Episode 523: The Hooffields and McColts
Written by Joanna Lewis & Kristine Songco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgKs24zq8NM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3dug5f
Friendship is Magic #36 storytimed here!
>>25470067
One group adventure and three duos later, and it's still not necessarily the end of it. As long as that map's active, the six throne holders will always have to stay frosty for any occasion. They're tied to the Tree of Harmony as it is now, and it wouldn't do to ignore their callings, as it were. Luckily, the summons haven't been at times when they'd have to make serious choices between their own activities and careers and friendship problems.Too bad about Sisterhooves Social, though.But without an idea of how it operates, they're subject to the whims of an unknowable power.
Well, it's not like Equestria will fall apart if they don't, is it?
>>25481419
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 522: What About Discord?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5lYZG-osXw
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3cus4l
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Nov. 21: Episode 524 – The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Nov. 28: Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Nov. 28: Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
>"Omlette du frommage~"
>>25486384
muh
>>25481861
Man, that is really well done.
There had better be more Souls threads after DS3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1LmRjxGqls
Would you take care of mare during her time of burning need?
https://derpibooru.org/1024018?scope=scpe45c064e0fc20113a2aa9c7256d1692cd49c37584
Season 1 is overrated
>What's a waifu?
>>25486418
http://www.wikihow.com/Express-a-Cat's-Anal-Glands
>>25486421
I will kick you in the horse
>>25486431
To some,you.
Season 3 is the worst season.
Pony should pony pony.
>>25486455
and the other seasons too
https://derpiboo.ru/1024657
>>25486404
KISS ME, BEAUTIFUL!
>>25486496
holy unf
>>25486496
Wow, a link that didn't lead to something horrible for a change. Are you ok, mlpg?
>>25486492
Season 3 is objectively shit.
>Pinkie Pie becomes a screaming non-character
>Crystal Empire was a disappointment.
>MMC was a shit episode.
>Had mediocre episodes like Spike at Your Service
>No Rarity episodes
>Shorter season than others
>>25486512
>Spike at Your Service
what was that episode about anyways?
Pony's going to fedex her fetish to you
>>25486526
Spike gets saved by Applejack, and becomes her personal bitch because his dragon code says so. Applejack doesn't like that, and tries to get rid of him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plaqs6fKog4
>>25486512
At least the Empire made Megaspells canon.
I'm not sure whether to applaud it or chastise them for ripping off F:OE.
Drone pony wants a job at Amazon.
>>25486544
A Canterlot Wedding already did.
Is it just me or is Applejack ...just kinda there
>>25486512
>Pinkie Pie becomes a screaming non-character
so glad we got to see more of that in The One Where She Knows
>>25486547
>"Here is your package, sir."
>'Thanks.'
>"Copy that."
>"Did he like it?"
>"Affirmative."
>"Copy that."
>"Copy that, copy that."
>"Copy that copy."
>'Leave.'
>>25486552
Too right.
Will we get a preview for the finale?
>>25486554
I don't hate Applejack, but I hate how they're written.
Applejack episodes take place in their own self-contained universe that only has her interacting with her family.
>>25486573Hopefully not. There's enough spoilers already.
What if the episode itself this Saturday is mediocre, but the song is great?
>>25486577
That's the only time I like her. She's awful in group episodes.
>>25486398
God I sure hope one of the show writers or producers actually said something like that to the IDW crew.
I would pay for tickets to see that burn
>>25486568
I'd love them.
Which of the Mane Six has the worst episodes?
>>25486577
I wonder if Lauren had a plan for her that extended beyond surrendering to character tropes
>>25486611
>She's awful
yup.
>>25486626
Dash if we're counting Tanks and MMDW
>>25486629
AJ was first to fall to writing pitfalls
With AKR gone it's Pinkie's turn
Earth ponies have it hard
>>25486618
Too bad that this happen. Thankfully, this episode was the worst one in season 5.
>>25486636
It's funny how even the show writers hate the idea of rainbow power.
>>25486629
Applejack had some promise, but there's like nothing to do with her.
She needs more conflict than
>muh appul farm
>muh famlee
>>25486626
Fluttershy. Always the same thing, over and over again.
>>25486647
But she'll have a conflict in this Saturday's episode.
>>25486645
Rainbow Power is a good idea, executed poorly.
With something like Rainbow power, they can take an idea like that, and take on bad guys.
Like how G1 MLP had the Rock Dog, Catrina, Somnambula, and a bunch of other secondary villains.
>>25486644
>Worst S5
TftM exists
>>25486657
We'll see how it works. I bet you that he's going to keep her friend from being successful, and try and drag her down to keep her a hick.
