Episode 521: Scare Master
Written by Natasha Levinger
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x39nr37
Friends Forever #22 (Pinkie Pie & Celestia) storytimed here!
>>25325129
After seemingly missing out on Luna's visit one Nightmare Night, it's good Rarity was able to finish a costume this year. After that maze, though, she might well go back to the drawing board for mobility concerns. Even so, she must have looked divine for a costume party. That's one event she simply must participate in when she can!Celestia would have gotten quite a chuckle at other ponies dealing with that mermaid tail flopping about. If only she could change the Gala's dress code.
>>25321651
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 520: Hearthbreakers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvE4SEGCUjA
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3awvcy
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Nov. 7: Episode 522 –What About Discord?
Twilight returns from a trip and is distressed to find that her friends have become close to Discord, making her wonder if Discord is up to something.
Nov. 14: Episode 523 –The Hooffields and McColts
Princess Twilight and Fluttershy are called by the map to settle a dispute between two feuding families who can't even remember why they are fighting.
Nov. 21: Episode 524 – The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
Fat marshmallow ponies
I claim this horse in the name of fillies.
>>25327863
why is that strongfilly blushing
>>25327850
Do we know anything about this old friend of Applejack?
>>25327884
she's just a pony
>>25327867
She's overheating and about to explode.
Her coat was white before this picture was taken.
Kiss the Trixie
>>25327884
>a friend who is a singer
Sounds like it's Fluttershy
>>25327890
alright
>>25327840
That would be the greatest gala ever
man that comic was bad
I can't believe they wasted the best possible pairing with such a horrible comic
>>25327917
I don't even bother with the comics anymore unless I see people talking about how it was actually good this time.
They really kinda shit the bed with the comics in general
>>25327906
>costume scales with body height
>celestia's fin is big enough to smack ponies half across the room
>>25327949
Would probably help if they hired more people who have actually seen the show
>>25327963
>>25327977
Gimme the dose
>>25327977
>>25327981
http://smaert.com/art.webm
It's never too early.
Suddenly
Yellow horses appear
Rarity is literally the cutest.
>has to raise the symbol of her imprisonment every evening
That's actually kinda fucked up I guess
>>25328009
>>25328009
>>25328009
>>25328017
anon
you keep that up and we are going to have to step outside
>>25327988
Oh yeah, that's the stuff
>>25328009
Yellow filly
>>25328030
Man that was so cute
They're great together
>>25328018
>>25328021
>>25328030
eeeexcellent
Blue!
>>25328052
NO!
YELOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>25328004
Will Flutter's butter give me a big butt like hers?
What if Minuette kissed Moondancer?
>>25328073
stop that
>>25328069
yes, but it won't make your face prettier!
>>25328080
Okay, I'll stop posting that ugly pony.
>>25328084
My face is already pretty
>>25328096
OH YEAH?
WHY DON'T YOU SHOW ME THEN
Yellow is the ugliest color.
>>25328110
You're the ugliest color.
>>25328091
Is she going to summon Celestia?
>>25328093
you are a terrible horse slanderer
also
>finally take the time to organize my horse folders
>everything named appropriately
>now a bunch of lewd stuff showing up when I search for specific horses to post
I did not think my clever plan through
>>25328127
>not separating your lewd and nonlewd
>>25327917
I felt that it mostly suffered from the bad art - the story itself wasn't worse than the CelestiaxSpike FF issue for example, but for some panels you really had to wonder what the fuck Fosgitt was smoking when he drew them
>>25328138
I literally can't figure out what's going on with Celestia
>>25328135
It is separated but I have so many images the only way to get at the one I want in short order is to search
and now its displaying everything as I made the names uniform
https://derpibooru.org/1014580
>>25328138
Holy fuck
Someone call a doctor pony
>>25328157
You called?
>>25328157
>>25328138
geez
those are pantsless, multicolored smurfs
not ponies
>>25328173
You aren't a pony
I only trust ponies to remove things from my ass
>>25328173
Girl has an ass like POW!
>>25328181
Prepare your anus, Anon
>>25328150
Make the separation at a higher level.
Search should only be searching current folder + subfolders.
>>25328200
Yeah I guess I will just have to change the hierarchy of folders I have used for the past few years to make it work right
CHANGE FRIGHTENS ME
they make a pretty cute couple, I think
>>25328231
Alternatively, if each folder name has a recognizable term like «lewd» or «horseballs» etc you can add «-folder:lewd» to the search.
