/mtfg/ - trans woman general

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First for Rhodesia

someone buy me this pls https://www.fasttech.com/products/3028/10011163/1730600-cats-styled-rda-rebuildable-dripping-atomizer
>>8596812
kinda but like
idk
i might end up a transbian cuz of this

I want to bully a stupid loli scum till she pisses her diapers.

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>>8596827
True Rhodesians never die.

>>8596828
what does it do?

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>>8596829
i want daddy to cuddle with me but then start tickling me tons till i wet my pullup~

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I didn't even think about fertility before starting blockers

>>8596835
that's a good thing to do
im a mommy transbian scum and i was thinking more along the lines of a swift gut punch after hours of not letting her piss and force feeding her water, though.

>>8596834
Its for smoking, mine just died for no reason, the glass part of it kinda exploded and now its unuseable and i need nicotine ;w;
too young to buy cigarettes too

>>8596838
don't worry, you can always bank sperm before things get too far in :3

NOPE


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>>8596837
>>8596837

seriously, no.
>>8596837
>>8596837
>>8596837
>>8596837
nope.

>>8596837
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>>8596837
move along

seriously though im 18 and cant buy cigarettes
this is fucking dumb
san francisco
bans flavored e-juice, is moving to ban menthol, and is the original place that california started making you need to be 21 to buy cigs

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>>8596841
thats pretty brutal ;O;
b-but hot...

>>8596848
>>8596843
wait, what age do you have to be to be buy cigarettes in frisco?

also, do people still say "frisco"

>>8596845
>That much $$$
Shit though

>>8596848
If it makes you feel better I have to pay $25+ for a tin of Cope

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>>8596846
are you even more of a child then me?

>>8596848
>California is a backwards shithole that calls regression progression
Shocking

>>8596852
in all of california it is 21 years old to buy cigs
>>8596854
yeah but i cant get any nicotine legally in cali lol
can get weed
but not nicotine
>>8596856
right?

>>8596854
>That much $$$
pull some over-time at the grocery mart :3

were you really hoping to have children one day?

>>8596869
Ya honestly

>chasing weed and smokes

i spent the last two days strangely without weed cravings - and i have the dank dank.

i spent alot of time yesterday and today shaving my legs, applying bumpy lotion, and filing/painting my nails. felt 100x nicer than chasing drugs.

on a side note, i can't (since childhood) cut or file my nails without my entire arm bone hurting. except now on estrogen i can use a nail file to rub off an inch. feels great.

Remind me why it isn't called TBQH, for memes and priorities

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>tfw you have the horrible feeling that this attempt won't work and you'll be back on girl hormones within the month

>>8597344
Amy please just stay on the pills.

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Im always so fucking nervous at the endos office, i think my passing melts away in the heat.
Trannies, smelling like dude-bros, looking at me with big eyes like... fuck this shit, people told me I pass

>>8597353
I will come back. But only when I have proof I can't survive without them

When my dysphoria is so undeniably real and painful there's no doubt I'm trans

>>8597383
Are you still with your BF?

>>8597387
No

>>8597395
Then what is stopping you from committing to transition?

>>8597401
Probably fear of passing and how the world would treat them. Just typical repressor things.

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>>8597401
Fear

is this the diaper thread?

>>8597491
If you mean is this /mtfg/, yes.

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>>8597406
silly girl

>>8597491
Yeah, but it's not like those nice ABDL threads from last spring. Just a lot of ironic fetish posting.

Typed a 5 instead of a 6 there OP. It doesn't fit now.

bros! I look like a girl, what do?

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>bladerunner sequel
Im wet

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>>8597712
Wear a bikini it public like i do duh, only way to tell if u pass

>>8597727
wtf no. My bros will want to fug me, bro.

>>8597735
Good

>>8597738
but that's gay!

>>8597739
Yeah and? Nothing like your bro buying u ice cream at a seaside stand while you're in a sexy bikini and everyone calls you miss and says how cute of a couple you are, 10/10 would do again

alright u motherfuckers i did it, i dropped veganism and went normal vego - just have to sacrifice a few chickens and baby cows until my tits are all grown up, then i'll return to the tru faith

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>>8597749
>taking a break from veganism for HRT/breast growth
Tell me more?

