles.
>>26935456
>Neither Twilight nor the book are changing colors
Sunburst is not doing the thing
>>26938746
I don't get this sonata dusk meme.
>>26938687
what do you want pink horse
>>26938760
What?
>>26938787I watched some pigeons mate todayit was brutal
ALPHA PONECRAFT PACK OUT FOR TESTING
GET IN HERE
https://join.skype.com/rNA31cFz0O7o
>>26938742
No, but I'm hyped for Gen 7
>>26938845
>High impact pigeon on pigeon sexual violence
Did you at least record it for posterity?
>>26938845Maybe you need a new hobby, and one that's not so strange.
>>26938742
No, but I'm hype for Gen 7
>>26938845
My little Pigeon
My little Pigeon
woo woo woo woooo
ass
>>26938857
>tfw about to go to bad
What a horrible timing ;_;
>>26938914
boobs
>>26938914
>>26938933
horsebutt detected
>>26938964
Yes, horsebutts.
>Anon, where is your weekly friendship report?
>>26938977
I want to bury my face between those cheeks
>>26938982
There is no point in doing friendship reports if I have no friends.
>>26938992
>Watch a show about the magic of friendship
>have no friends
Why am I such a shit?
>>26938992
>>26939002
She'll even accept a letter about your internet friends.
Just send her anything man, she's so bored since Twilight stopped sending those letters.
>>26939009
I don't even have those.
>>26939016
What the hell, Anonymous. How could you fail like that?
>>26938977
truly the best kind of butts
>>26938445
>dating a filly changeling
Poor mare.
>>26938802
>>26939032
Better than mares datting stalions.
>there's a preview out
I am kinda tempted but I also don't want to spoil myself.
Why can't it be Saturday already?
Fillies datingfillies
>>26939093
I change my number
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr6-YNVKcTQ
>>26939098
as if NSApone couldn't find you
Caught in the pony cage, pony tries to squeal out for mercy as you reel it in.
>>26939099
>wrapping paper with Maud's face plastered over it
I need it
>>26939098
New numbers have to be signed off by the Princesses. She will now immediately.
>>26939075
>he can't wait 36 hours for the episode
Oberboopenführer!
>>26939009
I had them back when I played WoW.
I still think about them from time to time
>>26938857
>ALPHA PONECRAFT PACK OUT FOR TESTING
OOOH SHIT
I'd love to join, but it turns out my computer literally can't handle minecraft anymore.
I used to be able to play with "short" LOS about seven years ago, I don't know what happened
My computer is still the same
>>26939143
>my computer literally can't handle minecraft anymore.
it might be time to upgrade, anon
>>26939143
>>I'd love to join, but it turns out my computer literally can't handle minecraft anymore.
My fucking phone could handle minecraft
>>26938968
>>26938968
>>26938968
>>26938968
Happening or just a early april fool joke?
>>26939153
>it might be time to upgrade, anon
Fuck no, I can play lots of old games just fine
>>26939143
>can't handle Minecraft anymore
Well, Notch happens to be a very shitty programmer. With all the shit they added to that game it was bound to happen.
>>26938857
>skype
is there a sub thread or something? I'm not clicking that shit
>>26939166
holy shit get off the internet grandpa
>>26939166
What the fuck anon. Do you live in africa or something?
>>26939164
It's fucking obviously fake
>>26939170
Notch left like four years ago or something
mojang sold minecraft to microsoft and it's still incredibly shit, I think. The only reason one would play is for the mods.
>>26939164
>pic of a monitor
Gee anon I don't know, that looks pretty legit
>>26939192
>>26939189
>replying
>>26939164
Pretty lazy fake if you ask me
>>26939191
If the base of a building is badly made there's a point where it becomes nigh impossible to keep the building stable.
Same happens with software, and MC is an example of it.
I remember someone remade the game in C++, which has better performance overall. Languages aside (Java is too newbie friendly), I think Notch is at fault for not making his game scalable enough.
>>26939230
>Java is too newbie friendly
I mean, so is C++
>>26939230
>I remember someone remade the game in C++,
I remember that too, it ran so smoothly even on this piece of shit pc.
