Oh, boy! Finally happened, you abandoned this gay world and appeared on Equestria to start a new life there!
Too bad that your new body isn't of green masked Anon as you expected it to be, because Ha! Ha! Murphy's Law!
Instead, your new body is a fucking dragon body. And not even a good-looking body: you look like babby's first edgelord OC character.
Your new body is teenager-like in proportions, but it's also jet black with purple chest and bellyscales, plus your eyes, horns and claws are ruby red. And your wings, oh boy they look like gargoyle wings, with sharp talons and with borders so edgy that you are afraid you could decapitate somebody if you flap them w/o looking around.
Also, your wings are useless to fly and you can't breathe fire because you don't have any idea about how to do any dragon stuff.
You spent a good part of your first day trying to get used to this fucking body that seems to have been made to murder everything, and by pure luck you managed to reach Ponyville, where you expected to get a warm welcome and some help with your current predicament.
Hooo boy. Everyone ran like fuck as soon they saw you, and isn't as if running like an idiot after them had helped you to make a better first impression, right?
You were so happy when you saw Twilight and friends charging on you, and not as happy when they also broke themselves trying to pummel you into submission because they believed you were trying to hunt and eat ponies. Fortunately, it only took a while before they realized up you weren't even defending yourself, and so they calmed down enough as to let you explain yourself.
So, you introduced yourself as Anon. Anon the Dragon. and you don't have any idea about what are you doing there, or how you are supposed to do dragon stuff, of WHO you are, to boot. (You don't tell them you aren't from there or that this isn't your original body, though.)
>>29232265
Suddenly, Spike steps forward and says he can relate with being a lone dragon among ponies.
(God, he's even cuter in person)
And he offers you a place to stay, his friendship and to be your dragon guide if you are really amnesiac but willing to be friendly toward ponies.
That day you not only became Ponyville's Dragon number 2, you also became Spike's student. Hey, why not.
Twilight and friends are predictably reluctant to accept a guy that looks like a walking armaggedon to live among them, but they softened up a bit after you not only swore to behave, but also swore to use your untapped dragon skills for Ponyville's service.
Of course, your menacing aspect and your own social awkardness will meke this journey a really bumpy one, but hey, Spike believes on you, and you don't want to dissapoint the little guy.
And so, your journey begins...
>>29232266
please, continue. This is a nice plot. Do you've got an Image of Anon the Dragon?
>>29232637
Holy shit, my thread is still not deleted.
I was planning to draw something if this thread received some attention, and I could write some stories once I'm back home.
The point was writing all kind of cringy, awkward scenarios like Anon wanting to boop some ponies' noses but never daring to do it because he fears he could decapitate the poor pony with his absurdly sharp claws, etc.
Is the ebin drawfriend still around?
https://imgur.com/a/nFYFQ
https://imgur.com/a/3pIsc
https://imgur.com/a/Ielzr
https://imgur.com/a/iXnAp
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You know who you are lad.
https://m.imgur.com/a/5x0rp
Was wondering what happened to the last thread
Attempted muscle pony, never drawn it before so tell me what you think.
Vinyl without her glasses in dedication to story anon
http://pastebin.com/j8TyjQpu
>She got up and turned around to face your way, and plopped her ass right back onto you, this time onto your crotch.
"Oww! Rainbow, stop it, STOP!"
>She rubbed on you back and fourth with her bottom.
>When she noticed you were getting hard, she got the hot dog into the buns, and continued to slide her cheeks onto your member through your clothes.
>"Why would you want me to do that? You seem to be enjoying it".
>It doesn't matter if the victim is hard or wet, this is still sexual assault!
>She continued to do her exercise, shifting her body on you with each lift she does.
>Any other day, you probably would've just surrendered and let an assailant have their way with you and take what they want.
>Today, you weren't sure what was hypnotizing you into actually fighting back...
>Was it the liquid testosterone that Vinyl made you drink that actually made you want to stand up for yourself for once?
>Or was it the fear of Vinyl possibly pulverizing you if she thought you were cheating?
>Whatever your reasons, you dropped the weights you were using and attempted to push Rainbow off of you.
>Keyword being 'attempted'.
>When she saw that you were going to put up a fight, she tossed her dumbbells aside, and slapped her hands onto your chest, pressing them into you.
>"Since when were you a fighter? This is pretty odd for you".
>She squeezed the sides of your chest, digging her fingers into your body, it was starting to hurt now.
"Rainbow, stop this, Vinyl will be back any minute!"
>"What is she, your girlfriend or something?"
"Y-yes, she is actually!"
>She smugly stared down at you, and continued rubbing her bottom onto you.
>>29226218
Fine job, drawfriend.I'm not gonna lie, I also made this thread to give myself an excuse to try to finish off this damn story. I know, I'm a faggot.
