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Satyr Abomination Thread #158: Not Yet Dead Edition

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>What is this thread about?
Half human and half pony/other Equestrian species offspring.
>What are the rules?
There are no thread specific rules, do what you want.
>What is the continuity (world/characters/attributes)?
Whatever you want it to be. Everything is a variable, there are no absolutes. Characters, names, genders, personalities, relationships, backgrounds, writing style, genre. If you want to know the common headcanons of certain characters, read some stories or ask the thread.

Searchable Archive:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/search/?tags=satyr
Story by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/qFf46ep5
Author List:
http://pastebin.com/RFgtrECq
Satyrs by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/uBqbm6eq
Dropbox
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/d94jlx7pgl5gg34/AABM4w-okI70GyrbCsVNee9Ga?dl=0

Need some proofing done? Or want to throw ideas around?
Add one of the Skypes below!
[NEEDS UPDATING]
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Bunker website when?
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>>26906160
8 c h a n
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>>26906176
But everybody over there is so damn insufferable and seem so up their own ass because they think their site's the cool, secret club version of 4chan. Plus the site itself is slow as shit.
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Are we good? We could talk about satyrs now? Satyr & The Protomen crossover when?
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>>26906176
>>26906229
I've been there. Not worth it. Everyone there are pretentious shits and super boring.
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mods mods mods
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>>26906160
>>26906176
>>26906229
Guys, calm down, rogue mod happens, if it doesn't last more than a few hours then its not a big deal.
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>>26906176
All cripchan ever talk about is how much better they are than 4chan. It's almost as if they feel insecure and like they have something to prove. I mean, I'd use it if I absolutely had to, but only if there was no other choice, sort of like sitting next to the guy with legitimate autism on the bus.
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Well that was interesting to say the least.

How does Asha talk? Does she talk like her mom or does she usually talk normally and rhymes occasionally slip?
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>>26906479
On the plus side, it stopped the arguing cold turkey. I wanna say she has an accent, but does not rhyme... Unintentionally. She has to actually try and rhyme, not have some sort of curse or something. Also, quick question; should this actually be 158? 157 was literally a 2-3 post scruff bait
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>>26906479
She talks normally. She just likes to slip in rhyme when she wants to sound smart and important. Just like how Annie would talk in dark omens and prophesies when she thinks something bad is going to happen. Not studying for a test, forgetting her bit pouch. You know, the serious stuff.
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>>26906554
158. We were more than 440 posts in, that's enough to call it a full thread.
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>>26906603
Wasn't that thread 156 though?
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>>26906554
Yeah, it's 158. 157 was the one that ended with the incest argument.

>>26906613
Nope. https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26866162/
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>>26906631
Ohhhh. Saw a 157 during that purge; never mind. Was confused.
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>>26906650
Yeah that was that --> https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26904575/
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We need an actual "official" plan B in the event that these threads really do get killed off per neatly. Somewhere that we all know about and can go to continue to talk about cute satyrs doing cute things and argue about literally everything constantly.

I'm personally against that place being 8 c h a n, because as has been mentioned they're all so utterly unbearable despite the site itself having some convenient and interesting features, albeit while being slow as shit.
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>>26906844
Just go on /trash/.
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>>26906844
There's always mlpg.co.
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>>26906844
>per neatly
Permanently
Phone, I swear to God I'll shove you so far up my ass if you don't stop that shit right now.
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If one can help the topic of show discussion, might i take a gambit at that there Sunburst pony. I like him, his concept is great and under utilized, i think. Studying all the magics but not being able to use any of it due one natural limitations. Is good, very good!

In my story with Hope and Norbid that is still totally being written on, Hope's first friend had this similar concept. A unicorn that couldnt do magic and got bullied by other unicorns for it, starts studying super hard with her one friend, and becomes revered by fellow scholars. Later she figures a good use of her talent and gets a job as a magic detective to become one of the best in her field. To which her detective work comes into play for unraveling the mystery of one of the other main characters whom is a satyr.

My prompt is: When we getting a satyr version of this Sunburst guy?
Because im too busy with other work to do it myself.
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>>26906865
The thread would get shitposted into oblivion on /trash/ because of how many people dislike this board and anything even vaguely mlp related.
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>>26906865
>>26906868

I'm pretty sure this is less about where to post but where we should all go to post. There's no point in making a thread somewhere if all the Anons get lost on the way there.

At the least we should have a PB that links to a forum thread or tells us where to go in case this shit happens again. This panic happened because the generals, CYOAs and such on /mlp/ didn't have a secondary fall back area. Anons are split, and that is how communities die.

Please no. /satyr/ is the only reason I come to /mlp/.
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>>26907026
I agree. Just a suggestion. Whatever people think is a good place should probably go in the OP.
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>>26906878
>per neatly
>permanently
That's one hell of an autocorrect.
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>>26906844
>as has been mentioned they're all so utterly unbearable
You could always take a look yourself.
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>>26907059
Where has the least shitty native community that won't come in and crap up the thread? I've never used any of the other chans so I don't know.

I'd hate to lose you guys. No homo tho
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>>26906886
Not every pony in the show needs a satyr.
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>>26907145
I have and I agree. From what I saw, there entire site was basically just a slower, less active version of /b/ with less moderation and the constant threat threat that the server(s) would go down at any moment. At least one post in ten was somebody talking about how much better it was over there than on 4chan and how somehow it made the fact that it took literally minutes to load a page worthwhile.
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>>26907026
>>26906920
It's still a board connected to 4chan, easily accessible. People usually stay to their own threads anyway, so there's a low chance of us getting shit posted to oblivion there. I should know, I frequent the Steven Universe generals from time to time.
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>>26906259
>H-how do we deal with the influx of /mlp/ and discourage them?!
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>>26907337
It's pretty true though to be quite honest, family.
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>>26907232
Does it have to be a pony?
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>>26907416
Does it have a womb to plant your seed in?
Impregnate it and add it to your brood herd.
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>>26907497
>Herd
Ew, no, polyamory is pleb tier.
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>>26907299
>it took literally minutes to load a page worthwhile.
Loaded just fine for me
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>>26907165
I think at this point the chans in general are out, and not the 4chans. 4+4Chan is out, there are too many others to make rendezvousing possible, not to mention that chans in general are volatile and might not exist when we need them.

I recommend we use a major site, so that there's less of a chance that it will be unusable in the event of a failure.

While maybe not the best place for stories, FimFiction seems to be a stable website. http://www.fimfiction.net/group/210394/satyrbackup/thread/244600/satyr-backup-thread

Here's one on Google Groups.
https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/satyr-backup-group

If anyone else wants to make a thread or group anywhere else, you're welcome to.
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>>26907646
What's the problem with trash again? We could do everything we can here, plus we could post porn. Isn't that enough for a back-up site? I met 4 people on the emergency group /mlp/ thread on trash (one of which was pyrefly), so people know how to get there.
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>>26907529
Huh, maybe I was just using it when the servers were under heavy load.
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>>26907529
>>26907809
8ch is doing a lot better than it did in the past. They found their major code error in the last couple months and rectified it. It still hiccups every now and again but for the most part is fine.
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>>26907646
>Abandoning the place that makes us what we are
Yeah, because it worked so well for the Fluffy Pony/ Milky Way guys. If we leave, we'll doom ourselves and if we don't the fate of the thread will depend on who we follow into the void. Honestly I'm not too sure about cripplechan but I've been seeing a lot of the other generals deciding to go there, mostly the Princess Applejack guys.
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>>26907837
That's a cute Hope.
>>26907832
Doesn't change the fact that it's dead inside.
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>>26907832
Didn't google stop returning search results for them because people kept (and continue) to post loads of see pee? I don't really want the FBI battering down my door because I used the same site as them for the sake of our adorable abominations against nature and was found guilty by association.
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>>26907837
Every time a general decides to move there, what it typically means is two or three guys are going there, while most of the posters remain here.
Most people don't care enough, or are too invested in multiple threads or boards to bother moving sites. Especially one like that.
Between the dedness, the shitty people, the bugyness, what >>26907906 said, and other shit, it's just not worth it.
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>>26906318
Shit, in that case I'd rather stay standing
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>>26907906
>stop returning search results for them because people kept (and continue) to post loads of see pee?
I think it was mostly SJW's trying to attack the site, it had something to do with gamer-gate or their /v/ in general. They honestly don't seem to care.

