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We're ALL princesses edition.

• Makeup tutorials: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
http://www.genderlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/voicebook020.pdf
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg

Previously on /mtfg/ >>8813229
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soft trans girl snuggles
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I don't need to exercise because I am always running away from my problems
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>>8815991
truly, one of the best kinds of snuggles
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A really cute one pls
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>>8815992
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>>8816024
bunny friend
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>>8816031
im an outlaw uwu
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>>8816031
Hey there.
I'm not one honest.
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>>8816031
too late
this is a lesbian thread now
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>>8816031
overruled
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>>8816031
I'm biscum, can I stay?
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Reminder this is an Ali thread so it's automatically hella gay.
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tfw not a feminine gay guy
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>>8816024

What if I'm funny instead?
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uniqlo is having a labor day sale with free shipping, anything worth picking up?
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>>8816031
Straight boys ITT only
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Is this masc I bought it at a fair
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I'm kinda a twig, but since I've been on hrt for a while, I thought it would be a good idea to gain some weight to fill out my figure.

Does anybody else have trouble with trying to eat more than usual? I just don't have the appetite to eat enough to gain weight.

Also I'm pretty low energy most of the time too, I don't know if that's related...
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>>8816121
it's pretty andro to be honest

it's something I could see a girl or a boy wearing, easy
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post ur best bops mtfg
posting one of my fav bops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3G6L8doFcw
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>>8816121
>girl arm hair
my arm hair grows 3/4" long
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>>8816136
I don't even shave, lost all my body hair by the first year

I'll never be a handsome husband
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>>8816142
but you can be an adorable wife
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>>8816038
>>8816029
Haven't been in the thread for a while but I like your style.
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marijuana
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>>8816134
https://youtu.be/bjiZ-ksSJ_Q
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>>8816143
Making girls blush by bullying them is against the anti bullying act of 2017
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>>8816142
I wish HRT worked on hons
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>>8816151
Boys*
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>>8816151
tbqh we should repeal this act then
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>>8816151
I'm a ruthless criminal. It is my goal in life to make all pretty girls blush through bulli
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>>8816151
>>8816156
hah hah you admitted you are a girl
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>>8816147
yes
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>>8816151
>>8816156
*Bullies relentlessly*
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>>8816169
You've become your own monster, Ally
Stare too long into the abysd, eh?
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Mtfg rn
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>>8816173
N-no, it was a joke...
I'd never bully anyone...
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>>8816179
meanwhile sheen is rocking in the corner after the only real bully lied about not having to shave
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>>8816186
I don't get body hair, just some facial hair

I used too, I had hairy nipples it was yuck I'm so glad it's just light clear hair now
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do the following posters still exist:
> cis tits
> korra
> edie
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>>8816208
edie posted like two days ago
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>>8816208
Cis tits is anon
Korra anon avatar fag
Doll is everywhere
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>>8816215
>>8816214
neat, anyone mind if i post pictures of myself and get advice on what i should do ffs and non ffs wise. I pass but it's not a hard pass like...if i told somebody i was trans they wouldn't be like "i would have never known!" They just say "your beautiful" or some shit.
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>>8816181
Accept what you are, Ally
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>>8816225
is this 'that' robin?
>I pass
i doubt its her but yeah
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>>8816230
>three robins now
I want off this ride
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Orchiectomy makes estrogen work better they said
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PSA that I am not a bully and have never bullied anyone.
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>>8816229
Yes I have accepted that I am a transbian degenerate.
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Friendship ended with Haribu, now Ally is my best friend
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>>8816241
>t. Faye's bully
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>>8816230
>>8816234
i've been posting longer than alot of them. Check my i.d. like late 2015, early 2016 and no i am not "that" robin, i am not white. i posted this a few times in some passgen threads, but i got a new hairstyle and can't point my figure on what i want for ffs...but i know it's in the forhead area.
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>>8816241
t. coworkerchans bully
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>>8816249
>asks for ffs advice
>hair is covering half of her face
good idea, i like it a lot
(no bully intended, sry if this came off as mean)
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>>8816249
pls change your name to black robin to avoid any confusion
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>>8816244
:(
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>>8816251
coworker chan needs to be bullied into accepting that she is a cute girl uwu :3
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>>8816258
shouldn't have bullied me
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changing my name from lauren to robin
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>>8816264
hello robin
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>>8816262
can't bully something that isn't true into being
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>>8816266
except it is true uwu :3
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>>8816249
Black girls always pass to me so I'm not a lot of help

Also my legal name is robin :p
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>>8816255
>>8816256
what about robinxo?
and yeah i'm gunna post a bunch more, different angles blah blah blah but that's just the one i've posted before. Also this one....i think. (i miss my braids) gimme a sec and ill post some newwww. i've got this 80s look going on and i'm not a retard who posts sideways pictures
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>>8816269
just completely pull your hair back to show your face objectively,
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>>8816267
I'm a handsome boy reeeee
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>>8816281
do handsome boys constantly joke about taking cute girl pills? uwu :3
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my head hurts
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I'm being bullied halp.

>>8816244
W-wait why? Who are you?

>>8816248
B-but I'd never ever bully my good buddy Faye, she's a good girl who does not deserve any bullying.

>>8816251
Cease these slanderous lies.
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>>8816289
hugg laurobin
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>>8816249
you didnt post longer than the original robin tho so stop stealing credit you lil bitch
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>>8816287
Just jokes yo no homo

>>8816292
Bully
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>>8816301
hey coworker chan will you be my mommy? or would you prefer i be your mommy? uwu :3
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>>8816293
hugg
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>>8816289

Drink plenty of water.
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>150kt
they've got the H bomb
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>>8816301
I thought you were the bully?
Can we both just not be bullies?
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>>8816306
I'm disowning you
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>Irma might come through and hit Texas again
what the fuck did Texas do
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>when you try to be butch but end up looking like a chubby les
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>>8816299
she wasn't even arounddd those months i was posting, but i am sorry to make things difficult for you!!!
>>8816274
but here is the hairstyle i have now it's alot more out of my face but i have some more pictures with my bangs pulled back i just took. I'm gunna make a collage on imgur. Oh and for reference i am about 3 months and 3 weeks on hrt. This is a good prelude image i guess, minimal angling..neutral expression
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>>8816378
for ffs you could do with a nosejob but i don't really know if you need much else
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>>8816378
All black trans girls look cute to me, literally can never click them
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>>8816392
dark skinned trans girls are a national treasure
we must love them and protect them
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>>8816379
i'd rather kill myself, nose jobs NEVER look good. I'm okay with my nose honestly, but i really can never wear my hair back the forehead stuff ruins everything. Orbital rims and brow bones are pretty bad in my opinion but i wanna see what others think because there is actually pretty good ffs advice on this site.

