Drugs/Drinking thread

>>26765802
>>26765903
Only faggots inject marijuanas you guys should get halp

DUDE

Weed is for the weak

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>>26765964
Shut up, narc ass faggot.

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I can dig it, OP.

WEED

I'm surprised by you guys. You're the most depraved fucks I know and yet none of you smoke.

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>>26765802
I'm drunk, does that count?

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>>26766168
Just means more for the rest of us.
>>26766216
Ain't trippin, dude.

Ponies live happy, productive lives and don't have the problems that humanity does. They don't even know what drugs are.

>>26765954
>>26766080
LMAO

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Fucking food captchas making me hungry

>>26765964
Yeah.
I wanna see some ponies fucking up their veins with some black shit!

>>26768221
BONNNNG

I've always been curious about pot but random unannounced piss tests at work make that kind of impossible to experiment with.

>>26768268
Smoke synthetic marijuana bro! Way healthier/ safer and it won't show up on a drug test. And it gets you even higher!

>>26768221
I really really like this image.

>>26768287
Don't do this.

>>26768287
Not sure about that m8, the drug tests they do on us are pretty comprehensive. I work for a health insurance company. Each test is like $500+, which is why they're randomized, so they don't have to pay to have everyone tested, they rely on the fear that you MIGHT be tested.

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>>26768287
Lol all the upboats, dude, +1.

>>26768320
Kinda sucks too. I have quite a few psychiatric problems and the last time I was in the hospital a lot of the other patients (and even some of the staff) told me pot is pretty good for depression and shit. Wish I could find out for myself without risking my job.

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>>26766168
Dont worry man I'm out here being "depraved" with you, smoke wax erryday. I huffed an entire 30mls of diethyl ether last night ontop of 7.5 g's of bali kratom and about .25g of wax. I love abusing substances and to heck with what any soul thinks, life is an experience I'm milking it for all its worth. Gotta try anything as long as its pure and not heroin, krokodil, or meth.

PINKIE PIE IS BEST PONY/ GARY JOHNSON 2016

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>>26768356
No one cares.

>>26768367
>not heroin, krokodil, or meth.
Pussy.

>>26768367
>I huffed an entire 30mls of diethyl ether
Fuck, you can legit get high from that? I have access to gallons of the shit...

>>26768221
>I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER

>>26768441
WE ARE THE CLIT
NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE

>>26768412
Do you work in a chemical lab or something? Sell me some m8?
Holy fuck yes, check google erowild, diethly ether. Psychedelic dissociative, makes one wonderfully giddy and loopy.

>>26768412
Careful though, highly addictive.

>>26768441
>>26768460
Did you guys watch Kevin Smiths Tusk's? Golden.

>>26768467
I was a grad student but got kicked out of my program. They never revoked my building access or took my keys though. I could get into the department's solvent closet any time I wanted and nobody would bat an eyelash. Shit I could take 5-6 bottles of the shit (which are like 4 liters each) and nobody would even miss it.

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>"Sometimes I like to play my music really loud, Anon."
>"My neighbor though, they don't like it, so they start banging on my walls, and I'm like: 'GO AROUND!'"
>"'I dunno if you've got a door on that side, but over here it's just flat!'"

>>26768514
Nice, go get you some boy. Make sure its diethly and not some other ether like petroleum which is carcinogeni. That's a buttload, get trippy and make some cash off it too maybe.

>>26768514
>>26768543
Let's say hypothetically I did this. How fucked would I be if I got pulled over and they found 25-30 liters of this shit in my trunk?

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>>26765903

>>26768678
You fucking junkie, getting royal to the foil and shooting that shit in your veins.

>>26768586
I mean depends, where abouts do you live? Probably not at all if they can't prove its stolen or that you intended to distribute it. Its a legal substance in most places.

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>>26768754
>>26768754
I could use a bar or two to even the fuck out about now.
>tfw you say shit out loud that you meant to say inside your head

D U D E
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W E E D
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L M A O
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>>26768781
>>26768795
>>26768802
lol, what do you think guys, /r/trees or /r/4chan?
Lol ima put em on both!!1

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I never got into weed, due to the whole weed culture. It got worse, in my eyes, when the memes took over it. I did get into LSD though.

What's the word on Salvia divinorum? Still legal in the US? I've heard it's a wild fucking trip.

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i ain't got pones, but I got a dragon

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>>26768841
There's a weed culture?

>>26768854
All I remember is taking my shirt off and playing a very intense game of tetris.

>>26768864
Yeah dude, it's a huge problem in the US just like rape culture :^)

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>>26765802
Un-Cropped

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>>26768854
I remember looking it up some time ago. They seem to have restricted it a bit, but it shouldn't be illegalized. Also, try looking up LSA, I heard that it's legal.

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>>26768821

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>>26768903

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>>26768998

>no zecora in this thread
what the actual fuck?

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>>26768854
>It's illegal in: Florida, Louisiana, Missouri, Tennessee, Oklahoma, Delaware, Maine, North Dakota, Illinois, North Carolina, and Wisconsin.

Holy fuck those states are no fun/

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>>26769063
Here's your zigger

>>26769131
Finding pictures of Zecora on drugs is harder than it should be.

