Episode 521: Scare Master
Written by Natasha Levinger
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x39nr37
Friends Forever #22 (Pinkie Pie & Celestia) storytimed here!
>>25325129
Equestrians have all their festivities, and most of them have some kind of tradition through the ages. Over time, though, the country has incorporated other species and shares diplomatic relations with other nations. Appearances by those same others are somewhat limited in holiday tales - do they ever participate in the pony fun? What would a griffon like during Hearth's Warming, or a buffalo wear for Nightmare Night? And there's the cross-cultural potential of making their own introductions of calendar notes. It's like as not the other peoples have their own important annual events and observations. And there's more than one pony that would be interested in seeing what they have to offer!How will the yaks will entertain visitors?
>>25327840
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 520: Hearthbreakers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvE4SEGCUjA
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3awvcy
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Nov. 7: Episode 522 –What About Discord?
Twilight returns from a trip and is distressed to find that her friends have become close to Discord, making her wonder if Discord is up to something.
Nov. 14: Episode 523 –The Hooffields and McColts
Princess Twilight and Fluttershy are called by the map to settle a dispute between two feuding families who can't even remember why they are fighting.
Nov. 21: Episode 524 –The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
>>25334070
You know I almost had forgotten about those stupid Yaks. They're lucky the ponies were so accommodating.
cute
cheer
mares
>>25334123
1 2 3 4
Who's the pony you most adore?
>>25334144
is filly the dog?
>>25334135
ME
ITS ALL ME
Requests?
>>25334163
limestone pie in a rock fort
Will Discord bro up with Spike Saturday?
>>25334163
A pony.
a CUTE pony.
This is important.
>>25334135
5 6 7 8
Fluttershy makes me masturbate!
>>25334163
Dash unfing at Fluttershy in her Vampire Nightmare Night costume
You are a silly pony, Applejack. Never forget that.
Oven jokes.
>>25334162
You're the pony you most adore?
>>25334189
...?
>>25334193
Second!
>>25334187
I got your collar ready~
>>25334070
That's cultural appropriation.
Griffons are not a costume, this is not okay, pony.
>>25334163
applejews!
>>25334204
>?
I tug on my penis while I think about you.
>>25334204
no, that anon most adores!
though I was actually joking as I highly doubt anon adores me at all
>>25334205
>>25334193
third
Filly is bringing some friends over and she needs you to stop going around the house naked for today at least.
Flutterbat doing the Thriller dance.
>>25334243
My house my rules filly.
>>25334070
This cultural appropriation is offensive. Delete this thread, immediately.
>>25334243
I'm not naked, it's underwear.
>>25334209
Now that's a fancy cockring!
>>25334261
Are you triggered?
>>25334261
>gryphons
>having a culture to steal
the ponies should really wear more mane accessories
Spike wants you to stop calling him a dragon. He's a pony, you Cisspecies shitlords.
If your waifu is not orange or white you should feel bad
>>25334304
is blue okay?
making stallion flying saucer wear a collarmeant for mares!
>>25334311
No
Blue is shit
Almost as bad as green
>>25334288
Gryphons are a greedy beak nosed race of money hungry scoundrels. Sound like anything we have on earth?
>>25334298
pony does not appreciate wearing the mane accessories
>>25334320
>>25334298
That just makes her look like she's wearing a tail-buttplug.
>>25334288
you're kidding right? they have meat culture.
thats an entire swaths of food. they'll have buildings designed specifically to deal with food, tools for food, different plates and different kinds of markets.
I wonder what it must have been like when they ate pony meat freely.
"Anon, why did you tell everypony about my secret crush on Rarity?"
>>25334298
I want more ponymares wearing their manes in ponytails.
>>25334342
holy shit, stop
>>25334304
Orange and white is a preeminent ship though. There's no room for you there. Except some kind of sexy voyeurism.
>>25334350
how long would it take to break a mare like Rarity
>>25334353
TAIL
BUTTPLUG
>>25334379
"tail extensions"
>>25334368
Fucking splash some mud on a dress infront of her. Worked like a charm in that Trenderhoof episode.
>>25334362
There are more than two ponies that I'm referring to
>>25334163
Did nobby send you here because he was toobusy yiffing in utg?
>>25334379
that is just a badly designed tail wrap anon
>>25334400
>Fluttershys "tail extension" comes loose.
>Anon helpfully shoves it back in place.
>>25334417
Those two are just fillies anon. That's disgusting.
>I saw those reviews you wrote about my youtube channel, anon
>>25334466
There are still other orange and white waifus
>>25334576
She ain't got no wings.
>>25334576
>The minutes I spent flying on Rainbow Dash's back
RD confirmed for sadist
>>25334576
I hope she does fly eventually, after all she's been through
>>25334576
that's a sad feel
i'm pretty sure if she talked to dash she'd feel a lot better
>>25334632
It's not like Scoots has zero options, she lives in a world of magic.
If Dash got Tank to fly, I'm sure Scootaloo could too.
>>25334620
I think it's been made pretty clear that she's a disabled pony though.
>>25334697
Has it?
That was Faust's original plan and there are certainly other fillies around her size that can fly with ease, but with all of that considered she could just be a late bloomer.
What if ponies were actually guns?
>>25334655
I am sure there will be some sort of work around should she want it eventually
Though it would still be interesting to find out what exactly has crippled her in the way she is. She has normal sized wings for her age, and other ponies her age are flying around. Heck Big Mclargehuge has wings her size and is like 20 times larger than her and he can fly
Gotta be something unique wrong with her
>>25334179
No.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEhXYD3hgbw
>You must...party like I did...I have...a gift for you...it's a Party Cannon...use it
>>25334342
Censor the wings!
>>25334717
Flight to the Finish implied it heavily. It's not set in stone, but it would be kind of disconcerting if they just tossed all of that out the window and were like "yaynevermind"
Pony asks Griffon if they want to go upstairs and make out.
>>25334757
>>25334724
Well I wouldn't say heavily implied that she's disabled necessarily, just that there's something wrong.
I'd be fine with it just being a confidence problem or something, but you are probably right. I'm just hoping.
>>25334736
Pinkie would be a curious Light.
Griffon ate your pony.
>>25334757
They would pretty much throw that out the window. They already did such with their original cutie mark ideas
>>25334724
My head canon is that she's half earth pony. That caused her to born with a fucked up flying magic gland or something somehow.
>>25334842
That's essentially my headcanon too. I imagine she has too much earth pony in her genes.