Which IS EXPECTED
FOR A GAME OF FUCKING BLOCKS
I mean jesus fuck I can play fucking oblivion at max settings with this computer but I cannot play minecraft
To say that the code is bad is an understatement
Did you know that if you kidnap a filly and keep it in your home for at least one night, it legally becomes your property?
>>26939299
Does that extend to adult ponies, too?
>>26939316
Are those her eyebrows?
>>26939311
in that case, you have to file a 46DP form with your local office.
Are you ready for the stupid April's fool jokes?
>>26939337No. I just want to draw some stupid friday night picture and be done with it
>>26939325
In that case, I am going to abduct the princesses and make them my room mates.
>>26939343
I meant more from the side of corporations. They wouldn't miss a chance to meme it up.
>>26939337
I'm gonna be out all day, so no
>>26939343
I hope that weird upvote thing from 4chan X is an April's Fools joke.
>>26939355
it is
too bad the no fun allowed mods already wordfiltered it before april fools actually started
>>26939323
Kinda. Some horses have weird marks on their faces.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/4f/46/34/4f46340d7efbc00a13580c0956a6a8a9.jpg
http://okiedokielowkey.tumblr.com/post/142031163906/nsfwlk-for-goattrain-gloomy-and-anon-watching
>>26939343
FFFFRIIIDAY NIGHT
>>26939364
She looks like an insufferable brat to be honest.
>>26939379
She is
>>26939360
So, no more "sou da ne" for anyone like this: >>26934950 ?
Fillies can't be insufferable brats.
>>26939381
I'm looking forward to seeing more of her.
>>26939382
Anon, what are you even talking about?
>>26938802
>you will never be a little filly
>you will never get eaten out by a pretty mare, her face buried in your crotch
>just got home from vacation
>watching the s6 opener right now
>it's been ten minutes and twilight is already acting like an autist
I hate baby-related plots in series and movies, but at least I've got this.
>>26939382
it still works if you quote a post and type a positive word like this
>>26939382
upvoted
but the actual japanese text is filtered so the button doesn't work anymore
The pony screams, hammers its hooves against anon's head, but is ultimately unable to dislodge his tongue from her genitals and rapidly succumbs to orgasm.
>>26939426
You're doing bingo thingy? I have forgot about it. How is it going?
>>26939382
So, 'upvoted' works too?
I wonder if people were banned over silly things like this.
>>26939427
Pft, that's nice
>>26939426
The baby plot was surprisingly enjoyable. Keep watching.
>>26939412
>pic
>>26939427
upvoted ?
I don't get it, but many thanks dear anon.
>>26939441
>bingo thingy
Fugg, I was supposed to get one of those. Ah well, I won't bother finding or making one now.
>>26939460
Will do. Not completely sold on Glimmer either, but the episode seems alright so far.
>>26939462
It reads the entire line, apparently.
>>26939427
upvoted
>>26939460
I have to say I hated it as well and since it was the opener we can assume that S6 will be centered around the goddamn baby. So no new villain just a lot of dumb baby sheningans.
>>26939483
Are you clinically retarded?
>>26939483
>
Season 4 had no real villain in the opener either and it ended with Tirek.
The rest of your post doesn't make any sense either.
who is ready for new horses this weekend
>>26939483
>I have to say I hated it as well and since it was the opener we can assume that S6 will be centered around the goddamn baby.
Not really.
Flurry will be relegated to her parents' status. How many times we see them per season? Twice, maybe?
She's not even overpowered anymore. It was kind of an asspull how they did it, but still.
>>26939513
Man, Shiny's crystal hair really doesn't work for him
>>26939518
yeah it's shit
>>26939518
All stallions look girly as fuck when crystallized
Wait, do I just say upvoted and I get the weird japanese thing
I really like your hair today
you look good
I am a wonderful person
Celestia is best pony
Upvoted
>>26939538
you're dumb anon
>>26939544
I know
but I want the thing
how do I get the thing
>>26939495
Fuck off
>>26939509
>>26939513
I mean every season opener was there to set tone for the rest of the season in some way. It's always a mixed bag of episodes. In all different directions but the major plot point was somewhere afloat or in the background.