>>25328244
>recognizable
I mean common. Pretend i said «common».
>>25328231
Alternatively, you could stop sinning and not look at lewd horse pictures anymore!
>>25328244
playing around with search terms is another thing true
>>25328248
it is too late for us
>Twilight: This is my laboratory, I realized that we won't always be around to protect Equestria, so I'm trying to develop a means of defending against aggressors for when the time comes.
>Rainbow Dash: That's crazy Twilight, we'll always be there to save Equestria!
>Twilight: In a hundred to thousand years from now?
>Rainbow Dash: *pauses* Yeah, it makes more sense when you put it like that.
>>25328238
It can be a couple, a trio, or a herd, pony is always cute!
>>25328275
Are they creating pony cyborgs?
http://strawpoll.me/5918498
>>25328290
>>25328275
they're making pony guns
we colonial equestria now
>>25328290
>NO ZEBRAS
I hate mornings.
Just terrible.
>>25328290
I wish I could vote dragons, but they just haven't done anything interesting with them
Changelings it is. At least they have a really neat design
>>25328311
fug
I knew I would forget something
>>25328314
need some coffee?
>>25328330
I haven't even had coffee in months.
>>25328354
why twilight is so unimpressed
Pony returned from her hunting trip
>>25328386
Why bunnies?
>>25328419
Jackalopes
>>25328386
And she didn't fucking take me?
I've never been so disappointed.
>>25328432
Pony said you were sleeping.
>>25328432
You don't have a G-Rank Special Permit
You scrub
>>25328490
>grinded the fuck out of that game
>the moment I had finished my equipment I stopped playing
Pony just became an alicorn princess while you were sleeping.
>>25328531
I'll touch their wings
>>25328536
>to unlock Sweetie Belle you have to beat Carousel Course as Apple Bloom
>last match is 1 vs 1 against Rarity
>Her unique stats make her faster than Apple Bloom in any kart
>Takes all the power ups before you
HOW IS THIS EVEN FUCKING FAIR. YOU LITERALLY HAVE NO FUCKING CHANCE BECAUSE SHE ALSO TAKES ALL THE FUCKING SHORTCUTS
>>25328490
>Tried to get to G-Ranked
>Higher leveled shit absoluetly destroyed me
How the fuck are you even supposed to kill that shit one on one?
>>25328560
NOW SHE'S MEGA-COCK THE FASTEST FAGGOT IN EQUESTRIA
>>25328530
>>25328563
I wish MLPG would go huntantogether
>>25328531
but pony is a stallion
>>25328593
I NEVER PLAYED BEFORE
>>25328290
Breezies, easily.
>>25328354
Its really not that great a cock
>>25328290
Changeling master race.
Pon loves you.
>>25328786
That pon is ugly
I hate her
>>25328593
I'd be up for something
Later
>>25328790
You will love pon, or else.
>>25328811
Pon can't pull that trigger with hooves
Pon is apparently ugly AND stupid
>>25328173
>shove shit up my ass
Shit repacking is actually kinda fun.
>>25328855
You should freeze it first. It's like a homemade dildo.
>>25328892
>Poopsicles
>>25328892
No, no no. I mean putting it in an enema syringe and pushing it back in your ass, over and over.
A shit dildo is not fun, it's just cold and it falls apart moments after you use it because of how hot your ass is.
>>25328906
>>25328902
>>25328892
>>25328855
>>25328925
What?
People talk about TF all the time, my fetish is not different.
>>25328855
>>25328892
stop
>huge anthro futas are okay but scat isn't
okay
>>25328925I brought up freezing shit because I figured it'd cause a stir. I feel satisfied with my feedback. Scat is nasty.
>>25328953
>huge anthro futas are okay
who the fuck told you that
both are awful
>>25328973
>he doesn't like huge anthro futas
literally worse than scatfags
>>25328971
can i have some popcorn
>>25328953
Scat is the absolute greasy fuck bottom fetish, the objective, unsurpassed worst.
As disgusting as a lot of things are, even the filthiest morbidly obese lover or the most hyper of futa suckers can at least pat themselves on the back for not wanting to literally eat shit.
>>25328980
I don't like this meme
>>25328983
>Scat is the absolute greasy fuck bottom fetish, the objective, unsurpassed worst.
That's not kek.oldry or guro.
>>25328973
this
both need to die
>>25328987
Guro gets like #2 worst.
Kekoldry wins the whoopie cushion award for most laughably pathetic fetish.