Still calmly waiting for the big reveal that both of her ponies were earth ponies or some shit like that.
>>25334829
I wasn't particularly happy with that either. It could have been worse though.
>>25334829
What, those temp G3 marks?
>>25334879
Makes more sense than alicorns being part earth pony.
Is Equestria existentialistic or deterministic in nature?
>>25334879
>both of her ponies were earth ponies or some shit like that.
poor Scootaloo, she just can't win
>>25334939
Those wings are really tumors?
>yfw Scoots gets fired from the group for ruining the "balance"
>>25334928
obvs deterministic
>>25334724
i think it's a mental thing and she's gonna get around that barrier eventuallyalthough they already did an episode around that and she didn't fly, so maybe it'll never happen
she can fly in her dreams, though
>>25335029
LOOK AT HER GO
>>25334939
>>25334970
Nah, she's really a pegasus; in that she has wings and can cloudwalk but her body just isn't designed for flight (too heavy, not aerodynamic, badly balanced) and lacks the almost innate ability to figure out flight like more little pegasi.
Bonus points if we get introduced to her earth pony parents and there's no mention of whether they're her adopted or biological parents.
Then when pressed the staff just shrugs smugly and say they "didn't think about it".
Filly is crying again.
>>25335063
is it my new hat?
>>25335054
Of course
>>25335029
I definitely wouldn't rule out her ever flying, but I am going to guess that if she does its not going to be in standard pegasus style
Plus honestly I think the mysterious nature of her problem makes her a bit more interesting of a character. Especially as she seems totally normal otherwise
Fluttershy decided to get braces because she heard you liked them
>>25335128
That's not a very good reason to get braces.
>>25335136
um
well I have bad new for you then
>>25335126
Lord knows they've demystified so much of the rest of the show.
>>25335148
Well, as long as there's no problems when smooching the pony.
I'm slow as fuck. Just saw this:
http://www.snacktv.de/videos/various-its-a-pony-kind-of-christmas-audio-pseudo-video/1588525
I'm pretty hype. Lots of energy, lots of production. I might buy this to support more of this.
Can't wait to hear what the other songs sound like.
>>25335162
not as long as you don't have braces too
>>25335153
except zebras, the everfree forest and why it works the way it does, how magic and unicorn spells work, and a bunch of other shit
they're not gonna run out of material any time soon, and they can just add stuff even if they do
>>25335128
>>25335148
>Fluttershy and AJ come to you because they got their braces stuck together
>When asked how they did it AJ says she tripped
>Fluttershy just blushes profusely
>>25335165
isnt the cd out yet
Pinkie pie lewdlydoing the running manthen sluttilydoes the sprinkler
>>25335182
when will that apple pony learn
>>25335193
Pre-orders only right now. It comes out November 6th. So soon.
>>25335222
"Dear Princess Celestia,
I didn't learn anything!"
>>25335165
i would have preferred they call it hearth's warming, but kids wouldn't get it
it's pretty good otherwise- I thought they were just going to sing christmas songs or something
>>25335226
>Psst.
>Hey dude.
>Slip some chinese in the box and I'll be your best friend.
>>25335170
I know they would just make those things more dumb and question-raising, like they did with alicorn princesses. I hope they never get explored.
>also zerbas would be too racist
>>25335199
pinkie is an odd pony
you wouldn't think she could make those things slutty but she can totally pull it off
>>25335236
That's because someone went and taught the ponies the meaning of Christmas.
>>25334070
>Friends Forever #22 (Pinkie Pie & Celestia) storytimed here!
how was it?
>>25335236
Most of them will be Christmas songs:
Songs from A Pony Kind of Christmas include:
“It’s a Pony Kind of Christmas” (Performed By: Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Apple Jack, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Fluttershy & Phoenix Chamber Choir)
“Jingle Bells” (Performed By: Rainbow Dash)
“Deck the Halls” (Performed By: Rarity, Phoenix Chamber Choir)
“We Wish You a Merry Christmas” (Performed By: Twilight Sparkle & Phoenix Chamber Choir)
“Silent Night” (Performed By: Fluttershy & Phoenix Chamber Choir)
“Twelve Days of Christmas” (Performed By: Pinkie Pie)
“Last Year I Got Coal for Christmas” (Performed By: Pop Fly)
“Jolly ol’ St. Nick” (Performed By: Spike)
“Days Gone By - Auld Lang Syne” (Performed By: Applejack, Applebloom, Granny Smith)
“The Heart Carol” (Performed By: Phoenix Chamber Choir)
Source: http://www.equestriadaily.com/2015/10/its-pony-kind-of-christmas-album.html
Oh, The Heart Carol is what the Hearth Warming song every pony seems to know. That seems like a typo to me.
>>25335286
I'd say so-so. Story could have been better and the art really doesn't do it any favors, but I didn't really hate it.
>>25335236
>i would have preferred they call it hearth's warming, but kids wouldn't get it
It's for normies who never watched the show who just want cute ponies singing Xmas songs they know
Hasbro doesn't give a shit about staying true to the world and characters, they just want to exploit
>>25335229
HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK
>>25335319
Fluttershy space 28 is fucking overpowered
>>25335319
>rainbow power pones
>>25335287
Pop Fly is my fav pone
>>25335287
The fuck is Pop Fly?
>>25335335
HOW CAN YOU SEE THAT SMALL?
WHAT DO YOU SEE WITH YOUR SUPER EYES?
>>25335287
on the first day of pony my waifu gave to me!
a big smooch under the tree!
FIIIIIIIIIIVE EPIC MEMES!!!
>>25335319
What is Applejack doing at the bottom of the purple slide?
The heart felt love song filly sang in the town square yesterday is in a car commercial now, filly just doesn't know any more.
>>25335336
>>25335337
It's probably Lena Hall's character from episode 524.
The ponies are taking selfies again.
>>25335348
that concept cracks me up
>>25335337
Probably Lena Hall's character.
>>25335283
This is basically my rationale. They heard about Christmas somehow and want to celebrate..
Don't worry though, it's not like a Christmas album is canon.
>>25335346
She got bad grades because kid product
>>25335354
You think they would namedrop her
>>25335357
can I get in one?
>>25335283
The Grinch?
>>25335275
>but she can totally pull it off
fucking ouch
>>25335343
I see ponies.
background ponies.
also butts
>>25335283
god dammit tex
stop speading your christian morals and your independence and guns
the ponies are getting too republican
>>25335372
I'M WATCHING YOU
>>25335363
It'd be a nice thing for ponies to do to make one feel welcome. But some of the traditions are similar to Hearth's Warming anyway.