So if that's not the case with S6 then... what's the point of it anyway? Big new shit. Newborn pone is alicorn and then bam nothing more about it? I'd be surpraised if that's the case.
>>26939538
wait wait I get it
upvoted
upvote
ponying best pony
I love my life
I want to die
>>26939552
you upvote others, not yourself, here's a free one for you
>>26939538
+1
>>26939538
downvoted
>>26939562
Oh shit I understand now
>>26939564
NO
MY PRECIOUS
>>26939557
>but the major plot point was somewhere afloat or in the background.
S1 wasn't about NMM
S2 wasn't about Discord
S3 wasn't about the Crystal Empire
S4 was about the weird box thing, I'll give you that
S5 wasn't about Starlight besides the finale
Seriously, stop being a retard
>>26939566
Here's how it works, directly from the script.
regexp: /(?:^>.*\n)+(?:i|top|holy|shit|ay*|oh?|omg|god|jesus|christ|fuck|fukken|fucking?|\s|[.,-])*(?:\u305D\u3046\u3060\u306D|this(?! )|\+1|upvote(?! )d?|under[ -]?rated|\/thread|10\/10|(?:lol|kek|lel|lmao)(?:'?d|[.!]?$)|(?:ha)+[.!]?$|saved|nice(?! )|my sides)(?=\b|\W|$)/gmi,
Anything matching that should trigger it.
>>26939580
actual readable version
https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x/blob/master/src/Quotelinks/Upvotes.coffee#L4
>>26939513
cadance is very pretty
its highly unfortunate that she is horse-married
>>26939510
It feels odd that one of the very first episodes this season involves Maud.
I guess I keep feeling that tertiary character episodes pop up mid-season and this being so early feels weird to me
>>26939567
Am I that wrong? Holy shit I feel so old right now. I kept mixing up S3 and S4 thinking S3 was princess shit and S4 going after box.
S5 kinda started and ended with Starlight so that what got me thinking astray.
S2 had a lot of Discord in it though.
>>26939589
What the christ are you talking about, S2 only had Discord in the premiere
i don't get it what is this upvoted stuff about
>>26939600
I FEEL SO OLD. Then I'm totally wrong.
>Rewatch Season 5
>Glim glam had perfect velvet voice
>Watch Season 6
>Suddenly she sounds like generic squeaky pony
Why?
>>26939589
>>26939611
>someone actually admitting they were wrong
This feels so weird on 4chan
>>26939608
kek
Is about April fools, anon.
>>26939633
not april fools anon
>>26939617
She literally sounds the same except her inflection isn't as cult leader-ish
These complaints are getting more ridiculous every day
Background filly episode when?
>>26939655
Episode 200
>>26939655
that pictures mad cute yo
and BRIGHT
>>26939587
Yeah it is kind of odd
at least the Maudists will be happy
>>26939655
never everhopefully the cmc episode has cute fillies and colts
>>26939177
Little late to this but
http://mlpg.co/v/res/2540.html
>>26939710
>no download or IP
thanks
>>26939700I hope they give them cute voices if they do. Maybe some personality as well.
>"So what have you been up to?"
>"Well, I was a cult leader for a few years, before I got really into apocalyptic time travel and terrorism. Now I'm just looking for friends. How about you?"
Well, I finished the episodes, and I guess they were alright. I liked a lot of the minor things about it, though the baby itself wasn't something I enjoyed. It had a lot of little hints and stuff about the Empire and magic, which is always appreciated. Glimmer was better than expected.
Okay/10
>>26939700
that filly has realllyyy long hair
like at that length she's probably tripping over her own tail
>>26939617
Her bravado and smugness is gone. You can pick up her old voice a bit when she tries to distract Spike.
>>26939655
That picture feels like an acid trip
>>26939806
It's an oversaturated ENB
>>26939801
I really liked that duo in the premiere.I wonder if Twilight will get jealous at their relationship.
>>26939733
I have high hopes for Glimmer.