>>25328998
Just report the literal shitposters
>>25328983
Scat is so far down the list I find it morbidly funny. I understand somebody somewhere thinks they have this fetish but I just laugh and shake my head and assume they're trying to get a rise out of me by being disgusting.
To steer this more towards ponies, which of the mane 6 has the worst fetish and what is it?
>>25328982
She probably ate the whole bag in one bite already.
Including the bag.
>>25329009
>which of the mane 6 has the worst fetish and what is it?
Twilight. Her idea of a naughty evening is to study all night - without following her to-do list.
i am gonna fuck a horse in the asshole
>>25329043
that chest tuft is too low
>>25329024
Disgusting. That's going to throw tomorrow's entire schedule off. How could she do such a thing?
I'm actually bothered by this concept and I don't consider myself that anal about schedules. But holy shit Twilight, don't blow off a list you made; you made it for a reason.
>>25329051
duh that's her belly tuft
a pony has many tufts
>>25329053
You have to know the rules in order to break them
Getting real touchy feely with Lyrain front of Bonbon
>>25329084
...
>>25329043
I love pony and all her tufts!
expensive fillies
>>25329089
>>25329186
>that
>expensive
>>25329207
hey I'm not mad of bits
>>25329186
That's just the cost over time. You can buy 60 minutes for 24 bits. That's a damn good deal.
Plus it's not like you're going to need more than 5 minutes with that little fluff of marshmallow anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAVQk8CSU9w
>>25329214
how much does lunch cost? 10 bits?
you could buy 25 minutes with filly with that.
>>25329231
so you're saying I should eat the filly for lunch
You will never be humannapped by a pony
>>25329240
Ponies are too sugary. It would be an awful lunch.
Ponies are for dessert.
>>25329242
YOu don't know that for sure
>>25329269
I'll know if it happens.
Scritch the pony.
>>25328282
>all those sidemouths
>"Private Anonymous, I'm giving you 3 seconds-, EXACTLY 3 FUCKING SECONDS TO WIPE THAT STUPID LOOKING GRIN OFF YOUR FACE OR I WILL GOUGE OUT EYEBALLS AND SKULLFUCK YOU!"
>>25329366
>>25329385
>>25329385
Nice try Spitfire. We know the Army General routine is just a retcon when they should've made a new character for Wonderbolts Academy
>>25329385
Whose eyeballs?
>>25329392
>"T-that horse is playing her sax all wrong, man."
>my name is applejack and i work on an applefarm
>better put apples and shit all oveer my clothes and shit
>>25329411
Damnit.
>>25329416
My name is Fluttershy and I'm from the Isle of Man.
>>25329416
Does human AJ even work on a farm? Why is Granny Smith a lunchlady?
>>25329429
The High School is like the island on Lost.
If you try to leave it it'll just loop around like a Super Mario Bros 2 level.
Pony has LODS OF EMONE
>>25329366
>>25329391
All night?
>>25329439
>"What in the hay-..ah reckon maybe ah should ask that little feller in the coveralls how ah get outta here."
>"Uh..scuse me, sir?"
>'MAMA MIA, BITCH, DONTA' SNEAKA UP ONA' ME LIKEA THAT!'
>>25329416
Them apple legs.
>>25329455
I tried to scratch Pinkie but her mane batted me away.
>>25328560
You'll never unlock Nightmare Moon at this rate.
>>25329559
Fucking stallions
>>25329559
Cute gay stallions are my weakness
>>25329604
>not having NMM unlocked
You'd have to be the ultimate scrub seeing how you just need to win the Everfree Cup with Twilight.
>>25329604
>>25329663
>we will never get anything like this
Anon please stop ;_;
>>25329663I think he meant Nightmare Star.
the ponies are coming alive
Where have all the hydras gone?
>>25329787
IN A WORLD
>>25329808
with... Fluttershy?
>>25329856
THIS SUMMER
>>25329888
DAY ONE DLC
>>25329888
she takes a nap with Sweetie Bell
>>25329897
PREORDER NOW FOR FREE ANGEL BUNNY COMPANION
>>25329899
hush now, quiet now?
>>25329899
what if fluttershy has to take a massive shit in the middle of a cuddle
This is my little pony.
>>25329990
prepare to fight to the death over her because i am coming to steal your little pony.
>>25329990
what is she doing
>>25329999
You can't just steal a pony.
>>25330005
Being a pony.