>>25335335
Twilight's RP looks dank as hell though
everyone else looks gaudy
>>25335345
>>25335363
It's still like if both Christmas and Decemberween existed
>>25335392
and they left out rainbow powerDoc Hooves
>>25335383
>Republican
>not Libretarian with a side of Nationalism
>>25335383
Ponies need a bit of freedom now and then.
>>25335272
most likely
i know most people ridicule fanfiction but there's some stuff out there that is incredibly detailed and thought out
you have to wonder what would happen if people like that were in charge of some world-building aspects like magic functionality
>>25335319
"Applejack slacking off watching TV" amuses me greatly.
>>25335398
I'd hug it.
>>25335386
did Applejack give you permission to post her without her hat?
>>25335275
Even when she's totally innocent?
>>25335348
filly's song wasn't copyrighted
so what if i took a recording and sold it to an advertising company
>>25335398
Remember, fillies can smell fear.
>>25335415
They be micromanaged by Hasbro
>>25335425
you'd hug anything
>>25335398
i want to hug that filly really badly
>>25335434
>Scumbag Anon going around town with a tape recorder strapped to his chest recording all the seasonal pony songs
>Selling them to depressed gryphons
>>25335419
>pony show
>>25335386
>You will never have a cultural exchange with ponies.
>>25335427
Did I give you permission to look?
>>25335430
suuuure
innocentpinkie pretending like she doesn't know what's going on but secretly loving it is my fetish
I did anyway
>>25335484
Applejack, cover up! I can see your double plug.
>>25335462
Look at this lazy fucker.
Neglecting her appol studies and everything.
>>25335472
She converted her friends to pedophilia
>>25335406
they have to get approval from the meme committee before Doc gets RP
but I dont think he believes in it
>>25335494
I can see your shut up
>>25335415
>if people like that were in charge of some world-building aspects like magic functionality
world building is nice and all, but if there's no story or characters, it's an encyclopedia that no one wants to read
>>25335451
I'm a literal hug slut.
>>25335499How much for hug?
Who's a dirty pony?
You're a dirty pony!
Yes you are, you dirty fucking slut you.
>>25335499
>I show you mine.
None of you wear any pants, I see yours like constantly.
>>25335522
>>25335497
stop posting thumbnails you jabroni
Did the Star Wars holiday album mention Xmas instead of Wookie Life Day?
>>25335425
You just want to touch fillies
I am on to you
>>25335541
that's a really cute frame
>>25335517
>>25335499
hugs are free
>>25335549
Fillies are naturally extremely cute. It's their only defense against rogue Anons.
>>25335550
ha
what a chubby little pony
>>25335522
>smelly horse
>>25335528
whoops
Kissing Applejack on her forehead in front of Tex
Hugging fluttershy in front of Dotkwa
Giving Thunderlane, Comet Tail, Doctor Whooves and Blues well made pony suits in front of FlyingSaucer.
Pulling offDJ Acid's sweat soaked pants and smelly bootsin front of Goat Train
>>25335541
Well, yes. But I don't want to touch anything posterior to their flank.
>>25335515i mean in that they would make sure everything is consistent and details are gradually revealed that bring new fans in while continually interesting the old ones
it's a difficult balancing act and combined with hasbro executive orders i'm not surprised they have trouble with it, but sometimes it seems like the writers don't care too much about the whole world building aspect
>>25335549
Scootaloo spent like 90% of her cuteness point allotment in that episode
>>25335557
>rogue Anon
>you will never sap and stunlock a filly
>>25335528
>jabroni
CAN YOU SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
WHAT THE ROCK
IS COOKING?
The biggest version I can see is on derpibooru
https://derpibooru.org/919914
>>25335456
>becomes celebrity in griffonia
>whenever he visits they throw him a party with extra scones
>>25335603
aww yeah
>>25335593
she really did
it was my favorite episode of S3 easily
What if pony brought home a bad report card?
>>25335501
unf
what about converting anon to traps
>>25335640
She needs to apple-ly her self more.
>>25335640
punish pony
this is unacceptable
>>25335640
I get the pony a colt tutor.
>>25335628
>Posting a Unfthro crop without linking the full
shame on you, but at least you saved the file number
https://derpibooru.org/1016343
>>25335647
that mare fucks
>>25335653
Yes, a stern talking to is in order. But Applejack really seems like the last pony to procrastinate.
>>25335675
I see what you mean.
A spanking is in order then.
>>25335591
>but sometimes it seems like the writers don't care too much about the whole world building aspect
I wouldnt either, way more easier to keep it between characters. It has to be subtle, do you want a Apple and Pie family episode, or a Griffonstone episode?
Neither is wrong really, but it entirely depends on what they want to do, and both those episodes has exposition explaining the context for a few mins. Too much, and it's all just explaining things.
>>25335664
>>25335628
What the fuck.
It's like someone made a normal head shot, then expanded the canvas and drew an abomination around it.
I guess that was just really well cropped.
>>25335675
>>25335686
pony can just ask if she wants a spanking
>>25335635
It was surprisingly great for an episode with no background pones.
Scoots was great in the whole thing, both likeable and somewhat pitiable at the same time
Also I liked the little touches, like the cloud exploding when scootaloo tried to hold on to it and how she tended to react to things in a slightly different way when the other two crusaders would mirror eachother. Little things that kept setting her apart
>>25335702
Typically the people here who post the porn crops like that do it and they know the rest of the picture is generally disgusting. Whether they do it for attention or some other reason I don't know.
Filly is fine Anon.
She's fine.
She's living upstate Anon.
On a big farm where she can run in traffic as much as she wants.
>>25335696
yeah. personally i'd appriciate a canterlot episode focused on twilight's education- we still don't really know what she learned, or even what it is exactly that she can do different from any other pony do to her education. And can just any pony learn magic, or is restricted to unicorns?
>>25335713
it's not the kind of thing you just ask for
>>25335736
Twilicorn kind of fucked up everything
>>25335741
An honest pony would have to.
>>25335741
pony can ask me for it anytime
>>25335723
>It was surprisingly great for an episode with no background pones.
Oh you
If I think about it, I just really enjoyed Scootaloo's voice actor being so spot on for all the scenes I think. I really enjoyed all her dialogue.
>>25335750
It will end soon.