>>26939806
Jowybean's style in general is like that.
>>26939733
How do you feel about Spimmer?
>>26934918
First song is 5 seconds long.
Do you think next week's episode with the CMC will have them doing anything with Diamond or Silver?
I'm curious how those five will mix now that they don't hate each other, if it's shown at all this season.
>>26939733
That plot with the three of them, if you include Spike, was great, and Flurry wasn't a complete loss. I found the chaos with that baby hilarious.
>>26939483
I agree +1
>>26939828
Same, which is a bit weird, since I didn't much care for her as a villain.
But although we've just gotten a little sneak peek so far, she seems to work well as a character, and it will bring some new dynamic to both Twilight and Spike.
I really wonder how relevant she's going to be at the end of the season, and how much she'll have shown up during it.
Cautiously hopeful.
>>26939842
I don't, honestly. Right now I'm just kind of ambivalent to it, though I like the chemistry between them.
It's going to depend on how they interact throughout the season.
>>26939862
Agree, that was the best part for me.
I just have a irrational and entirely subjective distaste for babies and young children in movies and series. They always annoy me, even though I've got nothing against actual children.
Brushthe filly.
>>26939914
>and it will bring some new dynamic to both Twilight and Spike.
I could see her and Spike becoming good friends, considering that they are both "subordinates" to Twilight.
>>26939879let me try do it right for you
>>26939483
lel
I tought it was shit but then I remembered it is a show about toy sales. Rewatching the whole thing I can see they put effort on it to do a comfy episode.
>>26939914
Well prepare to have a return on your investment
Spimmer is the best ship since Marblemac
>>26939948
Spike/Glimmer is fucking horrible
>>26939948
But MarbleMac was an awful ship.
>>26939953
>>26939958
How is it like having poor taste?
>>26939862
I'm super anxious to see how they treat next weeks episode.
Their destiny while cute they all got the same base mark, isn't exactly thrilling. One their enthusiasm for getting them wears off its like...
Oh. So much for being a singer/wonderbolt/builder
I hope they explore and figure out the tertiary cutie mark symbols on their flank above the badge stamp
>>26939953
hey fuck you buddy
>>26939938
Yeah, something like that would be fun, though I sincerely hope they bond over something more than just their role in relation to Twilight.
>>26939948
Let's not get carried away here.
>>26939980
Still not enjoying the designs, but I guess it might be alright if they expand on their meaning.
>>26939980
>just be yourself: the cutie marks
Destiny is cruel.
>>26939980
I can make sense of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle's, but Apple Bloom's makes little sense to me relative to the stuff she was good at in Twilight Time and The Show Stoppers.
>>26935803
99 spells to conjure milk
>>26939985
Dude Spike is probably like half her age
Don't be creepy
>>26940019
>>26940019
Even scootaloos cutie mark is still vague. It's like, a wing, and a lightning bolt. Was idolizing RD that much of an influence to her own destiny? C'mon.
Sweetie's makes the most sense to me.
A singing sensation destined for stardom
>>26939980
>shown to be interested in and good at making potions
>never shown to be particularly good or interested in building
>builder cutie mark
I'd be fucking mad
>>26939980
Well, these cutiemarks make me mad, because a pony should only have one true passion. Giving them an ambigious cutiemark makes everything so much harder. Will they ever split up when they grow up and get a real job or will they forever stay together and help others with cutiemarks???
>>26940054
>creepy
what people who can't do it themselves say
Filly wants to grow up now and she won't leave your computer seat until she gets what she wants.
>>26940065
>never shown to be particularly good or interested in building
What
>>26940082
I'm sorry I don't want to fuck children, I guess?
>>26940088
Filly, aren't you coming to dinner?
>>26940065
she did repair the clubhouse all on her own
and building that float for the parade in Babs episode
>>26940019
I think she will support the Apple-dynasty with love and passion, hence the heart in the apple.
Maybe she will be in charge of new food or recipes? She was good at making potions I guess.
>>26940092
>half their age
let's see if you still say that at 50 and not want a new hot 25 year old
>>26940088
She's gonna be sitting there for a while then.
