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>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
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>What day is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151810
>What time is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151833
>What genre are you interested in?
http://strawpoll.me/5151994
>What if I cannot into art?
http://strawpoll.me/5207921
>What race would you play?
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Remember: you died a long time ago and nobody trusts you
Last thread: >>25558564
First for first
Screw Equality!
>>25589475
You're waifu agay.
Fourth forholy shit people still use the collab pic I helped with for this
Did, Spartacus Anon ever start that Quest or did he just vanish into the ether?
>>25589638
NopeNot big surprise
xth fortiny vibrating pone
7th for Gar x Easy OTP
9th for that chest is going to murder us
>>25589699
This is why you don't lets your bats at the fruit pizza.
They get all overexcited and start kekekeking.
That Blitz and Easy Ride picture gets me every time it's posted. Craft really did the insulted face pretty damn well.
>>25589699
Yup. I have examined this little bat under a microscope and I can confidently confirm that even now, she has a stupid face
>>25589816
Together they'd be a realfirestorm.
>>25589816
I can't think of anything funny to have Blitz say.
>>25589861
"You wanna show me those tities?"
>>25589861
I can't think of a funnier one than this.
>>25589816
>Gar gets beat up by bats as his older brother adventures around slamming hot cunt along the way
I want to take the genocide route of every simple cyoa.
>>25589998
What makes a cyoa 'simple'?
>>25589998
>Maid for you genocide run.
>>25588997
He mentioned in the past that he might be interested in doing so, but that ship may have sailed due to me being too fucking lazy and stupid to do it in a timely fashion.
>>25589882
How big are Easy's crotchtits?
>>25589773
[tiny kekekeking]
>>25590046
Yes
>>25590012
The fact it's a cyoa.
>>25590029
I'm still game whenever.
>>25590047
Ew. Where's the fly swatter?
>>25590029
Oh, I've been working on one.
I uploaded some older version to dropbox a few months ago, if you remember that.
It probably doesn't look to much different than it did then though, but it does work.
I could upload it somewhere, if you want.
I think you can actually host basic websites through dropbox, but it'd probably load slow.
>>25590142
That thing still looks like a crab.
>>25590424
It is a crab.
>>25590424
That's because it IS a crab.
>>25590142
>>25590029
Yeah, it loads like ass, but it works I guess. At least in firefox and IE, I don't have access to other browsers to test in them.
This should be the link I think:
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/100024092/Threshold/index.html
Not sure how efficient it is though. I'm not really a web-dev, mostly just self taught, so I don't know if the shit I'm doing is ok or not.
>>25590424
It's supposed to isn't it? It is a giant fiddler crab.
>>25590467
the loading slowly bit makes it better for me. Really sells it #imhotbhfam
>>25590467
Oh, neat.
>Threshold has been around since at least Luna's banishment
wew
>It's a get based quest
>>25590766
>not liking PTG
>>25590467
Oh wow I didn't know anybody else had already taken it upon themselves to make that. It looks great! There's some stuff I'd like to tweak now that the in-game update has happenedi.e., justification to use the much more efficient page layout that you guys use compared to the one I've been using all this time, but that's all because of screw-ups on my end. Your work is great, and like >>25590490 said, I like the slower load. Really helps to sell the vacuum tube computer feel I was going for when I first designed the page layout. Great job!
>>25590690
Yeah, you may have noticed I have a tendency to sort of overdo things...
>>25590079
Considering that dropbox link, you might not even need my stuff now. Maybe it'd help for submitting future anomaly files?By which I mean ones I come up with as well as ones the players make. The real SCP wiki runs on user content; maybe Threshold should have some, too? I mean my list already has the cross-CYOA anomaly and Nips' blood weapon stone thingy, plus a few miscellaneous ideas from a friend off-site,so it's not like it's a new idea.
>>25590804
>the only good execution of it everIt's still pretty funny that we managed to do a completely good run with Frederick.People tried pretty hard to crash and burn it, but the numbers just weren't there.
>>25590882
>other cyoa anomalies
post a list, let's see em
>>25590882
>Nips' blood weapon stone thingy
...what?
>>25589706
artfags pls.
>>25590882
Since it's on dropbox I could probably share the folder with you and you can add in and edit anomaly files yourself, you won't have to email anything to anyone.
There are some inefficiencies though, like the scroll button on long log pages. You have to manually place a special character sequence in there and place newlines as needed so it's on the bottom of the page.
I'm lazy and was just trying to get a basic thing working at first and just haven't replaced it with a better less half-assed system yet. I probably should look into that now that it might actually get used by others.
>>25590467
>>25590882
The main reason I wanted to wait for your stuff was to give you the chance to put up unrevealed anomalies/easter eggs or some such. Line by line replication, while useful, isn't as fun.
I'll either embed or link to this existing one unless you have something else in mind.
>>25591056
Seconding
>>25590939
<--- This thing.
>>25590908
No, not anomalies from other CYOA's. That's Hijacker's job. I mean an anomaly that opens portals to other CYOA universes. It was originally a stone, but I've changed the idea to a puzzle cube. Remember the Panku Box from Jackie Chan Adventures? Something like that. To date, I've gotten permission to have it access the worlds of The Nine Lands, Galloping Steel, Space, Heat, and Adventure of OctaviaRIP.
>>25591141
Oh, I'd definitely put some unrevealed anomalies in there from time to time. As long as I can access it, I'll be glad to add to it.
>>25591113
Removing enough logs to eliminate the need for scrolling was part of what I wanted to edit. That's why all the pages have a character limit: You can't scroll a .png, so I wanted to fit everything on the page without needing to scroll.
>>25591307
>This thing
>>25591307
You sure like to prove your name, don'tcha
>>25591290
Continuing right where we left off.
Stream is also up.https://picarto.tv/TheBirdieBin
>>25591322
I don't mind it, personally. It's not like it's an improper use of trip.
>>25591364
I don't think he was complaining about namefagging.
>>25591379
Ah.
>>25591307
So then I don't need to put any effort in fixing my shitty scroll system? That's fine with me.
