Episode 521: Scare Master
Written by Natasha Levinger
Friends Forever #22 (Pinkie Pie & Celestia) storytimed here!
After seemingly missing out on Luna's visit one Nightmare Night, it's good Rarity was able to finish a costume this year. After that maze, though, she might well go back to the drawing board for mobility concerns. Even so, she must have looked divine for a costume party. That's one event she simply must participate in when she can!
Celestia would have gotten quite a chuckle at other ponies dealing with that mermaid tail flopping about. If only she could change the Gala's dress code.
Season 5 episode links
Episode 520: Hearthbreakers
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
Nov. 7: Episode 522 –
What About Discord?
Twilight returns from a trip and is distressed to find that her friends have become close to Discord, making her wonder if Discord is up to something.
Nov. 14: Episode 523 –
The Hooffields and McColts
Princess Twilight and Fluttershy are called by the map to settle a dispute between two feuding families who can't even remember why they are fighting.
Nov. 21: Episode 524 – The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 –
The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 –
The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
I claim this horse in the name of fillies.
She's overheating and about to explode.
Her coat was white before this picture was taken.
That would be the greatest gala ever
Yellow horses appear
>has to raise the symbol of her imprisonment every evening
That's actually kinda fucked up I guess
you keep that up and we are going to have to step outside
you are a terrible horse slanderer
>finally take the time to organize my horse folders
>everything named appropriately
>now a bunch of lewd stuff showing up when I search for specific horses to post
I did not think my clever plan through
I felt that it mostly suffered from the bad art - the story itself wasn't worse than the CelestiaxSpike FF issue for example, but for some panels you really had to wonder what the fuck Fosgitt was smoking when he drew them
It is separated but I have so many images the only way to get at the one I want in short order is to search
and now its displaying everything as I made the names uniform
those are pantsless, multicolored smurfs
Yeah I guess I will just have to change the hierarchy of folders I have used for the past few years to make it work right
CHANGE FRIGHTENS ME
Alternatively, you could stop sinning and not look at lewd horse pictures anymore!
playing around with search terms is another thing true
it is too late for us
>Twilight: This is my laboratory, I realized that we won't always be around to protect Equestria, so I'm trying to develop a means of defending against aggressors for when the time comes.
>Rainbow Dash: That's crazy Twilight, we'll always be there to save Equestria!
>Twilight: In a hundred to thousand years from now?
>Rainbow Dash: *pauses* Yeah, it makes more sense when you put it like that.
It can be a couple, a trio, or a herd, pony is always cute!
they're making pony guns
we colonial equestria now
I knew I would forget something
Pony returned from her hunting trip
>grinded the fuck out of that game
>the moment I had finished my equipment I stopped playing
>to unlock Sweetie Belle you have to beat Carousel Course as Apple Bloom
>last match is 1 vs 1 against Rarity
>Her unique stats make her faster than Apple Bloom in any kart
>Takes all the power ups before you
HOW IS THIS EVEN FUCKING FAIR. YOU LITERALLY HAVE NO FUCKING CHANCE BECAUSE SHE ALSO TAKES ALL THE FUCKING SHORTCUTS
but pony is a stallion
You will love pon, or else.
No, no no. I mean putting it in an enema syringe and pushing it back in your ass, over and over.
A shit dildo is not fun, it's just cold and it falls apart moments after you use it because of how hot your ass is.
I brought up freezing shit because I figured it'd cause a stir. I feel satisfied with my feedback. Scat is nasty.
Scat is the absolute greasy fuck bottom fetish, the objective, unsurpassed worst.
As disgusting as a lot of things are, even the filthiest morbidly obese lover or the most hyper of futa suckers can at least pat themselves on the back for not wanting to literally eat shit.
Scat is so far down the list I find it morbidly funny. I understand somebody somewhere thinks they have this fetish but I just laugh and shake my head and assume they're trying to get a rise out of me by being disgusting.
To steer this more towards ponies, which of the mane 6 has the worst fetish and what is it?
Disgusting. That's going to throw tomorrow's entire schedule off. How could she do such a thing?
I'm actually bothered by this concept and I don't consider myself that anal about schedules. But holy shit Twilight, don't blow off a list you made; you made it for a reason.
That's just the cost over time. You can buy 60 minutes for 24 bits. That's a damn good deal.
Plus it's not like you're going to need more than 5 minutes with that little fluff of marshmallow anyway.