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>>26769155

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>>26765802

>Look I'm not saying I don't like them Fluttershy; I'm just saying that Earth ponies are clearly a lower breed.
>I mean sure they're good for applebucking and cotton picking and what not; but where would they be without we unicorns and pegasi to look out for them?
>I'll tell you where living in a field eating grass off the ground like animals!
>What? I have not had too much Cider! and what business of yours is it anyway!
>I will not keep my voice down! I don't care who hears, its the truth damn it and.......
>Oh, Hi Applejack! Wonderful cider you made dear.
>Me and Fluttershy were just discussing.....um.....Fashion! Yes, that's it....fashion.

>>26768367
>Heroin, krocodile and meth
>meth
>not crack

Nigger detected.

>>26768754
What is the use of pill bottles like that in Equestria? Man, unicorns are dicks.

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vapor bump

>>26769068
And from personal experience, if given the chance to visit any of those states for any reason, turn around, and run away as fast as you can.

You will find nothing but illogical bible bashing, cousin fucking rednecks.

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>>26769466
>going to match blunt with friend
>nah bruh im load you a bowl in the pen
>whatever
>hit it
>THE FUCK BRO YOU DIDN'T TELL ME IT WAS WAX

>>26768864
Rastafags and stoners.

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This one's my favorite

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But do any of you actually smoke?

Fucking casuals in thread
Weed this weed that fucking gateway drug
There's maybe one heroin and inhalant poster
What about MDMA niggers
There's so many fucking drugs out there and you are so nàrrow minded
For fucks sake /mlp/

drugs are for losers tbqh familia

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>>26769658
Do we actually smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods, and the does the Pope shit on the dreams of 200 deaf boys?

>>26768356
Eating poppy seeds can help to fool drug and alcohol testing

>>26769689
I stick to weed mainly because the stuff i get isnt tampered with too much, or watered down coke. I've been meaning to try mushrooms, and maybe lsd

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>>26769825
Your point?

>>26770225
Yeah that's the spirit
If you want good quality fair priced drugs consider using darknet markets instead of buying from local drug dealer
Just change 100 bucks to bitcoin and buy
Shipping should be cheap enough if there's a dealer in-country
I'm from Croatia so I'd mostly have to buy from Europe
Trust me buying drugs here via dealers IRL is bad quality of drugs is next to none and price is absurd
Fuck croatia

>>26769689
I'm just too socially inept to find a dealer.

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>>26770289
What kind of darknet provider do you use? I can't really find any drug traffickers on Tor or such.

>>26770406
Wrong gif, but whatever.

>>26770406
Look at markets like agora which unfortunately went down lately
There's plenty markets with reputable dealers though
Pay attention to reviews people make

OP here, thought this thing had died.
Let's keep this shit alive.

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>>26769466
go back to posting pone, Kris.

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This little horsey tried it all

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>>26770601
Took about 275ug of LSD 2 weeks ago and took a stroll in a wood near the ocean. Felt like pic related in a sense, been seeing the woods as a living creature rather than fucking wood as of late. Changed my mornings to be a lot better than before. The whole "people don't come back the same" wasn't complete bull afterall.

>>26770601
>mescaline and ecstacy ones
kek

>>26770624
PRetty high dose you did there
First time? Or do you have past experience with psychedelics

>>26770672
It's not that high a dose, but yeah, first time. Been 2 weeks obviously, so I'm dropping some again on Friday.

Also, felt like my body was having an orgasm when I listened to this; https://youtu.be/HM04bKL4oq4?t=1m

>>26770727
Glad you had a good trip log many people find LSD scary
I haven't done it personally cause I had no way to get something that was confirmed 109% to be LSD

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Here have a edited panel from the new Marble page thread.

>>26770798
Dude, just get a test kit. You can I find them on amazon everywhere. Drop in corner or a blotter, drop it in some liquid and if it turns to the right color, you've got LSD.

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>>26770866

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Who'd you like to hit a bong with, /mlp/?
You can only choose one.

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>>26769288
C'mon son, a lil bit of crack won't kill ya. Also there's a way to synthesize very pure smokable cocaine.

>>26770906
Depends on whose the most fun and the benefits.
>Fluttershy
Very calm high, you'll be chiling with some fluffy animals getting higher than a kite.
>Applejack
Will probably try to work through the high. Her attempts at apple bucking will be hilarious.
>Rarity
Will think of an entire fashion line based on weed, but will get out of focus and smoke some more for inspiration.
>Rainbow Dash
You will be resting on clouds while puffing some clouds. Dash is a lazy stoner, which is good.
>Twilight Sparkle
You will be smoking while doing some research for stonger strands of marijuana. A lot of weed will be made.
>Pinkie Pie
You will need a whole lotta weed to calm her down, but it will be worth because she is the funnest stoner to be around. Also, readily available munchies.

>>26771042
>Will think of an entire fashion line based on weed
Dunno anon, most people don't get overly creative on weed. They just kinda sit back and chill. Especially if it's indica.

Out of those 6 options, i'd probably go with Rainbow. Would go with Twi as well. I have yet to try strawberry flavored weed, or sweet strains in general.

>>26771071
I've had some bouts of inspiration under weed influence before. The ideas may have not that great, but I got inspired.

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>>26770558
Will do.

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BUMP keep it alive boys!
It's rare for our pony substance abuse threads to persist so long.

>>26771544
Do I put it into my penis?

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This one of the most aestheticily pleasing cannabis pictures I have found.

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Pills, right?

Anybody here tried gabapentin?
It's by far my favorite pharm.