I'll leave it up then. If there's anything you want me to add/change I'll be here.
so
QMsstill playing my game?
>>25591597
No, and I never was.
>>25591597
Never bought it.
>>25591597
Your son dies at the end or you nuke the commonwealthNever bought it
>>25591611
>>25591614
>>25591693
>>25591693
>at the end
Funny, coz I shot him before he finished saying hello.
>>25591717Your game a shit.
>>25591742
>>25591732
did you eat him afterwards
>>25591755
Nah. Too many artificial favors and preservatives.
Sorry about the wait, I went back over the game mechanics before starting.
>>25592341
stay safe dandy pone
>>25592393
I want to see Dandy and Blitz side by side complimenting each others hair.
>>25592703
I like it
but
>art for art quests
>>25592763
>not being a kuck and making art for art quests
do you even tumblr mate?
>>25592763
He's doing what's basically a suggestion stream. Go ask him to draw something.
>>25592789
I'd rather just complain honestly
>>25592763
>not playing the long game and making art for much better artists so they make things for you
still waiting for something nips
ready the fort
Inept!
IIIIIIIInept!
Hijacker's bullying your characters again!
>>25593623
Who's he bullying, it better not be dandy.
>>25593661
Dandy got deaded.again
>>25593661
>>25592393Fat lot of good you did!
>>25593694
I'm sure he'll be fine.
>>25593623
>>25593694___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________I'm cool with this.
winter coatbestdaughteru.
>>25591597
2broke2play
>>25594291
fuck
I'm alive again.
>>25594481
What video game do QMs like to play?
>>25594588
games that have consumed my entire life at one point or another:
Starcraft brood war
Ace combat 4
Persona 3
Perfect Dark
Valkyria Chronicles
Demon's souls
Street fighter 4
Starcraft 2
Pokemon red
Dark souls
league of legends
take it to heartor up the butt
>>25594618
>Ace combat 4
I'll play your quest anytime, Anon.
>>25594588
Team Fortress 2.
>>25591597
Metro was better.
>>25594588
Klonoa
Yume Nikki
Space Funeral
Off-Peak
OFF
Lisa
SUPER HOT
Papers Please
Beat Silent Hill 2 the other day
Fallout (Go away, Todd.)
Proteus
Besiege
God Of War 3
Just Cause 2
That's just off the top of my head.
>>25594588
AoE 2
Dawn of War series
A shit load of old RPG games
FTL
Demons Souls
Dark Souls 1+2
F.E.A.R series
Ace Combat series
Borderlands series
Mass Effect series
Elite: Dangerous
Diablo 3
Metro 2033 and Last Light
Blodborne (Orphan of Kos is suffering. Send help.)
>>25594588
Age of Empires 2
Europa Universalis 3
Hearts of Iron 2
Papers, please
Metro Reduxmy only friend owns it, my laptop is too shitty to even try running it.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R Shadow of Chernobyl and Clear Sky
That would be it. I haven't played any of them for several months now, though.
>>25594588
Blizzard's children cards game
AoE series
Final Fantasy series
Dungeon keeper
Darkest Dungeon
FTL
Transistor
Vaillant Hearts
Don't starve
Child of Light
Xenoblade chronicles
That's for the most recent and impotant part at least
>last thread
>>25594688
g i t g u d
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>>25594588
Mario & Luigi
Paper Mario
Phoenix Wright
Shovel Knight
Rune Factory 4
Monster Hunter
999 / Virtue's Last Reward
The World Ends With You
Hearthstone
Bastion
Transistor
Banner Saga
Undertale
>>25594747
You don't know my pain.
>>25594729
>really good
>>25589475
Why is Adachi a horse?
>>25594794
What quest do you run?
>>25594588
Beth Gamesily ToddMostly for the mods tho
AoE2/3/SWGBNo one remembers Galactic Battlegrounds :(
Civ V, but only with the expansions, base game sucked
Dark Souls is fun but blighttown sucks
CS:S>CS1.6>>>CS:GOfite me irl PonyKai
>>25594929M&M
>>25594953
No wonder it sucks. Blunderfailfags get out.
>>25594945
I remember Battlegrounds anon. I fucking loved that game.
Anyone here playing Insurgency?
>>25595022
I got it free from /k/ but I've never installed it...
>>25595030
If you like rather realistic MP or CoOp shooters that don't take 3 hours per round like Arma, it's really good. No hit/kill indicators, no ammo counter or -pooling, minimal HUD, customizable weapons, different modes.. I usually play coop online against bots (which are quite challenging), because that game mode is the most fun in my opinion. Also steam workshop integration. Looks and sounds pretty good, while still running on a toaster. Worth a try for sure, especially if you already have it.
>>25594729
Sunny made it in there. Does anybody need a Sunny Lewd?
Seriously, I'm drunk enough to put it on hte top of the list if some one suggests a position/ situation. I need to render it in.
>>25595164
The big green arena pegasus winning and having his way with her to the crowd's cheers.
>>25595164
Spitroasted by the space catbirds.
>>25595164
You should do a horse genitalia study.
Not to insult, because I think you're quite good, but your mare pussy needs some work.
Compared to some artist's who've near mastered the form, your mare vags tend to look out of place.
something happened
>>25595195
I am honored to have been a part of this masterpiece
>>25595187
Got it, and no offense taken. I do need work on horse pussy rendering... also crotch tits.. My crotch tits are shitty. I'll work on it when, I wake up I suppose.
>>25595164
Only if you mean sundance from JAD
>>25595268
who?
>>25595164
Fuck yes
>>25594729
>super fuck Choosie
>>25595300
A pony
>>25595421
A big pony.
>>25595428
But is she as big as Boulder?
>>25595428
You
>>25595428
>>25595428
You
>>25594588
Metroid series
Mass Effect series
Metal Gear series
Splintercell series
Xcom EU
Anything Gundam related
Binding of Isaac RB (Still need to get AB)
Fallout 3 and NV
Anything Mega Man
Pokemon games (I have a soft spot for the Mystery Dungeon games)
ZoE
STALKER
Starbound
FTL
Jak and Daxter series
Rachet and Clank series
Ace combat series
HAWX
Bioshock games
RuneFactory games
Really, anything that is not racing or sports.