There's something inherantly male about my face and i won't stop until i destroy it, like i said earlier i pass usually irl unless it's black women who have like god mode perception for whatever reason but if i tell somebody i'm trans it's not like "ohhhh i could never tell" ....idk somebody halp
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>>8816400
well i couldn't tell you had a large brow from the pictures you posted because your hair is mostly covering your forehead
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>when you've never bullied anyone in your whole life but everyone calls you a bully
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another, fuck the collage just going to post them all here. Next up one with no makeup neutral angle and expression. then some of me pulling my hair off of my forhead. Thought i'd post some day to day ones here so you can see where i'm coming from
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>>8816392
all black women already look like men so black transwomen have it easy
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>>8816405
have you tried stopping your bullying ways?
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>>8816403
here's kinda one
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>>8816410
I have never had bullying ways, so there is nothing to stop.
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>>8816421
of course there's something to stop
the bulli
I feel like you should be understanding this, allie.
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>>8816408
kinda, it's sort of like the asian thing and how everyone thinks every asian looks more like their female counterpart. With blacks it's the same but the opposite, but if you are of the same race you notice the differences alot more.
Like it's going to be harder to pass to other asians than it is people of other races, i find things to be similar in my position honestly. Alot easier to pass to every other race except me own...specifically cis black women. If you hang around them more you'll notice the differences. I use to have like all asian friends (i have a wierd life) so i kinda say it from that racial perspective too.

Now everybody stop posting and tell me what is wrong with my face so i know what to get ffs wise when i pull 10k out of my ass.
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>>8816430
B-but I've never bullied anyone!
Ever!
Ask anyone, all my "victims" are just bullies and I don't know why they hate me so much...
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If you get SRS how do you politely ask them not to give you roast beef lips and give you a nice innie instead
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>>8816442

You have to take a personality test then they do it based on that.
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send help, last one i'll post for now. don't wanna spam if people aren't interested in giving me ffs advice. Not trying to be super annoying about it
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>>8816454
u got the old michael jackson look going on
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>>8816454
Honestly? You're cute. Don't see how ffs would help much except for your jaw contour.
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>>8816454
honestly you look fine tho i don't know what you want people to say, looks like you could use laser hair removal for your upper lip?
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>>8816470
i transitioned from the good ol boymode days to where i am now at work. They love to mess with me and call me rick james. "HEY ROBIN...COCAIN'ES A HELLUVA DRUG" i'm just thinking "why can't they ever compare me to a female? why is it always a male? why why why?"

>was incredibly wasted in this picture
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>>8816481
only thing I can really see is your nose could be smaller

maybe I'm just not good at clocking people but you look girly to me
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>>8816472
>>8816473
>>8816470
idk when my hair isn't done i look pretty male, just looking for general advice really
>"jaw contour"
that's interesting, i always considered my forhead area and top of my face the problem and considered my jawline pretty weak, but looking at my face more that could also make sense.
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>>8816356
rude tbqh uwu :3
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>>8816516
you are the worst kind of person

>>8816434
Bully
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>>8816454
>>8816481
>>8816488
The fuck happened to Robin???
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>>8816521
>tfw mommy coworkerchan bullies me
hehe, little did you know, i like being bullied uwu :3
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>>8816525
u turned her black
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>>8816525
see
>>8816249
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>>8816525
im robin too now
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>>8816521
Lies!
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>still the only token asian
feels alright i guess
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What if I told you that "Robin" is actually me, I made a fake trip to secretly post pictures of myself?
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>>8816540
There's another Asian trip, but she's kinda new.
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>>8816527
You should've been aborted. It's not too late though

>>8816539
I've never told a lie

>>8816545
You're a French Weeb which are my two least favorite things. Natalie shouldn't even give you a (you), she can do better
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>>8816545
Sorry, you need to be 100% full blooded northeast Asian. Southeast Asians don't count either.

>>8816550
Who is she so I CAN FUCKING KILL HER
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>>8816554
abort me mommy uwu :3
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So I heard someone order my murder @_@ Whyy??
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>>8816540
i haven't seen an asian post here in awhile. I miss my asian friends irl
Also there changed my trip, black robin seemed too straightforward
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>>8816573
u look really qt here tbqh
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>>8816561
no uwu zone
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>>8816554
Hey I've never told one either.

>>8816555
It's a mystery.
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>>8816585
uwu zone
uwu :3
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>>8816569
WOW. Who could this be?

>>8816585
uwu~
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Anyone have some guides specifically for trans girls or like for feminizing the face?
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uwu
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>>8816597
step 1 pay surgeon tens of thousands of dollars to bash your face in so it looks more feminine
step 2 girl
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raise your hand if youre a hamter frind
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Does anyone else find that studying makes them hungrier?
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>>8816603
I forgot to say i was talking about makeup
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>>8816579
^_^
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>>8816614
*raise
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>4am
>hungry
>no food in the house
>shops closed
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>8816614
raises hand uwu :3
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>>8816573
gosh you're cute
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>>8816643
Am I cute too???
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>>8816635
>not getting missy'd by truckers at the diner
Not hungry enough.
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>>8816643
dang maybe i am, pretty sure i'm developing bdd
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>>8816653

>truckers
>diner

This is an English speaking image board, American.
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>>8816635
surely somethings open
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>>8816540
all the other asian trips are too smart to stick around for too long
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>>8816670
I will probably not come here much if at all once I move out of Texas. I'm here mostly out of boredom and a lack of things to do.
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Anyone know if she's trans? Trap?
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>>8816648
i don't know, i have a bad memory

i think so
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>>8816683
How many trips have said that?
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>>8816691
looks cis
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>>8816683
you know, i'm starting to run out of space on my list of "things natalie says she'll do but we all know she never will"
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>>8816695
>>8816702
HALT
natalie is not for bullying
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>>8816706
everyone is for bullying
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>>8816714
delet
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>>8816695
>>8816702
I'm not making some solemn vow and 2000 word essay on how much I hate this place and I'm never coming back. What I'm saying is I'll probably be having fun and doing stuff with my life besides sitting at home. I won't be here as much when I have to work and go to school and have a big city full of exciting things to explore, and a big state full of outdoorsy things to do.
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>>8816720
I will miss u :(
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>>8816691

