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Never lower your inner guard Edition.

Least you become the very thing you are trying to 「Exterminate」

The relevant link list:

-Songs, CD/BD releases, lyrics and general information: http://pastebin.com/EeTkSpKa
-Hibiki Radio Station: http://hibiki-radio.jp/description/symphogear-gx
-Main S3 site: http://www.symphogear-gx.com/
-Episode 13
[Commie] - https://www.nyaa.eu/?page=view&tid=739337
[HS] - http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=737864
[H&D] - https://www.nyaa.eu/?page=view&tid=759881
-Third BD Volume
[RAW] - https://www.nyaa.eu/?page=view&tid=764187
「SMASHING ANTHEMS」:
LOSSY V1 - https://www.nyaa.eu/?page=view&tid=754956
LOSSY V2 - https://www.nyaa.eu/?page=view&tid=75496
「BAYONET CHARGE/RADIANT FORCE (IGNITED arrangement)」
LOSSY - http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=761023

Believe in Justice and Hold Determination to Fist. Keeps evil away.

Previous Thread: >>13611736
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First for Nana
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So, I wonder... at this point, has there been rumour of a forth season?
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>>13617257
>I never say what I said is the truth.
Ok, as long as you know you're pulling things out of your ass and horribly twisting and misinterpreting their words.
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>>13617577
I would expect something after all the live shows and BDs have sold.
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>>13617577
No, Symphogear is over.
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DO NOT POST:
>Maria Bullying
>Top Dad
>Futa Geahs
>Discussion of dead characters who will stay dead and not show up through magic/relic bullshit

Thank you
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>>13617590
You forgot
>blogshit
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>>13617577
Are you kidding?
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>>13617590
And dream journals, and complaining that people are discussing the show instead of blogging.
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>>13617623
I had a dream about blogging about Symphogear last night.
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>>13617577
Didn't Thomas Romain tweet to expect more Symphogear not too long ago? Although given the sales numbers so far, I wouldn't really need rumours to feel secure that we're getting another season.
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>>13617632
Yes.
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>>13617590
You won't fool us, Maria.
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>>13617577
Summer 2017
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>>13617590
>Discussion of dead characters who will stay dead and not show up through magic/relic bullshit
Just try to stop me. Dolls a best.
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>>13617628
Did you wake up in a cold sweat followed by a sigh of relief that you weren't a blogger?
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>>13617683
Huh? There goes my of it being any good if it is so soon.

>>13617590
>> DO NOT POST:....

You know, if this wasn't 4chan.... that would have some validity. That said, expect more of what you don't want, just out of spite Like this guy....>>13617692
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>>13617583
You did the same thing but without any source.That's not fair anon.
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>>13617692
Unfortunately you posted the second least best doll.
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>>13617718
But that's the one you posted.
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>>13617684
>>13617704
>Taking a comment like that seriously

Cmon, son
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>>13617704
Utapri s4 first, Symphogear s4 second.
Unless Agematsu's 3rd anime original comes out next year they would usually need to spend 2 years to prepare a new sequel.
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>>13617725
You're entitled to your opinion, but you should know that you are objectively and factually wrong.
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>>13617718
Leiur barely did anything of worth--less so than Phara--aside from Jojo posing AND she's associated with the worst-handled character "development" arc in all of GX. At best she's marginally more entertaining than Green doll.
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>>13617717
Everything I said was a direct quote. "X said this, Y said this." or a fact like "GX was there highest selling show of its season." He's the one who said "well yes they said this, but I think that's wrong because..." and "the fanbase is small, and fans care more about sales than show quality."
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>>13617704
>so soon
What?
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>>13617727
>>Taking a comment like that seriously
Not really, I haven't heard of anything with that timeframe. Just two years seems a bit short to me... assuming that it is such.
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>>13617742
>Leiur barely did anything of worth

None of the dolls did shit except getting killed.
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>>13617742
>the worst-handled character "development" arc in all of GX
Sorry, everything to do with Hibiki and topdad throughout GX ranks as some of the worst character development in any medium, and Chris's shit (while stupid) was still better than DMJii, because at least her premise could have been good whereas theirs was a screaming match about who was gayer.
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>>13617746
>"GX was there highest selling show of its season."
What's about Overlord?
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>>13617754
>...
Over half of your posts under that trip have this while there's absolutely no need for them in your sentences. I have nothing against you but please fix that.
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>>13617754
S1 -> 2012 winter
S2 -> 2013 summer
S3 -> 2015 summer
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>>13617762
All volumes aren't out yet, and the first 2 volumes of Symphogear absolutely destroyed everything else.
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>>13617790
Concert tickets though
Didn't the third volume drop significantly?
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>>13617797
Still sold pretty well, forget the rxact numbers though. Either way its kinda pointless to compare until we get the final sales once all the discs are out for each show that season.
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>>13617781
S4 -> 2017 Autumn ?
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>>13617797
Current totals:
Vol1: 20,409
Vol2: 18,131
Vol3: 10,673
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Symphogear GX:
Vol1. 20,409
Vol.2 18,131
Vol.3 10,673

Overlord:
Vol.1 13,091
Vol.2 11,514
Vol.3 10,820

Either way GX will be the best or the second best selling of summer 2015 anime.
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>>13617841
What do those shows have in common?
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>>13617823
Too long. Nana needs to sell new CD every 1~2 years.
I wonder when will Nanoha 3rd movie comes out.
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>>13617797
Volume 3 is about where the other top sellers are. Remember, even without ticket raffles they still have extras and OVAs. Overall averages will top everything else.
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>>13617852
Aoi Yuuki, I think.

Pretty sure she voiced a later half character in Overlord, right?
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>>13617855
It's not like she can't do it otherwise.
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>>13617857
I wish Aoi would have worked her magic on Rokka no Yuusha's sales.
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>>13617852
Best VA. Too bad her character in GX was shit.
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>>13617862
That was the best show off the three and I'm probably the most curious about that story. I saw some LN pages of later volumes and shit gets crazy.
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>>13617862
Even Aoi couldn't fix that awful pacing.
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>>13617870
>awful pacing
Are you serious? It's one of the only LN adaptations to not cram 3 or 4 volumes worth of shit onto a single cour.
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>>13617877
A single volume in one season doesn't work if the volume isn't Horizon tier. Nips agree, don't bother them about it.
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>>13617870
I can't say I disagree.
Taking four episodes to establish the main premise of your show is just too much, you can't go and take those liberties with a no name LN. It's reckless.
Shame, I think I would have sold well if marketed properly.
Ended up enjoying that show better than GX during the summer season.
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13617858
There is no precedent though.
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https://u.pomf.io/brcpad.webm
Suddenly, Aoi comes in and presents herself as a magical girl of love and justice.
What is your response?
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>>13617918
I ask her what is love.
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>>13617918
I prefer Rainbow Yurika.
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>>13617918
Ask if she can cast a spell to send me to the 2D world
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>>13617918
But is she transformed or not?
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>>13617918
Laugh.
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>>13617947
You're still alive, so no. Normal humans can't look upon her transformed state and live to tell the tale.
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>>13617883
You mean "the people who watch most LNshit" and as we all know, they're objectively wrong.
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>>13617961
Your view of their taste doesn't change the fact that you hold a minority opinion.
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>>13617961
To be fair the novel didn't sell well either.
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I like when Aoi is chuuni.
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>>13617918
put her in my pocket
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>>13617969
And? Them holding a majority opinion (which is unconfirmed, we just know they have the majority opinion of purchasing power in Japan) doesn't mean they have any idea what makes good story telling.
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>Scarfanon from secret santa on /a/ is sending me a Kirika-themed hand-knit scarf

I'm on the verge of tears. That's so fucking awesome.
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>>13618004
You're straying from the point, which is that the adaptation was poorly paced. You've added nothing to the discussion other than your own opinion on someone else's opinion.
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Who cares about Rokka, post Chris instead.
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>>13618043
>Who cares about Rokka
Nobody
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>>13618043
>posting used goods.
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>>13618043
Sure
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>>13618021
>will never participate in anything like that due to outrageous international shipping costs

fucke everything
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>>13618063
Just sign up and don't send anything out. Grinching is the in thing to do this season.
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>>13618022
Someone said it was poorly paced, I pointed out that out actually took its time instead of cramming shit in per usual and wasn't poorly paced, someone brought up the masses who I then said had an opinion that meant nothing. I didn't bring up the superfluous idea of majority opinion, and no one refuted what I said about this one pacing things correctly.

You just sound mad that I said the majority is stupid and their opinion is meaningless. How about you try commenting on the show itself instead of meta-complaining?
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>>13618073
Come on anon, where's your holiday spirit?
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>>13618073
Thats not very nice!

>>13618063
You can always participate in the card exchange. Cards should be easy enough for international, right? I myself sent out 4 cards.
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>>13618049
>Not posting best girl
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>>13618076
>Someone said it was poorly paced
It is. Objectively.

>You just sound mad
Irony.
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>>13618076
>>13618089
If you guys are gonna start a shitflinging contest could you at least try to keep it Symphogear related?
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>>13618103
Top Dad wasn't the worst part of GX.
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>>13618109
TopDad was the best part of GX, objectively speaking.
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>>13618123
Hospital beds were the best part of GX
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>>13618135
see
>>13617883
>A single volume in one season doesn't work if the volume isn't Horizon tier.
And go back to /a/.
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>>13618109
>>13618123
>>13618131
Are we having a shitposting contest? Ok I'll try:
Kaneko's writing has only improved with time.
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>>13618142
So that all boils down to "it was to short based on an arbitrary metric someone set."

Great job anon, you made a really compelling point.
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>>13617770
How about this, No!
>>13617781
Hmmm, that is a good point... but how much time would you need to pen something of quality? It could be longer, if could be shorter if the writer is talented.
And let's be honest here, Symphogear is enjoyable. However, whomever is writing the scripts for this series is just above the average.

Given the many problems GX had on the front, either more time,a new scriptwriter or both would have helped it.
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>>13618144
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>>13618144
I was being sincere, Top Dad on his own wasn't the worst part of GX. The rehashed personal issues that were solved in previous seasons and everything about Hibiki's part of her arc were worse.
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>>13617999
I love her deep voice.
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>>13618152
What are you even doing here? If you want to shitpost about Rokka, go to a Rokka thread. You're on the entirely wrong board there friendo.
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>>13618168
>You're on the entirely wrong site there friendo.
Fixed. Even /a/ has moved on at this point.
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>>13618164
I love her.
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>>13618021
Fuck you for getting scarf anon for /ss/
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>>13618135
Rokka was slow. The narrative was structured in such a way that it had to be. Tension is a real factor in the series, and would not have worked had Rokka's anime whipped by it's plotlines.

That said, the slow burning plot doesn't really jive that well with an audience that expects speed. And it didn't help that other anime that season was doing it better (Hello Prison School!). All in all, a good anime that was sent to die!
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>>13618157
Thanks Kokoro-chan.