>>25595428 (You)
Active threads
Super: >>25547410
Hijack: >>25591290
FOE: >>25587642
Galloping Steel: >>25540189
JAD: >>25568730
Vampony: >>25568958
Space: >>25553699
Sunset: >>25492329
Coltquest: >>25567713
Semantec Error: >>25592329
Urban Survival: >>25519018
>>25594588
CS:S and GO
Morrowind
Rollercoaster Tycoon
Papers Please
Rogue Legacy
Hearthstone
Civ V
Nuclear Throne
Pokeymans
Nethack
Not the Robots
Dorf Fortress
Jedi Academy
Hotline Miami
Hitman (any of them, specifically Blood Money)
Metal Gear
Prison Architect
Portal
Battlefront 2EA can take a helicopter of dicks up the ass
>>25596155
Mah niggest.
I'm not sure if I will be able to start thread tonight, plus my schedule might get fucked up from Monday to next month.
>>25596194
That's cool. Who are you again though?
bully Treads
>>25596257
bully threads
>>25596257
Treads is not for bully.
>>25596270
exist:^)
>Battlefront 2
Fuckyes. Dat elite guided launcher is all kinds of fun, no?
http://strawpoll.me/6134409
Today I learned that QMs have a good taste in games.
>>25597404
QMs are people too.
Sadistic and twisted, but people all the same.
>>25597382
cyoa players are for varied interests
>>25597569
>8 players and 4 QMs voted in this poll.
>>25597569
But most of those are for loving things.
>>25594291
>Got a winter coat bat daughteru before winter coat Gar
sometimes life hurts
>>25598393
He's working to get the mimic's personality down for when it joins the crew.
[muffled screeching in the distance]
>>25599199
DUDE, BATS LMAO!
>all these deleted posts
Wow rude
Reminder that Tara's face is so stupid it killed Dandy.
>30 minutes til rki bails again
>>25599706
No anon, he wouldn't
Say what you want about Gar but he is really good with words when he want (or needs) to be.
>>25599743
It's kind of his thing. He spoke at political rallies for goodness' sake.
>>25599743
>>25599781
Yeah, I thought that was the general idea behind his cutie mark. Not an actual flame, more a "the fire rises" thing.
>>25599798
He is the walking Shoah after all
>>25599798
But detonating that propane bomb was pretty dope
I really hope Nightlight realizes that it's a bad idea to be out when the shit is going to hit the fan.
>>25599914
Nightbitch already cheated death at the first protest but she wont be able to escape her fate forever
Trottingham: social links and dinner edition, continues:
>>25599984
>>25599706
ShamQuest :DDDD >>25600044
>Use the thing
>How about no
>Get rid of the thing
>You decide to get rid of the thing
>...
>We should get the thing back
>>25600083
Absolute madman, etc.
>>25600085
I want a revote on Easy's name. I wasn't there for that post, and I think she'd suit Bad Choice better.
>>25600210
>just let the retards have their way
wew
>>25600224
Let the retards have their way and then tell them that you let them have their way so that you could call them retards.
>>25599706implying i don't keep track of every second since my last post to feel maximum regrethttps://gyazo.com/870fa93457980fa3a0ddb6cc00ad0978
>>25600242
I'm just glad that you're back bby.
>>25595195
IWTCI Twigpup
JAD got archived again because everyone was sleeping. Where did people go?It was Sunday last time too.
>>25600446
they realized
>>25594053
>That's right, You're taking all of the files they have on a newly auged patient."Swift Wing" Recover the files on Swift Wing.
Even in the grim future of 80's cyberpunk Equestria Shade's still causing problems for questionable ponies
>>25600446
Might as well put this here http://strawpoll.me/6132193
>>25600533
I thought we should get some for Wispy.
>>25600575
Same
>>25600446
Maybe Innkeeper will make another one if he has time to continueor he could take the day off
>>25600575
>>25600587
I don't really think socks are her thing. What about a pair of goggles, or a bandanna?
>>25600650
I just wanted to keep daughteru's hoovsies warm.
>>25600650
Battle socks. They have little swords on them.
>>25600446
Its sucks, 4 in the morning for me.
>>25596236
A certain awfully forgetful Slav, if that helps.
Announcement:
My shedule won't be fucked from Monday. It's being fucked right now. My threads don't tend to stay for extended periods of time, so I am considering putting the quest on hiatus for some time. I'm not too sure yet. Everything is utter mess now.
>>25601236
Me too. Plus, its Monday where I am.
Anyway, My time got eaten up today so I won't be able to run tonight.
>>25595164
>>25595178
>>25595181
>>25595187
>>25595268
>>25595309
I've got to stop drinking rum I promise things to people when I drink rum.
I'll get on this when I have more time.
>>25601400
>drinking rum
I lost all my faith in you.
>>25601418
It was leftover from the eggnog.
>>25601432
>eggnog
>>25601432
>eggnog
What now?
>>25601400
>Sunny and Sunny
w e w
>>25601400
How big is Sundances strap-on?
>>25601504
Flaming motorcycle pone is a go.
>>25601518
>implying she's the one wearing it
>>25601400
>bottom pic
(can't wake up)
>>25601723
Cave adventures continue
>>25601540
>She's always the one wearing it
>>25519018
Simulated terrorism continues
>>25601788
Res
>88
Heh.
>>25601765
When do we get to adventure in Gisela's cave?
>>25601800
>This post is banned in Austria
>>25601803
When we get really fucking wasted.
>>25601768
Trust me, of the two Sunny D's, the little one would definitely be the dom.
>>25601830
Need some of that aphrodisiac powder that's all the rage.
>>25602006
Ground-up Breezie wings?
>>25601975
Sundance is a tortured slave (Used for, killing, sex and other slave like things), if the little Sunny can get past the kill on touch thing she earned the rutting.
