How did she got so strong?
>>29438280
Protein drinks, her daddy has her drink every night before bed.
>>29438280
spinach. akukukukukukukukuh
>>29438280
Oats and squats.
Ya better believe
I'm not your cock sleeve
And you masturbate
'Cause I'm sexy and great
Oh, whoa, oh-oh-oh-oh
Ya better believe
I'm not your cock sleeve
You I'll dominate
'Cause I'm sexy and great
Oh, whoa, oh-oh-oh-oh
You think you've got what it takes to go toe to toe?
I've got more moves than you'll ever know
I own the bed,
I'm in your head
You want this ass,
I'm from a different class
Come on, you're just a little dick
Look at my mighty blue clit
Anything you throw at me
I'm gonna throw back,
Just wait and see
Ya better believe
I'm not your cock sleeve
You I'll dominate
'Cause I'm sexy and great
Oh, whoa, oh-oh-oh-oh
Ya better believe
I'm not your cock sleeve
And you masturbate
'Cause I'm sexy and great
I'll sit on your face and make you beg
Oh, whoa, oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh-oh
By the time I'm done,
You're gonna ask
Oh, whoa, oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh-oh
To fuck my ass,
Application rejected!
Rejected!
Don't look so sad and so dejected
And so dejected
Don't touch me now,
Don't even look at me,
I've had my fun boy, now you're history!
Think you'll ever get to fuck?
No, never, ever, ever, ever!
Come on, you don't know how to fuck,
Service me and I'll make you my cuck,
Anything you throw at me
I'm gonna throw back,
Just wait and see
Ya better believe
I'm not your cock sleeve
And you masturbate
'Cause I'm sexy and great
Oh, whoa, oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm not your cock sleeve
You I'll dominate
'Cause I'm sexy and great
I'd dance to it.
>>29438173
7/10
what about dicks up her sleeves?
Hey guys! Here's a cool comic I made! I'll post another one I was working on below.
:D
>>29438097
>>29438099
lol guffaw ecks dee
upboated
What's the biggest instance of pone related spaghetti you've spilled in public?
>at Target buying MLP dogtags
>cashier asks me who they're for
>think for a moment then realize I can't admit I'm buying them for myself
>say they're presents for little cousins
>she says "oh okay, I was gonna say I hope you don't like My Little Pony!"
>she laughs and so do the ladies behind me in line
>heh_heh.jpg
>stare nervously ahead of me as I walk out of the store feeling like they're still talking about me behind my back
>>29438037
cool blog. subscribed.
>>29438051
>newfags trying too hard to fit in
Little do you know we've had these threads for years.
>>29438037
Never had. Never hide it, nobody cared.
Or will she get an EOH and join the mane six as a Sunset stand in?
>>29437979
She literally went back there in S5's finale and made up with the ponies there in the space of a scene in a montage.
>>29437979
She is canon more powerful than celestia, and the element of harmony. She need to stay in ponyville for equestria sake
>>29438095
The whole premise of the beginning of the s6 finale was her going back there as well
Pony
Is
Not
For
Sexual
>>29437913
>Is for sexual.
>>29437913
i agree
>>29437917
no is not
what even is this
>>29437679
Senor Huevos
"Mr Eggs"
Huevos is also mexican slang for testicles, much like "balls" or "nuts" is in American
>>29437679
Mr. Eggs
>>29437679
Hilarious
Would you /mlp/?I would.Not like I'd get a choice.
>>29437643
No.
>>29437654
>>29437643
>Plushity will never rape you with her tentacles
>You will never lie panting on the ground as her seams open, and more tentacles come out and envelop your limbs
>You will never desperately scream for help as you are pulled inside of her body
>Your world will never go dark as the seams close, sealing you inside
>You will never be continuously violated as she goes about her business
>You will never hear your friends worry about where you are as Rarity lies about not having seen you
>You will never lose hope as you realize that they somehow can't hear you calling for help in between oral violations
>You will never resign yourself to a pathetic existence as a pleasure and semen producing organ inside Rarity
>You will never be dumped unceremoniously in the ground as Rarity thanks you for your time
>You will never feel confused as she tells you that you were only in there for a few hours
>The record so far
https://www.anonpone.com/perspective/
When last we left off, we had:
>Infiltrated the isolationist city of Negra Beliza
>Did some crazy time travel related stuff.