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>>26771756
Neigh, describe it?

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Here's a link to a pretty entertaining slavepony green where the owner is a drug addict, still in progress
>http://pastebin.com/03YR2dxK

Anyone else have any good pone/drug addiction related green?? I know its out there.

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holy shit i'm so glad there are so many drug pone threads.

>>26771756
I don't party like I used to, I just smoke weed. Pills are a waste, I'm not looking to fuck up my kidneys anymore.

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>>26771896
I'm glad we finally have one spanning for more than a day m8.

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>checks post time
>18 hours ago
>mfw been up the entire time
Insomnia is a drug of its own

>>26772029
>insomnia
I saw that movie, bruh. Pacino dies cause he ain't get no zzz's. Go to sleep.

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>>26768724
>Twilight researching bongs and how to use them

Top daw!

>>26768287
Jesus I really hope you aren't actually reccommending those drugs. They're literally 100 times more dangerous than weed.

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OP here, gonna have a chance to drop some acid on friday and watch some MLP.

Gonna be dropping a rather large dose of 310ug.

Gonna take a stroll in the woods as usual to get the visuals started, then sit down for 1-2 episodes. Last time i watched mlp on 100ug, i laughed my ass off.

>>26771919
cheers to that, motherfuck.

>>26772097
don't worry, he's only pretending to be retarded.

>>26772108
>310ug
sorry, 350ug. I'm an idiot.

>>26772123
isn't that kinda too much
i've never tripped but i constantly hear that up to 200ug should be enough for experienced users
could be wrong tho

>>26765964
haha look at this narc

>>26772268
All depends on your mentality and what you're up for.

I've had a not so good week, so I'm dropping some extra just to cheer myself up once every second or so month.

>>26772289
Honestly taking LSD while depressed/sad will have some pretty horrible effects..it's a drug that depedent on your mood
unlike shit like meth cocaine etc

>>26772474
Anon, thanks and all, but i know how LSD works.
I've learnt to use it as something that doesn't exaggerate my mood, but rather uplifts it with the help of some music.

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>>26768367

Meth is pretty underwhelming, desu.
I thought it would blow everything else I've tried out of the water, just based on it's impact on popular culture.
Instead it was just a more energetic, less euphoric version of amphetamine.

I live in Europe, though, so shit might be different here.

>>26765964

Dude, weed is natural!
Besides, it isn't even addictive.
I know this because I've been smoking every day for years now and I haven't developed any addictions yet.

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*sigh*

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>>26773020

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>>26773020
Here's your (faggot), you.

>>26773020
(you)

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>>26773037

>>26773102
Did a stoner fuck your mom and eat your tendies.

>>26768287
>it won't show up on a drug test. And it gets you even higher!
don't fucking do this i did this and i thought it was weed my friend told me it was spice but i thought that was just another word for weed when he told me. now i'm all fucked and can't function as well at times

>>26773195
Kek, reminds me of an episode of 'Intervention' where this kid was going batshit on bath salts.

>>26773221
spice is actually made of the same compound as bath salts just weaker and sprayed on herbs, it won't show up on drug test but don't fucking do it get a different job, that shit will fuck your brain up, in some ways it's worse for you than crack atleast for your brain that is

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>>26772108
Speaking of Psychedelics and ponies, anyone else ever experience any pony related hallucinations.??

I have on one occasion, I had taken some very strong 25i (crazy research acid amphetamine basically) and experienced circular fractals of infinite Pinkie Pies and Rainbow Dash's.

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>>26773102

>>26773333
Did Quentins Quads Quash the Queers?

>>26773299
Just when I zone out, between bouts of lucidity and incoherence.
Before some asshole says "Hey, you ok?" and 'wakes' me up.

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How do you guys even find dealers? I am a newfag to life and I'm pretty asocial.

>>26774623
We don't, we are all just lying faggots who like to boast about taking imaginary drugs.

>>26774623
I went to school with a bunch of potheads, also met some through work here and there.
I'm a member of a weed forum and this question comes up alot. I've never actually had to ask just random dudes on the street for weed, but living in California, I've had people try to sell me weed on the street. Shit, even right outside Jisneyland some dude asked if I wanted to buy.

>>26773299

Maybe not exactly what you were referring to, but here's mine.

Decided to listen to a Rainbow Dash hypnosis video while tripping (as in, actually hallucinating, believe it or not) on MDA, MDMA and weed.

Fucking amazing, Felt like I had hooves for a while, along with feeling incredibly proud about my rainbow mane and tail (because the hypnosis lady told me I should be).

I also felt my genitals transform several times over the course of a couple minutes

I kept thinking about RD for several days after that.
Also whenever I went outside during those days I felt paranoid as hell about the hypnosis suddenly taking hold of me and making me believe I'd turned into a pony, because I was really worried I'd start walking on all fours and shit.
Kept human contact to a minimum.

Still, good times. Made me look at the world a bit differently.
Can recommend.

>>26774640

I know you are and my question is also imaginary and expect an answer in this realm of fiction.

>>26774665

So basically, it would be easier and safer to have a bunch of friends or coworkers that have connections to dealers. Otherwise, I will have to give my trust to potentially dangerous people.

>>26774623
Its safer to connect for drugs via mutual acquaintances that uses the product, if their long term customers the dealer is not likely to sell them something dangerous.