>>25602041
Who would do such a thing?
>>25602110
How one could enslave such a large pony?
>>25602110
Did you follow Entrapment? The Sunny's actually have some things in common.
>>25602121
It's easy when large pony is secretly submissive
>>25602121
By hitting them on the nose with a newspaper and spraying them with water when they are bad.
>>25602178
>Submissive big ponyUnf_
http://storytellerdraws.tumblr.com/post/133822881632/taiketshin-ionak-i-was-browsing-my-dashboard
>>25602208
Sounds good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9YsLD5xdJg
>>25602299
Up for tonight.
>>25602121
We are just an Innkeeper in JAD but what we know is that she was a merc and fought for the griffin empire. They attacked the badlands tribes who were fighting each other but got slaughtered when they fought together to take the griffons down.
Sundance was capture, she had a wing torn off, branded, beaten, tortured and raped. Over seven years she had 3 children the first from the tribes Zebrah king who was taken away and brought up by them (She didn't want him) the other 2 were daughters and they let her raise them to keep her under control till they brutally killed them in front of her.
When she escaped she allied with some smaller tribes and conducted a raid and killed the king and killed his family in front of him.
She is now working as an adventure being a brutal killer looking for a reason to die. She doesn't like being touched and Pot Luck is her BFF and we can't give more than a pat of the shoulder.
>>25602382
>>25602382
>>25602382
I thought JAD was supposed to be light hearted jesus christ
>>25602382
What the shit how old is sundance again?
Also geeze, that a story
>>25602382
She's hot a bit of a morbid sense of humor tooplease start up again today Innkeeper...
>>25602382
Oh shit.I like that.
>>25602484
Not exactly give, but I guess she's nearly middle-aged.Not exactly old enough to be Pot Luck's mother, but maybe a decade older at most. She spent most of her younger days in the millitary.
>>25602382
I'm waiting for the part where we get to meet the daughter that was raised away from her.
>>25602484
>>25602478
30 something and I know right. Innkeeper clearly says it better then what I do, but it was a brutal read.
>>25602484
I think she said she was 37.
>>25602532
That will be sad, because the first born was raised by the tribe king and not sundance they would consider her murdering their family and want revenge.
>>25602591Exactly
>>25602634
>>25602591
And here I was thinking I got over the gut wrenching feels of this
>>25602382
>Over seven years she had 3 children the first from the tribes Zebrah king
Haha, fucking racemixer
>>25602532
>>25602591
When we conquer the badlands with our chain of inns we'll definitely have to look into this.
>>25602591
>yfw the tribe kings 'daughter' hated her father and was a proud rebel warrior shrouded from the public eye
>yfw it was she that helped depose the cruel king and allow sunny to take his head
>yfw at the age he last moment, she saw her mother and decided it would be best to just vanish without a trace
>yfw years later a half zebra strolls into an inn, hoping for some r&r
>>25602718
>The first born was male, and was taken form her
>If Zuri is her daughter, Sundance would have recognized her
>Her other two daughters died
>>25602382
Is her theme song Crawling, or something? Jesus fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0 for those who forgot that it's nothin personnel, kid
>>25602838
oh.
Uh...
>The daughter is a 'daughter'
>If you catch my meaning
FIXED
>>25602871It's Emerald
>>25602871
No. No more cross cyoa conspiracy theories. This ends now
>>25602871
>>25602883
>>25602895
Nigga please.
>>25602883
>>25602871
>>25602895
This post is the missing link between Threshold and Entrapment.:^)
>Sundance's long lost son is a little trap
>she meets him when she chases him for his bounty
Now that's that a reunion I wanna see.
>>25602939
PLEASE
I NEED THIS
I always thought that Sundancer horribly clashed with the tone of JAD. We go from teaching cats capitalism to max edge.
>>25602971
We just need to bombard her with our relentless happy sunshine rainbow times until all those edges get worn away.
Anon pls
Finish your grand theory.
>>25602871
Clearly the pregnancy was just a ruse.
>>25602939
Careful now, you know what happened to the last trap that visited the Inn.
>>25603014
Dance the edge away
>>25602971
She's still epic
>>25603064
>Dance the edge away
Better yetwash away the anger.
>>25603064
We will dance every thing away
>>25603038
Are there any other big conspiracy theories out there?
>>25603135
That every bad thing that happened to you in one quest was all orchestrated by one person.
>>25603067
I never said she wasn't awesome, she just... doesn't mesh well with the rest of the CYOA.
Her whole escape and revenge was pretty baller too. Hope she tortured those ziggers real good.
>>25603151
>>25603151
I fucking knew it
>>25603151
Oops.
i want to rip through spacetime and give Sundance a prosthetic wing
>>25603238
Did she lose her left wing? We only make left wings.
>>25603246
Since we're putting on our tinfoil fedoras, I have a theory that Shade's been using us to kill drug dealers in order to get rid of his competition, and he isn't a vigilante at all, just another drug lord who's roped us into helping him
>>25603038
>a powerful noble couple who can't bear children
>in need of an heir
>buy a child from the wild tribes of the badlands
>claim it as their own
>later fall prey to a devious plot by two power hungry killers
>the child runs away
I just can't get over Brandy Byte. She's so cute and innocent looking but because of the rope she has it looks like she's constantly wearing a noose.
>>25603296
She's the upbeat sidekick. I like the idea that all of the tools she has are representations of the functions she can preform.
Big Trouble in Little Neighsia CYOA when?
>>25603095
Even betterdrink your sorrow away.
>>25603307
Let's try this again, eh?
>>25603151
Its the QM, obviously.
>>25603340
Coal burner!
>>25603355
Thank you, Sherlock.
>>25603340
What a mudshark
>>25603340
Yay God I love this cyoa
>>25603364
Elementary, my dear Watson
Who needs to pull the stick out of their butt?
>>25603887
This dog.
Shoving sticks up your ass can't be healthy, what if you get a splinter!
nips pls
>>25604413
>hey look things in NE are heating up!
>lel have some SS
>check out this schedule!