>>25330013
oh, she's good at it
>>25330018
Have you ever seen any other pony pony like her?
ponynap the pony
>>25330080
How terrifying
>>25330080
why are you vacuuming the pegasi
>>25330087
Because they are dropping their feathers everywhere
>>25330085
I'm glad they've never done anything special with this pony. He's a pretty awful design.
>>25330117
Can't you think of anything better to do with the feathers?
>>25330119
I guess you missed his intro anon
>>25329856
I'M GOING TO MARRY HER
>>25330161
I'd make so many things with Dash's feathers
pillows
comforters
jackets
jammies
>>25330197
Not if I marry her first
>>25330262
>>25330262
I'm sure Fluttershy can share
>>25330262
>>25330197
The only one you are going to marry is Gloomy.
Now go and say your vows or Marker gets the shotgun
>>25330322
>Ever marrying Gloomy
Yeah, I'm sure you'll be happy when the earth is destroyed by her a year after the show ended.
>>25330445
You'll be able to travel the universe together with ehr
>>25330322
[ominous latin chanting]
>>25330318
And then Fluttershy woke up. Alone.
>>25330465
surrounded by hundreds of bunnies!
>>25327840
I don't have a sexual desire to clop to ponies. In fact I don`t even like any art of such or any other form now. I am not even interested in coming here. What is wrong with me? is this some kind temporary burnout?
Marry your mare
>>25330445
Oh no, you're quite mistaken. You see, once the show ends for good, Gloomy will disintegrate. You see, without the "hiatus force" holding her atoms together, she can't increase in size without falling apart as her atoms get farther and farther apart from each other. By the time she gets "large" enough to pose any threat to real estate, she will be little more than a big pink ghost, and she will lack enough density to interact with anything.
Of course, by that point, gravity will have slowly, inexorably pulled her towards the center of the earth, where she would die.
>>25330483
>clop
Please fuck off back to the rest of the board
>>25330472
>hundreds
Angel has been busy, I guess.
>>25330489
Anon please, she is obviously gonna ascend into a being of pure energy>gloomy or maker dying
that thought somehow makes me sad
what the fuck is wrong with me
>>25330508
Oh there's no need to worry about Marker dying. She'll live on for just about forever.
Of course, when it's an eternity of nothing after the show ends, she might often wish for death, simply to escape the dark quiet of post-show End of Threads.
>>25330508
Gloomy is eternal
Marker though? The moment the last episode is done she'll slowly fade away, probably while she gives you one last boop.
>>25330519
that's such a sad picture
I hate you guys
>>25330544
But why
>>25330544
Don't worry, we hate you too.
Marker and Gloomy and Junior are ponies. Nothing bad will happen to them.
Their destiny is happy endings.
>>25328971
Twilicorn will end in 31 days.
>>25330544
You can't possibly hate me more than I hate myself.
What's going to happen to my waifu after the show ends?
>>25330589
>>25330620
She will live on in your heart.
So long as you stay faithful, anyway. If you find yourself with a "new" waifu, then she dies. Every smidgeon of your heart you give to a new waifu, is one stolen from her. When the last tiny part of your heart is no longer hers, it will be as if she never were.
pony the human
>>25330644
I'll just have to keep her alive then
>>25330544
harsh
>>25330570
Because you keep saying sad stuff about horses.
>>25330544
I like that pone.
>>25330710
To be fair to that Anon, it was just me.
>>25330729
She was pretty entertaining
>>25330729
well she was voiced by Ashleigh Ball
F I L L Y
I
L
L
Y
>>25330823
Filly is malfunctioning
>>25330823
please stop putting so much pressure on the fillies to perform, they're not used to this work load
>>25330840
Have you ever wanted to smooch a horse really bad?
>>25330823
>>25330837
So long as the most important function is still intact.
>>25330859
qt peach
>>25330729
She is an excellent pone
>>25330625
ponka is not for cry
>>25330856
Every day since 2010...
>>25330879
OH GOD
THE PONIES ARE NOW ALL VAMPIRES
I NEED TO WARN ONION PONE
>>25330899
A cute pony like that shouldnt eat so much greasy food.
>>25330935
Horses and greasy hay just go together!
>>25330915
What do cartoon pony lips feel like?
>>25330908
Popenka is the saddest horse.
>>25330951
Marshmallows
>>25330953
Pinkie, please, won't you smile smile smile for me?
>>25330979
Um excuse me, but do you have a permit for this public musical number?