>>13618161
His presence led to his redemption, the desecration of the shows themes, and Hibiki's depressingly horrible drama. He is hands down the worst aspect.
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>>13617590
So, Maria was being bullied by a futa genderswapped Topdad when suddenly Kanade and the dolls came back to life, killed Topdad and went out for Yakiniku.
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>>13617632
Are there more of these Kill la Kill/Symphogear images?
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>>13618213
>everyone who recognizes that I'm retarded for shitposting in unrelated threads is the same person!
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>>13618231
You're posting about something unrelated to the topic of the thread AND the topic of the board. That's shitposting.
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>>13618237
>offtopic in /sgg/
>a show with Aoi Yuuki as the lead girl is offtopic in /sgg/
Thanks for the laugh, newfriend.
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>>13618247
It is.
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Next Roll20 game when?
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>>13618248
By the way, Miku knows about this combo attack?
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>>13618248
Have I said how much I envy Hibiki sometimes?
Too...too lewd
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>>13618256
If she did, Chris probably wouldn't be alive
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>>13618261
I will since nothing productive comes from trying to correct delusional idiots on 4chan.
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>>13618266
As opposed to the lucid idiots?
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>>13618262
>>13618256
>>13618248
I still think the Hibicannon was a good idea. Maybe Gungnir looks like something out of a circus to me, but the idea was so amusing.
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>>13618272
We're all idiots.
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>>13618272
That'd be like the crew of Jackass. They know how stupid they are, they just don't care.
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>this "conversation"
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>Ikuwayo MADA MADA MADA
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>>13618285
So anything that ever included Aoi is now fair game?
Ok, discuss peashit
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>>13618277
>Maybe Gungnir looks like something out of a circus to me
I hope next season has more Yugioh moments
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>>13618297
Peashit is a gateway goddess of the worst kind.
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>>13618297
Something something never loved homu blah blah blah
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>>13618297
>now
We have Aoi discussions that are only tangentially related to Symphogear all the time. We are just polite enough to not go overboard with it.
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>>13618303
>>13618297
>arc-v have Aoi on it.
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>>13618266
>delusional idiots on 4chan.
Like the /sgg/ thread police? Yeah, those people are pretty stupid.
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>>13618312
God that thing is ugly.
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>>13618303
what exactly is Arc V?

with the dimension hoping it sounds like Kamen Rider Decade but for Yugioh
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>>13618313
>thread police
People use this term unironically?
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>>13618318
>unironically
People use this term unironically?
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>>13618314
Rude.
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>>13618237
>/sgg/
>staying on topic
you're so new it burns my flesh
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>>13618319
No.
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>>13618297
>tfw have 1 gig yuru yuri folder and this is my only rivalrun picture
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>>13618315
Something like that (YuGiOh plot involving AU version of the previous shows) but with less emphasis on returning characters.
>>13618318
I prefer "backseat modding". It's more accurate.
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>>13618309
I think discussing about Aoi is fine when it's she singing or her acting in a show, but not discussing a show where she is in.
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>>13618322
That was retroactively made on-topic by episode 1. Shows that aren't Symphogear or /m/ related belong in a separate thread. This isn't even policing, this is literally a global rule.
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>>13618335
I was so confused when episode 1 started with the space shuttle, did they do this on purpose?
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>>13618349
>maybe if I keep calling him new it'll validate my point
I'm sorry to break it to you, but you're retarded. Not to mention you've replied to at least three different people under the assumption that they were all the same poster.
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>>13618335
>retroactively made on-topic
what the fuck am I reading
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>>13618315
That's the short way to put it, but it's fairly complicated with a lot of subplots and character stuff going on.

There's been a lot of buildup and not many answers about what's up with the Yuyafaces and Yuzufaces. I can excuse the Synchro Dimension arc for that since it's giving a lot of screentime to best boy.
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>>13618335
>literally a global rule.
no 1 curr
>>13618359
That screencap was taken prior to episode 1 of GX dude.
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reminder that metaposting is worse than literally every other form of posting, and that everyone engaging in it should fuck right off

On that note, post heroes.
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Was the loligeahs comic ever updated?
I remember the latest one I saw, about a curry incident, and that was quite a while ago.
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Everyone shut the fuck up and post Geahs jesus christ this autism stopped being anywhere close to on topic hours ago
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>>13618371
Holidays are coming forth so maybe the translating anons will have more time to do them.
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>>13618369
>is worse than literally every other form of posting
You are very much wrong, the worst type of posting is shitposting "Hibiki doesn't love Miku".
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>>13618376
Or maybe not. I'm a college student so we don't have classes in summer.
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>>13618375
And meta-meta-meta-posting complaining about meta-posting about meta-posting is even more of a pathetic hypocritical attempt to feel superior to all the others.
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>>13618369
>>13618373
>>13618375

Ironic metaposting is just funposting :^)
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>>13618369
The worst form of shitposting is being Crack-kun.
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>>13618382
I'm glad we've come to an agreement.
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>>13618358
>Not to mention you've replied to at least three different people under the assumption that they were all the same poster.
Oh the fucking irony.

Please stop posting.
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Maria is too round.
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really we should just let /sgg/ die, make new threads for zesshoushinais on release and the live, and restart once we have S4 or movie announcements

Every other /m/ general is about ongoing stuff, we're just posting to keep the thread alive
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>>13618376
I told Canada-typesetterfag I owed him one and he's a Shirabefag. If there's a DMJii comic he wants done, I'll translate it.

No H stuff though.
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>>13618399
>Every other /m/ general is about ongoing stuff, we're just posting to keep the thread alive

SRWG has been on life support because nothing new since a fucking mobage and that just confirmed Imber as a mech you can get
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>>13618392
I don't think you know what irony means.

>>13618399
Agreed. We've already started down the typical general path, it'd be better to just go out on a G rather than let this place become GX.
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>>13618399
>really we should just let /sgg/ die
Don't give up on living!
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>>13618396
We need to go rounder

>>13618405
And then there's the 70s/80s Mecha General which still exists for some reason, even though every time I look at it it's nothing but an image dump
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I love spoilers, how about you all?
>>13618401
Still may take you up on that some day, C89 coming up and there's one DMJII one up on panda that, as far as I know, hasn't been translated yet, so maybe if I decide to typeset that oneday
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>>13618399
If a few retarded arguments was enough to declare a general dead then /srwg/ would've died 400 threads ago
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>>13618405
There is nothing wrong with Imber being in SRW.
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>>13618405
OG3 announcement at aaaaaany moment now.
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>no one is bullying Maria
>thread becomes weird off-topic
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>>13618419
Me too.
Love me some spoilers.
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>>13618405
Eh there'll probably be an announcement by the end of December like usual. If there's not then it's time to consider suicide.
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>>13618427
Tuna doesn't love Madoka.
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>>13618411
The roundest
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>>13618427
You're a fucking faggot and I hope you burn in hell. Delete your picture, delete it from your computer even, and never fucking summon him again.
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>>13618419
Like I said, I owe you one.

Wherever you're ready to take me up on it just get in touch.
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>>13618428
What purpose did the AGE-1's spoiler serve, anyway? It didn't have a waverider mode and it's too unaerodynamic for the spoiler to be useful anyway.
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>>13618371
You mean these?
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>>13618453
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>>13618453
What purpose did AGE serve?
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I'm having flashbacks to nepgen post pc release.
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>>13618456
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>>13618419
I'm always ready for some cute HibiMiku
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>>13618459
It was supposed to be an advertisement for Gunpla and Level 5's new (a the time) game. Didn't work out too well.
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>>13618411
Rounder you say?
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>>13618461
That's the world we live in now.
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>>13618459
Genocide
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>>13618466
It was also the last four-cour Gundam show, now that I think about it. Try was a sequel to GBF but wasn't a direct continuation and iirc IBO is only supposed to be two-cour as well.
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>>13618467
S4 needs that kind of round Maria.
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>>13618471
GAS THE VEGANS
SPACE WAR NOW
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>>13618467
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>>13618461
What happened to Nepgen post PC release? Does the Neptune series even have a proper personal computer representative?
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>>13618475
At the pace IBO is going I wouldn't be surprised if it ended up getting the 00 treatment.
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>>13618485
>spoiler
Isn't it peachy?
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>>13618487
Yeah seriously. That's what I assumed was happening from the start but the pacing is definitely slow enough for a 50 episode series. I mean hell there hasn't even been a fight every episode which is just weird for Gundam in general.

It's probably gonna be a while before they schedule a show for 50 episodes right away again with how poorly AGE did compared to their expectations.
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>>13618467
>yfw baby's hair is white
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>>13618467
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>>13618485
Vitagen got angry because games getting wider releases is somehow bad, so some people decided to falseflag in nepgen pretending to be asshurt vitagen posters.

That combined with the fact that there are no native English speakers in nepgen made it exceedingly easy to turn the place into a living hell of console vs vita vs pc shitposting.

As funny as it sounds, the only decent Nep threads these days are on /v/. And before anyone gets irrationally upset, I don't frequent that board, I just happened to pop over after RB;3 was released on PC and was pleasantly surprised with the threads.
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>>13618500
Ver why are you posting, you're dead.
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>>13618499
Honestly I much prefer the pacing in IBO to other shows, provided it gets enough episodes.
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>>13618506
Dammit didn't we just kill you again?
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>>13618500
In the end, it was Chris the one packing the most fertile heat.
Who knew?
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>>13618525
She certainly has the most firepower
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>>13618510
Not even that, but the new waves of pc players who came in acting like they owned the place now that the games were on steam. Ended up pissing off the regulars who would be contributing to the threads.

Last I checked in nepgen a few weeks ago they were having the exact same arguements that were happening back when RB2 came out on pc so I can only assume everyone has been replaced by bots which just post scripts at each other.
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>>13618525
Chris and Maria can never be allowed to be together, the offspring's well roundedness will have a gravity field so strong it will create a black hole.
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>>13618539
They fuck after Maria entrusted DMJii to Chris, is canon now.
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>>13618531
Except it was never the PC players or the Vita players, it was always trolls baiting for easy rage.

Besides, /u/ vs anti-/u/ shitposting is the new trend. Nobody was taking the console war bait as early as one thread after the spinoffs were announced for PC. That's run its course from what I've seen.
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>>13618556
>/u/ vs anti-/u/ shitposting
Let's keep praying that this doesn't happen here.
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>>13618566
I don't think you have to worry too much about that on /m/, everyone is too busy shitposting about Gundam to bother the general threads
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Honest question, are the Neptunia games any good? I've looked over them a little and the characters look cute and I've fapped to my fair share of neptunia doujins, and the only real negatives I've seen people mention are that the gameplay is a little on the generic side and can be grindy. Would they be worth picking up during the Winter Sale if they get a reasonable discount?
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>>13618467
Post yfw Maria actually is pregnant in S4 and no one bats an eye and Satelight and Kaneko skirt the issue whenever it's brought up
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>>13618610
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>>13618610
Is it time for a very special episode about singing duets without protection?
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>>13618610
BUT GIRLS CAN'T IMPREGNATE GIRLS
THAT FORBIDDEN REPRODUCTION
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>>13618579
Anon! Stop being such an ero-frontier!
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>>13618609

I've played a bit of Rebirth 1 on my toaster, and I thought it was nice bit of mindless fun. There's no depth to it, at least as far as I've got, it seems to be just 'make Neptune whack shit or transform into Purple Heart whilst Compa occasionally heals'
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>>13618609
>are the Neptunia games any good?
They're piss easy and barebones in terms of gameplay, but you play Nep games for the Neps, not for the surprisingly grindless (assuming you aren't trying to platinum the game) JRPG mechanics. Buy Life Rings before you fight Black Heart though, it's the hardest boss fight in the series.
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>>13618609
They're fairly decent, in my opinion. If you don't mind cute girls and meta jokes about games, then yeah I'd say it's worth picking them up discounted.
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>>13618610
>Tsubasa and Maria at bed
>"It's impossible Tsubasa, I can't get pregnat with another vagina"
>Suddenly Fudou comes in
>"Don't worry girls, I know how to fix it, I've already done it with Tsubasa's father"
>Maria gets pregnant that night
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>>13618609
Pirate it if you care about shitty localizations and scenes being removed because localization team thought they were "creepy", otherwise it's okay.
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>>13618623
How do you know it was a girl who impregnated her?
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>>13618645
But Fudou must be at least 80 years old now
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>>13618626
I just want to share my love for my waifu
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What would happen if OOO tried to transform with Medals that weren't designated Head, Torso, and Legs? Like what if he tried to transform with Cheetah, Grasshopper, and Hawk, or Rhino, Stag Beetle, and Mantis? Would it just default and make one of them function as a part they usually don't or what?
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>>13618655
If not outright dead.
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>>13618655
So what?
>>13618661
From what we can say after episode 9 he is still alive.
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Was Miyano always this tall?
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>>13618632
>They're piss easy

And yet people still had problems.
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>>13618627
>>13618632
>>13618634
Alright, I'll give it a shot.