>>25335640
Take away ponies sewing machine until I see improvement.
>>25335781
I sometimes wonder what kind of life you live
>>25334842
>>25334879
>>25334924
Pound Cake's parents are both Earth Ponies, so it obviously doesn't work that way
>>25335757
How would you act if Applejack asked for a stern spanking?
>>25335723
>>25335775
SiP was a bad episode
>>25335800
Yes, because when races mix the offspring always ends up with the same combination of genes.
>>25335813
Give the pony what she wants, obviously.
>>25335829
You're a bad episode.
>>25335775
She was. She definitely gave the character a lot of life that wasn't really there previously. It made me care about the character when otherwise I would have been pretty ambivalent
cutegaystallions
>>25335819
I do it because I think it's fun.
>>25335736
>yeah. personally i'd appriciate a canterlot episode focused on twilight's education.
From the very beginning, they planned to have Twilight graduate from being just Celestias student. With no princessification.
But of course Lauren Faust got shitcanned so, yeah.
>>25335879
>I would love to see an episode about Twilight's education
>BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT TWILIGHT WASN'T ORIGINALLY GOING TO BE A PRINCESS
>>25335876
They can be, but it's annoying is when people do not provide source for images.
>>25335911
Twilight doesn't fucking study jack shit anymore.
She organises meetings and events and shit now.
She's a glorified bureaucrat.
Don't let the bed pones bite.
>>25335911
The Hasdrones ruined everything
>say BUT FAUST WANTED TWLIGHT'S TO BE CELESTIA'S SUCCESSOR and I will cut you
>>25335991
do bed pones bite?
If you touch the filly you better be prepared to take responsibility.
>>25335997
They nibble.
>>25335913
I only ever post the source if someone ask.
>>25335834
Pound Cake arguably has as much Earth Pony genes as you could have while being a pegasus, and he can fly just fine
>>25335941
>it would be nice to have an episode about what Twilight learned
>Let me tell you about this unrelated bullshit though
>>25335993
Because learning what Twilight learned or did when studying directly under Celestia is something that was dependent on Lauren Faust and Lauren Faust only.
>>25335873
stallions of any variety are cute anonymous
>>25334171
She couldn't fit it all in.
>>25335993
we fucking get it, you are anally anguished twilight is a princess now
>hasdrone
neck yourself
>>25336019
unf
>MMC
>>25336140
samefag
>>25336123
>neck yourself
shaking my head tbqh family member
>>25336116
ha ha oops fucked up the rock texture
that'll teach me to use indian youtube tutorials
>>25336123
>>25336096
It's called ironic Faustfaggoty
>>25335819
So if you don't post your cropped porn for attention, and you only want to discuss your fetish discussion with others, then why do you even post here?
To post such a thing is clearly for attention because you want the attention of others to talk about those things. You're like a fully displayed peacock who won't admit that he's showing off colors.
Go somewhere else if all you want to do is ERP.
>>25336153
steadfast Anon. I'm sure the guy you were baiting will reply to your baitpost soon
>>25336210
>>25336231
ZERO BABIES
Filly reminds you that the age of consent in Gryphon land is like, 14.
>>25336231
ANON THAT'S LEWD!
>>25336240
and how old is filly?
>>25336245
...18?
>>25336234
its the trade off for being so darn cute
>>25336252
I'm going to need to see some filly ID
Poking Blue's in the eyes while stealing his collar.
>>25335879
I always figured Twilight could become a princess, though the actual event and events leading to it would be something more than what happened.
I'm more bothered by Cadence being a princess. I wish she was just a royal unicorn like Blue Blood.
>>25336253
maybe they should try mixing with the other gender
>>25336116
>>25336173
yooo this is really cute and angry
>>25336173
I'm going to topple that fort
>>25336269
Even if she was meant to be one, that isn't an excuse to write half an episode
>>25336173
Is that fort safe?Is there room for two?
>>25336200
Am I a busty anthro peacock with huge feathers?
CuteOCs
>>25336308
Is this cropped porn?
>>25334229
I adore you.
>>25336278
pony enjoys both genders
for he is ponesexual
>>25336311
who are all these ants
>>25336311
>>25336315
>>25336297
yeah man
>>25336200
you're autistic
>>25336318
Oh gosh
>>25334229
I can't adore a pony that refuses to wear cute clothes.
>>25334229
I want to turn you into an obedient little stallion pet.
That counts, right?
would you tell Dash that her pants might be too tight?
>>25336291
That depends. Have you touched Holder's Boulder?
>>25336269
He was going to be a duke or something, until they were told "little girls wouldn't know what that is, even if we told them"
>>25336351
Like everypony?
https://youtu.be/UKVUWdh3caA?t=163
https://youtu.be/VwHI3U6tVMQ?t=47
Intentional?
>>25336370
yeah, take them off
>>25336379
I would say no
>>25336269
>I always figured Twilight could become a princess
If you're 3
>>25336378
>Like everypony
Show me a pony on this show that has refused to wear cute clothing.
>>25336410
Does Rainbow Dash count that one time?
>>25336351
but that is the best kind of pony anon! Oh well
>>25336352
yes that most certainly counts
>>25336430
Rainbow who?
>>25336433
I like my pones nudist too
>>25336439
WTF?
>open door
>see https://derpiboo.ru/1011925
>what do
>>25336379
If I were Disney I'd be insulted
>>25336439
Pinkie, no.
>>25336475
what a strange gif
Any good gay fics?
>>25336452
I prefer to think of it as pone natural
>>25336524
>Fluttershy and Dash didn't think they liked each other
>but then Fluttershy smooched on Dash and she liked it a lot
>and then they totally made out
The End
>>25336457
Cry inside that I'm not a mare being fucked by a dog.
or a mare being fucked by a diamond dog
or a diamond dog being fucked by a diamond dog
>>25336535
UNF
>>25336535
Nice and concise, well done.
>tfw bacne
no pony will ever love me
>>25336535
garbage
>>25336568
they just like each other so much
picarto DOT tv SLASH AJRinxooacjDoodles
Come join the fun!
>>25336375
Has she touched Holder's Boulder?
Wow Anon why does your mom let you have two ponies?
>>25336612
how am I supposed to use this?
are there ponies?
>>25336568
is an easy feeaaaaat
>>25336640
She is the protector, the guardian, the Rock Knight.
So no, no touching unless in extreme circumstances like pushing it up and out of the quarry.
>>25336665
Yeah, AJ's streaming, but 4chan has retarded filters.