>>25330953
*Pinkie
>>25330951velvet
>>25330943
Of course.
>>25330979
>>25330994
Post shameful sexuals
Have you thought about her today?
>>25331082
Discord is the source of most of my shameful unfs.I want him to fuck my brains out while teleporting us to random places in Equestriaand switching our genders
>>25331004
I love those pinks
>>25331118
Discord is the source of my desire for chaos.
>>25331118
What fucking bothers me is the amount of fetish shit he can do. And what's even worse is not that he can just do it he can take it so many steps farther, it's just fucked up and hot.
Boop it
>>25331276
>"How's this?"
>>25330994
>>25331013
I do so love those two horses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY8WH8qgBLM
>>25331276
Poop it
btw im a mare
>>25331357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84fbU39V0Ko
>>25331420
pls be in Trottingham
>>25331420
Post qt mark
>>25331425
too much wub
>>25331504
Just a cutie mark wouldn't prove mare or stallion though
>>25331420
>>25331584
THAT'S NO PONY
THAT'S A BATTLESTATION
>>25331597
i never got this meme
>>25331608
IIRC, it was just some girl posting on /fit/ and one guy said "please be in London".
It stuck so now its the go-to response that replaced "tits or gtfo"
Would you scare a pony?
And now for something completely different
https://derpibooru.org/1010666
>>25331601
IT IS
A PONE HORSE
>>25331624
Probably just by existing.
>>25331624
Would a pony scare me?
>>25331648
Twilight Sparkle will lose her wings in the season finale.
>>25331624I'd link them to 1man1jar
Filly noises
>>25331648
Jesus fucking christ.
>>25331661
Iktfb
>>25331648
I already knew it would be awful when I saw the Twilight picture that was posted alongside it.
But it was worse than I expected.>tfw Kevinsano can draw super cute pictures but he never does anymore because fetish shit brings more money
Hush little filly don't say a word.
And never mind that noise you heard.
It's just the creatures under your bed.
In your closet in your head.
EXIT LIGHT
ENTER NIGHT
TAKE MY HAND
OFF TO NEVER NEVER LAND.
>>25331648
unf
>>25331694
I assume its the one where the glass breaks?
COLT HAD A LOT TO SAY
COLT HAD A LOT OF NOTHING TO SAY
>>25331672
Yes, it'd be scary, but fun.
>>25331743
>>25331762
sorry i don't get off to scat, anon
I'm going to start a pony gang.
We'll be called the burnt marshmallows and hand out hot chocolate on cold days only sometimes it will be overcooked but it will be so infrequent that nobody will be able to tell.
>>25331760
Sounds like my kind of time.
>>25331848
You like things that are scary, but fun?
>>25331900
Well, yeah?
I like to glue masks on ponies butts so they always get the impression someone is watching them.
>>25331608
>I don't understand x meme
I've never understood this meme
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/barneyfag-x86x2-revved-aspiring-4chan-janitor-who-watchhates-barney-and-childrens-cartoons.10780/
>causal nonseparability has been proved
Well, A doesn't follow B anymore.
TWO BROTHERS
Prove to me without the shadow of a doubt that ponies are sweet and kind.
>>25331962http://phys.org/news/2015-11-quantum-superposition-events.html
Score one more for quantum theory
>>25331968
Cheerilee is sweet and kind.
>>25331968
no get fucked you stupid cunt.
>>25331965
ONE SISTER
>A zebra wearing a comically oversized afro speeds up to the two in a red muscle car.
>"Hop in!"
THIS SUMMER:
JUSTICE IS BLACK AND WHITE
ZEBRA JUSTICE: THE MOVIE
>>25331998
AND THERE ARE ALSO
MEXICANS
>>25331999
>using "faggotry" unironically in a sentence
gee, I wonder where that came from.
>>25332005
>Cue Sonata with a half eaten taco in her mouth.
>>25332017
you
Desu.
>>25332044
Filly
no
bad
>>25332064
ONIICHAN
>10 hour old thread
>haven't even hit the post limit or image limit
how does this even happen
>>25332096
There's no need to post a lot, you know.
>>25332096
No one wants to talk about anything except memes and shitposting
>>25332111
What if we combined the two?
>>25332096
depends on how much certain individuals are posting on certain days
So whats new today?
>>25332138
nothing much
got any qt3.14 diamond dogs?
>>25332138
minotauress
Post cute mares.
>>25332074
WHO SAID THAT
WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT
>>25332144
None yet, just drawing more not pone related fighting game.