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>>8597760
still vego, just eating yoghurt and eggs

apparently salmon and herring are very good for it too, but i'm not willing to go that far rn tb h

>>8597743
>bro
bf*

>>8597771
thats good veganism is a meme
vegetarianism however is always good

>tfw hopeless hon
>tfw no money for surgery
>tfw 220 lb and bald
>tfw never been gendered female ever
>tfw never will

>>8597771
>Jamaica is A cup
JUST

Heroin is amazing

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>>8597950
The heroin is pretty good shakira
I approve

>>8597984
You found it? I'll come to Tennessee one day and we shoot up together babe.

>>8598000
I'd like that
But that's if I'm still alive.

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Two daysss

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>>8598178

where can I buy RL friends thank you

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>>8598212
I want to know this as well

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when hrt makes your nipples big that means your tiddies will be very big in the future... right?
RIGHT!?
PLEASE TELL ME I'M RIGHT!!!

>>8598227
yes, but they usually get big just in one dimension ;)

In a few hours I get to talk and cry about all my transition regrets and how my life's being destroyed. I really hope she doesn't hugbox me.

>>8598196
Cooooooorrraalllll

>>8598221
:(

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>tfw trashy haxored ur heart
also kiwi I know you still hang out, make a shirt that says
>I HACKED THE DNC

i flipped off this women for not putting on her turn signal and she just smiled at me

i hate being a girl so much

>>8598440
she probably thought you were one of her friends pulling a white girl prank on her

stop bumping the fucking diaper cancer edition
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>>8598454
well if we all werent fucking retards and stopped having three active threads at once

Where can a straight mid 20s guy find himself a cute submissive transgirl to dominate? Genuine question. I live in london and no I'm not a beta chaser.

>>8598513
If you're asking you're not gonna make it.

I am the Bone of my Dilator
Skittles are my Body and Estrogen is my Blood.
I have created over a Thousand Timelines,
Unknown to /clg/,
Nor known to /mtfg/.
Have withstood Dysphoria to create many Spooks
Yet those Hands will never hold a BF.
So, as I Pray
Unlimited Trans Works!

>>8599201
i might be depressed
ive been very sad
though when i get high or drunk i get super horny
it sucks ;w;
i cant cum on my own

Why do people keep making new threads? make one and stick to it jfc

>>8596822
TFW I don't know which thread is the correct one anymore.

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Going to be seeing my sister tomorrow. Helping her move. I think...I'd like to tell her.

She's an interesting case, third child of the family, probably more withdrawn than my brother, but I think if you look at the family dynamics, she, my mother, and I were always a bit separated from the others. She never really related to my mother, but of the entire family, I might have been the one closest to her. She's pretty deep in the Mormon stuff still, but...she might understand. We're friends.

>>8601582
I hope it goes well and I hope she understands.

>>8596828
Nicotine clots your blood tho.

>>8601582
Sounds terrifying

does anyone else find hugging pillows/stuffed animals really helps with dysphoria? I always had a lot of stuffed animals but kind of grew out of them. I brought a few with me when I moved out and they honestly help so much when I feel shitty
>inb4 little/abdl garbage

NOPE

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STOP MAKING NEW THREADS YOU KNOW I WAS GONNA PUT MY TRIP BACK ON JUST TO CAUSE DRAMA BUT FUCK YOU GUYS AND YOUR AUTISM

>>8601701
this is an old thread made yesterday
people didnt like the "diaper edition" so i made a new one called "no diaper thread"

NEW NO DIAPER THREAD

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>>8601701
I'm not dealing with this infantilization bullshit, sorry. Until people start making normal threads again, I'm going to keep doing this.

>>8601717
this is a diaper thread, retard

>>8601701
hmmmmmm

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what's the cutest diaper and why are they lavenders?

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>>8601767
lavendar and lilac diaps are the cutest!!!!!!!

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>>8601789
it's true~~ i wanna get some kiddos too, the owl preschools are like the cutest ones so obvi a whole pack of owls is better!!!

How is everybody today.

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>tfw bf came over for weekly cuddles

boi cuddles are best desu

why dont you have a bf yet /mtfg/?

how can I explain dysphoria to a cis person?
does anyone here have anything that might help?

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>tfw starting to rip hairs out of my head
>>8604667
But I do. No cuddles bc he's too far away. He's incredibly sweet though

>>8604676
"Imagine only being able to date the sex you're not attracted to and having to have a husband/wife of that sex."

>>8596835
I'm new here but wtf is up with these tranny threads and diapers? Wtf is wrong with you?

anime is a plague do NOT get infected.