Filly told her friends about the secret fun time you both share every night before sleep.
would you let your pony kids play with other anons pony kids?
>>25336758
Why is this horse so drinky?
>>25336758
Dat's cute.
I want to cuddle the drunk pony.
>>25336758
canon meme horse
>>25336758
I love her.
>>25336769
her cutie mark is making wine
which she is also very talented at consuming
I'm disappointed this one wasn't cleaned up.
Still cute though.
>>25336612
>>25336684
>guest chat disabled
for what purpose
>>25336810
What's the point.She's not real anyway.
>>25336816
I am become bread
Destroyer of worlds
What's up my fellow mancolters?
>>25336884
THAT'S FILLYIST
>>25336825
>>25336886
Nope, just very old reference.
>>25336799
Bronyfag jokes, basically
>>25336760
Would you let your pony kids play with the show ponies?
>>25336900
Man-colters sounds like some kind of man-horse love association.
>>25336900
>mare-men
unf
>>25334261
I remember seeing someone actually complain about this... and I don't think they were joking.
>>25336914
i would join that association
>>25336911
>bronyfag jokes, basically
does assigning a character to background ponies make you mad?
>>25336924
http://manentailequine.com/expert-blog-news/8-of-the-dirtiest-horses-on-the-internet/
>>25336924
But specifically gay horses. Because it's "man" and "colt".
get ready
here comes Rainbow Dash!
http://worst.horse/
>>25336951
that's just wrong
>>25336924
Man you even save this gif with my file name.Are you my doppelgänger?
Man the colts.
>>25336971
>>25336939
And not ponies
>>25336951
>4th best pone
>worst
Colt entered his hump-everything-you-can phase. So far, he has scored with most of your pillows,your waifuand some of your pets.
>>25336951
I hope you are proud of yourself for spending 14 USD this waybecause you are not wrong
>>25337020
>Most of my pillow, my waifu
So all of my pillows?
>>25336999
you're autistic
>>25336999unfhttp://i.imgur.com/YyggXLl.jpg
Cold night
Warm pony
Never ending hugs
>>25336933
>assigning memes to background ponies
ftfy
>>25337020
warm up a knife and take it to his genitals
>>25337064
Oh, it's just you
>>25337057
Those are some great parents
>>25337091
I prefer to not imagine them being her parents
>>25336999
i want to fuck that dog
>>25336810
>>25336825
>last panel
it's so happy and then out of nowhere it's fucking depressing
>>25337058
would you warm up a cold pony
>>25337110
But seeing a father cumming inside his daughter is so unf.
>>25337159
If you don't they won't start.
>>25337165
Do you want to be flagged by the nsa? Because this is how you get flagged by the nsa.
You can go to Equestria, butyou will have to show and explain every 4chan post you've made so far before entering. You will enter only if you're worthy.Are you worthy, Anon?
>>25337165
>>25337176
i'm actually pretty good at explaining away shit/pretending I have a moral ground for saying something
this'll be pretty easy
>>25337176
I don't usually post stuff that's too far out there, so I might have a shot.
>>25337214
Princess too little. Ponies would be like, so small.
Filly things.
>guest chat disabled
Oh, lemme try to fix that. In the mean time
>filename
>You will never pet a pony nonsexually
>>25337257
She looks like a secretary.
Ms. Note?
>>25337257
She looks like a Claudia
>>25337257
go to settings, nerd
also, nice cute pony
>>25337280
>human name
Fucking kill yourself.
>>25337257
Chrysanthemum
>>25337292
that's a very silly pony
>>25337257
Faye
>>25337257
Post It.
>>25337254
I FUCKING LOVE FILLY THINGS
>>25337298
>Chrysanthemum
I like this one
Offical Catchphrase: "Mum's the word"God I'm so fucking lame
Oh and I fixed the thingy
>>25337322
>Mom pony
Super unf!
Also what thingy?
>>25337322
>mum's the word
do people say thisI've only ever heard it on E,E & E
>>25337332
In the UK they do.
>>25337346
but you already let princess luna in
>>25337346
can humans come too?
>>25337352
It has a maximum capacity of 1 alicorn.
>>25337362
Luna hardly even counts because she is shit.
>>25337362
i take luna out of the pony pony club and to a nice restaurant on a date
then twilight can go into the pony pony club and luna is slightly less of a loner, everyone's happy
>>25337377
Even if we take Magic Sheep off the table?
>>25337352
It's no alicornS
We're allowed to have one.
>>25337393
I would pay for Pinkie.
>>25337405
>>25337412
how much does a pinkie cost
>>25337384
Magic sheep was the only good Luna episode.
>>25337418
at least 2 bits
>>25337417
unf unf filly butts unf
>>25337424
then i will pay 20 bits and take pinkie for as long as she'll have me
>>25337419
nice bait senpai desu
Have some vanilla perfection.
http://imgur.com/a/KpyVh
>>25337446
everyone look at this weeaboo
>>25337447
god dammit i didn't need to fap now
>>25337447
Would probably benefit from one or two dicks, but yes I will agree. That is a good album.
>>25337447
http://imgur.com/a/1JOBl
>>25337494
I prefer the one without the dicks, thanks.
>>25337412
I just want to keep things between us professional.
If you were suddenly your favorite pony, which one of the other main six would you hit on?
>>25337522
Myself?
>>25337522
All of them for the harem ending.
>>25337528
are you a fucking pony
>>25337424
That's abut less then Rarity.
>>25337447
>>25337522
>Fluttershy
toss up between rainbow dash or rarity
RD and her have got the most history together but rarity and fluttershy have similar interests and go on spa dates and such. rarity is confirmed to like guys, though and has a fairly victorian depiction of romancebut that doesn't mean she has to be totally against the idea of some hot lesbian pony sex
Would you a pony version of yourself?
>>25337576
Mare or Stallion?
>>25337584
well which are you?
>>25337592
I'm a stallion?
What can change the nature of a pone?
>>25337576
Would it look like a pony from the show or a normal horse?
Celestia changes you into a mare and tells you that if you can go a week without playing with your new marebits she'll let you stay forever. Think you could make it?On the sixth day she makes you go into heat.
here are 3 ponies
>>25337635
trash
>>25337635
I'm sure I could find other things to do. It's just those last two days that would be weird.
>>25337635
I'll just down a bottle of sleeping pills and sleep through the whole thing. Check and mate Celestia.
>>25337635
Then I'll just have a willing stallion play with them for me.