I don't remember what number it is edition
Last thread >>29120073
Marital Problems Thread.
The premise of this thread can cover a multitude of issues. Maybe you and your wife are fighting over something insignificant. Maybe the spark just isn't there anymore. Either side is welcome to have issues with the other.
If cuckoldry is your thing, this isn't your thread.
New content is welcome, and discussion encouraged.
Current Writers
TLA:http://pastebin.com/u/TLA
Assault Turtle:http://pastebin.com/u/AssaultTurtle
Without_Aname:http://pastebin.com/u/Without_Aname
Current Stories
TLA's Trails and Errors:http://pastebin.com/Mn2PxYWx
Assault Turtle's Rare Tea:http://pastebin.com/EFTUe6XA
Without_Aname's AiE: Twilight's Secret 2:http://pastebin.com/qdN0mAxX
Past Writers
MnM:http://pastebin.com/u/MnMFiM
Jeff Mango:http://pastebin.com/u/JeffMango
LokiLorien:http://pastebin.com/u/LokiLorien
Fife-Niner-Seven:http://pastebin.com/u/Fife-Niner-Seven
Lefty-T-Writefriend:http://pastebin.com/NW77DG4A
Free The Soul:http://pastebin.com/9DATPDXg
RokoPoko:http://pastebin.com/u/RokoPoko1
Astraeus:http://pastebin.com/u/Astraeus1907
A More Complete List Of Our Past Stories
http://pastebin.com/ARKY1Kny
Does Fife-Niner-Seven yet live?
>>29214487
It's hiatus
I think most of the writefags and readers are gone for now.
But it's good to see this back.
Oh fuck yeah. There was this one I was reading a month or something ago about anon marrying celestia to form a millitary alliance? Anyone saved that one?
>What is Flutterrape?
Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her hoofsteps and attempt their own versions of >rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are lighthearted stories about the ponies failing in their comical attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (Pie, AiE, etc) about story content before posting.
Author List: http://pastebin.com/eG8iY7Wy
Fimfic Group: http://www.fimfiction.net/group/211640/flutterrape
Request Bin: http://pastebin.com/rZU1Hbqy
Old thread: >>29025287
Thread Archive: https://desustorage.org/mlp/search/subject/Flutterrape/
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>How do I start writing?
Writing these stories is very easy. Write in the second person and preface your lines with ‘>’. This is what turns normal text into greentext.
Writing Guides:
http://pastebin.com/uXvpYYzS
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
http://pastebin.com/r6dTpd3j
I like to imagine this is the first thing she said to Anon
>>29212276
I believe that pic was used not even 5 threads ago.
Where's the variety, Flutterrape? Answer me.While I try to write more Glim
>>29212369
I got a new computer and haven't gotten around to finding my stupidly large amount of pictures I'd saved over the years on 4chan. Im lacking all the good FR related images!
And the 6 I tried first were apparently duplicates from the last thread, so...
"Cute Old Mares and Fillies Edition"
Previous Thread: >>28935032
Come in here, all you /ss/, loli, DILF, MILF, and cougar lovers! Talk about or write about relationships between characters with a big age difference here. Or two characters of mature age. Or two foals. Do what you like, really.
All the stories so far are here: http://pastebin.com/DRJ1awuQ
>>29160677
Want to write for the thread, but don't have any ideas? Take your pick from these:
>A history lesson with Cheerilee that turns very lewd, very slowly.
>A very insecure Rainbow Dash challenges you, the male coach of the soccer team, to a game of soccer. If she wins, you have to let her play on the boy's team. If you win, she'll do something unspecified for you.
>You find a teenage Scootaloo out on the streets, begging passerby for spare change or food. You strike up a relationship with her after taking pity on her, and taking her out for ice cream
>In order to raise some cash for a fundraiser, you decide to auction yourself off as a male prostitute to the highest bidder. Right as you're about to be sold off to a mare, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon show up, and place a bid higher than all the others. You're carted off with them, wondering how exactly you're going to come out of this with a sound mind.
>Anon giving instructions to ponies on how to molest foals, maybe it's a mother/son, father/daughter, or what have you that turns into a hands on demonstration
>Anon is an edgy teenager who is adopted into a family with two perverted sisters
>Teenager Eris, doing sexy, yet chaotic things to you in the bedroom. Would mildly annoy you while turning you on.
>>29160684
>Having sex with the lovely Mayor Mare or Twilight Velvet, each of them coddling you like loving mothers while they rock your world.
>Banging a teenager Harshwhinny, who having no experience, would request that you take the reins for the night. You explain what she should do every step of the way, and relish as she clumsily screws everything up
>Adopting a young Barb, and raising her in a somewhat isolated manner until she was a teen, where you would then buy her revealing attire that she would wear around the house, tempting you unknowingly at every turn.