>>25486660
"Rainbow Power" is just the EoH with less plot relevance
>>25486629
AJ was probably going to be the loremaster of the world, with Fluttershy knowing the animals and AJ knowing the old stories. Somehow Pinkie filled that role in the rare times it comes into play. Even though she didn't live in ponyville as a child. Or had family there. And from a character that we've never seen.
>>25486577
muh family
muh apples
muh farm
>>25486679
The difference, is that the elements are a physical object.
And the show can't really make any claims of plot relevance. Any veneer of plot can be bypassed completely by corporate mandate, like Twilight's castle superseding the abandoned everfree castle.
>>25486687
>muh
You can literally make fun of any character's personality with that.
>>25486660
>>25486679
It's the G1 Rainbow of Light but more toyetic.
>muh pets
>muh shyness
>muh shell
>muh I can't learn a lesson
>>25486682
>Somehow Pinkie filled that role
And they rarely manage to do that in a way that isn't obnoxiously randumb
>muh coolness
>muh awesomeness
>muh wonderbolts
>>25486723
>Muh sweet blue incredibly taut ass
>muh dresses
>muh darling
>muh drama
>>25486715
>>25486723
That's not the way you do it. It's supposed to sound dumb
>>25486715
>>25486723
>muh books
>muh wings
>>25486711
The elements of harmony functioned exactly like the rainbow of light already
the way it took down nightmare moon in the pilot was nearly identical to how the rainbow took down tirek in g1
>muh rumble
>muh bow
>muh holy grail
>muh screaming
>muh parties
>muh pinkee pwomise
>>25486757
>holy grail
What.
>>25486755
But Nightmare Moon wasn't totally obliterated like Tirek was.
>>25486745
What a slut.
>muh showmareship
>muh bear
>muh amulet
>muh syntax
>>25486765
Probably referencing her ginormous dick.
>>25486775
The rainbow of light didn't just obliterate tirek it also flew around and de-dragonified the ponies
in the exact same way it wrapped around nightmare moon and transformed her back into luna
>>25486679
The Elements of Harmony will return in Season 6.
>>25486715
Nigga, did you watch the latest episode where she gave a speech in front of two entire families of ponies?
She's definitely getting less and less shy as the show goes on.
>muh wings
>muh scootah
>muh cutee mark>muh chickun
>>25486745
>kissing the giant mare while she hooves your colt cock
>>25486803
She's going to forget it all, just in time for the next Fluttershy episode.
>muh bull
>muh bear
>muh courier
>>25486824
Ulysses was an annoying bitch. Blowing his monologuing brains out was so gratifying.
>>25486824
Celebrate good pones, cmon.
>muh magic
>muh ponies
>muh scorpan
>>25486843
Is this a good pone?
>ask Google questions about your favourite pony
>post results
>muh crying
>muh reading
>muh party
>>25486861
That's definitely a pony, I can tell from the pixels and having touched many ponies in my time.
>muh raspiness
>muh discipline
>Hey guys!
>It's your AWESOME waifu, Rainbow Dash!
>>25486884
That's a retcon of the real Spitfire
>>25486861
Reminder that Pinkie is the only adult pony we've seen on the show wearing diapers.
>>25486900
how's it goin?
>>25486900
You aren't my waifu, cheese master
>>25486900
More like boresome!
Because she's boring!
>>25486907
>Being awesome, flying around and being the all-round best Pony in Ponyville!
>>25486900
IMPOSTOR!
>>25486923
keep up the good work
>muh BAAAAAAAAG
>muh memes
>muh dykes
>muh gwumpiness
TouchThePony
>>25486953
>muh bench
>muh waifu
>muh imported oats
>>25486958
no.
Pone is not for touching.
>>25486953
You forgot
>muh Tyler the Creator
>>25486780
>muh bear and bull
I wonder if the ponies ask themselves why their nation is being constantly attacked by monsters ever since Luna came back from the moon.
>>25486986
not canon
>>25486972
I'm going to touch her.
My legs are much longer and I can outlast her because two legs are more efficient than 4 marshmallowy ones.
>>25486998
THOUSANDTH YEAR
What's it like to go to sleep in a bed filled with horses?
>>25487036
Bags of sand
>"This burning desire in my fist tells me to defeat you!"
What's it like to go to sleep in a bed filled withfillies?
>>25487036
farty and sweaty with a faint hint of horse faeces
>>25487060
tiny bags of sand
>>25487059
Go wait your turn behind the other reformed villains
>>25487059
>Sunset Shimmer will never slide her "burning desire" into your asshole.
>>25487060
Like falling asleep with a bunch of those marshmallows you put in in hot chocolate.