>>25332157
Is that Luna?
>>25332160
I reject your reality and substitute my own
>>25332160
okay, you start.
>>25332160
>>25332195
are you ok?
Evolvethe fillies.
>>25332255
filly evolves into mare
mare evolves into granny
granny evolves intoskeleton
>>25332255
But filly isn't reacting to the Thunderstone!
>>25332117
memeposting?
>>25332205
Would you do naughty things to that pony?
>>25332273
Skeleton evolves into cute ghost pone that lives inside you.
>>25332255
Filly's Fillyite is reacting to Anon's Mega Ring!
>>25332250
I am fine, zhank you.
Now, rets go!
>>25332281
It is probably best not to give an answer in this sort of thing
So I will say that he is a pretty damn cute pone
More so when he is not wearing silly things
>>25332292
the guy on the right has some gorilla-tier arms
>>25332275
Does she know Pinkie?
>>25332315
>extreme winking
Oh, man! Is that some new pony sport?!
Fusewith?the ponies.
>>25332308
It's alright. We all want a piece of that stallion.
>>25332378
gimme that flutterjack
>>25332378
>Apple Rara
Oh my....~
>>25332355
>>25332378
The middle one doesn't take much from Rarity.
>>25332464
Because she's ararity.
>>25332390
Most would do lewd things of some variety with him this is true
>>25332378
Oh man flutterjack a qt
>>25332378
And those compound marks still aren't as bad as the CMC's
>>25332541
coco pls
you don't know what you're doingto my nutbladder
Why is she so cute?
>>25332608
she is a pony
Filly wants to become a villain.
>>25332378
Nyx, Snowdrop and Anonfilly
>>25332661
Nyx breaks the dynamic. We need a unicorn filly instead.
Now that Princess Rockcandy is pregnant, the Crystal Empire's a ticking time bomb.
>>25332679
Disguised Nyx?
>>25332355
Rainbow Dash would totally try doing this.
>>25332692
yyyep
Has there been any new Gilda art at all ??? Seems like everyone lost the interest in catbird after her episode .
>>25332160
what a big booty mare
i'd like to squeeze that button both cutie marks
Pony wants to know why are you obsessed with ponies so much.
>>25332814
Maybe because pony is so cute.
>>25332791
ULTRA FUCKING LEWD
>>25332814
don't flatter yourself pony, you're not the only hobby I have
>>25332841
what would it take to turn that no into a yes
>>25332814
I'm trying to teach myself to be a better person using the lessons the show teaches us. And Fluttershy makes my dick hard.
HELLO PARTY PEOPLE
Anon putting on a magical collar that turns him into a stallion, a subservient stallion with a cute stallion cock and a cock corset matching his collar.
Anyone have any ideas for the most boring ending twist possible?I'm writing a short about Anon meeting Princess Cadance, partly to practice narrative pacing, and partly to vent my frustrations on my not knowing anything about Cadance
>>25332777
I don't know but I love her
>>25332914
Her butt must be cold.
>>25332921It was all a dream.
>>25332937
would you warm it for her?
>>25332940About Cadance specifically. The premise is that Anon is having an audience with her to learn more about her, but the conversation goes absolutely nowhere in a hurry
>>25332921Princess Cadance was actually some other pony that underwent plastic surgery and psychotherapy to look and act like her.
Cuddling fillies.
>>25332915
Unf
>>25332943
I don't know if it's okay to touch a pony there.
>>25332967
what if it's their first time?
>>25332978
it's easier to ask forgiveness than permission
>>25332978
It's just a butt, no big deal.
>>25332979
I wonder how it feels to be the little filly.
>>25332999
like you have your whole life in front of you again and also you're a cute pony
Would you feed Applejack roofied apples?
>>25332989
>>25332990
Maybe if the pony says it's okay. I don't want to upset them.
>>25333015
Pinkie is always up for a good butt touching
Rarity would never explicitly tell you to, but she'd drop strong hints
>>25333015
>nothing there
unf
>>25332921
It turned out everything she told Anon was a lie. Not for any particular reason, just because she didn't want to share her personal info. The lies were all mundane, she hints that the truth is equally mundane. But sorry anon, we're all out of time. The end.
Audience boos.
Discord turning anon into a cuntboy.
I'm in love with a very special pony!
>>25333087
>>25333083
>nothing changes
>because Anon was already a cunt
>>25333087
That could be any of them though, Anon.
