Rarity isnt a slut. Shes just looking for her princeand she'll fuck as many frogs as it takes
I think that we all know she belongs withthe King.
>>28582390
Please, Anon. She still has *standards*.Gotta keep that Unicorn bloodline pure.
>>28582437does this trigger you?
I-is she still alive?
>>28582369
Doubt it. Last time she made a thread on here the mods deleted her first thread because it's technically "roleplay" so she made a thread on ponychan instead but we know how dead that place is.
>>28582387
We're so dead.
the mods kill the content makers.
again.
Why is she so perfect?
How does it feel knowing youd be so insecure at her shyness that you'd mistake it for rejection
>>28582321
The jews designed each of the mane six to appeal to a general idea of perfection based on various male mentalities.
>>28582321
she's kind
she's beautiful
she'snot real
Moondancer before she learned friendship is basically Twilight if she never learned friendship, that is clear as day.
But after 'Mending Fences' Moondancer is basically Twilight if she was still snarky and not an Alicorn Princess.
Moondancer is season 1-3 Twilight.
>>28582262
She's nothing like twilight before learning friendship. She's a spiteful bitter little bitch who changed her entire way of life just because the friend she idolized couldn't attend her birthday
>>28582276
t. butthurt twilicorn fan
>>28582276
FPBP
It's probably not an actual animation, you know.But if we support it and make it known that we want it maybe it could be.
>>28582199
I am definitely buying toys, I love how Spike is being handled and want to see more of him being amazing.
>>28582199
Or they'll see the sales and say, "Hey, people love this comic and the toys. Guess we'll keep them going as is then."
>>28582217
Not if people keep asking "Where is the cartoon for this, and no, not FiM."
I want to ride this Donkey
>Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbNOsa5FOZ4
Is it me or is Midnight Sparkle has the best tits out of theEQG movies?
>>28581796
Those tits are property of Ace Thruster
>>28581796
scilight has her beat
>>28581841
is there a edited version of this?
>Dash loves to act like a housewife of the 1950s
>Equestria seems to be set in the 1900s so that means Dash is really ahead of her time
>And like all good waifus she wants to please her husband
>She wants to bake an apple pie and she needs ingredients
>The wife is usually the one who goes shopping for food and the husband makes the big financial decisions
>But she needed you to go because she didn't want to get out of her 1950s character and go flying with a dress
>She still has a reputation to keep and she is willing to give it up to make you happy but you are generous
>You go to Wal-Mart and find all the ingredients, except the apples
>They had apples but you didn't like them all in a bag because there was no way to inspect them individually
>You didn't like the idea of holes and fingernails being pressed into your apples
>If only there was a way to acquire fresh apples from the source
>Like a tree or something
>>28581685
>You walk around Ponyville asking if there were any apple trees around
>Nobody knows anything so you stop by the house and ask Dash
>"Apples? Yeah I think that one orange pony wearing a fedora has a few trees. You'll have to look real hard to find her."
>You go searching for this strange pony for hours and when you were about to give up you hear a voice
>"Howdy, I'm Applejack and we here at Sweet Apple Acres..."
>The voice fades away and you look to see where it came from but find nothing
>But you see the apples
>An entire farm!
>You go pick a few and place them in a bag
>"Hey! What do ya thi-"
>You hear that voice again and you briefly see an orange figure before it blends into the background and disappears
>That was weird
>You get back home and Dash makes a delicious apple pie
>Applejack was arrested after fucking all the farm workers out of frustration
>And little Applebloom saw the whole thing
>Dash also wins the apple pie contest, not Applejack
>You and Dash lived happily ever after
>Fin
this sucks. where's the glimmer posting?
>>28581704
>Applejack reveals this year's batch of cider will be "Somethin' mighty special, Anon".
>Curiosity gets the better of you and you sneak up to the barn window one night.
>You see Applejack chowing down on apples and pissing into the cider barrels
>You realize this years cider is apple piss
What do?
>>28581668
>rape
>>28581668
>drinking piss
Why is this a fetish?
>>28581668
The answer is obvious. Tell everyone it's great but don't drink any yourself.
Sup anon. Posting from 2019, just letting you know that Season 10 just got announced and pretty soon a sequel to the movie is gonna be officially revealed. You glorious horsefuckers have a long way to go. Don't get off the ride, it's still going pretty fast with no end in sight, you may hurt yourself.
Also,Shitty Spike reaches a new stage of growth and spends an entire season among the dragons.
Pic related, it's a great year for cartoons.
>>28581514
Time traveling to the past is impossible
You're full of shit, but I believe you
>>28581530
Not if you go so far into the future that the big crunch happens and then another big bang that results in an identical universe.
What are they drinking /mlp/
My call is someone wanted pabst blue ribbon
>>28581438
>What are they drinking /mlp/
Fruit Punch. What else did you expect?
>>28581438
Shitty flavored rum
The kind sorority girls love
>>28581438
>more eqgshit
This is a game where we pretend to be horses. To learn more about pretending to be a horse, click the link before you: http://pastebin.com/Pu749mrT
>>28581218
sheets for the sheet god
>>28581233
http://pastebin.com/DueEQcbX
>>28581233
http://pastebin.com/1R7XvXUM
Oh shit she's locked on to you
>>28580952
FRIENDSHIP PROBLEM DETECTED
>>28580952
>>28580952
should i take my pants off yet
Which one do you like?
>>28580855
They're both shit. I'll take Midnight for sexual reasons
>>28580855
The light of my life
>>28580865
Delete yourself
>>28580855
I love the elegance of both and I absolutely love strapless dresses but Sunsets is just so much better. I love her wings too. The white and pink blend so well.
Caption this.
>>28580667
"OP's a fucking faggot."
There you go, fucking faggot.
>>28580667
TAKE THE SCREENSHOT WHILE THE VIDEO IS PLAYING OR EDIT OUT THE PLAYER CONTROLS
>>28580718