>>8604692
theres like three diaper posters in here but they are all loud and annoying

>>8601789
I wore diaps today, diaper anon c:

Anyone with knowledge about eyebrows?

I have fair eyebrows and I'm not sure the best way to pluck them, also, I have small, velus hairs between my eyebrows i'd like to be rid of (maybe with wax) what about epilating between the eyebrows? is that a thing?

>>8604821
>golden showers
disgusting

>>8604821
You read YOLO too?

>>8604821
>>8604875
(You)

>>8604740
Can you explain it to me? What's with the fetish?and I'm a straight guy who lurks these threads out of comfort because I never had a mother and was sexually abused as a child. Tyrannies seem warm and comfy to me and I wanna hug them

>>8605075
i mean you might want to ask one of the people that actually has the fetish, i dont

im pretty sure its just a submission thing where giving into infantile urges to just like drink from a bottle and wear diapers is sexy to them? or makes them feel like they arent in control or something?

fuck if i know, these are all guesses

>>8605075
>because I never had a mother
Why not?

>>8605109
She chose crack over me

>>8605107

Oh OK thanks

>>8605075
>Tyrannies seem warm and comfy to me and I wanna hug them
>>>/pol/

>>8605197
What? I'm not sure I understand what you mean, ma'am

>>8605197
I should of said transgirls not trannies.. Sorry

>>8605277
you actually said Tyrannies instead of trannies but yeah transgirls or transwomen

>>8605285
Oh haha funny girl

>>8605277
Trannies is fine lol

>>8605277
What you should of said is should have.

>>8605296
:)

>>8605322
I'm gonna go.. See you girls..

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Broke up with my gf.

Kinda taking it hard.

How's /mtfg/?

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life keeps getting worse

>>8605075
I'm still due to start hrt because my bf repressed me and didn't accept I was a girl
It was a shock I thought he liked femboys :(

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>>8605453
Wow i know how that feels.

This one's for you.

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Iconic

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>>8596822
o no, i'm too tall for this thread.
i'm 5'5" :(

>>8605474
I'm like homeless.

If i make it to Reno will you be there?

>>8605469
wheres ur shoes

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>>8605478
i've moved back to vegas like a month ago.
besides, i'm pretty sure i belong to proxie now

>>8605480
I didn't have any yesterday.

A homeless shelter in Hollywood blessed me with a pair of beautiful sneakers.

Question - is 10mg/1ml per week considered a decent dosage for estradial?

>>8605482
How big is proxies dick cuz im p sure mine is like three times as big and ten times as good

>>8605469
WHO KEEPS TAKING THESE PHOTOS OF YOU

>>8605469
you look like an animal

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>>8605493
not that i wouldn't love to play w/ a big fat dick.
it's just, not in reno anymore, & i'm taken now.
please try to understand

>>8605491
i think so.
isn't that really good actually?

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>>8605499
I'm good aint I?
>>8605504
Just a gorrila that stood up, senpai.
>>8605506
>not that i wouldn't love to play w/ a big fat dick.
it's just, not in reno anymore, & i'm taken now.

-/mtfg/ circa 2017

>>8605524
I FUCKED IT UP IM SUCH A NEWFAG INB4 OP DOESNT KNOW HOW TO GREENTEXT

>4U

beanboy are you a chaser

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does anyone know where I can find a Informed consent form for HRT?

>>8605529
It really depends if i like you or not.

Sasquatch is real.

>>8605535
i'm guessing you're schizophrenic?

>>8605469
>>8605478
>>8605490
>>8605524
>>8605535


>people are attracted to this shitskin monkey lookin', no shoe wearin', tranny chasin', shitstain?

Wait are you waiting for my reply?

yeah bro i wanted to know if you're schizo

>>8605562
Nah my ex gf went over this with me.

Don't do drugs kids.

Like.

For real.

>>8605567
you did acid or mushrooms and you got fucked up from a bad trip or what?

>>8605559
Why are you homeless beany
Get your life back on track pal

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>>8605535
>Sasquatch is real.
yeah, real BORING

>>8605571
Nah i had a good trip

Ok stay away from meth how about that.

>>8605572
I just want to run and hide away.

Maybe like marines or army or navy or airforce or something

>>8605578
Classic.

This joints for you.

Ru cute

>>8605531
Normally you'd just make an appointment at the clinic and they'd give you the forms to fill out there.