>>25333032
>strong hints
"Gracious, anon, wouldn't you just love to touch a butt like this? I couldn't imagine me saying anything to object, but it's not like I have a choice in the matter with your big, strong arms. A gentleman like you could probably grab me by both cutie marks and hoist me over your shoulder to do whatever you wanted with me. Hypothetically speaking, of course.
>>25333014
>the green man
oh shit
>>25333144
oh yes
>>25333144
>I can see her ponut!
>>25333144I can see her ponut.
What do you think pony piss tastes like?
Filly fell asleep on your lap.
>>25333166
>>25333170
Oh you guys.
>>25333178
Shame and autism.
>>25333166
Its not like anyone hides theirs, Dash
>>25333184
slip some night time panties on her
Look at this tiny ass
Every time I do it makes me laugh
Who could want such a little butt?
Must belong to some virgin slut
>>25333197
>not hiding your ponuts so others can't take them from you
>>25333217
no one can take mine anon
no one
>>25333166
Yeah well we can all smell yours, Dash.
Take a fucking bath geez.
>>25333216
What is a ponut anyway?
>>25333264
>>25332777
Glidda is literally shit
>>25333205
It's all I had on me
>>25333264
they didn't go over them in your buttology class?
>>25333279
filly will remember that
>>25333257
I like it small Dash. You're a little cardio pony. You have a nice tight butt. Be proud you little dick demon.
You think Sunset misses her gaping, flaccid ponut?
>>25333282
He probably only got a 2 year degree, they barely cover the Pony Cycle
>>25333282
I was asleep in class for half of my time in clop college.
>>25333289
No, she won't. Fillies are dumb and forgetful.
>>25333310
>>25333301
anon you slacker!
>>25333297
It's too bad they went to the human dimension and not the cephalopod dimension. They got all sorts of orifices.
>>25333357
Would they be squids or kids?
Please keep control of your ponies on airborne transportation, thank you.
>>25333357
Filly fell in love witha plushie.
>>25333412
that's adorable
anon should have splurged for a pack with a view though
>>25333412
can't derpy fly
>>25333289
>>25333348
filly will forget everything after i give her a long and hard spanking.
and that was NOT a sex joke.
>>25333415
So did Fluttershy
>>25333427
that's dash you dumb shit
>>25333412
>getting on a plane
>>25333446
can't derpy fly
Ponies are not pets.
>>25333425
Ive never ever seen this in the wild
>>25333472
I see them on airplanes decently often
>>25333465
do you even watch the show
dash is the one obsessed with flying
>>25333469
Ponies are not for target practice
Unauthorized feeding of Ponies is strictly prohibited.
THIS WILL BE THE WE WAITED FOR
THIS WILL BE THE DAY WE OPEN UP THE DOOOOOOOORS
>>25333469
not with that attitude
>>25333469
Pony can be whatever pony consents to be
>>25333464
I fly a plane.
>>25333482
It's already annoying people bring kids with them on non family visits, but why would you bring an animal?
>>25333485
so can derpy fly or not
>>25333516
you wouldnt pony a tree
>>25333297
Probably
She doesn't have nearly enough room to take the horsecocks anymore
>>25333521
What's Puppy doing here?
>>25333526
never underestimate how crazy people can be over their pets
I just came here to tell you that you're all a bunch of pathetic losers. Horsefuckers
>>25333543
pony cannot physically be a tree so pony can't really consent to anything like that
pony can be a pet, though!
>comic thread
so the comic is irrevocably toxic waste to fans, huh
that's really a shame. several issues captured the feeling of the show just fine
>>25333520
but could you keep up with the fastest pegasus in equestria
What aboutold gen horses?
>>25333556
stop hitting on me, im not interested, and being tsun is so 2007 and only works on 19 year olds
>>25333539
sure, she can fly
but aren't there other things you'd like to do with her?
>>25333578
that's a cute cutie mark
>>25333561
>pony cannot physically be a tree
are you implying that people cant be what they physically arent????
UHOHHHHHHHH I THINK WE HAVE ONE OF THEM PRIVILEGED FOLKS HERE
>mom was mentally handicapped
>had a goofy speech impediment and had to be helped to do every little thing
>find myself attracted to Derpy
What circle of hell am I going to?
What if Care Bears had been rebooted by Faust? How would this board be different?
>>25333578
I would, but that's not saying much these days
Kimono a qt.