>Released an angry god, who's actually an okay guy.
>Had our eye ruptured and out leg crushed.
>Saved the life of a legendary mage who had been dead for over a century.
>Convinced another, not-so-nice mage that maybe he should give the whole being nice thing another shot.
>Had an encounter with Sombra del Toro the Third, son of Lord delt Toro of Negra Beliza.
>Had another heart to heart with Gilded Lily.
>Had our injuries healed by Lenna Ton'berri, and Sanctus Harmonius, the not-so-nice mage from before.
>Released Golet from her summoning circle and allowed her to attain full size and intelligence.
And now the adventure continues!
>You awaken slowly and reluctantly, feeling a great weight lift off your chest. You and Golet had been sleeping, cuddling quite contently, and you would have been happy to remain that way for the rest of the night. But something has woken her, brought her to attention. You feel the bed moan and groan, and the floor give way slightly, under Golet's weight as she jumps down.
"Golet?", you question groggily. "What is it?"
>"Something is not right. Master.", she responds. "Somepony is here, and they should not be. I will protect you. Please stay back!"
>From within the dark of night, the dark of the room, you can see nothing save for the glow of Golet's eyes, and hear nothing save for your breathing and what sounds the like approaching hoof steps.
>Somepony is most certainly here, but who they are and what they intend to do is a mystery to you. You would call out but this would alert them to the fact that you are awake. That is, if Golet's warning to you hasn't alerted them already.
>You figure that there can't possibly be anymore harm in calling out to whoever might be out there. As it would seem though, Golet has aleady beaten you to it.
>"Who goes there?!" ,Golet shouts confidently. "And what business do you have with my Master? Are you some assailant, an assassin, come to do him harm?"
>A chuckle in the darkness.
>"Hardly." ,says a feminine voice, a very familiar voice. "I've just come to make sure my soldier is okay."
>It's Captain Lily. You can tell, even in the darkness. It touches you that she would come to check on you so late in the night. But, that also begs the question, why would she be checking on you so late in the night?
>"I trust you are well, Scribe?" ,She asks concernedly.
>"You will not speak to my Master until my Master has confirmed you are not a threat!" ,Golet says through gritted, stoney teeth. Turning to you, her tone still gruff and serious, she asks, "May she speak to you, Master? She is no threat? I am ready to send her away if you say no."
>>29437505
Lily is welcome, Golet. Thank you for your protection, though.
>>29437505
Yes Golet, Lily is a friend.
How does she smells like?
I think something between strawberries and vanilla.
>>29437310
She smells like pony. They all smell like pony, only a little different pony. Pony doesn't smell like fruit. You are a fruit.
>>29437310
>How does she smell like
I like a good 'making fun of fluttercucks' thread too, bro, but maybe work on that engrish a little.
Cum, piss, and poo. All from her animals while discord watches
Glim Glam is now the protagonist of the last vidya you played.
How fucked is she?
>>29436641
>gyeheh xDDD muh glimmer glammer blammy wammy glimmy wimmy dimmy pimmy
Kill yourself you fucking faggot
>>29436641
Who?
>>29436653
>you will never be a janitor
>you will never unleash your fury against glimmy
>you will never ban her posters
>you will never have power
mmmmh
Why this board is so shitty?
>>29436515
becusse you touch yourself at night
>>29436515
Why are you such a faggot, OP?
>>29436515
Most of the people who are intelligent enough to recognize the show is not what it once was have moved on, matured, and made their peace with it.
>must leave Equestria
What kinds of lands/creatures do you think are outside of Equestria that we don't know about?what if there's a super advanced race with modern technology on another continent
>>29436511
>beleiving wikipedia
>>29436511
Whatever it is, better believe it's geared to sell more toys
>>29436511
Isn't that what's rumored for Season 7?
Canterlot High has a gang problem. Looks like you took a wrong turn, faggot.
>>29436449
You underestimate the power of the dark side
>>29436449
The cute girl in bunny suit gang?
I think I have the right "tool" to solve that problem.
Anyone want a vector or screenshot edited, let me know.
Pic related but with Nyx instead
>>29436026
You sick fuck.
>>29436042
okay fine
replace the bear with a smaller nyx