>>8605578
samsquantch fights skinwalkers and wendigos and doesnt afraid of anythink

i keep watching videos of people dying and i feel bad

>>8605469
literal monkey

>>8605602
those would make me feel jealous more than anything

>>8605606
what a dumb thing to say

if you wanna die so bad go kill yourself

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Did i do it /mtfg/ am i doing it right???

Yes we're all come from apes grow up

>>8605612
girl crying for attention =/= actually suicidal

actually getting a filter for this annoying shitskin retard

>>8605612
maybe there are people that want to die but dont want the guilt of killing themselves

>>8605616
she literally said she was jealous of people dying idiot, what a pathetic and shameful way to get attention if that's all it is

>>8605613
I'm sorry, but that is one of the worst joints I've ever seen.

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>>8605587
thanks i haven't smoked in months

>Ru cute
y-yeah totally

>>8605593
i always forget which one is which, but i always remember the /x/ greentext about one of them wandering around outside at night mimicking anon's door alarm and digging up neighbor's gardens looking for food

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lmao John McCain has brain cancer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1w4IxCXIxU

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>>8605631
BAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>8605625
I'm just starting to roll like three days ago. Omg it's so easy and relaxing in a meditating kinda way.

I wanna lrn2roll tabaco

Is that how u spell it?
>>8605630
I feel for you.

>>8605640
>rolling tobacco
>not just smoking cigars

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>>8605630
skinwalkers are shapeshifter witchdoctors that generate a coppery smell and clip through reality
wendigos are desecrated undead and wild predators, it was probably the later

a lot of people mistake them

but samsquantch kicks their ass because he has a morality of a child and wont back down from a fight

>>8605651
>flirting w/ beanboy

>>8605662
omg hi x hru

PLEASE STOP POSTING BEANBOY YOU ARE DISGUSTINGLY UGLY AND YOUR POSTS ARE NOT SUAVE OR CHARMING GO AWAY

ooh ooh ah ah me beanboy

>eats banana
>shits in hand
>throws it
>steals random dudes oranges
>literally shitposts on /mtfg/

>>8605667
>liking boys

>>8605678
thanks for backing me up lady

>>8605679
>not liking boys

>>8605695
>/mtfg/

>>8605686
lmao

>>8605679
at least try kissing a few of them before you make up your mind

perhaps some of the anonposters even maybe

>>8605704
Fuck off, chaser.

>>8605685
im a big ass dude lady

>>8605708
sorry CFH, that still doesn't work

Yea fellow anonposter

>>8605704
I kissed a boy once, It was unpleasant. Never ever again.

Also

>kissing chasers from 4chan

noty

>>8605709
sorry

Beanboy leaves thread dies when will he post nxt?

N1kniws......

N-not dysphoric at all
Haha
Hahahahaha

im going to die here alone and worthless

>>8605757
Find a dude

I'm letting my girl go.

>>8605715
so when are you going to get a gf friend anyway?

>>8605763
Never probably, I'm too boring.

I was repressing so well until I started working with Elanna smdh

>>8605773
i think you may have taking those accusations too much to heart

you can be boring and still have a gf anyway, you just have to be cute (look at bexe, for example)

>>8605774
patt Coworker-Chan

>>8605784
no patt pls ;-;

>>8605774
have u talked to elanna about anything yet
i think it would be nice

>>8605774
better to fail at repressing now than to fail at 40 and have wasted your life as a male :3

>>8605787
we were gonna go to the pub but I had to go to a party

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>>8605786
you are a girl
you are allowed to get patts

>>8605781
But I'm also not cute.

>>8605798
stop forcing him into it

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>>8605802
Post a pic

>>8605798
>Girl
>Her
>Etc
Makes me feel really weird

>>8605803
Ya they held a gun to my head the latest 5 days and have made me take cypro. Please call the RCMP

>>8605802
but you look cute in the few photos you posted

i mean, you can't see your face in them really, but you give off the air of cuteness, and that's more or less the same thing

>>8605810
i was trying to make them not pressure you by calling you a girl

fuck off

>>8605810
coworker-chan, any news on what name you think you will eventually use? :3

>>8605819
Anon all I meant was it's weird to be called anything female and I don't know if I should feel that way or not

>>8605809
Hahahahaha no chaser, ree.

>>8605817
I'm really not.