>enjoying things

cis
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>>8816719
u like girls
lesbo
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>>8816719
u have funny looking knees!
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>>8816719
no, you're gonna get some sorta sick thrill out of poor lil Cameron bullying you. fucking lesbo
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>>8816720
why are you going to school? what are you going to study? is it one of the cute disciplines?
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>>8816719
I bet you're a dirty heterosexual
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>>8816745
don't you fucking :3.me you degenerate
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>>8816745
>Too far
s-sorry
*hangs head in shame*
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being straight has now been made illegal worldwide
elanna, of course, will not be affected by the ban on heterosexuality because she's a massive fucking lesbian who cant go more than an hour without craving pussy
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>>8816739
I'm going to get a bachelor's in chemistry or become a doctor of pharmacy
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>>8816749
you miss the sign on the way in, leafboy? :3
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>>8816764
In highly related news, global peace has been declared
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I'm in love with my ex still
I'm a girl
I hate myself
I want to suicide but it's hard
I want a guy to fuck me because I want to hurt and hate myself more
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>>8816764
So no shit there we are right going on a hike. Elanna gives me a ride and her speakers are playing Bluetooth from her phone and it's clearly the audio from lesbian porn and she was completely unashamed by this. I thought that was weird but whatever she has the 'tism it's not her fault. About a half hour later we're hiking up the hill and she stops and says "god, don't you just love crushing puss, Coworker Chan?" Then she went into a rant on the finer details of it and honestly i just wanted the whole thing to be over with
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>>8816765
that sounds like hard work, but i believe in you

a little bit
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>>8816773
you temporarily detrans every time you have sex with girls
>>8816780
holy shit that actually hilarious
also ur a girl uwu :3
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>>8816778
>I want a guy to fuck me because I want to hurt and hate myself more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dOsbsuhYGQ
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>>8816778
want to chat on discord?
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i think i have a cold
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>>8816778
Why the fuck don't you just empty your bank account and dissappear to another state where you can start afresh as a girl? If I was a millionaire that's what I'd do.
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>>8816812
yes
but ur a girl on the inside uwu :3
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>>8816812
Same, but I'm a girl.
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>>8816818
that wasn't me reeeeeeeeeEEEEEEE
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>>8816788
Thanks. My main obstacle now is distance and time. I think when I live in a place that's close to work, school, and a gym, I'll be a lot happier and be able to do all these things.
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>>8816822
it doesn't matter becasue we're all girls here uwu :3
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elanna's been abducted by the mods again

she's currently in the back of a van getting kicked and beaten by them
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don't bann elann :(
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>>8816810
she should go start afresh in new zealand
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>>8816830

What, why?
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I'm gonna bann elann from real life
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>>8816848
avatarfaggotry

also general faggotry
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>>8816844
Why?
It is really boring here.
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>>8816858
Aint it glorious
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The world is my oyster.
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>>8816828
I'm a boy though
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>>8816864
It truly is my dear it truly is
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>>8816865
nuh uh uwu :3
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>>8816849
Bann me mommy
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the comedown from strong weed which shouldn't even be that big of a deal is so annoying lol. i'm like totally zapped of emotion for a couple of days .-.
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>>8816906
Banned
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Just passed the 1 year mark on hrt

When do I stop being ugly
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>>8815985
Just came by to say that this sentence
>We're ALL princesses
Made me smile.
Keep on, gurls.
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>>8816919
When you believe in yourself just know i think your beautiful for being your self
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Don't you have to be an actual girl to be a princess though?
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>>8816907
Holy shit I had to quit weed because of spiro and low blood pressure. ;-;
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>>8816930
we are actual girls
uwu :3
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>>8816930
No you are a princess im my view
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>>8816923
Thats just a polite way of saying I will always be ugly isnt it
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>>8816926
now I'm gonna ban you from real life
how do you wanna die familanna
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>>8816939
I dont know surprise me
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>>8816937
No it isnt that is how i see beauty and you are beautiful
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>>8816939
Inject me with all the drugs
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>>8816944
Okay I'm gonna surprise you with a dinner date with Matthew. At the end he's gonna kill you (or kiss you, whichever sounds worse)
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>>8816949
I'll be sure to wear something tight
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>>8816949
Kill me first
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>>8816959
Stop impersonating me fgt
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>>8816962
I'll let him know to look for the girl with a pixie cut and rainbow thigh highs
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>>8816919
>when
when you stop being critical of yourself and accept yourself with your flaws.

then you start making progress by leaps and bounds.
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can i be elanna too
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>>8816962
I dont know who you are im just tryna die here
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>>8816968
u can't be elanna if you're not white.
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>>8816907
is it worth it though?
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>>8816962
i remember this one time i went somewhere and everyone there was impersonating elanna, it was really strange

actually, now that i think about it, i'm pretty sure it was a home for dumb retards
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>>8816977
Unffff bully me harder