Going to a drug neighborhood and waiting for someone to approach you is sketchy because if you lucky their a cop, if your unlucky they've cut their product with asbestos and glass to make a quick profit.

>>26774700
if your looking for weed you can ask strangers, it is after all just weed just don't nervous and don't dress like a cop or a business person if you live in cali it should 10 a g anything more is kind of a rip but if your desperate and they may charge you twenty instead (which they will do if they think your a cuck that will just do it or dress like that) but after all that i'd say just buy and have good time

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>>26774733

Oh well. Thanks very much Anon. Have an interesting poni poni art style. I can post more if requested.

>>26774700
Yeah, pretty much.
Just be cool, street dealers can spot nervous/inexperienced buyers and will try to rip you off. It'd help if you knew a little lingo too, like how 'what do you have on deck', 'how much for a gram'. Don't get sold no fluffy primo schwag.

>>26774745

What If you live outside the US? Let's say in the Balkans for example.

>>26774745
>>26773195
>>26774700
btw i'm the same anon as here don't buy spice it's the same reason why i post typos so much, if it ain't green doesn't have a strong smell don't smoke it also since your a new go buy a pipe or bong rolling papers aren't easy for newbs
>>26774778
i'm not sure you may have do some googling, Europe can sometimes be a little strict with weed but so is the US so you should be fine

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>>26768854
Fucked around several times with 20x extracts. It's an average dose but fuck was it wild. It's very chaotic but I'd recommand it. Very mind opening. One time I spent my trip having a discussion with a tree (turns out they don't like us), the next time I saw the infinite and had an almost holistic trip, and I once got access to surreal crystal monoliths sinking in oceans of fog. There is always much to see on salvia. Can't imagine what a bad trip/anxiety attack could be on that. It'd be like hell.


The whole thing is pretty hard to smoke and you've got to keep it for a good 20 seconds in your lungs if you want to break through the wall. Otherwise it's really confusing and not particulary pleasant.
do it with friends ! It's as funny to be in a salvia trip than to see your best bud on salvia. People on this look really confused and do the weirdest shits in the most goofy way possible.

>>26774778
Wouldn't it be easier for you to get hash there instead of weed?
Eh, anyway, if you do get some YOU SMOKE THAT SHIT BY IT'S SELF, none of that spliff BS.

>>26774803

Well thanks. I probably won't buy anything that is not just normal green weed if I get the chance maybe. I am fairly certain the US and the EU are the same when it comes to drug strictness.

Also, I am sorry for your accident and wish you best of luck to recover.

>>26774820
...If you want to sit about lighting and re-lighting like a tool then waiting for the shit to kick in as there's no nicotine to trick your body into increasing your metabolism.

>>26774834
thanks man

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>>26765802
hard stuff

>>26774665
At the point Ive reached, dealers notice me in the streets and ask me if I wanna buy.
I don't know how they spot me I look like your local background averageguy

>>26774762
To be honest I don't find weed to be a very social drug, the combo of reduced perception filtration and lethargy makes communication difficult and most T-heads spend their time lounging about watching movies, listening to music or playing v-games.

So even if you are socially introverted everyone will be too baked to notice and so chill and quiet you may enjoy their company anyway.

>>26774861
You must use some shit rolling papers or get some wet premature weed.

>>26774762
You did that ? It's excellent

>>26774877
You take enough of any drug you begin to develop a sixth sense for it. Leaving aside the smell there are little clues in your appearance, attitude, posture and conversation topics that give you away.

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>>26769658
ayy

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>>26774923

Not me. Just saved it from some thread, but it is fitting for this thread.

>>26774930
Oh well. Thanks for the answer.

I want to get high with another horsefucker so bad

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i can't smoke in my current place, but i smoke out back some nights since a customer tipped me with some.

>>26774982
Given how predisposed this board is to gaying out, I don't think I'd take anyone here up on that offer.

>>26774982
It would be disappointing.
>"Hey dude"
>"...........yea"
>"...........I wanna, like cum in rainbow dash"
">...........That would be awesome"
>"..........."
>"..........."

AND THEN EVERYONE DIED

>>26774982
where do you live, anon?

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>>26774982
Mfw several horsefuckers have got high at my place and I don't smoke ever myself. Fun times ensued, that much I can tell.

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>>26774623
Started buying schwag from scumbags as a junior in high school. Asked friends who would say, oh yeah so and so can help. Then shortly after my neighbors across the street invited me and my friend over for a bowl and they were partiers that would go to music festivals and bring back sheets of doses, eight balls of molly and DMT. Highest summer of my life back then. Then after high school my friends and I started going to those music festivals and the people there were practically handing out every chemical under the sun. Couldn't walk to the river without turning down a dozen offers. Naturally it got shut down after we started going cause the feds weren't having any of that. Pretty peaceful place considering the amount of trafficking going on. You've not partied until you've partied with deadheads. Anyway for a year or so we weren't finding anything around town until I found out about the silk road. Took it for a spin and sure enough they delivered. Had about eighty shipments and got burned only once there. Then the feds shut that down of course, but by then I'd already gotten on a personal level with my go-to guys so we kept up correspondence. Though nowadays I don't do anything besides weed and once in a while a cap of molly. So yeah you can either work your way up starting with scumbags. Go to music festivals; probably not best if you can't into social. Or delve into the darknet and avoid all that hassle. Not sure what the main marketplace that's being used these days. That's my story, results may vary.