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>>8605826
Well I have a unisexual name irl but here are the most popular names of 1998

>>8605829
Can I see a picture of you? I love your personality and you seem like an amazing person

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>>8605831
pick kayla

>it's a 'monkey stands in the middle of a dirty LA field and takes pictures of himself' episode

????????

i am kind of glad that trannies suffer from dysphoria and spend their lives with emotional baggage

t. repressor

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https://archive.is/sbJCm
https://archive.is/PjPu5
greatest timeline

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>>8605840
you have the same emotional baggage
we just do something about it before we become creepy old men

>>8605837
I'd have some one with me but im a loner

>>8605829
>I'm really not.
you let us professionals decide that, ok

>>8605836
Well I have a hard C name so I don't know how I'd feel about that I'd I was gonna change it. Seems kind of counter intuitive

>>8605848
no i don't

>>8605851
is it casey? i'm intrigued

>>8605831
surely you're not going to keep your old name though? that'd be a little weird, even if it is unisex

>>8605848
sheen?

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So is CC taking the HRT or what

>>8605857
i bet it's cameron, CC seems like a cameron

>>8605853
Cameron

>>8605860
Idk
Like ya it's a change but I'm still the same person

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>>8605853
every single hon was once a young repressor

>>8605867
>>8605868
god damn i said the repressor thing so no one could recognize me leave me alone

>>8605834
>>8605850
Um no sorry, not particularly keen to show an anon my ugly pic. And I'm not amazing.

>>8605861
thats mean
sheen just needs to lose weight and do something with her hairline

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>>8605872
Ma'am, I'm sure you're beautiful <3

>>8605874
she should realistically get cancer

that way she would be thin and it would be socially okay to be bald

like just put (((her))) balls in a microwave maybe

>>8605866
Hi Elanna/Maddie/Haribu

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>>8605863
yeah, she's on the tit skis, nats

>>8605881
stop bullying sheen I said

>>8605882
i'm not any of those people, i'm just one of /mtfg/'s creepy anons who gets extremely involved in people's lives :3

>>8605891
only those 3 possibly knew my name tho that I know is of

>>8605863
>>8605885
Just ironically though

>>8605898
>Just ironically though
as a prank

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>>8605879
...

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>>8605898
haha same i cut my balls off for a prank lmao cameras in the corner see

i'm gonna try to find a bf on r9k since there are like no cisguys here

>>8605885
Get the shots better whatareyoudoing

>>8605906
im a cisguy i just take hormones and have boobs aand stuff

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>>8605662
yeah there was another one i remember where anon had some lakeside camp out and one of his friends went missing for an hour, and then at night anon fake slept with a shotgun while everyone else actually slept and he watched said friend get up periodically during the night to do a weird heaving flail and explore the area

i hate /x/ for spooping me routinely but i'll probably have a cool videogame dream about this tonight so it evens out

>>8605902
is this a song?

>>8605901
oh ya for sure
either I prank myself and repress kd prank 7+billion people into thinking I'm a girl~

>>8605898
>only those 3 possibly knew my name tho that I know is of
good job CC, you very nearly made a coherent sentence :3

i just took a guess, i've got a good nose for these things

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>>8605913
yeah and you might even prank a boy into liking you and getting married in a weddding dress and growing old together
what a prank that would be

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>>8605905
A classic from "no balls" Natalie.

>>8605921
why are femboys 100x more attractive than transvestites?

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>>8605923
ebin

>>8605913
You'll only meet a couple thousand of them though.

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>>8605914
Blame autocorrect, I'm lit at a party

>>8605921
>Boy
>Implying

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>>8605923
I can't tell if I'm being mocked.

>>8605925
That is sadly and unironically what it looks like down there, supposedly it'll tighten up in a while.

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>>8605921
i'm confused, whose grave are they visiting at the end?

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>>8605924
because that's a cartoon that's unrealistically feminine for a boy, this is what most "femboys" look like...

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Who else here

>>8605934
His femboy dies and his caretaker takes him to visit his grave

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>>8605929

>>8605935
thats a tranny

if you lived in california and saw feminine dudes everyday youd know what i mean

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>>8605929
I'm just giving you a little kick in the noballs is all.

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>>8605938
its his adopted son who takes him to the grave of his wife

>>8605938
OH

yeah, it's always sad when your femboy dies, especially if you grew up with him

>>8605860
>>8605831
I kinda like Hannah desu but I had a well known crush on a girl who's name started with H and that would make me feel weird

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>>8605937
Same lol

>>8605944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIgl-G9HMQU

>>8605937
>just got a bf
>already back to moping

>>8605948
holy shit you remember that old poster hannah?

like a few months ago maybe?

the one that looked like a better charlotte

she made my dick doki doki

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>>8605952
Thanks youtube.