>woops here's your halloween quest
>see you next year!
I bet Nips is gonna do a Christmas quest as well.
>>25604476
>tfw FQ was left back in Julyat this point I think he should just drop FQ
>>25604561
If we get more pictures of Choosie in sexy stockings I'm all for it
>>25604585
Still hoping for nice big CYOA Christmas pic.
>>25602382
>This quest actually gets praise for it's writing
Wew.
>>25604625
I want all the little CYOA pones to gather around the tree with Choosie ready to take the family picture, but then a drunk RITS pone comes stumbling in yelling at Choosie and why she was never good enough for him and his quest failed because of her before storming off to the tavern
>>25604752
Sounds like RITS is going in the naughty corner.
Again.
>>25604752
I want to see a drunk RITSpone stomping in Treads' christmas tanks.
>>25604752
>RITS is a drunkard and an asshole
>Anonguard gets new armor
>Willow gets a giant ball of yarn
>Treads gets tank figures
>Fruit getsanother dildo
>>25604900
only for holidays
>>25604855
>Crushes Gar's mango
>>25604991
>>25604991
[muffled propane explosions in the distance]
>>25603038
I thought I'd work on it last week but I was too busy. It'll probably still take a while. Anything interesting happen last thread?
We should hold our own CYOA award ceremony, to recognize and celebrate the quests we've seen this year. We could nominate different quests for different awards, and then vote in which of the candidates are the most deserving.
>Best Overall Quest
>Best Art
>Best Writing
>Best Lewd
>Most Satisfying Ending
>Most Reliable QM
>Most Improved QM
>Worst Fuck Up by a QM
>Biggest Waste of Potential
>Most Dank Meme
>Most Cancerous Poster(s)
It could be a fun event to mark the end of the year.
>>25605118
Nah.
>>25605102
Not really...?
>>25605102
I found a penny.
>>25605118
>award ceremony
>demerits are on the list
Prepare the fort
>>25605183
>Most likely to pepare the fort
>>25605183
>You will never be invited to the fort
>>25605227
>best fort
>>25605118
I say we hold these close to new years, if at all, as a way to close out the year and look to the future. Also gives us planning time to decide how awards will be quantified.
>>25594588
Recently:
FTL
Binding of Isaac
Valkyria Chronicles
Fire Emblem
Renowned Explorers: International Society
Orion Trail
Total War series
Ironcast
Invisible Inc.
Not so recently:
Stronghold: Crusader
Majesty
Age of Mythology
Star Trek: Starfleet Command I and II
Star Trek: Armada
Star Trek: Klingon Academy
Ground Control II
Impossible Creatures
Railroad Tycoon II
Streaming.https://picarto.tv/TheBirdieBinAlso update later today.
>>25605118
JAD for every single positive one.
>>25605118
RITS for all of them.
>>25594588
EVE Online
GW2
World of Warships
Battlefront 2
Planetside 2, occasionally.
Ace Combat 4
Tiberium Wars
Sins of a Solar Empire
>>25594588
World of Tanks
World of Warships
Armored Warfare
Binding of Isaac: Rebirth
Dark Souls
Terraria
Revengeance
Smash 4
Pokemon series
>>25605472
Hijack is liveunlike dandy
I want to teach Dandy the benefices of check points.
>>25605556
Also listening. Listening is important.
>>25605797
Galloping Steel back up, with a new tank.
>>25605705
>>25605705
>the pessimistic one that only showed up after GC went full retard
>>25605118
http://pastebin.com/qwUvs6Nt
What do people think about changing historical events to shape the setting for a story? Good? Bad?
>>25606192
Yes
>>25606192
It's your world, do what you want.
Starlight will even let you do it.
>>25606192
Yes.
>>25606192
bully
Note to all art QM's; don't forget what your characters cutiemarks are. Escpecially in the scene that the entire fucking CYOA has been leading up to. It may cause problems.
>>25606704
What happened?
>>25606704
What happened?
>>25606704
All is well rki
>>25606757
>>25606766
In Coltquest, where heaping amounts of paranoia is necessary for success and survival, the QM drew the love intrest's qtmark wrong.
>page 10
CYOA is kil
>>25607791
it's a sunday night
peeps gotta go to school/work tomorrow
>>25607791
What you wanna talk about, anon?
I think I might start my CYOA tommorow. Character creation wew.
I keep hearing about treads, but I can't seem to find what Cyoa they're actually from
>>25608783
She's the MC in Galloping Steel.
>tfw partner eats her weight and more in monster meat
>>25609369
we are approaching the end of mission 4
butttouch will be december's flavor.
here's a preview of some things that will be present in the quest.
>>25609500
Meh, I always prefered thew Buttscope II
The non telescoping design and more rigid construction helped me penetrate my objectives much more successfully.
>>25606704I have made a terrible mistake.
>>25604941
>Fruit gets another dildo in the ass while his sister rapes him in front of the other guests.
Ftfy
>>25609500
>we are approaching the end of mission 4
>Trottingham died last night
God damnit.
>>25609970We'll just call the new thread #4.1 and carry on.
>>25609390
Look at that stupid murderous face.
So I just finished the finale.
How could it start so strong but end like that?
I feel like Unique is now a weaker quest because of it too, character wise. Funny that he predicted the multiple universe thing though.
Sloth please come back.
>>25610051
Multiple timelines, single universe.
>>25610051They should've largely cut out the adventure in Nightmare Moon timeline (could've done it by having NMM and her goons find Twi and Spike the moment they came out of the time warp). That would've given more time to better flesh out the ending. I think they should've had Twilight allude to her own reconciling with Moon Dancer and used that to rekindle hope in Starlight's heart.
>>25610066
I believe most people's issue is in the villain's motivation, how it resolves is just a side effect of that.
>>25609500
>Not buttoculars
>>25609615
Wouldn't a strap on be better?
>>25610073
>>25610066 again. I didn't actually have a problem with the motivation.As we saw with Troubleshoes, trauma relating to the acquisition of cutie marks appears to be a very real thing in Equestria. I can buy that Starlight's solution to the problem she perceived seemed like the right thing to do.