>>8816970
Me first

>>8816966
Jokes on you I dont have rainbow thigh highs
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>>8816984
I'll let him know you'll be wearing your tasteful black stockings
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>>8816844
Hahahahahahaha that place is a fucking hole. Why in the fuck would you tell someone to go there. And Ally lives there lmao that makes the whole place even fucking worse.
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>>8816968
Just b urself
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>>8816984
>Unffff bully me harder
no, you enjoy it too much

i'm just going to bully you by encouraging your bad habits, since the real bully is within
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>>8817005
But I'm taking a break from bad habits for a while ;-;
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>>8816967
Between my deep voice, fucked up torso, wide shoulders, square jaw, big nose and round forehead i really dont see that happening
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im the real elanna
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In the real Elanna, the other one is an imposter
ask me something only I would know
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>tfw bf is depressed and I don't really know how to help
I'm really bad at things like this
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>>8817023
(suck his dick)
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>>8817012
who put you up to this? who's trying to pull you out of that musty pit of despair?
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>>8817025
I can't suck his dick when I'm a 36 hour drive away desu
I would if I could though
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>>8817026
Mostly me. I decided to just talk about what's bothering me with who it concerned. It went ok.
Also I think I'm gonna become a stoner lol
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>>8817031
Then im out of ideas
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>>8817034
let's be stoners together
I have a great deal on pure fentanyl
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>>8816991
WOW, ok..
Thanks for that I guess...
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>>8817042
No just weed for me thx
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>>8817034
>Also I think I'm gonna become a stoner lol
well, that's just great, we'll be hitting even new lows of elannaposting when you're chasing the green dragon, but at least there's not a whole lot of brain left for it to rot

sounds like it might be better than getting drunk every night though
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>>8817051
okay what about weed with pure estrogenized fentanyl
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>>8817054
My friend took 3 marijuanas and it rotted the part of her brain she used for walking so now she just crawls

Be careful senpai
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Can an autistic twinkhon find love? I'm lying alone in my bed and I just want someone to snuggle with ;-;;;;. But I have no friends, I can't talk to people IRL and honestly I'm not sure if I'm able to maintain any relationship.
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>>8817051
>cRpaAIMGAY
>cRapIAMGAY
>cRapAMIGAY
r u gay elann
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>>8817062
i never touch drugs unless they're given to me by someone in a white coat
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>>8817067
I am not gay at all

>>8817055
Sounds delish

>>8817054
I'm picking the less evil of two vices :))
Although there was some pretty dope looking 4-mmc on the darknet
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Cis straight male here.
What stage late is too late to start transitioning? I've decided the best way to fight my MPB is to become a cute girl.

Is anyone else on tranny HRT for hair loss reasons?
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>>8817080
ur tripcode says otherwise tho
*thinking face*...
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>>8817066
iktf

I dont think im autistic but def a hon. Ive just accepted that ill prolly die alone
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>>8816974
im elanna now ok
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>>8817080
Ya I can cop in 20mins just transfer me $500. trust me have i ever lied to you
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>>8817084
>Cis straight male
>What stage late is too late to start transitioning
M8....
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>>8817088
;w;; maybe you won't, and why are you so convinced that you'e a hon?
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I want to cut my balls off
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>>8817099
doesn't everyone
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>>8817080
just try not to turn up to the lab smelling like the inside of snoop dogg's car

you don't want to acquire a reputation as the bad lesbian chick
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>>8817099
me irl except the pituitary gland doesnt make enough testosterone or estrogen to keep my body healthy
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>>8817084
Gonna have to be real with you for a second, being a cute girl from hrt is the exception, not the rule. If youre dealing with mpb your chances are already pretty slim. Dont transition if you cant handle that. Most late transitioners do so because theyre actually trans. Sounds like u might want to reevalute why you want hrt
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>>8817104
Why?
I want people to know how bad I am. Bad is cool
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>>8817102
It's escalated for me
I used to be so-so on them but seeing them every day now triggers my dysphoria.
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>>8817097
Because i look and sound like a man duh

Im pretty thicc tho
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>>8817117
>You
>Bad
As if
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>>8817123
maybe it's not that bad; i've seen really pretty and passable trans girls saying they look like total men
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>>8817034
yay, the correct choice
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>>8817123
>i look and sound like a man
some people like that
>inb4 chasers reeee
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>>8817117
these people have a different definition of "cool"

to them, having a level 18 elf in D&D or an elaborate fountain pen collection for their calligraphy set is "cool"
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>>8817126
eh i overreact to my flaws desu. But i am by no means passable. With ffs i will be but im too poor

Been debating about letting a homeless dude take a go at my face with a knife, you think theyd do it for $20 and a pack of smokes?
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>>8817131
I have a fountain pen and bottled ink I'm cool

>>8817124
It tru
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am i "cool"
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>>8817144
Do you have a fountain pen?
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>>8817099
same
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>>8817139
>you think theyd do it for $20 and a pack of smokes?
Would you?
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>>8817149
no :(
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>>8817140
>I have a fountain pen and bottled ink I'm cool
you should take it to work and show it to people

if they back away and try to leave the conversation, it's only because they're shy, you should just talk loudly over them about your special pen and ink bottle
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>>8817151
Fuck yeah id pretend i was the joker "LETS PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE"
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>>8817140
>It tru
You're a fuggen teddy bear Lannü. You're tsundere with out the tsun tsun.
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>>8817154
Then youre cool
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>>8817099
Can you cut mine off?
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>>8817150
I'm a bit scared to actually have a surgery though
But I can't stand them anymore, they make me cry
>>8817163
We can cut each other's off
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>>8817156
I have it at work I use it to take notes
I scream about it regularly

>>8817160
Cmon now that's a load of shit
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>>8817139
>i am by no means passable
how long have you even been on hrt?
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I want to cut my face off
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>>8817168
Kay, I say we get really, reeeeally drunk, and just go for it.
Nothing could possibly go wrong.
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>>8817173
>M-muh layer of spikes under a layer of spikes
The spikes on the first are made of rubber and the second layer is a comfy cotton sweater. You couldn't be mean if your life depended on it
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>>8817174
Only a year but my bone structure is awful
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>>8817173
>I have it at work I use it to take notes
you pretentious faggot

i hope someone knocks it off the table and steps on it
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>>8817177
https://youtu.be/2IBfZTeo_AU
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>>8817179
I've got a couple chef's knives and a bottle of whiskey, sounds totally safe
>>8817156
I had a friend in college that was really into fountain pens
He was also ridiculously autistic
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>>8817197
I can sneak in and do it, I'll smash that shit real good
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>>8817168
It's pretty terrifying. I've been through some shit in my life but I won't deny that the surgery was one of the worst experiences of my life. If I even try to think about it or remember it I immediately need to stop.

The months after were pretty miserable. I asked myself like every few minutes if I did the right thing.

It feels pretty worth it nowadays.
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>>8817198
yes just like that
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>>8817203
>He was also ridiculously autistic
is this him
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>>8817208
Because of the pain or regret?
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>>8817206
you don't have the stomach to do anything that mean

you'd probably just top up the ink in the pot
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>>8817230
I'll fill it with red ink so whenever she writes she subconsciously thinks it's a mistake
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>>8817220
Uhm, well, it was pretty terrifying during the operation. The doctor didn't anesthesize one side properly so I felt all the pain of being dismembered on that side for the entire thing.

