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YOUTUBE IS UP:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qbd1m02NfUI

>>27229870
What even is this face?
It just looks too unnatural and fake.

“Why am I talking a golem? It’s a long story,” you cut her short. Your steps are swift and straightforward; the sooner you leave this hellhole of a forest the sooner you can forget this idiocy behind. Meridian, the female bat pony, follows you; it seems she’s keeping her word to the high pitched leader. She’s annoyingly close. After an awkward pause, you continue, “Let’s just say I was planned to be just another dead golem but… I didn’t die.”

“You aren’t that old, then. Must been less than a week, else I’d fucking know,” she says, hovering closer.

You pass your gaze towards the canopy, uncertain. There’s guarantee her comrades did not follow you.

“Just so you know,” she continues, “We have ways to deal with dangerous creatures, like you. In freaking case of an adrenaline pumping fight,” the mare salivates, “We would be the ones with a fucking victory.”

“Yeah,” you say with a mental, sadly empty, sarcasm, “Sure. So about that secret deal…?”

Lunar Meridian harrumphs, “I’m not telling you more than you know already. We ‘Lunar Guards’-“

“Wasn’t it ‘Nightguards’?” you ponder.

The mare rolls her eyes and goes through a barrel-roll above your head; she descends left of you now, “That’s just a foolish term Nigthwing came up with. As I was saying, we prefer to be kept in peace and seclusion and it will be stupid of me to trust you now; especially since you are traveling with a stallion.”

“He’s just a colt,” you say, “And I’m exiling them. What’s your deal with stallions anyway?”

“Deal?” she raises her eyebrow at you, “What do you mean? They are stupid, lazy and untrustworthy, that’s all.” She follows with an expression as if this is supposed be the most common thing imaginable.

You answer her with an empty silence. The two of you finally pass through the boundaries of the Hollow Shades forest. Your companions are nowhere to be seen.

The bat pony lands on her hooves with a satisfied smirk:
“Well, now that you got rid of the exiles and they can run wherever they want… Care to tell me about what’s there waiting in Cloudsdale? Last heard there’s still a battle ongoing; you’re a backup?”

>What now?

>>27229209
We have to find them. Call out for them.

As for Meridian, tell her she acts as if mares are not capable of what she described and more. Also, we are to see that someone important to the Empire is returned.

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>>27225148

kek, OP

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>>27223761
Carl the cuck needed to help me censor it.

My friend was going to post but he got banned for CP when he hasn't even posted today. GG Moot 2

>>27223718
>windows 10
yeah nah

>You raise an eyebrow at Mrs. Mayflower's sudden jumpiness. Weird, as soon as she noticed that you were a satyr, she got all spooked like a deer in headlights. Her cheery and upbeat demeanor just stopped as if a switch instantly flipped inside her brain.
>Is there any chance she's speciesist? After all satyrs aren't exactly the hottest thing since slice bread to a lot of the older pony population. Or maybe it's something more similar to Amara's situation with the photo, and something (or someone) is making her clam up.
>It's got you speculative at the very least. In any case though, the clerk seems urgent in getting an answer from you, so you insist on appeasing the mare and start to ask some questions about her tie in to her grandfather, Nathaniel Mayflower.
"Actually ma'am, I'm not necessarily from this neck of the woods and I figured I wanted to know more about the local area and research up on it on the town's history."
>"Weeell, isn't dat nice deary?" Mrs. Mayflower pitter-patters her hooves on the counter. "W-what does dat 've to do with me, though?"
"You're last name? Mayflower, of course." You rub your chin as you observe the mare sneaking glances back at the closed door. "I was just asking to see if you could talk to me about you grandfather, Nathaniel Mayflower? It's for clarification, you see-"
>"Ooooo, tch tch tch!" Mrs. Mayflower shakes her head. "Ahm sorry miss, but I can't help you there. Dat's a matter of business you best be speaking to my hoosband about, you see."
"But ma'am," you begin. "Mrs. Mayflower? Is it alright to call you that? I've taken a real shine to this place ever since I got here, and I'm thinking about settling down here soon."
>"By jove, are ya? Ohooheehoo~!" Mrs. Mayflower beams a grin and instantly she leans over the counter and shakes your hand as if you've won the gold for the Olympics.
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>>27224207
>"Ah, it's part of the charm, I figure! People come from far and wide, from Manehatten to Tacowma, and settle down in our little hamlet, dont'cha know? It may'nt look like much, but it gets a-hustling and bustling come the night, once yer indoors! The neighbors are to die fer and everyone takes care 'f each other here! Pretty soon ya'll have as many friends than you can count with yer fancy calculators! But I guess I was just as smitten like you young folk when I moved here with me hoosband so long ago!"
>Mrs. Mayflower, losing all of her tension from just minutes ago, titters and wiggles her rear to and fro as she leans on the counter and starts reminiscing about her younger days. Though you're still suspicious about what got her so jumpy in the first place, maybe this is a chance for you to ask a few questions?
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>>27224216
We were liking it here, but than we found out that there were people that hated satyrs.

>>27222290
huh

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The mare I assume is Ludwig is in silence for a second.
~Do you have anything else to ask? Every minute--
~Don't tell her.
~It'd be unbecoming to not say it to a past bearer of Honesty, little child.
~I'll tell her myself, later.
~I hope you do.
They fall silent.

Bump?

>>27221672
>"Okay just back sure you capture my lats"

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You want to see MY naked body? Hmm, how desperate are you?