>Letting Fleur-Dis-Lee "seduce" you, and then proceed to playfully vie for control once in the bed, while neither of you truly gain dominance over the other
>Fun sex with a teenage Pinkie Pie, who's just glad that she's experiencing something new and pleasurable
> Innocente Pipsqueak is visited every first of month by Princess Luna that give him a wet dreams. Various fetish and strange situation thanks to the oneirc dimension (anthro)
> TeenFlurry heart have a crush. King Thorax, and plane to seduce him with a lots of love druring a diplomatic mission
> Cloudy Quartz, Twilight Valvet, Cookie Crumbles and Mrs. Shy free night. The group seduces a young colt that have the (Mis)fortune to encounter the MILFs.
> Sleepover between SweetieBelle and Button Smash, but the poor filly is sick. Rarity entertain the colt and play with some games... fun games
> Pumpkin and Pound Cake are betrayed by their first partners. Pinkie Pie want make the children smile again.
> TeenFeatherweight work with Photo Finish, but, between all the models, he have shots only for his mentor and ex model. With a photoset and no models, he ask to the older mare to be a model for one last day.
>Kid!Anon hangs out with Applejack and Rainbow Dash. Things get either kissy or lewd.
>Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie take turns babysitting Kid!Anon. Things get either kissy or lewd.
I've been out of the loop for a while now, been off the ride for a few years to date. The last episode I saw was the one with the nazi-esque pony at season premier where she wanted everyone to be the same. Can anyone give me the jist of whats happened since?
No.
>>29435174
Don't you ever get tired of posting the same shit every day?
>>29435174
>spoonfeed me
Fuck off and go ask your dad to give you his jist, faggot.
Can we all agree that 'loyalty' is the element that is least important?
You got to look out for number one always.
Honesty is pretty optional too, if you want your friends to like you, don't ever show them your true feelings.
Kindness some times too, its just not an option in some situations. Good to have when convenient though. It makes people think higher of you, and that's useful in general.
Laughter and magic kickass, those are the important ones.
>>29435123
>Can we all agree
youd like that wouldnt you ponychan.
Loyalty is far too often mistaken for obedience and stupidity.
Pinkie Pie has the most adorable hooves and adorable mane and adorable tale and adorable eyes, who else agrees?
>>29432813
And the most adorablenose.
>>29432813
Too bad she's annoying as fuck
>>29432835
if by annoying you mean entertaining and cute then yes.
is /mlp/ dead?
>>29432642
Are ponies dead?
Is the ride over...?
:(
>>29432642
Yes
/thread
>>29432642
as long as the ride is still going on /mlp/ will be there with it
>implying the ride can end
You heard the song, get off your ass and help her win the crown, dammit.
>>29432496
No.
I'll help someone else win the crown though.
>>29432526
Was going here to say this.
That crown was supposed to be Sunsets.
>>29432496
There was a song?
Sorry, I wasn't paying attention...I was trying too hard to get a peek up their skirts.
I want cockatrix's long overdue glorious return and I want yellowquiet to tame it and have it hang around her cottage like a normal animal.
Diamond Dogs.
Changelings
>>29432416
Actually I think I'd rather they never return, now that they've been neutered.
That part of the show has been soiled. And the only rightful destiny for soil is to be buried under the ground and forgotten.
ITT: Post pictures of what the fans of other ponies look like.
Example:
>rarifags
Then post a picture of what rarifags look like
or
>glimmerfags
Then post a picture of what glimmerfags look like
>rainbowfags
>>29431661
>glimmerfags
>>29431661
Here, this is what glimmerfags look like
This fucker steals Applejack away from you. What do?
>>29431554
Steal his horse.
>>29431554
Reach for the skies. He's got a holster and he knows how to use it.
Optionally, conduct a trade: Braeburn for applehorse.
>>29431554
Steal her back, it's not hard.
>season 10 confirmed
>>29431483
In a way I'm sort of happy that it'll never end. I mean, what the fuck am I supposed to do with all this porn, green, fan fictions andtimewhen it all ends.
Although it would suck to see them run it into the ground more than they already have.
>>29431483
>season 30 confirmedfor The Simpsons.
>>29431508
>MLP unironically gets converted into a simpsons-tier show with no end
>every episode is a reference to real life current events
>celebrity guest stars are at least once per episode, not season
>35 seasons in
>you read "and beyond!" in the investor stream
hell is real and we're in it
>"Anon, Flurry is a baby. I don't know how things are on Earth, but around here, that's not an acceptable thing to do."
>>29431193
What? Dude, I call all my friends kids little assholes & autists.
>>29431193
Don't be a pussy she'll love the Death Coaster
>>29431193
I got drunk at her age all the time. It'll be fine