>even AIs prefer the winged unicorns
>>25487000
false
>>25487121
well duh
they're kind of the best
>>25487121
Cleverbot knows, bruh.
>>25486884
qtest bird horse.
>>25487078
>"happy birthday Anon!"
>>25487142
every bird horse is a qt
even the ones who have no names
>>25487122
I've seen this fanart before
>>25487121
spongebob confirmed for best pony
>>25487121
>Cleverbot is behind all the fillyposting in MLPG
>>25487165
I want to belly rub ALL the ponies.
I'll probably be arrested eventually.
>>25487206
not if you make a legitimate business of it. build a stand and start selling your services.
Filly asks you to stop touching her wings. They're very sensitive and you're making her feel weird.
>>25487232
as the princess requests, so shall I obey
does she still want her horn filed?
>>25487232
Fine.
diamond tiara is being really flirty with you
what do
>>25487293
Get a colt.
>>25487293
get her to buy me things
try not to fall in love with her
>>25487300
>get her to buy me things
i don't think you get how this works
>>25487300
>get her to buy me things
Considering her talent, you'll end up doing it instead anyway.
>>25487316
yeah but Equestria has flipped gender roles so I get to be the one she takes shopping
>>25487322
true
odds are pretty good I'm going to end up her pet, but that's a chance I'm willing to take
>>25487232
filly didn't say that
So, we probably won’t get a preview this week?
Do you miss her?
>>25487366
Isn't she just a recolor of Bon Bon?
>>25486745
who is this artist i am loving his stuff
>>25487316This is a good fetish
>>25487366
>she got fat and has kids now
i miss the highschool version of her
>>25487372
no, her mane is similar but different
and you wouldn't call her a recolor since she uses the same color pallet
>>25487360
Well that depends, is her husband a horse?
>>25487408
yes
>>25487366
Who?
>>25486611
She's capable of being cute, but rarely funny like Rarity or Pinkie.
Chance of a preview tomorrow?
Bark!
>>25487300
>>25487316
>>25487322
>Diamond can I have a couple bits?
>Sure~ Oh, would you buy me that dress? I'd look sooo good in it.
>>25487442
I named my dog companion in an game I'm playing "filly"
it's fun times
>>25487384
>mfw she got pregnant at 20
>>25487337
>Equestria has flipped gender roles
Does it really?
Pinkie has a plan!
>>25487384
>>25487467
I didn't come here to feel this.
>somecry
>>25487449
I'm going to buy her a suit instead
>>25487475
Does he even draw pone anymore or has he given up on it?
Filly discovered she was bicycle sexual.
How bad would Spike's farts smell?
>>25487508
http://www.superzooi.com/3961/the-dildo-bike-ride/
unf
Filly decided to call you 'daddy' to annoy you from now on.
>>25487512
depends on the type of gems he ate
>>25487524
good, that gives me the right to fuck her mom
also to give her a good spankinga tongue spanking
>>25487547
>mom
Rehnbow Deysh, I have to admit, I've never feld dis way about anodder living creature before. I want yeou to know dat even dough you're a horse I felt something inside me dat I never realized was meesing.
Pony read that twerking was a form of human courting. She has been practicing.
Let's talk about MILFS
>>25487487
unf
I don't even like the weird Diamond Tiara domination thing but I think I could get behind this now.
>>25487601
Twilight's roleplaying is getting weird.
>>25487601
>you will never fuck Twilight and her mom
>>25487601
thats shout right
i like shouts art
his ponies are cute
>>25487620
>she wants you to dress up like her dad
>things get REALLY weird
>the next morning she waddles into the bedroom hysterically crying
>there's a pillow or something stuffed under her shirt
>"Here comes the baby! The baby we'll give away!"
>she pulls out a small doll of herself from under the shirt and collapses into your arms
>>25487639
Yes
>>25487657
>"Here comes the baby! The baby we'll give away!"
I don't want to play anymore.
>>25487657
Ahh, the miracle of birth.
>>25487673
>She forces a very confused spike to send the doll to Celestia
>Starts bawling immediately afterward
>>25487662
fuck you pony thats like a $15 overpriced bullshit milkshake i'm not sharing shiiiiiiiiiit
Filly doesn't understand what sex is. She giggles and laughs at your erection, asking what that is and what you're planning on doing with it.
>>25487723
>Going to the greasy slut and not feeding fat burger mares
I think the hayburger would be the restaurant you're looking for.
>>25487759
>2000 pounds of pussy and ass
>>25487748
Its a scam to fool idiots out of their money. anytime you order food or drink for a working mare the waitress switches it out for the cheaper non-alcoholic or fat free version so the house makes more money from horny nerds.