>>27221672
"Me get naked?! Why not you?"
>generic stuttering response
"Well I'm not getting naked!"
>Insult towards his penis
"Well I bet your tits ain't any good either you fucking cunt!"
>Insult towards his manhood
"Fuck you!"
>"Fuck you!"
>Intense make out session
>Both get naked
>Hate fuck
>Joke about getting a really good grade
>Back handed compliments
>More fighting
>More hate sex
>Both get an F
>More hate sex
The End.

>>27218589
>I can't ever spell her name properly
I can: Pone with the fattest butt

>>27218626
Arrhythmia

>>27218626
Buttslut

>>27215412
Ha, I forgot we were best cow.
Right now our only lead seems to be the broken back door.
We should head out the back and check for a trail or clue.

>>27215501
Check the door. If a pony broke it in then chances are they might have left hoofprints on it from bucking it. I can't remember how it's broken, I assume completely busted.

>>27215412
Checking the back door is the obvious lead, is there any chance a neighbor could have seen things? Or are they all out?
It's good to be back here, even if it is just going to be a while

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>>27212574

I seriously don't get these.

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>>27212574
Dayum, son. That's just cold.

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Dont forget to post the fics with some short description, the pastebin is really short atm

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Get hype for best unicorn.

As for the fics I can suggest this one but I have yet to read it. considering that it's the same author of "hopes and follies" it should be a nice read.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/235767/trixie-in-the-gryphon-empire

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She's so sincere, I want to believe her.

>>27206365
Tell me more about this pony.

GOLDEN

>>27202418
>You just stare at the Diamond Dog in front of you
>His fur is brown and he's got a black jacket on
>There's and eyepatch over his left eye
>He doesn't look as ugly as the other Diamond Dog either
>"Hello, DD." Umbra says "I brought some friends to see the grotto."
>He looks at each of you
>"What's wrong with her?" DD asks
>Turning around you see Rarity hiding behind Sombra and Umbra
>"She had a bad experience with your kind." Twilight says
>"Let me guess, she's a seamstress and those dogs tried to use her to find the gems?" DD asks
>Twilight nods her head
"How'd you even guess that?" You ask
>"Because that's what my customers do." He says "They find the gems they wand and I go get em."
>Umbra turns to Rarity
>"Rarity if you want, you could go pick out some gems." Umbra says
>"Do you really not mind?" Rarity asks as she steps out from behind Sombra
>Umbra nods her head
>"Go ahead." Umbra says "It'll be on me."
>Looking around you see a sturdy set of doors
>"That's the entrance to the escape tunnels." Umbra says "They lead out to a secure area."

Okay so my sleep schedule got messed up so I'm gonna call it early to try and fix it\
Another day off is tomorrow so I'll try and get four to six parts out

Also it's pronounced Dee Dee, but you can do what ever you want

>>27202539
Rest well

>>27202539
I know that feeling, I've been working to fix mine.

How secure will it be?

>>27200574
Forgot title, meant to be My Little Progress

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>>27200574
___
>nothing happened, pinkie trolling you.
>your human sword is tapped on your shoulders instead of cutting your head off.
>it is then re-sheathed. And you stand up, more sure than before.
>you heard that the summit is actually after the coronation, instead of before.
>ohwell.jpeg

>you walk to the balcony, and look down at the thousands of ponies in the courtyard below.

"I am sure that this, my Coronation, is not the symbol of a power and a splendor that are gone but a declaration of our hopes for the future, and for the years I may, by God's Grace and Mercy, be given to reign and serve you as your Tzar."
>you think of another quote from queen Elizabeth you could steal.
>ah, good one, anon!
"The ceremonies you have seen today are ancient, and some of their origins are veiled in the mists of the past. But their spirit and their meaning shine through the ages never, perhaps, more brightly than now. I have in sincerity pledged myself to your service, as so many of you are pledged to mine. Throughout all my life and with all my heart I shall strive to be worthy of your trust."
>that's the stuff, anon!
>you're getting such a good plot of land.

>through all the cheering, and whistling, and flowers, you stick your arms out to the side, smile, wave, turn around, and walk out.
>smooth like a laxative.

>the dinner was great, the meeting was great, but in its greatness it lost its memorability.
>basically, you forgot the reception like you drank too much.
>but, here you stand, looking at a large map- full of little provinces and lands that you're allowed for the taking.
>to the left of you stands celestia, behind you is a group of ponies from various parts of the world, you are on a raised platform, and all eyes are on you.

Which one should you choose?

>>27200525
Carrying on from before, do you want us to take an existing one and change the name or make one up?
first time linking to another thread, hopefully it won't fuck up

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You and Bodi acquire the ingredients needed for Astern's potion successfully. Basil attempts to make a potion to 'cure' Astern's state as a fawn, though it takes a few iterations and upset tummies before Basil comes up with something workable. Astern still has freckles on his rump from the ordeal, though.

Days pass in relative comfort while on this strange island. Gathering supplies and playing with the colts here takes up more time than you realize! One sunny afternoon you return from splashing on the shore to see Bodi teaching Dinjer and Greytail about mushroom farming.
"...by using dried grass that's ground up. You see? Like, oyster mushrooms are probably the best at growing here. We're lucky we fo- Oh, hey Dawn."
What do you do?

>>27200214
You were just having some fun splashing. How's the mushroom farming lesson going? Are they getting it? Let's go check on the boat progress.

>>27200214
Shit prompt is shit.

Are the students doing well Bodi? How about a pop quiz?

Further questions are is the boat done and did Bodi always have those dread beads?