>>26940065
She rebuilded the CMC clubhouse, though.
>>26940108
do you not grasp the concept of maturity?
>>26936197
eeeee
>>26940118
do you not grasp the concept of backtracking?
>>26940108
>Starlight is 50 and Spike is 25
>>26940108
False equivalency.
>>26940141
le fallacy fallacy
I literally quoted word for word what he said
>>26940131
I did and don't understand
spike is not an adult
>>26940054
he won't be half her age forever
Anyone have a download link for the compiled season 5 soundtrack?
I dont care if its a crappy rip, I just want to listen to the old songs without having to download the youtube videos one at a time.
>>26940148
Out of context statement.
>>26940054
Spike is a baby and he's half twilights age.
so that's what, makes me like a 12 year old baby?
that's a long time to be a baby. Those teen dragons must be like 40 years old.
The boop epidemic continues to spread across Equestria. Communications with Baltimare, Los Pegasus and the Crystal Empire have been lost. Scientist in Canterlot have still not discovered a way to even slow down the infection.
Hope is unfortunately in low supply.
For Boop News, this was Boopity McBoop.
Oh no...
>>26940149
Nor did I imply he was
I said that was what people like YOU say when you coyld not do it
Are you a child? Are you a pediphile? No? Then I guess through deduction alone it must mean you can't get an older parter when you're young or younger partner when you're old
Not my fault you perverts go straight to the worst case, but that's why you're deviants.
>>26940148
I was operating under the assumption that everyone agreed Starlight wasn't like 70 years old
I guess I can't count on people here not being complete fucking morons
>>26940173
what are you even saying my man
>>26940176
Ditto, autist.
>>26940173
>>26940192
Please stop embarassing yourself any further
The fillies ate all of your Nugtella.
>>26940209
You're the only idiot here
telling me to stop doesn't save face, as hard as you try
[MLPG autism intensifies]
>>26940212
>>26940222
>>26940236
now crank up the memes and let's get this party started
>>26940212
It seems you took that post too literally. He was saying that Spike is half Starlight's age, and was creeped out by the implications of that ship, not the fact that she doubles him in age.
But I guess I can expect that for the way you express yourself in this post.
>>26940245
HO-LY SHIT
I'M GOING TO BE ABLE TO ACTUALLY WATCH THE EPISODE WITH MLPG ON SATURDAY
>>26940256
Hope it's a good one for you Anon. New pony on Saturday mornings with mlpg is super fun.
>>26940212
but spike is literally a child
were we not talking about spike or what
>>26940248
Then I stated my point of view with a 50 year old and a 25 year old, and so did he with his child fixation
Literal or not, that was where I came from, and I'm calling him out for what he is, a deviant.
>>26940266
I wasn't
>>26940269
Do you not understand context or something
>>26940269
Has he ever expressed disgust explicitly at the whole 'double age ship' thing?
I mean really, a lot of people is into MILFs here, I think that was just a misunderstanding from your part. He was talking about Spike x Starlight, after all.
>>26940274
i dont understand this meme
>>26940274
>>26940296
>>26936035
Don't read anything after Wintersmith(2006). after that the books get worse and worse. Shepherds crown started quite promising, if only he'd had more time, it might have been a worthy finale to the series. But as it is now, it seems rather "unpolished", to say it nicely.
R.I.P. Sir Terry, pressing F
Lanky teenage fillies.
>>26940296
are we back to calling characters memes now
>>26940322tfw never ever in the show
>>26940291
>>26940054
>half
Seems pretty cut and dry to me. If he wanted to say something else, he could've but didn't, whether it was his incompetence or or not is up for debate. I say he emant it and is just backtracking and I'm not letting him go
>>26940310
I want to marry that pony
>>26940329
I need more teenage fillies with braces
The MLPG.co vanilla Minecraft server is now whitelist free!
http://mlpg.co/v/res/2756.html
>>26940385
you know she would cuck you, right?
>>26940396
Anon pls
>>26940393
what does that mean
>>26940406
Means that you don't have to submit you name to get on the server. It also means you can protect your stuff and builds from others.