>>25487736
>wiggle it in filly's face, poking and teasing her with it and laughing
>>25487759
>made in China
I fucking told you, fags. Chinese children were making the plushes.
>>25487817
well obviously
did anyone not know that?
>>25487759
>all that rarity
you have no idea what i would do to have access to that many raritys. you know other than put in the hard work to become successful at a career and make enough money to be able to afford to waste money on dumb shit.
>>25487736
Why am I showing a random filly my erection?
>>25487817
what country do you want your rarity from? sweden?
>>25487848
i was just walking around ponyville naked, since it is the custom there.
I just happened to walk past a window where sweaty mares are working out inside. the erection was unavoidable.
>>25487817
>>25487891
What happens if this filly bites my filly?
>>25487891
filly please
in this house we only transform in to ponies
ponies transforming in to other things is strictly forbidden
>>25487891
What a qt.
>>25487927
please stop battling the fillys against eachother like pokemon
>>25487940
no
answer the question
The fillies are biting each other again.
>>25487940
Don't you tell me how to raise my filly.
>>25487950
good fillies
>>25486687
muh coolness
muh dresses
muh animals
muh angst
I'm so excited for next week's episode.
>>25488026I don't feel excited for this week's episode because of the finale.Sorry AKR.
>>25487940
Filly is not for pokemon, filly is for training pokemon
Pony called you a freak, and a lame-ass rapper whose lines were weak
>>25488041
>not training your ponymon
>>25488060
why is twily wearing handpanties
>>25488050
Tell filly to drop some beats so I can destroy pony.
>>25488081
because her hooves were naked
The Pony
The Pony: the human.
has
>>25488036
I wish pony's name was Dan Droughbecause I wish she'd get out of my hair
>>25488112
shimmer pls go back to being a pony
>>25488104
>>25488112
>>25488116
What are you trying to say pony? Sound it out.
Cheerilee wants you to be her special guest for a sex ed class she's teaching the colts and fillies.
y/n
>>25488122that show is so dumb, but so good
>>25488156
Can we talk about that pony?
I like that pony.
She's cute.
Pony is not for 420.
>>25488174
Please see
>>25488172
pony is not for ponying
Games ponies shouldn't play:
>
>>25488185
>>25488112
Ponies: created to pony itself. Humans: created to receive ponies. Parasite: sexual in nature. Byproduct: unintended extinction.
Requirement: merging of human pony organics.
>>25488174
Oh no, too late!
Pony injected all the marijuanas, and left none for you!
>>25488220
I hope she didn't inject marijuana behind her eyeballs! That could cause her heart to explode!
Filly wants to be a drug trafficker when she grows up.
>>25488174
You're not the boss of me, narc.
Something something stoned DJ Acid
>>25488220
Congratulations Fluttershy you just injected a shitload of b20 and apparently huffed a spoon full of brown sugar.
>>25488286
pint-sized dj acid taking rips from a gigantic bong
>>25488286Shit taste. You have it.
Filly secretly watched you jack off. She asks you what you were doing and if she can see you do it again. She especially liked the part at the end.
Filly... I'm a filly.
>>25488392
it's called "masturbating while playing video games"
I'll do it again in a couple hours
tune in tomorrow morning for "masturbating while laying in bed"
Filly asks you to stop saying the word filly so much.
>>25488392
>She especially liked the part at the end.
the crying or the farting?
>>25488286DJ Acid anally fisting you with crisco that's got cannabutter mixed into it.
>>25488453
>"dude that's not even gonna get me hiiiiiiIIIIII"
Filly wants to practice her deepthroating on you.
>there hasnt been any good dj acid art in 2 years
why did the artist stop drawing his most popular character?
>>25488466
Fuck off BEA
>>25488513
Why don't you ask them
MARRY THE PONY
MARRY HER
>>25488286Something something lewdprincess ultrafetishes
space looks like fun
>>25488580
she looks a little low on air
>>25488580
I want to fart inside Dash's spacesuit
>>25488589
that sounds deadly
>>25488580
I want to unzip her suit just enough to reach into it and fondle her inside it.
I miss you MLPGwe never see each other anymore
>>25488603
>>25488650
Just come around and hang out man
Does anyone have a webm of after Flutters says that she might not be able to scream for help if she's got a mouth full of chewy candy and Plenka just pushes the bag off the counter without breaking eye contact?
>>25488673I do really long days, i'm usually too tired to pony when I get home
The sjws are coming the sjws are coming!
>>25488745
Someone put way too much effort into this.
>>25488745
TRIGGERED
>>25488802
Well, when you're passionate about making retards look like retards...
>>25488822
...You go full retard?
>>25488802
People put effort into making lots of worthless things.