>Gets arm stuck in vending machine
>Blames capitalism
Never change Pen
>>25610066
>>25610073
>>25610094
IMO it would have worked better if he had multiple friends ditch her once they got their marks.
My biggest problem though is that Twilight told her to "make new friends"
But there are several problems with that.
1: She did "make new friends" when she gathered disaffected pones and founded her village.
2. Alt-Twilight was obviously totally incapable of making new friends too, which is why the baddies won.
>>25610118Hence why I think it would've been better if she'd suggested Starlight get back together with her old friend, like she herself did with Moon Dancer.
>>25610118
My problem is really in the "BFFs forever!" one day and "Never spoke to him again". It would have been better if they wrote letters to each other but those tapered off quickly as he got used to his new life. It was the abruptness I suppose.
>>25610104
Griffon quest when?
>>25610136
(I guess I'll stop putting spoiler tags around my posts, since no one else is)
Hence why I think truncating the NMM timeline to give more time for the ending would've been a good idea.
What Resurrected sings on the shower
>>25610152
In theory it wouldn't work, but realistically it wouldn't matter. This show has rushed these kind of moments several times when they could do them much better.
I wonder if there's a reason for that or it's just that the writers can't write redemptions properly.
>>25610173
"Gas the bats, gas the bats, gas them so they won't come back!"
>>25610177
Probably more of the latter. Certainly getting Josh "only four episodes and three of them were middling at best" Haber to write the finale can't have helped.
>>25610173
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0yJn-5hpU94
>>25610148
When we get a picture of every slav burd from all the quests squatting and/or drinking.And one of them must be doing this http://youtu.be/NT0epw9P7-o
>>25610148
>The adventures of Pen and Gis as they attempt to drink at every bar in Equestria
>>25610208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgAnCu6cAQw
>Slav birds + knife games
>>25610208
Mackie could do that. That dude is fucking loaded with knives.
>>25610208
We need a picture of Gisela squattingon Pen's dick
>>25610219
>CYOA about them running a bar
>Monday for The Drunken Sailor
>Thuesday for Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
>Wednesday for Chicago Department Store
>Thursday for Irish Drinking Song
>Friday for Hoedowns
>Saturday and Sunday for other stuff that involves getting drunk
>>25610274
>CYOA of Pen and Gis running a bar with guaranteed drunken shenanigans
Fund it now
CYOA about Testla magic?
>>25610300
>Blitz is their manager
>>25610338
MAD SCIENCE
>>25610338
>you get into a patent war with Edison
>>25610475
>a MAGIC patent war
Storm kind of has a point. Despite our villain name we try really hard to stay calm.
>>25610791
Doesn't help when every super in the city does their level best to piss her off.
>>25610791
I'd like to think Easy, as her name might suggest, is actually a laid back mare, but years of irritation have worn down her temper about some things.
Plus if you could shit fire you'd probably try to stay calm too.
>>25610349
>B-but Gis... I thought WE were best friends
>Sorry Blitz, but Pen here is a better drinking partner
>>25611033
>Drama: The Neverending CYOA
>Coming soon to this general
>>25611033
>Blitz hits Pen with a lamppost for friend rights
>feels bad about it
>gives them back
>becomes best friends with Pen and accidentally friendkeks Gis
>feels worse
Being Blitz is suffering.
>>25611033
>I cant believe that Gis preffers Pen's friendship to mine
>>25611121RULES OF FRIENDSHIP
>>25611127
What the hell are you doing anon? You cant cross 2 different memes from 2 different boards!
>>25611135
METAL BLITZ PSYCHO: REFRIENDGEANCE
>>25611097
>Blitz you are of coolest pony I know
*sad racist unicorn noises in the backround
>>25611135
DON'T CROSS THE MEMES!
>>25610349
>Blitz and Gar start a family run bar
would last a couple of days tops.
>Blitz finally makes it home and meets Gar
>things are going well, then Gar mentions Blitz's relationship
>Blitz tells him to stuff his opinion, but Gar stutters out that's not what he meant
>then Ast, Floral, Shade, Nightlight and Hype walk in
>Gar tries to explain through the streams of sweat
>then Pen kicks the door down, saying he's going to smash whoever was shouting at his 'special cyka'
Alchemy is up again >>25611490
>>25611280
Wat
Bats. Not even once.
>>25611033
>>25611088
>>25611199
>>25611599
>>25611673
blitz really needs to get that copy of equestrian Psycho
What's Chalk going to do now that equality horse is reformed?
>>25612061
die
>>25612064
So what, she's just gonna forget about her good little pawn who she sent on a probable suicide mission?
>>25612254
yes
>>25611199
>H-hey dad, you remember that bar that me and Gar started?... Yes that one. Well anyway, Gar sort of got into some propane tanks and, well do you mind if we come back home for a little while?
>>25612061
>reformed Glimmer tries to both save and reform Chalk
Heh. Methinks Starlight's creation would be a little much for her to handle.
I'm pretty sure Chalk would chew her and spit her out at the first oppertunity, considering she's the only one who holds power over her.
I'm aproximately 180 000 seconds late, but now I'm here
>>25612611
So did Coltshan give in once again?
>>25612829
After I spent the entire quest grilling him for details he seems to have just run away. He'll probably be back again for more bullying.
My mouth is full of sweet delcious braeburn juice.
>>25612829
This was his sixth try at CYOA.
He's a persistent little shit, I'll give him that.
>>25612916
Nips pls
>>25612918
I think the biggest flaw right now is that he keeps trying to make his CYOAs in this broken world he created several quests ago. I had to ask him like 20 questions before I understood some items well enough to decide to buy them.
>>25612979
I agree.
His problem is that he's trying to repurpose the same idea over and over with a slightly different cookie cutter medieval story.
Try something different for goodness' sake, because clearly it's not working.
>>25613015
Also judging by the titles of his quests he really wants to shove that generational mechanic down or throats. The only time it's been used we spent like 90% of the quest as the character he created rather than the one we made and then we were told to just forget about them and move onto more of his generated characters before the first thread was even done.
