Holy shit, where were you when the show made a reference of "A Clockwork Orange". And they say mlp is for toddlers.
>>30857032
As much as I obsess over the show, saying that a mature reference makes it not for kids is pretty stupid.
>>30857032
I've never read it. What was the reference?
>>30857041
Hat and the eyelashes.
ITT pictures that summarise this board.
>>30856818
I hadn't noticed before, but ponies really like tall bipedal creatures, don't they?
>>30856818
>no Dash or Pinkie
>>30856824
The writers are essentially projecting our fantasies on a 50" 1080p television monitor at this point.
This is getting quiet. What's on the radio?
>>30856623
>current year
>boombox
Is Hasbro THAT out of fucking touch?
https://soundcloud.com/merulafro-brony/sogreatandpowerful-a-beautiful
>>30856623
stuff.
You wouldn't cuck Bright Mac.
>>30856381
i guess i wouldn't.
Bet nigga
>>30856381
I wouldn't be an honest apple if I said I wouldn't want to plow that perfect pear.
You know what time it is
>>30856332
To realize that it's exactly the same what the jews and mudslimes are doing?
>>30856339
shut your filthy lying mouth you fucking heretic
DEUS VULT!!!
>>30856378
Make me you jihadist sympathizer.
Solar Empire or New Lunar Republic?
>>30856246
Chaos Undivided
>>30856246
SE because I'm not an edgelord.
>>30856347
>you have to be an edgelord to enjoy the night sky or praise the moon ass
At least I'm not a faggot that goes out during the day and makes friends like some kind of normie.
What's your experience with meetups?
When was your first? Your last?
Do you have any good memories? Bad ones?
>>30856200
Never been to one. I like talking to you fags on here but take that shit to real life and it just gets weird. I'd go to cons for merch but I can't justify the price for just that.
>>30856200
>attending meetups
your social life = gone
>>30856218
That’s how your life is.
Coming this morning
>>30855805so am i.
>>30855805
You better believe it.
Glimmer makes me cum
So, /mlp/, are you a manlet?
Post your height.
5'8"
6 footbarely
Starlight is my waifu
>>30855682
184 centi.
Anyone else put off by the scaling of these new characters? Pirate bird is freakin huge! Gilda standing doesn't even come close and Gilda is a griffin with part lion in her. What is Calaeno, just a regular bird that stands?
Note non pony, creatures characters in the mlp universe tend to have scaling close to the average pony (Zecora, early Thorax) or near enough (Glida, Matilda). Other than that they are either extremely small (Breezies, Paraspites) or extremely huge (hydra, ursa major).
Calaeno, Capper and others just physically dwarf the main cast, who are suppose to be the star of the show. Can't think of a reason for these proportions.Tempest bullying Calaeno with their size difference looks ridiculous.
>>30855432
little ponies are little.
>>30855432
>Tempest bullying Calaeno with their size difference looks ridiculous.
To be fair, calaeno looks like she doesn't give a shit in that image.
>watching the movie
>>30855438
>little
Not really. We know they were big enough to carry around children on their backs comfortably back in G1. Twilight and Rarity have manhandled boulders I doubt a human could carry; Luna literally crack the ground by smacking it. You need some size for that.
That debate aside though, Gilda and diamond dogs were never this huge.
Twilight is a genius. She's never wrong, /mlp/.
>only 99.8%
>>30855379
The other .2% have a mental disorder
>>30855379
how can they even compete with lysol?
Her old mane was cuter
Anything is better than that bald aberration
>>30855326
Covered up her really obvious and embarressing bald patch, too.
>>30855326
still ugly though.
Ponies are omnivorous like humans
>Forward facing eyes
>High intelligence brains capable of constructing predatory attack strategies
>Heightened senses for both defense, and attack
>Pony farmers own pigs. Pigs serve no other purpose than for to be eaten
It might be said that ponies prefer fruit and vegetables, but it is undeniable from an evolutionary standpoint that they have predatory features.
Remind me never to play the most dangerous game with ponies.
>>30855313
ok.
>>30855317
YOU DO NOT HUNT A PONY
Am bored, and also really fucking____________________________high.____________________________________So 40k/MLP thread.
Celly best mommy
>>30855214
Why do you make shitty threads OP?
>>30855230
To get dubs of course!
>>30855214
Why Celly has nice plot?