>>13618646
I don't care about bad localization that much, but I'm not a big fan of censorship. How bad is it? Like one or two scenes per game or "Uranus and Neptune are cousins" bad?
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>>13618516
>Dammit didn't we just kill you again?

clone
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I can't remember so well, where did the topdad name came, /a/ or /m/?
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>>13618645
>I can't get pregnat with another vagina"
Elfnein can fix this.
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>>13618674
>How bad is it?
IIRC they removed a bunch of CGs, and some reworked dialog, I think there are a few other changes throught other neptunia/NIS games, but I can't remember them off the top of my head. Most of NISA's changes to supposedly appease ESRB to get a better rating are done arbitrarily, and before they're even brought to the ESRB. I don't buy their games on principle.
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>>13618666

Fudou's power to impregnate the wives of his children transcends all time and biology.
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>>13618658
I believe only Kangaroo is a Medal that can be used in more than one slot. If the show is like the toy, the Driver simply can't scan medals that aren't in the designated slot. I don't have the OOO Driver so I don't know if it says "error" like some other Drivers or if it just doesn't read them, but I do know that the medals are designed in a way that makes it so that they need to be in their correct slot.
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>>13618709
I think the CG removals were from Mugen Souls, as far as I remember the CGs in Nep games were never touched during localization.
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>>13618743
Is that the case?
I was looking around for information and it's pretty hard to find anything. I know that Mugen Souls had a whole minigame removed, among other things being changed though.

Why can't we have more people like based Tom?
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>>13618609
They're really niche. The dungeons are repetitive and there isn't really exploration, but the combat isn't bad and its character and meme driven. You can tell the creators really love anime and games.

Personally, I love them but I can see how it's not for everyone.
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>>13618740
Ah, so it would just not transform at all then? Makes sense if it is a little less interesting.

Also yay, Mezool and Gamel are back, I missed them
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>>13618825
What is the NepNowa of Symphogear?
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>>13617590
Moon Prison
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>>13618947
Is it not HibiMiku?
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Aoi's papa.
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>>13618632
>He doesn't 100% rpgs
How embarrassing.
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>>13618632
>it's the hardest boss fight in the series.

I personally found the Gear/Uni vs Brave battle in mk2 (the original) was the hardest.

Would get back to playing Rebith 3 but a more interesting game came out on the PS3 this week
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>>13618985
HibiMiku is the NepPuru of Symphogear.
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>>13618491
Last I checked Peashy was the confusingly-named PC Engine.
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>>13618996
>but a more interesting game came out on the PS3 this week
Do I need to play the previous 4 to enjoy 5?
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>>13618947
Noire is the lonely, awkward kind of antisocial one, so her parallel would be Chris
Nep is an overly bright moron, so her parallel would be Hibiki
HibiChris was more of a thing in-between S1 and G, but nowadays, nothing actually.
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>>13618996
RB3 is out? I feel behind on Nep, I've gotta get that.
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>>13619020
Winter Sale will most likely start in less than a week, keep your shekels in your pocket for now.
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>>13619026
Little more, actually. Pretty sure it's slated for the 22nd. Still, ten days. Don't buy it now.
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>>13618709
I don't think anyone would bother recommending the PS3 NISA versions now that the mostly better IFI versions exist. Just a shame IFI ended up hiring the mememaster editor from NISA.
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>>13619003
I know 3 has recaps of 1 and 2.

I forgot if 4 has recaps of 3.

but at least play 4.
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>>13619029
It's started on the third Thursday the last couple years, I assumed it'd be the same this year.
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>>13619037
IFI did the Steam versions?
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>>13619048
the steam versions are ports of the Vita games which were done by IFI

they are also releasing U and the Noire game on steam in 2016
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>>13618709
>>13619037
>>13619055
Oh, the Steam version doesn't have the terribly censored ones? I'd be buying on PC anyways, not PS3/Vita.
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>>13619055
Neat. Are they stuck at Vita resolution or did they use PS3 resolution for everything?
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>>13619064
no idea but you can make them go full screens.

>>13619062
Nep games were censored? I know MS is still censored on steam
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>>13619087
According to >>13618709 and >>13618646, yeah, they got censored when they were localized, but the way those guys phrased it made it sound like it was only the "NISA" versions that got content cut to appease the ESRB, and the PC ports are apparently ports of the Vita versions which were localized by a different company.
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>>13618609
If you pick the second Re;birth, remember to pick the patch the other /v/ did too.
It removes the memes and cancer.
https://mega.nz/#!SB0jURRT!_RtkAWDZxG5ij23zvSWQihVJenJzhuecXaRzgvJDjc8
https://mega.nz/#!2BNWnIgJ!_rabkxMFdhJ6Dy1zhOmvO5Fsm73GVm7hnWEpI9HM8Sw
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>>13619026
>>13619029
I'm going away for the holidays, but I'll have my laptop with me to buy it. Thanks for helping me save a few sheckles, they'll go towards a plane ticket and hotel for the live in February.
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>>13619126
> Live in February
Stupid grad student budget.
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Date
;_;7
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>>13619126
Godspeed Anon. I am trying to attend the live too.
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>>13618993
I don't 100% kusoge.
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>>13619143
Hibiki's date with Miku?
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>>13619225
Topdad's date with Hibiki?
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>>13619229
Top Dad's date with Miku.
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>>13619229
>>13619254
Topdad's date with grapenoise. I hope they hold hands
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>>13619272
What did grape-kun ever do to you to deserve that?
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>>13619148
For the kidnapping heist, right?

>>13619204
I fucking love that meme.
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>>13619281
>Neptunia being kusoge is a meme
Love this meme.
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>>13619280
He would be a hero for us after making the sacrifice of having a date with topdad
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>>13619281
>>13619301
>I love that meme
I fucking HATE that meme.
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I just started watching this symphoshit, what am I in for here?
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>>13619091
IFI didn't censor anything in Neptunia, besides completely changing Neptune's personality.

People are talking about the work NISA did to the original PS3 versions which were uncensored too, aside from the dialog.
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>>13619310
>HATE MEMES
I hate that meme as well.
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>>13619310
> He isn't a true memer
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>>13619272
Why would you waste the cutest noise with that?
Make it Bukkake Noise or Churros Noise.
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>>13619321
Hyperdimemesion Memetunia when?
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>>13619320
I just hate the "whatever I disagree with is a meme" meme the most.
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>>13619331
Then this may not be the site for you. Everything is memes here.
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>>13619313
Kamen Rider: The Musical, Guest Starring D-cups.
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>>13619338
Don't bully Tsubasa like that.
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>>13619342
Until season 2, Tsubasa is the only sub-C-cup on the show. She's holding it back.
Post season 2, Shirabe gets a pass on account of being a miracle of the universe, and short enough to pull off being flat.
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>>13619353
What's wrong with being tall and flat?
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>>13619356
Everything.
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>>13619356
You're not breeding material. You have no genes worth passing on.
The only fix for situations where you're a tall, flat woman who's good at fighting is if your daughter is a twintailed tsundere, and that only ever happened once.
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>>13619353
Are you motherfucking trying to imply Tsubasa isn't a miracle of the universe?
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>>13619353
Miku is definitely a B at most.
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>>13619365
>You're not breeding material. You have no genes worth passing on
>Not believing in the superiority of the manly sakimori genes.

Being able to breed aside, that's what Maria is for.
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>>13619374
The manly Sakirmori genes need a manly dick to pass them on, not a dainty vagina.
That's why Genjuro's dad had to fuck his brother's wife.
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>>13619376
Anon why do you think we always talk and joke about Tsubasa's sword? Phonic gain is the answer to everything.
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>>13619376
>doubting the Wing's love sword
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>>13619383
But if Maria is the perfect woman for passing on the genes, you'd have Genjuro knock her up in Tsubasa's stead.
I don't even say that as a shipping thing. I say that as a eugenics thing.
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>>13619301
>Shitposters from /v/ knowing what kusoge are
I love that meme.

>>13619331
Kusoge was a meme two shitposters from /v/ actually forced.
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>>13619390
>Tsubasa letting herself get NTR'd like her dad was.

Will the Kazanari's ever not be fucked up?
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>>13619401
No, because the current head of the family is a flat 19 year old woman.
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>>13619409
Why your beef with her being flat?
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>>13619420
Considering how I'm the one that colored that picture, nigga she too flat. She's out of proportion.
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>>13619393
Kuaoge isn't a meme, you have no idea what you're talking about.
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>>13619409
Yeah but with a hot foreign idol as a wife, and and a large breasted harem that follows at her beck and call. That has to count for something right?
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>>13619431
Not without an heir.
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>>13619370
She has more than enough.
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>>13619423
>too flat
There's no such thing.
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>>13619427
Anon, I'm one of the moonfags and I know what クソゲー are. I'm telling you that chucklefucks on /v/ pretending to be authorities on the subject is a meme, because those guys are idiots.
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>>13619451
Yeah, but that line can be too long, and it is in Tsubasa's case.
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>>13619457
Cockypop. Her being tall just means there's more of delicious midriff, thighs and back to appreciate.
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>>13619470
But there are others with more midriff, thigh, and back to appreciate that also have better features as well.
Why breed with her when you could have a more stacked breeding sow?
Or if you're going for flat, why not have a tiny Shirabe to gently hold as you plow her into the next harvest moon?
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>>13619420
The Mayans had blunt swords
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>>13619454
Then you should also be aware that IF has been well known for releasing kusoge since before Neptunia games were even a thing. /v/ is full of retards, but they aren't wrong in this case.
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>>13619500
Yes, I'm well aware of how amazingly shit their older games were, and I've played them as well as new Neptunia games. The idiots on /v/ pushing the memes are retarded and don't speak a word of moon. It's literally a forced meme.
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>>13619510
So it's a meme because they're using a slang term from a language they don't speak? Even despite the fact that it's being used correctly?
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>>13619520
It's a meme because 2 shitposters (yes 2, the mods confirmed it was literally 2 IPs doing the shitposting) took a word used to describe shitty games from a language they don't understand and forced the idea that everyone hated the games and they were objectivey categorized as kusoge. It was not being used correctly, and they're fucking idiots. Have you played the first Nep game and compared it to the new ones? That was kusoge.
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>>13619523
>Have you played the first Nep game and compared it to the new ones?
Yes, and while the original was bad, the ones that have followed have also been well below average in terms of gameplay. The only draw is Tsunako's art and the quirky personalities. Neptunia games are the very definition of kusoge.
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>>13619523
Yes because no one other than those two people can call things kusoge. I guess everyone who's ever called SRW Z3 kusoge over in those threads is those two shitposters as well.