>>25612916
M O D S
O
D
S
Whats the most current map of Equestria? I want to double check my geography before starting my CYOA.
>>25613128
>>25613078
I don't necessarily disagree with playing as a pre-generated character, though.
Some of the quests I enjoyed most have main characters that were designed by the QM.
Heat, Unique, and 11-54, to name a few.
However, if he's going to let the players design an MC, let them use the MC.
>>25612979
>>25613015
>>25613078
probably doesn't help that he constantly rips mechanics off of other things but never actually does it well. In my opinion anyway.
>>25613149
This map makes me excited for s6and 7, at least the the one or two episodes that will play anywhere near those new places.
>>25613149
>people showing first looks at updated map
>first thought was "look at all those places we'll never see"
Oh well...
>>25613229
That's what CYOA is for.
>>25613234
cyoa is for suffering
>>25613248
I think you're confusing cyoa and cyoapones.
>>25613152
At least effort is put into those per-generated character. Coltshan is terrible at making characters focusing more on the things that happen around them. If we didn't challenge him we would be railroaded from one battle scene to the next with text based cutscenes to force-feed us lore and story.
>>25613258
>implying we aren't here just to suffer
>>25613258
>implying players don't suffer
every second is just endless pain for both pones and players
>>25613274
>Batcancer meme
>>25613295
>>25613277
But who suffers the most?
Which CYOApone and his/her players is the pinnacle of suffering?
>>25613321
RGS
Trottingham, one of those quests in a place that shows in the map but not in the episodes, continues:
>>25613430
>>25613295
One important questions still has not been answered.
Which Sunny D would be the top if they had sex?
http://strawpoll.me/6145531
>>25589475
>"Which Bat Cancer Are we Talking About?"
>>25613666
Was the Bat Cancer all part of your plan Satan?
>>25613274
>>25613313
>>25613477
>>25613666
>>25613710
Are we beng invaded by batfags again?
>>25613878
ebin
rev up those memers
>>25613149
I admit I'm curious how they intend to reconcile this map with the in-show cutie map being notably different.
>>25613983
>Thinking the show creators give a fuck when they have to edit or tweak the universe to fit something in.
Well, they did just fuck, With Time.
>>25613878
No anon, you are the batfag
>>25613983
It's not THAT different.
Yeah some things like the griffon lands and the undiscovered west, but it's not like they didn't already just ad a whole scrap of land where once was just ocean.
Might as well post the other fim maps I have. If anyone needs them.
A nice piece of art form before the Cutie map.
The old canon map.
>>25614119
Ghastly Gorge is fucking immense.
From the first arc of the comics, displays the area behind the Macintosh hills.
>>25614034
Some stuff like the griffon lands wasn't seen just because we'd never been shown that far yet. Equestria itself spontaneously gaining a good 15-20% more territory over what was previously explicitly ocean is a bit harder to explain.
>>25614025
If I was, then I would've found retarded batmemes like that remotely funny.
>>25614144
Oh, I always wondered where the hell that was supposed to be.
>>25614177
>GS died
>>25614231
emperor protect us
>>25614144
>Wave of nostalgia from when the comics were good and we looked forward to visiting all the places on that map.
>>25613149
>>25614150
Those ponies are so lazy. I mean they didn't even bother mapping the coast of their country.
Even now the new bit is just "undiscovered".
A third of the population can fly and rest on clouds but none of them bothered going out that way.
Lazy bird pones.
>>25614231
i like them 'text to speech' emperor vids too :D
>>25614150
They may be doing this shit.
>>25614256
Guess with mythological beasts beating down their back door, not much motivation to leave the comforts of home.
Ponies seem to be afraid of the unknown, things they can't control.
Just look at the Everfree. Even the prospect of the animals taking care of themselves and the weather changing on its own horrified them.
>>25614382
Unlike Based Humans ponies are historically prey animals.That's why ponies are shy.
>>25614256
>City directly next to the 'undiscovered' territory
>Cloud city at that, good visibility for miles
>"Nah man they just didn't see it yet"
Nigga please
>>25614361
If that's so, we're looking at some truly massive terraforming projects. Those projects are about 46 square kilometers; altogether on Earth I think we've built somewhere around ~1400 square kilometers of deliberately constructed island. Equestria appears to have gained at least 15% of its continental territory. For reference, this is like an area the size of Alaska appearing off the US west coast.
Guys, is alchemy CYOA up?
>>25614513
>What is the catalog?
>>25614507
What they never tell you about is the alicorn of the earth locked away and doing her own thing.
>>25614507
That's how the ponies make war. They don't kill you, they just steal the land right under you, leaving you to drown in the oceanic cataclysm.
Magic is fucking terrifying.
>>25614507
Just shows how lazy they are. Didn't even bother to look that way!
Lazy lazy lazy bird poners.
>>25614533
Thank you!
>>25614532
Fire!
>>25614574
Careful with that. You'll burn down a grocery store/apartment building.
>>25614566
Who
>>25614231
Guess we'll just have to bully untill panzer comes back with a new thread
>>25614617
The bird poners.
>>25614630
Who
>>25614650
Fucking owls.
>>25614650
Bird. Poners.
>>25614666
>>25614667
>>25613477
When will Fatty Batty meet his true love Tubby Tara?
>>25614679
>>25614667
Who?
>>25614685
>Gar's stupid-faced daughter gets together with Shiny.
Sounds good to me.
>>25614689
BIRD
PONERS
>>25614718
Yes?
>>25614718
No anon its birb poners
>>25614745
Yes.
>>25614764
>>25614759
No no, those are griffons. It's a play on the words 'bird' and 'barb', because cat dicks have barbs ya see.
Birb.
>>25614802
I have those too
>>25604752
low-res WIP
I need better animation tools than my video editorRemind me to finish this in the next thread
>>25614858
Who gave them the presents? Choosie?
>>25614858
This CYOA Christmas special needs CYOA mothers. Unfortunately the only ones I know of are Vex and Sundance.