> I don't really want the FBI battering down my door
Then why are you on 4chan?
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>>26907870
Oh it's entirely dead inside and /pone/ is just a wasteland with a few anons shuffling about as an excuse for activity. But we might as well be accurate in the reasons we want to avoid something.

>>26907906
Some group was posting cp and reporting it to Google immediately to get it off the search results. 8ch has a large contingent of people that are just determined to fuck with 8ch because they can. CP posted is taken care of relatively quickly by either the normal mods or global mods. There's no risk of getting vanned by being a normal user.

Personally I'd prefer /anon/ over /pone/. /pone/ is willing to suicide to fight the /mlp/ scourge!
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>>26907997
Personally I'd prefer /anon/ over /pone/. /pone/ is willing to suicide to fight the /mlp/ scourge! /anon/ is equally as dead but less self-righteous about their deadness*
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>>26907528
Agreed. Unless it has a 12 chapter series with at least 40 posts per chapter explaining the harem, it is garbage.
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>>26907997
Huh. I guess I've been in the trash put for too long, but I've gone rather fond of it once you hide the stuff you hate. But I generally agree with >>26907960, it isn't worth migrating to an entirely different site.
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>>26907994
>Then why are you on 4chan?
Wait, this is a Cambodian samlor kako recipie exchange forum, right? To tell you the truth, I am getting a little unsure. Am I in the right place?
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>>26908064
Yet. This is just plan B. All willing, it will never happen... but that's why you makecplan Bs. In case something ISN'T willing.
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>>26907837
>Abandoning the place that makes us what we are
It's not abandoning if we're booted off. Also those groups is just to communicate in case something happens again. We're not moving, not unless we have to.

>>26907646
Also, I forgot to make the Google Groups thing public. Sorry about that.
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>>26907837
Okay, so I may not have made it clear, those sites are just for communicating in case the Scrappening 3.0 happens. Sorry about that.
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>>26908068
>Wait, this is a Cambodian samlor kako recipie exchange forum, right?
>>>/b/

>>26908068
>I am getting a little unsure. Am I in the right place?
If you're doubting yourself now then yeah.
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Okay, let's just settle this with a vote. Somebody who's not on a phone with a battery that's about to die make a poll with options for all the viable alternate sites/boards/forums/whatever that are available to us in the event of this thread being declared haram in the eyes of Allah by the mods.

The winning option at the time that this thread 404s should be included in the next thread, if the OP remembers, as the "official" evacuation plan.

Or not, whatever.
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>>26908192
I mean all the green generals are back in full force and none of them have been deleted since the purge. I think we're fine as long as we don't flood the board.
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Didn't somebody here try to make an entire board for /satyr/ and failed miserably?
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>>26908295
Yeah, but it can't hurt to have a back-up plan in place that the majority of us are aware of for when Scruffy inevitably gets pms again.
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>>26908310
Not enough people
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>>26908310
>>26908358
Yeah, pretty much the only general on this board that would have a shot at making its own would be AiE, since that would include most of the other generals on /mlp/ anyway.
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>>26908584
/cyoa/ could probably get away with it due to the format of CYOAs. Any board would quickly start withering as they don't get a new influx of users. All the generals on the board benefit heavily from /mlp/ being the primary pony spot for chans.
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That was fun. Well not really, but at least it stopped the incest argument.

Good night /satyr/, I'll be back tomorrow.
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>>26910669
Night bro
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>niggers having the same discussion we had almost three years ago.
Christ.
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>>26910833
Not much to talk about without any new content.
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how about commute requests?
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>>26911916
Rory and Thistle cuddling.
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>>26911968
ref of rory?
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>>26911988
He's also in >>26909914
On the right
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>>26911916
Electra of your choice adds this gifts the record to her father.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EgVkHjn0yE
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>>26911916
Role reversal of one of the earliest ships. Timber trying to ask out Mumble.
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>>26911916
Big tit satyr teasing the thread. Any big tit satyr, or any random one off satyr.
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>>26911916
Sapphire and Cider kissing. Whether a soft peck, hardcore make out, or something in between is good.
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>>26911916
Could you do some Half-Pipe porn? Fucking or being fucked, I just really like Half-Pipe
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>>26912304
You need to provide him refs for less known satyrs.
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>>26912322
I believe /d/ made halfpipe
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Sleep tight satyr
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If something suddenly went wrong and satyr found their family homeless, how would satyr react and what would be their course of action?
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>>26913387

"Well, sweetie, it looks like you're going to have to become a prostitute."
>"But I'm only eight years old, daddy!"
"I know, which means we can charge extra for all the perverts."
>"But-"
"No buts, this is the way it has to be."
>"I... Okay, daddy."
"Chin up, my precious, after all, your mother's been sucking cocks for cash for years."
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>>26914189
>Tfw you headcanon rgr, where females outnumber males 8 to 1.
>Tfw female prostitutes are almost non-existent.

>"So why are we having to work? Isn't that the mares job?"
"Times are tough, everyone has to pitch in.
>"I guess, dad.
"Remember our pricing?"
>"10 bits for them to suck me, 15 to suck their clit. 25 for vaginal, condom only outside anestrus. 50 to give them anal, nags love anal. Price fetish stuff case by case."
"And?"
>"Remember I can say no to weird requests, and don't let random girls sob story you into letting them in your herd."
"Attaboy. Now get out there. Your mothers and sisters are counting on us."
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>>26914189
Is her mother Arrythmia or whatever that batpony's name was?
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Okay, So I remember a day or two ago I asked for trap requests and someone requested Garret sucking his first cock, and this may be a stupid question, but regular Garret or Garret in drag/wig/etc.?
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>Satyr does a Q&A about themselves for a project. What do people ask and what do they answer?
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Also, the person who requested Pogo in only a ribbon, again, stupid question, but did you want it lewd or non-lewd? i.e. penis out or in?
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>>26914272
Her mother is an experience whore of many years, her name is your waifu.
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>>26914189

"Sweetheart, take this and sell it to your friends, okay? Thirty bits a bag and no discounts for any boys you have a crush on."
>"I-I don't have a crush on any... Wait, what is this?"
"Meth."
>"I can't sell drugs to my friends, I'll get in big trouble!"
"No you won't, you're too cute to be a suspect."
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Well, until I get those answers, guess I'll just doodle in the meantime...
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>>26914453
>"Daddy, some older kids pushed me on the ground and stole that stuff you gave me to sell."
"They pushed you? Oh hell no, not on my watch! Here, take this."
>"What is it?"
"A gun. Go use it to shoot those guys and take back my product."
>"What? Daddy, I really, really don't think I'm allowed to kill people! I'm pretty sure that's illegal.
"Nonsense. I'm the one who decides if you've been naughty or nice, not the police."
>"Well... if you say so."

>>26914746
I love it, but something seems a little off about the final picture and I can't quite put my finger on it. I think maybe she looks a little too much like some interpretations of Laika that I've seen. Or maybe it isn't that. I can't tell.

What ages do you assign to each picture and at what age does she stop being an adorable daddy's girl and start to resent her father for his over protectiveness? Please tell me never.
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>>26914928
>at what age does she stop being an adorable daddy's girl and go full electra?

Fixed that for you, my friend.
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>>26914928
>Please tell me never.

>Tfw you're Yuzu's loving father.
>Tfw she's the most precious thing in the world to you.
>Tfw you raised her single-handedly since she was a baby because her mother was out of the picture.
>Tfw you watched her grow and learn with pride, though part of you wanted her to be your sweet little girl forever.
>Tfw you one day see her about town with a boy.
>Tfw you see him touching her fluffy ears.
>Tfw she doesn't stop him.
>Tfw she giggles playfully.
>Tfw only you used to be allowed to do that.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Wi-emHVUYM
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>>26914997
Why would you write something like this?
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>>26914997
No, stop.

>Tfw you one day see her about town with a boy.
Requesting a pic of Anon beating the shit out of this bastard that dares threaten bestbat's purity.
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>>26915035
>Yuzu had rarely seen her dad so much as raise his voice before.
>Suddenly going full rage. For her.
>Moist bats
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>>26915053
Nobody touches best daughteru - Exodus 23:19
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>>26915094
We need a satyr version of this.
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>>26915094
>Exodus 23:19
"Do not cook a young goat in its mother’s milk."
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>>26915147
Her honour remains intact, right? Tell me we're not too late.
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>>26915152
So I can't drain chimera waifu's goat udder over chimera daughteru's young body, then fuck the five of them?
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>>26915171
Its says "don't cook" not "don't cock".
Fucking your abomination daughter is therefore probably okay in the eyes of The Lord.
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>>26915147
That was fast. Thanks.
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>>26915053
>Moist bats
If I were to gather a bucket full of bats and liberally spray them with a garden hose, would you find it erotic?
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>>26915194
Maybe. I'm into some pretty weird stuff.
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>>26915194
>>26915203
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>>26915253
This is nice.
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>>26915194
You mean you wouldn't?
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We could use art of a satyr peeking through a door or something asking something "Is it over?"
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>>26915528
I was just about to go to bed.
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>>26915177
Yahweh frequently said it was okay to go all the way with incest.