Get a fucking life jesus it's just a video game that people don't share your opinion on. I think the Neptunia games are shit but you don't see me getting triggered because someone calls them good.
>>
This is like when someone says GX was good, but in reverse.
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>>13619548
doog saw XG?
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>>13617855
>I wonder when will Nanoha 3rd movie comes out.
I wonder that too, Anonymous. I wonder that too.
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>>13619563
>being this mad
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>>13619563
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>>13619572
>Anyone who points out that I'm wrong and an idiot is just mad
>I-I was only pretending to be retarded so that you would get mad!
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>>13619578
I'm not even one of the people you were responding to. You're just mad.
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Who cares, it's a shitty meme, and doesn't need to be correct to be a meme.
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>>13616706
Hayashibara said she's Nana's "papa" in Tokyo though.
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>>13619578
>People outside of Neptunia General don't all like Neptunia
>More than two people use a Japanese word to describe things on a Japanese flip book board
Wow what a shocker. Amazing. Take the drama back to your own shit general man.
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>>13619581
>Actually knowing what you're talking about means you're mad
Sorry, I forgot we're only supposed to speak through shitposting and dank memes. Are we just going to dump our smug folders now?
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>>13619588
>Actually thought Neptunia was officially kusoge
>Didn't know how the word worked or that it was a forced meme
>"Fuck you, it's a shit game anyways!"
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>>13619589
I don't give a shit if you're the most knowledgeable poster on the planet, but look at this block of bullshit >>13619563
You're clearly mad as fuck.
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>>13619563
Rather I think it's you who doesn't understand the meaning of kusoge. Or you've at the very least built up some ridiculously strict criteria by which something is judged to be kusoge or not. It's literally just a game that is widely considered to be bad for one reason or another, and Neptunia definitely fits that description.
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>>13619589
I think shitposting and meme hour is just about done now, can we switch to futa o'clock or PRAISE NANA o'clock?
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>>13619540
>Yes because no one other than those two people can call things kusoge.

it was two posters that were shitting up nep threads on /v/ a while back
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>>13619601
>PRAISE NANA o'clock
Just a bit more mate, our friendly resident Nana/Tsubasafag is coming anytime now.
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>>13619604
Does that mean it's the same people here? Sorry we're all not knowledgable of your ebin memes from a general we don't even go to. People call shit kusoge sometimes, calm the fuck down.
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>>13619615
>4 setnences is mad?
Being mad is mad. So if you're going to say that you're not triggered, don't be triggered while you say that.
Otherwise you expose how much of a massive fucking faggot you are.
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Gamel is a precious child and must be protected

why does he have to be an antagonist?
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>>13619624
Fun fact: in the original scripts, Mezool was supposed to become a buddy character, and Uva eventually became a goodguy.
Shame about that.
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>>13619623
>Being mad is mad.
Yeah, like I said; actually knowing what you're talking about means you're mad.

>don't be triggered while you say that.
Are we redefining what the word triggered means as well?
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>>13619631
Really? That sucks. I like Mezool, too. Uva I could take or leave, but that's a real shame, you're right.
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>>13619633
>actually knowing what you're talking about means you're mad.
Then you're a burning sun of hate at best, and still a burning sun of hate at worst.
>Are we redefining what the word triggered means as well?
We're going off of what you said. You're triggered as fuck that two people disagreed with you over memes to the point where everyone told you to get the fuck out.
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>>13619615
>it's "literally" a word you use to describe a game you don't like for any number of reasons
So people use it to describe a game they don't like in the same way they'd call it bad or shit. Got it.

For the love of god can we just get back to talking about Symphogear for once? The fuck is even going on today?
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>>13619633
>Yeah, like I said; actually knowing what you're talking about means you're mad.

I'm posting just to tell you you're a moron.
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>>13619646
Surprisingly enough people on 4chins get mad when you don't like the same things as them.
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>>13619640
It was cut pretty late. Notice how Eiji never sees Mezool in her human form, because it was supposed to be a twist from his perspective when the little girl he protects actually had core medals.
A lot of shit was mixed around for various reasons. When you get to the water combo, notice how they don't play a special theme for it. It's because the production got delayed on the song due to all those tsunamis, earthquakes, and reactor meltdowns that year.
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>>13619631
Why does Ankh have a gyaru hairstyle, anyway?
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>>13619657
Because that's who he is. You see that hair whenever he plays Hina's older brother? That's a wig.
His actor is SUPER gay in real life. He wears short shorts and tank tops while doing yoga videos.
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>>13619657
Because Ankh is metro as fuck.
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>>13619655
You know, I noticed that ShaUTa didn't have a song, but it never occurred to me that that might have been the reason why.

I'm a bit past that now, the last 'major' event was Date passing the mantle of Birth to Gotou.
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>>13619601
How about adorable gay o'clock?
I might be able to get that new HibiMiku book. I don't have a scanner.
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>>13619663
I think you're in the clear for cut content, then.
I felt it was kinda disappointing from then on out, but there's still a lot of little things that make it fun, like putting red gaffer tape on a birth suit.
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>>13619669
You do realize people here don't all go to /v/ right? Fuck off if you're going to bring their trash here jesus fuck.
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>>13619669
>2 people
Notice how you're replying to three as you say that, and then factor in that there are more you're not replying to.
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>>13619667
>I might be able to get that new HibiMiku book. I don't have a scanner.
I want to buy it from you
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>>13619657
With the great visual design whoever did the outfits put into OOO and tying it with the plot, it might involve Ankh's "one-winged bird" motif.

>>13619663
They just never played it for some reason. It was in the vocal collection and a little bit of it played in the movie. Shame because Shauta is my favorite combo one day of the week because my favorite combo is all of them.
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>>13619667
At this point I'd accept phone pictures. Do't forget to pull a topdad and use it vertically.
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>>13619677
>it might involve Ankh's "one-winged bird" motif.
Nigga, it's his real-life hairstyle.
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You ever notice how when some anons argue they end up missing eachother's point and end up shitposting endlessly at eachother?
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>this thread

whelp, back to crazy taxi GTA Japan edition
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>>13619687
>I don't care about the subject matter.
>Still posting to make a "point"
Sure, I'm the one who's mad.
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>>13619682
You mean he didn't cut his hair for the show at the director's request? When I heard it I thought it was that he styled his hair for OOO, kind of like how the dude playing Onari is going to have to spend a whole year gone bald.
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>>13619685
It's one person with a very distinct posting style. No, I don't mean HIM.
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>>13619687
Not him but can you stop with the shitposting? You aren't actually replying with anything but 'haha angry' and it really doesn't increase the pleasantry of this thread or really add anything.

>>13619690
Now that you're doing it too maybe it's time to stop responding.
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>>13619677
All the combos are pretty great. I think I like TaJaDor a little more than the rest, but not by much.

>>13619671
Yeah, I'm not gonna say I don't like it or anything, but I think so far on the whole I enjoyed W more. I like OOO's whole hot-swapping medals thing a more than Double's (perhaps just because there's a bit more variety), but W's characters were just a lot more fun.

Looking forward to Fourze, though, if just for more Rider.
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>>13619690
Yeah, you are. You have to keep trying to drag it back to some nepshit thing I didn't bring up in my original post so you can act like you have a "point."

>>13619691
Nope, it's always been like that. Currently, he as a Zwei Wing going on with the braid going up with middle, but he's been fucking with it like that since before OOO.
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>>13619696
You're through the worst part of the show, which was the deadzone between Date's introduction to Putotyra.
Dunno if you're the same guy I told this to, but did you notice how everything since Kazari first betrayed the Greed has been undone?
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>>13619693
There's been a trend recently of very very very stubborn people showing up and yelling about completely off topic things
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>>13619703
Yeah, that's called 4Chan.
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>>13619705
It's called Asperger's Syndrome.
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>>13619702
Yeah, not a whole lot has really been accomplished, it's kinda weird. I'm not SUPER sold on the little-kid other-Ankh though.
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>>13619708
Nice on-topic post you got there, Mister Pushover.
Oh, wait.
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>>13619667
>Now I want to see HibiMiku with age difference.
Why did you do that to me anon. My heart can't take that thought.
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>Thread is now entirely meta-complaining
Now these are memes I can get behind.
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>>13619713
>I'm not SUPER sold on the little-kid other-Ankh though.
Give it a sec.
Also really disappointed that we never got the King to come back. That was probably scrapped as well.
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>>13619705
I never understood why people refer to the website as if it was one homogeneous hivemind while posting on the website.
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>>13619719
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>>13619719
Quick, someone start blogging so we can keep this shitshow going.
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>>13619715
Here, lemme just conjure forth some homomancy for you.
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>>13619721
It doesn't have to mean it's a hivemind. Just that it attracts like-minded people.
In this case, stubborn assholes who walk into a thread about cakes to complain about bicycles, then insist they're not angry.
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>>13619729
What about cakes on bicycles?
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>>13619729
I'm not mad, it's just that the things you're referring to as bicycles are actually called two-wheeled pedally go fasters.
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>>13619720
I'll probably finish up OOO tonight, so opinions are subject to change.
You mean the King from the past? The one that sealed the Greed in the first place? I'm not surprised that he never returned, but that would have been cool to see.
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>>13619715
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>>13619733
>>>/m/krg
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>>13619737
>Miku intos time travel
>just goes back to give Bikkie tons of hugs following the concert incident
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>>13619734
I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, etc etc
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>>13619715
BONUS ROUND
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>>13619729
They were complaining about something already posted in the thread that was unrelated in the first place.

Whether or not someone is angry isn't a big deal, and repetitively pointing it out should be regarded as full-on shitposting.
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>>13619742
>I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as Elf9, is in fact, Carol/Elf9, etc etc
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>>13619738
I said cakes, not pretty boys.
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>>13619746
Not if my reaction images are on-topic.

>>13619749
In some alternate reality, Kamen Rider is a show about Christmas Cakes.
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>>13619742
>>13619748
Goddammit, I almost posted Stallman but thought better of it at the last second.
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>>13619752
So Witchblade? Though wasn't that actually about a MILF?
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>>13619752
That might just be the only thing that could make Rider better
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>>13619757
Nigga, I don't know. I just watch shows about people punching things using their feelings and power armor.