Checkmate.
>captcha: doughnuts
>>25337639
I still can't believe they actually brought them back AND that it was one of the best episodes of the series.
They turned a 30 second scene in from the first episode into the basis for an amazing episode.
>>25337639
I'll take them.
>>25337639I want to touch their necks for some reason.
>>25337663
Please don't touch ponies' necks without their consent.
>>25337653
they were pretty angry at Twilight in the pilot
>>25337681
filly and mare
what a good pair
I touch pony necks all the time without their consent. I like to watch them shiver with a combination of fear and anticipation.
>>25337737
what would they be anticipating?
>>25337737
>>25337754
You're clearly unfamiliar with touching ponies.
>>25337775
well yeah
Cuteponycheeks.
>>25337785
[SPARE PONY]
>>25337758
I'd let that pony report me
if you know what I mean
>>25337799
I want to sit down in front of her and play with her back legs.
Chose one to get another focus episode:
Little Strongheart
Babs Seed
Trixie
>>25337823
Babs.
>>25337823
>literally who character
>bus'd character
>overused character
>>25337823
Zecora
>>25337823
Trixie needs a redemption episode plus seeing her lose her shit seeing twilycorn is a fun thought
>>25337849
She really doesn't need another redemption episode, but an episode where she's just a supporting character instead of part of the problem could be neat.
And yeah, her somehow being unaware of Princess Twilight until they meet would be fantastic
>>25337849
>it's a reverse redemption episode where she gets progressively mad and throws meta snides about the current state of the franchise
>>25337737
Do you give them a little tooth filled smile too?
>>25337861
>Trixie wins an award for best magician or some shit
>Invites Twilight because she's so ridiculously proud and wants to gloat a little
>What the fuck when did you become a princess?!
>>25334070
>How will the yaks will entertain visitors?
>I think anon should be locked up
>>25335286
Meh
The story wasn't too bad, the artist could have done something nice with it. But it was Fosgitt, so obviously he didn't.
>>25337885
PERFECTLY.
>>25337887
swiggity swooty im coming for your sunny booty
Filly reminds you she can't get pregnant yet.
>>25337901
Well duh.
She's not even ripe.
Princess Celestia'sFAT BUTT
>>25337906
I really need to work on my pone more
>>25337901
Remind filly that I am infertile.
>>25337920
that bow is entirely too big for that filly
cute
>>25337920
Smooch the Scoots
sunset'smarepussy
>>25337920
qtscoot
>>25337232
But alicorns are already freakish tall ponies
>>25337298
>>25337298
Trixie says hi
>>25337419
But she was shit
>>25337884
Wait, how could she tell?
>>25337920
man that's a big beautiful bow
>>25337963
She wore it just forRainbow Dash
clopfic.heroku.com
>>25337257
>>25337920
That's good pone
The Celestia chapterbook introduced a Giant Enemy Crab named "Carcinus" who is actually quite kind and understanding if you get to know him.
I… I'm kind ofamused.
>>25337988
>clopfic.heroku.com
That looks like a "Hello World" heroku page.
I miss clopsort.
>>25338001
Does Celestia do things? Do they reveal something dumb about her?
>>25338016
Only just got started, Anon.
There's plenty of time for this book written for semi-literate school-age girls to disappoint.
>>25338050
yes hello flying horse
>>25338067
>how do you stand up all the time?
>>25338074
with legs
they're not just for decoration
>>25338015
remaking any site like that probably wouldn't be much of a problem,but why would anyone use it when fimfic is so much more advanced?
>>25338081
(yes, this is a stupid meme. I'm still enjoying it, though)
>>25338096
What an absolute harlot.
I like it when they make fillies big enough that it's cuter. I want to cuddle Nyx.
Reminder
The two best songs in the show are both Rarity songs and about making dresses.
That is all
>>25338124
if that were true then why would you have to remind us?
>>25338113
Cat sized ponies or large dog sized ponies?
>>25338150
Horse-sized ponies?
>>25338160
too big
LARGE FILLIES
>>25338169
>>25338185
Small, normally sized fillies.
>>25338185
>>25338191
>You will never have a romantic relationship with a stallion that is actually 3 fillies in a costume
>>25338203
fillyzilla
>>25338185
>>25338205
That filly is fucking huge
>>25338221
shes a big filly
>>25338215
Fillies with big manes
>>25338241
Fillies with big bows.
>>25338251
Fillies with big egos
>>25338255
Fillies with big wings.
>>25338268
Fillies with big plans
Any good clopfic archives?
>>25338277
>>25338282
I'm sad that we'll never see Chryssy on the show again because of those stupid comics.Especially because she inspired so much hyper-lewd…
>>25338298
the season 2 hiatus sure was a magical and frightening experience
>>25338298
>crotchtits
>>25338339
No.
What happened to Stoic anyway? Haven't seen new stuff from him in months
>>25338329
Yes anon, those are crotchtits.
>>25338339
We need more subtle marebumps in pics.
>>25338329
not just crotchtits, Anon.
BUG TITS
and also technically within the rules because of the lack of exposed nipples
erect bug nipples would have been nice, though
>>25338348
Just never seen them on a "non-pony" before
lyra heard you like big milk makers
>>25338366
>reminder that lactating Candyass will soon be canon
Well, unless they're going to reference "Loss"…
>>25338366
I like Lyra, and Lyra's fascination with humans. I don't like how she's the go-to pony for when you want human stuff, but there isn't any other obvious choice in some cases.
>>25338385
Don't be silly, ponies lay eggs.
>>25338366
>>25338400
"Normal mammalian reproduction," Anon.
For some value of normal.
>>25338385
>pregnant Cadance crotchtit lactation
UNF
Did you know 1 in 6 ponies find humans attractive?
>>25338447
Isn't it more like 1 out of the entire population of Equestria?
>>25338477
Do you have to wake me up like this every morning Pinkie?
Did you know that 1 in 4 stallions will be raped or sexually assaulted in their lifetimes by mares?
End violence against stallions today!
>>25338484
>tfw your waifu refuses to check her mare privilege
I was never so disappointed in a pony before that.
>>25338484
"Come see the violence inherit in the system!"
>>25338490
Luna you don't have anything down there.
You're basically just dirty dancing.
Filly asks why are you always talking about fillies.
>>25338518
I'm actually a filly and feel like we're under represented in the show.
>>25338518
Because that evil enchantress Zecora cursed me so I couldn't talk about anything else.