Afterwards the pain wasn't too terrible honestly, it was mostly the roller coaster of hormones going everywhere that got me, and the post op depression and regret.

I kind of settled back into my usual apathetic cynical self. Not taking so much spiro or cypro is the best part of it. I don't and didn't experience much, if any dysphoria to begin with, so it wasn't a HUEG MAJOR LIFE CHANGE.
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>>8817218
He did look sort of like that, but he was a weird mix of dudebro and mega autistic
There were some strange people in college
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im mega autistic
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>>8817208
i'm glad you've gotten over your post-op depression

now it's just back to regular depression
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>want to be cute trap
>also want to be scruffy guy
help
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>>8817245
Hugg
>>8817208
Your experience sounds terrible :/
I'm glad you've gotten past all of that, I know the trauma of that experience can be difficult to manage
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>>8817248
Yeah, exactly, lmao.
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>>8817234
i take it back, you're a devious little sneakworm

i approve
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>>8817239
Thats pretty metal ngl

doesnt an orie make srs impossible tho?
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>>8817150

That gif spooks me because it looks like the anime is about to get Agent 47'd by the giant hands.
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>>8817254
You might regret it in the first 2 months or so no matter how bad your dysphoria is, but it's definitely worth the money. $4000 for a lifetime of peace of mind.
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>>8817263
Some surgeons will refuse you but all the big name ones I checked will still do it, at a higher price. I don't mind since by the time I get SRS I'll be making $200,000 a year.

The general consensus among surgeons is it's not preferred but still doable.

I explicitly checked with the surgeon I plan on going to and they said it's fine.
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>>8817268
I need to check how much MediCal will cover if I try to do it before I have a job
Can't really afford $4k right now, might have to save up then
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>>8817245

A bit, but you're cool about it so it doesn't matter.
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>>8817261
Gotta pull out all the stops when it's making fun of Elanna
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>>8817268
An orchi can cause that much regret?
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>>8817271
what do you do to make that kind of money holy shit
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>>8817271
>don't mind since by the time I get SRS I'll be making $200,000 a year.

Woah, doing what?
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>>8817274
>cool about it
What do you mean?
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>>8817271
>I don't mind since by the time I get SRS I'll be making $200,000 a year.
this is going on the list too
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>>8817271
which surgeon
also post guns and ammo stocks
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>>8817272
Loan? Credit?

>>8817280
Even by tranny standards I'm crazy.

>>8817281
>>8817282
>>8817286
I'm going to be a pharmacist, that kind of salary is normal. Obviously after taxes I'll be taking home more like 100k.
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>>8817298
Oh okay, I was wondering. I mean, they only take your balls out its not that big of a deal.
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>>8817298
are you going to gatekeep trannies?
or at the very least misgender them?
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>>8817305
It's a long story for me. I kind of liked my balls. Still do, wherever they are, probably decomposed down to nothing. I had to stop transitioning multiple times and the only way to deal with it was to tell myself I was happier as a man. Some time like the third or so time I had to detransition I made this weird mental loophole where I justified all my blah blah blah happier just being a crossdressing guy -- whilst holding onto my letter for HRT and getting pissed when people gendered me male -- blah blah I'm crazy

I'm over all of it now since I've come to the nihilistic end that I'll never be happy anyway so I might as well see this tranny thing through
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>>8817313
Never. I've worked in many pharmacies before and trannies were really uncommon, and the only ones I did see passed so well I wasn't even sure if they were trans.
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>>8817315
Thats an interesting point, is there a pile of rotting testicles somewhere?
>>
I'm not Trans I just have a sizeable folder of girls holding hands
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>>8817321
I would imagine it goes into some biohazardous material waste site.
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>>8817298
>tfw average salary for a UK pharmacist is less than £35k per year
americans make too much money
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>>8816400
Uhh, yeah they do. Be prepared to spend almost 20k like I did, though. It's not necessary for you, though.
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>>8817321
they sell them to wealthy FTMs in china who eat them
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>>8817339
Drugs in America are handled very differently. Not only are pharmacists effectively managers and salaried, they are held to extremely high standards to understand and uphold state, interstate, and federal laws. While by and far most of what you do is just making sure your techs don't kill anyone or just making sure nothing breaks, even the slightest mistake in your routines can lead to death or detectives showing up. It's a fair salary for a stressful and thankless job.
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>>8817344
I always suspected as much
>>
after the coming nuclear war I think I might become a radio station operator
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>>8817351
i'm not sure i would trust you to be my pharmacist

what if i needed laudanum for chronic pain, how do i know you wouldn't steal it for yourself and replace it with trebor mints dissolved in sugared water
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>>8817298
I guess worst case I could do a loan
I'll ask the IC clinic about coverage and cost since they also do orchis and breast augmentation
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>>8817370
Why would I bother stealing drugs if I can synthesize anything I want?

>>8817376
You're in San Diego, right? You could get an orchi even cheaper, for like $3000. You could get a 2 or 4 year loan plan or something with like 10% interest. That's like $70 a month.
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>>8817385
Sorry, $3000 assuming you're local and can travel to one of the many trans related surgeons or doctors available in socal.
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>>8817385
>Why would I bother stealing drugs if I can synthesize anything I want?
don't pull the logic card on me
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>>8817385
Yeah I live in San Diego
$3k is pretty good
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>>8817398
Silly anon. I was holding a royal flush all along. You had no chance from the very beginning.
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>>8817398
Ya, he doesn't do well with logic. Be more accommodating next time Natalie
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>>8817404
>>8817407
i'll royally flush your heads down the toilet

go to bed, night has fallen
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>NK getting ready to launch an ICBM
>tfw SD is probably the biggest west coast target military wise
Guess I don't need to sudoku after all, Kim Jong Un will do it for me
Remember me as the fat autistic tranny I was if I die
>>
I miss you mom. Please come back to me.
>>
>>8817419
Night time is the right time
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>>8817430
They will go for Seattle if they try to hit the west coast. Relax.