Like you, anon.
>>25488844
muh feefees
Don't you have a /v/ thread to be posting in?
>>25488841
With the retard, yes.
You catch on quick, huh?
>>25488902
>>25488913
girls, please
>>25488902
No need to get butthurt anon, it's just some bantz.
Here, have a pony.
>>25488931
>>25488990
As an offering of goodwill here also is a ponyWhat would happen if Minuette and Pinkie Pie were at the same party?
Rainbow Dash needs a burger in her belly
>>25489014
They would totallyhave sex
>>25489014
Didn't Twilight expedite Memey Pie into that episode to plan the party?
>>25489048
I mean as partygoers, not as plot devices
>>25489034
All I've got is frozen pizza, pony. Sorry.
>>25486362
>The Hooffields and McColts
Timely reference
>>25489034
How about a bun in her oven
>>25489112
well if it will make her less hungry she'll try it
fooking ponies man
>>25489112
ANON, NO!
>>25489175
holy shit that pony is fat
>>25489175
Grumpy pregnant Dash is the best
>>25489175
That's a big adventure Dash has going on there
>>25489206
>Pregnant Dash gets hormonal
Why is Sugar Belle so fertile?
>>25489277
i told the fillies that anon needs cuddling
all the fillies
>>25489304
We just don't know
>>25489332
Bring her colts.
>>25489151
its just so inviting
>>25489151
Do you think pony sex ed includes learning how to present? Or does that just come naturally?
>>25489364
It's practically instinct when they go into heat
Rainbow Dash's sweaty wingpits
Don't you have anything better to do, MLPG?
what does the yellow one taste like
>>25489381
Eating out Rainbow Dash after a good, hard workout
>>25489388
not really
Its night time
>>25489277
Being the husband of a pony is harder than I thought
>>25489480
So you're not up for the challenge?
Greato
>>25489493
I never said that.
>>25489519April
I think
I'm ready for marriage
>>25489395
Grass and ants
>>25488931
not really
but /pol/ isn't either
just pony and maybe bantz
>>25489395
Vanilla and Bananas
>>25489655
f-fluttershy?
>>25489395
that cream they put in donuts
but realistically she would taste like a stick, sort of woody but not wet wood just earthy and a hint of beet from all the food she gives the animals
What does the yellow one taste likedown there
>>25489688
spiders
in australia everything tastes like spiders
>>25489688
cucumber but not as strong
>>25489704
what are you
an australian expert
*snickers*
>>25489688
tastes just likecircus peanuts
>>25489609Yes, I'm hype
>>25489759
worst nut not in its butter form
it's not even a nut it's a legume
>>25489688
Fluttershy's vagina tastes like ______.
A). sweaty fish.
B). banana cream pie.
C). pennies.
Your answer says a lot about you as a person.
>>25489688
Cum
Because she is constantly filled with cum
>>25489827
Bags of sand
>>25489827
D). Magic
HERE'S DERPY!
>>25489931
remember when Derpy got spurred by Spike and was a warriorhorse
>>25489931
Konnichiwa, Daapi-Chan!
>>25489931
HERE'S DERPY!
it got awfully ugly in here real damn quick
>>25489996
Well then maybe you should post some pretty
>>25489931__who?__
>>25490020
>>25489996
>>25490027
Sauce?
>>25490023
>>25490027
kinda green looking, might be relish
>>25490020
>>25490023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY-ru62rBC4
Goodnight, /mlpg/.
>>25490037
https://derpibooru.org/975773
>>25490047
she sure isrelishingit
>>25490027
Is anon okay?
>>25490054
don't call it that
>>25490054
sleep tight twily
bap the pony
>>25490054
I want to frot with her cornea
fuck the pony
>anthro Rarity will never turn me into a cute anthro colt
>>25490086
comin' straight from the underground
>>25490054
Goodnight my friend.
>>25490112
they look fucking deformed
>>25490054
She looks strung out
That last cup of joe must have hit pretty hard
choose your pony
>>25490129
i want my own little pony maid
>>25490138
Flutters, but choose for what? Deathmatch?
>>25490154I want to be a little a pony maid
>>25490156
why does fluttershy want to deathmatch?
>>25490156
Coop one life survival
>>25486383
>things like that
Like what
>>25490177
I don't think she would, but it'd be fun to see how she reacts to the situationand eventually see how she ends up.
pony is going to start a late night paranormal talk show on the radio
>>25490211
but pony already has a late night paranormal talk show on the radio
unless...!
>>25490191
>>25490243
is she going totouch holder's boulder
Goodnight, MLPG.
>>25490290
can I sleep with you?
>>25490300
Only if you don't mind being little spoon.