>>26937593
It should have been
>Fuck you
>It resolves
>>26940414
oh okay
i have never played minecraft
finally mlpg is gone for go-
*record scratch*
>>26940443
>"Let me tell you how I got here."
Fillies are like sponges.
>>26940457
>just a normal day in pinyville, where- no no ,down here!
>camera pans down to a filly
>>26939655
I welcome background horse episodes of any and all varieties
>>26940555
>>26940569
stop that you
>>26940572
Silver looks better with them
>>26940577
anon your teasing will make the blue horse sad
>>26940622
>
>Yes! Rub my chest tuft!
>Rub it you fucking tuft-slut!
>>26940650
you are an exceedingly terrible person
so how bout them pon
>>26940657
twilight contain yourself
Pretty purple princes pushes her perky pony penis against your puckered asshole.
>>26940709
I like them pon
>>26940713
>your puckered asshole
nigga I'm hanging loose here
>>26940713
lewd
>>26940759
>>26940759
can I join?
>>26940807
I don't speak horse
>>26940807
tell pony to get the fuck off my computer
>>26940819
Pony has a name
What if all the ponies just called you human?
>>26940839
don't care
>>26940780
I like those pones
>>26940833
Filly marked your house as her new territory.
>>26940843
thats a nice thunderbutt
>>26940819
But pony helped you out by installing "browser speed up pro+" from a totally legit banner ad she saw.
>>26940865
like i said, tell her to get the fuck off the computer
also tell her she's worst pony
>>26940861
is she okay
>>26940864
it is!
though I am not sure your pone is thunderlane, unless his wings fell off
>>26940863
DAMMIT FILLY
I TOLD YOU TO STOP DRAWING ON MY WALLS WITH CRAYON
>>26940877
uhh excuuuse you!
But it's an objective fact that Celestia is worst pony.
>>26940909
>Shitterslut fans being arbiters of taste
what a strange world we live in
leave fluttershy alone
I want to bully Fluttershy.
>>26940961
No.
Being bullied is how Fluttershy gets hard.
>>26941010
but you've been bullied most of your life and you just got softer
>>26941074
She looks sweet and innocent but I bet as soon as your back is turned she's getting railed by three zebras with huge cocks
Which one would you marry?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7tiZGNjgdI
>>26941099
The hotdog one!
>>26941096
Whatever you say
>>26941099
>>26941102Hey
>>26941096Is that a bad thing?
>>26941102
IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING PREVIEW
>>26941120
Why is she staring at me like that?
Fillies are weird.
>>26941150Eye contact
>>26941160
Fillies can't get preggers though. Why does she want eye contact?
>>26941110
He got rumbled waay too hard
>>26941181
https://derpiboo.ru/1119474
All the fillies are pregnant and it's your fault.
>>26941210
>filly's first morning sickness
>>26941228
what is even going on there
>>26941208
too much ponk!
TOO MUCH PONK!!!
>>26941210
all according to plan
Post faster!
>>26941306
how fast
>>26941306
Too lazy, can't be bothered
>>26941273
tongue grabbing
pone is approaching you
>>26941208
that's one huge butt
holy fuck
>>26941337
roll for charm
pony sits on your dick when you're asleep.
>>26941337
I like her little clipper cloppers going clip clop.
They're adorable.
>>26941339
U mad /mlpg/?
>>26941349
You know what a huge butt means, right anon?
>>26941352
you roll a 20
>>26941360
Is she going to fart down my urethra?
>>26941285
>>26941210I am not that vexed by this desu
>>26941306
https://my.mixtape.moe/szeiwh.mp4
>>26941404
>telling people to post faster
>people stop posting completely
Thanks buddy
>>26941435
I-I'm sorry Marker
>>26941395
Now throw an Ultra Ball at her
In death we're all equal.
>>26941453
>>26941469
I can't get over her tiny leg now. damn you anon
>>26940780
posting rumblescoot in revenge after seeing rumbelle?
man, rumblescooters are so autistic
>>26941507
Not yet, faggot.
>>26941517
>bump limit
>image limit
literally what
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.