>>25338447
I spent a while trying to find this thing but I failed. It was some sort of monochromatic thing with multiple statistics and a survey about humans' superiority over stallions. It included things like approval ratings and penis length, with one pony in the corner saying something like "yes, that is true".
>>25338518
Because fillies are the most amazing beins the world has to offer.
Why would i ever want to talk about anything else?
>>25338484
There is literally nothing wrong with that. If stallions didn't want it, they wouldn't flaunt it.
>>25338544
Beings even
>>25338545
Now, hold still until they've all had a turn!
Filly keeps referring to you as senpai.
Time for beb as the norm.
But before I hit the hay, I have something to sayAlways remejavascript:;mber to transform
>>25338553
I take it back I TAKE IT BACK
>>25338555
Glad they've introduced word filters to Equestria.
>>25338556
GODDAMN YOU 4CHAN YOU FUCKED UP MY POOR RHYME
I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL HIRO THIS TIME.
>>25338559
Wow I had no idea f_a_m replaced to that.
>>25338562
It's a recent thing, came out last Halloween. Same works with:
k.ek = kek
c.uck = kek
S.JW = sjw / social justice warrior (this might have changed
>>25338562
desu (t.b.h) hiro is a kek (c.u.c.k), senpai.
baka (s.m.h) for memespeak
>>25338571
I like how it's not just an autoban like some of the other filters we've had.
>>25338571
>k.ek = kek
>c.uck = kek
Fucked up.
>c.uck = kek
And I guess they changed th4e SJW one or I can't do it right.
Please, enjoy pony for my mistakes.
Do you think I could just buy a pony to bring home from a third world country or something?
>>25338590
>you try to bring pony back home from Swaziland
>forget to declare her as part of your luggage
>she ends up in quarantine
>ends up returning to Swaziland after it turns out she was one of Mswati's wives
>>25338578
SJW was filtered to SPOOKY SCARY SKELETON for halloween. It was back to normal the very next day. Unfortunately desu senpai.
>>25338590
Why not a superior first world pony?
>>25338622
Pinkie's reaction to somebody she knows fucking her sibling was quite different to Twilight's.
>>25338630
The last panel always makes me laugh
I have done nothing but stack earth ponies into a pony fort.
>>25338630
I want to listen to Twilight Sparkle teach me magic.
>>25338666
Do you think she'd get super frustrated when you start learning it surprisingly fast and get better than her?
>>25338666
I wish magic existed so there would be something worth learning
The wandering filly knight has appeared.
>>25338666
I want some FluttershyfartASMR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRnkWDcmPic
>>25338687
Well that's about enough MLPG for me today.
>>25338673
>tfw no magic to magic stuff with
>>25338702
>Tfw no magic horse to stuff with magic stuff
>>25338709
Please do not stuff the pony.
>>25338718
I want to stuff Applejack
>>25338709
>Rarara and Twilight won't fuck you using magic doing things to you that you couldn't even comprehend
Why even live?
>>25338726
Rarity would never be so crude with her sexuality, anon. She is a lady, not some common trashy whore.
>>25338746
Also she's shit at magic.
Pony the filly
>>25338762
Still better than Trixie will ever be
>>25338762
Only compared to Twi, which is extremely unfair.
Rarity is an unusually talented and powerful unicorn.
>>25338772
The Alicorn Amulet would disagree with you bae
>>25338773
That's a bit too much.
So far she just seems to be incredibly good at telekinesis, which isn't surprising seeing how much finesses she needs for her job, and doing some pretty good illusions.
>>25338773
Other unicorns might as well not bother and stop polluting the unicorn gene pool
>>25338779
How would you reproduce then you nerd
>>25338784
She gets all the stallions by default, duh.
>>25338789
So...she pollutes her genes with races with even less magical talent than the unicorns she removed from the gene pool...
GREAT PLAN THERE TWILIGHT
>>25338784
She will use the mirror pool
Equestria will become populated by nothing but Twilights
>>25338791
Sheesh anon, of course there would be at least one genius unicorn stallion.
This isn't her first day at unicorn eugenics.
>>25338796
What about Celestia? And Luna? And Cadence?
>>25338802
nothing
but
twilights
>>25338801
He's already fucking Rarity though
>>25338784
She can't.
Probably should have though of that before magically transforming her vagina into a 2nd butthole.
it's ponies all the way down
>>25338778
If you take Spike's statement in "Boast Busters" that most unicorns only know a few tricks relevant to their special talents as canon, Rarity is clearly more talented and flexible.
>>25338779
She is also extremely fuckable. Pic related.
>>25338815
I honestly always took that as most unicorns know that by default and can learn other things if they choose.
if that was the standard why the fuck would there be magic schools?
>>25338815
>she is also extremely fuckable
She is a pony. It goes without saying that she is extremely fuckable.
>>25338838
Not all ponies are fuckable though. Look at Applejack. She negatively fuckable .
>>25338816
Only a small minority of unicorns are even able to learn new magic from studying books – something we saw Rarara do in "Inspiration Manifestation".
That's why the entrance exams are so insane, only a tiny minority of unicorns would have any chance at following the curriculum.
>>25338841
>not wanting the endurance, muscle control, and libido of an earth pony mare
>>25338849
Except they aren't. Twilight's exam was specially chosen by Celestia.
Minnuette and her fucking crew don't strike me as being that minority of special unicorns.
>>25338841
Get out of here with your objectively terrible taste.
What would be a better three-way?
Rarity and Twilight?
OR
Rarity and Applejack?
>>25338868
I'd argue Rarity and Twilight.
Applejack doesn't bring anything new to the table compared to Rarity. Hell I'd say that Rarity is better than Applejack at traditional fucking. Twilight brings the almost infinite possibilities of MAGIC. Also she's cuter than AJ.
Honestly a harder question would be Rarity or Twilight or AJ and Twilight.
>>25338880
AJ and Rarity could lez out while you're recovering from their initial onslaught.
Twirity happens to be a personal favorite of mine; how do you imaging TwiPple working out?
>Today is American Football Day
Everyone knows Twilight and Pinkie is the best threesome
>>25338890
But so can Rarity and Twilight, and seeing how
Twilight could be much more inexperienced than Rarara it would be much more fun to watch Rarity slowly teaching and guiding Twilight while fucking you and while fucking each other.