>>13619758
We almost had it with Gaim. ALMOST.
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>>13619749
>2010+5
>he thinks Kamen Rider isn't about cakes
SUBARASHIKUNAI
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This news is days late, but I forgot to tell it here.
Nana's SMASHING ANTHEMS received a Gold record.
http://www.riaj.or.jp/f/data/cert/gd.html

Just woke up earlier, what the fuck is happening here
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>>13619763
>/sgg/: neptunia, anger management, and mumen caking
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>>13619760
>We almost had it with Gaim. ALMOST.
>mfw I realize there's an alternate universe where Oren was the main character
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>>13619724
Last night I had a dream that Kanade visited me and told me that Neptunia was a kusoge. When I woke up, Topdad was by my bedside and told me that he was the shitposters all along. I told him I didn't care and that he was a faggot that should kill himself, then Nana burst through my window screaming "I wanna fry!" and then I killed myself because Chris isn't real.
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>>13619771
No that's not what I m-fuck it.
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>>13619774
This pretty much sums up /sgg/ tonight.
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>>13619774
>Nana screaming "I wanna fry"
>not Jozai Senjo
shit dream/10
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>>13619771
>>13619778
God, I love Oren.
If he doesn't get any Gaiden, I swear to god, ISIS is gonna get a new terror attack to say they're the masterminds of.
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>>13619771
>>13619778
>>13619789
Why does he dress like an old lady?
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>>13619796
Because he's better than you.
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Nana please save this thread
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>>13619787
I don't see Nana screaming JOZAI SENJO like she does I WANNA FRY FRY. Jozai Senjo is more of a deep Nana voice that she whispers into your ear as you're powerless to fight off her advances.
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>>13619570
I hope its before Yukarin commits sudoku.
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>>13619800
>Nana

Crossover when?
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>>13619808
I hope Nana pounds Yukarin's ass with a strapon before she commits sudoku.
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>>13619808
>Yukarin comit sudoku
>Aoi becomes Nanoha
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>>13619806
How about Nana shouting LISTEN TO MY SOOONGGGG while you're taking a shit in the bathroom?
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>>13619814
Wait, that actually had Nana Mizuki in it? Shit, now I might actually have to watch it.
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>>13619808
>Yukarin commits sudoku.
Shut up.
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>>13619676
Sorry, but I have to decline that offer.
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>>13619796
because otherwise his manliness would run wild and bring about the end of the world
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>>13619854
I wasn't really expecting a yes anyway, I wouldn't do it.
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netsujou no Maria
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>>13615882
Don't think there's any Symphogear songs there unless I am deaf and blind, but still nice.
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>>13619906
LONDON
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D
O
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>>13619943
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>That Tsubasa resting in between Maria's Marias

Why does the Sakimori have to have everything I want but can't have?
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>>13619968
There is only one solution: We must become the Sakimori
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>>13619978
Not hard. I'm already tall and flat.
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>>13619978
Why not become Maria, sound more easy.
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>>13619987
>short and moob-y
FUCK
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>>13619990
Do you also eat messily and have a pottymouth?
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>>13619990
you must become the DESS instead
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>>13619968
I can't handle all the teasing of a doujin we're never going to see.
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>>13619988
Because I want to be held in the mamacat's sweet and warm embrace, and fall asleep as she cradles me in her bosom.
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Aww hell yeah, Ankh's back and the stupid kid is dead

I would have been mad if he'd stayed dead, he's my favorite character behind Kougami
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>>13620030
Yeah, the kid was a dumb subplot that went nowhere.
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>>13620036
Angular velocity is easy as shit once you make those trig functions your bitch.
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>>13620045
Nigga, I passed precalculus with a 70 TWICE. Do I sound like I know trig functions?
They're like the one thing in math I suck at!
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So, got any walls... or this is not a place to ask for Symphogear walls?
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>>13619822
Nah, it's just the name.
7 of 7, Nana, you get it
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>>13620051
Walls? You mean like this?
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>>13620051
>>>/diy/
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>>13620051
There's GX CD cover vectors in the Pastebin, otherwise I'm sure some anons will dump some.
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>>13620050
You just gotta remember SOHCAHTOA. Sine = opposite over hypotenuse, cosine = adjacent over hypotenuse, tangent = opposite over adjacent. Everything else is built off of those three simple rules.
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>>13620051
Trump's got some walls for you.
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>>13620051
I've got this one
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>>13620065
I know those, but angular velocity goes deeper than that, nigga.
I memorized sohahtoa because of The World Ends With You.
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>>13620056
It says 水樹奈々 right there. King Records is mentioned as well. See https://www.animenewsnetwork.com/encyclopedia/anime.php?id=302 if you still don't believe.

> Miyu Matsuki was in it too
Fuck.
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>>13620072
The real pain in the ass is angular momentum.
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>>13620056
Except she's in it. She's the original Nana.
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>>13619601
>can we switch to futa o'clock

"No matter which way I look at it, it really is a penis," Maria said, rubbing her temples. Tsubasa stood proudly, arms crossed.

"How does something like this even happen?"

"Tachibana once grew back an entire arm," Tsubasa said with a glint in her eye. "It should be no surprise that I might grow one of these."

"No, it really is a surprise," Miku said flatly.

"Uwah! It's huge!" Hibiki laughed.

"Is it? I have no experience with such things."

"I don't either, but maybe we ask Chris-cha-"

There was a sound like a taiko drumbeat as Miku's forearm hit Hibiki across the nose. She hit the floor, maybe unconscious, maybe dead.

"We all did sexual education in elementary school," Miku said, moping the blood off her arm with her handkerchief. "It does seem very large."

"Really?" Maria asked, her eyebrows raising. Not for the first time in her life, Miku worried for the collective futures of her various friends.

"I've never seen one in person before now either, but the average in Japan is about this," she indicates a size with her hands. "Erect. So Tsubasa-san's ..."

"Sword," Tsubasa declared, moving her hips in circles.

Miku covered her face with her hands. "Well it's already much bigger than that. And I guess it would get bigger if she ... let's just leave it at that."

"I want to seeee," moaned a muffled voice from beyond the locked door.

"Kiri-chan, shhhh!"

"Look Maria! This sword is quite magnificent!"

Maria looked between her and Miku, then the collapsed Hibiki leaking blood on the floor. "I think we should probably fix this, somehow."
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>>13620096
I don't think Miku would do that to Hibiki even if Hibiki were being that insensitive.
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>>13620096
>"I don't either, but maybe we ask Chris-cha-"

LOW BLOW
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>>13620096
>elementary school
Uh
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>>13620096
>implying Hibiki doesn't have her own "spear"
>Mku hurting Hibiki

you tried/10
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>>13620102
Remember that time Hibiki was constantly missing out on fun things, apologizing profusely, and still looked dead inside? Remember how Miku then continued to be a cold-shouldering bitch and only reconciled because she was about to die?
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>>13620096
>"We all did sexual education in elementary school,"

that's too soon
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>>13620112
I meant the "knocking her out" part.
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>>13620096
>"I don't either, but maybe we ask Chris-cha-"
Post your address. I will literally fight you.
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>>13620118
Yeah, so did I. Whacking her near-invulnerable friend in the face is way nicer than emotionally shattering her.
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>>13620075
>>13620081
...well shit.
I never noticed that. She sounds different.
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>>13620114
>>13620109
Grades 6-8, yes elementary school. Continuing on to highschool as well.
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>>13620096
>"I don't either, but maybe we ask Chris-cha-"
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>>13620109
>>13620114
>>13620135
In Murrica land, we did that in 5th grade, which is the last year of elementary school.
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>>13620135
"Elementary school" in freedomland is grades 1-4 or so, approximately ages 6-10.
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>>13620135
>6-8
>elementary school
The word you're looking for is "middle school" or "junior high". In Japan elementary school is strictly 1-5.
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>>13620135
>Grades 6-8, yes elementary school

that's middle school
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>>13620112
>and only reconciled because she was about to die?
You're an asshole. Earlier in the episode Miku told Chris that she regretted having a falling-out with a friend
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>>13620143
Eagleland's elementary school is kindergarten, 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5.
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>>13620143
And it's important to note that Japan uses the burger system (because the burgers made them after WWII), it's not just a question of everyone on 4chan being Americans
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>>13620135
That's middle school, dingus
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>>13620096
Can't find this arousing when it's that hilarious

Please proceed
>>
I wouldn't typically defend shitty fanfiction or anything, but I won't have anyone besmirch my knowledge on Japanese schooling. They do sex ed in elementary school in Japan, usually around fifth year. That is a stone cold educational fact. Cite me.
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What we need next season
>DMJii hanging out with Tsubasa
>Chris and Maria hanging out
>Genjuro and Hibiki running a training school for Miku, Caroline, and the Lydian girls
Did I mention Topdad? No I fucking didn't.
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>>13620096
>somewhere else, comander Genjuro notices his junk has disappeared and there's a vagina instead
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>>13620172
but Miku's more /fit/ than Hibiki to begin with, Gungnir aside
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>>13620172
>DMJii hanging out with Tsubasa
Yes please
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>>13620178
Miku can run, yeah, but she needs to be able to punch faceless men on the train.
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>>13620160
>dingus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moJ_Y0jYaYQ&t=3628s
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>>13620177
Why aren't there any Genjuro/Ryoko doujins or fapfics?
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>>13620178
Assuming Hibiki's actually be training off screen and her forgetting martial arts was just a side effect of GX's production being a clusterfuck, she's probably more /fit/ than Miku considering Miku hasn't done track in a while.
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>>13620197
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>>13620197
Because we can't have nice things.
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>>13620197
>Heterosexual happy situation vanilla doujin
>Ever
Haha, good one anon.
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>>13620222
My favorites list disagrees

Symphogear is outta luck for the "heterosexual" part though
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>>13620223
>>13620222
There are those 2 het Bikki ones that are pretty good, and het kirika, maria and chris doujins.
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>>13620161

Tsubasa continued swinging her hips around, barely paying attention.

"I'm all for fixing it, but how?"

Maria tangled her fingers in her hair, then closed her eyes. "Phonic gain ... maybe."

"I realise you've saved the world twice with that kind of thinking, but let's try to stay as close to the earth as possible right now."

"Why don't we just cut it off?" Hibiki asked, from the floor. Maria and Miku look down on her and Hibiki shakes her head. "I mean a surgeon. She still has her vagina. I can see it from down here."

"What are we cutting off?" Tsubasa asked.

Maria reached out gingerly, and lifted the heavy member with two fingers. Sure enough, everything is still in place.

"What a relief," Maria said, laying a hand across her chest.

"I wonder. Sorry, Tsubasa-san, this might hurt a little," Miku said, before prodding Tsubasa above her hips. "Does that hurt?"

"It's somewhat uncomfortable, Kohinata."

"Hmm, I guess the rest of it is inside. So it wouldn't be a simple operation."

"What operation is this?"

"Miku, you're a genius! How'd you know that?"

"Ah, well, it's like I've ever," she stared at Hibiki for a moment, then looked off, blushing. "It was just a guess."

"Surgery isn't an option, then," Maria said, crossing her arms.

"Why are we talking about surgery?"

Hibiki furrowed her brow. "We could ask Elfnein-chan. She seems like she'd know about losing things like this."
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>kazari kicked the bucket
fucking finally
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>>13620197
all I ask for is details on the sex life of a film buff who can neutralize explosions with martial arts and a mad scientist secretly possessed by a ghost who wants to blow up the moon

is this too much to ask, doujin authors?
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>>13620250
>literally nobody even cared
It was pretty good.
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>>13620252
>Doujin authors
>Being creative
>Caring about the source material
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>>13620178
>Miku getting competitive and crushing everyone during training while wearing a smug face
Zesshoushinai, please.
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>>13620223
They're few and far in between, and even then they're mostly H-manga and not doujin. Except Oreimo. Oreimo has about a million good vanilla doujin.
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>>13620254
Worst Greed by far. Sure he had more personality than Uva, but no personality is better than an obnoxious personality.
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>>13620263
>Uva
>no personality
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>>13620258
>Miku and Hibiki's sweaty post-workout sex
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>>13620258
>Zesshoushinai, please.
Fuck that. I want an episode of that.
A Symphogear SoL would print money, and 1080p sweaty Miku would sell BDs like hotcakes.
The trouble is working in the singing.
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>>13620278
Do it like Lucky Star, every ED is a new song.
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Genjuro's hot dickings version when?
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>>13620143
>>13620146
>>13620147
>>13620160
I thought we had already established that we have a lot of Canadian anons in this thread? Grades 1-8 is elementary school.
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>>13620278
Should be plenty of opportunity for singing with two characters being idols, everyone else enrolled in a music-oriented school, and Miku knows where the karaoke place is.

