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Nope.

>>29435710
Who?

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The way she molded Twilight's life was very Sheev like.

>>29435377
Twilight will find out in S7.

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I want Princess Luna to engineer my life to be her son.
>>29435391
worst weapon desu

>>29435121
id say im not so grump

>>29435130
AND WE'RE THE GAME GRUMP!!!

>>29435121
Yeah right. I'm not getting close to you with that hair. You're probably holding a knife behind your back.

>>29435097
>"I literally cannot stop sucking dicks."

What did OP mean by this?

>>29435101
why do all threads get hostile replies lately? I don't remember it being this bad before

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>>29435104
>why are my meme threads not getting serious in depth intelligent replies?

>>29434794
except if you search for twilight or spike, then all you get are disgusting humans.

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>>29434799
I don't know what you're talking about.

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>>29434818
>instructions unclear

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I want a dragoness to take care of me.

>>29424443
>"Since our gaze did meet across from my throne, I knew you were the one,
>your beauty and grace unparalleled, it dwarfs my rising Sun.
>The curves of your body, the softness of your lips, how I long for the chance to touch,
>if I could spend each day worshipping in awe, I know you'd like it very much.
>Your soul is bright, your heart a delight, your smile a Godsend, it's true,
>each moment I have alone, anytime my thoughts drift away, I always am thinking of you.
>The baritone of your voice, each move that you make, it gives my body the shivers,
>and when I think of you above me, gazing down, it sends me all aquiver.
>I long to feel you, to touch and be touched, to let you do as you would with your hands,
>any decision I make, any motion I take, I find they all have you in my plans.
>I've pledged my life to my kingdom, yet for you, I'd pass on my Crown,
>move away for a simpler life, you and I, in a little old town.
>For you I'd do anything, please name it, to show you I really care,
>fame or solitude, luxuries or a simple life, I can be that kind of mare.
>And any others you desire, with how wonderous you are, I know they'd beg to be in our herd,
>whatever you want or need, I am eager to please, you have only to say the word.
>This poem is so hard, when I think of you, my heart flutters like the wings of a dove,
>but if you give me a chance, and let me hold you close, I think you too could fall in love."

>>29434782
>At least that's what you had planned on saying the next time you'd meet Nonny.
>Instead you find yourself giggling and snorting like a schoolfilly and blushing up a storm.
>"Well if you thought Nonnys was good Princess, ahem... A unicorn and a pega-"
"Yes yes Twilight that's very good, please fetch us some more tea."
>You usher your student away without looking.
>How could you possibly look away, or hear her in the first place, when this mighty mountain of a... Man, yes, man, has captured your very heart with but a glance and a charming sentence.
>How could you even notice the five of Twilights friends and your sister Luna all sat with you, when you're suffering from a tunnel vision of love.
>"And then I says, 'Hey baby, you're pretty, I'm pretty, why don't we take this back to your place and stare at each other."
>Instantly you find yourself giggling like silly, running out of breath until you're wheezing.
>"Really sister I expected better, this is pathetic." You ignore her, and don't bring up that shrine to Nonny you saw in her wardrobe.
>How could you possibly have been so lucky to have this hunk dropped through the universe and delivered straight to you.
>And how could you have been so unlucky as to have so many jealous noble colts cry out that this new species should be taken to Twilight, the Princess of friendship, so that his wild, untamed ways could be civilised.
>It's not his fault a party of school-fillies were taking a tour of the castle when he elected to show off his tiger print underwear!

Generous
Honesty
Laughter, kindness, loyalty
Free to be what we will be
Living life in harmony!

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>>29434703
Too bad OP's don't get (you)'s

I heard reddit was redeeming them for good boy points

>>29434703
Anon, that was really fruity.

>>29434559

this isn't even good bait

>>29434559
This meme is bad enough on /o/, here's your (You), now fuck off.

>>29434559
My god, fuck off already you redditor faggots

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>>29434535
Fuck off you stupid faggot

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>>29434541
Ah yes, I'm not surprised. Figured I'd at least get one of you cunts in here. =)

>>29434535
I ain't clicking that shit nigga

>>29434307
Hey wow, an OP that gargles balls

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>>29434307

>Inb4 porn posting

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>>29433963

>>29434051
it's worth it

>>29434052
Yeaaah

>>29433908
I can't wait for them to write off poochie the reddit horse

What'll you shitpost and spam then, OP?

>>29433928
daaaamn

>>29433928
I won't have to worry about that, because there's not a chance in hell they're going to get rid of her; They just had Chrysalis declare her her sworn enemy (Something that no villain has ever done before to a character), had her redeem an entire race, and every single expanded universe product lately has been about her-- Starlight got a book, a FF and then an entire 3 arc comic about her.
She's basically the central character of the series currently, from S5 onward.

>>29433875

What's a sub?

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>>29433887

a sandvich

>>29433875
>ellipses
>being OP
Pretty sure you're the faggot here, faggot

Remember to check back on your shitpost thread in an hour or so, you don't want it to 404 so soon

>>29433707
Hide another shitty EQG thread

>>29433707
Nice shitty thread, faggot

>>29433707
Oh, I think they misinterpreted what I was saying.

>>29433574
Pinkie Pie would definitely be into Mario, Rainbow Dash would ironically be on the fence with Sonic and like parkour more, Fluttershy would love any sort of pet simulator like Nintendogs, Twilight would like Pokémon because of her obsessiver tendancies, and that's all I can think of.

>>29433677
>nintendogs is retro now
fuck I feel old

>>29433574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj0-Z8pO6rY