Twilight and AJ fucking you? I honestly think it would be the most brutal fucking possible since they won;t be fighting over your dick and each is free to do what they do best. Pure tradition and pure magic man, no compromises, at the same time
but mudpones are naturally good at sex
All this talk made me remember that Aspirant never really made that pastebin with the story where you fuck both Twilight and Rarity in the dressing room at a cloths shop.
>>25337649
damn gg
>>25338943
The most boring, maybe.
They only have so many kids because there's nothing better to do in their worthless time.
>nobody wants to have a threesome with Fluttershy or Rainbow Dash
why is this
>>25338970
Fluttershy.
Change her for anyone else and it would be interesting.
>>25338970
Fluttershy OR Rainbow Dash?
Who would be the third?
>>25338984
>Not wanting to help Twilight measure the post-orgasm recovery time of the pegasus mare
>by making Fluttershy cum over and over again
"FOR SCIENCE!"
Pinkie Pie is having a party!A sperm party!In her uterus!
>>25339003
Sounds like every party she's ever had then
How can we fix Rainbow Dash?
>Maud doesn't talk when you fuck her.
>She stares straight in front of her
>Her face is expressionless
>Only the piston-like pumping of her hips
>and the gentle, insistent squeezes from her mareparts
>the brief shuddering of a rear leg
>or an involuntary gasp of air
>reassure you that you are, in fact, absolutely wrecking her shit.
>>25339002
>sexually teasing/bullying Fluttershy while Twilight gives you advice
>Twilight recording effective edging methods, having you rub against her lips and tease her clit until she's begging for release
>>25339022
I have no idea why so many people find Maud Pie attractive
>>25338891
>Sweetie stuffs balls in her shirt to make it looks like tits
>>25338970I'd be down
>>25339026
She is the most wonderful mare.
>>25337082
This Gilda isn't canon
>pinkie's reaction to people not like her sister
>>25337082
>Gilda was adorable
>She could have had friends from the start
>instead she became how she was because of Dash's influence
Worst pony ever
>>25339080
Of course she isn't, nothing after S2E24 is canon
>>25339089
>S2
>Canon
https://derpiboo.ru/tags/pent+up
Criminally underused.
>>25339087
That isn't canon
Everything in the show and the movies is canon.
>>25339093
>MLP:FiM
>Canon
>>25339123
Exactly. Only the original gen is canon.
>>25339118
>show
Well yeah
>movies
Good joke
Ponies arn't canonin real life;_;
>>25339133
Pinkie is
Holy shit
What if they really want the show and movies to be separate canons and the finale doesn't include the time loops that Twilight talked about at the end of friendship games?
This spaghetti tastes terrible.
That's it, I'm deeming this spaghetti non-canon
>>25339118
Don't forget the comics!
>>25339123
>Implying FiM doesn't have cannons.
Nigga, one of the main cast OWNS a cannon!
Shit shoots confetti.
>>25339126
>EqG
Probably not canon to the show. Especially since it doesn't draw from EqG.
>Pony pony movie movie coming up in 2017
I'd hope that one is drawn from for the show.As long as it's not the series finale of course.
>>25339136
What if it was aliens the whole time?!
>>25339148
The horses have a lot of interesting military equipment hidden in places
>>25339161
I blame the horrible influence of video games, TV, Radio and the telephone, making those poor innocent young fillies buy such violent things.
>>25339161
>Ponies know about bullets and tanks.
Fuck.
>>25339153
the comic is its own continuity but the show and EQG seem to share one, at least since they decided to cross the streams by having Flash Sentry horse appear in FiM
>>25339153
>Movie ends.
>The horse book closes after the credits roll.
>The fandom is told that it is just another hiatus.
>Hasbro silently shuts down everything.>Madagascar closes its port.
>>25339174
Pony warfare when?
>>25339179
He's not the same though
>>25339179
I think Twilight should've had some kind of reaction for him there there if it was meant to be a nod towards EqG.
Pony is experiencing a severe case of juvenoia
>>25339174
>Ponies know about tanks.
no shit
>>25339186
Anon no.
You will wake up the /k/ lurkers...
>>25339189
But that Flash Sentry doesn't know shit about playing a guitar.
That is what gets Twilight wet and ready.
>>25339187
>>25339189
The fact there is a single non crystal horse pegasus guard with unique armor among the crystal guard at all is all the nod there needs to be
especially since its the same one we saw previously
>>25339222
He wasn't in the script or anything. It was just an animator adding him there.
Doesn't really count.
>>25339222
He's just a representative of Canterlot.
The Crystal Empire probably never had a captain for the guard for centuries.
>>25339222
But it doesn't mean the show is canon to the movies
If it did, Twilight would have reacted in some way
>>25339230
That animator knew it would piss us off. She/he trolled the entire fandom and he probably thought it was delicious.
>>25339247
She was winking internally.
>>25339247
Twilight didn't react because even she doesn't consider the movies canon.
>>25339253
The show only *implies* furious, uncontrollable winking on rare occasions.
It is for kids after all.
>>25339267
Please, even YOUTUBE deems horse vaginas safe for work.
>>25339267
It's amazing no one slipped on that puddle she made.
>>25339267
anon pls this show is totally filled with winking mares
>>25339280
Hey!
This is a Blue board!
Winking mares make me question my Christian beliefs!
Remove that image!
>>25339278
Someone put up a sign after she left.
>>25339280
It's true. Even the fillies get into it sometimes.
To be fair, in this kind of position it's bound to happen.
>>25339278
Ponyville is used to th fact that Rarity is a leaky faucet, as well as the town bike.
>>25339289
must suck to be a mare with a super crush like that
there is no way in hell you are going to hide it between that and the other body language
that and any stallion around is going to smell you before he sees you
Then again I guess the stallions have to deal with the deadly public horse boner
Horse world problems man
>>25339297
Fortunately, there are always mares around who have their head screwed on straight and are willing to go down and dirty with urgent problems…
>>25339297
God help you if you're a pegasus stallion, you might cockpunch someone in the face if you're not careful with your altitude and where you fly.
>>25339297
>Be a stallion.
>Unable to control your horse boners.
>The worst part is when your old teacher, Cheerille sees you on the streets and forces you to put on a horse condom like she did in class.
>>25339288
I wanna hug that filly
>>25339307
Smudgeproof's stuff is so unbearably ugly, oh my god
http://i.imgur.com/2C4fOzV.png
>>25339317
Hey, she's legal now.
>>25339362
I really liked that pony.
She was cute.
>>25339384
>>25339384
>>25339384
Girding oneself for home.