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>>8605921
>tetra will die someday

>>8605955
No IRL
I only came here a little bit ago

>>8605953
Turns out having a bf isn't a magic panacea
I don't like to burden him with my problems or sadness all the time

>>8605964
you have a bf?

how fat does he have to be to like you

>>8605959
Way to be fucking depressing Bexe.

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>>8596822
Hey girls, been doing a lot of thinking tonight. Wondering if I really am just delusional in thinking/feeling like a woman. I have been living as a woman for years and couldn't be happier about it really, so before I go on, I want it to be clear I'm not considering detransition at all.

I have a pretty great life as a girl so far. Tons of friends, pass well, pretty much no one knows I'm trans outside of my boyfriend and a few very close friends, yet after grocery shopping today, it was a cloudy night and I found myself stopping to analyze everything about where my life had suddenly gotten to in what felt like a blip of time, which has in reality been years... I looked down at myself, at my female body which I've grown so fond of, thought about how it came to be and if this was all correct. It sure felt correct. In fact, thinking about it made me even happier. At the same time however, I just couldn't shake the idea that maybe I'm just feeding my own mental delusion, which is completely fine if so, as it makes me happy anyways, but still.

I think it's something to think about. Am I just feeding myself a false reality? When I ask myself if this is what I want, I say yes without hesitation, but when I ask if it is all real, I have trouble telling myself that it is.

Anyone else have any experiences with these sorts of contemplative moments regarding their transition? Is it normal to question it like this?

Just passing thoughts really, but I would be interested to know how you all feel about it.

>>8605955
that's hanna, she still posts occasionally but she's busy being a NORMIE with her job and bf

hannah is an even older poster who by coincidence actually looks a bit like hanna

>>8605959
>everyone who's ever said mean things to you will die
>there's a small but not insignificant chance that they will die in great physical pain
>everyone they've ever loved will die too
look on the bright side

>>8605969
sounds like imposter syndrome
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impostor_syndrome

Ally <3 I wish I was her boyfriend..

>>8605989
you don't even know what she looks like

>>8605994
I know a fucking good woman when I come across one OK?

actually don't i dont want to be responsible

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>>8605968
sometimes the bittersweet temporal existentialism of life really gets to me, i can't help it

>>8605978
i mostly reserve that for my family

>>8605983
So in other words, either way, I have mental issues.

>>8605989
NO BEANBOY

LEAVE HER ALONE

>>8606002
>i mostly reserve that for my family
you hate every family it seems

i mean, i've only heard you talk about yours and tetras, but still, that's 2/2 families so far

I can't live anymore.
Everyday is a fight to try and beat dysphoria and no matter what I do, I can't be happy.

>>8606011
imagine if you actually had to have a job and work for a living and didnt have the luxury of complaining about your gender all day

youre not cut out for normal life in general

>>8606017
>imagine if you actually had to have a job and work for a living and didnt have the luxury of complaining about your gender all day
>youre not cut out for normal life in general
Not them, but I do work for a living and still complain about my gender all day (to myself).

>>8606017
I work as well

>>8606017
imagine if you actually had gender dysphoria and it disrupted your daily life to the point you found it very difficult to almost impossible to hold a job without suffering an unpredictable mental breakdown and/or emotional traumas

your opinions are shit and you sound like a total idiot on the topic

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>>8606004
Wasn't me I'm busy on Kik me @ Wawad2

>>8606026
i dont think a little bitch like you can handle manual labor at all actually

definitely fake

>>8606004
I'm new here nobody knows me.. And I will have her in my arms one day..

>>8606031
>my life is SOOOO hard because of all these EMOTIONAL ISSUES

>meanwhile little tyrone *click click* browns in africa has a swollen stomach from not having food for 5 days

but your life is SOOO hard because MAN trannies are the UNLUCKIEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD huh

while you sleep in a warm bed and gorge yourself on food and estrogen

>>8606034
I work in help desk

>>8606046
very surprising

>>8606036
okay, i suppose you can have her

NZ is on the opposite side of the world from me anyway

>>8606039
t. chaser mad that no one will fuck him

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>>8606039
>other people have problems
>therefore I am not allowed to have problems
>suffering is absolute and not relative

>>8606047
>>8606047
>>8606047
>>8606047
thanks for reminding me i wanna touch my gt to valqs butt

>>8606050
if that is seriously your rebuttal thats pretty damn sad

at least you learned anyway

>>8606039
even tyrone shouldn't care because there are people being tortured everyday
even the people being tortured shouldn't care because there are people being tortured even more
right?