>>26915675
Those two are qt13s. I'm always glad when they get some love.
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>>26915675
Jesus, that was fast.

Sleep tight, you glorious bastard.
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>>26915675
G'night DJ.

May Scruffy never assfuck us again.
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>>26914385
Trappy Garret, please
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>>26915253
Satyrs bathing is so cute.
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>>26915094
0. I am the daughteru thy child
1. Thou shalt love no other before me.
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any false waifus
3. Thou shalt not take the name of the daughteru thy child in anger.
4. Remember the birth day, to keep her happy
5. Honour thy Anon and thy waifu
6. Thou shalt not shitpost
7. Thou shalt not steal waifus
8. Thou shalt commit no art theft
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy waifu
10. Thous shalt not covet thy neighbor's daughteru

Thou shalt heed these words, Thou shalt love thy blood and child.
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>>26915035
>Being this over protective
This is why she's going to leave you young and not speak with you for a few years. Then, when she finally does, she's not the same girl that left... And possibly has a baby, living with the dad, and if you try that shit again will go another few years of not talking with your daughteru.
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>>26916258
>6. Thou shalt not shitpost
Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.
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>>26915147
Oh, hey, look at that. Pinkie's husband is getting a cell mate.

>>26915158
>Honor
You mean your flawed logic that beating up a BOY(not pedophile or confirmed asshole) she likes somehow is the right thing to do? Then yeah, sure.
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>>26916290
You mean like in Roseanne?... Fuck, I'm old.
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>>26916306
He had it coming, it was the will of God and Anon was the agent of his righteous fury.
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>>26916316
>"So, that's what you told him?"
"Mhmm."
>"... You know she's just gonna see him now that you're in here, right?"
"She wouldn't! She-"
>"Trust me, I know... If you're lucky, they won't fuck while you're here."
"GUARDS! GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! YOU FUCKING PIGS!"
>"And here comes the mace... "

"..."
>"Stings, don't it?"
"..."
>"Yeah, good times."
"..."
>"Hey, who knows? Maybe that boy isn't like the pink and yellow piece of shit my girl's dating."
"[Sniff]..."
>"Aww, c'mon. Don't cry. I won't even rape you tonight."
"Like you could..."
>"Pffft, look at me. I COULD. I mean, I won't, but I could."
"My poor baby..."
>"Aww, don't wanna talk about possible prison rape?"
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>>26915147
A little surprised no one's asking who the boy is.
looks like Jay or Hotshot desu
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>>26916358
Not really. Ear and nose piercings... Actually, couod be Jay. Orrr a random human boy. Steel Cage?
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>>26916403
Yeah, the piercings really shout Jay but there are a few pieces that have Hotshot with minor piercings, but the shortness of the hair runs counter to Jay's (and really most other boy's) usual shaggy look but might fit Hotshot nicely.

Random boy does seem pretty likely tho if neither of them fit.
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I wonder if Pyrefly is going to run Curwhibbles tonight.
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>>26916297
Child, the road to forgiveness and salvation is long and treacherous. You must journey to the land of the equine and find a waifu. Court her, nurture her, so that the seed of man may take root.

Do not be swayed by the lecherous thestrals, do not be taken by the bloodlust of the griffons.

Now go, my son. Go now on this holy mission, so that you may find forgiveness.
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>>26916553
I did run into him on the /trash/ thread about the scrappening. He picked a hell of a day to come back.
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>>26916575
>Scrappening
I like it, good name.
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>ponies get high on salt
>humans sweat salt
>all satyrs are drunk by default
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auto-brewery_syndrome
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>>26916600
I want to claim that I came up with it, but I can't.

So send your praises to Anon, which I guess includes me.

So thanks.
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>>26916348
Are you the same guy that's really, really against the idea that maybe Dawn's dad isn't a huge fan of minotaurs?
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>>26916720
No, I'm the guy whose against Anon's being so self righteous in "protecting their daughters honoru" that they think physical violence is not only okay, but justifiable. So basically I'm against hicks. Fucking hicks.
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>>26916752
Yes, Violence is not the solution.
You must prove to her that your D is bigger and better than his, so that she will never want to have sex with anyone else ever again.
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>>26916752
And what if you know that the guy your daughter is hanging out with is a self-righteous dick who only says what the ladies wants to hear so he can score?
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>>26916808
Okay do you "know" or do you have evidence? You know; previous girls, recordings, pictures, etc., because if you only "know", then find something solid to prove it, you speculatory dumb ass. If you have evidence, show her. Save her from being used by a pizza shit. HOWEVER, if you "know" and can find literally 0 evidence that he IS a scumbag (not just looks like one), then trust that your daughteru knows what she's doing. Not all people who look douchey are. Sometimes judging a book by its cover works, most times it does not.
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>>26916787
>You fail, MISERABLY
>The other guy has not only bested you; he's taken your daughter and waifu
>As he walks off, a hand wrapped around each prize, he looks back to you
>With his strong, erect, thick dick freely swinging; he grins
>"There's a new king of this pride now."
>Shamefully, a singke tear rolls down your eye
>You tried to go primal in a land that is FAR closer to nature than Earth
>And you lost
>You deserve this
You only thought of a scenario where you won. Don't worry, I'm glad to remind you that you're not hot shit.
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>>26917241
boy I can't wait for the cuck patrol to roll in.
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>>26917254
Is that a patrol that shames cuckolds or a patrol that enjoys it and mocks the cuckoldee?
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>>26917285
Neither. They're the ones that flip the fuck out anytime anything that can be remotely linked to cuckolding is brought up.
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>>26917195
Parents/friends whose daughters dated him in the past told you, and you've seen how different he acts when he's not with your daughter and thinks you're not nearby.
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>>26917298
Oh. Wouldn't anti-cuck patrol be a better name then?
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>>26917311
She'll see through him eventually and come back if he's such a douchebag.
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>>26917311
Oh, easy. Witnesses and past "conquests". All the evidence you need.
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>>26917312
Not really since they browbeat anyone with inclinations of drawing, writing, or even talking about 'cheating' into silence.
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>>26917324
>She saw through him too late
>He dumped her a few days after they shared a special (to her) night together
>>26917352
>They live in completely different towns far, far away
>Getting them all to come to your place, or travelling to them with your daughter, would cost quite a bit
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>>26917461
>>He dumped her a few days after they shared a special (to her) night together
>implying she was a virgin
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maybe you should have raised your daughteru smarter.
besides, kids have to make mistakes.
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>>26917475
I never claimed she was. She lost that to you.
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>>26917519
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>>26917519
See >>26917241 . She belongs to him now.
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>>26917525
Only until she realizes he's a major douchebag and ditches him.
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>>26917398
Good. Cucks have a shit tier fetish.
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>>26916348
Yuzu's dad could totally kick Mumble's dad's ass.

>I am the one who rapes.
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>>26916348
So, Mumble's dad rapes her and she's not-so-secretly into it?
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>>26917560
You wish. You turned into a cump dump, all too well. Now she calls him daddy.
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>>26917628
No, Mumble's dad rapes Yuzu's dad. It's prison, bitch. Rape or be raped. Meanwhile, Mumble's riding Timber's dick
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>>26917757
This is why you actually fucking listen to your daughters. If you don't, they throw their vaginas around on guys just to piss you off
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>>26916691
>All satyrs are drunk by default.
Well, that is part of their mythos.
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>>26917802
Holy shit, it actually is.
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The fuck did I just come back to?
Refugees pls go.
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So how're satyr crotch supposed to look like?
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>>26906886

Well since Starlight was still hung up over Sunburst, that could potentially null Eden out of existence. Though Sunburst seem to be less obsessed over Starlight than the other way around.

Personally I'd like to see some S5 Satyrs more than anything the story I've tried to work on involves two satyrs from Our Town. But that's just me.