>>8817419
No, this is when I'm most awake.
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>>8817430
if NK nukes the USA, america might lose its place as the world's primary superpower

i don't want to have to learn chinese or german, they're hard languages
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>>8817457
I suspect it'll be a German-Chinese hybrid
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>>8817461
>sino-teuton
sounds the end result of an experiment to create the most unromantic language in existence
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>>8817476
We need to secure the position of the Anglo to rule the world
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>>8817432
Daww, what is the matter? Who is your mom? Where did she go?
>>
tfw ur dog is dead
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>>8817487
the five eyes nations should just form a new global empire, with inhabitants of every other country relegated to second-class citizens (third-class if german)

open arms within, stone walls without
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>>8817489
she got mad and went away but she comes here sometimes
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>>8817509
>Third class if German
The perfidious Kraut will be converted to energy to fuel the fires of Anglo industry
>>
>>8817517
Germany for Muslims
Germans for the ovens
>>
>>8817513
Daww, that is terrible. I can not imagine a life where my mother was not there whenever I needed her.
>>
>>8817517
they can do the most dangerous jobs, like working down in the helium mines or opening stores on black friday or whatever

maybe not franzi though, we can just pretend she's from czechia or something
>>
I was absent mindedly fiddling with things whole watching Narcos and long story short I shaved part of leg. Feels weird
>>
>>8817541
if you see someone ask how everyone is tell them rain misses them
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>>8817543
and we can pretend that Sophie is a pole so she can build houses, clean toilets or be a prostitute
>>
sometimes i get really afraid that my cat is going to die a horrible painful death but im going to do my best to make sure that he has a really good life and i will protect him because i am in control
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>>8817558
or open a polski sklep and sell imported polish food

there's a pretty big overlap between the two cuisines anyway, no one will be able to tell the difference
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do u guys like red house painters /sun kil moon
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>>8817550
why is it so smooth wtff
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>>8817556
Okay I will.
>>
im so tired
>>
I will make all the coffee and it will be mine and I will have it all
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File under things I never thought I'd do:

>I kissed a trans girl Goodnight at the goth rave
>because I had just shit talked her girlfriend to her face and asked why the fuck they're together and she literally gave an abusive controlling answer
>and my girlfriend made me angry and was smoking a cigarette (what made me angry - I hate kissing ash lips)


Also my girlfriend bestowed me with cat ears at the goth rave. She showed up wearing them. And she's short so I saw them and purple hair and moved towards it... And it was her, so I melted into her huge cleavage.

Sounds like a great night so I went home and threw up and cried so much because I'm in love with my transsexual best friend and I don't like penis.
>>
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>>8817649
Have you tried coffee

Its really great
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i want to be a REAL girl
transition scary
future scarier
not nice
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>>8817666
Coffee is gross Satan.
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>>8817671
is that todd?

he would make a cute girl
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>>8817673
Close to bed time, start getting your bed ready
>>
>>8817666
I dont like the taste ;_;
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>>8817671
Do it fgt
>>
>>8817676
I've just got the last episode of Twin Peaks to watch, then I'm going to bed.
>>
>>8817673
>>8817677
How do you live

I cant function without caffeine
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>>8817683
I gave it up because it made my insomnia sooo much worse.
>>
>>8817685
Who needs sleep when you have coffee
>>
>>8817683
I dont live, I merely exist :c
>>
>>8817687
I have to go to sleep, otherwise I get bullied.
>>
>>8817683
>I cant function without caffeine
that's probably because drink too much of it and you've become dependent on it, anon

i drink a lot of tea though, so i shouldn't toss stones
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>therapy in 4 days
H-help
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I wish I was a girl.
>>
>>8817693
Im dependent on a lot of things

I am a piece of paper propped up by weed caffeine and zoloft
>>
>>8817706
Sauce on mango?
>>
>had testicular torsion when I was younger
>doctors couldnt figure out why I didnt mind if my balls just died off
hmmmmmmmm

too bad they saved them so I'll need an orchi anyway ;_;
>>
https://streamable.com/9evsw
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>>8817747
why did you go to the doctors anyway?!
>>
>>8817748
ITS LIKE ITS EATING A CANDY BAR UWU
>>
>>8817761
It hurt really bad...
>>
>>8817766
you just had to wait for a week and then go do it!
>>
>>8817773
I just wanted to take some painkillers and see if the pain went away but my parents insisted I go to ED anyway!
>>
I'm a disgusting hon with dermatophagia uwu
>>
does anyone know of a trans telegram group?
>>
>>8817808
Thats a niche if I've ever heard one

GL
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What is the point of transitioning if we die eventually
>>
>>8817821
you get to be marginally happier
>>
>>8817821
to live as the who you want to be before then
>>
>>8817821
*of living
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What is the point of living if we die eventually
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>>8817831
to cuddle cute boys
>>
>>8817821
You leave a prettier corpse
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>>8817836
>tfw male skeleton
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I just wanted to shop for a coffee maker and now I'm having an existential crisis
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>>8817845
which coffee maker are you gonna get?
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>>8817821
might as well try to be happier until entropy takes you
>>
>>8817849
I don't know. I have a lot of options. Was going to get something cold brew.
>>
>>8817856
cold brew is pretty nice but I hate how long it takes to make a pot, japanese style iced coffee is kino tbhon
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>>8817863
I have nothing but time.

I am inundated with choices on Amazon and it's hard to find something that isn't a cheap piece of crap prone to shattering or tearing.
>>
i wish i was attractive enough for camming
>>
>>8817876
>need surgery to be attractive enough for camming
>need to cam to save enough money for surgery
wake me up
>>
>>8817889
more like
don't wake me up
>>
>>8817889
sell pictures of your feet to chasers until you can afford surgery
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>reading trap thread on /r9k/
>pants came off sometime and dont remember when it happened
>>
>>8817907
my feet are ugly like the rest of me im afraid
>>
>>8817876
there's always prostitution! :3

or maybe like, you know, self acceptance and trying to make the most with what you have and starting ypur life sooner than later.
>>
>>8817907
but what if i have disgusting calluses all over them forever
>>
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>>8817931
l-link
>>
>>8817955
>>>/r9k/39505701
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>>8817947
>had to say goodbye to the bf today as our little holiday together is over
>yesterday in bed when I'm talking about how happy he makes me and how nice my first time with him has been
>"aww you're like a lovestuck teenage girl so cute"