>>25490306
>pony wars have been fought over who will be little spoon
>>25490319
I bet pony wars are really cute
>>25490324
They are the reason why there are barely any stallions in Equestria.
>>25490306
>being the big spoonGood taste.
pony is the big spoon
I would like to be pony's little spoon.
>>25490337
Unf.
>>25490337
Pony is my little spoon. Such is the way nature intended.
>>25490352
did she rob big mac
Filly Big Spoon
Stallion Medium Spoon
You Little Spoon
DJ Acid giant spoon
fucking ponies
>>25490411
in the vagina
>>25490411
Fucking fillies
>>25490434
in the vagina
>>25490411
Fucking DJ Acid
>>25490411
Fucking colts
>>25490445
Unf
>>25490468
vagina
>>25490447
in the vagina
Dem continuities
>>25490479
Anon that is not a filly. Nor is it a horse vagina.
>>25487360
i wish he made tits in more natural way, otherwise 9/10
>>25490485
I'm pretty sure ponies don't have vaginas or peniseses
Pony is too shy to ask for hugs.
>>25490490
but alas
a vagina
>>25490510
The coziest thing in the world would be cuddling with Fluttershy under the blankets on a cold winter night.
>>25487759
But how can you call anything that comes in that quantity a rarity
Why don't you have any friends, MLPG?
>tfw haven't come here as often lately
>tfw open my reaction folder to select pony
>tfw the top 1/3 of it is now undertale images
>>25490538
Good job. You are the cancer.
>>25490538
you disgust me
>>25490538
(you)
>>25490535
Because i am married to my horse and don't need any other friends.
>>25490485
DEEPEST LOREMemes aside, that is actually pretty cool
>>25490485
Maybe she didn't want to be anal vored.
DAZZLINGS
>>25490527
Too true, damn this cruel reality
>>25490580
a shit
>>25490580
>they will never cover you in their salty pastel-colored roe
tiny ponies
>>25490605
big ponies
Pretty purple princess ponies?
>>25490562
>Maybe she didn't want to be anal vored.
What a stupid thing to do.
>>25490615
big monsters
https://derpiboo.ru/845563
Just sorting through my folders, I have a valentines day wall for 2013, 14 and 15. Am I missing any?
>>25490703
>>25490708
Thanks Anon
So, are we going to make a massive collage of disturbing porn images to send to AKR as thanks for being on the show?
>>25490712
The suggestion was that everyonewho wants to contributemakes a 900*900 quilt and then we stitch it all together and send it off.Fairly certain it will have to be SFW, I don't think I remember us ever sending porn to the staff
>>25490714
What, an actual quilt?
Fluttershy tastes like really rich, thick, and creamy butter.
>>25490716
No, a 900*900px picture
>>25490716
We can give it to her on Thanksgiving and give her Smallpox!
>>25490716
Oh, I just reread my post - what the fuck did I write there.
The plan is to make a (picture) quilt and everyone who wants can contribute a 900*900 px picture
>>25490725
>made from her mare milk
>>25490720
>>25490727
Oh, that sounds pretty cool
>>25490714
ISTR that this:
https://derpicdn.net/img/2013/5/29/336014/large.jpeg
included a "hot glue" pic of Rainbow Dash.
>>25490719
She probably smells and tastes like animal feces
>>25490731
Flutters hasn't had a kid, she can't lactate.
>>25490735
Yeah, but that is /mlp/ & MLPG. /mlp/ does not have as much of a problem with doing that
>>25490740
What? She had scootaloo and gave her up for adoption. Of course she can lactate.
>>25490746
There isn't a stallion in town that would fuck Fluttershy.
>>25490752
It was futa treehugger
>>25490756
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25490712
Is AKR actually leaving?
>>25490780
She's beb and hats us so much she is now working for Disney.
>>25490780
Yep.
Tomorrow is her last episode and she's already working at Disney... on one of the MLP:FIM ripoffs.
I wonder who's going to take up the mantle for musical episodes in S6 onwards.
>>25490793
>I wonder who's going to take up the mantle for musical episodes in S6 onwards.
The Wu Tang Clan.
>>25490798
>this will never happen
>>25490798
pone tang clan aint nothing to fuck wit
>>25490793
>MLp ripoffs
You mean that simba with tiger shoulder mark thing?
>>25490798
>ponified wu tang clan shows up in a musical episode
>>25490793
>on one of the MLP:FIM ripoffs
What was it again?