>>26907416

I've came up with the concept of two Caribou Satyrs based off Macho Man Randy Savage and Hulk Hogan I named them Dunder and Blixen. I know Faust wanted Viking Caribou in the show so I just kinda went with it.

Plus a sheep Satyr named George Welish, of course and a female Yak Satyr that I didn't have a name for.

But some of those might fall into the "Too OC," category.
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>>26918157
My guess, like pony crotches until that magic genital appearing whatever happens.
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>>26918188
Oh, you mean like ALL of the satyrs ever should be? Since they don't go woth canon? C'mon, when has canon ever affected us?
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>>26918157
Imagine a horse standing on its back legs, minus dong or crotch tits.
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>>26918203
Well, I guess male satyrs would have dong. But not crotch tits.
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>>26918157
That depends. Equine satyrs, changeling satyrs, sphinxes, drakes, or miscellaneous abominations crotches?
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>>26918197

I at least like to attempt to work within the show yet I'm sitting here with the mindset of "I take what I want to as canon from post S3E13.

I'm just asking would a completely new race be too out there in terms of the thread if we tried to make it work within the show?
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>>26918274
Ehh, so long as the parent's intelligence is left ambiguous. We have a timberwolf satyr after all
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>>26918188
Yuzu is based off of an unnamed bat pony and we have a bunch of OC satyrs either from unnamed and assumed characters or ponies from the thread (Steel Cage, Murmur, Sweet Dreams, Solitaire, Driftwood, Thickette, D.D., maybe Laika). Though personally, I'm not all that hot about the selection of possible satyrs you just mentioned (...well...maybe that Yak satyr).
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>>26918250
I... I don't know, I just got here because the OP pic was hot and I kind if have a thing for satyrs since radian historia

Great jrpg with satyrs
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>>26918322

Someone mentioned a sheep Satyr long ago (I don't recall what lead to the conversation), and this video came to my head:

http://youtu.be/ArNz8U7tgU4

Hence the name George. Then I replaced the Yeti with a Yak Satyr who didn't know her own strength.

Plus I got concepts for like a dozen Satyrs that really have nothing beyond a name, a basic look, and a general idea. I promise one day I'll stop being such a shit and actually write
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>>26918203
>Minus crotch tits
But I like satyrs having all their parts.
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>>26918410
Go ahead and draw it then. I imagine it'll look pretty darn funny though.

Anyway, found a good example in one of my satyr folders.
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>>26918328
Aht is the character that made me realize I had a thing for satyr lolis.

Damn, I still haven't gotten the 100% complete ending yet. The side quests are killing me.

But yeah, RH is one of the best games I've played. It may be the absolute best game I've played.
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>>26918438
my man

Yep it is one hidden jewel. If only it had more satyrs, and the main character was more interesting
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>>26918328
>I just got here because the OP pic was hot
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>>26918620
>>26918729
>>26918795
Precisely
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Does anyone care about satyrs adventuring or taking a more fantasy approach with Equestria? I feel like between the slice of life parent-daughteru feels and the straight laced shipping fetish smut, fantasy and action stuff isn't represented as much.
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>>26919239
Ehh, just don't go full autist and I think people would read it.
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>>26919239
I've come to the conclusion that this thread is full of homebodies.
Gorgeous fantasy world awaits, and exploring it (with your kids) is something only a few people have bothered to do.
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>>26919239
I'd love some adventuring.
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>>26919239
I'll be honest, I'd read pretty much anything if it had satyrs in it. If it had satyrs that I'm not all that keen on in it, I'd still at the very least skim over it to get the general gist of it.
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>>26919345
Well to be fair, that's not really all that surprising. I personally have a full time job, and when I get time off all I want to do is sit in front of my computer and talk to weird strangers on the Internet. I hate when my family or small group of friendly acquaintances invites me out to do social stuff and it genuinely feels like a chore to me.

No reason to believe I'd act different if surrounded by miniature pastel horses, unless for the sake of the daughteru. She and I would feed those ducks so god damn hard.
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>>26919440
Requesting an image of Anon and daughteru aggressively feeding ducks.
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>>26918520
Damn, I don't think I ever ran into another RH fan. I wish it wasn't this obscure.

Yeah, yeah. Stocke really is kinda bland. His backstory is pretty interesting though. Still, everyone else was pretty memorable. And the locations. And the music.

Man, the music... Oh man, every track is amazing. Except for the Lazvil Hills theme. I think it was the game designer telling you to hurry up and GTFO.

I find it funny that the area the Satyrs live in is called Celestia. I'm pretty sure it wasn't intentional because RH and FiM came out in 2010 and /satyr/ didn't exist till much later.
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>>26919531
/r/ Anon and daughteru aggressively feeding ducks CIA-style.
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>>26919239
Just do it
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>>26919575
Gumdrop would fit the bill. Secret agent and all that. Probably with Lyra shaking her head in the background
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>>26906139
Why is that qt kill?
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>>26919624
She is Hope. Lyra's daughter; the first Satyr to live. The first satyr to die.
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>>26919624
Severe case of shitposting and butthurt over mundane topics that are beat to the death.
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>>26919531

>You watch with pride as your daughter hurls an entire slice of bread directly at the duck that had been minding its own business as it lazily paddled around in the small pond, smacking it squarely in the side of the head and causing it to fly off in a panic.
"Great shot, sweetie, you totally fucked that ducks's shit up!"
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>>26919719

And then Alex and her dad were banned from the public park for the rest of their lives.
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>>26915152
Close enough, right?
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I work overnight tonight and I'll have time to draw. Feel free to drop a request and I'll pick any that strike my fancy (just because Yuzu is in your request, it doesn't mean I'm guaranteed to draw it).
I will try my best to post any I complete at work, but, as stated before, I only have my phone and a shitty signal there, so it's up to you guys if you want me to post them via phone, or just wait until I come home tomorrow morning.
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>>26921608
Can you give Night Light a daughter so the entire Sparkle bloodline can finally be fully consumed by glorious human DNA?
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>>26921608
Re-requesting Trappy Garnet bj and requesting a young Timber sleeping with his head on his dad's lap.
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Did I miss anything? At all?
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>>26921768
The glorious rise of cocksocking.
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>>26921768
The Scrappening
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>>26921787
>rise
So nothing at all?

>>26921789
Yeah, I haven't been on the board in a few days and that was my first time seeing a sticky
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>>26921842
Aw shit man, all the neckbeards had one simultaneous heart attack. ALL the generals began to go poof. /satyr/ was one of them. Princess Applejack was also booted but the new thread was spared for some reason and it still exists.

I'll admit, it was a pretty scary moment.
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>>26921880
Did you just call yourselfa neckbeard? Cause that's not something to be proud of.
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>>26921880
That's pretty shitty
I remember the draw thread disappeared too, which is when I decided to stay on trash
>trash
I know, but I don't do anything on 4chan anymore. Just observe.
Unrelated, which satyrs would enjoy this tune?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vqyzUCeLgw
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>>26921932
Trash isn't bad
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>>26921908
I have nothing left in my life other than the badge of neckbeard.

Nah, but really. I did get a little worried because I actually did like the /satyr/ community and the Scrappening happened suddenly.

I'm glad it's over though.
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>>26921608
>>26921608
Family Cuddle puddle. Preferably the sparkle or Apple family.
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>>26922012
>Family Cuddle Puddle
>Spike, Fem, and Thistle are there instead of Glimmer and Twilight
>The Apple family is just a large series of dots, until zoomed in on
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>>26921608

Glimmer doing pic related
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I was in a drawpile with some friends and one of them requested a small Pogo... so, here
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>Cherry Popper sips her shake
>Lil Mac spies
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>>26923222
That is a small Pogo

>>26923255
>C.P. Looks to be a woman
>Lil Mac looks to be a boy
/ss/?
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>>26923222
Nice get, nice pic

>>26923255
Holy FUCK! That cleavage! I think I like Cherry Popper now
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>>26921608
This please. >>26919531 >>26919575 >>26919719
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>>26921787
Did you make Venus look like Tomoko on purpose.
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>>26923255
We need more Cherry Popper art and stories. I can only bring to mind that single greentext with her that had her working as a prostitute at her parents brothel. It was pretty hot, fampai.
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>>26924698
Ask /d/non.
I kinda see it, though.
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>>26924705
Why would Cherry Jubilee own a brothel when they have a successful business in the cherry industry? And why would they even allow their daughter to go into prostitution?
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>>26924711
Oh shit, for some reason I could have sworn I saw DJ in the name field of your post. I should probably go to be if I'm starting to see things.
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>>26924772
Because money.

http://pastebin.com/TdgTsAhf
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>>26924814
>Praise the sun
Stopped reading there.
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>>26924814
unf
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As it would happen, work is busy. I won't get to draw today, but hopefully tomorrow will be more lax.
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Why Hasn't anyone mentioned that Pyrefly has started his quest??
>> 26924211
Did he forget to tell us again?
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>>26925116
Whoops.
>>26924211
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>>26925116
>>26925126
That's funny, I was just stepping over to see if anyone had. He only alerted the cyoa side for some reason.
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>>26925126
Ow shit nigga.