I miss him already
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>>>/r9k/39512067
>>
>>8817958
>"aww you're like a lovestuck teenage girl so cute"
its almost like you have a girls brain
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Oh, it's 7 AM here. Do I sleep or watch more anime?
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>>8817973
morr anime
its not like u gotta go to work :3
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>>8817979
I have work at 5 PM.
>>
i gotta look nice for my qt if i want some quality time with her
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>>8817981
oh
I thott u were a neet
better go to bed then
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>>8817984
It's in 10 hours from now, I only need 8-9 hours of sleep though.
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>>8817986
yeah but then u gotta get ready and eat food and also you gotta sleep in the heat
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>>8817966
I miss him and wanna cry
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>>8817992
I set my alarm for 4:30 PM. I'll sleep after this episode. My eating and sleep schedules and patterns are completely mangled anyway.
>>
Im tryna sleep but cant because i keep thinking about every thing wrong with my body

I just wanna die :(
>>
I'm homeless and have no idea what to do
>>
>>8817993
too bad you cant cry because of T
>>
I'm gonna ravage your BPs you girly men.
>>
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>>8817962

>cute little prostate
>>
>>8818030
thats hot
>>
>>8818035

You had SRS, your BP is just a regular arsehole now.
>>
>>8818042
luckily, wew
I dont understand people that like buttsex
>>
>>8818042
she has a literal bp.
>>
>>8818046

I really can't call it one way or another.

>>8818047

>she
>bp

wrong
>>
>>8818052
>wrong
you can't stop me
>>8818046
BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP
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>>8818056
wut
>>
>>8818058
byoi puucci.
>>
>>8818060
>>
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>>8818029
I actully can because being a bottom has feminised me mentally

Actully feeling really fragile
It's like being on hrt again


:-:
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>>8818062
imagine how happy you will feel on a low dose of HRT as well
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>>8818065
No cause I can't be a tranny
I'm a boy

But my bf loves me for me and doesent mind I'm a boy he makes it all go away
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>>8818070
Why are you here?
>>
>>8818072
this lmao
>inb4 to laugh at trannies xddddd
>>
>>8818072
Because Im a girl inside but won't let it ruin my life
I'd be an ugly tranny

But with him, I know I can be free of the pressures of heterosexuality masculinity and he already finds me attractive and helps me like what I see in the mirror

I never thought I'd find anyone. And I have and it's overwhelmingly healing
The feeling of waking up in his arms
His strong male body
His masculine protectiveness of me
"Enough, enough now"
>>
>>8818086
MAKE UP YOUR MIND
>>
>>8818086
so do a low dose and never transition.
>>
rat anime
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I feel like my life is devoid of meaning
atleast currently
>>
give me attention maybe?
>>
>>8818072
The answer is obvious
A t t e n t i o n
>>
HOW DO YOU DO MY FELLOW TRANNIES

how do I hide 5 o clock shadow with makeup?
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>>8818184

I wanna fuckin die

they sell this special beard concealer that might help but it's super duper orange so you have to cover it up with some full coverage foundation

https://www.makeupmania.com/ben-nye-five-o-sharp.html

it kinda works
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>>8818187
i dont even know how to use makeup
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>>8818193

well, time to learn how
I like YT tutorials
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>>8818193
Why does nobody here know how to use makeup??
>>8818187
If you need beard concealer you shouldn't be girlmoding.
>>
>>8818212
>Why does nobody here know how to use makeup??

I'm not a tranny, I wanna cosplay so I thought you folks would know
>>
>>8818216
go to /cgl/, its literally the board for cosplaying and has a makeup general for this.
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>>8818184
Two options.
Orange concealer to neutralize the blue shade, covered by a decently opaque foundation (if you have heavy shadow from dark hair, Dermablend is heavy duty, long lasting and waterproof)
Or the drag queen way. Use stage make up (Laukrom sticks for example) to unify your whole face and neck, finish with powder. Doesn't look natural at all, but it lasts forever and completely hides anything, shadow, scars, tattoos...
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>>8818212
I girl moded before laser was a common thing. I just did my best to hide the shadow.
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>>8818225

damn I didn't realize we had a cosplay board
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>>8818225
i made a thread before i posted here

>>8818227
how do i use makeup desu
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>>8818244
>says desu
>"not trans"
hmmmmmm
>>
>>8818247
it was word filtered from to be honest
>>
>>8818241
/cgl/ is one of the comfiest boards too

>>8818244
just post in the makeup general instead of making an entire thread just to be told to go ask makeup general
>>
>>8818256
i did that too
>>
>>8818239
Did you pass to normies looking like this?
>>
>tfw /sci/ is absolute dogshit now
>full of racebait and climatebait threads
>tfw nobody to talk to about science anymore
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>>8818247
Once upon a time, everyone on 4chan said desu.
>>
>>8818244
Honestly, ask the cis girls in cgl, like almost nobody here wears it.
>>
I can't stop thinking about dying lol
I'm worried I've collected so much unprocessed trauma and general ill feeling throughout my life idk if I'll ever get any better

I feel so trapped in this useless crippled body I feel like killing myself is the only means of self-expression I have

lol this is what happens when I spend 6 days sober to try and take a tolerance break, drugs is literally all that keeps me alive
>>
>>8818264
Yup. Quite a few guys thought I was hot too. Girls as well, but I was always honest after the first drink they offered me because I had the wrong junk for lesbian sex.
Free drinks in bars are a good indicator of passing, I suppose.
>>
>>8818283
I'll never get a free drink
>>
>>8818244
It's hard to put it in words. Get a makeup sponge to learn using foundation. Not as good but easier than brushes. Just smudge until you have an even blend, really. You'll learn the fine points later.
Other than that, get a felt tip liner pen, to do a simple line right above the lashes. And mascara and tinted lip balm as well.
Once you're comfortable with that, you can move on to more sophisticated options.
>>
>>8818088
Perspectives change when you lose your virginity