If all else fails say fuck it and have some scenes set to song like Beef Stroganoff.
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>>13620293
And you're on an American website so get over it, syrup drinker
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>>13620294
>tfw I read "scenes set" as "sex scenes";
it doesn't have to be beef
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>>13620283
>>13620294
Well, some people want fight songs.
I guess we need to turn Genjuro's Training Camp into Infinite Stratos.
Even when it's Miku boxing.
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>>13620293
In Canada maybe, but it's a Japanese setting and Japan has the Eaglestani elementary/middle split.
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>>13620297
That's not nice. All we've ever done is help you guys. And typeset everything.
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>>13620249
You better not be stopping this any time soon anon.
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>>13620302
>Infinite Stratos
Or Vivid, or the first half of Strikers come to think of it, or D4 Princess etc,
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>>13620278
>1080p sweaty Miku
Do want
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>Mezool ditches Gamel the second she gets all of her Medals back
what a fucking bitch, Gamel just wants to be appreciated
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>>13620301
>sex scenes set to a song like Beef Stroganoff

I'm game.
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>>13620319

>>13620321
>monsters named Greeed are selfish
WHODAFUCKINTHINKIT?
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>>13620309
>>13620297

And make a nice Pastebin for everything.
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>>13620319
>girls with short hair that still can manage ponytails
I wish Miku had something more to do than stare at a screen while clasping her hands.
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>>13620324
All we need now is a Canadian translator anon and we'd be able to make our own Canadian /sgg/ filled with all the best things.
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>>13620333
Can Australians come too?
I do sort of know how to typeset
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Now I'm just imagining a canadian, an australian, and myself the texan all talking about who is best girl in stereotypical accents.
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>>13620342
I'm from Boston, can I join the Stupid Accents Club?
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>>13620342
>canadian
>accent
I don't know what you're talking aboot eh
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>>13620338
I'd say yes Aussies are pretty cool, also you're God save the Queen like us.
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>>13620342
>not reading every /sgg/ post in 70s-era blaxploitation ebonics
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>>13620345
Sure, pardner!

>>13620351
>not reading them all as Dolemite.
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I just read every 4chan post in the soothing, dulcet tones of Morgan Freeman.

the things you people make Morgan Freeman say, I swear to god
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>>13620345
I'm from RI but I live in Cambridge now. I never knew I had an accent till I made friends from other parts of the country and they they were all amazed with my authentic New England accent.

Had to learn to tone down the exaggerated pronunciation, liberal use of searing and insults and general speed when I speak in professional settings. Fuck them. I'm normal, they're the ones who are wicked weird.
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>>13620356
>Just read that post in Morgan Freeman's voice.

God damn, I'm going to start doing this shit from now on.
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>>13620358
They're just a bunch of friggin idiots
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These last few threads have made me want to get back to writefagging. I have one that I got distracted on a month ago.
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>>13620358
>mother from Minnesota
>thinks Fargo and movies like it are an over-the-top parody that nobody really sounds like
>family moves to New Zealand
>seven years later return to the States, move to MN
>"oh my god, they sound like the people in Fargo"
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>>13620367
>cat ears and bunny ears
HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?!
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>>13620356
>the things you people make Morgan Freeman say, I swear to god
>Despite her appearances, I believe Miku still contains untapped potential within the confines of this series, both in terms of songs, solo or duet, as well as futanari doujinshis at the Summer Comiket
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>>13620362
It's amazingly soothing. Makes it much easier to ignore bait and shit as well, because who would argue with Morgan Freeman?
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>>13620311

Maria rang the bell. A moment later, Elfnein's voice buzzed from a speaker. "Yes? Who is it?"

"It's Maria."

"Ah, Maria-san! Just a moment."

The door to the lab slid open, and Elfnein is standing there, smiling at them. She looked between Maria, and Tsubasa, then quietly pressed a button on her side of the door. It closes.

They waited a moment, then Hibiki jabbed the open button. "I think it's locked."

"Elfnein!" Maria cried.

"Elfnein isn't here right now."

Miku stomped one foot and commandingly pointed at the door. "Hibiki, open it up!"

"Aye aye!"

There was a terrible groaning sound as Hibiki pushed at the door and slowly pried it open. When the tiniest gap appeared, she wedged her fingers in and pulled some more.

"She's very strong, isn't she," Maria said.

"Isn't she just," Miku sighed.

"Tachibana's dedication to training is admirable. She's almost always at the ready."

"Please go through before I break something."

The door slammed shut, leaving Maria, Miku and Tsubasa alone in the lab with Elfnein. The young homonculus tried to seem busy, as though if she ignored the three of them they'd disappear.

"Given your reaction I'll take it that you're responsible for this, Elfnein."

"Responsible for what?" Elfnein said.

Maria seized Tsubasa's shorts and heaved them down to her ankles in one move. At once, Tsubasa's new appendage uncoiled, noisily slapping against her thighs.

Elfnein stared for a moment then looked away. "Tsubasa-san asked."

"You asked?" Maria said incredulously, from down near Tsubasa's knee.

"I don't recall asking for this sword, though I can't say I'm displeased with it."

Miku raised her hand. "I find it hard to believe that Tsubasa-san asked for it. She seems somewhat confused as to what it is."

"She said that she wanted to give Maria a gift that would please her, no matter the cost," Elfnein said waving a soldering iron like a wand. "So I tried some experimental alchemy."
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>>13620323
I know, but it's heartbreaking to watch Gamel try to bring her back like this.

>>13620369
if science can bring us Maria, science can never go too far.
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>>13620365
Fuckin A man, you get it.

>>13620368
>Talk to people that aren't from east coast or west coast
>Wonder how they can breed people to be so dull
Seriously man, they're just so flat. How do they do it? Side note; Fargo was a good show. I need to marathon season 2 when it finishes airing.
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>>13620371
Oh for fuck's sake, I'm dying
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>>13620374
I generally dislike futa, but this is just outright hilarious. Keep it up, anon.
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>>13620374
please give hibiki one next
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>>13620356
I liked his hippie character in The Lego Movie.
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>Ver realizes Miku's motivated to fight for the person she loves
>strips her naked
Come to think of it, that means she wouldn't have clothes when she de-transforms. Ver confirmed for best wingman, 10/10 would party with
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>>13620374
>"She said that she wanted to give Maria a gift that would please her, no matter the cost,"

Anon if I die from laughing before you finish this, mind joining me in hell to tell me the rest of it?
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>>13620376
The thing I've learned from observing my mother's family is that the boring/"Minnesota Nice" stereotype exists because people from outside the Upper Midwest don't know how to decipher the thick shell of passive-aggressive bullshit that pervades their conversations.

It's amazing how hostile people can be when everyone pretends they're being polite.
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>/sgg/ - dicks, American regional culture, and Morgan Freeman
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>>13620394
Really, is that it? I know what passive aggressive and surface level nice are, but all the midwesterners are know are really just insanely mild.

This is compared to New England where if you take too long in line at Dunkin Donuts or CVS there's a 50/50 shot someone calls you a fuckin' dooche bag and threatens to punch you in the dick. That said, when people are nice they're genuinely nice here to the point that friends and family are expected to take bullets for each other.I love this place, it's like real life 4chan. Canadians and other politefags need thicker skin.
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>>13620406
And now Monty Python.
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>>13620309
>And typeset everything.
>everything
Where is my HRS?
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>>13620406
>not wanting /sgg/ to be a macho power rangers team of diverse accents all discussing little girls in power armor
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>>13620408
>there's a 50/50 shot someone calls you a fuckin' dooche bag and threatens to punch you in the dick.
Not quite. 50% chance they'll call you a douchebag out loud and a 50% chance they're calling you a douchebag in their heads.
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>>13620414
Pretty sure that's being done, or was done, by the other Canadian typesetter?
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>>13620418
It's 50% from my perspective. Why the fuck would I care what the asshole behind me thinks?
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>>13620424
Just stating the facts man, stop being a slow piece of shit in lines and you won't have to worry about it in the first place
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>>13620351
It's truly music to my ears
Having us all here talking about Symphogear!
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>>13620408
Most of the people I know from other regions seem to have a similar notion of things. It's one of those things that's hard to explain directly, but comes out if you're looking for it.

it's also particularly interesting to contrast it to the Australian side of the family
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>>13620420
Nope, it's still left untypesetted.
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>>13620437
see >>13618419
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>>13620374

Maria's face turned bright red.

"Y-y-you thought something like this would please me?"

Miku raised her hand again. "I'm not sure Maria-san would appreciate something like this."

"Ah, no no, it's just the means, not the ends. When I thought about it, it seemed clear to me that what Maria-san wanted was Tsubasa-san's DNA. So I thought Tsubasa-san could use it to give Maria-san the gift of life."

"Wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-"

"I suppose Maria is at an ideal childbearing age," Tsubasa said thoughtfully, tapping her chin.

"Tha-tha-that's how you react!?"

"Ah, Elfnein-chan," Miku said, her cheeks more than a little pink, "Did you really think that through?"

"Of course, it makes a lot of sense. Both Maria-san and Tsubasa-san are independently wealthy, and have excellent career prospects in both the entertainment industry and elsewhere, so they're financially viable as parents."

"Financially viable ..."

"Given their good genes their union would produce superior children, too, which is good for the species. They're both tall and healthy, with no-"

Maria clamped her hand over Elfnein's mouth and took her to the ground. Every inch of exposed flesh on her body was flushed red.

Tsubasa nodded approvingly, pulling up her shorts. "Now that Elfnein says it out loud, it makes sense."

"How does that make sense!? How does any of that make sense!?"

"As the heir to the Kazanari main house I do ha-"

"Shuuuuut uuuuuuup!"

"Now now, Maria-san, please," Miku said, patting her on the shoulder. "I think you're killing Elfnein."

Maria released her, and Elfnein gasped for air. Miku crouched down in front of her.

"So you used alchemy to give Tsubasa-san her ... penis."

"I did."

"Why do you even have the ability to that?"

"I've been experimenting. Even though Carol used this body, it was mass produced, so it lacks sexual characteristics."

Maria frowns. "So you're trying to change that?"

"Carol was an adult woman for centuries, and I have her memories."
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>>13620432
It's a hypothetical, you jackass. I don't drink coffee because I'm not an idiot and I sleep at night.

Swear to fucking god I'll swim across the Charles to beat your ass.
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>>13620436
>it's also particularly interesting to contrast it to the Australian side of the family
Are they all habitual shitposters?
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>>13620439
Wait, did you really write all of this because I said that the Sakimori family needed a male heir earlier?
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>>13620441
> Not being able to sleep at night after drinking coffee
Pleb.
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>>13620450
>Ruining your body's sensitivity to stimulants so that they aren't super effective on the off chance you need to use them to work late or marathon a show that's really good or can't put a game down
Fuck you, I'm going to bed.
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>>13620439
>"Carol was an adult woman for centuries, and I have her memories."
That implication.
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>>13620453
>not being able to will yourself to ninety-six straight hours of laser focus
Do you even hackathons?
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> "I think you're killing Elfnein."

Imaging this being said in a calm casual fashion makes me laugh.
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>>13620450
>>13620453
>Not being able to stay awake on sheer willpower
Double plebs
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>>13620456
>Wanting to spend 96 hours awake when you could spend at least half of that sleeping on a comfy bed dreaming of your waifu

You need to appreciate the finer points in life.
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>>13620456
>>13620464
>Not lifting and giving your body appropriate time to recover
If I'm not operating on 100% brain and muscle power, I might as well be at 0%.

I can pull all nighters just fine if I'm watching, reading or playing something, but it fucks up my sleep schedule afterwards because for some odd reason I can't fall asleep the next night and end up dragging ass two days later.