Here we go.
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>>26911968
I like these two
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>>26912092
we talked about talking about heart flurry s name but we never actually talked about it.
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>>26912127
I wasn't really around for this ship.
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>>26926296
unf
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>>26912143
>teasing
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>>26912182
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>>26926471
>That kinda bulge
U-Udders? Unf~
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>>26912304
https://imgur.com/a/4juLY
>>26926485
you know it !
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>>26926515
Half-Pipe's been a bad girl. I like it.
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>>26926515
I remember her first pic, where you gave her big dick sucking lips. http://m.imgur.com/a/ZMMXC Every time she isn't gargling cock, sucking dick, or giving head is a missed opportunity.
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>>26926551
>Girl
To be clear, is she a futa or something. 100% sure I saw a dick.
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>>26926291
Kawaii desu

>>26926296
... How old was her mom when babby was made?

>>26926300
You really got Mumble's look down. For some reason, timber remind me of Wheelie.

>>26926471
that isn't the good kind of teasing, it's the bad kind! Tge kind where there is no sexual

>>26926515
Fuuuuck. Does HP got the booty?
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>>26926597
She is indeed a chick with a dick.
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>>26926515
Is her dick touching her boob?
>You can make her tit-fuck herself as you ass fuck her
Ohhhh fuck... And udders?! /d/, bless you.
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>>26926601
>booty
wellll
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>>26926677
Hot damn! She dooooo!
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>>26926478
Cider looks shocked/uncomfortable. First lesbian kiss, or did Sapphire just force her into it?
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>>26921608
Satyrs fighting against Scruffy.
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Is the new guy doing anything with the dropbox?
I don't see any of the new art from the past few threads
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>>26927004
Been conputer less. Waitibg for my machine to come home, then going to pick up my slack
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>>26926296
That Cotton Candy? Noice.
I'm liking that little sock more every time I see her.

>>26926601
>... How old was her mom when babby was made?
How old do you think Flurry was when she first became biologically able to have a babby?
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>>26927171
>Implying she immediatelly went for dick
Being the child of a Princess-... Of love... And filled with hormones... Sarcasm withdrawn. 17-18, if Ponies age the same as humans like the show kind of implies
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>>26927171
>>26927221
Don't forget that she was born as an alicorn, and who knows when they become mature?
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>>26927279
140, but she's legal at 180.
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>>26927221
>if Ponies age the same as humans
So 12 or 13? If Cotton Candy is her daddy's cocksock, her mother probably is too.
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>Cotton Candy Ass
This works on several levels
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>>26923255
>Sterling walks up to C. P.
>"Hey baby; are you a piece of feldspar? Because you have perfect cleavage.
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An artist here should add a satyr to this pic.
>>26928045
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>>26928053
>She is confused, thinks he insulted her
>Proceeds to punch him in the face
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>>26926966
What can satyrs do against such reckless faggotry?
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I request Pogo trying to teach Reuben to be more fun.
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>>26929715
Fuuuck. Sapphire looks fiiiine
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>>26928954
The same thing they did last time.

Die.
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>tfw this general was born from a two line green writefag bait
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>>26930088
Dubs confirm slut-satyr to have a rack.
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>>26926677
IwtciHP... IwtciHP so bad
(Also, nibe dubba dubs)

>>26930088
Also nice dubba dubs
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>>26930360
Holy shit I found it.

https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/10610372/
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what are sayers even does anyone actually know
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>>26931009
Sayers sometimes nay
Nobody likes a naysayer
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>>26930360
I thought it was born from a pic by msob
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>>26930360
What do you guys think of non-equine satyrs, honestly? Do you regret that they were made or do you think they were a nice addition?
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>>26931082
I think it's retarded to say "ponies fan, but others can't", simply 'because'. I do like some non-pony satyrs and are neutral with the rest.
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>>26931112
>Fan
*Can
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>>26931082
I like them. There's no reason Anon shouldn't be a bard and seed sling into every available womb.
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>>26931082
I like a few like Thistle, Petunia, Yuzu, Laika, and Alex. Some I don't care about, an there's some I think are just atrocious.
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>>26931082

I'm not going to lie I literally can't remember any of their names and am lost when stories include them
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/d/, if you're around, more halp pipe porn plox
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Okay, going into work again tonight. Hopefully it won't be as busy as it was last night. I'll look at the requests you guys posted then and feel free to request more. Like I said, I'll pick the ones that I are appealing and try to get at least a sketch of them done at work.
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>>26932485

Serious Pogo in a business suit
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>>26932485
>>26929901

Or Pogo and Pebble. Either or.
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>>26932485
Snapshot being consensually date-raped
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>>26932699
>daterape
>consensual
Never change, satyr. You obviously have your heads screwed on right.
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>>26932712
The little slut has been asking for it. Literally, he went around asking his friends to fuck his girly ass as he slept. This isn't a situation of "male gaze", this is literally asking for sex
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>>26932744
Then it's not daterape, is it?
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>>26932770
IT'S ROLEPLAY, OKAY?! That's what gets him off!
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>>26932785
That doesn't make you right. Keep your spergy spaghetti to yourself.
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>>26932816
>Right
Who the fuck is arguing about right? I thought you guys were just talking sex.
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>>26932485
Venus continues to be competitive with Cotton Candy, who continues to either not notice, or not care.
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>>26933104
So did Anon have sex with a Cadance that's in her late fourties and band Flurry in her late teens? That's the only way I can rationalize C.C and Venus being near the same age.
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>>26933284
Time distortion.
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>>26933284
Late thirties and early teens.
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>>26933354
my mom was 14 when knocked up, so I guess at least the sentient horse equivalent.
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>>26933408
Heya. /d/non. Hope your days been good.

Pretty much as soon as Flurry was capable of getting pregnant. Whether that's human 12 or a horsey 2.

Curious, by the way.
Why do you always draw Venus as being angry with Cotton Candy?
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>>26933284
I go with Venus and Flurry Heart being the same age. They absolutely loath eachother.
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>>26933509
I think I gave myself a fever, but otherwise I'm doing good !!
I feel similarly to my cousin, tho it's not quite the same for several reasons. my cousin is four years younger than me, but it's the closest we have to each other's age? tho I don't know much about her, but dagger was less talked about, so it seemed like he was less of a threat of Venus' cute levels within the family. personal head canon.
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>>26933663
I only made one story about her so far, but I'm tempted to make mord now with all these Cadance x Shining satyrs.
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>>26933663
Seems about right. Venus was a bit spoiled, so she's always a bit resentful of whoever the youngest kid is for stealing all the attention.
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>>26934003
That's not a Sparkle family tree because it's not showing any of the Sparkle family as being part of a family. It's an Anon family tree and he's marrying 6 unrelated ponies and then other Anons are marrying his daughters.
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>>26934003
>Actually putting effort into this
I usually ignore the shit incestfags get... but that is actually autistic

>>26934088
And inaccurate. Double whammy of bad
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>>26934088
>>26934120
Yeah, because most of the lineage tree disappears to make room for displaying other parts of itself. Especially if you try to have a single guy fathering a lot of kids with multiple partners, and doubly so if he does this at different generations.
Actually inserting incest into an accurate one wouldn't even be worth attempting.
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>>26934142
>Most of the Sparkle family tree disappears to make room for Anon
Which is why it's not the Sparkle family tree. Nor is it showing a single guy at multiple generations. 7 different anons exist according to that tree.
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>>26934120
I usually don't mind as long as they're not being stupid about it. Which is my stance on a lot of things. If you make a thing make it remotely accurate to what you say it is.
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Here's something from ages ago I was told to repost.