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>>26774961
I know that art style. I checked, and I was right. The artist is Crooked Trees- the person who made "Ask Pinkamena Diane Pie".

>>26769513
What else would he put in the pen? Those things don't take dried leaves. Also,

>not wanting to dab

This seems relevant to the thread.
>http://www.fimfiction.net/story/169192/twilight-on-acid

>>26768221
So Angel is Silent Bob?

>>26774982
I have both converted smoking buddies to the pony path and smoked with my fellow /mlp/ horsefucker friend. At least he used to be, he left after season 3, dude has legit aspergers too. "
>>26776609
Well yeah, Fluttershy is J which I find hilarious.

So what drug would you say is the best for pony experiences, like hallucinations or really good imagination?
I've always wanted to try acid and shrooms for the purpose of getting closer to my waifu, but I'm not sure if they're the right kind of hallucinations.

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>>26776774
Hard to say, I'd say pure unadulterated mdma if you already have a tulpa. Makes one feel immensely emotionally connected to others. Now if you tryna see shit I can't advise what's best but as I stated earlier, I saw infinite pony fractals on 25i.

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>>26776833
>if you already have a tulpa
my honorary brother of African descent

Bump for I can't get drugz

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POST 200. REJOICING, DABBING UP.

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>>26765802
Ive been waiting for a thread like this

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The repeted destruction of my liver

>>26765802
test

>>26777777

>>26773299
I was on 3 tabs of 25i about 4 months ago and I go to the point where I was having auditory hallucinations of Twilight's voice when I looked at pictures of her. It was like she was talking directly to me

>>26777922
>repeted
I think it's starting with your brain first, my dude.

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>>26768841
I demand to know your experience and any cool stories please

>>26774623
I live in California and buy weed from a dispensary, or from my more stoner friend, who knows some growers.

>>26768841
>culture
Weird, I've been smoking the last 17 years and never once has anyone mentioned a culture.

>>26778060
>>26776774
>>26776833
25i confirmed best pony psych. Although 25b is wayy more intense.

Well, I'm drunk for the first time. I've been buzzed before but this feels kinda weird. Wat do?

>>26778295
Go play out in traffic.

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>>26778295
>kids getting drunk on 4chan and writing about it
This board is getting shit tier by the day.

>>26778305
Fuck you baka. Seriously though I drunk a six pack of Redds over the past couple of hours and am totally not used to feeling this dizzy.

>>26778312
Not going to be any better once the season starts back up. Can you imagine it? People are going to try and 'get into the show' in 2016 and post here like they belong?

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>>26778295
drunk for the first time, not out with friends on /mlp/ instead. How old are you?

>>26778329
21 as of a little over a month. Just bought my own alcohol for the first time tonight, wanted to see what feeling drunk felt like. I'm dizzy as fuck if I move but I feel pretty pleasant.

>>26778377
>>>/b/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/soc/
Feel free to fuck off and blog about this and any of the boards listed.

>>26778312
What the fuck even is this image?

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>>26778402
Don't be a faggot, faggot. You've never seen these?

>>26778410
Ir just seems substantially more ridiculous than the other ones.

Meh, I'm drunk. Don't mind me

>>26778419
Are you a girl/do you weigh nothing? Nobody gets drunk off a sixer of Redd's.

>>26778410
Post the glorious grilled cheese one

>>26773020
Actually, all of those things can be justified.

>>26778439
I'm like 130. Pretty skinny a dude if I'm not mistaken.

>>26778463
Also, I started feeling a little lightheaded and slightly off balance when I got to the end of my third bottle. Each after that had me feeling substantially more off balance and better in mood.

This feels quite a bit different than when one of my friends had be try an 8% punch can the size of a rockstar energy drink.

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>>26778455
Here you are, anon.

>>26778493
Fuck off to /soc/ with your shitty blogging, nobody cares about you being drunk.

>>26778526
This is the only time I'll post about specifics about my drunkenness I swear. Maybe you should be the one to fuck off.

>>26778526
He might be attention seeking but drug is a drug even if it's legal
He has right to discuss it here

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>>26778542
>guy on his own
>discussion

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Sure am glad THATS over.
Fucking faggot.

>>26778063
>not having multiple livers

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OP here, just commissioned OddEnds on Deviantart to make a drawing of me and 2 other horsefuckers with blotters on their tongues.

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now lightweight anon is passed out back to the pones

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>>26778630
>Implying I'm passed out yet
Well, almost. I should probably pass out though, getting really fucking tired.

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>>26778630
Back to poniponi.

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>>26778721
Gooood

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>>26770601
>Substance d

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>>26778737
Yeeeeee

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>>26778759

>>26778777
God smokes weed too
You can tell by his post number

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>>26778777
This pleases me

>>26774623
Just ask around with the people you hang with. Go to parties and such. My friend smokes on a pretty regular basis so i just do it with him, haven't bought any for my self yet tho.

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>>26778777
¨>777
nice

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If weed was in the universe of MLP, what pones do you think would actually do that, or other stuff?

Pretty certain Vinyl would do acid and that treehugger and zecora would do weed.

>>26778875

Pinkie and rainbow would do coke. p sure

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>>26778875
Fixed that for you

>>26778887
So close anon

Rainbow i could see doing weed after a hard days flying.

rarity might do coke to impress others but she would call it yayo

>>26778934

Rainbow is the one showing off in front of her friends and will probably take coke. She would also gain some energy for her flying, although after she goes to rest and being lazy again she will smoke that weeds.

