River Reading

>>9522691
>being this autistic
>thinking this will impress anyone
>having this little awareness
>being this lonely
>unironically saying 'comfy'
>being a redpiller
>thinking that """""""scenery"""""""" is pretty

>>>/r9k/

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>>9522726

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>>9522691
Why won't you try getting a real job?

>>9522732
I'm a machinist. I make good money and don't work very much. I'm on paid vacation this week.

>>9522735
Is it hard to have sex in kayak

>>9522745
Very. With my kayak I'd say almost impossible. There are a lot of qts that kayak though. They're very flirty too.

>>9522726
>being this autistic
>thinking this will impress anyone
>being this lonely
>unironically getting upset at someone enjoying themselves
>Hasn't read Huckleberry Finn
>""""""""""""""""scenery"""""""""""""""""
>>>/out/
Seriously, just fucking go outside dude. 4chan is rotting whatever brain you have left.

>>9522691
>comfy
stopped reading there, anyone who uses this word unironically or post ironically is a fucking pseud

>>9522757
>Pseud
Stopped reading right there, anyone who uses this word ironically or post ironically is a fucking comfy.

>>9522757
>pseuds would kayak
I'm not trying to be intellectual. I'm reading on the river you fucking tryhard.

>>9522768
I stopped at pseud aswell

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>>9522752
I live near the black sea. Once I was out of my house at night and I ventured through the streets in search of a good streetlight where I can read Moby Dick. Eventually I found one on the beach and that got me really immersed from the beginning of the book to next 100 pages I read that night. Maybe you should pick with yourself a good lamp and try to read book at night time or evening and see how that goes

On what to read - try anything really. From Bible to Ulysses I think everything'll go well. My personal pick would be Brothers Karamazov.

>>9522757
I hope kayak anon dumps your body in his comfy river.

>>9522691
A River Runs Through It
Sometimes A Great Notion
Dandelion Wine

>>9522691
Kayak? More like gayak pmsl

i just read wherever, i don't tend to focus on my surroundings when i'm immersed in a book

>>9522782
Are the short stories about dumping people in the river? That will be a good pick to read

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>>9522691
I do this too but I prefer reading on an actual lake. Ive read many books this way. Never had a problem with physical books either if you have a container to bring them out in.

>>9522796
I should live here

>Not reading in your serine atmosphere controlled space window module...

We would all be reading this way if not for monotheists.

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>>9522814
Oopsy daisy. Pic related.

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The Wind in the Willows
>very comfy

>>9522726
Its just a general "where do you read" thread. Lighten up

>>9522816
I wonder what kind of reading material they can bring up there or if they are allowed a tablet