>"Get out! You can't be here!"
>These words kept ringing in your ears as you ran home, tears streaming down your face.
>As you barged through the front door, you barely caught a glimpse of your parents snapping their heads up to look at you before pounding up the stairs and into your bedroom.
>You threw yourself onto your bed and smothered your face into the pillow.
>Tears flowed like rivers as your muffled sobs filled the room.
>You weren't sure how much time had passed, but you felt a weight on your shoulders, and you turned your head to look at your father sitting on the edge of the bed.
>Anon was smiling at you as he rubbed your back comfortingly.
>"Shh, shh. Come on, now. What's wrong, Hope?"
>You choked back a sob and your voice croaked
"I w-*hic* went to Sugarcube C-Corner to *sniff* get a cupcake and... a-and..."
>You pouted a few times.
"Mrs. Cake told me I w-wasn't allowed there anymore!"
>Dad brought a hand to your face and wiped your tears away with his thumb.
>He smiled warmly at you.
>"Oh, I'm sure she didn't mean that at all."
>You adjusted your position to sit on the bed next to your father as he continued, nodding his head toward the door a few times.
>"Your mother and I were just about to head over there for something. Why don't you come along and we'll sort things out, hmm?"
>You looked up at Anon.
>His expression was tender and caring; his smile was warm and his eyes twinkled with sincerity.
>You really couldn't have asked for a better family.

(1/3)
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>>26934353
>Sniffing the last vestiges of sorrow away, you meekly nodded and inclined your head to look at the floor.
>Anon ruffled your hair playfully before standing up.
>"Come on. Go get washed up quick and we'll go."
>Anon left the room, leaving you sitting on the edge of your bed.
>After a few moments, you got up and went to wash your face in the bathroom sink.
>Soon, you and your parents were walking down the street and arrived at Sugarcube Corner in short time.
>Lyra turned to nuzzle your cheek.
>"Stay here for a moment, dear. We'll call you in once we've talked to the Cakes."
>You hugged Lyra and mm-hmm'd your acknowledgement, then stood against the wall as she and Anon walked inside.
>About ten minutes later, she poked her head out the door and beckoned you inside.
>You weren't prepared for what happened after crossing the threshold.
>"SURPRISE!"
>The raucous announcement stopped you dead in your tracks.
>Noisemakers and cheering filled the room as ponies popped up from behind each table.
>Stuttering and failing to get out all sorts of whys and whats, your head turned to take in everything.
>Cakes and pies and all manner of sweets adorned each table.
>Streamers and balloons were hung everywhere, and a blast of confetti filled the air.
>Colored bits of paper rained down onto the floor along with a cotton candied pink pony.
>"Happy birthday, birthday girl!"
>Pinkie Pie blew on a noisemaker.

(2/3)
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>>26934359
>"I heard your mommy and daddy in here talking about your birthday coming up so I decided to throw one of my patented perfectly pinktastic Pinkie Pie parties because it's not every day that you turn ten years old and that deserves a super fun celebration!"
>Anon and Lyra approached as Pinkie bounced happily away to entertain another group of guests.
>Anon kneeled down and both drew you into a hug.
>"Happy birthday, Hope."
>They beamed in unison.
>"We love you so much."
>The shock of the surprise had all but disappeared, and you eagerly returned their embrace.
>Through an ear-splitting smile, you giggled.
"I love you, too, mommy and daddy!"
>As the three of you broke the hug, Mrs. Cake trotted up to your little group and stopped in front of you.
>"Hope, dearie, I'm so sorry about what happened earlier! I tend to get a little frazzled when we're setting up a Pinkie party — so much baking and decorating! — and I just didn't want the surprise to be ruined for you. Can I ever make it up to you?"
>You didn't even need to ponder the situation as you stepped forward and wrapped your arms around the mare's neck.
"Don't worry, Mrs. Cake. I forgive you."
>She patted you on the back.
>"Happy birthday, Hope."
>She wore a smile when you pulled away, and suddenly gasped.
>"Oh dear, I still need to put the finishing touches on the birthday cake!"
>As she excused herself and rushed through the saloon doors into the kitchen, Lyra gave you a nudge forward.
>"Go on, Hope. I bet your friends would like to spend some time with the birthday girl."

(3/3)
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>>26932485
Anon making Snapshot squeal like a pig.
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>>26922559
Hope this is okay
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>>26934547
Ara ara, she wants dragon pussy/man dick
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Anyone know where I can find the rest of this? https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/14126181/#14129366
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>>26934547
o-oh man
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>>26932598
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>>26934377
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>>26935343

I want to dress Snapshot up in a frilly, lacy negligée and have him sit on my knee while I call him princess and sniff his coconut scented hair. No homo.
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>>26935343
>Anon cums in Snapshot's mouth then tickles him before he swallows
>cum bubbles out of Snapshot's nose
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>>26935437
>me
>home
>booze
>in the mood to draw
Let's see how long this lasts...
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>>26936116
It's really early for that, ain't it?
Requesting Cherry Popper getting breast advice from Petunia
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>>26936116
Can you draw Emery giving Amara a nice head scratching?
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>>26935343
Wring squealing
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>>26936116
draw some cute of satyrs you haven't touched yet
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>>26936116
Feel like doing some nsfw?
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>>26936116
/r/ing Mistake giving a blowjob with that sexy ass long tongue of hers
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>>26936122
I just got off a 9 hour shift and I'm off until 3pm EST tomorrow.

>>26933104
Wait, Cotton Candy is the satyr child of what pony?

>>26936133
>Amara
Who? Remember, visual aids/reference pics are always appreciated.

>>26936150
Actually, yes.

>>26936156
Already did that, brah
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/1/9/1062621__oc_explicit_nudity_monochrome_penis_human_sex_tongue+out_bedroom+eyes_oral.jpg
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>>26936167
Ballin. Can you do the OTHER version of >>26934377
>>26935343
With the implied butt fucking?
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>>26936167
Apparently Anon did the diddly with Flurry Heart and out popped Cotton.
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>>26936167
Prism dressed in some slutty lingerie
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>>26936167
Re-requesting both of these >>26921689
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>>26936167
It's a character from Curwhibbles, there's not ever been an image of her. Her introductory description is
>After the door bursts open, you're faced with a rather shocked female zebra. Tall, with wavy black and white hair.
She generally looks haggard. Can't recall any mentions of any specific zebra stripe patterns. Her eyes are scarlet.

And of course pick related is Emery.
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>>26936167
Can you do Shortcake or Candy flashing their big American tiddies?
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>>26936217
Amara?
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>>26936217
Forgot to clarify, Amara's a normal zebra, not a satyr.

>>26936237
Yeah.
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>>26936181
http://i.imgur.com/RePkvXs.jpg
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>>26936342
Oh shit.

Has Snapshot ever done the fucking, rather than getting fucked?
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>>26936342
DJ, I love you
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>>26936200
http://i.imgur.com/qhQp4PA.jpg
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>>26936353
His mum.
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>>26936422
If we're doing Deliverance quotes, I think I have one for this.
"You're gonna do some prayin for me."
Garret makes a fine lady boy. Think you could do a couple more?
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>>26936145
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Quick break. I need to put on some laundry.
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>>26936505
Aww, Groot's a hungry feral little girl, isn't she? Isn't sheee?
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>>26936167
Can you or any artist seeing this draw more satyrs bathing? They just look so darn cute when they're taking a bath or sexy depending on how you draw them.
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>>26936674
We want cute kids, sexy adults. Try not to mix those two up, else the law will get on you like stink on a pig
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>>26936862
>Not wanting glorious satyr loli
Pleb.
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>>26934547

>Glimmer is a closet pervert because she is haplessly single

That's what I have always subscribed too personally.
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>>26936862
I never mentioned an age. I might've meant adult satyrs taking a cute bath, you'll never know. You can't arrest me for that!
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>>26936471
I might've made his horsecock too big/long...IDK, I'm not an expert in horsecock.
http://i.imgur.com/Af1VnIA.jpg
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>>26936674
Testing...
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>>26936941
That is sexy!
>I'm not an expert in horsecock.
So why not hybrid cocks like those you've drawn before?


>>26936991
I don't know if I would quietly walk away or stand still and watch for a while if I walked in on her.
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>>26936941
I could give you some tutorial pics if you want.
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>>26937101
I would be interested in this.
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>>26936941
A trap with a normal dong? Eh, I can still fap to it. And I will!