I see Twalot doing Adderall

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>>26778934
>yayo
never heard that name for it

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>>26778940
not tried adderall but tried ritalan before, made me paranoid as hell, second time had my drink spiked with it. Not a fun night.

>>26778960
80s slang for it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrSVCh7wEK0

>>26778981
>not tried adderall but tried ritalan before, made me paranoid as hell, second time had my drink spiked with it. Not a fun night.

Was there any practical reason you took this ADHD medication? Did it help?

Kinda curious since exams might come sooner or later and I would need this kind of stuff.

>>26778981
>ritalin
Huh, didn't know you could drug people with it.
What effects did you experience?

>>26778987
The guy got the pills just to party on them sober the things do nothing for me. I next to mix it with alcohol for any effect. How ever my old roommate would crush it up and snort it. He could revise a whole semesters work the night before and end up with A's. His focus was insane. Give them a try one night either they will work amazingly well or not at all

>>26778998

Hype is real in that case. Also, from what I see they should be legal. Did your friend get them with a prescription or with some dealer?

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>>26778996
First your hyper and quite suggestible but later paranoia and you emotions run high.

>>26779006
They are legal but you need prescription for them
It's basically pure amphetamine

>>26779018

How is one supposed to get a prescription, though?

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>>26779006
prescription the guy was an all sorts of things. Something was up with him. same guy put it in my drink, had to cut he from our group a few month later as he started to get worse.

>>26779018
This guy is correct, they don't call it kiddie cocaine for nothing

>>26779022
http://www.additudemag.com/adhd/article/1041.html

Go to doctor and complain about these things, i believe look online for how to cheat the adhd test

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>>26779033

Thanks a lot Anon.

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>>26778998
>>26779006
Damn there are really some ignorant folks just getting into the scene in this thread. Ritalin is a very weak speed and its plenty legal in the US. in fact the largest age group prescribed this adhd medicine, as well as others like adderal and vyvanse , is school children. Little tommys scoring C's fix him doctor!
Never heard of ritalin making people paranoid. Source, speeding on adderal at the moment.

>>26779037
Have fun and remember to stay safe
It's from amphetamine family which means it's a close relative of meth
It's pretty addictive kids on it take months to get fully off it
And that's at non recreational doses just stay safe

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>>26779037
your welcome anon just be careful.

>>26779055
what this guy says

>>26779052

You can only on an overdoes judging by my instinct to look up the most popular source https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methylphenidate

Keep in mind everyone react differently to drugs and some people might be more inclined.


>>26779055

That might be a problem since I am not in my late years. How do you suggest one avoids addiction?

>>26779055
Moderation is key to life success!

>>26779052
Motherfucking america


Am I the only one to find that in this very day and age, drug-like stuff is fine (just take a look at most commercials, it's people high on whatever the fuck they bought) but actual drugs are not, and that bothers me. It's perfectly normal to pretend to have a kick outta your new car but no man, can't get an actual kick outta dope or it's jail for you.

>>26779072
This pretty much
It's not rocket science use it occasionally and in moderation and you'll do fine
Same goes for any other drug fact that you can get hooked on coke/heroin first time isn't true it takes repeated abuse of substance
Thing is drugs are so nice people do again and again which then leads to addiction

>>26779069
Personally the way I avoid addiction is by switching up my drug usage regularly. (besides weed weed's a given). Do some downers preferably oxy or kratom for a weeks span, chill out for a bit, do some speed whenever shit needs to get done, trip occasionally, and only get drunk on the weekends.
That is how you avoid addiction.

>>26779081
It boils my blood m8. Hypocrites, and the prescription drugs are responsible for more deaths.

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>>26779086
This is why i love LSD. If you take it too often, you grow resistant, and you won't have any experience at all with it anyways, so you can take it in moderation, knowing it'll only make your next experience better.

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>>26779094
>>26779087
>>26779072
>>26779052
>>26778175
>>26777884
>>26776833
>>26776704
>>26773807
>>26773299
>>26771919
>>26771895
>>26771880
>>26770973
>>26768771
>>26768543
>>26768507
>>26768480
>>26768467
>>26768367
>>26768287
moi

>>26779108
LSD tolerance develops ridiculously fast after doing if few days in a row and you attenp to take same dose it won't have any effect at all
I haven't tried it but lot of people In thread say it's fun so Ill think about it
I just give psyhadelics great respect cause they can completely make your life for better or worse

>>26779152
yeah, as mentioned, i leave 2+ weeks between my trips to make sure i don't waste my money.

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>>26769689
>MDMA
Last time I had that my comedown lasted 8 days, only usually lasted a day or so every other time I've had it. Hasn't put me off though

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night bump

>>26769689
Mdma is fun. During new year eve I spent the whole evening with best friend on mda, even told him about pones. Hope he forgot it now.

The hallucinations were great.

>>26779421
only reason i don't go around getting molly is because of the fucking ridiculous amount of it that's actually bath salts.

>>26779421
It's fun yea but honestly recommended waiting period between pills is month to 2 months which is a lot of time
It's not a drug you can have fun with daily
But yeah since it's an emphatogen is makes you bond closer with another person and as such for a few hours it makes somebody introverted extroverted

>>26779426
Testing kits save lives

>>26779563
I know, and i use test kits on basically everything i get, but even so it's wasted money when it turns out to be something completely different.