Remember that time Starlight Glimmer yelled at Twily
>Fluttershy is a boring shit that never learns and smells like animal shit
>Rarity is a whorse
>Rainbow Dash is a top cunt terrorist who's an irredeemable piece of shit
>Twilight Sparkle is a dumb mary-sue that has sucked ever since S3. WINGS ARE RACIST
>Pinkie Pie is a literally retarded piece of randumb shit who has been completely flanderized
>YEEHAW
Is there no pleasing you, /mlp/?
>>25490819
>Week after that is the movie with the Harlem Globetrotters as guests.
>>25490798
>Imagines MLP:FIM being released in the era of VHS.
Can you imagine the struggle during all the marathons or fishing for reaction faces (there must've been a way to digitize the output of a VHS through some device).
Or better yet, stealth watching.
>>25490817
>>25490820
You wish... it's Star Darlings.
So a bit of a Galaxy Girls rip-off as well.
You can just refer to the character bio's if you don't see any similarities at first.
>>25490834
>Week after that is the movie with the three stooges as guests
>>25490838
Why the fuck would you go from mlp to that? Just because so you can say you worked at disney?
>>25490831
Pinkie has been pretty good this season. S3 was bad for her and I don't seem to remember S4 off the top of my head right now for some reason.
>>25490842
Her promise episode was garbage, and so was the Yak one.
>>25490831
>dumb shitposters exist
Wow, what a revelation
>>25490831
>the opinion of spammng shitposters is representative of the majority of MLPG
Okay.
>>25490847
I wouldn't be surprised if most of those people genuinely believe what they're posting.
>>25490839
>The ponies are always starting she show in Applejacks truck.
>>25490840
She doesn't pick the position of what to work on and besides, she has a family with pretty big expenses resulting for Soren's treatment.
Corporate or not, I don't think she's the kind of person who can simply chose to live the life of a "true artist," and ignore such offers.
>>25490862
>sorens treatment
?
>>25490861
I can dig it
>>25490866
Her disabled kid
>>25490845
>The One Where Pinkie Knows
It was fairly uneventful but Pinkie wasn't a shit in it. I didn't want to punch her in the throat by the end of it.
>Yak Episode
It was subpar but I thought they nailed Pinkie in it.
Ready for Glimmer domination?
>>25490873
>She has a disabled kid.
That explains why her episodes are always a little retarded.
>>25490866
>http://sorenrogers.blogspot.sk/
>Soren Patrick is now 10 years old. He started having seizures at 6 months. At 9 months, he was diagnosed with a rare seizure disorder called Infantile Spasms. We tried many anti-epileptic drugs over those next 14 with no success. We also went out of the country stem cell treatments. While we did not get seizure control, we did get wonderful changes like hearing Soren laugh. However, the barrage of daily seizures caused global developmental delay. But we continue to do everything we can for our sweet boy.
Imagine yourself in her position and tell me you wouldn't jump at the opportunity to work at Disney if it means better future for your family.
>>25490875
We better get a song out of her again or I will be completely okay with not having a song.
>>25490883
>>25490873
Oh yeah that makes a lot of sense. Hope she gets the kid a lot of dank weed once its legal to stop them seizures.
>>25490883
You do realize Disney pays shit wages and runs the place like a sweat shop, right?
People would rather work for Amazon or become comedians.
>>25490886
I wouldn't be surprised if one of the episodes had a lot of singing in it.
>>25490897
Getting hyped as fuck for this next episode.
>>25490838
>You wish... it's Star Darlings.
>So a bit of a Galaxy Girls rip-off as well.
Jesus Christ these designs are so bland, and their faces all look the same. All the characters wear monohue clothing with little if any variation. So much for celebrating individuality.
Punk ponies are best ponies
>>25490950
>Still uses a power strip.
Fillies
Poni should be wide.
>>25491024
>>25491108
Applebloom noo.
You will walk on all fours with your ass wiggling about in the air, panties exposed like a normal filly right this instant.
>>25491103
TAKE EVERYTHING FROM THE PONY AND THROW IT ALL AWAAAY
>>25491132
>>25491123
Applebloom doesn't have to listen to you.
She's going to continue to walk upright and she might even grow oversized breast too.
http://i.imgur.com/LTxKcs3.jpg
>>25491143
Wow, its been a while since I've seen this
>you
>>25491158
This is how all ponies should come in.
>you will never have RD fangasm over you
Groom the filly
>>25491147
http://i.imgur.com/dsTfFxz.png
I like this pony.
>>25491185
Having Daring Do be revealed as a real pony was a stupid idea. Even as such, it could've been executed well, but it wasn't.
If it wasn't for the Aztec Temple of Doom spoof and the UNRELENTING HEAT that episode would be the worst of all seasons to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUKKhZ6aA9E
Can you find a smarter, more logical pony?
Protip:You can't.
>Today is Beautiful Day
You know, like your waifu.