>>26936991
This seems dangerously close to scruffy territory. Hope the thread doesn't get any flak
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>>26936167
Melody dressed up as Matt murdock
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>>26936897
>satyr loli

>>26937101
Hmmm...I guess it would be helpful

>>26937230
/d/non! You magnificent bastard, are you drawing, too?
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>>26934364
Are you going to upload this into the Searchable Archive?
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>>26937348
People should really start uploading their stories there.
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>>26937260
Well, I tried...
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>>26937266
>Loli
More, plz, thank you
Also, her mon is known for having a lot of junk in the trunk. Think you can make that an inherited trait?
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>>26937402
I thought I did...for a loli, those are rather large hips
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>>26937371
>That filename
What if she's the opposite of Daredevil?
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>>26936674
this started as cotton but it kinda faded.
>>26937266
I'm around before work ye
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>>26936167
Cotton Candy is Flurry Heart's satyr.

>>26936897
>>26936991
>>26937063
>>26937248
>>26937266
>>26937402
>>26937410
>>26937478
>Loli satyrs.
Today is starting off good.
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Continuing with superheroes...

>>26937478
Well, feel free to take any requests thrown at me that I may have overlooked. I'm not the kind of guy that would get pissy about that kind of stuff.
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This is a productive art romp.
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>>26937516
>Yuzu is batgirl
>Melody is Daredevil
Who would win in a deathbattle?
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>>26937410
Oh. Big teen bubble butt Murmur then?
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>>26937478
You taking requests at the moment, /d/?
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>>26937516
What about Supervillains? Ivy as poison Ivy? Anyone but Arkham... That hoody felt so out of place
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>>26937230
>>26937266
With or without actual horsecock references?
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It's kinda hard to tell which satyr is which when their hair is wet...
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>>26937729
Cute, then sexual... I sense something. I sense the cops.
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>>26937729
Without color, yeah. Monochrome makes it very hard to distinguish
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>>26937729
I guess when socking comes into play, there's no such thing as being too old to bathe with daddy.
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>>26937729

Another reason why horns on Satyrs might help
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>>26937749
Are an Anon from one of the European countries? I know we have a few of them here.
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>>26937729
Thats just cause its in black in white, color would set them apart.
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>>26937757
>>26937784
I'm drunk enough to keep drawing, not drunk enough to color
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>>26937812
Are you drunk enough to draw Snapshot getting butt fucked at that St. Pattys party?
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>>26937812
Can we see a Petunia pic of her bathing in a lake or pond? Maybe get in some udder and breast shots? Also, god Snapshot is such a cutie
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>>26937812
Drunk enough to draw a male satyr dressed as a bunny?
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>>26937812
Asha dresses as the antiquarian.
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>>26937851
Which satyr would dress up as the easter bunny to set up the egg hunt for all the other foals?
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>>26937886
Cider if it's a girl. She has Applejack's motherly disposition.
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>>26937851
>>26937922
>Male
There was a pic of Timber as a Playboy bunny, and he might be brotherly enough to do it for his little sisters. (Plus his mom actually owned a rabbit). Pogo is DEFINITELY brotherly/friendly enough to do it, but it would seem cliche to have him be every holiday character. (He's been santa and a leprechaun if I remember right)
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http://imgur.com/a/Gy4Wb
Horsecock tutorial album.
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>>26937886
Emma, she compulsively hides her unfertilized eggs
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>>26937839
>udders
That's...not really my cup o' tea

>>26937851
>pic

>>26937879
THat looks like a loooooot of detail for a drunken idiot to try and draw accurately. Maybe when I'm sober...maybe...
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>>26937959
I think satyrs would give birth like any other mammal.
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Drunken COnfession time
I'm not even gay, but I fapped to Snapshot once...
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>>26937945
Giggity. I still stand by a hybrid satyr dick though. Still, mixing this stuff into it... Satyr dick just got a lot more fun.
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>>26938001

>once

Try multiple times with 3D traps every so often
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>>26938001
Doesn't make you gay though. But I can attest to masturbating to Snapshot a lot, even though I'm not all that fond of the portrayal of him.
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>>26937945
bookmarked for future reference
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>>26938001
Only once? Also, you're not gay for wantig to fuck something. You're gay for wanting to get fucked, to suck cock, to unironically hardcore make out with a man. Everyone here wants to fuck alien horses. The wanting TO fuck still means their straight... Just also xenophiles. So long as you weren't fantasizing about licking his tip or riding his cock, you're still straight. Plus, you did make him look like a girl... If he was a bear though? Might be a little gay.
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>>26938001
Oh are we doing this? Wish I could get drunk and join you on this but I got work for the next 5 days, how about we do this on tuesday too? We shall call it Tipsy Tuesday and we take drunk art and story requests.

And as for my Sober Drunk Confession, Im a huge incest fag and find it hot in fiction but will not support it in real life unless its between cousins. Cause Parent and Child and between siblings is WAY to close for comfort.

>>26937969
>That's...not really my cup o' tea
Thats a huge shame, I really think udder satyrs are cute as hell and I think they fall along the same lines as Alex in that she is more animal than person and it just doesnt make her a cookie cutter half and half satyr like we already have 1000 of
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>>26938050
>I'm not all that fond of the portrayal of him
Remember the satyr multiverse.
When I first created him, my original headcanon was that he was pretty much asexual. He didn't seek out guys or girls to fuck/fuck him. He was innocent and oblivious to sexual connotations, despite guys lusting for him.
Weird, right?

>>26938067
I fantasized about him riding me reverse cow"girl" style and imagined the cute sounds he made.
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>>26937969
To each their own.

>>26938100
I also think incest SMUT as pure smut is fucking hot. Trying to do a romance, harem, pimping self insert, or hot-shit self insert pisses me the fuck off though. Breaks the suspension of disbelief too much. I can believe incest just for sex I had a couple of encounters, both followed by regret. Until I get horny, then it comes back as bittersweet fuel. Also, cow udders are sexy... I blame every /d/ game I've ever played for this udder lust.

>>26938123
Yeah, that's straight. He rode you. He was the "girl". Not you. Also, for those of you who are gay and are tops, I mean no offense. You are quite a bit straight though if you won't do penis stuff and just fuck men.
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>>26938100
Well, she has horns (a.k.a. fellatio handlebars) and animal ears, so that already distinguishes her from the standard satyr template, And I'm in the same boat with you on incest, but I'm more interested in the relational aspect of it.
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>>26938176
Two very good points. Still, best just to accept or ignore others' opinions. Avoid more shit storms.
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>>26938100
>Im a huge incest fag
>I really think udder satyrs
Muh niggest.

Personally, I like when even normal satyrs still have their crotch tits.
But the winner will always be Kimmy and Mera for me.
Human tits, tiger teats, a goat udder and eggs. It's a breakfast buffet in one composite daughteru.
Not to mention they have five holes to choose from.
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>>26936941
More, please
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>>26938195
>I like when even normal satyrs still have their crotch tits.
Has there even been any art of that?
I don't recall ever seeing a satyr with crotchboobs and chest boobs. Or even any satyrs with crotchboobs at all.
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>>26938272
Not him but to be honest I always thought horse satyrs had crotch tits. But since real life horse tits are so small they are often just hidden under their coats and arent really noticeable.
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>>26938272
Fuchs does it a lot.
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>>26938300
>hidden under their coats and arent really noticeable
They don't have hair on their boobs though, do they?
In all the pictures I've seen, they usually just look like bare skin.
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>>26938315
But isnt the bottom part of their bodies horse legs? So isnt it hairy then?
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>>26938324
The legs are hairy, but the teats aren't on the legs. They're between the legs.
I guess them being hidden between the legs makes them fairly unnoticable in itself, but for satyrs they'd presumably end up in front.
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https://imgur.com/a/DkCKj
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>>26938315
No, horses have no hair on their teats or genitals.

Do you think satyrs skin would change to more normal equine colors below the waist?
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>>26938347
>Do you think satyrs skin would change to more normal equine colors below the waist?
That would make sense I guess. Probably the same color as their equine parent's skin.

I guess most horses have black skin.
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Actually, I hear Fallout 4 calling my name...
It's been fun, /satyr/. Until next time...(most likely Saturday)
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>>26938362
Meant to quote >>26938228
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>>26938361
Most have dark black or dusty gray skin, then those who have shades of brown. They can have peach tones, but that's usually mottled with one of the other colors.

>>26938362
Later, DJ. You were a cool guy as always.
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>>26938339
Is that Shining?