>>25333595
I want to be able to tug on a tail like that while I plow a pony from behind
it seems like so much fun
>>25333620
DUDE CAREBROS LMAO
>>25333620
hello Repeats the Same Questions Over and Over-Anon
>>25333574
She can be my copilot.
>>25333611
you get a free pass as shes an adorable little pony
Filly said "Eh fuckboi, get in the wagon. I'll show you what your cutie mark means~"
>>25333556
th... thanks anon.
unicorn butts > earth pony butts > pegasus butts
>>25333611
That's Muffinz
>>25333611
Accept it.
>>25333620
Bellybros for life.
>>25333683
I'm a grown man and I don't have to take this
>>25333688
they are all excellent butts
do not forget crystal butts
>>25333688
completely backwards
>>25333611
You're just more aware of your attraction to traits your mother has.
It's statistically proven that people generally find traits their mom have to be attractive (hair color, eye color, race). You rmother was your first female which all others are based on subconsciously.It makes sense from an evolutionary point of view: she successfully raised you, you need a mother to successfully raise your children too.
>>25333611
Your mother is retarded?
>>25333683
Remind her that before the CMC made everyone second guess their cutie marks, the meanings were pretty straightforward
>>25333669
I ship RSQOOA with Nyx anon
their dates are saying the same things for an hour
>>25333702
Filly started calling you a slut and saying that your butt was ugly anyway.
>>25333700
Best background bear?
>>25333708
Agreed
Filly can't stop talking in third person.
>>25333751
Instead of fixing fillies' speech impediment just make her a princess so it sounds like a royal thing.
>>25333571
the comic threads haven't been any good for discussion since reflections happened
>>25333767
she's too small to be a princess
>>25333714She was mentally handicapped. She had a series of strokes as I was growing up.
>>25333711That makes sense.Derpy would make a good mom assuming she doesn't sit on them.
>>25333688
Apple pony butts > The rest
Filly wants to be an anime character.
>>25333097
No, anon having his genitals changed to a mare pussy and a ponut.
>>25333793
have you ever gotten to her apple core?
You have to swallow at least two of the fillies in order to survive.
>>25333784
Oh. My dad had a stroke a couple years back. Sorry if I came off like a dick.
ALOHA SNACKBAR
>>25333784
>strokes
hello existential crisis, reminding me about how chaotic life is today, are we
>>25333830
Dash do you have to say that every time you cum?
>>25333813
Maybe.
>>25333830
ok
>>25333688
This is 100% correct
Stupid bird ponies are the worst at everything
>>25333851
>Yes I fucked this horse
>Fight me faggot
>>25333830
>>25333864
you just don't understand their struggle
>>25333877
oh great, dash is attacking birds now
>>25333870
>calm down sugarcube, he's not worth the trouble
>>25333837
>tfw you were born too soon to be able to enjoy a disease-free humanity
>tfw you will die before immortality becomes a thing
>>25333830
SALIM AL SAWARIN
NASHEE INTOUYA
WATAH FU FATALI
NAMIM MUN HAYAH
>>25333898
There will be people that die the day before immortality becomes available to the public.
There will be one dude that dies in a car accident on the way to his immortality procedure.
>>25333913
I can see part of that whores tail!
>>25333864
Bird ponies appeal to /fit/ and /sp/ horsefuckers. Unicorns appeal to /a/ and /fa/. Earth ponies appeal to /pol/ and /k/.
>>25333877
Bird ponies are so adorable.
>>25333864
the epic of the tale of the hymn of the scroll of the Scrunch Butt
>>25333937
and very responsible
>>25333949
I like slit-eyed pones
>>25333949
Bird pony keeps asking me if I'd like to give her fries with that.
>>25333898
>disease-free
I think you mean very treatable cure alls, because truly disease free means we have mastered DNA splicing and that is a can of worms
Immortality might be in feasible reach
Pony.
>>25333913
Excuse me, but Fluttershy is the canonically muslim one!
We're in dire need of a new horse
Reminder not to touch the fillies too much or the mother will never take them back.
>>25334015
I got one for you
for 50 bits
>>25334019
So THAT's why Anon owns so many fillies.
>>25334019
THAT'S ANTIFILLY PROPAGANDA
im gonna meme!
Ensign, prepare to take us to warp
>>25334070
>>25334070
>>25334070
The rest of the world that ponies live in!
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.
>>25327840
>Friends Forever #22 (Pinkie Pie & Celestia) storytimed here!
I missed it last night, how was it?