>>13620471
I've never managed to dream about the waifu. Life is hard. I'm going to go try now.
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>>13620394
>>13620408
Just remember: nothing gets the taste of shame and humiliation out of your mouth quite like Bebop-A-Reebop Rhubarb Pie.
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>>13620476
>I've never managed to dream about the waifu.
Fuck, me neither
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>>13620481
Aw shit, are you a Chrisfag too? Good taste.
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>>13620485
Everyone's a Chrisfag. What defines you is your second choice.
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>>13620485
Yeah. I rarely even have dreams in the first place, or at least dreams that I remember at all, so it's extra tough.
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>>13620481
I had one about a week ago and all it amounted to was right before I woke up she appeared out of nowhere and I managed to hug Itaba for a few seconds

I don't know if that makes me lucky or not.
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>>13620446
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
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>this fucking ramiel-ass giga-greed
>Kougami singing happy birthday while his building is collapsing around him
>fully restored Ankh shitstomping yummies
This finale is pretty fucking great, I have to admite
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>>13620494
It's more luck than I've had
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>>13620504
>those faint hearts in her eyes
>her shirt struggling to hold up those tits

>>13620502
RIP Uva
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>tfw closest to a geah dream I had was one where Okitegami played in the dream
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>>13618419
>page 302
You messed up some speech bubbles there. "I like Miku" is supposed to be the second to last one. Ando's "I got it, just as expected" is the last one.
>page 310
"I have no wind" should replace that 風が来ない which has no bubble in the second panel. The last bubble is for "What're you doing?"
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>>13620439

"Adult ... woman?"

Elfnein's expression turned dark. "When she was in Egypt with Napoleon researching Hermes Trismegistus, she read Ezekiel 23 and spent a month playing around. Do you know how frustrating it is to dream about getting railed by Ottoman triplets when you don't actually have a vagina?"

There was a long silence. Finally, Miku spoke up.

"But you gave Tsubasa a ..."

"It's an experimental alchemy. I'm still working it out. Being able to consistently create a functional penis is a good step though."

"You can do it repeatedly?" Miku asked.

"Can you take it away!?"

"Maria, why would I want to take this new sword away?"

"Have you seen the costumes you wear on stage? Where are you going to hide that thing?!"

Tsubasa crossed her arms, then sighed sadly. "That's true. There are times when the shoto is preferable to the daito. I'll have you remove it, Elfnein."

"It's a simple enough procedure," Elfnein said, pulling herself up to her desk. "Should only take a moment."

"Wait!" Maria shouted. "Wait."

She stood, grabbed Tsubasa by the wrist, and pulled her out of the lab. Hibiki is briefly visible for a moment before Miku hits the close button.

She turned to Elfnein.

"Just ... just how simple is this procedure?"
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>>13620510
If I knew how to properly scan dakis I would do it myself when mine came in.

Nude edit for bootleg dakis when
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>>13620511
>Do you know how frustrating it is to dream about getting railed by Ottoman triplets when you don't actually have a vagina?"

I imagine her switching to Christmas Carol's voice when saying this.
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>>13620511
>ezekiel 23
I went to a Christian high school. We got 23:20 as our class verse because none of the staff actually fucking checked it.
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>>13620511
>Do you know how frustrating it is to dream about getting railed by Ottoman triplets when you don't actually have a vagina?
WOAH
Carol was a lewd loli
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>>13620518
>There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
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>>13620518
>We got 23:20 as our class verse because none of the staff actually fucking checked it.
Must have been pretty funny.
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>>13620524
This is just like my Japanese doujinshi.
>>
Ankh ;_;7

Welp, on to Fourze
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>>13620522
This is before the reveal that she wasn't a loli until the 1900s, and was fantasizing about that while being a busty 20-something.
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>>13620006
But we are going to see it. That's HB and she's selling it on BOOTH.
I hope I'm not getting this wrong.
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>>13620511
>She stood, grabbed Tsubasa by the wrist, and pulled her out of the lab.
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>>13620532
Slightly, that preview pic isn't from her new doujin, it's just a piece of art she's working on and posted a preview of.
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>>13620096
>"Tachibana once grew back an entire arm,"
That happened when she was berserking, so I think growing a phonic gain penis might be a good use for the Ignite module.
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>>13620511

Chris stumbled a little at the entrance of her apartment building and leaned against a wall to catch her breath. It was extremely late and her throat was soar from karaoke with her friends.

She felt a little lightheaded, like she'd drunk a couple of bottles of cider. Which she had, because the sword idiot, the idiot idiot and the twin idiots, Yukine Chris wasn't a square.

It wouldn't do to set a bad example, though, so she headed for the stairs to work it off, and then immediately regretted the decision.

When she reached the fourh floor, where Maria had her apartment, Chris stopped. She thought she could hear Maria calling Tsubasa's name. Chris shook her head and rounded the corner into the next set of stairs.

In the distance, there was a strange, howling noise that almost sounded like 'j-j-j-jozai senjooooou' but she chalked it up to the wind.

On the sixth floor, Chris searched through her cleavage and pulled out the key for number 66. With a yawn she readied the key, then stopped in front of her door.

She stared at it for a moment, then pressed her ear against it.
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>>13620528
Make sure to watch the MV for Fourze's opening as well.
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>>13620544
oh no
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>>13620528
prepare for friendship
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>>13620544
Why can't all those dorks go to their own rooms?
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>>13620554
It's Chris's fault that she never specified whose home to do it at.

plus, it gives her plenty of schlick fodder
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>>13620559
>the skull is actually a spycam
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>>13620559
>Chris is the Chitose of Symphogear
I see, it all makes sense now.
>white hair
>female
>the only one of the cast not to make advances
>Mozart is still alive
>names start with C
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>>13620546
Will do.

>>13620551
I actually thought that was Ankh in the thumbnail

>>13620552
Exce- erm, SUBARASHIIIIII. Tomorrow, or perhaps a few days later, though. It's late and it's finals week. At least I'll be going into a new show fresh for winter break.
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>>13620568
Half-Life 3 confirmed
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>>13620568
But who was phone?
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>>13620577
Lori.
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>>13620577
Doctor Ver's spirit possessing a Maine Coon.
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>>13620544

"Ah, Hibiki's muscles really feel incredible."

"Mmm, I want more of Miku's meat."

Chris squinted and covered her other ear with her hand. Were they eating? Because maybe that squelching noise could have been Hibiki chewing on something. Chris didn't know anyone who ate as messily as Hibiki.

"Ah, careful Hibiki, you're drooling everywhere. Chris-chan will be upset."

"No shit," Chris whispered, her knuckles turning white on the door handle.

"Ah, deeper, deeper, I want it deep inside me!"

Chris shook her head. Calm down woman, it's just food. No need to freak out over it.

"Hibiki, yes, that's so, yesss, squeeze it."

Squeeze what, a lemon? Did Japanese people put lemon juice on their steak? They were full of strange culinary ideas.

"Hibiki's, Hibiki's strong pussy is the best. I'm gonna cum "

Every emotion left Chris' face in a rush, leaving ice cold killing intent. The door made an unhealthy noise when she turned the handle.
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>>13620586
>The door made an unhealthy noise when she turned the handle.
LEWD
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>>13620586
>The door made an unhealthy noise when she turned the handle

No not door-kun
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>>13620586
wew
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>>13620586
I feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if a thousand lesbians cried out only to be shouted down by a goddamn fucking Dovahkiin-tier bellow of DO THAT AT HOME
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>>13620586
Chris's denseness is adorable here.
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>>13620602
Quick, someone mod Skyrim to change "Fus Roh Dah" into "Go To Hell"
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>>13620586
>miku having the dick
God dammit.
>>
The twist is going to be that Chris always had a huge futacock, and that she doesn't know what a pussy is.
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>>13620607
Well she was the one who stayed behind to ask Elf9, not sure what you were expecting
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>>13620607
A futa dick is the perfect counterpart to having a lesbeam of destruction.
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>>13620611
I already suspected it was going to happened when that happened. I'm just disappointed because I prefer futa!biki.
>>13620617
I do believe that the spear jokes write themselves.
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>Hibiki and Fine will never casually hang out and talk about food and love lives
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>>13620619
On the other hand, Hibiki had a spear inside her for a season and a half before Miku took it out.

Only makes sense for Miku to put a spear back in Hibiki again.
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>>13620626
Kinky
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>>13620626
taking the spear out only makes me think of the dick-growth futas I've seen in some hentai vids of questionable quality and thusly reinforces my belief that Hibiki should have the dick.

Plus you are forgetting that Hibiki is the husband of the relationship.
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>>13620628
There's also something to be appreciated about an openly assertive girl being fully submissive in bed.

It's schrodingers futa dick
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>>13620539
More chance we'll see it.
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>>13620586

"I don't know what the fuck you two are ... what the fuck you're ... what the fuck."

Hibiki was on her knees on Chris' expensive couch, face buried in Chris' expensive pillows, naked. Miku was above her, one hand laced with Hibiki's, the other laced through Hibiki's hair, holding her down.

From this angle Chris could see Hibiki's flexing, rippling abs, glistening with something that in the back of her mind she knows isn't just sweat.

For a moment, just a moment, the anger in Chris is replaced by a kind of empathic pain, because she can see that Hibiki's vagina is getting ripped up by a frightfully thick and throbbing dick.

And given the way Miku's plump vulva kept bobbing up and down as that dick disappeared inside Hibiki's body, it's attached to her.

It's Miku's huge dick.

Going in and out of Hibiki's stretched pussy.

On Chris' couch.

Chris clapped her hand on her forehead and laughed softly. Then a little more loudly between gasps for breath. "Why do you never ... I always tell you ..."

"Eh?" Hibiki said, cocking her head under Miku's hand. "Chris-cha-aaaahhnnnn!"

"Ah, Hibiki Hibiki Hibiki I'm cummmming "

It's about then that Chris fumbled Ichaival into her hands, and saw Miku's meaty prick pulse. Something thick and white welled about around the tight seal between their bodies, then fell noisily onto the couch.

The only sound after that was heavy breathing, and Chris mumbling elaborate methods of execution as she collapses in the doorway, overwhelmed by pure rage.
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>>13620651
>Chris is replaced by a kind of empathic pain
heh
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>>13620651
Is Tsubasa's dick going to make a reappearance or is Chris going to destroy the apartment complex with Ichaival before that happens?
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>>13620586
>Chris didn't know anyone who ate as messily as Hibiki.
Good one.
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>>13620674
Can any of us say we know ourselves?
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>>13620623
>>Already 150 pics.

And here I was thinking the threads were slowing down a bit.
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>>13620686
I deleted my previous post just to post that one.
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>>13620686
A lot of it was wasted on a really stupid argument involving a lot of smug anime faces
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>>13620676
Missingva mushroom stuck on your face is quite a feat.
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>>13620651

When Chris awoke, she could tell immediately that she'd been tied up while unconscious. She looked down her body, her curves tightly bound with extension cords. Her extension cords. Those clever bitches.

Miku and Hibiki are kneeling by her, looking freshly laundered and suitably contrite. "I'm actually going to murder you."

"We know," Miku said sheepishly, rubbing the back of her head. "That's why we tied you up."

"Chris-chan, we're sorry. But we just couldn't do it at home. We still live in the dorms and the walls are so thin there."

"Do you see my face Tachibana? Do you see it? This is the face of a person who doesn't give a shit. My parents are in here you perverted, horny, slutty ..."

Chris looked at the shrine against the wall. As a kind of courtesy, there's a curtain flung over it.

Chris looks away. "That doesn't actually make it better."