Damn. He's already a granddad.
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>>26938339
Is that Cotton Candy or Venus fucking Shining Armor? Either way it's pretty hot. Do you think you could do a piece with Simmer and Broil?
>>26938362
Thanks a bunch for the great art Deej.
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>>26938422
Gonna try and call it; /d/ is gonna have Broil peg Simmer.
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>>26938339
unf
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>>26938430
>Broil peg Simmer
I want this.
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>>26938469
>"Dad, have you been drinking someone elses milk behind my back?"
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>>26938476
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>>26938476
Petunia doesn't know her dad. Just like Yuzu but she's raised by her mom instead.
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>>26938487
But...no canon.
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>>26938469
>That's Dad's milk, honey!
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>>26938487
He's presumably the same as Utah and Cider's dad.
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>>26938422
it was supposed to be Venus this time. shining isn't related to her !!
>>26938430
>>26938439
giving the people what they want
https://imgur.com/a/vIxWP
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>>26938469
>"That better not be my mom's."

>>26938487
And Groot and the Mers and a few more, I think. Man, no wonder Equestria doesn't want us. Human men are dead beats!

>>26938495
But all canon. Joking. No stories UP TO NOW have had Petunia's dad around. Could change. Who knows?

>>26938501
Never heard of that head canon. Also, doubtful. Would imply AJ would forgive him and that Bucky has a different dad... Also, incest ship.
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>>26938530
>"You fucked my wife? I'M FUCKING YOUR DAUGHTER!"
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>>26938530
Any chance we could get some productive Kimmy and Mera, as mentioned in >>26938195
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is it wrong that I want to see raped satyrs?
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>>26938535
>Would imply AJ would forgive him
Assuming she knew. I imagine it'd be one of those cases where the only people who knew for sure is Anon and Petunia's cow mother, and neither would admit it, so even though everyone suspected on account of him being the only Anon who regularly associated with the cows, nobody could prove it anyway.
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>>26938530
Nice.
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>>26938569
How raped? Rapelay? Smut rape? Or for reals "damage the victim" rape? First is fine. Second is kinda gray... The third is indeed a little bad.
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>>26938569
Consensual rape?
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>>26938562
she's got a busy design like this
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>>26938656
That's a lot of nipples
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>>26938656
You're right, way too much stuff. Plus I don't even think her mom has any udders, so it wouldn't make sense for Kimmy to have them.
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>>26938622
It's a standing agreement. Anytime he's in the mood, he he's allowed to take her by the throat and use her however he wants. Doesn't matter when, where they are, what she's doing or how she feels.

>>26938656
Ten outta fucking ten. Her expression and the framing effect of the garter belt really make it.

The only things I'd change is having Mera coming from around the side so she's less obstructive. I think it would make it a tad less busy if she wasn't in the thick of it.

>>26938710
Goat have cow like udders, man.
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>>26938530
Simmer seems to have an inconsistent design between 'trap' and 'not trap'. Broil's looking as good as ever though.
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>>26938738
All things are variable. Artists have different representations for him; from full trap, to kinda, to just a normal guy.
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>>26938734
Her mom isn't a goat, she's a chimera dude. She doesn't have any udders when she first appears.
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>>26938741
It just gets confusing sometimes.
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>>26938750
Dude, by this logic, ponies also don't have teats, and genitals don't exist.

The only thing that's given any sexual components in the series are udders on the cows, and only because seeing them is expected and normalized enough to not be considered obscene.
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on my way to work, request time
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>>26939110
babby satyrs with their parents.
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>>26938775
I often draw him pretty feminine at times, but I really like how other artists depict him. I still need work since I can't really get my ideal look I want for either of them.
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>>26939110
Can you draw this scene? I don't care what characters you use.
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>>26938611
>>26938622
against their will raped. damaging raped. pinned to the ground, crying tears raped
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>>26939207
Oh. A little bit, yeah. Mostly the "wanting to hurt them" part
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>>26939110
adorasexy Yuzu
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>>26939110
Timber playing with Flora and Fauna. Preferably toddler Flora and Fauns
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>>26939216
Whoa... Fucking sweet
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>>26939216

Is that new?
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>>26939110
Warren and Darcy being clumsy at the same time... or kissing... or both, both is good
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>>26939216
This is a super pretty Broil. Interestingly, I usually headcanon that all that mostly all of the drakes were born on one of the separate islands inhabited by dragons, and this is exactly the type of minimal wear I'd imagine they'd go out in.
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>>26938195
http://imgur.com/pmLZJnH
>tfw don't know how to draw goat vagina or snake vagina
oh well
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>>26939216
10/10 would bang
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>>26939331
DAMN SENPAI
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>>26939331
Is that snake defanged?
>>
>>26939406
that would be ideal for a snake blowjob, no?
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>>26939410
>not wanting to feel your daughteru's fangs brushing against your cock
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>>26939410
Oh hell yeah. No gag reflex, all throat, and that tongue length? Fucking heaven
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>>26939468
Which satyr species wouldn't have a gag reflex? I'm thinking changeling satyrs. And Missy Electra.
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>>26939331
Hot damn, man. Best satyr getting a lot of love today.

Goat vag is mostly pretty standard vertical slit. Snakes have a cloaca, and it's a horizontal slit that looks like a wider but otherwise normal belly scale separation when

>>26939436
Maybe she just retracted them.
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>>26939436
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>>26939528
Ding is the only satyr who I agree ins't for sexual. She's too precious and adorable.
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/r/ing dingaling getting molested
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Torn between >>26939576 and >>26939594.

Requesting cute porn between daddy and his little princess Ding.
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>>26939594
>>26939672
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>>26939699
I thought you head off to play Fallout? Took a break?
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Nah, I took a shower instead. Returned and still felt like drawing.
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>>26939699
This. Fuck all y'all.
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>>26939762
obviously meant to quote >>26939744
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>>26939771
How are you so based
Requesting Groot being surprised with her favorite mulch
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>>26939699

What about Dingaling with Maxie?
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>>26939762
Muddle sliding across the floor laughing on his slippery drake asshole and his mom yelling at him furious.
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>>26939813
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>>26939528
Nude edit when?
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>>26939805
I mean, that's variable. Only if you ship it.
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>>26939813
That made me kek

>>26939898
Today's Thursday? Friday... Saturday... Never
>>
I think that's all for today.
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>>26939976
.... Fffffuck. This the full image?
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>>26939976
Man, Snapshot is pretty
>>
>If your satyr daughteru wanted to become princess would you let her?
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>>26940642
Princess of what? What would her rule entail?
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>>26940701
She will be the princess that will make Equestria great again.

Can't Ring the Dingaling
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>>26906139
This pony has human lips so it counts https://youtu.be/VCnK4ogjEMc
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>>26940642

So are sonfus becoming princes out of the question then?
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>>26941810
Dughterus take precedent over sonfus.
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>>26941900
That's the problem with the thread
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>>26941900
And most of our sunfus are pretty much daughterus with dicks anyways.
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>>26942125
Anon needs to take the initiative and teach his sons proper herd management skills. They are the future of HFY in those lands.
>>
>>26942165
What is the m:f ratio of satyr?
>>
HOLY SHIT. We already reached the bump limit? This thread flew by!
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>>26942358
9f to 1m.
Or whatever you see the ratio for the female species as, I guess.

I just like single anon, many mothers settings.
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>>26942399
I said SATYRS. As in, actual established satyrs, not hypothetical ones.
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>>26942432
Oh. There are tons more girls. Probably 100+ if you include some of the more obscure ones.
There's probably barely over a dozen boys, though, even after you include the obscure. Not even a Chernobyl handful.
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>>26942467
>100
I'd say 30-40 more at best.
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>>26942467
What the fuck is a Chernobyl dozen?
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>>26942586
A city in north central Ukraine; site of a major disaster at a nuclear power plant
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>>26942586
It's a joke about mutation.
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>>26942621
I know what Chernobly is. He just made it sound like some strange version of a baker's dozen.
>>26942622
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>>26942581
I went to the satyr by parent list. I counted 93 girls. 43 boys.

However, I don't know how complete this is, or how often it's updated, since it has a lot of old days remnants and possible errors. For example, Alex is still called Narya, Green Peace and Eden are referred o as a male, and Dionysus was called a female.
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>>26939140
have a babby thistle and femanon
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>>26939218
bus was shaky, sorry
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>>26942791
>>26942776
Whoa now, /d/, save it for the new thread. It's be a shame if art was lost to the void.

Anyone making the new one soon?
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New thread.
>>26943010
>>26943010
>>26943010
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