>>25491236
Beatiful ponies.
>>25491236
That's a pretty horse, Anon, but she's kinda underaged.
Can I interest you in a full grown mare?
>>25491222
>you will never have 6 cute goth pony gfs
>>25491242
Nah.
>>25491242
Fillies >>>>> that
>>25491242
>"Gee Anon, aren't you a little big to be playing with us?"
>>25491242
But she's my waifu.
>>25491251
Not even an experienced horse who can show you things you've never even dreamed of?
Please don't ejaculate on the ponies
I don't get this.
>>25491276
Twilight Sparkle knows that Pinkie Pie is actually dead. The Pinkie running around is a magical being drawn from the mirror pond.
Since the apples were created from magic, and so was this new Pinkie, they have a link to each other.
That's what she meant.
>>25491276
here's your (you)
>Princess of Friendship Twilight Sparkle compares Pinkie Pie to a vegetable
I'm so glad that these comics are canon guys!
Face down, ass up
That's the way ponies like to fuck
>>25491293
WPSHH her
>>25491293
Plug & play
>>25491280
No, I honestly don't get what Twilight is trying to say. The original filename on a /trash/ thread was "potato" but that's 4chan humour. Is it a pun about "pie"? Can anyone at least point me to what comic that panel is from so I can read it in context?
Dashie is hungry. Won't you help feed her?
>>25487483
>only oldfigs will get this
^:)
>>25491340
Can I take her to the greasy slut for breakfast?
Does the greasy slut even serve breakfast?
>>25491358
Only if you dont mind doing the cooking.
The mares havent had breakfast yet either after all
>>25491311
What the hell?
>filly
>>25491383
>fillying the filly
>>25491409
>filling the filly
Filly should filly filly
>>25491363
Do I still have to pay?
>>25491428
...sometimes in my Equestria?
Also I realized I never saved the giant fucking face of Celestia saying that and it seems it's too huge on the archive to retrieve it
>>25491340
Let's feed Fluttershy instead
>>25491449
I do not know of what you speak.
>>25491490
You don't?
Let's try this then.Ponyshouldponypony
I'm from Buenos Dias and I say pony them all!
>>25491428
Filly should filly colt
>>25491543
Also good
beb
>>25491612
qeq indeed
ded thread
ded pones
would you date a stallion
>>25491236
It is, though it's cold today too
>>25491675
No.
>>25491661
pony objects to being called dead
>>25491675
No
That's gay
>>25491675
maybe
>>25491688
what abouta herd, a mare and a stallion
>break the 200 images while on page 3
>die completely so on page 10 we're still on 224
Fucking epic
>>25491703
that would be lovely
best of both worlds
>>25491712
of course you would choose rainbow dash
but which stallion would you chooseand he's totally gonna rut rainbow dash while you watch, or participate
>>25491675
Yes
Why was this one of the best visual gags in the whole show?
Your horsebando asked if he could be on top tonight.
>>25491723
eitherApple BottomsorSoarinand get out with that ntr shit
>>25491729
it still cracks me up
the Dash banner thingie was really good, too
>>25491729
because pinkie's crippling confetti addiction is an acceptable subject of mockery
smooth skinned ponies > fluffy furred ponies
>>25491741
>>25491735>ntr
but you'd be dating and fucking both of them, if they're not allowed to interact then it'd just be you cheating on one of them
>>25491741
>smoothskins
>>25491761
100% HOE
>>25491750oh ok
sorry, you made it sound more like i'd be just sitting there watching while they got all the actionI wouldn't mind switching positions with them every now and then at all
them getting along as well pretty much has to be a thing in order for a herd to prosper/not die off after a while I guess
>>25491761
100% Cat
you wouldn't really boop a pony, would you?
>>25491735
The Dash banner was insane too and it's one of those things I doubt look as hilarious to little girls.
Then of course Plerko Pa is a very good poni
>>25491784
What was the dash banner again
>>25491792
>>25491776
I'm immunized against pretty much anything that's not painful body mutilation, and I still found that general really disturbing.
>>25491794
>the wings are bigger than hers when she moves away
Fucking plerka
Pinkie Pride had the cutest ponos.
I'm too comfy to get out of bed
>>25491813
s5 really stepped it up with the cute ponies
>>25491814
pony will help you with that
>>25491835
>recolors
>>25491839
i dont get it
>>25491835
those costumes are amazing
>>25491858
Pony Jesus was born
Adeste fideles
>>25491866
No you don't.
New
Thread
Where
>>25491877
>>25491891
best end
is this the same fucking thread from yesterday
why are we so slow
>>25491907
We only have 2-3 threads per day and on Fridays often below two
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.