"Would this make it better?" Hibiki said, offering a small tub of strawberry Haagen-Dazs, with both hands.

Chris looked at the ice cream flatly, then at Hibiki. "Alright. I'll accept that, and kill you last."

"We're sorry for making a mess Chris-chan, but we did lay out some towels," Miku bowed her head. "I know this doesn't make it better, but we were going to tidy up after ourselves and leave hours, but Hibiki's body is just too seductive so I went on a rampage."

"She fell asleep and when she woke up I couldn't help myself either. Miku's so rough tho-"

"No more of that sentence, thank you."

Chris clenched her teeth and let out a long, hissing breath. When she finished she felt like she wasn't about to go nuclear.

She remembered she what she'd heard before.

"I know I'm going to regret asking this question, but this happened to Tsubasa and Maria too."

"Yeah."

"It did."

"They're still going at it. I don't think they've stopped."

Chris tilted her head. "How do you know that?"
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Aoi is really cute.
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>>13620708
>They're still going at it. I don't think they've stopped."

SASUGA TSUBASA
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>>13620708
At first I thought this was going places I didn't want it to when Chris was tied up. Don't scare me like that man.

Wait, if Hibiki and Miku were only there because it would be too noisy in the dorms, why the hell are Maria and Tsubasa there?
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>>13620718
I think it said earlier that Maria's apartment is on the 4th floor of the building.
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>>13620708


"Ah," Miku said, crawling over to her bag and fishing out her phone. "Maria-san is streaming it on Periscope for us."

She holds up the phone and there's Maria, sitting backwards in Tsubasa's lap, vigoursly riding and outrageously long but almost elegant shaft. The katana of cocks.

Tsubasa's hands on Maria's hips guides her up down the length of it. Maria's thighs, belly and bouncing boobs are all splattered with ropes of thick cum.

"Why."

"Well they're pop stars, so I think they get off on being on-camera ..."

"That isn't what mean. Why."

"Well, it was our first time like this, so we thought watching them might get us in the mood ..."

"No, what, fuck, no. WHY."

"I think they're trying to make a baby."

"I worry about Tsubasa-san's sexual education though," Miku sighed, looking at the screen. "You're supposed to cum inside."

"GO. TO. HELL. EXPLAIN."

Miku and Hibiki looked at each other, then explain.

"Alchemy did it? That's your explanation?"

"Well when I say it out loud I realise it sounds ridiculous, but it's the truth."

Chris groaned. It was too late to be so angry and her body just can't sustain it. Instead she fixed Hibiki with a serious look.

"Are you okay?"

"Eh?"

"Are you deaf? Are. You. Okay. I saw the size of that thing."

"Ooh. Ah. I feel kind of tender but it doesn't feel so bad."

"And I can't that you, of all people, had unprotected sex!" Chris snapped at Miku, who shied away. "How could you be so stupid when you're still in high school? We'll go to the pharmacy tomorrow and get emergency contraception. Wrap it up, idiot!"

"Ah, Chris-chan I'm actually on birth control, so it's okay."

"First, no it isn't, second, haaah?"

"I get bad cramps when it's that time of the month, so I've been using it for a long time. It was my Baa-chan's idea."

"You thank your grandmother when you get home!"

Chris wriggled herself up into a sitting position. "I don't care what you do, but do it at home and do it safely!"
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>>13620718
>>13620734

For the joke I decided that Maria owns an apartment in the same building, because she has to live somewhere while in Japan, and Chris' house looks pretty up-market.

Also apologies for all of these typos, I'm too lazy too proof something posted on /m/.
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>>13620739
I think your story was great until Chris showed up
Made it too real life not, fantasy enough
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>>13620739
Chris is such a good girl, and I like the contrast between Miku's and Tsubasa's meats.
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>>13620775
Miku being the one with the dick is still weird. I keep getting confused about who Chris is talking to because of it.
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>>13620739

"Now, will you untie me?"

"I don't think so. Every time you look at me I feel ice in my veins," Hibiki visibly shuddered. "I think you're still going to kill us."

"I'm still thinking about it. At least feed me that ice cream."

Miku left for a spoon, and Hibiki picked Chris up to take her to the couch. Chris felt her face heat up the moment Hibiki effortlessly took her weight. And from this angle she had a pretty cool face. It was pretty easy to understand why Miku liked Hibiki, even though she was an idiot.

"I still haven't forgiven you or anything," Chris said between mouthfuls of strawberry ice cream. "But this makes it a little better."

"Jeez Chris-chan, you're getting it all over your face," Hibiki said, wiping Chris' cheek with the heel of her palm. "Miku's the one holding the spoon. How are you doing this?"

"Shut up already. Anyway, why were you ... aren't you the husband in this relationship?"

"That's silly, we're both girls," Miku said. "So we'd be wife and wife. But if you're wondering ..."

Miku hooked her thumb into the elastic of her pyjamas and pulled. Despite herself, Chris peered into the abyss. But there was no beast lurking in the dark, just a smooth mound.

"Where'd it go?" Chris said suspiciously, only for Miku to look past her. Chris swiveled her head around to Hibiki, who was nervously rubbing the back of her head.

"I am a Gungnir girl, after all."

---

Some days later ...

Kazanari Tsubasa stood naked in front of the window, taking in the morning sun. Her long, glossy sword swung gently between her slender, athletic thighs. It was a glorious morning, but Maria was nowhere to be found. The bed had been empty when Tsubasa had awoken.

A retching sound from the bathroom.

"Maria? Is that you?"

Another retch.

"Maria?"

"You stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid sword!"

THE END??????
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>>13620792
BUT THEN WHO WAS PENIS?
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>>13620792
>Hibiki effortlessly took her
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>>13620792
Isn't Maria also a Gungnir girl?

Black Gungnir, eh?
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>>13620801
>black Gungnir
So Maria is going to dump the baby on Tsubasa and leave?
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>>13620808
Oh come on, she's not a Tachibana
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>>13620808
Ouch.
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>>13620812
oh dang

captcha: meat
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>>13620792
Anon you exceeded my every expectation, it was worth staying up to read. So just how pregnant is Maria? Twins? Quintuplets? Sextuplets?
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>>13620792
>"I am a Gungnir girl, after all."
Ohohoho
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>>13620823
Septuplets, duh
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>>13620838
Nanaplets
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>>13620838
>Maria having to run around and take care of 7 mini Tsubasas

I don't even know if Maria could stay sane long enough to do that and not go Kanade herself.
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>>13620851
>not go Kanade herself.
>Zesshou just to clean all their diapers at once
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>>13620851
Maybe she can ask for help, Genjuro doesn't seem too busy but the kids must stay in the bridge, Fujitaka likes kids and topdad is jobless now that he lives again with Hibimom.
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>>13620851
Oh god imagine the mess they would make
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>>13620823
I would have normally said one or two, but then I saw:

>>13620838
>>13620843

And cracked up laughing, so we'll go with septuplets except in the unlikely event of a continuation.
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>>13620857
>Fujitaka
>Taking care of children
That's dangerous
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>>13620857
>letting topdad near the kid
You want them to have mental problem like Hibiki or something?
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Where did Miku's dick go? I don't understand
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>>13620895
It was actually Hibiki's dick. Alchemy.
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>>13620895
It's alchemy, I ain't gotta explain shit.
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>>13620900
Oh I see, a temporary transfer?
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>>13620534
Anyone have the original untranslated image of this?
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>>13620923
touch.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=40262706
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>>13620938
Thanks!
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>>13620851
>septuplets
But she's not really a cat!
I don't think that's possible without serious damage to the children or mother.
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>>13620792
>"I am a Gungnir girl, after all."
Eh? Sorry, what are you talking about? Is it related to right now?
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>>13620964
There's actually one recorded case of a full set of Septuplets surviving.
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>>13620964
There has been one instance of septuplets surviving through infancy, and there were the Dionne quintuplets back in the 30s.

I think for the purposes of a laugh we can ignore medical science for the moment.
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>>13620964
>>13620967
>>13620981
This is what Phonic Gain's for.
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>>13620964
Maria has wide hips, she can do it
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>>13620964
With the power of Nana, anything is possible.
Except reviving dead people.
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>>13620988
>Implying she won't just give birth through her hair
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>>13620990
And fending off horny nee-sans.
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>>13620988
If anyone's equipped to handle giving birth to a ridiculous number of children, it's Maria. I meam goddamn.
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>>13620965
Miku gave Hibiki the D, literally.
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>>13620998
Why would you want to fend them off?
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>>13621002
>Each tentacle hair swells after childbirth to form a makeshift cradle for each baby
That's cuter than it has any right to be.
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>>13621002
Mean*
I should get some sleep
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>>13620998
I wonder just what kind of magic Nana has, she manages to attract pretty much everyone she meets, even insects are attracted to her that a lizard once tried to jump on her plate.
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>>13621002
It's funner if she gets pregnant multiple times instead of all at once. They have to hide it from their kid who bursts into the room to inspect the noise and everyone else chastises them for still going at it even after having so many kids already.
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>>13620439
>Maria-san wanted was Tsubasa-san's DNA
2lewd
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>>13620851
I wonder what will be the cause of her insanity, the cuteness of 7 minibasas or their mess.
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>>13621005
Having too much horny bitches in your life is a pain in many ways.
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>Tsubasa with 7 mini-swords
So 00 Gundam SS/G? 00 Quanta?
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>>13621072
Being beyond the image limit severely restricts my ability to respond to this post.
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>>13621003
>HibiMiku taking turns giving each other the D
You know what? They'll both end up getting pregnant in the same day.
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>>13621127
Will the other gears help them raise the kids?
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HibiMiku's daughter can be friends with TsubaMaria's nanadaughters
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>>13621175
They only have Chris and DMJii. Chris might be a good nee-chan but I wouldn't let DMJii near the kids without supervision.
Tsubasa and Maria will be preoccupied with their 7 little swords.
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>>13621192
Imagine 7 little wings yelling JOUZAI SENJOU randomly.
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>>13621223
At least 3 of them will be crying all the time something happens.
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>>13621227
Maria's marias will take care of that.
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>>13621238
She doesn't have enough Marias to keep them all quiet.
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>>13621227
And they'll have the octocat hair tentacles
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>>13621255
What happens when you mix sword hair with tentacle hair?
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>>13621273
Tentacles armed with swords.
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>>13621273
>>13621311
Remember Chou from Rurouni Kenshin? His flexible Hakujin no Tachi?
That's what happens.
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>>13619763
Doesn't a Gold record require 100k sales?
Does that mean the rest were digital sales, which aren't included in Oricon's numbers?
If so, considering the difference in numbers, she's actually doing pretty well in the digital front, even if the physical sales have gone down.
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>>13621393
So maybe Nana is selling the same as in the past but here are more people buying digital releases now.
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>>13620532
>That's HB and she's selling it on BOOTH
>she
I would never have thought that the biggest Mariafag I know of it's a girl. It's amusing.
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>>13621507
I too find it hard to consider Tsubasa a girl sometimes.
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>>13621551
Tsubasa is too manly.

>tfw would go gay for Tsubasa/Nana upon hearing Beyond the Blade IGNITE if I were a girl
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>Fourze starts with a chase scene on the moon and a dude with a pompadour jumping into a river to retrieve a love letter
I love this one already
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>>13621833
>if I were a girl
You definitely don't need that to go gay for Beyond the Blade.

>>13621924
Fourze is a treasure.
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>>13621436
Makes sense. They are cheaper. Good to know that my theory of her sales going down is because digital releases are true.
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