>>25615101
Sunny D
>>25615101
Well, there's alsoPine.
But...
>>25615101
WHISPEN
>>25615113
That fucking face every time.
>>25615118
But what? The mammoth was a bad dream, and after her last CYOA folded Pine got a new job playtesting foals' card games. She even got her own mammoth in the process!
>>25614858
>Steel is now considered the Protag of Hijack
This upsets me greatly.
>>25615386
>>25615386
...He's not? I looked in on it once or twice and assumed it was him, a catbird, a mare, and a shitpone on zany adventures through the universe of stolen content trying to stop a witch or something. He seemed like the focal point to me.
>>25615386
>>25615386
You realize he's been in every chapter right?
>>25615433
birb came first
>>25615445
Not the first chapter
>>25615457
Every perspective then.
>>25615433
Willow was created at the start has was the mc for the first 3 chapters. Steel and Tara have lead a chapter each.
>>25615433
Hijack doesn't have a main character.
Right now we're playing Tara.
Before that we played Steel.
Before that, willow.
>>25615472
first 2 chapters.
>>25615475
yeah oops meant 2
>>25615428
>>25615439
I just miss my goofy Catbirb adventures
>>25615506
You can always vote for cat birb in butt quest
>>25615506FACE JUDGEMENT
>>25615515
I will but I don't think it will be enough.
>>25615520What a nerd.
>>25615386
I can't imagine why
Oh
Right
Because he shows up fucking everywhere
>>25615570
Except the first chapter
:^)
>>25615462
>>25615478
can we?
>Anons say playing the same character is boring
>Have steel in all but one chapter and Proto steel in that one.
>>25615667
y tho
>>25615667
You don't need our permission m8.
JUST
>>25613277
No, players don't care.
>>25615667
You can do it if you want, I won't create it but I'll play out of curiosity
>>25615680
Steel wasn't in Tara's chapter until the players voted to find Steel.plus his support skillset is just downright superior to the others
>>25614858
When does drunken RITS burst in?
>>25615667
>undertale
fuccbois incomin
>>25615687
Reminder that JUST is a shitty meme.
>>25611514
Alchemy's art has improved quite a lot.
I would follow the quest if it wasn't already 16 threads long. That's just a bit too much backlog for me to marathon through.
>>25615610
Well duh, that was his granddad's chapter :^)
>>25615800
>not posting superior version
>>25615833
But that's not his granddad doofus.
>>25615742
That's what I mean They say they don't want the same characters and then vote for the same characters. Its just odd.
new thread when
>>25615845
That's becausepeople don't know what they want.
>>25615847
It's le over
>>25615800
Why is he angry?
>>25615847
Never. CYOAG ist tot.
>>25615847
when this one is about to die.
>>25615845
I just want to play as someone we haven't met before damn it.
>>25615857
because while the volume was respectable, he lacked stamina.
>>25615857
He's not angry. He just takes the quest for custard very seriously.
>>25615865
Might as well just start a new Quest then.
>>25615845
You're knocking down a strawman, nobody who wanted to play new characters wanted the old characters to just fall off the planet the second their mission ended. That would be terrible.
People wanted new characters and we are playing new characters. Hell, we had never even seen Tara fight when we picked her. So whats the problem?
>>25615800
>>25615833
Looks like dick sucking is a family thing
Genetic maybe?
>>25615936
Passed down the Charge family line for generations!
>>25615920
Not having them drop off the planet and having the same character to do the exact same things are 2 very different things.
>>25615955
Just as well that's not what's happened then.
>faggots taking over the thread again
>>25615955
where are the same characters doing the exact same things?
What you're describing is exactly why we moved on from willow, it's not what's happened since.
>>25615800
Willow X Steel Reign lewd when?
>>25615965
>>25615985
>Granpappy steel stoic support tank in chapter one
>steel support stoic tank in chapter 2
>Steel MC stoic Tank in chapter 3
>Steel Support stoic tank in chapter 4
Yeah he has changed so much.
>>25615946
You mean the Steel family?
>>25616008
>why aren't people voting for different MCs?
>they are
>but this character hasn't magically changed for no reason!
Uh, okay? You do remember what we were actually talking about?
>>25615985
yeah we moved from willow. Why can't we move from Steel?
>>25615955
If you mean Steel repeating his supporting roll, then again that's because the alternatives suck. Probably something Hijacku should work on.
I mean, which would you rather have:
Steel Charge:
Pile Bunker: Gore target with a spellblade and detonate inside the target.
Siege Perilous: Grapple target enemy, intercepting next attack and granting 100% accuracy to allies.
Half-Guard: Intercept an attack
Adamantium Cuffs: Attempt to seize control of target creature.
Keys:
Tactical Scanner - Analyse enemy tactics. Reveal the next move an enemy will perform.
Intelligence Briefing - Provide additional information about the enemy. Reveals enemy weakness and resets any resistances
Rubble Salvo - Deal heavy physical damage to an enemy with stones.
>>25616046
Steel should have come back in as a trap ninja in chapter 3.
>>25615973Heh.
>>25616046
>Uh, okay? You do remember what we were actually talking about?
Yeah I do.
Maybe you should reread what I posted before you join in.
>>25615973
Thread's auto sages anyway.
>>25616068
>Intelligence Briefing
Are you sure you aren't describing Lily?
>>25616109
Yes, then you said having someone as an MC is the same as having him as a NPC.
>>25616144
No I said people wanted to see new characters but keep bringing the same character back.
>>25616166
But they don't want to see new characters. They want to play new characters. There's a difference.
>>25616184
yeah they want change without actually changing anything.
>>25616250
If you consider switching MCs no change, then sure.
>>25616250
Like congress?
>>25615667
I can imagine Choosie having a sans-like attitude
>>25616359
Late start and posting in a dying thread, but we up!
Its still the same players playing. The combat is still all about abusing the combo system and players choices haven't changed that much.
New thread
>>25616388
>>25616369
What the hell does that mean
>>25616444
it meanscheck 'em