>>8606051
>other people have problems 100x worse

>but because this is my life im gonna complain and tell everyone how suicidal i am because im not a pretty girl being fucked by 7 feet tall men who buy me luxury cars

>>8606054
i'm not the person you're replying to

>>8606039
>no one except the person in the absolute worst position is allowed to complain or feel sad about anything

>>8606048
Why does it fucking matter?

>>8606057
i think you should put your life in the perspective of an average human

considering there are 7.5 billion people and only 200 mil in america youre super damn lucky to be born in a 1st world country

but all you do is bitch and moan

need to learn to be humble

>>8606039
>muh starving african children

If you are so much of a philanthropist or a humanitarian, why are you busy shitposting on a 4chan tranny board instead of volunteering your time working for Red Cross or whatever charity organization that helps feed hungry people?

Oh wait, you're a nobody spouting ignorant judgement at people about things you don't even know about. Kill yourself you cuck.

>>8606062
did i say that you gragas/pudge cosplay?

>>8606062
That's actually one of the most common angles of mansplaining. Quite odious. And equally retarded.

>people still replying to the angry chaser anon who has been shitposting here for hours
you are silly beans

I'm torn between Samantha and Hannah as a name

What do y'all think

>>8606067
so if i dont bitch about every little emotional problem i have i better be out volunteering at red cross

yeah... makes sense....
estrogen didnt destroy your brain or anything...

>>8606074
Well you're the one who's bitching about other people's personal problems. Irony.

>>8606072
hmm, if you're over 5'10", i'd say go with samantha, but otherwise hannah

i like both names though

>>8606076
im pretty sure bitching is more like

>>8605937
>waaah im fat and not pretty i want to kms :(

not just telling you to be humble

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>tfw lesbs see your pics on okcupid and they like you but then they read your profile where you say you're trans in the first line.

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>>8606068
>gragas/pudge cosplay
Made me giggle

>>8606052
You need to have like a 9 incher for that thicc butte

well considering everyone immediately stopped replying i can tell you all learned something

goodnight

:)

>>8606079
5'6 manlet
Cam rhymes with Sam and its not a huge change so I like and Elanna said it fits..I like Hannah because it's something different but I had a publically known crush on a girl with a name that started with H kind of similar and it would feel awkward with such a similar name

>>8606082
You're not even making any sense. First you were complaining about starving african children, now you're complaining about fat people with self-esteem issues?

Your shitposts are boring and not even entertaining or intellectually stimulating. Get lost.

>>8606083
hey sass, i just want you to know that if i ever find the name of your hot sauce company, i will give it 1 star on yelp and say that it gave me diarrhea

>>8606093
yes the point of my topic was definitely COMPLAINING ABOUT AFRICAN CHILDREN

i can definitely tell you passed highschool english since you can obviously read so well

lol..

>>8606097
You're the one who brought it up in the first place.

What bullet is best to eat?

>>8606098
i just think its funny you would use the word 'intellectually stimulating' when you cant even understand the subject of a sentence

i think legos or maybe those shape blocks that go in those shape holes would probably be intellectually stimulating to you

>>8605969
Alice, you should really talk to someone about your imposter syndrome.

>>8606087
I have a 7+ incher is that good enough for valq

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>>8606091
>5'6 manlet
Condolences.
Good height for a girl though!

>>8606091
wow, that's a good height, i had no idea you were so tiny, CC

no need to make any hasty decisions anyway, you may find another name that "clicks" better and it's not as if you'll be using it immediately anyway :3

drakeposter is the angry chaser.

>>8606095
( ;_;)
Why would you do that to me?
Why do you h8 me so much really? Why did I do to you?

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>>8606101
>Alice
Erm... it's not me.. erm her.. totally..

Seriously though, how do any of you even remember me?

>>8606106
Hey fuck you. I stack produce for you like a god dammit champ and you bully me?

>>8605958
>>8603025

>>8606105
7 inches won't make it past butt cheeks

>>8606112
arent you the red haired skeleton looking chick?
welcome back

>>8606121
owo