>"Private Anonymous, I'm giving you 3 seconds-, EXACTLY 3 FUCKING SECONDS TO WIPE THAT STUPID LOOKING GRIN OFF YOUR FACE OR I WILL GOUGE OUT EYEBALLS AND SKULLFUCK YOU!"
>"T-that horse is playing her sax all wrong, man."
>my name is applejack and i work on an applefarm
>better put apples and shit all oveer my clothes and shit
>"What in the hay-..ah reckon maybe ah should ask that little feller in the coveralls how ah get outta here."
>"Uh..scuse me, sir?"
>'MAMA MIA, BITCH, DONTA' SNEAKA UP ONA' ME LIKEA THAT!'
You'll never unlock Nightmare Moon at this rate.
she takes a nap with Sweetie Bell
You can't just steal a pony.
Being a pony.
Have you ever seen any other pony pony like her?
Can't you think of anything better to do with the feathers?
I guess you missed his intro anon
I'd make so many things with Dash's feathers
I'm sure Fluttershy can share
The only one you are going to marry is Gloomy.
Now go and say your vows or Marker gets the shotgun
You'll be able to travel the universe together with ehr
surrounded by hundreds of bunnies!
I don't have a sexual desire to clop to ponies. In fact I don`t even like any art of such or any other form now. I am not even interested in coming here. What is wrong with me? is this some kind temporary burnout?
Oh no, you're quite mistaken. You see, once the show ends for good, Gloomy will disintegrate. You see, without the "hiatus force" holding her atoms together, she can't increase in size without falling apart as her atoms get farther and farther apart from each other. By the time she gets "large" enough to pose any threat to real estate, she will be little more than a big pink ghost, and she will lack enough density to interact with anything.
Of course, by that point, gravity will have slowly, inexorably pulled her towards the center of the earth, where she would die.
Angel has been busy, I guess.
Oh there's no need to worry about Marker dying. She'll live on for just about forever.
Of course, when it's an eternity of nothing after the show ends, she might often wish for death, simply to escape the dark quiet of post-show End of Threads.
You can't possibly hate me more than I hate myself.
She will live on in your heart.
So long as you stay faithful, anyway. If you find yourself with a "new" waifu, then she dies. Every smidgeon of your heart you give to a new waifu, is one stolen from her. When the last tiny part of your heart is no longer hers, it will be as if she never were.
I like that pone.
please stop putting so much pressure on the fillies to perform, they're not used to this work load
Have you ever wanted to smooch a horse really bad?
So long as the most important function is still intact.
She is an excellent pone
Horses and greasy hay just go together!
Discord is the source of most of my shameful unfs.
I want him to fuck my brains out while teleporting us to random places in Equestria and switching our genders
Discord is the source of my desire for chaos.
What fucking bothers me is the amount of fetish shit he can do. And what's even worse is not that he can just do it he can take it so many steps farther, it's just fucked up and hot.
I do so love those two horses
Just a cutie mark wouldn't prove mare or stallion though
Would you scare a pony?
And now for something completely different
A PONE HORSE
I already knew it would be awful when I saw the Twilight picture that was posted alongside it.
But it was worse than I expected.
>tfw Kevinsano can draw super cute pictures but he never does anymore because fetish shit brings more money
Hush little filly don't say a word.
And never mind that noise you heard.
It's just the creatures under your bed.
In your closet in your head.
TAKE MY HAND
OFF TO NEVER NEVER LAND.
Yes, it'd be scary, but fun.
I'm going to start a pony gang.
We'll be called the burnt marshmallows and hand out hot chocolate on cold days only sometimes it will be overcooked but it will be so infrequent that nobody will be able to tell.
You like things that are scary, but fun?
>causal nonseparability has been proved
Well, A doesn't follow B anymore.
Cheerilee is sweet and kind.
no get fucked you stupid cunt.
depends on how much certain individuals are posting on certain days
None yet, just drawing more not pone related fighting game.
Is that Luna?
I reject your reality and substitute my own
filly evolves into mare
mare evolves into granny
granny evolves into
Would you do naughty things to that pony?
It is probably best not to give an answer in this sort of thing
So I will say that he is a pretty damn cute pone
More so when he is not wearing silly things
Oh, man! Is that some new pony sport?!
It's alright. We all want a piece of that stallion.
Most would do lewd things of some variety with him this is true
she is a pony
Now that Princess Rockcandy is pregnant, the Crystal Empire's a ticking time bomb.