>>26779592
Darknet markets are the best sources in my experience. Reputation is everything on those places so if someone is running shoddy business, everyone will know immediately. Havent messed with them since silkroad so I don't know what the main marketplace people use these days. Also a neat little visual identifier is it doesnt stick to the inside of plastic baggies.

>>26779615
Don't find it to be more appealing than LSD for the time being, other than hallucinations, so i'll stick to the blots i've got for now. But hey, thanks!

>>26779626
Right on. I dont usually have time for L anymore so I usually go with fungus, deems, or molly. What kind of paper are you working with? Best of the best is white unperforated from my experience. Specifically crystal cooked by the GDF.

>>26770601
Who is artist?

>>26779646
Unperforated, of course, but I don't actually make it myself. Don't have access to the diathylamide nor acid.

Bump don't die yet thread of drugs

>>26780422
Why, I don't want to to talk with these faggots about gay drugs like speed and ecstasy.

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>>26780438
>stop liking this
Okay

>>26774623
Dress the part, smoke cigs with people, loiter outside malls and shit
My fav spot to gas these days is waffle house because all the workers buy off you and smoke you out. It's all about convenience to them

>>26780539
>loiter outside malls
Yeah that works for all the teenagers here. Oh wait, no it doesn't, they just stand there and bother passersby for cigarettes and change.

9
pages
of drugs

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>>26779121
You posted all of that and you come Anon's Pie Adventure; you're my type of anon! I thought I was keeping this thread alive with the bumps and whatnot. Thanks for helping me keep this thing alive.

>>26779459
Well it's the deal. I tend to do a session once per monthes and it's fine.

>>26768536
Lol, Mitch Hedberg jokes

>>26783163
>Lol
Even if you're stoned there's no excuse for that.

>>26783196
Is this ok
Kek,Mitch Hedberg jokes

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>"Is this little faggot horse talkin' shit on Morris Day and the mothafuckin Time?"

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>>26767402

Pot Pony green incoming

>>26784772
>Be Anon
>It’s been about a two weeks since your arrival in Equestria
>After the initial shock had worn off, you found that you were starting to enjoy yourself
>You had a house and a job within the first week
>Working at Sweet Apple Acres was tough at first, but you got the hang of it within the first week
>The house you moved into was already owned by an adorably klutzy pegasus named Derpy
>She was a fine roommate, but you quickly discovered why her old roommate moved out
>She was incredibly clumsy
>this often resulted in broken windows, doors, chairs, plates… basically anything breakable was subject to be destroyed by Derpy
>Luckily you had a wonderful set of hands and knew a thing or two about home repair
>and so, you had found a nice balance
>she would break something and you would fix it
>of course this could be a little annoying, but you found that you enjoyed the work
>something about taking a broken thing and putting it back together filled you with pride
>Midway through the second week Derpy approached you with a sad look on her face
>”I’m so sorry Anon! I was in your room dusting when I tripped and fell onto your backpack, it sounded like something broke inside… B-but I didn’t want to open it without your permission so..”
>in Derpy’s hooves sat your trusty old backpack
>you had actually totally forgotten about it in all the excitement of being in a new world
>you begin to wonder what was in it
>only one way to find out
>you gently take the backpack from her
“It’s ok Derpy, whatever broke probably wasn’t important”
>you scratch her between the ears and she perks up a little
>you slowly unzip the bag and peer inside
>inside sat the shattered remains of your bong
>you start to remember the night you came to equestrian
>you had been on the way to a friend’s house to smoke with them
>you remember walking down the street towards his house
>your next memory was waking up in a field outside of Ponyville

>>26784780
>you begin to dig through the bag, carefully avoiding the glass shards
>Maybe you could learn a little more about how you got to Equestria from its contents?
>you begin pulling items out of the bag
>a bag of Doritos
>a pocket knife
>a mostly empty 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew
>$15.36
>some condoms (Which you quickly hide from Derpy’s sight)
>a Snickers bar
>A couple of lighters
>and a 1 gallon Ziploc bag full of the dankest Sour Diesel you’ve ever smoked
>well, isn’t this a nice surprise
>Derpy is looking intently at the objects that you have set out on the table
>She begins asking you questions about each object
>you explain what each thing is
>she takes particular interest in the colorful packaging of the Doritos
>You explain about food advertisement in your world and how colorful packaging draws the attention of a potential buyer
>you open the bag and pull out a chip, offering it to her
>She gingerly takes it in her hooves and looks at it
>you pull another chip out and pop it in your mouth
>Mmmm Cool Ranch
>she watches you happily munch on the chip before looking down at the one in her hoof
>she slowly brings it to her mouth and nibbles on the corner
>her eyes open wide and the chip is gone in a flash
>she eagerly looks at you with big puppy eyes, begging for more
>you laugh and give her a handful
>she quickly eats all of them
>Dorito dust covers her hooves and muzzle
>you quickly roll up the bag and put it away before she eats all of them
>you move on to the next object before she can protest
>the bottle of Mountain Dew is only about ¼ full
>you go to the kitchen and grab two cups
>coming back in time to catch Derpy reaching for the Doritos
>she recoils and blushes at being caught