>>8818089
No cause I still like to look fit
>>
>>8818264
you've also got to remember that less people knew what trannies were/look like back then
now everyone's a fucking expert
>>
>>8818296
Not with that attitude
>>
>>8818302
Thank you Caitlyn.
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>>8818302
Not really. I look far from the absurd standards this place has and I haven't been misgendered once IRL in the last three years. So either I pass or I'm the most intimidating MtF to ever walk the Earth.
>>
>>8818302
pls, people can tell a difference b/n male and female
>>
>>8818274
Kind of telling as to how many people are trans solely because they wanted to appeal to people's fetishes here isn't it? Wonder how long until people realize 4chan was used for feminization and moral deterioration psyops
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>new roommate
>bi and "LGBT friendly" but unknown how far that extends past LGB
>is a gamer and chose our place over others partially because we all like vidya
>will probably try to be friends with tetra and i
>>
>>8818303
attitude or not, weightloss or not.
I ama disgusting man hon
>>
>>8818323
That wasn't a fetish. It was one of the most annoying funposting memes ever.
>>
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>>8818302
On a clear day, I can spot a tranny from a cis woman at 500 yards.
>>
>>8818327
nines is cureanon/deranged repressor
>>
>>8818297
i dont wanna go to the store and buy girl makeup reeeeeeeeee
>>
>>8818331
Nah cureanon hates me because they're retarded and test raged at me for saying that trannies aren't real
>>
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>>8818328
>mfw there's no way to spot a repressed tranny
>>
>>8818328
hello nigel
>>
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>>8818338
There is if they constantly post about being a repressed tranny.

>>8818343
Good afternoon.
>>
>>8818338
Nah it's usually pretty obvious to anyone lgbt
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>>8818354
Yes but you can't do it irl
>>
>>8818357
I bet you couldent even tell who is the bottom and who is the top between me and my bf
>>
>>8818333
Order it from Amazon.
>>
"hurp durp I'm just gonna buy a gun and shoot myself in the head because it's the most accessible way to kill yourself and what could possibly go wrong?"

http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-2504-i-survived-self-inflicted-gunshot-wound-to-face.html

Threadly reminder that OD on hospital-grade opiates and (maybe??? need to do more research) bleeding out from the elbows are more or less the only methods of suicide that aren't totally horrific
>>
>>8818367
You're such an obvious bottom
And if you top, you probably do it like some kind of girl
>>
>>8818362
body language and speech
>>
>>8818313
you're also way older than most of us though so your bone structure suits you better
a lot of us have facial structures that might not look out of place on a middle-aged central-european woman but look like disgusting cave troll hons on 20 yr olds
>>
>>8818302
people who don't pass do no require an expert or lgbt to clock them, older senior citizens who have never heard of lgbt will clock you
>>
>>8818378
I meant visually

Of course I'm the bottom

>>8818382
-_-

Yeah but I hide that in public
>>
>>8818376
>"They took our chairs away! And suddenly we weren't allowed to surf the internet, no matter how slow it was
>this is why she tried to blow her head off
Why do cis women waste their cisness?
>>
I AM SO TIRED REE
>>
>>8818394
>Yeah but I hide that in public
except for being miserable
everyone notices that
>>
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>>8818387
you realise cfh didn't transition until almost 40

so maybe waiting until time matches up to your old looks = passing

assuming cfh isn't a delusional hon
>>
>>8818417
Yeah I've read that article a couple of times before I think and her reasons for attempting suicide are pretty fucking bizarre, I reckon she had some undiagnosed mental illness on top of it all 'cause that's not a rational response to such a moderate level of upset
>>
i hate myself and i always will uwu
>>
>>8818421
Me too thanks
>>
>>8818431
maybe you should STOP (cease) hating yourself

i believe this would lead to you having a higher quality of life
>>
>>8818421
im feeling pretty solid senpai, today will be a good day for anime.
>>
>>8818436
can I sit on your lap and nap ;-;
>>
>>8818440
They're too retarded
>>
>>8818427
I transitioned twice, actually, at 15 and 35. First time was aborted because retarded gatekeeping prevented me from going legit when I turned 18, but I passed just as well back then.
But yeah, I definitely don't compare to a good looking 18 years old girl, but I have absolutely nothing to be ashamed of when comparing myself to cis women my age.
>>
>>8818444
You can lay on my bed and nap
>>
>>8818431
why do you hate yourself? ;w;
>>
>>8818446
this is true
>>
goodnight
http://www.strawpoll.me/13859129
>>
>>8818449
will you be there too ;-;
I need cudds and stuff
>>
>>8818454
I'll be ur big spoon
>>
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watching keeping up with the kardashians because literally nothing else is on
>>
>>8818453
goodnight :3
>>
>>8818376
>not sipping water inside your mouth beforehand so that the shockwave destroys your brain from the inside out.

N0085
>>
So when I get to 3 or 6 months when fat distribution is a thing do I need to try to put weight on then? I'm pretty skinny now.
>>
>>>/int/79084236
>>>/int/79084236
>>>/int/79084236
visit us cuties :333
>>
>>8818457
omg, that would be so nice
>>
>>8818474
You shouldn't strive to gain weight or you'll overshoot. HRT makes it real easy to gain fat, best is to let it happen.
>>
>>8818465
most people who survive a gunshot suicide attempt try to do it like they've seen in the movies and end up shooting themselves in the sinus

to do it right you just have to aim for the brain stem
>>
>>8818483
>cuties
> tfw not invited
>>
I hate mixing old friends with new friends. They always spill that I'm trans, usually because they accidently old name me, or use wrong pronoun and rather than just ignore it they bug out and self correct. It's frustrating like it's already sorta obvious I'm trans, but it's not like everyone knows until they do... Ugh.
>>
>>8818496
>>8818496
>>8818496
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>>8818487
>ywn cuddle the sads out of Sophie
>>
>>8818506
o-one day maybe
>>
>>8818447
>transition at 35
this is me.

>>8818489
if I ever do it, I'm going to do the superglue hands to head hanging bit.
>>
>>8818502
god damnit you're 10 images early, idiot
>>
>>8818357
oh fuck are you able to spot them in public?
what signs are there that let you know?
>>
Never got a reply in the last thread; do the doubts go away? Everytime I start feeling like I want to be a girl, I doubt myself into repressing it after a week or two. This happens 2-3 times a year. This time it has been for like 4 weeks, but I feel the doubts taking back over again.
>>
>>8817084
The best time to plant a tree is twenty years ago, the second best time is now.
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