>>26784863
>you sit down and pour the remaining soda into the two cups
>you hand one cup to her and she peers at the green liquid curiously
>you take a sip and relish in the flavor, you had forgotten how much you loved Mountain Dew
>Derpy raises the cup to her lips and takes a tiny sip
>she lets out a tiny burp and starts giggling
>”The bubbles tickle my nose!”
>you both continue sipping on the Mountain Dew
>Derpy’s eyes slowly drift over the rest of the items on the table, coming to a stop on the big Ziploc bag
>”What’s that green stuff? Is it some kind of plant?”
“Well, that is Marijuana. Also known as cannabis, pot, ganja, weed, grass...”
>she looks at you with a confused expression
>”So it’s grass? I thought humans didn’t eat grass?”
“They don’t, but this isn’t grass and it’s not for eating. It’s for smoking”
>”Smoking?”
“Yeah, humans smoke this plant and it causes a euphoric high. Some humans have found that it helps with certain illnesses and use it as medicine.”
>”So it’s like the potions that Zecora makes?”
“In a way, yes.”
>Derpy looks thoughtful for a minute
>”Can I try some?”
>you choke on the Mountain Dew you were trying to swallow
>after a moment you regain your composure
>should you let her smoke?
>it was frowned upon on earth, but here?
>as far as you knew they didn’t have any drug laws, you make a mental note to ask Twilight about it later
>would it even affect her?
>One hit wouldn’t hurt, would it?
>after another couple moments of debate, you decide that it probably wouldn’t cause any damage
>it might not even affect her at all

>>26784873
“Alright Derpy, just one hit though. This stuff is pretty strong”
>”Yay!”
>you reach for your bag and remember that your bong is broken
>Shit
>you look in the backpack and discover that the downstem and bowl are still intact
>pulling them out you take the Mt Dew bottle and the pocket knife and cut a hole in the side
>you slide the stem into the bottle and go to the kitchen to fill it with water
>you now have a makeshift bong
>Derpy watches your every move with interest
>you reach for the ziploc bag and open it up, releasing the strong smell of dank ass weed
>Derpy covers her nose with a hoof
>”That stuff really smells!”
“yeah, it really does”
>you put your nose in the bag and take a deep breath
>the smell alone gives you a slight head rush
>you grab a nugget of the dense green and break it up before stuffing it into the bowl
>you grab one of the lighters and set the fire to the bowl
>pulling in a long slow breath you fill the entire bottle with smoke
>you pull out the bowl and quickly inhale the smoke, clearing it in one breath.
>you hold the hit in for a moment before slowly blowing out of your nose

>>26784881
>you can already feel the effects as you start to cough
>Derpy looks concerned as you cough
>”Are you ok? Do you need some water?”
“No *ahem* No, I’m fine. Do you still want to try it?”
>She sits and ponders for a moment, eventually coming to a conclusion and putting on a determined face
>”Yes, I want to give it a try”
>you position yourself in front of her and hold the makeshift bong up for her
>”S-so I just breath in?”
“Yep”
>you light the lighter and put the flame to the bowl
>she begins to inhale and starts filling the bottle with smoke
>you pull out the bowl and she breaths in all the smoke
>She starts coughing and you pat her on the back until she is done
“You feel alright?”
>Derpy looks up at you and you are surprised to find that her eyes are no longer crossed
>”y-yeah I feel…. I feel… great!”
>you breathe a sigh of relief
>Derpy starts giggling and throws her hooves around your neck, pulling you into a hug
>you return the hug and laugh with her
>”I feel awesome! Wow Anon, this stuff is great! We should do something… oh, I know! Let’s go to Sugar Cube Corner!”
>you look into her eyes and see that they are completely bloodshot, and still straight
>It must have hit her harder due to her small size
>yeah that must be it

>>26784890
“Yeah, let’s go! I could totally go for one of Pinkie’s cupcakes”
>you take another hit before Derpy grabs you and starts pulling you out the door
>you are both joking and laughing through the whole walk to Sugar Cube Corner
>you notice that Derpy isn’t zig-zagging as she normally does when she flies beside you. she also isn't crashing into things as much as she usually would
>Weird
>you both arrive at Sugar Cube Corner, laughing as you walk through the front door
>Pinkie appears beside you and starts laughing with you
>”Hahaha… what’s so funny guys?”
>you start to explain before realizing that you have no idea
>this causes you to laugh harder
>Pinkie continues to laugh with you and before long all three of you are rolling on the floor and laughing
>you eventually realize that ponies are looking at you and you try to regain your composure
>you finally get your laughing under control and walk to a nearby booth to sit
>Derpy follows and sits across from you, still giggling
>Pinkie walks up and wipes a couple of tears from her eyes
>”What can I get for you guys?”
“um… I would like a…”
>Shit, you can’t remember what you came here for
“I.. um… I want a…”
>you desperately try to remember what you wanted
>Pinkie is patiently waiting for your answer
>Shit shit shit shit
>the moment begins to stretch into what felt like infinity as you try your best to remember
>you know it was a pastry of some kind
>you can even picture it in your head
>you begin to try and describe it to Pinkie
“It’s small and uh… has stuff on top?”
>”A cupcake?”
“Yeah! That’s it!”
>whew, disaster averted
>Pinkie turns her attention to Derpy
>Derpy doesn’t even hesitate before saying her order
>”a blueberry muffin please!”
>Pinkie walks away to go get your order
>you look over at Derpy
>she looks at you
>after a few moments of staring deeply into each other’s eyes you both start laughing